WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.200 --> 00:00:04.559 Andy. 2 00:00:04.599 --> 00:00:07.080 You know what that music? See? Yes, sir, Amos that 3 00:00:07.200 --> 00:00:20.280 music say good health to all from rex All. The 4 00:00:20.399 --> 00:00:23.679 Amos and Andy Show written by Joe Connolly, Bob Moser 5 00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:27.600 and Bob Rots, featuring Ernestine Wade, Johnny Lee, Amanda Randolph, 6 00:00:27.719 --> 00:00:31.800 John Brown, Ken, Christy will Wright, Jeff Alexander's Music, You'rs. 7 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:35.960 Trulie Harlow, Wilcox and starring radios all time favorites Freeman 8 00:00:36.039 --> 00:00:37.479 Gosden and Charles Carrell. 9 00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:38.880 Amos and Andy. 10 00:00:48.479 --> 00:00:51.320 How do you do, ladies and gentlemen, this is Freeman Gosden. 11 00:00:52.399 --> 00:00:54.759 In just a few minutes this evening, on this program, 12 00:00:54.799 --> 00:00:57.640 you're going to hear an important announcement from your rex 13 00:00:57.679 --> 00:01:01.039 All family druggist. I would appreciate it if you would 14 00:01:01.039 --> 00:01:02.399 listen to him very carefully. 15 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:04.159 And here's the reason why. 16 00:01:05.120 --> 00:01:07.239 What he has to tell you can save you money 17 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:09.879 on your drugstore needs for months to come. 18 00:01:10.400 --> 00:01:24.040 So listen carefully. Please thank you well. Our old friend 19 00:01:24.079 --> 00:01:27.640 the Kingfish had his usual full day. He was up 20 00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:31.040 at eleven o'clock sharp, down to the pool haul for 21 00:01:31.079 --> 00:01:35.200 a little exercise once John the Cuff at the local beanery. 22 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:38.519 Then he and Andy took in a late movie, and 23 00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:41.680 now it's six o'clock and the tired business man is 24 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:46.719 just returning home. Well, let me get in the apartment here. 25 00:01:47.599 --> 00:01:51.879 George Steven Is that you you no good lady lover? 26 00:01:52.799 --> 00:01:55.359 She must want something. She's trying the sweet approach. 27 00:01:57.599 --> 00:01:59.359 Eyes is me, Honey, Well. 28 00:01:59.200 --> 00:01:59.920 I've been waiting for you. 29 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:00.760 Thank you, George. 30 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:01.239 Yeah? 31 00:02:01.239 --> 00:02:05.519 Well, uh say, honey, what are these two suitcas that 32 00:02:05.640 --> 00:02:06.239 doing in the hall? 33 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:07.640 Ten ours? 34 00:02:07.719 --> 00:02:07.799 Is? 35 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:08.759 The of course not. 36 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:11.840 You know, we ain't had no luggage in twenty two years. 37 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:15.080 The hotel seized our suitcase. That's when you couldn't pay 38 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:16.280 the bell on our honeymoon. 39 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:19.039 Yeah, I remember that. 40 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:22.080 We had the shoe box at back some Niagara Falls. Yeah. 41 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:23.719 Uh. 42 00:02:23.759 --> 00:02:26.759 Do we have come there, honey, Yes we do. 43 00:02:27.439 --> 00:02:29.000 Mama is moving in with her. 44 00:02:29.080 --> 00:02:31.560 No, wait a minute, that old goat ain't good night. 45 00:02:31.719 --> 00:02:34.319 Don't you damn call my mother and old goat? 46 00:02:34.400 --> 00:02:38.400 All right, that middle aged goat. Then I don't care. 47 00:02:38.560 --> 00:02:41.919 She ain't moving in here. She'll eat us out a house. 48 00:02:41.759 --> 00:02:42.840 And home, George. 49 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:44.800 Mama is not a big eat or. 50 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:47.599 No how thought the last time she was here for 51 00:02:47.639 --> 00:02:49.960 the chicken dinner, she never raised. 52 00:02:49.639 --> 00:02:50.560 Her head from the plate. 53 00:02:51.680 --> 00:02:54.199 She was submerged in that chicken so long I could 54 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:56.240 have swore that she was breathing through a snorkel. 55 00:02:59.120 --> 00:03:00.000 She ain't moving in here. 56 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:03.319 I tell you that, George, Mama is already here. 57 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:05.159 Well, I don't care. She gotta go. 58 00:03:05.400 --> 00:03:07.639 I was tossing out of here, bagging, bagging. Now, wait 59 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:10.000 a minute, John, I said this was football season, and 60 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:12.000 I gonna celebrated by drop kicking her. 61 00:03:11.919 --> 00:03:12.800 Down the front stept. 62 00:03:14.080 --> 00:03:17.199 George David, I'm gonna take that old rhinosceus and I 63 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:20.080 was gonna tell her, and somebody call. 64 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:24.840 Me, well, George, here's mama tell her what she was 65 00:03:24.879 --> 00:03:25.520 gonna tell her. 66 00:03:26.439 --> 00:03:26.960 But how. 67 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:31.199 Mama, George has something he'd like to discuss with you. 68 00:03:32.039 --> 00:03:36.319 Well, Mama, the thing is uh, uh, the thing is. 69 00:03:36.319 --> 00:03:38.199 Uh, what'd you got to say to me? Bolding? 70 00:03:43.280 --> 00:03:56.360 Well, you see you, I tell you, Mama. 71 00:03:56.400 --> 00:03:57.919 Would you have some more roast beef? 72 00:03:58.240 --> 00:04:01.240 No, thank you, dough, I could need another slice. 73 00:04:01.479 --> 00:04:05.080 Oh, go ahead and have one more. Thirteen's an unlucky number. 74 00:04:10.199 --> 00:04:12.840 There's a certain person at this table that I find 75 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:17.680 highly obnoxious. I ain't mentioning no names, but if the 76 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:19.199 opens a big mouth. 77 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:20.319 Once more, I'm gonna. 78 00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:22.000 Hit him across the ball ahead. 79 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:22.920 With this gravy boat. 80 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:26.079 Jarge, you leave mother alone. 81 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:30.519 A certain party has brains enough to make wires cracks, 82 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:32.279 but they don't have brains enough to. 83 00:04:32.240 --> 00:04:33.560 Go out and get a job. 84 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:37.160 Well, speaking of brains, Mama, you don't impress me, there's no. 85 00:04:37.199 --> 00:04:38.079 Fire beata kipper. 86 00:04:38.079 --> 00:04:38.319 You know. 87 00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:44.920 That IQ of yours. You'd have to study to be 88 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:45.560 a pinhead. 89 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:49.959 I'll tell you one thing, if I went out looking 90 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:51.879 for a job, I wouldn't have no troub. 91 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:53.800 What as you talking about? I best you. I could 92 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:56.360 get a job faster than you could any day of 93 00:04:56.360 --> 00:04:56.680 the week. 94 00:04:56.800 --> 00:04:58.720 Oh, I could get a job quicker you could. 95 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:02.560 I could get one lost quicker than you could. 96 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:03.879 Well, why don't you staffy? 97 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:04.560 What you mean? 98 00:05:04.759 --> 00:05:07.240 Well, tomorrow morning, Mama, we'll go out and look for 99 00:05:07.279 --> 00:05:07.720 a job. 100 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:09.439 Yeah, that's a good idea. 101 00:05:09.639 --> 00:05:12.000 And then George, you can go out and. 102 00:05:11.959 --> 00:05:12.680 Look for a job. 103 00:05:13.399 --> 00:05:17.920 Yeah, that's a good that's a that's a like the 104 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:20.519 man needed hearing said, I was all ready till I hope. 105 00:05:20.439 --> 00:05:32.040 My big mouth, Hi kingfish, what are you doing down 106 00:05:32.079 --> 00:05:34.480 here at the lodge hall so early? Well, then there. 107 00:05:34.639 --> 00:05:36.519 Got up bread and earlier this morning and looking for 108 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:36.920 a job. 109 00:05:37.120 --> 00:05:38.360 Yeah, well that's good. 110 00:05:38.399 --> 00:05:43.920 Uh uh hey, excuse me for protruding, kingfish. My ad 111 00:05:43.959 --> 00:05:46.040 noid has been flopping around on me here. I ain't 112 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:49.079 hearing so good. I just heard you say something. I 113 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:51.720 know you didn't say no, And there I gonna get 114 00:05:51.720 --> 00:05:52.120 a job. 115 00:05:52.199 --> 00:05:54.680 Well, me and my mama lord don't have an argument, 116 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:56.680 and I getting the job. That's the only way I 117 00:05:56.720 --> 00:05:57.839 can keep myself respect. 118 00:05:58.279 --> 00:05:59.839 Yeah, but getting the job. 119 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:02.680 This is serious. This is just as bad as them 120 00:06:02.759 --> 00:06:05.240 Japanese fellas it gets desperate and takes a knife and 121 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:10.680 commits he be gbis. I was forced into it. 122 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:13.639 Boy, I said I could get a job before my 123 00:06:13.759 --> 00:06:15.759 mother in law, and if I do it, well, I'd 124 00:06:15.759 --> 00:06:16.920 be disgraced for life. 125 00:06:17.319 --> 00:06:19.040 Yeah, that's right. You wouldn't want her to get the 126 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:21.680 upper hand. I guess that old gal is about the 127 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:23.480 meanes thing this side of the iron curtain. 128 00:06:24.439 --> 00:06:26.439 Well, I got the class the Frida Air Section. 129 00:06:26.519 --> 00:06:29.720 Here, I don't check a few jobs. Well, there must 130 00:06:29.759 --> 00:06:32.519 be a lot of defense work. Now, maybe you can 131 00:06:32.519 --> 00:06:33.879 get a job at the shipyards. 132 00:06:34.079 --> 00:06:36.480 No, and a little afraid of the shipyards. I worked 133 00:06:36.480 --> 00:06:37.319 there during the war. 134 00:06:37.879 --> 00:06:40.000 They started me off as a welder with a torch 135 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:42.879 when them big steel hats, you know I did. Huh. 136 00:06:42.959 --> 00:06:44.680 Yeah, I was welling away on the ship there when 137 00:06:44.680 --> 00:06:46.360 I leaned over to get a better look at my work, 138 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:47.519 and I welded myself. 139 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:51.720 Right to the deck. Well, I agree that the fellow 140 00:06:51.800 --> 00:06:54.279 or to stick on the job, but that is carrying 141 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:56.879 it a little too far. Well, I thought about trying 142 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:59.199 one of them big automobile factories this time. What do 143 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:01.240 you think of that? And I don't know about them. 144 00:07:01.519 --> 00:07:04.959 You know, that's where we lost Paul brother Thompson. He 145 00:07:05.079 --> 00:07:07.759 was working in the plant foundry down there. I think 146 00:07:07.800 --> 00:07:10.759 when the accidental fell in one of them conveyor belts. 147 00:07:11.240 --> 00:07:13.800 He come out two buildings later, shaped like a crankshaft. 148 00:07:15.720 --> 00:07:17.519 I wait a minute, here's something here, look at here. 149 00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:22.839 Help wanted male and female. Thompson's Department store, new branch 150 00:07:22.879 --> 00:07:28.079 opening this week. Situation open to all categories. Yeah, prior 151 00:07:28.120 --> 00:07:32.120 employment office Room five will eat for aptitude tests. Many 152 00:07:32.199 --> 00:07:35.040 executive positions still open. And this is it. 153 00:07:35.399 --> 00:07:38.920 Yeah, you know that's over one hundred and thirty Fourth Street. 154 00:07:38.959 --> 00:07:41.519 That's a nice looking store. The other day when it 155 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:43.240 was raining and I went in there and tried on 156 00:07:43.319 --> 00:07:49.160 shoes for a couple hours. 157 00:07:50.040 --> 00:07:52.560 Yeah, I'll go over to Thompson's and I'll show my 158 00:07:52.639 --> 00:07:55.439 mom and lo who can get a job faster they 159 00:07:55.519 --> 00:07:58.160 see here, that's you're the tiger aptitude test. That's what 160 00:07:58.199 --> 00:08:01.959 you gotta do in Yeah, that's what's that end? 161 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:03.319 That aptitude test? 162 00:08:03.959 --> 00:08:05.639 Is that where it takes the blood out of your ear? 163 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:11.480 No? No, that's to find out your IQ. You know, 164 00:08:11.639 --> 00:08:15.040 you put square pegs in a round holes and answer 165 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:18.360 questions true and false and all that stuff. I took 166 00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:21.319 one of them during the war down to the draft board. Yeah, 167 00:08:21.360 --> 00:08:21.879 how'd you make it? 168 00:08:21.959 --> 00:08:22.160 Then? 169 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:23.959 I don't know, Kingfish. 170 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:26.160 After they looked at my paper, they told me to 171 00:08:26.199 --> 00:08:28.199 go home and hide until the war was over. 172 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:38.000 All, right, pick up your papers on my desk. Here 173 00:08:38.039 --> 00:08:41.799 for the aptitude test. There you are, Yeah, here's yours. 174 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:42.960 You have a full hour. 175 00:08:44.000 --> 00:08:44.919 Can I have one of them? 176 00:08:44.960 --> 00:08:45.200 Sons? 177 00:08:45.240 --> 00:08:45.799 Here you are? 178 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:47.000 You have a full hour. 179 00:08:47.200 --> 00:08:48.639 Take a seat at any one of those desks. 180 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:55.960 Oh yeah, Oh hello George, Mama, what are you doing here? 181 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:58.879 Well, I've seen the add in the paper. Take the 182 00:08:58.960 --> 00:08:59.960 aptitude test too. 183 00:09:00.879 --> 00:09:03.320 I bet you my brains will come out on top 184 00:09:04.279 --> 00:09:05.000 your brains. 185 00:09:06.159 --> 00:09:08.279 I see better brains than yours laying on a piece 186 00:09:08.320 --> 00:09:09.080 of malbur toast. 187 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:12.080 What you talk, We'll see about that. 188 00:09:12.840 --> 00:09:16.519 All right, everybody, start the test. You have exactly one hour. 189 00:09:23.639 --> 00:09:24.840 All right, time is up. 190 00:09:25.159 --> 00:09:25.840 Time's up. 191 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:28.759 Turn your papers in the room five point fifteen. All 192 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:31.799 papers to five fifteen. You'll be notified of the results 193 00:09:31.799 --> 00:09:32.919 of the test by mail. 194 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:38.440 Well, Holy Mackerel, I just finished the same time. 195 00:09:38.639 --> 00:09:41.399 Oh me, I wonder, well, how'd you do, George? 196 00:09:41.879 --> 00:09:45.600 Oh fine, mother, Lord dear, it was a snap. 197 00:09:45.679 --> 00:09:48.519 I went through it faster than Einstein through Guffy's rider. 198 00:09:49.879 --> 00:09:51.639 Well, George, I got some shopping to do. 199 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:53.879 I wonder if you'd turn my paper in with yours 200 00:09:53.879 --> 00:09:54.960 at room five fifteen. 201 00:09:55.039 --> 00:09:56.679 Oh yeah, yeah, give me the thing I'll turn in 202 00:09:56.720 --> 00:10:00.600 for you. Uh, five fifteen is down in the oh here. 203 00:10:00.759 --> 00:10:01.639 Hm. 204 00:10:01.840 --> 00:10:04.320 Looked like Mama done a pretty good uh job here 205 00:10:04.360 --> 00:10:05.000 on her paper. 206 00:10:06.440 --> 00:10:10.679 Hm. She's an old Walrus, but she's a pretty bright 207 00:10:10.759 --> 00:10:15.360 old Walruce. Eh, she did better than me. I'd never 208 00:10:15.399 --> 00:10:26.399 live it down. I wonder, I wonder I gonna do it? Uh, 209 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:27.799 nobody in the hall here. 210 00:10:29.000 --> 00:10:30.840 I'll scratch you out mama's name, and I put my 211 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:34.039 name on her paper, and I'll put her name on. 212 00:10:34.039 --> 00:10:35.639 My paper, exactly what I'd do here. 213 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:40.200 Yeah, I'm glad I thought of this with my mind. 214 00:10:40.200 --> 00:10:52.559 I ought to be in Washington, Good evening. 215 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:55.080 This is your ex al family druggist with the money 216 00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:58.919 saving news. Amos promised you i'd have. Next week's issues 217 00:10:58.960 --> 00:11:02.799 of the Saturday Evening Post Life, Look, Colliers and The 218 00:11:02.840 --> 00:11:06.120 Farm Journal will carry a two page advertisement on rex 219 00:11:06.159 --> 00:11:11.639 Al's famous one cent sale that starts October eighteenth. Now, 220 00:11:11.639 --> 00:11:15.120 this ad features one hundred and fifty two guaranteed rex 221 00:11:15.159 --> 00:11:18.120 All products, every one of them offered at two for 222 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:20.039 the price of one plus a penny. 223 00:11:20.440 --> 00:11:21.440 And that's not all. 224 00:11:22.000 --> 00:11:25.559 There are fifty two additional specials you can't afford to miss. 225 00:11:26.080 --> 00:11:29.360 Be sure to check this bargain filled ad on rex 226 00:11:29.399 --> 00:11:32.960 Al's amazing one cent sale. It appears in next week's 227 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:37.039 issues of The Post Life Look, Colliers. 228 00:11:36.440 --> 00:11:37.559 And The Farm Journal. 229 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:50.080 What wouldn't back to the housing? 230 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:51.279 Yeah? 231 00:11:51.480 --> 00:11:53.840 Say, you know that was quick thinking. Putting your name 232 00:11:53.960 --> 00:11:57.000 on your mama Law's test paper and her name on yours. 233 00:11:57.200 --> 00:11:59.519 Yeah, then hour to be here in any day now 234 00:11:59.519 --> 00:12:01.320 about to be But tell. 235 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:04.240 Me this, king fish, don't your conscience pain you a 236 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:07.080 little bit about doing this? No, any is the whole 237 00:12:07.240 --> 00:12:10.200 love the jungle eat or be it. 238 00:12:11.639 --> 00:12:12.159 Ees done? 239 00:12:12.200 --> 00:12:14.480 Blue plated her before she blue plated. 240 00:12:14.159 --> 00:12:14.399 Me that. 241 00:12:17.639 --> 00:12:18.000 My host. 242 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:20.120 Yeah, I get on in and well I see you 243 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:22.320 late and yeah, well so long king, hold on boy, 244 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:22.799 hold on? 245 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:26.000 Is that your George? 246 00:12:26.080 --> 00:12:26.240 Oh? 247 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:28.679 Yeah, honey, Me and mama's been waiting for you. 248 00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:31.120 Yeah. Uh hmm. 249 00:12:31.559 --> 00:12:34.320 Seeing you two standing there when I come in gives 250 00:12:34.320 --> 00:12:37.279 me a rough idea what Papa Vulture thought when he 251 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:38.759 came face to face with. 252 00:12:38.919 --> 00:12:40.240 The two Vulses in his nest. 253 00:12:40.919 --> 00:12:44.559 Never mind that, George, these two letters come today from 254 00:12:44.559 --> 00:12:47.480 the Thompson Department store, one for you and one for Mama. 255 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:50.080 We've been waiting, So now, George, you open yours first. 256 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:52.200 Yeah, be only too habit opened the paper. 257 00:12:52.919 --> 00:12:57.480 Yeah, let's see how you made up baldy Mama. 258 00:12:57.840 --> 00:13:00.240 I got an idea that in just the second here, Yeah, 259 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:02.120 you is gonna be smirking from the other side of 260 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:04.159 your upper plate. Ah. 261 00:13:04.360 --> 00:13:08.679 Let me get this open here see heah h. Dear sir, 262 00:13:08.799 --> 00:13:12.399 listen to this. This is to inform you that, as 263 00:13:12.559 --> 00:13:16.639 a as a result of your aptitude tests in which 264 00:13:16.679 --> 00:13:19.799 you scored the mark of seventy four, placing you forty 265 00:13:19.799 --> 00:13:22.960 fifth in our list of applicants. You have been given 266 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:26.120 the job in our delivery department as a messenger. Kind 267 00:13:26.120 --> 00:13:30.919 of report Monday, A messenger. See there, there's brains for you. 268 00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:33.279 I got a job. Well, mother in law, dear, open 269 00:13:33.279 --> 00:13:33.720 you letter. 270 00:13:33.840 --> 00:13:36.639 Yes, hurry up, Mama, Hey, well, I hope. 271 00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:38.039 It won't be too much of a shock to you. 272 00:13:38.679 --> 00:13:41.639 I can see it now. Is gonna say something like deal, madam? 273 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:44.440 It is our unpleasant duty to inform you that there's 274 00:13:44.519 --> 00:13:46.360 no place in our organization for lunkheads. 275 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:51.639 Ah, you stot that, George, Mama, what does your letter think? 276 00:13:51.720 --> 00:13:56.320 I see now, Dear missus Smith, this is to inform 277 00:13:56.399 --> 00:14:00.039 you that, as a result of your aptitude test, in 278 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:04.159 which you scored a mark of one hundred place in 279 00:14:04.240 --> 00:14:08.399 you number one in our list of applicants, we find 280 00:14:08.519 --> 00:14:14.120 you qualified for an executive position. We are assigning you 281 00:14:14.240 --> 00:14:18.960 to our delivery room, where you will be full charge 282 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:21.360 of all our messengers. 283 00:14:23.320 --> 00:14:24.639 No, no, no, I've been fooled. 284 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:25.840 I demands a recount. 285 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:40.080 Can't hello delivery room, Missus Smith speaking? Oh yes, sir, 286 00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:42.440 I'll put one of our messengers on it right away. 287 00:14:42.919 --> 00:14:43.320 Thank you. 288 00:14:45.919 --> 00:14:50.519 Come in, excuse me, mother, Lord dear boy, I have 289 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:53.519 to deliver this big package down at seventy second Street. 290 00:14:54.120 --> 00:14:55.039 I come for coffee. 291 00:14:55.879 --> 00:14:58.600 Must I tax it or must I bust it? 292 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:02.360 It's only sixty two blocks. You'll heal and tow it. 293 00:15:13.320 --> 00:15:14.799 Pass the meat platter? George. 294 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:16.519 Yeah, hell you is. 295 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:16.840 Mama. 296 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:19.200 You better get a move on down at the store too. 297 00:15:19.559 --> 00:15:20.480 Yes, Mama, you. 298 00:15:20.559 --> 00:15:22.440 Is the worst messenger I have under me. 299 00:15:22.879 --> 00:15:24.240 Yes, Mama, George. 300 00:15:24.240 --> 00:15:25.759 You don't want to give mama's the parker with a 301 00:15:25.799 --> 00:15:26.759 bad record, do you? 302 00:15:27.559 --> 00:15:31.840 Yes, Mama, I mean, and where was you this afternoon 303 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:34.320 when I was looking for you? Well, I sorry, Mama, 304 00:15:34.440 --> 00:15:36.240 but one of them big kids is fell on my 305 00:15:36.240 --> 00:15:38.559 foot and I went up to the infirmator get them 306 00:15:38.559 --> 00:15:39.679 to try to stop the bleeding. 307 00:15:40.000 --> 00:15:42.840 What how dare you in the future? 308 00:15:42.840 --> 00:15:44.679 If you got any bleeding to do, you do it 309 00:15:44.720 --> 00:15:45.519 on your own top. 310 00:15:45.639 --> 00:15:57.399 Yes, Mama, And I telling you, boy that it's terrible. 311 00:15:57.519 --> 00:15:59.799 She drives me around the stool like a dog all day, 312 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:01.440 and then I guess it again at night. 313 00:16:01.519 --> 00:16:04.200 Oh yeah, that was certainly a nasty boomerang there. Getting 314 00:16:04.200 --> 00:16:06.240 the job and having your mama in law as your boss. 315 00:16:06.440 --> 00:16:07.519 You ain't got no idea. 316 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:09.240 And look at the way I twitch in here, I 317 00:16:09.399 --> 00:16:12.919 nervous wreck. I shook so much last night that I 318 00:16:12.919 --> 00:16:13.879 I jig them. 319 00:16:13.720 --> 00:16:17.559 A bed halfway across the room. You was bad off kingfish, 320 00:16:17.720 --> 00:16:19.639 And look at the way your eyes just bugging out there. 321 00:16:20.159 --> 00:16:21.960 I ain't seen nothing like that since I was down 322 00:16:22.039 --> 00:16:26.200 to fishing pier and stepped on the flounder. Tana is terrible. 323 00:16:26.279 --> 00:16:28.200 My mother in law blasting that and all the time. 324 00:16:28.240 --> 00:16:29.919 The only piece and quiet that I had in the 325 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:32.600 week was last Thursday night. She tried to eat a 326 00:16:32.679 --> 00:16:34.759 four deck of sandwich and her jaws locked on her 327 00:16:34.840 --> 00:16:35.440 for two hours. 328 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:38.600 Well, why don't you just up and quit the job? 329 00:16:38.639 --> 00:16:41.159 Well, I can't and I can't give in to my 330 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:43.799 mom in law. I can't admit defeat. I gotta fight, 331 00:16:43.840 --> 00:16:45.240 and I gotta fight this thing out. 332 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:47.799 There was only some way that you could get the 333 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:52.480 best of us. Yeah, whom I could find come in? Well, 334 00:16:52.840 --> 00:16:55.320 I'll conquering Jack Calhoun? How is your boy? What is 335 00:16:55.360 --> 00:16:56.559 you doing over here? Calhoun? 336 00:16:56.679 --> 00:16:56.960 Oh? 337 00:16:57.000 --> 00:16:59.039 I just come from the First National Bank. 338 00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:02.480 We had a big disagreement, big disagreement about my balance. 339 00:17:02.559 --> 00:17:05.880 Never a host the trouble well fars adding figure at 340 00:17:05.920 --> 00:17:08.079 that bank. I have just one hundred and thirty nine 341 00:17:08.160 --> 00:17:09.920 dollars thirty eight cents over drone. 342 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:11.480 Well what did the banks say? 343 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:13.359 They say, I ain't got no account at all. 344 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:20.079 Well, that's them banks, always bringing up them little technicalities. Kingfish, 345 00:17:20.079 --> 00:17:20.880 what's the matter with you? 346 00:17:21.319 --> 00:17:23.720 Look at that face of your lifetime. 347 00:17:23.319 --> 00:17:24.920 Houseeing anything that's sad looking with it? 348 00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:26.440 A boat of clam chowder. 349 00:17:27.359 --> 00:17:28.160 Oh, I don't know. 350 00:17:28.279 --> 00:17:30.279 I messed myself up. Me and my mother in law 351 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:33.160 applied for a job and I switched the aptitude test 352 00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:35.279 paper and she ended up being my boss. 353 00:17:35.319 --> 00:17:36.200 Want to really out. 354 00:17:36.079 --> 00:17:37.119 Fox myself this time? 355 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:39.359 Oh? Yeah, that old lady is really making a nervous 356 00:17:39.359 --> 00:17:40.440 wreck out of the Kingfish. 357 00:17:40.599 --> 00:17:42.559 Yeah, I tell my hell the only I can't afford 358 00:17:42.559 --> 00:17:45.599 to lose no more. It Ain't there some way that 359 00:17:45.640 --> 00:17:47.039 I can get rid of that old leader? 360 00:17:47.359 --> 00:17:50.119 Well you could, you could. 361 00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:56.039 I don't know what you want us to do, but 362 00:17:56.119 --> 00:17:58.519 from the looks of your face, I think we'd get 363 00:17:58.559 --> 00:17:59.480 arrested if we've done it. 364 00:18:01.359 --> 00:18:03.240 No, No, there's a practical idea. 365 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:05.359 The thing for you to do is get the. 366 00:18:05.279 --> 00:18:08.680 Old lady fire fire. Yeah, how does we do that? 367 00:18:09.000 --> 00:18:09.359 Simple? 368 00:18:09.519 --> 00:18:11.680 Just go into the bosom, make up some kind of 369 00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:14.119 story about her being an undesirable employee. 370 00:18:14.440 --> 00:18:17.680 Yeah, and this is Sunday. Yeah, we could go to 371 00:18:17.720 --> 00:18:20.039 the man who owns the departments though he's home, mister 372 00:18:20.079 --> 00:18:23.119 Monahand yeah, we can go right to his home. Yeah, 373 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:25.319 we'll do it, Andy, it's our only chance. 374 00:18:25.640 --> 00:18:29.759 But on me, why is I always having this family trouble? 375 00:18:29.799 --> 00:18:30.200 Calhoun? 376 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:32.480 I never heard about you talking about having no family 377 00:18:32.519 --> 00:18:34.480 trouble or having no trouble with your wife. 378 00:18:34.640 --> 00:18:37.119 No, boy, I ain't never had no trouble with my wife. 379 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:40.119 You see, when I got married eighteen years ago, me 380 00:18:40.160 --> 00:18:42.240 and my wife took a honeymoon trip to Permute on 381 00:18:42.240 --> 00:18:45.240 a big ocean liner. And on that trip, my wife 382 00:18:45.279 --> 00:18:48.759 done something that made me the happiest man. Fell a 383 00:18:48.799 --> 00:18:51.559 seacs to light and comfortable for the rest of my life. 384 00:18:52.000 --> 00:18:52.599 What'd she do? 385 00:18:52.839 --> 00:18:53.759 She fell over boat? 386 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:06.559 Now here's the ladea with a question for our rex 387 00:19:06.559 --> 00:19:08.119 Al family druggists. 388 00:19:08.720 --> 00:19:11.039 I'm dying to hear more about that ad on rex 389 00:19:11.039 --> 00:19:12.359 Al's one cent sale. 390 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:13.240 Well, ma'am. 391 00:19:13.279 --> 00:19:16.200 It appears in next week's Life Look Colliers, the Saturday 392 00:19:16.200 --> 00:19:20.000 Evening Post, and the Farm Journal, two full pages crammed 393 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:23.920 with one hundred and fifty two guaranteed rex Al products, 394 00:19:24.279 --> 00:19:26.279 all of them at two for the price of one 395 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:29.279 plus a penny. On top of that, there are fifty 396 00:19:29.279 --> 00:19:32.519 two other items at super special prices. And to make 397 00:19:32.519 --> 00:19:34.279 it easy for you to check what you need in 398 00:19:34.319 --> 00:19:37.319 advance of the sale, you'll find a little square before 399 00:19:37.359 --> 00:19:37.880 each item. 400 00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:40.359 Why I can use the ad as a shopping list. 401 00:19:40.160 --> 00:19:41.559