Speaker 1: Andy.
Speaker 2: You know what that music? See? Yes, sir, Amos that
Speaker 2: music say good health to all from rex All. The
Speaker 2: Amos and Andy Show written by Joe Connolly, Bob Moser
Speaker 2: and Bob Rots, featuring Ernestine Wade, Johnny Lee, Amanda Randolph,
Speaker 2: John Brown, Ken, Christy will Wright, Jeff Alexander's Music, You'rs.
Speaker 2: Trulie Harlow, Wilcox and starring radios all time favorites Freeman
Speaker 2: Gosden and Charles Carrell.
Speaker 3: Amos and Andy.
Speaker 4: How do you do, ladies and gentlemen, this is Freeman Gosden.
Speaker 4: In just a few minutes this evening, on this program,
Speaker 4: you're going to hear an important announcement from your rex
Speaker 4: All family druggist. I would appreciate it if you would
Speaker 4: listen to him very carefully.
Speaker 2: And here's the reason why.
Speaker 4: What he has to tell you can save you money
Speaker 4: on your drugstore needs for months to come.
Speaker 2: So listen carefully. Please thank you well. Our old friend
Speaker 2: the Kingfish had his usual full day. He was up
Speaker 2: at eleven o'clock sharp, down to the pool haul for
Speaker 2: a little exercise once John the Cuff at the local beanery.
Speaker 2: Then he and Andy took in a late movie, and
Speaker 2: now it's six o'clock and the tired business man is
Speaker 2: just returning home. Well, let me get in the apartment here.
Speaker 5: George Steven Is that you you no good lady lover?
Speaker 4: She must want something. She's trying the sweet approach.
Speaker 2: Eyes is me, Honey, Well.
Speaker 3: I've been waiting for you.
Speaker 6: Thank you, George.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, uh say, honey, what are these two suitcas that
Speaker 4: doing in the hall?
Speaker 2: Ten ours?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 6: The of course not.
Speaker 5: You know, we ain't had no luggage in twenty two years.
Speaker 5: The hotel seized our suitcase. That's when you couldn't pay
Speaker 5: the bell on our honeymoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 4: We had the shoe box at back some Niagara Falls. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: Do we have come there, honey, Yes we do.
Speaker 6: Mama is moving in with her.
Speaker 4: No, wait a minute, that old goat ain't good night.
Speaker 6: Don't you damn call my mother and old goat?
Speaker 2: All right, that middle aged goat. Then I don't care.
Speaker 2: She ain't moving in here. She'll eat us out a house.
Speaker 3: And home, George.
Speaker 6: Mama is not a big eat or.
Speaker 4: No how thought the last time she was here for
Speaker 4: the chicken dinner, she never raised.
Speaker 2: Her head from the plate.
Speaker 4: She was submerged in that chicken so long I could
Speaker 4: have swore that she was breathing through a snorkel.
Speaker 2: She ain't moving in here.
Speaker 5: I tell you that, George, Mama is already here.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't care. She gotta go.
Speaker 4: I was tossing out of here, bagging, bagging. Now, wait
Speaker 4: a minute, John, I said this was football season, and
Speaker 4: I gonna celebrated by drop kicking her.
Speaker 2: Down the front stept.
Speaker 4: George David, I'm gonna take that old rhinosceus and I
Speaker 4: was gonna tell her, and somebody call.
Speaker 6: Me, well, George, here's mama tell her what she was
Speaker 6: gonna tell her.
Speaker 4: But how.
Speaker 5: Mama, George has something he'd like to discuss with you.
Speaker 4: Well, Mama, the thing is uh, uh, the thing is.
Speaker 3: Uh, what'd you got to say to me? Bolding?
Speaker 7: Well, you see you, I tell you, Mama.
Speaker 6: Would you have some more roast beef?
Speaker 3: No, thank you, dough, I could need another slice.
Speaker 4: Oh, go ahead and have one more. Thirteen's an unlucky number.
Speaker 8: There's a certain person at this table that I find
Speaker 8: highly obnoxious. I ain't mentioning no names, but if the
Speaker 8: opens a big mouth.
Speaker 3: Once more, I'm gonna.
Speaker 8: Hit him across the ball ahead.
Speaker 3: With this gravy boat.
Speaker 6: Jarge, you leave mother alone.
Speaker 8: A certain party has brains enough to make wires cracks,
Speaker 8: but they don't have brains enough to.
Speaker 3: Go out and get a job.
Speaker 4: Well, speaking of brains, Mama, you don't impress me, there's no.
Speaker 2: Fire beata kipper.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 4: That IQ of yours. You'd have to study to be
Speaker 4: a pinhead.
Speaker 8: I'll tell you one thing, if I went out looking
Speaker 8: for a job, I wouldn't have no troub.
Speaker 2: What as you talking about? I best you. I could
Speaker 2: get a job faster than you could any day of
Speaker 2: the week.
Speaker 8: Oh, I could get a job quicker you could.
Speaker 2: I could get one lost quicker than you could.
Speaker 3: Well, why don't you staffy?
Speaker 2: What you mean?
Speaker 6: Well, tomorrow morning, Mama, we'll go out and look for
Speaker 6: a job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 6: And then George, you can go out and.
Speaker 3: Look for a job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good that's a that's a like the
Speaker 4: man needed hearing said, I was all ready till I hope.
Speaker 2: My big mouth, Hi kingfish, what are you doing down
Speaker 2: here at the lodge hall so early? Well, then there.
Speaker 4: Got up bread and earlier this morning and looking for
Speaker 4: a job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's good.
Speaker 2: Uh uh hey, excuse me for protruding, kingfish. My ad
Speaker 2: noid has been flopping around on me here. I ain't
Speaker 2: hearing so good. I just heard you say something. I
Speaker 2: know you didn't say no, And there I gonna get
Speaker 2: a job.
Speaker 4: Well, me and my mama lord don't have an argument,
Speaker 4: and I getting the job. That's the only way I
Speaker 4: can keep myself respect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but getting the job.
Speaker 2: This is serious. This is just as bad as them
Speaker 2: Japanese fellas it gets desperate and takes a knife and
Speaker 2: commits he be gbis. I was forced into it.
Speaker 4: Boy, I said I could get a job before my
Speaker 4: mother in law, and if I do it, well, I'd
Speaker 4: be disgraced for life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. You wouldn't want her to get the
Speaker 2: upper hand. I guess that old gal is about the
Speaker 2: meanes thing this side of the iron curtain.
Speaker 4: Well, I got the class the Frida Air Section.
Speaker 2: Here, I don't check a few jobs. Well, there must
Speaker 2: be a lot of defense work. Now, maybe you can
Speaker 2: get a job at the shipyards.
Speaker 4: No, and a little afraid of the shipyards. I worked
Speaker 4: there during the war.
Speaker 2: They started me off as a welder with a torch
Speaker 2: when them big steel hats, you know I did. Huh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was welling away on the ship there when
Speaker 4: I leaned over to get a better look at my work,
Speaker 4: and I welded myself.
Speaker 2: Right to the deck. Well, I agree that the fellow
Speaker 2: or to stick on the job, but that is carrying
Speaker 2: it a little too far. Well, I thought about trying
Speaker 2: one of them big automobile factories this time. What do
Speaker 2: you think of that? And I don't know about them.
Speaker 2: You know, that's where we lost Paul brother Thompson. He
Speaker 2: was working in the plant foundry down there. I think
Speaker 2: when the accidental fell in one of them conveyor belts.
Speaker 2: He come out two buildings later, shaped like a crankshaft.
Speaker 4: I wait a minute, here's something here, look at here.
Speaker 4: Help wanted male and female. Thompson's Department store, new branch
Speaker 4: opening this week. Situation open to all categories. Yeah, prior
Speaker 4: employment office Room five will eat for aptitude tests. Many
Speaker 4: executive positions still open. And this is it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that's over one hundred and thirty Fourth Street.
Speaker 2: That's a nice looking store. The other day when it
Speaker 2: was raining and I went in there and tried on
Speaker 2: shoes for a couple hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll go over to Thompson's and I'll show my
Speaker 4: mom and lo who can get a job faster they
Speaker 4: see here, that's you're the tiger aptitude test. That's what
Speaker 4: you gotta do in Yeah, that's what's that end?
Speaker 2: That aptitude test?
Speaker 4: Is that where it takes the blood out of your ear?
Speaker 2: No? No, that's to find out your IQ. You know,
Speaker 2: you put square pegs in a round holes and answer
Speaker 2: questions true and false and all that stuff. I took
Speaker 2: one of them during the war down to the draft board. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how'd you make it?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Kingfish.
Speaker 2: After they looked at my paper, they told me to
Speaker 2: go home and hide until the war was over.
Speaker 10: All, right, pick up your papers on my desk. Here
Speaker 10: for the aptitude test. There you are, Yeah, here's yours.
Speaker 1: You have a full hour.
Speaker 2: Can I have one of them?
Speaker 4: Sons?
Speaker 2: Here you are?
Speaker 1: You have a full hour.
Speaker 10: Take a seat at any one of those desks.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Oh hello George, Mama, what are you doing here?
Speaker 3: Well, I've seen the add in the paper. Take the
Speaker 3: aptitude test too.
Speaker 8: I bet you my brains will come out on top
Speaker 8: your brains.
Speaker 4: I see better brains than yours laying on a piece
Speaker 4: of malbur toast.
Speaker 3: What you talk, We'll see about that.
Speaker 10: All right, everybody, start the test. You have exactly one hour.
Speaker 1: All right, time is up.
Speaker 2: Time's up.
Speaker 10: Turn your papers in the room five point fifteen. All
Speaker 10: papers to five fifteen. You'll be notified of the results
Speaker 10: of the test by mail.
Speaker 4: Well, Holy Mackerel, I just finished the same time.
Speaker 3: Oh me, I wonder, well, how'd you do, George?
Speaker 2: Oh fine, mother, Lord dear, it was a snap.
Speaker 4: I went through it faster than Einstein through Guffy's rider.
Speaker 3: Well, George, I got some shopping to do.
Speaker 8: I wonder if you'd turn my paper in with yours
Speaker 8: at room five fifteen.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, give me the thing I'll turn in
Speaker 4: for you. Uh, five fifteen is down in the oh here.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 4: Looked like Mama done a pretty good uh job here
Speaker 4: on her paper.
Speaker 2: Hm. She's an old Walrus, but she's a pretty bright
Speaker 2: old Walruce. Eh, she did better than me. I'd never
Speaker 2: live it down. I wonder, I wonder I gonna do it? Uh,
Speaker 2: nobody in the hall here.
Speaker 4: I'll scratch you out mama's name, and I put my
Speaker 4: name on her paper, and I'll put her name on.
Speaker 2: My paper, exactly what I'd do here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad I thought of this with my mind.
Speaker 4: I ought to be in Washington, Good evening.
Speaker 2: This is your ex al family druggist with the money
Speaker 2: saving news. Amos promised you i'd have. Next week's issues
Speaker 2: of the Saturday Evening Post Life, Look, Colliers and The
Speaker 2: Farm Journal will carry a two page advertisement on rex
Speaker 2: Al's famous one cent sale that starts October eighteenth. Now,
Speaker 2: this ad features one hundred and fifty two guaranteed rex
Speaker 2: All products, every one of them offered at two for
Speaker 2: the price of one plus a penny.
Speaker 1: And that's not all.
Speaker 2: There are fifty two additional specials you can't afford to miss.
Speaker 2: Be sure to check this bargain filled ad on rex
Speaker 2: Al's amazing one cent sale. It appears in next week's
Speaker 2: issues of The Post Life Look, Colliers.
Speaker 1: And The Farm Journal.
Speaker 4: What wouldn't back to the housing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Say, you know that was quick thinking. Putting your name
Speaker 2: on your mama Law's test paper and her name on yours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, then hour to be here in any day now
Speaker 4: about to be But tell.
Speaker 2: Me this, king fish, don't your conscience pain you a
Speaker 2: little bit about doing this? No, any is the whole
Speaker 2: love the jungle eat or be it.
Speaker 3: Ees done?
Speaker 4: Blue plated her before she blue plated.
Speaker 1: Me that.
Speaker 4: My host.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get on in and well I see you
Speaker 2: late and yeah, well so long king, hold on boy,
Speaker 2: hold on?
Speaker 3: Is that your George?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, honey, Me and mama's been waiting for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh hmm.
Speaker 4: Seeing you two standing there when I come in gives
Speaker 4: me a rough idea what Papa Vulture thought when he
Speaker 4: came face to face with.
Speaker 2: The two Vulses in his nest.
Speaker 5: Never mind that, George, these two letters come today from
Speaker 5: the Thompson Department store, one for you and one for Mama.
Speaker 6: We've been waiting, So now, George, you open yours first.
Speaker 4: Yeah, be only too habit opened the paper.
Speaker 8: Yeah, let's see how you made up baldy Mama.
Speaker 2: I got an idea that in just the second here, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you is gonna be smirking from the other side of
Speaker 2: your upper plate. Ah.
Speaker 4: Let me get this open here see heah h. Dear sir,
Speaker 4: listen to this. This is to inform you that, as
Speaker 4: a as a result of your aptitude tests in which
Speaker 4: you scored the mark of seventy four, placing you forty
Speaker 4: fifth in our list of applicants. You have been given
Speaker 4: the job in our delivery department as a messenger. Kind
Speaker 4: of report Monday, A messenger. See there, there's brains for you.
Speaker 4: I got a job. Well, mother in law, dear, open
Speaker 4: you letter.
Speaker 6: Yes, hurry up, Mama, Hey, well, I hope.
Speaker 4: It won't be too much of a shock to you.
Speaker 4: I can see it now. Is gonna say something like deal, madam?
Speaker 4: It is our unpleasant duty to inform you that there's
Speaker 4: no place in our organization for lunkheads.
Speaker 5: Ah, you stot that, George, Mama, what does your letter think?
Speaker 8: I see now, Dear missus Smith, this is to inform
Speaker 8: you that, as a result of your aptitude test, in
Speaker 8: which you scored a mark of one hundred place in
Speaker 8: you number one in our list of applicants, we find
Speaker 8: you qualified for an executive position. We are assigning you
Speaker 8: to our delivery room, where you will be full charge
Speaker 8: of all our messengers.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I've been fooled.
Speaker 2: I demands a recount.
Speaker 8: Can't hello delivery room, Missus Smith speaking? Oh yes, sir,
Speaker 8: I'll put one of our messengers on it right away.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Come in, excuse me, mother, Lord dear boy, I have
Speaker 4: to deliver this big package down at seventy second Street.
Speaker 2: I come for coffee.
Speaker 4: Must I tax it or must I bust it?
Speaker 3: It's only sixty two blocks. You'll heal and tow it.
Speaker 6: Pass the meat platter? George.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hell you is.
Speaker 4: Mama.
Speaker 8: You better get a move on down at the store too.
Speaker 2: Yes, Mama, you.
Speaker 3: Is the worst messenger I have under me.
Speaker 2: Yes, Mama, George.
Speaker 6: You don't want to give mama's the parker with a
Speaker 6: bad record, do you?
Speaker 4: Yes, Mama, I mean, and where was you this afternoon
Speaker 4: when I was looking for you? Well, I sorry, Mama,
Speaker 4: but one of them big kids is fell on my
Speaker 4: foot and I went up to the infirmator get them
Speaker 4: to try to stop the bleeding.
Speaker 3: What how dare you in the future?
Speaker 8: If you got any bleeding to do, you do it
Speaker 8: on your own top.
Speaker 4: Yes, Mama, And I telling you, boy that it's terrible.
Speaker 4: She drives me around the stool like a dog all day,
Speaker 4: and then I guess it again at night.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was certainly a nasty boomerang there. Getting
Speaker 2: the job and having your mama in law as your boss.
Speaker 2: You ain't got no idea.
Speaker 4: And look at the way I twitch in here, I
Speaker 4: nervous wreck. I shook so much last night that I
Speaker 4: I jig them.
Speaker 2: A bed halfway across the room. You was bad off kingfish,
Speaker 2: And look at the way your eyes just bugging out there.
Speaker 2: I ain't seen nothing like that since I was down
Speaker 2: to fishing pier and stepped on the flounder. Tana is terrible.
Speaker 4: My mother in law blasting that and all the time.
Speaker 4: The only piece and quiet that I had in the
Speaker 4: week was last Thursday night. She tried to eat a
Speaker 4: four deck of sandwich and her jaws locked on her
Speaker 4: for two hours.
Speaker 2: Well, why don't you just up and quit the job?
Speaker 4: Well, I can't and I can't give in to my
Speaker 4: mom in law. I can't admit defeat. I gotta fight,
Speaker 4: and I gotta fight this thing out.
Speaker 2: There was only some way that you could get the
Speaker 2: best of us. Yeah, whom I could find come in? Well,
Speaker 2: I'll conquering Jack Calhoun? How is your boy? What is
Speaker 2: you doing over here? Calhoun?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I just come from the First National Bank.
Speaker 11: We had a big disagreement, big disagreement about my balance.
Speaker 11: Never a host the trouble well fars adding figure at
Speaker 11: that bank. I have just one hundred and thirty nine
Speaker 11: dollars thirty eight cents over drone.
Speaker 2: Well what did the banks say?
Speaker 11: They say, I ain't got no account at all.
Speaker 2: Well, that's them banks, always bringing up them little technicalities. Kingfish,
Speaker 2: what's the matter with you?
Speaker 3: Look at that face of your lifetime.
Speaker 11: Houseeing anything that's sad looking with it?
Speaker 1: A boat of clam chowder.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I messed myself up. Me and my mother in law
Speaker 4: applied for a job and I switched the aptitude test
Speaker 4: paper and she ended up being my boss.
Speaker 2: Want to really out.
Speaker 4: Fox myself this time?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, that old lady is really making a nervous
Speaker 2: wreck out of the Kingfish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I tell my hell the only I can't afford
Speaker 4: to lose no more. It Ain't there some way that
Speaker 4: I can get rid of that old leader?
Speaker 3: Well you could, you could.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you want us to do, but
Speaker 2: from the looks of your face, I think we'd get
Speaker 2: arrested if we've done it.
Speaker 11: No, No, there's a practical idea.
Speaker 3: The thing for you to do is get the.
Speaker 2: Old lady fire fire. Yeah, how does we do that?
Speaker 1: Simple?
Speaker 11: Just go into the bosom, make up some kind of
Speaker 11: story about her being an undesirable employee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is Sunday. Yeah, we could go to
Speaker 2: the man who owns the departments though he's home, mister
Speaker 2: Monahand yeah, we can go right to his home. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll do it, Andy, it's our only chance.
Speaker 4: But on me, why is I always having this family trouble?
Speaker 2: Calhoun?
Speaker 4: I never heard about you talking about having no family
Speaker 4: trouble or having no trouble with your wife.
Speaker 11: No, boy, I ain't never had no trouble with my wife.
Speaker 11: You see, when I got married eighteen years ago, me
Speaker 11: and my wife took a honeymoon trip to Permute on
Speaker 11: a big ocean liner. And on that trip, my wife
Speaker 11: done something that made me the happiest man. Fell a
Speaker 11: seacs to light and comfortable for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: What'd she do?
Speaker 3: She fell over boat?
Speaker 2: Now here's the ladea with a question for our rex
Speaker 2: Al family druggists.
Speaker 9: I'm dying to hear more about that ad on rex
Speaker 9: Al's one cent sale.
Speaker 1: Well, ma'am.
Speaker 2: It appears in next week's Life Look Colliers, the Saturday
Speaker 2: Evening Post, and the Farm Journal, two full pages crammed
Speaker 2: with one hundred and fifty two guaranteed rex Al products,
Speaker 2: all of them at two for the price of one
Speaker 2: plus a penny. On top of that, there are fifty
Speaker 2: two other items at super special prices. And to make
Speaker 2: it easy for you to check what you need in
Speaker 2: advance of the sale, you'll find a little square before
Speaker 2: each item.
Speaker 9: Why I can use the ad as a shopping list.
Speaker 1: And to order in advance.
Speaker 2: If you wish, your rex Al Family Druggist will gladly
Speaker 2: lay away your order to be picked up any time
Speaker 2: during the sale.
Speaker 6: Where did you say?
Speaker 2: This ad appears in next week's Life, Look Colliers, the
Speaker 2: Saturday Evening Post, and the Farm Journal.
Speaker 1: Look for it, check it and save.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 4: And here's mister Monahan's house. Now you remember what I
Speaker 4: told you to do?
Speaker 2: Third nine remembers what do you think I had?
Speaker 1: Stupid?
Speaker 2: Or up? Good?
Speaker 4: Now you remembers ever think we're gonna tell mister Monaghan?
Speaker 2: Says I remember what we're gonna tell mister Monaghan. Ha ha,
Speaker 2: who's mister Monaghan? Big?
Speaker 4: Tell me he is Mama's boss at the department store.
Speaker 4: We gonna get her fire? Oh yeah, yeah, eyes all
Speaker 4: right now yeah, knock on the door. Yeah, hope he
Speaker 4: falls for this thing. It's the only chance.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, what I said?
Speaker 4: Excuse me, sir, you mister Monahan owning up the Thompson
Speaker 4: Department Store engine. Yes, well, I loyal employee Stevens. You've
Speaker 4: probably heard of the boys down at the store refer
Speaker 4: to me as old faithfool dog Stephen's the company man.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't heard of it.
Speaker 2: You know what do you want?
Speaker 4: Well, Miss Mona hen Ey has come here with important
Speaker 4: information that I feel you should know. I reveal on
Speaker 4: this information because I feel it's my solemn duty as
Speaker 4: a loyal employee of the Thompson Department Store. In other words,
Speaker 4: I'm doing it from the old Alma matsa. You see
Speaker 4: what I mean here?
Speaker 1: Well, what is this information from?
Speaker 2: Ms Monahane?
Speaker 4: This is Mimus Brown here, and I think we better
Speaker 4: step inside. What we're going brought about is rather confidential
Speaker 4: than I rather do my brutin inside behind closed door.
Speaker 2: You see. Oh very well, we'll come in after you enter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now what is this all about? Ms Monahane?
Speaker 4: It is my opinion for dudey to inform you that
Speaker 4: you have a terrible fiend and your employ Yeah, besides
Speaker 4: that you ain't a very nice person. Neither her name
Speaker 4: is Ramona Smith.
Speaker 1: You mean Ramona Smith from the delivery room.
Speaker 4: The other knowe in your employment records by that name,
Speaker 4: but knowing to the police for four continents as ruthless
Speaker 4: Ramona the child deserter.
Speaker 1: Why child deserter?
Speaker 4: Oh else?
Speaker 2: While she labels in your store.
Speaker 4: You see, this heartless woman has left twelve children at home,
Speaker 4: ages two to nine, without no paradentical care. And this
Speaker 4: is the man yet who can confirm it? This is
Speaker 4: a husband, right, her husband does?
Speaker 2: They just poor unforsing it that she casts aside like
Speaker 2: a dried hud banan appeal. That's me all right.
Speaker 1: I'll wait a minute here.
Speaker 2: You mean to say that while she's working, she's neglecting
Speaker 2: her children.
Speaker 1: Why she makes a good salary at the.
Speaker 2: Star, Yeah, but mister, me and the kids never sees
Speaker 2: a dime of it. On pay day she goes right
Speaker 2: from the cashiers, went into the racetrack.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a sad thing, mister, a sad thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, last week she put the food money on
Speaker 2: a three horse parley. Me and the kids listened to
Speaker 2: the race on the radio. Oh, I tell you it
Speaker 2: broke their little hearts when the roast beef dinner pulled
Speaker 2: the tendon in the stretch. Doesn't she bring anything home
Speaker 2: from the tracks so these poor poor children can eat well?
Speaker 2: Most mona hen.
Speaker 4: I dropped by a place the other day, and I
Speaker 4: never hoped to see a sad sight than a two
Speaker 4: year old child spreading peanut butter on an old paramutual ticket.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's terrible, just terrible.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute here, you're their father.
Speaker 2: Why don't you do something for these poor neglected children.
Speaker 2: You're a man, do something? Well, you see I I
Speaker 2: uh uh yeah, why don't I k big?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: Uh, you've forgotten, mister Brown.
Speaker 2: You was a sick man.
Speaker 4: You was practical left dying in the bed there. You
Speaker 4: had to get out of a sick bed to come
Speaker 4: over here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah that's right. Oh I as sick as
Speaker 2: a dog, mister I really well, this is certainly a
Speaker 2: sorry state of affairs, a woman neglecting her family. I
Speaker 2: have children of my own, and I'm not going to
Speaker 2: be a party to this. I won't have this woman
Speaker 2: disgraced my depopment store. She'll receive her I know this
Speaker 2: first thing tomorrow morning. You've done a great service to
Speaker 2: the company Stephens, and I won't forget this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sir, I've done it on a lawyer like I said,
Speaker 4: loyal Stevens to call medi old fearful dog.
Speaker 2: You know why the idea woman neglecting twelve children she
Speaker 2: ought to be behind far? I agree with you. Good
Speaker 2: day is a good day. Yeah, good day, good day.
Speaker 6: Good on.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I.
Speaker 4: Didn't think we could do it, but we've done it.
Speaker 2: Then we don't pull it off. I got my mom
Speaker 2: in law fire. It was great work. Oh, I say,
Speaker 2: what is the matter with you? In I was just
Speaker 2: thinking if I as sick as I was supposed to be,
Speaker 2: I better go home and lay down for a while.
Speaker 4: Hell, come on, boys, Come on, boys, walk putting it
Speaker 4: back to the department a little tireder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you had a big day at the
Speaker 2: store with your mom in law getting fired.
Speaker 4: King Fez, this is the deadest trick you done, ever done,
Speaker 4: getting your poor mother in law fires. He must be heartbroken,
Speaker 4: he must. She don't even know what hit her.
Speaker 2: They fired her this morning. She tried to see me
Speaker 2: as money hand, but they throw it right out of
Speaker 2: the store. I guess this will convince her that men's
Speaker 2: is smarter than women kings, fiez.
Speaker 4: The only thing I hope is that you get a
Speaker 4: new boss that's four times worse than your mother in law.
Speaker 2: That'll teach you a lesson. Oh take it easy, gamers. Well,
Speaker 2: ain't no chance of that happening.
Speaker 4: There is given another one of them apteritude tests to
Speaker 4: pick a new boss. They had to put ahead in
Speaker 4: the paper, sooomed all employees at the store and everybody
Speaker 4: else too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you got one hundred in the last one.
Speaker 2: With your experience and everything, you probably get a iron market.
Speaker 2: And it's even possible to.
Speaker 4: Get Well, I can't help her feel that for your
Speaker 4: mother in law.
Speaker 2: Well, don't be silly in us.
Speaker 4: That's like feeling sorry for Barracuda. Well, what's going on here, fellows,
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 2: They just posted the results of the aptitude test for
Speaker 2: the head of the delivery room. Well let me see
Speaker 2: here first, Stevens, Well, how are you like that? Well,
Speaker 2: you certainly must have had a good mark. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: here comes fresh from mont hand.
Speaker 1: I guess by now you've all seen the results of
Speaker 1: the aptitude test for the new head of our delivery room.
Speaker 2: Who, yes, yes, we are seeing the thing Unfortunately we
Speaker 2: had to get rid of Missus Smith. But I think
Speaker 2: this time we really have the right person for the job.
Speaker 2: I agrees with you to a results of this test
Speaker 2: showed that this person has intelligence, resostfulness and outstanding leadership ability.
Speaker 2: I supposed to agree with you again. Now, gentlemen, I'd
Speaker 2: like you to meet the new head of the delivery room,
Speaker 2: the one who got.
Speaker 1: The highest mark in our aftitude test. There was open
Speaker 1: to everyone.
Speaker 2: I mean, please, I want you to meet your new bossman,
Speaker 2: Missus Sapphire Steven. How do you do?
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