Speaker 1: He'll f X Games Final four. Before you ask the
Speaker 1: next question, did you know that Mexican food comes from Mexico.
Speaker 2: I know that because of Tito Santana.
Speaker 1: I know that because I can walk out my front door,
Speaker 1: walk ten feet and there's a taco vendor right there
Speaker 1: serving homemade tacos with homemade tortillas.
Speaker 2: Not the stuff they have here in America. I mean
Speaker 2: that stuff, for the most part, is complete shit.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about Taco bell I'm talking about real
Speaker 1: Mexican tacos. I'll tell you what I think. It's very
Speaker 1: appropriate if you do think that Mexico is a third
Speaker 1: world country, because I'm a third party candidate and I
Speaker 1: represent the third worlds. While we were shooting Predator, Arnold
Speaker 1: got me into stogies, my habit. I enjoyed it this day.
Speaker 1: It's very relaxing after a long day to put your
Speaker 1: feet up and disappear into a sweet smelling cloud of smoke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure he does quite a bit of that.
Speaker 2: These days.
Speaker 1: I like to roll myself a fanny.
Speaker 2: I'll go into a local bodega and older blunt papers.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't even speak Spanish, and they say I have
Speaker 1: to do it with my hands and say give me
Speaker 1: a fucking blunt, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: There was one day and seventy eight that you freed
Speaker 2: your pants and and a beautiful soul came into this world,
Speaker 2: your firstborn, and I wish you could.
Speaker 1: Call it was Jade? Or was that tie round.
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: You tell me, Jess, I can't be sure?
Speaker 1: Are your fire? O?
Speaker 2: Uh oh what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I went back? I actually I actually had a few
Speaker 1: dreams down there. So you went back to Vietnam?
Speaker 2: Uh huh oh?
Speaker 1: Old things came out? I went back. I went back.
Speaker 1: You know, why don't you say you went? You know
Speaker 1: you had a flashback?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I went back. I went.
Speaker 2: It's almost like I went back in a flash.
Speaker 1: I went back to my room.
Speaker 4: Are saying you had a flashback?
Speaker 1: Son?
Speaker 4: Can I help you with that? Turn a phrase? What
Speaker 4: the hell? The podcast on Speak Speak Straight? The hell is.
Speaker 1: Got your damn hair? Anyway, I went back. Steve, Hey,
Speaker 1: did you see how scared mean Jean was. He knew
Speaker 1: how good an announcer I was, and he was scared
Speaker 1: that his job might be in jeopardy.
Speaker 2: He knew I was gonna call him on his bias.
Speaker 1: I said, fuck you, Jean Huh, a little bitch.
Speaker 2: Yes, cou'd you say to him? I said, fuck you
Speaker 2: Jeane Huh, your little bitch nice?
Speaker 1: You know what'd you do if I kitch you in
Speaker 1: the balls? Right now? Little man? You know, when I
Speaker 1: interviewed him at the Rainbow Grill, he was shaking his boots.
Speaker 1: The greatest talker in the world of wrestling. That's how
Speaker 1: I got involved in commentating the WWE knew the way
Speaker 1: to get ratings up was to get the greatest voice
Speaker 1: in the sport on the air. You know, I may
Speaker 1: not be the world champion Hulk Hogan is, although that's
Speaker 1: only a matter of time.
Speaker 2: Oh geez, there we go.
Speaker 1: But there's no doubt I do the best commentary work
Speaker 1: in wrestling. Chump Hogan. Now, Chump Hogan. You know, bitch.
Speaker 2: Jess, we just needed to say chump from gott now on.
Speaker 2: We're never gonna keep it any you know. But here's
Speaker 2: the thing, Hulk Hogan's a bitch. I just heard Randy
Speaker 2: Savage say fuck six times on a promo.
Speaker 1: You why are you persecuting me when you got fucking
Speaker 1: Randy Savage out there saying fuck all the time?
Speaker 2: And speaking of which, what kind of royalties am I
Speaker 2: making on these tapes now that I'm on an asare Huh.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing? Yeah, what am I making for? You know?
Speaker 1: What am I getting on the back end? Right right?
Speaker 1: You know I should be getting you know, as talent,
Speaker 1: we should all be getting points.
Speaker 2: Get getting it?
Speaker 1: Where in the back end?
Speaker 2: What's up? Boss?
Speaker 1: Why is it not okay for me to form my
Speaker 1: own militia and go attack people overseas?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Jes we can start with the UN, But.
Speaker 1: The UN is a man made organization.
Speaker 2: As our own organizations, that's right, including the nature.
Speaker 1: Well, we're talking about the law of man or the
Speaker 1: law of nature.
Speaker 2: I think I was in the middle of making this
Speaker 2: convoluted point about, you know, targeting like Syrians, civilians in Syria,
Speaker 2: and then you said, why can't I fool my own
Speaker 2: militia and go attack other countries?
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa? Hold the phone? What just where's your
Speaker 5: head at? I've got a fucking led screen for every
Speaker 5: wall to my house one hundred inches off the grid,
Speaker 5: all right, off the grid. I live in a video box.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, you know what, I'm off the grid, but
Speaker 1: I make sure I know what's going on on the grid.
Speaker 1: I could be anywhere at any time. Nobody knows.
Speaker 2: Just follow the trailer, pork Shota.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't want me in the debates.
Speaker 2: Said Ventura, stroking his chin thoughtfully.
Speaker 1: Now I can have so many people voting for me.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm gonna tell you right now, I could
Speaker 1: easily win the president in chief. I wanted it easy.
Speaker 1: I don't even need the debates. I'd win.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I thought the whole reason you lost was because you
Speaker 2: weren't in the debates. Okay, well this is a different story.
Speaker 2: You're saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't want to be in it. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be president. I mean, who wants that job.
Speaker 1: I was governor of Minnesota for four years. There was
Speaker 1: a miserable experience. Why would I want to be president
Speaker 1: that I could be if I wanted to, you couldn't
Speaker 1: stop me, and I could be president off the grid.
Speaker 1: You know, Chico Santana was nothing but an overrated taco salesman.
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't. There's no way it says that.
Speaker 1: It says that.
Speaker 2: It says that, it says it does not say that
Speaker 2: it says it.
Speaker 6: I'm pulling it up now. Is it number three, number
Speaker 6: four on the right hand column. Second telling me Chico
Speaker 6: Santana is nothing but an over Chico Santana.
Speaker 1: There's nothing more than but an overrated taco salesman. In fact,
Speaker 1: you know what, I hired him to work outside the
Speaker 1: street of my of my U where I live right
Speaker 1: on the beach, serves me tacos every morning, breakfast, tacos, lunch, tacos, dinner, tacos,
Speaker 1: Tacos in between.
Speaker 2: Tacos in between My Life off the Grid.
Speaker 1: It's my eighteenth conspiracy book, Tacos in Between My Life
Speaker 1: Off the Grid.
Speaker 2: I was in the delivery room with Terry the whole time.
Speaker 1: I faced even in between her legs. I saw him
Speaker 1: as he came out of her vagina. He smiled at
Speaker 1: dad act.
Speaker 2: I was in the delivery room with Terry all night
Speaker 2: because he just couldn't be convinced. I wasn't about the
Speaker 2: double classing.
Speaker 1: I said, Terry, I'm not even the father. I'm not
Speaker 1: even the father of the child. It's your child, damn it.
Speaker 2: I'll get that mimber of commercial.
Speaker 1: Why do middle like, dude, Why brother, I need to
Speaker 1: see you at all times?
Speaker 2: But Terry, but Terry pipe my wife is about.
Speaker 1: To give birth. Terrry, I've got a duel. I've got
Speaker 1: to do a promotional campaign for abraxis.
Speaker 2: Jerry, my wife is about to give birth towards the sun?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, brother, what's his name going to be doing.
Speaker 4: Time?
Speaker 2: It's so disappointing that he calls him tie. You know
Speaker 2: how many times that leans he didn't say Tyrell, that
Speaker 2: he could have.
Speaker 1: Tyrell. What the fuck are you doing over there? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm the governor of Minnesota. You can't do
Speaker 1: shit like that. You know. I'm watching Kroud Creamer and
Speaker 1: all of his crick and all this stupid fucking crooked
Speaker 1: politician friends, those good old boys trying to run me
Speaker 1: out of town. And you know what, I'm going to
Speaker 1: reform this damn fucking community. I'm going to reform Brooklyn Park.
Speaker 1: I'm going to become a third party candidate.
Speaker 4: Yes, a reform party.
Speaker 1: Candid in third party. I'm sitting here talking about the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Park City Council and James Krout Creamer and all
Speaker 1: of those stupid fucking cunts there on the town exactly.
Speaker 2: And that's it, sight unseen, never to be said again.
Speaker 1: Those mother fucking cunts the city council.
Speaker 2: Hunt Creamer, take down, take that one can sit on
Speaker 2: that one while.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, James, James, what's it? What's it like being
Speaker 1: up there? James? Cun creamer? Like being mayor of Brooklyn Park.
Speaker 1: Cunt Creamer, what that is? You're a piece of ship,
Speaker 1: all right. I'm watching you from over here and all
Speaker 1: of you. I'm I'm campaigning against you and all of
Speaker 1: your cunt friends.
Speaker 2: Incidentally, cunt Creamer. Also incidentally, Lee Marshall nickname with Jesse
Speaker 2: Evan Toura film spelled f e e U l M feeling.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I exploited that leverage for years.
Speaker 2: Jesse, can you please stop calling a WWS match?
Speaker 1: There were no One time I threatened to break Arnold's arm.
Speaker 1: I said, you can't do it right. Exactly, I can
Speaker 1: do it because I'm the body. Do you know what
Speaker 1: he did? When he was in town for the inauguration.
Speaker 1: He went down to his restaurant playing in Hollywood in
Speaker 1: the Mall of America, and he met with his staff
Speaker 1: of chefs and came up with a new menu item,
Speaker 1: the Jesse the Mind Melt sandwich. It's delicious, A big
Speaker 1: sleigh ab of cheese covered beef with a bit of
Speaker 1: a spark to it.
Speaker 2: Describe the dish again, please.
Speaker 1: Ahead, A big slab of change.
Speaker 2: I'm always so appetizing.
Speaker 1: A big slab of cheese covered beef with a bit
Speaker 1: of a spark to it. Now, before I brought in Barry,
Speaker 1: the standard was that if a wrestler wanted to have
Speaker 1: an agent, he'd get fired. But my popularity gave me leverage. Leverage, leverage, yeah, leverage,
Speaker 1: not going here, leverage.
Speaker 3: Lege, leverage. My popularity gave me leverage.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's too much work. We can
Speaker 2: in that voice? Can you do the thing where he
Speaker 2: was talking about how in the hole that was already?
Speaker 2: That was a clip of him here.
Speaker 3: You I heard I shined before I came back to
Speaker 3: work with Rench. I shined for the warning man. I
Speaker 3: heard my ash.
Speaker 4: Somehow.
Speaker 2: Now it sounds like someone's gonna end up bed.
Speaker 1: I had my dagger in. Somebody's bad got it?
Speaker 3: Men?
Speaker 1: Show your navy, you how you should be a show? Oh?
Speaker 1: I sure have been Vietnam. Vietnam?
Speaker 2: Has our government told us the truth about that war?
Speaker 4: Jess?
Speaker 1: Our government never. Our government never tells me the truth.
Speaker 2: Just you. That's a new one. I never said the
Speaker 2: government doesn't tell the truth. I said it never tells
Speaker 2: me that. I said, they never tell me the truth.
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