Speaker 1: Hello, welcome back to Rose Pricks. You are listening to
Speaker 1: the end, just like that recap, this is part two
Speaker 1: and Stephanie's gonna get really pissed. But if you are
Speaker 1: listening to this and you did not listen to part one,
Speaker 1: it's chock full of information. We's got the jokes, there's
Speaker 1: all the stuff. So you really want to go back
Speaker 1: so hard.
Speaker 2: You're gonna want to understand why we think that Aiden
Speaker 2: needs to be arrested possibly if for sure needs to
Speaker 2: be arrested.
Speaker 1: In fact, we had and you have to go back
Speaker 1: to hear the first part of this, but we actually
Speaker 1: have a little information. Maybe this can be our macro
Speaker 1: going into this one. Because I had said at the
Speaker 1: end of last episode, like, didn't John Corbett slash Aiden
Speaker 1: also get kind of canceled at one point I thought
Speaker 1: he had maybe not because we were talking about big
Speaker 1: So what did you find? She looked up a little
Speaker 1: John Corbett, what did you think?
Speaker 2: I looked up a little bit and this is what
Speaker 2: I found. It says what this is from Jezebel, which
Speaker 2: is a good journalism source. It's not like I don't
Speaker 2: think it exists nomore, but it was, Yeah, it says,
Speaker 2: what the heading headline is? What insult did John Corbett
Speaker 2: make to mary Lynn Rice Cub Mary Lynn from twenty
Speaker 2: four was on Tonight Show Last Night discussing her former
Speaker 2: career as a waitress and strange run in with former
Speaker 2: Northern Exposure actor.
Speaker 1: Okay, so she started it? Got it?
Speaker 2: Currently years ago, when mary Lynn was working at the
Speaker 2: hard Rock Cafe, she waited on John Corbett, who was
Speaker 2: then the quote hot guy from Northern Exposure. He came
Speaker 2: in with his quote skeleton girlfriend and asked Marylynd something
Speaker 2: that was so bad NBC had to bleep it out.
Speaker 2: Corbett said something along the lines of do you have blank?
Speaker 2: And it says we're thinking it's herpes? But can't they
Speaker 2: say that on TV, which made mary Lynn quote frown inside.
Speaker 2: The clip ends with mary Lynn pointing out that even
Speaker 2: if I did have blank, I could wait tables after this.
Speaker 1: Like he was trying to say, don't touch she's probably
Speaker 1: she probably put her She probably served something and had
Speaker 1: her finger a little in the cop This is what
Speaker 1: I'm imagining. And then he made a dumb joke. That's
Speaker 1: what happened, right, I guess I can't believe that has
Speaker 1: to be so because she's saying something stupid. It's gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because remember when Jeremy Pivens said that I was at
Speaker 1: a coffee shop and when I first moved to La
Speaker 1: Do you remember the story. I don't think I told
Speaker 1: you this. I was at like Buzz Coffee and I'd
Speaker 1: gotten I was sitting there, I wasn't getting it to go.
Speaker 1: So it was like in those you know, mid nineties
Speaker 1: giant mugs like like Seattle, yeah, big glass whatever, and
Speaker 1: I was carrying it kind of slowly to my table
Speaker 1: and Jeremy Pivens's like, what's that? And I was like,
Speaker 1: it's a cappuccino or mocha or whatever, and he was like,
Speaker 1: can I have some? I don't have herpies. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I knew who he was. And he took a sip
Speaker 1: of it and he's like, I like it. And so
Speaker 1: then he got one, and I was like, am I
Speaker 1: going to be really good friends with Jeremy Pitten? Now?
Speaker 1: This is before Jeremy Piven. Jeremy Piven out right, and
Speaker 1: just so we know, like he was always like that, right,
Speaker 1: So it's not that insane. And also I'm not speaking
Speaker 1: for Stephanie. I'm no fan of Mary Lynd, so I
Speaker 1: mean I am actually taking Aiden's side on this one. Well,
Speaker 1: here's something else. Here's just another little story.
Speaker 2: I don't know how interesting this is, but this is it,
Speaker 2: says John Corbett, is reportedly on Sarah Jessica Parker's bad side.
Speaker 1: This is been a long time ago.
Speaker 2: According to sources who spoke with The National Inquirer, the
Speaker 2: Sex and the City's staple is pissed over Corbett's recent
Speaker 2: public statements disparaging his career, labeling his job unfulfilling and boring.
Speaker 2: So he was on the Fly on the Wall podcast
Speaker 2: and he admitted that he wished he'd instead worked behind
Speaker 2: the scenes as a screenwriter or producer. Said, I remember that. Look,
Speaker 2: I'm in the fourth quarter of the football game now.
Speaker 2: In life and in show business, it's just a fact.
Speaker 1: So I can.
Speaker 2: Reveal now I picked the wrong, the fucking wrong thing
Speaker 2: to do with my life. I picked something to do
Speaker 2: with my whole life for my fulfillment of work life,
Speaker 2: which is dude, stand here, say this, put this on,
Speaker 2: look this way, say it faster. Cut your hair like this,
Speaker 2: he said, O.
Speaker 1: Sixty three year old, So he was sixty three at
Speaker 1: the time that he said this, So maybe it wasn't
Speaker 1: it was during and just like that obviously. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: podcast has only been around for a few years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he added quote, have you ever sat in a
Speaker 2: fucking waiting room of a doctor's office for like an
Speaker 2: hour and been like?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? He said? God, I'm me he's real hatable,
Speaker 1: He's not nice, like so he's complaining about the hurry
Speaker 1: up and wait aspect of it all, which we get that.
Speaker 1: So then he says, for me, that's what making a
Speaker 1: movie is like, because I'm not part of any creative process.
Speaker 1: Parker is offended. Sarah Jessica finds John's comments deeply insulting
Speaker 1: to the.
Speaker 2: Entire crew, cast, writers, uh basically and saying that it
Speaker 2: pays all his bills. There are a million a million
Speaker 2: actors who would give their left arm to have the
Speaker 2: career John has to have given him the opportunity. Not
Speaker 2: to mention the money and then have it thrown back
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Speaker 2: back to the show. Now we go to Miranda. Let's
Speaker 2: get to Miranda. She's sold on by Bingo, right, this
Speaker 2: is where we are. Yeah, so when back when she
Speaker 2: was in her like work kitchen or opening sequence to
Speaker 2: Black Mirror, she was like poo pooing that these women
Speaker 2: are watching a reality show.
Speaker 1: But now she's really into it. Mm hmm, she's super
Speaker 1: into it. She loves it, she's obsessed with it. Oh wait, wait, wait, no,
Speaker 1: we forgot something very big.
Speaker 2: Okay, not big the actor, but the next day after
Speaker 2: what we talked about before. After after she and Aiden
Speaker 2: are ways, she's like, hey, so she decides she's gonna
Speaker 2: She said before he left, something about like I want
Speaker 2: to buy a table for us, So she's she's like, oh, now,
Speaker 2: Aiden and I are like kind of together.
Speaker 1: Remember, yeah, I remember that, but I had that later,
Speaker 1: I guess, but maybe that maybe, yeah, I know this
Speaker 1: happens because it's it's all right because she's dressed in
Speaker 1: a ballgang she's dressed. There's a moment where we see
Speaker 1: Miranda first, just so you know that I wasn't skipping it,
Speaker 1: but yes, she's back. I just wrote she's the richest
Speaker 1: lady in all the land, dressed in a ball gown.
Speaker 1: And then she finds the table. So for some reason, she's.
Speaker 2: Become really obsessed with the fact that he needs to
Speaker 2: approve a freakin' table, which lets she's not. Do we
Speaker 2: like the table ourselves?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't like it. But it's also but
Speaker 1: who cares whether he likes it or not? It's your table? Like,
Speaker 1: who is this character that's like, Oh, let me ask
Speaker 1: my boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Who doesn't want to be in my life for five years?
Speaker 2: Who I'm allowed to possibly text or call, but he
Speaker 2: won't answer. Yeah, it's no obligation to answer your call,
Speaker 2: but I need to ask him if he's permission to
Speaker 2: buy a table.
Speaker 1: And she writes such a Carrie long thing about it's
Speaker 1: like it's old like you, she says old. For some reason,
Speaker 1: she don't know where Sarah is from, but she she does.
Speaker 1: She goes, it's range like us us. Yeah, it's kind
Speaker 1: of in a weird place right now, but she says, old,
Speaker 1: I've noticed this all these years. She says old. She
Speaker 1: doesn't say the l like it like she's from Philly.
Speaker 1: But she's not right, so she says, uh, she's like
Speaker 1: it's old like us, and you're you, and it's would
Speaker 1: work like you, and this whole magical thing. She sends it,
Speaker 1: and then she doesn't send it. No, she doesn't. Oh, yes, sorry,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're absolutely right. She sends it, but he
Speaker 1: doesn't and then doesn't respond just yet. We're going to
Speaker 1: find out his response in just a second, right or soon,
Speaker 1: because the response is unacceptable. But is it I don't know.
Speaker 2: So the next day, Yeah, she's at lunch with Seamantha. Uh,
Speaker 2: I just kept calling her Seema, Samantha right, and Miranda right.
Speaker 2: And then she's like, guys, if you write somebody a text,
Speaker 2: what is it that you think should come back from
Speaker 2: a text?
Speaker 1: Is it this? And she shows them, she shows them
Speaker 1: the picture of the table and they're like, they're like ooh, yeah.
Speaker 1: She's like, that should be the response, not this. And
Speaker 1: then she shows the emoji of Aiden, a thumbs down emoji.
Speaker 1: He's taken the time to send it that, which is
Speaker 1: just one other thing to dislike about this character, Like
Speaker 1: he just sucks so much. Even though I did just
Speaker 1: take John Corbett's sid against Marilyn Reiskop, I feel kind
Speaker 1: of weird about that. So then a guy is like,
Speaker 1: kind of flirting, We need to you need to work
Speaker 1: on that. Yeah. Well, a guy is kind of flirting
Speaker 1: with Seema and she's like, now, I dated him like
Speaker 1: you did. And she's like, basically, there's only is five
Speaker 1: guys in New York. And I understand what she's now.
Speaker 1: I got to say single Sema, I can relate to
Speaker 1: her dating stuff. So I have kind of liked the
Speaker 1: way some of this was written, because there are sometimes
Speaker 1: you could say there's just like five dudes, you kind
Speaker 1: of see, especially when you're on the apps. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh god, that's that's a guy who's going to sleep
Speaker 1: on your couch. That's the guy that's going to pretend
Speaker 1: that's the guy who speaks seven languages. But it is
Speaker 1: really weird. That's it's there are It is kind of
Speaker 1: a thing.
Speaker 2: I get it, but then it's I think her character
Speaker 2: is so mean and cartoony and entitled. Samantha Gray, who
Speaker 2: you're trying to emulate, is wasn't like that.
Speaker 1: Well. I like that they kind of differentiate them a
Speaker 1: little bit because Samantha was like, oh I don't care,
Speaker 1: I'll fuck them again, Like she's she's that one. So
Speaker 1: I think they are trying to modernize the Samantha type
Speaker 1: a little bit by saying like, I'm older now and
Speaker 1: I'm sick of it and these guys suck. So she's
Speaker 1: a little bit different. I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 2: I just don't I don't buy into every guy that
Speaker 2: they're always like, oh my god, look at that guy
Speaker 2: over there is hitting on you.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't know. I agree, balistic, I agree, and
Speaker 1: she does stick.
Speaker 2: That she's in this position where she's just apparently so
Speaker 2: absolutely drop dead beautiful that every guy wants her, and
Speaker 2: she just doesn't want them because she's just too picky.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm with you. But meanwhile, okay, so Miranda,
Speaker 1: she's still she's still trying to get some I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say simples. Eh. Well, she's she's watching she's talking all
Speaker 1: about this the Bye Bye what's it called? By Bingo?
Speaker 1: By Bingo?
Speaker 2: And and there she's like gossiping about it, and there's
Speaker 2: then the server comes over to make guacamole at the table,
Speaker 2: and then lady yeah, and she's trying to tell these girls,
Speaker 2: her friends about this show that she's watching. In the
Speaker 2: server's like, are you talking about buy Bingo? And she's
Speaker 2: like yes, oh my god. And then the server goes
Speaker 2: the gay dating show mm hmmm, Like we need to
Speaker 2: make sure that she knows.
Speaker 1: I have to let you know because yeah, and so
Speaker 1: we're giving her all the clues that Miranda needs to
Speaker 1: be like, I guess she's gay. Okay, So because she
Speaker 1: does say some stuff like, oh my god, can you
Speaker 1: believe this one? Can you believe this one? Oh my god, Jamie, Yeah,
Speaker 1: how is she so stupid? Oh my god? So I
Speaker 1: just wrote their bonding they are ms.
Speaker 2: So then they do this thing though, where SEMA's complaining
Speaker 2: about the guy the dating scene, and they show a
Speaker 2: little like snippets of her on.
Speaker 1: Dates with different ways. I joined this. I liked this.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, I like watched it a
Speaker 1: couple times. I really from the writing standpoint, I liked it.
Speaker 1: I know you probably didn't. I really did, do you.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have minded it from the from the writing
Speaker 2: standpoint if it wasn't if Sema didn't come off as
Speaker 2: just so mean to each one and unrealistic that she
Speaker 2: would be like, yeah, next, Oh, I.
Speaker 1: Agree with you. But I loved when she told the
Speaker 1: guy off, like, let me guess you're you're gonna say
Speaker 1: you say you're divorced, but you haven't filed yet and
Speaker 1: your name is really Dan. I mean, it was good.
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to write this shit down.
Speaker 1: She they whoever wrote that scene might be a woman
Speaker 1: who dates on the apps, because that felt re and
Speaker 1: yes it was. Yeah, you're right, it was coming from
Speaker 1: the wrong person. It was unfortunate that was Sema, But like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Also it bothers me because I'm still smarting from the
Speaker 2: fact that she blew got so mad at the director
Speaker 2: because you know, oh my god, I have to eat
Speaker 2: doritos in a van. How dare you take me to
Speaker 2: see or see what you do for a living. How
Speaker 2: dare you fly from Egypt because I'm whining and feel
Speaker 2: like I'm not getting enough of your time? How dare
Speaker 2: you stop what you're doing making a movie that you're
Speaker 2: being paid a lot of money to do and want
Speaker 2: me to come with you on a location scout.
Speaker 1: She's gonna find her guy, but they're making it. She's
Speaker 1: very it's expensive to be meo like, she's really making
Speaker 1: it difficult. And it's so like you said, it's so cartoony.
Speaker 1: So the different dudes, and the last one, I wasn't
Speaker 1: even sure on that one, the guy that just showed up,
Speaker 1: And she's like, Nope, that was weird. Yeah, I like
Speaker 1: the rest of them. I really, for some reason liked it.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Oh yeah. The one was like, you're gonna
Speaker 1: come here, that's right, You're gonna ask to split the check,
Speaker 1: You're gonna blah blah blah. I mean that. I the
Speaker 1: way she said those lines, it was like, is somebody
Speaker 1: listening to my phone conversations with Stephanie. You're gonna come here,
Speaker 1: You're going to order a bunch of shit, you're gonna
Speaker 1: ask to split the check, and then you're not going
Speaker 1: to have no thanks. Yeah. I don't know why she
Speaker 1: said such a hard note for the little beard guy.
Speaker 1: He didn't really do anything, yeah, the last one. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then Miranda, she's at work. She's at work and
Speaker 1: her friend Joy comes by, who we love Joy. We
Speaker 1: remember her from last year. Yes, she's from the Baby Sea.
Speaker 1: She's like, Miranda, it's been going on and then she's like,
Speaker 1: well I fucked it. Un. She's like, let me close
Speaker 1: the door. Then, but we like her because she's she's
Speaker 1: she's adorable. I like when they bring characters on that
Speaker 1: you actually want to spend time with. That's very important.
Speaker 1: And Joy is a character that's a good actress, that's
Speaker 1: a good written character. So great, Miranda has a friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I am liking Miranda's care. I mean, Miranda is
Speaker 1: being normal and like.
Speaker 2: That's a real, non cartoony joke that you would make
Speaker 2: you be like, well I took a nun's virginity.
Speaker 1: Right, And she's being funny and then she's like okay,
Speaker 1: She's like, so you're the Antichrist, and she's like, would
Speaker 1: the Antichrist have an office the small Yes, they were
Speaker 1: being kiddy, they were, and she's being like, here's the difference.
Speaker 1: It's like, Miranda is in on the joke.
Speaker 2: Miranda is in on the awkwardness of dating as a
Speaker 2: late in life lesbian. Yeah, which, so she's being realistic
Speaker 2: about that. Like you said at the beginning of episode one,
Speaker 2: if you guys would just fucking go back and listen
Speaker 2: episode one, you'd know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: But as Cecily said, uh, you know, it's it's I
Speaker 1: think it's unrealistic with the other women, but they're making
Speaker 1: Miranda's storyline kind of realistic. Yes, we love it. It's
Speaker 1: hard and change and older woman maybe trying. She dyed
Speaker 1: her hair back to a good red like not that
Speaker 1: you have to. I know a lot of people go
Speaker 1: silver and that's great. Nothing, no no judgment on that,
Speaker 1: but I think I think it was a good choice
Speaker 1: for her character, and I really liked from episode one.
Speaker 2: The one thing that I liked was, which was Miranda
Speaker 2: feeling like, oh my god, I just decided to have
Speaker 2: some crazy sex for one do a one nighter, and
Speaker 2: now this woman is like, oh my god, she's stopping
Speaker 2: a nun and she keeps calling me and she wants
Speaker 2: me to meet her, and she's just not, there's no
Speaker 2: possibility I'm going to date her, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean, that's real, that's what the show was. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so then I just wrote, So we move on from
Speaker 1: that cute thing, and then Charlotte is stop. They start
Speaker 1: stalking Charlotte's Owas gallery and she's got like there's a
Speaker 1: young girl, like an assistant at the gallery maybe, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: who's like helping her stock finger lady. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, not just a good call, not just stock.
Speaker 1: They hacked into her Instagram account. They that's what That's
Speaker 1: the way she put it. Now. I think she meant
Speaker 1: to say, I went to the Instagram account and looked
Speaker 1: at her Instagram account, because she said I hacked in.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, no, hacked in, and now you're
Speaker 1: Lisa fingerfuck like you're controlling it exactly because they didn't
Speaker 1: understand what they were talking about. But what they meant.
Speaker 1: What she meant was that the.
Speaker 2: Woman was private, so she didn't want to try to
Speaker 2: friend her as Charlotte, so she so she had the assistant. Well,
Speaker 2: the assistant friended her pretending to be having a having
Speaker 2: a wine bottle.
Speaker 1: That's her file, right, because that's in that way she
Speaker 1: would totally okay, then we were not going to use
Speaker 1: our real pictures. But Lisa fing fingerfuck is a very
Speaker 1: serious person about getting people into yes ivy League school,
Speaker 1: but she loves a wine bottle. So yep, immediately let follow.
Speaker 1: We don't know this person. But then they don't have
Speaker 1: any friends or anything on Facebook or Instagram. But yep,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go on private for you. So they
Speaker 1: go in and they find out, well, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's her son is in little league. Oh my god. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, I.
Speaker 2: Just have something else that I need to say before
Speaker 2: we get to that part, because okay, so we flash
Speaker 2: over to Lisa who's in the bay of she's in
Speaker 2: an edit bay for her documentary. Okay, and this just
Speaker 2: is making me mad about this character. Every time we
Speaker 2: see Lisa, we just don't we can't let her be
Speaker 2: a serious person, like everything comes first. So remember that
Speaker 2: the last time she was like in a kind of
Speaker 2: an important meeting like Herbert called, which I know you
Speaker 2: didn't mind, but it bugged me that she was like, oh,
Speaker 2: oh no, my husband's calling me. I need to stop
Speaker 2: this important meeting and waste everybody's time because like, oh god,
Speaker 2: god forbid, I should let.
Speaker 1: My husband go to fucking voicemail. So then the same
Speaker 1: thing happens. She's in the edit bay with a person
Speaker 1: whose time is valuable, who's editing her documentary, her important project,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, oh, my friend Charlotte's calling, and
Speaker 1: then apparently so then Charlotte's like, yeah, she's posting pictures
Speaker 1: of a little league game, and she's and then suddenly
Speaker 1: she's like, okay, bye, mm hmm, leave my job. Who cares?
Speaker 1: I guess they're not serious people. I mean, I agree,
Speaker 1: I one hundred percent agree. It's so stupid. And then
Speaker 1: we had the cutesy music. But then I was just
Speaker 1: furious because it's like, okay, we're going to this little
Speaker 1: league game now. And then the best part is like
Speaker 1: they're a little league and it's live. So you're trying
Speaker 1: to tell me that Lisa finger or Lois fingerfuck is
Speaker 1: live streaming. Yes, well, even if let's take it down
Speaker 1: a notch and say she just posted it, she's posting
Speaker 1: from the bleachers. She probably wouldn't do that either. But
Speaker 1: she's live, Like, oh my god, it's live. We got
Speaker 1: to get there now now now like the pressure's on
Speaker 1: that they got to go find this Lois finger fuck.
Speaker 1: We get there and may I say? She is played
Speaker 1: by Kristin Shawl, who I just mentioned on probably bord
Speaker 1: A f Yes, now I know most people her. There
Speaker 1: is very few people that would have a run in
Speaker 1: with probably someone by Kristin shaw I enjoyed her very
Speaker 1: much on Flight of the Concords and then I sort
Speaker 1: of stopped enjoying her because she was great on that
Speaker 1: show because it was different. But then I realized, like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's that's how she just talks. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I need to retell the story, but let's just say
Speaker 1: I was dating a guy. I want to give him
Speaker 1: a different name. Let's say his name is John O'Donnell. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I was dating a guy and we were walking down
Speaker 1: the street like together, holding hands, and she knew him,
Speaker 1: and she came up and she's like, Hi, Dona, doesn't
Speaker 1: look at me at all. I mean we're standing up
Speaker 1: for minutes, like a very long time, and it's on
Speaker 1: John O'Donnell as well not to have introduced us, right,
Speaker 1: but he didn't, and I think he'd forgotten her name,
Speaker 1: you know, one of those things or mine, who knows.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he was just like oh, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you shall come to the show. We still have a
Speaker 1: shot jaa Donna. And then finally he was like, hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Cecily. After imagine like four minutes of that and
Speaker 1: I was like hello and she's like Hi, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: So now I have to sit with this person that
Speaker 1: I have met in real life and she's lowest fingerfuck
Speaker 1: and I just don't want any part of it. And
Speaker 1: so she's like, give me thirty seconds. She's like, all right,
Speaker 1: do your best. You have thirty seconds. What were we
Speaker 1: going to say about lowest Fingerfuck? No? I wasn't going
Speaker 1: to say anything. Go ahead, do you what if you
Speaker 1: were scared? You like her? You're really good friends with
Speaker 1: Kristin Shaw and you're like no, go ahead, I had
Speaker 1: nothing to say. Nope, and then you're like Kristen, yeah,
Speaker 1: like she's there. Okay. So that was dumb. So they
Speaker 1: have their big pitch right that they are about to
Speaker 1: start because she's like, well, change, we're about to get
Speaker 1: thirty seconds like she would even say that, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: get the security.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would think it would be very very weird
Speaker 2: if people were like stalked me totally game.
Speaker 1: And then so they've agreed, they do their little pitch
Speaker 1: and they've agreed like Okay, I'll give them one hour
Speaker 1: or whatever. So now everybody's just like rushing. She's like,
Speaker 1: I gotta get to Lily. Lily's playing piano at the ballet,
Speaker 1: you know, with the guy that she has a crush on, right,
Speaker 1: and we're at that point now, yeah, right, so we're heard,
Speaker 1: what is it like in art school? Yeah, I guess so, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Lily's playing the piano while the ballet dancers are practicing
Speaker 1: for training guy because she likes the guy, Diego m hm,
Speaker 1: and uh, they're like making eyes at each other. But
Speaker 1: her phone is on her piano where she's playing, and
Speaker 1: it just keeps saying Mom is calling. So then the
Speaker 1: next the next thing, you know, Diego and Lily are
Speaker 1: just making out in a stairwell and Charlotte comes running
Speaker 1: up the stairs, right because we have to go meet
Speaker 1: miss Fingerpuck right now, we have an appointment. I've been
Speaker 1: trying to call you, Hi. Very nice to meet you
Speaker 1: diego and he's like all right, and then even he's
Speaker 1: like all right, go ahead, Lily, like, we'll make out
Speaker 1: another time. Right, I've got twenty other people to make
Speaker 1: out with god mom, right man? Right, She's always but
Speaker 1: we would be too, I mean I'd be mortified.
Speaker 2: But this is how she's been through every fucking scene. Okay,
Speaker 2: season one, season two, and now season three. She is
Speaker 2: just a one dimensional kid who's apparently super obnoxious yet
Speaker 2: lives for her. There hasn't been one scene where she's
Speaker 2: been normal. Like, it's just the most cartoony. Oh she's
Speaker 2: a teenager. Eh, I hate my mom My Mom's so annoying.
Speaker 1: I mean they wrote Brady off for the same reason.
Speaker 1: We have hardly had to deal with him. So it's like,
Speaker 1: why do we have to have Lily so much? Can't
Speaker 1: she just be doing stuff? Right? I was never home
Speaker 1: in high school. I had a job, I was, I
Speaker 1: loved being, I had app plays all the time I
Speaker 1: was doing, I had a lot of friends. I was
Speaker 1: I can't even I was way more out than I
Speaker 1: was home. You could make that, Lily, Yeah, I ever
Speaker 1: do stuff? Okay, So she does have that little job. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Lisa don't have to give too much time to this,
Speaker 1: but she also has to go get her kid on
Speaker 1: the lacrosse field, so she sneaks in and he's like
Speaker 1: mom oh, but like another cartoon, she's like wearing heels
Speaker 1: and she's running into his lacrosse practice, like kind of
Speaker 1: tripping and like excuse me, excuse me? Like who would
Speaker 1: do that? Nobody would do that? I know, So why
Speaker 1: do you have Well the storyline is dumb, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: so dumb, Like I all right, so now we've got
Speaker 1: Seema Yah. Seema is Boston. She's Boston, I wrote, she's
Speaker 1: business business and Boston, so like she they're like Wolf called,
Speaker 1: She's like, ah, the guy I was mean to of
Speaker 1: course he called tell him I want nothing to do
Speaker 1: with him, Like who has time for any of this?
Speaker 1: And then her boss and this Elia again.
Speaker 2: I just I know I'm a broken record, but now
Speaker 2: like every guy's obsessed with her, m I just find
Speaker 2: it insulting to myself as a woman of a age.
Speaker 1: It's just the wrong message.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, if you're her, you know every guy,
Speaker 2: every man you go on a date with. It's just
Speaker 2: insulting to other women in their fifties and sixties who
Speaker 2: are just having a horrible time of it. And can't
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, we complain all the time, like
Speaker 2: you said earlier, that these guys that are SEMA's age
Speaker 2: are going to be going after twenty five year olds, right,
Speaker 2: So to act like, oh, he's obsessed with me, First
Speaker 2: of all, he's not obsessed with you because you were
Speaker 2: mean to him. He's obsessed with you because the writers
Speaker 2: are making every guy want you.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right. For no reason. She hasn't earned it.
Speaker 1: That's what's making you mad. Samantha earned it. She started
Speaker 1: being nice. So she's just a bitch. But all these
Speaker 1: guys just love her. She can just have her pick.
Speaker 1: And Samantha, by the way, never played it bitchy. She's
Speaker 1: never saying. She was very strong and she didn't give it.
Speaker 1: She was avoidant and she didn't care about these guys,
Speaker 1: but she was never really like mean to their face exactly,
Speaker 1: ever exactly.
Speaker 2: And I'm afraid, and i don't know because I'm not
Speaker 2: a six episodes in, but I'm afraid that Seema's that
Speaker 2: that character is going to get rewarded with a guy
Speaker 2: who's just like, we'll do anything for her and loves her,
Speaker 2: and I just think that's weird. I think it's a
Speaker 2: weird message that she's super mean to the director and
Speaker 2: intolerant of him having a career. Right, but yet we'll
Speaker 2: probably reward that.
Speaker 1: Well, all right. Her boss Elliott pops out from nowhere,
Speaker 1: as though he would have time to do this with
Speaker 1: whatever their boss and around and he's like, I'd like
Speaker 1: to see you in my office please, And he's like,
Speaker 1: I've seen you go through all these problems with men
Speaker 1: time and time again. I it's time to help. We
Speaker 1: talked about such a terrible acting job. This was this
Speaker 1: is the one that I was telling you that I
Speaker 1: was like this. This stood out to me as being like,
Speaker 1: what is this acting? I didn't even notice? Said yes, Seema,
Speaker 1: I need to speak to you about your love life,
Speaker 1: right like as though a boss would do his boss.
Speaker 1: I see you make bad. Choy says it's time for
Speaker 1: you to meet Sydney. I'm going to set you up,
Speaker 1: and she's like, who's Sydney. It's like, you'll see I've
Speaker 1: already set it up. Go meet Sydney and guess who
Speaker 1: Sydney is, you, guys, Sydney is Cherio Terry. Now I'm
Speaker 1: going to say something that's going to shock you. Okay.
Speaker 1: I didn't hate Sydney. I know she's trying to do
Speaker 1: like a Patty millionaire matchmaker type vibe, like kind of
Speaker 1: mean matchmaker lady, right, but I kind of enjoyed seeing
Speaker 1: her on my television, to be honest. Do you know
Speaker 1: she's like Cherio Cheerio Terry is supposed to be like
Speaker 1: pretty nuts. Yeah, not just nuts, I'm gonna say pretty mean.
Speaker 1: I've heard, but so she but she played the part well.
Speaker 1: I liked that she kept calling what was she calling
Speaker 1: her cookie or something? I kind of liked it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. I don't know, it didn't. It brought a
Speaker 1: little energy to the to the episode I think that
Speaker 1: we needed. And so she sits Seaman down. They meet
Speaker 1: and she's like, I've got to tell you I'm not
Speaker 1: a lesbian. She's like, I'm not either. I'm you know,
Speaker 1: here to fix your match maker. I'm Patty. I'm Patti
Speaker 1: Sanger right basically, so she's like, your two bossy, you know,
Speaker 1: we need you to dress in pastels with a kill
Speaker 1: you would it kill you? Stop wearing animal prints?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Animal princes spelled predator right and italics are cold. She's like,
Speaker 1: and you got to do it the Sydney jerk Off way.
Speaker 1: Now we all know she's saying like cherk off or something,
Speaker 1: but that the joke is going to come anyway. We
Speaker 1: know it is. So we're just gonna call her Sydney
Speaker 1: jerk off because that's what you want. That's what they want, right,
Speaker 1: you get it. So that's them, that's the annoying. So
Speaker 1: she's like, I feel so it just shows one little
Speaker 1: moment where she's like, I don't think so. But then
Speaker 1: she looks at her empty bed and she's like, I
Speaker 1: guess jerk off it is. Yep, that's that's how we
Speaker 1: deal with that. Okay. So now let's go back to
Speaker 1: Carrie where she doesn't want the rats. The poor rat
Speaker 1: I just wrote this, poor rat guy. Oh I don't
Speaker 1: have that. Did I just not write this? It's probably
Speaker 1: a cute little it's a very short sometimes the scenes
Speaker 1: are so short, okay, so it just doesn't want rats.
Speaker 1: The guy comes out. Oh, there's a little moment she's
Speaker 1: yelling at this guy like you better get rid of
Speaker 1: these rats. And a lady comes up and she's like,
Speaker 1: you are using organic, non toxic.
Speaker 2: Because she says to the guy, you got to get
Speaker 2: rid of the rats, and she's like, I don't care
Speaker 2: how you do it. And he's like, yeah, okay, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna use really toxic chemicals that are just going to kill.
Speaker 1: All the rats. And she's like perfect. And then this
Speaker 1: lady is like, and that's supposed to be so hilarious. Okay,
Speaker 1: She's like, yo, I'm gonna say though, that it is
Speaker 1: weird and look at I'm not trying to be like
Speaker 1: the person on next door dot com. He's like yelling
Speaker 1: at everybody.
Speaker 2: But if you do use really high toxic chemicals to
Speaker 2: kill rats, you are going to kill people's pets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so true. And she has a cat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she doesn't care about that cat. She doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: It is just a weird it's a weird thing to
Speaker 1: be like, you know, Carrie, she doesn't care about animals. Like,
Speaker 1: it's just a weird stance to go.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to try to do any I'm just
Speaker 2: so scared of rats that I really don't care if
Speaker 2: dogs in the neighborhood die.
Speaker 1: Right, It's weird. It is weird and stupid, and we don't,
Speaker 1: and that the writers would think that's funny is just
Speaker 1: weird to me. Okay, Charlotte and Lisa have their cutes
Speaker 1: it's cutesy music time and what and they're like, you're
Speaker 1: up against the door. What is Lois fingerfuck doing in there? Now?
Speaker 1: Are they got Lois Fingerfuck's office? I think there are
Speaker 1: houses Charlotte's house, yeah, I think.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Fingerfuck came over did a house call, but weirdly,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if it was like to save time,
Speaker 2: if the writers were like, look, we don't have time
Speaker 2: to have them each have a meeting, so I guess
Speaker 2: she'll just meet.
Speaker 1: With both their kids together. Yeah. I didn't even think
Speaker 1: about that, but that is so so stupid. But what
Speaker 1: happens next is even stupider. So they're like, how did
Speaker 1: it go? And she said can I use your bathroom?
Speaker 1: So they go in, like how'd it go? For some reason,
Speaker 1: Lily is hyperventilating into a bag. Yeah, let's let me
Speaker 1: ask this question. Where did she get the bag? So like,
Speaker 1: why is there like a paper bag just sitting right
Speaker 1: next do her because the parents Charlotte didn't give it
Speaker 1: to her. This is all happened since she met with her.
Speaker 1: So Lisa Lois Fingerpuck didn't have the bag, how did
Speaker 1: she get a bag to use? Because they're just trying
Speaker 1: to make a cartoon. If this was a if this
Speaker 1: was any more realistic, If it was, they could have
Speaker 1: had fingerfuck leave. And this is how I would have
Speaker 1: rewritten the scene. Lisa and Charlotte are like, thank you
Speaker 1: so much, and then she leaves and then they go
Speaker 1: Then they go into the bedroom and they're like starting
Speaker 1: to talk to them and they're getting upset recounting what
Speaker 1: she said, and then they're starting to like hyperventilate. It's
Speaker 1: so stupid because then Charlotte after then she picks up
Speaker 1: the bag and starts hyper Nobody does that in real life.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anyone take a bag and hypervent and
Speaker 1: blow into it like that. I've had many of my
Speaker 1: own like anxiety. I have never even thought to get
Speaker 1: a bag. In fact, I'm I assure you that would
Speaker 1: make it worse. It was so annoying. And then so
Speaker 1: she's freaked out. She's like, I'm not supposed to mention
Speaker 1: that I was adopted or Asian. That was kind of funny.
Speaker 1: I got I thought a little bit like they were.
Speaker 1: I get what they were doing. And this is actually
Speaker 1: a true thing.
Speaker 2: When when she said to Herbert, when she was like
Speaker 2: Herbert Junior HJ. When she said, you know you're too
Speaker 2: well rounded or whatever. You need to be more pointy.
Speaker 2: That that is a joke about what college counselors literally
Speaker 2: do call it point like they want a little edge, right. No,
Speaker 2: they want you to be more specific. They want you
Speaker 2: to do one thing, for like through your whole high
Speaker 2: school career, instead of like a million different They want
Speaker 2: you to have been very focused on like the violin,
Speaker 2: like you're all about violin, more specificting. What they mean
Speaker 2: by point is specific and not like you did a
Speaker 2: whole bunch of different things. Like I was a mime, yes,
Speaker 2: and you're super into miming. And like right now you're
Speaker 2: pretending that you're in a box, which I am always
Speaker 2: in a box.
Speaker 1: Well that and that's because you really were focused and
Speaker 1: pointy when you were in I was very pointy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would point at the box and then climb inside
Speaker 1: of it. So got me into a lot of pretty
Speaker 1: good schools. Now they're hyperventive. So he's upset. Lisa's upset.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh am I not, like do I need
Speaker 1: to be different? Everyone's so finger fuck comes out because
Speaker 1: I remember she's still in the bathroom and she's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm out, and then they beg her to leave and
Speaker 1: she's like no, so we don't know what's going to
Speaker 1: happen there, but nobody cares. Wait what no? They yes, no, Charlotte.
Speaker 1: Charlotte is like fuck this.
Speaker 2: She's like fingerfuck and fingerfuck overhears it, and it's like
Speaker 2: her she.
Speaker 1: Comes out of the bathroom because she'd been in the bathroom, right,
Speaker 1: and she's saying the same thing she hears. Charlotte basically
Speaker 1: call her finger like a sult her right. But then
Speaker 1: then she's like all right, well good luck. So she
Speaker 1: leaves and then they beg her. They're like, don't you
Speaker 1: want your chocolates? Yeah yeah, we're saying the same, but
Speaker 1: they beg her not to leave. Yeah yeah right.
Speaker 2: But basically Charlotte is telling Lily like, oh uh, you know,
Speaker 2: like let's know, worry about it or whatever, or we
Speaker 2: have to worry about it.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: They're so like this is such a side story. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so ridiculous, And Charlotte has no point of view. She's like, Mom,
Speaker 2: remember you said you weren't gonna do this. We weren't
Speaker 2: going to get so carried away about this. And she
Speaker 2: she's like, but I am or she said that earlier.
Speaker 2: She goes, we are in, we are we are in deep,
Speaker 2: We're going deep. Like it's just such a cartoon. It
Speaker 2: is cartoon.
Speaker 1: Mom, I hate it. Let's move on to as a parent.
Speaker 1: I really don't like this portrayal. I don't need. As
Speaker 1: a non parent, I do not like this portrayal. I'm
Speaker 1: bored by it. I don't understand how it fits into
Speaker 1: the show. It's so stupid, and it's not that it
Speaker 1: should fit in because you know, sure they're going to
Speaker 1: have kids, at least a couple of them this group,
Speaker 1: and like, of course, yeah, these are things that really
Speaker 1: do happen, and if it's going to be anybody, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be Charlotte. But it's a shame because it just
Speaker 1: is too much. It's bad. Yeah, So Sema has a
Speaker 1: hot date. She goes on her hot date that's been
Speaker 1: set up by Sydney jerkof. She goes to meet this
Speaker 1: guy and he's kind of talk and he's real smooth
Speaker 1: and he's like God, I feel like I've just been
Speaker 1: talking the whole time. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2: We should say that Seema is wearing she's got her
Speaker 2: hair very straight, she's looking very conservative. She is wearing
Speaker 2: the pestels, she's wearing pearls.
Speaker 1: Right, she does the thing that jerk Off tells her
Speaker 1: and so whatever, and then she can't stand it. She
Speaker 1: can't stay together for like eight seconds because he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know. She's like, you don't know, Sema,
Speaker 1: I'm actually a really loud woman. I don't like the
Speaker 1: cab you ordered, a cabernet you ordered. I'm I'm this person.
Speaker 1: These pearls are fake. I don't share your views on
Speaker 1: campaign reform, oh please? And yeah, what are your views
Speaker 1: on campaign reforms? Right?
Speaker 2: But also he ordered them both, Terra Mesu, which is
Speaker 2: which is okay? I don't If I were her, I'd
Speaker 2: be like, and I don't love the way you just
Speaker 2: ordered dessert for me without even asking.
Speaker 1: But she's like, and Tara Mesu's tired. That was such
Speaker 1: a trying to hear it. That was such a Seamantha moment,
Speaker 1: which was like, stop trying to let let Samantha live
Speaker 1: off of this show. It's so insulting to Samantha what's
Speaker 1: her name, Yeah, Samantha, right, Kim Ktrell. It's so insulting
Speaker 1: to Kim Control. It's like they're trying to fucking bother
Speaker 1: Kim Control. It's just like, let me live my life.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be on your stupid fucking show,
Speaker 2: you know, or if I do, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: work with you bitches. And they're like, oh really, then
Speaker 2: we're just gonna make We're just gonna take your character
Speaker 2: and write it for someone else.
Speaker 1: Well, so okay, yes, and so she says all that,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I really like that you opened up
Speaker 1: about yourself. Could you excuse me for a second. Actually,
Speaker 1: your honesty's refreshing. It's really refreshing. I'll be right back
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom. So then he leaves and then
Speaker 1: immediately Scherio Terry's like, you'll blow it. Y'll blow it,
Speaker 1: jerk in and use the jerk off way, and so
Speaker 1: she's just like, what are you doing here? Is like
Speaker 1: I always watch my first dates and ye blew it.
Speaker 1: It comes with the sea. Yeah, it's so yeah, she's so,
Speaker 1: and she's like, well, I don't I rather be alone
Speaker 1: than take the jerk off way or whatever the fuck?
Speaker 1: Who cares? Yeah, then she gets up and then I
Speaker 1: do like that. Cherio Terry is like, okay, kitten whatever,
Speaker 1: She's like, can you bring me another fork? And she's
Speaker 1: just gonna eat the meal. Yes, I know that that's
Speaker 1: very cartoony too, and it's like, I can't really have
Speaker 1: it both ways, but it is case. It likes there.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing.
Speaker 2: If you want to do cartoony stuff, I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2: That's if that's the vibe of the show. Like my
Speaker 2: crazy ex girlfriend had a bit of that. You can
Speaker 2: do stuff that's over the top, but make it the characters, like,
Speaker 2: let it be just the Scherio Terry character. Stop making
Speaker 2: your main characters be cartoons.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Agree? You can have
Speaker 1: You could have finger fuck Lady be a be sort
Speaker 1: of a cartoon over the top thing, but don't make
Speaker 1: but we don't need Charlotte to be acting like she's
Speaker 1: a freaking cartoon in every scene. It's too much. Oh
Speaker 1: so your kids they're seniors. Hi, John o'donald, I'm doing
Speaker 1: a comedy show at the Virgil. You should do it.
Speaker 1: This is my girlfriend Cecily, Hi, John o'donald, Hey, hey listen,
Speaker 1: pay attention to me. You're not all that. Yeah, you're not. Okay.
Speaker 1: So now Miranda's still back to flirting. She calls the restaurant,
Speaker 1: which we find out in a minute to find out
Speaker 1: if walk lady is working there that which is pretty creepy,
Speaker 1: and she brings Carrie. They're going to eat there with Carrie,
Speaker 1: and Carrie's like, did you did you like lesbian call?
Speaker 1: And she's like yeah, whatever, She's cute, right, So they're
Speaker 1: they're having this conversation where Miranda is starting to get
Speaker 1: a little bit obsessed, which they're still obsessed about talking
Speaker 1: about the show that's their connection. So Carrie is like,
Speaker 1: I will see myself to the bathroom because she wants
Speaker 1: to text Aidan anyway, she's still obsessed with Aiden texting.
Speaker 1: And then Miranda, unfortunately is this where she says She's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what else is hot? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like you know they well, she brings up
Speaker 2: by Bingo again when the waitress comes over, and Carrie
Speaker 2: is starting.
Speaker 1: To just be like, what is how happening here? Right?
Speaker 1: So get when Carrie leaves, Miranda's like yeah.
Speaker 2: So, and this was very cringey. You know, else's hot.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah it's so and so's hot. Else's hot.
Speaker 1: You your hat? You want to get out of here.
Speaker 1: You want to get out of here. I know a place.
Speaker 1: And the lady's like, oh, I'm straight and married with kids.
Speaker 1: But this was kind of mean because Miranda goes, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I just thought because you watched like by Bingo and
Speaker 2: you were so into it, and the waitress goes, well,
Speaker 2: I watched The Walking Dead doesn't mean I'm a zombie.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. She was a little but she was
Speaker 1: she was, Yeah, it was. It was a hard No,
Speaker 1: let's just say that she left. No, there's no flirting,
Speaker 1: no confusion, which is fine, But why not just go, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm straight, straight, shuttle. Why would you go Why would
Speaker 1: you go like, I watched The Walking Dead? Doesn't he
Speaker 1: even let me push back? Let me push back. Let's
Speaker 1: say it was you and somebody was flirting, right, you'd
Speaker 1: be flattered by that. But they and then they were like,
Speaker 1: but you watched Uh, let's say it's by Bingo, but
Speaker 1: you watch by Bingo like you would, that would be
Speaker 1: a little annoying. You'd be like, yeah, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like the show, right, I guess you don't have
Speaker 1: to bring up Walking Dead, but I can see why
Speaker 1: she did. Okay, it was a little weird, but either way,
Speaker 1: Miranda got shut down. So then we see Carrie in
Speaker 1: the bathroom and again now she's voice memoing Aiden like
Speaker 1: a super long So.
Speaker 2: We find out that she's still upset about the fact
Speaker 2: that he center the thumbs down, and basically Miranda's like, well,
Speaker 2: you know Tom how you feel, you know.
Speaker 1: But and here's just another thing. It's like, so Carrie
Speaker 1: is supposed to be waiting five years for Aiden, but
Speaker 1: she can't even talk to him. It's insane, right, But
Speaker 1: then so she can't write him. She's gonna say all
Speaker 1: this stuff, but in stead, she's like, well, I guess
Speaker 1: I'll just speak his language, and she sends an eye
Speaker 1: roll emoji, right, So that got I mean it kind of.
Speaker 1: So then they're walking down the street, Carrie and Miranda
Speaker 1: are walking down the street like old time. Hary's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know if I'm happy with this relationship
Speaker 2: because like, I guess I have to wait five years
Speaker 2: and I can't really even call him. There's no promise
Speaker 2: he'll even answer the call, and he you know, he
Speaker 2: masturbates in bed with his son, and I just don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just not sure if that's like a great relationship
Speaker 1: for me. And we're just like talking in emojis, and
Speaker 1: Miranda's like, yeah, whatever, Anyway, I think I have a
Speaker 1: crush on a British lady at work. I know, She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what up with me? The nonnah the straight waitress. And
Speaker 1: then it's like, how about BBC Joy. It's like, of
Speaker 1: course BBC Joy. So Carry's like, we'll be careful, like oh,
Speaker 1: and then this made me so mad. They have that conversation.
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, I think you might be overthinking it, Carrie.
Speaker 1: You have no right. Carrie's the most overthinking of all
Speaker 1: of them. That was her a thing, that was the
Speaker 1: thing I related to that character about all these years.
Speaker 1: So then she has the fucking gall to say that
Speaker 1: to Miranda, who then owns it. She's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know me, No, not you. Carrie's the one that does.
Speaker 1: Carrie's the one that was in a bathroom stall for
Speaker 1: two hours. If she should send any I roll emoji
Speaker 1: fuck off Carrie? Yes, Yeah, it made me so mad.
Speaker 1: It was so stupid. They both overthink that is something
Speaker 1: that people do, but Carrie like wrote books about it,
Speaker 1: so relax on that. And then it's also so stupid though,
Speaker 1: because she's like, well, maybe you sure she's getting She's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, she's out. So it's like yes. Then
Speaker 1: of course the smart, pretty woman from work who's like
Speaker 1: flirts with you yes, also doesn't work in your office. Nat.
Speaker 1: It's so dumb. It's like she's it's not your coworker,
Speaker 1: it's she's she lives in doesn't she live in Like, uh,
Speaker 1: she lives in England? Yes, right, so then but she's
Speaker 1: back and forth. She so okay, so that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Then then off she goes. She comes back and she
Speaker 1: can't find shoe her cat back at her house. Right,
Speaker 1: So then all of a sudden, oh there's a cute guy.
Speaker 1: This is the whole thing. We could be doing this
Speaker 1: whole time. Oh my god, how exciting. A cute guy,
Speaker 1: another young, cute guy who she just happens to me,
Speaker 1: who likes Well that's not true though, because he doesn't
Speaker 1: because she he says like he has the cat and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh my god, thank god, you were just
Speaker 1: walking by, and he's like, well, no one really just
Speaker 1: walks by anymore. I'm Adam, I have an appointment for
Speaker 1: Adam's gardens. I'm helping you. So he just shows up, yes,
Speaker 1: So he's not just hitting on her, like he does
Speaker 1: have a job to do. But I just wrote date
Speaker 1: him anyone but Aiden. And he's wearing a shirt that
Speaker 1: says dead weight right, which is Kate is spelled wait right,
Speaker 1: And she's like, is that a story. He's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know you yet. He's very New York. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he reminds me a little bit, even though he doesn't
Speaker 1: look like him of Matthew Modine. And I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you why, because Matthew Modin has this Really he
Speaker 1: had the cool Hugh Grant hair remember in the nineties,
Speaker 1: very very good looking guy. But then when he talks,
Speaker 1: he's very New York and it comes out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: It doesn't fit. So this guy's like, weird, I grew
Speaker 1: up in the village. Attitude doesn't match. He looks like
Speaker 1: he'd be from Portland. He doesn't match up to me
Speaker 1: or what. I still find him hot. And then finally
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, we were in a band and the
Speaker 1: band sucked, but bought the T shirts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then I had a T shirt business. And she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you had a T shirt business when you were in
Speaker 2: high school.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, I'm pretty good at the things
Speaker 1: I do or whatever. You think there's a little flirty
Speaker 1: you think maybe right, but then this is very carey.
Speaker 1: They're trying to bring it back to Carrie doesn't know
Speaker 1: who she is anymore, because he's like, what are you
Speaker 1: thinking for the space? And she's like, what do you think?
Speaker 1: And he's like, it's very like, I'm just a girl.
Speaker 1: I just to find a wats hold me and get
Speaker 1: the wats out so you can make it with effel
Speaker 1: pink or yeo who. He's like, girl, what do you
Speaker 1: think we'll get your carry necklace?
Speaker 2: Fucking woman guard it up with like some other probably
Speaker 2: crazy lady. You're like an overgrown sixty five year old.
Speaker 2: What do you fucking want?
Speaker 1: What do you want? You've got to know by now, listen,
Speaker 1: big paid for the house. Now you can do whatever
Speaker 1: you want, right, you can buy whatever, tape whatever. But
Speaker 1: she has no vision, no none, I don't is this
Speaker 1: when she sits down to write again, So then he
Speaker 1: eaves what comes next. I don't know what comes next
Speaker 1: in the space. Oh yeah, they have some dumb conversation
Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't know it's going to show itself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, back to the novel. Sometimes that's more exciting the unknown,
Speaker 2: because then then what's meant to be has the space
Speaker 2: to show up with bigs money, Like he's really going
Speaker 2: to talk that way.
Speaker 1: To her of course. Yeah, after he just said he's
Speaker 1: like kind of a failed band guy and he's a
Speaker 1: little New York He like, I don't know now he's
Speaker 1: as a philosopher. Yeah, So then she sits back down
Speaker 1: with her stupid novel. The cat is outside, so she
Speaker 1: basically is like, let me just bring this cat, mister cheese. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she brings scoo cheese inside the house. But she was
Speaker 1: gonna say goodbye to him. She's like, thank you for
Speaker 1: that philosophy, picks up the cat, goes upstairs and just
Speaker 1: leave it. Like. So he's I'm sure he's like, did
Speaker 1: I get the job? Like she starts immediately working on
Speaker 1: her eighteenth, eighteen seventy five novel, right, and then he's
Speaker 1: just like did he leave? Did they come to any agreement? No? No, well,
Speaker 1: you know, what you're not going to tell me. I
Speaker 1: do know, and I'm not going to tell you. I'll
Speaker 1: never spoil again. I learned my lesson the first time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, you guys. That's it. That's a lot. It
Speaker 1: was a lot. Episode to two parts. If you're listening
Speaker 1: and didn't hear the first part, go back because boil
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