WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:13.119 Welcome to the snarts egg. You're about to teach. 2 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:17.120 Your name's glazed by the Great Chris Ray God, Derek, 3 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:21.160 a black Man, and Tom Sway. 4 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:27.480 Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and 5 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:37.039 prepare for some way. You did not destroy our nuclear facilities. 6 00:00:38.159 --> 00:00:41.759 This is news to me. You are funny. You are funny? Orangeman? 7 00:00:42.359 --> 00:00:45.600 Are you? Are you iran? I am a run Okay, 8 00:00:45.679 --> 00:00:47.799 yes it is men. I'm sorry, it is me, mister. 9 00:00:48.359 --> 00:00:51.159 I'm spelling it. I'm sounding it the racist way. Are 10 00:00:51.159 --> 00:00:51.840 you rad? 11 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:52.359 I rang? 12 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:56.439 I run, I run far away. I thought you took 13 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:58.560 my joke. Man, that's my joke. 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Uh yeah, 25 00:01:34.799 --> 00:01:38.719 it's this week is hilarious. This week is hilarious to me. 26 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:41.959 It's been a year, has been hilarious. Really. 27 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:45.879 Yeah, only halfway through the run, bro, I know, it's 28 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:48.920 only he's only halfway through the one fourth of the run, 29 00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:52.000 So one eighth of the run. 30 00:01:54.159 --> 00:01:57.799 You so needlessly complicated that, But it's that's right, sure, 31 00:01:59.599 --> 00:02:01.079 you get it said. We're a couple of months in 32 00:02:01.519 --> 00:02:05.359 halfway halfway, halfway through the first half, first fourth, the 33 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:11.960 first fourth, you suck the fourth Yeah, stupid whatever Epstein, listen. 34 00:02:12.039 --> 00:02:16.960 Epstein turns out just total accident, just a total misunderstanding. 35 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:20.439 It was like a SEINFELDI in circumstance where you know 36 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:23.039 he was, you know, he was scratching his nose in 37 00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:24.439 the car, and the person next to him thought he 38 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:27.199 was picking his nose, and everybody's now he thinks he's 39 00:02:27.199 --> 00:02:31.520 a nosepicker. And and that's that's exactly the poor situation, 40 00:02:31.639 --> 00:02:36.800 our poor, poor, poor friend Jeffrey Epstein got himself into. 41 00:02:37.039 --> 00:02:38.840 Because it turns out there's no client list at all. 42 00:02:39.639 --> 00:02:42.719 That's what the that's what the DJ and the dew 43 00:02:42.759 --> 00:02:45.960 Trump FBI are saying there's no client list, even though like, 44 00:02:46.039 --> 00:02:48.719 what is it? A couple months ago Pam BONDI was like, 45 00:02:48.759 --> 00:02:49.919 the list is on my desk. 46 00:02:51.520 --> 00:02:55.560 They they did a whole fucking press conference, Yeah they did, 47 00:02:55.719 --> 00:03:01.240 and handed folders to influencers, these chuddy influen innswers and 48 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:04.000 just show that it was obvious that when they didn't 49 00:03:04.039 --> 00:03:08.639 discuss anything afterwards they handed them nothing. Yeah, they're holding 50 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:10.479 up and taking these photo ops and ship and I 51 00:03:10.479 --> 00:03:14.599 remember seeing this fucking jackasses, like you just love getting played, 52 00:03:14.639 --> 00:03:15.240 don't you, guys. 53 00:03:15.599 --> 00:03:17.400 That binder must have just been for you know what. 54 00:03:17.439 --> 00:03:21.120 You know, there's videos of people showing people in supermarkets 55 00:03:21.159 --> 00:03:24.639 like memes, but like in a binder, like printed on paper, 56 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:28.000 and just like that's what That's what that binder must 57 00:03:28.039 --> 00:03:29.680 have been. It just must have been like a bunch 58 00:03:29.719 --> 00:03:32.400 of JD Vans photos. 59 00:03:32.960 --> 00:03:34.639 I feel like it was the script half Life three. 60 00:03:34.719 --> 00:03:37.280 This is nothing. It's just blank pages, Like look look 61 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:38.759 at it right here. 62 00:03:39.039 --> 00:03:42.719 It's like a three hundred pages of blank and you're like, 63 00:03:42.759 --> 00:03:45.919 lisen it great, and you're like, what what was this? 64 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:48.479 The script is g Man Gordon, and then the rest 65 00:03:48.479 --> 00:03:52.199 of the pages are game happens, game happens, and then 66 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:54.159 the last one's game ends, game ends. 67 00:03:54.199 --> 00:03:56.800 That's crazy, amazing hour. 68 00:03:58.039 --> 00:04:06.479 Whoa into this? They're just like all right now, smile, smile, 69 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:09.159 and they're just like, yeah, this is great, guys. 70 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:11.560 Why even those people have been killed, like for real, 71 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:13.960 like you know what I mean, those people that. 72 00:04:13.960 --> 00:04:17.319 Went along with that shit crazy? I don't look at it. 73 00:04:17.360 --> 00:04:19.240 I think it, dude, I think I think that shit's 74 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:22.800 fucking Maybe two more crazy things happen, like two more 75 00:04:22.839 --> 00:04:25.759 like outwardly crazy, just sort of contained Internet crazy. You know, 76 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:28.879 like if you're not on the if you're not into politics, 77 00:04:28.920 --> 00:04:30.480 you're not going to see this shit exactly. 78 00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:30.720 You know. 79 00:04:31.079 --> 00:04:33.040 I may hear about it, but you might not see it. 80 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:36.240 We need two more like straight up fucked up things 81 00:04:36.279 --> 00:04:39.800 to happen before it gets like it is just Crimstone 82 00:04:39.800 --> 00:04:41.519 and fire bad. And I'm like, all right, cool, go 83 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:41.920 for it. 84 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:44.800 It's just crazy to me, even like how can you 85 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:47.519 build Like I'm pretty sure Dan Bongino, who's like currently 86 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:49.319 the head of something, I don't remember what do you 87 00:04:49.319 --> 00:04:50.240 remember what his title is? 88 00:04:50.360 --> 00:04:53.639 I don't know what fucking job they gave dumb asshole, Yeah, 89 00:04:53.959 --> 00:04:57.000 what do you? I don't know was he hotel associated 90 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:59.120 with the FBI before? I don't know if it was before, 91 00:04:59.399 --> 00:05:01.639 or I just know that he was just some dumb 92 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:04.399 ass fucking podcast or that way too many people listened 93 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:06.720 to him on the right, Like like when I was 94 00:05:06.759 --> 00:05:09.199 looking at his numbers and I was like, this guy, 95 00:05:10.120 --> 00:05:14.480 it's like a piece of wetstone doing a podcast, and 96 00:05:14.519 --> 00:05:15.160 I just thought. 97 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:17.839 So watched Freedman though, too, Like the success of certain 98 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:21.879 podcasts confuses me greatly, sure, because I really don't Lex Friedman. 99 00:05:21.920 --> 00:05:26.040 I really don't understand Lex. I actually started. 100 00:05:26.759 --> 00:05:30.240 I think I figured out Lex Friedman where I think 101 00:05:30.279 --> 00:05:32.800 there's a lot I think I think streaming is responsible 102 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:34.959 for Lex Freeman and what I'll explain this. I was 103 00:05:35.000 --> 00:05:36.360 trying to think of why there were so. 104 00:05:36.319 --> 00:05:39.480 Many streamers that are so goddamn boring, and I couldn't 105 00:05:39.480 --> 00:05:41.759 figure out why people watch them. And I think people 106 00:05:41.839 --> 00:05:47.759 replaced just dead silence, dead air with just anything, and 107 00:05:47.800 --> 00:05:51.279 it became long form content. And like Lex Friedman, I 108 00:05:51.360 --> 00:05:53.160 feel like none of these people are listening to any 109 00:05:53.199 --> 00:05:56.519 of this shit, but they can't just sit in silence. 110 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:59.199 Oh you know what it is. It's like if I 111 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:01.879 listened to a podcas with a boring person and they 112 00:06:01.959 --> 00:06:06.000 have dead air or like if they have silences, then 113 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:08.920 it's like that's not well, that's not my silence. I'm 114 00:06:08.920 --> 00:06:11.199 not boring, you know what I mean. It's almost like 115 00:06:11.240 --> 00:06:14.040 a self like a self help where it's like, oh, 116 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:16.560 it's not my fault that I feel uncomfortable, right, yeah, 117 00:06:16.839 --> 00:06:19.319 this guy, It's kind of I was. I was. 118 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:22.480 I was trying to watch and I was trying to 119 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:25.480 game and watch something, but the game was getting kind 120 00:06:25.480 --> 00:06:27.199 of interesting because I was fucking around with it a lot, 121 00:06:27.240 --> 00:06:29.399 and so I started to realize, if I have to 122 00:06:29.399 --> 00:06:32.680 put something on, it needs to be much more like 123 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:35.560 tranquil Les, like it needs to just be like kind 124 00:06:35.560 --> 00:06:38.040 of in the background. And I feel like that's what 125 00:06:39.319 --> 00:06:41.560 streaming is now, and that's what Lex Friedman is and 126 00:06:41.600 --> 00:06:44.680 all these people that just you're not you're not listening 127 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:46.360 to them, and I think all they do at the 128 00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:48.079 end to pretend like they did listen. They look at 129 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:56.920 and scan the comics section, And I agree. 130 00:06:53.600 --> 00:06:57.879 I play like heavy house music and I'm just true. 131 00:06:57.800 --> 00:06:59.800 Heavy house music is well, that's exactly the point. 132 00:06:59.839 --> 00:07:02.160 That's good, Like that's that. Yeah, a lot of I'm 133 00:07:02.199 --> 00:07:05.319 talking about what's going on. Noise is fine. I have 134 00:07:05.399 --> 00:07:08.480 both volumes maxed, so I don't know what I mean. 135 00:07:08.480 --> 00:07:14.720 That's that's that's a little insane. I got into computer 136 00:07:14.759 --> 00:07:17.639 games when my when I was thirty. So I'm fucking trashed, 137 00:07:18.079 --> 00:07:20.680 ruining everything very body, and I'm like, I'm doing so good. 138 00:07:20.759 --> 00:07:26.120 Check my score. Fucking three and ninety eight ninety eight. 139 00:07:26.439 --> 00:07:30.000 They are farming the fuck out to me, Dude, that's like, 140 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:32.680 that's too many, impossibly too many kills for them to 141 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:35.639 get without having won the game ages again, so it's like. 142 00:07:35.720 --> 00:07:39.680 What is the cap that is possibly first one hundred? 143 00:07:39.800 --> 00:07:40.399 I want to do that. 144 00:07:40.439 --> 00:07:41.720 I want I want to play a game with my 145 00:07:42.079 --> 00:07:44.480 by yourself. I want to play a game with that. 146 00:07:44.519 --> 00:07:46.439 I think next time we boot up Halo to see 147 00:07:46.519 --> 00:07:50.639 the compom which collectors the collection, we should all see 148 00:07:50.639 --> 00:07:53.879 who could die the most in one game. You just 149 00:07:53.920 --> 00:07:56.560 see who gets the most best. You know, that's interesting, 150 00:07:56.600 --> 00:07:59.040 that's interesting. Yeah, I bet I know, I bet I would. 151 00:07:59.160 --> 00:08:00.800 I would know how to do it, though I don't 152 00:08:00.800 --> 00:08:02.639 think I know the heat maps. I know how I 153 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:05.160 know where people go. I think I think I should 154 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:06.279 stand in front of the power weapons. 155 00:08:06.439 --> 00:08:13.720 Just wait, you, I really to the test stomach dying 156 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:14.160 that much. 157 00:08:14.199 --> 00:08:16.160 Though, Yeah, I think I don't think he can. I 158 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:18.480 think I think he's gonna start getting upset. I just 159 00:08:18.560 --> 00:08:20.360 can't do anything about it. You know how many time 160 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:21.920 I play on mm K two and I know I'll 161 00:08:21.959 --> 00:08:22.480 die more than you. 162 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:25.279 The thing is, it's like, I've probably died in Halo 163 00:08:25.360 --> 00:08:28.279 collectively more than you've killed in any video game. I 164 00:08:28.519 --> 00:08:30.120 I've played Halo so much. 165 00:08:30.199 --> 00:08:32.200 That's true, But I think what happens is going to 166 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:34.120 bother you because your in thing is gonna be like, oh, 167 00:08:34.360 --> 00:08:37.440 throw grenade, get around corner, do that. I'm just gonna 168 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:39.720 be lost in the water. And I think that's what 169 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:40.679 makes it funnier. 170 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:43.960 I've been playing the collection recently because I've been trying 171 00:08:43.960 --> 00:08:46.600 to do this. They have these like speed run things 172 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:48.639 where it's like apparently like and I was like, oh shit, 173 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:49.919 I didn't know you could. I didn't know that this 174 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:51.799 was the thing I forgot. So I was trying to 175 00:08:51.799 --> 00:08:55.440 speed run. It's like it's fucking hard. But that game 176 00:08:55.519 --> 00:08:58.200 is so beautiful, man, Like that game ages so well 177 00:08:58.279 --> 00:09:01.000 what three yeah, just the sandbox of it I've never 178 00:09:01.039 --> 00:09:03.480 seen the same thing happen exactly the same way twice 179 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:04.759 in that game, and it's just like I love it. 180 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:09.720 But do you think you think do you think Epstein 181 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:14.600 played Halo? He might probably a pretty good I would 182 00:09:15.600 --> 00:09:18.879 based on the time period that he was like kicking it, 183 00:09:19.440 --> 00:09:21.639 like where he was like really maxing. 184 00:09:21.240 --> 00:09:24.639 Out rappers and him and Donald Trump are freaking high. 185 00:09:24.679 --> 00:09:27.080 Five minutes they walked into second grade classrooms. 186 00:09:26.559 --> 00:09:29.240 When he was mixing, when he was in his mid 187 00:09:29.279 --> 00:09:32.519 maxing era of like getting the maxim amount of kids 188 00:09:32.519 --> 00:09:36.240 on the maxim amount of flights. Right, I can't imagine 189 00:09:36.240 --> 00:09:38.440 that Halo didn't come up at least a handful of times. 190 00:09:38.519 --> 00:09:40.840 That's a good point, especially in that era, you know, 191 00:09:40.919 --> 00:09:41.919 that period of time. 192 00:09:41.879 --> 00:09:43.559 That's a good point, like oh hey, I got the 193 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:46.320 new Xbox, I got the I got that box machine 194 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:46.679 on the. 195 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:48.679 Plane, they got the three sixty. And then they were like, 196 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:50.200 you know, you can play video you can you can 197 00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:52.279 hook your iPod up to this and play music while 198 00:09:52.279 --> 00:09:55.519 you play games, So like while you're molesting, you can 199 00:09:55.559 --> 00:09:59.320 play Halo and listen to fucking I don't know, and 200 00:09:59.440 --> 00:10:04.080 ye and you I've tried. I've tried to imagine like 201 00:10:04.120 --> 00:10:08.279 the most uncomfortable music to be listening to in the 202 00:10:08.279 --> 00:10:10.879 midst of being molested, and I feel like is probably 203 00:10:10.919 --> 00:10:11.399 an act. 204 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:13.519 That's pretty good. What about shot, I think would be 205 00:10:14.399 --> 00:10:19.519 any smooth operator where you're getting more smooth operator, that's 206 00:10:19.559 --> 00:10:23.519 just that's just that's just villains, that's more. That's not 207 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:26.720 as uncomfortable as its fucking evil. That's like listening to 208 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:28.720 the Devil in Me or whatever it is while you're 209 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:31.279 getting more less and you're like, damn or the Devil 210 00:10:31.320 --> 00:10:31.559 in me? 211 00:10:31.879 --> 00:10:33.720 That was definitely the Devil's in you, for sure. But 212 00:10:33.960 --> 00:10:36.039 which is the double en me? It's the h about 213 00:10:36.039 --> 00:10:38.039 double went down to Georgia? What's long time about? It's 214 00:10:38.279 --> 00:10:43.600 are you talking about Bules Bules Bob? What? What artists 215 00:10:43.600 --> 00:10:44.399 are you talking about? 216 00:10:44.440 --> 00:10:44.720 Forgot? 217 00:10:44.799 --> 00:10:47.440 I think it's uh, you're not talking about by Stephen Lynch. 218 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:52.919 I think O the Devil in I and I okay, 219 00:10:52.519 --> 00:10:56.840 I'm speaking of slipping Uh the the Azzie concert. You 220 00:10:56.879 --> 00:11:00.879 see that, And I was like, this is what it's 221 00:11:00.919 --> 00:11:02.919 actually it was it was actually way better. 222 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:05.960 I saw a clip and first clip I saw I 223 00:11:06.080 --> 00:11:07.799 was like, oh this is I had to turn it 224 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:09.840 off because it was so bad. 225 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:11.919 It was it was war pigs. 226 00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:17.879 Because I think there was confusion because Ozzie was singing 227 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:18.919 an octave. 228 00:11:18.679 --> 00:11:22.279 Lower and they were playing in their original key. But 229 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:24.480 the weird thing is they've done like there's a twenty 230 00:11:24.519 --> 00:11:27.399 ten live concert that they have that's like really dope 231 00:11:28.399 --> 00:11:29.879 where I feel like that's when you should have stopp 232 00:11:29.879 --> 00:11:33.879 playing forever because I was just like perfect cap where 233 00:11:33.919 --> 00:11:36.240 they went off lower because he you don't want to 234 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:38.759 sing his high anymore. Anyway, it was perfect, It was great. 235 00:11:38.879 --> 00:11:42.000 It seemed like there was a miscommunication because he's like, 236 00:11:42.240 --> 00:11:45.360 you know, much lower and then the guitar is like 237 00:11:45.440 --> 00:11:46.879 dan like like how it used to be. 238 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:48.600 And I was like, I hate this. I was like, 239 00:11:48.639 --> 00:11:50.480 what's happening? But like I. 240 00:11:50.399 --> 00:11:55.240 Heard when I was a child that he was he 241 00:11:55.279 --> 00:11:57.720 was old, So here's gone he's now. 242 00:11:57.720 --> 00:11:59.559 Here's the thing. I think he's in the seventies. 243 00:11:59.600 --> 00:11:59.960 That's great. 244 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:03.360 Really, that's kind of a rough seventy. Well he made 245 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:05.200 it that, you know, I guess, I mean, I guess, yeah, 246 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:07.600 he is a rock started really hardes that makes sense. 247 00:12:07.639 --> 00:12:10.080 Here's the thing though, and I believe this so because 248 00:12:10.120 --> 00:12:12.840 I know Sharon Osborne lies a ton she's like a 249 00:12:12.879 --> 00:12:14.240 fucking horrible personal wife. 250 00:12:14.279 --> 00:12:15.559 Right. Yeah. 251 00:12:15.639 --> 00:12:19.559 But they said and I in the early two thousands 252 00:12:19.639 --> 00:12:21.639 why he was so fucked up was that he had 253 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:24.799 specific medication that was making him that that way. I 254 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:28.600 actually believe that because he's not doing that weird shaky 255 00:12:28.679 --> 00:12:31.840 mumbly ship like he was during that the reality show 256 00:12:32.039 --> 00:12:34.080 when he was like everyone. 257 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:38.080 Dude, I remember seeing that on VH one, obviously, like 258 00:12:38.399 --> 00:12:40.879 during Flavor of Love or some bullshit, And I'm like, 259 00:12:41.399 --> 00:12:42.679 even as a kid, when. 260 00:12:42.480 --> 00:12:44.799 I was still forming, like where I should stand more, 261 00:12:44.879 --> 00:12:45.200 I was. 262 00:12:45.159 --> 00:12:48.120 Like, should he be on television? Should he be on? 263 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:53.200 Imagine watching, imagine watching watching v H one and and 264 00:12:53.360 --> 00:12:56.120 finding one person on VH one to be like, should 265 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:58.799 this guy be on? Tell? That's everybody on VH one. 266 00:12:58.879 --> 00:13:01.480 Remember Midge and Mac? Who remember Midge and Mac from 267 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:03.120 I Love in New York. The little person they dropped 268 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:09.120 in the river. They were doing the thing when it 269 00:13:09.159 --> 00:13:10.840 had they had to like they were doing something, would 270 00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:12.399 have had to like get from one platform to another 271 00:13:12.399 --> 00:13:15.200 in the water, and they dropped this small black person there. 272 00:13:15.240 --> 00:13:17.320 So you know he can't swim. There's no way he's 273 00:13:17.360 --> 00:13:19.200 making that. Bro, You're a lot like he's got like 274 00:13:19.240 --> 00:13:23.000 two negative status of X he's got he's got poisoned 275 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:23.519 and stunt. 276 00:13:23.519 --> 00:13:26.279 At the same time, it was like, brother, your cook, 277 00:13:26.320 --> 00:13:27.159 don't do this fight. 278 00:13:27.720 --> 00:13:30.399 Yeah no, I don't know, I like I saw. I 279 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:32.840 don't remember watching the Ausy Osbourne show because I don't 280 00:13:32.919 --> 00:13:36.080 I don't know if I really cared, but uh yeah 281 00:13:36.120 --> 00:13:37.519 I was. I was watching a little bit of these 282 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:40.360 this concerts. He's sitting down in the concert, it's clear 283 00:13:40.399 --> 00:13:42.639 he can't stand then, yeah, the giant throat. It's a 284 00:13:42.639 --> 00:13:45.799 smart way to do it, to be honest, but uh yeah. 285 00:13:45.799 --> 00:13:47.120 I was listening to some of it. Some of it 286 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:49.399 was like, ooh, he's old, and so I was like, 287 00:13:49.440 --> 00:13:51.960 I'm kind of surprised that this doesn't sound worse like 288 00:13:52.000 --> 00:13:54.480 he sounds like he's like, you know, seventy yeah, but 289 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:56.399 it's it could sound far like when he was doing 290 00:13:56.440 --> 00:14:01.600 like there's certain parts of uh paranoid. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, 291 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:05.440 not bad listening listening to it made me realize, like, oh, 292 00:14:05.480 --> 00:14:08.519 I like more Black Sabbath songs than I thought I did. Yeah, 293 00:14:08.559 --> 00:14:10.320 I'm I'm a big Sabbath fan. 294 00:14:10.639 --> 00:14:12.600 We just know them because we're like that's just like 295 00:14:12.759 --> 00:14:15.879 it was around. That's like, that's like what like, that's 296 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:19.120 not it's not classical rock, but that's the kind of 297 00:14:19.200 --> 00:14:22.120 rock you get introduced to. Yeah, especially when you're learning 298 00:14:22.159 --> 00:14:24.039 about it's certainly the. 299 00:14:24.000 --> 00:14:27.759 Birth of metal everybody kind of like coins or something 300 00:14:27.840 --> 00:14:30.200 like if people play stuff like that now more or less, 301 00:14:30.279 --> 00:14:34.639 especially like say the the opening riff of of War Pigs, 302 00:14:35.320 --> 00:14:38.600 it's it's more like a doom or sludge in metal, Like. 303 00:14:38.679 --> 00:14:42.639 Yeah, that's a subgenre metal sludge. Yeah, what the fuck 304 00:14:42.799 --> 00:14:45.240 is that? I mean sludgey. It's very. 305 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:50.399 You know, like very low tune, very fuzzy. It's very 306 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:53.360 slow and boring. So is doom metal. 307 00:14:53.399 --> 00:14:56.799 Like it's the dude, I've I've I listened, I've gotten 308 00:14:56.799 --> 00:14:59.200 way more to listen to rock music in general. But 309 00:14:59.600 --> 00:15:03.320 it's such an insanely deep genre that I'm like, Jesus, 310 00:15:03.600 --> 00:15:08.279 why even call it rock? Just music? There's other music 311 00:15:08.360 --> 00:15:10.519 with sounds that sometimes people make it hard. 312 00:15:10.639 --> 00:15:13.039 I think I think it's generally like an electric guitar 313 00:15:13.159 --> 00:15:15.879 makes it rock kind of it does. It's like kind 314 00:15:15.919 --> 00:15:19.559 of like not really not officially, but like when I 315 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:21.480 think of most songs that I know that like feature 316 00:15:21.519 --> 00:15:24.960 heavily an electric guitar. It's generally speaking, it's rock like 317 00:15:25.000 --> 00:15:27.000 there's like a handful of maybe stick out like maybe 318 00:15:27.000 --> 00:15:35.519 like fucking what beat it? Maybe maybe that's a rock 319 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:42.840 inspired beat that that's a rock inspired song though, sure, yeah, 320 00:15:42.840 --> 00:15:43.759 but it's not Halen. 321 00:15:43.799 --> 00:15:46.720 Isn't Halen the guitar in that song? He's He's in 322 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:48.360 both of them, right, isn't he in Bad and Beat It? 323 00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:50.960 Because they both have the guitar riffed in it? I 324 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:54.200 actually don't know about Bad. I know he is in 325 00:15:54.240 --> 00:15:59.960 one of them, absolutely solo where he's doing a bunch 326 00:15:59.960 --> 00:16:02.240 of hammer ons and he's doing a bunch of ship. 327 00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:05.440 Yeah, he's He's great. 328 00:16:05.600 --> 00:16:07.240 I mean I wish I was a lot for the disco. 329 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:09.000 I wish I was allowed to see that ship in person. 330 00:16:09.039 --> 00:16:12.000 Not really, I was like it like being corporeally there, 331 00:16:12.120 --> 00:16:14.600 maybe not like physically there because that would suck. Yeah, 332 00:16:14.679 --> 00:16:16.200 I don't know that because you know, I don't want 333 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:19.320 to go back in time. The seventies discos look cool, 334 00:16:19.360 --> 00:16:22.159 but like leaving a disco is probably the worst experience. 335 00:16:22.200 --> 00:16:23.399 You like, leave this, go to like all right, I'm 336 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:25.759 about to get attack for no reason. Like I had 337 00:16:25.759 --> 00:16:27.720 a good time of using cocaine, like dancing with a 338 00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:30.399 bunch of cool women with afros, and then you walk 339 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:33.080 out into immediate hate crime. 340 00:16:33.159 --> 00:16:36.799 That's absolutely like the peak of both experiences and literally 341 00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:39.120 like there's probably never been a better time to be 342 00:16:39.159 --> 00:16:41.159 a black person than in the seventies in a disco, 343 00:16:41.519 --> 00:16:45.000 and no worse time than exiting then immediately after you 344 00:16:45.080 --> 00:16:50.360 as a slave is probably slightly worse, well, I think 345 00:16:50.399 --> 00:16:53.000 being I think it was slightly. I think it was. 346 00:16:53.080 --> 00:16:54.519 I think it's a little. I think it's a little 347 00:16:55.200 --> 00:16:56.600 I mean, let me preface, I think it was a 348 00:16:56.600 --> 00:17:01.279 little overblown slave mild. 349 00:17:01.559 --> 00:17:03.320 What do you mean in the sense. 350 00:17:03.320 --> 00:17:06.400 Oh man, what's happening that at least you would die 351 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:10.039 before you see how much your sacrifice didn't matter, you know, 352 00:17:10.640 --> 00:17:12.039 like be. 353 00:17:12.079 --> 00:17:16.799 Gone, Like you're kept so ignorant that you don't know 354 00:17:16.880 --> 00:17:17.839 that there's anything better. 355 00:17:17.920 --> 00:17:20.960 So like this, because it gets it doesn't get as bad? 356 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:24.440 Is it worse? Is it worse to never know that 357 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:28.000 it could be better? And thus you're just kind of 358 00:17:28.079 --> 00:17:31.279 like stuck in a hell that doesn't bad. 359 00:17:31.400 --> 00:17:33.960 I don't even believe this, I know, I know you 360 00:17:33.960 --> 00:17:37.000 don't believe that. Like you're not saying anything like it's like, 361 00:17:37.119 --> 00:17:43.119 in contrast to what I'm just saying something, wait for 362 00:17:43.160 --> 00:17:46.400 people to argue like, yeah, well listen, I'm sure one 363 00:17:46.680 --> 00:17:50.119 maybe maybe one listener was like and everybody else was 364 00:17:50.119 --> 00:17:51.480 like fair. 365 00:17:53.000 --> 00:17:57.799 Plain halo or something. Well it's getting fucked by Epstein's 366 00:17:57.880 --> 00:18:04.039 unkle or something rolled home from a fucking badger. The 367 00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:08.720 point of all this is to say that, uh, you know, 368 00:18:08.759 --> 00:18:10.720 there's no client list who just turns out he was 369 00:18:10.759 --> 00:18:14.079 just he was a missonershure guy the friend. Uh, that's 370 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:17.240 a shame. It's a shame he killed himself for no reason, 371 00:18:17.519 --> 00:18:20.160 for no reason at all. And it's a shame that 372 00:18:20.240 --> 00:18:24.680 Gallainne Maxwell is in prison for just being annoying and 373 00:18:24.839 --> 00:18:28.279 a bitch. I guess so crazy. 374 00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:30.319 This is crazy because that's the case. If that's the case, Yeah, 375 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:32.400 you can get a lot of women, if that's the 376 00:18:32.400 --> 00:18:35.319 case for it. Yeah, if you just we can do 377 00:18:35.359 --> 00:18:36.559 a woman. 378 00:18:37.240 --> 00:18:37.559 Maybe. 379 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:39.519 So we gotta we got to get to the bottom 380 00:18:39.559 --> 00:18:42.519 of like who crossed Epstein since he was clearly innocent 381 00:18:42.920 --> 00:18:45.799 and going back to where he had already been convicted 382 00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:50.279 you know before, Yeah, he actually served time for being 383 00:18:50.279 --> 00:18:52.440 a fucking pervert, pedophile freak. 384 00:18:52.759 --> 00:18:53.960 So obviously that's not. 385 00:18:53.920 --> 00:18:58.759 True either, Right, it's all likely, it's all it's all lie. 386 00:18:59.440 --> 00:19:02.599 I believe Cash, Betel, I believe Dan. 387 00:19:02.839 --> 00:19:06.160 What is his name, Ben? Yeah? Whatever the fuck? Just stupid. 388 00:19:06.599 --> 00:19:07.920 What if he does a complete one eddie and he 389 00:19:08.119 --> 00:19:11.519 goes he's trans and he's like, my name is tran 390 00:19:11.640 --> 00:19:17.559 Vongina now trans Bongina. Well, I wouldn't have anything. 391 00:19:17.839 --> 00:19:21.039 I gotta say, it wouldn't surprise me, like you know, 392 00:19:21.160 --> 00:19:23.359 like you would just you would just see that like yeah, sure, 393 00:19:23.519 --> 00:19:23.920 why not? 394 00:19:24.200 --> 00:19:24.799 Yeah sure? 395 00:19:24.880 --> 00:19:27.799 At this point, like the head of the dude director 396 00:19:27.799 --> 00:19:32.319 of the FBI looks like he's he looks like I've 397 00:19:32.359 --> 00:19:35.759 seen him every Like, hey, we need to type cast 398 00:19:36.039 --> 00:19:40.119 like this crazy guy with the bomb that's gonna blow 399 00:19:40.160 --> 00:19:40.640 up a bank. 400 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:42.759 Yeah, you know, like like he does look like the 401 00:19:42.880 --> 00:19:46.200 kind of guy who's going like his his main interests 402 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:48.440 and like if he was on a dating profile, it 403 00:19:48.480 --> 00:19:51.240 would say my I like long walks on the beach 404 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:54.200 and blowing banks up. 405 00:19:56.160 --> 00:19:58.119 I bet he worked on the stream Home makeover and 406 00:19:58.279 --> 00:20:01.799 was like this is awesome, it's blown up. I love 407 00:20:01.880 --> 00:20:06.160 that party. I was always wondering, like what if they're 408 00:20:06.160 --> 00:20:07.960 too close and like a whole piece of offense goes 409 00:20:07.960 --> 00:20:08.640 straight through. 410 00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:14.400 Someone changeling a change lingk fence blasts towards them like vertically, 411 00:20:14.440 --> 00:20:14.799 and then. 412 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:25.240 Remember the guy remember his name? Yes, names names from the. 413 00:20:25.039 --> 00:20:29.559 Dan Jon Gino, Yeah, John Williams, Scott, No, stop stop top, 414 00:20:29.880 --> 00:20:32.319 Neil Patrick Harris. I need you to stop so I 415 00:20:32.359 --> 00:20:35.519 can start thinking. Sure, Neil the grass and rat. Fuck? 416 00:20:35.599 --> 00:20:35.839 You know. 417 00:20:37.599 --> 00:20:38.599 Whose the has three names? 418 00:20:38.799 --> 00:20:39.000 Uh? 419 00:20:39.759 --> 00:20:43.079 Hunter s Thompson, Yeah, Brian Brian, Dwayne the Rock Johnson 420 00:20:43.519 --> 00:20:44.000 What was that for? 421 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:44.519 Ship? 422 00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:50.200 Dwayne Rock Johnson, Robert bo Burnham, Robert Downey Jr. Robert 423 00:20:50.240 --> 00:20:58.400 Downey Jr. Again, Robert un Chad Chad Chadwick Boseman Junior, 424 00:20:58.799 --> 00:21:05.119 Chad Chad, Jeffrey johnas Epstein. Whatever this is a dude, 425 00:21:05.279 --> 00:21:08.119 j Jonah Jameson. You don't know anything. You don't remember. 426 00:21:08.279 --> 00:21:10.640 This guy isn't what's happening. What's happening to this guy? 427 00:21:10.680 --> 00:21:12.680 I don't know, man, he's losing his Mind's his fault. 428 00:21:12.960 --> 00:21:18.119 It totally is you guys with three names? 429 00:21:18.559 --> 00:21:19.640 Shut up, shut up. 430 00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:26.039 That's not stupid, Okay, Sirien, what's the guy names? Shut 431 00:21:26.039 --> 00:21:32.319 the fun up? Shut up? Working for everybody you're watching? 432 00:21:32.680 --> 00:21:37.880 Leaves leave, look at you and goes to the collective 433 00:21:37.960 --> 00:21:38.720 is like they're not worth it. 434 00:21:39.160 --> 00:21:46.200 You're watch somehow, your watch somehow communicates this to you. Wait, 435 00:21:46.279 --> 00:21:48.680 let me ask, but dude, so. 436 00:21:49.039 --> 00:21:51.039 What's the host for Extreme Home Makeover? 437 00:21:51.599 --> 00:21:55.279 Ty Pennington? Ty Pennington? 438 00:21:57.319 --> 00:21:58.880 Why didn't you say something? 439 00:21:59.119 --> 00:22:00.640 Because he doesn't have to three names? 440 00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:02.640 Motherfucker. I hadn't said he had three names. He could 441 00:22:02.640 --> 00:22:05.920 have been like, no, he doesn't. I thought, Penon, because 442 00:22:05.960 --> 00:22:12.440 you do absolute bastards. You had me on you. That's blaming. 443 00:22:12.480 --> 00:22:14.880 I'm blaming my suffering on him. You could have just 444 00:22:14.960 --> 00:22:17.559 stopped acknowledge. Acknowledge right now. 445 00:22:17.759 --> 00:22:19.640 I want the audience to look at like the the 446 00:22:19.640 --> 00:22:25.119 the abusive, the psychological, like narcissistic nature. You dump bitch. 447 00:22:26.319 --> 00:22:28.599 He said, what's the guy with three names? And expected 448 00:22:28.640 --> 00:22:31.599 me and mad at me that I didn't say ty Pennington. 449 00:22:31.799 --> 00:22:38.359 I said, who was the host for Extreme Homemakeover? I said, yeah, 450 00:22:38.440 --> 00:22:40.240 I didn't hear that he has three names. I didn't 451 00:22:40.279 --> 00:22:41.799 hear that he has three names. 452 00:22:41.880 --> 00:22:42.799 I didn't hear that part. 453 00:22:43.160 --> 00:22:45.640 Once I said he had three names, and I tried 454 00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:48.519 to dig into my mental palace. You could have been like, 455 00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:51.640 it's ty Peniton. You fucking idiot. Instead of allowing me 456 00:22:51.680 --> 00:22:52.799 to go through my brain. 457 00:22:52.839 --> 00:22:55.319 You're assuming we heard you say who's the host of 458 00:22:55.359 --> 00:22:55.799 a trade? 459 00:22:55.880 --> 00:22:58.000 I didn't say it, all right, Maybe you guys gaslighted me, 460 00:22:58.039 --> 00:22:58.960 and I believe I didn't. 461 00:22:58.759 --> 00:23:00.960 Say it, but you knew what I was thinking. What No, 462 00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:06.720 I didn't know? Crazy? Crazy? 463 00:23:07.160 --> 00:23:11.640 Listen, he looks really rough now, yeah, probably really you 464 00:23:11.720 --> 00:23:13.200 got a lot of work, all that, all that? 465 00:23:13.319 --> 00:23:18.400 Uh it was crazy. Yeah. 466 00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:20.880 I haven't you know who this is, I'd be fucking shot. 467 00:23:21.160 --> 00:23:25.279 I don't The name sounds familiar, but I never watched 468 00:23:25.880 --> 00:23:28.880 ty Pennington moved that bus. I guess you've just got 469 00:23:28.920 --> 00:23:31.799 a familiar Oh my god. I used to have that. 470 00:23:32.279 --> 00:23:32.799 The spikes. 471 00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:36.559 Yeah, yeah, the two thousand old old men. 472 00:23:37.000 --> 00:23:40.599 But it's once you hit six seventeen you gotta stop. 473 00:23:40.960 --> 00:23:42.160 I think once your seventeen, guys, I. 474 00:23:42.160 --> 00:23:42.720 Think that's fair. 475 00:23:42.839 --> 00:23:44.559 I think you can have the spikes until your twenty seven. 476 00:23:44.559 --> 00:23:45.480 But one thing before, I forget. 477 00:23:45.559 --> 00:23:47.640 You have to live a particular lifestock until you having it, 478 00:23:47.799 --> 00:23:49.440 like what be a I'm not gonna say it. 479 00:23:49.480 --> 00:23:51.599 Go ahead, one thing before, because there's a couple things 480 00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:52.960 you want to bring up before we move on. From this, 481 00:23:53.039 --> 00:23:54.400 but like the one thing that I want to bring 482 00:23:54.480 --> 00:23:56.880 up is the fact that like about the you know, 483 00:23:56.920 --> 00:23:59.680 this Epstein ship is like Dan Bongino or Cash Motel, 484 00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:05.079 one of them outwardly said, I've seen the video, right, 485 00:24:05.880 --> 00:24:08.440 and like fanning the flames of it, like, oh, I've 486 00:24:08.440 --> 00:24:10.240 seen the video and then now it's just like Noll, 487 00:24:10.279 --> 00:24:18.039 the cameras weren't working. It is truly like I genuinely 488 00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:19.400 want to know because I know that there's some like 489 00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:21.799 straggler conservative I know some conservatives will pop in here, 490 00:24:21.799 --> 00:24:23.400 I mean now and again, I really want to know, 491 00:24:24.799 --> 00:24:27.720 at what point are you just tired of being made 492 00:24:27.759 --> 00:24:31.319 to look like a complete fucking retard because this is 493 00:24:31.400 --> 00:24:34.160 just I mean, it's hilarious to me because it's just 494 00:24:34.240 --> 00:24:37.000 like this is not surprising to me, but like if 495 00:24:37.039 --> 00:24:39.559 you're shocked. I saw some people being like I'll never 496 00:24:39.599 --> 00:24:42.920 trust Cash Betel or Dan Bongino again. I'm like, oh, 497 00:24:43.160 --> 00:24:46.599 you did, you did, Yes, they did. I'm never gonna 498 00:24:46.599 --> 00:24:50.079 trust lives Lye mcphibbington again. I'm never gonna trust fucking 499 00:24:50.599 --> 00:24:57.200 uh doctor tells lies ever again. I can't doctor liar, 500 00:24:58.240 --> 00:25:02.599 Like what you mean, I'm trust them again, it's embarrassing 501 00:25:02.599 --> 00:25:07.000 to it's embarrassing to admit that you ever trusted these people. 502 00:25:07.400 --> 00:25:09.799 It's it's sad, it sucks. 503 00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:13.519 I want to I think it's important to talk to 504 00:25:13.559 --> 00:25:16.759 these people and ask them how how they got interested 505 00:25:16.759 --> 00:25:20.519 in these people, how they believe them, Not not necessarily why, 506 00:25:20.559 --> 00:25:21.920 because I think the why is obvious. 507 00:25:21.960 --> 00:25:24.400 It's that they just want They just want to believe that. Yeah, 508 00:25:24.400 --> 00:25:27.400 but it's like, how did you get into this uh space, 509 00:25:27.440 --> 00:25:31.440 to where you started believing these people who obviously don't 510 00:25:31.480 --> 00:25:33.000 have any good intentions. 511 00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:35.680 We should we should make it more difficult for them 512 00:25:35.720 --> 00:25:38.079 to even be able to get food and have the means. 513 00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:41.000 If you see cashpertail with like a burger slap out 514 00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:42.960 of his hands, like you should. 515 00:25:43.119 --> 00:25:47.279 They shouldn't be able to like my problem, shouldn't be 516 00:25:47.279 --> 00:25:49.279 able to buy property, shouldn't be able to get medicine 517 00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:49.839 for themselves. 518 00:25:50.240 --> 00:25:52.359 They should have special hospitals for themselves only. 519 00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:54.599 I think I'm done. I'm done with them being They're 520 00:25:54.640 --> 00:25:57.359 not people. No, they're not a human to me. I'm 521 00:25:57.400 --> 00:26:00.599 pretty even even even their supporters, I'm starting to get 522 00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:02.200 like a little bit too jaded or I was like, oh, 523 00:26:02.200 --> 00:26:05.519 this isn't good to where, uh say, there was you know, 524 00:26:06.039 --> 00:26:07.960 a tragedy happened in Texas. 525 00:26:08.480 --> 00:26:10.559 You know there was a flood. 526 00:26:10.359 --> 00:26:12.839 And oh yeah there's a I hated it. Where's Moses? 527 00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:16.920 I hated by my initial reaction where I was just like. 528 00:26:17.160 --> 00:26:21.920 You mean, Noah whatever, Yeah, Moses didn't a flood. 529 00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:25.440 Yeah, I mean, I guess he got the ocean. 530 00:26:25.559 --> 00:26:27.160 The ocean is not a flood though, to I mean, 531 00:26:27.200 --> 00:26:29.119 it's still water, It's still a water bender. You could 532 00:26:29.240 --> 00:26:33.440 argue that part and put his little cane down and 533 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:37.000 it would have I'm just saying, Noah is the flood associated? Yeah, 534 00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:39.319 Moses versus Noah? Who got it? Oh? 535 00:26:39.359 --> 00:26:43.039 Man, Moses, Moses got it, Modes, I. 536 00:26:43.039 --> 00:26:48.759 Think because Noah just builds a boat. He was also waters. Yeah, 537 00:26:49.799 --> 00:26:51.960 support can you can you defeat him? Because I feel 538 00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:55.039 like I feel like by the time he finished building 539 00:26:55.039 --> 00:26:57.240 that ship, he was like nine hundred or something. Crazy 540 00:26:57.400 --> 00:26:58.200 he was. He was old. 541 00:26:58.240 --> 00:27:00.000 He was like you're thinking, like fourteen years something like that, 542 00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:02.640 like some sort of crazy fourteen years old. It was 543 00:27:02.680 --> 00:27:05.559 some sort of crazy, like it was not for some reason, 544 00:27:05.559 --> 00:27:08.400 it's fourteen and twenty one, sound right, But that Noah 545 00:27:08.519 --> 00:27:09.160 was fifteen. 546 00:27:09.839 --> 00:27:11.559 Noah was fifteen when he finished the arc. He was 547 00:27:11.559 --> 00:27:12.319 three when he started. 548 00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:17.359 So fake, So hey, no, did you know he only 549 00:27:17.400 --> 00:27:19.680 brought two of the clean animals? He brought two of 550 00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:22.240 the dirty animals in and seven of the clean You 551 00:27:22.279 --> 00:27:22.920 know that, right? 552 00:27:23.079 --> 00:27:23.799 I think I don't know. 553 00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:25.480 I think there's truth to the to the arc. I 554 00:27:25.519 --> 00:27:27.200 think he might have built this canoe and died with 555 00:27:27.240 --> 00:27:27.720 his wife in it. 556 00:27:30.920 --> 00:27:32.759 I think a long ass time ago people did big 557 00:27:32.920 --> 00:27:35.720 build build a big ass boat. But like, I don't 558 00:27:35.720 --> 00:27:37.400 know if it matters. 559 00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:40.519 Oh my bad. Uh So he was six hundred years 560 00:27:40.519 --> 00:27:42.400 old when he finished it. Excuse me start? 561 00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:45.680 I think he lived up to uh nine hundred though, 562 00:27:46.079 --> 00:27:47.720 So he finished the ARCT six hundre years old. He 563 00:27:47.759 --> 00:27:50.680 possibly started on four and eighty years old. And if 564 00:27:50.839 --> 00:27:53.920 the one hundred and twenty year period refers to that, 565 00:27:54.039 --> 00:27:55.279 so yeah. 566 00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:57.880 This is and this is this niggas depiction of years 567 00:27:57.960 --> 00:28:01.000 is wrong. It's probably like maybe like ninety eight, and 568 00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:05.119 he thought it was imagine entirely. I just think it 569 00:28:05.119 --> 00:28:06.960 didn't sounds translations. 570 00:28:06.960 --> 00:28:07.680 Can you imagine that? 571 00:28:08.279 --> 00:28:10.440 I feel like they just upped it, like what we do, 572 00:28:10.599 --> 00:28:13.920 like for you know, for people make a good story 573 00:28:14.240 --> 00:28:21.359 by just making things out insane and then and then listen, gentlemen, again, 574 00:28:21.480 --> 00:28:24.480 here we are talking about Cash Pittell and Dan, piece 575 00:28:24.519 --> 00:28:25.640 of ship, Jony or whatever. 576 00:28:26.599 --> 00:28:30.000 And it's like, why am I surprised people believe? It's 577 00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:31.400 like I keep getting slapped in the. 578 00:28:31.400 --> 00:28:34.440 Face literally animals that are only located on parts of 579 00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:36.799 the world. So I mean this nigga went all the 580 00:28:36.839 --> 00:28:42.519 way he got, brought them back to the Middle East, 581 00:28:43.279 --> 00:28:45.279 over got lions. 582 00:28:45.400 --> 00:28:49.599 All that, like penguins and polar bears coexisted together. 583 00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:52.680 I want us to be friends. They were dancing on there. 584 00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:58.240 They were dancing our little campfires. All the latest fucking 585 00:28:58.400 --> 00:29:03.240 fortnitey modes and stuff like game was crazy game called Fortnite. 586 00:29:03.359 --> 00:29:05.240 It's gonna be a game called Fortnite in a few 587 00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:06.079 thousand years. 588 00:29:06.440 --> 00:29:09.000 I should you not. It's gonna be fucking lucive as 589 00:29:09.039 --> 00:29:17.519 a motherfucker. That's you see a bear doing an acoustics, but. 590 00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:19.960 Then it just stands up and it starts fucking doing it. 591 00:29:21.920 --> 00:29:23.799 That's crazy, dude. 592 00:29:24.079 --> 00:29:28.839 Crazy. The Bible is good. I think we should reride 593 00:29:28.839 --> 00:29:29.240 the Bible. 594 00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:32.039 We should have been a great flood, but I think 595 00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:33.599 that part might have happened. I feel. 596 00:29:35.799 --> 00:29:39.400 Absolutely in the Mesopotamia era, like in like say, in 597 00:29:39.519 --> 00:29:42.279 the the Sumerian Ship, there's a flood. 598 00:29:42.440 --> 00:29:45.240 There's too many disparate accounts of like that happening for 599 00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:46.519 it to be completely it's. 600 00:29:46.359 --> 00:29:48.680 Just like like everything else, it's all fucking play dary, 601 00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:51.440 because why wouldn't you do Why would you not if 602 00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:55.079 you're if there's no consequences for your actions, I guess, 603 00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:56.359 and you're not creative. 604 00:29:57.400 --> 00:29:59.240 Just oh, this story is kind of cool. I'm gonna 605 00:29:59.279 --> 00:30:02.039 just it's a couple of why wouldn't you do that? 606 00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:03.480 What do you think was the first guy that walked 607 00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:05.039 into a temples? Like I'm finna a lot of these 608 00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:07.839 niggas like crazy to take all the power, like you think, 609 00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:09.680 like what do you like? What do you think that dog? 610 00:30:09.759 --> 00:30:09.880 Like? 611 00:30:10.039 --> 00:30:13.319 I imagine being the first guy to be like, wait 612 00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:14.000 a minute. 613 00:30:13.720 --> 00:30:16.599 That's crazy. I can lie and get whatever I want. 614 00:30:16.759 --> 00:30:19.039 Holy ship, Yeah, God wants me to deep dick your 615 00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:20.319 wife right now in front of you. 616 00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:25.200 I mean that's what the whole like zoos ship was currently. 617 00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:27.160 He was just like, hey, was good, I'm gonna turn 618 00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:30.680 into a bird fuck you fly away against gave him 619 00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:33.039 bird dick just like just I. 620 00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:36.480 Don't know you even think it would just like his birds. 621 00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:40.680 I'm a fan. You know, birds have intense organstics, way 622 00:30:40.680 --> 00:30:43.799 better than people do, better than that God exactly what 623 00:30:43.880 --> 00:30:47.400 it says. Then the Book of Zeus, the Book of Yeah, 624 00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:55.920 the Holy speaking of Zeus books. What about zoo books? 625 00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:59.440 Yeah, that's what I was saying. So I went to 626 00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:01.200 the zoo. I went to the San Diego Zoo. 627 00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:07.039 That fucking transition is crazy anyway, Free Epstein. He did 628 00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:11.480 nothing wrong, nothing wrong, and the trust Cash trust Funny, 629 00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:14.200 I agree with that he did nothing. I mean a court, 630 00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:17.039 and what am I going to just doubt my intelligence community, 631 00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:22.640 doubt government? Why would I I trust my government? Now? Yeah, 632 00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:27.000 come on, I think Karan was I ran it was 633 00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:30.119 ten minutes away from building a bomb. Yes, the ten 634 00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:32.160 minutes in counting, they didn't count it. 635 00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:34.680 Yeah, the motherfucker told me it was true, so I 636 00:31:34.720 --> 00:31:35.200 believe him. 637 00:31:35.400 --> 00:31:39.079 They called that short actor Tom Cruise. They got the 638 00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:43.359 bomb diffused. That's what the latest movie is about. Actually 639 00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:45.279 in real time, it's kind of crazy that they did that. 640 00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:49.720 They shot it. Yeah, so that's what's going on. And 641 00:31:49.759 --> 00:31:52.559 then Cash was like, hey man, good job. Now we 642 00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:55.400 got to go let the people know that Epstein is 643 00:31:55.440 --> 00:31:58.839 innocent and he died a hero and a patriot, and. 644 00:31:58.839 --> 00:31:59.799 Then Tom Cruise flies me. 645 00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:04.240 You know, it is fucking weird that, uh. Cash Purtel 646 00:32:04.319 --> 00:32:07.319 went on TV and said, after all this, the Epstein 647 00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:11.160 died a hero. Uh you know, he got a dangling 648 00:32:11.200 --> 00:32:16.240 from his man. Uh he did nothing wrong. And we 649 00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:17.720 thought he had a client list, but turns out it 650 00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:21.079 was literally just all of his shopping lists. We looked 651 00:32:21.079 --> 00:32:22.720 at it closer, and it turns out what we thought 652 00:32:23.039 --> 00:32:26.400 was Prince Harry and Prince Charles or whatever, turns out 653 00:32:26.680 --> 00:32:30.839 we misread it. It was actually just eggs and milk 654 00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:36.440 and supposed it's a complete grocery list. We're sorry for 655 00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:43.599 misleading you guys. Yeah, bye bye bro. 656 00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:48.359 I man I I wish I was a piece of 657 00:32:48.440 --> 00:32:50.200 ship because how easy. 658 00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:54.039 Would it be to just have an army, have unlimited money, 659 00:32:54.200 --> 00:32:57.359 manipulate people so like the stuff that they believe. I 660 00:32:57.400 --> 00:33:00.279 was just watching there's a guy named I think your 661 00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:04.160 trip if a YouTuber. He's just some like I don't know, 662 00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:06.440 this pale looking guy, looks a little weird, looks like 663 00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:09.920 he kills people, but he uh showed het. He's one 664 00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:12.119 of the true crime guys. And I was just looking 665 00:33:12.160 --> 00:33:15.119 at the QAnon conspiracy moms. 666 00:33:15.880 --> 00:33:20.279 Oh yeah, yeah, the q of moms, and like one 667 00:33:20.359 --> 00:33:23.759 of them killed this lawyer, you know, like because he was, 668 00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:27.039 you know, grifting her, and he's grifting all these people. 669 00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:28.559 And one of them is like, I can't trust him. 670 00:33:28.839 --> 00:33:31.400 He's actually with the state, killed this shit out of him, 671 00:33:31.799 --> 00:33:34.720 and it's just all this guy told a few lies 672 00:33:34.759 --> 00:33:37.680 that die for it, dude, And funny about it too. 673 00:33:38.279 --> 00:33:41.799 His wife was totally on board and believed his bullshit too, 674 00:33:42.119 --> 00:33:44.720 to where even when the core thing happened and it 675 00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:47.240 clearly this guy's not a real lawyer or anything, but 676 00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:51.519 she still like says to the fucking perpetrator, you know, 677 00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:52.880 like it's a shame you did this. 678 00:33:53.480 --> 00:33:54.440 He was helping you. 679 00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:58.279 And it's like Nigga, after the trial and knowing that 680 00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:00.759 this guy's not even licensed, you're like, oh, he was 681 00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:01.279 helping you. 682 00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:03.599 And like these people are so fried. 683 00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:06.440 And I'm like, imagine having these minions, Imagine having like 684 00:34:06.680 --> 00:34:09.119 go like go forth and collect money for me, you know, 685 00:34:09.199 --> 00:34:10.079 like pigeons and stuff. 686 00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:12.440 You can train them to like steel ship. I want 687 00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:14.000 to do that with people. I wish I wish it 688 00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:16.920 was like, I wish court was more fun. Oh, like, 689 00:34:16.960 --> 00:34:19.119 I wish you could. I wish you could be like, uh, 690 00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:22.880 like your lawyer could ask you like, hey, are you innocent? 691 00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:24.400 And you go yeah, and he's like, you're on her. 692 00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:31.679 Come on, there should be duels again. You're out of 693 00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:33.079 My client was going gombling mode. 694 00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:36.760 Trial by combat? Didn't the greasy fuck say that with 695 00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:37.840 the greasy black hair? 696 00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:46.760 Uh the lawyer Julian child by combat? Do you remember that? Oh? Yeah, 697 00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:50.360 at the at January sixth, I'm pretty sure that happened. 698 00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:52.400 It was something like that. I don't want to say 699 00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:54.760 that was that. I think it were rallied before or 700 00:34:54.920 --> 00:34:57.159 like a little I think you're right it was before 701 00:34:57.199 --> 00:34:58.920 it happened. I can't remember if it was on the 702 00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:00.400 day or if it was like slightly before, but it 703 00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:04.320 was definitely before. But yeah, trial, let's have trial by combat. 704 00:35:04.360 --> 00:35:05.719 He said that like a couple of hours I think 705 00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:09.480 before they stormed the capitol. I think that's real, which is, 706 00:35:09.599 --> 00:35:14.360 by the way wild, but I would have accepted it 707 00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:17.119 to him, sure, let's fight. Let let's go right now. 708 00:35:17.239 --> 00:35:18.559 Put him and put him in and bring in and 709 00:35:18.599 --> 00:35:20.599 bring in someone that can That is really good right 710 00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:23.000 before the riot. Yeah, was it on the day Let's 711 00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:25.840 have trial by combat? Ruby Giuliani, Yeah, Rudy Giuliani roused 712 00:35:25.880 --> 00:35:30.239 up crowd before riot. Yep, yeah, classic Save America rally. 713 00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:33.719 It was the same. Yeah, Yeah, that's crazy. Isn't that insane? 714 00:35:33.840 --> 00:35:34.280 That that was? 715 00:35:34.639 --> 00:35:36.480 I feel like the facts of these things are like 716 00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:40.119 they get like cloudy, yeah, in our memories or like 717 00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:43.559 we we misplaced them. But bro, that was Mayor Julie. 718 00:35:43.960 --> 00:35:46.119 That guy was on stage being like, let's have trial 719 00:35:46.159 --> 00:35:51.760 by combat moments before the insurrection. It's fucking insane. Yeah, 720 00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:55.519 it's all people to say that it's crazy. Yeah, yeah 721 00:35:55.639 --> 00:35:57.480 they didn't. The guy from Bard almost catch him trying 722 00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:00.599 to sleep put a kid, yeah something like that, right, Yeah, 723 00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:03.719 I was he like almost trying to take his pants 724 00:36:03.719 --> 00:36:08.639 off or some shit. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't put 725 00:36:08.679 --> 00:36:11.119 it past him. But there's a there's an argument to 726 00:36:11.159 --> 00:36:14.079 be made that it's like you kind of selectively edited that, 727 00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:17.760 which I could believe, But like, at the same time, 728 00:36:18.760 --> 00:36:22.239 you don't really deserve my goodwill, you know, or my 729 00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:24.400 fair Like I could see that being like, oh, you 730 00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:28.199 literally gave me a fucking mike that travels up my 731 00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:30.880 fucking leg. I got to adjust it. I could see 732 00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:32.599 that being true, but at the same time, fuck you, 733 00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:34.440 and I don't care to be charitable to you. Yeah, 734 00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:40.400 I just the thing is I all, like, the thing 735 00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:43.119 is true. I was gonna say, because the thing is 736 00:36:43.159 --> 00:36:46.239 that Giuliani specifically doesn't necessarily have a rap like that. 737 00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:49.559 He's more like, as far as I know, he's not 738 00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:51.920 like a creep creep in that way. He's just like 739 00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:52.480 a demon. 740 00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:57.119 I clearly remember him being a huge creep Giuliani. Ya, 741 00:36:57.360 --> 00:36:59.119 I remember that could be a hutet. I think that's 742 00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:01.079 one reason why he stopped running for the positions he 743 00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:01.360 was in. 744 00:37:01.880 --> 00:37:03.519 No, I think you're thinking at Cuoma. He might be 745 00:37:03.559 --> 00:37:06.920 thinking of Cuomo, but Cuomo specifically. 746 00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:09.039 Repeat offender. 747 00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:11.320 I love there's an AI video of Chris Cuomo being 748 00:37:11.400 --> 00:37:14.440 like or Andrew Cuomo. Sorry, not that it matters, but 749 00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:16.599 who gives a ship? 750 00:37:17.119 --> 00:37:17.239 Right? 751 00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:17.760 But uh? 752 00:37:18.440 --> 00:37:21.400 I think there's one thing of him being like, uh, 753 00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:25.559 there's an AI video of him going like when the 754 00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:28.960 people in New York made me step down for molesting 755 00:37:29.079 --> 00:37:33.639 a fucking Baker's done of women, A Baker's dozen of women, 756 00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:38.519 the way that he delivers fucking Bakers does it is 757 00:37:38.960 --> 00:37:42.679 crazy because it's like a it's ai but like it 758 00:37:42.800 --> 00:37:47.679 hits it, like damn, that's like really believable, A fucking 759 00:37:48.159 --> 00:37:49.360 Bakers doesn't. 760 00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:56.039 Yeah, he's making thirteen women Juan super sexual Assault and Harassment. 761 00:37:56.400 --> 00:37:59.840 Lowell got him. Yeah, so yeah, he's probably gonna try 762 00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:02.320 the but like you're it's dude, you can't. 763 00:38:02.440 --> 00:38:04.559 When you look at that motherfucker, you can't. You can't, 764 00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:08.079 especially with all the he's associated with Trump and all these. 765 00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:11.320 For sure, Like I mean, he also just he has 766 00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:16.159 the character design of like professor rape, like there's no there, 767 00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:19.719 like everything about Juliani screams to me, my sex men 768 00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:25.360 to me, to me, by miners, by byers, my miners, 769 00:38:27.800 --> 00:38:35.199 very rape. I'm a rapist. That's crazy. 770 00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:40.960 By rape, that's crazy. 771 00:38:41.280 --> 00:38:46.280 That I almost got me, almost got me, that I wasn't. 772 00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:49.400 I was not expecting trial by rape you any circumstances. 773 00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:51.480 I think we found a new title for this episode. 774 00:38:51.519 --> 00:38:54.639 Fellas absolutely absolutely fucking not. 775 00:38:54.880 --> 00:38:59.559 Oh my god, do you have anything else to say 776 00:38:59.559 --> 00:39:02.039 about this? I know you want to bring up Malania. Yeah. 777 00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:03.880 It didn't really fit into you know, it didn't really 778 00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:06.039 fit into I was looking for a place Yeah, no, 779 00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:06.519 it's fine. 780 00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:10.719 Milania. Milania and Trump did have sex for the first 781 00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:12.760 time on the Lowal Express, but like whatever, it's not 782 00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:15.199 a big deal. I just okay. 783 00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:18.440 I I think, like a scientist, we should do some 784 00:39:18.559 --> 00:39:25.800 control and try to live like conservatives and watch exclusively 785 00:39:25.840 --> 00:39:27.159 their content to see how. 786 00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:30.519 They can miss. Yeah, all of this, I can't extremely 787 00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:32.880 public information. What if we become hypnotized and we'd be 788 00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:33.960 can you imagine it? 789 00:39:34.119 --> 00:39:36.639 Somehow works? You're like, you're completely self aware, but it 790 00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:40.719 still works. Yeah, you're at a cute on rally you 791 00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:42.480 have sixteen guns and ship, like. 792 00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:48.280 What does happened? Every now and then? It's unfortunate too, 793 00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:52.000 because every now and then it's weird because I'll see 794 00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:54.599 some things on Twitter that are like, oh, this is 795 00:39:54.639 --> 00:39:58.159 a modern conservative talking point, but like it used to 796 00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:02.159 be the opposite. Like I specifically, I think I treated 797 00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:06.119 recently about like because I think before rush Hour, I 798 00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:08.960 don't remember on what service or what streamings, like whatever 799 00:40:09.000 --> 00:40:12.920 the fuck? Before rush Hour plays, there's like a kind 800 00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:15.199 of like a content warning that lets you know, like, hey, 801 00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:17.199 this was made in a time you're gonna see something 802 00:40:17.239 --> 00:40:19.920 that Yeah, so I saw it recently. I don't know 803 00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:22.360 if it happened recently, but I saw it recently and 804 00:40:22.440 --> 00:40:24.119 it was like kind of like a it was gaining. 805 00:40:24.599 --> 00:40:27.199 It was a trending like photo of like somebody being like, 806 00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:31.559 oh they put a fucking content warning before rush hour. Yeah, 807 00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:33.639 and I saw rush Hour for the first time recently. 808 00:40:33.679 --> 00:40:35.440 I was actually pretty surprised by like, oh, yeah, this 809 00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:41.800 is crazy. Yeah. I mean it's it's like it's a 810 00:40:41.920 --> 00:40:44.320 cop like, I don't know, it's not really offensive. It's 811 00:40:44.360 --> 00:40:47.000 just like, oh, that's it's surprising because you wouldn't see 812 00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:47.800 that today, you know what I mean. 813 00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:51.480 Yeah, but well it's much more than the first the 814 00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:55.079 other ones that like one is way more than two 815 00:40:55.159 --> 00:40:58.480 and three area, I think, way more the funniest. 816 00:40:58.119 --> 00:40:59.880 Because one was like, man, it is also the fun 817 00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:01.360 that's kind of the thing. 818 00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:04.199 So it's like, I'm gonna be real because I recently 819 00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:06.840 watched I think I recently watched all three of them. 820 00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:10.639 Two's my favorite, but I recently watched all three of them. 821 00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:13.559 And even because like there was a little break between 822 00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:17.639 the third one and but the fucking opening scene of 823 00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:23.760 uh of Chris Uh Carter. 824 00:41:23.119 --> 00:41:24.440 Chris Carter, Chris Tuger. 825 00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:27.519 His name is Carter in the yeah thing, he's just 826 00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:30.239 directing traffic and he pulls over these women and the 827 00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:32.599 ship that he's saying to especially the fat chick, it's 828 00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:33.239 it's crazy. 829 00:41:34.239 --> 00:41:36.800 I'm like, dude, what the fuck? Like it's it didn't 830 00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:38.760 really tote him down that much. Yeah. Yeah. But but 831 00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:41.280 the first one, the first one is so funny to 832 00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:44.280 me because there's a there's an element of that movie 833 00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:47.320 that really makes me mad. And I'm wondering, if you 834 00:41:47.400 --> 00:41:48.880 know what it is, what is the most annoying thing 835 00:41:48.920 --> 00:41:50.239 about Russia The First rush Hour? 836 00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:54.320 To you? It's almost annoying literally an Asian person in it. 837 00:41:54.360 --> 00:41:56.599 I don't know, I don't know. Maybe just to me, 838 00:41:56.719 --> 00:41:59.920 it's only it's Chris Tucker being way too loud his voice. 839 00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:02.840 He's a fair answers. The thing that really pisses me 840 00:42:02.880 --> 00:42:04.440 off about The First rush Hour is that they set 841 00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:10.079 up a bomb and it never goes off. And which 842 00:42:10.679 --> 00:42:12.800 in the First rush Hour? In which part would he 843 00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:14.679 at the end when he's like holding the bomb like 844 00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:17.440 he's like he's got like bombs strapped to him or something. 845 00:42:18.239 --> 00:42:21.519 The bomba the bomb FTA. They set it up and 846 00:42:21.599 --> 00:42:23.960 you're expecting, like, oh, some some crazy gonna go happen, 847 00:42:24.000 --> 00:42:25.519 and then he just lands in the water and then 848 00:42:25.519 --> 00:42:27.599 it just nothing happens. Oh, like you thought what he 849 00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:29.559 was gonna like explode, but I don't know. I thought 850 00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:31.159 it was I thought they were gonna find some way 851 00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:33.000 to blow it, Like, I don't know. It's like Chekhov's 852 00:42:33.039 --> 00:42:34.559 Gun to me, where it's like, why would you put 853 00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:36.119 a bomb in a movie? You're not gonna blow it up. 854 00:42:36.159 --> 00:42:39.239 I mean there's there was already explosions the opening scene, 855 00:42:39.280 --> 00:42:42.360 the C four explodes, but that comes out of nowhere 856 00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:44.760 with no what's his name, the henchman I can't remember 857 00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:48.320 his name, of the Asian with the dyed hair, he blows. 858 00:42:48.079 --> 00:42:53.800 Up the building because fucking the stupid the FBI or 859 00:42:54.679 --> 00:42:57.440 the FBI are so dude. The FBI is so retarded 860 00:42:57.480 --> 00:43:01.000 in that movie, where like even with his broken English, 861 00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:02.840 Jackie Chan's like, if you were. 862 00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:05.360 Asking for fifty million dollar, would you be in a 863 00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:05.960 building like that? 864 00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:07.840 Like he's trying to convince them to get out of 865 00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:09.559 the building because clearly it's a trap. 866 00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:12.880 Yeah, and then they blow up some fucking FBI agency 867 00:43:12.880 --> 00:43:13.559 because no ship. 868 00:43:14.199 --> 00:43:17.280 But then the thing that fucking guy tries to stroll 869 00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:19.960 out of the alley all casually. 870 00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:22.039 Like as if no one's gonna there's nobody around. 871 00:43:22.400 --> 00:43:24.480 It's late at night, it's not like there's this people 872 00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:25.920 walking around where you can blend in. 873 00:43:26.559 --> 00:43:28.480 He tried to a sad screen. 874 00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:35.599 With no one and then of course fucking Jackie Chan 875 00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:37.639 turns around immediately sees them, and then they have the 876 00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:41.800 chase and I'm like that part of the you're talking 877 00:43:41.800 --> 00:43:45.239 about that bar of the movie because that's it's it's 878 00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:45.880 so stupid. 879 00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:48.440 It makes me laugh. All right, man, blend in and 880 00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:52.039 you like pretend to be like talking to somebody, but 881 00:43:52.119 --> 00:43:55.599 there's nobody there. It's so funny. You gotta see you 882 00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:58.320 gotta see this. It is crazy. I remember noticing it's 883 00:43:58.360 --> 00:44:03.199 like he's basically whistling, like but yeah, there's like because 884 00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:06.599 there's a shootout and there's like a bomb bast and 885 00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:08.800 you're thinking like, oh, when's this thing gonna go off? 886 00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:10.320 And then it just kind of doesn't. I was just 887 00:44:10.599 --> 00:44:13.440 being like, all right, I guess kind of would I 888 00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:15.239 guess I didn't think because like, first of all, so 889 00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:17.440 young had it on? Is that when you want to 890 00:44:18.239 --> 00:44:20.320 well no, because they do take it off and then 891 00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:23.039 they they and then and then they puts on himself 892 00:44:23.079 --> 00:44:25.480 and then the bad guy takes it. Well, it doesn't 893 00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:25.719 take it. 894 00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:28.159 It rips off of Carter and then but sorry, sorry 895 00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:30.679 not Carter Jackie Chan Jackie Chan has it on. 896 00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:32.280 But then it's with him, and then I'm like, oh, 897 00:44:32.320 --> 00:44:34.119 they're gonna blow out the bad guys. It's gonna be sick. 898 00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:35.440 And then it No. 899 00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:37.800 But the only chance they would have had to do 900 00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:40.480 it is while what he was in the air falling. Yeah, 901 00:44:41.480 --> 00:44:49.079 so morbid, so he's gonna die and then sucking press. 902 00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:55.039 Come on, you're that's not awesome. No, Listen, if I 903 00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:57.079 was directing that movie, that's exactly what I would I 904 00:44:57.119 --> 00:45:00.559 want to campaign for an oscar. I would have had 905 00:45:00.559 --> 00:45:02.159 it be an accident too. I would have had like 906 00:45:02.239 --> 00:45:06.559 I would have had it and then just like accidentally 907 00:45:06.679 --> 00:45:08.039 pulled the trigger that it explodes. 908 00:45:08.119 --> 00:45:11.000 Listen, that's Bollywood type ship that I love. That's like 909 00:45:11.079 --> 00:45:14.480 the word unnecessary explosions. And I've watched some movies where 910 00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:18.480 there's cars that nothing. A car just creamed off a 911 00:45:18.559 --> 00:45:21.000 cliff still in mid air explodes. 912 00:45:24.599 --> 00:45:27.480 It's like it's like the bus launch and a speed yeah. 913 00:45:27.480 --> 00:45:34.719 Oh yeah, like it goes off a flat surface up. 914 00:45:36.119 --> 00:45:39.199 It's fucking crazy, but like Rush Hours kind of over 915 00:45:39.280 --> 00:45:42.880 the top already, Like it begins, like every every interaction 916 00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:45.320 in that movie begins with like people pulling guns on 917 00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:47.480 each other. It's hilarious, every single one of them. There's 918 00:45:47.519 --> 00:45:49.280 not a single one that doesn't start that way. And 919 00:45:49.440 --> 00:45:51.639 so like you're telling me it's like unreasonable to expect 920 00:45:51.639 --> 00:45:53.000 the guy to explode in the middle of the air 921 00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:54.320 with it, It's not unreasonable at all. 922 00:45:54.400 --> 00:46:00.800 It would have I am I didn't you say explosions 923 00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:02.960 Like if somebody's falling right and have an adequate enough 924 00:46:03.039 --> 00:46:06.360 space so the explosion doesn't touch the ground or any 925 00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:08.760 of the surface, will the explosion be sphercle. 926 00:46:10.280 --> 00:46:12.480 Yeah right, that's how force works. 927 00:46:12.559 --> 00:46:15.000 Yeah right, especially you know the way that things are 928 00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:17.480 usually designed to explode in all directions, Because I would 929 00:46:17.559 --> 00:46:19.679 just see somebody blow up and then like like be 930 00:46:19.840 --> 00:46:21.480 standing in an area where I can see this a 931 00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:24.639 sphere of light and be like WHOA, what the wait? 932 00:46:25.039 --> 00:46:27.920 Anyway, I bring this up just to say that, like 933 00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:29.719 I saw that trending recently. I was like, yeah, I 934 00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:32.079 think this. I think these things are kind of annoying, 935 00:46:32.320 --> 00:46:34.800 But I would take this. I would take the card, 936 00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:38.519 the content warning card over like over it not being gone, yeah, 937 00:46:38.519 --> 00:46:42.079 over or being gone, And people are like, oh what 938 00:46:43.519 --> 00:46:46.440 what about the third option where like you say fuck 939 00:46:46.559 --> 00:46:48.639 the people who are sensed. It was like okay, cool, great, 940 00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:52.440 are you the CEO of fucking Warner are you gonna 941 00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:54.880 do like it doesn't matter, Like yeah, I wouldn't care. 942 00:46:55.039 --> 00:46:57.159 I wouldn't be putting these things in front. I would 943 00:46:57.199 --> 00:46:59.400 be putting those things in front of very specific things 944 00:46:59.559 --> 00:47:03.000 things like bugs, bunny doing blackface or something that are 945 00:47:03.079 --> 00:47:05.119 like things are that are like meant to be for 946 00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:08.719 children that are like we might want to do something 947 00:47:08.719 --> 00:47:10.559 about that. Yeah, but like Rush Hour, like that's a 948 00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:12.719 that's a teenage like it's not a kid's movie. I 949 00:47:12.800 --> 00:47:14.480 think the problem. I think the thing is that if 950 00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:16.719 you have to remember I think it's rated R. Yeah, 951 00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:18.880 I'm pretty yeah, I'm pretty sure. Think I don't remember them. 952 00:47:18.880 --> 00:47:22.039 I think with radars, with with movies for adults and 953 00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:24.519 shows for adults what like, I think it's I think 954 00:47:24.559 --> 00:47:26.320 it's silly. I think adults are fucking. 955 00:47:26.119 --> 00:47:29.559 I think it's really funny because I think violence doesn't 956 00:47:29.559 --> 00:47:32.519 make some radar thing. Language does well. 957 00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:34.440 Violence absolutely does. I don't know what you're talking. I 958 00:47:34.440 --> 00:47:34.679 don't know. 959 00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:37.000 Well, I think I think it's the grotesque, like because 960 00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:39.000 in rush Hour you don't see people's bloods and brains 961 00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:41.000 and stuff like you say explosions. Well, so, I don't 962 00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:43.679 think they're rated AR movies. I could be wrong, but 963 00:47:43.719 --> 00:47:44.719 I'm pretty sure they're. 964 00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:47.239 Not rated R. I'm pretty sure they The third one 965 00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:48.000 is a radar movie. 966 00:47:48.000 --> 00:47:51.639 I know that. I'm only thinking so because I feel 967 00:47:51.679 --> 00:47:57.000 like there's enough language, and there's there's enough to mix 968 00:47:57.079 --> 00:47:58.800 it just to push it over the edge. I know 969 00:47:58.920 --> 00:48:04.159 there's stupid arbitray rules, like about PG thirteen one time, 970 00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:06.679 Like it's stupid, the rules. 971 00:48:06.480 --> 00:48:09.039 Like what what is that? It's fun? Oh god, you 972 00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:10.000 can only say it once? 973 00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:12.880 You gotta I think I think that's funny that that's 974 00:48:12.960 --> 00:48:14.679 like when you're you gonna use it? Yeah, I think 975 00:48:14.679 --> 00:48:16.639 it use your ultimate like what are you gonna use it? 976 00:48:17.119 --> 00:48:18.639 It's cute, but it's still stupid. 977 00:48:18.719 --> 00:48:22.400 It's can use Like is the N word? How many inwards? 978 00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:25.960 I think they're seventeen allowed in a PG movie And 979 00:48:26.880 --> 00:48:29.840 you're watching fucking land before time a little foot, this 980 00:48:30.039 --> 00:48:33.239 screams the hard R once that's crazy. He trips and 981 00:48:33.320 --> 00:48:38.320 scream into the words that he gets a vision of 982 00:48:38.400 --> 00:48:39.920 the future and says the N word, and they're like, 983 00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:41.480 what does that mean? Little No, I don't know, but 984 00:48:41.639 --> 00:48:43.039 I feel right, I don't know. 985 00:48:43.159 --> 00:48:45.480 It feels like I really should say it, though, but 986 00:48:45.599 --> 00:48:46.159 I want to. 987 00:48:46.679 --> 00:48:49.360 Oh no, no, it's it's PG. Thirteen. Yeah, the first 988 00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:51.519 one of them. At least that's what Google's telling me. 989 00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:54.440 He says nigga at least once in that movie. 990 00:48:54.519 --> 00:48:56.960 It's just nigga quite a bit because of that one 991 00:48:57.000 --> 00:48:58.920 scene in the bar where he's like, what's up, my nigga? 992 00:48:59.679 --> 00:49:00.960 How did you just say? 993 00:49:01.360 --> 00:49:04.039 He's all he says it again. He sees this guy's 994 00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:06.960 angry and like upset, what did you just say? And 995 00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:09.199 he's like, I'm just saying it again, even though this 996 00:49:09.239 --> 00:49:10.000 guy looks upset. 997 00:49:11.800 --> 00:49:16.599 What I But yeah, So like, it's funny because I 998 00:49:16.639 --> 00:49:18.239 see that stuff and I like, I agree with the 999 00:49:18.320 --> 00:49:21.280 sentiment of just like, yeah, come on, like we don't 1000 00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:24.239 need this everywhere. Sure, But at the same time, it's 1001 00:49:24.239 --> 00:49:27.639 so funny because that used to be like the whole 1002 00:49:27.719 --> 00:49:30.760 like censorship of media that used to be a conservative position. 1003 00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:34.159 It's still what I mean, and it still is, but 1004 00:49:34.320 --> 00:49:37.920 like it's posturing more as like oh, being anti censorship 1005 00:49:38.000 --> 00:49:40.039 is like it's posturing as a conservative thing, but no, 1006 00:49:40.159 --> 00:49:42.679 it's this is still a very like they co opted 1007 00:49:42.719 --> 00:49:45.639 that strategically. Well, it's annoying that the left co opted 1008 00:49:45.679 --> 00:49:47.800 the opposite, Like I don't know why you That was 1009 00:49:47.880 --> 00:49:49.920 crazy to me, Like when all this stuff was first happening, 1010 00:49:49.960 --> 00:49:52.039 where it's just like maybe we shouldn't. It's like, what, 1011 00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:56.039 there was a wind, this happened. I don't crazy. That 1012 00:49:56.320 --> 00:49:58.039 was you go from Carlin to that, you know, and 1013 00:49:58.320 --> 00:50:01.119 that was legitimate. That was the I reached my specials 1014 00:50:01.159 --> 00:50:03.920 finally fully. Oh god, I was like, whoa dude. 1015 00:50:04.679 --> 00:50:06.519 The only thing, the only thing I didn't like was 1016 00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:10.079 him saying the N word a few times. It was funny, 1017 00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:14.320 it was funny, and he is technically right, but that's 1018 00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:16.360 not a bit I would go on stage with, like, 1019 00:50:16.440 --> 00:50:17.800 as the White Man, I would not go on stage 1020 00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:18.119 with a bit. 1021 00:50:18.159 --> 00:50:20.079 I just would like, I don't know, I don't remember. 1022 00:50:20.239 --> 00:50:21.440 I don't remember the context. 1023 00:50:21.159 --> 00:50:23.559 Where he was like talking about how words have word 1024 00:50:23.599 --> 00:50:25.760 the context of a word matters the most, and I'm like, yeah, 1025 00:50:26.039 --> 00:50:28.800 of course, yeah, duh. Objectively it does matter the most. 1026 00:50:29.159 --> 00:50:32.039 He's like, why do you think that the N word? 1027 00:50:32.119 --> 00:50:34.079 Like that word in itself is not a terrible word, 1028 00:50:34.280 --> 00:50:35.559 but it's the context what it's used. 1029 00:50:35.599 --> 00:50:39.920 And I'm like, I you got me eighty five percent 1030 00:50:40.079 --> 00:50:43.320 away there. Well, that's objectively true. It's it's meaning. The 1031 00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:44.039 word means nothing. 1032 00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:48.960 I mean, if you if you just like, like, I agree, 1033 00:50:49.000 --> 00:50:51.480 but it's but then at that cont you should be 1034 00:50:51.519 --> 00:50:53.679 aware of the context of you saying it right now. 1035 00:50:54.119 --> 00:50:55.800 You know, though I do agree with him. I think 1036 00:50:55.800 --> 00:50:57.480 it's the idea of that, Like why do because obviously 1037 00:50:57.519 --> 00:50:59.079 bybven don't get offended when they say to each other. 1038 00:50:59.280 --> 00:51:00.800 You know, I'm not gonna called Derek and nigga he's 1039 00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:02.440 gonna jump over the table and trying to choke me 1040 00:51:02.559 --> 00:51:05.400 after death, you know. But it's like it's it's like, 1041 00:51:05.519 --> 00:51:07.599 I wouldn't. That's not a joke. I would go both 1042 00:51:07.639 --> 00:51:09.519 say like George, I agree with you. I agree with 1043 00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:13.159 you entirely. I think it depends on what I think 1044 00:51:13.239 --> 00:51:15.480 That word is fine in contact with the hard art 1045 00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:19.039 finding context where you make it very sure that one 1046 00:51:19.039 --> 00:51:21.079 of the person that's saying the word sucks. 1047 00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:25.639 Suck, they have to suck, like like how like the 1048 00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:28.599 fact that that a vacuum from telling Tabby's. 1049 00:51:29.960 --> 00:51:30.920 Why do you remember that? 1050 00:51:31.360 --> 00:51:34.000 What do you mean? What do you mean? 1051 00:51:35.239 --> 00:51:37.480 I asked him to his face, Why does he know 1052 00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:40.800 the name? I know that thing's name because I watched 1053 00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:45.719 Telly Tubby sort of recently. Wait, hold on, this just 1054 00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:49.480 got even weird. Wait my nephew, my nephews and my godson. 1055 00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:51.960 I was watching him and I put on and he 1056 00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:54.800 was like, I don't like this, Sure, buddy, I put 1057 00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:57.039 on fucking blue because that's clearly what he wants to watch. 1058 00:51:57.920 --> 00:51:59.920 Put on some dude blues. 1059 00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:03.559 It's all was not good. Never I never watched it. Never. 1060 00:52:03.760 --> 00:52:07.159 I just wanted the custard's custard. 1061 00:52:06.920 --> 00:52:07.719 The Tubby custard. 1062 00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:11.119 I don't see this guy. He's a big fan. Uh, 1063 00:52:11.559 --> 00:52:13.079 that's all. That's why you want. You put it on 1064 00:52:13.159 --> 00:52:14.599 for yourself, not for your nephew. 1065 00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:16.519 I was like, I remember this show. I think he 1066 00:52:16.639 --> 00:52:16.960 might like it. 1067 00:52:17.280 --> 00:52:25.159 You're what they call a tubhead, a tubster, all them 1068 00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:29.719 around like the fucking uh, the grateful, dead, crazy. 1069 00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:32.760 But like it's for so the idea of things like 1070 00:52:32.840 --> 00:52:34.719 that where it has to be like you have to 1071 00:52:34.760 --> 00:52:38.639 make sure it's vilified you know, so like Candy John, 1072 00:52:38.719 --> 00:52:41.559 Candy says that word he sucks. He's a piece of ship, 1073 00:52:41.639 --> 00:52:44.960 so it's fine, you know. Uh oh, it's being said 1074 00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:48.199 by fucking Samuel Jackson's character in Django he sucks. 1075 00:52:48.360 --> 00:52:50.960 You know. I think it's that context. You don't want. 1076 00:52:51.119 --> 00:52:52.360 You don't want, like, you don't want to hear all 1077 00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:54.079 of the story said. You don't want John still saying 1078 00:52:54.119 --> 00:52:56.440 that after he kills a dragon. You know what Jim 1079 00:52:56.800 --> 00:52:59.960 I do, but you shouldn't, you know, you don't want 1080 00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:03.840 like saying it, or like Captain America bad examples like 1081 00:53:03.920 --> 00:53:06.360 I do want to be don't to. 1082 00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:08.679 Do because we're sick, We're gonna want all these people 1083 00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:11.360 to say it. There's not a I can't think of 1084 00:53:11.400 --> 00:53:13.800 a single person in fiction or in real life that 1085 00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:16.079 I wouldn't want to see say that it's actually true. 1086 00:53:16.119 --> 00:53:18.119 I was trying to go through everything I don't like, 1087 00:53:18.360 --> 00:53:21.000 even if we're talking about the Dan Benjo, like all 1088 00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:23.559 those Danjo whatever. 1089 00:53:23.800 --> 00:53:25.480 I don't know his last doesn't the New. 1090 00:53:25.440 --> 00:53:27.239 Spider Man game when they fall off the sky, if 1091 00:53:27.280 --> 00:53:28.960 he said the N word as he bounced off the floor, 1092 00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:31.119 the Spider Man gets up and webs away. I think 1093 00:53:31.159 --> 00:53:33.559 that'd be the funniest thing ever. I'm like, oh wow, 1094 00:53:33.679 --> 00:53:36.760 he really is my favorite ever. But you know, it 1095 00:53:37.079 --> 00:53:37.960 needs all so different. 1096 00:53:38.000 --> 00:53:44.639 I get it. Carlin is a unique he's it very yeah, exactly, 1097 00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:46.880 but his concepts are all right though. I think at 1098 00:53:46.880 --> 00:53:49.079 the end of the day, your concepts like that's why 1099 00:53:49.119 --> 00:53:51.239 why did you bring him up? Because we're cooking with 1100 00:53:51.320 --> 00:53:51.719 something else. 1101 00:53:51.760 --> 00:53:53.760 Well, it's thinking of the idea of like the people 1102 00:53:53.880 --> 00:53:57.320 this the like censorship of words. You know, you need 1103 00:53:57.440 --> 00:53:59.320 to there needs to be context. Like I think if 1104 00:53:59.320 --> 00:54:02.280 you're reading, like if you're doing academic reading, say the 1105 00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:04.760 fucking in word, there shouldn't be I'm nervous, Like, no, 1106 00:54:04.960 --> 00:54:05.840 say the fucking in word. 1107 00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:09.079 It's fine, Yeah in that context, in the context you're 1108 00:54:09.079 --> 00:54:09.639 just reading. 1109 00:54:09.480 --> 00:54:11.679 In school, people would do they'd be weird about it, 1110 00:54:11.760 --> 00:54:13.519 like I don't want to say this, Like, dude, you're 1111 00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:14.519 reading something that. 1112 00:54:14.679 --> 00:54:16.920 So here's the thing. Would you would you would you 1113 00:54:17.760 --> 00:54:21.719 would you accept somebody who uh doesn't really want to 1114 00:54:21.719 --> 00:54:23.960 say it in an academic sense versus somebody who says 1115 00:54:23.960 --> 00:54:26.960 it and they they got like a look in their 1116 00:54:27.440 --> 00:54:30.679 well that they sucked and the context the context, you're like, 1117 00:54:30.760 --> 00:54:33.719 whoa you you enjoyed that way too much, buddy, and 1118 00:54:33.760 --> 00:54:35.280 then you might have to see him after your class 1119 00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:37.800 or whatever. Because I definitely said it in academic reading. 1120 00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:41.840 Of course you have to. I think it. I think 1121 00:54:41.960 --> 00:54:44.119 Huck Finn was the only thing I. 1122 00:54:44.199 --> 00:54:45.119 Think in college. 1123 00:54:45.159 --> 00:54:48.599 That's to say, remember college class, I remember said, I 1124 00:54:48.599 --> 00:54:53.760 remember we were reading one of the Halo novels. You 1125 00:54:53.880 --> 00:54:59.639 gotta say, who said says it? To uh Johnson to 1126 00:55:02.280 --> 00:55:06.559 lord Hood. It's just a throwaway fucking scene. 1127 00:55:06.519 --> 00:55:10.519 That like that, that moment in the book connects to nothing. 1128 00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:14.519 It's like, what then was this chapter? You guys have 1129 00:55:14.599 --> 00:55:16.239 seen that that talking the. 1130 00:55:16.320 --> 00:55:19.599 Video of uh No, you guys have seen the video 1131 00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:22.840 of the fallout three aliens saying the N word, right, Yeah, 1132 00:55:23.559 --> 00:55:27.880 when I showed you that, you look up, this is gonna. 1133 00:55:27.920 --> 00:55:31.400 I don't normally like, wait, no, I must, I just 1134 00:55:31.480 --> 00:55:34.159 don't look it up. Look it up, refresh your memory. 1135 00:55:34.559 --> 00:55:37.599 It's crazy. It is my favorite video ever. I think 1136 00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:39.519 this was brought up on the show many years ago. 1137 00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:42.840 Probably I brought it up on Sacred recently because I 1138 00:55:42.960 --> 00:55:45.840 was just like, yeah, you gotta see that. Colin was like, dude, 1139 00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:48.239 what is this, Colin? And it's not like I find 1140 00:55:48.280 --> 00:55:51.280 a video that, like I know will make Colin bus Yeah, okay, 1141 00:55:51.320 --> 00:55:54.079 I do remember this, do it? I want to hear 1142 00:55:54.119 --> 00:56:00.480 it again. It's so good there is. 1143 00:56:08.480 --> 00:56:11.800 Do you understand what that he fully grasps that he 1144 00:56:11.880 --> 00:56:15.320 fully grasp what that is? I mean there is if 1145 00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:17.559 you want to talk about lore wise, why it knows 1146 00:56:17.559 --> 00:56:18.000 the N word. 1147 00:56:18.159 --> 00:56:18.920 No, it's not that. 1148 00:56:19.000 --> 00:56:21.800 It's the idea that he slowed down time. So that 1149 00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:27.960 means that within that tiny, tiny window. 1150 00:56:27.840 --> 00:56:31.039 Between the bullet leaving the gun and entering the alien. 1151 00:56:33.400 --> 00:56:38.880 Sonic N word screams the Edward one last time he 1152 00:56:39.000 --> 00:56:41.039 had so man, he's gonna said love. He's gonna send 1153 00:56:41.039 --> 00:56:44.880 his wife's name Nward. Two syllables. He chose two syllables. 1154 00:56:45.559 --> 00:56:48.840 There's a lot of you got a man, dude, I love. 1155 00:56:48.920 --> 00:56:51.960 That's too many people like us like doing professional jobs 1156 00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:52.159 like that. 1157 00:56:52.320 --> 00:56:55.239 You know, yeah, just I think everyone kind of thinks 1158 00:56:55.280 --> 00:56:57.079 that stuff is funny. The problem is that some people 1159 00:56:57.159 --> 00:57:00.719 think it's funny because it's ridiculous, and some people but this, this. 1160 00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:02.280 Is what we're talking about, though, this is kind of 1161 00:57:02.320 --> 00:57:02.760 the subject. 1162 00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:06.400 That was the thing that was so weird about a 1163 00:57:06.480 --> 00:57:09.519 lot of people on the left trying to censor art 1164 00:57:09.599 --> 00:57:10.039 and stuff. 1165 00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:12.519 That was oh kind of you know. 1166 00:57:12.960 --> 00:57:15.800 It basically reminded me of like royalty, of like say 1167 00:57:15.920 --> 00:57:18.239 nobles and kings. That would be like we we can't 1168 00:57:18.360 --> 00:57:22.760 enjoy what peasants enjoy. So no toilet humor, no uh no, 1169 00:57:23.000 --> 00:57:27.400 derogatory slurs, no uh no, no big booties. 1170 00:57:26.960 --> 00:57:29.039 And big butts, and you know, just like cheap ship. 1171 00:57:29.519 --> 00:57:31.719 And I was like, this is weird. Why are you 1172 00:57:31.840 --> 00:57:35.960 acting like this, like sex negative fucking feminists? 1173 00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:36.840 What the hell have you? 1174 00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:41.440 Isn't that like an oxymoron? It feels like it's a weird. 1175 00:57:41.599 --> 00:57:43.960 Think the problem I think, I think the problem is 1176 00:57:44.519 --> 00:57:48.639 really weird. Well, like I say, always everything can, everything 1177 00:57:48.760 --> 00:57:51.440 gets solved, and everything is caused by white women. 1178 00:57:52.079 --> 00:57:54.239 Okay, it is. 1179 00:57:54.639 --> 00:57:57.239 It is a conundrum like no other. We don't need 1180 00:57:57.239 --> 00:58:00.360 to get into it. I know it's you know, I've 1181 00:58:00.400 --> 00:58:05.280 seen the pipeline videos of white You agree, you know, 1182 00:58:05.480 --> 00:58:07.440 you agree with what you're saying. I don't want to 1183 00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:09.880 get it exactly. You agree, You're scared, You're scared. You're scared, 1184 00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:10.440 you're scared, you. 1185 00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:11.400 Put scared at all. 1186 00:58:11.519 --> 00:58:13.239 It's just this is something that I feel like people 1187 00:58:13.280 --> 00:58:14.920 need to discover on their own and they don't need 1188 00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:15.800 to hear us discuss it. 1189 00:58:16.199 --> 00:58:19.320 Yeah, it's not I'm not scared. I'm frightened. I'm not scared, 1190 00:58:20.639 --> 00:58:26.960 idiot being being frightened and being forced to speak. 1191 00:58:27.159 --> 00:58:28.880 I've ever been like really scared and you had to 1192 00:58:28.960 --> 00:58:31.079 talk about ship and it's like, dude, I'm terrified. What 1193 00:58:31.239 --> 00:58:32.800 are we talking about stuff right now? 1194 00:58:33.239 --> 00:58:35.199 Yeah? I mean I used to. I used to have 1195 00:58:35.320 --> 00:58:38.000 like a crippling fear of like public speaking. Yeah. Really 1196 00:58:38.119 --> 00:58:40.159 I had a public speaking class in college. And I'm 1197 00:58:40.199 --> 00:58:42.639 not even joking. Like I went to the first class 1198 00:58:42.679 --> 00:58:44.400 and then I we had like a speech to give, 1199 00:58:45.199 --> 00:58:47.719 and then like I walked up to the door and 1200 00:58:47.800 --> 00:58:49.400 then I left and I never went back to the class. 1201 00:58:49.440 --> 00:58:52.400 Oh man, it was really bad, Like I couldn't do it. 1202 00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:54.119 I'm ter post week, No, I don't give a shit. 1203 00:58:54.960 --> 00:58:56.599 I'm really still speak. Yeah. 1204 00:58:56.880 --> 00:58:58.639 I was freaking out during Thrown Our Life. I was 1205 00:58:58.639 --> 00:59:00.440 actually I was having a panicantsack key. 1206 00:59:00.719 --> 00:59:05.679 But I kept it cool. Well that's true. He was 1207 00:59:05.800 --> 00:59:10.280 sick and then I fucking had a meltdown just been 1208 00:59:10.360 --> 00:59:12.599 there fucking like shucking in jiving, Like what else could 1209 00:59:12.639 --> 00:59:17.920 I do? It's always it's always yeah, I did both 1210 00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:20.440 of those shows too that day. Fu Yeah, so sick, 1211 00:59:20.519 --> 00:59:24.159 you were hurt. But the I mean, you're it's nerve 1212 00:59:24.199 --> 00:59:26.000 wracking to be up on stage in front of people 1213 00:59:26.119 --> 00:59:27.920 like that. That I don't think that ever goes away, 1214 00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:31.039 like it's it's nervous to be up you're but but 1215 00:59:31.159 --> 00:59:32.840 like it used to be, like it was genuinely like 1216 00:59:32.920 --> 00:59:37.039 I couldn't even like I could not even begin to 1217 00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:40.280 do it, like it was over. But being nervous in 1218 00:59:40.320 --> 00:59:41.599 front of you, I think, I think you're fine. 1219 00:59:42.719 --> 00:59:45.320 Wheneme, I'm the main focus with yeah you did fine, 1220 00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:48.599 freak out, there's always look that is like, like you said, 1221 00:59:49.360 --> 00:59:51.800 if you didn't, so you didn't appear to melt down. 1222 00:59:51.920 --> 00:59:54.679 So that that to me, that's fine because that's worse 1223 00:59:54.960 --> 00:59:56.599 what happens if I freak out? Why people got to 1224 00:59:56.639 --> 00:59:58.679 pay attention to me. So that's what scares me the most. 1225 00:59:58.719 --> 01:00:01.079 I'm like, oh my god, you lock in you. 1226 01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:05.000 I didn't have any opposite I'm a circle of nervous 1227 01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:07.519 and it just turns out. See. The thing for me 1228 01:00:07.639 --> 01:00:09.960 is that like it would be my I feel like 1229 01:00:10.000 --> 01:00:12.480 my brain would work in the opposite direction, where like 1230 01:00:13.480 --> 01:00:17.360 I would be so afraid of like stuttering my words 1231 01:00:17.400 --> 01:00:19.079 and then just like locking into a moment of just 1232 01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:22.440 like and everybody notices that, Like I feel like I 1233 01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:24.719 can't help it be so curious about what that moment 1234 01:00:24.760 --> 01:00:25.079 looks like. 1235 01:00:25.400 --> 01:00:28.519 And you're such a peculiar person because your brain is like, oh, 1236 01:00:28.599 --> 01:00:30.719 that's interesting, let's go fuck with this thing that probably 1237 01:00:30.719 --> 01:00:33.320 shouldn't happen. Like if you, like, if you saw a 1238 01:00:33.440 --> 01:00:35.280 fucking dog on the side of a road and it 1239 01:00:35.360 --> 01:00:36.920 had like a rope attached to the back of it 1240 01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:39.360 in a place that shouldn't be, you'd be like, oh, interesting, 1241 01:00:39.400 --> 01:00:42.199 maybe I should follow this clear bait to where it 1242 01:00:42.360 --> 01:00:44.480 is to whoever this thing is just gonna get me. 1243 01:00:44.519 --> 01:00:46.440 And it's like, no, it would bother me never to 1244 01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:49.760 It would bother me to never know, you know. I 1245 01:00:49.840 --> 01:00:52.400 think the funnel for me would be like, how could 1246 01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:55.039 it possibly be if I fuck up on stage? Like, 1247 01:00:55.159 --> 01:00:55.679 let's see. 1248 01:00:56.039 --> 01:00:58.199 The funny thing for me is thinking about what it 1249 01:00:58.239 --> 01:00:59.920 would be not knowing it. I don't need to know 1250 01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:02.639 what that is. Yeah, I get I don't need to either, 1251 01:01:02.719 --> 01:01:04.519 But like I've looked that pistols and be like I 1252 01:01:04.599 --> 01:01:06.199 wonder what happens why I pulled the trigger and blow 1253 01:01:06.239 --> 01:01:08.519 my brains out. You know. I like the idea of 1254 01:01:08.559 --> 01:01:08.920 thinking of. 1255 01:01:09.039 --> 01:01:10.920 You see the fucking did you see that? Two A 1256 01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:13.559 stream that blew his hand off on the fourth of 1257 01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:17.880 July before. There's a video it's this guy named four extra. 1258 01:01:18.840 --> 01:01:19.599 I never heard of him. 1259 01:01:19.719 --> 01:01:20.119 Was that real? 1260 01:01:20.239 --> 01:01:22.880 He got five less? But there was a he was 1261 01:01:22.920 --> 01:01:27.320 associated with somebody, right, I saw a I saw. Look, 1262 01:01:27.320 --> 01:01:30.119 I don't know if it's four you pronounce the way 1263 01:01:30.159 --> 01:01:33.480 you spell it is four x t R. I A okay, 1264 01:01:33.679 --> 01:01:36.360 but uh, but yeah, he blew his fucking hand off 1265 01:01:36.480 --> 01:01:38.199 on the fourth of July. And there's a video of 1266 01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:42.480 him before, like juggling these like unlabeled fireworks. Oh is 1267 01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:45.119 that real? Look? So I don't know if it's real. 1268 01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:48.159 I will say the video that not the video. The 1269 01:01:48.239 --> 01:01:51.000 photo that I saw of his mangled hand is pretty 1270 01:01:51.039 --> 01:01:54.400 fucking convincing. Oh shit, so this is I I did see? Uh? 1271 01:01:54.639 --> 01:01:57.239 I call this guy. We've done with the nineties. He 1272 01:01:57.400 --> 01:01:58.960 just all he does a ship on Michael Jordan. 1273 01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:05.079 It's it's he's he's too entertaining to not like because 1274 01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:06.800 I don't even agree with him half of the time. 1275 01:02:06.880 --> 01:02:08.599 He's just too entertaining. To not follow. 1276 01:02:09.000 --> 01:02:12.599 He's just his former NBA player or I think he 1277 01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:14.920 either he was either in the NBA for a little 1278 01:02:14.920 --> 01:02:16.639 bit or not. I can't remember way back in the day. 1279 01:02:16.960 --> 01:02:18.800 You know, he doesn't talk about how basketball is way 1280 01:02:18.840 --> 01:02:21.519 better now and how Lebron James is way better than 1281 01:02:21.639 --> 01:02:24.280 like he said, Lebron James completely sucks and I mean, sorry, 1282 01:02:24.320 --> 01:02:26.840 Michael Jordon completely sucks and like he called, he just 1283 01:02:26.960 --> 01:02:27.840 it's so funny. 1284 01:02:27.920 --> 01:02:30.599 It's it's way too extreme. It's not even like intelligence. 1285 01:02:30.599 --> 01:02:33.679 But yeah, anyway, so he just so I guess he's 1286 01:02:33.679 --> 01:02:38.119 associated with the No Jumper that that guy that sucks and. 1287 01:02:38.239 --> 01:02:41.440 Oh yeah that happened to this dude. And I didn't. 1288 01:02:41.440 --> 01:02:43.000 I was just like, I don't that's that guy. I 1289 01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:46.400 was like, UFC motherfucker anytime of the day. And yeah, 1290 01:02:46.440 --> 01:02:47.039 he's really done. 1291 01:02:47.920 --> 01:02:51.840 Yeah dude, right, I didn't assume you knew him just 1292 01:02:51.880 --> 01:02:54.519 because he was black. I'm not. You see him, he's 1293 01:02:54.559 --> 01:02:54.920 in the picture. 1294 01:02:54.960 --> 01:02:56.679 Yeah, guy's jackass. 1295 01:02:57.440 --> 01:03:00.280 He well he must be. I hope it's whatever. You 1296 01:03:00.400 --> 01:03:02.960 blow your hand off, you must be a no. 1297 01:03:03.679 --> 01:03:04.960 What makes it so funny to me is that I 1298 01:03:04.960 --> 01:03:07.039 remember because he was on No Jumper and and Adam 1299 01:03:07.079 --> 01:03:09.199 twenty two being a fucking sniffling bashard he gets. He 1300 01:03:09.280 --> 01:03:11.159 was like, you're really out of your thing. You could 1301 01:03:11.159 --> 01:03:12.599 beat up and you She's like you have to fucking 1302 01:03:12.639 --> 01:03:15.079 in UFC fighter, and it's like, dude, what are you 1303 01:03:15.159 --> 01:03:15.639 talking about? 1304 01:03:15.679 --> 01:03:18.840 Not anymore? That's true, that's true. Let's see, like do 1305 01:03:18.960 --> 01:03:20.599 what chat GPT says. 1306 01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:24.679 Uh No four extra did not blow his entire handoff, 1307 01:03:24.760 --> 01:03:27.519 but he did the saying a severe and very real injury, 1308 01:03:27.719 --> 01:03:30.039 according to multiple credible stories reported in July four and 1309 01:03:30.039 --> 01:03:32.840 then it's okay, yeah, if I were exploded in his hand, 1310 01:03:34.599 --> 01:03:37.000 The Jumper founder attitude to clarified that he lost only 1311 01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:37.559 two fingers. 1312 01:03:38.360 --> 01:03:40.880 Well, head, that's kind of what I'm saying. 1313 01:03:40.880 --> 01:03:43.480 It's like it's he blows his hands off, like there's 1314 01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:45.960 it's like it it was like like thunder. 1315 01:03:48.119 --> 01:03:52.719 Cheese. It's like when you put the things like bananas, dude, 1316 01:03:52.920 --> 01:03:56.360 like banana. The photo of it looks crazy. There's a 1317 01:03:56.400 --> 01:03:59.239 photo of him just like, oh, it's like it's pretty. 1318 01:04:00.199 --> 01:04:03.280 It's gory, but it's obscured enough and it's not like 1319 01:04:03.400 --> 01:04:05.039 high deaf enough that I think you could look at 1320 01:04:05.039 --> 01:04:07.519 it without getting sick. But like it's just like you 1321 01:04:07.599 --> 01:04:09.880 could tell it's all twisted and you're like you, how 1322 01:04:10.079 --> 01:04:12.840 are you this stupid? It's so easy to not blow 1323 01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:14.039 your hand off with fireworks. 1324 01:04:14.039 --> 01:04:15.880 Its so easy to not play the fireworks. 1325 01:04:16.119 --> 01:04:19.159 There's that too, saying it's I'm being honest. I don't 1326 01:04:19.280 --> 01:04:20.440 care about fireworks. 1327 01:04:20.480 --> 01:04:21.119 I don't give a fuck. 1328 01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:23.519 I when I was a kid, I would be like, 1329 01:04:23.599 --> 01:04:26.800 they look cool, it's too fucking loud, And then now 1330 01:04:26.880 --> 01:04:31.000 I just it's like we were in a downtown uh 1331 01:04:31.719 --> 01:04:34.440 Long beach last year, just because it just worked out 1332 01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:35.880 that way. This time, I was just not my buddy's 1333 01:04:35.880 --> 01:04:39.320 a barment, just grilling. But I didn't. Yeah, I kind of, oh, afterthought, 1334 01:04:39.360 --> 01:04:41.119 I'm just hearing dogs freak out, you know. 1335 01:04:41.239 --> 01:04:44.199 Yeah, I was just hearing dogs. Dogs sound like fucking 1336 01:04:44.320 --> 01:04:45.679 howler monkeys or whatever. 1337 01:04:45.880 --> 01:04:47.519 That's the kind of thing. That's the thing about firewors 1338 01:04:47.519 --> 01:04:51.039 abused me is that like I can't. It's always annoying 1339 01:04:51.079 --> 01:04:56.480 because it upsets the dogs. They get crazy. Yeah, do 1340 01:04:56.480 --> 01:04:59.519 you ever shoot them at him? Fireworks at a dog? 1341 01:04:59.639 --> 01:05:01.199 Yeah, that's not my dogs. 1342 01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:03.039 No, not my dogs. 1343 01:05:03.559 --> 01:05:05.599 I only care about it because his birthday, So like 1344 01:05:05.639 --> 01:05:07.280 the reason we go for we go through July, we 1345 01:05:07.599 --> 01:05:09.239 hang out and then we always look at the fireworks 1346 01:05:09.239 --> 01:05:10.000 because it's like, oh, it's like. 1347 01:05:10.280 --> 01:05:12.679 That makes sense, that's great. It's like a great like 1348 01:05:13.199 --> 01:05:16.159 little double dipping. You can just hey, you already know 1349 01:05:16.239 --> 01:05:18.280 you're gonna see some fireworks. I don't think of anything 1350 01:05:18.320 --> 01:05:18.719 too clever. 1351 01:05:18.960 --> 01:05:22.039 You pretend like you planned it. Yeah, I made the 1352 01:05:22.119 --> 01:05:27.800 nation do this for you, for you, lily, what you 1353 01:05:27.840 --> 01:05:28.039 called it. 1354 01:05:28.079 --> 01:05:29.519 So we did that when we have to say nicos, 1355 01:05:29.760 --> 01:05:31.800 we saw a baby giraffe that was born the day 1356 01:05:31.880 --> 01:05:34.519 we got there. It was already walking. It's fucking freaky. 1357 01:05:34.639 --> 01:05:36.199 And they walk off silly because they're not used to 1358 01:05:36.239 --> 01:05:36.719 walking yet. 1359 01:05:38.079 --> 01:05:43.840 Have who's already it didn't it don't grow them like horses. 1360 01:05:43.960 --> 01:05:47.440 Horses don't start walking immediately, all right, They walk up 1361 01:05:47.519 --> 01:05:49.400 like suck for the fucking giraffe. 1362 01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:54.960 That's who's they're probably they're probably softer, probably softer than 1363 01:05:55.000 --> 01:05:56.159 regular like. 1364 01:05:56.519 --> 01:06:00.079 Crunch him easily. They're probably so good, probably so and 1365 01:06:00.119 --> 01:06:01.039 your juicy. 1366 01:06:03.000 --> 01:06:06.000 Drafts are so big it's crazy, like like knowing their 1367 01:06:06.039 --> 01:06:08.599 biggest one thing. Seeing them up close again is like, oh, 1368 01:06:08.679 --> 01:06:12.000 these things are enormous, Like they could definitely reach over 1369 01:06:12.119 --> 01:06:14.000 the fence where they have man grab somebody throw them 1370 01:06:14.039 --> 01:06:16.880 in like draft. No, it's not worth it. 1371 01:06:17.360 --> 01:06:18.079 It's just not worth it. 1372 01:06:18.159 --> 01:06:19.440 You don't you don't think you can get in a 1373 01:06:19.480 --> 01:06:21.800 good few shots and then I can hit it twice, 1374 01:06:22.079 --> 01:06:24.199 like you know, while it's like slamming its head down 1375 01:06:24.239 --> 01:06:25.679 at you just do it upper because. 1376 01:06:25.559 --> 01:06:30.760 Grab its horn and they got to toggle fucking because 1377 01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:33.960 like imagine riding one, you can't. They're slopes, so you 1378 01:06:34.039 --> 01:06:35.760 get on it, you would just slide the fun off 1379 01:06:35.800 --> 01:06:39.280 of So it's like they're fucking cool. We saw pandas. 1380 01:06:39.360 --> 01:06:42.199 Pandas are the fucking laziest things ever. It's insane. They 1381 01:06:42.239 --> 01:06:42.880 don't move, they. 1382 01:06:42.840 --> 01:06:46.719 Come on, you're you're you're real. I'm I'm more active 1383 01:06:46.760 --> 01:06:48.599 in a panda, and that's crazy. I'm quite a bit 1384 01:06:48.639 --> 01:06:50.599 more active than a panda. Yeah, I mean, of course 1385 01:06:50.800 --> 01:06:57.280 they're insanely they don't also in captivity, sotivity. It's chilling. 1386 01:06:58.119 --> 01:07:02.519 They like almost killed themselves by not fucking yeah, they're 1387 01:07:02.559 --> 01:07:04.719 just not horny anymore. It's crazy. They just don't. What 1388 01:07:04.800 --> 01:07:06.559 do they do? What did the Chinese do to them 1389 01:07:06.920 --> 01:07:09.559 to where they just have no urged? What if they're 1390 01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:12.840 just okay? So hear me out what if you look, 1391 01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:16.400 it's gonna I'm gonna go for whatever. What if they're 1392 01:07:16.599 --> 01:07:21.320 just not into Asians at all and being surrounded by 1393 01:07:21.400 --> 01:07:24.159 Chinese people just turns them off real hard, like as 1394 01:07:24.199 --> 01:07:26.519 a concept, like as a concept, like if they were 1395 01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:32.840 around like other normal whoa whoa around like just every 1396 01:07:32.960 --> 01:07:33.679 other person. 1397 01:07:33.840 --> 01:07:37.599 Look, look, look, look, look you guys looking on me 1398 01:07:37.760 --> 01:07:40.800 all the time about being racist that all the time 1399 01:07:41.079 --> 01:07:41.760 I'm listening to the. 1400 01:07:41.800 --> 01:07:46.119 Dan Bongino Super Cut Hour or whatever you guys all 1401 01:07:46.159 --> 01:07:46.519 the time. 1402 01:07:46.880 --> 01:07:51.119 Yeah, yeah, I say, dumb ship right, but this is insane? 1403 01:07:51.280 --> 01:07:53.679 Do you guys think that's possible? And then what Derek 1404 01:07:53.760 --> 01:07:56.199 goes on is like what did what what name did 1405 01:07:56.280 --> 01:07:58.800 you say? Steinberger or something like. 1406 01:07:58.880 --> 01:08:02.480 The Golden Eh? Like that's well, look, look, I like 1407 01:08:02.559 --> 01:08:04.519 how I know what. I know what he's doing right now. 1408 01:08:05.159 --> 01:08:06.400 He's trying to, like trying to. 1409 01:08:09.039 --> 01:08:12.519 I'm trying to clear my good until you brought up 1410 01:08:12.559 --> 01:08:14.400 the whole Golden thing, and I'm like, but you're wanting 1411 01:08:14.440 --> 01:08:17.880 to talk with that, you mean exactly exactly what I mean? 1412 01:08:18.640 --> 01:08:21.039 No problem if he if he stuck to the Asian stuff, 1413 01:08:21.079 --> 01:08:23.000 that would have been good. You have no problem with 1414 01:08:25.279 --> 01:08:33.680 I think Israel should let's stop. Oh David Draymond got yeah, 1415 01:08:33.760 --> 01:08:37.079 so real, Yeah, so he went there, tone deaf? Whoever 1416 01:08:37.199 --> 01:08:40.000 invited him? I think Dave Grohl set up the whole 1417 01:08:40.319 --> 01:08:43.800 ozy Osbourne last concert or whatever. Oh yeah, yeah, so 1418 01:08:44.399 --> 01:08:46.680 he I guess I'm assuming he invited David right now. 1419 01:08:46.720 --> 01:08:48.239 To be fair, I don't know if he invited him 1420 01:08:49.000 --> 01:08:51.640 before he signed the bomb, you know what I mean, 1421 01:08:51.680 --> 01:08:52.000 I don't know. 1422 01:08:52.159 --> 01:08:54.880 That was a while ago. That was a while while ago. 1423 01:08:55.279 --> 01:08:57.680 So the thing is, I feel like that's the reason 1424 01:08:57.720 --> 01:08:59.239 why people hate him right now. 1425 01:08:59.479 --> 01:09:01.159 If you go to any comment session that has to 1426 01:09:01.199 --> 01:09:04.000 do with David Draymond or Disturbed, it's just all about. 1427 01:09:04.079 --> 01:09:06.840 I think it's probably like at that point you kind 1428 01:09:06.880 --> 01:09:09.880 of like, I don't know, man, you just we'll get 1429 01:09:09.920 --> 01:09:11.439 him over here. We'll see what the audience does to 1430 01:09:11.520 --> 01:09:13.439 him whatever the lead part of the show. That's what 1431 01:09:13.720 --> 01:09:14.960 you know. He did. So he showed up. 1432 01:09:15.000 --> 01:09:17.359 He starts on the stage and people start bullying him, 1433 01:09:17.720 --> 01:09:20.279 especially because it's in the UK, right I think they're 1434 01:09:20.319 --> 01:09:24.600 in Birmingham and it's like, dude, they're especially tired. This 1435 01:09:24.800 --> 01:09:27.800 is such a They had that one guy at I 1436 01:09:27.840 --> 01:09:30.119 don't know what show it was, but he started chanting 1437 01:09:30.439 --> 01:09:32.000 death to I think it was I think it was 1438 01:09:32.119 --> 01:09:34.000 U some fast. 1439 01:09:34.159 --> 01:09:37.880 Oh yeah, Bobby Violin or something, something violent or something, 1440 01:09:39.199 --> 01:09:42.840 and then like his name is. 1441 01:09:56.039 --> 01:10:03.239 You're not so I myself don't. He's such a pig 1442 01:10:03.359 --> 01:10:05.039 fuck of a bitch person. 1443 01:10:06.760 --> 01:10:07.560 Person is crazy. 1444 01:10:07.600 --> 01:10:10.520 He's just such a he's such a him more than 1445 01:10:10.600 --> 01:10:14.159 a lot of the like conservative like grifters, because they're 1446 01:10:14.359 --> 01:10:19.199 just they just they just keep staying in their lane 1447 01:10:19.319 --> 01:10:22.800 being horrible. Pears tries to pretend like, yeah, oh no, 1448 01:10:22.920 --> 01:10:25.279 I agree with you, but then out of nowhere he 1449 01:10:25.359 --> 01:10:28.239 brings up don't you think it's mean to say something 1450 01:10:28.279 --> 01:10:32.399 about the poor like he'll do. I'm like, it's he's 1451 01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:35.720 such a he's such it's like he's a bust on 1452 01:10:35.760 --> 01:10:40.079 the bathroom floor dog like he's just he just like 1453 01:10:40.159 --> 01:10:42.159 someone came in the corner of a shower and was like, 1454 01:10:42.239 --> 01:10:44.880 your truck stops, put a suit on it and give 1455 01:10:44.880 --> 01:10:49.199 it as just like that guy makes me so angry. 1456 01:10:49.359 --> 01:10:51.159 Issue is that he tries to play the role of 1457 01:10:51.199 --> 01:10:53.960 a moderator, basically like he tries to like moderate, but 1458 01:10:54.000 --> 01:10:56.680 then he also takes a side while he's moderating, so 1459 01:10:56.720 --> 01:10:58.880 it's just like, what are you even doing? Yeah, this 1460 01:10:59.039 --> 01:11:03.319 is he's moderate wishy washing and like not committed to anything. 1461 01:11:04.119 --> 01:11:07.039 But do your favorite hold your hold your hold that 1462 01:11:07.199 --> 01:11:11.000 can real quick? What are we are? We brought you, 1463 01:11:11.159 --> 01:11:15.439 budd Jesus Christ. He tried to knock it out. 1464 01:11:16.319 --> 01:11:17.840 I don't know how you thought that was gonna work. 1465 01:11:18.039 --> 01:11:21.039 I was not gonna be able to punch Knoe's no. 1466 01:11:21.079 --> 01:11:22.800 No want. I wanted to punch it without knocking the 1467 01:11:22.840 --> 01:11:24.720 can over, actually because I felt like I was gonna 1468 01:11:25.039 --> 01:11:27.720 hit it and then it was gonna spill. Yeah, had 1469 01:11:27.760 --> 01:11:29.560 the potential, there's a little bit. Yeah, I didn't want 1470 01:11:29.560 --> 01:11:31.239 to spend any of that agree, but that didn't happen. 1471 01:11:31.279 --> 01:11:31.920 That would have sucked. 1472 01:11:32.399 --> 01:11:38.680 Yeah, he should he should not he should he should 1473 01:11:38.720 --> 01:11:40.560 sit down on his chair, but then it gets caught 1474 01:11:40.680 --> 01:11:42.279 up his asshole and he has a whole chair of 1475 01:11:42.359 --> 01:11:43.000 his asshole and dies. 1476 01:11:43.399 --> 01:11:46.079 He fits the chair around his he fits his asshole 1477 01:11:46.159 --> 01:11:46.840 around the chair. 1478 01:11:47.159 --> 01:11:50.279 He sits down too fast, and he doesn't crazy. 1479 01:11:50.840 --> 01:11:55.960 That's like he has such a cavernous, loose asshole that 1480 01:11:56.119 --> 01:11:59.479 he sits on the chair and it naturally just folds 1481 01:11:59.600 --> 01:12:04.000 up in to himself. I've appeared to and completely swallowed 1482 01:12:04.079 --> 01:12:07.880 my chair hole with my hus Anyway, don't you feel 1483 01:12:07.920 --> 01:12:11.920 bad about the audio of soldiers like the people to. 1484 01:12:12.239 --> 01:12:15.199 Imagine asking imagine asking a human. 1485 01:12:15.359 --> 01:12:26.720 Step supporting Isra. I love the idea, everybody. Oh my god, 1486 01:12:26.800 --> 01:12:32.399 the whole entire concert Black Salmond song songing about they 1487 01:12:32.439 --> 01:12:37.279 love Israel. Oh my god, killing ballast. 1488 01:12:42.199 --> 01:12:48.439 Did I mention that I like it? I like killing 1489 01:12:48.880 --> 01:12:53.000 balesting over and over, that's. 1490 01:12:52.840 --> 01:12:53.840 The whole song. 1491 01:12:55.119 --> 01:13:01.800 Gets up and starts running around the six guy. He 1492 01:13:02.000 --> 01:13:02.560 stands up. 1493 01:13:05.119 --> 01:13:10.159 He's a young gay, he's rejuvenated. He's twenty eight again. 1494 01:13:10.439 --> 01:13:14.880 It's like, oh my god, loving Israel makes you younger. 1495 01:13:15.159 --> 01:13:20.359 There's a literally magic, literally magic. We gotta love this kid. 1496 01:13:20.560 --> 01:13:33.479 Damn. He is fucking spinning, whirling, dude. He's doing it 1497 01:13:33.640 --> 01:13:33.960 so much. 1498 01:13:34.039 --> 01:13:36.640 You're seeing like a little wind streams around him. You're 1499 01:13:36.680 --> 01:13:39.520 like something's happening, something magicals happening. 1500 01:13:39.600 --> 01:13:42.279 If you froze the image of him spinning, it would 1501 01:13:42.359 --> 01:13:43.680 look crazy. 1502 01:13:43.840 --> 01:13:45.920 He would look he'd have a face in every direction, 1503 01:13:46.920 --> 01:13:50.000 like his eye would be like this, this big, like 1504 01:13:51.159 --> 01:13:52.000 he would be shaped. 1505 01:13:52.039 --> 01:13:54.880 He would be shaped like this, he'd have several mouths. 1506 01:13:57.880 --> 01:14:08.279 Stop sits down, now, I will play Iron Man. He 1507 01:14:08.439 --> 01:14:27.520 rides like the lights on his head, calling forces and fouls. 1508 01:14:33.600 --> 01:14:38.520 Everyone's going crazy the crowd. The crowd is wailly. 1509 01:14:39.439 --> 01:14:42.960 They well got a frequency that's harding making planes fall 1510 01:14:43.039 --> 01:14:43.479 out the sky? 1511 01:14:46.119 --> 01:14:47.279 Is he Israel's born? Now? 1512 01:14:55.760 --> 01:14:58.640 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. By 1513 01:14:58.760 --> 01:14:59.600 fucking lights. 1514 01:15:00.199 --> 01:15:09.000 Pizzas for Cherzy is completely, It's completely, so fucking some 1515 01:15:09.119 --> 01:15:15.520 fucking questions. That's great. Yeah, we'll move out of questions 1516 01:15:15.560 --> 01:15:19.600 around created question is canceled like I figured it would be. Also, 1517 01:15:19.880 --> 01:15:24.279 Oh yeah, a special guest yet no, yay? What's going on? 1518 01:15:24.319 --> 01:15:27.079 Oh my guy, Benjamin, you coming here on stage? 1519 01:15:27.279 --> 01:15:30.800 Do you know that Iron is twenty five minutes away 1520 01:15:30.920 --> 01:15:34.600 from twenty five minutes away? 1521 01:15:34.920 --> 01:15:44.640 Music's playing? You know? Dang? 1522 01:15:45.439 --> 01:15:54.159 We need we need American tax dollars to go kill 1523 01:15:54.279 --> 01:15:57.920 children and have ideas soldiers wear women's bras and mopped 1524 01:15:57.920 --> 01:15:59.800 the fact the murder and. 1525 01:16:00.279 --> 01:16:09.800 Reaching ninety percent uranium in Richmond. Oh god, we gottabout. 1526 01:16:10.279 --> 01:16:13.800 We want to ask some questions. I'm sweating for our 1527 01:16:13.920 --> 01:16:18.640 patients over a Patreon dot com sizeis snark tag? Go 1528 01:16:18.800 --> 01:16:23.399 over there, that's a question. You're not very funny, Christopher. 1529 01:16:24.039 --> 01:16:27.600 Oh there's bombs very serious. In twenty seconds, it's about 1530 01:16:27.640 --> 01:16:30.359 to be built. Your gonna need them all of your money. 1531 01:16:30.560 --> 01:16:32.880 I need all of your money to stop it right now? Okay, 1532 01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:35.199 man bank account number? Please? 1533 01:16:35.640 --> 01:16:41.800 Oh hey, Benjamin, why weren't why weren't you? It's like, Benjamin, 1534 01:16:41.800 --> 01:16:43.640 why weren't you in Poland in forty three? You know, like, 1535 01:16:43.720 --> 01:16:48.600 why why why weren't you there? It was, well, why 1536 01:16:48.680 --> 01:16:49.399 weren't you there? 1537 01:16:49.439 --> 01:16:53.079 You know whoa well? As a matter of fact, I 1538 01:16:53.159 --> 01:16:55.560 would have been one of the ones that ratted uh 1539 01:16:55.760 --> 01:17:00.439 my people out and lived. It's crazy, so what I think? 1540 01:17:00.640 --> 01:17:03.399 That's what UH want me be surprised when people did 1541 01:17:03.520 --> 01:17:04.359 like that. It's sucking people. 1542 01:17:04.720 --> 01:17:09.760 Somebody did that. I can't remember. I can't no, no, 1543 01:17:13.000 --> 01:17:13.680 I can't remember. 1544 01:17:13.880 --> 01:17:16.079 Somebody is this that type of piece of ship? 1545 01:17:16.399 --> 01:17:18.399 You know? If you come after me, I can't tell 1546 01:17:18.399 --> 01:17:20.159 you where some old. 1547 01:17:20.000 --> 01:17:24.279 Evil person that was like that that actually yeah, he 1548 01:17:24.479 --> 01:17:28.159 was like, oh I'm Christian and all of these people 1549 01:17:28.199 --> 01:17:30.760 are dirty, Like I can't remember who it was. I 1550 01:17:30.920 --> 01:17:32.840 love it, dude, I love how human he sucks. Every 1551 01:17:32.920 --> 01:17:35.159 time Bro roll the dice. People suck. 1552 01:17:35.279 --> 01:17:39.720 Bro got his damn. I can see his face. 1553 01:17:41.159 --> 01:17:44.520 I saw something about space space tornadoes like tornadoes on 1554 01:17:44.640 --> 01:17:48.279 like other planets, and there are tornadoes that are that's 1555 01:17:48.359 --> 01:17:51.439 just a tornado. There's space tournato when there's space tornadoes, 1556 01:17:51.439 --> 01:17:53.319 you know. And if I said tornadoes and I give 1557 01:17:53.319 --> 01:17:55.000 you like the size of the tornado, you're gonna be like, Oh, 1558 01:17:55.039 --> 01:17:57.079 that's just fucking that's impossible. That's all my friends in 1559 01:17:57.079 --> 01:18:00.920 the fact they're in space, in space. No, our tornadoes 1560 01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:04.840 and space. What are you talking on other planets? I'm 1561 01:18:04.880 --> 01:18:06.399 saying space because it's it's. 1562 01:18:06.279 --> 01:18:09.199 Just not on Earth. But he's using space is not here. 1563 01:18:10.000 --> 01:18:13.239 That is not how that works. I'm not saying it's 1564 01:18:13.279 --> 01:18:17.720 tornadoes in the gaps of that way, sir. 1565 01:18:18.319 --> 01:18:20.520 I like that it sounds cooler space tornadoes. 1566 01:18:20.560 --> 01:18:22.880 That's not what you're saying because we're in space. 1567 01:18:23.239 --> 01:18:24.159 Shut up, don't tell me. 1568 01:18:24.279 --> 01:18:25.479 I'm like you that. 1569 01:18:31.479 --> 01:18:34.399 I stress so much, I'm thin and then i'm fat Earth. 1570 01:18:37.359 --> 01:18:41.760 The gaunt. Wow, it's crazy. We're in space. But then 1571 01:18:41.800 --> 01:18:46.920 whatever gives me it, damn hell. Yeah that's good one 1572 01:18:47.159 --> 01:18:48.039 ye man. Yeah. 1573 01:18:48.720 --> 01:18:51.199 Like and they're like they're like some of them are 1574 01:18:51.279 --> 01:18:53.600 so big. They're like there's like several of our planet 1575 01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:55.920 in any eye of them. And I'm like, that is like, 1576 01:18:56.000 --> 01:18:59.199 what's the point of something? The red spot and juice Jupiter? 1577 01:18:59.600 --> 01:19:02.720 But what do you think, I said, the red storm? Yeah, yeah, 1578 01:19:03.159 --> 01:19:04.079 that red. 1579 01:19:03.960 --> 01:19:07.640 Spot is like a big storm. That's and I think 1580 01:19:07.640 --> 01:19:10.920 it can fit likes in there. You can fit a that. 1581 01:19:12.479 --> 01:19:12.640 There. 1582 01:19:12.720 --> 01:19:15.680 Man, what's the point you know? Yeah, whatever, Let's just 1583 01:19:16.119 --> 01:19:18.600 let's just blow up, you know at that moment. A right, well, 1584 01:19:18.800 --> 01:19:20.760 we're gonna We're gonna move on a question this moment. 1585 01:19:22.039 --> 01:19:24.159 Stark tank over there to ask questions. Colin Moriarty wrote 1586 01:19:24.159 --> 01:19:27.520 in no Cole and Moriarty Sorry this is his cousin. 1587 01:19:28.279 --> 01:19:35.520 Uh hello, uncertainly incorrect, confusedly incorrect, and constantly incorrect, third 1588 01:19:35.640 --> 01:19:39.479 time writer. I think. On a previous episode, I believe 1589 01:19:39.680 --> 01:19:43.079 stop killing Games, Chris talked about how he likes how 1590 01:19:43.159 --> 01:19:45.439 he likes MMOs conceptually, but doesn't like the gameplay loop 1591 01:19:45.479 --> 01:19:48.800 of MMOs. I've been doing a challenge for myself to 1592 01:19:48.880 --> 01:19:51.640 get more into or genuinely dive myself into games I 1593 01:19:51.680 --> 01:19:55.560 don't normally do, or or generally dislike, as an example 1594 01:19:56.640 --> 01:19:59.840 being capitalist surrealist. To look up Cruelty Squad or multiplayer 1595 01:19:59.840 --> 01:20:01.920 game in general. With rematch, I think I heard about 1596 01:20:01.920 --> 01:20:05.119 Cruelty Squad. I don't know much about it, though, I 1597 01:20:05.279 --> 01:20:07.039 was thinking you guys, you guys could do the same 1598 01:20:07.079 --> 01:20:10.279 for everyone if you're willing, what game genre would you be? 1599 01:20:10.640 --> 01:20:13.279 Would you think of trying it for if you want 1600 01:20:13.279 --> 01:20:15.680 a recommendation to try Moms Chris GUILDWORFS one is a 1601 01:20:15.720 --> 01:20:18.840 good MMO. Yeah, I've heard you things about the issue 1602 01:20:18.880 --> 01:20:21.079 with MMOs to me, and it's the same thing. It 1603 01:20:21.199 --> 01:20:23.000 was the same issue with Destiny, to be honest, is 1604 01:20:23.039 --> 01:20:25.520 that like it's such a time sink that like I 1605 01:20:25.640 --> 01:20:29.399 can't even if I did have all the free time 1606 01:20:29.479 --> 01:20:34.079 to do it, Like it's simply too much time to 1607 01:20:34.159 --> 01:20:34.920 dedicate to one thing. 1608 01:20:35.079 --> 01:20:37.760 So problem there's the commitment to it too, if you know, 1609 01:20:37.880 --> 01:20:40.399 because of being in an MMO, especially if we're working 1610 01:20:40.439 --> 01:20:43.720 with other people. Yeah, I'm having that problem, like say, 1611 01:20:43.880 --> 01:20:46.319 playing something and having like a clan or a guild 1612 01:20:46.840 --> 01:20:49.279 where I just don't have time to be a part 1613 01:20:49.319 --> 01:20:51.720 of a real one because I'm not going to cooperate, 1614 01:20:52.399 --> 01:20:55.600 like there's like it. So I'm just like, okay, what 1615 01:20:55.760 --> 01:20:58.199 could I do to where I can just have maybe 1616 01:20:58.479 --> 01:21:01.560 three four people in this bitch and we'll just figure 1617 01:21:01.560 --> 01:21:03.920 out ways to you know, mid max, like all the 1618 01:21:04.359 --> 01:21:05.079 daily stuff. 1619 01:21:05.319 --> 01:21:07.720 Yeah, fucking hard, but I just don't want to. I 1620 01:21:07.840 --> 01:21:09.800 just it's a lot working with a lot of people 1621 01:21:09.880 --> 01:21:12.159 and like, oh man, you gotta show up today. 1622 01:21:12.159 --> 01:21:16.680 You got like no, no pay me? Like the thing 1623 01:21:16.800 --> 01:21:21.079 is I mean, there's like I dived into uh grpgs 1624 01:21:21.239 --> 01:21:24.199 I think like a year or two ago with File 1625 01:21:24.239 --> 01:21:26.880 Fantasy seven remake and rebirth, and I tried a little 1626 01:21:26.880 --> 01:21:28.359 bit of metaphor and I tried a little bit of person. 1627 01:21:28.560 --> 01:21:30.479 I'm just not really that into him, but I gave 1628 01:21:30.520 --> 01:21:32.279 them a solid try. The one the one that I'm 1629 01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:35.000 considering right now that I'm really and and oh and 1630 01:21:35.479 --> 01:21:37.760 uh immersive sims I delved into a while back, and 1631 01:21:37.760 --> 01:21:40.000 I really love those. But the one thing that I 1632 01:21:40.680 --> 01:21:42.800 want to try but I haven't yet, and I own it. 1633 01:21:43.000 --> 01:21:46.800 I own Civilization, but like I feel like SIV is 1634 01:21:46.840 --> 01:21:49.520 a game that I would enjoy, but it's like, for 1635 01:21:49.680 --> 01:21:51.920 some reason, it's so intimidating that like every time I 1636 01:21:51.960 --> 01:21:53.520 think of starting to get it, I'm like, ah, maybe 1637 01:21:53.600 --> 01:21:56.960 next maybe next time, and then it's it's been like 1638 01:21:57.039 --> 01:22:00.319 a month since I've even thought about it. But that's 1639 01:22:00.319 --> 01:22:02.399 the one that I would do if I if I 1640 01:22:02.520 --> 01:22:06.359 had the time or the patients to like try a 1641 01:22:06.439 --> 01:22:08.800 genre that I don't normally care about or normally like 1642 01:22:09.239 --> 01:22:12.239 m save. I don't even know what you would call 1643 01:22:12.319 --> 01:22:15.600 that wasn't because it's not tactics exactly. It's like it's 1644 01:22:15.680 --> 01:22:18.119 like sim tack. I don't know it's a sim TA 1645 01:22:18.439 --> 01:22:21.760 or like because it's not like an RTS either, but 1646 01:22:21.800 --> 01:22:23.439 it's like kind of it's it just has like. 1647 01:22:23.479 --> 01:22:26.840 The elements of it, right, Yeah, how the reason why 1648 01:22:26.880 --> 01:22:30.119 you would call things like rogue light or something like 1649 01:22:30.279 --> 01:22:31.800 or some ship just. 1650 01:22:33.840 --> 01:22:36.800 Think if it ever played rogue? You ever played rogue Rogue? 1651 01:22:36.960 --> 01:22:37.000 Like? 1652 01:22:38.239 --> 01:22:38.880 No, what is that? 1653 01:22:40.520 --> 01:22:40.560 No? 1654 01:22:40.920 --> 01:22:45.800 The fucking like probably fucking super old computer game that's 1655 01:22:45.840 --> 01:22:47.119 based off of that genre. 1656 01:22:47.600 --> 01:22:49.800 No, I had no idea that was even real. 1657 01:22:50.119 --> 01:22:52.880 Yeah, just why why, Like, oh, here's all these elements 1658 01:22:53.039 --> 01:22:55.399 like that and then they so it's based off of that, 1659 01:22:55.600 --> 01:22:58.840 like a rogue like or rogue Light, which I really 1660 01:22:58.880 --> 01:23:01.079 don't know that there were two between them both, like 1661 01:23:01.079 --> 01:23:03.479 because even when I one time, I murder looking up 1662 01:23:03.479 --> 01:23:04.920 the definition between both and I'm. 1663 01:23:04.760 --> 01:23:06.319 Like, it's what the is? 1664 01:23:06.399 --> 01:23:09.159 It seems useless to me. It seems useless to me. 1665 01:23:09.239 --> 01:23:13.319 I'm like, so you're both kind of rogue light. Kind 1666 01:23:13.399 --> 01:23:20.560 of light is a roguelike light. Oh I had to help. 1667 01:23:20.760 --> 01:23:23.239 Yeah, I was just like whatever that made me want 1668 01:23:23.279 --> 01:23:24.199 to shoot you in the hands. 1669 01:23:24.399 --> 01:23:26.920 So, dude, I've heard to find things. 1670 01:23:26.960 --> 01:23:29.119 Man here one day. What games? 1671 01:23:30.800 --> 01:23:32.159 I don't think there's any kind of game. I don't 1672 01:23:32.199 --> 01:23:36.760 try really, I've dabbled with pretty much everything. My preference 1673 01:23:36.800 --> 01:23:38.840 in games is anything that's not a jarpeg right now, 1674 01:23:39.279 --> 01:23:40.199 just right now, because. 1675 01:23:39.960 --> 01:23:42.520 I like, my preference is anything that isn't This is crazy. 1676 01:23:43.079 --> 01:23:43.960 It's not really a preference. 1677 01:23:44.000 --> 01:23:47.159 It's just like a dislike, yeah, yeah, my preference is 1678 01:23:47.159 --> 01:23:50.760 anything that isn't something. Okay, I guess that is there 1679 01:23:50.800 --> 01:23:52.079 this day to take too long. I don't know. I 1680 01:23:52.159 --> 01:23:55.119 think I think jarpegs needed to find out. Like, I 1681 01:23:55.159 --> 01:23:57.079 think the only one that's done a good job with 1682 01:23:57.399 --> 01:24:00.560 exposition the right way is the newest Final Fantasy seven games. 1683 01:24:01.159 --> 01:24:03.680 Like they gratulation down in a good way that's sind 1684 01:24:03.720 --> 01:24:06.479 of like it has like the long drawn out nature 1685 01:24:06.520 --> 01:24:07.880 of it, but it gets to the point in a 1686 01:24:07.920 --> 01:24:10.840 way that's not like how other ones. Just like I'm 1687 01:24:10.880 --> 01:24:12.960 gonna talk to you forty five minutes and You're gonna 1688 01:24:12.960 --> 01:24:15.359 need exactly two sentences of what I'm talking about you 1689 01:24:15.439 --> 01:24:17.800 right now, which drives me up the wall. 1690 01:24:17.920 --> 01:24:18.239 It's just. 1691 01:24:19.840 --> 01:24:22.760 But I think I don't know, and I probably probably 1692 01:24:22.800 --> 01:24:23.880 play metaphors wh or later. 1693 01:24:24.720 --> 01:24:26.840 Yeah, you know, I'm liking a lot cause those co 1694 01:24:26.960 --> 01:24:29.800 op games, this co op like physics based fucking get 1695 01:24:29.840 --> 01:24:33.800 like I'm playing Peak, Ah, Peak is hysterical. Anything with 1696 01:24:33.880 --> 01:24:36.079 proximity Chat is pretty golden. Oh yeah, that's just a 1697 01:24:36.119 --> 01:24:38.159 good time. That's the most fun kind of video gaming. 1698 01:24:39.119 --> 01:24:41.359 Have you played Repo at all? Not yet? I know 1699 01:24:41.399 --> 01:24:43.840 what it is you should play. Isn't it just like 1700 01:24:43.920 --> 01:24:46.199 isn't this lethal company? Pretty much? Yeah, but like there's 1701 01:24:46.239 --> 01:24:49.640 something about like the it's not exactly legal company, it's 1702 01:24:49.800 --> 01:24:52.680 it's we should gather room to play it because it 1703 01:24:52.760 --> 01:24:54.840 is it is. It is fucking funny. I want to 1704 01:24:54.840 --> 01:24:57.359 play that with Lyle. Yeah, Proximity Chat like because like 1705 01:24:57.439 --> 01:24:59.720 the character is like mouths move like as like whether 1706 01:24:59.760 --> 01:25:02.640 your with your mic, and then like the eyes shift 1707 01:25:02.680 --> 01:25:04.640 to whoever's talking, so like and you got these like 1708 01:25:06.000 --> 01:25:09.159 it's just it's a naturally very funny game. I like those. 1709 01:25:09.199 --> 01:25:10.119 I have a lot of fun with those. 1710 01:25:10.720 --> 01:25:12.680 I'll try I'll try to get our friends into playing it. 1711 01:25:13.079 --> 01:25:15.359 They're cheap too, Like the most expensive game I've seen 1712 01:25:15.399 --> 01:25:21.319 in that genre is like eight bucks. Fucking crazy, too much, crazy, 1713 01:25:23.520 --> 01:25:28.439 far too much. Next question? All right, all right, relax, 1714 01:25:29.079 --> 01:25:36.079 fucking I'm breathing a little bit. I read do one 1715 01:25:36.199 --> 01:25:40.600 question answer. Oh, let's see what this is scoop to 1716 01:25:40.760 --> 01:25:43.520 James wrote in he says, a while back, you guys 1717 01:25:43.560 --> 01:25:46.479 were talking about really unhealthy slash deep fried foods. I 1718 01:25:46.560 --> 01:25:48.119 just wanted you guys to know that in Australia we 1719 01:25:48.159 --> 01:25:51.479 have deep fried mars bars. I've had one, and it 1720 01:25:51.520 --> 01:25:54.680 feels like you're eating the physical embodiment of diabetes. Deep 1721 01:25:54.760 --> 01:25:57.199 fried I've never so I've never had like fried ice 1722 01:25:57.239 --> 01:25:59.039 cream or whatever the fuck, or like fried oreos. 1723 01:25:59.560 --> 01:25:59.600 No. 1724 01:25:59.600 --> 01:26:02.279 I think i've the fried area once and I remember 1725 01:26:02.319 --> 01:26:06.359 feeling like, wow, I'm hurt. Uh Before I had the f. 1726 01:26:06.760 --> 01:26:11.600 For sure, I had butter stupid as cheese that because 1727 01:26:11.640 --> 01:26:16.359 it's just exactly what you think it is. It's the 1728 01:26:16.439 --> 01:26:20.840 same the same concept. So you have a fucking frozen butter. 1729 01:26:21.199 --> 01:26:23.840 They fry and then it turns into just liquid butter. 1730 01:26:24.479 --> 01:26:26.239 You bite into it and explodes. 1731 01:26:27.079 --> 01:26:27.960 It's like that cake. 1732 01:26:28.279 --> 01:26:30.680 Jordan showed a video of that cake or somebody cut 1733 01:26:30.760 --> 01:26:35.119 into the turkey cut into it looks so gross. What 1734 01:26:35.279 --> 01:26:37.079 the funniest thing is He showed me there's this video 1735 01:26:37.119 --> 01:26:39.880 of some guy who was talking about like redom fried 1736 01:26:39.880 --> 01:26:42.439 foods our friend. Jordan showed it to us, and then 1737 01:26:43.399 --> 01:26:46.079 the guy cuts into a fucking turkey. But it's just 1738 01:26:46.119 --> 01:26:48.800 a turkey made of butter, so all the butter just 1739 01:26:48.880 --> 01:26:51.720 splashes out of it. And what Derek said to Jordan 1740 01:26:51.840 --> 01:26:56.600 me is like, yo, is that piss? Yo? You? 1741 01:26:56.920 --> 01:26:59.399 So I showed me the message where you said is 1742 01:26:59.439 --> 01:27:04.319 that piss? And I was like, how do you think somebody? 1743 01:27:06.680 --> 01:27:08.560 It's not like you just filled it up? 1744 01:27:08.640 --> 01:27:11.960 You know, he a hole the turkey, pisted in it 1745 01:27:12.960 --> 01:27:19.439 and then smoked the turkey. It might be good. I 1746 01:27:19.479 --> 01:27:23.359 want to do Star Wars transitions. Now I forgot about that. 1747 01:27:23.720 --> 01:27:27.960 He said that, Yeah, we should do that. Someone cooking 1748 01:27:28.079 --> 01:27:31.199 piss is the most insane. That is the most monstrous thing. 1749 01:27:31.279 --> 01:27:34.359 That's what I haven't seen online actually yet. Like somebody 1750 01:27:34.399 --> 01:27:35.159 we've seen pis. 1751 01:27:37.680 --> 01:27:37.960 Chicken. 1752 01:27:38.000 --> 01:27:38.560 Do you remember that? 1753 01:27:39.479 --> 01:27:42.079 Yeah, you've seen like fucking damn near everything. 1754 01:27:42.319 --> 01:27:44.680 What I haven't seen is somebody cook up some chicken 1755 01:27:44.720 --> 01:27:47.000 on the skill and then start pissing in to like 1756 01:27:47.159 --> 01:27:48.199 basic you know what. 1757 01:27:48.680 --> 01:27:50.399 They start like doing the whole base thing with they 1758 01:27:50.439 --> 01:27:51.319 sing it hot. 1759 01:27:53.920 --> 01:27:56.880 I'm surprised that that's the end, Like I think, like, 1760 01:27:56.960 --> 01:27:59.680 that's the end of that's like when that's when the rack. 1761 01:27:59.760 --> 01:28:03.520 That's what mister Final comes out. Mister Final, of course, 1762 01:28:03.600 --> 01:28:07.920 the uh main antagonist for the Final Destiny, the embodiment 1763 01:28:08.000 --> 01:28:14.600 of it. You're mister Final. Call. I'm driving this truck 1764 01:28:14.640 --> 01:28:15.960 with a bunch of logs in it. How weird? 1765 01:28:16.119 --> 01:28:16.600 How weird? 1766 01:28:17.239 --> 01:28:19.920 Look at the logs again? Look at that the logs. 1767 01:28:20.000 --> 01:28:22.159 I wonder when you're in space and you're in you're 1768 01:28:22.199 --> 01:28:29.239 an astronaut in space, and the logs find you perfectly, 1769 01:28:30.720 --> 01:28:35.520 It's like, it's like, fucking fucking uh, God of war? 1770 01:28:35.640 --> 01:28:38.479 What the hell is the God of war? Uh? Aries 1771 01:28:39.039 --> 01:28:41.920 Aris fucking throws this like pillar at cradles from from 1772 01:28:43.520 --> 01:28:45.760 just from heaven. He's not in heaven, but he's like, 1773 01:28:45.880 --> 01:28:47.119 it's it's heaven distance. 1774 01:28:47.600 --> 01:28:50.560 He's like, fucking oh he got the Pandora's box, hey, 1775 01:28:51.039 --> 01:28:54.600 and then fucking a thousand miles away points. It's it's 1776 01:28:54.760 --> 01:28:58.039 just I'm like, why would that guy ever lose the 1777 01:28:58.079 --> 01:29:02.960 cradles at any point. Plot. I know it's plot. 1778 01:29:03.199 --> 01:29:14.720 I know, yeah, I understand. Oh my god. Plot. All right, 1779 01:29:14.760 --> 01:29:17.600 let's see. Uh did we answer the question? I don't 1780 01:29:17.600 --> 01:29:20.239 remember what question. I think it was just like, uh, 1781 01:29:21.720 --> 01:29:24.000 you just mentioned yeah, oh, the OC Fair is going on. 1782 01:29:24.640 --> 01:29:25.359 What's happening a ready? 1783 01:29:25.439 --> 01:29:29.119 Yeah we can some fried ship ship. Yeah, I gotta 1784 01:29:29.159 --> 01:29:29.520 go them. 1785 01:29:30.359 --> 01:29:31.840 I love the fair. It's a good time. I've seen 1786 01:29:31.880 --> 01:29:32.279 the ponies. 1787 01:29:32.319 --> 01:29:34.359 I think I've ever been to a f don't don't. 1788 01:29:34.600 --> 01:29:35.640 I think I've ever seen a fair, And now I 1789 01:29:35.680 --> 01:29:37.720 think I don't. Don't park in the fair, man, don't 1790 01:29:37.760 --> 01:29:41.359 do it. I would never park to it any quite frankly, 1791 01:29:41.439 --> 01:29:44.359 any event, I don't park it. Yeah. Like, if I'm 1792 01:29:44.359 --> 01:29:47.720 going to an event, I don't know, I'll park far away. 1793 01:29:48.439 --> 01:29:52.840 I'll walk or al uber or something. Yeah. Yeah, so 1794 01:29:53.079 --> 01:29:55.039 like even park somewhere in the uber the rest of 1795 01:29:55.079 --> 01:29:57.960 the way. Yeah, if possible, that might be more worth it. 1796 01:29:58.199 --> 01:30:00.800 Yeah, it's crazy unless you want to for fucking crazy 1797 01:30:00.880 --> 01:30:03.079 parking money. And then just fucking the last time I 1798 01:30:03.159 --> 01:30:07.319 was there, the line was hilarious. I was we we 1799 01:30:07.399 --> 01:30:09.720 got dropped off an uber, me and my buddy and 1800 01:30:09.880 --> 01:30:13.239 We're just like, hey, man, just just fucking let us 1801 01:30:13.279 --> 01:30:15.279 out here. You're gonna be fucked. If he keep going 1802 01:30:15.399 --> 01:30:16.800 like that, guy's gonna be stuck there for like a 1803 01:30:16.880 --> 01:30:18.520 half hour, missing. 1804 01:30:18.279 --> 01:30:20.920 Out another ride. I love doing that tuber drivers. Oh yeah, 1805 01:30:20.920 --> 01:30:24.520 I just give them stuck, get them stuck why and 1806 01:30:24.600 --> 01:30:27.359 then bouncing like a little bit earlier to pretend like 1807 01:30:27.399 --> 01:30:30.039 I'm courteous, and you give them you give them a 1808 01:30:30.159 --> 01:30:33.680 three cent tip. Yeah. Sometimes I I look. Sometimes all 1809 01:30:33.760 --> 01:30:36.680 I do, honestly is I I go on Google Maps 1810 01:30:36.680 --> 01:30:40.319 and I look for traffic jams and I and I 1811 01:30:40.479 --> 01:30:43.840 tell I get ubers to drive me to the traffic jams, 1812 01:30:43.880 --> 01:30:46.680 and then I leave. I walk off the highway. Yo. 1813 01:30:46.880 --> 01:30:49.840 There's gotta be some piece of ship that actually does that. 1814 01:30:50.079 --> 01:30:53.439 Yeah me, Yeah, well that's true. I did this this morning. 1815 01:30:53.880 --> 01:30:56.920 Oh you did this morning, suck, That's who I am. Dude, 1816 01:30:57.720 --> 01:30:59.880 you found the traffic jam in two am. It's a 1817 01:31:00.079 --> 01:31:02.319 prizingly that different. I guess on the one on one easily. 1818 01:31:02.920 --> 01:31:04.439 Du Were you there with us when we went to uh, 1819 01:31:04.479 --> 01:31:06.319 oh no you weren't. Because this was twenty fifteen. This 1820 01:31:06.359 --> 01:31:08.760 is before I even lived out here proper, like me, 1821 01:31:08.920 --> 01:31:12.760 Joe Jalen. We went to I think not Bliskon proper, 1822 01:31:12.840 --> 01:31:15.119 but there was like a bl Bliskon after party thing 1823 01:31:15.159 --> 01:31:17.399 at like some hotel that like a friend of ours 1824 01:31:17.520 --> 01:31:22.479 was going to. And uh, the traffic to this place 1825 01:31:23.039 --> 01:31:25.880 was crazy. But then going back at like two thirty am, 1826 01:31:26.000 --> 01:31:29.720 we hit gridlock for I think two hours. At two am, 1827 01:31:30.319 --> 01:31:32.479 that sounds like up from a I don't know wherever. 1828 01:31:33.760 --> 01:31:36.000 I don't I don't even know where's b Bliskon usually 1829 01:31:36.000 --> 01:31:36.439 I don't remember. 1830 01:31:36.479 --> 01:31:37.520 I don't remember it's Eether. 1831 01:31:37.359 --> 01:31:41.600 Anaheim or it's like it's either Anaheim or San Diego. 1832 01:31:42.720 --> 01:31:44.720 It was as the you guys were running for hours. 1833 01:31:45.079 --> 01:31:47.600 Yeah, well we were stuck. That sounds about right for 1834 01:31:47.680 --> 01:31:51.399 two am two hours? Well unless no, but we were 1835 01:31:51.880 --> 01:31:54.239 I mean we were stuck. If you were stolen, then 1836 01:31:55.159 --> 01:31:58.479 then something happened like, no, we found out, Yeah, we 1837 01:31:58.479 --> 01:32:00.199 found out what happened like some guy parked in the 1838 01:32:00.279 --> 01:32:03.600 middle of the freeway. No, this is real, this is real. Actually, 1839 01:32:03.600 --> 01:32:06.359 how does that? How does that stop every because people? Well, okay, 1840 01:32:06.399 --> 01:32:10.000 so it wasn't two hours. I'm I'm misremembering. Two hours? 1841 01:32:10.119 --> 01:32:13.119 Was that when I was stuck in a on Worldway 1842 01:32:13.439 --> 01:32:15.319 in l A X. I was stuck in worldway for 1843 01:32:15.399 --> 01:32:17.640 two hours actually for real, when we went to Pismo Beach, 1844 01:32:17.680 --> 01:32:20.119 we were stuck for we were insane. We were in traffic. 1845 01:32:20.319 --> 01:32:22.359 I think that's how you go postal. That's that's it. 1846 01:32:23.439 --> 01:32:26.600 That's falling down to the movie. That's exactly what that is. 1847 01:32:27.079 --> 01:32:28.439 I have. I feel like Michael Douglas. 1848 01:32:29.159 --> 01:32:31.439 I don't get bothered by traffic all that much. Like 1849 01:32:31.720 --> 01:32:34.399 two hours in the it annoys me like a lot. 1850 01:32:34.479 --> 01:32:36.680 But I'm like, whatever, drive that often though. I mean 1851 01:32:36.680 --> 01:32:38.319 I've been, I've been. I drove, we drove the San 1852 01:32:38.359 --> 01:32:38.920 Diego today. 1853 01:32:38.920 --> 01:32:42.520 We had we got stopped. You drove okay, you drove 1854 01:32:42.560 --> 01:32:46.199 to San Diego today, Well this weekend, this weekend. I thought, 1855 01:32:46.279 --> 01:32:49.239 like you always made Lily do the driving duties. She drives. 1856 01:32:51.279 --> 01:32:52.880 Driving the area. But like if she's what you call 1857 01:32:52.960 --> 01:32:54.359 but like if we're like going somewhere, like we're doing 1858 01:32:54.399 --> 01:32:56.119 a long ride and she's like, we're gonna have to guys, 1859 01:32:56.359 --> 01:32:57.079 you're not gonna. 1860 01:32:56.840 --> 01:32:59.800 Do fair enough. I guess, Sandy, it was not even that. 1861 01:33:00.119 --> 01:33:00.960 It's really not that far. 1862 01:33:01.720 --> 01:33:05.079 It's really not that it's it's like it's not a hop, 1863 01:33:05.119 --> 01:33:07.680 skip and a jump, but it's like not the furthest thing, 1864 01:33:07.760 --> 01:33:09.760 like going to San fran is a rough drive. 1865 01:33:10.239 --> 01:33:12.159 I don't want to do. That is a rough I 1866 01:33:12.199 --> 01:33:14.520 don't want to drive something like five and a half. 1867 01:33:14.640 --> 01:33:16.279 It's way more than that. What the hell are you 1868 01:33:16.359 --> 01:33:17.359 talking about? Yes? 1869 01:33:18.079 --> 01:33:20.399 Absolutely no, I went there recently. It was like five 1870 01:33:20.439 --> 01:33:20.920 and a half hours. 1871 01:33:21.000 --> 01:33:23.520 You're fucking misremembering first. I mean that's serious, like five 1872 01:33:23.520 --> 01:33:25.520 and a half, not five and a half hours. 1873 01:33:26.680 --> 01:33:27.880 Okay, maybe six and a half. 1874 01:33:28.079 --> 01:33:30.359 It's more than that. No way, look it up. Look 1875 01:33:30.399 --> 01:33:31.319 up from now, Like, on. 1876 01:33:31.399 --> 01:33:35.239 Average, on average, to make it to San Francisco, you're 1877 01:33:35.239 --> 01:33:38.119 probably gonna you would be driving extremely fast to get there. 1878 01:33:38.039 --> 01:33:38.640 In six hours. 1879 01:33:39.199 --> 01:33:40.880 It's like five and a half six It's not that. 1880 01:33:41.239 --> 01:33:45.600 You're thinking probably Central, not not fucking San Francisco. You 1881 01:33:46.000 --> 01:33:48.239 guess the I'm gonna say from I'm gonna say from 1882 01:33:48.279 --> 01:33:48.960 Los Angeles. 1883 01:33:49.199 --> 01:33:52.680 No, it looks let's see, Yeah, I don't know. I 1884 01:33:52.720 --> 01:33:55.520 don't remember cause San France, the Bay right, s Angelus? 1885 01:33:55.960 --> 01:33:58.680 How long would it take to drive to San Francisco 1886 01:33:58.760 --> 01:34:02.600 on average? I was gonna say that just burns fifty 1887 01:34:02.680 --> 01:34:03.319 thousand trees. 1888 01:34:03.800 --> 01:34:07.880 I want it to I'm done with this earth I'm 1889 01:34:07.960 --> 01:34:13.039 like fucking doctor Manhattan, but not smart and dumb and gay, so. 1890 01:34:13.199 --> 01:34:17.520 Not doctor Manhattan at all. Yes, you like you were 1891 01:34:17.600 --> 01:34:20.359 like you're more like nurse practitioner Long Island. 1892 01:34:23.079 --> 01:34:26.720 So if you're driving really fast, If you're driving really fast, 1893 01:34:27.359 --> 01:34:30.880 you probably could get there in six hours. But like say, 1894 01:34:31.239 --> 01:34:33.640 and there's a scenic route seven, that's insane, why would 1895 01:34:33.640 --> 01:34:34.159 anybody do that? 1896 01:34:34.319 --> 01:34:37.119 But if you're taking the yeah, the north up, which 1897 01:34:37.159 --> 01:34:38.600 is that's what you would take, you take the five. 1898 01:34:39.399 --> 01:34:43.720 Uh so going okay, So if you go there really fast, 1899 01:34:44.560 --> 01:34:47.239 some people have cleared about five and a half hours, 1900 01:34:48.199 --> 01:34:50.079 but that and half its great. I would imagine six 1901 01:34:50.159 --> 01:34:53.239 and six that's probably like very lucky. Well, like I 1902 01:34:53.279 --> 01:34:55.439 would say, I remember the last time that I drove 1903 01:34:55.520 --> 01:34:58.479 there was like six Usually when people go there in 1904 01:34:58.640 --> 01:35:00.600 like my mom she went up to I think Sacramento 1905 01:35:00.760 --> 01:35:03.840 it was. I think it was about like further. It's 1906 01:35:03.840 --> 01:35:05.840 a little bit, not by it, not by a lot, 1907 01:35:05.960 --> 01:35:06.840 but it is definitely further. 1908 01:35:06.880 --> 01:35:11.960 I've been to sand Friend once once or twice. I 1909 01:35:12.079 --> 01:35:15.439 have a memory of going, but then I think it 1910 01:35:15.520 --> 01:35:19.439 might be someone else's memory, like when I was not 1911 01:35:19.640 --> 01:35:21.720 real That's what I mean when I was young, because 1912 01:35:21.720 --> 01:35:24.520 I I feel like I remember seeing like trolleys and 1913 01:35:24.560 --> 01:35:28.359 all these hills and ship but I'm like that you 1914 01:35:28.359 --> 01:35:28.600 don't know. 1915 01:35:29.760 --> 01:35:31.880 I don't think so unless I was when I was 1916 01:35:31.880 --> 01:35:35.479 a kid. But I don't. Have you ever watched Full House? I, 1917 01:35:35.720 --> 01:35:38.640 you know, pieces of it and then okay, so probably 1918 01:35:38.760 --> 01:35:42.159 that that's family matters. It's a rare condition. 1919 01:35:43.560 --> 01:35:43.800 Stop. 1920 01:35:46.079 --> 01:35:48.560 I've been Yeah, I don't know. I've been to San 1921 01:35:48.560 --> 01:35:51.479 Francisco in a while. I get for the food out there, 1922 01:35:51.479 --> 01:35:53.119 it was really good, though, I want to try some. 1923 01:35:53.600 --> 01:35:55.720 I want to try some Chinese food from San Francisco 1924 01:35:55.800 --> 01:35:58.520 because I know it's a lot of pretty Chinese immigrant 1925 01:35:58.600 --> 01:36:01.000 up there, so a lot of the Chinese. 1926 01:36:01.800 --> 01:36:10.399 What did you say, try Chinese? Chinese is crazy, dude, 1927 01:36:12.039 --> 01:36:14.439 there's no good Chinese food and Bourbing to me, no, no, 1928 01:36:14.800 --> 01:36:15.800 not at all. 1929 01:36:16.000 --> 01:36:18.520 I don't know, not at all why I don't like 1930 01:36:19.000 --> 01:36:21.279 Asian food if I'm being honest, like like, it's still good, 1931 01:36:21.319 --> 01:36:22.079 but it's not what I want. 1932 01:36:22.319 --> 01:36:24.279 Frankly, I can't. It's hard for me to find Chinese 1933 01:36:24.319 --> 01:36:28.000 food on this entire in this entire side of the coast. Yeah, 1934 01:36:28.319 --> 01:36:31.800 well not not decided because obviously San Francisco has really 1935 01:36:31.800 --> 01:36:34.439 good Chinese food, but like in Los Angeles in general, 1936 01:36:34.479 --> 01:36:36.119 like I find that every time I get Chinese food, 1937 01:36:36.119 --> 01:36:37.840 like even even the good ones, it's like, yeah, I 1938 01:36:37.920 --> 01:36:40.000 mean I don't know. 1939 01:36:40.159 --> 01:36:41.920 I think Chinese isn't what's good here. I think there's 1940 01:36:41.920 --> 01:36:45.960 a good fusion food. There's really good Fain, there's very good. 1941 01:36:46.359 --> 01:36:47.479 So there's good Japanese. 1942 01:36:49.359 --> 01:36:50.520 I'm so tired of fusion stuff. 1943 01:36:50.560 --> 01:36:55.439 Man, a Japanese think fucking lane, yeah, because perfect that thing. 1944 01:36:55.760 --> 01:36:57.399 Yeah, don't don't mix your bulls. 1945 01:36:57.520 --> 01:36:59.359 No, they don't have here at all, really none. It's 1946 01:36:59.399 --> 01:37:03.000 Caribbean food like actually that there's like genuinely I think. 1947 01:37:03.039 --> 01:37:05.840 I there's one place called my Fungo and I don't 1948 01:37:05.880 --> 01:37:08.760 even I don't and it's not Yeah, it's like it's 1949 01:37:09.000 --> 01:37:09.840 very like whatever I. 1950 01:37:09.880 --> 01:37:12.239 Had them fungo then the fun my funk wasn't that good? 1951 01:37:12.279 --> 01:37:14.119 And I was like, did a Mexican make this? 1952 01:37:14.720 --> 01:37:18.359 Yes? Probably, like you know, like they're just like there. 1953 01:37:18.600 --> 01:37:19.720 It's so funny because. 1954 01:37:19.479 --> 01:37:21.800 The person that may just have any black ancestry, no 1955 01:37:22.239 --> 01:37:22.760 not eating it. 1956 01:37:24.319 --> 01:37:26.039 Yeah, I mean, yeah, there's one. 1957 01:37:26.119 --> 01:37:30.239 However, Pasadena has one China Express that I like, it's 1958 01:37:30.359 --> 01:37:33.279 right next to Louisiana chicken because I have to go 1959 01:37:33.319 --> 01:37:35.399 to Pasadena if I want to get Louisiana chicken. Because 1960 01:37:35.439 --> 01:37:38.399 even though the downtown they mean the South Central is 1961 01:37:38.439 --> 01:37:41.359 closer because of traffic, it's not. Yeah, and I gotta 1962 01:37:41.399 --> 01:37:42.960 get on the one ten and the one. 1963 01:37:42.920 --> 01:37:45.520 Ten's fucked it, Like I don't want to get into it. 1964 01:37:45.600 --> 01:37:49.079 But it's just like time because I'm close enough. Pasaden 1965 01:37:49.159 --> 01:37:51.760 has got a lot of good food like that though. Yeah, 1966 01:37:51.800 --> 01:37:54.000 like there's actually like of the there's a lot of 1967 01:37:54.000 --> 01:37:57.039 good Asian food over there. In general, it's like it's 1968 01:37:57.079 --> 01:37:58.600 place called eighty eight beef Noodle or whatever. 1969 01:37:58.800 --> 01:38:02.560 Yeah, that's like really, I think it's a Pasadena is 1970 01:38:02.760 --> 01:38:06.319 a pretty decent area. They're living in this city. I'd 1971 01:38:06.319 --> 01:38:08.640 live in Pasadena. Other than that, I believe we almost did. 1972 01:38:09.600 --> 01:38:10.760 She was trying to. She was trying to get a 1973 01:38:10.840 --> 01:38:12.800 job there, but she didn't. She didn't snag because I 1974 01:38:12.920 --> 01:38:15.279 was like, fucking move to Pasadena. But although it's fucking 1975 01:38:15.479 --> 01:38:19.600 catches fire like weird, yeah yeah yeah actually yeah, on 1976 01:38:19.680 --> 01:38:21.680 the other side, if you got on the side of Maltadeena, 1977 01:38:21.760 --> 01:38:24.640 the fucked got that place is destroyed. That's so crazy. 1978 01:38:24.920 --> 01:38:27.079 Place is destroyed, like it's still fuck. Yeah, I think 1979 01:38:27.079 --> 01:38:28.920 there's just evil over there or something. Dude, last time 1980 01:38:29.039 --> 01:38:31.600 I was passing through Altadena and some guy jumped off 1981 01:38:32.920 --> 01:38:38.000 the bridge. He's like, that happened, So that happened. I 1982 01:38:38.079 --> 01:38:41.359 think the year we moved here, someone killed themselves something 1983 01:38:41.399 --> 01:38:41.560 like that. 1984 01:38:42.159 --> 01:38:46.640 However, long ago was this when the Whendigo showed up? Huh? 1985 01:38:50.479 --> 01:38:56.039 Next question? Yeah, why did you even trying to speak? 1986 01:38:56.039 --> 01:38:56.199 You did? 1987 01:38:56.399 --> 01:38:59.039 You didn't have it? Jay z In a Yankee? He 1988 01:38:59.199 --> 01:39:02.319 had suit? Oh yeah, brude In. I haven't seen that 1989 01:39:02.359 --> 01:39:08.760 name in a while. Right. Uh, it's such a ridiculous image. Uh, 1990 01:39:09.920 --> 01:39:13.159 salutation supple sellacious Sigma's been listening since episode thirty seven 1991 01:39:13.199 --> 01:39:14.640 with show on head back in twenty twenty. And I 1992 01:39:14.760 --> 01:39:17.119 just want to graduated high school this June. Don't do 1993 01:39:17.199 --> 01:39:19.079 the math. Don't do the math. I was far too 1994 01:39:19.159 --> 01:39:22.960 young for this. Yeah, clearly we keep telling you to 1995 01:39:23.000 --> 01:39:27.319 stay the fuck away. For my question, I've always wondered, 1996 01:39:27.680 --> 01:39:30.560 what are you supposed to do in a mugging situation? 1997 01:39:31.279 --> 01:39:34.640 Do you run or give it up? And have you 1998 01:39:34.720 --> 01:39:37.439 boys ever been mugged or witnessed slash known someone who's 1999 01:39:37.439 --> 01:39:40.039 been mugged? What do you what would you boys do 2000 01:39:40.119 --> 01:39:42.239 in that situation? And no, Chris, you can't kill yourself. 2001 01:39:42.239 --> 01:39:44.960 I would definitely not kill myself. That's a what can 2002 01:39:44.960 --> 01:39:47.840 you imagine? Would you rather be mugged or kill yourself? Dog? 2003 01:39:47.960 --> 01:39:48.720 Kill my shit? 2004 01:39:49.239 --> 01:39:53.239 Du du fucking I'm not losing my shit on the purpose, Halo, 2005 01:39:53.359 --> 01:39:56.760 try to mug me, it's crazy. If you're getting mugged, comply, 2006 01:39:57.159 --> 01:39:59.760 it was the best thing to do. Do fucking compli. 2007 01:40:00.319 --> 01:40:02.439 It's man, It's scary. Man. I've seen people. 2008 01:40:02.720 --> 01:40:05.000 I've seen people get because there's just it depends on 2009 01:40:05.079 --> 01:40:09.159 the fucking person that's doing it. More often than not, 2010 01:40:09.279 --> 01:40:11.920 you will be fine, But damn, man, I've seen people 2011 01:40:11.960 --> 01:40:12.680 like I knew a guy. 2012 01:40:12.640 --> 01:40:16.000 Who still someone who's close to the family. You know, 2013 01:40:16.119 --> 01:40:19.159 he got robbed and he still got stabbed. That's crazy. 2014 01:40:19.199 --> 01:40:21.960 He's getting fucking dominant. That's breaking the that's like the 2015 01:40:22.039 --> 01:40:25.800 breaking the decorum in some way to what you already got. 2016 01:40:25.960 --> 01:40:28.439 I agreed, you got, you got it, like you don't 2017 01:40:28.479 --> 01:40:29.000 need to hurt me. 2018 01:40:29.359 --> 01:40:34.319 It's like I remember, do you remember the the Eminem 2019 01:40:37.800 --> 01:40:41.600 the Eminem song Criminal. There's a skit where it's like 2020 01:40:41.640 --> 01:40:43.239 put the money in the bag is robbing a bank 2021 01:40:43.640 --> 01:40:45.399 and at the very end, like she's like, don't kill me, 2022 01:40:45.439 --> 01:40:46.239 He's like, I'm not gonna kill you. 2023 01:40:46.359 --> 01:40:51.880 Just put the money in the bag and then thank you. Well. 2024 01:40:51.920 --> 01:40:54.039 The funny thing about that is whoever's with him in 2025 01:40:54.119 --> 01:40:56.359 the car says don't kill anyone. 2026 01:40:56.439 --> 01:40:58.479 He's like all right, and he's not annoyed. He kills 2027 01:40:58.520 --> 01:40:59.000 her anyway. 2028 01:41:00.039 --> 01:41:02.960 It's like it's like's character from that movie. I forgot 2029 01:41:02.960 --> 01:41:13.720 what he was with him, and it was it was 2030 01:41:13.880 --> 01:41:14.800 Don Cheatah. 2031 01:41:15.039 --> 01:41:20.119 Chs related to Chester Cheetah. So that is the dumbest 2032 01:41:20.159 --> 01:41:23.960 thing I've heard. That is the stupidest thing. Don Cheles. 2033 01:41:24.039 --> 01:41:25.640 It is a picture of him and the Cheatah together 2034 01:41:25.680 --> 01:41:28.600 with their kids, like like the cousin. 2035 01:41:35.119 --> 01:41:38.199 See. See that's what I can get on board with. AI. 2036 01:41:38.840 --> 01:41:43.159 Make me that picture, make me this show. Make John 2037 01:41:43.239 --> 01:41:50.920 Cheatle and Chester Cheatle and Chester shielda estage name is Cheatah, 2038 01:41:51.159 --> 01:41:55.079 Chester Cheatle, the Cheetah. Yeah, because he was born it's 2039 01:41:55.119 --> 01:41:57.119 like a Stuart Little situation where he's not a cheetah, 2040 01:41:57.159 --> 01:42:03.000 but he looks remarkably like that. He doesn't wear clothes. Yeah, 2041 01:42:04.239 --> 01:42:06.439 what I was saying, this doesn't really look like a cheatad. 2042 01:42:06.479 --> 01:42:09.680 You look at So there is a cartoon. 2043 01:42:09.800 --> 01:42:13.000 So Don Cheetle, the cheating don Chele and Denzel Washington 2044 01:42:13.079 --> 01:42:15.039 in a movie together where Don Cheitle's character is a 2045 01:42:15.119 --> 01:42:18.439 fucking maniac and then he kills somebody and he like, 2046 01:42:18.520 --> 01:42:20.800 I had to kill him. He looked at me or 2047 01:42:20.840 --> 01:42:23.920 something like that, and he said, and then Denzel watching 2048 01:42:23.920 --> 01:42:27.079 his characters, it's like, Oh, this guy's fucking crazy. I 2049 01:42:27.199 --> 01:42:30.359 just brought a crazy man on a serious operation where 2050 01:42:30.399 --> 01:42:32.319 cook I forge out what it's called. I'll look I'll 2051 01:42:32.319 --> 01:42:33.439 look it up later. I look it up and I'll 2052 01:42:33.439 --> 01:42:33.760 tweet it. 2053 01:42:33.880 --> 01:42:41.399 This is not short circuit you're describing John Cheetle, h five. 2054 01:42:43.159 --> 01:42:47.239 Johnny five is Don Cheatle, but but it's it's not 2055 01:42:47.439 --> 01:42:48.239 him doing the voice. 2056 01:42:48.279 --> 01:42:52.880 It's like it's literally Don Cheetle stretched to the proportions 2057 01:42:52.920 --> 01:42:53.760 of Johnny five. 2058 01:42:57.159 --> 01:43:00.199 You seen that guy that photoshop ship like that he 2059 01:43:00.359 --> 01:43:03.239 fucking makes like, oh what if this was this? And 2060 01:43:03.319 --> 01:43:05.600 then so we'll like stretch like the rock what if 2061 01:43:05.600 --> 01:43:09.119 the rock was fucking Johnny five? And then he'll stretch 2062 01:43:09.159 --> 01:43:12.239 and put it on Johnny. It's this guy is so funny. 2063 01:43:13.520 --> 01:43:17.039 But if you're getting robbed, dude, best case scenario is, uh, 2064 01:43:17.399 --> 01:43:19.279 have a gun on you, but other than. 2065 01:43:19.279 --> 01:43:22.560 That, don't. The issue is there's nothing on your person 2066 01:43:22.640 --> 01:43:26.880 that is worth being killed over, generally speaking, So like 2067 01:43:27.000 --> 01:43:30.560 I've never been mugged, I've never been robbed, which is 2068 01:43:30.640 --> 01:43:34.800 honestly fucking crazy based on like where I have been 2069 01:43:35.039 --> 01:43:38.199 and my size, Like, I kind of don't understand how 2070 01:43:38.199 --> 01:43:40.039 I've avoided it my entire life. But maybe you look 2071 01:43:40.119 --> 01:43:42.520 broke like whatever that is true, I do leave the 2072 01:43:42.560 --> 01:43:43.960 house looking raggedy as fuck. 2073 01:43:45.359 --> 01:43:51.279 I've been robbed once, robbed game of money to get home, 2074 01:43:51.359 --> 01:43:54.399 and that was that was least nice. I guess he 2075 01:43:54.479 --> 01:43:56.039 left you enough money to get home game of mine, 2076 01:43:56.079 --> 01:43:57.079 to be able to get on the train and get 2077 01:43:57.119 --> 01:43:57.720 back to the Bronx. 2078 01:43:57.960 --> 01:43:58.520 That's crazy. 2079 01:43:58.640 --> 01:44:02.359 I can appreciate that. I appreciate an upstanding guy. I 2080 01:44:02.439 --> 01:44:04.800 just took my wallet and my money and I don't 2081 01:44:04.840 --> 01:44:06.720 know my time, and he's. 2082 01:44:09.079 --> 01:44:09.880 Right my pants. 2083 01:44:10.319 --> 01:44:12.479 She grabs the part of my pants. It's definitely no opening, 2084 01:44:12.560 --> 01:44:14.760 and it's yanks and under what happened? 2085 01:44:14.880 --> 01:44:17.319 Now? He rips through your fly, gives it a quick 2086 01:44:17.399 --> 01:44:20.319 wave and then runs and their blue under sniff so hard, 2087 01:44:20.800 --> 01:44:26.159 white sniffing so hard that the color leaves that item 2088 01:44:26.520 --> 01:44:27.680 is fucking insane. 2089 01:44:27.880 --> 01:44:33.720 Thanks kid, It's like where did the color gon't color go? 2090 01:44:34.000 --> 01:44:35.159 Thanks kid? Thanks? 2091 01:44:35.199 --> 01:44:38.960 I appreciate your kids. Later, Yeah, it was crazy. When 2092 01:44:39.000 --> 01:44:41.159 I got mug. It was because I was about to 2093 01:44:41.239 --> 01:44:43.199 leave the country, so I think it was a farewell. 2094 01:44:44.000 --> 01:44:46.399 It was like, awe, it was like a farewell, like 2095 01:44:46.600 --> 01:44:48.840 I've never been fucked within my hometown. And then literally 2096 01:44:48.880 --> 01:44:50.399 I think it was like a few days before I 2097 01:44:50.680 --> 01:44:54.359 went to Greece. Then this guy was just, hey, do 2098 01:44:54.399 --> 01:44:56.479 you have a lighter? He gave him a lighter. 2099 01:44:56.479 --> 01:44:59.159 I'm like, yeah, sure, buddylo like I deal with them 2100 01:44:59.439 --> 01:44:59.920 all the time. 2101 01:45:00.000 --> 01:45:02.479 I mean, I grew up in Labre and and then 2102 01:45:02.800 --> 01:45:05.279 he starts mumbling when he asked me like oay, here's 2103 01:45:05.279 --> 01:45:08.239 your phone, and I was like no, now. 2104 01:45:07.920 --> 01:45:10.159 I hate that I use my phone. And I told 2105 01:45:10.199 --> 01:45:12.119 him I died, you know, like, and that's when he 2106 01:45:12.279 --> 01:45:15.239 was like and then he fucking hit me in the 2107 01:45:15.319 --> 01:45:18.560 chin and I was like, yo, did I remember? I 2108 01:45:18.600 --> 01:45:20.920 think somebody tried to pull that shit on me and Burbank. 2109 01:45:20.920 --> 01:45:22.399 Actually I think about it because I was I was 2110 01:45:22.479 --> 01:45:24.880 with I was walking around with with Smoky. I can't 2111 01:45:24.880 --> 01:45:26.520 remember what the reason was, but I was like so tired. 2112 01:45:26.560 --> 01:45:29.079 I was like, I was having such a bad so 2113 01:45:29.239 --> 01:45:30.720 it's just a bad time. And some guy comes up 2114 01:45:30.800 --> 01:45:31.960 just like, yo, can I use your phone? I was 2115 01:45:32.039 --> 01:45:34.319 like I think I can't remember exactly what I said, 2116 01:45:34.319 --> 01:45:35.760 but I said something along the lines of like I 2117 01:45:35.920 --> 01:45:40.399 cannot experience this right now, and I just I turned 2118 01:45:40.399 --> 01:45:42.359 away from him, and then he just walked back. It 2119 01:45:42.399 --> 01:45:44.680 was it was like where the subway plaza? Is that weird? 2120 01:45:44.720 --> 01:45:47.079 Oh yeah, I know where? Yeah. Yeah. At this point, 2121 01:45:47.159 --> 01:45:48.600 I'm like, bro, there's no reason for you not to 2122 01:45:48.680 --> 01:45:52.720 have a phone. I'm not like, find a fucking carrier 2123 01:45:52.760 --> 01:45:54.319 pigeon or something if you need to get a message out, 2124 01:45:54.319 --> 01:45:55.479 Like what do you mean, Like what are you relying 2125 01:45:55.520 --> 01:45:57.520 on me for? It's some random stranger on the street. 2126 01:45:57.520 --> 01:45:58.840 I'm not gonna give you my phone. Are you getting 2127 01:45:58.880 --> 01:45:59.479 no good reason? 2128 01:45:59.520 --> 01:46:01.039 It's not like back in the day if you saw 2129 01:46:01.119 --> 01:46:04.199 somebody with the cell phone, which was rare, you know, 2130 01:46:04.319 --> 01:46:06.159 like when I was a kid, and maybe there's an emergency, 2131 01:46:06.239 --> 01:46:08.520 like all police can use your phone, like there's a emergency, Like. 2132 01:46:08.560 --> 01:46:11.359 Okay, yeah, they were like rare items. Yeah they were rare. Yeah, 2133 01:46:11.600 --> 01:46:13.399 So like I can understand, like, oh, this might be 2134 01:46:13.479 --> 01:46:14.199 a dire situation. 2135 01:46:14.359 --> 01:46:16.039 This guy is serious because it's not normal to ask 2136 01:46:16.079 --> 01:46:18.680 somebody who's the fucking phone, because the payphones everywhere. So 2137 01:46:19.760 --> 01:46:22.840 now it's like even in twenty sixteen, when the guy 2138 01:46:22.960 --> 01:46:23.880 was like, can I use your phone? 2139 01:46:24.560 --> 01:46:25.319 No? What the fun? 2140 01:46:25.439 --> 01:46:27.680 You should have knocked him out first. I didn't know 2141 01:46:27.920 --> 01:46:29.439 I should have. You should have like, hey, can I 2142 01:46:29.520 --> 01:46:33.600 use it? Like you gave him and you just and 2143 01:46:33.680 --> 01:46:37.279 that I fucking his bank. His I shattered my fucking head. 2144 01:46:39.039 --> 01:46:40.319 It look like four extra hands. 2145 01:46:40.520 --> 01:46:43.720 Yeah, his jaw is like something the bottles off summer 2146 01:46:43.800 --> 01:46:46.079 over here. And then you rob him leave him naked. 2147 01:46:45.960 --> 01:46:46.319 In the street. 2148 01:46:47.680 --> 01:46:49.560 Yeah, like like it's a fucking RPG where you just 2149 01:46:49.600 --> 01:46:51.239 like get the clothes you selected. 2150 01:46:53.640 --> 01:46:55.119 They dragged him to trapping and they wait till a 2151 01:46:55.159 --> 01:46:57.720 car in front of it. It's like promi's body up. 2152 01:46:59.119 --> 01:47:02.640 I wish man hindsight, like, oh darny. I had yogurt 2153 01:47:02.680 --> 01:47:04.159 in my hands too, and they exploded on. 2154 01:47:04.199 --> 01:47:08.600 My chest from from a from a from from getting 2155 01:47:08.680 --> 01:47:11.920 tinting up from getting hit, and then like after fucking 2156 01:47:11.960 --> 01:47:14.920 the whole thing was over, I looked like, fucking come 2157 01:47:15.000 --> 01:47:15.319 over me. 2158 01:47:15.479 --> 01:47:15.600 Man. 2159 01:47:20.800 --> 01:47:24.319 The crazy thing was when I went upstairs. I ran 2160 01:47:24.439 --> 01:47:27.399 upstairs to get the high ground, because that was basically 2161 01:47:27.600 --> 01:47:30.239 gonna like kill him essentially, like, oh, he's gonna come upstairs, 2162 01:47:30.279 --> 01:47:32.560 I'm gonna kick him down and then beat like I was. 2163 01:47:32.840 --> 01:47:34.960 The whole scenario went through my head. But then he 2164 01:47:35.199 --> 01:47:37.920 was smart enough. He was a smart soolo where he's like, oh, 2165 01:47:38.159 --> 01:47:40.079 you have the high ground. I'm not I'm not Anakin, 2166 01:47:40.840 --> 01:47:43.880 and so he walked away talking ship in the audacity. 2167 01:47:44.399 --> 01:47:47.680 He started talking ship to me. He like like, I 2168 01:47:48.000 --> 01:47:51.800 like as if I wronged him. Can't believe you put 2169 01:47:51.800 --> 01:47:54.560 a sitiary where you can't be stupid motherfucker. 2170 01:47:54.720 --> 01:47:58.479 This is what I'm like. You hit me crazy. 2171 01:48:00.520 --> 01:48:02.439 I haven't enough fight such a long time man, it's 2172 01:48:02.920 --> 01:48:03.920 crazy geez. 2173 01:48:04.399 --> 01:48:07.960 Besides that, it was probably like high school. 2174 01:48:08.039 --> 01:48:11.079 Maybe last time I was on a physical education was 2175 01:48:12.600 --> 01:48:15.000 outside of the McDonald's and Poughkeepsie. 2176 01:48:15.840 --> 01:48:18.840 That can't be right, No, No, I jump by these 2177 01:48:18.880 --> 01:48:20.880 fucking Florida rednecks. When do you talk I forgot about that. 2178 01:48:21.239 --> 01:48:21.840 We'll talk about that. 2179 01:48:21.920 --> 01:48:25.199 You should have like alder that bity their next you 2180 01:48:25.279 --> 01:48:27.960 off and you're like, last fight, they tried to eat me. 2181 01:48:28.319 --> 01:48:31.119 The last fine I was in that wasn't boxing. Yeah 2182 01:48:31.199 --> 01:48:33.640 it was. Yeah, it was high school or like just 2183 01:48:33.720 --> 01:48:35.079 before high school. I think it was like it might 2184 01:48:35.119 --> 01:48:37.119 have been junior high. Was it like over like Jimmy 2185 01:48:37.159 --> 01:48:39.880 Neutron or something. No, some kids I told the story before. 2186 01:48:39.960 --> 01:48:41.520 Some kids was like harassing me the whole year. It 2187 01:48:41.640 --> 01:48:43.600 is like, bothered me on the bus. And then the last, 2188 01:48:44.199 --> 01:48:45.880 the last week of school, I was just like, I'm 2189 01:48:45.920 --> 01:48:48.359 just gonna I was gonna hit this guy says like, 2190 01:48:48.399 --> 01:48:50.239 I don't I don't have to be here anymore. I 2191 01:48:50.319 --> 01:48:52.520 did all my classes, and so I punched his head 2192 01:48:52.520 --> 01:48:54.520 into the window of the bus. And then he never 2193 01:48:54.720 --> 01:48:56.680 he never bothered me again. Yeah, like and then he 2194 01:48:56.720 --> 01:49:00.000 switched schools the next year. Do you change the time 2195 01:49:00.239 --> 01:49:02.079 life again? 2196 01:49:02.119 --> 01:49:04.119 This hip like say stuff like it was. 2197 01:49:04.159 --> 01:49:09.079 Just so agregious. The thing is, every every morning, every morning, 2198 01:49:09.119 --> 01:49:10.279 you would like sit behind me on the bus and 2199 01:49:10.319 --> 01:49:12.359 you would like do this, you would like you know what, 2200 01:49:12.720 --> 01:49:15.720 you would like against like that set me off against 2201 01:49:15.760 --> 01:49:18.399 the cushion of the chair. And I had the patience 2202 01:49:18.439 --> 01:49:20.319 of a fucking saint. Yeah. I dealt with that for 2203 01:49:20.439 --> 01:49:22.079 like a good like for the entire school year. I 2204 01:49:22.159 --> 01:49:23.840 was like, you know what, whatever, crazy you did that. 2205 01:49:24.199 --> 01:49:28.319 Ignore it's crazy because I was like, because I don't 2206 01:49:28.319 --> 01:49:31.079 want to fight if I don't have to, especially at 2207 01:49:31.119 --> 01:49:33.439 that point, because like I it's actually funny in retrospect 2208 01:49:33.479 --> 01:49:35.079 because like I knew how to fight, because I just 2209 01:49:35.279 --> 01:49:38.840 I think I had just moved to that town like 2210 01:49:38.960 --> 01:49:41.199 maybe a year ago, and like the entire like three 2211 01:49:41.239 --> 01:49:43.039 years before then, I was doing, like, Hey, your dad 2212 01:49:43.079 --> 01:49:46.279 telt you how to kill? Yeah, exactly, well I had. 2213 01:49:46.319 --> 01:49:48.600 I was one stripe away from a black belt, and 2214 01:49:48.720 --> 01:49:50.399 then I just did I didn't do it. What what 2215 01:49:50.560 --> 01:49:54.520 what discipline? Kenpo or something? Kempo? Yeah, I think it was. 2216 01:49:54.600 --> 01:49:56.479 That is that when you like, I don't know what 2217 01:49:56.600 --> 01:50:00.680 that one is. Actually it's invented by Kenny Chesney. Okay, 2218 01:50:01.399 --> 01:50:04.199 I am not. I know. I know Ken Poe is 2219 01:50:04.239 --> 01:50:06.319 a real thing. I've heard the name. I just don't 2220 01:50:06.319 --> 01:50:08.840 know what that one is. I'm like, it's just generalized karate. 2221 01:50:08.880 --> 01:50:10.560 I think the thing that you trip people and they 2222 01:50:10.560 --> 01:50:12.359 almost die from, isn't that crazy tripping. 2223 01:50:12.399 --> 01:50:14.880 It's very it is very kick focused. From what I recalled. 2224 01:50:15.560 --> 01:50:16.000 You're thinking of. 2225 01:50:16.720 --> 01:50:21.119 You think that ship is so crazy dangerous, It's it's not, 2226 01:50:21.359 --> 01:50:24.359 actually because it's it's all of these tripping people really violently. 2227 01:50:24.479 --> 01:50:27.279 Well, if something is that someone hits their head, they die. 2228 01:50:27.439 --> 01:50:30.079 But like so it's in a real life scenario that 2229 01:50:30.119 --> 01:50:33.880 ship doesn't like to take judo. Judo works like like 2230 01:50:34.279 --> 01:50:35.479 like a keto doesn't. 2231 01:50:35.560 --> 01:50:37.920 It's not I just think the idea of this silly 2232 01:50:38.039 --> 01:50:40.920 martial arts. So you trip some guy real hard and 2233 01:50:41.199 --> 01:50:45.600 it's the back is it dies, Like fuck, I just 2234 01:50:45.800 --> 01:50:47.479 kicked his legs with a bunch of him. That's the 2235 01:50:47.560 --> 01:50:48.199 only reason why. 2236 01:50:48.359 --> 01:50:49.800 Like, that's why I don't But that's exactly why I 2237 01:50:49.800 --> 01:50:51.439 didn't want to get in. Like I was aware of that. 2238 01:50:51.760 --> 01:50:54.399 I was like, I don't, it's not worth it, even 2239 01:50:54.439 --> 01:50:57.960 as a kid. Like maybe, I mean it was totally 2240 01:50:58.000 --> 01:50:59.960 worth it, I said, I think about it as a kid. 2241 01:51:00.119 --> 01:51:02.560 It felt because like especially kids, they don't fall as 2242 01:51:02.600 --> 01:51:04.439 far and they don't fall as hard, so they're not 2243 01:51:04.479 --> 01:51:05.039 gonna die they. 2244 01:51:05.000 --> 01:51:07.800 Hit their head. For me, I was true. I don't 2245 01:51:07.800 --> 01:51:08.640 know if I was thinking about that. 2246 01:51:09.880 --> 01:51:12.720 I was all up for fighting until I saw a 2247 01:51:12.840 --> 01:51:15.479 fight outside of like school parameters, Like I saw my 2248 01:51:15.600 --> 01:51:17.720 first like outside of the area fight that went on 2249 01:51:17.800 --> 01:51:20.119 too long, and I was like, no more of this, 2250 01:51:20.920 --> 01:51:23.319 never gonna do this again because they fought. They feel 2251 01:51:23.359 --> 01:51:28.960 like it was like mcgillicutties. That's crazy real in that place, 2252 01:51:29.119 --> 01:51:31.199 like two people I know got intu fight. I feel 2253 01:51:31.199 --> 01:51:34.479 like that's from the I love, It's from where we live. 2254 01:51:34.520 --> 01:51:37.039 It's like I think it's in Newpules. I think nobody 2255 01:51:37.520 --> 01:51:42.600 pauls other than Mcgillicuddies. I gotta go to McGill Cuddies 2256 01:51:42.680 --> 01:51:49.720 and New Paul's New orbon Pikeepsie, and there are two 2257 01:51:49.960 --> 01:51:52.079 right places. But when they got the piss beating over something, 2258 01:51:52.600 --> 01:51:53.960 you know, Yeah, it was a fight that went on 2259 01:51:54.000 --> 01:51:55.279 too long. It was a fight that like, oh someone 2260 01:51:55.399 --> 01:51:57.880 was down and no one got there. A stomping and 2261 01:51:58.000 --> 01:52:01.520 I saw a guy fucking was tap dance some guy's head. 2262 01:52:01.720 --> 01:52:03.359 He kicked him in ahead and the guy's head just 2263 01:52:03.439 --> 01:52:06.079 went back and he fucking he liked like a dog 2264 01:52:06.239 --> 01:52:08.920 running in his sleep. And I was trying to sup 2265 01:52:09.039 --> 01:52:13.000 like somebody and he broke his own neck. No, what 2266 01:52:13.920 --> 01:52:15.680 fucking idiot anyway. 2267 01:52:15.560 --> 01:52:18.359 Abode of a guy stealing from awesome of a guy 2268 01:52:18.399 --> 01:52:19.920 stealing from a mall. He was like he stole some 2269 01:52:19.960 --> 01:52:21.600 glass was like flowing in the mall. Then he just 2270 01:52:21.640 --> 01:52:25.479 got it got chased, and he jumped off. The second 2271 01:52:25.520 --> 01:52:29.239 he jumped off one flight, but he landed on an 2272 01:52:29.319 --> 01:52:33.720 ice rink, so he broke both his legs. 2273 01:52:35.560 --> 01:52:41.920 And glashes. Ye, man, not even prescription. They don't even 2274 01:52:42.000 --> 01:52:46.760 better his life. I'm really a style give up retard, 2275 01:52:47.000 --> 01:52:49.800 Like damn. I was like, you stupid, You're just cooked, 2276 01:52:49.880 --> 01:52:51.920 and he gave it back. They would just ban you. 2277 01:52:52.159 --> 01:52:56.039 He ran away from stealing glasses like that like John 2278 01:52:56.119 --> 01:52:59.520 Woke's booth. Yeah, ran from killing, like trying to kill Lincoln. 2279 01:53:00.520 --> 01:53:04.479 At least Lincoln, at least he did it. Yeah, who 2280 01:53:04.600 --> 01:53:08.039 is who is JFK Lee Harvey Harvey Harvey Oswald? That's right? 2281 01:53:08.720 --> 01:53:15.079 Apparently the silent cartographer that an is that an amber alert? 2282 01:53:15.800 --> 01:53:19.840 What is this silence? That's that's my WiFi? Okay, so 2283 01:53:20.159 --> 01:53:22.439 it says it does not appear to be connected to 2284 01:53:22.479 --> 01:53:25.920 the internet. Oh I guess I I at auto connected? 2285 01:53:26.079 --> 01:53:27.279 Oh yeah, maybe my internet. 2286 01:53:28.000 --> 01:53:28.199 I was. 2287 01:53:28.640 --> 01:53:32.000 I was like, who has my phone? Who has my 2288 01:53:33.760 --> 01:53:37.119 Who has my phone? The silent chotographer in in in 2289 01:53:37.239 --> 01:53:40.680 fairness is a fairly ominous, like there is something like 2290 01:53:40.760 --> 01:53:44.119 what is that? Yeah, it looks nefarious? Who currently has 2291 01:53:44.199 --> 01:53:47.159 my phone that I'm holding? Right, now like somebody I 2292 01:53:47.279 --> 01:53:49.319 finally got access to it and they're gonna do some 2293 01:53:49.399 --> 01:53:51.720 weird ship to who knows, put a bunch of epsteam 2294 01:53:51.720 --> 01:53:54.039 ship on there. They'd be like, Oh, it wasn't Epstein, 2295 01:53:54.039 --> 01:53:57.199 it was it was it was Derek, it was we 2296 01:53:57.319 --> 01:53:58.079 got the wrong guy. 2297 01:53:58.479 --> 01:54:01.800 It wasn't Jeffrey Epstein, was Derek Black. I'm not even 2298 01:54:02.079 --> 01:54:05.479 old enough to be like, what are you talking about. 2299 01:54:05.479 --> 01:54:09.000 I couldn't have been around being on planes and ship 2300 01:54:09.119 --> 01:54:13.319 running a fuck right, yeah whatever, you and your shick, 2301 01:54:13.439 --> 01:54:16.000 fucking gross painting of Bill Clinton address. 2302 01:54:16.119 --> 01:54:21.920 You freak what I don't that's not mine. I didn't 2303 01:54:22.680 --> 01:54:25.199 imagine I having to argue that's not mine. It's big 2304 01:54:25.279 --> 01:54:28.319 painting of Bill Clinton address. It's like sixteen feet tall. 2305 01:54:28.359 --> 01:54:30.800 Or you're being brought in front of the judge. The 2306 01:54:31.600 --> 01:54:33.680 we finally got him. We told you, we got him, 2307 01:54:33.720 --> 01:54:38.399 We told you, oh im. Now let's get this last question. 2308 01:54:38.760 --> 01:54:41.960 This is a this is a wild one, so prepare yourselves, 2309 01:54:42.640 --> 01:54:48.159 Corinth wrote in. Or Corinth Corinth wrote wrote in. He says, hey, Chris, 2310 01:54:48.279 --> 01:54:50.159 Derek and the guy. I send all my fucked memes 2311 01:54:50.199 --> 01:54:53.399 to a bit of a long one, but it's worth it. 2312 01:54:53.920 --> 01:54:56.159 A few weeks ago, I had to dispose of one 2313 01:54:56.199 --> 01:54:58.600 of those sex toys that's literally just a scale down 2314 01:54:58.680 --> 01:55:02.279 woman's lower torso no I impulse bought it online when 2315 01:55:02.319 --> 01:55:05.840 I was eighteen. I'm twenty now midstroke had so horny 2316 01:55:05.840 --> 01:55:08.039 I was shooting coum out of my eyeballs. I used 2317 01:55:08.039 --> 01:55:11.079 it twice and hated it, so I hid it in 2318 01:55:11.119 --> 01:55:12.840 the back of my closet until I was finally bold 2319 01:55:12.920 --> 01:55:14.800 enough to get rid of it, as I couldn't just 2320 01:55:14.880 --> 01:55:17.119 throw it away as I live with family, so my 2321 01:55:17.279 --> 01:55:20.000 friend picked me up no questions asked and drove me 2322 01:55:20.079 --> 01:55:23.319 to the other side of town and behind a strip 2323 01:55:23.439 --> 01:55:26.960 mall so we could throw it in a dumpster. Unfortunately, 2324 01:55:27.520 --> 01:55:32.399 the dumpster was locked. All the dumpsters were locked, so 2325 01:55:32.560 --> 01:55:36.239 I ended up dumping it behind a dumpster that was 2326 01:55:36.600 --> 01:55:40.119 facing a road, and thof, we're not well hidden at all, 2327 01:55:40.279 --> 01:55:42.279 as it was the only place that the cameras behind 2328 01:55:42.319 --> 01:55:45.439 the strip mall couldn't see. After getting back to the 2329 01:55:45.520 --> 01:55:47.680 car and driving off, my friend brought up that either 2330 01:55:47.800 --> 01:55:50.560 that thing will remain behind that dumpster festering forever, or 2331 01:55:51.039 --> 01:55:54.600 which pertains to the question, some poor minimum wage worker 2332 01:55:55.239 --> 01:55:58.479 we'd have to pick it up, box it, box and all, 2333 01:55:59.000 --> 01:56:01.680 and get rid of it himself self. Mind you. In 2334 01:56:01.840 --> 01:56:04.119 order to fit it into my backpack to travel with, 2335 01:56:04.239 --> 01:56:06.680 I had to cut the box into four flattened pieces. 2336 01:56:07.439 --> 01:56:09.239 So it's not like they could just put the Oh 2337 01:56:09.319 --> 01:56:12.319 my god, what have you done? Dude? So you have 2338 01:56:12.439 --> 01:56:14.800 to pick up the thing. Then you can't even put 2339 01:56:14.840 --> 01:56:18.039 in the box. See, I'm I'm this is what this is? 2340 01:56:18.279 --> 01:56:18.319 Is? 2341 01:56:18.399 --> 01:56:21.039 That was that finished? Well, the there's a question afterwards, 2342 01:56:21.079 --> 01:56:23.479 but if we want to address meat of it. 2343 01:56:24.159 --> 01:56:30.359 So I am perplexed how insanely elaborate that is, because 2344 01:56:30.840 --> 01:56:34.399 like I've had, like, say, uh, there was I got 2345 01:56:34.479 --> 01:56:37.560 sent three sex toys by real dollar, not real doll. 2346 01:56:37.640 --> 01:56:40.359 What were they called? That doesn't matter. I forgot. Yeah, 2347 01:56:40.399 --> 01:56:42.960 I don't know. The flesh Light. What am I saying? 2348 01:56:43.039 --> 01:56:43.159 Oh? 2349 01:56:43.279 --> 01:56:45.079 Yes, light, Fleshlight sent me three things. 2350 01:56:45.159 --> 01:56:45.840 I I I. 2351 01:56:47.520 --> 01:56:49.560 Gave two away. I tried one. 2352 01:56:49.640 --> 01:56:52.239 I was like this sucks and and said, now I 2353 01:56:52.279 --> 01:56:54.399 know it's not a fucking half horse or whatever the fuck, 2354 01:56:54.439 --> 01:56:57.479 but still all you do is put it in a 2355 01:56:57.680 --> 01:57:01.880 trash bag, thinking fucking tie it and then put. 2356 01:57:01.760 --> 01:57:04.159 It in the track. Put it in the trash can. Yeah, yeah, 2357 01:57:04.359 --> 01:57:06.359 that's you do, dude. That's kind of how I feel 2358 01:57:06.359 --> 01:57:08.439 about it too. It's because I've definitely had to dispose 2359 01:57:08.479 --> 01:57:12.000 of things secretly when I was living with family. Just 2360 01:57:12.079 --> 01:57:14.319 I would just put it in a trash bag and 2361 01:57:14.560 --> 01:57:17.760 put it in the trash can in a trash bag, 2362 01:57:18.119 --> 01:57:24.680 and then always for posterity. Yeah, paper towel, paper plate, 2363 01:57:24.800 --> 01:57:26.680 you can put some other stuff into the cove. Make 2364 01:57:26.720 --> 01:57:28.920 sure it can't be transparent or whatever. We're just get 2365 01:57:28.960 --> 01:57:30.600 a black trash bag if you if you really want, 2366 01:57:30.680 --> 01:57:32.960 you can't see through it. Here's the thing at that point, 2367 01:57:33.119 --> 01:57:35.479 if somebody finds it, they're a bigger freak than you. 2368 01:57:35.680 --> 01:57:36.159 Exactly. 2369 01:57:36.439 --> 01:57:37.640 That's how I thought about It's like, what are you 2370 01:57:37.640 --> 01:57:39.720 doing digging through the trash? Yes, weirdo. 2371 01:57:40.479 --> 01:57:42.840 That's crazier than what I do. Wait, crazier because you're 2372 01:57:42.880 --> 01:57:45.079 just fucking a toy. That's not a big deal. 2373 01:57:45.119 --> 01:57:48.159 Actually now it depends on kind of toy time, but 2374 01:57:48.840 --> 01:57:50.319 it would be it would be wild to just throw 2375 01:57:50.359 --> 01:57:52.479 it away with dough trash bag. Though. It's like it's 2376 01:57:52.600 --> 01:57:56.880 like if we were living together and you saw trash 2377 01:57:57.039 --> 01:57:59.439 a flesh line in our trash can, like in like 2378 01:57:59.560 --> 01:58:03.119 olive were have you ever seen what the fleshlight looks 2379 01:58:03.119 --> 01:58:06.319 outside of the It looks very funny. It looks so weird. 2380 01:58:06.399 --> 01:58:08.600 So just see that. I've had four job jacks, Like 2381 01:58:08.960 --> 01:58:12.039 it's a very weird looking put on the top of 2382 01:58:12.079 --> 01:58:16.640 the trash can in the kitchen, laying on top like 2383 01:58:16.720 --> 01:58:17.439 a twinkie. 2384 01:58:18.800 --> 01:58:21.359 Somebody puts a dollar a whipped cream on ice cream. 2385 01:58:22.199 --> 01:58:24.000 But this was way too elaborate, to the point where 2386 01:58:24.039 --> 01:58:27.960 this person they even thought, where is this? Where is this? 2387 01:58:28.479 --> 01:58:30.840 Where is this the least weirdest place to put this? 2388 01:58:31.279 --> 01:58:34.039 Oh, behind a strip club, because there's probably a bunch 2389 01:58:34.039 --> 01:58:35.039 of weird sex stuff here. 2390 01:58:35.119 --> 01:58:37.760 Anyway, I love the idea that you involved your friend 2391 01:58:37.840 --> 01:58:40.199 in this. Yeah, like why I would never in a 2392 01:58:40.279 --> 01:58:43.119 million years involve my friend in disposing of a sex 2393 01:58:43.199 --> 01:58:47.279 toy unless it was for content. You know what I mean. Listen, No, 2394 01:58:47.520 --> 01:58:53.720 don't don't know you thought you overthought it. I understand you. 2395 01:58:54.159 --> 01:58:57.560 I understand that. Yeah, it's it is embarrassing to have 2396 01:58:57.760 --> 01:59:00.359 I get that. That is one of those if you 2397 01:59:00.520 --> 01:59:03.520 do it as like, oh, I iron you know you're 2398 01:59:03.560 --> 01:59:04.079 being iron? 2399 01:59:04.439 --> 01:59:08.840 Are like I got this. I'm sure play people have 2400 01:59:08.920 --> 01:59:11.960 said that even like oh I got this dildo, this 2401 01:59:12.119 --> 01:59:17.079 funny hot by the sly in the middle of. 2402 01:59:17.079 --> 01:59:17.600 Talking about it. 2403 01:59:17.840 --> 01:59:19.960 I imagine that issue is that, like you cannot own 2404 01:59:20.039 --> 01:59:22.359 something like that because like if you if it's in 2405 01:59:22.479 --> 01:59:25.279 your possession, curiosity will get the better of you at 2406 01:59:25.319 --> 01:59:28.720 some point because otherwise you just have something purpose. Yeah, 2407 01:59:28.800 --> 01:59:30.800 so you're gonna use it. You know why you bought it. 2408 01:59:30.960 --> 01:59:31.680 You know why you bought it. 2409 01:59:32.039 --> 01:59:34.800 I can suppress myself from using things that are worth money, 2410 01:59:35.720 --> 01:59:39.199 but like I have I have like cards that I 2411 01:59:39.279 --> 01:59:43.279 have that dude, oh I liker stuff. Okay, speaking of that, 2412 01:59:43.319 --> 01:59:44.439 I didn't understand first. 2413 01:59:46.319 --> 01:59:47.039 Totally worth money. 2414 01:59:47.079 --> 01:59:48.560 So if I got like a sex toy that was 2415 01:59:48.640 --> 01:59:51.880 like made by Kojima and it's literally Norman Retis. 2416 01:59:52.319 --> 01:59:52.399 Like. 2417 01:59:54.239 --> 01:59:57.680 It's like it's like it's the Depth randing fucking completely 2418 01:59:57.800 --> 01:59:59.840 him on the beach and for some reason he's like 2419 02:00:00.079 --> 02:00:02.720 doing something and it's Norman Rita's literally but it's a 2420 02:00:02.800 --> 02:00:05.520 fucking fucking sex toy. I wouldn't use out, but this 2421 02:00:05.600 --> 02:00:07.000 was too much money for me to use. I'm not 2422 02:00:07.039 --> 02:00:10.000 gonna deface it. I'm so immature that my brain's never 2423 02:00:10.159 --> 02:00:14.319 considered like a male sex doll. But like, of course, 2424 02:00:14.960 --> 02:00:20.079 like no ship. Yeah, so not a homosexual versus like 2425 02:00:20.800 --> 02:00:21.960 it's I was. 2426 02:00:22.000 --> 02:00:27.359 Just thinking, I think Norman rita sex doll, fucking dude, 2427 02:00:27.840 --> 02:00:31.399 and it's his side. It's like I think I remember 2428 02:00:31.479 --> 02:00:34.439 seeing like because I went to U years ago. I 2429 02:00:34.479 --> 02:00:37.920 went to a factor, like a sex toy factor. Yeah, 2430 02:00:38.000 --> 02:00:40.159 with Lacey. She was shooting something there was and I 2431 02:00:40.239 --> 02:00:42.920 was like doing camera before. So what a weird trip. 2432 02:00:42.960 --> 02:00:45.760 Actually I totally forgot about that, but like I remember 2433 02:00:45.800 --> 02:00:47.680 the like the room where they were just all a sample. 2434 02:00:47.720 --> 02:00:50.720 It looks so funny because it's just like just dicks 2435 02:00:51.000 --> 02:00:54.119 and then like there's an ass. It's just like on 2436 02:00:54.199 --> 02:00:59.119 the wall. It's like a rack of asses. That actually 2437 02:00:59.199 --> 02:01:01.720 sounds awesome. It was very funny. It was very difficult 2438 02:01:01.760 --> 02:01:04.720 to sex factory. It was quite difficult to maintain, like 2439 02:01:05.439 --> 02:01:15.880 did you have sex, George, We're gonna fuck. They had 2440 02:01:17.560 --> 02:01:20.720 one of the early early robots though, to talk to you. 2441 02:01:21.680 --> 02:01:23.800 We got to talk to him. That's weird far, that's 2442 02:01:23.880 --> 02:01:26.279 too far upsetting. I need that ship to be like 2443 02:01:26.359 --> 02:01:30.760 perfect before, and you need to be completely indistinguishable. You 2444 02:01:30.880 --> 02:01:33.159 need for me to not even debate whether or not 2445 02:01:33.279 --> 02:01:35.640 you're a real person. I mean, even if you are 2446 02:01:35.760 --> 02:01:38.560 functionally like a machine type ship. Yeah, it's gotta be 2447 02:01:38.680 --> 02:01:41.960 like where I can. I don't think I would, which 2448 02:01:42.000 --> 02:01:43.640 I don't think we'll lift. I just don't need that. 2449 02:01:43.720 --> 02:01:45.159 I just don't need that, you know, I don't need to. 2450 02:01:45.920 --> 02:01:48.439 I don't need I don't need it at all either. Anyway, 2451 02:01:48.680 --> 02:01:50.640 to get to this guy's question, let's go, he says, 2452 02:01:50.760 --> 02:01:53.720 So I asked you this after all that have you 2453 02:01:53.720 --> 02:01:55.920 ever done something that you knew would fuck up someone's 2454 02:01:56.000 --> 02:01:58.079 day but we're gone from the scene of the crime 2455 02:01:58.159 --> 02:02:00.000 before before you could take responsibility. 2456 02:02:00.279 --> 02:02:01.600 Yeah, probably, Yeah, I done. 2457 02:02:01.920 --> 02:02:03.560 Of course. Do you have an example. 2458 02:02:03.880 --> 02:02:08.680 I've definitely, I've definitely made messes in for Lily to 2459 02:02:08.760 --> 02:02:10.600 clean up after me because she made me mad, like 2460 02:02:10.640 --> 02:02:11.479 petty enough to be like. 2461 02:02:11.479 --> 02:02:14.159 You know what, you're like that I am. 2462 02:02:14.319 --> 02:02:17.359 I am not a petty person, but I've I'm not 2463 02:02:17.479 --> 02:02:20.319 usually a petty person usually, but I've I've fallen too 2464 02:02:20.439 --> 02:02:22.479 being angry sometimes like. 2465 02:02:22.600 --> 02:02:25.079 Ripped her ship because she Oh my god, that is 2466 02:02:25.159 --> 02:02:26.800 the most that is the most way I've ever done 2467 02:02:26.840 --> 02:02:29.159 her where she feel like you're playing. She pulled my things, 2468 02:02:29.199 --> 02:02:31.199 she sucked my shirt and I went up there and 2469 02:02:31.399 --> 02:02:32.640 you're like, that's so crazy. 2470 02:02:32.720 --> 02:02:34.520 She was just like, dude, what the fuck? And I 2471 02:02:34.640 --> 02:02:37.279 was like, I'm sorry, I let my impulsive thoughts. 2472 02:02:37.000 --> 02:02:39.680 To win, Like you have a demon in you that 2473 02:02:40.319 --> 02:02:42.000 needs to be what I mean when I say that 2474 02:02:42.079 --> 02:02:44.359 he's gonna explode one day, because that's just not normal 2475 02:02:44.520 --> 02:02:44.720 to do. 2476 02:02:45.319 --> 02:02:48.159 It was it was I'm not usually that petty, but 2477 02:02:48.279 --> 02:02:50.119 like I had a moment out of was gonna say 2478 02:02:50.159 --> 02:02:52.399 the wrong thing, and then all of a sudden, he's 2479 02:02:52.399 --> 02:02:56.079 gonna rip half he's guys, don't think i'd be on 2480 02:02:56.119 --> 02:02:56.920 the podcast anymore. 2481 02:02:59.560 --> 02:03:03.399 He says it that like apathetically first, would I even 2482 02:03:03.520 --> 02:03:04.640 understand what he says at first? 2483 02:03:09.119 --> 02:03:11.000 I don't think that's that's not as the same as 2484 02:03:11.000 --> 02:03:13.920 you guys shirt. 2485 02:03:14.720 --> 02:03:16.840 I think that. I think it's crazy that you don't 2486 02:03:16.880 --> 02:03:19.039 think that that's destroyed people's property. 2487 02:03:19.159 --> 02:03:21.720 She also destroyed my shirt, not on purpose. That's true 2488 02:03:22.520 --> 02:03:24.680 play fighting exactly. That's why it's crazy. It's like, you 2489 02:03:24.720 --> 02:03:27.319 know what, I love the shirt too, but you like 2490 02:03:27.439 --> 02:03:29.439 you went out of your way. It's like it's it's 2491 02:03:29.439 --> 02:03:32.520 the whole thing about like say, the intent matters. Look, 2492 02:03:32.600 --> 02:03:35.560 it's like a murder versus man. Slaught's absolutely you didn't 2493 02:03:35.560 --> 02:03:37.239 mean to kill someone versus you went out to go 2494 02:03:37.359 --> 02:03:37.720 kill him. 2495 02:03:37.800 --> 02:03:43.840 Look, it's years for Men's laughter. Man's left you the 2496 02:03:43.880 --> 02:03:46.760 naked gun trailer. I didn't see that. It's not bad. 2497 02:03:48.039 --> 02:03:51.159 I've seen ten years for men's Man's Laughter must have 2498 02:03:51.199 --> 02:03:52.039 been a pretty good joke. 2499 02:03:53.079 --> 02:03:53.880 I saw a thing. 2500 02:03:54.880 --> 02:03:56.520 I might check it out. I'm probably gonna check it, 2501 02:03:56.640 --> 02:03:59.319 if only just because like the novelty of seeing a 2502 02:03:59.359 --> 02:04:02.039 comedy in theater again. Yeah, like that's enough for me 2503 02:04:02.079 --> 02:04:04.000 to be like, you know what, Yeah, I'm not confidence 2504 02:04:04.000 --> 02:04:05.640 it's going to be great. But I told you it 2505 02:04:05.680 --> 02:04:08.640 goes to hunt some blacks. You know, that's how it ends. 2506 02:04:08.960 --> 02:04:10.880 He's like, I think that'd be legendary if he was 2507 02:04:10.880 --> 02:04:11.359 accepted that. 2508 02:04:11.439 --> 02:04:14.880 Like, I think the end of then they get is leamy, 2509 02:04:14.880 --> 02:04:16.279 since face shows up on the screen and then a 2510 02:04:16.399 --> 02:04:19.439 turret shows up in the real movie theater and kills 2511 02:04:19.479 --> 02:04:25.840 every black person. I finally, I finally completed my hunt. 2512 02:04:26.039 --> 02:04:28.920 I finally phoned him. I finally don't I. 2513 02:04:28.960 --> 02:04:34.199 Probably got it even pops up at home. If you 2514 02:04:34.279 --> 02:04:38.760 stream it, A drone flies to your house, I avenged 2515 02:04:38.800 --> 02:04:42.359 my friend. I don't actually even remember what I see 2516 02:04:42.479 --> 02:04:47.000 that accent, that's something like fucking's Irish. 2517 02:04:48.720 --> 02:04:50.720 He is Irish, isn't he? I don't think he's a Scotti. 2518 02:04:50.760 --> 02:04:52.600 So you avenged my thing pretty much. 2519 02:04:52.640 --> 02:04:55.680 But they're just happier, right, venged my friend, befriend You 2520 02:04:55.800 --> 02:04:56.600 venged my friend. 2521 02:04:58.800 --> 02:05:05.840 At all. It's me Rachel, Rachel. That's all they can say. 2522 02:05:12.760 --> 02:05:14.760 One of my friends tried to convince me that Hagens 2523 02:05:14.840 --> 02:05:16.239 was real, and she showed me a creature. 2524 02:05:17.680 --> 02:05:20.960 I saw that you. I love that. That image made 2525 02:05:21.000 --> 02:05:22.479 me laugh so hard when I saw, like, look, this 2526 02:05:22.600 --> 02:05:24.319 is a native haggis and it was just like it 2527 02:05:24.399 --> 02:05:26.520 was like an ai image of like, I guess somebody 2528 02:05:26.600 --> 02:05:28.840 like prompted like, what if Hagis was an animal? What 2529 02:05:28.840 --> 02:05:32.479 would it look like? A porcupine? Fucking weird thing? And 2530 02:05:32.600 --> 02:05:34.239 it looks like a weird goat. And I just remember 2531 02:05:34.279 --> 02:05:35.720 being like, oh my god, so many people are gonna 2532 02:05:35.720 --> 02:05:36.840 look at this and they're gonna think like. 2533 02:05:36.880 --> 02:05:40.119 Oh, that's what I tried to Luckily, I heard of 2534 02:05:40.199 --> 02:05:44.159 Hagis prior and I was just like, isn't has like 2535 02:05:44.199 --> 02:05:45.960 a dish? She was like, Nah, dude, this is real. 2536 02:05:47.279 --> 02:05:48.119 This is the thing. Man. 2537 02:05:48.760 --> 02:05:51.279 You're just you're just absolutely wrong. It's a real thing, 2538 02:05:51.920 --> 02:05:52.319 ain't good? 2539 02:05:52.439 --> 02:05:52.600 Man? 2540 02:05:52.720 --> 02:05:55.640 So I couldn't imagine something like that. I couldn't imagine 2541 02:05:55.680 --> 02:05:58.960 in seasons meet in Europe. I just couldn't imagine doing it. 2542 02:05:59.039 --> 02:06:01.239 You have to reatart my internet. Oh I can't get 2543 02:06:01.239 --> 02:06:02.119 I can't get the names. 2544 02:06:02.760 --> 02:06:08.439 Oh because okay, gotcha? Alright, alright, we'll we'll swortify with 2545 02:06:08.479 --> 02:06:09.399 our dick's while you're gun. 2546 02:06:11.640 --> 02:06:14.319 Maybe not, I mean I think we should. Maybe not. 2547 02:06:14.800 --> 02:06:21.800 I think we can, like finally compare penis size, talk 2548 02:06:21.880 --> 02:06:23.960 about how bigger peep is. Man, it's time to show 2549 02:06:24.000 --> 02:06:24.279 it's a. 2550 02:06:24.520 --> 02:06:29.319 Rare condition this day. Maybe eating the goods, bootting the 2551 02:06:29.439 --> 02:06:34.720 paper page love and condition is a grand design. 2552 02:06:36.239 --> 02:06:39.199 Is even harder to find. Breaking some spoines. 2553 02:06:39.600 --> 02:06:43.800 Well, there must be some magic juice that control the 2554 02:06:44.000 --> 02:06:53.720 media and all that's Jews on TV controlling everything on 2555 02:06:53.880 --> 02:06:54.720 every screen. 2556 02:06:56.840 --> 02:07:04.359 It's the Jew's is the Jewish? You know they fucking is? Really? 2557 02:07:07.600 --> 02:07:16.880 Did you make a Sideways Faces Stupid Drake album? 2558 02:07:21.680 --> 02:07:23.439 Which one was that? That one sucked me later? Which 2559 02:07:23.600 --> 02:07:23.720 was that? 2560 02:07:24.039 --> 02:07:27.960 Uh no, it's uh never never be the same again, 2561 02:07:28.039 --> 02:07:30.760 never be the same. I love that album. Actually, I 2562 02:07:30.840 --> 02:07:32.520 actually do like old Drake a lot. I'm a big 2563 02:07:32.560 --> 02:07:34.560 fan of I didn't I didn't used to. 2564 02:07:35.079 --> 02:07:36.800 I didn't used to have any problems with them until 2565 02:07:36.800 --> 02:07:41.119 he started, like I think he just something he uh. 2566 02:07:43.439 --> 02:07:46.159 I think just like him, him not being himself got 2567 02:07:46.199 --> 02:07:46.520 to him. 2568 02:07:46.680 --> 02:07:48.239 I think he got lazy, and then he got really 2569 02:07:48.319 --> 02:07:50.680 lazy in the way that wasn't cool. Drake, I think 2570 02:07:50.720 --> 02:07:51.199 got really. 2571 02:07:51.119 --> 02:07:52.640 Really like I don't even have a problem with this. 2572 02:07:53.159 --> 02:07:55.399 To me, it's just like you know how some people 2573 02:07:56.439 --> 02:07:58.680 they start having identity crisis, like crisis. 2574 02:07:58.720 --> 02:07:58.920 I think. 2575 02:07:58.960 --> 02:08:00.840 I think the problem is that I think Drake was 2576 02:08:00.960 --> 02:08:05.119 making and he's made really good music, and then he's 2577 02:08:05.199 --> 02:08:08.119 made pretty music for a while, and then what happens 2578 02:08:08.359 --> 02:08:10.840 is I think it got to a point it's insane. 2579 02:08:16.600 --> 02:08:24.239 I was registering this is the least funny thing I've 2580 02:08:24.239 --> 02:08:27.319 ever seen. But I'm somehow like it is hysterical to me, 2581 02:08:28.560 --> 02:08:34.880 a fake supposed to be Arnold. Arnold's profile so insane. 2582 02:08:35.399 --> 02:08:37.159 But for me, it's like, I think he made good music, 2583 02:08:37.520 --> 02:08:39.920 but then he started getting accolades from music that he 2584 02:08:39.920 --> 02:08:43.159 didn't deserve anymore, and it's like, oh, you're just you're lazy. 2585 02:08:43.920 --> 02:08:45.119 People started hating him for it. 2586 02:08:45.399 --> 02:08:48.199 His music sucks. But to me, personally, like just personally 2587 02:08:48.399 --> 02:08:50.399 like more because a lot of people can't keep up 2588 02:08:50.439 --> 02:08:51.359 good music all the time. 2589 02:08:51.520 --> 02:08:54.880 I accept that, but there's just I have a problem 2590 02:08:54.920 --> 02:08:57.279 with Drake where his biggest problem right now is that 2591 02:08:57.640 --> 02:09:01.000 it just seems like he he can't accept that he's 2592 02:09:01.079 --> 02:09:03.760 not hood enough or something that he can't accept that 2593 02:09:03.840 --> 02:09:07.359 he's some dumb ass from actor from Canada because I 2594 02:09:07.439 --> 02:09:10.159 don't give a flying fuck. But then he's like, oh, 2595 02:09:10.399 --> 02:09:13.199 fucking Toronto's all hard, and he started doing all this stuff, 2596 02:09:13.239 --> 02:09:15.439 and he started making all these moves, and then he 2597 02:09:15.720 --> 02:09:17.600 started seeing how he was talking, the way he started 2598 02:09:17.680 --> 02:09:19.119 dressing and presenting himself from. 2599 02:09:19.079 --> 02:09:21.439 Like he's just a really fake person. 2600 02:09:21.960 --> 02:09:24.600 He's I get that, Like I just I think that's 2601 02:09:24.800 --> 02:09:26.640 to me, that's like the worst thing you can do 2602 02:09:26.840 --> 02:09:28.399 is just not being your fucking self. 2603 02:09:28.800 --> 02:09:31.520 It's not being authentic like like like fucking like like 2604 02:09:31.840 --> 02:09:36.279 childge Gambino. Like imagine, like imagine if if Childish Gambino 2605 02:09:36.359 --> 02:09:39.079 got like that, if he just didn't accept that, like 2606 02:09:39.159 --> 02:09:42.119 you know, like fucking Donald Glover. 2607 02:09:42.039 --> 02:09:44.279 Is just like I am who I am, and like 2608 02:09:44.399 --> 02:09:45.800 a lot I think I think the idea is that 2609 02:09:46.000 --> 02:09:47.479 like a lot of rappers had to come to that 2610 02:09:47.600 --> 02:09:50.520 terms of like Oh, we're just I'm just not It's whatever, Docuse. 2611 02:09:50.520 --> 02:09:53.359 I think a lot of old rappers were thugs, but 2612 02:09:53.479 --> 02:09:55.600 then it was like, oh, I'm just look even the 2613 02:09:55.680 --> 02:09:59.479 ones that were costplaying like that for from the from 2614 02:09:59.520 --> 02:10:01.920 the beginning, I don't really care if they're cosplaying like that. 2615 02:10:02.279 --> 02:10:05.039 To me, it's more of Drake started off being himself 2616 02:10:06.600 --> 02:10:13.319 like fucking uh, young money. Drake was still a fucking nerd, 2617 02:10:14.359 --> 02:10:16.520 and that was completely fine. And then at a certain 2618 02:10:16.600 --> 02:10:19.800 point he got older and then shit started to get 2619 02:10:19.800 --> 02:10:20.880 to him and he's like, I don't want to be 2620 02:10:20.960 --> 02:10:23.119 this fucking nerdy kid anymore. I don't want to be 2621 02:10:23.159 --> 02:10:25.079 the kid that says the hard R. What I'm trying 2622 02:10:25.119 --> 02:10:26.640 to say, uh, Like, I don't know you ever seen 2623 02:10:26.680 --> 02:10:29.119 that clip of him where he says that's that inward? 2624 02:10:29.159 --> 02:10:31.720 He says the hard R instead of like that's that, 2625 02:10:32.079 --> 02:10:34.520 that's that inward right there, he says that hard Like 2626 02:10:34.680 --> 02:10:35.479 that was Drake. 2627 02:10:36.439 --> 02:10:39.680 Liking uh what was it? Like? Uh, he liked tuna 2628 02:10:39.720 --> 02:10:42.399 and Mayo sandwiches or whatever the fuck like his mom 2629 02:10:42.479 --> 02:10:44.239 he asked his mom for this like specific like that 2630 02:10:44.720 --> 02:10:46.880 who Drake was? Now I'm trying to pretend like he 2631 02:10:47.079 --> 02:10:49.359 didn't grow up in Canada like that. And I think 2632 02:10:49.399 --> 02:10:53.560 that's stupid, that's sad. No, I'm just I'm just like 2633 02:10:53.720 --> 02:10:57.800 realizing the uh. I'm trying to realize the the the 2634 02:10:58.039 --> 02:11:01.079 doodle that we made by accident. This is the least 2635 02:11:01.119 --> 02:11:02.319 beautiful everything in my life. 2636 02:11:03.239 --> 02:11:03.800 I like him. 2637 02:11:04.399 --> 02:11:05.880 I think I'm a big fan of him. I like 2638 02:11:06.000 --> 02:11:11.399 him pretty good. I like him. This is what I 2639 02:11:11.439 --> 02:11:14.079 saw when I looked at it. There you go, look 2640 02:11:14.119 --> 02:11:21.319 at him. We got a sweet all right. Hopefully our 2641 02:11:21.399 --> 02:11:25.199 poll extend, Hopefully the internet works. Oh thank god. That 2642 02:11:25.199 --> 02:11:32.479 would have been really fucking annoying. You you you jo 2643 02:11:32.920 --> 02:11:39.760 watch out yum jigger, you jigger is crazy And he's like, 2644 02:11:39.880 --> 02:11:45.199 what what? Why would you call me that? Do you 2645 02:11:45.279 --> 02:11:48.760 think you? Have you seen that video of like Jamba 2646 02:11:48.880 --> 02:11:52.159 fucking Stitch or the audio of Jama fucking Stitch where 2647 02:11:52.159 --> 02:11:54.319 it's Johna going like make that mess? Who make that mess? 2648 02:11:57.359 --> 02:12:00.600 That's so discussed. And then I saw you like it 2649 02:12:01.079 --> 02:12:03.760 on Instagram. I might have in one of my fucking 2650 02:12:04.199 --> 02:12:08.199 one of my fucking benders, one of my bullshit benders Instagram. 2651 02:12:08.239 --> 02:12:10.319 Real benders are real Instagram. 2652 02:12:10.479 --> 02:12:12.880 My Instagram is so because it was it was women 2653 02:12:13.000 --> 02:12:15.359 too much, and I unfollowed all the girls follow every 2654 02:12:15.399 --> 02:12:17.960 woman and I cleansed my timeline and then it just 2655 02:12:18.079 --> 02:12:22.239 turned into bullshit, like straight up like insane bulls. 2656 02:12:22.199 --> 02:12:23.279 Porn and bullshit. That's all it is. 2657 02:12:23.439 --> 02:12:26.560 There's I saw a video of a dog like getting 2658 02:12:26.680 --> 02:12:29.239 like there's a video of it's like this guy that 2659 02:12:29.359 --> 02:12:30.640 like he's somewhere in the Middle East and you have 2660 02:12:30.680 --> 02:12:32.439 a bunch of like a little while like random puppy. 2661 02:12:32.520 --> 02:12:35.760 It's like all over the place and some guy like 2662 02:12:36.319 --> 02:12:39.000 ran and like like like oh, come here, and they 2663 02:12:39.079 --> 02:12:40.840 can't checked his hand and he grabbed it and he 2664 02:12:40.880 --> 02:12:42.640 started tickling it, and I was like, oh, that's so cute. 2665 02:12:42.880 --> 02:12:43.920 Then the next video is. 2666 02:12:43.920 --> 02:12:46.560 A guy stepping on a manhole that fucking flew off 2667 02:12:47.039 --> 02:12:49.680 and the guy went up in a manhole landed and 2668 02:12:49.760 --> 02:12:51.119 the guy did it some. 2669 02:12:51.279 --> 02:12:55.319 Video, So I was like, what what is it? Something 2670 02:12:55.479 --> 02:12:57.439 a long time ago, some guy doing They were doing 2671 02:12:57.520 --> 02:13:00.680 like the the airbag under the seat prank, but like 2672 02:13:00.800 --> 02:13:03.520 they calibrate they aimed it wrong or something, and so 2673 02:13:03.720 --> 02:13:06.239 like he was sitting in the chair and then his 2674 02:13:06.439 --> 02:13:09.079 legs flew up the opposite way. 2675 02:13:11.279 --> 02:13:11.760 It was just like. 2676 02:13:15.720 --> 02:13:18.800 Just like he couldn't you could not fuck up a 2677 02:13:18.880 --> 02:13:24.000 frank worse man Jesus Christ. Imagine kicking your Imagine kicking 2678 02:13:24.079 --> 02:13:25.199 your own day. 2679 02:13:25.560 --> 02:13:30.319 Imagine kicking yourself. Now, imagine breaking your nose when you 2680 02:13:30.600 --> 02:13:31.359 take yourself. 2681 02:13:31.520 --> 02:13:35.640 That's crazy. Then not his pants and killed him. That's 2682 02:13:35.760 --> 02:13:38.479 just crazy to me, man, that still doesn't really make 2683 02:13:38.520 --> 02:13:40.079 sense to me, Like that must have been such a 2684 02:13:40.199 --> 02:13:42.239 vacuum sealed it pants and. 2685 02:13:42.439 --> 02:13:47.560 Just so unfortunate, like perfect, like just like anybody else 2686 02:13:47.640 --> 02:13:48.479 that would have happened. 2687 02:13:52.680 --> 02:13:55.880 Gone, it's crazy, guy's gone. It's crazy the speed at 2688 02:13:55.880 --> 02:14:00.239 which you just have to give up. You know, he 2689 02:14:00.399 --> 02:14:01.600 was just doing his and then like. 2690 02:14:04.119 --> 02:14:06.840 It's a cadaver like that, like, oh that's a that's 2691 02:14:06.880 --> 02:14:14.960 a that's just that's that donating OpenD made a dumb break. 2692 02:14:17.800 --> 02:14:21.399 Now gonna blow air down his pants. I'm gonna make 2693 02:14:21.600 --> 02:14:22.680 make his pants all big. 2694 02:14:24.279 --> 02:14:28.680 Blood flies out of that must be so panic inducing though, 2695 02:14:29.600 --> 02:14:32.439 to do that, Oh, like because you kill kill somebody 2696 02:14:32.880 --> 02:14:34.560 because you just mean to be like like almost like 2697 02:14:34.640 --> 02:14:39.239 a like a little yeah. And then he's dead and 2698 02:14:39.319 --> 02:14:43.479 he's like his insides are exploded. It's the most you 2699 02:14:43.560 --> 02:14:47.840 can that is the most you can harm somebody by 2700 02:14:47.960 --> 02:14:51.399 doing something that is by your intention is like the 2701 02:14:51.520 --> 02:14:59.119 exact opposite, Like casually exploding someone's entire inside is crazy. 2702 02:14:59.399 --> 02:15:01.479 Like I could see you like maybe casually like maybe 2703 02:15:01.560 --> 02:15:05.159 accidentally like pushing someone off like something, or like you know, 2704 02:15:05.439 --> 02:15:08.640 tripping down, tripping somebody down the stairs, any number of 2705 02:15:08.720 --> 02:15:11.800 things that could like be harmless in theory, or like 2706 02:15:11.920 --> 02:15:14.039 you know, you're moving and you accidentally like knock somebody 2707 02:15:14.079 --> 02:15:16.840 off balance and then they land and then they're dead, 2708 02:15:16.920 --> 02:15:19.119 but they're still like you know, maybe they hit their 2709 02:15:19.159 --> 02:15:23.640 head or something. To have somebody's in become liquid as 2710 02:15:23.680 --> 02:15:26.880 a result of like a harmless is truly insane. 2711 02:15:27.119 --> 02:15:29.199 It's so funny because that got the next level stuff. 2712 02:15:29.279 --> 02:15:31.119 Everyone in that situation didn't know what was gonna do. 2713 02:15:31.239 --> 02:15:34.039 Conditions man like for that to happen. Yeah, that's an 2714 02:15:34.039 --> 02:15:38.520 accimum damage minimum rolling one, dude. Roll that's the most 2715 02:15:38.680 --> 02:15:41.239 maximum damage to minimum intent. You know. 2716 02:15:41.800 --> 02:15:44.119 That's like rolling is rolling a critical fail into a 2717 02:15:44.199 --> 02:15:48.359 critical kit. It's like, Okay, I guess this is gonna be. Oh, 2718 02:15:48.800 --> 02:15:51.520 you you murdered him. You mean to punch the enemy 2719 02:15:51.560 --> 02:15:54.159 and cannock sense to them. You killed Drally. Good job, 2720 02:15:54.239 --> 02:15:56.479 you killed the healer, not a healer is dead. You 2721 02:15:56.560 --> 02:15:58.159 can't get red insane. 2722 02:15:58.720 --> 02:16:00.600 I want to follow up on that case. See what's 2723 02:16:00.600 --> 02:16:03.199 going on with it, See what happened to the dude? 2724 02:16:03.359 --> 02:16:05.640 Oh yeah, yeah, well look it up. I'm curious. In 2725 02:16:05.760 --> 02:16:08.760 the meantime, we're gonna read uh the names of our 2726 02:16:08.800 --> 02:16:10.960 twenty five dollars and up patrons over at patreon dot 2727 02:16:11.000 --> 02:16:12.720 com slash the snark Tank. Remember you can go over 2728 02:16:12.760 --> 02:16:15.359 there early ad free access, all that stuff, exclusive episodes 2729 02:16:17.520 --> 02:16:20.960 and yeah, just pop on over there if you want 2730 02:16:25.000 --> 02:16:32.239 be I was waiting for the Yeah, yeah, okay, I 2731 02:16:32.319 --> 02:16:32.879 was waiting for this. 2732 02:16:36.680 --> 02:16:45.079 And understand this set these niggas in motion, so I 2733 02:16:45.520 --> 02:16:49.920 can be gay with you hand in hand. You don't 2734 02:16:49.959 --> 02:16:51.200 you don't like Coofie movie? 2735 02:16:51.959 --> 02:16:53.879 Is that what you were doing? I was trying if 2736 02:16:53.959 --> 02:17:00.159 we if we listen, every single listen, and. 2737 02:17:03.280 --> 02:17:06.559 We'll never have they will be bad. They run and 2738 02:17:06.920 --> 02:17:12.159 me beguys's the res and why the first time? 2739 02:17:12.319 --> 02:17:19.399 And wait, wait, we're making these Muslims die? Is that 2740 02:17:19.600 --> 02:17:25.319 I too? Eyes? The ice answer? The ice answer Israel. 2741 02:17:31.799 --> 02:17:33.879 The way they did that poor guy so sad, the 2742 02:17:33.920 --> 02:17:35.799 whole story about him, how they found out he was gay, 2743 02:17:35.799 --> 02:17:37.920 and they completely ripped every single thing they had from him, 2744 02:17:38.239 --> 02:17:41.120 even though he was like fucking up objectively extremely fucking talented. 2745 02:17:41.440 --> 02:17:44.879 They yeah, it's so futunate. They fucked his button, they 2746 02:17:44.879 --> 02:17:47.200 threw him out in the gutter, they fucked his butt hard. Yeah, 2747 02:17:47.239 --> 02:17:49.239 they're like, oh, we'll show you who's gay. They fucked 2748 02:17:49.280 --> 02:17:50.200 him and then they. 2749 02:17:50.159 --> 02:17:52.559 Threw your gay. You think I'm showing they show you. 2750 02:17:52.600 --> 02:17:54.319 And he's like this because I'm gadn't mean I want 2751 02:17:54.360 --> 02:17:55.879 to be raped. And they're like, I don't care. I 2752 02:17:55.879 --> 02:18:00.360 don't care. Same thing you're you're saying, tomato, tomato, that's 2753 02:18:00.399 --> 02:18:04.600 gonna be. My name is John Evil, Johan Evil. I 2754 02:18:04.719 --> 02:18:07.239 know my name might alarm you, and it should. Name 2755 02:18:07.360 --> 02:18:13.799 is I am Evil. My name is I am Evil? 2756 02:18:14.639 --> 02:18:18.360 That is crazy. My name is Damian Mick Evilson. 2757 02:18:21.600 --> 02:18:25.000 Three two one. 2758 02:18:27.079 --> 02:18:28.239 I would trust Dan. 2759 02:18:28.280 --> 02:18:33.360 Bongino and catch for tell with my life. They are 2760 02:18:33.559 --> 02:18:38.600 so trustworthy. And turns out Epstein was a good guy. 2761 02:18:42.879 --> 02:18:47.079 Oh God, actually ryme didn't mean to read pretty good. 2762 02:18:47.719 --> 02:18:49.959 Counted you down? Oh you did do it again, but 2763 02:18:50.040 --> 02:18:55.639 this time Mandarin I do in Japanese Mandarin, he said, 2764 02:18:55.760 --> 02:19:01.719 I said, Mandarin like the guy like the Mandarin. 2765 02:19:01.840 --> 02:19:05.120 We're gonna take the step. Yeah, I'll do it. 2766 02:19:05.680 --> 02:19:13.120 Uh, okay, pulling all right, these are the names now, 2767 02:19:14.840 --> 02:19:22.639 Kingston pulling a dog's legs. See, they do stretch. A 2768 02:19:22.680 --> 02:19:27.239 lot of people just grabbed Jojo. A lot of people. 2769 02:19:27.879 --> 02:19:29.399 A lot of people understood what was going on with 2770 02:19:29.479 --> 02:19:31.000 that that conversation, But a lot of people there are 2771 02:19:31.040 --> 02:19:32.760 some people that were like, do they really not know 2772 02:19:32.840 --> 02:19:38.360 animals stretch? Guys, Come on, I can't eve that went 2773 02:19:38.440 --> 02:19:42.200 off that long. Go on for a while. Keep keep up, people, 2774 02:19:43.079 --> 02:19:49.000 keep at least keep up. Don't listen to cash lazy eye. 2775 02:19:49.159 --> 02:19:51.200 It is lazy. I want to slap it back in. 2776 02:19:53.319 --> 02:19:55.799 It would make like a rattling like empty spray cank 2777 02:19:56.079 --> 02:20:00.319 can sound. What have I done you? I've been a 2778 02:20:00.319 --> 02:20:03.559 piece of ship for so long? Is slapping out again? 2779 02:20:03.559 --> 02:20:07.280 And he's like, no, Epstein's great. It turns out we 2780 02:20:07.399 --> 02:20:12.600 were fucking silly. We were dumb for thinking there was 2781 02:20:12.639 --> 02:20:17.040 anything weird about it. In fact, Epstein's completely fine. I 2782 02:20:17.159 --> 02:20:20.639 love Epstein. He's the greatest man alive. It's better than 2783 02:20:21.120 --> 02:20:26.159 FDR's completely fine. Epteene's perfectly fine. We used to call 2784 02:20:26.239 --> 02:20:29.959 him epst R because he was so COOLR. It's crazy 2785 02:20:33.040 --> 02:20:37.319 rowan neck rowing Meek the Dead Spider. I put a 2786 02:20:37.399 --> 02:20:42.040 mortar launcher on the boot of my Fiat punto crazy. 2787 02:20:42.799 --> 02:20:46.680 Every word of that sounds Is that a real fucking car? 2788 02:20:47.239 --> 02:20:50.280 That sounds fake? Yes, I mean I've always hated that 2789 02:20:50.440 --> 02:20:53.520 fucking name, Fiat. I don't give a Fiat. You know 2790 02:20:53.559 --> 02:20:56.319 what they say about Fiat's right? Why they call it 2791 02:20:56.319 --> 02:20:59.920 a Fiat? No, it's an acronym for fix it again. 2792 02:21:00.079 --> 02:21:05.440 And Tony, that's a real dad joke. Is that real? Yeah? 2793 02:21:05.520 --> 02:21:07.479 Fix it again? He was like, Oh, I don't even 2794 02:21:07.559 --> 02:21:09.879 know how. That's so crazy. That's people would do that 2795 02:21:09.959 --> 02:21:11.840 on purpose. Yeah, tell those jokes. 2796 02:21:11.920 --> 02:21:15.920 Fix it a good Tony, It's actually actually was a 2797 02:21:16.000 --> 02:21:18.280 super mini car. Okay, okay, Pilot the King of the 2798 02:21:18.360 --> 02:21:21.440 Hill makes hip. But it was like trying to talk 2799 02:21:21.479 --> 02:21:22.479 about Hank's forward. 2800 02:21:23.239 --> 02:21:24.719 So you know what they call it that? Right? Like 2801 02:21:25.280 --> 02:21:28.040 fix it again? Tony is like, that's a fie on you, idiot. 2802 02:21:28.559 --> 02:21:32.600 He was like, f o, Dale, that was pretty good. 2803 02:21:32.600 --> 02:21:34.159 I was gonna I'm thinking I start watching it again 2804 02:21:34.200 --> 02:21:38.959 and get ready for the new one way down now. Basically, 2805 02:21:39.520 --> 02:21:42.479 so yes, use to say Hank. Yesterday I went to 2806 02:21:42.559 --> 02:21:44.879 buy cards and you know. I bought a Star Wars 2807 02:21:45.000 --> 02:21:46.920 card and a little pack. That's cool, a little pack. 2808 02:21:47.600 --> 02:21:49.840 Don't take nothing yet, nothing yet. So I bought a 2809 02:21:49.879 --> 02:21:52.360 little pack. Right, got it, opened it up easy myself 2810 02:21:52.440 --> 02:21:53.600 into an upright WE remote. 2811 02:21:53.600 --> 02:21:57.479 I was gonna throw that away right nice? 2812 02:21:57.760 --> 02:21:58.559 Were you? What were you saying? 2813 02:21:58.719 --> 02:22:00.239 I was gonna throw it away right now. Looked at 2814 02:22:00.239 --> 02:22:01.959 I was like, oh, this one has numbers on or whatever. 2815 02:22:02.079 --> 02:22:03.319 So I looked at it. Looked up. 2816 02:22:03.879 --> 02:22:06.280 It's a surrealized car that's worth almost two thousand dollars, 2817 02:22:06.319 --> 02:22:08.000 and I was like, hey, nice, nice. 2818 02:22:08.239 --> 02:22:10.879 They ripped it immediately. Oh yeah, oh cool. Yeah, you 2819 02:22:10.959 --> 02:22:11.879 put it in your ass. 2820 02:22:12.079 --> 02:22:14.520 Ripped it immediately, put it in the top loader, and 2821 02:22:14.600 --> 02:22:17.920 then I put the in ice frozen, then shoved the 2822 02:22:17.959 --> 02:22:20.200 whole thing up my ass and waited till it melted. 2823 02:22:20.319 --> 02:22:24.040 That's pretty cool, man, that's pretty anyway. Eating easing myself 2824 02:22:24.079 --> 02:22:27.360 onto an upright we easing myself onto an up upright 2825 02:22:27.559 --> 02:22:31.559 we remote, upright, we remote, upright, we remote. It's kind 2826 02:22:31.600 --> 02:22:35.920 of tricky to say, we will. It was an impulse. 2827 02:22:37.000 --> 02:22:40.159 I fucked him so hard. I made that booty queef. Guys. 2828 02:22:40.959 --> 02:22:46.120 What there's several cases of people getting killed by pressure? 2829 02:22:48.799 --> 02:22:53.399 How many are in India? So I'm just a dude 2830 02:22:54.440 --> 02:22:56.319 to be honest. How many from India? 2831 02:23:00.520 --> 02:23:08.680 Gujarat, India, January twenty eighth, This has happened? 2832 02:23:10.120 --> 02:23:15.559 I mean? Oh no. A man named Prakash Vankar died 2833 02:23:15.600 --> 02:23:18.159 after his cousin inserted a high pressure air compressor and 2834 02:23:18.879 --> 02:23:22.159 to his rectum as a prank. Wait what one? That 2835 02:23:23.360 --> 02:23:24.680 one that happened two months ago? 2836 02:23:25.399 --> 02:23:28.239 A three year old laborer in an indoor reportedly died 2837 02:23:28.280 --> 02:23:31.719 from UH after several co workers pumped compressed air to 2838 02:23:31.799 --> 02:23:32.360 his body. 2839 02:23:35.600 --> 02:23:38.159 What is the wrong with people? Man? Dude? It is 2840 02:23:38.239 --> 02:23:42.680 wild and been Gablu India in March March of last year. 2841 02:23:42.760 --> 02:23:47.120 This is probably ours, twenty four old man after a 2842 02:23:47.200 --> 02:23:49.319 friend director compressed Yeah, this has to be the one 2843 02:23:49.360 --> 02:23:51.920 that we saw, yeah in his anus with the compressed 2844 02:23:51.920 --> 02:23:54.239 hose press. Yeah. Yeah, so that was the one in 2845 02:23:54.319 --> 02:23:56.840 twenty sweight four. And there's another one that happened. Oh, 2846 02:23:56.879 --> 02:23:58.600 this is the United States. We have one and there's 2847 02:23:58.639 --> 02:24:03.159 an OSHA case even even like it says even in 2848 02:24:03.200 --> 02:24:04.000 the US. 2849 02:24:06.159 --> 02:24:09.879 Like that, even the U s ocial report and fatality 2850 02:24:09.920 --> 02:24:12.399 involvement a worker who died when a coworker injected compressed 2851 02:24:12.440 --> 02:24:15.440 air into his rectum during Why are people so many 2852 02:24:15.520 --> 02:24:19.200 people are putting air pressure into people's asses? 2853 02:24:21.239 --> 02:24:22.959 This should be like one of the first things you 2854 02:24:23.079 --> 02:24:23.680 learned not to do. 2855 02:24:23.959 --> 02:24:27.600 It seems in second grade, Like, hey, remember, don't use 2856 02:24:27.680 --> 02:24:30.479 the designated air can for freaking sexual assault? 2857 02:24:31.079 --> 02:24:34.440 Like okay, like you understand how much pressure comes out 2858 02:24:34.479 --> 02:24:36.200 of the thing. No, they don't. That's the thing they 2859 02:24:36.239 --> 02:24:38.319 probably do. They probably only have a vague idea. They 2860 02:24:38.319 --> 02:24:39.920 don't understand what it does to a body, you know 2861 02:24:39.959 --> 02:24:41.639 what I mean. They understand what it does in theory. 2862 02:24:41.760 --> 02:24:42.799 They understand does to. 2863 02:24:43.159 --> 02:24:45.879 Really thick rubber when you're fucking blowing up a tire 2864 02:24:46.000 --> 02:24:49.840 or something, or don't get it or whatever many things 2865 02:24:49.879 --> 02:24:50.760 when you need whatever. 2866 02:24:51.760 --> 02:24:53.840 Yeah, why are you surprised? I'm not. I shouldn't be 2867 02:24:53.879 --> 02:24:56.959 at all. Right, You're right. Literally fed this toddler. That's 2868 02:24:56.959 --> 02:25:01.879 so even in the US. That's crazy. Literally fed this 2869 02:25:01.959 --> 02:25:04.040 toddler last week. I'm gonna ask why he keeps happening? 2870 02:25:04.079 --> 02:25:11.040 Why is it still cry? Yeah? Squip his bugs. Klamuel Esquire, 2871 02:25:11.120 --> 02:25:16.760 the third creator clash match Kingston with versus his grandmother 2872 02:25:16.840 --> 02:25:21.600 at her lowest is insane Colin Moriarty swen Hating gay 2873 02:25:21.680 --> 02:25:24.440 Beatles is a sy op to stop King Dad hitting 2874 02:25:24.559 --> 02:25:29.360 things with a rock until they stop moving. What do 2875 02:25:29.440 --> 02:25:36.079 you looking up? Murder? Well, yeah, murder. Shrimp Obama be like, wait, 2876 02:25:36.159 --> 02:25:44.799 shrimp Obama. Shrimp Obama. Shrimp Obama be like, let me 2877 02:25:44.879 --> 02:25:51.840 try this rice? So stupid, I'm sorry. Sounds good though, Yeah, actually, 2878 02:25:51.920 --> 02:25:56.600 Loki like that made me understand sounds pretty good. Price. 2879 02:25:57.399 --> 02:25:58.959 I am more of a poor fred Rice person. Yeah, 2880 02:26:00.280 --> 02:26:03.399 like Trick and Frida, Diaco Coui and Old Tokyo makes 2881 02:26:03.440 --> 02:26:05.120 the best fucking Frida rice I've ever had in my life. 2882 02:26:05.159 --> 02:26:08.760 It makes me so mad telling to bring it over. 2883 02:26:09.159 --> 02:26:11.680 You guys have had pancakes, I think so? 2884 02:26:11.879 --> 02:26:14.479 Actually somehow Adam in San Diego when I went recently, 2885 02:26:14.920 --> 02:26:17.479 and they're so good there. So what is the different? 2886 02:26:17.479 --> 02:26:17.719 What is it? 2887 02:26:17.760 --> 02:26:18.440 What's the makeup of that? 2888 02:26:18.600 --> 02:26:21.760 They're just like they're just fluffy. They're wider, smaller, just 2889 02:26:21.840 --> 02:26:24.840 like really fluffy pancakes, like so flas are Oh. 2890 02:26:25.479 --> 02:26:27.479 I mean I don't have a lot of run ins 2891 02:26:27.479 --> 02:26:29.280 with two fleys to be honest with, so flairs are. 2892 02:26:29.280 --> 02:26:33.000 Kind of like airy fluffy ye, difficult to bake it 2893 02:26:33.120 --> 02:26:33.760 makes so much noise. 2894 02:26:33.760 --> 02:26:34.200 They flying. 2895 02:26:34.520 --> 02:26:36.440 That's an over It's people over exaggerate when I was 2896 02:26:36.479 --> 02:26:39.319 growing up. If you're like possibly like I don't know, 2897 02:26:39.719 --> 02:26:43.680 like cleansing sledgehammers outside of my fuck. But other than that, 2898 02:26:43.799 --> 02:26:46.479 you're you're if you're loud at Fox with it technically yeah, 2899 02:26:47.280 --> 02:26:49.159 probably the highest of the high one through you fucking 2900 02:26:49.760 --> 02:26:51.159 screaming in word at my flying. 2901 02:26:51.920 --> 02:26:55.200 That's crazy, that's awesome. I love that. Uh, Calin Moriarty, 2902 02:26:57.280 --> 02:26:59.040 I'm going to together president of the Mortar, kill me 2903 02:26:59.159 --> 02:27:01.040 or release me parasite, but do not waste my time 2904 02:27:01.120 --> 02:27:04.680 with cock Colon Moriarty. Two rats in a trench coat, 2905 02:27:04.719 --> 02:27:08.399 Sam Porter bitches sedating and ushering Sweeney to an ophthalmologist 2906 02:27:08.440 --> 02:27:10.399 to fix his vision since he's a napted at everything 2907 02:27:10.760 --> 02:27:17.680 that's not being dumb and gay. Uh, imagine dragons. Imagine dragons. 2908 02:27:17.760 --> 02:27:21.239 Swens sweaty taint on Tofy's eyes. Don't call me TOFI. 2909 02:27:21.600 --> 02:27:28.920 That's crazy. Tof is insane. Uh guys, I completely made 2910 02:27:29.000 --> 02:27:32.760 up the mister crabs molting thing. I didn't know Sween 2911 02:27:32.879 --> 02:27:36.040 did that for real. I don't remember. I don't remember 2912 02:27:36.040 --> 02:27:40.719 anything that makes any sense. Oh that looks kind of good. Yeah, 2913 02:27:41.040 --> 02:27:42.239 I want to get somebody's so bad. 2914 02:27:42.280 --> 02:27:45.479 They got blueberry ones where they have a place called 2915 02:27:45.559 --> 02:27:46.399 Moltos t Cafe. 2916 02:27:46.920 --> 02:27:52.200 Apparently it's pretty far away. That's Pasadena probably. Yeah, Pasadena 2917 02:27:52.239 --> 02:27:53.600 has a lot of good like they have like crapes 2918 02:27:53.600 --> 02:27:54.959 and stuff. There's a lot of that that kind of 2919 02:27:55.360 --> 02:27:58.239 stuff over there, es in your old town like this. 2920 02:27:58.920 --> 02:28:00.639 I had a crap for the first time the last year. 2921 02:28:01.200 --> 02:28:01.840 Grapes are good. 2922 02:28:02.799 --> 02:28:03.200 Yeah, good. 2923 02:28:03.200 --> 02:28:04.520 I prefer fast always, but. 2924 02:28:04.799 --> 02:28:06.879 A good I'm always. French toast is the goat. Yeah, 2925 02:28:07.360 --> 02:28:10.239 you can't beat French shast really generally speaking, it's so 2926 02:28:10.479 --> 02:28:12.319 good French toast and like Texas toasts are like the 2927 02:28:12.360 --> 02:28:16.159 supreme toasts. Toast is very very good. I have some. 2928 02:28:16.319 --> 02:28:19.159 I have some of my fridge right now. It's fantastics 2929 02:28:19.239 --> 02:28:21.799 unreasonably good. How how a little effort it takes to 2930 02:28:21.879 --> 02:28:27.559 be good? Insane o cheese, you're making me hungry. Stop man, guys, 2931 02:28:27.680 --> 02:28:31.159 I can okay. Berserker beatles, big bouncy backside, reckless rhino, 2932 02:28:31.239 --> 02:28:32.920 the sloker to y so dirpy. I can only come 2933 02:28:32.920 --> 02:28:34.840 if someone yanks on my ball is like a bell 2934 02:28:34.959 --> 02:28:40.399 ringer's good crably Shrimpson, Pictilome and hanukn uh and ya 2935 02:28:40.840 --> 02:28:47.799 yahweh Jerobi you fuck listen man whatever. Jordan's Skeeterson nice 2936 02:28:48.479 --> 02:28:54.840 beatlefucker twelve twelve twelve five seven seven the fucker I'm coming, 2937 02:28:55.520 --> 02:28:58.959 But what is it to come? After he comes? He's 2938 02:28:59.000 --> 02:29:05.360 like talking, he's gurgling it domination the worms bursting out 2939 02:29:05.399 --> 02:29:07.719 of our r f K Junior's face like Diego in 2940 02:29:07.840 --> 02:29:10.719 Dead Rising three whilst he's on trial. Okay, first of all, 2941 02:29:11.680 --> 02:29:15.159 referencing Dead Rising three is wild. That is pretty wild. 2942 02:29:15.280 --> 02:29:17.680 I don't know anything like because I didn't play three. 2943 02:29:17.799 --> 02:29:19.799 I think I did because it was like one of 2944 02:29:19.799 --> 02:29:23.120 the games on Xbox I played two twos. 2945 02:29:23.120 --> 02:29:25.319 When you play as the other dude, right two is when, yeah, 2946 02:29:25.319 --> 02:29:27.079 you play as like actual movie start. 2947 02:29:27.840 --> 02:29:38.040 Yeah, yeah, Frank East wer Yeah, I don't remember East 2948 02:29:38.319 --> 02:29:42.479 Wiener East Wiener East. That's so dumb. That is so 2949 02:29:42.559 --> 02:29:51.200 many leaps, like Frank and beans or something, Frank and 2950 02:29:51.280 --> 02:29:57.399 be burger East, Frank right, sausage, sausage. I remember liking 2951 02:29:57.479 --> 02:29:59.879 Dead Rising three, I just don't remember playing much of it. 2952 02:30:00.000 --> 02:30:01.479 That's the when you played a Frank again, right, No, 2953 02:30:01.639 --> 02:30:07.879 you play as like some fucking Mexican. Maybe you play 2954 02:30:07.879 --> 02:30:10.159 its like some mechanic or something. It was actually I 2955 02:30:10.280 --> 02:30:13.360 remember being kind of novel. Yeah, you can make cool stuff, 2956 02:30:13.440 --> 02:30:16.159 it just wasn't. I mean, Dead Rising as a premise 2957 02:30:16.239 --> 02:30:18.920 is pretty flimsy, honestly, Like there's not like, there's not 2958 02:30:18.959 --> 02:30:20.360 really much you could do it. That was never like 2959 02:30:20.479 --> 02:30:25.079 a franchise, really late. It just came out too late. Yeah, 2960 02:30:25.200 --> 02:30:27.719 it was like way later. And uh, I remember being 2961 02:30:27.760 --> 02:30:30.120 impressed by like the amount of zombies on screen, but 2962 02:30:30.200 --> 02:30:32.040 the frame rate was fucked, so I like I couldn't 2963 02:30:32.040 --> 02:30:36.079 stick with it too long. That would no, it's Xbox One. 2964 02:30:37.079 --> 02:30:38.799 It came out on Xbox One exclusively. 2965 02:30:39.040 --> 02:30:41.680 Yeah, so terrible. 2966 02:30:41.879 --> 02:30:48.120 Yeah yeah, well hindsight whoops. Fondled by a Carney on 2967 02:30:48.120 --> 02:30:50.280 the Ferris Wheel, dark knot shoving his hinstin hashtag free 2968 02:30:50.319 --> 02:30:52.079 and what the fuck is going up with those naked 2969 02:30:53.040 --> 02:30:57.040 naked ass wiping bears? Is it a fetish round eyed Asian? 2970 02:30:57.079 --> 02:30:58.520 I was able to say the N word With Pride 2971 02:30:58.559 --> 02:31:00.840 month being over, Jeffrey Epstein had no client list, according 2972 02:31:00.840 --> 02:31:03.239 to Trump's Justice Department. Boy, I love living in a 2973 02:31:03.280 --> 02:31:06.319 country run by kid kid diddlers. Yeah, it's crazy it 2974 02:31:06.719 --> 02:31:09.680 really is truly wild like that. That is just like 2975 02:31:11.840 --> 02:31:15.879 everyone's laughing at us. Yeah, as they should. You gond 2976 02:31:15.959 --> 02:31:20.920 in Kingston, do you know him? Gay? Yeah, I am 2977 02:31:21.000 --> 02:31:24.600 going to kill Lily. I miss him. I missed you. 2978 02:31:24.639 --> 02:31:28.079 Gan was fun. He was fun because he was like racist. 2979 02:31:28.239 --> 02:31:31.920 It was like racist, but like not in charming, like 2980 02:31:31.959 --> 02:31:35.680 it was like a charming like Yeah, it wasn't insidious evil. Yeah. Yeah, 2981 02:31:36.040 --> 02:31:36.680 it was just silly. 2982 02:31:37.719 --> 02:31:37.920 It was. 2983 02:31:38.000 --> 02:31:38.840 It was good. It was a good time. 2984 02:31:38.840 --> 02:31:39.639 I was a fun time. 2985 02:31:39.680 --> 02:31:42.719 Twenty seventeen. It's pretty fun. Yeah, twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, 2986 02:31:42.920 --> 02:31:46.360 not a bad time. Gay actor Michael Douglas. Nice, all right, 2987 02:31:46.399 --> 02:31:48.239 you got that dog in you while I'm in a dog. 2988 02:31:48.319 --> 02:31:51.479 We ain't the same. Blonde, blue eyed German physicist, heavily 2989 02:31:51.639 --> 02:31:55.760 doubting a swing scientific education, stick to to demon buddy, Dude, 2990 02:31:55.879 --> 02:31:59.120 this is fuck. This fucking car kicks fucking ass, and 2991 02:31:59.239 --> 02:32:04.239 I can't watch fucking madagas Dude, This fucking car kicks 2992 02:32:04.280 --> 02:32:06.600 fucking ass, and I can watch him fucking Madagascar while 2993 02:32:06.600 --> 02:32:11.639 I'm fucking driving. It's the family guy clip, it's the guy. 2994 02:32:11.600 --> 02:32:11.760 Is like. 2995 02:32:13.440 --> 02:32:15.559 Guy like what he's like. Now, I'm gonna merge without 2996 02:32:15.600 --> 02:32:18.719 looking or whatever. At the very end, he goes, yeah, Rumsfeld. 2997 02:32:19.239 --> 02:32:23.000 I was like, that's such a like very specific, such 2998 02:32:23.000 --> 02:32:26.040 an of the era, like nobody knows who the Donald 2999 02:32:26.120 --> 02:32:29.159 Rumsfeld is like that, I remember the name. Yeah, it's 3000 02:32:30.079 --> 02:32:33.200 bush shit busher ship. By the way, I'm playing Death 3001 02:32:33.200 --> 02:32:36.399 standing still there's dude. The character models in the game 3002 02:32:36.399 --> 02:32:40.719 are crazy. Yeah, it's sae absolutely insane, genuinely, fuck it's crazy. 3003 02:32:41.280 --> 02:32:43.280 I keep looking at him like that looks like a 3004 02:32:43.319 --> 02:32:45.959 real person with me. There's some ship that happens, and 3005 02:32:46.319 --> 02:32:48.559 I watched the like the game, the story of it. 3006 02:32:48.680 --> 02:32:50.159 Oh great, shut up, but. 3007 02:32:50.239 --> 02:32:52.479 There's some shit that happens. I'm like, you're gonna see it, like, 3008 02:32:52.520 --> 02:32:53.639 oh my god, this is beautiful. 3009 02:32:53.840 --> 02:32:57.040 Yeah, I'm sure I believe that crazy ship. Dude, crazy. 3010 02:32:57.760 --> 02:33:00.600 I felt like I dodged. I felt like the matrix there. 3011 02:33:01.920 --> 02:33:04.360 I'm not gonna say anything about it. I'm respecting because 3012 02:33:04.360 --> 02:33:06.959 that game that that's a that game has a twist. 3013 02:33:07.280 --> 02:33:13.120 Yeah, thanks, you're already you're already a game that's exactly 3014 02:33:13.639 --> 02:33:16.120 a base level everything about this kind of sevens exactly. 3015 02:33:16.239 --> 02:33:17.280 That was what's gonna be. 3016 02:33:18.120 --> 02:33:20.959 That's the that would be a twist there's nothing crazy 3017 02:33:21.000 --> 02:33:21.799 about this interesting. 3018 02:33:22.360 --> 02:33:26.000 It's all a dream wakes up. He wakes up in 3019 02:33:26.479 --> 02:33:31.680 regular bedroom, being a pt You look at you look 3020 02:33:31.680 --> 02:33:32.959 at the game cover and it's it doesn't say that 3021 02:33:33.040 --> 02:33:37.159 Strand anymore, says Norman. Norman Readers has a dreamers. Norman 3022 02:33:37.200 --> 02:33:38.079 Reis has a dreamers. 3023 02:33:38.479 --> 02:33:40.280 What's like, how do they do that? 3024 02:33:41.239 --> 02:33:45.440 Crazy? Debates was a I would give it to him. 3025 02:33:45.520 --> 02:33:48.200 All your all your kids make me believe that he's 3026 02:33:48.319 --> 02:33:52.120 more than a person. You know, like you just read 3027 02:33:52.559 --> 02:33:53.680 what the fuck have you done? 3028 02:33:53.879 --> 02:33:57.120 In the press conference and he just floats away after 3029 02:33:57.639 --> 02:33:59.239 and he's like, oh man, that he's gonna talk about 3030 02:33:59.280 --> 02:34:02.520 deaf strownding that whole fucking crazy ass twist and he 3031 02:34:02.639 --> 02:34:06.079 just shows up light and it just floats away. 3032 02:34:06.399 --> 02:34:13.559 Anything Start tank, start SNAr tank nuclear expert saying, velveto 3033 02:34:13.600 --> 02:34:17.040 with a hard R like velvet er uh thug Zilla 3034 02:34:17.280 --> 02:34:22.399 two thousand versus medicaid cuts g T a four swing 3035 02:34:22.520 --> 02:34:26.840 set glitch on some Mario Bros. Ship. After the bill passed, 3036 02:34:27.280 --> 02:34:29.959 we had the stark tank support all actions made by 3037 02:34:30.000 --> 02:34:39.399 Iran Glory be to the Ayatola. Oh man, well, I 3038 02:34:39.639 --> 02:34:44.079 love the Ayatola. I love him. I love him, Yes, 3039 02:34:45.200 --> 02:34:48.479 I love him? Yes? Come on? What is going on? 3040 02:34:49.760 --> 02:34:51.479 I can't with Iran Man, I can't. 3041 02:34:51.600 --> 02:34:52.000 I can't. 3042 02:34:53.000 --> 02:34:55.360 That whole story, that whole country situation so far. 3043 02:34:55.520 --> 02:34:57.719 Fucked up again? Yeah, what the fuck is going on? 3044 02:34:58.120 --> 02:35:02.120 I love somebody in somebody chewing on my ship? Has 3045 02:35:02.159 --> 02:35:02.639 been fine? 3046 02:35:02.719 --> 02:35:06.000 Surprisingly, I've actually since I've had I've had it for 3047 02:35:06.079 --> 02:35:06.600 a little bit. 3048 02:35:06.559 --> 02:35:11.079 Over a year now, and I've maybe you have had, Like, 3049 02:35:11.200 --> 02:35:14.000 what are we doing? Come on? I think there's a 3050 02:35:14.079 --> 02:35:17.799 homeless man chewing on the line. You got fiber? Ocative 3051 02:35:17.840 --> 02:35:26.680 he's I need I need fiber? See him digging through concrete. 3052 02:35:29.280 --> 02:35:32.639 That is the scariest stake, someone leading through concrete like 3053 02:35:32.680 --> 02:35:34.799 a fucking like you would dig through sods of a 3054 02:35:34.879 --> 02:35:40.280 fucking bathtub. Like I'm done, I'm done with this place. 3055 02:35:40.360 --> 02:35:43.360 This guy's chewing concrete like bubble gum. We're fucking cooked. 3056 02:35:44.639 --> 02:35:45.040 What's up? 3057 02:35:45.840 --> 02:35:45.959 You know? 3058 02:35:46.120 --> 02:35:50.799 Sometimes no internet, but it doesn't say that, It's just 3059 02:35:50.959 --> 02:35:51.559 say I'm. 3060 02:35:51.440 --> 02:35:55.959 Wired, Yeah, jackpot? 3061 02:35:57.959 --> 02:36:03.920 What about Uh? That's crazy? What about using the the 3062 02:36:04.399 --> 02:36:09.360 the browser version on your phone? Do you have a sign? 3063 02:36:10.360 --> 02:36:10.399 No? 3064 02:36:12.079 --> 02:36:13.920 On my phone anyway? Do you have. 3065 02:36:15.879 --> 02:36:16.680 Do you have service here? 3066 02:36:21.680 --> 02:36:25.719 I don't have I'm O R. You're on S O S. 3067 02:36:25.840 --> 02:36:29.879 What the what network do you have? Is bad? Not 3068 02:36:30.000 --> 02:36:34.479 good for over here is very East Coast centric. We 3069 02:36:34.639 --> 02:36:38.440 need service in the trains, like in the train stations 3070 02:36:38.520 --> 02:36:40.520 in New York, But like, do you have it? 3071 02:36:40.639 --> 02:36:40.879 Maybe? 3072 02:36:41.440 --> 02:36:44.799 Uh? I can? Can you log in? Let's see, because 3073 02:36:44.840 --> 02:36:46.360 this is just not I'm not I don't want to 3074 02:36:46.399 --> 02:36:50.200 have to start what page? Did you do? You remember 3075 02:36:50.200 --> 02:36:56.120 what you left off on? H not even at all 3076 02:36:57.079 --> 02:36:59.040 at the end of the first that we I clicked 3077 02:36:59.079 --> 02:37:01.120 the second, the second page, and it's not loading. I 3078 02:37:01.239 --> 02:37:02.760 see what happens if I if I try to get 3079 02:37:02.799 --> 02:37:08.840 into it. I love Internet issues. Ye shucking Penish, shush 3080 02:37:09.040 --> 02:37:14.879 sucking dick excellent on the same page of that one. 3081 02:37:15.760 --> 02:37:23.040 IDEF I don't fucking like Israel. That's crazy, Come on, 3082 02:37:23.280 --> 02:37:26.600 what what? Why can't. 3083 02:37:28.479 --> 02:37:28.639 You know? 3084 02:37:28.719 --> 02:37:32.760 Sometimes I just wanted to auto complete the just the 3085 02:37:32.840 --> 02:37:36.760 website and not an entire fucking link, like, uh, there 3086 02:37:36.760 --> 02:37:40.600 will be in a history and it's like, oh, patreon 3087 02:37:40.639 --> 02:37:43.040 dot com slash like all this other ship and I'm like, 3088 02:37:43.079 --> 02:37:44.479 what about just patreon dot com? 3089 02:37:44.600 --> 02:37:46.680 You know I visited that. Yeah, why can't you just 3090 02:37:46.760 --> 02:37:50.559 have that pop up? Oh? I'm fucking retard. Fuck it 3091 02:37:50.639 --> 02:37:52.159 it was. It was on your Wi Fi, and I 3092 02:37:52.239 --> 02:37:57.079 was like, why is it not work? Okay, God, damn it. 3093 02:37:57.520 --> 02:37:58.799 All right, let me see if I can get in. 3094 02:37:59.440 --> 02:38:00.479 This has never had before. 3095 02:38:00.719 --> 02:38:04.440 Actually it's connected to the to the email, right you 3096 02:38:04.680 --> 02:38:07.920 should I think, I'm okay, Yeah. 3097 02:38:07.799 --> 02:38:11.840 I'm signing. Oh no, I'm signed out. Come on, I 3098 02:38:11.920 --> 02:38:14.399 don't remember the fucking password. All right, I guess I'll 3099 02:38:14.600 --> 02:38:18.680 restart it again. Or you know this is good enough. 3100 02:38:19.440 --> 02:38:22.399 Now I'll try and speed on it the next time. 3101 02:38:22.440 --> 02:38:25.399 We got a uh, we'll figure it out. Hold on, 3102 02:38:27.319 --> 02:38:34.000 there's the globe. Oh, the globes there? Damn bum chewing 3103 02:38:34.159 --> 02:38:39.159 or ship. Let's see. Let me try to download. I 3104 02:38:39.239 --> 02:38:41.159 swear I thought I used to have the Patreon. 3105 02:38:40.760 --> 02:38:43.760 Apple problem right directly back to women. 3106 02:38:44.399 --> 02:38:44.840 That's true. 3107 02:38:45.120 --> 02:38:45.840 Actually is. 3108 02:38:48.559 --> 02:38:52.360 Us Israel? Is the braid is You've gotta go both aliens. 3109 02:38:53.319 --> 02:38:56.120 That was not there's not a problem by just being 3110 02:38:56.200 --> 02:38:57.079 located where you want to be. 3111 02:39:01.479 --> 02:39:05.799 All right, are you up and download? Motherfucker? Here we go. 3112 02:39:07.319 --> 02:39:08.959 We're gonna try it. Well, there's probably not gonna be 3113 02:39:09.000 --> 02:39:11.200 any data. That's the same thing. Fuck, Why am I 3114 02:39:11.319 --> 02:39:14.840 signed out? I feel like I shouldn't be signed out. 3115 02:39:15.360 --> 02:39:16.520 Yeah, don't you post stuff? 3116 02:39:17.360 --> 02:39:18.840 Yeah, but I guess I think, I guess I do 3117 02:39:18.920 --> 02:39:22.120 it on the PC. But I just feel like I 3118 02:39:22.159 --> 02:39:23.600 don't remember the fucking password. 3119 02:39:23.680 --> 02:39:24.920 Man, off the top of my head, I'd have to 3120 02:39:25.000 --> 02:39:29.840 go into my actually, wait, oh you might have Wait 3121 02:39:30.879 --> 02:39:33.840 are you signed into your uh? Are you signed into 3122 02:39:34.680 --> 02:39:38.920 the snart tank email on your phone? Yeah? 3123 02:39:39.479 --> 02:39:41.840 If you are, you can sign into Patreon. I'm trying 3124 02:39:41.879 --> 02:39:43.000 to see switch accounts. 3125 02:39:44.239 --> 02:39:46.799 Of course I'm not, of course says you're signed out. 3126 02:39:46.920 --> 02:39:49.159 Of course I'm not signed it on my phone. My god, 3127 02:39:50.079 --> 02:39:52.399 oh my god, of course I. 3128 02:39:52.440 --> 02:39:55.280 Can't remember the fucking Oh, let me check. Uh, maybe 3129 02:39:55.520 --> 02:39:59.680 the password was last sent in the thing at some point. 3130 02:40:00.040 --> 02:40:04.639 We're not We're not we got this. I mean, wait, 3131 02:40:04.719 --> 02:40:08.680 we're not. We're not saying the password. I'm just yeah, okay, okay, 3132 02:40:08.719 --> 02:40:11.159 I'm not fucking retarded, man, I mean the time you 3133 02:40:11.239 --> 02:40:15.360 I'm worried about, well, I can't even I can't even 3134 02:40:15.479 --> 02:40:19.399 get on the webage to look because yeah, you're on 3135 02:40:19.559 --> 02:40:26.600 s l S. Because so let me send nighty y 3136 02:40:27.639 --> 02:40:46.600 s the idy frist terrifying sending out the it's crazy. 3137 02:40:46.719 --> 02:40:52.479 That's pretty good. Actually, that's very good. Than I. Oh, okay, 3138 02:40:52.639 --> 02:40:58.159 I think we're back, are we? I mean maybe going 3139 02:40:58.239 --> 02:41:01.680 to try what does that say? Joe Rogan desperate to 3140 02:41:03.000 --> 02:41:06.239 wash Trump Scott any better glasses stitch off of him. 3141 02:41:09.399 --> 02:41:13.680 Titles are yeah, I remember one of them. It straight 3142 02:41:13.920 --> 02:41:16.000 just had like squear words in the title, and I'm like, Oh, 3143 02:41:16.079 --> 02:41:20.680 this guy's just like fucking idiot, can't stop gurgling. Penis 3144 02:41:24.399 --> 02:41:27.520 my hater. That video of him talking about somebody talking 3145 02:41:27.600 --> 02:41:28.959 like I can't remember what it was or who he 3146 02:41:29.040 --> 02:41:30.280 was talking about, but I get I sent it to 3147 02:41:30.319 --> 02:41:33.639 you guys in the I recorded it off my TV 3148 02:41:33.719 --> 02:41:36.360 and sent it in the in our text chat because 3149 02:41:36.360 --> 02:41:38.040 it fucking killed me because it sounded like something that 3150 02:41:38.040 --> 02:41:40.360 we would say. But he was talking. He was talking 3151 02:41:40.360 --> 02:41:45.000 about how like it's like you crushed you you snorted 3152 02:41:45.040 --> 02:41:46.479 a bag of Dick's live on air. 3153 02:41:46.559 --> 02:41:46.680 Bro. 3154 02:41:48.719 --> 02:41:50.559 I think I might have found the password. I'm gonna 3155 02:41:50.559 --> 02:41:54.559 try it out. Unless your shit's working, it is we 3156 02:41:54.680 --> 02:41:58.120 are back, okay. I'm gonna try and make it through 3157 02:41:58.159 --> 02:42:06.040 this faster then Jack w fm uh, fuck Toyota the 3158 02:42:06.159 --> 02:42:10.200 lame cunts winning every every rally this year, and fuck 3159 02:42:10.280 --> 02:42:15.520 that French freak o Gire on my way. Can't you 3160 02:42:15.680 --> 02:42:20.440 see he's gonna eat my butt? All my sexes are 3161 02:42:20.520 --> 02:42:23.280 with men. That's why I hang my hat on his wienie. 3162 02:42:23.319 --> 02:42:30.520 By George Gay. It's just so obvious. His name is 3163 02:42:30.559 --> 02:42:36.200 George Strait, so of course it's gonna be George or 3164 02:42:36.239 --> 02:42:41.120 hey gay is better? Or hey hey gay, yay, orgey Gay. 3165 02:42:41.440 --> 02:42:45.959 Don't disrespect SA and the Big Fundamental. I don't know 3166 02:42:46.000 --> 02:42:48.920 what that is. The big Meaty stinks Canola. Joe has 3167 02:42:48.959 --> 02:42:52.280 teamed up with Pizza Time Naked Fishing League NFL, sponsored 3168 02:42:52.319 --> 02:42:54.879 by four f one fifties Dandy Andy, the leader of 3169 02:42:54.879 --> 02:42:59.360 the Spiderfucker Party. The Predator versus Autism speaks. Kingston's internal 3170 02:42:59.399 --> 02:43:04.040 monologue sounds jar jar binks uh Heith Heath eating truck 3171 02:43:04.120 --> 02:43:08.959 stop sushi on the regular. That's crazy, gids low tier gooner. 3172 02:43:09.079 --> 02:43:11.600 Fuck Israel and tel aviv I said fuck him too. 3173 02:43:12.040 --> 02:43:13.719 Your mother should have been pushed down the stairs which 3174 02:43:13.760 --> 02:43:16.680 she carried you. Chris solo episode featuring his crusty sock, 3175 02:43:17.520 --> 02:43:23.040 Lily's brothers Steep, Lily's brother steers the cars, radio knobs, 3176 02:43:23.520 --> 02:43:26.399 Kevin Durant's feet, Lots and lots of snakes on planes. 3177 02:43:28.159 --> 02:43:31.360 That's pretty good. That's not bad. Fuck you, I paying 3178 02:43:31.360 --> 02:43:36.000 my TV license, mister pants. Uh, Minnesota sports are the 3179 02:43:36.239 --> 02:43:43.840 most cursed fuck face unstoppable cardboard pie. I replaced the 3180 02:43:44.120 --> 02:43:46.280 RS on my Dodge ram with w's and now my 3181 02:43:46.360 --> 02:43:48.879 engine sounds like take on me Hot to go f 3182 02:43:48.959 --> 02:43:51.120 og g O t Bros. I'm so gay. I fuck 3183 02:43:51.200 --> 02:43:58.239 men's holes. Uh. Scott stapping the Scott's stapping, young lad Uh? 3184 02:43:59.440 --> 02:44:01.239 The hidden Genius of calling people I don't like the 3185 02:44:01.360 --> 02:44:04.840 N word. A retrospective video essay, just crazy. The hidden 3186 02:44:04.879 --> 02:44:08.319 Genius is pretty good. Just cuts, just cut. Sweeny's pale 3187 02:44:08.319 --> 02:44:15.479 already howling dark? Uh? Can we get five big booms 3188 02:44:15.520 --> 02:44:20.159 for tel Aviv Boom boom boom boom boom. Sweeney and 3189 02:44:20.280 --> 02:44:23.079 Kanye for President twenty twenty eight? Goon Devil the man 3190 02:44:23.200 --> 02:44:27.520 without come. Imagine saying grape instead of rape search Peter 3191 02:44:27.639 --> 02:44:30.159 Lorrie Fish Battle, Adam ruins everything, but it's super. But 3192 02:44:30.280 --> 02:44:32.959 it's a super Adam bomb striking the North Coast of America. 3193 02:44:33.399 --> 02:44:37.479 Tried Caribbean food, Pringles flavor man, what? I don't know 3194 02:44:37.559 --> 02:44:40.840 what the pringles? There's no pringles Caribbean is there? I 3195 02:44:41.360 --> 02:44:48.840 mean I think you're thinking of bringless, bringless. I wonder 3196 02:44:48.920 --> 02:44:50.879 that guy's a lie. If he's bullshit, that's I mean, 3197 02:44:51.040 --> 02:44:53.719 I'm sure some bullshit fusion shit is happening elsewhere, whether 3198 02:44:53.719 --> 02:44:56.600 they got like fucking Captain Crunch, fucking Mafungo or some shit. 3199 02:44:56.639 --> 02:44:59.920 I don't know there. The thing to me is like 3200 02:44:59.920 --> 02:45:01.840 the I got sour Patch kids cereal. So now nothing 3201 02:45:01.959 --> 02:45:04.079 is surprising to me. Like maybe there's a fucking maybe. 3202 02:45:04.440 --> 02:45:06.840 I think I remember seeing there's a Caribbean flavored Ones 3203 02:45:07.280 --> 02:45:10.239 spiced chicken. This guy's was, Oh there's a Caribbean flavored pring. 3204 02:45:10.360 --> 02:45:13.639 This guy was the fucking around. Really, I didn't think 3205 02:45:13.680 --> 02:45:16.840 that there would be a spice chicken. Could I find that? Yeah? 3206 02:45:16.840 --> 02:45:17.159 I want that. 3207 02:45:17.360 --> 02:45:19.719 Never had Like, well, I guess I bet it sucks, 3208 02:45:19.840 --> 02:45:20.559 but like I want it. 3209 02:45:20.840 --> 02:45:23.319 Yeah, I'll stop by Walmart just for a chance if 3210 02:45:23.360 --> 02:45:26.680 they're there. Yeah, because that wouldn't be at seven eleven. No, 3211 02:45:27.479 --> 02:45:31.879 it wasn't Australia. Oh what that's even weirder. Maybe an 3212 02:45:31.879 --> 02:45:34.000 a fool. Did they even have caribbeans over there? 3213 02:45:35.239 --> 02:45:38.040 Probably seven probably eight eight. 3214 02:45:37.959 --> 02:45:39.239 And they're all fucking leaving. 3215 02:45:39.840 --> 02:45:42.040 Yeah, they were there for vacation. 3216 02:45:42.760 --> 02:45:46.000 That's crazy. Imagine imagine an Australian accents speaking Spanish. 3217 02:45:46.959 --> 02:45:49.319 They don't, but they don't do that in the they 3218 02:45:49.399 --> 02:45:52.319 do it in the Spanish Spanish la. 3219 02:45:52.479 --> 02:45:55.200 That's what I'm saying. Imagine not or I don't know 3220 02:45:55.239 --> 02:46:02.639 how that works. Would they say law star star ish 3221 02:46:04.200 --> 02:46:05.879 That's insane. I just can't imagine that. 3222 02:46:05.920 --> 02:46:07.520 I feel like people that I feel like. 3223 02:46:10.239 --> 02:46:13.959 Miral Bank. 3224 02:46:15.319 --> 02:46:17.040 That's not that's not. 3225 02:46:17.159 --> 02:46:20.959 Possible to gross. Ozzie's just have a harsh voices. In general, 3226 02:46:22.680 --> 02:46:28.360 I like, okay, I like the accent some of them, 3227 02:46:29.319 --> 02:46:32.280 some of them that Australian accents are fine. Generally that 3228 02:46:32.399 --> 02:46:35.479 out the crazy ship is like, why like the choker 3229 02:46:35.559 --> 02:46:40.399 in the y did you end up seeing that? 3230 02:46:40.559 --> 02:46:40.639 Uh? 3231 02:46:41.479 --> 02:46:44.680 It was the the Michael cusack in the Studio cartoon 3232 02:46:44.719 --> 02:46:46.840 that I thought, Oh no, I forgot, I forgot, I 3233 02:46:46.920 --> 02:46:50.000 forgot to send it to you. Uh, you get a 3234 02:46:50.079 --> 02:46:52.399 kick out of it. Indiana Jones and The Jerking of 3235 02:46:52.440 --> 02:46:55.719 the Crystal penis me tink Guan Tick, Kingston's Life Foul 3236 02:46:55.760 --> 02:47:00.319 tarn is Smitchy the kid in a New York accent. 3237 02:47:00.440 --> 02:47:03.799 I'm scared of sharks, so I always swim with a gun. 3238 02:47:04.959 --> 02:47:06.680 Listen to them the children, and I was become. They 3239 02:47:06.760 --> 02:47:11.639 made the one above all, the supreme faggot Craig the Canadian. 3240 02:47:11.799 --> 02:47:14.559 Every day we stray further from the Damn's train. Cej 3241 02:47:15.120 --> 02:47:17.280 It's your boy, Shawne De and thank God for Asian women, 3242 02:47:17.360 --> 02:47:21.120 Thank God for Stellar Blade nude moods. Next page that 3243 02:47:21.239 --> 02:47:25.159 got it loaded comshot gaming. Grock is at Grock? Is 3244 02:47:25.200 --> 02:47:29.040 this true? Hassan Piker is a Champagne socialist. Liver King 3245 02:47:29.120 --> 02:47:32.040 looks like if a tumor grew a human using the 3246 02:47:32.120 --> 02:47:34.799 remote from click to pause time, cocakes and premeditone commers 3247 02:47:34.840 --> 02:47:36.559 zom time, and then watch what he does from Afar 3248 02:47:37.040 --> 02:47:40.680 Ginger Sweeney getting on better terms with his father, getting 3249 02:47:40.719 --> 02:47:43.760 glasses and surgery to get rid of his toothcap surgically. 3250 02:47:44.200 --> 02:47:49.600 Really moving your toothcap is crazy? No no no, no 3251 02:47:49.719 --> 02:47:51.719 no no getting niggy with it. No no no, no 3252 02:47:51.760 --> 02:47:55.440 no no no whoa whoa doctor drip m h Lord 3253 02:47:55.479 --> 02:47:59.799 of all Drip. John Hinckley John Hinckley Junior, who shot 3254 02:48:00.000 --> 02:48:02.120 Reagan in nineteen eighty one, was released from prison in 3255 02:48:02.159 --> 02:48:05.879 twenty sixteen and now uploads original music on YouTube. Can 3256 02:48:06.319 --> 02:48:10.959 it all about Shooting Rag? I Love shooting Regan. Shot. 3257 02:48:12.120 --> 02:48:15.399 That'd be so funny. I shot Reagan and he deserved it. 3258 02:48:17.239 --> 02:48:18.600 I bet sucks. That's what's sad. 3259 02:48:18.959 --> 02:48:20.639 Ouch out you shot me? 3260 02:48:20.799 --> 02:48:26.040 Oh ouch you shot me? Oh OUCHI shut but he 3261 02:48:26.120 --> 02:48:30.040 FOUCHI you know Auchi Fauchi was around on rag Well, 3262 02:48:30.280 --> 02:48:35.520 Ow ouch fauci Ouchi bobo bobo kill that man looks 3263 02:48:35.559 --> 02:48:39.479 like you've shot me there. Well Ow, let's send drugs 3264 02:48:39.520 --> 02:48:45.000 to black miser ouch ouch ouch, mister garbage. I got 3265 02:48:45.040 --> 02:48:52.120 shot by hair down Ow. That gotta hurt. That hurt 3266 02:48:52.159 --> 02:48:52.719 a great deal. 3267 02:48:52.959 --> 02:48:54.239 Let's start the war on drugs. 3268 02:48:55.520 --> 02:48:58.120 Let's trick. What a role model. I love this guy, 3269 02:48:58.479 --> 02:49:01.760 Thank you. I love Reagan. Let's trickle down the money 3270 02:49:01.760 --> 02:49:06.280 into my wallet. Yeah, you want to blow me? So gave. 3271 02:49:06.360 --> 02:49:08.959 They call him slipping Jimmy Beetlehooker and his beetlefish nets, 3272 02:49:08.959 --> 02:49:12.399 sucking beetle dick for beetle math. Pigeon man versus pigeon 3273 02:49:12.479 --> 02:49:16.040 Lady death battle. That's a good one. The hey arnold 3274 02:49:16.079 --> 02:49:20.000 pigeon man versus the pigeon home alone too. Yeah, dude, 3275 02:49:20.079 --> 02:49:23.280 that's a fucking fascinating one. I think, what's the stick 3276 02:49:23.360 --> 02:49:27.079 in that other guy? Wizard Whizz, get them go talk 3277 02:49:27.120 --> 02:49:32.120 to him. You know him, Call him. I don't you 3278 02:49:32.239 --> 02:49:34.239 mean call him? I thought you knew everybody was obsessed 3279 02:49:34.280 --> 02:49:40.280 with death. Yeah, call him, give him a call. I 3280 02:49:40.360 --> 02:49:42.040 can't believe you have all these resources and you won't 3281 02:49:42.040 --> 02:49:45.360 call him. All right, whatever, I'm not gonna that's crazy. 3282 02:49:45.399 --> 02:49:47.920 You really should You guys should invite Cammy from The 3283 02:49:47.920 --> 02:49:49.959 Street Fighter onto the podcast and make sure Chris isn't 3284 02:49:49.959 --> 02:49:53.040 there for it. If that happened, I would be furious, Actually, 3285 02:49:53.319 --> 02:49:55.360 if that were somehow possible, If like we're in a 3286 02:49:55.399 --> 02:49:57.600 realm where that was possible and that did happen, I 3287 02:49:57.639 --> 02:49:58.799 would be fucking livid. 3288 02:49:58.680 --> 02:50:02.000 Tits and pussy explode out of her fucking liked or whatever, 3289 02:50:02.719 --> 02:50:04.159 clapping and. 3290 02:50:04.200 --> 02:50:08.479 Then you, Chris love this in your house? Also he 3291 02:50:08.600 --> 02:50:12.159 locked me in my apartment. Chris would love this. She 3292 02:50:12.280 --> 02:50:15.920 went out through the window. That would be yeah, pigeon 3293 02:50:16.000 --> 02:50:21.959 or whatever. Did he charges dropped, Harry, I'm getting angry, like. 3294 02:50:23.600 --> 02:50:25.239 She didn't talk about it. Did he try to charges 3295 02:50:25.280 --> 02:50:25.959 dropped all those? 3296 02:50:28.280 --> 02:50:32.159 By the way, just totally totally slept my mind turns 3297 02:50:32.200 --> 02:50:35.120 out did he was also just misunderstood too? Yeah, very 3298 02:50:35.239 --> 02:50:39.200 happens sometimes I guess very minimal charges. Well, what do 3299 02:50:39.239 --> 02:50:41.879 you got? Charge was very minimal? What's crazy? What's crazy 3300 02:50:42.040 --> 02:50:44.319 is that I guess it was just all one understanding 3301 02:50:44.440 --> 02:50:46.479 Cassie's life is in danger for the rest of her life. 3302 02:50:46.520 --> 02:50:47.719 Now, that's crazy. 3303 02:50:47.799 --> 02:50:49.799 That's the same thing is I feel like her representatives 3304 02:50:49.799 --> 02:50:52.040 said that, like she was like satisfied with with what 3305 02:50:52.159 --> 02:50:54.280 and I'm like, that can't be true because the biggest 3306 02:50:54.319 --> 02:50:56.760 thing that was that she brought forth, especially her getting the. 3307 02:50:56.760 --> 02:50:59.000 Ship beat out of her sexual abuse. 3308 02:50:59.120 --> 02:51:02.120 Yeah, and camera seeing her get fucked up. It didn't 3309 02:51:02.319 --> 02:51:02.799 mean anything. 3310 02:51:02.799 --> 02:51:04.600 Oh no, yeah he got he got for that. He 3311 02:51:04.719 --> 02:51:05.760 was getting charge of the prostitution. 3312 02:51:06.000 --> 02:51:07.920 Yeah, that's it. That's it. 3313 02:51:08.040 --> 02:51:10.319 Not not beating the funk out of this woman. Yeah, 3314 02:51:10.440 --> 02:51:10.680 not not. 3315 02:51:10.920 --> 02:51:13.239 Uh, there was the biggest charge of thee It's so 3316 02:51:13.799 --> 02:51:17.319 he won essentially. It was crazy, you know, it's crazy. 3317 02:51:17.440 --> 02:51:21.040 The I think the lawyer overseeing the Diddy case is 3318 02:51:21.040 --> 02:51:23.559 also connected to the Epstein stuff as well. Really I 3319 02:51:23.680 --> 02:51:26.079 think so. I think it's James Comy's daughter, which is wild, 3320 02:51:27.440 --> 02:51:29.920 but God bless this country. I don't know if that's 3321 02:51:29.920 --> 02:51:32.319 true or not. I'm just saying, even if it wasn't 3322 02:51:32.840 --> 02:51:35.319 this is all fucking bullshit. I keep looking at comment sections, 3323 02:51:35.360 --> 02:51:37.680 they're all just they're all kind of being like, pretty 3324 02:51:37.680 --> 02:51:40.799 sure violence is the only answer at this point. I'm like, 3325 02:51:41.959 --> 02:51:44.639 I'm just like, damn, people are starting to get people 3326 02:51:44.680 --> 02:51:47.879 are tired of talking. Yeah, it's crazy that they it's 3327 02:51:47.920 --> 02:51:51.920 crazy that we blew our one stormed the Capitol moment 3328 02:51:52.000 --> 02:51:54.959 for such a dumb reason. When they're like, I can't 3329 02:51:55.000 --> 02:51:57.639 think of the d scenes are great. I mean, like, bro, 3330 02:51:58.520 --> 02:51:59.959 that you're talking about, Yeah. 3331 02:52:00.440 --> 02:52:02.799 That's a great one. Hey, let's get these pedophiles out 3332 02:52:02.840 --> 02:52:05.239 of here. No, these niggas got lied to. 3333 02:52:05.840 --> 02:52:10.399 I know I won. Well, Derek, if if there was 3334 02:52:10.440 --> 02:52:13.920 anything incriminating about Trump on the FC files, wouldn't Hillary 3335 02:52:14.040 --> 02:52:19.040 have used it? Wouldn't the lift have used this already? No, 3336 02:52:19.239 --> 02:52:22.319 because most of them are. It sucks that they're It 3337 02:52:22.959 --> 02:52:26.479 sucks that these people are so fucking partisan. I know, 3338 02:52:27.360 --> 02:52:32.639 it's infuriating. See they're all guilty. Hillary sucks much less 3339 02:52:32.680 --> 02:52:35.159 than Trump. But she could go to jail too, man, Yeah, 3340 02:52:35.200 --> 02:52:37.639 they can both. They can both Clinton, all the Clintons 3341 02:52:37.680 --> 02:52:39.280 go to fucking jail. Can you give a ship? You 3342 02:52:39.319 --> 02:52:40.760 can put them on the bus from speed and I 3343 02:52:40.799 --> 02:52:43.559 would have no issue. That'd be great. I have no 3344 02:52:43.719 --> 02:52:44.479 problem at all. 3345 02:52:44.639 --> 02:52:47.120 I want the bus that on the flatten so hard. 3346 02:52:47.639 --> 02:52:50.079 It looks like it looks like a cardboard cutout of 3347 02:52:50.120 --> 02:52:50.399 the bus. 3348 02:52:50.520 --> 02:52:54.239 It looks like a disc, looks like it looks like 3349 02:52:54.280 --> 02:52:56.000 a fucking one of the one of those things called 3350 02:52:56.079 --> 02:52:58.639 the fucking posters, the ones that sent you to heart 3351 02:52:58.639 --> 02:53:00.879 but want to That's a jackal. 3352 02:53:01.000 --> 02:53:06.399 Jacky is a jackal hairy re active way five eighty 3353 02:53:06.440 --> 02:53:07.799 three swing Please wake up. You've been in a comen 3354 02:53:07.840 --> 02:53:09.000 for two years. You fell and hit your head and 3355 02:53:09.120 --> 02:53:11.440 getting getting a blunkin at the frey con in You're 3356 02:53:11.760 --> 02:53:15.360 and then it cuts out Peppini Brothers Jeffrey Epstein in 3357 02:53:15.360 --> 02:53:23.440 the Minecraft movie'd be like I Am Stein uh Donkers 3358 02:53:23.520 --> 02:53:25.959 and the Cold Swinging Slash or Pepe Gay Christmas Album 3359 02:53:26.040 --> 02:53:31.319 when in The Alliance Navy Frigates. Oh, In the Alliance 3360 02:53:31.399 --> 02:53:34.079 Navy frigates are named for great battles in human history, 3361 02:53:34.120 --> 02:53:36.200 which is why Shepherd's ship is named the Normandy. No, 3362 02:53:36.399 --> 02:53:38.680 I mean I know that. I just think it's a 3363 02:53:38.719 --> 02:53:42.840 good name. Meebe Fishy a mean lesbian poo poo poop 3364 02:53:42.840 --> 02:53:46.440 poo poop poop poop, poop, poop, poop, shit poop. John 3365 02:53:46.479 --> 02:53:49.040 strickland Marks eighteen eighty nine. Got incredibly annoyed trying to 3366 02:53:49.120 --> 02:53:51.840 talk about rock music with someone who doesn't understand subgenres. 3367 02:53:52.120 --> 02:53:55.719 As it happened earlier, kinda we were talking about how 3368 02:53:55.760 --> 02:53:58.959 many subgenres are in rock right the first key, David 3369 02:53:59.040 --> 02:54:03.280 presents the concept sucking gay right out of him, sucking 3370 02:54:03.319 --> 02:54:05.559 the gay right out of him. I see update on 3371 02:54:05.639 --> 02:54:08.479 the coworker girlfriend. Everyone found out because she had two 3372 02:54:08.559 --> 02:54:10.639 seizures and went to the hospital we work at, and 3373 02:54:10.760 --> 02:54:11.399 I was with her. 3374 02:54:12.959 --> 02:54:16.000 It's okay, yeah, what, okay, what? 3375 02:54:16.280 --> 02:54:16.319 What? 3376 02:54:16.440 --> 02:54:17.520 Why are you giving your seizures? 3377 02:54:17.600 --> 02:54:18.920 Dude, don't don't do that part? 3378 02:54:19.000 --> 02:54:20.319 Why are you being such a dick. 3379 02:54:21.200 --> 02:54:21.959 Don't do that part? 3380 02:54:23.079 --> 02:54:25.920 Yeah, just I know it's tempting. We've all been there. 3381 02:54:25.959 --> 02:54:28.040 We've all had the opportunity. No, Chris, shut up, now, 3382 02:54:28.120 --> 02:54:30.719 keep reading. No, I'm saying we've all had the opportunity. 3383 02:54:31.600 --> 02:54:33.680 He just do what I did me. 3384 02:54:34.319 --> 02:54:35.120 No, I get I get it. 3385 02:54:35.200 --> 02:54:38.000 But also Blake eight nine six pre Rides. I got 3386 02:54:38.079 --> 02:54:41.280 lockjaw doing graves shifts at the dick sucking Factory, and 3387 02:54:41.280 --> 02:54:43.879 all I got was lockjaw I was previously mentioned then, Yeah, 3388 02:54:43.920 --> 02:54:47.680 who sounds like the Leno sounds like the guy from 3389 02:54:47.760 --> 02:54:48.840 the Rby's. 3390 02:54:48.520 --> 02:54:52.760 Ads RBS we bomb Palestinians. 3391 02:54:53.959 --> 02:55:00.200 Yo, guys, I am and so Ona went to cool 3392 02:55:00.239 --> 02:55:02.079 with Dude, this is crazy. I gotta tell you this 3393 02:55:02.120 --> 02:55:05.680 real fast. Okay, go ahead. Uh someone I went to school. 3394 02:55:05.719 --> 02:55:09.920 He just sent me some messages and I was like, Uh, so, 3395 02:55:10.040 --> 02:55:13.040 there's a guy that's going insane right now. 3396 02:55:14.319 --> 02:55:18.399 There was like a prodigy kid that he thinks he's 3397 02:55:18.520 --> 02:55:22.479 involved in time traveling and the government, and he thinks 3398 02:55:22.559 --> 02:55:24.479 my buddy Ed that I grew up with is somehow 3399 02:55:24.559 --> 02:55:27.879 involved in some collusion. And he's fucking with this guy 3400 02:55:28.000 --> 02:55:31.440 like right now, he's sending me like stories of like 3401 02:55:32.360 --> 02:55:34.319 and and he's of things that he's putting it in 3402 02:55:34.399 --> 02:55:36.600 a story. He's talking about like there was a brilliant 3403 02:55:36.680 --> 02:55:40.000 kid named Gerald that did this stuff and he's working 3404 02:55:40.079 --> 02:55:43.559 with this this Gate program, and he's working on very 3405 02:55:43.600 --> 02:55:46.840 interesting research at elite universities, and he's doing things with 3406 02:55:46.959 --> 02:55:50.239 Trump and he's messing with stuff and he thinks my 3407 02:55:50.360 --> 02:55:53.639 friend Ed's involved somehow, and he's like in a story 3408 02:55:53.719 --> 02:55:56.159 like I don't believe Ed's a bad person. I do 3409 02:55:56.319 --> 02:55:58.959 believe that they've been tricked into believing what they're doing 3410 02:55:59.120 --> 02:56:00.920 is right. I'm not the to me, I don't traffic 3411 02:56:00.959 --> 02:56:02.959 people of these people in mass Soldier like, I'm like, bro, 3412 02:56:03.079 --> 02:56:04.959 what the fuck? So someone right now is having a 3413 02:56:05.120 --> 02:56:08.559 mental fucking breakdown and thinking people from my school or 3414 02:56:08.600 --> 02:56:12.239 somehow colluding with the government or something. And then right now, 3415 02:56:12.280 --> 02:56:15.319 my buddy Edgses sing this to me. Right now, He's like, Yo, 3416 02:56:16.360 --> 02:56:21.040 what is happening? And I'm like, how does this happen? 3417 02:56:22.159 --> 02:56:22.319 Hey? 3418 02:56:22.399 --> 02:56:22.520 Man? 3419 02:56:22.559 --> 02:56:28.120 People go crazy? Dude, Yes they do, and man, it's much. 3420 02:56:28.280 --> 02:56:31.280 I don't even think it takes a lot crazy. No, no, no. 3421 02:56:31.559 --> 02:56:33.799 I feel myself on the verge constantly, do you. 3422 02:56:34.239 --> 02:56:38.280 Yeah, honestly, I feel myself going dark, but not going crazy. 3423 02:56:38.680 --> 02:56:43.280 I feel myself going crazy anyway. Read this name. Can 3424 02:56:43.319 --> 02:56:52.600 you read that name? Faggot Vaughan figure Knucker. Very cool, 3425 02:56:53.639 --> 02:56:57.440 It's spelled fag e u t eug. Yeah. I get 3426 02:56:58.040 --> 02:57:05.799 that's not bad. Get one figure Knucker coming to smash Brothers. Yeah. 3427 02:57:08.879 --> 02:57:13.520 Link shared Vogel Bill. 3428 02:57:13.479 --> 02:57:17.319 Cosby Bill because. 3429 02:57:18.719 --> 02:57:22.639 Is he what was it? Is? He is Israel, Israel born. 3430 02:57:25.920 --> 02:57:32.479 Using the tip of my dick as using using the 3431 02:57:32.680 --> 02:57:35.479 tip using the tip of my dick as l a 3432 02:57:35.639 --> 02:57:40.319 sidewalk his brain washed. There's no epscene list in bossing 3433 02:57:40.440 --> 02:57:47.719 say nice accurate, literally accurate to the point. That's an 3434 02:57:47.719 --> 02:57:52.600 ava Avatar Last Airbender. I didn't watch it. There's like 3435 02:57:52.680 --> 02:57:54.719 there's like there is no war in bossing say, and 3436 02:57:54.799 --> 02:57:59.559 it's like there's obviously there's a a h the goopy 3437 02:57:59.680 --> 02:58:01.959 jerky it with jerking it with so much lotion, my 3438 02:58:02.040 --> 02:58:04.879 ball stopping Wrinkley Kingston's dad picking up a gay little 3439 02:58:04.879 --> 02:58:08.799 beetle off the ground. My child look delicious morsel as 3440 02:58:08.840 --> 02:58:11.600 he feeds it to him. Your dad used to feed 3441 02:58:11.600 --> 02:58:19.559 you beetles? Right, No, yeah, me neither. Young Colin Waded 3442 02:58:19.680 --> 02:58:23.479 went walling into the ocean with a big rock whiling 3443 02:58:25.319 --> 02:58:30.000 walling weird. Stevie Wonder did a collab with Steven Siegall 3444 02:58:30.200 --> 02:58:35.680 Ziggy Goldman. Eh uh, Young, I can't read that, ship man. 3445 02:58:35.840 --> 02:58:40.479 I I just straight up juice U J DRAMs sex laxar, 3446 02:58:40.639 --> 02:58:42.879 and I asking laxas. I don't know what the fuck 3447 02:58:42.920 --> 02:58:46.040 that is. I think I actually read that relatively correctly. 3448 02:58:47.280 --> 02:58:49.479 Whatever twenty five dollars for you, because I'm killing the 3449 02:58:49.479 --> 02:58:52.440 game right now. Pirate Software. Thanks Pirate Software for supporting 3450 02:58:52.479 --> 02:58:52.799 our show. 3451 02:58:52.840 --> 02:58:55.879 Have you guys heard of that Irish that Irish fucking white, 3452 02:58:56.040 --> 02:58:58.159 white racist dude that like does commentary on all this 3453 02:58:58.239 --> 02:58:58.959 random bullshit. 3454 02:58:59.319 --> 02:58:59.959 I mean, I was tunk. 3455 02:59:00.239 --> 02:59:02.319 He was like, no one gives the funk about any 3456 02:59:02.360 --> 02:59:04.520 of these fucking days. It's some fucking something like he 3457 02:59:04.600 --> 02:59:06.840 looks like, I don't know, man, he looks like I 3458 02:59:06.879 --> 02:59:09.920 don't know. He looks like every teenage ugly friend from 3459 02:59:10.760 --> 02:59:12.719 like white movies in like the two thousands, when he's 3460 02:59:12.760 --> 02:59:14.600 a boy not a girl. I forgot his name. He 3461 02:59:14.639 --> 02:59:17.280 complains about everything that comes out, but he said the 3462 02:59:17.319 --> 02:59:19.319 funniest and he was like, of course I'm not gonna 3463 02:59:19.360 --> 02:59:22.879 watch this new showIn hard immediately every single word. 3464 02:59:23.000 --> 02:59:24.719 Can you look it up? I forgot what because I 3465 02:59:24.719 --> 02:59:26.840 don't know what you're talking about Critical Drinker. I think 3466 02:59:26.920 --> 02:59:30.559 it might be him. Oh he's Scottish. Yeah, he's only 3467 02:59:30.600 --> 02:59:32.559 like translated, but he's like kind. 3468 02:59:32.440 --> 02:59:34.600 Of like he has a kind of a voice like this, 3469 02:59:35.280 --> 02:59:38.719 and he's always like his cadence is like this, you know, 3470 02:59:38.879 --> 02:59:40.959 like like he's always doing this. 3471 02:59:41.040 --> 02:59:43.760 I know, I mean, there's like a cadence. I'm the critical. 3472 02:59:43.479 --> 02:59:47.120 Drinker, but like, you're reminded me of that the guy 3473 02:59:47.200 --> 02:59:52.319 that freaked out on the pronouns, oh yeah, yeah, heals, 3474 02:59:53.079 --> 02:59:54.680 he heals versus baby face. 3475 02:59:55.319 --> 02:59:59.719 Look, the guy the fucking brownnowns the critical drinkers Kaydence 3476 03:00:00.079 --> 03:00:02.879 is really upsetting to me. Something about it. It sounds 3477 03:00:02.959 --> 03:00:05.440 fat even think these videos are particularly egregious based on 3478 03:00:05.520 --> 03:00:07.079 a lot of the things that I've seen, Like it's 3479 03:00:07.159 --> 03:00:10.680 it's still bad, but it's like it's not even it's 3480 03:00:10.719 --> 03:00:13.000 not even like I've seen way worse, but still like 3481 03:00:13.120 --> 03:00:18.959 it's like the Cadence bothers me more than anything. I've 3482 03:00:19.000 --> 03:00:21.799 never seen that guy in my life. I've never seen 3483 03:00:21.840 --> 03:00:23.360 that guy. He's a zero. 3484 03:00:23.479 --> 03:00:26.479 Watching his ship is crazy because he says the dumbest 3485 03:00:26.520 --> 03:00:28.879 that he complains about things being written so poorly that 3486 03:00:29.000 --> 03:00:31.040 in the middle of it admits I've never watched a 3487 03:00:31.120 --> 03:00:32.040 single episode of it. 3488 03:00:32.120 --> 03:00:34.399 And I'm like, they all did, what are you doing? 3489 03:00:34.559 --> 03:00:36.520 Complained about the show before it came out, and they 3490 03:00:36.559 --> 03:00:38.440 said it's gonna be this, it's gonna be that, And 3491 03:00:38.440 --> 03:00:40.840 I'm like, it literally hasn't show. The thing that you 3492 03:00:41.319 --> 03:00:43.440 say anything about the show. The thing that sucks about 3493 03:00:43.440 --> 03:00:50.159 that stuff too, is that like guys. Of course it's 3494 03:00:50.200 --> 03:00:54.840 gonna suck. It's a it's a modern Marvel TV show, 3495 03:00:55.719 --> 03:00:59.079 that's of course. But that's what's so bothering about is 3496 03:00:59.120 --> 03:01:02.799 that you can't even really prove it well enough because 3497 03:01:02.920 --> 03:01:07.360 like they're not wrong to suggest that, oh, this Cape 3498 03:01:07.399 --> 03:01:10.840 ship slop is going to not be good. Duh, Well 3499 03:01:10.840 --> 03:01:15.040 here's the see, here's the interesting thing. Yeah, I wasn't talking. 3500 03:01:15.120 --> 03:01:15.639 I wasn't talking. 3501 03:01:18.200 --> 03:01:23.319 I turned you off. No, it's like they're The funny 3502 03:01:23.360 --> 03:01:27.600 thing is they are wrong, no, because it's the and 3503 03:01:27.680 --> 03:01:28.600 they also don't know that. 3504 03:01:28.600 --> 03:01:31.200 They focus on the wrong ship. Like there's things that 3505 03:01:32.120 --> 03:01:34.440 we could be like on like, oh, we're on the 3506 03:01:34.479 --> 03:01:37.360 same page on something that is bad. But like, particularly 3507 03:01:37.360 --> 03:01:39.719 when we're talking about that, I use a guy named 3508 03:01:39.920 --> 03:01:42.600 the Birdman as a as a as an example. A 3509 03:01:42.840 --> 03:01:45.840 Birdman he used to just ship on cinema sins. That's 3510 03:01:45.840 --> 03:01:48.280 how his channel blew up. Like he would just be 3511 03:01:48.399 --> 03:01:50.760 like you just shout all over yeah. But he now 3512 03:01:50.879 --> 03:01:54.319 he he takes on the grifters. He's just like fucking 3513 03:01:54.520 --> 03:01:58.799 He's actually this black dude from South Central that's very arrogant, 3514 03:01:58.840 --> 03:02:01.000 but I like him. He's like a very good looking 3515 03:02:01.079 --> 03:02:04.319 guy he has like money, he goes traveling all the time, 3516 03:02:04.520 --> 03:02:05.280 and he like throws it. 3517 03:02:05.280 --> 03:02:09.280 In their face all the time, and he's very arrogant. 3518 03:02:09.319 --> 03:02:11.559 But I'm also like, well, I mean he is those 3519 03:02:11.639 --> 03:02:15.959 things did he say? But anyway, he go check out 3520 03:02:16.000 --> 03:02:19.280 his content because he takes on the critical drinker all 3521 03:02:19.319 --> 03:02:22.000 the time. He'll burst of fav all those guys, and 3522 03:02:22.079 --> 03:02:24.840 then he always talks because they all just recycle the 3523 03:02:24.879 --> 03:02:25.360 same ship. 3524 03:02:25.440 --> 03:02:27.799 They watch each other's content and say the same it's 3525 03:02:27.840 --> 03:02:29.600 the thing and over again. It's like it's just woke 3526 03:02:29.639 --> 03:02:31.120 wow exactly. 3527 03:02:31.280 --> 03:02:34.760 And then unfortunately he shows the pattern that like they 3528 03:02:34.920 --> 03:02:37.239 specifically focus on content that's to do with women and 3529 03:02:37.280 --> 03:02:40.079 black people, and then if it's something that happens to 3530 03:02:40.200 --> 03:02:42.760 be good that happens to be with a woman or 3531 03:02:42.959 --> 03:02:45.280 or with a person of color, they'll usually put on 3532 03:02:45.319 --> 03:02:47.680 their second channel. I can review it like positively, And 3533 03:02:48.319 --> 03:02:50.600 in the episode, like it's like I'm trying to think of. 3534 03:02:54.559 --> 03:02:58.920 The birdman with an eye. So in the episode ends 3535 03:02:58.959 --> 03:03:03.040 with Cheathawk working. You know, I can't even do the 3536 03:03:03.079 --> 03:03:05.840 cadence right. But it's it's so weird, very unique, and 3537 03:03:05.959 --> 03:03:09.479 he's very but also like he he like wrote a film. 3538 03:03:09.559 --> 03:03:14.520 I guess that's always true. Oh I know who he is, Okay, gotcha? Yeah, 3539 03:03:14.760 --> 03:03:17.280 so he does, yes, he's it does really good content. 3540 03:03:18.000 --> 03:03:22.399 But he he made a film, The Critical Drinker or whatever, 3541 03:03:22.760 --> 03:03:24.520 and it fucking has like a four point something in 3542 03:03:24.600 --> 03:03:31.079 ninety B. It's those This is true. This is true generally, 3543 03:03:31.239 --> 03:03:34.399 like if if you're I mean most people who I mean, 3544 03:03:34.440 --> 03:03:36.040 I think about the nostalogic critic all the time when 3545 03:03:36.040 --> 03:03:37.760 it comes to this. He made three movies and they're 3546 03:03:37.760 --> 03:03:38.760 all really not good. 3547 03:03:40.760 --> 03:03:45.799 Crazy, like his movies are like how could you critique 3548 03:03:45.879 --> 03:03:48.840 things and then make something that the thing that's like 3549 03:03:49.200 --> 03:03:51.200 it's like it's like whoa, oh okay. 3550 03:03:51.239 --> 03:03:53.200 Well. The thing about I don't know how to feel 3551 03:03:53.200 --> 03:03:57.079 about Doug the nostalgic critic specifically because like I think 3552 03:03:57.159 --> 03:03:59.559 he's a little on the spectrum for sure, But then 3553 03:03:59.719 --> 03:04:04.440 but then and also like I think he genuinely loves movies, 3554 03:04:05.120 --> 03:04:07.719 and I think he genuinely like when he criticizes something, 3555 03:04:07.719 --> 03:04:09.280 it's more about like the edit. I think he is 3556 03:04:09.360 --> 03:04:11.799 more said, I think his character is more separated from 3557 03:04:11.840 --> 03:04:14.399 him actually probably, and so because every time I've seen 3558 03:04:14.440 --> 03:04:16.879 him talk about like movies as him he's like very 3559 03:04:16.959 --> 03:04:18.920 normal and even keeled, and he's like not a freak. 3560 03:04:19.680 --> 03:04:21.719 So like to me, it's just like, oh, that's interesting. 3561 03:04:23.000 --> 03:04:26.959 It it doesn't make your movies good that you made them, 3562 03:04:27.840 --> 03:04:30.319 But like, I'm not that bothered by the fact that 3563 03:04:30.399 --> 03:04:32.799 you have the goal to make things and then criticize things, 3564 03:04:32.840 --> 03:04:34.600 because I think the way that you criticize things is 3565 03:04:34.680 --> 03:04:36.639 so in character that it almost negates the fact that 3566 03:04:36.680 --> 03:04:39.319 it's even legit. It's weird. I don't know, it's like 3567 03:04:39.399 --> 03:04:42.239 this weird thing with him. It's not as agregious as 3568 03:04:43.000 --> 03:04:44.440 he's not grifting also exactly I. 3569 03:04:44.440 --> 03:04:46.120 Said, it's not as he just as these grifters, because 3570 03:04:46.120 --> 03:04:49.520 these drifters are like I know better, this is all shit, Okay, 3571 03:04:49.559 --> 03:04:52.079 now it's your time to step up. And I think 3572 03:04:52.120 --> 03:04:55.040 it's insane, trash and untalented. I think it's very insane 3573 03:04:55.040 --> 03:04:57.280 to critique something that too. 3574 03:04:57.200 --> 03:04:59.040 Like he was like he wrote he had like a 3575 03:04:59.079 --> 03:05:02.399 script that nobody wants. Like all the yeah, Dave Rubins 3576 03:05:02.440 --> 03:05:05.159 a failed comedian, yep, they're all yeah, they're all facing 3577 03:05:05.360 --> 03:05:07.639 stand up. I've seen it, you've seen her. I'll never 3578 03:05:07.760 --> 03:05:09.600 I never, I'll never watch it again. But you should 3579 03:05:09.600 --> 03:05:12.520 watch it again. We should uh, we should have it. 3580 03:05:12.600 --> 03:05:16.600 Gave me that bad gave me the shivers. It is 3581 03:05:16.719 --> 03:05:19.799 so jokeless, it's amazing, Like you could probably go up 3582 03:05:19.799 --> 03:05:21.840 and I have actually no doubt, Like I don't. I 3583 03:05:21.879 --> 03:05:23.239 don't think you would be a good standing comedian. I 3584 03:05:23.239 --> 03:05:25.760 don't think any of us really would be. Uh, but 3585 03:05:25.959 --> 03:05:30.520 like we would all do better improvising on the spot 3586 03:05:31.319 --> 03:05:33.719 material than the one then whatever the fuck he came 3587 03:05:33.799 --> 03:05:35.799 up with on on whatever set that I was watching, 3588 03:05:35.879 --> 03:05:36.680 it was truly crazy. 3589 03:05:36.879 --> 03:05:39.280 Yeah, I guess it depends on because like right now, 3590 03:05:39.559 --> 03:05:41.159 some of the best stand up comedians are just really 3591 03:05:41.200 --> 03:05:41.959 good at crowd work. 3592 03:05:42.239 --> 03:05:45.520 That is true. And I think we I don't know 3593 03:05:45.559 --> 03:05:45.840 about you. 3594 03:05:45.959 --> 03:05:48.840 I think you would be too insulting, but I would 3595 03:05:48.959 --> 03:05:50.040 be mean to people. I'm not like that. 3596 03:05:50.120 --> 03:05:50.440 I don't know. 3597 03:05:50.559 --> 03:05:54.040 I I think I laugh at us. If you if 3598 03:05:54.120 --> 03:05:57.159 you worked on some comebacks to have some like stock stuff, 3599 03:05:57.200 --> 03:05:57.920 I think it would be good. 3600 03:05:57.920 --> 03:05:59.680 But I think I think in the in the in 3601 03:05:59.760 --> 03:06:04.079 the you laugh too much of the things that you 3602 03:06:04.239 --> 03:06:07.000 say because I think they're funny, right, but like that's 3603 03:06:07.040 --> 03:06:10.079 not that's that's a bad that's not good. I think 3604 03:06:10.120 --> 03:06:11.840 I think it could work I could work. I think 3605 03:06:11.959 --> 03:06:13.600 like Jalen could not be a stand up comedian. Oh no, 3606 03:06:13.680 --> 03:06:16.079 he can't even me, but it'd be so funny to 3607 03:06:16.120 --> 03:06:18.079 watch though, that's the one he would be funny in 3608 03:06:18.120 --> 03:06:22.239 a setting like I I I wish so desperately that 3609 03:06:22.280 --> 03:06:25.639 I could like get them to get the material together 3610 03:06:25.719 --> 03:06:29.079 to like write a show, because I think he's a 3611 03:06:29.239 --> 03:06:33.639 perfect character, like for a show, for like a situational 3612 03:06:33.719 --> 03:06:36.840 comedy kind of thing, like scenarios like I want to 3613 03:06:36.879 --> 03:06:39.799 see you in various circumstances. But like he couldn't like 3614 03:06:39.840 --> 03:06:41.719 go up and deliver a joke because if he delivers 3615 03:06:41.760 --> 03:06:44.719 a joke, he's gonna laugh at it, and it's gonna 3616 03:06:44.840 --> 03:06:46.719 it's gonna make it seem like it's. 3617 03:06:46.600 --> 03:06:48.520 Gonna laugh at your joke as long as the joke 3618 03:06:48.639 --> 03:06:49.639 is really, really really funny. 3619 03:06:49.799 --> 03:06:52.280 I personally think it's it's really cringe every time a 3620 03:06:52.319 --> 03:06:53.639 comedian laughs at their own material. 3621 03:06:53.680 --> 03:06:55.079 I think, if it's really funny, it's fine. 3622 03:06:55.120 --> 03:06:56.520 But I think if I think even if it's funny, 3623 03:06:56.559 --> 03:06:58.000 because I think it's just like what do you what 3624 03:06:58.079 --> 03:06:59.799 are you doing? You know, like it just comes I 3625 03:07:00.040 --> 03:07:01.000 I notice it where I'm just like. 3626 03:07:01.200 --> 03:07:02.760 Because I think I think that's the point of it. 3627 03:07:02.840 --> 03:07:04.920 It looks at it's almost like when the laugh track 3628 03:07:04.959 --> 03:07:06.719 starts in a sitcom where it's like, oh, now now 3629 03:07:06.799 --> 03:07:09.280 you laugh because I'm laughing, you know what I mean. 3630 03:07:09.319 --> 03:07:11.200 It kind of feels like you're telling some people this 3631 03:07:11.319 --> 03:07:11.760 is the funny. 3632 03:07:11.799 --> 03:07:14.360 It's just the timing because like I usually seem like 3633 03:07:14.399 --> 03:07:16.639 say Dave Chappelle, for example, I see him like he 3634 03:07:16.719 --> 03:07:18.360 laughs a lot of his jokes, but it's usually after 3635 03:07:18.440 --> 03:07:21.399 everybody else's laughed, right, It's like he tells the joke, 3636 03:07:21.440 --> 03:07:22.719 everyone's laughing, and he. 3637 03:07:23.399 --> 03:07:25.200 Uses it like they take away into the next thing 3638 03:07:25.239 --> 03:07:27.319 that he's gonna say. But it's also just it's a 3639 03:07:27.440 --> 03:07:28.040 human emotion. 3640 03:07:28.200 --> 03:07:31.159 Like I've seen Kevin, I've watched funny. 3641 03:07:31.360 --> 03:07:33.479 I'll watch many things over and over and I'll still 3642 03:07:33.520 --> 03:07:35.079 laugh at it. I think Vin Heart's funny at all. 3643 03:07:35.159 --> 03:07:37.120 Actually, I think I think I think for you to 3644 03:07:37.159 --> 03:07:39.000 say that, I mean, okay that you may not think 3645 03:07:39.000 --> 03:07:40.200 he's funny. That's fine. 3646 03:07:40.479 --> 03:07:42.280 It's funny as a stand up. I don't think. I 3647 03:07:42.319 --> 03:07:44.840 don't care for it, but he's funny. He may not 3648 03:07:44.879 --> 03:07:46.639 be the funniest I think he can be a funny 3649 03:07:46.719 --> 03:07:51.360 presence on a screen rolling forty old vision. I don't 3650 03:07:51.719 --> 03:07:53.239 I don't remember he's trying to buy like he's trying 3651 03:07:53.280 --> 03:07:55.040 to buy something from from the they work at that 3652 03:07:55.200 --> 03:07:58.680 like circuit City type store, and like he's just being 3653 03:07:58.840 --> 03:08:01.520 so disrespectful. It's so fun idea. I think he can 3654 03:08:01.600 --> 03:08:03.520 be funny with written material made for him, But like, 3655 03:08:03.600 --> 03:08:06.959 I don't think every stand up I don't know. I've 3656 03:08:06.959 --> 03:08:09.120 never seen a joke from him that I thought was like, wow, 3657 03:08:09.200 --> 03:08:11.959 that's like an all timer, like not once. I can't think. 3658 03:08:12.079 --> 03:08:14.319 I actually can't think of a single. There's there's a 3659 03:08:14.399 --> 03:08:15.920 joke Kevin har He. 3660 03:08:16.040 --> 03:08:19.760 Told it his first, his first stand up, about how 3661 03:08:19.799 --> 03:08:21.639 he was at a zoo and like he had a 3662 03:08:21.719 --> 03:08:23.360 fear that an animal would get out, and he thought, 3663 03:08:23.479 --> 03:08:25.200 like what would I do if animal got out and 3664 03:08:25.319 --> 03:08:27.079 was chasing music? I would just throw my kid behind 3665 03:08:27.159 --> 03:08:28.840 me and let it take my kid and then just 3666 03:08:29.000 --> 03:08:31.360 deal with the consequences afterwards, or the time when he 3667 03:08:31.440 --> 03:08:33.280 was running, Like I think, I think he's pretty funny. 3668 03:08:33.440 --> 03:08:37.719 It just has something you would say, yeah, so, I mean, look, 3669 03:08:37.760 --> 03:08:40.600 I would just have to I would. I would have 3670 03:08:40.639 --> 03:08:42.239 to give it an earnest watch. But like from what 3671 03:08:42.360 --> 03:08:44.639 I've seen it. I haven't. Actually, I don't know if 3672 03:08:44.639 --> 03:08:46.920 I've seen his stand up. I don't know if I've 3673 03:08:46.920 --> 03:08:49.280 actually seen it, so I can't judge it per se. Yeah, 3674 03:08:49.520 --> 03:08:51.079 I just know that, Like I don't think I don't 3675 03:08:51.079 --> 03:08:52.399 think he's a funny actor. I don't think he's a 3676 03:08:52.440 --> 03:08:55.159 comedic actor. I think it's the other way. I think. Well, 3677 03:08:55.200 --> 03:08:57.040 I don't think that I don't. I'll put it this way. 3678 03:08:57.479 --> 03:08:59.120 I think a lot of the movies he chooses are 3679 03:08:59.200 --> 03:09:01.520 bad movies. But I think if given the right material, 3680 03:09:01.559 --> 03:09:03.479 like he's funny in the forty year Old Virgin I think. 3681 03:09:03.559 --> 03:09:05.120 I think I remember him being funny and fucking one 3682 03:09:05.120 --> 03:09:06.920 of the scary movies. Yeah, and Scary Movie three. Yeah, 3683 03:09:06.959 --> 03:09:08.959 Scary Movie three and four and four because they basically 3684 03:09:09.000 --> 03:09:11.879 do the same thing. And Anthony Anderson. Yeah, So I 3685 03:09:11.920 --> 03:09:13.559 think he can be funny with the right material. I 3686 03:09:13.600 --> 03:09:17.680 just I just don't find his material funny. Yeah, I 3687 03:09:17.680 --> 03:09:19.239 would have to see you like I would even because 3688 03:09:19.239 --> 03:09:22.520 I remember he even did a He's just I even 3689 03:09:22.600 --> 03:09:24.959 enjoy him in small bits where because he he was 3690 03:09:25.040 --> 03:09:27.559 in he grew up in the scene with like say, 3691 03:09:27.680 --> 03:09:29.559 he was a he even roomed with Patizio Neil for 3692 03:09:29.559 --> 03:09:31.200 a while. Yeah, and like so they all were in 3693 03:09:31.440 --> 03:09:33.639 grew up in the same thing. So I think a 3694 03:09:33.760 --> 03:09:37.680 lot of his comedy, chops and busting balls, is pretty good. 3695 03:09:38.239 --> 03:09:41.520 He used to have a podcast called like Cold as Balls. 3696 03:09:41.719 --> 03:09:44.239 Basically he was like stealing hot ones, like, oh, let's 3697 03:09:44.280 --> 03:09:46.120 do something uncomfortable while we're having a podcast. 3698 03:09:46.360 --> 03:09:48.239 It was just they were doing ice baths and so 3699 03:09:48.319 --> 03:09:51.520 he would usually have on like a athletes and shit 3700 03:09:51.600 --> 03:09:54.479 like that, and I enjoyed the he I think he's 3701 03:09:54.520 --> 03:09:57.079 very charismatic. I think I don't care to see him, 3702 03:09:57.079 --> 03:09:58.239 like I don't want to I want to go see 3703 03:09:58.280 --> 03:09:59.920 Kevin Hard stand up. I don't care about that. Yeah, 3704 03:10:00.000 --> 03:10:01.680 but I do think he is funny and I think 3705 03:10:01.719 --> 03:10:05.680 he's a good host, good comedian. I get while he's popular. 3706 03:10:05.760 --> 03:10:07.760 I just I would never go out of my way, 3707 03:10:07.799 --> 03:10:09.360 But there are many people I wouldn't go see Snewd 3708 03:10:09.360 --> 03:10:09.840 to stand up. 3709 03:10:10.159 --> 03:10:10.520 That's true. 3710 03:10:10.639 --> 03:10:12.280 Yeah, I don't think I would. 3711 03:10:12.280 --> 03:10:13.719 I would go. I wouldn't go out of my way 3712 03:10:13.719 --> 03:10:14.840 to see most people do stand. 3713 03:10:14.680 --> 03:10:16.520 Up, right, I would no one alive. 3714 03:10:16.920 --> 03:10:19.920 I would go to open I would go to more 3715 03:10:19.959 --> 03:10:23.799 open mics than I would set stand up shows. If 3716 03:10:23.840 --> 03:10:25.760 that makes sense, Yeah, it does to me. Open mics 3717 03:10:25.799 --> 03:10:28.920 to me are like it's an experienced cream of the 3718 03:10:28.959 --> 03:10:30.040 crop type. 3719 03:10:29.799 --> 03:10:31.559 Shit, because sometimes that's raw comedy. 3720 03:10:32.200 --> 03:10:34.680 Well yeah, but sometimes you get really sometimes you get gold, 3721 03:10:34.719 --> 03:10:36.520 and then sometimes it's just a room full of depressed 3722 03:10:36.600 --> 03:10:40.479 people fenting and it's like it makes it way funnier. 3723 03:10:42.399 --> 03:10:44.520 Have you have you ever gone to an open mic? Few? 3724 03:10:44.760 --> 03:10:46.639 Have you been the ones that flappers? 3725 03:10:46.719 --> 03:10:47.959 I went to one of my flappers and it was 3726 03:10:48.000 --> 03:10:50.479 so funny because it was it was this depressed there's 3727 03:10:50.520 --> 03:10:53.079 this black girls dating Armenian guy, and it was so 3728 03:10:53.239 --> 03:10:55.399 funny because she was just like, they're really racist to 3729 03:10:55.440 --> 03:10:57.360 me and I hate this so much, but I love 3730 03:10:57.440 --> 03:10:57.959 my boyfriend. 3731 03:10:57.959 --> 03:11:01.200 Should I leave him? And I was laughing, we should go. 3732 03:11:01.639 --> 03:11:03.959 I was laughing so hard. We should find it was 3733 03:11:04.040 --> 03:11:06.360 like she's venting, which is in the show. This is 3734 03:11:06.680 --> 03:11:07.639 is a therapy session. 3735 03:11:08.000 --> 03:11:10.040 We should find to day. We should find the day 3736 03:11:10.040 --> 03:11:12.479 to go to one of those open mics and just 3737 03:11:12.559 --> 03:11:14.760 watch it because it is it is mega fun I 3738 03:11:14.799 --> 03:11:16.159 would do one. I would do it. He would do one. 3739 03:11:16.760 --> 03:11:17.360 I would love to. 3740 03:11:17.360 --> 03:11:24.239 See that nothing You're gay, That's what I would do that. 3741 03:11:24.319 --> 03:11:24.840 I would talk. 3742 03:11:24.840 --> 03:11:26.559 I would be like, it's good guys going on, So 3743 03:11:26.879 --> 03:11:30.639 shoot the funk up. Somebody killed this thick right now, 3744 03:11:31.239 --> 03:11:33.559 somebody with a gun. I know somebody has a gun 3745 03:11:33.600 --> 03:11:33.799 in here. 3746 03:11:33.799 --> 03:11:36.520 I know where we're know someone here to that guy 3747 03:11:36.879 --> 03:11:39.479 and get laughs out of people for the guys getting 3748 03:11:39.479 --> 03:11:42.600 thrown with a gun. He'd be like, anyway, what anyway? Sorry, 3749 03:11:42.639 --> 03:11:45.920 miss Jackson, badly brave? Who's new York? Who's the New York? 3750 03:11:46.040 --> 03:11:52.239 Nick Penis from a theory needs help? What lawering is? 3751 03:11:52.239 --> 03:11:54.559 Having Halo three, melpous one and Rowndinge on our list 3752 03:11:54.600 --> 03:12:00.200 as always is the king of haphazard automate. I think 3753 03:12:00.239 --> 03:12:05.719 weapon he should have dumb shit apologize right now. I 3754 03:12:05.760 --> 03:12:06.440 will have to kill you. 3755 03:12:07.920 --> 03:12:11.079 Kill. It's like fucking the Simpsons with radio Wolf Castle 3756 03:12:11.479 --> 03:12:13.600 through his stand up and he fucking throws the grenade 3757 03:12:13.600 --> 03:12:14.840 and shoots a machine gun. 3758 03:12:15.280 --> 03:12:18.040 The crazy thing is people are still there after he 3759 03:12:18.079 --> 03:12:19.079 shoots the machine gun. 3760 03:12:19.239 --> 03:12:21.959 He tells another joke and they still helkle home and 3761 03:12:22.040 --> 03:12:26.319 then he throws her grenade. It's stupid. I think. I 3762 03:12:26.360 --> 03:12:28.440 think open mics are magical experience. I went to one 3763 03:12:28.479 --> 03:12:31.360 in fish Go where he lived, and there's a stand 3764 03:12:31.399 --> 03:12:33.600 up comedy. It was when I lived over around there, 3765 03:12:33.680 --> 03:12:34.360 so we went. 3766 03:12:34.280 --> 03:12:36.280 To where was the stand up comedy place? 3767 03:12:36.280 --> 03:12:37.639 I think it was on the other side of the water. 3768 03:12:37.799 --> 03:12:39.879 I know there was a hotel around us that was 3769 03:12:39.920 --> 03:12:42.520 like a big comedy scene like that one of the 3770 03:12:42.879 --> 03:12:46.239 actually like gone ironically like one of the literally one 3771 03:12:46.280 --> 03:12:48.399 of the holiday inns or something like going by my 3772 03:12:48.479 --> 03:12:52.959 house maybe like it was by yeah, kind of. It 3773 03:12:53.079 --> 03:12:55.200 was like next to the Walmart or not not next 3774 03:12:55.200 --> 03:12:57.879 to the Walmart, but like across like that. A lot 3775 03:12:57.920 --> 03:12:59.920 of people did stand up in that lobby. That is 3776 03:13:00.440 --> 03:13:02.639 crazy to think of, like because I heard like Jimmy 3777 03:13:02.719 --> 03:13:04.840 Kimmel to tell a story of and Jimmy Fallon and 3778 03:13:05.040 --> 03:13:08.879 like I've heard it mentioned on enough comedy podcast where 3779 03:13:08.879 --> 03:13:12.079 I'm like, that's weird that that's because that's such a 3780 03:13:12.319 --> 03:13:15.840 completely inconspicuous but like you would have never even all 3781 03:13:16.000 --> 03:13:19.079 this plaza and is fucking stupid it was. It was 3782 03:13:19.159 --> 03:13:21.559 something like that, like a ramata I would love I would. 3783 03:13:21.399 --> 03:13:23.280 Love that's one. That's one right there, But I would 3784 03:13:23.319 --> 03:13:24.680 love to go to I'd love to do a comedy. 3785 03:13:24.840 --> 03:13:26.719 I'd love to go to one and see like someone 3786 03:13:26.959 --> 03:13:29.920 really bombing and give them the most genuine like applause, 3787 03:13:31.319 --> 03:13:32.799 So that thin, I think, because I think for really 3788 03:13:32.840 --> 03:13:35.120 going up there and bombing and front and like making 3789 03:13:35.159 --> 03:13:38.399 it through, I think is the most like respectable thing ever. 3790 03:13:38.959 --> 03:13:41.639 It is really traumatizing. It's like, oh, I'm gonna go 3791 03:13:41.680 --> 03:13:43.360 up there and I'm gonna it's a very very It's 3792 03:13:43.399 --> 03:13:45.280 the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever heard in my life. 3793 03:13:45.319 --> 03:13:48.399 I think part of bombing is allowing yourself to bomb. Yeah, 3794 03:13:48.600 --> 03:13:51.879 but like also like that is a wild feeling. Yeah, 3795 03:13:52.159 --> 03:13:54.559 Like it is unlike anything. There's no one laugh at 3796 03:13:54.559 --> 03:13:56.639 your jokes the whole time. Well, I think I had 3797 03:13:56.719 --> 03:13:59.200 no Like the three times that I did at one 3798 03:13:59.360 --> 03:14:00.879 was like what I would can consider more of a bomb. 3799 03:14:01.239 --> 03:14:05.319 And it's just like because it's just silent. It's crazy. 3800 03:14:05.559 --> 03:14:08.399 It was a Tuesday, but like whatever, no one there, 3801 03:14:08.520 --> 03:14:10.719 no one there. I know, I know, but I think 3802 03:14:10.799 --> 03:14:13.280 I didn't think about it that deeply. I was like, 3803 03:14:13.399 --> 03:14:16.360 I don't know people here, like clearly they're gonna want this. 3804 03:14:16.559 --> 03:14:18.040 But then like you think about like, yeah, if you're 3805 03:14:18.040 --> 03:14:19.879 out on a Tuesday night at a stand up comedy club, 3806 03:14:19.920 --> 03:14:21.719 you're probably not having a great time because that's I'm 3807 03:14:21.799 --> 03:14:22.680 not that willing. 3808 03:14:23.000 --> 03:14:25.000 I think the funniest part is bating people, like just 3809 03:14:25.079 --> 03:14:26.760 saying like fucking like I would just go up there 3810 03:14:26.799 --> 03:14:29.040 and say racist ship like this, just be like really 3811 03:14:29.120 --> 03:14:32.559 like fucking right wing asshole and then just engage with 3812 03:14:32.680 --> 03:14:33.879 people this is why I want to see. 3813 03:14:34.200 --> 03:14:36.000 And then I would be like, I didn't many of that. 3814 03:14:36.040 --> 03:14:36.520 I want to see. 3815 03:14:36.559 --> 03:14:37.520 This is mad funny though. 3816 03:14:37.719 --> 03:14:40.280 Yeah we should. We should go to one and you 3817 03:14:40.280 --> 03:14:42.879 should just go up and it will we'll record you. 3818 03:14:43.040 --> 03:14:45.680 Wrappers would be interesting because like it's there's just you know, 3819 03:14:45.760 --> 03:14:47.799 there's kind of a respectable place, the place over here, 3820 03:14:47.920 --> 03:14:51.520 something in the industry. It's it's not a demographic like say, 3821 03:14:51.559 --> 03:14:53.600 if you were to go further south where it was 3822 03:14:53.639 --> 03:14:56.920 just a bunch of drunk, poor people that would just 3823 03:14:57.040 --> 03:14:59.319 kind of laugh at anything. I want to do that 3824 03:14:59.799 --> 03:15:03.040 it here, it would be much more like people willing 3825 03:15:03.079 --> 03:15:06.440 to scrutinize you. Yeah, I think that would. They would 3826 03:15:06.440 --> 03:15:08.440 hand you like a scantron of all the things you 3827 03:15:08.479 --> 03:15:10.120 did wrong. I do that. 3828 03:15:10.159 --> 03:15:11.200 I love to go up there. I love to go 3829 03:15:11.280 --> 03:15:13.879 up there and fucking put on fucking trump face. Just 3830 03:15:14.000 --> 03:15:16.760 go on there and it's be a complete piece of 3831 03:15:16.799 --> 03:15:19.000 ship and see how people I can aggrevate because for me, 3832 03:15:19.680 --> 03:15:23.479 my biggest my biggest joy is aggravating people. Knowing that 3833 03:15:23.559 --> 03:15:26.479 people are mad. Knowing that people are mad over stupid 3834 03:15:26.520 --> 03:15:29.799 shit about me is so funny, like like griefing people. 3835 03:15:29.959 --> 03:15:31.559 I try to do it in a games anymore. I 3836 03:15:31.600 --> 03:15:33.840 got to it got to like necessary for me to 3837 03:15:33.879 --> 03:15:36.399 have a decent day. But like seeing someone get mad 3838 03:15:36.440 --> 03:15:38.120 over stupid ship is fucking funny. 3839 03:15:38.200 --> 03:15:39.440 Dude, it is. 3840 03:15:39.719 --> 03:15:41.360 You're not a good person. I don't know, maybe not. 3841 03:15:41.600 --> 03:15:43.200 I try to be a good person. I think I'm 3842 03:15:43.200 --> 03:15:46.799 a bad person with good traits. There you go, Yeah, 3843 03:15:46.879 --> 03:15:49.000 I guess some people are ship people. 3844 03:15:48.799 --> 03:15:49.440 With ship traits. 3845 03:15:49.680 --> 03:15:51.479 Some people are bad people with you know, I'm pretty 3846 03:15:51.479 --> 03:15:56.600 decent traits. I'm that like Epstein. You said that, not me, 3847 03:15:56.639 --> 03:15:56.920 I don't. 3848 03:15:57.159 --> 03:15:59.479 I mean, that's what our government says. I still don't agree, 3849 03:15:59.520 --> 03:16:02.000 but like and behind our government wholehearted. We did a 3850 03:16:02.000 --> 03:16:03.479 couple of bad things, but I think it's a good person. 3851 03:16:04.840 --> 03:16:06.559 I think it's a lot of good stuff, good qualities 3852 03:16:06.600 --> 03:16:08.920 to them. The government never the government never lied, never 3853 03:16:09.040 --> 03:16:13.159 lied to us once never. This administration is perfect. It's 3854 03:16:13.280 --> 03:16:15.879 it's actually now that you said that, You're so right. 3855 03:16:16.520 --> 03:16:19.600 Everybody makes mistakes, all right, let's get up. I gotta 3856 03:16:19.600 --> 03:16:20.200 here byes.