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Speaker 1: it's this week is hilarious. This week is hilarious to me.
Speaker 1: It's been a year, has been hilarious. Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, only halfway through the run, bro, I know, it's
Speaker 2: only he's only halfway through the one fourth of the run,
Speaker 2: So one eighth of the run.
Speaker 1: You so needlessly complicated that, But it's that's right, sure,
Speaker 1: you get it said. We're a couple of months in
Speaker 1: halfway halfway, halfway through the first half, first fourth, the
Speaker 1: first fourth, you suck the fourth Yeah, stupid whatever Epstein, listen.
Speaker 1: Epstein turns out just total accident, just a total misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: It was like a SEINFELDI in circumstance where you know
Speaker 1: he was, you know, he was scratching his nose in
Speaker 1: the car, and the person next to him thought he
Speaker 1: was picking his nose, and everybody's now he thinks he's
Speaker 1: a nosepicker. And and that's that's exactly the poor situation,
Speaker 1: our poor, poor, poor friend Jeffrey Epstein got himself into.
Speaker 1: Because it turns out there's no client list at all.
Speaker 1: That's what the that's what the DJ and the dew
Speaker 1: Trump FBI are saying there's no client list, even though like,
Speaker 1: what is it? A couple months ago Pam BONDI was like,
Speaker 1: the list is on my desk.
Speaker 3: They they did a whole fucking press conference, Yeah they did,
Speaker 3: and handed folders to influencers, these chuddy influen innswers and
Speaker 3: just show that it was obvious that when they didn't
Speaker 3: discuss anything afterwards they handed them nothing. Yeah, they're holding
Speaker 3: up and taking these photo ops and ship and I
Speaker 3: remember seeing this fucking jackasses, like you just love getting played,
Speaker 3: don't you, guys.
Speaker 1: That binder must have just been for you know what.
Speaker 1: You know, there's videos of people showing people in supermarkets
Speaker 1: like memes, but like in a binder, like printed on paper,
Speaker 1: and just like that's what That's what that binder must
Speaker 1: have been. It just must have been like a bunch
Speaker 1: of JD Vans photos.
Speaker 2: I feel like it was the script half Life three.
Speaker 1: This is nothing. It's just blank pages, Like look look
Speaker 1: at it right here.
Speaker 2: It's like a three hundred pages of blank and you're like,
Speaker 2: lisen it great, and you're like, what what was this?
Speaker 1: The script is g Man Gordon, and then the rest
Speaker 1: of the pages are game happens, game happens, and then
Speaker 1: the last one's game ends, game ends.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, amazing hour.
Speaker 1: Whoa into this? They're just like all right now, smile, smile,
Speaker 1: and they're just like, yeah, this is great, guys.
Speaker 2: Why even those people have been killed, like for real,
Speaker 2: like you know what I mean, those people that.
Speaker 1: Went along with that shit crazy? I don't look at it.
Speaker 2: I think it, dude, I think I think that shit's
Speaker 2: fucking Maybe two more crazy things happen, like two more
Speaker 2: like outwardly crazy, just sort of contained Internet crazy. You know,
Speaker 2: like if you're not on the if you're not into politics,
Speaker 2: you're not going to see this shit exactly.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I may hear about it, but you might not see it.
Speaker 2: We need two more like straight up fucked up things
Speaker 2: to happen before it gets like it is just Crimstone
Speaker 2: and fire bad. And I'm like, all right, cool, go
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: It's just crazy to me, even like how can you
Speaker 1: build Like I'm pretty sure Dan Bongino, who's like currently
Speaker 1: the head of something, I don't remember what do you
Speaker 1: remember what his title is?
Speaker 3: I don't know what fucking job they gave dumb asshole, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what do you? I don't know was he hotel associated
Speaker 3: with the FBI before? I don't know if it was before,
Speaker 3: or I just know that he was just some dumb
Speaker 3: ass fucking podcast or that way too many people listened
Speaker 3: to him on the right, Like like when I was
Speaker 3: looking at his numbers and I was like, this guy,
Speaker 3: it's like a piece of wetstone doing a podcast, and
Speaker 3: I just thought.
Speaker 1: So watched Freedman though, too, Like the success of certain
Speaker 1: podcasts confuses me greatly, sure, because I really don't Lex Friedman.
Speaker 1: I really don't understand Lex. I actually started.
Speaker 2: I think I figured out Lex Friedman where I think
Speaker 2: there's a lot I think I think streaming is responsible
Speaker 2: for Lex Freeman and what I'll explain this. I was
Speaker 2: trying to think of why there were so.
Speaker 3: Many streamers that are so goddamn boring, and I couldn't
Speaker 3: figure out why people watch them. And I think people
Speaker 3: replaced just dead silence, dead air with just anything, and
Speaker 3: it became long form content. And like Lex Friedman, I
Speaker 3: feel like none of these people are listening to any
Speaker 3: of this shit, but they can't just sit in silence.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what it is. It's like if I
Speaker 1: listened to a podcas with a boring person and they
Speaker 1: have dead air or like if they have silences, then
Speaker 1: it's like that's not well, that's not my silence. I'm
Speaker 1: not boring, you know what I mean. It's almost like
Speaker 1: a self like a self help where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's not my fault that I feel uncomfortable, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy, It's kind of I was. I was.
Speaker 3: I was trying to watch and I was trying to
Speaker 3: game and watch something, but the game was getting kind
Speaker 3: of interesting because I was fucking around with it a lot,
Speaker 3: and so I started to realize, if I have to
Speaker 3: put something on, it needs to be much more like
Speaker 3: tranquil Les, like it needs to just be like kind
Speaker 3: of in the background. And I feel like that's what
Speaker 3: streaming is now, and that's what Lex Friedman is and
Speaker 3: all these people that just you're not you're not listening
Speaker 3: to them, and I think all they do at the
Speaker 3: end to pretend like they did listen. They look at
Speaker 3: and scan the comics section, And I agree.
Speaker 2: I play like heavy house music and I'm just true.
Speaker 1: Heavy house music is well, that's exactly the point.
Speaker 2: That's good, Like that's that. Yeah, a lot of I'm
Speaker 2: talking about what's going on. Noise is fine. I have
Speaker 2: both volumes maxed, so I don't know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's a little insane. I got into computer
Speaker 2: games when my when I was thirty. So I'm fucking trashed,
Speaker 2: ruining everything very body, and I'm like, I'm doing so good.
Speaker 1: Check my score. Fucking three and ninety eight ninety eight.
Speaker 2: They are farming the fuck out to me, Dude, that's like,
Speaker 2: that's too many, impossibly too many kills for them to
Speaker 2: get without having won the game ages again, so it's like.
Speaker 1: What is the cap that is possibly first one hundred?
Speaker 1: I want to do that.
Speaker 2: I want I want to play a game with my
Speaker 2: by yourself. I want to play a game with that.
Speaker 2: I think next time we boot up Halo to see
Speaker 2: the compom which collectors the collection, we should all see
Speaker 2: who could die the most in one game. You just
Speaker 2: see who gets the most best. You know, that's interesting,
Speaker 2: that's interesting. Yeah, I bet I know, I bet I would.
Speaker 2: I would know how to do it, though I don't
Speaker 2: think I know the heat maps. I know how I
Speaker 2: know where people go. I think I think I should
Speaker 2: stand in front of the power weapons.
Speaker 1: Just wait, you, I really to the test stomach dying
Speaker 1: that much.
Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, I think I don't think he can. I
Speaker 2: think I think he's gonna start getting upset. I just
Speaker 2: can't do anything about it. You know how many time
Speaker 2: I play on mm K two and I know I'll
Speaker 2: die more than you.
Speaker 1: The thing is, it's like, I've probably died in Halo
Speaker 1: collectively more than you've killed in any video game. I
Speaker 1: I've played Halo so much.
Speaker 2: That's true, But I think what happens is going to
Speaker 2: bother you because your in thing is gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 2: throw grenade, get around corner, do that. I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: be lost in the water. And I think that's what
Speaker 2: makes it funnier.
Speaker 1: I've been playing the collection recently because I've been trying
Speaker 1: to do this. They have these like speed run things
Speaker 1: where it's like apparently like and I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could. I didn't know that this
Speaker 1: was the thing I forgot. So I was trying to
Speaker 1: speed run. It's like it's fucking hard. But that game
Speaker 1: is so beautiful, man, Like that game ages so well
Speaker 1: what three yeah, just the sandbox of it I've never
Speaker 1: seen the same thing happen exactly the same way twice
Speaker 1: in that game, and it's just like I love it.
Speaker 1: But do you think you think do you think Epstein
Speaker 1: played Halo? He might probably a pretty good I would
Speaker 1: based on the time period that he was like kicking it,
Speaker 1: like where he was like really maxing.
Speaker 2: Out rappers and him and Donald Trump are freaking high.
Speaker 2: Five minutes they walked into second grade classrooms.
Speaker 1: When he was mixing, when he was in his mid
Speaker 1: maxing era of like getting the maxim amount of kids
Speaker 1: on the maxim amount of flights. Right, I can't imagine
Speaker 1: that Halo didn't come up at least a handful of times.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, especially in that era, you know,
Speaker 1: that period of time.
Speaker 3: That's a good point, like oh hey, I got the
Speaker 3: new Xbox, I got the I got that box machine
Speaker 3: on the.
Speaker 1: Plane, they got the three sixty. And then they were like,
Speaker 1: you know, you can play video you can you can
Speaker 1: hook your iPod up to this and play music while
Speaker 1: you play games, So like while you're molesting, you can
Speaker 1: play Halo and listen to fucking I don't know, and
Speaker 1: ye and you I've tried. I've tried to imagine like
Speaker 1: the most uncomfortable music to be listening to in the
Speaker 1: midst of being molested, and I feel like is probably
Speaker 1: an act.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. What about shot, I think would be
Speaker 2: any smooth operator where you're getting more smooth operator, that's
Speaker 2: just that's just that's just villains, that's more. That's not
Speaker 2: as uncomfortable as its fucking evil. That's like listening to
Speaker 2: the Devil in Me or whatever it is while you're
Speaker 2: getting more less and you're like, damn or the Devil
Speaker 2: in me?
Speaker 1: That was definitely the Devil's in you, for sure. But
Speaker 1: which is the double en me? It's the h about
Speaker 1: double went down to Georgia? What's long time about? It's
Speaker 1: are you talking about Bules Bules Bob? What? What artists
Speaker 1: are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Forgot?
Speaker 1: I think it's uh, you're not talking about by Stephen Lynch.
Speaker 1: I think O the Devil in I and I okay,
Speaker 1: I'm speaking of slipping Uh the the Azzie concert. You
Speaker 1: see that, And I was like, this is what it's
Speaker 1: actually it was it was actually way better.
Speaker 2: I saw a clip and first clip I saw I
Speaker 2: was like, oh this is I had to turn it
Speaker 2: off because it was so bad.
Speaker 1: It was it was war pigs.
Speaker 2: Because I think there was confusion because Ozzie was singing
Speaker 2: an octave.
Speaker 3: Lower and they were playing in their original key. But
Speaker 3: the weird thing is they've done like there's a twenty
Speaker 3: ten live concert that they have that's like really dope
Speaker 3: where I feel like that's when you should have stopp
Speaker 3: playing forever because I was just like perfect cap where
Speaker 3: they went off lower because he you don't want to
Speaker 3: sing his high anymore. Anyway, it was perfect, It was great.
Speaker 3: It seemed like there was a miscommunication because he's like,
Speaker 3: you know, much lower and then the guitar is like
Speaker 3: dan like like how it used to be.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I hate this. I was like,
Speaker 1: what's happening? But like I.
Speaker 2: Heard when I was a child that he was he
Speaker 2: was old, So here's gone he's now.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I think he's in the seventies.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: Really, that's kind of a rough seventy. Well he made
Speaker 1: it that, you know, I guess, I mean, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: he is a rock started really hardes that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing though, and I believe this so because
Speaker 3: I know Sharon Osborne lies a ton she's like a
Speaker 3: fucking horrible personal wife.
Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But they said and I in the early two thousands
Speaker 3: why he was so fucked up was that he had
Speaker 3: specific medication that was making him that that way. I
Speaker 3: actually believe that because he's not doing that weird shaky
Speaker 3: mumbly ship like he was during that the reality show
Speaker 3: when he was like everyone.
Speaker 2: Dude, I remember seeing that on VH one, obviously, like
Speaker 2: during Flavor of Love or some bullshit, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: even as a kid, when.
Speaker 1: I was still forming, like where I should stand more,
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Like, should he be on television? Should he be on?
Speaker 1: Imagine watching, imagine watching watching v H one and and
Speaker 1: finding one person on VH one to be like, should
Speaker 1: this guy be on? Tell? That's everybody on VH one.
Speaker 2: Remember Midge and Mac? Who remember Midge and Mac from
Speaker 2: I Love in New York. The little person they dropped
Speaker 2: in the river. They were doing the thing when it
Speaker 2: had they had to like they were doing something, would
Speaker 2: have had to like get from one platform to another
Speaker 2: in the water, and they dropped this small black person there.
Speaker 1: So you know he can't swim. There's no way he's
Speaker 1: making that. Bro, You're a lot like he's got like
Speaker 1: two negative status of X he's got he's got poisoned
Speaker 1: and stunt.
Speaker 2: At the same time, it was like, brother, your cook,
Speaker 2: don't do this fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I don't know, I like I saw. I
Speaker 1: don't remember watching the Ausy Osbourne show because I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know if I really cared, but uh yeah
Speaker 1: I was. I was watching a little bit of these
Speaker 1: this concerts. He's sitting down in the concert, it's clear
Speaker 1: he can't stand then, yeah, the giant throat. It's a
Speaker 1: smart way to do it, to be honest, but uh yeah.
Speaker 1: I was listening to some of it. Some of it
Speaker 1: was like, ooh, he's old, and so I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of surprised that this doesn't sound worse like
Speaker 1: he sounds like he's like, you know, seventy yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's it could sound far like when he was doing
Speaker 1: like there's certain parts of uh paranoid. I was like, oh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: not bad listening listening to it made me realize, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I like more Black Sabbath songs than I thought I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a big Sabbath fan.
Speaker 2: We just know them because we're like that's just like
Speaker 2: it was around. That's like, that's like what like, that's
Speaker 2: not it's not classical rock, but that's the kind of
Speaker 2: rock you get introduced to. Yeah, especially when you're learning
Speaker 2: about it's certainly the.
Speaker 3: Birth of metal everybody kind of like coins or something
Speaker 3: like if people play stuff like that now more or less,
Speaker 3: especially like say the the opening riff of of War Pigs,
Speaker 3: it's it's more like a doom or sludge in metal, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a subgenre metal sludge. Yeah, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is that? I mean sludgey. It's very.
Speaker 3: You know, like very low tune, very fuzzy. It's very
Speaker 3: slow and boring. So is doom metal.
Speaker 2: Like it's the dude, I've I've I listened, I've gotten
Speaker 2: way more to listen to rock music in general. But
Speaker 2: it's such an insanely deep genre that I'm like, Jesus,
Speaker 2: why even call it rock? Just music? There's other music
Speaker 2: with sounds that sometimes people make it hard.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's generally like an electric guitar
Speaker 1: makes it rock kind of it does. It's like kind
Speaker 1: of like not really not officially, but like when I
Speaker 1: think of most songs that I know that like feature
Speaker 1: heavily an electric guitar. It's generally speaking, it's rock like
Speaker 1: there's like a handful of maybe stick out like maybe
Speaker 1: like fucking what beat it? Maybe maybe that's a rock
Speaker 1: inspired beat that that's a rock inspired song though, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's not Halen.
Speaker 2: Isn't Halen the guitar in that song? He's He's in
Speaker 2: both of them, right, isn't he in Bad and Beat It?
Speaker 2: Because they both have the guitar riffed in it? I
Speaker 2: actually don't know about Bad. I know he is in
Speaker 2: one of them, absolutely solo where he's doing a bunch
Speaker 2: of hammer ons and he's doing a bunch of ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's He's great.
Speaker 2: I mean I wish I was a lot for the disco.
Speaker 2: I wish I was allowed to see that ship in person.
Speaker 2: Not really, I was like it like being corporeally there,
Speaker 2: maybe not like physically there because that would suck. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know that because you know, I don't want
Speaker 2: to go back in time. The seventies discos look cool,
Speaker 2: but like leaving a disco is probably the worst experience.
Speaker 2: You like, leave this, go to like all right, I'm
Speaker 2: about to get attack for no reason. Like I had
Speaker 2: a good time of using cocaine, like dancing with a
Speaker 2: bunch of cool women with afros, and then you walk
Speaker 2: out into immediate hate crime.
Speaker 1: That's absolutely like the peak of both experiences and literally
Speaker 1: like there's probably never been a better time to be
Speaker 1: a black person than in the seventies in a disco,
Speaker 1: and no worse time than exiting then immediately after you
Speaker 1: as a slave is probably slightly worse, well, I think
Speaker 1: being I think it was slightly. I think it was.
Speaker 2: I think it's a little. I think it's a little
Speaker 2: I mean, let me preface, I think it was a
Speaker 2: little overblown slave mild.
Speaker 1: What do you mean in the sense.
Speaker 2: Oh man, what's happening that at least you would die
Speaker 2: before you see how much your sacrifice didn't matter, you know,
Speaker 2: like be.
Speaker 1: Gone, Like you're kept so ignorant that you don't know
Speaker 1: that there's anything better.
Speaker 2: So like this, because it gets it doesn't get as bad?
Speaker 1: Is it worse? Is it worse to never know that
Speaker 1: it could be better? And thus you're just kind of
Speaker 1: like stuck in a hell that doesn't bad.
Speaker 2: I don't even believe this, I know, I know you
Speaker 2: don't believe that. Like you're not saying anything like it's like,
Speaker 2: in contrast to what I'm just saying something, wait for
Speaker 2: people to argue like, yeah, well listen, I'm sure one
Speaker 2: maybe maybe one listener was like and everybody else was
Speaker 2: like fair.
Speaker 1: Plain halo or something. Well it's getting fucked by Epstein's
Speaker 1: unkle or something rolled home from a fucking badger. The
Speaker 1: point of all this is to say that, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: there's no client list who just turns out he was
Speaker 1: just he was a missonershure guy the friend. Uh, that's
Speaker 1: a shame. It's a shame he killed himself for no reason,
Speaker 1: for no reason at all. And it's a shame that
Speaker 1: Gallainne Maxwell is in prison for just being annoying and
Speaker 1: a bitch. I guess so crazy.
Speaker 2: This is crazy because that's the case. If that's the case, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can get a lot of women, if that's the
Speaker 2: case for it. Yeah, if you just we can do
Speaker 2: a woman.
Speaker 1: Maybe.
Speaker 3: So we gotta we got to get to the bottom
Speaker 3: of like who crossed Epstein since he was clearly innocent
Speaker 3: and going back to where he had already been convicted
Speaker 3: you know before, Yeah, he actually served time for being
Speaker 3: a fucking pervert, pedophile freak.
Speaker 1: So obviously that's not.
Speaker 2: True either, Right, it's all likely, it's all it's all lie.
Speaker 2: I believe Cash, Betel, I believe Dan.
Speaker 1: What is his name, Ben? Yeah? Whatever the fuck? Just stupid.
Speaker 1: What if he does a complete one eddie and he
Speaker 1: goes he's trans and he's like, my name is tran
Speaker 1: Vongina now trans Bongina. Well, I wouldn't have anything.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, it wouldn't surprise me, like you know,
Speaker 2: like you would just you would just see that like yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: why not?
Speaker 1: Yeah sure?
Speaker 2: At this point, like the head of the dude director
Speaker 2: of the FBI looks like he's he looks like I've
Speaker 2: seen him every Like, hey, we need to type cast
Speaker 2: like this crazy guy with the bomb that's gonna blow
Speaker 2: up a bank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like like he does look like the
Speaker 1: kind of guy who's going like his his main interests
Speaker 1: and like if he was on a dating profile, it
Speaker 1: would say my I like long walks on the beach
Speaker 1: and blowing banks up.
Speaker 2: I bet he worked on the stream Home makeover and
Speaker 2: was like this is awesome, it's blown up. I love
Speaker 2: that party. I was always wondering, like what if they're
Speaker 2: too close and like a whole piece of offense goes
Speaker 2: straight through.
Speaker 1: Someone changeling a change lingk fence blasts towards them like vertically,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: Remember the guy remember his name? Yes, names names from the.
Speaker 1: Dan Jon Gino, Yeah, John Williams, Scott, No, stop stop top,
Speaker 1: Neil Patrick Harris. I need you to stop so I
Speaker 1: can start thinking. Sure, Neil the grass and rat. Fuck?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Whose the has three names?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Hunter s Thompson, Yeah, Brian Brian, Dwayne the Rock Johnson
Speaker 1: What was that for?
Speaker 2: Ship?
Speaker 1: Dwayne Rock Johnson, Robert bo Burnham, Robert Downey Jr. Robert
Speaker 1: Downey Jr. Again, Robert un Chad Chad Chadwick Boseman Junior,
Speaker 1: Chad Chad, Jeffrey johnas Epstein. Whatever this is a dude,
Speaker 1: j Jonah Jameson. You don't know anything. You don't remember.
Speaker 1: This guy isn't what's happening. What's happening to this guy?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, he's losing his Mind's his fault.
Speaker 1: It totally is you guys with three names?
Speaker 2: Shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1: That's not stupid, Okay, Sirien, what's the guy names? Shut
Speaker 1: the fun up? Shut up? Working for everybody you're watching?
Speaker 2: Leaves leave, look at you and goes to the collective
Speaker 2: is like they're not worth it.
Speaker 1: You're watch somehow, your watch somehow communicates this to you. Wait,
Speaker 1: let me ask, but dude, so.
Speaker 2: What's the host for Extreme Home Makeover?
Speaker 1: Ty Pennington? Ty Pennington?
Speaker 2: Why didn't you say something?
Speaker 1: Because he doesn't have to three names?
Speaker 2: Motherfucker. I hadn't said he had three names. He could
Speaker 2: have been like, no, he doesn't. I thought, Penon, because
Speaker 2: you do absolute bastards. You had me on you. That's blaming.
Speaker 2: I'm blaming my suffering on him. You could have just
Speaker 2: stopped acknowledge. Acknowledge right now.
Speaker 1: I want the audience to look at like the the
Speaker 1: the abusive, the psychological, like narcissistic nature. You dump bitch.
Speaker 1: He said, what's the guy with three names? And expected
Speaker 1: me and mad at me that I didn't say ty Pennington.
Speaker 2: I said, who was the host for Extreme Homemakeover? I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't hear that he has three names. I didn't
Speaker 2: hear that he has three names.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear that part.
Speaker 2: Once I said he had three names, and I tried
Speaker 2: to dig into my mental palace. You could have been like,
Speaker 2: it's ty Peniton. You fucking idiot. Instead of allowing me
Speaker 2: to go through my brain.
Speaker 1: You're assuming we heard you say who's the host of
Speaker 1: a trade?
Speaker 2: I didn't say it, all right, Maybe you guys gaslighted me,
Speaker 2: and I believe I didn't.
Speaker 1: Say it, but you knew what I was thinking. What No,
Speaker 1: I didn't know? Crazy? Crazy?
Speaker 2: Listen, he looks really rough now, yeah, probably really you
Speaker 2: got a lot of work, all that, all that?
Speaker 1: Uh it was crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I haven't you know who this is, I'd be fucking shot.
Speaker 1: I don't The name sounds familiar, but I never watched
Speaker 1: ty Pennington moved that bus. I guess you've just got
Speaker 1: a familiar Oh my god. I used to have that.
Speaker 2: The spikes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the two thousand old old men.
Speaker 3: But it's once you hit six seventeen you gotta stop.
Speaker 3: I think once your seventeen, guys, I.
Speaker 1: Think that's fair.
Speaker 2: I think you can have the spikes until your twenty seven.
Speaker 1: But one thing before, I forget.
Speaker 2: You have to live a particular lifestock until you having it,
Speaker 2: like what be a I'm not gonna say it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, one thing before, because there's a couple things
Speaker 1: you want to bring up before we move on. From this,
Speaker 1: but like the one thing that I want to bring
Speaker 1: up is the fact that like about the you know,
Speaker 1: this Epstein ship is like Dan Bongino or Cash Motel,
Speaker 1: one of them outwardly said, I've seen the video, right,
Speaker 1: and like fanning the flames of it, like, oh, I've
Speaker 1: seen the video and then now it's just like Noll,
Speaker 1: the cameras weren't working. It is truly like I genuinely
Speaker 1: want to know because I know that there's some like
Speaker 1: straggler conservative I know some conservatives will pop in here,
Speaker 1: I mean now and again, I really want to know,
Speaker 1: at what point are you just tired of being made
Speaker 1: to look like a complete fucking retard because this is
Speaker 1: just I mean, it's hilarious to me because it's just
Speaker 1: like this is not surprising to me, but like if
Speaker 1: you're shocked. I saw some people being like I'll never
Speaker 1: trust Cash Betel or Dan Bongino again. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you did, you did, Yes, they did. I'm never gonna
Speaker 1: trust lives Lye mcphibbington again. I'm never gonna trust fucking
Speaker 1: uh doctor tells lies ever again. I can't doctor liar,
Speaker 1: Like what you mean, I'm trust them again, it's embarrassing
Speaker 1: to it's embarrassing to admit that you ever trusted these people.
Speaker 1: It's it's sad, it sucks.
Speaker 3: I want to I think it's important to talk to
Speaker 3: these people and ask them how how they got interested
Speaker 3: in these people, how they believe them, Not not necessarily why,
Speaker 3: because I think the why is obvious.
Speaker 1: It's that they just want They just want to believe that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's like, how did you get into this uh space,
Speaker 1: to where you started believing these people who obviously don't
Speaker 1: have any good intentions.
Speaker 2: We should we should make it more difficult for them
Speaker 2: to even be able to get food and have the means.
Speaker 1: If you see cashpertail with like a burger slap out
Speaker 1: of his hands, like you should.
Speaker 2: They shouldn't be able to like my problem, shouldn't be
Speaker 2: able to buy property, shouldn't be able to get medicine
Speaker 2: for themselves.
Speaker 1: They should have special hospitals for themselves only.
Speaker 2: I think I'm done. I'm done with them being They're
Speaker 2: not people. No, they're not a human to me. I'm
Speaker 2: pretty even even even their supporters, I'm starting to get
Speaker 2: like a little bit too jaded or I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this isn't good to where, uh say, there was you know,
Speaker 2: a tragedy happened in Texas.
Speaker 1: You know there was a flood.
Speaker 2: And oh yeah there's a I hated it. Where's Moses?
Speaker 2: I hated by my initial reaction where I was just like.
Speaker 1: You mean, Noah whatever, Yeah, Moses didn't a flood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess he got the ocean.
Speaker 1: The ocean is not a flood though, to I mean,
Speaker 1: it's still water, It's still a water bender. You could
Speaker 1: argue that part and put his little cane down and
Speaker 1: it would have I'm just saying, Noah is the flood associated? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Moses versus Noah? Who got it? Oh?
Speaker 2: Man, Moses, Moses got it, Modes, I.
Speaker 1: Think because Noah just builds a boat. He was also waters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: support can you can you defeat him? Because I feel
Speaker 1: like I feel like by the time he finished building
Speaker 1: that ship, he was like nine hundred or something. Crazy
Speaker 1: he was. He was old.
Speaker 2: He was like you're thinking, like fourteen years something like that,
Speaker 2: like some sort of crazy fourteen years old. It was
Speaker 2: some sort of crazy, like it was not for some reason,
Speaker 2: it's fourteen and twenty one, sound right, But that Noah
Speaker 2: was fifteen.
Speaker 1: Noah was fifteen when he finished the arc. He was
Speaker 1: three when he started.
Speaker 2: So fake, So hey, no, did you know he only
Speaker 2: brought two of the clean animals? He brought two of
Speaker 2: the dirty animals in and seven of the clean You
Speaker 2: know that, right?
Speaker 1: I think I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think there's truth to the to the arc. I
Speaker 2: think he might have built this canoe and died with
Speaker 2: his wife in it.
Speaker 1: I think a long ass time ago people did big
Speaker 1: build build a big ass boat. But like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it matters.
Speaker 2: Oh my bad. Uh So he was six hundred years
Speaker 2: old when he finished it. Excuse me start?
Speaker 3: I think he lived up to uh nine hundred though,
Speaker 3: So he finished the ARCT six hundre years old. He
Speaker 3: possibly started on four and eighty years old. And if
Speaker 3: the one hundred and twenty year period refers to that,
Speaker 3: so yeah.
Speaker 2: This is and this is this niggas depiction of years
Speaker 2: is wrong. It's probably like maybe like ninety eight, and
Speaker 2: he thought it was imagine entirely. I just think it
Speaker 2: didn't sounds translations.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that?
Speaker 2: I feel like they just upped it, like what we do,
Speaker 2: like for you know, for people make a good story
Speaker 2: by just making things out insane and then and then listen, gentlemen, again,
Speaker 2: here we are talking about Cash Pittell and Dan, piece
Speaker 2: of ship, Jony or whatever.
Speaker 1: And it's like, why am I surprised people believe? It's
Speaker 1: like I keep getting slapped in the.
Speaker 2: Face literally animals that are only located on parts of
Speaker 2: the world. So I mean this nigga went all the
Speaker 2: way he got, brought them back to the Middle East,
Speaker 2: over got lions.
Speaker 1: All that, like penguins and polar bears coexisted together.
Speaker 2: I want us to be friends. They were dancing on there.
Speaker 2: They were dancing our little campfires. All the latest fucking
Speaker 2: fortnitey modes and stuff like game was crazy game called Fortnite.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a game called Fortnite in a few
Speaker 2: thousand years.
Speaker 1: I should you not. It's gonna be fucking lucive as
Speaker 1: a motherfucker. That's you see a bear doing an acoustics, but.
Speaker 2: Then it just stands up and it starts fucking doing it.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, dude.
Speaker 1: Crazy. The Bible is good. I think we should reride
Speaker 1: the Bible.
Speaker 2: We should have been a great flood, but I think
Speaker 2: that part might have happened. I feel.
Speaker 3: Absolutely in the Mesopotamia era, like in like say, in
Speaker 3: the the Sumerian Ship, there's a flood.
Speaker 1: There's too many disparate accounts of like that happening for
Speaker 1: it to be completely it's.
Speaker 3: Just like like everything else, it's all fucking play dary,
Speaker 3: because why wouldn't you do Why would you not if
Speaker 3: you're if there's no consequences for your actions, I guess,
Speaker 3: and you're not creative.
Speaker 2: Just oh, this story is kind of cool. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: just it's a couple of why wouldn't you do that?
Speaker 2: What do you think was the first guy that walked
Speaker 2: into a temples? Like I'm finna a lot of these
Speaker 2: niggas like crazy to take all the power, like you think,
Speaker 2: like what do you like? What do you think that dog?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: I imagine being the first guy to be like, wait
Speaker 2: a minute.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I can lie and get whatever I want.
Speaker 2: Holy ship, Yeah, God wants me to deep dick your
Speaker 2: wife right now in front of you.
Speaker 1: I mean that's what the whole like zoos ship was currently.
Speaker 2: He was just like, hey, was good, I'm gonna turn
Speaker 2: into a bird fuck you fly away against gave him
Speaker 2: bird dick just like just I.
Speaker 1: Don't know you even think it would just like his birds.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan. You know, birds have intense organstics, way
Speaker 1: better than people do, better than that God exactly what
Speaker 1: it says. Then the Book of Zeus, the Book of Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Holy speaking of Zeus books. What about zoo books?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was saying. So I went to
Speaker 2: the zoo. I went to the San Diego Zoo.
Speaker 1: That fucking transition is crazy anyway, Free Epstein. He did
Speaker 1: nothing wrong, nothing wrong, and the trust Cash trust Funny,
Speaker 1: I agree with that he did nothing. I mean a court,
Speaker 1: and what am I going to just doubt my intelligence community,
Speaker 1: doubt government? Why would I I trust my government? Now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, I think Karan was I ran it was
Speaker 1: ten minutes away from building a bomb. Yes, the ten
Speaker 1: minutes in counting, they didn't count it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the motherfucker told me it was true, so I
Speaker 2: believe him.
Speaker 3: They called that short actor Tom Cruise. They got the
Speaker 3: bomb diffused. That's what the latest movie is about. Actually
Speaker 3: in real time, it's kind of crazy that they did that.
Speaker 3: They shot it. Yeah, so that's what's going on. And
Speaker 3: then Cash was like, hey man, good job. Now we
Speaker 3: got to go let the people know that Epstein is
Speaker 3: innocent and he died a hero and a patriot, and.
Speaker 2: Then Tom Cruise flies me.
Speaker 1: You know, it is fucking weird that, uh. Cash Purtel
Speaker 1: went on TV and said, after all this, the Epstein
Speaker 1: died a hero. Uh you know, he got a dangling
Speaker 1: from his man. Uh he did nothing wrong. And we
Speaker 1: thought he had a client list, but turns out it
Speaker 1: was literally just all of his shopping lists. We looked
Speaker 1: at it closer, and it turns out what we thought
Speaker 1: was Prince Harry and Prince Charles or whatever, turns out
Speaker 1: we misread it. It was actually just eggs and milk
Speaker 1: and supposed it's a complete grocery list. We're sorry for
Speaker 1: misleading you guys. Yeah, bye bye bro.
Speaker 2: I man I I wish I was a piece of
Speaker 2: ship because how easy.
Speaker 3: Would it be to just have an army, have unlimited money,
Speaker 3: manipulate people so like the stuff that they believe. I
Speaker 3: was just watching there's a guy named I think your
Speaker 3: trip if a YouTuber. He's just some like I don't know,
Speaker 3: this pale looking guy, looks a little weird, looks like
Speaker 3: he kills people, but he uh showed het. He's one
Speaker 3: of the true crime guys. And I was just looking
Speaker 3: at the QAnon conspiracy moms.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, the q of moms, and like one
Speaker 1: of them killed this lawyer, you know, like because he was,
Speaker 1: you know, grifting her, and he's grifting all these people.
Speaker 2: And one of them is like, I can't trust him.
Speaker 2: He's actually with the state, killed this shit out of him,
Speaker 2: and it's just all this guy told a few lies
Speaker 2: that die for it, dude, And funny about it too.
Speaker 2: His wife was totally on board and believed his bullshit too,
Speaker 2: to where even when the core thing happened and it
Speaker 2: clearly this guy's not a real lawyer or anything, but
Speaker 2: she still like says to the fucking perpetrator, you know,
Speaker 2: like it's a shame you did this.
Speaker 1: He was helping you.
Speaker 2: And it's like Nigga, after the trial and knowing that
Speaker 2: this guy's not even licensed, you're like, oh, he was
Speaker 2: helping you.
Speaker 1: And like these people are so fried.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, imagine having these minions, Imagine having like
Speaker 2: go like go forth and collect money for me, you know,
Speaker 2: like pigeons and stuff.
Speaker 1: You can train them to like steel ship. I want
Speaker 1: to do that with people. I wish I wish it
Speaker 1: was like, I wish court was more fun. Oh, like,
Speaker 1: I wish you could. I wish you could be like, uh,
Speaker 1: like your lawyer could ask you like, hey, are you innocent?
Speaker 1: And you go yeah, and he's like, you're on her.
Speaker 1: Come on, there should be duels again. You're out of
Speaker 1: My client was going gombling mode.
Speaker 2: Trial by combat? Didn't the greasy fuck say that with
Speaker 2: the greasy black hair?
Speaker 1: Uh the lawyer Julian child by combat? Do you remember that? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: at the at January sixth, I'm pretty sure that happened.
Speaker 1: It was something like that. I don't want to say
Speaker 1: that was that. I think it were rallied before or
Speaker 1: like a little I think you're right it was before
Speaker 1: it happened. I can't remember if it was on the
Speaker 1: day or if it was like slightly before, but it
Speaker 1: was definitely before. But yeah, trial, let's have trial by combat.
Speaker 1: He said that like a couple of hours I think
Speaker 1: before they stormed the capitol. I think that's real, which is,
Speaker 1: by the way wild, but I would have accepted it
Speaker 1: to him, sure, let's fight. Let let's go right now.
Speaker 2: Put him and put him in and bring in and
Speaker 2: bring in someone that can That is really good right
Speaker 2: before the riot. Yeah, was it on the day Let's
Speaker 2: have trial by combat? Ruby Giuliani, Yeah, Rudy Giuliani roused
Speaker 2: up crowd before riot. Yep, yeah, classic Save America rally.
Speaker 1: It was the same. Yeah, Yeah, that's crazy. Isn't that insane?
Speaker 2: That that was?
Speaker 1: I feel like the facts of these things are like
Speaker 1: they get like cloudy, yeah, in our memories or like
Speaker 1: we we misplaced them. But bro, that was Mayor Julie.
Speaker 1: That guy was on stage being like, let's have trial
Speaker 1: by combat moments before the insurrection. It's fucking insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all people to say that it's crazy. Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: they didn't. The guy from Bard almost catch him trying
Speaker 1: to sleep put a kid, yeah something like that, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was he like almost trying to take his pants
Speaker 1: off or some shit. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't put
Speaker 1: it past him. But there's a there's an argument to
Speaker 1: be made that it's like you kind of selectively edited that,
Speaker 1: which I could believe, But like, at the same time,
Speaker 1: you don't really deserve my goodwill, you know, or my
Speaker 1: fair Like I could see that being like, oh, you
Speaker 1: literally gave me a fucking mike that travels up my
Speaker 1: fucking leg. I got to adjust it. I could see
Speaker 1: that being true, but at the same time, fuck you,
Speaker 1: and I don't care to be charitable to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just the thing is I all, like, the thing
Speaker 1: is true. I was gonna say, because the thing is
Speaker 1: that Giuliani specifically doesn't necessarily have a rap like that.
Speaker 1: He's more like, as far as I know, he's not
Speaker 1: like a creep creep in that way. He's just like
Speaker 1: a demon.
Speaker 2: I clearly remember him being a huge creep Giuliani. Ya,
Speaker 2: I remember that could be a hutet. I think that's
Speaker 2: one reason why he stopped running for the positions he
Speaker 2: was in.
Speaker 1: No, I think you're thinking at Cuoma. He might be
Speaker 1: thinking of Cuomo, but Cuomo specifically.
Speaker 2: Repeat offender.
Speaker 1: I love there's an AI video of Chris Cuomo being
Speaker 1: like or Andrew Cuomo. Sorry, not that it matters, but
Speaker 1: who gives a ship?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: But uh?
Speaker 1: I think there's one thing of him being like, uh,
Speaker 1: there's an AI video of him going like when the
Speaker 1: people in New York made me step down for molesting
Speaker 1: a fucking Baker's done of women, A Baker's dozen of women,
Speaker 1: the way that he delivers fucking Bakers does it is
Speaker 1: crazy because it's like a it's ai but like it
Speaker 1: hits it, like damn, that's like really believable, A fucking
Speaker 1: Bakers doesn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's making thirteen women Juan super sexual Assault and Harassment.
Speaker 1: Lowell got him. Yeah, so yeah, he's probably gonna try
Speaker 1: the but like you're it's dude, you can't.
Speaker 3: When you look at that motherfucker, you can't. You can't,
Speaker 3: especially with all the he's associated with Trump and all these.
Speaker 1: For sure, Like I mean, he also just he has
Speaker 1: the character design of like professor rape, like there's no there,
Speaker 1: like everything about Juliani screams to me, my sex men
Speaker 1: to me, to me, by miners, by byers, my miners,
Speaker 1: very rape. I'm a rapist. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: By rape, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That I almost got me, almost got me, that I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I was not expecting trial by rape you any circumstances.
Speaker 2: I think we found a new title for this episode.
Speaker 2: Fellas absolutely absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you have anything else to say
Speaker 1: about this? I know you want to bring up Malania. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It didn't really fit into you know, it didn't really
Speaker 2: fit into I was looking for a place Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it's fine.
Speaker 1: Milania. Milania and Trump did have sex for the first
Speaker 1: time on the Lowal Express, but like whatever, it's not
Speaker 1: a big deal. I just okay.
Speaker 2: I I think, like a scientist, we should do some
Speaker 2: control and try to live like conservatives and watch exclusively
Speaker 2: their content to see how.
Speaker 1: They can miss. Yeah, all of this, I can't extremely
Speaker 1: public information. What if we become hypnotized and we'd be
Speaker 1: can you imagine it?
Speaker 2: Somehow works? You're like, you're completely self aware, but it
Speaker 2: still works. Yeah, you're at a cute on rally you
Speaker 2: have sixteen guns and ship, like.
Speaker 1: What does happened? Every now and then? It's unfortunate too,
Speaker 1: because every now and then it's weird because I'll see
Speaker 1: some things on Twitter that are like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: a modern conservative talking point, but like it used to
Speaker 1: be the opposite. Like I specifically, I think I treated
Speaker 1: recently about like because I think before rush Hour, I
Speaker 1: don't remember on what service or what streamings, like whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck? Before rush Hour plays, there's like a kind
Speaker 1: of like a content warning that lets you know, like, hey,
Speaker 1: this was made in a time you're gonna see something
Speaker 1: that Yeah, so I saw it recently. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it happened recently, but I saw it recently and
Speaker 1: it was like kind of like a it was gaining.
Speaker 1: It was a trending like photo of like somebody being like,
Speaker 1: oh they put a fucking content warning before rush hour. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I saw rush Hour for the first time recently.
Speaker 1: I was actually pretty surprised by like, oh, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is crazy. Yeah. I mean it's it's like it's a
Speaker 1: cop like, I don't know, it's not really offensive. It's
Speaker 1: just like, oh, that's it's surprising because you wouldn't see
Speaker 1: that today, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but well it's much more than the first the
Speaker 2: other ones that like one is way more than two
Speaker 2: and three area, I think, way more the funniest.
Speaker 1: Because one was like, man, it is also the fun
Speaker 1: that's kind of the thing.
Speaker 3: So it's like, I'm gonna be real because I recently
Speaker 3: watched I think I recently watched all three of them.
Speaker 1: Two's my favorite, but I recently watched all three of them.
Speaker 3: And even because like there was a little break between
Speaker 3: the third one and but the fucking opening scene of
Speaker 3: uh of Chris Uh Carter.
Speaker 1: Chris Carter, Chris Tuger.
Speaker 3: His name is Carter in the yeah thing, he's just
Speaker 3: directing traffic and he pulls over these women and the
Speaker 3: ship that he's saying to especially the fat chick, it's
Speaker 3: it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, what the fuck? Like it's it didn't
Speaker 1: really tote him down that much. Yeah. Yeah. But but
Speaker 1: the first one, the first one is so funny to
Speaker 1: me because there's a there's an element of that movie
Speaker 1: that really makes me mad. And I'm wondering, if you
Speaker 1: know what it is, what is the most annoying thing
Speaker 1: about Russia The First rush Hour?
Speaker 2: To you? It's almost annoying literally an Asian person in it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. Maybe just to me,
Speaker 1: it's only it's Chris Tucker being way too loud his voice.
Speaker 1: He's a fair answers. The thing that really pisses me
Speaker 1: off about The First rush Hour is that they set
Speaker 1: up a bomb and it never goes off. And which
Speaker 1: in the First rush Hour? In which part would he
Speaker 1: at the end when he's like holding the bomb like
Speaker 1: he's like he's got like bombs strapped to him or something.
Speaker 1: The bomba the bomb FTA. They set it up and
Speaker 1: you're expecting, like, oh, some some crazy gonna go happen,
Speaker 1: and then he just lands in the water and then
Speaker 1: it just nothing happens. Oh, like you thought what he
Speaker 1: was gonna like explode, but I don't know. I thought
Speaker 1: it was I thought they were gonna find some way
Speaker 1: to blow it, Like, I don't know. It's like Chekhov's
Speaker 1: Gun to me, where it's like, why would you put
Speaker 1: a bomb in a movie? You're not gonna blow it up.
Speaker 1: I mean there's there was already explosions the opening scene,
Speaker 1: the C four explodes, but that comes out of nowhere
Speaker 1: with no what's his name, the henchman I can't remember
Speaker 1: his name, of the Asian with the dyed hair, he blows.
Speaker 2: Up the building because fucking the stupid the FBI or
Speaker 2: the FBI are so dude. The FBI is so retarded
Speaker 2: in that movie, where like even with his broken English,
Speaker 2: Jackie Chan's like, if you were.
Speaker 1: Asking for fifty million dollar, would you be in a
Speaker 1: building like that?
Speaker 2: Like he's trying to convince them to get out of
Speaker 2: the building because clearly it's a trap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they blow up some fucking FBI agency
Speaker 1: because no ship.
Speaker 2: But then the thing that fucking guy tries to stroll
Speaker 2: out of the alley all casually.
Speaker 1: Like as if no one's gonna there's nobody around.
Speaker 2: It's late at night, it's not like there's this people
Speaker 2: walking around where you can blend in.
Speaker 1: He tried to a sad screen.
Speaker 2: With no one and then of course fucking Jackie Chan
Speaker 2: turns around immediately sees them, and then they have the
Speaker 2: chase and I'm like that part of the you're talking
Speaker 2: about that bar of the movie because that's it's it's
Speaker 2: so stupid.
Speaker 1: It makes me laugh. All right, man, blend in and
Speaker 1: you like pretend to be like talking to somebody, but
Speaker 1: there's nobody there. It's so funny. You gotta see you
Speaker 1: gotta see this. It is crazy. I remember noticing it's
Speaker 1: like he's basically whistling, like but yeah, there's like because
Speaker 1: there's a shootout and there's like a bomb bast and
Speaker 1: you're thinking like, oh, when's this thing gonna go off?
Speaker 1: And then it just kind of doesn't. I was just
Speaker 1: being like, all right, I guess kind of would I
Speaker 1: guess I didn't think because like, first of all, so
Speaker 1: young had it on? Is that when you want to
Speaker 1: well no, because they do take it off and then
Speaker 1: they they and then and then they puts on himself
Speaker 1: and then the bad guy takes it. Well, it doesn't
Speaker 1: take it.
Speaker 2: It rips off of Carter and then but sorry, sorry
Speaker 2: not Carter Jackie Chan Jackie Chan has it on.
Speaker 1: But then it's with him, and then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're gonna blow out the bad guys. It's gonna be sick.
Speaker 1: And then it No.
Speaker 2: But the only chance they would have had to do
Speaker 2: it is while what he was in the air falling. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so morbid, so he's gonna die and then sucking press.
Speaker 1: Come on, you're that's not awesome. No, Listen, if I
Speaker 1: was directing that movie, that's exactly what I would I
Speaker 1: want to campaign for an oscar. I would have had
Speaker 1: it be an accident too. I would have had like
Speaker 1: I would have had it and then just like accidentally
Speaker 1: pulled the trigger that it explodes.
Speaker 3: Listen, that's Bollywood type ship that I love. That's like
Speaker 3: the word unnecessary explosions. And I've watched some movies where
Speaker 3: there's cars that nothing. A car just creamed off a
Speaker 3: cliff still in mid air explodes.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like the bus launch and a speed yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like it goes off a flat surface up.
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy, but like Rush Hours kind of over
Speaker 1: the top already, Like it begins, like every every interaction
Speaker 1: in that movie begins with like people pulling guns on
Speaker 1: each other. It's hilarious, every single one of them. There's
Speaker 1: not a single one that doesn't start that way. And
Speaker 1: so like you're telling me it's like unreasonable to expect
Speaker 1: the guy to explode in the middle of the air
Speaker 1: with it, It's not unreasonable at all.
Speaker 2: It would have I am I didn't you say explosions
Speaker 2: Like if somebody's falling right and have an adequate enough
Speaker 2: space so the explosion doesn't touch the ground or any
Speaker 2: of the surface, will the explosion be sphercle.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's how force works.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, especially you know the way that things are
Speaker 2: usually designed to explode in all directions, Because I would
Speaker 2: just see somebody blow up and then like like be
Speaker 2: standing in an area where I can see this a
Speaker 2: sphere of light and be like WHOA, what the wait?
Speaker 1: Anyway, I bring this up just to say that, like
Speaker 1: I saw that trending recently. I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think this. I think these things are kind of annoying,
Speaker 1: But I would take this. I would take the card,
Speaker 1: the content warning card over like over it not being gone, yeah,
Speaker 1: over or being gone, And people are like, oh what
Speaker 1: what about the third option where like you say fuck
Speaker 1: the people who are sensed. It was like okay, cool, great,
Speaker 1: are you the CEO of fucking Warner are you gonna
Speaker 1: do like it doesn't matter, Like yeah, I wouldn't care.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be putting these things in front. I would
Speaker 1: be putting those things in front of very specific things
Speaker 1: things like bugs, bunny doing blackface or something that are
Speaker 1: like things are that are like meant to be for
Speaker 1: children that are like we might want to do something
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, but like Rush Hour, like that's a
Speaker 1: that's a teenage like it's not a kid's movie. I
Speaker 1: think the problem. I think the thing is that if
Speaker 1: you have to remember I think it's rated R. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty yeah, I'm pretty sure. Think I don't remember them.
Speaker 1: I think with radars, with with movies for adults and
Speaker 1: shows for adults what like, I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it's silly. I think adults are fucking.
Speaker 2: I think it's really funny because I think violence doesn't
Speaker 2: make some radar thing. Language does well.
Speaker 1: Violence absolutely does. I don't know what you're talking. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, I think I think it's the grotesque, like because
Speaker 2: in rush Hour you don't see people's bloods and brains
Speaker 2: and stuff like you say explosions. Well, so, I don't
Speaker 2: think they're rated AR movies. I could be wrong, but
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they're.
Speaker 1: Not rated R. I'm pretty sure they The third one
Speaker 1: is a radar movie.
Speaker 2: I know that. I'm only thinking so because I feel
Speaker 2: like there's enough language, and there's there's enough to mix
Speaker 2: it just to push it over the edge. I know
Speaker 2: there's stupid arbitray rules, like about PG thirteen one time,
Speaker 2: Like it's stupid, the rules.
Speaker 1: Like what what is that? It's fun? Oh god, you
Speaker 1: can only say it once?
Speaker 2: You gotta I think I think that's funny that that's
Speaker 2: like when you're you gonna use it? Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: it use your ultimate like what are you gonna use it?
Speaker 1: It's cute, but it's still stupid.
Speaker 2: It's can use Like is the N word? How many inwards?
Speaker 1: I think they're seventeen allowed in a PG movie And
Speaker 1: you're watching fucking land before time a little foot, this
Speaker 1: screams the hard R once that's crazy. He trips and
Speaker 1: scream into the words that he gets a vision of
Speaker 1: the future and says the N word, and they're like,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? Little No, I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I feel right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It feels like I really should say it, though, but
Speaker 2: I want to.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, it's it's PG. Thirteen. Yeah, the first
Speaker 1: one of them. At least that's what Google's telling me.
Speaker 2: He says nigga at least once in that movie.
Speaker 3: It's just nigga quite a bit because of that one
Speaker 3: scene in the bar where he's like, what's up, my nigga?
Speaker 1: How did you just say?
Speaker 2: He's all he says it again. He sees this guy's
Speaker 2: angry and like upset, what did you just say? And
Speaker 2: he's like, I'm just saying it again, even though this
Speaker 2: guy looks upset.
Speaker 1: What I But yeah, So like, it's funny because I
Speaker 1: see that stuff and I like, I agree with the
Speaker 1: sentiment of just like, yeah, come on, like we don't
Speaker 1: need this everywhere. Sure, But at the same time, it's
Speaker 1: so funny because that used to be like the whole
Speaker 1: like censorship of media that used to be a conservative position.
Speaker 1: It's still what I mean, and it still is, but
Speaker 1: like it's posturing more as like oh, being anti censorship
Speaker 1: is like it's posturing as a conservative thing, but no,
Speaker 1: it's this is still a very like they co opted
Speaker 1: that strategically. Well, it's annoying that the left co opted
Speaker 1: the opposite, Like I don't know why you That was
Speaker 1: crazy to me, Like when all this stuff was first happening,
Speaker 1: where it's just like maybe we shouldn't. It's like, what,
Speaker 1: there was a wind, this happened. I don't crazy. That
Speaker 1: was you go from Carlin to that, you know, and
Speaker 1: that was legitimate. That was the I reached my specials
Speaker 1: finally fully. Oh god, I was like, whoa dude.
Speaker 2: The only thing, the only thing I didn't like was
Speaker 2: him saying the N word a few times. It was funny,
Speaker 2: it was funny, and he is technically right, but that's
Speaker 2: not a bit I would go on stage with, like,
Speaker 2: as the White Man, I would not go on stage
Speaker 2: with a bit.
Speaker 1: I just would like, I don't know, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the context.
Speaker 2: Where he was like talking about how words have word
Speaker 2: the context of a word matters the most, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course, yeah, duh. Objectively it does matter the most.
Speaker 2: He's like, why do you think that the N word?
Speaker 2: Like that word in itself is not a terrible word,
Speaker 2: but it's the context what it's used.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I you got me eighty five percent
Speaker 1: away there. Well, that's objectively true. It's it's meaning. The
Speaker 1: word means nothing.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you if you just like, like, I agree,
Speaker 2: but it's but then at that cont you should be
Speaker 2: aware of the context of you saying it right now.
Speaker 2: You know, though I do agree with him. I think
Speaker 2: it's the idea of that, Like why do because obviously
Speaker 2: bybven don't get offended when they say to each other.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not gonna called Derek and nigga he's
Speaker 2: gonna jump over the table and trying to choke me
Speaker 2: after death, you know. But it's like it's it's like,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. That's not a joke. I would go both
Speaker 2: say like George, I agree with you. I agree with
Speaker 2: you entirely. I think it depends on what I think
Speaker 2: That word is fine in contact with the hard art
Speaker 2: finding context where you make it very sure that one
Speaker 2: of the person that's saying the word sucks.
Speaker 1: Suck, they have to suck, like like how like the
Speaker 1: fact that that a vacuum from telling Tabby's.
Speaker 2: Why do you remember that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I asked him to his face, Why does he know
Speaker 2: the name? I know that thing's name because I watched
Speaker 2: Telly Tubby sort of recently. Wait, hold on, this just
Speaker 2: got even weird. Wait my nephew, my nephews and my godson.
Speaker 2: I was watching him and I put on and he
Speaker 2: was like, I don't like this, Sure, buddy, I put
Speaker 2: on fucking blue because that's clearly what he wants to watch.
Speaker 1: Put on some dude blues.
Speaker 2: It's all was not good. Never I never watched it. Never.
Speaker 1: I just wanted the custard's custard.
Speaker 2: The Tubby custard.
Speaker 1: I don't see this guy. He's a big fan. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's all. That's why you want. You put it on
Speaker 1: for yourself, not for your nephew.
Speaker 2: I was like, I remember this show. I think he
Speaker 2: might like it.
Speaker 1: You're what they call a tubhead, a tubster, all them
Speaker 1: around like the fucking uh, the grateful, dead, crazy.
Speaker 2: But like it's for so the idea of things like
Speaker 2: that where it has to be like you have to
Speaker 2: make sure it's vilified you know, so like Candy John,
Speaker 2: Candy says that word he sucks. He's a piece of ship,
Speaker 2: so it's fine, you know. Uh oh, it's being said
Speaker 2: by fucking Samuel Jackson's character in Django he sucks.
Speaker 1: You know. I think it's that context. You don't want.
Speaker 2: You don't want, like, you don't want to hear all
Speaker 2: of the story said. You don't want John still saying
Speaker 2: that after he kills a dragon. You know what Jim
Speaker 2: I do, but you shouldn't, you know, you don't want
Speaker 2: like saying it, or like Captain America bad examples like
Speaker 2: I do want to be don't to.
Speaker 1: Do because we're sick, We're gonna want all these people
Speaker 1: to say it. There's not a I can't think of
Speaker 1: a single person in fiction or in real life that
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to see say that it's actually true.
Speaker 2: I was trying to go through everything I don't like,
Speaker 2: even if we're talking about the Dan Benjo, like all
Speaker 2: those Danjo whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know his last doesn't the New.
Speaker 2: Spider Man game when they fall off the sky, if
Speaker 2: he said the N word as he bounced off the floor,
Speaker 2: the Spider Man gets up and webs away. I think
Speaker 2: that'd be the funniest thing ever. I'm like, oh wow,
Speaker 2: he really is my favorite ever. But you know, it
Speaker 2: needs all so different.
Speaker 1: I get it. Carlin is a unique he's it very yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: but his concepts are all right though. I think at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, your concepts like that's why
Speaker 1: why did you bring him up? Because we're cooking with
Speaker 1: something else.
Speaker 2: Well, it's thinking of the idea of like the people
Speaker 2: this the like censorship of words. You know, you need
Speaker 2: to there needs to be context. Like I think if
Speaker 2: you're reading, like if you're doing academic reading, say the
Speaker 2: fucking in word, there shouldn't be I'm nervous, Like, no,
Speaker 2: say the fucking in word.
Speaker 1: It's fine, Yeah in that context, in the context you're
Speaker 1: just reading.
Speaker 2: In school, people would do they'd be weird about it,
Speaker 2: like I don't want to say this, Like, dude, you're
Speaker 2: reading something that.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. Would you would you would you
Speaker 1: would you accept somebody who uh doesn't really want to
Speaker 1: say it in an academic sense versus somebody who says
Speaker 1: it and they they got like a look in their
Speaker 1: well that they sucked and the context the context, you're like,
Speaker 1: whoa you you enjoyed that way too much, buddy, and
Speaker 1: then you might have to see him after your class
Speaker 1: or whatever. Because I definitely said it in academic reading.
Speaker 1: Of course you have to. I think it. I think
Speaker 1: Huck Finn was the only thing I.
Speaker 2: Think in college.
Speaker 1: That's to say, remember college class, I remember said, I
Speaker 1: remember we were reading one of the Halo novels. You
Speaker 1: gotta say, who said says it? To uh Johnson to
Speaker 1: lord Hood. It's just a throwaway fucking scene.
Speaker 2: That like that, that moment in the book connects to nothing.
Speaker 2: It's like, what then was this chapter? You guys have
Speaker 2: seen that that talking the.
Speaker 1: Video of uh No, you guys have seen the video
Speaker 1: of the fallout three aliens saying the N word, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I showed you that, you look up, this is gonna.
Speaker 1: I don't normally like, wait, no, I must, I just
Speaker 1: don't look it up. Look it up, refresh your memory.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It is my favorite video ever. I think
Speaker 1: this was brought up on the show many years ago.
Speaker 1: Probably I brought it up on Sacred recently because I
Speaker 1: was just like, yeah, you gotta see that. Colin was like, dude,
Speaker 1: what is this, Colin? And it's not like I find
Speaker 1: a video that, like I know will make Colin bus Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I do remember this, do it? I want to hear
Speaker 1: it again. It's so good there is.
Speaker 2: Do you understand what that he fully grasps that he
Speaker 2: fully grasp what that is? I mean there is if
Speaker 2: you want to talk about lore wise, why it knows
Speaker 2: the N word.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that.
Speaker 2: It's the idea that he slowed down time. So that
Speaker 2: means that within that tiny, tiny window.
Speaker 1: Between the bullet leaving the gun and entering the alien.
Speaker 2: Sonic N word screams the Edward one last time he
Speaker 2: had so man, he's gonna said love. He's gonna send
Speaker 2: his wife's name Nward. Two syllables. He chose two syllables.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of you got a man, dude, I love.
Speaker 1: That's too many people like us like doing professional jobs
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, just I think everyone kind of thinks
Speaker 2: that stuff is funny. The problem is that some people
Speaker 2: think it's funny because it's ridiculous, and some people but this, this.
Speaker 1: Is what we're talking about, though, this is kind of
Speaker 1: the subject.
Speaker 2: That was the thing that was so weird about a
Speaker 2: lot of people on the left trying to censor art
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 1: That was oh kind of you know.
Speaker 3: It basically reminded me of like royalty, of like say
Speaker 3: nobles and kings. That would be like we we can't
Speaker 3: enjoy what peasants enjoy. So no toilet humor, no uh no,
Speaker 3: derogatory slurs, no uh no, no big booties.
Speaker 1: And big butts, and you know, just like cheap ship.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is weird. Why are you
Speaker 1: acting like this, like sex negative fucking feminists?
Speaker 2: What the hell have you?
Speaker 1: Isn't that like an oxymoron? It feels like it's a weird.
Speaker 2: Think the problem I think, I think the problem is
Speaker 2: really weird. Well, like I say, always everything can, everything
Speaker 2: gets solved, and everything is caused by white women.
Speaker 1: Okay, it is.
Speaker 2: It is a conundrum like no other. We don't need
Speaker 2: to get into it. I know it's you know, I've
Speaker 2: seen the pipeline videos of white You agree, you know,
Speaker 2: you agree with what you're saying. I don't want to
Speaker 2: get it exactly. You agree, You're scared, You're scared. You're scared,
Speaker 2: you're scared, you.
Speaker 1: Put scared at all.
Speaker 3: It's just this is something that I feel like people
Speaker 3: need to discover on their own and they don't need
Speaker 3: to hear us discuss it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not I'm not scared. I'm frightened. I'm not scared,
Speaker 1: idiot being being frightened and being forced to speak.
Speaker 2: I've ever been like really scared and you had to
Speaker 2: talk about ship and it's like, dude, I'm terrified. What
Speaker 2: are we talking about stuff right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I used to. I used to have
Speaker 1: like a crippling fear of like public speaking. Yeah. Really
Speaker 1: I had a public speaking class in college. And I'm
Speaker 1: not even joking. Like I went to the first class
Speaker 1: and then I we had like a speech to give,
Speaker 1: and then like I walked up to the door and
Speaker 1: then I left and I never went back to the class.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it was really bad, Like I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: I'm ter post week, No, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: I'm really still speak. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was freaking out during Thrown Our Life. I was
Speaker 2: actually I was having a panicantsack key.
Speaker 1: But I kept it cool. Well that's true. He was
Speaker 1: sick and then I fucking had a meltdown just been
Speaker 1: there fucking like shucking in jiving, Like what else could
Speaker 1: I do? It's always it's always yeah, I did both
Speaker 1: of those shows too that day. Fu Yeah, so sick,
Speaker 1: you were hurt. But the I mean, you're it's nerve
Speaker 1: wracking to be up on stage in front of people
Speaker 1: like that. That I don't think that ever goes away,
Speaker 1: like it's it's nervous to be up you're but but
Speaker 1: like it used to be, like it was genuinely like
Speaker 1: I couldn't even like I could not even begin to
Speaker 1: do it, like it was over. But being nervous in
Speaker 1: front of you, I think, I think you're fine.
Speaker 2: Wheneme, I'm the main focus with yeah you did fine,
Speaker 2: freak out, there's always look that is like, like you said,
Speaker 2: if you didn't, so you didn't appear to melt down.
Speaker 2: So that that to me, that's fine because that's worse
Speaker 2: what happens if I freak out? Why people got to
Speaker 2: pay attention to me. So that's what scares me the most.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, you lock in you.
Speaker 1: I didn't have any opposite I'm a circle of nervous
Speaker 1: and it just turns out. See. The thing for me
Speaker 1: is that like it would be my I feel like
Speaker 1: my brain would work in the opposite direction, where like
Speaker 1: I would be so afraid of like stuttering my words
Speaker 1: and then just like locking into a moment of just
Speaker 1: like and everybody notices that, Like I feel like I
Speaker 1: can't help it be so curious about what that moment
Speaker 1: looks like.
Speaker 2: And you're such a peculiar person because your brain is like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's interesting, let's go fuck with this thing that probably
Speaker 2: shouldn't happen. Like if you, like, if you saw a
Speaker 2: fucking dog on the side of a road and it
Speaker 2: had like a rope attached to the back of it
Speaker 2: in a place that shouldn't be, you'd be like, oh, interesting,
Speaker 2: maybe I should follow this clear bait to where it
Speaker 2: is to whoever this thing is just gonna get me.
Speaker 1: And it's like, no, it would bother me never to
Speaker 1: It would bother me to never know, you know. I
Speaker 1: think the funnel for me would be like, how could
Speaker 1: it possibly be if I fuck up on stage? Like,
Speaker 1: let's see.
Speaker 2: The funny thing for me is thinking about what it
Speaker 2: would be not knowing it. I don't need to know
Speaker 2: what that is. Yeah, I get I don't need to either,
Speaker 2: But like I've looked that pistols and be like I
Speaker 2: wonder what happens why I pulled the trigger and blow
Speaker 2: my brains out. You know. I like the idea of
Speaker 2: thinking of.
Speaker 1: You see the fucking did you see that? Two A
Speaker 1: stream that blew his hand off on the fourth of
Speaker 1: July before. There's a video it's this guy named four extra.
Speaker 1: I never heard of him.
Speaker 2: Was that real?
Speaker 1: He got five less? But there was a he was
Speaker 1: associated with somebody, right, I saw a I saw. Look,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's four you pronounce the way
Speaker 1: you spell it is four x t R. I A okay,
Speaker 1: but uh, but yeah, he blew his fucking hand off
Speaker 1: on the fourth of July. And there's a video of
Speaker 1: him before, like juggling these like unlabeled fireworks. Oh is
Speaker 1: that real? Look? So I don't know if it's real.
Speaker 1: I will say the video that not the video. The
Speaker 1: photo that I saw of his mangled hand is pretty
Speaker 1: fucking convincing. Oh shit, so this is I I did see? Uh?
Speaker 1: I call this guy. We've done with the nineties. He
Speaker 1: just all he does a ship on Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2: It's it's he's he's too entertaining to not like because
Speaker 2: I don't even agree with him half of the time.
Speaker 1: He's just too entertaining. To not follow.
Speaker 2: He's just his former NBA player or I think he
Speaker 2: either he was either in the NBA for a little
Speaker 2: bit or not. I can't remember way back in the day.
Speaker 2: You know, he doesn't talk about how basketball is way
Speaker 2: better now and how Lebron James is way better than
Speaker 2: like he said, Lebron James completely sucks and I mean, sorry,
Speaker 2: Michael Jordon completely sucks and like he called, he just
Speaker 2: it's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's it's way too extreme. It's not even like intelligence.
Speaker 2: But yeah, anyway, so he just so I guess he's
Speaker 2: associated with the No Jumper that that guy that sucks and.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah that happened to this dude. And I didn't.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I don't that's that guy. I
Speaker 2: was like, UFC motherfucker anytime of the day. And yeah,
Speaker 2: he's really done.
Speaker 1: Yeah dude, right, I didn't assume you knew him just
Speaker 1: because he was black. I'm not. You see him, he's
Speaker 1: in the picture.
Speaker 2: Yeah, guy's jackass.
Speaker 1: He well he must be. I hope it's whatever. You
Speaker 1: blow your hand off, you must be a no.
Speaker 2: What makes it so funny to me is that I
Speaker 2: remember because he was on No Jumper and and Adam
Speaker 2: twenty two being a fucking sniffling bashard he gets. He
Speaker 2: was like, you're really out of your thing. You could
Speaker 2: beat up and you She's like you have to fucking
Speaker 2: in UFC fighter, and it's like, dude, what are you
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 1: Not anymore? That's true, that's true. Let's see, like do
Speaker 1: what chat GPT says.
Speaker 3: Uh No four extra did not blow his entire handoff,
Speaker 3: but he did the saying a severe and very real injury,
Speaker 3: according to multiple credible stories reported in July four and
Speaker 3: then it's okay, yeah, if I were exploded in his hand,
Speaker 3: The Jumper founder attitude to clarified that he lost only
Speaker 3: two fingers.
Speaker 1: Well, head, that's kind of what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's like it's he blows his hands off, like there's
Speaker 2: it's like it it was like like thunder.
Speaker 1: Cheese. It's like when you put the things like bananas, dude,
Speaker 1: like banana. The photo of it looks crazy. There's a
Speaker 1: photo of him just like, oh, it's like it's pretty.
Speaker 1: It's gory, but it's obscured enough and it's not like
Speaker 1: high deaf enough that I think you could look at
Speaker 1: it without getting sick. But like it's just like you
Speaker 1: could tell it's all twisted and you're like you, how
Speaker 1: are you this stupid? It's so easy to not blow
Speaker 1: your hand off with fireworks.
Speaker 2: Its so easy to not play the fireworks.
Speaker 1: There's that too, saying it's I'm being honest. I don't
Speaker 1: care about fireworks.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I when I was a kid, I would be like,
Speaker 1: they look cool, it's too fucking loud, And then now
Speaker 1: I just it's like we were in a downtown uh
Speaker 1: Long beach last year, just because it just worked out
Speaker 1: that way. This time, I was just not my buddy's
Speaker 1: a barment, just grilling. But I didn't. Yeah, I kind of, oh, afterthought,
Speaker 1: I'm just hearing dogs freak out, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just hearing dogs. Dogs sound like fucking
Speaker 2: howler monkeys or whatever.
Speaker 1: That's the kind of thing. That's the thing about firewors
Speaker 1: abused me is that like I can't. It's always annoying
Speaker 1: because it upsets the dogs. They get crazy. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you ever shoot them at him? Fireworks at a dog?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not my dogs.
Speaker 1: No, not my dogs.
Speaker 2: I only care about it because his birthday, So like
Speaker 2: the reason we go for we go through July, we
Speaker 2: hang out and then we always look at the fireworks
Speaker 2: because it's like, oh, it's like.
Speaker 3: That makes sense, that's great. It's like a great like
Speaker 3: little double dipping. You can just hey, you already know
Speaker 3: you're gonna see some fireworks. I don't think of anything
Speaker 3: too clever.
Speaker 1: You pretend like you planned it. Yeah, I made the
Speaker 1: nation do this for you, for you, lily, what you
Speaker 1: called it.
Speaker 2: So we did that when we have to say nicos,
Speaker 2: we saw a baby giraffe that was born the day
Speaker 2: we got there. It was already walking. It's fucking freaky.
Speaker 2: And they walk off silly because they're not used to
Speaker 2: walking yet.
Speaker 1: Have who's already it didn't it don't grow them like horses.
Speaker 1: Horses don't start walking immediately, all right, They walk up
Speaker 1: like suck for the fucking giraffe.
Speaker 2: That's who's they're probably they're probably softer, probably softer than
Speaker 2: regular like.
Speaker 1: Crunch him easily. They're probably so good, probably so and
Speaker 1: your juicy.
Speaker 2: Drafts are so big it's crazy, like like knowing their
Speaker 2: biggest one thing. Seeing them up close again is like, oh,
Speaker 2: these things are enormous, Like they could definitely reach over
Speaker 2: the fence where they have man grab somebody throw them
Speaker 2: in like draft. No, it's not worth it.
Speaker 1: It's just not worth it.
Speaker 3: You don't you don't think you can get in a
Speaker 3: good few shots and then I can hit it twice,
Speaker 3: like you know, while it's like slamming its head down
Speaker 3: at you just do it upper because.
Speaker 2: Grab its horn and they got to toggle fucking because
Speaker 2: like imagine riding one, you can't. They're slopes, so you
Speaker 2: get on it, you would just slide the fun off
Speaker 2: of So it's like they're fucking cool. We saw pandas.
Speaker 2: Pandas are the fucking laziest things ever. It's insane. They
Speaker 2: don't move, they.
Speaker 1: Come on, you're you're you're real. I'm I'm more active
Speaker 1: in a panda, and that's crazy. I'm quite a bit
Speaker 1: more active than a panda. Yeah, I mean, of course
Speaker 1: they're insanely they don't also in captivity, sotivity. It's chilling.
Speaker 1: They like almost killed themselves by not fucking yeah, they're
Speaker 1: just not horny anymore. It's crazy. They just don't. What
Speaker 1: do they do? What did the Chinese do to them
Speaker 1: to where they just have no urged? What if they're
Speaker 1: just okay? So hear me out what if you look,
Speaker 1: it's gonna I'm gonna go for whatever. What if they're
Speaker 1: just not into Asians at all and being surrounded by
Speaker 1: Chinese people just turns them off real hard, like as
Speaker 1: a concept, like as a concept, like if they were
Speaker 1: around like other normal whoa whoa around like just every
Speaker 1: other person.
Speaker 2: Look, look, look, look, look you guys looking on me
Speaker 2: all the time about being racist that all the time
Speaker 2: I'm listening to the.
Speaker 1: Dan Bongino Super Cut Hour or whatever you guys all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I say, dumb ship right, but this is insane?
Speaker 2: Do you guys think that's possible? And then what Derek
Speaker 2: goes on is like what did what what name did
Speaker 2: you say? Steinberger or something like.
Speaker 1: The Golden Eh? Like that's well, look, look, I like
Speaker 1: how I know what. I know what he's doing right now.
Speaker 1: He's trying to, like trying to.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to clear my good until you brought up
Speaker 2: the whole Golden thing, and I'm like, but you're wanting
Speaker 2: to talk with that, you mean exactly exactly what I mean?
Speaker 2: No problem if he if he stuck to the Asian stuff,
Speaker 2: that would have been good. You have no problem with
Speaker 2: I think Israel should let's stop. Oh David Draymond got yeah,
Speaker 2: so real, Yeah, so he went there, tone deaf? Whoever
Speaker 2: invited him? I think Dave Grohl set up the whole
Speaker 2: ozy Osbourne last concert or whatever. Oh yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 2: he I guess I'm assuming he invited David right now.
Speaker 2: To be fair, I don't know if he invited him
Speaker 2: before he signed the bomb, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That was a while ago. That was a while while ago.
Speaker 1: So the thing is, I feel like that's the reason
Speaker 1: why people hate him right now.
Speaker 2: If you go to any comment session that has to
Speaker 2: do with David Draymond or Disturbed, it's just all about.
Speaker 1: I think it's probably like at that point you kind
Speaker 1: of like, I don't know, man, you just we'll get
Speaker 1: him over here. We'll see what the audience does to
Speaker 1: him whatever the lead part of the show. That's what
Speaker 1: you know. He did. So he showed up.
Speaker 2: He starts on the stage and people start bullying him,
Speaker 2: especially because it's in the UK, right I think they're
Speaker 2: in Birmingham and it's like, dude, they're especially tired. This
Speaker 2: is such a They had that one guy at I
Speaker 2: don't know what show it was, but he started chanting
Speaker 2: death to I think it was I think it was
Speaker 2: U some fast.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Bobby Violin or something, something violent or something,
Speaker 1: and then like his name is.
Speaker 2: You're not so I myself don't. He's such a pig
Speaker 2: fuck of a bitch person.
Speaker 1: Person is crazy.
Speaker 2: He's just such a he's such a him more than
Speaker 2: a lot of the like conservative like grifters, because they're
Speaker 2: just they just they just keep staying in their lane
Speaker 2: being horrible. Pears tries to pretend like, yeah, oh no,
Speaker 2: I agree with you, but then out of nowhere he
Speaker 2: brings up don't you think it's mean to say something
Speaker 2: about the poor like he'll do. I'm like, it's he's
Speaker 2: such a he's such it's like he's a bust on
Speaker 2: the bathroom floor dog like he's just he just like
Speaker 2: someone came in the corner of a shower and was like,
Speaker 2: your truck stops, put a suit on it and give
Speaker 2: it as just like that guy makes me so angry.
Speaker 1: Issue is that he tries to play the role of
Speaker 1: a moderator, basically like he tries to like moderate, but
Speaker 1: then he also takes a side while he's moderating, so
Speaker 1: it's just like, what are you even doing? Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is he's moderate wishy washing and like not committed to anything.
Speaker 1: But do your favorite hold your hold your hold that
Speaker 1: can real quick? What are we are? We brought you,
Speaker 1: budd Jesus Christ. He tried to knock it out.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you thought that was gonna work.
Speaker 2: I was not gonna be able to punch Knoe's no.
Speaker 1: No want. I wanted to punch it without knocking the
Speaker 1: can over, actually because I felt like I was gonna
Speaker 1: hit it and then it was gonna spill. Yeah, had
Speaker 1: the potential, there's a little bit. Yeah, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to spend any of that agree, but that didn't happen.
Speaker 1: That would have sucked.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he should he should not he should he should
Speaker 5: sit down on his chair, but then it gets caught
Speaker 5: up his asshole and he has a whole chair of
Speaker 5: his asshole and dies.
Speaker 1: He fits the chair around his he fits his asshole
Speaker 1: around the chair.
Speaker 2: He sits down too fast, and he doesn't crazy.
Speaker 1: That's like he has such a cavernous, loose asshole that
Speaker 1: he sits on the chair and it naturally just folds
Speaker 1: up in to himself. I've appeared to and completely swallowed
Speaker 1: my chair hole with my hus Anyway, don't you feel
Speaker 1: bad about the audio of soldiers like the people to.
Speaker 2: Imagine asking imagine asking a human.
Speaker 1: Step supporting Isra. I love the idea, everybody. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the whole entire concert Black Salmond song songing about they
Speaker 1: love Israel. Oh my god, killing ballast.
Speaker 4: Did I mention that I like it? I like killing
Speaker 4: balesting over and over, that's.
Speaker 2: The whole song.
Speaker 1: Gets up and starts running around the six guy. He
Speaker 1: stands up.
Speaker 2: He's a young gay, he's rejuvenated. He's twenty eight again.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh my god, loving Israel makes you younger.
Speaker 2: There's a literally magic, literally magic. We gotta love this kid.
Speaker 1: Damn. He is fucking spinning, whirling, dude. He's doing it
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 2: You're seeing like a little wind streams around him. You're
Speaker 2: like something's happening, something magicals happening.
Speaker 1: If you froze the image of him spinning, it would
Speaker 1: look crazy.
Speaker 2: He would look he'd have a face in every direction,
Speaker 2: like his eye would be like this, this big, like
Speaker 2: he would be shaped.
Speaker 1: He would be shaped like this, he'd have several mouths.
Speaker 1: Stop sits down, now, I will play Iron Man. He
Speaker 1: rides like the lights on his head, calling forces and fouls.
Speaker 1: Everyone's going crazy the crowd. The crowd is wailly.
Speaker 2: They well got a frequency that's harding making planes fall
Speaker 2: out the sky?
Speaker 1: Is he Israel's born? Now?
Speaker 2: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. By
Speaker 2: fucking lights.
Speaker 1: Pizzas for Cherzy is completely, It's completely, so fucking some
Speaker 1: fucking questions. That's great. Yeah, we'll move out of questions
Speaker 1: around created question is canceled like I figured it would be. Also,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a special guest yet no, yay? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Oh my guy, Benjamin, you coming here on stage?
Speaker 2: Do you know that Iron is twenty five minutes away
Speaker 2: from twenty five minutes away?
Speaker 1: Music's playing? You know? Dang?
Speaker 2: We need we need American tax dollars to go kill
Speaker 2: children and have ideas soldiers wear women's bras and mopped
Speaker 2: the fact the murder and.
Speaker 1: Reaching ninety percent uranium in Richmond. Oh god, we gottabout.
Speaker 1: We want to ask some questions. I'm sweating for our
Speaker 1: patients over a Patreon dot com sizeis snark tag? Go
Speaker 1: over there, that's a question. You're not very funny, Christopher.
Speaker 1: Oh there's bombs very serious. In twenty seconds, it's about
Speaker 1: to be built. Your gonna need them all of your money.
Speaker 1: I need all of your money to stop it right now? Okay,
Speaker 1: man bank account number? Please?
Speaker 2: Oh hey, Benjamin, why weren't why weren't you? It's like, Benjamin,
Speaker 2: why weren't you in Poland in forty three? You know, like,
Speaker 2: why why why weren't you there? It was, well, why
Speaker 2: weren't you there?
Speaker 1: You know whoa well? As a matter of fact, I
Speaker 1: would have been one of the ones that ratted uh
Speaker 1: my people out and lived. It's crazy, so what I think?
Speaker 2: That's what UH want me be surprised when people did
Speaker 2: like that. It's sucking people.
Speaker 1: Somebody did that. I can't remember. I can't no, no,
Speaker 1: I can't remember.
Speaker 2: Somebody is this that type of piece of ship?
Speaker 1: You know? If you come after me, I can't tell
Speaker 1: you where some old.
Speaker 2: Evil person that was like that that actually yeah, he
Speaker 2: was like, oh I'm Christian and all of these people
Speaker 2: are dirty, Like I can't remember who it was. I
Speaker 2: love it, dude, I love how human he sucks. Every
Speaker 2: time Bro roll the dice. People suck.
Speaker 1: Bro got his damn. I can see his face.
Speaker 2: I saw something about space space tornadoes like tornadoes on
Speaker 2: like other planets, and there are tornadoes that are that's
Speaker 2: just a tornado. There's space tournato when there's space tornadoes,
Speaker 2: you know. And if I said tornadoes and I give
Speaker 2: you like the size of the tornado, you're gonna be like, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's just fucking that's impossible. That's all my friends in
Speaker 2: the fact they're in space, in space. No, our tornadoes
Speaker 2: and space. What are you talking on other planets? I'm
Speaker 2: saying space because it's it's.
Speaker 1: Just not on Earth. But he's using space is not here.
Speaker 1: That is not how that works. I'm not saying it's
Speaker 1: tornadoes in the gaps of that way, sir.
Speaker 2: I like that it sounds cooler space tornadoes.
Speaker 1: That's not what you're saying because we're in space.
Speaker 2: Shut up, don't tell me.
Speaker 1: I'm like you that.
Speaker 2: I stress so much, I'm thin and then i'm fat Earth.
Speaker 1: The gaunt. Wow, it's crazy. We're in space. But then
Speaker 1: whatever gives me it, damn hell. Yeah that's good one
Speaker 1: ye man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like and they're like they're like some of them are
Speaker 2: so big. They're like there's like several of our planet
Speaker 2: in any eye of them. And I'm like, that is like,
Speaker 2: what's the point of something? The red spot and juice Jupiter?
Speaker 2: But what do you think, I said, the red storm? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that red.
Speaker 1: Spot is like a big storm. That's and I think
Speaker 1: it can fit likes in there. You can fit a that.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: Man, what's the point you know? Yeah, whatever, Let's just
Speaker 1: let's just blow up, you know at that moment. A right, well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna We're gonna move on a question this moment.
Speaker 1: Stark tank over there to ask questions. Colin Moriarty wrote
Speaker 1: in no Cole and Moriarty Sorry this is his cousin.
Speaker 1: Uh hello, uncertainly incorrect, confusedly incorrect, and constantly incorrect, third
Speaker 1: time writer. I think. On a previous episode, I believe
Speaker 1: stop killing Games, Chris talked about how he likes how
Speaker 1: he likes MMOs conceptually, but doesn't like the gameplay loop
Speaker 1: of MMOs. I've been doing a challenge for myself to
Speaker 1: get more into or genuinely dive myself into games I
Speaker 1: don't normally do, or or generally dislike, as an example
Speaker 1: being capitalist surrealist. To look up Cruelty Squad or multiplayer
Speaker 1: game in general. With rematch, I think I heard about
Speaker 1: Cruelty Squad. I don't know much about it, though, I
Speaker 1: was thinking you guys, you guys could do the same
Speaker 1: for everyone if you're willing, what game genre would you be?
Speaker 1: Would you think of trying it for if you want
Speaker 1: a recommendation to try Moms Chris GUILDWORFS one is a
Speaker 1: good MMO. Yeah, I've heard you things about the issue
Speaker 1: with MMOs to me, and it's the same thing. It
Speaker 1: was the same issue with Destiny, to be honest, is
Speaker 1: that like it's such a time sink that like I
Speaker 1: can't even if I did have all the free time
Speaker 1: to do it, Like it's simply too much time to
Speaker 1: dedicate to one thing.
Speaker 3: So problem there's the commitment to it too, if you know,
Speaker 3: because of being in an MMO, especially if we're working
Speaker 3: with other people. Yeah, I'm having that problem, like say,
Speaker 3: playing something and having like a clan or a guild
Speaker 3: where I just don't have time to be a part
Speaker 3: of a real one because I'm not going to cooperate,
Speaker 3: like there's like it. So I'm just like, okay, what
Speaker 3: could I do to where I can just have maybe
Speaker 3: three four people in this bitch and we'll just figure
Speaker 3: out ways to you know, mid max, like all the
Speaker 3: daily stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking hard, but I just don't want to. I
Speaker 2: just it's a lot working with a lot of people
Speaker 2: and like, oh man, you gotta show up today.
Speaker 1: You got like no, no pay me? Like the thing
Speaker 1: is I mean, there's like I dived into uh grpgs
Speaker 1: I think like a year or two ago with File
Speaker 1: Fantasy seven remake and rebirth, and I tried a little
Speaker 1: bit of metaphor and I tried a little bit of person.
Speaker 1: I'm just not really that into him, but I gave
Speaker 1: them a solid try. The one the one that I'm
Speaker 1: considering right now that I'm really and and oh and
Speaker 1: uh immersive sims I delved into a while back, and
Speaker 1: I really love those. But the one thing that I
Speaker 1: want to try but I haven't yet, and I own it.
Speaker 1: I own Civilization, but like I feel like SIV is
Speaker 1: a game that I would enjoy, but it's like, for
Speaker 1: some reason, it's so intimidating that like every time I
Speaker 1: think of starting to get it, I'm like, ah, maybe
Speaker 1: next maybe next time, and then it's it's been like
Speaker 1: a month since I've even thought about it. But that's
Speaker 1: the one that I would do if I if I
Speaker 1: had the time or the patients to like try a
Speaker 1: genre that I don't normally care about or normally like
Speaker 1: m save. I don't even know what you would call
Speaker 1: that wasn't because it's not tactics exactly. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like sim tack. I don't know it's a sim TA
Speaker 1: or like because it's not like an RTS either, but
Speaker 1: it's like kind of it's it just has like.
Speaker 2: The elements of it, right, Yeah, how the reason why
Speaker 2: you would call things like rogue light or something like
Speaker 2: or some ship just.
Speaker 1: Think if it ever played rogue? You ever played rogue Rogue?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: No, what is that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: The fucking like probably fucking super old computer game that's
Speaker 3: based off of that genre.
Speaker 1: No, I had no idea that was even real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just why why, Like, oh, here's all these elements
Speaker 3: like that and then they so it's based off of that,
Speaker 3: like a rogue like or rogue Light, which I really
Speaker 3: don't know that there were two between them both, like
Speaker 3: because even when I one time, I murder looking up
Speaker 3: the definition between both and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, it's what the is?
Speaker 6: It seems useless to me. It seems useless to me.
Speaker 6: I'm like, so you're both kind of rogue light. Kind
Speaker 6: of light is a roguelike light. Oh I had to help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just like whatever that made me want
Speaker 1: to shoot you in the hands.
Speaker 2: So, dude, I've heard to find things.
Speaker 1: Man here one day. What games?
Speaker 2: I don't think there's any kind of game. I don't
Speaker 2: try really, I've dabbled with pretty much everything. My preference
Speaker 2: in games is anything that's not a jarpeg right now,
Speaker 2: just right now, because.
Speaker 1: I like, my preference is anything that isn't This is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's not really a preference.
Speaker 2: It's just like a dislike, yeah, yeah, my preference is
Speaker 2: anything that isn't something. Okay, I guess that is there
Speaker 2: this day to take too long. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: think I think jarpegs needed to find out. Like, I
Speaker 2: think the only one that's done a good job with
Speaker 2: exposition the right way is the newest Final Fantasy seven games.
Speaker 2: Like they gratulation down in a good way that's sind
Speaker 2: of like it has like the long drawn out nature
Speaker 2: of it, but it gets to the point in a
Speaker 2: way that's not like how other ones. Just like I'm
Speaker 2: gonna talk to you forty five minutes and You're gonna
Speaker 2: need exactly two sentences of what I'm talking about you
Speaker 2: right now, which drives me up the wall.
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 2: But I think I don't know, and I probably probably
Speaker 2: play metaphors wh or later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I'm liking a lot cause those co
Speaker 1: op games, this co op like physics based fucking get
Speaker 1: like I'm playing Peak, Ah, Peak is hysterical. Anything with
Speaker 1: proximity Chat is pretty golden. Oh yeah, that's just a
Speaker 1: good time. That's the most fun kind of video gaming.
Speaker 1: Have you played Repo at all? Not yet? I know
Speaker 1: what it is you should play. Isn't it just like
Speaker 1: isn't this lethal company? Pretty much? Yeah, but like there's
Speaker 1: something about like the it's not exactly legal company, it's
Speaker 1: it's we should gather room to play it because it
Speaker 1: is it is. It is fucking funny. I want to
Speaker 1: play that with Lyle. Yeah, Proximity Chat like because like
Speaker 1: the character is like mouths move like as like whether
Speaker 1: your with your mic, and then like the eyes shift
Speaker 1: to whoever's talking, so like and you got these like
Speaker 1: it's just it's a naturally very funny game. I like those.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of fun with those.
Speaker 2: I'll try I'll try to get our friends into playing it.
Speaker 1: They're cheap too, Like the most expensive game I've seen
Speaker 1: in that genre is like eight bucks. Fucking crazy, too much, crazy,
Speaker 1: far too much. Next question? All right, all right, relax,
Speaker 1: fucking I'm breathing a little bit. I read do one
Speaker 1: question answer. Oh, let's see what this is scoop to
Speaker 1: James wrote in he says, a while back, you guys
Speaker 1: were talking about really unhealthy slash deep fried foods. I
Speaker 1: just wanted you guys to know that in Australia we
Speaker 1: have deep fried mars bars. I've had one, and it
Speaker 1: feels like you're eating the physical embodiment of diabetes. Deep
Speaker 1: fried I've never so I've never had like fried ice
Speaker 1: cream or whatever the fuck, or like fried oreos.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I think i've the fried area once and I remember
Speaker 1: feeling like, wow, I'm hurt. Uh Before I had the f.
Speaker 3: For sure, I had butter stupid as cheese that because
Speaker 3: it's just exactly what you think it is. It's the
Speaker 3: same the same concept. So you have a fucking frozen butter.
Speaker 3: They fry and then it turns into just liquid butter.
Speaker 3: You bite into it and explodes.
Speaker 1: It's like that cake.
Speaker 2: Jordan showed a video of that cake or somebody cut
Speaker 2: into the turkey cut into it looks so gross. What
Speaker 2: the funniest thing is He showed me there's this video
Speaker 2: of some guy who was talking about like redom fried
Speaker 2: foods our friend. Jordan showed it to us, and then
Speaker 2: the guy cuts into a fucking turkey. But it's just
Speaker 2: a turkey made of butter, so all the butter just
Speaker 2: splashes out of it. And what Derek said to Jordan
Speaker 2: me is like, yo, is that piss? Yo? You?
Speaker 1: So I showed me the message where you said is
Speaker 1: that piss? And I was like, how do you think somebody?
Speaker 2: It's not like you just filled it up?
Speaker 1: You know, he a hole the turkey, pisted in it
Speaker 1: and then smoked the turkey. It might be good. I
Speaker 1: want to do Star Wars transitions. Now I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: He said that, Yeah, we should do that. Someone cooking
Speaker 1: piss is the most insane. That is the most monstrous thing.
Speaker 2: That's what I haven't seen online actually yet. Like somebody
Speaker 2: we've seen pis.
Speaker 1: Chicken.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've seen like fucking damn near everything.
Speaker 2: What I haven't seen is somebody cook up some chicken
Speaker 2: on the skill and then start pissing in to like
Speaker 2: basic you know what.
Speaker 1: They start like doing the whole base thing with they
Speaker 1: sing it hot.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised that that's the end, Like I think, like,
Speaker 2: that's the end of that's like when that's when the rack.
Speaker 1: That's what mister Final comes out. Mister Final, of course,
Speaker 1: the uh main antagonist for the Final Destiny, the embodiment
Speaker 1: of it. You're mister Final. Call. I'm driving this truck
Speaker 1: with a bunch of logs in it. How weird?
Speaker 2: How weird?
Speaker 1: Look at the logs again? Look at that the logs.
Speaker 1: I wonder when you're in space and you're in you're
Speaker 1: an astronaut in space, and the logs find you perfectly,
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like, fucking fucking uh, God of war?
Speaker 1: What the hell is the God of war? Uh? Aries
Speaker 1: Aris fucking throws this like pillar at cradles from from
Speaker 1: just from heaven. He's not in heaven, but he's like,
Speaker 1: it's it's heaven distance.
Speaker 2: He's like, fucking oh he got the Pandora's box, hey,
Speaker 2: and then fucking a thousand miles away points. It's it's
Speaker 2: just I'm like, why would that guy ever lose the
Speaker 2: cradles at any point. Plot. I know it's plot.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, I understand. Oh my god. Plot. All right,
Speaker 1: let's see. Uh did we answer the question? I don't
Speaker 1: remember what question. I think it was just like, uh,
Speaker 1: you just mentioned yeah, oh, the OC Fair is going on.
Speaker 2: What's happening a ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah we can some fried ship ship. Yeah, I gotta
Speaker 1: go them.
Speaker 2: I love the fair. It's a good time. I've seen
Speaker 2: the ponies.
Speaker 1: I think I've ever been to a f don't don't.
Speaker 1: I think I've ever seen a fair, And now I
Speaker 1: think I don't. Don't park in the fair, man, don't
Speaker 1: do it. I would never park to it any quite frankly,
Speaker 1: any event, I don't park it. Yeah. Like, if I'm
Speaker 1: going to an event, I don't know, I'll park far away.
Speaker 1: I'll walk or al uber or something. Yeah. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: like even park somewhere in the uber the rest of
Speaker 1: the way. Yeah, if possible, that might be more worth it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy unless you want to for fucking crazy
Speaker 2: parking money. And then just fucking the last time I
Speaker 2: was there, the line was hilarious. I was we we
Speaker 2: got dropped off an uber, me and my buddy and
Speaker 2: We're just like, hey, man, just just fucking let us
Speaker 2: out here. You're gonna be fucked. If he keep going
Speaker 2: like that, guy's gonna be stuck there for like a
Speaker 2: half hour, missing.
Speaker 1: Out another ride. I love doing that tuber drivers. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I just give them stuck, get them stuck why and
Speaker 1: then bouncing like a little bit earlier to pretend like
Speaker 1: I'm courteous, and you give them you give them a
Speaker 1: three cent tip. Yeah. Sometimes I I look. Sometimes all
Speaker 1: I do, honestly is I I go on Google Maps
Speaker 1: and I look for traffic jams and I and I
Speaker 1: tell I get ubers to drive me to the traffic jams,
Speaker 1: and then I leave. I walk off the highway. Yo.
Speaker 1: There's gotta be some piece of ship that actually does that.
Speaker 1: Yeah me, Yeah, well that's true. I did this this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh you did this morning, suck, That's who I am. Dude,
Speaker 1: you found the traffic jam in two am. It's a
Speaker 1: prizingly that different. I guess on the one on one easily.
Speaker 1: Du Were you there with us when we went to uh,
Speaker 1: oh no you weren't. Because this was twenty fifteen. This
Speaker 1: is before I even lived out here proper, like me,
Speaker 1: Joe Jalen. We went to I think not Bliskon proper,
Speaker 1: but there was like a bl Bliskon after party thing
Speaker 1: at like some hotel that like a friend of ours
Speaker 1: was going to. And uh, the traffic to this place
Speaker 1: was crazy. But then going back at like two thirty am,
Speaker 1: we hit gridlock for I think two hours. At two am,
Speaker 1: that sounds like up from a I don't know wherever.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't even know where's b Bliskon usually
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I don't remember it's Eether.
Speaker 1: Anaheim or it's like it's either Anaheim or San Diego.
Speaker 2: It was as the you guys were running for hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we were stuck. That sounds about right for
Speaker 1: two am two hours? Well unless no, but we were
Speaker 1: I mean we were stuck. If you were stolen, then
Speaker 1: then something happened like, no, we found out, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: found out what happened like some guy parked in the
Speaker 1: middle of the freeway. No, this is real, this is real. Actually,
Speaker 1: how does that? How does that stop every because people? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't two hours. I'm I'm misremembering. Two hours?
Speaker 1: Was that when I was stuck in a on Worldway
Speaker 1: in l A X. I was stuck in worldway for
Speaker 1: two hours actually for real, when we went to Pismo Beach,
Speaker 1: we were stuck for we were insane. We were in traffic.
Speaker 1: I think that's how you go postal. That's that's it.
Speaker 1: That's falling down to the movie. That's exactly what that is.
Speaker 1: I have. I feel like Michael Douglas.
Speaker 2: I don't get bothered by traffic all that much. Like
Speaker 2: two hours in the it annoys me like a lot.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, whatever, drive that often though. I mean
Speaker 2: I've been, I've been. I drove, we drove the San
Speaker 2: Diego today.
Speaker 1: We had we got stopped. You drove okay, you drove
Speaker 1: to San Diego today, Well this weekend, this weekend. I thought,
Speaker 1: like you always made Lily do the driving duties. She drives.
Speaker 2: Driving the area. But like if she's what you call
Speaker 2: but like if we're like going somewhere, like we're doing
Speaker 2: a long ride and she's like, we're gonna have to guys,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna.
Speaker 1: Do fair enough. I guess, Sandy, it was not even that.
Speaker 1: It's really not that far.
Speaker 2: It's really not that it's it's like it's not a hop,
Speaker 2: skip and a jump, but it's like not the furthest thing,
Speaker 2: like going to San fran is a rough drive.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do. That is a rough I
Speaker 1: don't want to drive something like five and a half.
Speaker 1: It's way more than that. What the hell are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Yes?
Speaker 2: Absolutely no, I went there recently. It was like five
Speaker 2: and a half hours.
Speaker 1: You're fucking misremembering first. I mean that's serious, like five
Speaker 1: and a half, not five and a half hours.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe six and a half.
Speaker 1: It's more than that. No way, look it up. Look
Speaker 1: up from now, Like, on.
Speaker 3: Average, on average, to make it to San Francisco, you're
Speaker 3: probably gonna you would be driving extremely fast to get there.
Speaker 1: In six hours.
Speaker 2: It's like five and a half six It's not that.
Speaker 3: You're thinking probably Central, not not fucking San Francisco. You
Speaker 3: guess the I'm gonna say from I'm gonna say from
Speaker 3: Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: No, it looks let's see, Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't remember cause San France, the Bay right, s Angelus?
Speaker 1: How long would it take to drive to San Francisco
Speaker 1: on average? I was gonna say that just burns fifty
Speaker 1: thousand trees.
Speaker 3: I want it to I'm done with this earth I'm
Speaker 3: like fucking doctor Manhattan, but not smart and dumb and gay, so.
Speaker 1: Not doctor Manhattan at all. Yes, you like you were
Speaker 1: like you're more like nurse practitioner Long Island.
Speaker 2: So if you're driving really fast, If you're driving really fast,
Speaker 2: you probably could get there in six hours. But like say,
Speaker 2: and there's a scenic route seven, that's insane, why would
Speaker 2: anybody do that?
Speaker 1: But if you're taking the yeah, the north up, which
Speaker 1: is that's what you would take, you take the five.
Speaker 1: Uh so going okay, So if you go there really fast,
Speaker 1: some people have cleared about five and a half hours,
Speaker 1: but that and half its great. I would imagine six
Speaker 1: and six that's probably like very lucky. Well, like I
Speaker 1: would say, I remember the last time that I drove
Speaker 1: there was like six Usually when people go there in
Speaker 1: like my mom she went up to I think Sacramento
Speaker 1: it was. I think it was about like further. It's
Speaker 1: a little bit, not by it, not by a lot,
Speaker 1: but it is definitely further.
Speaker 2: I've been to sand Friend once once or twice. I
Speaker 2: have a memory of going, but then I think it
Speaker 2: might be someone else's memory, like when I was not
Speaker 2: real That's what I mean when I was young, because
Speaker 2: I I feel like I remember seeing like trolleys and
Speaker 2: all these hills and ship but I'm like that you
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think so unless I was when I was
Speaker 1: a kid. But I don't. Have you ever watched Full House? I,
Speaker 1: you know, pieces of it and then okay, so probably
Speaker 1: that that's family matters. It's a rare condition.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 1: I've been Yeah, I don't know. I've been to San
Speaker 1: Francisco in a while. I get for the food out there,
Speaker 1: it was really good, though, I want to try some.
Speaker 3: I want to try some Chinese food from San Francisco
Speaker 3: because I know it's a lot of pretty Chinese immigrant
Speaker 3: up there, so a lot of the Chinese.
Speaker 1: What did you say, try Chinese? Chinese is crazy, dude,
Speaker 1: there's no good Chinese food and Bourbing to me, no, no,
Speaker 1: not at all.
Speaker 2: I don't know, not at all why I don't like
Speaker 2: Asian food if I'm being honest, like like, it's still good,
Speaker 2: but it's not what I want.
Speaker 1: Frankly, I can't. It's hard for me to find Chinese
Speaker 1: food on this entire in this entire side of the coast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well not not decided because obviously San Francisco has really
Speaker 1: good Chinese food, but like in Los Angeles in general,
Speaker 1: like I find that every time I get Chinese food,
Speaker 1: like even even the good ones, it's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think Chinese isn't what's good here. I think there's
Speaker 2: a good fusion food. There's really good Fain, there's very good.
Speaker 2: So there's good Japanese.
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of fusion stuff.
Speaker 2: Man, a Japanese think fucking lane, yeah, because perfect that thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't don't mix your bulls.
Speaker 2: No, they don't have here at all, really none. It's
Speaker 2: Caribbean food like actually that there's like genuinely I think.
Speaker 1: I there's one place called my Fungo and I don't
Speaker 1: even I don't and it's not Yeah, it's like it's
Speaker 1: very like whatever I.
Speaker 2: Had them fungo then the fun my funk wasn't that good?
Speaker 2: And I was like, did a Mexican make this?
Speaker 1: Yes? Probably, like you know, like they're just like there.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because.
Speaker 2: The person that may just have any black ancestry, no
Speaker 2: not eating it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, yeah, there's one.
Speaker 3: However, Pasadena has one China Express that I like, it's
Speaker 3: right next to Louisiana chicken because I have to go
Speaker 3: to Pasadena if I want to get Louisiana chicken. Because
Speaker 3: even though the downtown they mean the South Central is
Speaker 3: closer because of traffic, it's not. Yeah, and I gotta
Speaker 3: get on the one ten and the one.
Speaker 1: Ten's fucked it, Like I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 1: But it's just like time because I'm close enough. Pasaden
Speaker 1: has got a lot of good food like that though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like there's actually like of the there's a lot of
Speaker 1: good Asian food over there. In general, it's like it's
Speaker 1: place called eighty eight beef Noodle or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like really, I think it's a Pasadena is
Speaker 2: a pretty decent area. They're living in this city. I'd
Speaker 2: live in Pasadena. Other than that, I believe we almost did.
Speaker 1: She was trying to. She was trying to get a
Speaker 1: job there, but she didn't. She didn't snag because I
Speaker 1: was like, fucking move to Pasadena. But although it's fucking
Speaker 1: catches fire like weird, yeah yeah yeah actually yeah, on
Speaker 1: the other side, if you got on the side of Maltadeena,
Speaker 1: the fucked got that place is destroyed. That's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Place is destroyed, like it's still fuck. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: there's just evil over there or something. Dude, last time
Speaker 2: I was passing through Altadena and some guy jumped off
Speaker 2: the bridge. He's like, that happened, So that happened. I
Speaker 2: think the year we moved here, someone killed themselves something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: However, long ago was this when the Whendigo showed up? Huh?
Speaker 1: Next question? Yeah, why did you even trying to speak?
Speaker 4: You did?
Speaker 1: You didn't have it? Jay z In a Yankee? He
Speaker 1: had suit? Oh yeah, brude In. I haven't seen that
Speaker 1: name in a while. Right. Uh, it's such a ridiculous image. Uh,
Speaker 1: salutation supple sellacious Sigma's been listening since episode thirty seven
Speaker 1: with show on head back in twenty twenty. And I
Speaker 1: just want to graduated high school this June. Don't do
Speaker 1: the math. Don't do the math. I was far too
Speaker 1: young for this. Yeah, clearly we keep telling you to
Speaker 1: stay the fuck away. For my question, I've always wondered,
Speaker 1: what are you supposed to do in a mugging situation?
Speaker 1: Do you run or give it up? And have you
Speaker 1: boys ever been mugged or witnessed slash known someone who's
Speaker 1: been mugged? What do you what would you boys do
Speaker 1: in that situation? And no, Chris, you can't kill yourself.
Speaker 1: I would definitely not kill myself. That's a what can
Speaker 1: you imagine? Would you rather be mugged or kill yourself? Dog?
Speaker 1: Kill my shit?
Speaker 2: Du du fucking I'm not losing my shit on the purpose, Halo,
Speaker 2: try to mug me, it's crazy. If you're getting mugged, comply,
Speaker 2: it was the best thing to do. Do fucking compli.
Speaker 1: It's man, It's scary. Man. I've seen people.
Speaker 3: I've seen people get because there's just it depends on
Speaker 3: the fucking person that's doing it. More often than not,
Speaker 3: you will be fine, But damn, man, I've seen people
Speaker 3: like I knew a guy.
Speaker 1: Who still someone who's close to the family. You know,
Speaker 1: he got robbed and he still got stabbed. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: He's getting fucking dominant. That's breaking the that's like the
Speaker 1: breaking the decorum in some way to what you already got.
Speaker 1: I agreed, you got, you got it, like you don't
Speaker 1: need to hurt me.
Speaker 3: It's like I remember, do you remember the the Eminem
Speaker 3: the Eminem song Criminal. There's a skit where it's like
Speaker 3: put the money in the bag is robbing a bank
Speaker 3: and at the very end, like she's like, don't kill me,
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm not gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: Just put the money in the bag and then thank you. Well.
Speaker 2: The funny thing about that is whoever's with him in
Speaker 2: the car says don't kill anyone.
Speaker 1: He's like all right, and he's not annoyed. He kills
Speaker 1: her anyway.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like's character from that movie. I forgot
Speaker 2: what he was with him, and it was it was
Speaker 2: Don Cheatah.
Speaker 1: Chs related to Chester Cheetah. So that is the dumbest
Speaker 1: thing I've heard. That is the stupidest thing. Don Cheles.
Speaker 2: It is a picture of him and the Cheatah together
Speaker 2: with their kids, like like the cousin.
Speaker 1: See. See that's what I can get on board with. AI.
Speaker 1: Make me that picture, make me this show. Make John
Speaker 1: Cheatle and Chester Cheatle and Chester shielda estage name is Cheatah,
Speaker 1: Chester Cheatle, the Cheetah. Yeah, because he was born it's
Speaker 1: like a Stuart Little situation where he's not a cheetah,
Speaker 1: but he looks remarkably like that. He doesn't wear clothes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what I was saying, this doesn't really look like a cheatad.
Speaker 1: You look at So there is a cartoon.
Speaker 2: So Don Cheetle, the cheating don Chele and Denzel Washington
Speaker 2: in a movie together where Don Cheitle's character is a
Speaker 2: fucking maniac and then he kills somebody and he like,
Speaker 2: I had to kill him. He looked at me or
Speaker 2: something like that, and he said, and then Denzel watching
Speaker 2: his characters, it's like, Oh, this guy's fucking crazy. I
Speaker 2: just brought a crazy man on a serious operation where
Speaker 2: cook I forge out what it's called. I'll look I'll
Speaker 2: look it up later. I look it up and I'll
Speaker 2: tweet it.
Speaker 1: This is not short circuit you're describing John Cheetle, h five.
Speaker 2: Johnny five is Don Cheatle, but but it's it's not
Speaker 2: him doing the voice.
Speaker 1: It's like it's literally Don Cheetle stretched to the proportions
Speaker 1: of Johnny five.
Speaker 2: You seen that guy that photoshop ship like that he
Speaker 2: fucking makes like, oh what if this was this? And
Speaker 2: then so we'll like stretch like the rock what if
Speaker 2: the rock was fucking Johnny five? And then he'll stretch
Speaker 2: and put it on Johnny. It's this guy is so funny.
Speaker 2: But if you're getting robbed, dude, best case scenario is, uh,
Speaker 2: have a gun on you, but other than.
Speaker 1: That, don't. The issue is there's nothing on your person
Speaker 1: that is worth being killed over, generally speaking, So like
Speaker 1: I've never been mugged, I've never been robbed, which is
Speaker 1: honestly fucking crazy based on like where I have been
Speaker 1: and my size, Like, I kind of don't understand how
Speaker 1: I've avoided it my entire life. But maybe you look
Speaker 1: broke like whatever that is true, I do leave the
Speaker 1: house looking raggedy as fuck.
Speaker 2: I've been robbed once, robbed game of money to get home,
Speaker 2: and that was that was least nice. I guess he
Speaker 2: left you enough money to get home game of mine,
Speaker 2: to be able to get on the train and get
Speaker 2: back to the Bronx.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I can appreciate that. I appreciate an upstanding guy. I
Speaker 2: just took my wallet and my money and I don't
Speaker 2: know my time, and he's.
Speaker 1: Right my pants.
Speaker 2: She grabs the part of my pants. It's definitely no opening,
Speaker 2: and it's yanks and under what happened?
Speaker 1: Now? He rips through your fly, gives it a quick
Speaker 1: wave and then runs and their blue under sniff so hard,
Speaker 1: white sniffing so hard that the color leaves that item
Speaker 1: is fucking insane.
Speaker 2: Thanks kid, It's like where did the color gon't color go?
Speaker 1: Thanks kid? Thanks?
Speaker 2: I appreciate your kids. Later, Yeah, it was crazy. When
Speaker 2: I got mug. It was because I was about to
Speaker 2: leave the country, so I think it was a farewell.
Speaker 2: It was like, awe, it was like a farewell, like
Speaker 2: I've never been fucked within my hometown. And then literally
Speaker 2: I think it was like a few days before I
Speaker 2: went to Greece. Then this guy was just, hey, do
Speaker 2: you have a lighter? He gave him a lighter.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, sure, buddylo like I deal with them
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: I mean, I grew up in Labre and and then
Speaker 2: he starts mumbling when he asked me like oay, here's
Speaker 2: your phone, and I was like no, now.
Speaker 1: I hate that I use my phone. And I told
Speaker 1: him I died, you know, like, and that's when he
Speaker 1: was like and then he fucking hit me in the
Speaker 1: chin and I was like, yo, did I remember? I
Speaker 1: think somebody tried to pull that shit on me and Burbank.
Speaker 1: Actually I think about it because I was I was
Speaker 1: with I was walking around with with Smoky. I can't
Speaker 1: remember what the reason was, but I was like so tired.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was having such a bad so
Speaker 1: it's just a bad time. And some guy comes up
Speaker 1: just like, yo, can I use your phone? I was
Speaker 1: like I think I can't remember exactly what I said,
Speaker 1: but I said something along the lines of like I
Speaker 1: cannot experience this right now, and I just I turned
Speaker 1: away from him, and then he just walked back. It
Speaker 1: was it was like where the subway plaza? Is that weird?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know where? Yeah. Yeah. At this point,
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, there's no reason for you not to
Speaker 1: have a phone. I'm not like, find a fucking carrier
Speaker 1: pigeon or something if you need to get a message out,
Speaker 1: Like what do you mean, Like what are you relying
Speaker 1: on me for? It's some random stranger on the street.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give you my phone. Are you getting
Speaker 1: no good reason?
Speaker 2: It's not like back in the day if you saw
Speaker 2: somebody with the cell phone, which was rare, you know,
Speaker 2: like when I was a kid, and maybe there's an emergency,
Speaker 2: like all police can use your phone, like there's a emergency, Like.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, they were like rare items. Yeah they were rare. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So like I can understand, like, oh, this might be
Speaker 1: a dire situation.
Speaker 3: This guy is serious because it's not normal to ask
Speaker 3: somebody who's the fucking phone, because the payphones everywhere. So
Speaker 3: now it's like even in twenty sixteen, when the guy
Speaker 3: was like, can I use your phone?
Speaker 1: No? What the fun?
Speaker 2: You should have knocked him out first. I didn't know
Speaker 2: I should have. You should have like, hey, can I
Speaker 2: use it? Like you gave him and you just and
Speaker 2: that I fucking his bank. His I shattered my fucking head.
Speaker 1: It look like four extra hands.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his jaw is like something the bottles off summer
Speaker 2: over here. And then you rob him leave him naked.
Speaker 1: In the street.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like like it's a fucking RPG where you just
Speaker 2: like get the clothes you selected.
Speaker 1: They dragged him to trapping and they wait till a
Speaker 1: car in front of it. It's like promi's body up.
Speaker 1: I wish man hindsight, like, oh darny. I had yogurt
Speaker 1: in my hands too, and they exploded on.
Speaker 2: My chest from from a from a from from getting
Speaker 2: tinting up from getting hit, and then like after fucking
Speaker 2: the whole thing was over, I looked like, fucking come
Speaker 2: over me.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: The crazy thing was when I went upstairs. I ran
Speaker 2: upstairs to get the high ground, because that was basically
Speaker 2: gonna like kill him essentially, like, oh, he's gonna come upstairs,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kick him down and then beat like I was.
Speaker 1: The whole scenario went through my head. But then he
Speaker 1: was smart enough. He was a smart soolo where he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you have the high ground. I'm not I'm not Anakin,
Speaker 1: and so he walked away talking ship in the audacity.
Speaker 2: He started talking ship to me. He like like, I
Speaker 2: like as if I wronged him. Can't believe you put
Speaker 2: a sitiary where you can't be stupid motherfucker.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm like. You hit me crazy.
Speaker 2: I haven't enough fight such a long time man, it's
Speaker 2: crazy geez.
Speaker 1: Besides that, it was probably like high school.
Speaker 2: Maybe last time I was on a physical education was
Speaker 2: outside of the McDonald's and Poughkeepsie.
Speaker 1: That can't be right, No, No, I jump by these
Speaker 1: fucking Florida rednecks. When do you talk I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that.
Speaker 2: You should have like alder that bity their next you
Speaker 2: off and you're like, last fight, they tried to eat me.
Speaker 1: The last fine I was in that wasn't boxing. Yeah
Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, it was high school or like just
Speaker 1: before high school. I think it was like it might
Speaker 1: have been junior high. Was it like over like Jimmy
Speaker 1: Neutron or something. No, some kids I told the story before.
Speaker 1: Some kids was like harassing me the whole year. It
Speaker 1: is like, bothered me on the bus. And then the last,
Speaker 1: the last week of school, I was just like, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna I was gonna hit this guy says like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't have to be here anymore. I
Speaker 1: did all my classes, and so I punched his head
Speaker 1: into the window of the bus. And then he never
Speaker 1: he never bothered me again. Yeah, like and then he
Speaker 1: switched schools the next year. Do you change the time
Speaker 1: life again?
Speaker 2: This hip like say stuff like it was.
Speaker 1: Just so agregious. The thing is, every every morning, every morning,
Speaker 1: you would like sit behind me on the bus and
Speaker 1: you would like do this, you would like you know what,
Speaker 1: you would like against like that set me off against
Speaker 1: the cushion of the chair. And I had the patience
Speaker 1: of a fucking saint. Yeah. I dealt with that for
Speaker 1: like a good like for the entire school year. I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, whatever, crazy you did that.
Speaker 1: Ignore it's crazy because I was like, because I don't
Speaker 1: want to fight if I don't have to, especially at
Speaker 1: that point, because like I it's actually funny in retrospect
Speaker 1: because like I knew how to fight, because I just
Speaker 1: I think I had just moved to that town like
Speaker 1: maybe a year ago, and like the entire like three
Speaker 1: years before then, I was doing, like, Hey, your dad
Speaker 1: telt you how to kill? Yeah, exactly, well I had.
Speaker 1: I was one stripe away from a black belt, and
Speaker 1: then I just did I didn't do it. What what
Speaker 1: what discipline? Kenpo or something? Kempo? Yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 1: That is that when you like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: that one is. Actually it's invented by Kenny Chesney. Okay,
Speaker 1: I am not. I know. I know Ken Poe is
Speaker 1: a real thing. I've heard the name. I just don't
Speaker 1: know what that one is. I'm like, it's just generalized karate.
Speaker 2: I think the thing that you trip people and they
Speaker 2: almost die from, isn't that crazy tripping.
Speaker 1: It's very it is very kick focused. From what I recalled.
Speaker 1: You're thinking of.
Speaker 2: You think that ship is so crazy dangerous, It's it's not,
Speaker 2: actually because it's it's all of these tripping people really violently.
Speaker 3: Well, if something is that someone hits their head, they die.
Speaker 3: But like so it's in a real life scenario that
Speaker 3: ship doesn't like to take judo. Judo works like like
Speaker 3: like a keto doesn't.
Speaker 2: It's not I just think the idea of this silly
Speaker 2: martial arts. So you trip some guy real hard and
Speaker 2: it's the back is it dies, Like fuck, I just
Speaker 2: kicked his legs with a bunch of him. That's the
Speaker 2: only reason why.
Speaker 1: Like, that's why I don't But that's exactly why I
Speaker 1: didn't want to get in. Like I was aware of that.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't, it's not worth it, even
Speaker 1: as a kid. Like maybe, I mean it was totally
Speaker 1: worth it, I said, I think about it as a kid.
Speaker 3: It felt because like especially kids, they don't fall as
Speaker 3: far and they don't fall as hard, so they're not
Speaker 3: gonna die they.
Speaker 1: Hit their head. For me, I was true. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I was thinking about that.
Speaker 2: I was all up for fighting until I saw a
Speaker 2: fight outside of like school parameters, Like I saw my
Speaker 2: first like outside of the area fight that went on
Speaker 2: too long, and I was like, no more of this,
Speaker 2: never gonna do this again because they fought. They feel
Speaker 2: like it was like mcgillicutties. That's crazy real in that place,
Speaker 2: like two people I know got intu fight. I feel
Speaker 2: like that's from the I love, It's from where we live.
Speaker 2: It's like I think it's in Newpules. I think nobody
Speaker 2: pauls other than Mcgillicuddies. I gotta go to McGill Cuddies
Speaker 2: and New Paul's New orbon Pikeepsie, and there are two
Speaker 2: right places. But when they got the piss beating over something,
Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, it was a fight that went on
Speaker 2: too long. It was a fight that like, oh someone
Speaker 2: was down and no one got there. A stomping and
Speaker 2: I saw a guy fucking was tap dance some guy's head.
Speaker 1: He kicked him in ahead and the guy's head just
Speaker 1: went back and he fucking he liked like a dog
Speaker 1: running in his sleep. And I was trying to sup
Speaker 1: like somebody and he broke his own neck. No, what
Speaker 1: fucking idiot anyway.
Speaker 2: Abode of a guy stealing from awesome of a guy
Speaker 2: stealing from a mall. He was like he stole some
Speaker 2: glass was like flowing in the mall. Then he just
Speaker 2: got it got chased, and he jumped off. The second
Speaker 2: he jumped off one flight, but he landed on an
Speaker 2: ice rink, so he broke both his legs.
Speaker 1: And glashes. Ye, man, not even prescription. They don't even
Speaker 1: better his life. I'm really a style give up retard,
Speaker 1: Like damn. I was like, you stupid, You're just cooked,
Speaker 1: and he gave it back. They would just ban you.
Speaker 1: He ran away from stealing glasses like that like John
Speaker 1: Woke's booth. Yeah, ran from killing, like trying to kill Lincoln.
Speaker 1: At least Lincoln, at least he did it. Yeah, who
Speaker 1: is who is JFK Lee Harvey Harvey Harvey Oswald? That's right?
Speaker 1: Apparently the silent cartographer that an is that an amber alert?
Speaker 1: What is this silence? That's that's my WiFi? Okay, so
Speaker 1: it says it does not appear to be connected to
Speaker 1: the internet. Oh I guess I I at auto connected?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe my internet.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, who has my phone? Who has my
Speaker 1: Who has my phone? The silent chotographer in in in
Speaker 1: fairness is a fairly ominous, like there is something like
Speaker 1: what is that? Yeah, it looks nefarious? Who currently has
Speaker 1: my phone that I'm holding? Right, now like somebody I
Speaker 1: finally got access to it and they're gonna do some
Speaker 1: weird ship to who knows, put a bunch of epsteam
Speaker 1: ship on there. They'd be like, Oh, it wasn't Epstein,
Speaker 1: it was it was it was Derek, it was we
Speaker 1: got the wrong guy.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Jeffrey Epstein, was Derek Black. I'm not even
Speaker 2: old enough to be like, what are you talking about.
Speaker 2: I couldn't have been around being on planes and ship
Speaker 2: running a fuck right, yeah whatever, you and your shick,
Speaker 2: fucking gross painting of Bill Clinton address.
Speaker 1: You freak what I don't that's not mine. I didn't
Speaker 1: imagine I having to argue that's not mine. It's big
Speaker 1: painting of Bill Clinton address. It's like sixteen feet tall.
Speaker 1: Or you're being brought in front of the judge. The
Speaker 1: we finally got him. We told you, we got him,
Speaker 1: We told you, oh im. Now let's get this last question.
Speaker 1: This is a this is a wild one, so prepare yourselves,
Speaker 1: Corinth wrote in. Or Corinth Corinth wrote wrote in. He says, hey, Chris,
Speaker 1: Derek and the guy. I send all my fucked memes
Speaker 1: to a bit of a long one, but it's worth it.
Speaker 1: A few weeks ago, I had to dispose of one
Speaker 1: of those sex toys that's literally just a scale down
Speaker 1: woman's lower torso no I impulse bought it online when
Speaker 1: I was eighteen. I'm twenty now midstroke had so horny
Speaker 1: I was shooting coum out of my eyeballs. I used
Speaker 1: it twice and hated it, so I hid it in
Speaker 1: the back of my closet until I was finally bold
Speaker 1: enough to get rid of it, as I couldn't just
Speaker 1: throw it away as I live with family, so my
Speaker 1: friend picked me up no questions asked and drove me
Speaker 1: to the other side of town and behind a strip
Speaker 1: mall so we could throw it in a dumpster. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: the dumpster was locked. All the dumpsters were locked, so
Speaker 1: I ended up dumping it behind a dumpster that was
Speaker 1: facing a road, and thof, we're not well hidden at all,
Speaker 1: as it was the only place that the cameras behind
Speaker 1: the strip mall couldn't see. After getting back to the
Speaker 1: car and driving off, my friend brought up that either
Speaker 1: that thing will remain behind that dumpster festering forever, or
Speaker 1: which pertains to the question, some poor minimum wage worker
Speaker 1: we'd have to pick it up, box it, box and all,
Speaker 1: and get rid of it himself self. Mind you. In
Speaker 1: order to fit it into my backpack to travel with,
Speaker 1: I had to cut the box into four flattened pieces.
Speaker 1: So it's not like they could just put the Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what have you done? Dude? So you have
Speaker 1: to pick up the thing. Then you can't even put
Speaker 1: in the box. See, I'm I'm this is what this is?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: That was that finished? Well, the there's a question afterwards,
Speaker 1: but if we want to address meat of it.
Speaker 2: So I am perplexed how insanely elaborate that is, because
Speaker 2: like I've had, like, say, uh, there was I got
Speaker 2: sent three sex toys by real dollar, not real doll.
Speaker 1: What were they called? That doesn't matter. I forgot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. The flesh Light. What am I saying?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, light, Fleshlight sent me three things.
Speaker 2: I I I.
Speaker 1: Gave two away. I tried one.
Speaker 3: I was like this sucks and and said, now I
Speaker 3: know it's not a fucking half horse or whatever the fuck,
Speaker 3: but still all you do is put it in a
Speaker 3: trash bag, thinking fucking tie it and then put.
Speaker 1: It in the track. Put it in the trash can. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's you do, dude. That's kind of how I feel
Speaker 1: about it too. It's because I've definitely had to dispose
Speaker 1: of things secretly when I was living with family. Just
Speaker 1: I would just put it in a trash bag and
Speaker 1: put it in the trash can in a trash bag,
Speaker 1: and then always for posterity. Yeah, paper towel, paper plate,
Speaker 1: you can put some other stuff into the cove. Make
Speaker 1: sure it can't be transparent or whatever. We're just get
Speaker 1: a black trash bag if you if you really want,
Speaker 1: you can't see through it. Here's the thing at that point,
Speaker 1: if somebody finds it, they're a bigger freak than you.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 1: That's how I thought about It's like, what are you
Speaker 1: doing digging through the trash? Yes, weirdo.
Speaker 2: That's crazier than what I do. Wait, crazier because you're
Speaker 2: just fucking a toy. That's not a big deal.
Speaker 1: Actually now it depends on kind of toy time, but
Speaker 1: it would be it would be wild to just throw
Speaker 1: it away with dough trash bag. Though. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like if we were living together and you saw trash
Speaker 1: a flesh line in our trash can, like in like
Speaker 1: olive were have you ever seen what the fleshlight looks
Speaker 1: outside of the It looks very funny. It looks so weird.
Speaker 1: So just see that. I've had four job jacks, Like
Speaker 1: it's a very weird looking put on the top of
Speaker 1: the trash can in the kitchen, laying on top like
Speaker 1: a twinkie.
Speaker 2: Somebody puts a dollar a whipped cream on ice cream.
Speaker 1: But this was way too elaborate, to the point where
Speaker 1: this person they even thought, where is this? Where is this?
Speaker 1: Where is this the least weirdest place to put this?
Speaker 3: Oh, behind a strip club, because there's probably a bunch
Speaker 3: of weird sex stuff here.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I love the idea that you involved your friend
Speaker 1: in this. Yeah, like why I would never in a
Speaker 1: million years involve my friend in disposing of a sex
Speaker 1: toy unless it was for content. You know what I mean. Listen, No,
Speaker 1: don't don't know you thought you overthought it. I understand you.
Speaker 2: I understand that. Yeah, it's it is embarrassing to have
Speaker 2: I get that. That is one of those if you
Speaker 2: do it as like, oh, I iron you know you're
Speaker 2: being iron?
Speaker 1: Are like I got this. I'm sure play people have
Speaker 1: said that even like oh I got this dildo, this
Speaker 1: funny hot by the sly in the middle of.
Speaker 2: Talking about it.
Speaker 1: I imagine that issue is that, like you cannot own
Speaker 1: something like that because like if you if it's in
Speaker 1: your possession, curiosity will get the better of you at
Speaker 1: some point because otherwise you just have something purpose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna use it. You know why you bought it.
Speaker 1: You know why you bought it.
Speaker 2: I can suppress myself from using things that are worth money,
Speaker 2: but like I have I have like cards that I
Speaker 2: have that dude, oh I liker stuff. Okay, speaking of that,
Speaker 2: I didn't understand first.
Speaker 1: Totally worth money.
Speaker 2: So if I got like a sex toy that was
Speaker 2: like made by Kojima and it's literally Norman Retis.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like it's the Depth randing fucking completely
Speaker 2: him on the beach and for some reason he's like
Speaker 2: doing something and it's Norman Rita's literally but it's a
Speaker 2: fucking fucking sex toy. I wouldn't use out, but this
Speaker 2: was too much money for me to use. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna deface it. I'm so immature that my brain's never
Speaker 2: considered like a male sex doll. But like, of course,
Speaker 2: like no ship. Yeah, so not a homosexual versus like
Speaker 2: it's I was.
Speaker 1: Just thinking, I think Norman rita sex doll, fucking dude,
Speaker 1: and it's his side. It's like I think I remember
Speaker 1: seeing like because I went to U years ago. I
Speaker 1: went to a factor, like a sex toy factor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: with Lacey. She was shooting something there was and I
Speaker 1: was like doing camera before. So what a weird trip.
Speaker 1: Actually I totally forgot about that, but like I remember
Speaker 1: the like the room where they were just all a sample.
Speaker 1: It looks so funny because it's just like just dicks
Speaker 1: and then like there's an ass. It's just like on
Speaker 1: the wall. It's like a rack of asses. That actually
Speaker 1: sounds awesome. It was very funny. It was very difficult
Speaker 1: to sex factory. It was quite difficult to maintain, like
Speaker 1: did you have sex, George, We're gonna fuck. They had
Speaker 1: one of the early early robots though, to talk to you.
Speaker 1: We got to talk to him. That's weird far, that's
Speaker 1: too far upsetting. I need that ship to be like
Speaker 1: perfect before, and you need to be completely indistinguishable. You
Speaker 1: need for me to not even debate whether or not
Speaker 1: you're a real person. I mean, even if you are
Speaker 1: functionally like a machine type ship. Yeah, it's gotta be
Speaker 1: like where I can. I don't think I would, which
Speaker 1: I don't think we'll lift. I just don't need that.
Speaker 1: I just don't need that, you know, I don't need to.
Speaker 1: I don't need I don't need it at all either. Anyway,
Speaker 1: to get to this guy's question, let's go, he says,
Speaker 1: So I asked you this after all that have you
Speaker 1: ever done something that you knew would fuck up someone's
Speaker 1: day but we're gone from the scene of the crime
Speaker 1: before before you could take responsibility.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, Yeah, I done.
Speaker 1: Of course. Do you have an example.
Speaker 2: I've definitely, I've definitely made messes in for Lily to
Speaker 2: clean up after me because she made me mad, like
Speaker 2: petty enough to be like.
Speaker 1: You know what, you're like that I am.
Speaker 2: I am not a petty person, but I've I'm not
Speaker 2: usually a petty person usually, but I've I've fallen too
Speaker 2: being angry sometimes like.
Speaker 1: Ripped her ship because she Oh my god, that is
Speaker 1: the most that is the most way I've ever done
Speaker 1: her where she feel like you're playing. She pulled my things,
Speaker 1: she sucked my shirt and I went up there and
Speaker 1: you're like, that's so crazy.
Speaker 2: She was just like, dude, what the fuck? And I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm sorry, I let my impulsive thoughts.
Speaker 1: To win, Like you have a demon in you that
Speaker 1: needs to be what I mean when I say that
Speaker 1: he's gonna explode one day, because that's just not normal
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 7: It was it was I'm not usually that petty, but
Speaker 7: like I had a moment out of was gonna say
Speaker 7: the wrong thing, and then all of a sudden, he's
Speaker 7: gonna rip half he's guys, don't think i'd be on
Speaker 7: the podcast anymore.
Speaker 1: He says it that like apathetically first, would I even
Speaker 1: understand what he says at first?
Speaker 2: I don't think that's that's not as the same as
Speaker 2: you guys shirt.
Speaker 1: I think that. I think it's crazy that you don't
Speaker 1: think that that's destroyed people's property.
Speaker 2: She also destroyed my shirt, not on purpose. That's true
Speaker 2: play fighting exactly. That's why it's crazy. It's like, you
Speaker 2: know what, I love the shirt too, but you like
Speaker 2: you went out of your way. It's like it's it's
Speaker 2: the whole thing about like say, the intent matters. Look,
Speaker 2: it's like a murder versus man. Slaught's absolutely you didn't
Speaker 2: mean to kill someone versus you went out to go
Speaker 2: kill him.
Speaker 1: Look, it's years for Men's laughter. Man's left you the
Speaker 1: naked gun trailer. I didn't see that. It's not bad.
Speaker 1: I've seen ten years for men's Man's Laughter must have
Speaker 1: been a pretty good joke.
Speaker 2: I saw a thing.
Speaker 1: I might check it out. I'm probably gonna check it,
Speaker 1: if only just because like the novelty of seeing a
Speaker 1: comedy in theater again. Yeah, like that's enough for me
Speaker 1: to be like, you know what, Yeah, I'm not confidence
Speaker 1: it's going to be great. But I told you it
Speaker 1: goes to hunt some blacks. You know, that's how it ends.
Speaker 2: He's like, I think that'd be legendary if he was
Speaker 2: accepted that.
Speaker 1: Like, I think the end of then they get is leamy,
Speaker 1: since face shows up on the screen and then a
Speaker 1: turret shows up in the real movie theater and kills
Speaker 1: every black person. I finally, I finally completed my hunt.
Speaker 2: I finally phoned him. I finally don't I.
Speaker 1: Probably got it even pops up at home. If you
Speaker 1: stream it, A drone flies to your house, I avenged
Speaker 1: my friend. I don't actually even remember what I see
Speaker 1: that accent, that's something like fucking's Irish.
Speaker 2: He is Irish, isn't he? I don't think he's a Scotti.
Speaker 2: So you avenged my thing pretty much.
Speaker 1: But they're just happier, right, venged my friend, befriend You
Speaker 1: venged my friend.
Speaker 2: At all. It's me Rachel, Rachel. That's all they can say.
Speaker 2: One of my friends tried to convince me that Hagens
Speaker 2: was real, and she showed me a creature.
Speaker 1: I saw that you. I love that. That image made
Speaker 1: me laugh so hard when I saw, like, look, this
Speaker 1: is a native haggis and it was just like it
Speaker 1: was like an ai image of like, I guess somebody
Speaker 1: like prompted like, what if Hagis was an animal? What
Speaker 1: would it look like? A porcupine? Fucking weird thing? And
Speaker 1: it looks like a weird goat. And I just remember
Speaker 1: being like, oh my god, so many people are gonna
Speaker 1: look at this and they're gonna think like.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's what I tried to Luckily, I heard of
Speaker 2: Hagis prior and I was just like, isn't has like
Speaker 2: a dish? She was like, Nah, dude, this is real.
Speaker 1: This is the thing. Man.
Speaker 2: You're just you're just absolutely wrong. It's a real thing,
Speaker 2: ain't good?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: So I couldn't imagine something like that. I couldn't imagine
Speaker 2: in seasons meet in Europe. I just couldn't imagine doing it.
Speaker 2: You have to reatart my internet. Oh I can't get
Speaker 2: I can't get the names.
Speaker 3: Oh because okay, gotcha? Alright, alright, we'll we'll swortify with
Speaker 3: our dick's while you're gun.
Speaker 1: Maybe not, I mean I think we should. Maybe not.
Speaker 1: I think we can, like finally compare penis size, talk
Speaker 1: about how bigger peep is. Man, it's time to show
Speaker 1: it's a.
Speaker 2: Rare condition this day. Maybe eating the goods, bootting the
Speaker 2: paper page love and condition is a grand design.
Speaker 1: Is even harder to find. Breaking some spoines.
Speaker 2: Well, there must be some magic juice that control the
Speaker 2: media and all that's Jews on TV controlling everything on
Speaker 2: every screen.
Speaker 1: It's the Jew's is the Jewish? You know they fucking is? Really?
Speaker 2: Did you make a Sideways Faces Stupid Drake album?
Speaker 1: Which one was that? That one sucked me later? Which
Speaker 1: was that?
Speaker 2: Uh no, it's uh never never be the same again,
Speaker 2: never be the same. I love that album. Actually, I
Speaker 2: actually do like old Drake a lot. I'm a big
Speaker 2: fan of I didn't I didn't used to.
Speaker 1: I didn't used to have any problems with them until
Speaker 1: he started, like I think he just something he uh.
Speaker 1: I think just like him, him not being himself got
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 2: I think he got lazy, and then he got really
Speaker 2: lazy in the way that wasn't cool. Drake, I think
Speaker 2: got really.
Speaker 1: Really like I don't even have a problem with this.
Speaker 3: To me, it's just like you know how some people
Speaker 3: they start having identity crisis, like crisis.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I think the problem is that I think Drake was
Speaker 2: making and he's made really good music, and then he's
Speaker 2: made pretty music for a while, and then what happens
Speaker 2: is I think it got to a point it's insane.
Speaker 1: I was registering this is the least funny thing I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. But I'm somehow like it is hysterical to me,
Speaker 1: a fake supposed to be Arnold. Arnold's profile so insane.
Speaker 2: But for me, it's like, I think he made good music,
Speaker 2: but then he started getting accolades from music that he
Speaker 2: didn't deserve anymore, and it's like, oh, you're just you're lazy.
Speaker 2: People started hating him for it.
Speaker 1: His music sucks. But to me, personally, like just personally
Speaker 1: like more because a lot of people can't keep up
Speaker 1: good music all the time.
Speaker 3: I accept that, but there's just I have a problem
Speaker 3: with Drake where his biggest problem right now is that
Speaker 3: it just seems like he he can't accept that he's
Speaker 3: not hood enough or something that he can't accept that
Speaker 3: he's some dumb ass from actor from Canada because I
Speaker 3: don't give a flying fuck. But then he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: fucking Toronto's all hard, and he started doing all this stuff,
Speaker 3: and he started making all these moves, and then he
Speaker 3: started seeing how he was talking, the way he started
Speaker 3: dressing and presenting himself from.
Speaker 1: Like he's just a really fake person.
Speaker 2: He's I get that, Like I just I think that's
Speaker 2: to me, that's like the worst thing you can do
Speaker 2: is just not being your fucking self.
Speaker 1: It's not being authentic like like like fucking like like
Speaker 1: childge Gambino. Like imagine, like imagine if if Childish Gambino
Speaker 1: got like that, if he just didn't accept that, like
Speaker 1: you know, like fucking Donald Glover.
Speaker 2: Is just like I am who I am, and like
Speaker 2: a lot I think I think the idea is that
Speaker 2: like a lot of rappers had to come to that
Speaker 2: terms of like Oh, we're just I'm just not It's whatever, Docuse.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of old rappers were thugs, but
Speaker 2: then it was like, oh, I'm just look even the
Speaker 2: ones that were costplaying like that for from the from
Speaker 2: the beginning, I don't really care if they're cosplaying like that.
Speaker 2: To me, it's more of Drake started off being himself
Speaker 2: like fucking uh, young money. Drake was still a fucking nerd,
Speaker 2: and that was completely fine. And then at a certain
Speaker 2: point he got older and then shit started to get
Speaker 2: to him and he's like, I don't want to be
Speaker 2: this fucking nerdy kid anymore. I don't want to be
Speaker 2: the kid that says the hard R. What I'm trying
Speaker 2: to say, uh, Like, I don't know you ever seen
Speaker 2: that clip of him where he says that's that inward?
Speaker 2: He says the hard R instead of like that's that,
Speaker 2: that's that inward right there, he says that hard Like
Speaker 2: that was Drake.
Speaker 1: Liking uh what was it? Like? Uh, he liked tuna
Speaker 1: and Mayo sandwiches or whatever the fuck like his mom
Speaker 1: he asked his mom for this like specific like that
Speaker 1: who Drake was? Now I'm trying to pretend like he
Speaker 1: didn't grow up in Canada like that. And I think
Speaker 1: that's stupid, that's sad. No, I'm just I'm just like
Speaker 1: realizing the uh. I'm trying to realize the the the
Speaker 1: doodle that we made by accident. This is the least
Speaker 1: beautiful everything in my life.
Speaker 2: I like him.
Speaker 1: I think I'm a big fan of him. I like
Speaker 1: him pretty good. I like him. This is what I
Speaker 1: saw when I looked at it. There you go, look
Speaker 1: at him. We got a sweet all right. Hopefully our
Speaker 1: poll extend, Hopefully the internet works. Oh thank god. That
Speaker 1: would have been really fucking annoying. You you you jo
Speaker 1: watch out yum jigger, you jigger is crazy And he's like,
Speaker 1: what what? Why would you call me that? Do you
Speaker 1: think you? Have you seen that video of like Jamba
Speaker 1: fucking Stitch or the audio of Jama fucking Stitch where
Speaker 1: it's Johna going like make that mess? Who make that mess?
Speaker 1: That's so discussed. And then I saw you like it
Speaker 1: on Instagram. I might have in one of my fucking
Speaker 1: one of my fucking benders, one of my bullshit benders Instagram.
Speaker 1: Real benders are real Instagram.
Speaker 2: My Instagram is so because it was it was women
Speaker 2: too much, and I unfollowed all the girls follow every
Speaker 2: woman and I cleansed my timeline and then it just
Speaker 2: turned into bullshit, like straight up like insane bulls.
Speaker 1: Porn and bullshit. That's all it is.
Speaker 2: There's I saw a video of a dog like getting
Speaker 2: like there's a video of it's like this guy that
Speaker 2: like he's somewhere in the Middle East and you have
Speaker 2: a bunch of like a little while like random puppy.
Speaker 2: It's like all over the place and some guy like
Speaker 2: ran and like like like oh, come here, and they
Speaker 2: can't checked his hand and he grabbed it and he
Speaker 2: started tickling it, and I was like, oh, that's so cute.
Speaker 1: Then the next video is.
Speaker 2: A guy stepping on a manhole that fucking flew off
Speaker 2: and the guy went up in a manhole landed and
Speaker 2: the guy did it some.
Speaker 1: Video, So I was like, what what is it? Something
Speaker 1: a long time ago, some guy doing They were doing
Speaker 1: like the the airbag under the seat prank, but like
Speaker 1: they calibrate they aimed it wrong or something, and so
Speaker 1: like he was sitting in the chair and then his
Speaker 1: legs flew up the opposite way.
Speaker 2: It was just like.
Speaker 1: Just like he couldn't you could not fuck up a
Speaker 1: frank worse man Jesus Christ. Imagine kicking your Imagine kicking
Speaker 1: your own day.
Speaker 2: Imagine kicking yourself. Now, imagine breaking your nose when you
Speaker 2: take yourself.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Then not his pants and killed him. That's
Speaker 1: just crazy to me, man, that still doesn't really make
Speaker 1: sense to me, Like that must have been such a
Speaker 1: vacuum sealed it pants and.
Speaker 2: Just so unfortunate, like perfect, like just like anybody else
Speaker 2: that would have happened.
Speaker 1: Gone, it's crazy, guy's gone. It's crazy the speed at
Speaker 1: which you just have to give up. You know, he
Speaker 1: was just doing his and then like.
Speaker 2: It's a cadaver like that, like, oh that's a that's
Speaker 2: a that's just that's that donating OpenD made a dumb break.
Speaker 2: Now gonna blow air down his pants. I'm gonna make
Speaker 2: make his pants all big.
Speaker 1: Blood flies out of that must be so panic inducing though,
Speaker 1: to do that, Oh, like because you kill kill somebody
Speaker 1: because you just mean to be like like almost like
Speaker 1: a like a little yeah. And then he's dead and
Speaker 1: he's like his insides are exploded. It's the most you
Speaker 1: can that is the most you can harm somebody by
Speaker 1: doing something that is by your intention is like the
Speaker 1: exact opposite, Like casually exploding someone's entire inside is crazy.
Speaker 1: Like I could see you like maybe casually like maybe
Speaker 1: accidentally like pushing someone off like something, or like you know,
Speaker 1: tripping down, tripping somebody down the stairs, any number of
Speaker 1: things that could like be harmless in theory, or like
Speaker 1: you know, you're moving and you accidentally like knock somebody
Speaker 1: off balance and then they land and then they're dead,
Speaker 1: but they're still like you know, maybe they hit their
Speaker 1: head or something. To have somebody's in become liquid as
Speaker 1: a result of like a harmless is truly insane.
Speaker 2: It's so funny because that got the next level stuff.
Speaker 2: Everyone in that situation didn't know what was gonna do.
Speaker 1: Conditions man like for that to happen. Yeah, that's an
Speaker 1: accimum damage minimum rolling one, dude. Roll that's the most
Speaker 1: maximum damage to minimum intent. You know.
Speaker 2: That's like rolling is rolling a critical fail into a
Speaker 2: critical kit. It's like, Okay, I guess this is gonna be. Oh,
Speaker 2: you you murdered him. You mean to punch the enemy
Speaker 2: and cannock sense to them. You killed Drally. Good job,
Speaker 2: you killed the healer, not a healer is dead. You
Speaker 2: can't get red insane.
Speaker 1: I want to follow up on that case. See what's
Speaker 1: going on with it, See what happened to the dude?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, well look it up. I'm curious. In
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Speaker 1: be I was waiting for the Yeah, yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: was waiting for this.
Speaker 2: And understand this set these niggas in motion, so I
Speaker 2: can be gay with you hand in hand. You don't
Speaker 2: you don't like Coofie movie?
Speaker 1: Is that what you were doing? I was trying if
Speaker 1: we if we listen, every single listen, and.
Speaker 2: We'll never have they will be bad. They run and
Speaker 2: me beguys's the res and why the first time?
Speaker 1: And wait, wait, we're making these Muslims die? Is that
Speaker 1: I too? Eyes? The ice answer? The ice answer Israel.
Speaker 2: The way they did that poor guy so sad, the
Speaker 2: whole story about him, how they found out he was gay,
Speaker 2: and they completely ripped every single thing they had from him,
Speaker 2: even though he was like fucking up objectively extremely fucking talented.
Speaker 2: They yeah, it's so futunate. They fucked his button, they
Speaker 2: threw him out in the gutter, they fucked his butt hard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, we'll show you who's gay. They fucked
Speaker 2: him and then they.
Speaker 1: Threw your gay. You think I'm showing they show you.
Speaker 1: And he's like this because I'm gadn't mean I want
Speaker 1: to be raped. And they're like, I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't care. Same thing you're you're saying, tomato, tomato, that's
Speaker 1: gonna be. My name is John Evil, Johan Evil. I
Speaker 1: know my name might alarm you, and it should. Name
Speaker 1: is I am Evil. My name is I am Evil?
Speaker 1: That is crazy. My name is Damian Mick Evilson.
Speaker 2: Three two one.
Speaker 1: I would trust Dan.
Speaker 8: Bongino and catch for tell with my life. They are
Speaker 8: so trustworthy. And turns out Epstein was a good guy.
Speaker 1: Oh God, actually ryme didn't mean to read pretty good.
Speaker 1: Counted you down? Oh you did do it again, but
Speaker 1: this time Mandarin I do in Japanese Mandarin, he said,
Speaker 1: I said, Mandarin like the guy like the Mandarin.
Speaker 2: We're gonna take the step. Yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: Uh, okay, pulling all right, these are the names now,
Speaker 1: Kingston pulling a dog's legs. See, they do stretch. A
Speaker 1: lot of people just grabbed Jojo. A lot of people.
Speaker 1: A lot of people understood what was going on with
Speaker 1: that that conversation, But a lot of people there are
Speaker 1: some people that were like, do they really not know
Speaker 1: animals stretch? Guys, Come on, I can't eve that went
Speaker 1: off that long. Go on for a while. Keep keep up, people,
Speaker 1: keep at least keep up. Don't listen to cash lazy eye.
Speaker 1: It is lazy. I want to slap it back in.
Speaker 1: It would make like a rattling like empty spray cank
Speaker 1: can sound. What have I done you? I've been a
Speaker 1: piece of ship for so long? Is slapping out again?
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, Epstein's great. It turns out we
Speaker 1: were fucking silly. We were dumb for thinking there was
Speaker 1: anything weird about it. In fact, Epstein's completely fine. I
Speaker 1: love Epstein. He's the greatest man alive. It's better than
Speaker 1: FDR's completely fine. Epteene's perfectly fine. We used to call
Speaker 1: him epst R because he was so COOLR. It's crazy
Speaker 1: rowan neck rowing Meek the Dead Spider. I put a
Speaker 1: mortar launcher on the boot of my Fiat punto crazy.
Speaker 1: Every word of that sounds Is that a real fucking car?
Speaker 1: That sounds fake? Yes, I mean I've always hated that
Speaker 1: fucking name, Fiat. I don't give a Fiat. You know
Speaker 1: what they say about Fiat's right? Why they call it
Speaker 1: a Fiat? No, it's an acronym for fix it again.
Speaker 1: And Tony, that's a real dad joke. Is that real? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fix it again? He was like, Oh, I don't even
Speaker 1: know how. That's so crazy. That's people would do that
Speaker 1: on purpose. Yeah, tell those jokes.
Speaker 2: Fix it a good Tony, It's actually actually was a
Speaker 2: super mini car. Okay, okay, Pilot the King of the
Speaker 2: Hill makes hip. But it was like trying to talk
Speaker 2: about Hank's forward.
Speaker 1: So you know what they call it that? Right? Like
Speaker 1: fix it again? Tony is like, that's a fie on you, idiot.
Speaker 1: He was like, f o, Dale, that was pretty good.
Speaker 1: I was gonna I'm thinking I start watching it again
Speaker 1: and get ready for the new one way down now. Basically,
Speaker 1: so yes, use to say Hank. Yesterday I went to
Speaker 1: buy cards and you know. I bought a Star Wars
Speaker 1: card and a little pack. That's cool, a little pack.
Speaker 1: Don't take nothing yet, nothing yet. So I bought a
Speaker 1: little pack. Right, got it, opened it up easy myself
Speaker 1: into an upright WE remote.
Speaker 2: I was gonna throw that away right nice?
Speaker 1: Were you? What were you saying?
Speaker 2: I was gonna throw it away right now. Looked at
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this one has numbers on or whatever.
Speaker 1: So I looked at it. Looked up.
Speaker 2: It's a surrealized car that's worth almost two thousand dollars,
Speaker 2: and I was like, hey, nice, nice.
Speaker 1: They ripped it immediately. Oh yeah, oh cool. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: put it in your ass.
Speaker 2: Ripped it immediately, put it in the top loader, and
Speaker 2: then I put the in ice frozen, then shoved the
Speaker 2: whole thing up my ass and waited till it melted.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool, man, that's pretty anyway. Eating easing myself
Speaker 1: onto an upright we easing myself onto an up upright
Speaker 1: we remote, upright, we remote, upright, we remote. It's kind
Speaker 1: of tricky to say, we will. It was an impulse.
Speaker 1: I fucked him so hard. I made that booty queef. Guys.
Speaker 1: What there's several cases of people getting killed by pressure?
Speaker 1: How many are in India? So I'm just a dude
Speaker 1: to be honest. How many from India?
Speaker 2: Gujarat, India, January twenty eighth, This has happened?
Speaker 1: I mean? Oh no. A man named Prakash Vankar died
Speaker 1: after his cousin inserted a high pressure air compressor and
Speaker 1: to his rectum as a prank. Wait what one? That
Speaker 1: one that happened two months ago?
Speaker 2: A three year old laborer in an indoor reportedly died
Speaker 2: from UH after several co workers pumped compressed air to
Speaker 2: his body.
Speaker 1: What is the wrong with people? Man? Dude? It is
Speaker 1: wild and been Gablu India in March March of last year.
Speaker 1: This is probably ours, twenty four old man after a
Speaker 1: friend director compressed Yeah, this has to be the one
Speaker 1: that we saw, yeah in his anus with the compressed
Speaker 1: hose press. Yeah. Yeah, so that was the one in
Speaker 1: twenty sweight four. And there's another one that happened. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is the United States. We have one and there's
Speaker 1: an OSHA case even even like it says even in
Speaker 1: the US.
Speaker 2: Like that, even the U s ocial report and fatality
Speaker 2: involvement a worker who died when a coworker injected compressed
Speaker 2: air into his rectum during Why are people so many
Speaker 2: people are putting air pressure into people's asses?
Speaker 1: This should be like one of the first things you
Speaker 1: learned not to do.
Speaker 2: It seems in second grade, Like, hey, remember, don't use
Speaker 2: the designated air can for freaking sexual assault?
Speaker 1: Like okay, like you understand how much pressure comes out
Speaker 1: of the thing. No, they don't. That's the thing they
Speaker 1: probably do. They probably only have a vague idea. They
Speaker 1: don't understand what it does to a body, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. They understand what it does in theory.
Speaker 1: They understand does to.
Speaker 2: Really thick rubber when you're fucking blowing up a tire
Speaker 2: or something, or don't get it or whatever many things
Speaker 2: when you need whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why are you surprised? I'm not. I shouldn't be
Speaker 1: at all. Right, You're right. Literally fed this toddler. That's
Speaker 1: so even in the US. That's crazy. Literally fed this
Speaker 1: toddler last week. I'm gonna ask why he keeps happening?
Speaker 1: Why is it still cry? Yeah? Squip his bugs. Klamuel Esquire,
Speaker 1: the third creator clash match Kingston with versus his grandmother
Speaker 1: at her lowest is insane Colin Moriarty swen Hating gay
Speaker 1: Beatles is a sy op to stop King Dad hitting
Speaker 1: things with a rock until they stop moving. What do
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Speaker 1: shrimp Obama. Shrimp Obama. Shrimp Obama be like, let me
Speaker 1: try this rice? So stupid, I'm sorry. Sounds good though, Yeah, actually,
Speaker 1: Loki like that made me understand sounds pretty good. Price.
Speaker 1: I am more of a poor fred Rice person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Trick and Frida, Diaco Coui and Old Tokyo makes
Speaker 1: the best fucking Frida rice I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 1: It makes me so mad telling to bring it over.
Speaker 2: You guys have had pancakes, I think so?
Speaker 1: Actually somehow Adam in San Diego when I went recently,
Speaker 1: and they're so good there. So what is the different?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: What's the makeup of that?
Speaker 2: They're just like they're just fluffy. They're wider, smaller, just
Speaker 2: like really fluffy pancakes, like so flas are Oh.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't have a lot of run ins
Speaker 1: with two fleys to be honest with, so flairs are.
Speaker 2: Kind of like airy fluffy ye, difficult to bake it
Speaker 2: makes so much noise.
Speaker 1: They flying.
Speaker 2: That's an over It's people over exaggerate when I was
Speaker 2: growing up. If you're like possibly like I don't know,
Speaker 2: like cleansing sledgehammers outside of my fuck. But other than that,
Speaker 2: you're you're if you're loud at Fox with it technically yeah,
Speaker 2: probably the highest of the high one through you fucking
Speaker 2: screaming in word at my flying.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's awesome. I love that. Uh, Calin Moriarty,
Speaker 1: I'm going to together president of the Mortar, kill me
Speaker 1: or release me parasite, but do not waste my time
Speaker 1: with cock Colon Moriarty. Two rats in a trench coat,
Speaker 1: Sam Porter bitches sedating and ushering Sweeney to an ophthalmologist
Speaker 1: to fix his vision since he's a napted at everything
Speaker 1: that's not being dumb and gay. Uh, imagine dragons. Imagine dragons.
Speaker 1: Swens sweaty taint on Tofy's eyes. Don't call me TOFI.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Tof is insane. Uh guys, I completely made
Speaker 1: up the mister crabs molting thing. I didn't know Sween
Speaker 1: did that for real. I don't remember. I don't remember
Speaker 1: anything that makes any sense. Oh that looks kind of good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to get somebody's so bad.
Speaker 2: They got blueberry ones where they have a place called
Speaker 2: Moltos t Cafe.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's pretty far away. That's Pasadena probably. Yeah, Pasadena
Speaker 1: has a lot of good like they have like crapes
Speaker 1: and stuff. There's a lot of that that kind of
Speaker 1: stuff over there, es in your old town like this.
Speaker 1: I had a crap for the first time the last year.
Speaker 2: Grapes are good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good.
Speaker 2: I prefer fast always, but.
Speaker 1: A good I'm always. French toast is the goat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't beat French shast really generally speaking, it's so
Speaker 1: good French toast and like Texas toasts are like the
Speaker 1: supreme toasts. Toast is very very good. I have some.
Speaker 1: I have some of my fridge right now. It's fantastics
Speaker 1: unreasonably good. How how a little effort it takes to
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Speaker 1: But what is it to come? After he comes? He's
Speaker 1: like talking, he's gurgling it domination the worms bursting out
Speaker 1: of our r f K Junior's face like Diego in
Speaker 1: Dead Rising three whilst he's on trial. Okay, first of all,
Speaker 1: referencing Dead Rising three is wild. That is pretty wild.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything like because I didn't play three.
Speaker 1: I think I did because it was like one of
Speaker 1: the games on Xbox I played two twos.
Speaker 2: When you play as the other dude, right two is when, yeah,
Speaker 2: you play as like actual movie start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Frank East wer Yeah, I don't remember East
Speaker 1: Wiener East Wiener East. That's so dumb. That is so
Speaker 1: many leaps, like Frank and beans or something, Frank and
Speaker 1: be burger East, Frank right, sausage, sausage. I remember liking
Speaker 1: Dead Rising three, I just don't remember playing much of it.
Speaker 1: That's the when you played a Frank again, right, No,
Speaker 1: you play as like some fucking Mexican. Maybe you play
Speaker 1: its like some mechanic or something. It was actually I
Speaker 1: remember being kind of novel. Yeah, you can make cool stuff,
Speaker 1: it just wasn't. I mean, Dead Rising as a premise
Speaker 1: is pretty flimsy, honestly, Like there's not like, there's not
Speaker 1: really much you could do it. That was never like
Speaker 1: a franchise, really late. It just came out too late. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like way later. And uh, I remember being
Speaker 1: impressed by like the amount of zombies on screen, but
Speaker 1: the frame rate was fucked, so I like I couldn't
Speaker 1: stick with it too long. That would no, it's Xbox One.
Speaker 1: It came out on Xbox One exclusively.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well hindsight whoops. Fondled by a Carney on
Speaker 1: the Ferris Wheel, dark knot shoving his hinstin hashtag free
Speaker 1: and what the fuck is going up with those naked
Speaker 1: naked ass wiping bears? Is it a fetish round eyed Asian?
Speaker 1: I was able to say the N word With Pride
Speaker 1: month being over, Jeffrey Epstein had no client list, according
Speaker 1: to Trump's Justice Department. Boy, I love living in a
Speaker 1: country run by kid kid diddlers. Yeah, it's crazy it
Speaker 1: really is truly wild like that. That is just like
Speaker 1: everyone's laughing at us. Yeah, as they should. You gond
Speaker 1: in Kingston, do you know him? Gay? Yeah, I am
Speaker 1: going to kill Lily. I miss him. I missed you.
Speaker 1: Gan was fun. He was fun because he was like racist.
Speaker 1: It was like racist, but like not in charming, like
Speaker 1: it was like a charming like Yeah, it wasn't insidious evil. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just silly.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was good. It was a good time.
Speaker 2: I was a fun time.
Speaker 1: Twenty seventeen. It's pretty fun. Yeah, twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen,
Speaker 1: not a bad time. Gay actor Michael Douglas. Nice, all right,
Speaker 1: you got that dog in you while I'm in a dog.
Speaker 1: We ain't the same. Blonde, blue eyed German physicist, heavily
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Speaker 1: this is fuck. This fucking car kicks fucking ass, and
Speaker 1: I can't watch fucking madagas Dude, This fucking car kicks
Speaker 1: fucking ass, and I can watch him fucking Madagascar while
Speaker 1: I'm fucking driving. It's the family guy clip, it's the guy.
Speaker 2: Is like.
Speaker 1: Guy like what he's like. Now, I'm gonna merge without
Speaker 1: looking or whatever. At the very end, he goes, yeah, Rumsfeld.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's such a like very specific, such
Speaker 1: an of the era, like nobody knows who the Donald
Speaker 1: Rumsfeld is like that, I remember the name. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: bush shit busher ship. By the way, I'm playing Death
Speaker 1: standing still there's dude. The character models in the game
Speaker 1: are crazy. Yeah, it's sae absolutely insane, genuinely, fuck it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I keep looking at him like that looks like a
Speaker 2: real person with me. There's some ship that happens, and
Speaker 2: I watched the like the game, the story of it.
Speaker 1: Oh great, shut up, but.
Speaker 2: There's some shit that happens. I'm like, you're gonna see it, like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure I believe that crazy ship. Dude, crazy.
Speaker 1: I felt like I dodged. I felt like the matrix there.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say anything about it. I'm respecting because
Speaker 2: that game that that's a that game has a twist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, you're already you're already a game that's exactly
Speaker 1: a base level everything about this kind of sevens exactly.
Speaker 1: That was what's gonna be.
Speaker 2: That's the that would be a twist there's nothing crazy
Speaker 2: about this interesting.
Speaker 1: It's all a dream wakes up. He wakes up in
Speaker 1: regular bedroom, being a pt You look at you look
Speaker 1: at the game cover and it's it doesn't say that
Speaker 1: Strand anymore, says Norman. Norman Readers has a dreamers. Norman
Speaker 1: Reis has a dreamers.
Speaker 2: What's like, how do they do that?
Speaker 1: Crazy? Debates was a I would give it to him.
Speaker 1: All your all your kids make me believe that he's
Speaker 1: more than a person. You know, like you just read
Speaker 1: what the fuck have you done?
Speaker 2: In the press conference and he just floats away after
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh man, that he's gonna talk about
Speaker 2: deaf strownding that whole fucking crazy ass twist and he
Speaker 2: just shows up light and it just floats away.
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Speaker 1: with a hard R like velvet er uh thug Zilla
Speaker 1: two thousand versus medicaid cuts g T a four swing
Speaker 1: set glitch on some Mario Bros. Ship. After the bill passed,
Speaker 1: we had the stark tank support all actions made by
Speaker 1: Iran Glory be to the Ayatola. Oh man, well, I
Speaker 1: love the Ayatola. I love him. I love him, Yes,
Speaker 1: I love him? Yes? Come on? What is going on?
Speaker 2: I can't with Iran Man, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: That whole story, that whole country situation so far.
Speaker 1: Fucked up again? Yeah, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: I love somebody in somebody chewing on my ship? Has
Speaker 1: been fine?
Speaker 3: Surprisingly, I've actually since I've had I've had it for
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Over a year now, and I've maybe you have had, Like,
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Come on? I think there's a
Speaker 1: homeless man chewing on the line. You got fiber? Ocative
Speaker 1: he's I need I need fiber? See him digging through concrete.
Speaker 2: That is the scariest stake, someone leading through concrete like
Speaker 2: a fucking like you would dig through sods of a
Speaker 2: fucking bathtub. Like I'm done, I'm done with this place.
Speaker 2: This guy's chewing concrete like bubble gum. We're fucking cooked.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Sometimes no internet, but it doesn't say that, It's just
Speaker 1: say I'm.
Speaker 2: Wired, Yeah, jackpot?
Speaker 1: What about Uh? That's crazy? What about using the the
Speaker 1: the browser version on your phone? Do you have a sign?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: On my phone anyway? Do you have.
Speaker 2: Do you have service here?
Speaker 1: I don't have I'm O R. You're on S O S.
Speaker 1: What the what network do you have? Is bad? Not
Speaker 1: good for over here is very East Coast centric. We
Speaker 1: need service in the trains, like in the train stations
Speaker 1: in New York, But like, do you have it?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Uh? I can? Can you log in? Let's see, because
Speaker 1: this is just not I'm not I don't want to
Speaker 1: have to start what page? Did you do? You remember
Speaker 1: what you left off on? H not even at all
Speaker 1: at the end of the first that we I clicked
Speaker 1: the second, the second page, and it's not loading. I
Speaker 1: see what happens if I if I try to get
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Speaker 1: IDEF I don't fucking like Israel. That's crazy, Come on,
Speaker 1: what what? Why can't.
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Sometimes I just wanted to auto complete the just the
Speaker 3: website and not an entire fucking link, like, uh, there
Speaker 3: will be in a history and it's like, oh, patreon
Speaker 3: dot com slash like all this other ship and I'm like,
Speaker 3: what about just patreon dot com?
Speaker 1: You know I visited that. Yeah, why can't you just
Speaker 1: have that pop up? Oh? I'm fucking retard. Fuck it
Speaker 1: it was. It was on your Wi Fi, and I
Speaker 1: was like, why is it not work? Okay, God, damn it.
Speaker 1: All right, let me see if I can get in.
Speaker 1: This has never had before.
Speaker 2: Actually it's connected to the to the email, right you
Speaker 2: should I think, I'm okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm signing. Oh no, I'm signed out. Come on, I
Speaker 1: don't remember the fucking password. All right, I guess I'll
Speaker 1: restart it again. Or you know this is good enough.
Speaker 1: Now I'll try and speed on it the next time.
Speaker 1: We got a uh, we'll figure it out. Hold on,
Speaker 1: there's the globe. Oh, the globes there? Damn bum chewing
Speaker 1: or ship. Let's see. Let me try to download. I
Speaker 1: swear I thought I used to have the Patreon.
Speaker 2: Apple problem right directly back to women.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: Actually is.
Speaker 1: Us Israel? Is the braid is You've gotta go both aliens.
Speaker 2: That was not there's not a problem by just being
Speaker 2: located where you want to be.
Speaker 1: All right, are you up and download? Motherfucker? Here we go.
Speaker 1: We're gonna try it. Well, there's probably not gonna be
Speaker 1: any data. That's the same thing. Fuck, Why am I
Speaker 1: signed out? I feel like I shouldn't be signed out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you post stuff?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I guess I think, I guess I do
Speaker 1: it on the PC. But I just feel like I
Speaker 1: don't remember the fucking password.
Speaker 2: Man, off the top of my head, I'd have to
Speaker 2: go into my actually, wait, oh you might have Wait
Speaker 2: are you signed into your uh? Are you signed into
Speaker 2: the snart tank email on your phone? Yeah?
Speaker 1: If you are, you can sign into Patreon. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to see switch accounts.
Speaker 2: Of course I'm not, of course says you're signed out.
Speaker 2: Of course I'm not signed it on my phone. My god,
Speaker 2: oh my god, of course I.
Speaker 1: Can't remember the fucking Oh, let me check. Uh, maybe
Speaker 1: the password was last sent in the thing at some point.
Speaker 1: We're not We're not we got this. I mean, wait,
Speaker 1: we're not. We're not saying the password. I'm just yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking retarded, man, I mean the time you
Speaker 1: I'm worried about, well, I can't even I can't even
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Speaker 1: I think we're back, are we? I mean maybe going
Speaker 1: to try what does that say? Joe Rogan desperate to
Speaker 1: wash Trump Scott any better glasses stitch off of him.
Speaker 1: Titles are yeah, I remember one of them. It straight
Speaker 1: just had like squear words in the title, and I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this guy's just like fucking idiot, can't stop gurgling. Penis
Speaker 1: my hater. That video of him talking about somebody talking
Speaker 1: like I can't remember what it was or who he
Speaker 1: was talking about, but I get I sent it to
Speaker 1: you guys in the I recorded it off my TV
Speaker 1: and sent it in the in our text chat because
Speaker 1: it fucking killed me because it sounded like something that
Speaker 1: we would say. But he was talking. He was talking
Speaker 1: about how like it's like you crushed you you snorted
Speaker 1: a bag of Dick's live on air.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I think I might have found the password. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try it out. Unless your shit's working, it is we
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Speaker 1: Tried Caribbean food, Pringles flavor man, what? I don't know
Speaker 1: what the pringles? There's no pringles Caribbean is there? I
Speaker 1: mean I think you're thinking of bringless, bringless. I wonder
Speaker 1: that guy's a lie. If he's bullshit, that's I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure some bullshit fusion shit is happening elsewhere, whether
Speaker 1: they got like fucking Captain Crunch, fucking Mafungo or some shit.
Speaker 1: I don't know there. The thing to me is like
Speaker 1: the I got sour Patch kids cereal. So now nothing
Speaker 1: is surprising to me. Like maybe there's a fucking maybe.
Speaker 1: I think I remember seeing there's a Caribbean flavored Ones
Speaker 1: spiced chicken. This guy's was, Oh there's a Caribbean flavored pring.
Speaker 1: This guy was the fucking around. Really, I didn't think
Speaker 1: that there would be a spice chicken. Could I find that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want that.
Speaker 2: Never had Like, well, I guess I bet it sucks,
Speaker 2: but like I want it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll stop by Walmart just for a chance if
Speaker 1: they're there. Yeah, because that wouldn't be at seven eleven. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't Australia. Oh what that's even weirder. Maybe an
Speaker 1: a fool. Did they even have caribbeans over there?
Speaker 2: Probably seven probably eight eight.
Speaker 1: And they're all fucking leaving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were there for vacation.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Imagine imagine an Australian accents speaking Spanish.
Speaker 2: They don't, but they don't do that in the they
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Speaker 2: Now, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's the same thing is I feel like her representatives
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Speaker 2: Not not beating the funk out of this woman. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: true or not. I'm just saying, even if it wasn't
Speaker 1: this is all fucking bullshit. I keep looking at comment sections,
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Speaker 2: Have you guys heard of that Irish that Irish fucking white,
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Speaker 2: random bullshit.
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Speaker 1: Can you look it up? I forgot what because I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about Critical Drinker. I think
Speaker 1: it might be him. Oh he's Scottish. Yeah, he's only
Speaker 1: like translated, but he's like kind.
Speaker 3: Of like he has a kind of a voice like this,
Speaker 3: and he's always like his cadence is like this, you know,
Speaker 3: like like he's always doing this.
Speaker 1: I know, I mean, there's like a cadence. I'm the critical.
Speaker 2: Drinker, but like, you're reminded me of that the guy
Speaker 2: that freaked out on the pronouns, oh yeah, yeah, heals,
Speaker 2: he heals versus baby face.
Speaker 1: Look, the guy the fucking brownnowns the critical drinkers Kaydence
Speaker 1: is really upsetting to me. Something about it. It sounds
Speaker 1: fat even think these videos are particularly egregious based on
Speaker 1: a lot of the things that I've seen, Like it's
Speaker 1: it's still bad, but it's like it's not even it's
Speaker 1: not even like I've seen way worse, but still like
Speaker 1: it's like the Cadence bothers me more than anything. I've
Speaker 1: never seen that guy in my life. I've never seen
Speaker 1: that guy. He's a zero.
Speaker 2: Watching his ship is crazy because he says the dumbest
Speaker 2: that he complains about things being written so poorly that
Speaker 2: in the middle of it admits I've never watched a
Speaker 2: single episode of it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, they all did, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Complained about the show before it came out, and they
Speaker 1: said it's gonna be this, it's gonna be that, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, it literally hasn't show. The thing that you
Speaker 1: say anything about the show. The thing that sucks about
Speaker 1: that stuff too, is that like guys. Of course it's
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Speaker 1: that's of course. But that's what's so bothering about is
Speaker 1: that you can't even really prove it well enough because
Speaker 1: like they're not wrong to suggest that, oh, this Cape
Speaker 1: ship slop is going to not be good. Duh, Well
Speaker 1: here's the see, here's the interesting thing. Yeah, I wasn't talking.
Speaker 1: I wasn't talking.
Speaker 2: I turned you off. No, it's like they're The funny
Speaker 2: thing is they are wrong, no, because it's the and
Speaker 2: they also don't know that.
Speaker 1: They focus on the wrong ship. Like there's things that
Speaker 1: we could be like on like, oh, we're on the
Speaker 1: same page on something that is bad. But like, particularly
Speaker 1: when we're talking about that, I use a guy named
Speaker 1: the Birdman as a as a as an example. A
Speaker 1: Birdman he used to just ship on cinema sins. That's
Speaker 1: how his channel blew up. Like he would just be
Speaker 1: like you just shout all over yeah. But he now
Speaker 1: he he takes on the grifters. He's just like fucking
Speaker 1: He's actually this black dude from South Central that's very arrogant,
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Speaker 1: guy he has like money, he goes traveling all the time,
Speaker 1: and he like throws it.
Speaker 2: In their face all the time, and he's very arrogant.
Speaker 2: But I'm also like, well, I mean he is those
Speaker 2: things did he say? But anyway, he go check out
Speaker 2: his content because he takes on the critical drinker all
Speaker 2: the time. He'll burst of fav all those guys, and
Speaker 2: then he always talks because they all just recycle the
Speaker 2: same ship.
Speaker 1: They watch each other's content and say the same it's
Speaker 1: the thing and over again. It's like it's just woke
Speaker 1: wow exactly.
Speaker 2: And then unfortunately he shows the pattern that like they
Speaker 2: specifically focus on content that's to do with women and
Speaker 2: black people, and then if it's something that happens to
Speaker 2: be good that happens to be with a woman or
Speaker 2: or with a person of color, they'll usually put on
Speaker 2: their second channel. I can review it like positively, And
Speaker 2: in the episode, like it's like I'm trying to think of.
Speaker 1: The birdman with an eye. So in the episode ends
Speaker 1: with Cheathawk working. You know, I can't even do the
Speaker 1: cadence right. But it's it's so weird, very unique, and
Speaker 1: he's very but also like he he like wrote a film.
Speaker 1: I guess that's always true. Oh I know who he is, Okay, gotcha? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he does, yes, he's it does really good content.
Speaker 1: But he he made a film, The Critical Drinker or whatever,
Speaker 1: and it fucking has like a four point something in
Speaker 1: ninety B. It's those This is true. This is true generally,
Speaker 1: like if if you're I mean most people who I mean,
Speaker 1: I think about the nostalogic critic all the time when
Speaker 1: it comes to this. He made three movies and they're
Speaker 1: all really not good.
Speaker 2: Crazy, like his movies are like how could you critique
Speaker 2: things and then make something that the thing that's like
Speaker 2: it's like it's like whoa, oh okay.
Speaker 1: Well. The thing about I don't know how to feel
Speaker 1: about Doug the nostalgic critic specifically because like I think
Speaker 1: he's a little on the spectrum for sure, But then
Speaker 1: but then and also like I think he genuinely loves movies,
Speaker 1: and I think he genuinely like when he criticizes something,
Speaker 1: it's more about like the edit. I think he is
Speaker 1: more said, I think his character is more separated from
Speaker 1: him actually probably, and so because every time I've seen
Speaker 1: him talk about like movies as him he's like very
Speaker 1: normal and even keeled, and he's like not a freak.
Speaker 1: So like to me, it's just like, oh, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: It it doesn't make your movies good that you made them,
Speaker 1: But like, I'm not that bothered by the fact that
Speaker 1: you have the goal to make things and then criticize things,
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Speaker 1: so in character that it almost negates the fact that
Speaker 1: it's even legit. It's weird. I don't know, it's like
Speaker 1: this weird thing with him. It's not as agregious as
Speaker 1: he's not grifting also exactly I.
Speaker 2: Said, it's not as he just as these grifters, because
Speaker 2: these drifters are like I know better, this is all shit, Okay,
Speaker 2: now it's your time to step up. And I think
Speaker 2: it's insane, trash and untalented. I think it's very insane
Speaker 2: to critique something that too.
Speaker 1: Like he was like he wrote he had like a
Speaker 1: script that nobody wants. Like all the yeah, Dave Rubins
Speaker 1: a failed comedian, yep, they're all yeah, they're all facing
Speaker 1: stand up. I've seen it, you've seen her. I'll never
Speaker 1: I never, I'll never watch it again. But you should
Speaker 1: watch it again. We should uh, we should have it.
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Speaker 1: and I have actually no doubt, Like I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think you would be a good standing comedian. I
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Speaker 1: material than the one then whatever the fuck he came
Speaker 1: up with on on whatever set that I was watching,
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it depends on because like right now,
Speaker 2: some of the best stand up comedians are just really
Speaker 2: good at crowd work.
Speaker 1: That is true. And I think we I don't know
Speaker 1: about you.
Speaker 2: I think you would be too insulting, but I would
Speaker 2: be mean to people. I'm not like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I I think I laugh at us. If you if
Speaker 2: you worked on some comebacks to have some like stock stuff,
Speaker 2: I think it would be good.
Speaker 1: But I think I think in the in the in
Speaker 1: the you laugh too much of the things that you
Speaker 1: say because I think they're funny, right, but like that's
Speaker 1: not that's that's a bad that's not good. I think
Speaker 1: I think it could work I could work. I think
Speaker 1: like Jalen could not be a stand up comedian. Oh no,
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Speaker 1: watch though, that's the one he would be funny in
Speaker 1: a setting like I I I wish so desperately that
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Speaker 1: to like write a show, because I think he's a
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Speaker 1: see you in various circumstances. But like he couldn't like
Speaker 1: go up and deliver a joke because if he delivers
Speaker 1: a joke, he's gonna laugh at it, and it's gonna
Speaker 1: it's gonna make it seem like it's.
Speaker 2: Gonna laugh at your joke as long as the joke
Speaker 2: is really, really really funny.
Speaker 1: I personally think it's it's really cringe every time a
Speaker 1: comedian laughs at their own material.
Speaker 2: I think, if it's really funny, it's fine.
Speaker 1: But I think if I think even if it's funny,
Speaker 1: because I think it's just like what do you what
Speaker 1: are you doing? You know, like it just comes I
Speaker 1: I notice it where I'm just like.
Speaker 2: Because I think I think that's the point of it.
Speaker 1: It looks at it's almost like when the laugh track
Speaker 1: starts in a sitcom where it's like, oh, now now
Speaker 1: you laugh because I'm laughing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It kind of feels like you're telling some people this
Speaker 1: is the funny.
Speaker 2: It's just the timing because like I usually seem like
Speaker 2: say Dave Chappelle, for example, I see him like he
Speaker 2: laughs a lot of his jokes, but it's usually after
Speaker 2: everybody else's laughed, right, It's like he tells the joke,
Speaker 2: everyone's laughing, and he.
Speaker 1: Uses it like they take away into the next thing
Speaker 1: that he's gonna say. But it's also just it's a
Speaker 1: human emotion.
Speaker 2: Like I've seen Kevin, I've watched funny.
Speaker 1: I'll watch many things over and over and I'll still
Speaker 1: laugh at it. I think Vin Heart's funny at all.
Speaker 2: Actually, I think I think I think for you to
Speaker 2: say that, I mean, okay that you may not think
Speaker 2: he's funny. That's fine.
Speaker 1: It's funny as a stand up. I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't care for it, but he's funny. He may not
Speaker 1: be the funniest I think he can be a funny
Speaker 1: presence on a screen rolling forty old vision. I don't
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Speaker 1: be funny with written material made for him, But like,
Speaker 1: I don't think every stand up I don't know. I've
Speaker 1: never seen a joke from him that I thought was like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's like an all timer, like not once. I can't think.
Speaker 1: I actually can't think of a single. There's there's a
Speaker 1: joke Kevin har He.
Speaker 2: Told it his first, his first stand up, about how
Speaker 2: he was at a zoo and like he had a
Speaker 2: fear that an animal would get out, and he thought,
Speaker 2: like what would I do if animal got out and
Speaker 2: was chasing music? I would just throw my kid behind
Speaker 2: me and let it take my kid and then just
Speaker 2: deal with the consequences afterwards, or the time when he
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Speaker 1: It just has something you would say, yeah, so, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I would just have to I would. I would have
Speaker 1: to give it an earnest watch. But like from what
Speaker 1: I've seen it. I haven't. Actually, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I've seen his stand up. I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: actually seen it, so I can't judge it per se. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just know that, Like I don't think I don't
Speaker 1: think he's a funny actor. I don't think he's a
Speaker 1: comedic actor. I think it's the other way. I think. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think that I don't. I'll put it this way.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of the movies he chooses are
Speaker 1: bad movies. But I think if given the right material,
Speaker 1: like he's funny in the forty year Old Virgin I think.
Speaker 1: I think I remember him being funny and fucking one
Speaker 1: of the scary movies. Yeah, and Scary Movie three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Scary Movie three and four and four because they basically
Speaker 1: do the same thing. And Anthony Anderson. Yeah, So I
Speaker 1: think he can be funny with the right material. I
Speaker 1: just I just don't find his material funny. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would have to see you like I would even because
Speaker 1: I remember he even did a He's just I even
Speaker 1: enjoy him in small bits where because he he was
Speaker 1: in he grew up in the scene with like say,
Speaker 1: he was a he even roomed with Patizio Neil for
Speaker 1: a while. Yeah, and like so they all were in
Speaker 1: grew up in the same thing. So I think a
Speaker 1: lot of his comedy, chops and busting balls, is pretty good.
Speaker 1: He used to have a podcast called like Cold as Balls.
Speaker 1: Basically he was like stealing hot ones, like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: do something uncomfortable while we're having a podcast.
Speaker 2: It was just they were doing ice baths and so
Speaker 2: he would usually have on like a athletes and shit
Speaker 2: like that, and I enjoyed the he I think he's
Speaker 2: very charismatic. I think I don't care to see him,
Speaker 2: like I don't want to I want to go see
Speaker 2: Kevin Hard stand up. I don't care about that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I do think he is funny and I think
Speaker 2: he's a good host, good comedian. I get while he's popular.
Speaker 2: I just I would never go out of my way,
Speaker 2: But there are many people I wouldn't go see Snewd
Speaker 2: to stand up.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I would.
Speaker 1: I would go. I wouldn't go out of my way
Speaker 1: to see most people do stand.
Speaker 2: Up, right, I would no one alive.
Speaker 1: I would go to open I would go to more
Speaker 1: open mics than I would set stand up shows. If
Speaker 1: that makes sense, Yeah, it does to me. Open mics
Speaker 1: to me are like it's an experienced cream of the
Speaker 1: crop type.
Speaker 2: Shit, because sometimes that's raw comedy.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but sometimes you get really sometimes you get gold,
Speaker 1: and then sometimes it's just a room full of depressed
Speaker 1: people fenting and it's like it makes it way funnier.
Speaker 1: Have you have you ever gone to an open mic? Few?
Speaker 1: Have you been the ones that flappers?
Speaker 2: I went to one of my flappers and it was
Speaker 2: so funny because it was it was this depressed there's
Speaker 2: this black girls dating Armenian guy, and it was so
Speaker 2: funny because she was just like, they're really racist to
Speaker 2: me and I hate this so much, but I love
Speaker 2: my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Should I leave him? And I was laughing, we should go.
Speaker 2: I was laughing so hard. We should find it was
Speaker 2: like she's venting, which is in the show. This is
Speaker 2: is a therapy session.
Speaker 1: We should find to day. We should find the day
Speaker 1: to go to one of those open mics and just
Speaker 1: watch it because it is it is mega fun I
Speaker 1: would do one. I would do it. He would do one.
Speaker 2: I would love to.
Speaker 1: See that nothing You're gay, That's what I would do that.
Speaker 1: I would talk.
Speaker 2: I would be like, it's good guys going on, So
Speaker 2: shoot the funk up. Somebody killed this thick right now,
Speaker 2: somebody with a gun. I know somebody has a gun
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 1: I know where we're know someone here to that guy
Speaker 1: and get laughs out of people for the guys getting
Speaker 1: thrown with a gun. He'd be like, anyway, what anyway? Sorry,
Speaker 1: miss Jackson, badly brave? Who's new York? Who's the New York?
Speaker 1: Nick Penis from a theory needs help? What lawering is?
Speaker 1: Having Halo three, melpous one and Rowndinge on our list
Speaker 1: as always is the king of haphazard automate. I think
Speaker 1: weapon he should have dumb shit apologize right now. I
Speaker 1: will have to kill you.
Speaker 2: Kill. It's like fucking the Simpsons with radio Wolf Castle
Speaker 2: through his stand up and he fucking throws the grenade
Speaker 2: and shoots a machine gun.
Speaker 1: The crazy thing is people are still there after he
Speaker 1: shoots the machine gun.
Speaker 2: He tells another joke and they still helkle home and
Speaker 2: then he throws her grenade. It's stupid. I think. I
Speaker 2: think open mics are magical experience. I went to one
Speaker 2: in fish Go where he lived, and there's a stand
Speaker 2: up comedy. It was when I lived over around there,
Speaker 2: so we went.
Speaker 1: To where was the stand up comedy place?
Speaker 2: I think it was on the other side of the water.
Speaker 1: I know there was a hotel around us that was
Speaker 1: like a big comedy scene like that one of the
Speaker 1: actually like gone ironically like one of the literally one
Speaker 1: of the holiday inns or something like going by my
Speaker 1: house maybe like it was by yeah, kind of. It
Speaker 1: was like next to the Walmart or not not next
Speaker 1: to the Walmart, but like across like that. A lot
Speaker 1: of people did stand up in that lobby. That is
Speaker 1: crazy to think of, like because I heard like Jimmy
Speaker 1: Kimmel to tell a story of and Jimmy Fallon and
Speaker 1: like I've heard it mentioned on enough comedy podcast where
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's weird that that's because that's such a
Speaker 1: completely inconspicuous but like you would have never even all
Speaker 1: this plaza and is fucking stupid it was. It was
Speaker 1: something like that, like a ramata I would love I would.
Speaker 2: Love that's one. That's one right there, But I would
Speaker 2: love to go to I'd love to do a comedy.
Speaker 2: I'd love to go to one and see like someone
Speaker 2: really bombing and give them the most genuine like applause,
Speaker 2: So that thin, I think, because I think for really
Speaker 2: going up there and bombing and front and like making
Speaker 2: it through, I think is the most like respectable thing ever.
Speaker 1: It is really traumatizing. It's like, oh, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: up there and I'm gonna it's a very very It's
Speaker 1: the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1: I think part of bombing is allowing yourself to bomb. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like also like that is a wild feeling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it is unlike anything. There's no one laugh at
Speaker 1: your jokes the whole time. Well, I think I had
Speaker 1: no Like the three times that I did at one
Speaker 1: was like what I would can consider more of a bomb.
Speaker 1: And it's just like because it's just silent. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It was a Tuesday, but like whatever, no one there,
Speaker 1: no one there. I know, I know, but I think
Speaker 1: I didn't think about it that deeply. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know people here, like clearly they're gonna want this.
Speaker 1: But then like you think about like, yeah, if you're
Speaker 1: out on a Tuesday night at a stand up comedy club,
Speaker 1: you're probably not having a great time because that's I'm
Speaker 1: not that willing.
Speaker 2: I think the funniest part is bating people, like just
Speaker 2: saying like fucking like I would just go up there
Speaker 2: and say racist ship like this, just be like really
Speaker 2: like fucking right wing asshole and then just engage with
Speaker 2: people this is why I want to see.
Speaker 1: And then I would be like, I didn't many of that.
Speaker 1: I want to see.
Speaker 2: This is mad funny though.
Speaker 1: Yeah we should. We should go to one and you
Speaker 1: should just go up and it will we'll record you.
Speaker 1: Wrappers would be interesting because like it's there's just you know,
Speaker 1: there's kind of a respectable place, the place over here,
Speaker 1: something in the industry. It's it's not a demographic like say,
Speaker 1: if you were to go further south where it was
Speaker 1: just a bunch of drunk, poor people that would just
Speaker 1: kind of laugh at anything. I want to do that
Speaker 1: it here, it would be much more like people willing
Speaker 1: to scrutinize you. Yeah, I think that would. They would
Speaker 1: hand you like a scantron of all the things you
Speaker 1: did wrong. I do that.
Speaker 2: I love to go up there. I love to go
Speaker 2: up there and fucking put on fucking trump face. Just
Speaker 2: go on there and it's be a complete piece of
Speaker 2: ship and see how people I can aggrevate because for me,
Speaker 2: my biggest my biggest joy is aggravating people. Knowing that
Speaker 2: people are mad. Knowing that people are mad over stupid
Speaker 2: shit about me is so funny, like like griefing people.
Speaker 2: I try to do it in a games anymore. I
Speaker 2: got to it got to like necessary for me to
Speaker 2: have a decent day. But like seeing someone get mad
Speaker 2: over stupid ship is fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Dude, it is.
Speaker 2: You're not a good person. I don't know, maybe not.
Speaker 2: I try to be a good person. I think I'm
Speaker 2: a bad person with good traits. There you go, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess some people are ship people.
Speaker 1: With ship traits.
Speaker 2: Some people are bad people with you know, I'm pretty
Speaker 2: decent traits. I'm that like Epstein. You said that, not me,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what our government says. I still don't agree,
Speaker 1: but like and behind our government wholehearted. We did a
Speaker 1: couple of bad things, but I think it's a good person.
Speaker 1: I think it's a lot of good stuff, good qualities
Speaker 1: to them. The government never the government never lied, never
Speaker 1: lied to us once never. This administration is perfect. It's
Speaker 1: it's actually now that you said that, You're so right.
Speaker 1: Everybody makes mistakes, all right, let's get up. I gotta
Speaker 1: here byes.