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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 4>And then.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the sound of me popping off one hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 3>bills for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine oh five is the first chance of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's begin in Big pine Key down in the Florida Keys,

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<v Speaker 2>Monroe County, yep A. A woman visiting the Florida Keys

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<v Speaker 2>from out of state. Uh she and her husband. This

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<v Speaker 2>would be a Kimberly Robbins and Charles Lambert from Elizabeth City,

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<v Speaker 2>North Carolina. We're in Big pine Key Monday morning to

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<v Speaker 2>uh well, looking to a possible job opportunity there. They

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<v Speaker 2>both ended up in jail after downing half a bottle

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<v Speaker 2>of liquor in five minutes, crashing into a combination bar

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<v Speaker 2>liquor store, then fighting with sheriff's deputies.

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<v Speaker 3>Where does the job come into play.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not quite sure if they were looking at possible

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<v Speaker 2>employment at Coconuts bar and liquor store on the Overseas

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<v Speaker 2>Highway in a big pine, but this all went down

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<v Speaker 2>shortly after seven o'clock in the morning on Monday. They

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<v Speaker 2>went into the liquor store Florida Keys, opened just after

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<v Speaker 2>seven no problem, bought a bottle of Crown Royal, drank

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<v Speaker 2>approximately half the bottle in about five minutes. Then they

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<v Speaker 2>got in an argument over her drinking and at some

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<v Speaker 2>point they said blows were exchanged. They got in their

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<v Speaker 2>pickup truck, she got in a pickup truck to get away,

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<v Speaker 2>and then drove the truck into the side of the building,

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<v Speaker 2>causing damage around seven thirty on Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't sound like the of people that should be

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<v Speaker 3>working at a liquor.

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<v Speaker 4>Store, you know. I just see it's a bad it's

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<v Speaker 4>kind of a bad combination.

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking at the mug shots hers, she's already

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<v Speaker 2>got the patig keys creature. Look down the worn weathered,

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<v Speaker 2>uh you know, leather skin. Yeah, may I see her

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<v Speaker 2>her mugshot, I got his and hers. Wow, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she's uh.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they fought with cops after she smashed into

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<v Speaker 3>the side of the building.

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<v Speaker 2>Police arrive after they were called, hey, you know, we

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<v Speaker 2>got some drunk just crashed in the side of the

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<v Speaker 2>building and they show up in a tip she spit

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<v Speaker 2>on them. So currently enjoying an extended stay in the Keys.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>That Crown I used to like Crown and that uh,

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<v Speaker 3>that stuff could be. I mean it's I'm sure it's great.

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<v Speaker 3>It just doesn't that's I don't drink liquor, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>part of part of the reason why is Crown roll.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, eh, no, that's deffel. You see what it

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<v Speaker 4>did to her.

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<v Speaker 2>You can uh swap out that exact story for me.

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<v Speaker 2>When it comes to tequila, yeah, college years have not

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<v Speaker 2>touched it since I haven't touched it, Yes you have,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh ye, you're right, you're right, you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>When we went to Quervonation, not shots though, No shots, nope.

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<v Speaker 4>Always what did you drink it with?

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<v Speaker 1>It was?

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<v Speaker 4>It was mixed and yeah, yeah, I kind of swore

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<v Speaker 4>that off flow to man Floa to man floating man.

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<v Speaker 4>Got to be a flooring man. He's got to be

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<v Speaker 4>a flying man.

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<v Speaker 2>The fifty nine year old doctor sold his Florida medical

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<v Speaker 2>practice back in twenty twenty two to a fellow doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>In recent months, uh doctor Giovanni Bola apparently became upset

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<v Speaker 2>over the business and the doctor who purchased it, the

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<v Speaker 2>much younger, thirty two year old doctor Dylan Denesh, who

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<v Speaker 2>runs affiliated healthcare clinics out of doctor Bulla's former office

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<v Speaker 2>in Saint Petersburg, confirming another Saint Pete Clearwater, Florida man

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<v Speaker 2>origin for this story. Investigators alleged that Bulla went to

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<v Speaker 2>Danesh's office at the end of July and soaked the

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<v Speaker 2>front doors in quote gallons of fluid which had the

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<v Speaker 2>odor of urine. Now earlier this month, he allegedly returned

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<v Speaker 2>to the property again and unleashed another It's being described

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<v Speaker 2>as a cascade of the rank smelling liquid. Where does

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<v Speaker 2>one come up with gallons of urine other than collecting

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<v Speaker 2>your own? You're probably collecting and we've seen that before.

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<v Speaker 2>We had was that a lady or a guy that

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<v Speaker 2>was doing it last time? Remember they had buckets. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they've got on both occasions. Uh, they got this guy

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<v Speaker 2>and his vehicle recorded on surveillance cameras approaching the business

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<v Speaker 2>and tossing the liquid on the front wooden doors. Those

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<v Speaker 2>have been damaged to the tune of fifteen. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess he's just upset that he sold his practice and

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<v Speaker 2>maybe he has regrets about it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I know where he's getting the iron. It's the

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<v Speaker 3>new guy's flourishing. I know where he's getting the urn. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>just go pee in this little cup and set it

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<v Speaker 3>right through the uh through the metal window.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>After you know, he's like, yeah, we're gonna need to

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<v Speaker 3>do We're gonna need to do some test on your uh.

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<v Speaker 4>And then just just add him up. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You know he could uh pinch those you've seen outside

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<v Speaker 2>doctor's offices. Sometimes there's metal after hours boxes when the

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<v Speaker 2>pea truck comes by, pick everything up, take it over

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<v Speaker 2>to the lab.

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<v Speaker 4>So did you sold him the business?

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<v Speaker 2>Move on, exactly, Get over it, man. Couple of museum

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<v Speaker 2>related stories here, because I know Taco loves art so much.

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<v Speaker 2>A four year old kid accidentally broke a thirty five

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<v Speaker 2>hundred year old jug at a museum in Israel, and

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<v Speaker 2>the museum is actually being cool about it. His parents

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<v Speaker 2>aren't going to have to pay he I guess this

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<v Speaker 2>guy took his kid to a museum known for its

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<v Speaker 2>collection of rare ancient artifacts, and his four year old

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<v Speaker 2>son broke a jug that was over thirty five hundred

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<v Speaker 2>years old. It was made during the Bronze Age between

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen hundred and twenty two hundred BC, and somehow it

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<v Speaker 2>survived all those years until this single four year old

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<v Speaker 2>got ahold of it, who was over asleep. Currie curious

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<v Speaker 2>and picked the thing up because he wanted to see

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<v Speaker 2>if there's anything in or under it. It was on

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<v Speaker 2>a stand near the entrance and wasn't behind any kind

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<v Speaker 2>of protective glass.

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<v Speaker 3>That's kind of on them, but it's also on when

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<v Speaker 3>you started. I think you said thirty five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know you said thirty five hundred years.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're a fool not keeping that thing in case.

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<v Speaker 2>The curators of the museum say they think there's a

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<v Speaker 2>special charm to being able to get up close to

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<v Speaker 2>their artifacts without obstructions. Yeah, how's that for charm? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>The museum says, uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Are they gonna glue it? They did when we were kids.

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<v Speaker 4>They did.

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<v Speaker 2>They said that they're going to restore the jug by

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<v Speaker 2>gluing it back together and should have it done by

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend. Gorilla glue man. But is it still that

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<v Speaker 2>worth the saying?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Also said they're not changing their policy and plan to

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<v Speaker 2>keep allowing people to get up close and personal with

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<v Speaker 2>the exhibits.

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<v Speaker 3>Just hanging you know, they're gonna hang us on. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>but keep your kids at bay. If you have a

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<v Speaker 3>four year old, don't just let them roam up to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you know that a couple of wise asses are

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<v Speaker 2>gonna hear about this story and go, hey, let's go

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<v Speaker 2>in there and just pretend that we accidentally, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>give it a hip check.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, why bad? Mona leuse putting a hole in her mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, thank you, Mona.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, she's smiling. Meanwhile, the museum in France is welcoming

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<v Speaker 2>nude visitors because it's art. There you go, I'm told

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<v Speaker 2>you my definition of art.

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<v Speaker 4>Stupid. You do have you.

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<v Speaker 2>Do have to wear shoes, you can be completely nude otherwise.

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<v Speaker 2>The Marseille Museum of European and Mediterranean Civilizations is letting

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<v Speaker 2>visitors to its new naturist Paradise's exhibition experienced the six

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<v Speaker 2>hundred pieces on display in the nude one evening a month,

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<v Speaker 2>so long as they have shoes on, just to avoid

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<v Speaker 2>kidding splinters.

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<v Speaker 3>He is asking for this is like this is like

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<v Speaker 3>a welcome Matt, you know, for all the pervs. The

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<v Speaker 3>mono last is definitely if that, if that's not behind

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<v Speaker 3>glass at this museum.

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<v Speaker 2>There's the uh more on this story on Lynch and

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<v Speaker 2>Taco blog a w j r dot com. I'll throw

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<v Speaker 2>the link on Facebook. Well, walking around it's bad enough

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<v Speaker 2>if you're let's just say you're in. Some of you

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<v Speaker 2>guys and ladies may have gone through this. You're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to impress him or her. They are into going to

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<v Speaker 2>visit art museums and yeah, I'll go. And then you

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<v Speaker 2>got to pretend like you know what you're looking. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I love the I love the angles on this protrusion.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're getting dragged into the naked exhibits. What was

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<v Speaker 2>that about art again, Taco?

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<v Speaker 4>I won't say my daughter is an art.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, lynchintago on demand, Lady, I art

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<v Speaker 4>Wait you at your Home's eight