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Speaker 2: Let's begin in Big pine Key down in the Florida Keys,
Speaker 2: Monroe County, yep A. A woman visiting the Florida Keys
Speaker 2: from out of state. Uh she and her husband. This
Speaker 2: would be a Kimberly Robbins and Charles Lambert from Elizabeth City,
Speaker 2: North Carolina. We're in Big pine Key Monday morning to
Speaker 2: uh well, looking to a possible job opportunity there. They
Speaker 2: both ended up in jail after downing half a bottle
Speaker 2: of liquor in five minutes, crashing into a combination bar
Speaker 2: liquor store, then fighting with sheriff's deputies.
Speaker 3: Where does the job come into play.
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure if they were looking at possible
Speaker 2: employment at Coconuts bar and liquor store on the Overseas
Speaker 2: Highway in a big pine, but this all went down
Speaker 2: shortly after seven o'clock in the morning on Monday. They
Speaker 2: went into the liquor store Florida Keys, opened just after
Speaker 2: seven no problem, bought a bottle of Crown Royal, drank
Speaker 2: approximately half the bottle in about five minutes. Then they
Speaker 2: got in an argument over her drinking and at some
Speaker 2: point they said blows were exchanged. They got in their
Speaker 2: pickup truck, she got in a pickup truck to get away,
Speaker 2: and then drove the truck into the side of the building,
Speaker 2: causing damage around seven thirty on Monday morning.
Speaker 3: They don't sound like the of people that should be
Speaker 3: working at a liquor.
Speaker 4: Store, you know. I just see it's a bad it's
Speaker 4: kind of a bad combination.
Speaker 2: I was looking at the mug shots hers, she's already
Speaker 2: got the patig keys creature. Look down the worn weathered,
Speaker 2: uh you know, leather skin. Yeah, may I see her
Speaker 2: her mugshot, I got his and hers. Wow, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's uh.
Speaker 3: And then they fought with cops after she smashed into
Speaker 3: the side of the building.
Speaker 2: Police arrive after they were called, hey, you know, we
Speaker 2: got some drunk just crashed in the side of the
Speaker 2: building and they show up in a tip she spit
Speaker 2: on them. So currently enjoying an extended stay in the Keys.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 3: That Crown I used to like Crown and that uh,
Speaker 3: that stuff could be. I mean it's I'm sure it's great.
Speaker 3: It just doesn't that's I don't drink liquor, and that's
Speaker 3: part of part of the reason why is Crown roll.
Speaker 4: I'm like, eh, no, that's deffel. You see what it
Speaker 4: did to her.
Speaker 2: You can uh swap out that exact story for me.
Speaker 2: When it comes to tequila, yeah, college years have not
Speaker 2: touched it since I haven't touched it, Yes you have,
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Oh ye, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 3: When we went to Quervonation, not shots though, No shots, nope.
Speaker 4: Always what did you drink it with?
Speaker 1: It was?
Speaker 4: It was mixed and yeah, yeah, I kind of swore
Speaker 4: that off flow to man Floa to man floating man.
Speaker 4: Got to be a flooring man. He's got to be
Speaker 4: a flying man.
Speaker 2: The fifty nine year old doctor sold his Florida medical
Speaker 2: practice back in twenty twenty two to a fellow doctor.
Speaker 2: In recent months, uh doctor Giovanni Bola apparently became upset
Speaker 2: over the business and the doctor who purchased it, the
Speaker 2: much younger, thirty two year old doctor Dylan Denesh, who
Speaker 2: runs affiliated healthcare clinics out of doctor Bulla's former office
Speaker 2: in Saint Petersburg, confirming another Saint Pete Clearwater, Florida man
Speaker 2: origin for this story. Investigators alleged that Bulla went to
Speaker 2: Danesh's office at the end of July and soaked the
Speaker 2: front doors in quote gallons of fluid which had the
Speaker 2: odor of urine. Now earlier this month, he allegedly returned
Speaker 2: to the property again and unleashed another It's being described
Speaker 2: as a cascade of the rank smelling liquid. Where does
Speaker 2: one come up with gallons of urine other than collecting
Speaker 2: your own? You're probably collecting and we've seen that before.
Speaker 2: We had was that a lady or a guy that
Speaker 2: was doing it last time? Remember they had buckets. Well,
Speaker 2: they've got on both occasions. Uh, they got this guy
Speaker 2: and his vehicle recorded on surveillance cameras approaching the business
Speaker 2: and tossing the liquid on the front wooden doors. Those
Speaker 2: have been damaged to the tune of fifteen. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: guess he's just upset that he sold his practice and
Speaker 2: maybe he has regrets about it.
Speaker 3: And I know where he's getting the iron. It's the
Speaker 3: new guy's flourishing. I know where he's getting the urn. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just go pee in this little cup and set it
Speaker 3: right through the uh through the metal window.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: After you know, he's like, yeah, we're gonna need to
Speaker 3: do We're gonna need to do some test on your uh.
Speaker 4: And then just just add him up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know he could uh pinch those you've seen outside
Speaker 2: doctor's offices. Sometimes there's metal after hours boxes when the
Speaker 2: pea truck comes by, pick everything up, take it over
Speaker 2: to the lab.
Speaker 4: So did you sold him the business?
Speaker 2: Move on, exactly, Get over it, man. Couple of museum
Speaker 2: related stories here, because I know Taco loves art so much.
Speaker 2: A four year old kid accidentally broke a thirty five
Speaker 2: hundred year old jug at a museum in Israel, and
Speaker 2: the museum is actually being cool about it. His parents
Speaker 2: aren't going to have to pay he I guess this
Speaker 2: guy took his kid to a museum known for its
Speaker 2: collection of rare ancient artifacts, and his four year old
Speaker 2: son broke a jug that was over thirty five hundred
Speaker 2: years old. It was made during the Bronze Age between
Speaker 2: fifteen hundred and twenty two hundred BC, and somehow it
Speaker 2: survived all those years until this single four year old
Speaker 2: got ahold of it, who was over asleep. Currie curious
Speaker 2: and picked the thing up because he wanted to see
Speaker 2: if there's anything in or under it. It was on
Speaker 2: a stand near the entrance and wasn't behind any kind
Speaker 2: of protective glass.
Speaker 3: That's kind of on them, but it's also on when
Speaker 3: you started. I think you said thirty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you said thirty five hundred years.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a fool not keeping that thing in case.
Speaker 2: The curators of the museum say they think there's a
Speaker 2: special charm to being able to get up close to
Speaker 2: their artifacts without obstructions. Yeah, how's that for charm? Yeah?
Speaker 2: The museum says, uh.
Speaker 4: Are they gonna glue it? They did when we were kids.
Speaker 4: They did.
Speaker 2: They said that they're going to restore the jug by
Speaker 2: gluing it back together and should have it done by
Speaker 2: this weekend. Gorilla glue man. But is it still that
Speaker 2: worth the saying?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: Also said they're not changing their policy and plan to
Speaker 2: keep allowing people to get up close and personal with
Speaker 2: the exhibits.
Speaker 3: Just hanging you know, they're gonna hang us on. Okay,
Speaker 3: but keep your kids at bay. If you have a
Speaker 3: four year old, don't just let them roam up to it.
Speaker 2: Or you know that a couple of wise asses are
Speaker 2: gonna hear about this story and go, hey, let's go
Speaker 2: in there and just pretend that we accidentally, you know,
Speaker 2: give it a hip check.
Speaker 4: Sorry, why bad? Mona leuse putting a hole in her mouth.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, thank you, Mona.
Speaker 2: Yep, she's smiling. Meanwhile, the museum in France is welcoming
Speaker 2: nude visitors because it's art. There you go, I'm told
Speaker 2: you my definition of art.
Speaker 4: Stupid. You do have you.
Speaker 2: Do have to wear shoes, you can be completely nude otherwise.
Speaker 2: The Marseille Museum of European and Mediterranean Civilizations is letting
Speaker 2: visitors to its new naturist Paradise's exhibition experienced the six
Speaker 2: hundred pieces on display in the nude one evening a month,
Speaker 2: so long as they have shoes on, just to avoid
Speaker 2: kidding splinters.
Speaker 3: He is asking for this is like this is like
Speaker 3: a welcome Matt, you know, for all the pervs. The
Speaker 3: mono last is definitely if that, if that's not behind
Speaker 3: glass at this museum.
Speaker 2: There's the uh more on this story on Lynch and
Speaker 2: Taco blog a w j r dot com. I'll throw
Speaker 2: the link on Facebook. Well, walking around it's bad enough
Speaker 2: if you're let's just say you're in. Some of you
Speaker 2: guys and ladies may have gone through this. You're trying
Speaker 2: to impress him or her. They are into going to
Speaker 2: visit art museums and yeah, I'll go. And then you
Speaker 2: got to pretend like you know what you're looking. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: I love the I love the angles on this protrusion.
Speaker 2: Now you're getting dragged into the naked exhibits. What was
Speaker 2: that about art again, Taco?
Speaker 4: I won't say my daughter is an art.
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