WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:06.839 From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh, He'd liked 2 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:09.119 to be walked on a leash and play really dirty, 3 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:12.880 kinky sex games. Is the guy put the cock in 4 00:00:12.919 --> 00:00:18.000 the peacock network? Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody, aj Benzi here 5 00:00:18.039 --> 00:00:20.920 with fame? Is it? Bitch? This is your daily Unfiltered 6 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:25.800 podcast for April eighth, twenty twenty five. Oh four oh eight, 7 00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:29.519 two oh two five. We love the eighths or the 8 00:00:29.559 --> 00:00:33.719 eight you break in half? We get forty four, not 9 00:00:33.840 --> 00:00:36.840 to mention the month as four. So you know, I'm 10 00:00:36.920 --> 00:00:41.159 very happy, but there were things I'm pissed off about, 11 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:44.399 and yet there are things I'm still angry about. I know, 12 00:00:44.679 --> 00:00:47.520 I just I have this thing about me that I 13 00:00:47.719 --> 00:00:49.520 just I don't know. I don't know what it is. 14 00:00:49.560 --> 00:00:54.159 That the first emotion I get is anger, and I've 15 00:00:54.240 --> 00:00:57.880 learned from the shrinks I've sat down with that now, Aj, 16 00:00:58.079 --> 00:01:02.640 your first emotion isn't angry, It's something else that's triggering 17 00:01:02.840 --> 00:01:06.719 the anger. Okay, I'm out of therapy for a long time. 18 00:01:06.799 --> 00:01:10.840 Why can't I always figure this out immediately? Is it frustrated? 19 00:01:10.879 --> 00:01:14.640 I'm frustrated with a lot of shit. Oh, without a doubt, 20 00:01:14.719 --> 00:01:19.400 I'm frustrated with a lot of shit that could be 21 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:24.280 at the beginning, you know, like, get this right, most 22 00:01:24.319 --> 00:01:27.519 of you have insurance through your job whatever. I don't 23 00:01:27.519 --> 00:01:29.959 have any. So I went to get some, right, So 24 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:32.920 I made a call to Think Blue Cross, Blue Shield. 25 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:36.319 Blah blah blah. Hey, any insurance. Oh, you can't get 26 00:01:36.359 --> 00:01:42.599 insurance unless it's during the open enrollment period from November 27 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:48.120 to January. First, I'm like, you can't get insurance after Janet. 28 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:51.439 What does that mean? Well, it means it has to 29 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:54.840 be a life event or fired from your job or 30 00:01:54.840 --> 00:01:57.840 a divorce that took you out of your insurance, you know. 31 00:01:58.359 --> 00:02:00.879 And I'm going, well, none of that happened. I just 32 00:02:01.120 --> 00:02:05.120 want insurance. I'm older now and I need it. Well, 33 00:02:05.159 --> 00:02:08.199 I can't help you. He says. You can try for 34 00:02:08.319 --> 00:02:11.520 insurance and be turned down, and then we'll take that 35 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:16.159 letter of denial as part of your life event. Then 36 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:19.159 we can talk. I'm like, all right, I could, Okay, 37 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:21.719 I'll get turned down in a second. With the amount 38 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:24.039 of money I make is it's I'm going to be 39 00:02:24.120 --> 00:02:28.639 turned down for covered California and all this bullshit that 40 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:33.280 doctors hate, and uh, let me go online and apply. 41 00:02:33.599 --> 00:02:37.000 So I actually go to Covered California and I write, 42 00:02:37.960 --> 00:02:41.759 I only use one of my salaries right from poker, 43 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:44.840 which is way too much to get, you know, a 44 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:49.280 decent rate. But I go, okay, here's what I make. Okay, 45 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:54.719 you've been accepted. What what with? Who you've been accepted with? 46 00:02:55.039 --> 00:02:58.560 Let's just make a first National Health Then your your 47 00:02:58.599 --> 00:03:02.759 your your Your deductible is sixty five hundred, your individual 48 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:06.960 is seventy five hundred. It's an HMO. Congratulate. I'm like, wait, wait, 49 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:09.319 I don't want this. Oh and by the way, it's 50 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:12.719 five hundred dollars a month. Okay, I don't want this insurance. 51 00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:16.120 I'd like the payment to be lower. I don't like 52 00:03:16.159 --> 00:03:21.159 an HMO, you know, And what is this crazy sixty 53 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:26.879 five hundred? I mean, give me a break. Everybody lies. 54 00:03:27.000 --> 00:03:29.919 They don't know what they're saying. You can't get insurance, 55 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:33.599 that's the problem. You've got to be insured during the 56 00:03:33.639 --> 00:03:36.879 open enrollment, I said, you kid me, I said, I 57 00:03:36.919 --> 00:03:39.879 can get car insurance any day of the week. No, 58 00:03:40.039 --> 00:03:45.319 it's different with health insurance, sir. It apparently isn't. And 59 00:03:45.680 --> 00:03:48.719 I'm exactly the same place I am. Now, anybody out 60 00:03:48.759 --> 00:03:52.439 there who has insurance. Individual. Not for the family, my 61 00:03:52.520 --> 00:03:54.960 kids and my wife recovered, It's for me. You know, 62 00:03:55.000 --> 00:04:00.479 what the hell is going on here? Unbelievable even to 63 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:02.919 mention I don't have insurance because I'm older now and 64 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:05.000 things are gonna happen. You know, you gotta get that. 65 00:04:05.159 --> 00:04:07.639 You know, you can't be laid up in a hospital 66 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:09.879 and have nothing to pay them, because they'll tell you 67 00:04:09.879 --> 00:04:12.199 you're good, you can leave. No, no, no, I don't 68 00:04:12.199 --> 00:04:14.599 feel like, hey, no, no, you can go now. We 69 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:17.399 looked at your vitals. You're good to go. I'd rather 70 00:04:17.480 --> 00:04:24.040 stay goodbye. Unless your name is Rodriguez or Contreras or 71 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:27.319 some other god forsaken African name. You're not You're not 72 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:31.480 staying at that hospital. You're gone. Let's face it. I 73 00:04:31.560 --> 00:04:33.920 bet the hospitals enough to know who's in there, who's 74 00:04:33.959 --> 00:04:38.600 being treated. Come on, let's stop. Can we just all stop, 75 00:04:40.279 --> 00:04:43.160 let's all stop. We all know what's going on, you know, 76 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:47.199 with with who's insured. These people who come from over 77 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:50.120 the border, who have nothing, who've suddenly got a Social 78 00:04:50.199 --> 00:04:54.839 Security number, they're getting money, they're getting insurance. What. Let 79 00:04:54.839 --> 00:04:56.600 me tell you something, I'm not thinking into it. What 80 00:04:56.839 --> 00:05:04.279 happened to us is it's the worst thing to be 81 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:08.199 perpetrated on the American people. I'm not going to call 82 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:10.680 this a holocaust. I'm not going to use that word. 83 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:14.920 That was just completely awful, and I hope we never 84 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:19.959 see that kind of horrifying event again. But what's happening 85 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:24.000 to people here in America because of the influx of 86 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:29.920 illegal migrants. Don't be afraid to say that word. I mean, 87 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:32.959 you know, if you look at if you look at 88 00:05:33.800 --> 00:05:38.120 many places in Europe, many places in Europe are now 89 00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:46.240 let's say, let's say Belgium. Belgium is like sixty percent migrant. 90 00:05:46.879 --> 00:05:51.519 London has the same kind of number. So many countries 91 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:56.600 are doomed. They've let in too many of the others. 92 00:05:56.959 --> 00:06:00.600 And the others now are the majority. I've told you 93 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:03.800 stories about the number one baby name in London's Muhammad. 94 00:06:03.839 --> 00:06:06.319 I've told you how many mosques there are. What's going on? 95 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:11.199 It's happening here in America, all right? You know, AJ, 96 00:06:11.360 --> 00:06:13.319 maybe you're making too big a deal. Maybe I am, 97 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:15.480 but maybe I'm the first fucking guy to scream out 98 00:06:15.560 --> 00:06:18.279 the British should come into British Call me Paul Revered, 99 00:06:19.079 --> 00:06:21.079 because there's a lot of shit happening here. We need 100 00:06:21.120 --> 00:06:24.040 to get the fuck on on top of and figure 101 00:06:24.079 --> 00:06:28.639 out this isn't insane. No one knows how things work. 102 00:06:28.759 --> 00:06:35.040 I mean literally, but really, people don't know how this 103 00:06:35.199 --> 00:06:38.160 country functions. And you're talking that I'm on the phone 104 00:06:38.600 --> 00:06:41.079 and you're just as exasperated as I am when you go, 105 00:06:41.120 --> 00:06:43.600 Can I talk to the supervisor? And you know that 106 00:06:43.680 --> 00:06:47.120 person's in their fucking house, feeding their fat their pet parrot. 107 00:06:47.439 --> 00:06:49.879 You know what. You can hear the parrot in the background. 108 00:06:50.199 --> 00:06:52.639 They're not gonna help you. They can't call a supervisor. 109 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:55.759 Remember the old days, Yes, Hunt, can I please be 110 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:58.560 to a supervisor? Not mad at you? I just yes, 111 00:06:58.639 --> 00:07:03.240 Hold on one second, that's over. There were no more 112 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:07.040 supervisors to help you. We're on your We're on our own, America. 113 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:14.120 We're on our fucking own. Just get ready. Oh god, 114 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:18.040 that's what gets me pissed off. Listen, I know some 115 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:20.759 people are pissed off about Megan Marco's new company. Oh 116 00:07:20.800 --> 00:07:25.600 my god, that she screw up again. This this girl, 117 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:28.399 this woman, what's wrong with her? She put those twenty 118 00:07:28.439 --> 00:07:33.040 eight dollar honey, her twenty eight dollars beautiful natural honey. 119 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:36.560 Remember that that was her big brand. Oh wait till 120 00:07:36.560 --> 00:07:40.240 you get Wait till you get her limited edition twenty 121 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:46.360 eight dollars Wildflower Honey with honeycomb. Also, you can get 122 00:07:46.360 --> 00:07:49.600 a twelve dollars Herbal Tea with hybiscuits and peppermint and 123 00:07:49.720 --> 00:07:52.720 lemon ginger, which, by the way, I would love. Fourteen 124 00:07:52.839 --> 00:07:58.959 dollar crepe mix. No one's making crepes. That's no one's 125 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:02.120 making crapes. This is why they don't have their head 126 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:06.319 to the ground. Families are not making crepes and they're 127 00:08:06.360 --> 00:08:09.000 not gonna go back to it. Stop it. And of 128 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:13.120 course these fifteen dollar flower sprinkles that so many idiots 129 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:18.639 are going wild for, well, apparently a lot of people 130 00:08:18.879 --> 00:08:25.279 ordered these things from Megan Megan Meigan Markle. It's been 131 00:08:25.639 --> 00:08:29.240 less than an hour after the website opened. They're out 132 00:08:29.279 --> 00:08:32.840 of stock. They're out of stock. They're calling it an 133 00:08:32.960 --> 00:08:37.080 overwhelming demand, and frankly, what do I know. People are 134 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:42.480 so into this lifestyle and the royals, and there are 135 00:08:42.519 --> 00:08:46.799 plenty of people still into her. I'm not stupid, but yeah, 136 00:08:46.919 --> 00:08:50.519 that shit is gone. And those people got an email 137 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:53.399 saying sorry, the products were already sold out when you 138 00:08:53.519 --> 00:08:58.679 placed your order, and they're gonna get full refunds, it said, 139 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:08.360 another as ever item of their choice because they were inconvenienced. Yeah, 140 00:09:08.399 --> 00:09:13.399 and Megan, I mean supposedly. She wrote this in her words, 141 00:09:13.440 --> 00:09:17.840 dear friend, my goodness, what a whirl win this week 142 00:09:17.919 --> 00:09:21.000 has been. Thank you so much for the support. Really 143 00:09:21.039 --> 00:09:24.759 means so much to me. I'm so sorry to hear 144 00:09:24.879 --> 00:09:28.000 about what happened with your order, like she just heard, 145 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:31.720 like what the people in the factory yelled out, Andy, Megan, 146 00:09:31.759 --> 00:09:37.200 we're out of honey? She was so these people does 147 00:09:37.240 --> 00:09:42.879 anybody proofread this shit? So sorry? Here? Oh, what's wrong 148 00:09:42.919 --> 00:09:46.159 with pal? Shut it down, Mike, there's no more honey 149 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:50.440 on the line. Well we gotta tell Megan. Somebody run 150 00:09:50.519 --> 00:09:55.200 up and tell Megan. I I'm sorry to bother you, 151 00:09:55.240 --> 00:10:00.279 miss Markle. What is it now? What is it? Well, 152 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:04.440 the honey, there's no more honey. We didn't make enough, 153 00:10:06.159 --> 00:10:10.840 what she heard, Sorry to hear what happened, and that 154 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:13.960 is due to over selling. We're not able to get 155 00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:18.000 you the limited edition honey. Please know the team worked 156 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:23.120 very hard in every department and felt just as sad 157 00:10:23.200 --> 00:10:25.519 when we learned what had happened. Could you imagine all 158 00:10:25.519 --> 00:10:28.639 these guys sitting around, said These people can't wait to 159 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:32.120 leave their fucking job because they worked for a lunatic. 160 00:10:32.159 --> 00:10:38.720 Imagine them sitting around being said, do these bees know 161 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:45.039 that they're producing limited edition honey? Can somebody tell me 162 00:10:45.080 --> 00:10:49.600 that a lot of people call this opening a fraud 163 00:10:49.919 --> 00:10:55.519 launch because there was no product on site. I don't 164 00:10:55.559 --> 00:10:57.639 know how she can still be so bad at this. 165 00:10:57.840 --> 00:11:01.519 She just keeps on messing up. He keeps on failing. 166 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:06.559 And by the way, whenever you hear inventory issues, that's 167 00:11:06.600 --> 00:11:10.080 a code. That's code for Look, there are only so 168 00:11:10.200 --> 00:11:14.120 many jars for sale at the Dollar Tree, and you 169 00:11:14.159 --> 00:11:16.519 know that was bound to happen. I mean, come on, 170 00:11:17.279 --> 00:11:20.240 you saw her putting pretzels from a trade of Joe's 171 00:11:20.279 --> 00:11:23.519 bag into a zip lock baggy and then making a 172 00:11:23.519 --> 00:11:27.080 little note on a piece of old fucking paper with 173 00:11:27.240 --> 00:11:32.039 string to make it look organic. This girl's a complete 174 00:11:32.639 --> 00:11:36.639 fraud and yet people are still online buying this shit 175 00:11:36.759 --> 00:11:40.159 and upset it wasn't available. What's wrong with you all? 176 00:11:45.000 --> 00:11:51.000 You know, listen, I can't we know how Megan rolls. 177 00:11:51.159 --> 00:11:54.200 This is how she rolls. So this is gonna happen 178 00:11:54.679 --> 00:11:59.759 many more times with several different things she does. Who 179 00:11:59.799 --> 00:12:02.600 knows what the next thing she'll sell. Who the hell 180 00:12:02.679 --> 00:12:06.559 knows Harry's plugs. I don't know. I'm done with it. 181 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:13.919 John Claude van Dam haven't talked about him. I'm actually 182 00:12:13.960 --> 00:12:16.440 I don't think I've ever brought him up more than 183 00:12:16.519 --> 00:12:19.440 twice in the last seven and a half years. John 184 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:23.639 Claude van Dam, He's now been accused of having sex 185 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:28.480 with a bunch of different Romanian women that apparently he 186 00:12:28.639 --> 00:12:33.279 knew were being trafficked. Let me tell you something about Romanian. 187 00:12:33.919 --> 00:12:37.039 By the way, you know, Romanian is one of the 188 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:41.000 love languages. Right, whenever someone says, let me this seven 189 00:12:41.080 --> 00:12:44.840 love languages, Romanian is one. People go, you know, right 190 00:12:44.919 --> 00:12:51.720 to Italian, Latin, Spanish, Portuguese, et cetera, French, But don't don't, 191 00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:55.600 don't skip on Romanian. That's a love language. I had 192 00:12:55.600 --> 00:13:01.039 the best woman who did my facials, nick Oh was 193 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:05.200 Nicolet the best, an older Romanian woman who you know, 194 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:07.840 lived in Romania almost her whole life, and she ended 195 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:11.879 up living in the valley and I somehow found her. 196 00:13:11.919 --> 00:13:16.840 I figured how, and I was getting facials fuck every 197 00:13:16.879 --> 00:13:20.320 two weeks when I was on TV. This woman would 198 00:13:20.639 --> 00:13:25.919 use the most organic lotions and potions and oils, and 199 00:13:25.960 --> 00:13:27.960 she would show me. She would put them on her mouth. 200 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:31.080 She'd make me taste them to say, nothing on your 201 00:13:31.120 --> 00:13:34.440 face is not organic. This is all. And let me 202 00:13:34.480 --> 00:13:36.840 tell you when I was getting facials from her, when 203 00:13:36.879 --> 00:13:39.960 I would sit up after she did the extraction with 204 00:13:40.080 --> 00:13:42.559 the hot air on your face, so the steam and 205 00:13:42.600 --> 00:13:45.360 then I mean so many different it was it like 206 00:13:45.360 --> 00:13:48.639 an hour and change. I would sit up and I 207 00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:53.399 swear to god, I looked at least ten years younger. 208 00:13:53.759 --> 00:13:56.360 And I was dating car at the time, who was 209 00:13:56.399 --> 00:13:59.720 friends with multiple big time models, and I told her 210 00:14:00.159 --> 00:14:03.200 what this woman's about. When Cara came to La, she 211 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:05.720 got the facial She's like, oh my god, this this 212 00:14:05.960 --> 00:14:09.639 no one who, no one does this. She connected Nailomi Campbell, 213 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:13.279 Cindy Kraft, and Stephanie Simo, every big shot and a 214 00:14:13.279 --> 00:14:15.120 matter of fact, when I was with when I was 215 00:14:15.200 --> 00:14:18.120 running around the city in like the mid to late nineties, 216 00:14:19.480 --> 00:14:22.519 I was talking to Heidi Klumb, who I gotta think. 217 00:14:22.559 --> 00:14:25.159 I gotta let me tell you something. Heidi Klumb is 218 00:14:25.360 --> 00:14:28.679 never gonna go bad. This woman is. This woman has 219 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:32.919 been hot for thirty years. She loves her body, her 220 00:14:32.960 --> 00:14:36.559 body looks great, her her taste in men is awful. 221 00:14:36.960 --> 00:14:38.759 When I was hanging out with her, she was dating 222 00:14:38.799 --> 00:14:42.720 his hair stylist. What's his name, Pepe some stupid name, 223 00:14:42.799 --> 00:14:45.759 Pepe Pierre or whatever the fuck. He looked like an asshole, 224 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:50.159 big mustache that extended past his cheeks, Like, who's this salvatow? Dolly, 225 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:52.639 what are you doing with this guy? She looked horrible, 226 00:14:53.000 --> 00:14:55.360 but he was a big hairdresser. So a lot of 227 00:14:55.399 --> 00:14:59.000 these models who were so gorgeous latch onto people because 228 00:14:59.039 --> 00:15:03.279 they just insecure. And I would flirt with Hettie like crazy, 229 00:15:03.320 --> 00:15:05.240 and I would say it went wait to your mind, 230 00:15:05.320 --> 00:15:08.440 this kind of shit, and she'd giggle. And then one 231 00:15:08.519 --> 00:15:11.080 day she actually said, your skin looks so good. And 232 00:15:11.080 --> 00:15:14.279 I said, that's my facialist. And I gave her Nicolette 233 00:15:14.480 --> 00:15:20.000 Nicoletta's number, Nicoletta, not Nicolette Nicoletta, and I said, Nicoletta, 234 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:23.080 can you please accept this. She's a big time model. 235 00:15:23.159 --> 00:15:25.159 You know she's going to bring more model And I 236 00:15:25.360 --> 00:15:27.759 made Nicoletta so much money because she didn't have had 237 00:15:27.759 --> 00:15:32.279 this kind of clientele. When Heidi Klume went her, she 238 00:15:32.679 --> 00:15:36.000 flipped out, and every model she knew began to go. 239 00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:38.200 It got to the point where one day I was 240 00:15:38.240 --> 00:15:41.519 doing a show about a week later and I desperately 241 00:15:41.559 --> 00:15:45.039 needed a facial and I called Nicoletta. I'm sorry, age, 242 00:15:45.039 --> 00:15:48.840 I'm so booked there, I said, is it is Heidi 243 00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:52.240 Klum in your book? Did well? Heidie is due? And 244 00:15:52.279 --> 00:15:55.039 she mentioned, like in four days. I said, cal Colla, 245 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:58.960 she's canceling. I got more. I got my days more 246 00:15:59.480 --> 00:16:02.200 And I called, you got to cancel well, I said, 247 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:05.320 I got something going on. She canceled. Nice girl, and 248 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:07.759 then got her appointment later in the week or month whatever. 249 00:16:07.799 --> 00:16:11.440 But yeah, Nickoletta was remaining and she was great. And 250 00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:14.720 I'll tell you something about these there's remaining women. When 251 00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:17.559 you're sitting down or laying down and your calm, and 252 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:20.039 you got the steam on your face, and she's already 253 00:16:20.039 --> 00:16:22.799 done the extracting, and now you're just talking and she's 254 00:16:22.840 --> 00:16:26.919 put motions and potions on your face. It's a little sexual, 255 00:16:26.960 --> 00:16:29.840 it is. And there's nothing that was sexy about Nicoleta. 256 00:16:29.879 --> 00:16:32.240 There's nothing about her I wanted. But I'll tell you 257 00:16:32.320 --> 00:16:35.519 right now those you know, those hands on your face 258 00:16:35.559 --> 00:16:39.960 and the hushed tones and the beautiful smells, Oh my good, 259 00:16:40.080 --> 00:16:43.440 let me tell you it's sexy, it really is, and 260 00:16:43.480 --> 00:16:48.240 it brought me back to I made a little independent 261 00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:50.679 movie when I was in New York City before I 262 00:16:50.799 --> 00:16:53.360 left to come to LA called Brokers. It was about 263 00:16:53.399 --> 00:16:57.440 a bunch of real estate guys and I can't even remember. 264 00:16:57.639 --> 00:17:01.279 I played a dornman. No big deal, you know. We 265 00:17:01.320 --> 00:17:05.960 stayed outside this nightclub in the village for like three hours. 266 00:17:06.079 --> 00:17:09.200 It was freezing out. Me and my buddy Alex Lastki. 267 00:17:09.359 --> 00:17:12.400 We played dormant and I was the tough doorman who 268 00:17:12.400 --> 00:17:14.759 doesn't want to hear any shit. Alex had the list, 269 00:17:14.880 --> 00:17:19.000 you know. And I looked at this girl who was 270 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:24.200 on the set every night. She was so beautiful, Romanian 271 00:17:25.319 --> 00:17:32.839 model Andreaya and a last name I believe Rata Toyo, 272 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:38.119 Rada Toyo, not like the movie Ratatui. I think it 273 00:17:38.160 --> 00:17:41.440 was Rata Toyo. Oh my god, was she gorgeous. And 274 00:17:41.519 --> 00:17:43.920 she was one of those models that wasn't doing runways 275 00:17:43.960 --> 00:17:46.839 but doing catalog work because she wasn't tall enough, but 276 00:17:47.079 --> 00:17:50.119 in an insane body, a gorgeous face, and her and 277 00:17:50.200 --> 00:17:52.400 I began to hang out and date a little bit 278 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:54.559 here and there. I took her to eat and she 279 00:17:54.599 --> 00:17:57.400 would tell me about her time in Romania and her 280 00:17:57.440 --> 00:18:01.880 family had to escape. They dictated child Chesscou and I'm like, 281 00:18:02.200 --> 00:18:04.279 oh my, I had no idea this kind of like 282 00:18:04.359 --> 00:18:07.400 tell me more. And she's saying, you know when in 283 00:18:07.480 --> 00:18:11.119 our town, in our city, you know, once chou Chescuo 284 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:13.559 took over, there was no I said, like, what was 285 00:18:13.640 --> 00:18:15.799 the big things that changed? Like there was no more 286 00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:19.680 coca cola allowed, So her family would buy one coke 287 00:18:19.720 --> 00:18:22.759 and hang the can upside down and wait till every 288 00:18:22.960 --> 00:18:26.119 drop dripped out because there could be another sip in 289 00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:29.599 that can. Like everything they did, turn the ball bottle 290 00:18:29.640 --> 00:18:32.599 of water over, like let's get every last sip. When 291 00:18:32.640 --> 00:18:35.839 she went to the dentist, she told me, because Chuck 292 00:18:35.920 --> 00:18:39.559 Chescu took over, no more novacane. You just got to 293 00:18:39.599 --> 00:18:42.119 deal with the pain. Could you imagine? Why would a 294 00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:45.319 fucking person do that to people? You know, got to 295 00:18:45.519 --> 00:18:47.599 ingratiate yourself, but do you have to make everybody in 296 00:18:47.920 --> 00:18:52.720 misery no more, no more medicine, take your filling, get 297 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:58.519 your root Canalon's gonna do it, you know, unbelievable. I'll 298 00:18:58.519 --> 00:19:04.039 never forget her. And Rada toyou beautiful. The stupid little 299 00:19:04.039 --> 00:19:06.359 movie called brokers. Nothing ever happened. But one of the 300 00:19:06.359 --> 00:19:10.160 guys in it MA was We call him Was. His 301 00:19:10.279 --> 00:19:12.119 last name was Wasserman. I want to have him on 302 00:19:12.160 --> 00:19:15.440 the show. Was was one of the best dorn men 303 00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:18.440 in the history of New York City at every hot nightclub, 304 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:23.960 looking cold dressed, sharp suits, mink coats. He played the part. 305 00:19:24.359 --> 00:19:26.640 Also a hell of an actor, and he met so 306 00:19:26.759 --> 00:19:30.960 many people on those lines, you know, manning nightclubs, one 307 00:19:30.960 --> 00:19:33.359 of whom was Oliver Stone. I mean, you name it. 308 00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:36.799 Every director who came to New York with a movie 309 00:19:36.839 --> 00:19:38.519 and was going to go out for a night, he 310 00:19:38.599 --> 00:19:42.559 met them. Was and Was was one of those guys 311 00:19:42.559 --> 00:19:45.640 who got in their movies. He's in a ton of movies. 312 00:19:46.440 --> 00:19:48.359 I'm very proud of him. He's got a big role 313 00:19:48.359 --> 00:19:50.799 in The Wrestler with Mickey Rourke. I mean they was. 314 00:19:51.200 --> 00:19:54.200 You know, there are different areas ticket into showbiz, and 315 00:19:54.960 --> 00:19:58.319 wash took an approach that not many people do. But 316 00:19:59.519 --> 00:20:03.400 Phil good about him. He's got stories for decades. I'm 317 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:05.559 gonna get him on the show. Wass is a great dude. 318 00:20:05.599 --> 00:20:08.680 You'd love to hear his stories. But yeah, this chick 319 00:20:08.960 --> 00:20:13.119 escaped Chilchescu and her family they left and came to America, 320 00:20:13.319 --> 00:20:16.119 and uh, the one thing you take girls like this 321 00:20:16.359 --> 00:20:18.720 out to eat, like I'm and I had a girlfriend 322 00:20:18.759 --> 00:20:22.119 for a minute who and I was really into this chick. 323 00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:25.039 But went out to eat and she was rude to 324 00:20:25.079 --> 00:20:28.480 the waiter, you know, like rude. And she mentioned something 325 00:20:28.519 --> 00:20:32.000 about she didn't want parsley on her plate, like, all right, 326 00:20:32.119 --> 00:20:34.319 put a brush it to the side. Who gives it? 327 00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:38.000 No one wants parsley, It's just part of the thing. No, 328 00:20:38.680 --> 00:20:40.680 she didn't want to slice the lemon or the parsley 329 00:20:40.720 --> 00:20:43.480 on top of her fish. Get it out and remove this. 330 00:20:43.920 --> 00:20:46.920 And I'm so ashamed, Like, oh my god, I'm so 331 00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:50.640 sorry this girl's talking this way. I took Andrea out Horney, 332 00:20:50.720 --> 00:20:54.519 but actually she was called Andrea. She ate the fucking parsley. 333 00:20:54.640 --> 00:20:57.759 She sucked on the lemon. I mean, it's all. It's 334 00:20:57.759 --> 00:20:59.759 like when I went to Cuba and I took the 335 00:20:59.799 --> 00:21:03.519 girl Yoandra Latchina to the movies. We didn't leave when 336 00:21:03.519 --> 00:21:06.599 the movie ended. No, just because the movie ends doesn't 337 00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:09.759 mean there's nothing to watch anymore. The Cuban in her, 338 00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:14.160 who has denied content this is twenty something years ago, 339 00:21:14.480 --> 00:21:18.440 watched every single name come up on the movie screen. 340 00:21:18.519 --> 00:21:23.880 We watched that horrible movie that what's that chick's name? 341 00:21:23.960 --> 00:21:29.799 That that crazy bitch byork Byorke made a movie back 342 00:21:29.839 --> 00:21:31.880 in I don't know ninety nine or two thousand. It 343 00:21:32.039 --> 00:21:36.279 was it part of the Havana Film Festival. And this chick, Lachina, 344 00:21:36.559 --> 00:21:40.839 waited for every single word to leave the screen, the 345 00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:44.200 lights to come up, and then we could leave because 346 00:21:44.240 --> 00:21:46.799 they're just not used to getting things, so when they 347 00:21:46.839 --> 00:21:49.960 get them, they want all of it. I'll tell you 348 00:21:49.960 --> 00:21:51.880 something right now, if you ever have the chance to 349 00:21:51.960 --> 00:21:55.359 date somebody from that type of world, you should do 350 00:21:55.440 --> 00:21:58.240 it because it really shows you such a difference of 351 00:21:58.319 --> 00:22:00.559 the women. And I'm not blaming the women in America. 352 00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:03.759 There's so much offered to us, you can't blame them. 353 00:22:04.240 --> 00:22:07.079 But whenever I see bitches on Instagram talking about and 354 00:22:07.119 --> 00:22:09.359 it's always well, I shouldn't say it's always black. There 355 00:22:09.359 --> 00:22:11.839 are white girls who say the stupidest shit. But I 356 00:22:12.240 --> 00:22:15.000 love these videos of black women going, yeah, if he 357 00:22:15.079 --> 00:22:17.799 gonna take me out, well, he knows he gotta get 358 00:22:17.839 --> 00:22:20.680 me money on an uber to meet him. He knows 359 00:22:20.720 --> 00:22:23.119 I gotta get money to get home. He knows I 360 00:22:23.160 --> 00:22:25.960 got two sons at home, so whatever we eat, and 361 00:22:25.960 --> 00:22:29.200 I need to go bed to feed my sons. I mean, 362 00:22:29.359 --> 00:22:32.359 women are fucking insane. What did it happened to just 363 00:22:32.400 --> 00:22:35.119 the days? I want to take you to dinner. Oh 364 00:22:35.119 --> 00:22:38.680 that's fantastic. No, feed my sons. Get me to you, 365 00:22:39.079 --> 00:22:41.400 get me back to my house. I'm out of the 366 00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:43.160 game for a long time. Do you pay for the 367 00:22:43.200 --> 00:22:45.920 girl's uber? I don't even know, Like, I have no 368 00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:49.359 problem doing that. Okay, I'll actually I would do that. 369 00:22:49.440 --> 00:22:51.720 I'd make sure she got home. I'd say, call me 370 00:22:51.720 --> 00:22:53.759 me you get home. I was always that way thirty 371 00:22:53.839 --> 00:22:56.119 years ago. Let me know when you get home, call me, 372 00:22:56.240 --> 00:22:59.440 text me whatever it is. That's why I think guys 373 00:22:59.480 --> 00:23:02.359 like Cold he got screwed because he didn't do that 374 00:23:02.519 --> 00:23:05.519 simple thing. You know, after the girl you bend over 375 00:23:05.559 --> 00:23:08.240 this girl at the hotel in Colorado. You kob me, 376 00:23:08.319 --> 00:23:12.480 fucking Brian, She's gonna tell a story, bro. So you 377 00:23:12.720 --> 00:23:15.160 you send her flowers, you walk her to the car. 378 00:23:15.279 --> 00:23:17.880 Better yet, you get a car and driver yourself. You 379 00:23:17.960 --> 00:23:21.519 do everything you can keep her in good graces. But no, 380 00:23:21.680 --> 00:23:24.119 these guys, you know, yeah, you can get then I'll 381 00:23:24.119 --> 00:23:25.880 talk to them. The next day, I'm so off course 382 00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:28.400 with you. I'm so of course I apologize. I'm one 383 00:23:28.400 --> 00:23:30.240 of I'm in one of those fucking moods. It's twenty 384 00:23:30.240 --> 00:23:34.359 four minutes into the show. I'm crazy. I'm sorry because 385 00:23:34.599 --> 00:23:38.079 I was. I dozed off earlier, and Rosalie says, hey, 386 00:23:38.160 --> 00:23:40.519 j did you hear Jack? I said, no, what happened? 387 00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:43.720 Jack was calling you. He wants to watch the NCAA 388 00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:47.160 Championship with you. And Jack hasn't been downstairs to do 389 00:23:47.240 --> 00:23:51.640 that since I've been here. And I'm like, you're kidding me. 390 00:23:51.720 --> 00:23:53.960 What the fuck you didn't tell me? Well, you must 391 00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:56.559 have been asleep, doesn't matter. You're gonna wake me up 392 00:23:56.599 --> 00:23:58.640 for shit like that. So I'm like, let me do 393 00:23:58.720 --> 00:24:01.000 the show real quick and then I'll watch the game 394 00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:05.119 with Jack. You know, it's just you gotta be there 395 00:24:05.160 --> 00:24:09.160 for the moments to count, right Anyhow, John Claude van 396 00:24:09.279 --> 00:24:16.559 Dam big trouble. There's reports that have surfaced that you 397 00:24:16.599 --> 00:24:19.400 know it was. He's like sixty four or sixty five 398 00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:22.480 years old now, and apparently he engaged in some sexual 399 00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:27.799 relations with five different women. They say are traffick by 400 00:24:27.799 --> 00:24:31.400 a criminal group believed to be led by a Romanian 401 00:24:31.559 --> 00:24:39.160