Speaker 1: Uh uh uh, what's up, everybody.
Speaker 2: It's Cecily here with Stephanie here to talk about all
Speaker 2: the bullshits that's going on in the world.
Speaker 3: We're doing a bullshit what why do we have to
Speaker 3: do a song?
Speaker 4: Now you can do a song. I don't see.
Speaker 2: I mean this is not don't don't put your stop listen,
Speaker 2: look at me, look at me.
Speaker 4: Stop hating yourself.
Speaker 3: I mean I don't. I'm fine. Okay.
Speaker 2: That's like the joke I used to have about doctor Phil,
Speaker 2: the doctor Phil, you know, like the joke being that
Speaker 2: He's like, ah, did they used to they bullied you
Speaker 2: when you were growing up? Did they call you scrawnie?
Speaker 2: Like bones? And they're like, they didn't call me fat
Speaker 2: bone that now you're calling me that they didn't.
Speaker 3: He would just say the dumbest shit, did they say
Speaker 3: your house? What? No? I wasn't even I was I'm
Speaker 3: not even that was a problem.
Speaker 4: Probably yeah.
Speaker 2: And then it was like and then he just have
Speaker 2: these like fifties they call you string being. No, nobody
Speaker 2: in the eighties is going to call you string being.
Speaker 2: That's a fact.
Speaker 3: Woorass string bean?
Speaker 4: Nope, doctor Field, No, they call you blockhead?
Speaker 3: What no? Or as well. I've called it.
Speaker 2: You like, everyone has glasses. Now, it's cool everyone. He
Speaker 2: just didn't get that. He's like, oh, is it because
Speaker 2: you had glasses?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hadn't thought of that anyway. Okay, so why
Speaker 2: did we even say that? Oh, because you were being
Speaker 2: hard on yourself. And I was saying, like, just because
Speaker 2: you're weird doesn't mean you should be hard on yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what is weird anyway? It's so it's a
Speaker 3: thing that a lot of people call me. Sure, but
Speaker 3: it doesn't have to label, you know, I don't do labels.
Speaker 2: I just found out the answer to a question that
Speaker 2: I was googling, which will be a surprise for you
Speaker 2: as well when we talk about one of the Wilson brothers.
Speaker 2: But we'll get to that. Let's not start with that.
Speaker 2: It's not that small potatoes. I want to just start
Speaker 2: with Brittany. This isn't like a huge story, but I
Speaker 2: think I think we need to talk about it. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's a pretty I feel like it's a kind of
Speaker 2: a big story. I love for on the same Hey,
Speaker 2: we don't even know if it's the same story. Okay,
Speaker 2: does it have to do with her driving? Yes, Well,
Speaker 2: it's the same story.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think when you get to a point
Speaker 3: with britt where it's just come, you know, you've just
Speaker 3: come to expect certain behaviors from her, so you're like, well,
Speaker 3: is this anything new? But it's kind of crazy that
Speaker 3: our baseline for her behavior is pretty fucking crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so she got her duy, you know, so
Speaker 2: maybe I don't know for license was suspended for six months.
Speaker 2: Most people and they get a DUI, they do lose
Speaker 2: their license for like six months. Brittany, I'm not sure
Speaker 2: either way, because she wasn't driving this car. Somebody else
Speaker 2: was driving her black Mercedes that we see terrorizing the city.
Speaker 2: And let me remind you I used to, I mean
Speaker 2: I still do live at the foot of Hollywood Hills,
Speaker 2: Hollywood Hills West where I live, and I used to
Speaker 2: be terrorized by Justin Bieber all the time. He had
Speaker 2: like a Lamborghini I believe, very brightly colored and he
Speaker 2: would like zoom all through Alpos Canyon where I live,
Speaker 2: like all through the hills at all hours of the night,
Speaker 2: and we would just hear it and be like, there's Justin.
Speaker 2: How annoying is that? So you see a Mercedes, a
Speaker 2: black Mercedes, weaving in and out of traffic.
Speaker 4: Usually it's Britney Spears. That's frustrating to me.
Speaker 2: So she was going down the one oh one freeway,
Speaker 2: which we so often have to take. It's definitely more
Speaker 2: than I do, yes, and it's you know, it's a
Speaker 2: little bit I'm just gonna say it. I'm not trying
Speaker 2: to cause trouble, but it's a little bit of a
Speaker 2: dangerous It's my least favorite freeway. I hate it. It's
Speaker 2: so dangerous. You have to get across people go so fast.
Speaker 3: You dislike that one more than the four to five.
Speaker 3: The foural five is just a straight shot.
Speaker 2: You get on the foural five and you basically get
Speaker 2: to stay in whatever lane you want till you get
Speaker 2: to San Diego, you know, or wherever you're going. So
Speaker 2: to me, that makes more sense. You're not changing freeways
Speaker 2: all the time. But the one on one, I mean
Speaker 2: you to get over six lanes in like one minute.
Speaker 2: I hate it, and I hate that she's on it
Speaker 2: at all. So she's driving around on it all the time, Like,
Speaker 2: where are you going all the time? Maybe a dance studio.
Speaker 2: I want to believe she's doing something like, great for herself.
Speaker 4: It's all self care.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, one thing about Brittany self care is
Speaker 3: very important to her, So good for you girl. It's like, no,
Speaker 3: she's just out drinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all care going on, little baby, keep on
Speaker 2: keeping on. So she's in this Mercedes and you see
Speaker 2: then people know that because they're behind her and they're
Speaker 2: not going that fast, but they're going too fast to
Speaker 2: do this. They're going forty five miles an hour, which
Speaker 2: is pretty fast. That's almost fifty miles an hour. You're
Speaker 2: kind of zooming down the freeway. She stands up and
Speaker 2: sticks her head out of the moon roof of the Mercedes.
Speaker 2: So people around herre like, oh my god, that's Britney
Speaker 2: Spears and she's making a little bit of a show
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 4: First off, that could.
Speaker 2: Be very dangerous anything in la on a freeway, any tire,
Speaker 2: anything could just flip up and just hit you in
Speaker 2: the head.
Speaker 3: That's just so stupid going that fast. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 3: so sick of it.
Speaker 2: And so then she was doing like I guess she
Speaker 2: was doing like a little dance you see her a
Speaker 2: little dance move.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: She was grinding and dancing and that's really all. There
Speaker 2: was two of it, Like her sources were like, she
Speaker 2: was just trying to see if there's traffic, as if
Speaker 2: you didn't have ways, like you don't have any kind
Speaker 2: of GPS service that tells you where there's traffic.
Speaker 4: Brittany has to climb out of the car and footloose this.
Speaker 3: Well, did you hear what she said? Her respond to it? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it says this article in page six says Britney Spears
Speaker 3: dismissed any criticism after she put on a wild show
Speaker 3: in Los Angeles traffic on Thursday. And then it repeats
Speaker 3: the story that you just said, and then it says
Speaker 3: on Sunday, that's today, we're recording this today. Spears posted
Speaker 3: a pick of herself dramatically lying on top of the
Speaker 3: roof of her car with her arms spread wide on Instagram,
Speaker 3: telling her followers she was quote arching to the lords.
Speaker 3: Oh no, yes, And then the quote is what people
Speaker 3: see is two seconds of insanity of me arching to
Speaker 3: the lords. Like eight exclamation points, she wrote, quote yet
Speaker 3: the days and hours of my reality eight more exclamation points.
Speaker 3: That thing is what it seems, Oh my god, is okay?
Speaker 2: Listen, you know I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but there
Speaker 2: has been a long time conversation that Brittany has been
Speaker 2: cloned and this is not Brittany. Is it possible? Just
Speaker 2: hear me out, because it's so like, what is she saying?
Speaker 2: Is she one of the like the people the lizard people, like.
Speaker 3: What is going on?
Speaker 4: Or is it just maybe it's manic, maybe a little manic?
Speaker 3: I mean, of course, yes, she's definitely manic and probably
Speaker 3: I don't know, is there more more than manic? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I guess, or there can be like pretty
Speaker 3: like she could be having It's like she could be
Speaker 3: having posis for sure.
Speaker 2: Or on drugs or on some kind of drug. You know,
Speaker 2: let's not ever let's not ever count that out note
Speaker 2: or both. But whatever she's doing, she's just Brittany.
Speaker 4: And you know that. I really don't.
Speaker 2: Care unless it harms your children or harms people on
Speaker 2: the street. Now, I don't know that driving down the
Speaker 2: freeway with your head out the thing is really going
Speaker 2: to hurt anybody else, but it's just so unsafe for her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's annoying. Yeah, I mean, but I guess you know,
Speaker 3: do your thing, girl. It is it is annoying. You
Speaker 3: know what I was thinking about for a second when
Speaker 3: we were talking about this, how are some people always
Speaker 3: in the news and some people in the news like
Speaker 3: crazy for a little while and then you just like,
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, they're all better or something. And
Speaker 3: what that what that brings to mind is Justin Bieber,
Speaker 3: who you mentioned before, Like remember when he was in
Speaker 3: the news constantly and he and went arrested. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: getting arrested and they were about to get a divorce
Speaker 3: and she was so sick of his antics, and then
Speaker 3: what happened, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know, you just I don't know.
Speaker 2: He got arrested a lot like as I want to say,
Speaker 2: a child, because back when he was getting those mugshots,
Speaker 2: he looked like he was sixteen, but he wasn't right,
Speaker 2: he always looked young. And yeah, DUIs he left he
Speaker 2: got arrested for buying a monkey in Europe and then
Speaker 2: he just left it in the German airport or something
Speaker 2: like he's think, God, the monkey is fine.
Speaker 3: I looked.
Speaker 4: I did look into it.
Speaker 2: And by the way, not to take us out of it,
Speaker 2: but Bubbles the chimp, Michael Jackson's chimp is still alive
Speaker 2: and doing very well. So thankfully is in a nice, like,
Speaker 2: you know, place that is supposed to be where he's
Speaker 2: supposed to be, not huh, in Michael Jackson's house, right,
Speaker 2: That can make you a little crazy, But so yeah,
Speaker 2: that monkey is better off. But yeah, he was just
Speaker 2: doing nutty things. And I think I think with Justin
Speaker 2: and maybe the same could be said for Brittany in
Speaker 2: some ways, I do think there was some abuse for
Speaker 2: him and he really acted out in that way. I
Speaker 2: think that Diddy. I think there was a real Diddy
Speaker 2: connection there.
Speaker 3: I think when like the do you think there were
Speaker 3: a bunch of stories about him acting erratically when the
Speaker 3: documentary came out.
Speaker 2: That and both and before. I think he was molested
Speaker 2: by Ditty, I really do. I think some weird shit
Speaker 2: went down and I think he could not process it.
Speaker 2: And I think that he was, you know, also getting
Speaker 2: very famous very fast, so he was, you know, just
Speaker 2: like I can do anything. But I think a lot
Speaker 2: of it came out of because he's like, he won't
Speaker 2: talk about it. He's really tight lipped about it, but
Speaker 2: he's like those close to him are like, you know,
Speaker 2: he's very depressed and very upset about the Diddy stuff
Speaker 2: coming out. He doesn't want any part of it. I
Speaker 2: think he he saw, if nothing else, he saw some
Speaker 2: ship that he wished he had.
Speaker 3: Right, but interestingly, but don't you agree that it's a
Speaker 3: little bit interesting that, like it was kind of going
Speaker 3: bad for a while, and we were hearing a lot
Speaker 3: about him recently, and now, yeah, I guess he got
Speaker 3: a shit together. I guess.
Speaker 4: So, I guess he got a shit together.
Speaker 2: I told you my ex boyfriend's sister used to go
Speaker 2: to church like a youth, like a like a Wednesday,
Speaker 2: not not just church, but like a Bible study. She
Speaker 2: went to Bible study every week. Yeah, she was like that,
Speaker 2: and he was. He would be there often at their
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills Bibble study.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 2: So I think he's torn, was torn and is trying,
Speaker 2: you know, is kind of religiously sort of rooted. But
Speaker 2: at the same time he yeah, I kind of I forgive.
Speaker 2: I forgive both of them. I don't think either of
Speaker 2: them are bad people. But when you start putting other
Speaker 2: people in danger, buck off.
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: Okay, that should we Why don't you tell us about
Speaker 2: Luke Wilson story.
Speaker 3: Let's go there next. Okay, So, Luke Wilson, and I
Speaker 3: know that you are fine with it. You love people
Speaker 3: dating like really really young because I like big yaps
Speaker 3: because I feel like you can learn if you're thirty
Speaker 3: forty years older than someone, imagine like the kind of
Speaker 3: history they can teach you exactly exactly. And conversely, if
Speaker 3: you're dating somebody who's really really young, they can teach
Speaker 3: you all about like funny things that you can do
Speaker 3: in a text. Right. So, Luke Wilson's girlfriend, who is
Speaker 3: who is twenty four spotted with a baby for the
Speaker 3: first time as actor fifty four attends premiere. So he's
Speaker 3: thirty years her senior. Now, huh, I told you, I
Speaker 3: told you. I mean, this is a long time ago.
Speaker 3: But my father, who was a comedian, and he my
Speaker 3: mother was his third wife, so he was married four
Speaker 3: times and his last wife, he was I want to say,
Speaker 3: he was fifty four and she was twenty six, and
Speaker 3: I thought that was disgusting. So this is even worse. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's four years old, she's in her early twenties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's look at what that looks like. Let's take
Speaker 2: a second, just a quick second. And I know people
Speaker 2: come for us because they're like, who cares. So you
Speaker 2: guys are angry and I don't care. We don't care
Speaker 2: anymore that you don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 2: When you're twenty four, you let's say you so you
Speaker 2: just you're six years from your prom where you like
Speaker 2: you're you graduated high school. Maybe you went to college
Speaker 2: and you just got out. Yeah, you look different, you're
Speaker 2: esta You're not. Your brain isn't even formed yet. They
Speaker 2: say fully formed until you are twenty five years old,
Speaker 2: so you still have emotional dysregulation. You could might not,
Speaker 2: but you could. Your body is so different. I mean
Speaker 2: I had I had like the kind of baby fat
Speaker 2: on my face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, until I was.
Speaker 2: Like thirty, which is nothing wrong with either way, but
Speaker 2: like you are still really kind of honestly a child. Legally, no,
Speaker 2: you're an adult, but you kind of a child at
Speaker 2: twenty four kind of are That's what.
Speaker 3: I'm Yes, and I have I have a twenty one
Speaker 3: year old daughter, so it it hits. It hits different
Speaker 3: when you have like a daughter who's like a baby.
Speaker 2: So you're you still got baby face, You're still not
Speaker 2: necessarily fully formed as your your brain and the guy
Speaker 2: who's fifty four. Is he's almost retiring. Yes, he's six
Speaker 2: years from sixty. I know, I keep like making it
Speaker 2: sound more because I'm going, well, he's he's twenty years
Speaker 2: from eighty. I mean, we could do that all day.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's gonna be one hundred somewhere. But it's
Speaker 2: so fucking I mean, I get I know, I get
Speaker 2: it pretty, very pretty.
Speaker 4: She must be very pretty, and maybe she's really cool.
Speaker 3: It makes me feel sad about just actors in general.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, so you know, we try to see
Speaker 3: you as an as a person. Y'all want to be
Speaker 3: seen as like, but I'm a real person, not just
Speaker 3: an actor. But then you act like this.
Speaker 2: Remember when I was telling I'm not going to say
Speaker 2: the person's obviously my name is a friend of mine,
Speaker 2: And I was talking to a friend of mine who's
Speaker 2: a little older, okay, and I was talking about how
Speaker 2: I was getting annoyed that like these guys that I
Speaker 2: know in their fifties or all they want to do
Speaker 2: is date, you know, twenty late twenties, early thirties, and
Speaker 2: it was just making me feel sad and unwanted, you know,
Speaker 2: all the things. If I'm honest, Yeah, there is some
Speaker 2: jealousy to that. And also I don't understand because when
Speaker 2: I was twenty two, I had no interest in dating
Speaker 2: a fifty five year old. I don't care if he
Speaker 2: was a middler comic right, No, that was just not exciting.
Speaker 2: Maybe like I don't know if it was some cool musician.
Speaker 2: I don't know who knows, but I just yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't get it. So I said this to a friend,
Speaker 2: an older guy, and he was like, well, he goes,
Speaker 2: I mean, these guys pull to thirty year olds. He
Speaker 2: said it like that can they pull them?
Speaker 3: Wow? What do you mean?
Speaker 4: He's like, can they get them? They can get them?
Speaker 4: Good for them, and he wasn't.
Speaker 2: I felt it was like, wow, you're really missing the
Speaker 2: upsetness in my voice, kind of missing the point here. Okay,
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, if they can be and he put
Speaker 2: it that way, if they can pull them, which sounds
Speaker 2: also really like provy to me. Yeah, like saying like yeah.
Speaker 3: So so, just as an addendum to this story, so
Speaker 3: Kathy Griffin was photographed somewhere and she was holding the
Speaker 3: hand of a boy and she wrote, he's twenty two,
Speaker 3: have ad it internet?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: And Okay it turned out that she was trolling, and
Speaker 3: I thought I believed it for a minute. I was like, oh, okay, okay, Kathy, Wow,
Speaker 3: but here's the story, okay, so which goes along with
Speaker 3: what we're saying. Kathy Griffin says hard launch of twenty
Speaker 3: two year old boyfriend was a sociological experiment. So this
Speaker 3: was on el place. She has dated really young she has,
Speaker 3: she has, and that's in this but she says after
Speaker 3: it says after Kathy Griffin seemingly teased in new romance
Speaker 3: with a twenty two year old, she revealed it was
Speaker 3: all a sociological experiment to see how people would react
Speaker 3: to an older woman dating a younger man. She said,
Speaker 3: Kathy Griffin is demonstrating how fans can suddenly jump to
Speaker 3: conclusions about her love life. And then it says, you guys,
Speaker 3: thanks to all those who participated in my social media
Speaker 3: sociology experiment. She wrote, No, I'm not dating a twenty
Speaker 3: two year old. He was helping me with security during
Speaker 3: my trip to New York City?
Speaker 4: But what if I were?
Speaker 3: And then okay? According to Griffin, the various reactions she
Speaker 3: received were fascinating, she says. She says on Instagram, the
Speaker 3: comments were mostly get it girl, and he's so fire emoji.
Speaker 3: Good for you, she explained in her new post over
Speaker 3: on threads a whole lot more slut shaming, accusations of grooming,
Speaker 3: and debates about how gross it would be for sixty
Speaker 3: five year old woman to date a younger man. She
Speaker 3: went on to highlight a double standard, citing several celebrity
Speaker 3: age gap romances in which the man was significantly older.
Speaker 3: And this is what we wondered if she was trolling Luke,
Speaker 3: she says. As for her examples, she noted that Luke
Speaker 3: Wilson recently welcomed a beautiful baby with his girlfriend Kendall
Speaker 3: twenty four. Other couples she listed included Michael Douglas eighty
Speaker 3: one and Catherine Zita Jones fifty six, Harrison Ford eighty three,
Speaker 3: and Calista Flockhart sixty one.
Speaker 4: Somehow that doesn't bother me that one. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: And jay Z, which this is due jay Z fifty
Speaker 3: six and Beyonce forty four.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's stretching out. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. Come on,
Speaker 2: they are like and they are see that's the difference.
Speaker 2: First of all, that's not a big age gap. And secondly,
Speaker 2: they are both so powerful. Beyonce is equally as powerful
Speaker 2: as jay Z, and so they have there's no dynamic
Speaker 2: there and it's not even that of a gap.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I would date someone.
Speaker 2: Nine or years older or younger honestly, but like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're talking decades. My thing is, I feel like if
Speaker 2: they are old enough to be your child, if they're
Speaker 2: young enough to be your child, or old enough to
Speaker 2: be your father or mother, then I think it's too big.
Speaker 2: But it's just my weird thing I made up.
Speaker 3: What do you think about Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor.
Speaker 3: That's interesting. Now that's a big one. That's what are
Speaker 3: they thirty years apart? Yeah, over thirty years apart. Let's see.
Speaker 2: I mean they've stayed together for a really long time,
Speaker 2: like they've been they are together, but it's like it is,
Speaker 2: it does it's odd but they now that's see, they're
Speaker 2: an example. They're kind of making a point against our point,
Speaker 2: which is like, okay, I'll say this. They are both
Speaker 2: equally powerful. They're both like respected actresses, Yeah, incredibly respected.
Speaker 4: They do the same thing.
Speaker 2: So they have some kind of connection that they really fell,
Speaker 2: and I think it's kind of beautiful because they fell
Speaker 2: for each other's something. It's not like Sarah Paul's like
Speaker 2: it's just like some cutie that you know, she's not
Speaker 2: being taken for granted. They're both so good at what
Speaker 2: they do, so that makes me not that's not bothered. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm bothered by like when it's just a hot person,
Speaker 2: like what else does what else does Kendall Yates do?
Speaker 2: I'm looking at her. By the way, she's spotted at
Speaker 2: twenty four with baby for the first time. She looks
Speaker 2: a little older than her age.
Speaker 3: Though not that that. I don't know that she could
Speaker 3: possibly be twenty four. Uh, I mean probably in person
Speaker 3: she looks twenty four. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I mean she's already doing a lot of stuff. This
Speaker 4: is so interesting.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this relationship Priyanka Chapra and Nick Jonas. Okay,
Speaker 3: she's ten years older than he is, and she says,
Speaker 3: people gave us a lot of shit about that, and
Speaker 3: still do. I find it really amazing when you flip
Speaker 3: it and the guy is older, no one cares. Actually,
Speaker 3: people like it. That's so true because ten years is
Speaker 3: like the most tiny age gap in what we're even
Speaker 3: talking about. Ten years is nothing when you're looking at it.
Speaker 3: I've done ten years a guy who's forty five dating
Speaker 3: a girl who's like, say, thirty five. Right, let's just say,
Speaker 3: nobody would ever be like whoa age gap? But you
Speaker 3: make the woman the ten years older and people are like,
Speaker 3: whoa younger guy. I think it's interesting.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at Kendall's Instagram with a lot of pictures
Speaker 2: with baby. It's nothing, you know what I like about her.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say, if this is the right, it
Speaker 2: might be the wrong Kendle, because this does not look like, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is a different person.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was gonna say, it's like she's
Speaker 3: really down home. I mean, she's like two hundred pounds.
Speaker 3: Looks like there's another gentleman that's in the picture. It's like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, that's not the right same one. Looks like
Speaker 3: there's another looks like they live on a farm and
Speaker 3: maybe they're Amish.
Speaker 4: Good for him, Good for him.
Speaker 3: Okay, I have a really quick little celebrity story and
Speaker 3: then you have one two to take us out. Okay,
Speaker 3: this is just like a little surprise for you that
Speaker 3: this just made me laugh. Oh yeah, okay, okay, hold on,
Speaker 3: it disappeared, so now I have to find it. You know,
Speaker 3: what do you want to do yours? First?
Speaker 2: I will tell you this, although I don't think that
Speaker 2: you're gonna get this joke.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you my story first. But somebody, uh, I
Speaker 2: think I may have lost it.
Speaker 3: It was so good.
Speaker 4: Do you have a thing on threads where you can
Speaker 4: go and see.
Speaker 3: What you've liked? And you can't really do that, it
Speaker 3: doesn't show you like it used to.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't. I'm not gonna be able to do
Speaker 2: the joke, so forget it. It was something about Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 2: I know we stay away from this kind of stuff,
Speaker 2: but it made it made me laugh. But you're not
Speaker 2: going to get it because you never use Instacart, and
Speaker 2: you'd have to use Instacart to understand the joke. So
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna let it. It's going to be more
Speaker 2: exciting not knowing what it was. Okay, I'll tell you mine.
Speaker 2: John Stamos. This kind of made me laugh. So I
Speaker 2: I've been rewatching or not rewatching for some reason in
Speaker 2: my algorithm. John Stamos keeps coming up, and I'm going
Speaker 2: to tell you. He he bugs me a little bit
Speaker 2: and I don't even know why, Like he just bugs me.
Speaker 2: I've not really heard bad or good. I think it's
Speaker 2: cool that he plays the drums with the Beach Boys.
Speaker 3: I guess like.
Speaker 2: He's fine, He's fine, Okay. But so he went on
Speaker 2: this interview with Bobby Bones. He's this Texas DJ who's syndicated.
Speaker 2: I've met Bobby.
Speaker 3: I know Bobby Bones, Bobby Bones Bones, he's always So
Speaker 3: he went on his show, his podcast, and he said
Speaker 3: he started talking about Dancing with the Stars, and he's like,
Speaker 3: every single season, literally every season, they asked me to
Speaker 3: be on it, and I'm like, don't he goes.
Speaker 4: I finally was like, do not ask me again. I
Speaker 4: don't want to go on it.
Speaker 2: So he's telling this to Bobby Bones, who did go
Speaker 2: on Dancing with the Stars, and one Bobby Bones, the
Speaker 2: DJ one Dancing with the.
Speaker 3: Stars, like a few years ago. Wow, how come I
Speaker 3: haven't heard that name before?
Speaker 2: No, I had, because the show is because the show
Speaker 2: is getting it's not even a D list.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's no reason you would know him, no reason,
Speaker 3: But I wouldn't you think I would have heard the
Speaker 3: name of he won Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 2: Not necessarily, I could if you read me, like the
Speaker 2: names of all the people that won the last fifteen years,
Speaker 2: I probably know five of them.
Speaker 3: I swear, Okay, I know these people.
Speaker 2: So John Samus was like, well, what's what makes the
Speaker 2: show good is that people are suffering and looking like fools.
Speaker 2: They're breaking their feet and I don't want it. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, that makes sense. But like this guy has
Speaker 2: done so many bad movies and TV spin offs. He's
Speaker 2: worried about being like Uncle Jesse, doesn't want to look
Speaker 2: like a fool.
Speaker 3: Just take the money. And I saw this weird.
Speaker 2: Interview with him where he was talking about like he
Speaker 2: was in Jesus Christ Superstar. I want to say when
Speaker 2: they when they brought it up with Cynthia Rivo, like
Speaker 2: at the Bowl and everything. It was a really big
Speaker 2: deal and he had a small part and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: didn't even know.
Speaker 3: What I was doing.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know the music really, And I was
Speaker 2: just like, fuck it, I'm so amazing. I can just
Speaker 2: do like he kind of has coke brain all the time.
Speaker 2: And then apparently he like couldn't remember the words. He
Speaker 2: was being funny about the story, but Cynthia was trying
Speaker 2: to mouth the words to him. Oh, but it's hard
Speaker 2: to explain the way that John talks. It's like it's
Speaker 2: it's odd. He moves his hands around so much that
Speaker 2: you think he's going to hit something nearby. I just
Speaker 2: I have a feeling I wouldn't want him around, like glassware.
Speaker 3: It's like those It's like a many years ago when
Speaker 3: everybody smoked, when people would be talking, but they'd have
Speaker 3: so much ash at the end of their cigarette that
Speaker 3: you're like kind of bobbing and weaving because you're hoping
Speaker 3: you'll hit with it, exactly like Martin Short.
Speaker 2: Would do when he was doing that guy the lawyer
Speaker 2: with the thing and he's shaking and it's just moving,
Speaker 2: is yeah, exact?
Speaker 4: Well, Stamos was. It was a little.
Speaker 2: There's something and I feel like there's a story that
Speaker 2: I'm forgetting about him that was annoying, but I don't
Speaker 2: quite remember.
Speaker 3: So this is just based on my own thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, that whole story basically just he's not going to
Speaker 2: do Dancing with the Stars no matter how much you bake.
Speaker 3: Stop asking him, people, please please. I do like that
Speaker 3: as almost a flex but to a person who won it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the guys probably okay, to each their.
Speaker 3: Own God, right, so rude.
Speaker 2: It's really kind of rude, right, Okay, do you want
Speaker 2: me to tell Oh, my god, I found one of
Speaker 2: the things that's the controversy. Can I tell you really quick?
Speaker 2: I just asked ai. John Stamos has been involved in
Speaker 2: three major recent controversies, okay, and he faced severe online
Speaker 2: criticism in November twenty four for wearing a fake bald
Speaker 2: cap in a social media photo to support his Full
Speaker 2: House co star Dave Coolier, who was diagnosed with lymphoma
Speaker 2: because he went through I think I think Dave maybe
Speaker 2: went through chemo maybe, and so so he put on
Speaker 2: a bald cap like as though he was wanted to
Speaker 2: make it look like he shaved his head.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this solidarity, my brother. Yeah, he says
Speaker 3: it was a joke, though he says both he and
Speaker 3: Dave Golier publicly defended the tribute as a lighthearted inside joke.
Speaker 4: So that's that's fine. We're gonna let him pass on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He also publicly defended his former co star Lori Laughlin
Speaker 2: regarding her involvement in the twenty nineteen college admission scandal,
Speaker 2: and he blamed her husband.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's not that bad. Oh yeah, that kind
Speaker 3: of recent. Yeah, he was like, fuck that guy. I've
Speaker 3: wanted you to leave him for a long time. He's
Speaker 3: bad news.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Massimo Arcis Massimo, Yeah, Massimo. And then
Speaker 2: this one's not a controversy at all about him. He
Speaker 2: wrote a memoir in twenty twenty three and said he
Speaker 2: was abused by a babysitter when he was like young.
Speaker 2: So I mean, all right, I'm gonna give him a break.
Speaker 3: Why is that a controversy.
Speaker 2: That's not a controversy. Well, AI doesn't understand the question,
Speaker 2: you know, uh huh.
Speaker 3: I just if you said to A if you said
Speaker 3: to Ai, that's not really a controversy. AI would be like,
Speaker 3: you know what, You're absolutely right, My bad. I won't
Speaker 3: do that again.
Speaker 4: Josh Peck.
Speaker 2: That's the one where he was waving his hands around
Speaker 2: and it says he addresses the controversy of getting the
Speaker 2: Olsen Twins fired from Full House.
Speaker 3: Oh well did he do that?
Speaker 2: I'm looking at this this is oh yeah, this is
Speaker 2: the one where he is he is so unhinged. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess he got them escorted out for crying too much.
Speaker 2: Oh as babies. So again, it's kind of a joke.
Speaker 2: You know what, at the end of the day, I
Speaker 2: think we kind of like him. You didn't like babies.
Speaker 3: Some people don't have a sense of humor at all.
Speaker 4: And it was almost us. It was almost us.
Speaker 3: And now we love him again.
Speaker 4: Let's do the surprise.
Speaker 3: I so excited. Okay, here we go. The surprise is
Speaker 3: Mick Jagger reacts to John Mullaney saying he was not
Speaker 3: nice when they work together at SNL. I saw that.
Speaker 3: Oh you saw it. It's just a cute little story.
Speaker 3: It is nothing bad, but it's so funny. So it
Speaker 3: says Mick Jagger reacted to John Mullaney saying the Rolling
Speaker 3: Stones frontman was not nice when they worked together. Mick
Speaker 3: Jagger says, a lot, a lot of paper and show business.
Speaker 3: This is not the right accent.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I only hang around other people in show business because
Speaker 3: they've got some min coleman. They could relate to each other,
Speaker 3: and you get disassociated from what paintball might call real life.
Speaker 3: He Jagger eighty two admitted to New York Times magazine
Speaker 3: so in his twenty nineteen comedy special, mullaney recounted his
Speaker 3: experience as an SNL writer pitching sketches to Jagger, who
Speaker 3: has been a frequent guest on the show and is
Speaker 3: a close friend with Laurne Michaels. My friends were all
Speaker 3: like is he nice? No? Or maybe he is for
Speaker 3: his version of life, because he has a very different life.
Speaker 3: He said. He played to stadiums of twenty thousand people
Speaker 3: cheering for him like he's a god for fifty years.
Speaker 3: That must change a person. Mulaney admitted, if you do
Speaker 3: that for fifty years, you're never again going to be like,
Speaker 3: does anyone have a laptop charger? I could borrow? You
Speaker 3: know that bullshit way we all have to talk to
Speaker 3: get through life. And then do you remember that, because
Speaker 3: then he said that he had pitched This is not
Speaker 3: in this interview, but the funny thing that we all
Speaker 3: say as a private joker on here is that John
Speaker 3: mulaney was saying that he'd pitched something, remember, and Mick
Speaker 3: Jagger was like, not funny, Yes, it's no funny, not funny,
Speaker 3: And he thought that.
Speaker 4: Was So mc jagger is good on SNL. He does
Speaker 4: a great job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So Jagger says that he never saw Moline's comedy special,
Speaker 3: though he agreed he had a different perspective than most people. Obviously,
Speaker 3: it's not normal, he said, of his lavish lifestyle. It's
Speaker 3: not like most people's lives. It does affect you. You
Speaker 3: can become disassociated. And then he says that he's actively
Speaker 3: tried to fight against becoming alienated from the public. He says,
Speaker 3: I mean, you do fight against it. It's a conscious effort.
Speaker 3: This is how he tries to stay in touch with
Speaker 3: the regular people. He says, it's quite easy. You go
Speaker 3: out and walk on the street on your own and
Speaker 3: do normal things.
Speaker 2: You go buy the New York Times, you go buy
Speaker 2: don't like he means, he meant the whole thing. First
Speaker 2: of all, no one's buying the New York Times, right,
Speaker 2: and you're not going down there and buying a paper. Secondly,
Speaker 2: he means buying the New York Times. He's like, you know, lock,
Speaker 2: everybody you buy a lock. Some kind of media conglomerate
Speaker 2: about the New York Times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the paper, you know the paper.
Speaker 3: But this is just interesting. I'm just gonna leave this
Speaker 3: story with this. But I thought this was an insight
Speaker 3: by Mick Jagger because he says he says, nevertheless, that's
Speaker 3: only temporary, because psychologically, your actual state of mind is
Speaker 3: permanently damaged. This is from celebrity. Your late twenties and
Speaker 3: early thirties is a very tough time for people in
Speaker 3: this business because it's a big ego trip, and you
Speaker 3: have to have a huge ego to do this. He says.
Speaker 3: People that do this that don't have huge egos have
Speaker 3: huge problems because they have to manufacture a completely different personality.
Speaker 3: He says, I have a friend who's standing joke is
Speaker 3: that I behave at a dinner party like I behave
Speaker 3: on stage, and he insisted that he'd learned how to
Speaker 3: switch off his ambastic stage persona. I think it comes
Speaker 3: with age. You've heard all these stories about method actors,
Speaker 3: he said. They take it to the absolute extreme, so
Speaker 3: they're like the character all the time, and then after
Speaker 3: the movie's over, they're still in character. Takes a long
Speaker 3: time to sluff off the character. So which character do
Speaker 3: you go back to? Is he always going to carry
Speaker 3: some of that character and his true character whatever it is.
Speaker 3: He concluded, this is the show business dichotomy, and it's
Speaker 3: something you learn to live with and you always hope
Speaker 3: that you're a so called normal person underneath. I thought
Speaker 3: that was interesting. He's basically saying you have to have
Speaker 3: a huge ego because if you don't, then you're faking
Speaker 3: it all the time, which is not healthy.
Speaker 4: I've heard that before. I do think though.
Speaker 2: I just heard a story last week about Aubrey Aubrey
Speaker 2: plaus Aubrey Plaza, Audrey Aubrey. She was, you know, on
Speaker 2: Parks and rec of course, and who's the guy that's
Speaker 2: married to Amy Poehler on Parks and Rec with mustache
Speaker 2: Nick nick Offerman.
Speaker 3: Yes, so she was.
Speaker 2: She was telling the story because she's very funny and
Speaker 2: self aware or whatever. And she said they were working
Speaker 2: long hours and a pa was like, can I get
Speaker 2: you anything? And she's like, oh yeah, I'd love a
Speaker 2: cup of coffee. And so that's fine, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2: But apparently, and she says she tells the story that
Speaker 2: Nick was like, you know, or you could get your
Speaker 2: own cup of coffee. It's right there, and he just points,
Speaker 2: you know, and he was like, not being a dick.
Speaker 2: She wasn't mad at Nick for saying that she you know,
Speaker 2: on the threads or where people are like, oh, Nick's
Speaker 2: man's plaining how to get she can get coffee if
Speaker 2: she wants from a PA. But it's like nobody was
Speaker 2: in the wrong with the story. But Nick makes a
Speaker 2: point she doesn't have to like make someone go get
Speaker 2: her coffee, and she and she was like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It hadn't really occurred to me, but yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: could probably just go pour it myself. Although that is
Speaker 3: why that person has a job being a PA. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so that you don't have to leave the set to
Speaker 3: go get your own coffee.
Speaker 2: But okay, she wasn't like sending Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 2: it was I don't think anybody was wrong. Maybe Nick
Speaker 2: was being a little annoying if you really break it
Speaker 2: down in some ways, like I'd be annoyed because I
Speaker 2: would get the fuck I'd get the pas to do everything.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, can you listen, I need you to
Speaker 2: track down a therapist I had in two thousand and five?
Speaker 3: Are you following? Like you just what if the real
Speaker 3: story was like Nick Offerman, he just turns out to
Speaker 3: be the biggest asshole. If the real story was he
Speaker 3: was like, you're a chick, send your tits out to
Speaker 3: get it, like.
Speaker 2: Speaking, if I want to do one more story that
Speaker 2: I want to sneak in because he brought up John
Speaker 2: Mulaney and made me think of this, and you know,
Speaker 2: we're all fans of John Mulaney here.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to be married to him, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: But I'm pretty sure he did some looks Maxing. He
Speaker 2: definitely did some looks maxing. Some of it is like,
Speaker 2: you know, I think he got an ear He must
Speaker 2: have had his ears taped back, which why not. I
Speaker 2: mean he looks awesome from like a really goofy looking dude.
Speaker 2: He had his teeth fixed, he had his ears pinned.
Speaker 2: I think he had his jaw. I think he had
Speaker 2: a little mini bottom face lift.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's great and it made me think of looks
Speaker 2: max and I'm like, oh did he do? Because I
Speaker 2: became obsessed with that looxmaxer from this was like a
Speaker 2: couple months ago.
Speaker 4: But you know, you guys probably heard that last week.
Speaker 2: This guy named Connor Murphy who was a huge looks
Speaker 2: Maxing influencer.
Speaker 4: He died at thirty two years old.
Speaker 2: He had two point seven million followers on YouTube alone,
Speaker 2: just YouTube, and well no across YouTube and Instagram for
Speaker 2: sharing bodybuilding and fitness content, and the picture of him
Speaker 2: is just outrageous. He's like too small of a frame
Speaker 2: to have arms the way he does and it's crazy.
Speaker 2: So he's a looks maxing guy. He was in Thailand,
Speaker 2: you know, they're all like travel the world to make
Speaker 2: their videos and stuff, and he was acting erradically on
Speaker 2: a so yes, authorities in this province of Thailand responded
Speaker 2: to a call up man acting erradically at a luxury
Speaker 2: rental property and then he drowned in a lake.
Speaker 3: People just saw him.
Speaker 2: He was like going nuts, like running around being wild
Speaker 2: and then just like boom in the lake. He, like
Speaker 2: I said, had two point seven million followers and would
Speaker 2: do all this. And so there was something that came
Speaker 2: out about how he was posting content of himself injecting
Speaker 2: himself with something. They were calling it liquid gold. Do
Speaker 2: you know what liquid I don't know what that is. No,
Speaker 2: what is liquid gold?
Speaker 4: Can you google that please?
Speaker 2: So we could at least just know what that is,
Speaker 2: because that didn't. I don't think he just died from
Speaker 2: drowning in the lake. I think he took something liquid gold.
Speaker 2: It's supplements let's find out what it is. Okay, Yeah, uh,
Speaker 2: I don't know. What does liquid gold supplement do. It's
Speaker 2: a popular organic Fenu Greek free lactation supplement.
Speaker 3: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it says he and his twenty two year
Speaker 2: old girlfriend. It's fine, had booked the luxury rental property
Speaker 2: for three months. They were just going to go crazy
Speaker 2: and live in Thailand, and which sounds like, oh.
Speaker 3: God, I got I got something, hold on, hold on, Okay.
Speaker 3: The term liquid gold in the looks maxin community refers
Speaker 3: to a dangerous practice involving the injection of actual gold
Speaker 3: into the bloodstream. Yep, it's an extreme, unproven method stemming
Speaker 3: from the unregulated, stemming from unregulated subcultures, pursued by some
Speaker 3: influencers in the belief that it enhances skin tone, grants
Speaker 3: superhuman traits, or brings spiritual enlightenment. And then it says
Speaker 3: why it is extremely dangerous gold toxicity. Injected gold does
Speaker 3: not safely integrate with the body. It's known to cause
Speaker 3: severe medical issues, severe side effects that includes gastro intestinal bleeding, dermatitis,
Speaker 3: kidney damage, inflamed lung tissue. Yeah, and it says, oh,
Speaker 3: and it says it says, uh, it's it can alter
Speaker 3: a person's mental state and induce psychosis.
Speaker 4: Well, that's it, says.
Speaker 2: Police reportedly discovered that much of the property this like
Speaker 2: expensive property got in Thailand had been vandalized with black
Speaker 2: and yellow paint, which Murphy's girlfriend told authorities happened overnight
Speaker 2: while she was sleeping. So he had some kind of
Speaker 2: psychotic break while she was asleep. I really doubt that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she woke up during that. Can you imagine, like,
Speaker 2: I'm so sleepy, I'm not going to sleep, don't get
Speaker 2: into trouble. As he's injecting liquid gold and then he's
Speaker 2: just wrecking the entire place and painting it yellow, and
Speaker 2: she's just like, oh, this is I don't even know
Speaker 2: what what.
Speaker 3: I was so tired, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So Murphy's girlfriend told the police that his erratic behavior
Speaker 2: was unusual and had never happened before. Okay considered himself
Speaker 2: part of the looks maxine community, the sect of the
Speaker 2: Internet often associated with creator Clavi what's his name, clav
Speaker 2: clavicular And this is men who go to extreme lengths
Speaker 2: to optimize their physical appearance.
Speaker 4: And there's more and more.
Speaker 2: There's like other ones that are just becoming becoming a problem.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say yeah, and he he looks mad.
Speaker 3: He did, Yeah, he did.
Speaker 2: The weird sometimes they break bones in their face to
Speaker 2: get the bones to come back, like with a more
Speaker 2: of an edge to them.
Speaker 3: I mean, they are not fucking around. So that's where
Speaker 3: we are in society. Everybody enjoy that. The other day
Speaker 3: I asked my kids in a nice way. I was like,
Speaker 3: could you just take a sledgehammer and just slam it
Speaker 3: into my cheekbone? And they wouldn't do it, which I
Speaker 3: thought was rude. Sucks.
Speaker 4: I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I mean, you raise them best you can, and you
Speaker 2: hope they'll be there when you know, when you need them.
Speaker 3: I do, I do, But I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: like you won't. You also won't take the trash out?
Speaker 3: Is there anything that you will do to help me?
Speaker 3: And you know, they acted like it was just weird.
Speaker 3: They're weird. Is just not to bring it full circle,
Speaker 3: they're weird? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what somebody asked me once we're
Speaker 2: going to leave on this. I know this is going
Speaker 2: way too long, but like just for a little old
Speaker 2: school time, m hmm. I was just going to make
Speaker 2: a joke that I injected myself with like like eagle
Speaker 2: sweat so that I could make myself part eagle.
Speaker 3: You know, didn't I tell you that?
Speaker 2: One time a guy asked me and he was serious.
Speaker 2: He was really intelligent, extremely smart guy, and he was like,
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed to ask this, but like, could you carry
Speaker 2: a dog, like if you got like in vitro with
Speaker 2: a dog fetus, Like, could you carry the dog like
Speaker 2: in you like as a baby and then give birth
Speaker 2: to the dog.
Speaker 4: And I didn't even know, Like I didn't. I then
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, what that's so cute.
Speaker 4: No, of course not what And then I of course
Speaker 4: came home and just made sure.
Speaker 3: But no, you cannot see. I mean, dog's pregnancies are
Speaker 3: very short.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they're like three or four months first of all.
Speaker 3: And yeah, they're like yeah exactly, they're like sixty I mean,
Speaker 3: you can have a dog.
Speaker 4: Baby in sixty days.
Speaker 3: You're in bilical cor It's not Gonnare's that it doesn't
Speaker 3: work in the same way. It's not going to.
Speaker 2: Attach, it's a different size, there's different nutrients that the
Speaker 2: dog would need from you, right, couldn't like squeeze that
Speaker 2: out of your jash like he was not kidding, and
Speaker 2: he was like sixty.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: So you guys, you know when we talk about and
Speaker 2: we hear women like we really need to have more
Speaker 2: women's health available, like how babies, you know, how babies
Speaker 2: are made, and how periods work, and like hormones as
Speaker 2: we age, Like.
Speaker 4: Can we can we get on those guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to. Hey, tomorrow, we're gonna have for you.
Speaker 3: Don't think that we don't know about the jacket Antonoff
Speaker 3: and Mark Qually's story. We're covering that borrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been digging into that, so stay tuned. And
Speaker 2: then we've got a lot of fun little treats this week. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: hey with us and on Patreon. We had a fun Patreon.
Speaker 2: I found so many more of those since then. But
Speaker 2: we we go after dating threads. These people that post
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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thanks everybody, love you bydy bye