Speaker 1: I'll start to you want to present off the bench
with Jacob Hester and T Bob Aber?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, off the.
Speaker 1: Bench with Jacob Hester and Bob Aber. Now here's Jacob
Hester and T Bob a bear.
Speaker 3: Yo, what's happening to y'all? Wok men out? We two
here on Wednesday, which means one thing. It's time for
its fluster. I thought we had a sounder.
Speaker 4: Let's go drop it.
Speaker 5: We just we don't do this any other time. Why
would you think.
Speaker 3: That I have no we have a flustering choud.
Speaker 6: We have one, but I don't it's I don't like it.
I never got it redone because we never use it.
Speaker 4: So I was like, well, okay, well find what's everything
you want?
Speaker 3: Okay? Awkward? We never you have never called for it ever.
Look you know, and I make all these things.
Speaker 5: You never called for this.
Speaker 3: It's like being conditioned.
Speaker 6: You know, you gotch was the last time we did
the Munkey's open?
Speaker 3: You got to stay right? Get ready? We do the mounkey,
but every time that's not true.
Speaker 5: When's the last time we did it for Dev?
Speaker 3: Well? I don't know when's last time Dev cames on?
Speaker 2: That's been you want that's been getting a little more
spotty as as time has gone on.
Speaker 3: Dev getting busy, that's getting busy. You know, he's very up. Yeah,
yeah's absolutely blown up. I agree.
Speaker 2: Grinder a man who decided to go into the content
game and has just continued to get better and better
and better because guys, kids, it turns out the best
way to do something well is not to be born
good at it, but it just practiced like hell. And
that's exactly what Dev has done, and that's why he's
taken over.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: That other voice you hear is not Jay Kester. He
is in Green Bay. But the voice you hear somebody
used to play in Green Bay. Mister Matt Flynn, Matt,
what's up?
Speaker 3: Brother? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: No much?
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning. Heard you had a big week.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah in California. It's very fun.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: When went to Dead in Company, at the sphere entered, uh,
the ethereal plane of my ancestors got connected to humanity
as large, disassociated your ego and.
Speaker 4: kJ raw you raw dog. It just water the whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely absolutely, not a single mind altering substance
entered my body. I just went foris Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Uh no, I mean look and if you saw me
licking the air or crying at any point in the show, Uh,
what can I say?
Speaker 3: The Sphere is overwhelming. I mean it's it's incredible.
Speaker 4: How was it?
Speaker 3: Uh, it's awesome.
Speaker 2: It's my third time going to the sphere actually, so
it's I'm a bit spoiled in that way because it's
your third time the Sphere to see Dead in company. Yes,
when twice last year, once this year.
Speaker 3: You love it.
Speaker 2: We all saw on lifetime, so we sold it to
our wives originally as a once in a lifetime trip
and then it turned into it.
Speaker 3: Twice at a lifetime trip. I gotta say though.
Speaker 2: So I was already in LA and I flew in
just Thursday night, and then I flew back Friday morning,
So it flew Thursday or the day I flew back
Friday morning to go to Rome.
Speaker 3: Showed I would go meet him in studio.
Speaker 2: All that meeting the first time was great, but and
then my daughter's birthday was Saturday, bro my boys stayed
until Easter Sunday. They stayed and went Thursday show, Friday show,
and Saturday show. The first conversation they had when they
walked in the door, I know had to be intense,
more intense than anything they experienced over those four days.
Speaker 4: So if you and your buddies were like ten years
older and you didn't have like the athletic gene that
you did and the size which you have been like
following year round, like absolutely bread panic, Absolutely not not
for me.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm a head over heels in love with it in
short bursts, but absolutely not for me. That is one
of the things that I'm always that is one of
the things that I'm always struck by because you know,
before the coms you go to Shakedown Street and that's
where you got a bunch of hippies selling their wares
and whatnot. I'm always amazed at, like, man, you really
you really just made this your life?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 2: Like you're like, yeah, your kids running around here in
the stall, You're selling tight ice shirts and dead pins.
Speaker 4: How do you make it living? How did you buy
the tickets?
Speaker 2: I don't know what a lot of times they're looking
to buy to it. I don't know, I don't know,
but yeah, some people go all in. I did get
involved in my first hippie drum circle, which was great.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I gotta say it's I'm surprised it's your first time,
ye venturing into a hippie drum circle.
Speaker 3: Well, I've never seen one in the wild.
Speaker 2: And they had a bus that you would walk on
and there were two old hippies playing bongos, and so
you would sit down and they would start up a
beat and you could join in. Some other randoms rolled
in and we had a great.
Speaker 8: Time on that bus.
Speaker 3: No, there's no video of it.
Speaker 2: I couldn't get med Burger to come on the buster.
He's being such a loser.
Speaker 4: You said hippie drum circle like it's a common phrase,
and I was like, well, what the hell is the
hippie drum is.
Speaker 2: A real thing like movies or the giant one once
where in Asheville.
Speaker 3: Uh once one founder? What's that?
Speaker 5: You want the sounder for?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 5: Forster?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 5: But I don't hear it, honestly.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's do it then, Fluster.
Speaker 5: This is why I don't play it.
Speaker 9: This is the real start of flush, the format, throw away,
the run down.
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 7: It's time for a bit of unscripted conversation with former
LU and NFL quarterback and Matt Flynn. Okay, off the
bench presents flustering. Here's t bob abys Jacob and Matt
Flynn's friends dress is.
Speaker 3: It is? It's a little it's a little corny. It's
not all bad. There's a couple of okay parts of this.
I started with a fun scripted conversation. Is all little,
a little two on the nose.
Speaker 4: It could have tons of football puns in there.
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Speaker 5: Strong supposed to do two scoops.
Speaker 3: Well, they say, if you do two.
Speaker 5: Scoops, then it like cancels out everything.
Speaker 3: I think that's not I think that doesn't make any
sense at all to MESA. That is what people say, though,
Wait they do say that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, they say stuff along those lines, like
I was told by one of my friends, if you
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I googled it, and AI says some are saying that,
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the weekend and not the Shannon Sharp good time, which,
by the way, the Shannon video yesterday, the one.
Speaker 5: Where he's.
Speaker 6: What you're talking about, I gotta be honest, it's a
little ai huh.
Speaker 2: It's a little well, it's I Actually what he's saying
is abusive. I can't tell in the interplay if they're
doing a sex thing or not, which is why it's
kind of tough to talk about.
Speaker 3: I'm more mean that video.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the video we can play it where
Shannon's basically saying, look, there's about to be a video
released about me, and I'm gonna tell you right now
about this. Guys, this is why you cannot be sleeping
with these young, trifling women or men. Be happy, be old,
fifty six years old. Get you somebody who's gonna take
care of you.
Speaker 3: What are we doing here?
Speaker 4: Was it an OnlyFans?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, And I feel like they're trying to make money,
so extortion's not off the table.
Speaker 2: Well that's what Channon say. That is clearly extortioned by
Busby and her. It's just an awful situation.
Speaker 3: All the way around. It's so greasy all the round.
Speaker 2: I don't want to side with anybody because I don't
know what the hell's going on?
Speaker 3: How could I? But I think we.
Speaker 2: Can learn lessons. And again, you have to be careful
with these trifling homes. Dude, you you you, you invite
what you know, You get what you invite in.
Speaker 3: And if you're gonna be sleeping.
Speaker 2: Around with young women all over the place, big booty
latinas doing breeding and race play, like, yeah, it's gonna go,
it might get a little weird and a little bad.
Speaker 3: You did do We have a video? I put it
in the doc.
Speaker 4: I don't know hate apology videos, an apology press color.
Speaker 3: This is I'm with you.
Speaker 4: It's the worst. It's like, have the club or your
whoever you work for, release a statement. Nobody remembers that
it's just chritin. It doesn't work because everybody, I don't
care if it's strange, the most random athlete or the
most like, the best actor, the best whoever it is,
they're all sincere, and it all it's all the same.
You can't say anything that nobody else has said.
Speaker 6: It's I also feel very strongly about like we just
all know way too much about each other.
Speaker 4: True, you're mistake, Just say sorry, like you don't have
to overact your sympathy.
Speaker 3: Also, they should have put a mic on my guy.
I am I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I'm really perturbed by the quality of the audio in
this video. Your professional broadcaster has a ton of experience
and ton of your in a great studio.
Speaker 3: Somebody through Mike on this guy.
Speaker 10: My favorites are always like when something happens and somebody
goes this is very out of character for me. It's
not who I am, and I'm like but like it
kind of is on Instagram Live.
Speaker 8: I've never done this before.
Speaker 3: This is not the one.
Speaker 8: This is not me, all right.
Speaker 3: So here's what Shannon had to had to say.
Speaker 11: My family, friend, supportive, and colleague, I want to speak
to you directly and from the heart.
Speaker 3: This is a shakedown.
Speaker 11: I'm going to be open, transparent and defend myself because
this isn't right. This is all being orchestrated by Tony Buzzby,
who is targeted jay Z. Tony Buzzby targets black men,
and I believe he's going to release a thirty second
clip of a sex tape that tries to make me
look guilty and played into every stereotype you could possibly imagine.
That video should actually be ten minutes or so, Hey, Tony,
instead of releasing your edit, put the whole video out'
You know what happened, and you're trying to manipulate the media.
The encountering question took place during the day at her invitation,
and now that appears to be able to deliver sales
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he in twenty bus fifty million dollars. The guinea is
sued for defamation and trying to take me down.
Speaker 4: My career is all about real talk and honesty.
Speaker 11: I know my family and fans know exactly what this
is about, and I'm going to be out there telling
you whatever I need.
Speaker 4: To say, just like I always do. I love all
of you guys.
Speaker 3: Thanks damn. Right after he was rumored to be offered
one hundred million.
Speaker 2: Dollars too for the podcast what I Do Like a
Carly from Only Yeah No, No, we don't.
Speaker 8: You probably know her by her professional.
Speaker 3: Name Carly.
Speaker 4: The how to release a thirty second sixth video.
Speaker 2: I just want to say that thirty seconds guaranteed freaky thirty.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolute freaky.
Speaker 8: They grabbed the highlights of the club.
Speaker 4: It wasn't there a chain of sharp sex video like
six months It was audio. It was he was.
Speaker 8: Totally on I G line.
Speaker 2: And we could hear like grunning and it seems like
he was doing a good job.
Speaker 8: Her name was Michellee.
Speaker 4: What was what was your only fans name?
Speaker 5: Though maybe it was Michelle?
Speaker 4: He damn, dude, I mean again, I was annoyed in
the first four words, me too, me too, me too.
Speaker 2: Absolutely then again, though from a pure pr perspective, I
think it might be the right thing to do.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying it's not. I just I don't like
the the sincere apology videos.
Speaker 2: Funnily enough, especially when it apologized. Yeah, he kind of
just said like, look, I'm being shut up. But it
has the same feeling. It still has the same feeling. Again, guys,
just find your one to love.
Speaker 4: You know, he's fifty fifty six and he looks great.
Speaker 3: He's got an eight pack, he's shredded.
Speaker 4: Got a good job.
Speaker 2: Find you one to love, dude. It's actually very funny.
I don't know if we can play it here because
I think she may curse in it. But he had
Monique on the podcast not long ago, and she dressed
him down and said the same thing. He said, you
need get somebody who's gonna is gonna take care of you,
then cook you.
Speaker 3: Some some other turkey legs afterwards, like what are we
doing here? You're out of here.
Speaker 2: Mess with all these young girls and you'll get in trouble.
I get a hobby, That's what I'm saying. Fine, find
you does have a hobby, but get a different hobby. Yeah, exactly, exactly,
include twenty year old only fans, models fans.
Speaker 6: I'm say what's wrong with twenty year old latinas because look, I.
Speaker 2: Love a BBL as much as then next person, not
as much as he's not a surgery BBL.
Speaker 3: I mean a big booty Latina.
Speaker 2: Okay, obviously right, but there there are some things in
some fantasies that are better left in that fantastical realm.
Don't blow your life up over a big bullion Tina. Also,
don't want to attack big belly La Tina. You know again, no,
I'm not trying to attack anybody here.
Speaker 3: I love them.
Speaker 2: I love big booty women of all varieties and I
always have and nothing is ever going to change that.
But I am committed to one big booty woman and
that will physically be the big booty woman that I.
Speaker 3: Stay committed to.
Speaker 2: It's okay to fantasize and think and whatnot, but just
gotta It's like mcgrhampa said, Man, every man got two heads.
Speaker 3: You let that little head make the decisions. You go
and get in trouble.
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Speaker 3: I've confirmed to move to San Antonio. I would love it.
I would love it. This sounds like a TV appology. No, no,
it's not. It's not what I'm saying. It's not what
I'm saying at all.
Speaker 4: He's actually unapologetic.
Speaker 8: You spent in twenty five k per cheek like h Shannon.
Speaker 3: No, it is funny though.
Speaker 2: They find Anthony Edwards fifty k for did you hear
what he told the crowd should have told the fans
in the Laker game game once that my uh phallus
is bigger than yours in that language, and the NBA
finding fifty k, I was like, just give it a Shanon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know it means, yeah, he needs it to
pay for the cheeks. He's gonna keep clapping.
Speaker 10: No, she text message Mattic got released between them two
and it was about as weird as you could imagine
it was. And there was one text where she said,
I know you want this twenty five K per cheek
and we were like, what.
Speaker 8: Are you gonna do with one cheek?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can I Can I buy the one?
Speaker 4: I can't afford.
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 3: And how does that work?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Bogo?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 3: But call in the next five minutes and you get
a bogot, you get both.
Speaker 10: The other free, or buy one cheek up front, slowly
financed the second one.
Speaker 3: Aren't we financing burritos?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 5: That's insane?
Speaker 3: Can I finance my only fans prostitution?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: Shannon needs to call into Dave Ramsey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, financing burritoses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not good with your finances, but financing burritos
two cheeks?
Speaker 4: A quote read twenty five for cheek quantity two.
Speaker 2: On?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to talk about Shannon here, so we'll
get away from it. And uh, maybe I'm talking a
matt a little bit about the draft. I want to
play the video of Shaquille O'Neal clearly having to go
take a dump in the middle of in the middle
of inside the NBA. It's very good. So we got
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Speaker 9: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench.
Speaker 3: What's happening, y'all, Welcome back go TV.
Speaker 4: It's a good jam.
Speaker 3: Tobab Abar, Matt Flynn, Alandra Bierre Aalen hanging out with
you today.
Speaker 4: What do we call this one time teef te flobbing.
Speaker 3: Chief flobbing, something along those lines like flobbing. I don't know, Flynn, Bob,
I don't know. Uh sorry, I'm having a Disney adult
argument on my text right now. Let me ignore that. God,
I'm sorry, y'all. I don't know. I think i'd allergy something.
Speaker 4: I know what's going on. I'm very.
Speaker 3: Kind of like that today. Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 4: I think I enjoyed the show yesterday. I thought you
were a little critical on the car review.
Speaker 2: I think that is I mean, I know you're lying
because you literally text me that you. It's probably the
favorite segment we've ever done.
Speaker 3: It really was.
Speaker 2: The carview video is the biggest steaming pile of dog
crap that's ever been unleased upon YouTube. The views support
that in the comments, and I was your opinion on that, man?
I mean, you got Kirk Cousins out here showing up today,
one of the Falcons offseason, even though he's benched and
they're they're not trading them at least not now, even
though he's asking to. But he's a professional being paid
fifty million dollars, so he's showing up for work. And
here you got Derek Carr, you know, potentially faking injuries
because that's the response I've seen a lot.
Speaker 3: But he's injured. I don't care if he's injured. Get
your ass in the building. You're the quarterback. You can
do something.
Speaker 2: You're being paid forty million dollars. And then you're flexing.
You're out of touch, ass, you're flexing that you bought
a five hundred thousand dollars rolls Royce ev just to
parlay it into an awful YouTube video.
Speaker 4: It's just a business expense for their their content.
Speaker 2: Like, like, ma, could you be more out of touch.
I mean, am I am I off base for saying
to him not showing up day one his grounds for cutting,
which I guess is his play.
Speaker 4: He probably starts to do it.
Speaker 3: He's trying to make it.
Speaker 4: I hear that. So everyone always like, you know, he
can do it, why can't I do it? Blah blah blah.
Not everybody gets graded on the same scale on any
walk of life. So like, if you are a guy
that's solidified and you're one of the stars of the team,
you can get away with more things than a guy
that's like online, right, but he's acting like a guy
that he's swiping some card that Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers,
Drew Brees probably could have good white and he's just
not at that level. He cannot do what he's doing.
Speaker 3: No, And again that's the thing, like, look Alvin Kamara.
I don't know if he was there or not.
Speaker 2: He very famously trains alone in the offseason and he
always shows up ready, Like like the context is what matters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he gets paid a lot, but a lot of
quarterbacks get like he's not a top paid guy. No,
certainly not a top performing guy.
Speaker 2: The context, though, is what makes me so mad. And
it's that it's a new era, new coach, day one
of that new era, and you're paying your quarterback forty million,
which to your point is not a super high number.
Like we said, it's about middle of the pack NFL nowadays.
Speaker 3: But he's not that good and he needs to be there.
He needs to be there. I don't care, full stop.
So so yes, in the like, I think he's trying
to force his way out.
Speaker 2: I think he's trying to make himself get cut because
he's guaranteed all this money and he knows he can.
I think it's uh, I think I yeah, I'm done.
I'm just completely done. I'm completely done with Derek Carr.
Speaker 4: It does from a guy that is not a Saints fan, Yeah,
and just outside looking in always thought it was a
terrible pickup, and then certainly thought it was a terrible
like restructure.
Speaker 3: I do not know why they that this offseason.
Speaker 4: I mean, of course that they need a full full
bun change over there out.
Speaker 3: Matt not a Mickey guy at all, and none of
us are really anymore.
Speaker 4: Anyway, not to say he hadn't been getting the pass,
just for what it is, like if it's any other organization,
and any other sport around the world. He's not the
guy anymore. Yeah, it doesn't matter. There's just obviously there's
a relationship there. But Derek Carr has not been the
guy either. And like, what is what is your what's
the point of doing all this? Like what's your plan?
It doesn't seem like there is a plan. It doesn't
seem like there's been a plan for a while.
Speaker 2: Your plan was to tie yourself to two more years
to a quarterback who underperforms nobody likes in the locker room.
Speaker 4: It seem like that. H It just doesn't seem like
anybody likes him. They anybody likes him.
Speaker 3: I mean the only person that kind of defends him
publicly is Cam Joy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And but the thing is you tied yourself to him
for two more years after he begged you for a trade.
Speaker 3: In the off season. If he wants to go, let
him go. Tell Kellen Moore.
Speaker 2: Look, we understand if you suck this year because you
have Spencer Rattler and whoever else in quarterbacks.
Speaker 4: I actually think Spencer is gonna be a pretty good player.
Speaker 3: No, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I don't mean, you know, I'm not here to you know,
weigh in one way or another on Spencer, there were flashes. Certainly,
I just mean give Kellen Moore that peace of mind
that like, look, we got a cut bait on this guy.
Speaker 3: He wants out, let's export to blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: But instead they say, let's extend for two years and
be in the exact same spot next season that we
are this season crazy crazy.
Speaker 4: You imagine Derek doing the tush push and like scoring
touchdowns and like getting up and doing his like over
the top cheesy celebrations.
Speaker 5: The Michael Jackson thing.
Speaker 4: It's like, you didn't do anything. They just pushed you
in the end zone.
Speaker 2: The other thing about car and I thought that Nick
did a great job pointing this out yesterday, is he's
been coddled compared to the other players.
Speaker 3: Dennis Allen never held him to the same standard.
Speaker 2: He would make excuses for him and allow him to
make excuses why very clearly calling out other players like
so so here the the franchise has been on their
knees for Derek and he's still disrespected that.
Speaker 4: You're right, Dennis Allen was the worst at taking the
podium in a press conference after the game. I do
it always, and he was except for Car. Yeah, and
he wouldn't put the blame on the guys that needed it.
If you screw up, your coach should tell you screwed up.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And it's obvious everybody else knows who it is, but
the coaches denying it in front of me. It's there
are some really bad looks, even goes.
Speaker 2: If I have to see another Derek car cross grab
in a Saint's uniform, I might not be a Saints
fan anymore.
Speaker 3: That's where I'm out.
Speaker 4: What are what car is gonna get next?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I didn't even consider they would do
a second episode?
Speaker 4: Was that their first? I bet they go to like
a super like a really cheap used car.
Speaker 2: As Taylor pointed out, non sponsor, and in the exact
same rating on every single element of the video presence
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Speaker 3: That's the other thing.
Speaker 2: You score the presence twenty out of ten on this
rolls Royce ev you massive effing douchebag like presence twenty
out of ten. Like it so clearly shows where your
values are, what you think is cool, and you're just
You're just a material based loser.
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of ten.
Speaker 2: Maybe if you had a screen accurate replica of the Dolorean,
then we could discuss presents twenty out of ten, not
with some car that you just used your ill gotten
games to pay for.
Speaker 8: Did you watch the did you watch the video?
Speaker 4: I watched I watched it when you were playing it.
Speaker 8: When he when he goes, guys like, I don't. I
never thought I would do this, but we're going twenty
out of ten. There it goes, actually you know what,
I'm going twenty out of six.
Speaker 3: And they both just laugh after every sentence. The other
one utters. Now one joke.
Speaker 4: Told from like two of the most like uncor charismatic
guys too, not saying like I'm any more charismatic, but
you do you?
Speaker 3: I mean it was no, you have it charisma in
your pow.
Speaker 2: It was so too.
Speaker 4: It's like, even if you don't have charisma, at least
get some videography, like get that camera moveing around the
around the car, walk around with it.
Speaker 5: Like we talked about Shannon Sharp's audio. The audio on
that video was terrible.
Speaker 3: You buy five car and you can't buy a lave Mic?
What are we doing?
Speaker 5: Make a little a road Mike that's wireless something like that.
Speaker 3: Come on crazy.
Speaker 5: One level was like way lower than the other.
Speaker 8: Like, what are we doing here crazy?
Speaker 3: It's a homegrown network, you know.
Speaker 4: Well what like if he just comes out? What if
he just did it? Was it their first episode?
Speaker 8: It was their first one together.
Speaker 10: Look at the channel, like, David cars up there, like,
here's why we started the channel.
Speaker 8: I didn't watch it, of course, but they do, Like I.
Speaker 4: Think they just wanted to. I think they started this
YouTube video. This is what in my in my brain,
this is my defense of this video. They started it,
made a little LLC for it so they could buy
expensive cars and get a tax break from it. Yeah,
write it off business expense something that's rich person. That's
the only excuse I can give it.
Speaker 5: And if he gives that, Derek Carr gives up. I
mean he just scammed New His CPA was.
Speaker 4: Like, I got a great idea. You want to these
cars make a terrible YouTube.
Speaker 5: Scam New Orleans getting to give you this contract.
Speaker 2: Back in the day, the Cannon called for a general
revolt against Roger Goodell should he set step foot in
the state.
Speaker 3: I'm calling it for for Derek Carr.
Speaker 2: I do not need to see that man put boot
to ground again the state of Louisiana.
Speaker 4: You're calling it for Derek or calling it for Mickey.
Speaker 3: Uh, it's not again. I mean Derek something like Don Corleone,
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 4: Don't ever blame a player forgetting money he can't know,
but I blame him for how he's acting.
Speaker 3: Money.
Speaker 8: Again.
Speaker 3: That's what broke me here, not showing up for work.
And I know it's a pros.
Speaker 2: I know the offseason is different in the pros, but
quarterbacks are different as well.
Speaker 4: If you're established guy with multiple pro balls, like you're
thought of as being one of the dudes in the NFL,
and you got a really good relationship with your team
and your coaching staff, it gets fine to miss stuff. Yeah,
it's okay, it's fine. No one really cares. No one
likes the off season. You're not getting anything out of it,
but you have the relation. You have to have the foundation.
Speaker 3: Like Cam Jordan's still there working. He doesn't have to.
He's doing good morning football and still working well.
Speaker 4: He's playing a Quarterbacks a little differ because you don't
have to like bulk up and stay strong. You's got
to throw the ball.
Speaker 3: Wow, make reads NFL quarterback very easy.
Speaker 2: Just all right. I still want to get the shack.
I still want to get the mat in the draft.
I'm glad that we did that, though, Uh, just reinforcing.
Speaker 4: I hate to say I told you so, I know,
tell me.
Speaker 3: Tell me, I don't say it.
Speaker 2: I deserve to be put in a gip mask and
whipped by Shannon Sharp, potentially even a collar for how
I defended Derek Carr.
Speaker 4: That's what I deserve for thirty seconds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, we'll we get bat more.
Speaker 9: To be off the bench. Back at it were sports
talk meets pure chaos off the bench with Hesser and
t Bob.
Speaker 3: Okay, when I mentioned dysentery, what pops into your head?
Speaker 5: Organ trail?
Speaker 3: Yes, good job, that's what I was looking for. Now.
Y'all probably don't remember the green and black organ trail
when computers were just green and black organs, green and gold.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It floppy discs, floppy disks. I've heard of it.
Speaker 3: It was like one of those.
Speaker 8: Games where you had to like travel or whatever.
Speaker 3: It was awesome.
Speaker 4: I never made it. I don't think I ever made it.
The organ.
Speaker 2: I don't think I ever did either did anybody I've
not always get distracted or anybody ever made it the
organ on this, I'm pretty sure I I I vaguely
remember one of the final challenges being a whitewater afting
segment and watching my older sister navigate it and being
very impressed.
Speaker 4: I remember doing this like second, second and third grade.
We would have, like, you know, one thirty minute computer
period once a week, can we do that? It was
either Oregon Trail or some game I don't remember the
name of it where you would build like a dinosaur zoo.
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds fun.
Speaker 4: It was amazing.
Speaker 2: I used to love on the green and black computers.
There are a bunch of typing like race car games
that I liked. But then once you got into like
color computers, you ever played like Treasure math Storm.
Speaker 4: Or yeah Blaster.
Speaker 2: We did some math Mario teaches typing all very very
fucking god. Treasure masks Storm was fun.
Speaker 6: We used to do coolmath games dot com and they
had like a baseball game where you had to like
solve the equation and if you got it right, it's
got a base hit.
Speaker 3: It's a good time. Yeah, what about oh man, what
was the game with? It was a candy Land games.
Oh well the board game. No, no, god. There was
an old uh.
Speaker 2: Mini putt game that was like I think made by
like Nabisco or something back in the day. That was
the first online browser I remember playing.
Speaker 4: When y'all when you were in eighth grade, you might
have you're two years past younger may three years. Well
did you use the graphing calculators? Oh yeah, oh yeah,
and then have the h you could have that one
kid that would plug it in and hack it and
put like twenty games.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, the drug dealing game where drugs and build
up an empire Phoenix, which was like a Gala good type.
Speaker 4: Shoot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was was so freaking good.
Speaker 4: Shout out to the in eighth grade. Your teacher's talking,
you're just dealing drugs, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, talk about something that I would have no idea
what we're talking about. Sign co sign parabolas.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all that stuff.
Speaker 4: Teachers like, it's so hard. Just get this calculator completely
out anything Texas instruments, anything.
Speaker 5: There is a guarantee I was either going to fail
math or get a very low seat.
Speaker 3: Every single semester, really every other I was good at math.
Speaker 5: It used to make me cry that.
Speaker 2: Did you have a bad teacher at the beginning my
white she had a garbage teacher that didn't normally teach math,
and basically, like it was almost like a sociological experiment
because there was a whole class of them that ended
up in remedial math, where the the the common denominator
was they all first learned algebra like from this teacher
who didn't normally teach maths. So it was very much like,
oh that matters, you know again, natural talent doesn't matter
as much as we think it does.
Speaker 4: It just never made sense to me, But it was
an experiment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it was right exactly.
Speaker 5: Dang I made all these kids remedial.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he didn't he his finance. Yeah, I thought
he's pretty good that anyway.
Speaker 2: Uh here is Shaquille O'Neill live at halftime having to uh.
Speaker 3: Well, you'll see another thing about Kawhi is you know.
Speaker 4: What you alright? Big fell the crap? Oh go ahead,
keep talking. That's the olive all you've been drinking. Take
some matches with you, Take someone with it. He listened.
Speaker 2: He couldn't hold it after forty You can't hold its
first kill.
Speaker 8: They got to hear something that wasn't something planned, was it?
Speaker 4: Listen? He was in the back talking about a drink
alcohol and clearing he's been drinking.
Speaker 3: I didn't well the cleaning gun.
Speaker 7: It's clean.
Speaker 6: I did not like his gate.
Speaker 2: I mean already nailed it. The gate gate tells you
everything as well as his face. Do you have the
face tailor? This is one of my favorite faces I've
ever seen on live television. That is the face of
a man who realizes he is cooked, one of the
most dominant human beings on the entire planet, dominated by his.
Speaker 3: Own gastrol and desginal systems.
Speaker 2: Because you know, up until this point he's been fighting it,
and this right here, this is the face of surrender.
This is when he realizes, I'm really gonna have to
stand up in the middle of this segment.
Speaker 4: No matter what you do in life, how heroic you
have been, two things get you, death get you. Man.
Having a go poo true is kind of true up
on you when you don't want it to. Middle of
an airplane, middle of a radio segment.
Speaker 2: That's why, Like sometimes if it's like you know, traveler
or something, maybe just slam some pepto, just lock everything up.
Now olive oil obviously the opposite. So I looked up
drinking alva with the benefits of arts. Is drinking alive
a particularly extra and may offer various health benefits, including
supporting heart health, promoting digestion, and potentially aiding in weight
management because on to say, it's like, you know, anti ox,
it's got healthy fats, which makes you feel false, maybe
you eat less and stuff.
Speaker 3: But I also think that if I were to drink
a shot of olive oil or however much they're drinking,
I too would immediately be cooked.
Speaker 4: Be cooked. You imagine pick up an olive oil and
a pot of coffee.
Speaker 3: Good god, what a powerful combination.
Speaker 4: Don't let everybody, let anyone ever like belittle to you
or laugh or make fun if you ever have to
go on a spot, because there's not one person on
this planet that doesn't do it.
Speaker 3: Ryan, Remember that if you would have given that to
Big Schmiller in college, you would have found a shotgun
blast yep through your bathroom door.
Speaker 4: So I was. I was roommates with Miller for multiple years.
Shout out, mister Ryan Miller, and.
Speaker 3: I you know I was using yeas go ahead, yeah, fully, fully, no, he.
Speaker 4: Would like it.
Speaker 3: Riverboat pilot, very successful human being.
Speaker 4: So I would be laying in bed in the morning
and I'd hear him like four, a couple of coffee
and thirty seconds later, oh, just take off running.
Speaker 3: Yeah the gate.
Speaker 2: You would have that exact gate as soon as the
coffee hit his lips, shout out to check.
Speaker 3: But my bigger question, should we start drinking all.
Speaker 4: Of I think there's what I mean.
Speaker 5: If you're gonna be doing that in the middle of
a second, well, yeah, nobody.
Speaker 3: To tie it better. But are we sarging? Should we
start drinking?
Speaker 4: I'm really into like two tablespoons of coconut oil every day.
Speaker 3: Really, I like it straight up. It's hard.
Speaker 4: It's hard, but it's supposed to be good for like
cardiovascular I love coconut.
Speaker 2: I think it is the best sexual lubricant. I think
it works great on food. It's great for coding cast
irons as well. I did not know about ingesting it
directly like that. I'm not a poster though. In Coconut Magically.
Speaker 4: The I think the premise was like people in Hawaii
and like great, like Guam and like all those South
Pacific islands, they eat a lot of coconut and they
have like the lowest rate of cardiovascular Oh wow, okay there, no,
that's the least what I read in one article.
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Speaker 3: Efficacy? I see, I see. I always wondering where we
go with that, yes, e Fecalcy.
Speaker 5: I was sitting on it for a minute, as wait,
what did you just say?
Speaker 3: Where did I get efficlcy?
Speaker 5: Where did I get that from?
Speaker 3: Efficulty?
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Speaker 2: Oh okay, all the way out here real quick, look
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is great, This is great. This is just gonna put
you in a good mood. I think this is from
twenty twenty or or something like that. I'm sorry I
should have told you better. Than the break as we're
up against the end now, but here we go.
Speaker 3: Listen said get away.
Speaker 2: They're good.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Miami Club.
Speaker 4: Why what you want?
Speaker 3: What I could throw in Miami? That's always been to me.
The is it a week one of the main Yeah yeah,
one of the main Cajun friends. Kind of hallmarks. But
I'd like to learn, man, dude, we really had something,
didn't we If the pandemic never happened, that man would
still be head coaching. They would have still been good.
I believe that. I believe that the further we get
from it, I believe that, in my heart of hearts,
he would have survived whatever, you know, maybe rocked his
boat a little bit.
Speaker 4: Three for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Matt, thank you so much, brother,
You're the man.
Speaker 4: Thanks, guys, appreciate it. Guys.
Speaker 3: Drink, drink, Come off the bench, y,