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<v Speaker 1>Everish shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you tako one

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<v Speaker 1>O one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, this hour brought you

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<v Speaker 2>by our final day for a win it before. You

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<v Speaker 2>can buy its tickets, airfare, hotel and cash to head

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<v Speaker 2>out to Las Vegas in September to join us for

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<v Speaker 2>our iHeartRadio Music Festival.

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<v Speaker 3>That trip one thousand dollars and yeah, good news.

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<v Speaker 4>There's some bands in the rock genre this year.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a whole it's a whole hodge podge if you

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<v Speaker 3>would like a buffet of a bunch of different, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>styles of music.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a really good time out there. Nine oh five

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<v Speaker 2>the first of our three trips up for grabs today.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll remind you when we get closer. Okay, So this

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<v Speaker 2>past weekend in the Pacific northwestern part of the country,

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<v Speaker 2>it was the first, uh, really significantly warm weather that

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<v Speaker 2>they've had going into the soon to be summer sea

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<v Speaker 2>and so of course a lot of people wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>get outside and enjoy the great outdoors.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they do the baby oil in the driveway with

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<v Speaker 3>the tinfoil like they used to do up north.

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<v Speaker 2>I really can't speak to that. I have no information

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<v Speaker 2>pertaining to that question.

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<v Speaker 4>Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe some of our transplants are folks listening via the

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<v Speaker 2>free iHeartRadio app in the Pacific Northwest can chime in

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<v Speaker 2>with a response.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think many people do that anymore. I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's uh, yeah, we're all a little too wise now.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, back with the thought process of wanting to

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<v Speaker 2>get out and enjoy the outdoors. Nothing better than an

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<v Speaker 2>afternoon of paddle boarding on the Nakwalmie River in Washington

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<v Speaker 2>State until suddenly floater.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh really a dead body?

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<v Speaker 2>What a way to ruin a perfectly good afternoon of

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<v Speaker 2>paddle boarding.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you just keep paddling.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this guy, uh, he stopped down and alerted authorities

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<v Speaker 2>by about quarter one Sunday afternoon, called him out there

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<v Speaker 2>in King County and they fished the floater.

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<v Speaker 4>Any any word on the floater?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, they're at the police department is asking for information.

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<v Speaker 2>They haven't even identified who this is. It could just

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<v Speaker 2>be I's going to say a drifter, but more specifically

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<v Speaker 2>a floater. Yeah, wow, you're out there. Oh this is great.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, thunk beautiful weather. Now what was that look

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<v Speaker 3>back there?

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<v Speaker 4>It is?

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<v Speaker 3>Yah, I hope it was at least face down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's right. Picture the bald head.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess that.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you say something about Squalmy in there? He

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<v Speaker 3>said it's Anqualmie River? Can I see that where or

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<v Speaker 3>point to where it is? Because my my buddy works

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<v Speaker 3>for a casino out there and that might be it.

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<v Speaker 3>So maybe we have a casino. You know, it didn't

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<v Speaker 3>work out well at the casino that.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of thing. I really don't know. I think no,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be too coincidental because I have a shirt

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<v Speaker 3>and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>To say it, all right, I have a headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week contender. We had two of them yesterday, and

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<v Speaker 2>in case you early birds missed.

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<v Speaker 4>Out, it's a busy week for headline of the week. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, I specifically plotted this one here because we

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<v Speaker 2>are in safe Harbor and this is a little edgy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get an adult, adult oriented material if you will

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<v Speaker 2>go for it. Leaders of Orgasmic Meditation women's wellness company

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<v Speaker 2>One Taste convicted enforced labor trial. A forced labor trial.

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<v Speaker 2>The leaders of the Orgasmic Meditation women's wellness company called

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<v Speaker 2>One Taste. Basically, here's their business model that got them

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<v Speaker 2>in trouble and on trial.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody's coming in.

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<v Speaker 2>You got the women who women who are learning orgasmic

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<v Speaker 2>meditation to the point where they are open to suggestions

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<v Speaker 2>of doing things of a sexual nature that they might

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<v Speaker 2>normally not be so open to do. And in the

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<v Speaker 2>case of who they were doing these with were uh, well,

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<v Speaker 2>clients of One Taste who were paying money to well,

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<v Speaker 2>basically it was prostitution pretty much. Yeah, the guys of

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<v Speaker 2>women's wellness and orgasmic meditation.

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<v Speaker 4>I think everybody needs a little bit of that every now.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, sometimes you'll see these meditation groups in

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<v Speaker 2>a park or something or yeah, like yoga mats are

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<v Speaker 2>out and they're picturing this type.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I think Cindy's about there. You come across this one.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, didn't mean in that fashion. Can't be can't

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<v Speaker 3>be doing that?

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<v Speaker 4>God. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It was run by a couple of women out of

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<v Speaker 2>California who were in an update on a story we

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<v Speaker 2>told you a while back in New Mexico, the teenage

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<v Speaker 2>baseball player who peed in the opposing team's water jug

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<v Speaker 2>and thirteen of the players drank from the jug.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's just good old, you know, teenage hijinks.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then possibly, Takyo, you have a future working at

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<v Speaker 2>the New Mexico District Attorney's office. Who the DA there

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<v Speaker 2>just dropped the charges because apparently, in her eyes, this

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<v Speaker 2>is not illegal.

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<v Speaker 5>In New Mexico. Battery consists of the unlawful touching of

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<v Speaker 5>another person in a rude and insolent manner. So in

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<v Speaker 5>this case, we don't have any touching of another person.

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<v Speaker 5>New Mexico doesn't have a statue that makes it criminal

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<v Speaker 5>for someone to mess with someone else's food or pe

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<v Speaker 5>in a water bottle. While the act is gross and

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<v Speaker 5>not right, it's not a crime in New Mexico.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, Well, guess what her counterparts in the legal

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<v Speaker 2>industry on both sides, prosecution and defense, beg to differ

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<v Speaker 2>with her interpretation and thus dropping the charges. Whereas his

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<v Speaker 2>body did touch other folks, maybe not physically, but in

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<v Speaker 2>the form of liquid.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know it's disgusting, but you have to think, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 3>want more on this on our Facebook page if you like.

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<v Speaker 3>When it comes to sports, you know, and competitive nature

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<v Speaker 3>and all that and camaraderie at the team.

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<v Speaker 4>Ain't Rodney, what'd you do? Ah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Cool? You just want to excuse this bad behavior because you,

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<v Speaker 2>in a strange way, seem to admire it.

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<v Speaker 4>Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, if one we're just listening casually right now,

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<v Speaker 2>might be under the impression it sounds as if something

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<v Speaker 2>that you might have participated in more similar over maybe

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<v Speaker 2>I hope and you're younger years.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, A couple of ways to look at that.

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<v Speaker 4>The Big Gulf incident.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that was just that's good camaraderie.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the same thing man, Big Gulf, Big Old three Musketeer.

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<v Speaker 2>How come nothing's coming out of the straw

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<v Speaker 3>In your ears means you're doing