Speaker 1: Everish shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you tako one
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Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, this hour brought you
Speaker 2: by our final day for a win it before. You
Speaker 2: can buy its tickets, airfare, hotel and cash to head
Speaker 2: out to Las Vegas in September to join us for
Speaker 2: our iHeartRadio Music Festival.
Speaker 3: That trip one thousand dollars and yeah, good news.
Speaker 4: There's some bands in the rock genre this year.
Speaker 3: It's a whole it's a whole hodge podge if you
Speaker 3: would like a buffet of a bunch of different, you know,
Speaker 3: styles of music.
Speaker 2: It's a really good time out there. Nine oh five
Speaker 2: the first of our three trips up for grabs today.
Speaker 2: We'll remind you when we get closer. Okay, So this
Speaker 2: past weekend in the Pacific northwestern part of the country,
Speaker 2: it was the first, uh, really significantly warm weather that
Speaker 2: they've had going into the soon to be summer sea
Speaker 2: and so of course a lot of people wanted to
Speaker 2: get outside and enjoy the great outdoors.
Speaker 3: Do they do the baby oil in the driveway with
Speaker 3: the tinfoil like they used to do up north.
Speaker 2: I really can't speak to that. I have no information
Speaker 2: pertaining to that question.
Speaker 4: Taco.
Speaker 2: Maybe some of our transplants are folks listening via the
Speaker 2: free iHeartRadio app in the Pacific Northwest can chime in
Speaker 2: with a response.
Speaker 3: I don't think many people do that anymore. I think
Speaker 3: it's uh, yeah, we're all a little too wise now.
Speaker 2: So anyway, back with the thought process of wanting to
Speaker 2: get out and enjoy the outdoors. Nothing better than an
Speaker 2: afternoon of paddle boarding on the Nakwalmie River in Washington
Speaker 2: State until suddenly floater.
Speaker 4: Oh really a dead body?
Speaker 2: What a way to ruin a perfectly good afternoon of
Speaker 2: paddle boarding.
Speaker 4: I think you just keep paddling.
Speaker 2: Oh this guy, uh, he stopped down and alerted authorities
Speaker 2: by about quarter one Sunday afternoon, called him out there
Speaker 2: in King County and they fished the floater.
Speaker 4: Any any word on the floater?
Speaker 2: Oh no, they're at the police department is asking for information.
Speaker 2: They haven't even identified who this is. It could just
Speaker 2: be I's going to say a drifter, but more specifically
Speaker 2: a floater. Yeah, wow, you're out there. Oh this is great.
Speaker 3: I know, thunk beautiful weather. Now what was that look
Speaker 3: back there?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 3: Yah, I hope it was at least face down. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right. Picture the bald head.
Speaker 4: I guess that.
Speaker 3: What did you say something about Squalmy in there? He
Speaker 3: said it's Anqualmie River? Can I see that where or
Speaker 3: point to where it is? Because my my buddy works
Speaker 3: for a casino out there and that might be it.
Speaker 3: So maybe we have a casino. You know, it didn't
Speaker 3: work out well at the casino that.
Speaker 4: Kind of thing. I really don't know. I think no,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That would be too coincidental because I have a shirt
Speaker 3: and a half.
Speaker 2: To say it, all right, I have a headline of
Speaker 2: the week contender. We had two of them yesterday, and
Speaker 2: in case you early birds missed.
Speaker 4: Out, it's a busy week for headline of the week. Yeah.
Speaker 2: In fact, I specifically plotted this one here because we
Speaker 2: are in safe Harbor and this is a little edgy. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's get an adult, adult oriented material if you will
Speaker 2: go for it. Leaders of Orgasmic Meditation women's wellness company
Speaker 2: One Taste convicted enforced labor trial. A forced labor trial.
Speaker 2: The leaders of the Orgasmic Meditation women's wellness company called
Speaker 2: One Taste. Basically, here's their business model that got them
Speaker 2: in trouble and on trial.
Speaker 4: Everybody's coming in.
Speaker 2: You got the women who women who are learning orgasmic
Speaker 2: meditation to the point where they are open to suggestions
Speaker 2: of doing things of a sexual nature that they might
Speaker 2: normally not be so open to do. And in the
Speaker 2: case of who they were doing these with were uh, well,
Speaker 2: clients of One Taste who were paying money to well,
Speaker 2: basically it was prostitution pretty much. Yeah, the guys of
Speaker 2: women's wellness and orgasmic meditation.
Speaker 4: I think everybody needs a little bit of that every now.
Speaker 2: And you know, sometimes you'll see these meditation groups in
Speaker 2: a park or something or yeah, like yoga mats are
Speaker 2: out and they're picturing this type.
Speaker 3: Wow, I think Cindy's about there. You come across this one.
Speaker 3: I know, didn't mean in that fashion. Can't be can't
Speaker 3: be doing that?
Speaker 4: God. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was run by a couple of women out of
Speaker 2: California who were in an update on a story we
Speaker 2: told you a while back in New Mexico, the teenage
Speaker 2: baseball player who peed in the opposing team's water jug
Speaker 2: and thirteen of the players drank from the jug.
Speaker 3: I think that's just good old, you know, teenage hijinks.
Speaker 2: Well, then possibly, Takyo, you have a future working at
Speaker 2: the New Mexico District Attorney's office. Who the DA there
Speaker 2: just dropped the charges because apparently, in her eyes, this
Speaker 2: is not illegal.
Speaker 5: In New Mexico. Battery consists of the unlawful touching of
Speaker 5: another person in a rude and insolent manner. So in
Speaker 5: this case, we don't have any touching of another person.
Speaker 5: New Mexico doesn't have a statue that makes it criminal
Speaker 5: for someone to mess with someone else's food or pe
Speaker 5: in a water bottle. While the act is gross and
Speaker 5: not right, it's not a crime in New Mexico.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well, guess what her counterparts in the legal
Speaker 2: industry on both sides, prosecution and defense, beg to differ
Speaker 2: with her interpretation and thus dropping the charges. Whereas his
Speaker 2: body did touch other folks, maybe not physically, but in
Speaker 2: the form of liquid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it's disgusting, but you have to think, Kevin,
Speaker 3: want more on this on our Facebook page if you like.
Speaker 3: When it comes to sports, you know, and competitive nature
Speaker 3: and all that and camaraderie at the team.
Speaker 4: Ain't Rodney, what'd you do? Ah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Cool? You just want to excuse this bad behavior because you,
Speaker 2: in a strange way, seem to admire it.
Speaker 4: Taco.
Speaker 2: In fact, if one we're just listening casually right now,
Speaker 2: might be under the impression it sounds as if something
Speaker 2: that you might have participated in more similar over maybe
Speaker 2: I hope and you're younger years.
Speaker 3: Oh, A couple of ways to look at that.
Speaker 4: The Big Gulf incident.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was just that's good camaraderie.
Speaker 4: That's the same thing man, Big Gulf, Big Old three Musketeer.
Speaker 2: How come nothing's coming out of the straw
Speaker 3: In your ears means you're doing