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Speaker 1: But Brittany has a quick thing to get off her chest.

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Speaker 2: Right out of the gate, she wastes no time. Why

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not get the party started. Before the party starts, she

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lets her know that Jesse's telling everybody that she's a

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reasonably priced prostitute.

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Speaker 1: Hi, hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode

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of bad TV. I'm Dylan. That is pat great to

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be here. No Ruby tonight, but she'll be back next week.

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And we got to talk about page tonight. So I'm

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glad Ruby's not here because I want to speak freely

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and frankly. I'm scared of Ruby. I'm scared of my little,

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tiny baby sister.

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Speaker 2: I don't like the judgment. Yeah, I'm with you.

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Speaker 1: Are you scared of her too?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? I don't want to upset her in any way.

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I know she's pretty, she's a fucking she's scared of

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Geeba's out.

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Speaker 1: I know she scares a shit on me too. Dude, Well,

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are we like are we prisoners? No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, not yet.

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Speaker 1: It will come though.

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Speaker 2: Right quite possibly, people are starting to like her more

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than they like us. That's where the power.

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Speaker 1: I know we have to take her out. Get to

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apspn Z, lots of fun stuff, fan meetups. All of

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that stuff is at patreon dot com. Keep the reviews coming.

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I'm gonna wait till we get to below Deck next

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week because I had one of my favorite reviews of

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all time. We got two stars. I think two stars. Yeah,

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so get in there. Five stars. Mitigate the uh, the

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ruinous opinions. You know, as Pat broke down with who

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owns the tuxedo shop on Venture and what's it?

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, well that was the star of Back to

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the Future. Her risk a Harmaitay no, no, no, that's

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not our name.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know on Yelp, if you get one one

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star review, it'll knock your score down. And as Pat

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said infamously, that's got a hurt, that's got a hurt.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Valley one jerk off, Yeah, the Valley, Dylan. We

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have important business to get to before we get into

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our recap. The rating system. A lot of little batties

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have opinions us.

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Speaker 1: I think now I think I have a favorite.

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Speaker 2: Initially I thought Joint Custodies was the best one, but

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I heard one this week that may trump that one.

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Speaker 1: Really, Yes, well, was it.

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Speaker 2: Mid life crisises?

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Speaker 1: No, absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: You don't. You can't do a whole season of rating

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midlife crisises. I just love that it's.

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Speaker 1: Plural Well, okay, so I don't. I don't mean to

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be a dick, but a midlife crisis is how we

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would pluralize it. But we could also just like have

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mouthfun with it and say, crisises, I like bumps.

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Speaker 2: Bumps, Like that's their botox units. Uh yeah, that's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Well, the hunt continues. I don't think did we figured

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it out yet? Get in the comments, let us know

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if we've missed anything.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: You know, as I've said many times before, a wise

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man's once said, the solutions feel divine. They do not

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feel like there's any great to them. They feel that

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they are something like shoulder taps. There is no room

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for debate any longer. That is what we are going

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to still so anyways, so keep letting us down.

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Speaker 2: Keep getting in there, keep trying. I think help us bumps.

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rating system for tonight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's use it for tonight. I just that was

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from Laurel.

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Speaker 2: I think, Oh Laurel, I love Laurel. Yeah, I guess

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let's get into our for now, our bumps still in.

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Speaker 1: You go first.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this up episode was insane, insane. The first thing

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I want to say is I think the showrunner of

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the show needs to get off the adderall and make

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this show something based in reality because this was bonkers.

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Speaker 1: Bonkers Okay, I mean we could use group chats for

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Speaker 2: Let's break down the game film Michelle being accused of

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being a recently priced prostitute given the clientelebillionaire, Yeah, fifteen

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hundred is a lot of buddy wipe literally wipe your

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ass one thousand dollars bills for the rest of your

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life and probably still be a billionaire.

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Speaker 1: It seems a little light father fucking honey company.

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Speaker 2: Luke of all people back channeling information, he is a

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little worm. We are at David Buster's and Janet knows

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the joint like the back of her hand. We have

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the organizer of a party paying for an Airbnb that

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is currently in this episode being disinvited to his own Airbnb. Yeah, yeah,

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that's or madness. That being said, Jack not Jack's not

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being here was quite the improvement.

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Speaker 1: I yeah, yeah, we had fun. We had a lot

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of fun without him.

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Speaker 2: We had a lot of fun with But one of.

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Speaker 1: I would say Jack's biggest fears is that this show

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is good without him. Far above not seeing his son,

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is this show being good for him?

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Speaker 2: So the rumor was he only lasted three days in

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rehab because he was irritated that they were continuing to

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film with him. Yeah, so we had to leave baseless,

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shaveless rovers. Now the question here lies with old Patty

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because I'm cynical and I'm not I think this season

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might be a little too cooked. Is did he, in

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fact ever go to a rehab.

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Speaker 1: Where do you think he went to a hotel? Yeah? Yeah,

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banged a couple of runaways and then came back to

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Speaker 2: Well, when the show begins, and I'm not going to

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get ahead of myself, Jason has asked how it went

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driving Jackson the rehab that he didn't have a lot

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to say, So that tells me and I don't think

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best we got is, oh, you know, he was you know,

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it was a tough ride.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's having trouble separating the fact that he's a

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vile human being with the fact that he thinks that

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Britney is a bitch. Seems to be treading one one

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of those roads quite often.

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Speaker 2: That's right. There is one thing before I get to

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my bumps. It made the news today. Danny and Nia

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have purchased a one point three home in the lovely

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Santa Clarita Valley.

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Speaker 1: Oh beautiful, beautiful. That makes me really happy.

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Speaker 2: Compromises what you'd say, Yeah, how many bumps do you

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give it? Let give it thirty two bumps?

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Speaker 1: Okay, that'll kill you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, especially what they're putting in it these days.

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Speaker 1: Man, dude, when's the last time you did it?

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Speaker 2: Two thy eighteen? Just a random night?

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Speaker 1: Did we do it together? No?

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Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think we've ever done

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Speaker 2: To get me to do it. I wouldn't do it.

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Speaker 1: I was probably pretty fucked up.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 1: I give it thirty four bumps. Kidding, time's that pie?

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I call Luca worm because Luke has done this before.

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I don't know why anyone trusts this guy with anything.

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He constantly gets in the muck and he's like, well,

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I'm just a meth cook and hill billy from Colorado

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and alrodo you know? But he has none of the

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salt of the earthness. And it's it's that drama cleaniness

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of Luke that really provides quite an amazing scene.

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Speaker 2: He was on Watch What Happens Live last night. Think

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about it that I would that one of my on

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my list of what do you call it when you

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before You're dead?

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Speaker 1: Death list?

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Speaker 2: Some bucket list would be to be a panelist on

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Watch What Happens Live. This guy doesn't belong on reality TV,

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and yet he made it on that wonderful honored seat.

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Speaker 1: Well, if he keeps gossiping, then uh, did you call

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it a wonderful honored seat? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I think it's an honor to be there.

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Speaker 1: You know what I found out this week? Andy's Andy

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Cohen's Daughter's same name as our daughter, Lucy. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: Wow, you have to change your name? You know.

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Speaker 2: I thought of naming my daughter Dylan. Really on the list,

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Speaker 1: My way is the woman way?

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Speaker 2: Oh really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? M okay, So let's get into it. The motherfucking

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honey company. Jax checked himself into rehab. Zach's not going

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to lie. He's like, honestly shocked that that happened. And

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this is where it gets really sad, because there is

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it was so funny last week. I was honest, I

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genuinely did laugh a lot when I was watching that episode.

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But seeing crews in the mix, can we fucking try

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to lift this a little bit and leave him out

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of the scenes.

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Speaker 2: Here's the good news. He's too he won't remember any

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of this. He'll feel it dad not being around these

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connections you need to make you know. Jackson is clearly

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a fuck up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no, I think that he might not have

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memories of it, but there's some serious psychic ramifications for this.

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calling Brittany a ahoa, the entire way to that hotel

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that he's staying at. That's right, and she's not. You are, though,

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overcome by a spiritual malady that is taking over you

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Oh Jackson, Yes, yes, yes, and very schneefed up. Now, Dylan,

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yours perhaps wouldn't have caught. We are still in the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you caught.

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how much moving around on this single day is still

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going around and with Jason now returning and giving a

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report of dropping off Jacks, then Janet and Michelle pop it. Yeah,

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lot's going on in this day. This is like a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Sinna's did you see it yet? No?

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he said that he doesn't have high hopes. Sounds like

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things are still not great. And the lady said over

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Brittany says that she's worried she's going that Jax is

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going to charm the pants off of the people that

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work at the rehab facility.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, what will that get him to?

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Speaker 1: Brittany? I would say, Brett, I don't want to be

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too insulting, but that stuff may work on you because

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you are all hopped up on corn and beans. But

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these people have seen it fifty thousand times before and

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Jax isn't even good at now, so don't worry about that.

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Worry about him not going at all. Jason heads out

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and Janet expresses her gratitude for having such an amazing husband.

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Why is he married to her? I don't know why

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the hell's he married?

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Speaker 2: Clearly? Where is the pants of the family?

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Speaker 1: Holy shit?

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Speaker 2: I listening to Heather McDonald Juicy Scoop this week, and

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she theorized none of these people actually have any work.

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been on this show acting like an asshole. There's ten

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the show. I think that Jacks is a narcissist, but

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kind of like a dumb you know. I think Jesse's

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I think Jesse has evil in him.

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Speaker 2: And some evil stuff.

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Speaker 1: Also, you know, he's a little bit I would say

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a lot of it narcissistic. I mean to think that

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you can go on this show and behave this way

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and that it's not going to severely negatively affect your future.

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What are you.

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Speaker 2: Thinking, dude, I don't know what he's thinking.

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Speaker 1: Good lord, especially.

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Speaker 2: When he admits I just made that up about the

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prostitute thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't say that. Don't say that. Okay, So we

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all gather and watch a child play without a father.

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This is worse than an episode of Morian. Those are sad,

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sad things.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you, there's not nothing cuter than seeing

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a toddler play in their pajamas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you don't want.

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Speaker 2: To sell you that kid's view of the world by

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talking about his demented drug addict father.

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Speaker 1: In front of him. Yeah. So Janet got some Chinese

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food or some food delivered. I want everybody's opinion on that.

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What what? What's the deal with individual plates? Usually when

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you do a postmate, it's going to be a family

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style thing. Huh, this is all individual? It was, yeah,

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it was. It weirded me out. People get an individual

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takeout order, like, who who does that?

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Speaker 2: I believe that was the order. I you know, I

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know this town pretty well. It looks like the green

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Apple to me.

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Speaker 1: It did, right, yeah, which makes it even weirder because

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when you order green Apple, you get a trough of soft, soft,

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soggy chicken. And that's for everybody. You know, green Apple

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is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: A little greasy, all right, eating there years ago.

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Speaker 1: So if I were you, Michelle says, I would file tomorrow.

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And speaking of let's get to Jesse.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, he prepares for a guest at his home.

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Speaker 1: Kristin and that guy, well.

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Speaker 2: They tricked us again. We thought we were going to

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see the new girlfriend from Orange County. It doesn't exist.

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Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm done buying into that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well we were betrayed once again by Bravo. It's

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Kristin d and Luke and probably for the best, because

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slapping down forty thousand calories of store butt croissants would

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not impress a new girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Idol.

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Speaker 2: Right, it's pretty tacky.

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Speaker 1: I mean I think it's nice, but I don't think

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anybody's really chowing down on that. No, no, no, no, no, yeah, Jesse,

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I mean you gotta be kidding with his fucking adderall body.

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Speaker 2: Although Kristen was cool with the krons, but croissants, but

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that's because she's white trash.

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, croissants are delicious though, right, I know, but sorry,

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when was the last time you had, like a really

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good almond croissant? Probably?

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Speaker 2: Never?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're fucking it's crazy. Yeah, oh it's crazy.

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Speaker 2: I like sconesugh, really.

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Speaker 1: That is concrete in the tummy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I split it with the family, but I eat

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most of it. But it's one of those things because

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it's terrible.

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Speaker 1: You can kind of you like a scone?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like a scone?

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Speaker 1: What about a muffin?

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Speaker 2: Don't like muffins?

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Speaker 1: What about a donut?

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Speaker 2: Don't like donuts? You don't like don't I get donuts

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twice a week for my kids. I never have one.

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Speaker 1: You never have one? Where do you get the donuts?

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Speaker 2: Randy's Donuts?

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Speaker 1: Cambodian Randy's Who isn't it Cambodians that run all the No?

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Speaker 2: Not in this case. There's a story behind this dude,

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although it's been owned by a couple of different people.

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The gigantic donut that you see in every single movie.

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Speaker 1: You get that, you go all the way out there.

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Speaker 2: Dylan, there is one right around the corner from here.

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It's a five minute walk from this studio. Oh yeah,

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you haven't seen Randy's yet. No, they should have put

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the big fucking donut on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they should have put the donut.

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Speaker 2: I think it was city codes.

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Speaker 1: Yep. Okay. So Kristen says that having tea with Jesse

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and his with his daughter not there is growth hell,

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how the heck? What the fuck? How the fuck would

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that mean? That so bizarre? We get to Aaron and Michelle.

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Speaker 2: This is Jesse bringing this up. He brings up that

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Aaron and Michelle might have been a little a little

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bit of mixing it up. Maybe he was warming up

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in the bullpen or actually taking some hits. Yeah, well,

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they were still married.

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Speaker 1: Kristen says that, to be clear, the person she was

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talking about was another guy. So what's the implication. Is

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it that she wasn't with Aaron or that she was

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a little right around? Was she having a lot of fun?

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Speaker 2: I think she was having some fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I don't blame her.

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Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to unlock this mystery.

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Aaron's honey had been in their cabinets for years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and.

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Speaker 2: She was banging him at his house because he lives

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near Runyon Canyon with full makeup on. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And Kristen's wrong when she says, you're not hiking up

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that mountain in full makeup. No, you would be shocked

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to go to Runyon Canyon. I mean it's an influencer spot.

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People love the vistas and people are unbelievably made up

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when they go.

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Speaker 2: So we'll go on dates there, oh yeah, and then

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have sex at their houses if they're nearby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. And while they have set or after they

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have sex, they go and they pick up a little

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bit of honey, and the honey's right by there. So

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that's very, very convenient. So she was probably having an

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affair with him. Again, I don't blame her. He's going

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to throw a bash in Santa Barbara though.

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Speaker 2: Now the meaning behind this is he shares that Michelle

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had admitted to cheating he believes with Aaron, but also

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two guys. And the way he's going to celebrate that

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in getting past it is to rent a house in

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Barbara and invite the entire entire cast, including the dude

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that was banging his wife on a horse trail.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and that's growth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So Janet has a birthday. It is going to be

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a Dave and buster. She rings Kristin to invite her,

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even though Kristin said that she evidently wanted her baby

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to parish. So she invites her to the arcade and

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Kristen hangs up and says that she was looking to

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Luke for help. I don't know how he would really

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help ever anything. Okay, So this goes around the horn

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the Santa Barbara trip, and we end at Wildflower Acupuncture. No,

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the owner. She sounds like she has an iron deficiency.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she nice, very nice. I believe she was at

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Elliot's birthday party.

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Speaker 1: Oh cool, just iron, we'll fix that. Fertility acupuncture, I've

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actually heard amazing things about it.

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Speaker 2: It works. My wife did it while she was we

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were doing the in vitro both pregnancies. It helps get

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her pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Actual puncture is actually fantastic and I want to

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do it, but I'm scared of strange people. Touching my

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body ever, so I'm probably not going to do it.

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Sex for getting pregnant, let's talk about it.

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Speaker 2: What's that?

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Speaker 1: Sex for getting pregnant?

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Speaker 2: Sex for getting pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Sex for the purposes of getting pregnant is very different

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than sex.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I've never experienced that. I believe you have.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you've never experienced it.

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Speaker 2: No, we just went straight to that. I had to

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asseect me when I was twenty five, and the chances

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of getting pregnant, you know, the natural way when you

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have a visectimy, even if you reverse it is something

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like thirty percent.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you something, yes, a little personal go ahead.

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Why did you get a visectomy?

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Speaker 2: Well, given my given my traumatic childhood, and then I

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still worked at North American Insurance and like two of

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my buddies there, sorry the noise behind you, this fucking

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microphone stand. Yeah, my two buddies there walk up to

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my cubicle one day in the office and they go, hey, Pat,

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guess what we're gonna do? And I go what? They go,

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get visectomies? I go, really, we can do that with

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our insurance because I'd never had health insurance before. They go, yeah,

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and guess what it costs five bucks. I was like,

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sign me the fuck up, and I did, and all

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three of us went out and did it together.

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Speaker 1: And you did that so that you could never have

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a child, right well, and sleep your way through Hollywood

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with that?

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Speaker 2: Wasn't the point was? I just never wanted to have

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a kid. So I was like, why for five bucks

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to get guarantee that.

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Speaker 1: Five bucks is a cheap nut? Snip? It really is?

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Speaker 2: Well, the doctor while we were having it, first off,

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I was so young. They made me go to therapy sessions,

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I think two of them to discuss it with me

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because it was such a thing.

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Speaker 1: You were five bucks.

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Speaker 2: The doctor as he is between my legs, cutting my

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little whatever thing.

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Speaker 1: You're a little wiener.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he goes just so you know, I'm doing this

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to permanently make sure you never have children. And I

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was like, in my head, I was thinking when he

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was doing that, I'm like, so what am I going

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to stop you right now? Like this is the wrong

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time to present this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do this.

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Speaker 2: Don't just slip away, doc, Yeah, just.

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Speaker 1: Cut my penis off. For those who don't know what

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it affected me is they just cut your penis off.

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Speaker 2: They don't cut your.

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Speaker 1: So, Nia is a sweetheart. Kristen is going through this

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really heartbreaking thing. I've seen my wife go through this,

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I've been through this. The whole thing is overcast the

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entire time for anybody dealing with that brighter days ahead.

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But yes, sex to get pregnant not mm hmmm, it's

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so much.

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Speaker 2: Very disconnected, right.

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Speaker 1: Just mechanical, Yeah, very mechanical. It's almost like an agricultural processes,

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you know, like it's not it's just you know, it's

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just different.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what got you got the job done though, yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right. So they talk about marriage. She

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says that she would marry him with a paper ring.

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Well I have to yeah, and that's a Taylor Swift line,

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yeah is it? Yep? Sweet. So the guy had been

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thinking for proposal for a while now, and the first

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guy that he tells is Danny.

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Speaker 2: Danny for some reason.

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Speaker 1: Hasn't told his brother, He hasn't told any of us.

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This guy weirds me out, man, he really weirds me out.

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Speaker 2: We talked about Luke mm hmmm. Yeah, he's definitely a

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weird character. I think the reason he's he's kind of

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working on this television show is just because he doesn't

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belong in your normal format of this. He's just kind

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of out of the box.

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Speaker 1: He is weird. Yeah, but there is a evidently a

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boy's chat.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, before we discuss that, Luke tells Danny

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that Kristen makes him banger three times a day until

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his dick.

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Speaker 1: Falls off or something like that.

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Speaker 2: I haven't done that in many years, three times in

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one day. I'm sure you have because of all that

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mechanical trying to make a baby thing. But I do

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miss the hookups. Do you ever have the before your

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wife Cecilia or when you first started dating, you'd have

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sex when you got back from dinner, like a date.

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Then somehow you both miraculously woke up at the same

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time at like three or four in the morning, the

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pound away at each other. Yeah, and then you wake

472
00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:03,319
up in the morning and you do it.

473
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 1: Again and again.

474
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't me personally, I think that's uh, that's

475
00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:08,759
in the past.

476
00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 1: That is in the past, I mean forever. Oh my god. Yeah,

477
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,359
And I'm okay with that. Yeah, I really am okay

478
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:15,640
with that.

479
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 2: I liked it when it was happening. Anyway, let's get

480
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,119
to what you were talking about. Danny discloses there's a

481
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,160
boys chat. I guess this is this version of a

482
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,880
single chat. Uh a single is that what that signal

483
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,519
signal gate or something? Yeah, exclusively for iPhone owners only,

484
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,119
So that was a little dig at. I believe Jay Jason.

485
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jason's not in it, and neither is Luke because

486
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,599
this is for locker room top.

487
00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:44,519
Speaker 2: That's right. And I guess a private chats to share

488
00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:47,079
things like the mother of your daughter is a prostitute.

489
00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:51,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, and and that kind of like hilarious kind of

490
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:55,960
entry is what got Jesse the award of Rookie of

491
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,240
the Year. This kind of chat makes me I want

492
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:05,319
to throw up thinking about these self important men in

493
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,759
a group chat wherein awards like that are handed out.

494
00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:14,240
It's pathetic and they think that it is amazing. Okay,

495
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,400
twenty people in a group chat is too many people.

496
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 2: I've never heard of one of these things. What do

497
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:23,799
you get out of it?

498
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,599
Speaker 1: Notifications?

499
00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:29,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, those annoy me.

500
00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:30,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

501
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 2: Never put me on a group text. I will hate

502
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,000
you forever.

503
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 1: I think. I'm trying to think what is my what

504
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,759
is my biggest group chat? How many people are in

505
00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:40,200
this thing?

506
00:25:40,319 --> 00:25:40,519
Speaker 2: Oh?

507
00:25:40,559 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 1: I was on one with like twenty people is my

508
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,119
biggest and it's too many. It's so many people.

509
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,799
Speaker 2: I one time went to a football game to see

510
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:52,240
the Portland Ducks or whatever play USC. I went to

511
00:25:52,279 --> 00:25:54,480
that game, I was on a chat We're all going

512
00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:58,960
to meet up at the rose ball right. Several people

513
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,839
from that game that I was on that group chat

514
00:26:00,839 --> 00:26:05,599
with continued on to follow the Ducks around the country.

515
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,000
So every Saturday my phone would be filled with this

516
00:26:10,079 --> 00:26:14,200
group chat and I could not delete it or get.

517
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 1: You got to get out of that. You can get

518
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:15,720
out of that.

519
00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:18,039
Speaker 2: You can. I think I researched it and I couldn't

520
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,079
find a way to get.

521
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,279
Speaker 1: Out of it.

522
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,079
Speaker 2: Take me off, you get out of it.

523
00:26:24,599 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, so this this reminds me a lot of

524
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,559
the Signal stuff going on right now. Not the Hegseth stuff,

525
00:26:31,599 --> 00:26:38,640
but there's evidently a Silicon Valley cabal of alpha males

526
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,240
that all get on Signal and rally each other up

527
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,960
and just talk about the state of the world and

528
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,599
stuff and how they don't have enough money and it's

529
00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:52,559
it's amazing. Yeah, So let's get to Lead's coffeehouse. Jesse

530
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,039
shits on the valley. You're about to move to Orange

531
00:26:56,039 --> 00:27:00,880
County bub Also, your wife cheated on you for years? Yeah,

532
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,519
fuck off, this guy sucks. Well.

533
00:27:04,599 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 2: They discuss Danny and Zach being drunks, like yeah, yeah,

534
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:14,079
and Danny has blacked out. Now I said that last year, Yeah,

535
00:27:14,079 --> 00:27:16,640
without ever hearing any of these rumors that he was

536
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,400
an alcoholic.

537
00:27:17,559 --> 00:27:20,599
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Danny has a little bit of a booze problem. Now.

538
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:26,680
Danny is drowning in children and love when he goes out,

539
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:29,799
there is a void that must be filled.

540
00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 2: Get daddy a drink, will you, sweetie? Then I'm gonna

541
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,200
go get your wife. I'm gonna hit on her too, okay, sweetie.

542
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. So he tells the chokey to go get him

543
00:27:39,799 --> 00:27:42,960
a drink, calls her babe, oh no, calls himself daddy,

544
00:27:43,839 --> 00:27:47,079
and then evidently the drink is taking a little bit

545
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:52,319
too long, so he smacks her girlfriend on the ass.

546
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:56,240
We got back to the white party. I am so sorry.

547
00:27:56,279 --> 00:27:58,880
That is completely out of character. Well not really, because

548
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,480
you get drunk all the time you do that.

549
00:28:01,839 --> 00:28:05,559
Speaker 2: But apparently Jason is confident Danny has learned from those mistakes.

550
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,279
I don't think my wife would ever let me live

551
00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:09,000
that down if I engage in that behavior.

552
00:28:09,799 --> 00:28:13,559
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't know what would compel someone

553
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:18,079
to do that. All right, so is everybody on the

554
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:19,240
show a fucking drunk?

555
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 2: It's pretty bananas.

556
00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:24,799
Speaker 1: I mean, my god, we have to talk about whether

557
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,680
or not Jesse is going to be making it to

558
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,279
this Dave and Busters. Now Janet selects the Dave and

559
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:40,960
Busters in Northridge, California. Okay, okay, little microregional segment. I

560
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:46,000
would not go to Northridge for anything. I would not

561
00:28:46,079 --> 00:28:47,680
go to Northridge for anything.

562
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 2: So think of the San Fernando Valley as a gigantic

563
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,079
Cereal Bowl.

564
00:28:53,319 --> 00:28:55,559
Speaker 1: It's a gigantic basin.

565
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 2: Where the show takes place typically is on one side

566
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,000
of the Cereal Bowl. And then yeah, thirty five miles

567
00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:06,200
away on the other end of the Cereal Bowl is Northridge.

568
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's north and west and it starts to

569
00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:14,559
it still is Los Angeles, but it starts to become

570
00:29:15,799 --> 00:29:19,000
not Los Angeles out there, and uh, and I would

571
00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:20,519
go there for anything. I would not go to this

572
00:29:20,599 --> 00:29:25,759
birthday party. I mean, there are so many. There's a

573
00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:30,680
Dave and Busters on Hollywood and Highland. You could go there,

574
00:29:30,799 --> 00:29:31,160
Go there.

575
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 2: There's one in Glendale.

576
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: It's so close.

577
00:29:33,759 --> 00:29:36,559
Speaker 2: They probably wouldn't let him film there, you think, Yeah,

578
00:29:36,559 --> 00:29:38,359
because no one goes to the Dave and Busters and

579
00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:38,799
north Ridge.

580
00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:42,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's true. Yeah, there's probably a lot of room. Okay,

581
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,240
so we all get ready for the D and B

582
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:50,480
party at Brittany's. Now Zach is there. I don't know

583
00:29:50,519 --> 00:29:58,079
what it is about him. I don't care about anything

584
00:29:58,119 --> 00:29:59,160
that happens to him.

585
00:29:59,039 --> 00:30:02,519
Speaker 2: On the lego Oh yeah, leg go ahead. Yeah I

586
00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:03,039
don't either.

587
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:10,839
Speaker 1: I mean, he's he would tell me that he went

588
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,440
to San Sebastian or whatever and ran with the bulls,

589
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,640
and I would just be like, Okay, can you fucking

590
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:22,319
stop with this story. This story sucks. Just get away

591
00:30:22,359 --> 00:30:22,960
from me now.

592
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 2: I mentioned this last episode. At least Zach is organically

593
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,279
being brought into the show. He's been friends with Britney

594
00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:32,559
for like fifteen years, so it makes sense. But they're

595
00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:34,079
trying to push him too much.

596
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,119
Speaker 1: About well, and I'm very confused why he's friends with Brittany,

597
00:30:37,119 --> 00:30:42,240
because they ask how Britney is doing because her husband

598
00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:46,640
has just gone to rehab and she is staring down

599
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:52,559
the barrel at filing restraining orders, filing for divorce custody,

600
00:30:52,599 --> 00:30:55,319
battles all that stuff. So her friends are checking in

601
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,480
on her, and she says, I'm doing okay tonight. I

602
00:30:57,599 --> 00:30:59,240
just want to have a good time. And he says,

603
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,759
where you're going too, because I'm not gonna be there,

604
00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:05,880
and we pivot the entire conversation back to Legohead and

605
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:10,119
his stupid feud with Iago aka Janet. He is a

606
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,559
vacuum for melodrama that does not move the needle at all.

607
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,759
Speaker 2: I don't see where he goes on this show. Yeah,

608
00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:21,640
all right, so where is it where? Luke for some

609
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,839
reason mentions that guy chat right here. It's right here,

610
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,920
so he's here too, Yeah.

611
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,079
Speaker 1: Luke's here. He's a production puppet. I gotta tell you,

612
00:31:30,519 --> 00:31:35,880
this guy is an odd ball. He's from Colorado, so

613
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:41,079
he's not like I don't want to I don't want

614
00:31:41,079 --> 00:31:44,920
to paint Colorado with a broad brush, but like he's

615
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,680
not from like Georgia. I feel like you have a

616
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,559
little bit more of a solid base to you if

617
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:56,559
you were from somewhere that wasn't Colorado.

618
00:31:56,839 --> 00:32:00,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you. I feel like he might a little.

619
00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: Too much weed, you think a little bit too much.

620
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,519
Speaker 2: But I think Kristin, given her kind of shallow exploration

621
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,079
of men throughout Los Angeles for the better part of

622
00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:12,599
her younghood. I think she wanted to feel like she

623
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,920
was with someone more grounded, and that's how she found

624
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,279
I still don't think it's going to fucking work out.

625
00:32:17,279 --> 00:32:19,599
Speaker 1: I don't know that he is grounded at all, though.

626
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,680
And can I tell you something. I don't think he

627
00:32:21,759 --> 00:32:22,440
smokes weed.

628
00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:25,319
Speaker 2: Well, maybe straight edge.

629
00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: I think he's pretty straight edge, but he.

630
00:32:29,359 --> 00:32:32,039
Speaker 2: Brings up that. I feel like he gets.

631
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,119
Speaker 1: Dog walked by production.

632
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 2: Oh please, they are using him in ways that I

633
00:32:36,279 --> 00:32:37,599
never would have conceived.

634
00:32:37,759 --> 00:32:42,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Danny told Luke something a little disturbing that

635
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,319
he heard on the guy's chat, and he tells Brittany,

636
00:32:45,519 --> 00:32:49,839
Kristin and Zach maybe that's not but maybe that's why

637
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,799
you're not in the chat. But yeah, and listen, I

638
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,599
we we're gonna get to this a little bit later on.

639
00:32:56,839 --> 00:33:01,519
I'm not saying that the chief scarlet letter offense is

640
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,279
Luke spilling this. The chief offense is all of the

641
00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:08,960
shit that's said in that chat much worse. But I

642
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,119
did say when I was watching this with my wife,

643
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,319
I was like, I would never I would never speak

644
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,960
to that guy ever again. If I was dead. I

645
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,400
would never speak to that guy again. And she was like, oh,

646
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:22,559
so you know there's we'll get to it. We'll get

647
00:33:22,599 --> 00:33:27,200
to it later. This is a giant no, no, giant no.

648
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,799
Speaker 2: No agreed. Also, I want to say with Jesse, why

649
00:33:32,079 --> 00:33:35,720
make your wife Solow rent at a zero onto that

650
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:38,640
rate fifty? I hate to get stuck on this, but

651
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,079
for me, you're having set with a billionaire, no less

652
00:33:41,079 --> 00:33:43,480
than eighteen grand, not a penny less. Yeah, you're gonna

653
00:33:44,039 --> 00:33:46,920
turn my asshole into a fire hydrant. You're gonna pick.

654
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,519
Speaker 1: I would say ten grand. I would say ten grand

655
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:55,839
would be my my floor for a tryst with a billionaire. Yeah, yeah,

656
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,480
ten at night. I think you can stalk away some

657
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,960
pretty good funny with that.

658
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll get you. Like, that's like two months rent

659
00:34:03,319 --> 00:34:04,240
in Los Angeles.

660
00:34:05,799 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, some groceries, Yeah, but one night. I mean you

661
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,440
do that a couple times a month.

662
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 2: I mean, well, there you go.

663
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we get to D and B's, Danny's gonna

664
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,760
get fucked up. Everybody arrives Aaron's. Let's talk about Aaron.

665
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,440
He's very weird. He has very very horrifying kind of

666
00:34:24,559 --> 00:34:27,800
raccoon skinning eyes. Does he creep you.

667
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 2: I don't know he does. He likes to be on

668
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:30,719
television too much.

669
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:31,679
Speaker 1: I think.

670
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 2: I don't think she realizes she's with a camera whore. Yeah, yeah,

671
00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:39,800
I had realized that he'd been filmed before.

672
00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a honey company. He's trying to get

673
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,679
off right. So Jesse eventually gets there. Danny's popping a

674
00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:55,199
white claw, maybe a die coke. Yeh, Sierra missed.

675
00:34:55,119 --> 00:34:56,039
Speaker 2: To night away from the kids.

676
00:34:56,119 --> 00:34:57,639
Speaker 1: Let him have fun, I guess now.

677
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,119
Speaker 2: Jesse arrives wearing that white shirt, and Michelle mentions that

678
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:05,840
when they were together, he forbid her from wearing makeup

679
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,880
or not wearing makeup, that she.

680
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 1: Didn't like her wearing makeup because he didn't want to

681
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,239
get in on his clothes.

682
00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 2: Prince Charming over here.

683
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like be really worried about him charming the

684
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,599
pants off of some people that work at Cliffside because

685
00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:27,679
he's so charming. Describing any of the people in the

686
00:35:27,679 --> 00:35:31,920
show's charming is just crazy. So Janet goes through her

687
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,599
Dave and Buster's game plan.

688
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 2: She maximizes the Dave and Buster's experience.

689
00:35:38,199 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, she says, I'm such a loser and I don't

690
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,800
know what's worse. I'm such a loser. I'm such a nerd.

691
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,840
Janet's not a loser, And when she says that, she

692
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,159
knows that, and that's what makes it so awful. Janet's

693
00:35:52,159 --> 00:35:55,880
whole DNB thing is quite grating. But Brittany has a

694
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,800
quick thing to get off her chest.

695
00:35:58,119 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 2: Right out of the gate, she wastes no time. Why

696
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,119
not get the party started. Before the party starts, she

697
00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:06,119
lets her know that Jesse's telling everybody that she's a

698
00:36:06,159 --> 00:36:12,000
reasonably priced prostitute. Is that extra dagger?

699
00:36:12,199 --> 00:36:18,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But Danny heads over and they go, hey, Danny,

700
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,599
you know about this? Did you hear anything about Jesse

701
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,480
saying that the shows a reasonably priced ooker. In the

702
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:32,519
group chat, he is on the stand and he is

703
00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:36,559
being cross examined to death. He there is no way

704
00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:39,079
for him to get out of it. He looks like

705
00:36:39,159 --> 00:36:41,719
he's wearing some kind of disguise.

706
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,039
Speaker 2: He's fucked. I would have just said ask Luke.

707
00:36:49,639 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know that that would

708
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,320
have worked. But you know, now, this is where I

709
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,880
said I would never trust Luke or talk to him again.

710
00:36:58,599 --> 00:37:02,440
And Cec I was watching with and she says so

711
00:37:02,519 --> 00:37:05,719
this is Luke's fault, and I'm not saying that it's

712
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,599
Luke's fault. Obviously it's Michelle's fault because she's a reasonably

713
00:37:09,639 --> 00:37:12,360
priced sucker. Now I'm kidding. It's obviously Jesse's fault. He's

714
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,599
a disgusting, little, vile creature. But it is a thing.

715
00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:22,519
I'm not sure if women have a similar coat of arms.

716
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:30,400
But like men, men don't tell their wives everything.

717
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 2: Now, but they don't either, They don't tell us. No

718
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,519
one holds a secret better than a woman.

719
00:37:34,679 --> 00:37:35,679
Speaker 1: I'll tell you anything.

720
00:37:38,519 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 2: I don't even know what my wife's up to. I mean,

721
00:37:40,639 --> 00:37:43,239
hold a secret so well, only their pillow notes.

722
00:37:43,519 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: The other day, one of my friends got popped for,

723
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:51,480
you know, sleeping around, and the girlfriend went on a

724
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,119
bit of a scorched starts campaign. It started, you know,

725
00:37:54,199 --> 00:37:56,280
telling everybody in the network that.

726
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,199
Speaker 2: He's a cheating son of a bitch.

727
00:37:58,199 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: He's the son of a bitch. My wife tells me,

728
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,639
did you know about this? I was like, yeah, I

729
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,599
knew about it. She was like, why didn't you tell me?

730
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:09,800
I was like, because I don't tell you things that

731
00:38:10,599 --> 00:38:12,800
are going to bog you down. I don't tell you

732
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,239
things that someone else has explicitly told me not to

733
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,159
tell you, and you know why, Because I'm a good person,

734
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:24,800
that's why. Okay, good one. But I don't know if

735
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,559
women have the same kind of group think that men

736
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,679
have when it comes to our dark skirt.

737
00:38:30,679 --> 00:38:32,559
Speaker 2: Or they cover for each other. You think, Oh, I

738
00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:37,159
hear things now about friends. Oh yeah, she was cheating

739
00:38:37,159 --> 00:38:38,079
on him? Oh really?

740
00:38:39,159 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Anyways, Oh, Michelle weeps. Am I am I

741
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,840
a pig? You don't if a friend told you something

742
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,400
in confidence, would you tell your wife?

743
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 2: Well, I knew a very close friend of mine was

744
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,519
cheating on his girl living girlfriend for a better part

745
00:38:55,559 --> 00:38:57,199
of the decade, and I was friends with her too.

746
00:38:58,119 --> 00:38:58,960
I never told her.

747
00:38:59,159 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: I know. It's hard, it's weird.

748
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 2: Actually, the most hurtful thing is, even after the breakup

749
00:39:04,079 --> 00:39:08,159
and they're still quite friendly, she will not acknowledge that

750
00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:10,760
that was ever a possibility, and I just keep my

751
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:15,199
bell shut. Yeah, well whatever, I mean, he traveled a lot,

752
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,480
pat but I'm pretty sure he wasn't.

753
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, yah know, yeah, the miles he put on

754
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,360
that credit card, my good.

755
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 2: Well, Michelle weeps, and Britt apologizes for.

756
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,119
Speaker 1: Pointing out, well, you get in the comments. Let us

757
00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:33,079
know if you have a girl's chat or if the secrecy.

758
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 2: It's not a girl's chat. It's just they know things

759
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,559
and they can keep a secret better than guys.

760
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: You think.

761
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:44,039
Speaker 2: Yes, Well, Britt apologizes for pointing out that her ex

762
00:39:44,119 --> 00:39:47,119
husband is telling everyone that she's a reasonably priced prostitute,

763
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:51,239
and then Michelle brings up that Jesse has doesn't give

764
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:54,199
her any money. That sounds very Jesse. I don't know

765
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,760
how he gets away with it, though, because there is

766
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,599
a legal system here.

767
00:39:57,519 --> 00:40:00,280
Speaker 1: That I'm blown away with with what ma and get

768
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:04,199
away within the state. I thought they were like really

769
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,480
strict laws and people are just like, no, not doing that.

770
00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:12,079
Speaker 2: Well, my dad had quite the scheme back in the day.

771
00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:15,000
He moved to Florida and you could go there that

772
00:40:15,199 --> 00:40:19,719
was like a like a safe place for deadbee dads

773
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,719
where they wouldn't have to It was the one state

774
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,079
that you wouldn't have to you couldn't extract money from

775
00:40:24,119 --> 00:40:29,079
their paycheck. Yeah, smart guys, smart cat, Yeah.

776
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: No, Florida's nice. Yeah, Florida's nice. So Danny's like, uh. Anyways,

777
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:45,599
Luke heads over and walks right behind Danny again, dog

778
00:40:45,639 --> 00:40:50,880
walked by production and he goes what's going on and

779
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:56,800
Danny goes, uh, and Luke in this weird way, says,

780
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,000
I think I know what's going on without any remorse

781
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,360
or bashfulness or tail between the legs. I'm telling you

782
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,760
he's in add duck.

783
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 2: Well, he tells Jesse the jigs up, Luke dropped a

784
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:09,880
dime on you.

785
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 1: And Jason continues to be fucking amazing. He's so happy

786
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,239
I am not in that fucking chat. Evidently there is

787
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,920
a problem with leaks in the chat, and Jesse goes

788
00:41:23,039 --> 00:41:28,079
full you know, master of the pledge class in this moment,

789
00:41:28,159 --> 00:41:30,639
and he's like, yeah, I mean, I know you're not

790
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:33,599
the mole. I don't know about this fucking guy, Jesse,

791
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:38,760
You're not the mob. And also, who the fuck would

792
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:45,079
say things that cannot be unearthed in a thirty person

793
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,880
group chat. You're an idiot if you're doing that. Yeah.

794
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:53,559
Speaker 2: Well, uh so they're pondering whether or not Danny's the mole,

795
00:41:53,599 --> 00:41:56,199
and it's worth mentioning a mole is taller than Danny.

796
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know about worth. Yeah, but yeah we

797
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:08,000
cut tow we cut to Janet and Jason goes, are

798
00:42:08,039 --> 00:42:13,000
you double fisting too gigantic? Medieval sized beards, and she goes, yeah,

799
00:42:14,039 --> 00:42:19,719
all right, so okay, Michelle is very very upset.

800
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she she's able to get past it very

801
00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:25,280
quickly and move on to planning.

802
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, she hatches a plan, and that plan is to

803
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:33,199
turn this in to an episode of Survivor and vote

804
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:38,159
his candle snuffed. She goes around the horn and gets

805
00:42:38,199 --> 00:42:41,119
support from a couple of people, and then the votes

806
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:47,199
start going Jesse's way, and Michelle begins to cry the

807
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:51,039
way I would imagine a child cries if there are

808
00:42:51,079 --> 00:42:54,559
ice cream scoop falls on the floor. It's just a

809
00:42:55,079 --> 00:43:01,559
stuck weeping. And I don't I who can get into

810
00:43:01,559 --> 00:43:05,760
the head of Michelle. They're both, they're both, they're perfect

811
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,239
for each other. They there were.

812
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 2: Perfect, they were Yeah. I am waiting for the Aaron

813
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,440
Michelle collapse. Oh yeah, this show's good.

814
00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: It's so good.

815
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 2: That last episode was a bummer.

816
00:43:18,119 --> 00:43:21,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, but well they all are. Yeah, but it's a really,

817
00:43:21,679 --> 00:43:25,320
really good show. So I don't know if Michelle's crying

818
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,559
because the votes aren't going her way or from the

819
00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:33,119
cumulative torture that he's inflicting upon her. But he hears

820
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,840
about this, this vote, and he says, here's the type

821
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,119
of person that Michelle is. Instead of coming to me,

822
00:43:38,599 --> 00:43:41,159
she'll go around and collect votes to vote me out

823
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:46,159
of my own home. The way that Jesse speaks about Michelle,

824
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,559
Oh my god, he's one of the most punishable people. Dude.

825
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,000
Mm hmm, oh my gosh. Who did you recently say

826
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,519
that you wanted to have a boxing match with?

827
00:43:56,639 --> 00:43:57,199
Speaker 2: Oh god?

828
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: Is it Weihan?

829
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 2: The end? Yeah? Yeah, okay, Uh, I don't like Jesse.

830
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,360
He reminds me of every douchebag I've had to interact

831
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,280
with in Los Angeles socially.

832
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, for the better part of twenty years. Yeah.

833
00:44:12,119 --> 00:44:14,119
Speaker 2: I don't want to box him for money yet.

834
00:44:14,679 --> 00:44:18,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Yeah, I've met a couple of Jacent's. You

835
00:44:18,679 --> 00:44:21,760
meet them, you think they're douchebags. You're if you're forced

836
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:27,800
to Jason's Jesse's Jesse's my bad. The guy that I

837
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,760
reminds me a lot of Jesse is named Jason. Anyways,

838
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,239
if you're forced to be around them, you can accept

839
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:40,199
that they're a douchebag, but they're fine. Then if you

840
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:45,199
really get to know them, they're subhuman. There's something dark

841
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,880
going on that's probably too big a generalization, but Michelle

842
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,599
heads over to talk to Kristen. Get to Know. This

843
00:44:52,639 --> 00:44:54,159
is where she begins to cry.

844
00:44:54,119 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 2: And Happy birth Day two.

845
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:02,679
Speaker 1: The milk bar cake gets brought out and Michelle says

846
00:45:02,679 --> 00:45:05,599
that what she's going through is worse than what Brittany

847
00:45:05,679 --> 00:45:10,159
is going through and that is wrong, That is actually incorrect.

848
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,119
Jesse may be worse than Jack's, but you are not

849
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,159
going through worse than Brittany. In the comments, let us

850
00:45:16,199 --> 00:45:19,920
know about your secrets, about your loves, about your lies,

851
00:45:20,039 --> 00:45:23,760
let us know what you think the rating system should

852
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,360
be or improved. On to be And Happy weekend, And

853
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,840
I'm Dylan, that's Bat and we're saying goodbye later, dudes.

854
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:48,599
Speaker 2: He is