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Speaker 1: She's interrational, quick triggered nuclear overreactor. He's a masterful storyteller
Speaker 1: who consistently finds himself drouting in a sea of awkward.
Speaker 1: It's time for no.
Speaker 3: I saw a.
Speaker 2: Story on the news and I saw it on social
Speaker 2: media and it it It was a story that ran
Speaker 2: on wfa we'll play some audio of the story running.
Speaker 2: What I first saw was somebody who's uh, somebody posted
Speaker 2: the story on Facebook, and the post on Facebook had
Speaker 2: a close up of someone's ring doorbell camera.
Speaker 3: And I looked at it and I'm like, what the
Speaker 3: hell is this.
Speaker 2: There's a guy wearing a red goat satanic mask and
Speaker 2: he's at someone's door and he's holding the He's holding
Speaker 2: a sign that he's made, a handmade, homemade sign that
Speaker 2: says Revelation.
Speaker 3: Twenty one through fifteen.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, it's like Gravelations twenty and then I
Speaker 2: guess that's versus one through fifteen day And I'm like, man,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the story is here. But you know,
Speaker 2: I haven't used my handgun very much. But I'm sitting
Speaker 2: there going what would I do in that situation? And
Speaker 2: there's there's so much to get into here. Is this
Speaker 2: a prank? Is this a psychopath? Is this something that
Speaker 2: people need to be worried about? Is this guy going
Speaker 2: to multiple houses? I figured the best way to set
Speaker 2: this up is just to hand it over to WFAA
Speaker 2: Channel eight.
Speaker 3: And here's the story. Well, this footage looks like something
Speaker 3: straight out of a horror film.
Speaker 4: A mass man rang a family's doorbell, holding a sign
Speaker 4: with a specific verse from the Bible.
Speaker 3: But how were to just spoke with investigators about.
Speaker 4: The warning the neighbors in Carrollton When I thought, I
Speaker 4: was like, Uh, what's the message here, prophecy.
Speaker 5: This is the first time we've had anything like this
Speaker 5: in this neighborhood or prank.
Speaker 6: It's so weird, That's what folks in this Carrollton neighborhood
Speaker 6: off of Hebron are trying to figure out. On Saturday night,
Speaker 6: an unknown man approach to family's doorstep wearing a Satanic mask,
Speaker 6: holding a sign that reads Revelation twenty verses one through fifteen,
Speaker 6: passages that depict the apocalypse in Christianity and eternal judgment
Speaker 6: followers is said to heaven the condemned thrown into a
Speaker 6: lake of fire.
Speaker 3: Heavy stuff. I was a little rattled that night with
Speaker 3: it that the.
Speaker 6: Footage shared to next door, where neighbor Scott Garren watched it.
Speaker 5: You know, that's the kind of step you would, you know,
Speaker 5: see it Halloween.
Speaker 3: But it's gotta be scary.
Speaker 6: And so did Gloria Johns. The man not just approaching
Speaker 6: the family's front door, he walked behind their home and
Speaker 6: stood in front of a driveway camera too.
Speaker 3: We spoke to the homeowners who captured this footage.
Speaker 4: They filed the police report, but understandably so, they didn't
Speaker 4: want to do an interview with us because they are
Speaker 4: on edge. They've lived here for decades, don't know who
Speaker 4: this person is or what their message means.
Speaker 6: Carrollton Police telling me they're not aware so far of
Speaker 6: this person being on anyone else's doorbell cameras, and that
Speaker 6: this person hasn't committed a crime. For them to be
Speaker 6: considered trespassing, they have to bypass a barrier like a fence,
Speaker 6: ignore verbal warnings, or stay on the property after being
Speaker 6: told to leave. Nonetheless, they're monitoring the situation to ensure
Speaker 6: public safety.
Speaker 2: I suppose. So this is a very scary looking dude,
Speaker 2: very scary looking mask, and the whole religious bit is like,
Speaker 2: uh oh uh, what's going on here? And so I
Speaker 2: like the way the reporter put it prophecy or prank
Speaker 2: number one. I'm shocked that there's nothing illegal here. I
Speaker 2: guess you could just go ring anybody's doorbell, So there's
Speaker 2: nothing illegal. But if you felt threatened as a homeowner
Speaker 2: and they were on your property, I'm pretty sure you
Speaker 2: could shoot the guy and you would not be held
Speaker 2: liable for that.
Speaker 3: Well, that could be wrong. I don't know that.
Speaker 2: First of all, what a rare opportunity to have a
Speaker 2: Matt Howardton report two days in a row.
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, this is amazing. We probably should just make
Speaker 3: him a permanent part of the show.
Speaker 2: Going to the back of the house. Also, that's I mean,
Speaker 2: that's scary. And so, I mean, this is the type
Speaker 2: of stuff we did and we were kids. We're idiots,
Speaker 2: We did crazy stuff like this, but it's really sinister
Speaker 2: to take it to this level with like some biblical
Speaker 2: message and all this stuff. So I don't know if
Speaker 2: this is a crazy person trying to and a message
Speaker 2: to people that live there, like you're going to Hell,
Speaker 2: or if this is some teenagers just doing a bit.
Speaker 3: I ain't so.
Speaker 2: So, first of all, the goat face is a great
Speaker 2: choice because of all the history of Satanic goat sacrifice,
Speaker 2: like you know the Rolling Stones album goat Head Soup for.
Speaker 3: Example, right.
Speaker 2: And then if you haven't seen this, he's wearing a
Speaker 2: really badass eyes wide shut robe with it as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, big black robe with yeah hood too. Right, So
Speaker 3: there's that element to it and an Apple Watch watch.
Speaker 3: Oh that's fantastic.
Speaker 2: And then I didn't go and read It's been forever
Speaker 2: since I've read that revelation stuff, but I know that
Speaker 2: I know the basic gist of it pretty fun too.
Speaker 2: That it's only happening apparently, according to the report, to
Speaker 2: one specific neighbor. Yeah, which I want to get into
Speaker 2: their moral choices because clearly it's.
Speaker 3: About them, right, I mean, that's what you have to assume.
Speaker 3: This isn't some it's not a kid.
Speaker 2: If it was a prank, I would think that it was,
Speaker 2: they would go hit all the houses on the street, right,
Speaker 2: or all their buddies' houses. This call could be coming
Speaker 2: from the house. This could be someone who lives there, right,
Speaker 2: What if it's their son pranking him? Or I like
Speaker 2: this idea that could have been in the report. This
Speaker 2: anonymous real estate developer that recently took over some land
Speaker 2: that was an Indian burial ground refused to come on
Speaker 2: cameraon talk about it, like who knows beyond one, it's
Speaker 2: weird and creepy and messed up and not illegal apparently.
Speaker 5: Well he's not. I'm not trying to defend the guy
Speaker 5: because it is very creepy and I would be completely
Speaker 5: creeped out. Yes, I'm not trying to defend the goat,
Speaker 5: but it's not like he's trying to break break into
Speaker 5: the house or you know, he wasn't banging on the
Speaker 5: door or anything. He just went up, rang the doorbell,
Speaker 5: looked at it, and then walked off.
Speaker 3: Right and then wandered to a sideyard.
Speaker 5: Yes, so I don't know. This kind of reminds me.
Speaker 5: Do you remember when people would dress up as the
Speaker 5: clown and just kind of standing there and just freak
Speaker 5: people out Like they weren't doing anything. It wasn't illegal,
Speaker 5: they were just being creepy.
Speaker 3: But it's a dangerous game to play. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like in my neighborhood, there was some point
Speaker 2: where teenagers presumably were running around and banging on master
Speaker 2: bedroom windows at like two in the morning. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: that's something that all of us idiots would do as
Speaker 2: kids go do some fun prank. Okay, that's funny, But
Speaker 2: the reality is most homeowners have a gun. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: and I have a gun, and so if I look
Speaker 2: through my ring doorbell cam and I see that. My
Speaker 2: first thought is it's probably one of my buddies kidding around.
Speaker 2: But it's it's a little edgy though, you know, like
Speaker 2: a great opportunity to shoot a buddy. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 2: but you know, I don't and I don't know that
Speaker 2: you'd shoot through the door, but I you know, I
Speaker 2: could see, you know, introducing that that person to a
Speaker 2: shotgun barrel. Yeah, like, hey, how can I help you
Speaker 2: speak into the microphone?
Speaker 3: It's right in your mouth. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The other thing too, is you can with ring you
Speaker 2: can talk through it, so you could easily say I'm
Speaker 2: shooting in five four three to one and then play chicken.
Speaker 2: But going around to the back too, it was almost
Speaker 2: like they knew there was a driveway cam also because
Speaker 2: they stood with the sign facing a driveway camera. I
Speaker 2: think it's the husband. It's got to be it's got
Speaker 2: to be the husband. Something he's he's playing the long con.
Speaker 2: There's gonna be something that comes out later, and he's
Speaker 2: trying to freak his wife out, and something will come
Speaker 2: out about this and now it's just too big of
Speaker 2: a story for him to admit it now. Once it
Speaker 2: ends up in the hands of Howardton. That's a phrase
Speaker 2: that you hear the hands of Howardton. You hear it
Speaker 2: a lot. You hear it a lot in this room.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, probably, Yeah, yeah, I do want to go
Speaker 2: back and read Revelations later. It's in a while you
Speaker 2: read it to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, there's a really great Bill Hicks routine about the
Speaker 2: entire New Testament we talked about, including that wacky revelations
Speaker 2: ending with the lakes of Fire. It's like, you know,
Speaker 2: your reading is going, Man, this is a really dark
Speaker 2: thing to happen in our religion.
Speaker 3: But you know, maybe we'll see if he if.
Speaker 2: The Goat shows up on another porch in Carrollton later
Speaker 2: this week. It doesn't seem that hard to do the
Speaker 2: research to figure out, all right, what kind of mask
Speaker 2: is that? And where all can you buy that mask?
Speaker 2: Is it super common? And then you know, looked like
Speaker 2: he had a pretty rare robe jacket whatever that was.
Speaker 2: He could might have just been a guy in polyphonic spree. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it could be dude's wearing space clothes. Yeah, Tim, the
Speaker 2: Water's a theremin player put on a goat mask and
Speaker 2: walked around Carrollton. But it's a dangerous game this guy's playing,
Speaker 2: because I could see some people just shooting first. Oh
Speaker 2: yeah like that, asking questions later, like dude, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: would you you brought some satanic colt thing and threatened
Speaker 2: me and at my door and walked around my What
Speaker 2: what did you expect on it? I don't know the law,
Speaker 2: but I think there's something too. Maybe they have to
Speaker 2: declare that they're threatened.
Speaker 3: I feel threatened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bamn, right, And it's like, that's just what do
Speaker 2: you want, I mean, on their property, trying to intimidate them,
Speaker 2: or maybe you're just on their property and you think
Speaker 2: it's a funny joke. But the tone of it is
Speaker 2: not silly. The tone of it is like the end
Speaker 2: of the Yeah, and it's specifically the end of the world,
Speaker 2: and also pretty weird that it's happening during inauguration week, right,
Speaker 2: Like that adds a whole different tone to everything. The
Speaker 2: way people are so strident with their beliefs, Oh really
Speaker 2: this happened, It's the end of the world.
Speaker 3: Or oh you didn't vote a certain way, it's the
Speaker 3: end of the world. I'm satan goat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could have been the Satan goat could be
Speaker 2: mad about political signs and yards, right that se dude, Yes, right,
Speaker 2: And yeah, I don't know, man, people get real the
Speaker 2: more comfortable people are, and then they they.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just the more maybe everyone's getting more and
Speaker 2: more rational every day about everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, I think I.
Speaker 2: Think, well, this is this is the old conversation about
Speaker 2: are there more child abductions than there used to be?
Speaker 3: Or is there more reporting about it?
Speaker 2: Like this has been a conversation, Scott, because you know,
Speaker 2: I very very much remember the scare of that when
Speaker 2: I was a kid, and all the talk about that,
Speaker 2: and people talk about be leary of this and that
Speaker 2: and the other. But you know, we live in the
Speaker 2: day and age of amber alerts, right, so it's just
Speaker 2: sort of super heightened. I think there's always been very
Speaker 2: extreme views, but your common average person did not have
Speaker 2: a platform to let everyone in their neighborhood know what
Speaker 2: they think. And that's what social media is, right, you know.
Speaker 2: And so now it's like you, I think you just
Speaker 2: see it heightened. I think it's always been there, probably
Speaker 2: in the same percentage. I just think you see it heightened.
Speaker 2: And most people when you see something you think it's
Speaker 2: kind of everywhere. Right, you think it's pervasive, Oh, this
Speaker 2: must be everywhere, And I think it's just you know,
Speaker 2: we live in an age where you can encounter so
Speaker 2: many different views and so many different bits of information
Speaker 2: or misinformation constantly on a loop. Well, if you're curious
Speaker 2: and you want to see my gun, that's one way
Speaker 2: to do it. If you want to see what my
Speaker 2: giant gun looks like, come over to my house with
Speaker 2: you know, some biblical thing written down and yeah, and
Speaker 2: a bloody goat mask, and I'll show you my gun.
Speaker 2: I might even show you the bullets. I've got that
Speaker 2: Birds of the Apocalypse mask. I've been looking for a
Speaker 2: good reason to use it. Man, you're gonna want to
Speaker 2: give me a heads up. I'm just saying that if
Speaker 2: I look through my ring doorbell camera and I see
Speaker 2: that the gun's probably coming out, and then we'll figure
Speaker 2: out what's going on. I'm going to confuse you though,
Speaker 2: because I'm going to have I'm gonna have scripture written
Speaker 2: out from Genesis. I'm gonna go to the beginning. Right
Speaker 2: that guy went to the end, I'm going to the beginning. God,
Speaker 2: I used to love Genesis, such a great band.
Speaker 3: God love you all right.
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