Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snarttig You're about to teach. Your name's glazed,
Speaker 1: Derek black Man and Tom Sweet.
Speaker 2: All right, hello and welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast.
Speaker 2: As you can see, it's just it's way more it's
Speaker 2: way way more phenotemically similar than it usually is. Today
Speaker 2: we're missing somebody. Uh Chris unfortunately was shot dead out
Speaker 2: of bodega in Havana, so he is he will not
Speaker 2: be able to return to us until he's directed by
Speaker 2: some sort of I don't know, dumb Puerto Rican magic.
Speaker 2: Fucking I don't know, I don't know what some Arawakan
Speaker 2: magic that he He asked my grandma where to get
Speaker 2: it from, and she was like, all right here.
Speaker 1: So I have a feeling he'll resurrect during the Super
Speaker 1: Bowl for some fucking reason.
Speaker 2: He'll be there. Yeah, this is gonna live there, just
Speaker 2: not be able to say a single word of the songs.
Speaker 2: He would just be like there.
Speaker 1: And it was be like, he'll be there looking frightened
Speaker 1: and screaming in the middle of the stage while fucking
Speaker 1: completely completely nude, while Bad Bunny's fucking singing about singing
Speaker 1: about how much he loves Puerto Rico and dancing and
Speaker 1: just screaming like the most harrowing scream you could ever imagine,
Speaker 1: and everyone's acting like nothing's happening, like everyone's cheering. They're
Speaker 1: just going and.
Speaker 2: People are cheering. He's screaming. Welcome to the Starting podcast.
Speaker 2: It is me today. I'll be your host. Tom Sweeney
Speaker 2: is also I'm also here with my fellow co host
Speaker 2: Derek Blackman. Before we get into remember to go to Patreon,
Speaker 2: dot Coast snark Tank. Uh, drop us little dollars a
Speaker 2: one dollar month, the access to ad reads, access dollar.
Speaker 1: Months, no ads, man, that's that's great.
Speaker 2: Months gets you a question asked. Fifty dollars month is
Speaker 2: going to be changed recently. I don't want to spoil
Speaker 2: a few, but it's gonna be something cool. And then
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars a month gets your name. That's actually
Speaker 2: were at the end by Unfortunately it has to be
Speaker 2: me today. Oh fuck, this.
Speaker 1: Is what I pay the big bucks for. Man, they
Speaker 1: wantite that shit.
Speaker 2: But hey, so nothing funny has happened. Uh, everyone is
Speaker 2: still kind of harping on Hassan's dog being turned into
Speaker 2: fucking I don't know, Miles Morales.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so other than really going on, brother, It's it
Speaker 1: back and forth. I keep seeing that every time I
Speaker 1: log on Twitter, which isn't often, but it's just a
Speaker 1: on the for you page. It's a back and forth.
Speaker 1: It is conclusive he probably didn't do anything by some
Speaker 1: stupid dog expert. But then another I was just like,
Speaker 1: this is this is so fucking gay, dude.
Speaker 2: I think it just looks really bad. I think that's
Speaker 2: where I stand on it. This looks really bad. One like,
Speaker 2: at at best, this does not look good.
Speaker 1: Yeah to me, at the very at the very like
Speaker 1: least I could just say, I know we said it
Speaker 1: probably in the other podcast, is that maybe it's a
Speaker 1: little bit weird that his dog can't just like lay
Speaker 1: on the ground or something. Because that's that was his explanation.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Nigga, let the dog lay on the ground.
Speaker 1: It's not that it's laying on the ground for ten
Speaker 1: fucking hours. Maybe it's wants to lay on the ground
Speaker 1: for thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: I think I think to give him a benefit of
Speaker 2: that that I think he's like trying to train it
Speaker 2: to like be still.
Speaker 1: Well, he said. His explanation was, it's a big dog
Speaker 1: laying on the Ground's bad for its bones, and you know,
Speaker 1: big dogs get arthritis pretty fast. That's what he said.
Speaker 1: And I'm just saying, at least I'm not I'm not obviously,
Speaker 1: I'm no dog expert, but I'm like, I think if
Speaker 1: the dog, I'm assuming, if he wants to lay on
Speaker 1: the ground, it probably wants to cool off because the
Speaker 1: ground is cold. You know, it's a hardwood floor, so
Speaker 1: it probably just wants to cool off. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: a cool off?
Speaker 2: For a minute, I think the thing is that, like
Speaker 2: this is this for me? What coming? And when I
Speaker 2: had my dog and I was training it, you can't
Speaker 2: break its routines. Unfortunately, you can't. If you want it
Speaker 2: to be somewhere, you have to train it to be
Speaker 2: that place. You know, Like if your dog is a
Speaker 2: dog is supposed to be not on the couch. Right,
Speaker 2: letting it on the couch once undoes all the work
Speaker 2: you let before it of it not being on a couch.
Speaker 1: I think should be on the couch.
Speaker 2: Though I have no problem with dogs being a couch.
Speaker 2: Maybe not the bed bed, maybe not the couch. I
Speaker 2: was fine with it. The problem is I let my
Speaker 2: dogs sleep in my bed before, and it became a problem,
Speaker 2: so she didn't want to sleep anywhere else. She got
Speaker 2: used to see them beside me, and it was just
Speaker 2: like it was. She was well trained, I walk out
Speaker 2: the leaks, but she just wanted to be in a
Speaker 2: bed with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2: That's not okay because then I moved and she was
Speaker 2: sad in the bed by herself.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The I guess the the there's the anxiety. The
Speaker 1: dogs can get a lot of anxiety because also if
Speaker 1: you pamper them too much, it's also kind of a
Speaker 1: fucking problem. So I understand that. But I think all
Speaker 1: in all that it's pretty clear that Hassan sexually abused
Speaker 1: that dog. I think it's pretty I think it's self
Speaker 1: evident from everything that we've seen. Right, he uses the
Speaker 1: electrocution to silence the dog from when it actually wants
Speaker 1: to speak out to the twitch audience, because the dog
Speaker 1: is very intelligent. The dog's like it sees the audience
Speaker 1: and it sees how many people are watching, and it's
Speaker 1: like roh. And then like he's like, no, no, dog,
Speaker 1: don't tell them, and he shocks them like really hard,
Speaker 1: unlimited power type shit. And that's the real story that
Speaker 1: not enough people are talking about that. He's clearly attracted
Speaker 1: to the dog and he thinks he's just making sweet
Speaker 1: love to the dog, but we obviously have laws against
Speaker 1: that in California, and uh, he's that's what he's doing
Speaker 1: and it's deplorable. But you know he's rich. Well, rich
Speaker 1: people get away with everything.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't, that's the matter.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: Even you can't. You can't handle the truth, right.
Speaker 2: I haven't dissociated like that in a while.
Speaker 1: You can't handle the truth like that.
Speaker 2: It is like maybe like a beating in fourth grade.
Speaker 2: I haven't, like genuinely.
Speaker 1: N you're you're fucking who's that short nigga that flew
Speaker 1: in the Maverick what's his name again? To Tom Cruise?
Speaker 1: Where you can't handle the truth, man, that's what's happening
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Clearly I can't.
Speaker 1: I dropped some bombs, Yeah he did, and you're like.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is scary. I don't want to talk about
Speaker 2: bombs on me, Gaza, Like I just I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about what we clearly saw
Speaker 2: on camera. But we all clearly saw with our own eyes. Man,
Speaker 2: you sound like all of them like all of them.
Speaker 2: I was, actually, oh, that's an interesting question. I would
Speaker 2: have to ask you because Chris wouldn't understand this because
Speaker 2: he's dumb. But but there's a very sew argument talking
Speaker 2: about how rap music is no longer pop music. It's
Speaker 2: actually out of the zeitgeists of popular music for the
Speaker 2: most part. And do you think that's true. I think
Speaker 2: I think it's clearly true. But I think when I
Speaker 2: think about.
Speaker 1: The the most popular artist right now, I think it
Speaker 1: is technically true.
Speaker 2: I think it's out of the populas. I guess I
Speaker 2: think with the I think what let me really understand
Speaker 2: it was how Clips dropped an album that like is
Speaker 2: unanimously well received and no one bought it. No one
Speaker 2: bought it, not a person bought it. I bought it, sure,
Speaker 2: and I bought I bought it. I bought Alfredo, I
Speaker 2: bought Joey Bad's new album. And then it was like,
Speaker 2: these records sold nine thousand bees they're opening week, and
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah.
Speaker 1: That's definitely not people right now. I feel like rap
Speaker 1: like is going through what New metal went through a
Speaker 1: long time ago, where people who were because people, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people out there like oh that shit
Speaker 1: fell off, and it was just like that. It's it's whatever.
Speaker 1: The show still sell out, those artists still have full
Speaker 1: support of people. Those shows are always going to sell out.
Speaker 1: But when it comes to like the the airwaves, new
Speaker 1: metal fucking died, Like you know, it's it's trying to
Speaker 1: make a comeback a little bit, you know, new metal.
Speaker 2: My introduction to new metal was Queen of the Damned,
Speaker 2: and I'm sure that was not how you get indous
Speaker 2: some new metal at all. I'm I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this music is gay, just like not even like insult
Speaker 2: some like, oh, this is music for homosexual people to
Speaker 2: go to raves. That's fine for what it is. Listen,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna listen to this.
Speaker 1: I think that I think that is the beauty of
Speaker 1: new metal, and this is the one thing that annoys me.
Speaker 1: I was just watching Red Letter Media. They were reviewing
Speaker 1: Freddy versus Jason and it was a look at it
Speaker 1: was a The review was great because it hit every
Speaker 1: beat that I agree with. Where the people that are
Speaker 1: critique in that movie, it's like, what the fuck did
Speaker 1: you expect it to be? It says it in the title,
Speaker 1: They're just fighting each other it's not.
Speaker 2: Supposed to be seeing that movie every I feel like
Speaker 2: every year I see that movie.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's it's great.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: So it was a great side movie.
Speaker 2: Uh that was going on, I mean like two a
Speaker 2: year ago, and merely went to see it outside and
Speaker 2: then Kelly Rowland drops the f slur randomly and people
Speaker 2: were cheering, and I was like.
Speaker 1: I just love it too, because she's like a super
Speaker 1: Christian woman too. That's why it was like, yeah, of
Speaker 1: course it was great seeing her in these and these
Speaker 1: horror film genres where I'm like, I don't think, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't think your Lord and Savior would really appreciate this,
Speaker 1: but hey, whatever, you know.
Speaker 2: I was like, man, I was, it's interesting, interesting the
Speaker 2: words here, missus Roland. You're still very beautiful, so I'm
Speaker 2: gonna allow you to say whatever you want. But I'm
Speaker 2: sure those movies were those movies were in when he
Speaker 2: turns into the giant roach that crawls down a dude's
Speaker 2: throat after he smoked, I was like, what is happening?
Speaker 2: And then Jason slaps him and happening, dude.
Speaker 1: It's so it was basically every it was everything I
Speaker 1: wanted it to be especially me being into metal the
Speaker 1: fucking soundtrack that that supported it, and uh, Jay from
Speaker 1: Retular Media had to take a dig at the soundtrack
Speaker 1: and like was shitting on New Metal And I'm like,
Speaker 1: how could you understand how corny this movie is and
Speaker 1: how great it is at the same time that it
Speaker 1: is the corny that that's what actually makes it charming,
Speaker 1: but also not understand that for New Metal and that
Speaker 1: that's what pissed me off. Where it was just that
Speaker 1: little comment he made. It's like he can't his hipster vibeness,
Speaker 1: Like Jays like such a fucking hipster. He can't accept
Speaker 1: and understand that, yes, this music is trash, that's what
Speaker 1: makes it great. Like that's the thing that's weird. How
Speaker 1: he doesn't understand that I under I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know anyone personally that maybe when they were fourteen
Speaker 1: years old they're like this music really speaks to me
Speaker 1: or some shit, then they grew out of it.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 1: I was a self worthy the entire time. I was
Speaker 1: like this movie, this music is fucking cringe and it
Speaker 1: sounds good though, and uh growing up and I'm like
Speaker 1: I still go back to it and I understand that disturbed,
Speaker 1: crying and be like like that shit's stupid. But it's
Speaker 1: that's what I don't understand why people don't understand that,
Speaker 1: like Limp Biscuit was never supposed to be cool, Like
Speaker 1: what are you saying?
Speaker 2: I think the problem. The problem comes from people hating
Speaker 2: that version of themselves that liked it. I think that's
Speaker 2: what it comes from. I mean people because I heard
Speaker 2: that I look back on on anime in general. That's
Speaker 2: how I feel with anime in general. I think anime
Speaker 2: in general is I think. I think that if you
Speaker 2: slap Asian association on any form of media, people will
Speaker 2: absorb it in a way more favorable way than if
Speaker 2: you don't.
Speaker 1: I agree that, really do believe that.
Speaker 2: As much as I am a fan of a lot
Speaker 2: of Asian media, the way people will talk about it
Speaker 2: when it's from there is different. It is like you
Speaker 2: instantly see it, You're like, oh this If this thing
Speaker 2: was written by Americans the same exact way Pop for pop,
Speaker 2: B for beat, it would not get the same reception,
Speaker 2: and by British really the same reception. I actually agree
Speaker 2: with that, and it sounds really terrible because of the
Speaker 2: fact that that's that's what them that that group uses
Speaker 2: to be prejudiced and it really unfortunate. But I think,
Speaker 2: like really like it's true. Like I think there are
Speaker 2: a lot of movies, a lot of like like I'll
Speaker 2: put it like this, right, people will people will talk
Speaker 2: trash about everything that comes out this movie, the MCU stuff.
Speaker 2: They'll talk trash about MCU stuff all day long, which
Speaker 2: it deserves critiques. It does, it's it. It's become fairly trash.
Speaker 2: But then we'll read One Piece and watch an episode
Speaker 2: of One Piece and it's like, how how how are
Speaker 2: you gonna you gonna tell me this? I've had One
Speaker 2: Piece has been way more trash, and it's been good.
Speaker 2: Actually I know that because I recently caught up. I
Speaker 2: am actually caught one Piece right now?
Speaker 1: Why do you hate yourself?
Speaker 2: I've been reading since I was seven. Yeah, maybe it's
Speaker 2: time to stop. I can't. That is way too that
Speaker 2: is way too that is legit sunk in costs.
Speaker 1: If I stop.
Speaker 2: If I stop reading one Piece, now I've wasted twenty
Speaker 2: years of my life. No way, I'm stopping. All right,
Speaker 2: come on, I'm just on the train.
Speaker 1: It just feels like it's never gonna end purposefully for
Speaker 1: people like you.
Speaker 2: It's just it's gonna end, and it's gonna be disappointing
Speaker 2: no matter what. And I'm just interested to see what
Speaker 2: it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: What's the main character's name, Loopy Loofy.
Speaker 2: He Loosey's the worst. He's the worst part of the
Speaker 2: show to me. Now, So if you got, like, if
Speaker 2: you got raped to death, would that be a problem, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it would be a problem, but it would also like
Speaker 2: I'd laugh, laugh, I'd be like, what the hell, I'd
Speaker 2: be like. It definitely caught me off guard.
Speaker 1: But like some I don't know, black Beard or whatever,
Speaker 1: fucking just like eats his ass too, Harden and fucking
Speaker 1: you know, he's just because he's dead.
Speaker 2: He reaches him to death, he funcks him and he
Speaker 2: comes in him and he says a rubber he gets
Speaker 2: all inflated and the flats out. It comes out of
Speaker 2: his ears, nose and eyes and ship.
Speaker 1: It wasn't did uh did those pirate niggas? Did they
Speaker 1: have powers before or did they gain them or something?
Speaker 2: The powers? There was always powers in the series. Okay,
Speaker 2: since since the very beginning, there's been like powers.
Speaker 1: Is it like cheer or key or something? What is it.
Speaker 1: H it's called devil fruit. Really, yeah, there are fruits.
Speaker 2: That have magical abilities and that they're like explaining what
Speaker 2: they are now finally, you know, twenty years in. But
Speaker 2: I think that serious such a problem. The same thing
Speaker 2: like Game of Throne just clearly suffered with, is that
Speaker 2: you start writing things with your one person and then
Speaker 2: they go on for so long. But it with Dragon Ball.
Speaker 2: By the time you get to this point, now the
Speaker 2: writers like, I'm really bored with these old concepts. Now
Speaker 2: I kind of don't want to because now he's like
Speaker 2: the show is like very like it's very leftist propaganda,
Speaker 2: like progressive freeing the world, destroying the anarchy kind of
Speaker 2: a series. It's become that it also had hints of
Speaker 2: like freedom and stuff like that. But now like clearly
Speaker 2: you can tell, like, oh, this guy is like an
Speaker 2: anti fucking governmental establishment person, like straight up he doesn't
Speaker 2: like that shit.
Speaker 3: Hm.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't that at first. It was a kind
Speaker 2: of a jolly adventure at first. And now it's just
Speaker 2: like not fuck fuck the rich, they suck.
Speaker 1: They suck. They're making things suck.
Speaker 2: And it's like, well you can tell he's there's one
Speaker 2: piece one and then there's part two of the series, clearly,
Speaker 2: which has a different focus, and I think that it
Speaker 2: just turns into that when you're like Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Jojarr Martin is probably like, I don't care
Speaker 2: about these characters anymore.
Speaker 1: Really, I'm kind of done.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm kind of done, Like I kind of
Speaker 2: like they were cool at first, but now I want
Speaker 2: to like write something different, but I can't put anything out.
Speaker 1: You would think that his the the new book would
Speaker 1: have been out by now.
Speaker 2: I think you have so much shut on his plate
Speaker 2: to be able to like to put it out and
Speaker 2: like really like, no matter what, it's going to be
Speaker 2: disappointing people. And that's fine, that is okay. The problem
Speaker 2: is that the show edited so poorly that he's like,
Speaker 2: how do I, how do I? How do I resecure
Speaker 2: his bag?
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the it's a it's it seems
Speaker 1: like it would be a blessing for him. The show
Speaker 1: ended so pissed poorly. The bar is so low for
Speaker 1: it to just be a good like a good book.
Speaker 2: Literally, not to mention there's another book after this. I
Speaker 2: mean there's wins and then songs, So you gotta there's
Speaker 2: two more books.
Speaker 1: I mean, anythink that niggas gonna be alive, You think
Speaker 1: the estate's gonna finish that ship or something.
Speaker 2: Look, man, it's gonna just it's gonna be the same
Speaker 2: thing as Doom. He's gonna die and then his son's
Speaker 2: gonna pick it up, and his son's gonna ship the bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ship so bad. Everybody's gonna be like, why are
Speaker 1: there guns? Broh? The guns come from bro Artists can't
Speaker 1: get out of their own way sometimes, man, like I
Speaker 1: in a low level you know artists as a low
Speaker 1: level artist, like I, I understand it. I mean we
Speaker 1: see it in a in our peers. We see it
Speaker 1: in Chris Raygun particularly. People would always make fun of
Speaker 1: him for uh, like releasing something every fucking blue moon
Speaker 1: or some ship. Like they were just like always ship
Speaker 1: on him because he's upload it has been a while. Dude.
Speaker 2: I get it, man, I get when you create things
Speaker 2: you really like you're you're your greatest critic, you know,
Speaker 2: to a problematic degree, and it's it's makes sense that
Speaker 2: you're just like, I'm gonna make this thing as good
Speaker 2: as possible, and it's like, dude, just just it's easier
Speaker 2: to say it's because I have some stuff on the
Speaker 2: same problems right, Like I've i've should have written out
Speaker 2: YouTube videos that I'm like, I don't want to put
Speaker 2: this out anymore. Yeah, my biggest problem is that I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think my I don't. I've always felt like
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is not important enough for me to
Speaker 2: like sit down and expect somebody to watch a thirty
Speaker 2: minute video about me making something. That has been my
Speaker 2: biggest problem always no one cares.
Speaker 1: The truth is that is the truth, But you have
Speaker 1: to master the art of ignoring that part. And it's
Speaker 1: it's what I'm experimenting with right now with that Rick
Speaker 1: Blackman channel. It has been the It has been fucking
Speaker 1: difficult to first of all, finish after I've done talking,
Speaker 1: my immediate thought is who fucking cares? Like, especially since
Speaker 1: something someone's already said.
Speaker 2: You that's you. Also, so you finished, you finished this work,
Speaker 2: and then you are aware of what you said, You're like,
Speaker 2: that's dumb. Who cares about this?
Speaker 1: It's so then you have to fight that urge to
Speaker 1: ignore it. And then one of the things is just
Speaker 1: uploading it and then going to the next project. That
Speaker 1: is the hardest thing. I will check the fruits of
Speaker 1: the labor later, but right as of right now, it's
Speaker 1: just grinding and putting something up. And I need to
Speaker 1: start you with my music projects. Bro. I'm sitting on
Speaker 1: almost ten music projects that are just unfinished. They're on
Speaker 1: the customer being finished, but they're unfinished. And it's like, Bro,
Speaker 1: one song has been finished for two fucking years, and
Speaker 1: you know what I've I've tried to remix it for
Speaker 1: two years and I can't get a better mix than
Speaker 1: this one that I did two years ago. And it's
Speaker 1: pissing me off because there's one problem with the mix,
Speaker 1: and trying to fix that one problem didn't work either.
Speaker 1: So I pretty much I've I think I've surrendered. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna release this version of it. But that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's been two years.
Speaker 2: I don't know it's for me. For me, when it
Speaker 2: comes to me, I'm not a musician at all. I
Speaker 2: have like a very very very like low level understanding
Speaker 2: of music in general. Like I know how to play
Speaker 2: strings on a guitar. I can play it up the scale,
Speaker 2: I can go up and down the scale and a guitar,
Speaker 2: and I know how to play. I know keys on
Speaker 2: a piano, I know where what I'm supposed to, I
Speaker 2: know the idea of what ilposed to be doing. Sure,
Speaker 2: But for me, it's like when I make the idea
Speaker 2: of making music. Like if I was a musician and
Speaker 2: I made an album that I really, really with my
Speaker 2: heart sold into when people were like, oh, I don't
Speaker 2: like anybody like people like me were talking shit about it,
Speaker 2: I would come to the house. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: come out side right now, fight me right now. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know how people can do. I know you
Speaker 2: can be a musician and do that. It's like I don't.
Speaker 2: I just don't. It's just I.
Speaker 1: Don't have the power.
Speaker 2: I don't have the I don't have the mature to
Speaker 2: be like thank you for critiquing my music and be like.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's it's it comes. It's just you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: it comes with the territory. To me, the most annoying
Speaker 1: thing that I've experienced is when people are trying to
Speaker 1: give me unsolicited advice on like say mixing. And the
Speaker 1: thing is there will be professionals, I mean, people who
Speaker 1: are masters at their craft that do similar things, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you not critiquing them because they
Speaker 1: have the credentials. So like somebody will say like, oh,
Speaker 1: the vocals are too low, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: this isn't this can't be what I need to say.
Speaker 1: It can't be in just a quick little text because
Speaker 1: it depends on what you're listening on. If your basis
Speaker 1: could be drowning out the highs and drowning off the
Speaker 1: vocals if you have a boost, there's so many factors
Speaker 1: that depending on what you're listening. Also, sometimes it is
Speaker 1: a actual decision that you make personally because when you
Speaker 1: when you rose them up, it just didn't sound that
Speaker 1: good to you. And there's so many factors that go
Speaker 1: into it. But people say this like as if this
Speaker 1: is objective truth, like that's.
Speaker 2: The problem, and I'm like, brother, imagine hearing now, imagine
Speaker 2: imagine being imagine being Lebron and having fucking niggas like
Speaker 2: like stephen A, it's like what or people like skip
Speaker 2: skip skip Bayliss. That is people talking trash about you,
Speaker 2: and you're like, I I have more skill in my
Speaker 2: body than every person that's related to you.
Speaker 1: Like the tip of his penis. Lebron's penis could fucking
Speaker 1: out ball like any of these niggas, Dude, Like it's it's.
Speaker 2: Well maybe not maybe maybe not, maybe not Shannon in shape.
Speaker 2: Shannon was a freak. Young Shannon was abnomaly. If he
Speaker 2: didn't get injured, he probably well he was still in
Speaker 2: the Hall of Fame. Actually, it's really his brother was
Speaker 2: actually truly sad. She's like, my brother's better meat everything
Speaker 2: waste yep. Bro those better music, most period mes yep,
Speaker 2: better better than every way fast blacker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Is Shannon Sharp still in that that bullshit? Is that
Speaker 2: still instead of so?
Speaker 1: Man? I just I I from what I looked into,
Speaker 1: I'm just not so. I feel greatly disappointed with Shannon
Speaker 1: because it's.
Speaker 2: Even though so young, she was so much younger.
Speaker 1: It's even that there was other reports that came out.
Speaker 1: There's other things. That's like the biggest thing. It's like say,
Speaker 1: with a song situation, if there are when there's smoke,
Speaker 1: there's fire, it dig into other stuff. Is there other
Speaker 1: examples of him abusing animals or something? Look into that
Speaker 1: with Shannon Sharp. There's other women have come out and
Speaker 1: said some iffy things. Now, the thing is, you know,
Speaker 1: him settling out of court is not a mission of guilt.
Speaker 1: But also it's not not it's like it's one of
Speaker 1: those things. It's like, not only was she young as shit,
Speaker 1: like compared to him, it's it's the implications on did
Speaker 1: you actually fucking assault her, bro, and that she's claiming
Speaker 1: that it's it's one of those things to worry.
Speaker 2: She's young as shit compared to us.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean yes, that is sure.
Speaker 2: She is twelve years younger than me, and sure, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm the youngest in this group and she me sure,
Speaker 2: it's not look at that is crazy. That means that
Speaker 2: she she's much younger than his kids.
Speaker 1: I imagine that was probably one of the biggest like
Speaker 1: how devastating that was for his uh his kid's daughter
Speaker 1: works with on the what was it unisputed? Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: probably working with uh shay Jay. I imagine. I can't
Speaker 1: imagine seeing that that's gonna be. I mean, every once
Speaker 1: in a while when you see ship like that, you
Speaker 1: can't like me and Jojo watching Night I fiance. We
Speaker 1: you know, we have like that one slop fucking show
Speaker 1: we watch and uh, there's that right now, some old
Speaker 1: ass nigga that well he's not he's not a brother,
Speaker 1: but uh, dating a black woman from Paris, you know,
Speaker 1: got her. He got himself a nice little honey from
Speaker 1: from Paris, knocked her up and ship, so she's she
Speaker 1: secured the bag, and then the fucking daughter is beefing
Speaker 1: with the fucking girl because no ship. They're like around
Speaker 1: the same fucking age. I'm just like, doing that ship
Speaker 1: to your family is crazy. It's one of those things
Speaker 1: like it's it's so selfish. It's like, brother, you don't
Speaker 1: need to and then they'll they'll try to say some
Speaker 1: ship like, oh, but I love her, Shannon, don't even
Speaker 1: have that excuse that clearly was just transactional, clearly transactional.
Speaker 1: He don't even he can't even fall back on that ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I just I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm someone that's very much so averse to the age
Speaker 2: thing where it's like the moment we can't talk about
Speaker 2: similar like the moment where I cannot even because me
Speaker 2: and literally are from different parts of the country and
Speaker 2: we're from different cultures, right, we're already already different from that, right,
Speaker 2: So that's that's a bit of separation. I could not
Speaker 2: imagine us also being from straight up very different age groups.
Speaker 2: To me, I'd be like, what is what do we
Speaker 2: talk about now? Like? What what do we have in common?
Speaker 2: Because I think the Internet kind of men's kind of
Speaker 2: men's that thing, you know that that wave kind of
Speaker 2: gets settled by I think it does tremendously. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: still it's there. He's not Internet guy really, you know, Like, no,
Speaker 2: he's a.
Speaker 1: When you're talking about chance versus what this chick would
Speaker 1: be considered gen z right.
Speaker 2: She's twenty she'd be I think he'd be twenty six
Speaker 2: now we talk about because I think when they first
Speaker 2: started hooking up, she was like nineteen.
Speaker 1: No, I think she No, No, she's much younger because
Speaker 1: I think whatever it is, I can't remember what it is. No,
Speaker 1: she's probably she's she's she ain't mid twenties, yad. I
Speaker 1: imagine she's probably like she probably like twenty two, twenty
Speaker 1: three or something. I should verify that, but uh, dude,
Speaker 1: they she I remember, Yeah, But it was it was
Speaker 1: just so crazy because for that example, Yeah, the Internet's
Speaker 1: not bridging that gap at all, not for Shannon Sharp
Speaker 1: being in this fifty the fuck No there are like say,
Speaker 1: for example, like let's see, I'm thirty seven, JoJo's thirty.
Speaker 1: Now a gap there, there's a there's a gap, but
Speaker 1: you there's literally within our interest zero gaps. There's there
Speaker 1: makes sense. Sometimes I even think like I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you watched that, Like, oh you caught that shit. But
Speaker 1: I do that this. I do that with you guys
Speaker 1: every once in a while, and I'm thinking about certain
Speaker 1: shows that I'm like, oh, I watched this when I
Speaker 1: was a kid. I was like and I'm thinking like, oh,
Speaker 1: you guys must have been super super young. But also
Speaker 1: not like the shows, it's not like they disappear.
Speaker 2: You know, it's the like but but like you know,
Speaker 2: Shannon Shart being a fifties man from the South in America.
Speaker 1: Oh, dude, let me tell you something. This is clearly
Speaker 1: like when I was in my late twenty When I
Speaker 1: was in my late twenties, so I was probably like
Speaker 1: almost thirty or something like that, I had a conversation
Speaker 1: with like it was like a neighbor's like daughter some
Speaker 1: shit like or something like that. We're all outside talking
Speaker 1: And this was the first time that I I was
Speaker 1: I heard bet in the in the in the way
Speaker 1: that it's used now. And so that's to me, that's
Speaker 1: the thing. The difference is when I when I can
Speaker 1: tell that way you heard growing up, bet was not
Speaker 1: Bet was not an affirmation, because that's how bet is
Speaker 1: used now like an alright bet and like an affirmation.
Speaker 1: Growing up, bet was a challenge, like you wanted to
Speaker 1: bet someone, you'd be like bet. Like literally, so somebody
Speaker 1: says like, oh, that's how growing up my entire life I.
Speaker 2: Tripping or have I thought those meant the same thing?
Speaker 1: No, no, all right, bet would that? No it's not
Speaker 1: because like I heard her say bet, and I was
Speaker 1: like bet, Like that doesn't even make sense in this conversation.
Speaker 1: I was like bet what and then like I literally
Speaker 1: didn't understand.
Speaker 2: I was. I think I'm in the middle. It's been
Speaker 2: an affirmation and also a what you call a challenge
Speaker 2: for me in my life. To me, I've heard it
Speaker 2: from both sides where it's like oh bet.
Speaker 1: Like now look at it could be one of those
Speaker 1: things like say regional that's how it was, but like
Speaker 1: from my region, it never was that. It was never that.
Speaker 1: It was never the affirmation like all right, cool, like
Speaker 1: all right bet. It was never that. So I was
Speaker 1: confused and that was that generational gap thing because now
Speaker 1: that's normal for the younger generations to where I was like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: it was the first time I realized that. I was like,
Speaker 1: this person is really young because they're using terminologies that
Speaker 1: I have no like I'm the old person that I
Speaker 1: don't understand this new slaying that is universal now. And
Speaker 1: then I caught on after.
Speaker 2: And that makes sense, you know, because I guess it's different.
Speaker 2: I feel like, if you're just interacting with like not
Speaker 2: to not to you know, not to give credence to it,
Speaker 2: because that's something I have. I have a lot of
Speaker 2: problems with that. But I guess if your interaction is
Speaker 2: just surely physical, surely physical, I guess that could be
Speaker 2: ignored in a way that that is very like it
Speaker 2: can be ignored because it's like I'm not I'm not
Speaker 2: here to talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why the are we talking about that? When Shannon
Speaker 1: Sharp clearly was just hitting that because she's a young
Speaker 1: fucking whore. I mean, like, then that's real because she
Speaker 1: was not only fans.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, and reason exactly it doesn't
Speaker 2: make you a horror exactly, but I understand what you
Speaker 2: mean to for.
Speaker 1: Like, it. It does make you. That is, you're if
Speaker 1: you're selling yourself, that is, that is what it's concerned for.
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, there's sluts out there that fuck for free,
Speaker 1: and I appreciate that that's cool, but they no whores, right,
Speaker 1: They're not doing no transactional shit. They're just for the
Speaker 1: love of the game, which I don't even hate on
Speaker 1: that ship. If dudes can do it, I don't say
Speaker 1: why women can't do it either. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Hey man, I'm now, I'm I'm I'm one hundred percent
Speaker 2: pro using your body to make money, especially as a woman.
Speaker 1: I don't even have yet to, not supposed to. I
Speaker 1: know it's it's a derogative. I know it's derogative. I
Speaker 1: understand that I'll use it derogatively too sometimes. But my
Speaker 1: my position is make your money. Are you fucking serious? Like,
Speaker 1: if you have the means to make a bagg come on.
Speaker 2: Look, men are so trash, men are so truly trash
Speaker 2: that if you can succeed off of their backs, please
Speaker 2: do it. I have like, I really, I really, I myself,
Speaker 2: I am one of the most or more upstanding dudes
Speaker 2: I know, relationship wise and I've been shit I have
Speaker 2: been ship and I am one of the better ones.
Speaker 2: I know. That is what makes sit crazy. I have
Speaker 2: been a shithead to women at times, not even like insitiously,
Speaker 2: not like manosphere esquere. It's like I'm trying to manipulate them,
Speaker 2: but just simply in the process of existing as a
Speaker 2: young man in the world I've been in. I've been
Speaker 2: shipped to women I have I've been, and I respect them,
Speaker 2: my heart respects them. Imagine dudes that don't have that,
Speaker 2: and they like, yeah, I try to understand their struggles,
Speaker 2: like no, get their money, take their money, take take everything,
Speaker 2: marry an old dude that's rich, and then he dies
Speaker 2: and you take all this stuff and you live a
Speaker 2: great life. Do it? Man.
Speaker 1: Me and Jojo even joked about, like, hey, why don't
Speaker 1: you go, you know, like pretend you're not married and
Speaker 1: go go uh get Like one of those becomes a
Speaker 1: fine dom I think they call it financial domination. You
Speaker 1: never heard of that.
Speaker 2: I know what that is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So like they people just spend or I should
Speaker 1: say people men spend massive amounts of money on women
Speaker 1: and that gets them off. Like that is the craziest thing.
Speaker 1: I want that where is where is this rich gay
Speaker 1: guy that just wants to spend money on you? Are
Speaker 1: you fucking would you enter a physical relationship with a
Speaker 1: gay man that is paying for every single thing in
Speaker 1: your lifestyle? H if I know the physical relationship though,
Speaker 1: so but he is paying you and he and he's
Speaker 1: a relatively go looking guy, like he's like A. He's
Speaker 1: like A. He's like A.
Speaker 2: He's a very attractive man too. But he is you.
Speaker 2: You you are you are his, you are his his
Speaker 2: pretty much.
Speaker 1: Listen, man, I like I want like I unfortunately like
Speaker 1: I want to I want to lean into the bit
Speaker 1: and be like of course, but like see but for real,
Speaker 1: like for real, for real, like if it has to
Speaker 1: do with like me getting but fucked constantly, I don't.
Speaker 1: That's like the I draw. I draw the line like
Speaker 1: I can't, dude, I just the most I can probably
Speaker 1: like look at like if I don't have to talk,
Speaker 1: I don't have to talk to Jojo about it, Jojo.
Speaker 1: Like this guy just wants me to like jack him
Speaker 1: off once a day and he's gonna give me like
Speaker 1: fucking ten thousand dollars a week. Like I feel like
Speaker 1: she'd be like all right, like, bro, that's kind of
Speaker 1: that's kind of crazy, but it is ten thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a week just for what you're doing.
Speaker 2: I really do not think that. I think genuinely. I
Speaker 2: think genuinely for real, Yeah, that would destroy relationship, you
Speaker 2: think so, I think it was because I think I
Speaker 2: think at the end of the day, you know, your
Speaker 2: wife would be like, my husband is beating because that's
Speaker 2: actually worse, Like that's what it's actually worse to have
Speaker 2: no sexual feelings. But then doing yeatt like that is
Speaker 2: actually I think that's way worse. I think it's way
Speaker 2: worse because then you're just doing it for money. You're
Speaker 2: just selling that is what you believe in for money.
Speaker 1: Actually well, but see, because the thing is, I don't
Speaker 1: think there's so like literally moly, I don't think there's
Speaker 1: anything with doing that, Like it's just more at.
Speaker 2: The same time as like what do you stand for?
Speaker 2: Like what do you stand for? At this moment? You're
Speaker 2: just you're just you're just like you're just jaggon busting
Speaker 2: the side of your face. You'd be like, hey, I
Speaker 2: didn't say y'all, I'll make sure I get to check
Speaker 2: to you, and he like he gives you like a
Speaker 2: nice hand check afterwards, and his dick still out and
Speaker 2: you gotta be like, all right, man, see you later.
Speaker 2: You gotta walk off. You gotta freaking get your moist
Speaker 2: towelt and clean off the side of your face. Part
Speaker 2: of your hair is way more straight than the other side.
Speaker 1: You're you're concocting a complete scenario of like this is
Speaker 1: this is how it's gonna go down.
Speaker 2: As if maybe you think it's never you think it's
Speaker 2: never gonna happen. You know, he's never gonna fire off.
Speaker 2: If something's gonna get on you, are you gonna have
Speaker 2: to think about that. Look at that hand, like.
Speaker 1: If he if he fires upon me, then retaliation. Man,
Speaker 1: I got to give him a receipt, which is gonna
Speaker 1: be him getting beaten pretty badly.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. The majority put yourself in that predicament like that.
Speaker 1: Amen. It's just like if a woman asked you not
Speaker 1: to come in her and you come in her. What
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 2: I understand that, right, But you're playing you're playing hot.
Speaker 2: You're playing hot.
Speaker 1: Would you say the same thing in that scenario with
Speaker 1: a man and a woman, Yeah, I think so. You
Speaker 1: would you would tell hey, you're playing with fire. If
Speaker 1: he comes and you that's uh, you were you know
Speaker 1: you were already too close to the sun already. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I think I think it's that's crazy. Brother.
Speaker 1: I was crazy because consent fucking matters, brother, consent. Absolutely, no,
Speaker 1: tell somebody that they're playing with.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, I'm not disregarding. I'm not disregarding.
Speaker 2: No no no no no no no no no. What
Speaker 2: happens is this, right, Let's say let's say you guys,
Speaker 2: let's say you guys are trying to have a We've
Speaker 2: I've done this more time than I can count, right,
Speaker 2: but it's like I've stuck with girls without prosession. Right, Sure,
Speaker 2: I am playing with fire. I am immediately playing well.
Speaker 1: If it's consensual though, right, you you did it, you
Speaker 1: did it in the and she agreed.
Speaker 2: We both get with the part. Take right. But let's
Speaker 2: say let's say I get her pregnant. Right, She's like, hey,
Speaker 2: don't come in me, and I'm like, all right, cool,
Speaker 2: and I take every precaution I can. If something still happens. Though,
Speaker 2: the plow method works until it doesn't work. You know
Speaker 2: it works, it doesn't work, So it's it's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking precautions. I'm not doing this X, Y and Z,
Speaker 2: and then bam, she's pregnant.
Speaker 1: Right, But we're talking about right now, Right now, we're
Speaker 1: talking about I'm telling this nigga. I'm telling him, do
Speaker 1: not bust on me.
Speaker 2: Do not.
Speaker 1: If we do that, we don't have a problem.
Speaker 3: And if he just gets snaky one day and it's
Speaker 3: like blow, I think I think the idea is that, like, hey,
Speaker 3: you know, don't go jacket guys out if you know
Speaker 3: what the cup on you.
Speaker 2: I think that is what I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I just put like I just wouldn't put you wouldn't
Speaker 1: say that for the same scenario if it was like
Speaker 1: a woman like, hey, just don't go fucking dudes, man like,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't like I'm saying, you wouldn't. You wouldn't dudes
Speaker 1: if you don't want to risk somebody busting inside you
Speaker 1: when you specifically ask them not to.
Speaker 2: I would say I would say that. I would actually
Speaker 2: like it would I'm not saying them exactly, but I'm
Speaker 2: saying they're still putting themselves in the situational saying that
Speaker 2: is all. I'm saying. They should still be given the
Speaker 2: respect to the person, should still not do it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that, Like, look at I like say,
Speaker 1: I just I don't think anybody wants to hear that.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to hear that once they've gotten busted on
Speaker 1: or came in when they've requested not to. Of course,
Speaker 1: why are you saying it at all?
Speaker 2: I know, but that's my mental I get it. The
Speaker 2: same argument had with freaking the rage and everything like that. That's
Speaker 2: so I stay mentality, that same mentality. It's like it's
Speaker 2: like this you are.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: Like it's it's like the Paris thing is like, you
Speaker 2: shouldn't do that. MA told you, I told you gross
Speaker 2: as gay boy. I told you it was gonna bust
Speaker 2: on you. It'd be like it'd be like it happened,
Speaker 2: and you tell me and we were just sitting dow
Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, what did you expect It's make
Speaker 2: that it comes to a dripping and you're you're you're
Speaker 2: you're rubbing it in. You're just like fucking I'm just like,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, hey, let me get something like, bro,
Speaker 2: you missed this spot. You decided to jack some dude
Speaker 2: off and he blowed on me. Like your you had
Speaker 2: a choice to make and you made the wrong one.
Speaker 1: Sorry, are you telling you for ten thousand dollars a
Speaker 1: month you wouldn't even consider that ship?
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't do that for ten thousand.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I meant ten thousand dollars a week. Sorry, that's
Speaker 1: a lot of that was what that was. I think
Speaker 1: what I initially said. If I didn't that's I that's
Speaker 1: what I meant to say. Ten thousand dollars a week.
Speaker 1: So you're forty g's a month and all you gotta
Speaker 1: do is is just jack off, dude once a week.
Speaker 2: I genuinely think, big bag, that I would it would
Speaker 2: just really bother me so much one that I would stop,
Speaker 2: Like I might be able to muscle it out maybe
Speaker 2: a month or two, but eventually I'd like, this is
Speaker 2: really bothering me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's when I've thinking about it for real, like
Speaker 1: like literally like imagery. That's when the thing like thinking
Speaker 1: of talking about it is one thing. It's literally thinking
Speaker 1: about the prospect, the idea of grabbing a fucking rod
Speaker 1: and then that ship coming and then coming come getting
Speaker 1: Like that's where like I got a little bit gross.
Speaker 2: And then you're still in the splat zone. I've had some,
Speaker 2: I've had some reachers, man, I've I've had some ceiling
Speaker 2: out out on the building.
Speaker 1: Has Matt you get to wear a has Matt suit
Speaker 1: at that point.
Speaker 2: It's just like the fact if at that point, if
Speaker 2: this person wants to still, it's like, dude, you're not okay,
Speaker 2: Like he's into that? Why do you want me so bad?
Speaker 2: Like what's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is it for me? Like when there's a guy
Speaker 1: that will there is a a bisexual man that pretends
Speaker 1: he straight but like actually prefers he gets way harder
Speaker 1: when he sees penis that will service you the kingdom?
Speaker 2: Come, I think, go to a gym, find a yoked
Speaker 2: dude and just talk to him, and I'm sure you're gonna,
Speaker 2: you're gonna, you're gonna. It's that's how it is. That
Speaker 2: every every yoke dude is either gay or they're in
Speaker 2: the big girls. And that's that. That is the the
Speaker 2: two dichotomy of the most yoke characters in history.
Speaker 1: What is the yoke girl across the line for you?
Speaker 1: Because I like some jim girls right that are that
Speaker 1: are that are fit? What would you say, is there
Speaker 1: a some person.
Speaker 2: I don't think I have a line there exactly.
Speaker 1: You don't think you have a line.
Speaker 2: I think it is this means more activities, you know it,
Speaker 2: this means more more. It just means the game has
Speaker 2: more features to do things with, you know.
Speaker 1: I literally found the line by following the journey of
Speaker 1: this girl that lives in Vegas. When she was I
Speaker 1: saw when she first started working out, and like, I
Speaker 1: saw her in her fitness journey and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm follower. I want to see her progress. And so
Speaker 1: it's been like maybe three years now, and to where
Speaker 1: she's at now, the stuff that she was taking, I
Speaker 1: was like, I see the line to where like she
Speaker 1: is way too she is so like first of all, like,
Speaker 1: I think there's a little bit of I'm ashamed of
Speaker 1: how how much more jack she is than me. I
Speaker 1: think there's there's a thing of that that's putting me
Speaker 1: to shame. I would I remember her name, it's like
Speaker 1: Brianna or something. I can't remember her tag because I
Speaker 1: would love to show you.
Speaker 2: But I think I think when I think when you
Speaker 2: start adding I'll noticeable amounts of tests is where I'm
Speaker 2: starting to like, all right, this is my line because
Speaker 2: I've seen I've seen some some brolic baddies that I'm
Speaker 2: sure they're they're they're they're on crank, you're on you're you're,
Speaker 2: you're juicing, but you're still really attractive. Yeah, but then
Speaker 2: there's a line where it's like you look like you
Speaker 2: look like Brad Lesner. Like maybe I'd do it for
Speaker 2: the culture, but like I wouldn't. It wouldn't be a relationship.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, all right, this is a son of
Speaker 2: you gotta you gotta try this one time, you know.
Speaker 1: Would you take a shot at brock Lessner's daughter. You're single,
Speaker 1: of course, you know your your single, and and brock
Speaker 1: Lessner's daughter is uh is hitting you up? Like, hey,
Speaker 1: what was good?
Speaker 2: I gotta say she looks again, because I feel.
Speaker 1: Like I would be honest, man, she looks like brock Lesner,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not even fucking joking.
Speaker 2: Like I remember, I remember she didn't get.
Speaker 1: A splash of her mom's genetics. Not a fucking daughters, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: if if he does, he probably has more than one kid.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I only know about yeah, I
Speaker 1: only know about her. She does like shot put and
Speaker 1: all this stuff, and she's huge I saw her dating
Speaker 1: a guy. He was actually a little chubby. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, like good for her, you know, like
Speaker 1: she just got like a regular dude that she could
Speaker 1: beat the piss out of. Oh that's great.
Speaker 2: Ah man uh ah man, this is a this might
Speaker 2: be my line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this.
Speaker 2: Might be my line. This might be this might be
Speaker 2: this might.
Speaker 1: Put I'm talking about like the way like she just
Speaker 1: like she's so lean and masculine. Now I was like, no,
Speaker 1: that's that's uh. I can see because she's because she's
Speaker 1: a competitor, like she has like a a like a
Speaker 1: before and after. That's not that far down.
Speaker 2: This might be my line. I might it might.
Speaker 1: It should be your line. That's the thing. Hey, no shame,
Speaker 1: no shame, No, she just man.
Speaker 2: This is the this is the this is the the
Speaker 2: this is when you get the indicator on your watch,
Speaker 2: it's like, okay, do I go further? It's great. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's you get the moment. You you can you can
Speaker 2: turn back. It can't turn back after this moment? Do
Speaker 2: you want to get depressed on? And it's like listen,
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna keep going,
Speaker 2: keep going. I think I think I hit that. I
Speaker 2: think I hit I think I think I could I
Speaker 2: think I could do that. I think definitely two stages.
Speaker 2: Prior to this stough she's probably was peak and then
Speaker 2: it's like, all this girl was good, but she is
Speaker 2: a lot of muscles, she's very fit, good for her,
Speaker 2: a lot of muscle. It's it's definitely it makes me so.
Speaker 2: I'm she is toe up good for her man. I
Speaker 2: know that that's a lot of work.
Speaker 1: It's a tremendous amount of work. And that's the thing,
Speaker 1: that's the thing that's it admirable. I know that there's
Speaker 1: a lot of men in the industry that probably if
Speaker 1: they weren't gay, they probably started to become gay just
Speaker 1: from admiring like the male physique for like for far
Speaker 1: too long.
Speaker 2: But I think I think the vast majority of people,
Speaker 2: almost everybody there's a it's a sexuality is genuinely expectrum
Speaker 2: like actually, and I think people don't want to admit that.
Speaker 2: It scares them to admit that truth. And I think
Speaker 2: a lot of people are they just haven't found a
Speaker 2: person that's like, oh interesting, I think I do this,
Speaker 2: I do this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's there's the there are things like there's things
Speaker 1: when I can't see any curves in you, that's when
Speaker 1: I get them. That's when I it's it's hard for
Speaker 1: me to like that's where I kind of drop away.
Speaker 2: When I fully did a full deep dive on just
Speaker 2: trans like trance identity in general, like trans people's identity
Speaker 2: and what they exist as and like all of that,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yeah, like this is all just fake.
Speaker 2: This is this is all really just so I'm looking
Speaker 2: at someone and the engines are on when I'm looking
Speaker 2: at this person.
Speaker 1: Oh, the social spectrum that's yeah.
Speaker 2: Then and then the genitalia, and I'm like this gender
Speaker 2: thing is like I'm I'm not going to well I
Speaker 2: do this anymore whatever, Like it's just like, hey.
Speaker 1: I've told people, because every once in a while the
Speaker 1: argument comes up about like, uh being a gender of
Speaker 1: being a social construct. And I like to use the
Speaker 1: example of I can't remember what it was, but like
Speaker 1: people are protesting the White House while Biden wasn't. It
Speaker 1: might have been like some Supreme Court shit that went
Speaker 1: down I can't remember, but had to do with because
Speaker 1: there was a lot of trans people protesting and on
Speaker 1: the news there was showing like there's a picture of
Speaker 1: a trans woman and transman's side by side, and I
Speaker 1: was showing, here's the trans woman tits out censored, transman
Speaker 1: naked chest uncensored, and I'm like, this is the proof
Speaker 1: that it is a social construct, because if it wasn't,
Speaker 1: then the censored would be in reverse, right, the trans
Speaker 1: man that is a woman, a biological woman's chest that
Speaker 1: is exposed, you know, should be censored, but it's not.
Speaker 1: And so it's incredible what hormones can do to transform
Speaker 1: a body. You know, you take a massive amount of it,
Speaker 1: and somebody who looked like the girliest girl ever can
Speaker 1: look like fucking buck angel, you know what, that nigga
Speaker 1: looks like. That shit scares me. Like when I see like, like, uh,
Speaker 1: transmen like that that are like super fucking I'm like, god, damn,
Speaker 1: like that's a pussy. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: My brain can't. I can't. I'm I'm so ignorant. My
Speaker 2: brain can't wrap my brain. I can't rap, I can't,
Speaker 2: I can't even speak it.
Speaker 1: It would probably be it would probably be very normal
Speaker 1: if it was normal and porn, but you never see
Speaker 1: that because like all the you just see that what
Speaker 1: is the uh uh the Futinari. When you see the
Speaker 1: Futinari is like a huge thing in the discord chats
Speaker 1: and all that ship, but you never see the reverse.
Speaker 1: Does it even have a name?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. So it's like it has happening, right.
Speaker 2: It has reminds me. This reminds me of the freaking
Speaker 2: the N word club we did and it was the
Speaker 2: Fuinari Goofy and it was like it was like I was,
Speaker 2: I was so genuinely angry. I was like, you are
Speaker 2: trying to tell me that that was goofy the whole times.
Speaker 2: So I love that so because like that's I know
Speaker 2: exactly what that fucking shoehorning I love.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: I love that ship. Dude, like they're drawing Goku but
Speaker 2: they start off with a penis. It is like that
Speaker 2: was a penis?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like they don't lie to me, Like, come.
Speaker 1: On, I love I love How viral when I posted
Speaker 1: that it went so viral because of course it did,
Speaker 1: because if you look at that shot, that silhouette, there's
Speaker 1: many of men, especially Futa enjoys connoisseurs.
Speaker 2: That I've seen. Actually I've watched her thinking you about that.
Speaker 1: You know, is what I'm saying. Fooda is I don't
Speaker 1: know if you know, is it is it? Does that
Speaker 1: just cover like trans women in general? Or is that
Speaker 1: like it does that to be something specific? Do you know?
Speaker 2: I'm not the one to ask.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I don't know if it's just a term.
Speaker 2: If that's I don't partake a hend tie. In general,
Speaker 2: I try to stay I try to stay far away
Speaker 2: from it. In general.
Speaker 1: I have not appeard for a period of time.
Speaker 2: I was I was it was hard to get over it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, all right, I gotta go cold
Speaker 2: turkey off this entirely. I gotta just gotta purge this
Speaker 2: and move forward.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, that was like the only
Speaker 1: time I thought it was interesting because I was a kid.
Speaker 1: And then once I grew up in my hormones were
Speaker 1: more like, like I want to I'm surrounded by girls
Speaker 1: around my age that are starting to develop and stuff,
Speaker 1: and that's what I'm getting attracted to, So I naturally
Speaker 1: want to find porn of like real women that have
Speaker 1: big boobies and stuff like that, and cartoons was kind
Speaker 1: of out of the picture anymore because that's not it's
Speaker 1: not real you know what I'm saying, Like, there's real
Speaker 1: stuff happening in front of me that I just don't
Speaker 1: see why that would be. Why would cartoon be preferable?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: For men mostly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But let's let's go to a question. Yeah, remember
Speaker 2: five that I won't get you guys, question red. Let's
Speaker 2: do this one from GAILI William Tello, my favorite DII hires.
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen the show Chair Company on HBO.
Speaker 2: It stars Tim Robinson as a kind of long form
Speaker 2: I think you should leave based on the first episode,
Speaker 2: it seems promising that aside, if you can make any
Speaker 2: historical figure gay dead or alive, who would it be
Speaker 2: and how would it changed the world?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, like openly gay?
Speaker 2: Huh. Yeah, there's easy ones.
Speaker 1: But I gotta haven't seen anything about that show. First
Speaker 1: of all, maybe I'll check it out. I don't have
Speaker 1: HBO Max yet. I'm as a matter of fact, I
Speaker 1: need to cancel some services. I actually have two days
Speaker 1: to cancel some services because I got it. I got
Speaker 1: a notification that I've had like a Disney Hulu bundle whatever,
Speaker 1: and they were saying that it was gonna it was
Speaker 1: never gonna raise the prices, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, that was getting raised. Yea, I saw that, Like,
Speaker 2: so again, have so many streaming services in our house. Man,
Speaker 2: we got we gotta get rid of some of them.
Speaker 2: I really want to, but Lily doesn't. Lily's like, no,
Speaker 2: we got to keep on. And I'm like, honey, why
Speaker 2: we don't need all these two?
Speaker 1: Nobody watching all of them?
Speaker 2: Really, don't we don't. We have we have the Disney
Speaker 2: Hulu bundle, we have Prime, and then we have HBO.
Speaker 1: I have Prime because for the shipping, like the shipping,
Speaker 1: because I buy enough from Amazon.
Speaker 2: I don't sign enough for Amazon anymore. I don't buy
Speaker 2: anything Amazon right now. I have Prime because I guess
Speaker 2: gen v I watched that the new Vox Machi and
Speaker 2: know the the D and D shows coming out, so
Speaker 2: I'm kind of excited for that, but I don't really
Speaker 2: need it. I've just to keep his Disney. I think
Speaker 2: Disney's only one. I'm like, all right, I want to
Speaker 2: hold onto this.
Speaker 1: I see I'm actually I'm probably I'm probably gonna get
Speaker 1: rid of it, but we'll see. I'm Netflix is the
Speaker 1: only thing that's definitely staying. And I've been kind of
Speaker 1: getting used to that. So I've been just watching nothing
Speaker 1: but Netflix to see.
Speaker 2: That's good watch at all. I don't use Netflix at all.
Speaker 2: That's like the one I genuinely never use Netflix.
Speaker 1: It is kind of it used to it was the
Speaker 1: least for me as well. But now I might even
Speaker 1: look into because there's a there's a there's a service
Speaker 1: that is completely illegal that you can pay fifteen bucks
Speaker 1: a month and it's basically everything combined, you know, So
Speaker 1: I I might looking at that too, just as a
Speaker 1: fuck y'all to all these streaming services. Pay the pirate,
Speaker 1: you know that's true. Yeah, but uh, who would I
Speaker 1: make gay? Probably? I wonder crystal Ball moment, how would
Speaker 1: things have gone if Hitler was gay as ship, Like,
Speaker 1: if he was an open, flaming homosexual, would he have
Speaker 1: been like like with the type of flamboyant like you
Speaker 1: can sew, you can't hide it. You know, there's some
Speaker 1: people that like, oh, I'm not I had a friend
Speaker 1: like that in high school work.
Speaker 2: We all had that that that's like, I'm not gay,
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 1: Like like, bro, like we know it's okay, it's okay, bro, No, no, no.
Speaker 2: We say a lot of terrible stuff, but we.
Speaker 1: Don't mean it. You don't mean it, Like you know,
Speaker 1: you don't mean what's we once? What's once? Once one
Speaker 1: of these people are in our presence, We're like, now
Speaker 1: you're cool. Even though yeah, we say a bunch of horribleh.
Speaker 2: We say other terrible things, but you know you don't
Speaker 2: mean it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a gay friend who I stayed over his
Speaker 2: house a bunch of times and I knew he was gay,
Speaker 2: but he didn't admit it to me. And he told
Speaker 2: me he was gay, and I was like, yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: I know. Who do you mean I've slept in the
Speaker 2: same bedroom as you're clearly gay.
Speaker 1: It's fine because he was sleeping in his horrid ship
Speaker 1: dripping and you're just ignoring him. Think that he was sleeping,
Speaker 1: get up dos and you go.
Speaker 2: Back to bed. I'm like what is that?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: And I dude, straight men do PA's and they're sleeping.
Speaker 2: It's like no, They're like, oh, well, I know what
Speaker 2: you are. I'm want you. Who do I think would be?
Speaker 2: I don't think I got the same following he was gay.
Speaker 2: He would have never had that same energy, Like if
Speaker 2: he was openly very gay, he would never like who
Speaker 2: could who could have been gay, and it would have
Speaker 2: been fine. No one would ever found out thinking of
Speaker 2: thinking of MLK being gay would be interesting because he
Speaker 2: would have had nowhere near the following And I don't
Speaker 2: know how things would have been right now if I'm okay,
Speaker 2: didn't existing like push forward the civil rights movement. So
Speaker 2: it's like that'd be interesting for sure. I'd be like, oh, man,
Speaker 2: oh I'm a homosexual. And I was like, wow, we
Speaker 2: don't like you no more, man, And that's it.
Speaker 1: I have a dream and that white dicks and black
Speaker 1: dicks can.
Speaker 2: Both be tightly. That's so stupid to the mountain top.
Speaker 1: And dude, it just filled with gainess and everyone's just quiet,
Speaker 1: like everyone's at the fucking Watchington Monument.
Speaker 2: Say anything.
Speaker 1: My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of
Speaker 1: the Dickone's like, oh, ship, I don't know about this bro.
Speaker 1: I mean, he sounds cool.
Speaker 2: But maybe we should become slaves again.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should go we can we triple down on
Speaker 1: Jim Crow, like like.
Speaker 2: We gotta we gotta look at freaking the black coat loss,
Speaker 2: like going.
Speaker 1: Moved because of him, like everyone unanimously agrees, or like yo,
Speaker 1: you know, Chattle slavery was actually yeah, it was kind
Speaker 1: of good.
Speaker 2: Ale are like yeah, yeah, right, right, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: miss being owned like plates.
Speaker 1: Before when they were owned, they weren't so openly homosexual.
Speaker 1: It's clear.
Speaker 2: It's clear.
Speaker 1: It's African Christ as a homosexual was gay.
Speaker 2: I think that'd be really interesting. I think that'd be
Speaker 2: the biggest paradigm shift ever.
Speaker 1: I think it would be good because like since he
Speaker 1: was also magic, that people would still follow him. They'd
Speaker 1: like his homo magic, and he'd be like, look, I
Speaker 1: can walk on come and he's like he's like he's
Speaker 1: like like some guy like bust on the floor and
Speaker 1: then he like triples the come right out of his deck,
Speaker 1: like so it's like piling up and he starts walking
Speaker 1: on it. You're like, that should be impossible. You can Hey,
Speaker 1: that should be impossible. You could have walk on com
Speaker 1: and then like that's.
Speaker 2: Crazy using a modern Jewish accent, he'm modering. I'm modeling
Speaker 2: European Jewish accent, like you know, talk like Jesus, Hey,
Speaker 2: what was going on? Man? My dad's the most high.
Speaker 2: You're like, or you got another question from Kingston's usually
Speaker 2: right about things, but he's terrible at I'm assuming arguing
Speaker 2: he's like hello, thing one, thing two, and thing that
Speaker 2: should not be that's clearly me and I don't like that.
Speaker 2: In episode three forty nine, you guys were talking about gorillas,
Speaker 2: and Sween asked, do you ever think do you think
Speaker 2: you could beat a gorilla? In which Chris interupted and says, no,
Speaker 2: I don't. I think I could beat a gorilla in anything.
Speaker 2: And it got me thinking, what if you were in
Speaker 2: a concious guerrilla where you had thirty second time I
Speaker 2: counted down, and when the timer went off, whoever was
Speaker 2: still alive with the gorilla would win. Do you think
Speaker 2: you could beat a gorilla in this contest under these circumstances? Yeah,
Speaker 2: because with with those I could survive for thirty seconds probably.
Speaker 1: With those stipulations. It's not like you said that you
Speaker 1: have to actively engage with the gorilla, you know, he didn't.
Speaker 1: He didn't say that like you have to actually like
Speaker 1: beat up the gorilla, or he didn't say that the
Speaker 1: gorilla is ravenous and it just just fucks up anybody
Speaker 1: that it steps in the cage with or something. So
Speaker 1: I think on those circumstances, like, I don't see why not.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna engage with the gorilla. As a matter
Speaker 1: of fact, I'm gonna be smiling and making playful like
Speaker 1: gorilla fucking gestures and ships. So it's like, yeah, this guy.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do a I wouldn't do a single gesture.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's how you die. I feel like
Speaker 2: you just you just lay down.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's you disrespect the gorilla. We're like,
Speaker 1: what do you what do you? What do you think?
Speaker 1: I am like, I'm I'm I'm a I'm almost like you.
Speaker 1: I look like you.
Speaker 2: Brother.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 2: It's disrespectful, but yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, we got another one from coming in my hand
Speaker 2: and clapping in a McDonald's bathroom. Cool, good day to
Speaker 2: my favorite talking heads. As a lifetime metal fan, I
Speaker 2: knew i'd eventually get into even heavy music, but I
Speaker 2: have no idea one day music my music would listen to.
Speaker 2: The music I'd listen to most would be soul, R
Speaker 2: and B and jazz, fusion, house and in bass and drum.
Speaker 2: Has your tasty music or any other media evolved in
Speaker 2: the ways you didn't expect? Let's see, Well, I.
Speaker 1: Can agree with his journey when you get younger, a
Speaker 1: lot of times you want to hear something dirty or heavier, whatever.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what genre it is. You want to
Speaker 1: find more underground shit that just kind of like pushes
Speaker 1: the limits of whatever it brought you there to the
Speaker 1: first place. But as you get older, one thing is
Speaker 1: you also get kind of tired. Man, you eat like this,
Speaker 1: you don't need as much stimulation as you used to,
Speaker 1: and so you don't really keep continues to continuously seek
Speaker 1: the heaviest music possible. Now you kind of you kind
Speaker 1: of seek soul healing type shit. You keep you hear
Speaker 1: things that, like, you know, being the older, you get
Speaker 1: more stressful, life is on the average, and so you
Speaker 1: kind of just want to find chill stuff. And I
Speaker 1: think it makes perfect sense. And I I discovered within
Speaker 1: the e d M. Within like the you know, the
Speaker 1: electronic dance music. Trance music is my favorite. Yeah, trance.
Speaker 1: That's why I said trance. I made sure to pronounce that.
Speaker 1: I didn't say trans trance. I made sure to cut
Speaker 1: that shit off so that you would And this nigga
Speaker 1: still didn't hear that shit.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, they have their own music.
Speaker 1: They got their own genre too. We don't have. We
Speaker 1: don't have straight music. Wait a minute, I think you're
Speaker 1: onto something, dude. We should we should create straight music.
Speaker 1: And what would that even be that we should create
Speaker 1: straight It already blue grass like straight core. I like that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna figure out what that is because and then
Speaker 2: like this blue grass say it's already real music.
Speaker 1: No, I want to I'm gonna figure out. I think
Speaker 1: I might spend a week on a project and then
Speaker 1: create like a whole new thing and just like release
Speaker 1: like three like two minute songs and it's just I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know exactly what it's gonna be,
Speaker 1: but hopefully I can get it to where chuds think
Speaker 1: it's real and they're like, this is based.
Speaker 2: Possible.
Speaker 1: I might try it if if I you know, if
Speaker 1: I'm don't know as I'm talking. The more that I'm talking,
Speaker 1: the more I'm not gonna do it. But you know,
Speaker 1: but like men, uh just soft ass baby fucking ship.
Speaker 1: I guess for me, I'm not surprised that I'm I
Speaker 1: I've I've never turned down any type of music, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I definitely have.
Speaker 2: I was definitely like very into like only rap music
Speaker 2: for a long time. Uh, then I started dating white women,
Speaker 2: so I started lising a lot of punk shit. Then
Speaker 2: I got around a lot of art peoples, saw a
Speaker 2: lot of math rock for a period of time. Math
Speaker 2: rock is an interesting genre of music. It's like a
Speaker 2: very peculiar, like just very viby, but also just chaotic.
Speaker 2: I guess if that, if that, if that, those two
Speaker 2: things can't exist the same time in music very much so.
Speaker 2: Then I got I've as I've gotten older, I've gotten
Speaker 2: really into club music. Like we're in the sense of
Speaker 2: like like gypsy like, uh, the gypsy ladies, fucking.
Speaker 1: Gypsies?
Speaker 2: How I what do you call the gypsy? What is
Speaker 2: it like? Sort of sort of It's like my favorite
Speaker 2: artistment I was Ka Tranata, right and he makes clearly
Speaker 2: very much so gay black music.
Speaker 1: Gay black music.
Speaker 2: It's like gay black people music where it's like definitely
Speaker 2: Afro beats, Afro centric beats where they're coming from the
Speaker 2: Caribbean or Africa directly and very much so like bad
Speaker 2: bitch music. It's like music that like you hear in
Speaker 2: a club where girls would love to dance to. That's
Speaker 2: like my favorite kind of genre music right now. I
Speaker 2: still really loved me some like very lyrical hip hop.
Speaker 2: I'm always gonna be a jazz rap fan or an
Speaker 2: alternative hip hop fan, but I've become very much so
Speaker 2: mixed towards I prefer a female vocalist over a very
Speaker 2: like a very vibe beat. That's like become my genre
Speaker 2: music in particular. Another group like that is jungle. They're
Speaker 2: very jazz and funk influenced, which is another my I think,
Speaker 2: I really think that jazz is the greatest music contribution
Speaker 2: to the world of all time. I think it's like
Speaker 2: genuinely a very special kind of music.
Speaker 1: It's that objectively the greatest American genre that is objective,
Speaker 1: I would say it is the single big largest contribution
Speaker 1: to what has formed into rock and metal. Right without jazz,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't even have those genres. And so I think
Speaker 1: the invention of jazz is one of the like it's
Speaker 1: it's so important to like agree to the offspring of
Speaker 1: other genres.
Speaker 2: Before that, I would say it's blues. I think blues
Speaker 2: is the most important one. Like I I prefer I
Speaker 2: prefer jazz over blues.
Speaker 1: Sure, I guess sozz So when you're I think you're
Speaker 1: actually right about that I think when I'm when I'm
Speaker 1: talking about that, because blues is like the it's kind
Speaker 1: of blues is the it branched off, right, So I think,
Speaker 1: I literally it's probably temple down. Jazz is blue. It's
Speaker 1: probably way better for me to say blues than jazz,
Speaker 1: because jazz is an offspring of blues, and so I
Speaker 1: should have said that instead of jazz.
Speaker 2: I know it to me, but I think, like I
Speaker 2: think jazz as a genre, just the bombastic yet contained
Speaker 2: nature of it. I think it's like fucking it's such
Speaker 2: a fantastic music, and anything that has jazz influence, I'm
Speaker 2: always gonna be like, sign me up, I'll go. I've
Speaker 2: gone to so many jazz slams in my life that
Speaker 2: I don't even play jazz instruments. I can't play a
Speaker 2: fucking I can't play a saxophone. I barely understand what
Speaker 2: a bass is, you know. But I go there and
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is this is this beautiful music, and
Speaker 2: it feels so it feels like such a chaotic freedom,
Speaker 2: but there's also like very much so like rigorously straight.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's an oxymoron of a music to me
Speaker 2: that I think is fucking beautiful. But yeah, I've definitely
Speaker 2: grown to become a big favorite fan of those kinds
Speaker 2: of music as i've gotten jazz music, like from freaking
Speaker 2: Star Wars.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I didn't you know.
Speaker 2: You know the lyrics of that song are extremely racist.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go into it.
Speaker 1: It's not lyrics to that. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Lyrics to it? It's extremely racist, like just.
Speaker 1: Just hard urs. It's just over the melody.
Speaker 2: It's a smathering of slurs and word and we're inward in,
Speaker 2: We're in, We're inwards like that. It's all over, it's
Speaker 2: all over the place. We had a question from Derek
Speaker 2: humor be like a Game of Thrones? Was Gay of
Speaker 2: Thrones classic? The question is more for Derek and Kingston,
Speaker 2: but case great Chris can also join two.
Speaker 1: We Can'ty's dead, nigga.
Speaker 2: How would you guys rewin season How would you guys
Speaker 2: write Game of Throne season eight? But include season seven
Speaker 2: if you're what? Okay? So, how would you guys rewrite
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones season eight? Could you include season seven
Speaker 2: if you if you want? Because there is quite a
Speaker 2: lot of cracks and right there too. So season seven
Speaker 2: was what season seven was.
Speaker 1: Well, it's when you know the ice wall finally comes down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, Denaris, Denaris goes and she meets the she
Speaker 2: meets the the she gets to Western Roads. That's when
Speaker 2: she gets to West ROAs, right that season seven, I'm mistaken, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really don't, you know. Just focusing on season eight,
Speaker 1: I feel it's important because it just.
Speaker 2: I think it's more time.
Speaker 1: I think it's more needed to be all of that
Speaker 1: a complete season, not six episodes or whatever it was.
Speaker 1: It needed to be ten episodes at least, maybe even
Speaker 1: two seasons, because it was just trying to jam everything in,
Speaker 1: and those last few episodes was so stupid. It's like
Speaker 1: the biggest criticism that everybody has, at least from my
Speaker 1: perspective at least, what I remember was Denari's flipping out
Speaker 1: of nowhere, just turning like she turned heel so quickly,
Speaker 1: where it's like she didn't have time to develop it.
Speaker 1: That was kind of like the thing that was super I.
Speaker 2: Think it's insinuated that she was tripping for a while, eh,
Speaker 2: but I think but I think the thing is that
Speaker 2: it still happened too quickly. Everything accelerated too fast, where.
Speaker 1: It's like the whole argument.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like, I because I don't know, she
Speaker 2: was gonna she was gonna burn down all of the marine,
Speaker 2: she was gonna burn that place down. She was wild
Speaker 2: right there, and Tyrian was like, maybe don't do that.
Speaker 2: Maybe don't burn down this whole city state, don't do that.
Speaker 2: But I think it's I think it's just it's not
Speaker 2: paced well, and I think it suffers from the idea
Speaker 2: of being moved too fast. I think yep. I think
Speaker 2: the way they let a lot of people's ending stories
Speaker 2: go is really dumb. I think that John Snow's character
Speaker 2: just gets wasted entirely. Tyrian becomes a joke, which is
Speaker 2: really sad because he's like, he's like my favorite character
Speaker 2: and he just became a fucking like, oh you're just
Speaker 2: and dude. It hurts more reading the books after, because
Speaker 2: I watched the series first and I run back and
Speaker 2: read the books, like throughout COVID from twenty twenty to
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one, I read all the books, and the
Speaker 2: books are so much better. It's crazy. It's just, I mean,
Speaker 2: that's the default. It's the defaulty some no, sometimes shows
Speaker 2: are better. Sometimes shows are better.
Speaker 1: That is it's rare, so I said, it's the default,
Speaker 1: it's not, but the absolutely, it's not absolution.
Speaker 2: But I was very I was very surprised at how
Speaker 2: how much characters are different, because like in the books,
Speaker 2: John is not a himbo at all.
Speaker 1: I at all, I've I've I've heard the differences, and
Speaker 1: again it's it's it's people always say, damn, I wish
Speaker 1: they would have done this, I wish they would have
Speaker 1: done that, and I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think it would have caught on the same way. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I think if if the if, the if, clearly the
Speaker 2: main character was a complex character who I thought very
Speaker 2: hard about, like kinda wanted to be king but also
Speaker 2: kind of resented his family a little bit, it wouldn't
Speaker 2: have picked up the same way. You think.
Speaker 1: So because I feel like John Snow is the most
Speaker 1: forgettable main character in that series, Like as far as
Speaker 1: when I hear people even talk about Game of Thrones,
Speaker 1: he's never fucking mentioned.
Speaker 2: I feel like I think for I think for certain people,
Speaker 2: I think for the female audience, he was the most
Speaker 2: drawing factor. I feel like that he was beautiful, fortunately beautiful,
Speaker 2: and he was good kid Harrington that beautiful to you guys.
Speaker 2: A lot of god I think he's beautiful, him and John.
Speaker 1: I understand that. A lot of people I'm asking you,
Speaker 1: I think he's a looking guy. I think he's fairly
Speaker 1: good looking, but I don't it is to me when
Speaker 1: I was like, I feel what I'm saying is the
Speaker 1: bar is so I feel like people, I just feel
Speaker 1: like I have some fucking standards. People like it's it's
Speaker 1: he's not the He's not an extreme heart throb in my.
Speaker 2: Talking from my opinion, he's dark haired. He's dark haired,
Speaker 2: and also the decent build, accent, sweet man in real life,
Speaker 2: sull sully, sullying and uh, looming and brooding. Like I
Speaker 2: think that that does. That's all the boxes.
Speaker 1: I understand. They because of the masculine features of Jamie.
Speaker 1: Of why like, even with him being a coward and
Speaker 1: a bitch and and and a snake that a bunch
Speaker 1: of women were still like, oh I love this.
Speaker 2: Don't a coward, all right, He's many things, not a coward. Uh,
Speaker 2: he's not a coward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's coward, ship brother.
Speaker 2: The whole context of it, there's context of.
Speaker 1: Context, but the context of being an assassin is the
Speaker 1: antithesis of being brave.
Speaker 2: Essentially, he wasn't an assassin exactly, but what I'm.
Speaker 1: Saying assassinating, but but that that was an assassination.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't call an assassination.
Speaker 1: What you say, I don't know why did he kill? For? Why?
Speaker 2: Why I would would you call that assassination?
Speaker 1: Why did he kills?
Speaker 2: When you when you kill a figure, it's becomes I
Speaker 2: guess that's what the assassinations, when you kill a fig figure.
Speaker 1: But also yes, it doesn't have to have meaning.
Speaker 2: But it usually political because I feel like it. I'm
Speaker 2: not I'm not combating you right now. I wanted to
Speaker 2: be clear. I'm not combatting you. I'm just kind of
Speaker 2: trying to figure out because I would just call it.
Speaker 1: Him killing, Well, why do you think he did it?
Speaker 2: Well, we know why he did it, but like it's
Speaker 2: not like that, but that and then that makes it
Speaker 2: more or less like less of an assassination thing. It's
Speaker 2: more like a like he didn't want him to kill
Speaker 2: a city full of people, so he killed him.
Speaker 1: That an assassination too. That is like almost like the
Speaker 1: societal definition. It's kind of why I, like, say Julius
Speaker 1: Caesar was killed. They're like this Nigga's wild and we
Speaker 1: need to We think he's gonna move to fucking like
Speaker 1: like North Africa or some ship, and then he's going
Speaker 1: to try to re establish some type of empire. And
Speaker 1: then so they assassinated him, which funny thing because of
Speaker 1: that empire arose anyway, when they were just trying to
Speaker 1: maintain them oocracy. But like killing for that is absolutely political,
Speaker 1: where he's like, I assassinated this guy for the greater good,
Speaker 1: you know in his interpretation and probably true.
Speaker 2: Right almost objectively, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: But like that is you know, But I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: and look at it. I don't even think that's bad.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's like being What I'm trying to
Speaker 1: do is be objective. Like when you're talking about guns,
Speaker 1: guns are a coward's weapon. I agree that that's what
Speaker 1: that's all. I mean, it's not that it's just like
Speaker 1: it by a definition, you were too pussy to have
Speaker 1: CQC a close quote of combat or to stab somebody.
Speaker 1: You just want to be safe in a far away
Speaker 1: and then PLoP somebody.
Speaker 2: So I can see what you mean. I wouldn't say
Speaker 2: I feel assassinations have a degree of guys to it
Speaker 2: like there's a there's a degree of like discreetness to it.
Speaker 2: And I think Jamie was just like, you're you're wiling out.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I have to kill you. You're going to kill
Speaker 2: other people. So I wouldn't I wouldn't call that assassination.
Speaker 2: But I can see where you're coming from. I can
Speaker 2: see that the idea why you're called at that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I think it was a political murder. I
Speaker 2: think I would say one hundred percent that is a
Speaker 2: politically driven murder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just yeah, well, you know whatever it isn't
Speaker 1: you know? Semantics aside? What the fuck were we normally
Speaker 1: talking about? What was? Okay?
Speaker 2: We're talking about how would you change the season? I would,
Speaker 2: for me than say, I would make it so John dies,
Speaker 2: John dies as well. I would have all there'd be
Speaker 2: no more Tigerians left. That'd be when there'd be no
Speaker 2: Targarians that I'll be gone. The night King would get
Speaker 2: killed by I don't know, Samuell Tarley, Sam the Viking
Speaker 2: ay thing, Yeah, because I love I love that. That's
Speaker 2: my boy. But I think Sam cou You don't like Sam.
Speaker 2: He's fine, He's just he's done nothing.
Speaker 1: Wrong. He's got some pussy. He got pussy, he killed.
Speaker 1: He killed a white walker, which was dope. I thought
Speaker 1: that was I thought that was fun.
Speaker 2: He got more numbers on the board than most bro saying,
Speaker 2: and he survived the night. Somehow, a lot of people,
Speaker 2: more people would have died during a long night, A
Speaker 2: lot more of name characters would have died because the
Speaker 2: gardeness that died. Some of them were crazy. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: Sam survived, that's crazy. But then Jora died, Jora Mormon died.
Speaker 2: I was like, excuse me, what yea what? When Sam lived? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Of course that area killed the knights king, which is
Speaker 2: like I like Aria. I like Aria.
Speaker 1: Nobody wanted the subversion of expectations disgusting. Sometimes you need
Speaker 1: to ignore that artistic like this is this is where
Speaker 1: coming from as an artist. Sometimes I feel like you
Speaker 1: need to ignore that urge to want to do something
Speaker 1: different that pleases you. When you are making something for people,
Speaker 1: this is not just your work. There is money involved,
Speaker 1: there's crews involved, there's a bunch of stuff involved that
Speaker 1: it's not just your project. So you want to ignore
Speaker 1: that selfish desire to do something cool and neat, to
Speaker 1: be like this is how we stick the landing. Just
Speaker 1: have John snowkill like just please, just just do it
Speaker 1: for the sake of people feeling good across the world.
Speaker 2: Like I think it would have been better if you
Speaker 2: were killed the dragon. Actually they would have flipped. Those
Speaker 2: would have been better. Her killing the dragon would have
Speaker 2: been cool. And then John killing the White Walker or
Speaker 2: John getting help like sniking like someone like it he
Speaker 2: gets help to do, that would have been okay. Not
Speaker 2: just him. It is like it is a coming together
Speaker 2: of like multiple figures. Look, imagine if maybe even Jamie
Speaker 2: helped him kill it, like Jamie like stops him somehow from.
Speaker 1: Like just assisted, that would have been okay. Like what
Speaker 1: if the Night King.
Speaker 2: And John would have been cooler? I think are killed
Speaker 2: the dragon like her sliding down the dragon on somebody.
Speaker 1: I'm not disagreeing, I'm just even saying to keep it
Speaker 1: relatively similar. What if John Snow and the Night King
Speaker 1: were duking it out Night King kind of has John
Speaker 1: Snow dead to rights, damn near with aria or it
Speaker 1: could be somebody else whatever. Just disrupting the Night King
Speaker 1: allows John Snow to have the finishing blow would have
Speaker 1: been completely fun or something. It's just to rob people
Speaker 1: of that, that build up, that fucking build up of he.
Speaker 2: Yelled at a dragon. He got to yell at a dragon,
Speaker 2: That's what he did. And I was like, this is
Speaker 2: solely fun.
Speaker 1: And the fact that that dragon could destroy the ice
Speaker 1: wall but then cannot penetrate that fucking that garrison rock
Speaker 1: whatever was also I hate that ship. I hate the
Speaker 1: plot armor shit where it's like, please, you can do
Speaker 1: this tastefully. You don't have to.
Speaker 2: Do ship like much about that last season. I was
Speaker 2: just dumb the Neir sacking kings landing like that, which
Speaker 2: I think she would. I think that I think getting
Speaker 2: to that point, it's still fine.
Speaker 1: Eventually she would have done something.
Speaker 2: Easy, just making sense.
Speaker 1: They just give way too much time to have it happen.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: It's not even good. I don't even think anybody was
Speaker 1: upset about it actually happening. Was like it happened at
Speaker 1: that point in the story. It should not have happened yet,
Speaker 1: And that's I think.
Speaker 2: I think the problem is. I think I think people
Speaker 2: would have been upset with it, but it would have
Speaker 2: been a different beast because I think a lot of
Speaker 2: people would have got upset because of the fact that
Speaker 2: they themselves think they themselves thought denaricis because I think
Speaker 2: from the the whole time you're watching the series, you're
Speaker 2: seeing that the Targarians are not good rulers. They just
Speaker 2: have nuclear weapons. That's it. Just simply that's all they are.
Speaker 2: They just have nukes.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: They're not like better people than anyone else. They're not
Speaker 2: more noble than anyone else. The only Targarian that has
Speaker 2: noble aspirations was dude at the Wall, the old one,
Speaker 2: and he's like, I didn't and I didn't want to lead.
Speaker 2: He literally left. He's like, I don't want to be
Speaker 2: a part of this. I'm gonna go to the North.
Speaker 2: And then John. But John got his noble mentality from
Speaker 2: being a Stark, he didn't get it from being a
Speaker 2: freaking Targarian. Yeah, so the idea of that, it is like, oh,
Speaker 2: it makes sense that these guys are crazy. From the
Speaker 2: whole time, she was like another thing real interesting, was like,
Speaker 2: oh she was a person I was in control and
Speaker 2: we cheered And Syrian said this, even though Tyrian gets
Speaker 2: fucking Mascadine did a series. Tyrian said every time she
Speaker 2: toppled leaders, we cheered for her. And it made her
Speaker 2: believe for perc expectives were right. But what happens when
Speaker 2: the thing she topples is something we just don't want
Speaker 2: her to where we say to her then like what
Speaker 2: we've constantly been like bloating her ego, letting her do
Speaker 2: whatever she wants, and it's been good for now, what
Speaker 2: happens when it turns into her to sacking empires? I yes,
Speaker 2: that's true.
Speaker 1: Anyone who is not, you know, extremely retarded. I feel
Speaker 1: like they would have accepted the he'll turn if it
Speaker 1: was normally paid. What I mean by that, it's it's same.
Speaker 1: Why even say he'll turn sa is I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: pro wrestling because it's for the same thing. People will
Speaker 1: accept a he'll turn if it makes sense. If it doesn't,
Speaker 1: people like, what the fuck is this? This is stupid?
Speaker 1: So I think those are the funniest he'll turns wrestling.
Speaker 2: But I get what you mean. So with someone that's
Speaker 2: just like good, like John Cena is becoming bad, I
Speaker 2: think it makes sense. But I wish she went from
Speaker 2: like evil. I wish we went from like, oh four
Speaker 2: John Cena right now where he's just a dick. He
Speaker 2: made for of that little fat Kid and fat Kid,
Speaker 2: but they can't get Patty Tip and it's like, y'all
Speaker 2: are being really mean right now.
Speaker 1: There are man, there's a lot of mean There's a
Speaker 1: lot of mean moments that I don't even like looking
Speaker 1: back and I'm like, fuck, dude, even if that person's
Speaker 1: in on it, I'm like, this just feels wrong.
Speaker 2: Like the turning to that little kid. He's like, even
Speaker 2: that dumb kid over there, and the kid's like, I
Speaker 2: loved you. I really looked up to you, and it's
Speaker 2: like you're dumb and fat in a child.
Speaker 1: I like that young I appreciate the chaos within that ship,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying the large masses, the people that
Speaker 1: are the connoisseurs that actually absorb this stuff. You'll see
Speaker 1: them talking about ship and same thing with Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: It's like, if it was done, if it was done correctly,
Speaker 1: they would have I feel like they would have accepted it.
Speaker 1: I feel like it would have felt bad, kind of
Speaker 1: in the same way that neds start getting executed felt bad,
Speaker 1: but you accepted it and it was like this is
Speaker 1: damn good television. Like that felt awful because I really
Speaker 1: liked this guy, but it was necessary evil.
Speaker 2: That death was crazy. That really I feel Lily cried.
Speaker 2: That is Lily cried.
Speaker 1: Without that happening, I feel like the show would not
Speaker 1: have been as successful as it would have been because
Speaker 1: I feel like that was the first thing that got everyone.
Speaker 1: Even I wasn't watching it yet. That was when people
Speaker 1: started saying. I was like, what's going on? You know,
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm hearing whispers. And then of course it
Speaker 1: happened again during the red wedding, and that was when
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I have to watch this show
Speaker 1: because people are like freaking the fuck out people.
Speaker 2: Are red Redding was crazy. I remember watching it when
Speaker 2: I saw cause I got to spoiled from movie that.
Speaker 2: I remember watching them being like damn yeah. But the
Speaker 2: whole time, you're like, these niggas are these niggas are
Speaker 2: setting you up. They're setting you up. Come on, Robert,
Speaker 2: they're setting you up. Rob. You don't see it.
Speaker 1: You don't see what's happening. How we didn't see it.
Speaker 2: It's like, Robert, you don't see what's happening. You married
Speaker 2: a black woman. They're gonna kill you. Rob. You married,
Speaker 2: You're done? Bro?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: And it's like he goes in and they kill her,
Speaker 2: and then the mom's screaming and they stood her throat,
Speaker 2: and I was like, man, fucking sucks to suck.
Speaker 1: Incredible, incredible, amazing storytelling. Like you don't see it.
Speaker 2: You don't see playing the freaking Lanister's victory song. And
Speaker 2: you're like, like, that is that is?
Speaker 1: Uh? When you want to talk about like safe to
Speaker 1: the average person, subverting expectations, that was that was how
Speaker 1: you do it perfectly. First, you don't think ned Stark
Speaker 1: was good, Like, of course net Stark's not gonna die
Speaker 1: the character. There's no way he's gonna die. He's too noble.
Speaker 1: You can't lose this person. You can't lose Luke Skywalker
Speaker 1: this early. You're like, excuse me, that's that's great, that's fantastic.
Speaker 2: I think I think the early seasons that show are
Speaker 2: the best of some of the best of television. I
Speaker 2: think I think like there's shows that are like up
Speaker 2: there with it. I think like Sopranos is opposite, well
Speaker 2: so some simmands up there. I like Sopranos, but I
Speaker 2: don't think it's the best. I think there's like The Wire,
Speaker 2: there's Game of Thrones, there's breaking Bad, and then there's
Speaker 2: and or those are like the shows and I'm like,
Speaker 2: but i've heard televisions, like what television can really be?
Speaker 1: I like, I like when things are legit, especially I
Speaker 1: like when you know, like I talked about sverting expectations, Like,
Speaker 1: to me, most of the time, it's at the ending
Speaker 1: that's probably the best. The way to do an ending
Speaker 1: is if you want it's technically I know as an
Speaker 1: artist that sounds silly, but playing it safe is the
Speaker 1: best thing you should do because at the end, it's
Speaker 1: just like just imagine you're just a regular person and
Speaker 1: you're just leave. You have a meal, a delicious meal,
Speaker 1: and you have to all of a sudden you have
Speaker 1: to leave. It's unfinished. You're pissed off. You'd feel wrong
Speaker 1: that you just left this thing half finished. It just
Speaker 1: doesn't feel good, or say somebody spitting it or what
Speaker 1: meaning the thing is you had a very unsatisfactory ending
Speaker 1: to that meal that you're enjoying. It just never feels good.
Speaker 1: You just want sometimes you just want the simple thing.
Speaker 1: You finished it and you're satisfied and like and a
Speaker 1: lot of times people as artists, want to they want
Speaker 1: to get away from that because that's boring, and I
Speaker 1: understand that feeling. I understand that. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: when you're making something for people it's not just your
Speaker 1: own project, you sometimes have to fight that urge and
Speaker 1: just do the fucking safe thing because only like ten
Speaker 1: percent of people will probably complain while the rest are
Speaker 1: gonna be like, that was fucking awesome, that was a
Speaker 1: great think think.
Speaker 2: I think there's a there needs to be a balance
Speaker 2: where it's like, there are times where I think people
Speaker 2: just like, just because it's what people want, you don't
Speaker 2: want to give it to them. And I understand why
Speaker 2: that may be aggravating to some people. I get it, right,
Speaker 2: It's like, it's like, all right, I wanted to make
Speaker 2: this thing of my own. I wanted to create my
Speaker 2: own thing, right, I want to create my own thing,
Speaker 2: and I want people to tell me what to do.
Speaker 2: And I get that. But at the same time, it's like,
Speaker 2: the progression of your story makes sense for a reason.
Speaker 2: You know, there's a reason why there's progression. Close it out,
Speaker 2: you know, stick to landing, have it land have it
Speaker 2: settled peacefully. I don't want to make my series like
Speaker 2: every I don't want to make my series ending like
Speaker 2: Lord of the Rings everybody has. Everybody goes off into
Speaker 2: their lives and they live. Well I'm sorry, but like
Speaker 2: why not, Like what is wrong with just closing the
Speaker 2: chapter right? That?
Speaker 1: Like is literally that what's why with people feeling good?
Speaker 1: So I brought up that food and eelgion. It's almost
Speaker 1: anything leaving your house and leaving the door open you
Speaker 1: feel weird. You're like, oh shit, Like this feels.
Speaker 2: Like it's like Star Wars right, like by staris episode six, right,
Speaker 2: even thought is a little sillier with the little Ewoks
Speaker 2: and they're like Hannibals and people don't really talk about that.
Speaker 2: Like they were eating storm ribbers. It's crazy. They were
Speaker 2: eating them. They were eating them alive. The Ewoks are nuts.
Speaker 2: But the idea that it ended but it's ending was
Speaker 2: it was ending, you know. The end was Vader redeemed
Speaker 2: himself in a sense of the force and he stopped
Speaker 2: Palpaty and it came to a close, you know, and
Speaker 2: then the prequels show the how it began. But it's
Speaker 2: a tight closed loop, you know. Yeah, it's an ending point.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is fine, there doesn't need to be just
Speaker 2: but but Luke Skywalker becomes evil at the end and
Speaker 2: he becomes depressed. It's like, no, no, you don't need that.
Speaker 2: It already closed itself out. Let it be what it is.
Speaker 1: There's a question, and then move on from there. Here's
Speaker 1: a question. So Game of Thrones whatever, you know, we
Speaker 1: kind of answer the question how would you fix the
Speaker 1: just quickly because we don't need to get too far
Speaker 1: into this, but the Rise of Skywalker? How how would
Speaker 1: you have had it end?
Speaker 2: The saga? The saga or the so we don't.
Speaker 1: Want to talk about this because like the of course,
Speaker 1: that's why I'm trying to, like just to salvage. So
Speaker 1: we're just doing kind of like salvage things. That's why
Speaker 1: I like, say season eight and not like seasons he said,
Speaker 1: the questions that you can include seven at least to
Speaker 1: the ending of what happened? Do you especially I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of I'm thinking of her identifying as the Skywalker.
Speaker 2: Is it salvageable?
Speaker 1: Not necessarily? Let's be real, It's not really solvageable, not necessarily,
Speaker 1: but at least there.
Speaker 2: So many problems that predate the last thing I know,
Speaker 2: I know, end of it. I'm trying to think, like,
Speaker 2: how would I how would I approach this right.
Speaker 1: At least from cause look at the look at I
Speaker 1: still feel like there was an opportunity to do something,
Speaker 1: but then it was just somehow. Palpatine returned that, I
Speaker 1: feel like that was the nail in the coffin.
Speaker 2: Ah, there's it's there's there's so much.
Speaker 1: What if there's so much to Fike that was that
Speaker 1: was a clone Snoke, And Snoke is still alive. Like Nigga,
Speaker 1: you didn't kill me, stupid ass bitch. You think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put myself in danger. I'm just gonna be like
Speaker 1: physically here, you stupid bitch. So it's still Snoke now, Platine,
Speaker 1: she's she's still the grand granddaughter.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Like, I just I don't like. I just
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You can Okay, we're not gonna do this because you
Speaker 4: can't even get past it's no like and and to
Speaker 4: your to your credit, you can't even there's too many
Speaker 4: problems in the in the prior installment to even fix it.
Speaker 1: I understand that. I feel like there's not enough time
Speaker 1: to fix this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I don't. I don't know. Man. I feel
Speaker 2: like that is a series that has to be fixed
Speaker 2: from the very beginning, because I think a lot of
Speaker 2: it could be fixed if you just give Ray character
Speaker 2: that is, like, just give Ray a bit more personality
Speaker 2: that isn't just kind of being a fan of the
Speaker 2: previous group of people. Okay, Like I just I just
Speaker 2: I don't Guesse. I would even mind if she was
Speaker 2: still the main character. Yeah, but she doesn't really feel
Speaker 2: like she does anything for the greater universe of Star Wars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not like I like this whatever. She's a
Speaker 1: fine actor for me.
Speaker 2: My biggest thing was that I would have first and
Speaker 2: foremost there to be literally no people from the other
Speaker 2: movies in there. Would not see Han, you wouldn't see Chiwi,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't see freaking Lando Laya, none of them. It'd
Speaker 2: be like well after like l Aft, to the point
Speaker 2: that like what they've done has fallen into legend. Okay,
Speaker 2: just so you can like really start overdoing your own
Speaker 2: complete thing. I think that is the thing that problem
Speaker 2: that they fell from, where like this series didn't have to.
Speaker 1: Haus aren't giving you ship, they're not giving you a
Speaker 1: painy for that. They're like, oh, I'm sorry, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna put in all of the old nostalgic stuff to
Speaker 1: bring in the you can put.
Speaker 2: No, there'd be there'd be Jedi and shit like that,
Speaker 2: but it'd be a lot of Sif it'd be like
Speaker 2: actual war between the two of them, I think that'd
Speaker 2: be cool, like how Coo Tour was. But you know,
Speaker 2: they wouldn't give me that. Listen, I'm on board. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, you're black, and it would freaking they forced
Speaker 2: choke me like.
Speaker 1: Black. So would Finn and Poe be in a gay relationship?
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 2: I don't mind.
Speaker 1: I think I think that would have been so much better.
Speaker 1: I think I just think, like the The Brother, they
Speaker 1: didn't have to be gay, but I just feel like
Speaker 1: that would have been because they.
Speaker 2: Should have been bro. They should have been like straight
Speaker 2: up bros. And I feel like, just take it for
Speaker 2: I think it would have been.
Speaker 1: I just I just liked the idea of because it's
Speaker 1: not even It seemed pretty fucking implied, and you know,
Speaker 1: it kind of seemed like that. But also you could
Speaker 1: just say, oh, they're just good buddies.
Speaker 2: But I just like.
Speaker 1: To do Chewy and Hans team gay. You No, they
Speaker 1: they didn't have they don't have they don't they didn't
Speaker 1: have any bromance moments like that. Chewy and Han were
Speaker 1: like they were very there's like there was some moments
Speaker 1: within them where it seemed like it could have been like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe something's gonna develop from here, and and.
Speaker 2: I think I think I think making them gay would
Speaker 2: have been really funny and it would be interesting. This
Speaker 2: is a nice this is a nice thing.
Speaker 1: It would just be like a nice change of pace
Speaker 1: to where and also just show because like you know,
Speaker 1: you know, everyone's like, oh Disney woke this and just
Speaker 1: be like yeah, whatever, like just let them be gay.
Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck? And just let them be gay
Speaker 1: who gives a fuck? Like they it's uh, you had
Speaker 1: fucking brother and sister kissing one of the older fucking ones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they didn't know it at the time, but nigga, I
Speaker 1: feel like with the forced they should have known something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think it is an interesting way
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: About it, but sure it was.
Speaker 2: So let's let's uh, we're gonna come to an end
Speaker 2: to right now. Thank you for tuning in. I don't
Speaker 2: really want to.
Speaker 1: I don't really not talking about incest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna, were gona, we're gonna, we're gonna deflect,
Speaker 2: but then you got tuned into the episode. I really
Speaker 2: appreciate it. Remember snark tank dot com slash merch. I
Speaker 2: didn't get our little little old little things. You know,
Speaker 2: you get a little dot shop. So I think got shot.
Speaker 2: There you go, there you go. See.
Speaker 1: I don't do this usually.
Speaker 2: Gotta pay more attention in case when we finally fire
Speaker 2: Chris and I take over this podcast, we replace him
Speaker 2: with I don't know who would replaced Chris with small
Speaker 2: building Malex. You just I'm Alex, come home.
Speaker 1: God. This act like he never did that other crazy ship.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna read the twenty five dollars patrons. Uh count,
Speaker 2: count me down?
Speaker 1: Uh three two?
Speaker 2: Fatherless behavior, God's favorite fenboy Malik Berry RFK cut my dick,
Speaker 2: and now I have autism. It's crazy colbeba amatronic swing power.
Speaker 1: It was anything that he said about autism. I forgot
Speaker 1: what it was.
Speaker 2: There was a new thing something.
Speaker 1: Fuck, there was a new thing that Oh circumcision, that's
Speaker 1: what it is. He said, cut my dick. That's why
Speaker 1: he said that. I can't believe it did didn't trigger
Speaker 1: right away? Yeah, being circumcised as links to autism.
Speaker 2: I hate him so much.
Speaker 1: I thought people were fucking joking. I thought that was
Speaker 1: a joke, and then I saw like I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my, Like, I don't know what reality we're living anymore.
Speaker 2: Dude, iron fisting Kingston killing fifty seven dogs with a
Speaker 2: special pop cup gas powered spider secret gay ssy op
Speaker 2: to turn Chris gay gun gay I can shock ruined
Speaker 2: wait which I can shock? Runs around my dough I
Speaker 2: can't shock, runs up my Doberman. Then I lay steakhole
Speaker 2: over the floor to test him.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. So drunk I pulled the condom over my balls.
Speaker 2: What you call like getting June out of twenty five
Speaker 2: dollars by two sexy black Azrae lights and one lightning
Speaker 2: swing Delta Gamma Benni yach Mini Yao and a genocide
Speaker 2: tm TM trademark okay ya literally fed this toddler last week?
Speaker 2: Why is it still crying? Squimp his bugs clamming West
Speaker 2: Squire making black pussy cream like I am working at
Speaker 2: the dairy Queen. That's pretty crazy. Snart tanks hung his
Speaker 2: trans girl would like would like to come on ozempic
Speaker 2: Drowger like get Hassana, get Hosan to thunderbass swing for
Speaker 2: leaving his mic. Wait leaving the mic? What do you
Speaker 2: mean our j r steak eater gay beastie boys be
Speaker 2: like no sleep till bussy. I'm going to kill the
Speaker 2: president with a mortar. Ian watt Hens getting sent to
Speaker 2: hell by a butter knife rests and pissed absolute boso
Speaker 2: hey man. Some people saw game pass increased after ant
Speaker 2: man acting guests curiously. Two rats piloting megasween to fight
Speaker 2: off Joe Frogen's invasion old Snake, but addict it to
Speaker 2: paint and paint nothing, my abba to wait. My Abba
Speaker 2: taught my abba, and my Alba taught me a few
Speaker 2: things too, like how to rip my skin off by
Speaker 2: using my own mouth. Whoa Crystal's fox, massive veiny throbbing cock.
Speaker 2: Uh sneeze merchant quissano, what is it? Mosquito? Sorry, my
Speaker 2: nose is fucking mosquito swinging? Please go as emo Jeremy
Speaker 2: Butler for Halloween's episode I'm on my cocks and knees.
Speaker 2: That'd be interesting. You uhould do that. That Jimmy Butler
Speaker 2: freaking em was fun. I put molten glass in your
Speaker 2: ass and then blew you for a vase snooping ass
Speaker 2: wait snooping ass usual. I see berserker black man backshotting
Speaker 2: brolely reckless Rhino, the sloker, wif sole Dirpy two Mecha
Speaker 2: Swens piloting a rat jeszy little gay boy, mister Chris
Speaker 2: Hansen's my twist hands Tamagatchi is still hungry, all swens,
Speaker 2: I'm swings. Dad. Use your ashes to douche my bottle
Speaker 2: or to honor me. We use my age to douce
Speaker 2: a bottle, honor me. That's fucking terrible. That's terrible, hung by.
Speaker 2: I hung my iPad that Giger screenshot to my wife.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the Giger screen? I actually don't remember that.
Speaker 2: I'll send it to you the Giger.
Speaker 1: Of course it's yeah, I'm sure it's great.
Speaker 2: Old man spaghetti nuts. February twenty six, twenty five mo Nation, Uh,
Speaker 2: you know things are fucked. When Charlie moyst critical was
Speaker 2: talking about ship the Trump Magan Israelites, Yeah he's been.
Speaker 2: He's actually been saying stuff crazy specause he's he is
Speaker 2: uh Derek not Childlin is innocent. Do we have actually
Speaker 2: seven pages? I mean, oh no, I haven't the thing magnified.
Speaker 2: I was gonna show seven pages. That's probably why I
Speaker 2: don't think that sh I haven't magnified, So I think
Speaker 2: that's why it shows.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: I have I have my my page magnified so I
Speaker 2: can see it better. That's it. So I think it
Speaker 2: might be less of a scroll.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's Well, you haven't magnified, but it
Speaker 1: should you magnified and shouldn't change how many because if
Speaker 1: you zoomed out, right, if you zoomed out, it shouldn't.
Speaker 1: That shouldn't affect what happens to the page.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Okay, well let's see. I'm pretty sure I
Speaker 2: chose the right ones. Let me go to the filters again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, choose to check it out?
Speaker 2: Check it out? No, yeah, I have it. I have
Speaker 2: it off of the twenty five dollars real producers.
Speaker 1: Do you have it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: There's I think to go active payment. Yeah, there'supposed to
Speaker 1: be like three filters like selected or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now we're down the four pages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2: So let's see darrek Nighttowmins innocent around on Asian, hiring
Speaker 2: Miles Morales to impersonate it, to rape Swen and Curtis Eve.
Speaker 2: Nothing straight happens. Nothing straight can happen. It's it can
Speaker 2: only gay happen. It's okay to call my GF Chinese
Speaker 2: bitch during an argument that's insane. Will Cosby Junor says,
Speaker 2: the dankest things a queen of faphazard be the Mexicans
Speaker 2: Japanese see us as aka b King. That's true, that's true.
Speaker 2: King is fucking awesome man, He's the He is the
Speaker 2: coolest Mexican ever. Tell Lily, I said that directly. I
Speaker 2: mean it. Blonde haired German man campaigning to make s
Speaker 2: Pokemon Tudy again. Andre Saltz's actually playing Dana Biki in
Speaker 2: the New Street Fighter movie Life is Pain.
Speaker 1: We're drinking.
Speaker 2: Come, come, come, it's our gayment. You know. Together we
Speaker 2: are sucking, gonna gonna gonna be jizzin' famboy clown. Now
Speaker 2: now with honking balls, there's a Pizza Time restaurant and hope, well,
Speaker 2: I don't remember it. I don't remember that. Thug Zilla,
Speaker 2: the King of Chronic g t a four swinglets frog
Speaker 2: frogs together strong, I don't remember what that is. Plambis
Speaker 2: Dorkelstein at for Lafamir County's Connor Connor literally meet on
Speaker 2: a plate Bananic Greek gods of herbs. Tim Duncan's the goat,
Speaker 2: Big Meaty stings down on Donald Dumpy's Sharks of deal
Speaker 2: with shot of the Deal. I'm going to but fuck
Speaker 2: the president with a murder. Gay actor Rosebud delicious gay Jakes.
Speaker 2: I'll be like, I want to play a gay salary.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I had a burrito training her wrong as a joke.
Speaker 2: She ain't even know it. Health Health reminded, which was
Speaker 2: heath reminded of Yu gi Oh Kards gets the real
Speaker 2: Kings and Jamison Who's who went missing in two thousand
Speaker 2: and five. You should all just been as an oreo
Speaker 2: hard hat Pepe John Otto's take them to the Matthews Bridge,
Speaker 2: going back in time to calm to call Mavin gay,
Speaker 2: Havevin queer Marvin Obama, Marvin gay, Marvin Mavin Obama when
Speaker 2: he met Michelle Obama. Then let me be queer. Power
Speaker 2: of the come in the penis of my ass. Ea sports,
Speaker 2: it's in the Saudi Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Shaming, shaming, shaming, oops till their ranged and drooling. Uh
Speaker 2: you await you suck sixteen dongs what it gets you
Speaker 2: another gay orgy covered in sweat. Gay Peter, don't calm
Speaker 2: me because I can't blow. Oh and it stops there
Speaker 2: a swen. Why are you put the way swinging? Why
Speaker 2: you put those fat ass turtles in empty g They're cool, man?
Speaker 2: What the why you put those fuck turtles?
Speaker 1: Emptgy?
Speaker 2: The ninja turtles is gonna be imagined together. I think
Speaker 2: they're cool, Like you could use your use the fucking lamp.
Speaker 2: Uh Can you guys share the propeller hats, cardboard pie? Uh?
Speaker 2: Be the John Brown? You wish you were in the
Speaker 2: world a department of horse What the fuck? No? I
Speaker 2: didn't you have one? Right? Yea?
Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta, we gotta sync up one of
Speaker 1: these times because we never did it.
Speaker 2: I want to go on with I want to give
Speaker 2: one with like a car sized motor in it, so
Speaker 2: it starts spinning really really fast, and it starts burning
Speaker 2: my skous real flying head to pieces. It flies off
Speaker 2: and breaks a window. I think it was like two fourteen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like buy some more. That's not expensive at
Speaker 2: all yet? What the fuck? What what that means? Big
Speaker 2: dick Randy coming back on Halloween?
Speaker 1: Please? Please?
Speaker 2: I just called me. I'm gonna call me for my
Speaker 2: birthday five o three, and I'm not gonna say it
Speaker 2: it don't go it. If not, I'll make it my
Speaker 2: last Please, please, friend, don't don't, don't. Don't you know?
Speaker 2: Sorry journalist, But Battlefi six is fun? Uh cock cheese crumbs.
Speaker 2: I love it. When Chris introduces Hassan's dog news, he said,
Speaker 2: it's I'm not he said that, I'm not even to account. Wait,
Speaker 2: he said, I love how Chris. I love it. When
Speaker 2: Chris introduced the Hassan dog News, he said, I'm not
Speaker 2: even telling the truth. Yeah, he did say that. I
Speaker 2: actually remember that. We were like, oh, okay, if you
Speaker 2: don't if you don't pussy from the if you don't
Speaker 2: eat pussy from the back, he doesn't. He didn't put easiers.
Speaker 2: If you don't pussy from the back, you're not hungry enough.
Speaker 2: Goon dev with a man without come. Swen has true
Speaker 2: sight and which and that's why he can see his dad.
Speaker 2: We can try to understand my members effect on this man.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. I'm sorry, I'm not
Speaker 2: reading it well. Most Stable on un uey five game
Speaker 2: is Sonic Racing Cross Worlds let's begin in the ball
Speaker 2: smitchee the kid bending or dick cumming or snatch roboswen
Speaker 2: vision Democrats are turning me trans in my sleep. Hamsters
Speaker 2: in my sock is now plus five athletics as a use. Izzy,
Speaker 2: I know, I know what it is. I want my
Speaker 2: fucking dog back. Now you vap it. Sou blonde haired
Speaker 2: Green Knights Zimbabwean man contemplating with competing with the German
Speaker 2: Man to be racist huge. Oh my god, there's so
Speaker 2: many names all right on hands seen uh dubon, do
Speaker 2: butts dick in my butt?
Speaker 1: Dick butt? Do me in the butt? Do butt dick
Speaker 1: in my butt? Do but dick dick dick dick dick.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to sing it, hassan dick but dick. But
Speaker 2: do we in the but dick but dick dick dick dick.
Speaker 2: Last months, I almost underlive myself from the I'm almost
Speaker 2: I almost act pneumonia. You are very well could have
Speaker 2: been the dead person in the person names. I'm sure
Speaker 2: there's one I did.
Speaker 1: Did you even do that? You're getting infected by the internet.
Speaker 2: Bro, I am I am crak the Canadian. I'm not gay,
Speaker 2: but they don't let me. They don't let me in
Speaker 2: the gym anymore. What does that mean? It's a boy,
Speaker 2: Shawne d Yes, Chris, I am the soulless ginger who
Speaker 2: definedly going to hell. Man. I saw a game shot coming,
Speaker 2: a game shot, I mean, change your name, Chris, change
Speaker 2: your name Chris games game shotcomings, change my name for Chris. Okay,
Speaker 2: ak rockets is true? Uh, the bubonic plague actually did
Speaker 2: come from China, lmao. True fact. King Dad is just
Speaker 2: the inverse of mister Frog's that animation. Wise, that's not true,
Speaker 2: not true. I'll listen to the listening to listen to
Speaker 2: the thhe by where I am for some absolutely gold
Speaker 2: mine of the hardest, stupidest bars ever. Harassment is not
Speaker 2: a joke. Bully hunters dot org form with the sixty
Speaker 2: three transgirl Should I kill myself? Drip and Mags, Lord
Speaker 2: of Homer's Drip Kingson is usually right about things. He's
Speaker 2: terrible arguing his opinions though, I don't even really believe that,
Speaker 2: And then it's.
Speaker 1: Me that's I.
Speaker 2: I think I'm less wrong than people point out.
Speaker 1: We gotta appreciate still having like what is that parasocial
Speaker 1: people like that though. You gotta appreciate that none the less.
Speaker 2: I think, I mean, I appreciate you defending me. I
Speaker 2: appreciate that, you know. Yeah, I think I think I
Speaker 2: am way less wrong than playing out to be. I
Speaker 2: think Chris is way more on people pointing out to
Speaker 2: be a lot of times, and it blows my mind.
Speaker 2: I think that is a thing that's like fucking magical.
Speaker 2: Its like he says it. That's pretty dumb. Sometimes people
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, it's right, and I'm like, huh, I mean.
Speaker 1: That's how parasocial relations work. I mean, it's it's that's
Speaker 1: the thing where the people who get the most criticism
Speaker 1: don't have as many SIKA fans or parasocial people. And
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm like, yes, damn, I wish I had that.
Speaker 1: I wish you al would just shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I wish I wish niggas loved me, bro, I
Speaker 2: wish theyggas loved me. Get a bucket and a mob
Speaker 2: for for this bust ass artery that's kind of his
Speaker 2: taste were for me. OPI wanab cremin a gremlin swen.
Speaker 2: Can you go on a Cali diversit please? I am
Speaker 2: I'm trying. Chris is Top five Workers of All Style
Speaker 2: Jason Horries. Let's not do that. Ryhu would be like
Speaker 2: if instead of Game of Throne it was called Gay
Speaker 2: of Thrones and they sat on a giant penis. Wage
Speaker 2: Stay five Eights eight three Transfer Colson more like Tucking
Speaker 2: or Callson Pippinie Brothers Present Crash Course, The Cybertronics three
Speaker 2: Rise Out of the Septatons, Don Donkerson a homeless Chris Christopher,
Speaker 2: I don't even know re Rehorparic Christopher Parik, I don't
Speaker 2: know that where it is actually M T M H
Speaker 2: is the way which I'm so black, I'm purple. Call
Speaker 2: me crape ape so stupid. Ye Pep been here since
Speaker 2: Derek was getting women on a mingo to flash their tits.
Speaker 2: Uh just just like the follow up, like dot dot
Speaker 2: dot Alan Moore on the podcast, Uh f a N
Speaker 2: I think I know what that means. That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I'm pegging nightw On God, I'm pegging Nightwing.
Speaker 2: JK Rowlings and JKJ Carroling stands for giant cunts. John
Speaker 2: Strickland Merks eighteen eighty nine. Luigi Luigi's Squimgy The First
Speaker 2: Church of Keith David sponsored by Chris Focksburger's My roommate
Speaker 2: has literally been circumcised four times and behaves like a
Speaker 2: Jewish stereotype despite him not being Jewish four times.
Speaker 1: Damn dude, RK is really upset. No stop doing it.
Speaker 2: Just Spartan pre Roz Blake eight ninety six. I got
Speaker 2: lockjaw from a jot jar doing the grapes of Dick
Speaker 2: Second Factory, and all I got was lockjaw's previously mentioned
Speaker 2: coming in my hands at clapping in McDonald's bathroom. Blake
Speaker 2: lantern Chris Curlie Kirk versus wait, black lantern Charlie Kirk
Speaker 2: versus for his Candice Owens is correct, black Charlie Kirk
Speaker 2: with a black You read you read the all of
Speaker 2: that era, right, You're read the whole entire leg that.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they were moving, but that era
Speaker 2: of DC was moving crazy. Shout out to Jeff Johns
Speaker 2: bro that was awe him, dude, Yeah he's go golded man.
Speaker 2: Uh Ian Watkins finally riding the Carma train. The hell
Speaker 2: that's Goofy. Hassan's dog played electro in no way home.
Speaker 2: Neutrality means that you don't really care about the struggles
Speaker 2: that goes on, even if you want to put them,
Speaker 2: even even going even when you're not there. Also you're gay.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, Young Collins bungee jumping with no rope.
Speaker 1: Heard any of these names.
Speaker 2: Wide Neck would have tanked it, Nikky ziggy wide Neck.
Speaker 1: I forgot about what you remember White of course, Cobra. See
Speaker 1: now you think probably probably.
Speaker 2: Dude, even me, who hates Charlie Kirk with every fever
Speaker 2: of my being. And I I really, I really I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think he deserved the air he was drawing.
Speaker 2: I think people have been very mean. I think people
Speaker 2: have been very mean. I think also you play, you
Speaker 2: play the game you play, you know, you get to
Speaker 2: deserve you like like, there are people who are shitty
Speaker 2: that get a lot of respect, But think of how
Speaker 2: unanimously people are like, no, this guy sucks.
Speaker 1: Look, I think the people respect Charlie Kirk would not
Speaker 1: be coming down or trying to condemn anyone saying wild
Speaker 1: shit because because of his principles, he believed that you
Speaker 1: should be able to do that, and so anyone who
Speaker 1: was actually truly principled and truly cared about his principles
Speaker 1: because he did not believe in hate speech. You should
Speaker 1: not have a fucking problem of people saying crazy. Well,
Speaker 1: you could be upset, but you shouldn't be to the
Speaker 1: point where you want to retaliate because that goes against
Speaker 1: everything he stood for. And so, hey man, straight up,
Speaker 1: I'm not even like trying to be like cute right now.
Speaker 1: I'm being completely updated. That was the way that the
Speaker 1: energy people kept. It'd be interesting if that was erd,
Speaker 1: be nice, if people weren't hypocritical. That's goood for nothing. Yes,
Speaker 1: it'd be interesting.
Speaker 2: A guy watching Chris's stream and eating ketchup off a
Speaker 2: plate with his bare hands in honor of Halloween, you
Speaker 2: guys should do a home invasion. Candice Owens, pussy got
Speaker 2: the grip like a retarded petting like a retard, he said,
Speaker 2: re dashed hard, hard, hedding a rabbit.
Speaker 1: I just is this first hand experience? Do you think
Speaker 1: this person knows I've.
Speaker 2: Seen I've seen people that are disabled pet dogs way
Speaker 2: too rough. I've definitely witnessed that in person.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, they don't know.
Speaker 2: They're you can see the doggie being like can you
Speaker 2: stay bro like instantly with their back where they're like, hey,
Speaker 2: cool it, Hassan, what are you doing standing in my shower?
Speaker 2: Everybody stabbing me? Stabbing my eyes out standing in the shower.
Speaker 2: Everybody sapped my eyes out? Sorry missus Jackson, who's New
Speaker 2: York nick a theory needs how blurring is up? In
Speaker 2: the Halo three pro during Hunter nay from and rounding
Speaker 2: out our list, the Goat himself, the king of haphazard.
Speaker 2: God damn, that was a lot of names.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of names, especially for someone who doesn't
Speaker 1: have fucking glasses when they need them. Lady, I'm proud
Speaker 1: of you. That's what you're about to say the hard R. No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I'm actually I'm actually genuinely trying to say that on
Speaker 2: my next my next amount of words. Yeah, okay, the
Speaker 2: F word, the F word and the heard I'm trying
Speaker 2: to say less actually actually genuinely that words almost out entirely.
Speaker 2: I don't even really think that word mean.
Speaker 1: I mean, I keep I keep it out, laugh at it,
Speaker 1: I keep it at home.
Speaker 2: I'll laugh at it.
Speaker 1: Keep that keep it at home mean, like I the
Speaker 1: really you get out of your system. I get out
Speaker 1: of my system talking to my wife.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't really say it anymore. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to I'm trying to get out of it. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to get out of it that I'm trying to go to. Retard. Also,
Speaker 2: I think I think that word is like, I know,
Speaker 2: it doesn't really mean much, but I'm trying to, like
Speaker 2: I could say something, because there are funnier words.
Speaker 1: I just don't even I don't think about mentally handicapped
Speaker 1: people or people with down syndrome or whatever when I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of the word retard. That's my argument against Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think of laughing when I think of that.
Speaker 1: I literally think of this stupid assholes that I basically
Speaker 1: think of people who fall under the Dunning Krueger effect.
Speaker 1: I think of those confident cunts that are so stupid,
Speaker 1: they're so confid wrong, Like I resilutely retard for those.
Speaker 2: People for mess moron now. But I'm trying. I'm trying
Speaker 2: a fine word. But it just I just love how
Speaker 2: the how it the tea hits hard. It's it's just
Speaker 2: so much emphasis. Fucking retard. It's it's a It's a
Speaker 2: powerful phrase for sure. But yeah, but then you just
Speaker 2: bring me to the podcast. We appreciate it. Sorry again
Speaker 2: for the lack of Chris. He's dead and stupid and
Speaker 2: probably gay, so you know, but yeah, take care of guys.
Speaker 2: We'll see you guys soon. And you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Tip your waiters, I guess or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, please tip them, but don't don't don't tip
Speaker 1: a don't tip cash your clerks.
Speaker 2: You see, like, yeah, don't don't tip them. That shit's
Speaker 2: crazy unless they've been really made your experience very nice.
Speaker 1: It's something different. Like one time, this dude smartly and
Speaker 1: I know why he did it. He gave me. He
Speaker 1: was like, hey man, you want some like water something
Speaker 1: while you're waiting, and like he filled the like the
Speaker 1: water like went to this chicken place and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh cool man, and like the transaction had not finished.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I see what you did, and I'm
Speaker 1: still gonna give you a dollar, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like it like he he went out of his way
Speaker 1: to do something that he clearly don't have to do,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I'm.
Speaker 2: A big tipper unfortunately, so it's it's a it's a problem.
Speaker 2: I tip if you like, I tip tip. I used
Speaker 2: tip the way that it should be.
Speaker 1: You're going out every way to do something cool, like
Speaker 1: the servers that are going out of the way to
Speaker 1: make sure that your your your complimentary shit stocked. You
Speaker 1: know your drinks are good, Like you don't have to
Speaker 1: do this, you can just stop by once or twice.
Speaker 1: And people, because most of the time people just say no,
Speaker 1: I'm good, meaning that like shrunk off. So but the
Speaker 1: people that are like hustling, I'm like, yeah, you deserve
Speaker 1: a tip. You're going I tip.
Speaker 2: I tiped people, so I tip people at places where
Speaker 2: they're serving me. If you're serving me, I would give
Speaker 2: you a tip because of the fact that I do
Speaker 2: not believe I should be served by anybody. So if
Speaker 2: the fact that you're doing it, I give you a tip.
Speaker 2: But if there's a place where I'm picking food up
Speaker 2: and you sent me to tip you, you could suck
Speaker 2: the back of my.
Speaker 1: Eye, you could put your lips, you can put your.
Speaker 2: Lips on my balls and inhale until my nuts get
Speaker 2: stuck in your throat. I'm not giving you a fucking dying.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's what there's a complicated one. Tipping your barber.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about it?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, always always there. They're working for me. They're
Speaker 2: doing work well, even at Starbucks. Even at Starbucks, right
Speaker 2: would they're making any beverages. I hate that I have
Speaker 2: to tip the whole store again.
Speaker 1: Sometimes, why don't you so, why don't you try to
Speaker 1: go to the back of a McDonald's and tip those
Speaker 1: people that are making food for you.
Speaker 2: They don't accept tep steps with Donalds. I would tepeopley McDonald's.
Speaker 1: You you would tip at McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: I think. I think I just kind of undercut my
Speaker 2: own words. I think I think I've tried to tip
Speaker 2: everywhere I've been. If not know that, Like I remember
Speaker 2: when I hate to go to Panera, they don't take
Speaker 2: steps of dinner, and I would give people with money directly,
Speaker 2: the ones that were like bring if I was like, here,
Speaker 2: take that hat for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been given money directly when I work at
Speaker 1: grocery stores, like I'd be like because we couldn't accept tips,
Speaker 1: but they would. I would help out an old person.
Speaker 1: They're like, they would like low key hand me like
Speaker 1: five bucks or something like that. And I appreciate that
Speaker 1: because I am going out of my way to carry
Speaker 1: your heavy ass fucking grocery.
Speaker 2: I think I kind of I think I kind of
Speaker 2: undercup my words. I think I got too caught up
Speaker 2: and just insulting, and.
Speaker 1: I realized, like, there are certain things I tip if
Speaker 1: you if you did nothing though, I told like I said,
Speaker 1: like you picked up the food. But then it's like
Speaker 1: the argument of the people made the food, you want
Speaker 1: to give them a tip? And I actually feel that way.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want this tip to go to the
Speaker 1: fucking the chef and the people on the line, the
Speaker 1: line cooks and everything. I actually want those people to
Speaker 1: get my money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think is there the one damn man problem
Speaker 2: is I want to be the guy about like, hey,
Speaker 2: can you bring a chef out more often? But I
Speaker 2: feel like that's they're working, so you don't want to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: Can you bring them out quick?
Speaker 2: Okay, bye guys,