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<v Speaker 1>You have dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>Voting this morning on zz top at the jar R

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<v Speaker 2>One with the most votes will do that, and then

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<v Speaker 2>we'll randomly pick oney you and give you the Halloween

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<v Speaker 2>e Roast tickets each morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a good show. So get your vote

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<v Speaker 1>in jr Facebook page. You have about fifteen minutes. The

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<v Speaker 1>rumor was true.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh these you can't keep anything quite anymore. Not with

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<v Speaker 2>the internets of the world.

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<v Speaker 1>There's been a lot of late which one's this.

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<v Speaker 2>A representative for seven Up has confirmed that the seven

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<v Speaker 2>Up Shirley Temple is coming to stores nationwide for a

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<v Speaker 2>limited time October fifteenth through December thirty. First did they

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<v Speaker 2>actually have cherries in the can inside of it. No.

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<v Speaker 2>My first question was, and I put this item on

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<v Speaker 2>our Facebook page. Hold on a second, don't they already

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<v Speaker 2>just have cherry seven up? Isn't that pretty much?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a Shirley Temple basis.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess you you technically you need grenadine also in it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I always thought the seven up cherry, which is

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good, by the way, was made a fine uh

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<v Speaker 2>you know, base for a Shirley tep or a dirty

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<v Speaker 2>Shirley if you want to add the booze, any of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, any of those, you know, like cherry coke when

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<v Speaker 1>it was out, and cherry.

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<v Speaker 2>Cherry Coke's always been out.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not a fans just stuff man too sweet

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<v Speaker 1>that and then cherry. I think they had cherry sprite too,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe. But anyway, it's not it's not a Shirley

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<v Speaker 1>temple unless you have the real cherry in there. Now. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be hard to pour like that, but well

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<v Speaker 1>then the cherry plugs up the whole.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd still add the cherry and vodka if you want,

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<v Speaker 2>but the whole thing. If you really want to get

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<v Speaker 2>traditional here, ginger ale is the base for the Shirley

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<v Speaker 2>Temple originally, which a lot of people and I'd rather

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<v Speaker 2>lemon lime type soda for my Shirley Temple, which I get.

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<v Speaker 2>I totally that's fine as well. I'm looking at the

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah Jr. Facebook Page you can see it. Didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>it for me. Did you order Shirley temples as a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>I think everybody did.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>My sisters loved getting those. I don't remember if I ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you did.

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<v Speaker 2>My daughter will still now And the kid who ordered

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<v Speaker 2>milk at dinner, I swear to god, I have the milk.

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<v Speaker 2>I've always loved milk, chocolate or no regular milk. Still

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<v Speaker 2>to this day, I drank one glass of milk a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are the pain in the butt kids, when you're

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<v Speaker 1>waiting on them at the glass of milk a day,

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<v Speaker 1>I drink well, trust me, Pat, when when you ordered

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<v Speaker 1>that that server is walking back on he's a crap kid,

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<v Speaker 1>because then okay, normally with the coffee is half and half.

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<v Speaker 1>So now you have to go and hunt down milk

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<v Speaker 1>and ask usually the chefs or at Charlie's it was

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<v Speaker 1>the person back in the either the chef's had some.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, and then it would also be the salad

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<v Speaker 1>person that works salad and desserts and they're too busy

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<v Speaker 1>to get bugged, and meanwhile, you got a little pat.

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<v Speaker 2>Out there milk. I would like to take this opportunity

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<v Speaker 2>to earnestly apologize to any restaurant workers that I may

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<v Speaker 2>have had to go to have ordered milk from as

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<v Speaker 2>a child to put you out like that, I do not,

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<v Speaker 2>Just so you know, I do not order milk as

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<v Speaker 2>an adult when I go out.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be kind of childish, I believe.

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<v Speaker 2>So. We've had variations of this story multiple times over

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<v Speaker 2>the history of this show, the foot fetish stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had it at Walmart parking lots, in the Walmart itself.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's this one? This is in Arizona. This guy, Jesse Johnson,

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<v Speaker 2>is twenty eight years old charged with voyeurism and disorderly conduct.

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<v Speaker 1>He said he chose very a good opportunity, like a

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<v Speaker 1>good place fitting was it?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, he went, You know how these fancy self

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<v Speaker 2>served car washes are all now open up right that

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<v Speaker 2>you can drive through, and then they have the amenity

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<v Speaker 2>state where you can vacuum and you know, just scrub

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<v Speaker 2>your mats and all that stuff, and he went to

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<v Speaker 2>one of those. He would pull up and wait for

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<v Speaker 2>a woman to park, and then he would crawl under

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<v Speaker 2>unerneath her vehicle while she was vacuuming her car and

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<v Speaker 2>stare at her feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was caught doing this at multiple locations, most

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<v Speaker 2>recently the Superstar car wash in Uh yeah, Arizona. Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>it's been like a hundred degrees over one hundred degrees

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<v Speaker 2>for like six months straight. There you're laying on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot Oh, he's probably got a mat. This guy's a professional.

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<v Speaker 1>You said, he's done it several places. He probably has

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<v Speaker 1>just like you know a little yoga mat that'll roll

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<v Speaker 1>out and jump on it. Guarantee.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a car washed, Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I have kind of looked over and go, oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>almost see her boobs. But I wasn't going there for that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to wash the car. Just that I

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<v Speaker 1>happened to see. Yeah, you and your buddy Jesse, Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't my fault. That's the guy Jesse, the foot guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hope he hasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Taking the vacuum and yeah, it's opportunis why not. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're in a car wash, leg on the ground

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<v Speaker 1>hot ground. As you pointed out, you're gonna probably use

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<v Speaker 1>that vacuum.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there's a way to get this flat end of

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<v Speaker 2>this nozzle off here.

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<v Speaker 1>To I think it's circumcas. Those are tough, man, when

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<v Speaker 1>you when it would get stuck like the seed or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said, gotta have ovaltine in my milk. Can't have

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<v Speaker 1>a plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks more ovaltine, mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody else they've got to get the chalky milk. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not a real man. If you order a Shirley Temple.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, don't order of that. Child.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about when your kids, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna be fancy night out the red lobster.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said grenadine is a pomegranate juice, not cherry. I

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<v Speaker 1>know what grenadine is. Shirley Temple's only get a cherry

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<v Speaker 1>as a decoration. I'm very aware. Tend a bar for

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit and if somebody ordered milk, they do

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<v Speaker 1>you realize you're at a bar ordering milk. I'm fine

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<v Speaker 1>with you getting a soda or club soda with a

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<v Speaker 1>line in it. You know it's a friends. Think there

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<v Speaker 1>not going to a drinking issue. If there's anyone who

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<v Speaker 1>can appreciate this. It's you, Taco Bob. Yes, video footage

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sharing with you of a this person does a

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<v Speaker 1>gallon of milk a day. Pat, All right, well you

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<v Speaker 1>do one, said, I do a gallon. That's well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Taco will tell you you never get milk at a restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>usually out of date. Now I'm not going there, huh said,

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<v Speaker 1>usually out of date milk. It's left out so it

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<v Speaker 1>can be hot then cold. Knock good.

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<v Speaker 2>A poo Caano Bob in China, Okay, elaborate. Take a

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<v Speaker 2>look at the video footage on our Facebook page. You'll

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<v Speaker 2>see it. Somebody in a hazmat suit there. That's was

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<v Speaker 2>what I got to draw your attention to. This Close

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<v Speaker 2>circuit television captured a malfunction of a sewer sewage pipe

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<v Speaker 2>through a busy area that just erupted like thirty five

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<v Speaker 2>feet into the air.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear lord, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally there's several vantage points of this, including from inside

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<v Speaker 2>one of the affected.

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<v Speaker 1>Vehicles playing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, do you need to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to the j R our Facebook page and see this?

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<v Speaker 2>How if you keep going away? Do you see from

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<v Speaker 2>the inside of a car as they're driving?

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<v Speaker 1>So what made it erupt like that? Oh, I see

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<v Speaker 1>it from the car. Now the Vana's point.

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<v Speaker 2>Gases build up, man, and uh you get oh car God,

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<v Speaker 2>next thing, you gotta be over at the car. Washington

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<v Speaker 2>to be some guy staring at your feet while you're three.

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