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Speaker 1: rumor was true.
Speaker 2: Oh these you can't keep anything quite anymore. Not with
Speaker 2: the internets of the world.
Speaker 1: There's been a lot of late which one's this.
Speaker 2: A representative for seven Up has confirmed that the seven
Speaker 2: Up Shirley Temple is coming to stores nationwide for a
Speaker 2: limited time October fifteenth through December thirty. First did they
Speaker 2: actually have cherries in the can inside of it. No.
Speaker 2: My first question was, and I put this item on
Speaker 2: our Facebook page. Hold on a second, don't they already
Speaker 2: just have cherry seven up? Isn't that pretty much?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a Shirley Temple basis.
Speaker 2: I guess you you technically you need grenadine also in it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I always thought the seven up cherry, which is
Speaker 2: pretty good, by the way, was made a fine uh
Speaker 2: you know, base for a Shirley tep or a dirty
Speaker 2: Shirley if you want to add the booze, any of those.
Speaker 1: Uh, any of those, you know, like cherry coke when
Speaker 1: it was out, and cherry.
Speaker 2: Cherry Coke's always been out.
Speaker 1: I did not a fans just stuff man too sweet
Speaker 1: that and then cherry. I think they had cherry sprite too,
Speaker 1: I believe. But anyway, it's not it's not a Shirley
Speaker 1: temple unless you have the real cherry in there. Now. Also,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hard to pour like that, but well
Speaker 1: then the cherry plugs up the whole.
Speaker 2: It'd still add the cherry and vodka if you want,
Speaker 2: but the whole thing. If you really want to get
Speaker 2: traditional here, ginger ale is the base for the Shirley
Speaker 2: Temple originally, which a lot of people and I'd rather
Speaker 2: lemon lime type soda for my Shirley Temple, which I get.
Speaker 2: I totally that's fine as well. I'm looking at the
Speaker 2: Yeah Jr. Facebook Page you can see it. Didn't know
Speaker 2: it for me. Did you order Shirley temples as a kid,
Speaker 2: I think everybody did.
Speaker 1: You didn't.
Speaker 2: My sisters loved getting those. I don't remember if I ever.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did.
Speaker 2: My daughter will still now And the kid who ordered
Speaker 2: milk at dinner, I swear to god, I have the milk.
Speaker 2: I've always loved milk, chocolate or no regular milk. Still
Speaker 2: to this day, I drank one glass of milk a day.
Speaker 1: Those are the pain in the butt kids, when you're
Speaker 1: waiting on them at the glass of milk a day,
Speaker 1: I drink well, trust me, Pat, when when you ordered
Speaker 1: that that server is walking back on he's a crap kid,
Speaker 1: because then okay, normally with the coffee is half and half.
Speaker 1: So now you have to go and hunt down milk
Speaker 1: and ask usually the chefs or at Charlie's it was
Speaker 1: the person back in the either the chef's had some.
Speaker 1: I know, and then it would also be the salad
Speaker 1: person that works salad and desserts and they're too busy
Speaker 1: to get bugged, and meanwhile, you got a little pat.
Speaker 2: Out there milk. I would like to take this opportunity
Speaker 2: to earnestly apologize to any restaurant workers that I may
Speaker 2: have had to go to have ordered milk from as
Speaker 2: a child to put you out like that, I do not,
Speaker 2: Just so you know, I do not order milk as
Speaker 2: an adult when I go out.
Speaker 1: That would be kind of childish, I believe.
Speaker 2: So. We've had variations of this story multiple times over
Speaker 2: the history of this show, the foot fetish stuff.
Speaker 1: We've had it at Walmart parking lots, in the Walmart itself.
Speaker 2: Where's this one? This is in Arizona. This guy, Jesse Johnson,
Speaker 2: is twenty eight years old charged with voyeurism and disorderly conduct.
Speaker 1: He said he chose very a good opportunity, like a
Speaker 1: good place fitting was it?
Speaker 2: No? No, he went, You know how these fancy self
Speaker 2: served car washes are all now open up right that
Speaker 2: you can drive through, and then they have the amenity
Speaker 2: state where you can vacuum and you know, just scrub
Speaker 2: your mats and all that stuff, and he went to
Speaker 2: one of those. He would pull up and wait for
Speaker 2: a woman to park, and then he would crawl under
Speaker 2: unerneath her vehicle while she was vacuuming her car and
Speaker 2: stare at her feet.
Speaker 1: Oh god.
Speaker 2: And he was caught doing this at multiple locations, most
Speaker 2: recently the Superstar car wash in Uh yeah, Arizona. Dude,
Speaker 2: it's been like a hundred degrees over one hundred degrees
Speaker 2: for like six months straight. There you're laying on that.
Speaker 1: Hot Oh, he's probably got a mat. This guy's a professional.
Speaker 1: You said, he's done it several places. He probably has
Speaker 1: just like you know a little yoga mat that'll roll
Speaker 1: out and jump on it. Guarantee.
Speaker 2: I have a car washed, Dude.
Speaker 1: I have kind of looked over and go, oh, you
Speaker 1: almost see her boobs. But I wasn't going there for that.
Speaker 1: I was going to wash the car. Just that I
Speaker 1: happened to see. Yeah, you and your buddy Jesse, Huh,
Speaker 1: ain't my fault. That's the guy Jesse, the foot guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope he hasn't.
Speaker 1: Taking the vacuum and yeah, it's opportunis why not. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're in a car wash, leg on the ground
Speaker 1: hot ground. As you pointed out, you're gonna probably use
Speaker 1: that vacuum.
Speaker 2: Oh there's a way to get this flat end of
Speaker 2: this nozzle off here.
Speaker 1: To I think it's circumcas. Those are tough, man, when
Speaker 1: you when it would get stuck like the seed or something.
Speaker 1: Somebody said, gotta have ovaltine in my milk. Can't have
Speaker 1: a plane.
Speaker 2: Thanks more ovaltine, mom.
Speaker 1: Somebody else they've got to get the chalky milk. You're
Speaker 1: not a real man. If you order a Shirley Temple.
Speaker 2: Well, don't order of that. Child.
Speaker 1: We're talking about when your kids, it's.
Speaker 2: Gonna be fancy night out the red lobster.
Speaker 1: Somebody said grenadine is a pomegranate juice, not cherry. I
Speaker 1: know what grenadine is. Shirley Temple's only get a cherry
Speaker 1: as a decoration. I'm very aware. Tend a bar for
Speaker 1: a little bit and if somebody ordered milk, they do
Speaker 1: you realize you're at a bar ordering milk. I'm fine
Speaker 1: with you getting a soda or club soda with a
Speaker 1: line in it. You know it's a friends. Think there
Speaker 1: not going to a drinking issue. If there's anyone who
Speaker 1: can appreciate this. It's you, Taco Bob. Yes, video footage
Speaker 1: I'm sharing with you of a this person does a
Speaker 1: gallon of milk a day. Pat, All right, well you
Speaker 1: do one, said, I do a gallon. That's well, yeah,
Speaker 1: Taco will tell you you never get milk at a restaurant,
Speaker 1: usually out of date. Now I'm not going there, huh said,
Speaker 1: usually out of date milk. It's left out so it
Speaker 1: can be hot then cold. Knock good.
Speaker 2: A poo Caano Bob in China, Okay, elaborate. Take a
Speaker 2: look at the video footage on our Facebook page. You'll
Speaker 2: see it. Somebody in a hazmat suit there. That's was
Speaker 2: what I got to draw your attention to. This Close
Speaker 2: circuit television captured a malfunction of a sewer sewage pipe
Speaker 2: through a busy area that just erupted like thirty five
Speaker 2: feet into the air.
Speaker 1: Oh dear lord, and.
Speaker 2: Literally there's several vantage points of this, including from inside
Speaker 2: one of the affected.
Speaker 1: Vehicles playing it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you need to.
Speaker 1: Go to the j R our Facebook page and see this?
Speaker 2: How if you keep going away? Do you see from
Speaker 2: the inside of a car as they're driving?
Speaker 1: So what made it erupt like that? Oh, I see
Speaker 1: it from the car. Now the Vana's point.
Speaker 2: Gases build up, man, and uh you get oh car God,
Speaker 2: next thing, you gotta be over at the car. Washington
Speaker 2: to be some guy staring at your feet while you're three.
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