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Speaker 2: So now when I say damn, I have to make
Speaker 2: sure that I don't say the N part. So it's
Speaker 2: just damn like a beaver dam and then network and
Speaker 2: I just say the N at the end.
Speaker 1: Random, What that was the whole joke when we say
Speaker 1: damn network studio network network, network studio. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: the joke. Oh, I hope that the camera can pick
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Speaker 2: I mean, okay, now that we've ironed that wrinkle out,
Speaker 2: yes we can move on.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, we are. We're talking about the legendary creatures
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Speaker 1: a returner Penrod. Uh you sure? Yeah? Pean pean rod. Yes, welcome,
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Speaker 1: the nation or Bobby Pettitt. He probably do pet Bobby.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't he could though, Again, no king shaming in
Speaker 1: the nation? Do which want? And an Adian? All good
Speaker 1: for him? Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to react to that anymore. Mostly I'm sorry
Speaker 1: because of the cost of living, the cost of groceries,
Speaker 1: and the cost of magic cards, mostly the cost of
Speaker 1: magic cards.
Speaker 2: Yes, and we're going through our twelfth fucking boat of
Speaker 2: winter here. I don't know where Bob Pettitt is from,
Speaker 2: but Jesus with another blizzard today?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fine fuck is going on? That's very
Speaker 1: much it, That's very much it. And I'm out of practice.
Speaker 1: We got all these new graphics. I didn't even use
Speaker 1: the Patreon one. LB's gonna be like that. Well, because
Speaker 1: we're going to use it for the next four eighty
Speaker 1: six shows. Now I'm gonna have to do it all
Speaker 1: on post. Thanks editor, Joe. Yeah, wait to freaking thrill out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's haunting us from the grave.
Speaker 2: Why don't you throw discs at baskets and have a
Speaker 2: good day.
Speaker 1: I hope you do well. Speaking a good day, I
Speaker 1: want to have a good day with some legendary creach
Speaker 1: from from tark Here dragon Storm. Is that possible? I
Speaker 1: think so? Okay, and I've convinced me I've got a
Speaker 1: few things here on my mind as of late regarding
Speaker 1: tark Here dragon Storm. Okay, there's not pretty many, no,
Speaker 1: which I actually like, I do too. A couple of
Speaker 1: years ago we were complaining. We talked about on the
Speaker 1: pre show yesterday. Briefly, there's what is a twenty six
Speaker 1: thirty thirty twenty six, twenty six. Usually it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: fifty nine seventy five of them.
Speaker 2: Usually every good creature is a legendary one. And in
Speaker 2: the last set they even memed on them and had
Speaker 2: a bunch of legendary uncommons with no text on them,
Speaker 2: just because.
Speaker 1: Like yes, and last year twenty or twenty twenty three
Speaker 1: and twenty two, we saw sets that had more than
Speaker 1: one hundred legendary creatures insane. And that's not us complaining,
Speaker 1: because I think more is better and I like running
Speaker 1: into legendary creatures that I've never heard of before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But at the same time, I like the emotional investment
Speaker 1: in the character or the story or something that very
Speaker 1: accurately represents what I think the color pie is or
Speaker 1: or like in this case, the three color shards. Sure,
Speaker 1: I like that, and I'm trying to balance that against
Speaker 1: like the three color creature that is whoever, Sure, and
Speaker 1: another version of that same character on a card. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to balance that because I'm not sure if I
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I understand what you're saying, and I will. We
Speaker 2: will take this journey together, is what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: And and I'm trying to balance that with Man, I've
Speaker 1: got two versions of this same character. I like both cards,
Speaker 1: but I don't like that it's the same guy. It's
Speaker 1: not so bad.
Speaker 2: I don't mind having a bunch of different of the
Speaker 2: same dude. I have every Cranko in my Goblin deck,
Speaker 2: I suppose, And you know what works really.
Speaker 1: Good together, Cranko and Cranco and Cranko. Yeah, Cranko and
Speaker 1: his brother Cranko and their other fucking second cousin, Crankel.
Speaker 1: That's right. They work very well together. Yeah, good homies. Wow.
Speaker 1: Can I argue with Crankel? Can't? If you do, buddy,
Speaker 1: CRANKLLL beat you. I help boss your mob Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: king your pin. I don't remember what the other guy
Speaker 1: is called. Oh. I like getting my kingpinned and that's right,
Speaker 1: like my crank pinned. I love getting my nope, my
Speaker 1: mob crank Yeah, now we're talking. Yeah. I love the
Speaker 1: art in this set. There there is a few legendary
Speaker 1: creatures in their regular art and there I guess they're
Speaker 1: pre con. They're pre con widescreen art like their full
Speaker 1: art version that I really like. Okay, I mean so,
Speaker 1: I really dig that. There's lots of pieces of art
Speaker 1: that I like, and I kind of want to kind
Speaker 1: of want to build these. I'm like, I'm gonna these,
Speaker 1: You're gonna build more than one? I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I'm really looking at a bunch of them that I
Speaker 1: that I either want in ninety nine's of my deck
Speaker 1: and I don't have a deck that they'll go in.
Speaker 1: Or is it just like, hey, build that guy and
Speaker 1: put the other guys in that I also want probably
Speaker 1: see me.
Speaker 2: I'm the exact oppos So I'm gonna build none of these,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna save the last two spots in my
Speaker 2: lineup for Final Fantasy guys.
Speaker 1: Finn, two spots in your lineup? Yep, I get I can.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do thirty That's my plan because that's how
Speaker 2: much I have space for it.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just once you just do like thirty
Speaker 1: four and do one of every color combo?
Speaker 2: Well, because then I have to start stacking stuff on top.
Speaker 2: And I have three mono red decks and like four girls,
Speaker 2: and I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to cut that down. Uhh. And you don't want
Speaker 1: fifty decks? Yeah, I don't fuse. That's just irresponsible.
Speaker 2: Well that's too many. I could never maintain all those.
Speaker 1: I have enough trouble as it is. I can't argue,
Speaker 1: right like I can't argue. Man can't argue.
Speaker 2: I was going through my decks for EDH and M
Speaker 2: after the show to day because we're recording on a
Speaker 2: different day, and I just picked the ones that I
Speaker 2: forgot I had, so I brought all of the decks
Speaker 2: I forgot I had together to EDH and.
Speaker 1: M tonight, Uncle Brando, everybody. Yeah, oh, very excellent. Okay,
Speaker 1: well let's get into some creech. Okay. I wanted to
Speaker 1: talk about some new merch for Vegas. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: some merch in time. But that's exciting. I don't have
Speaker 1: it ready, and I don't have any pictures for for
Speaker 1: the YouTube people, so I just want to move right
Speaker 1: into it. Okay. And here's here's where I got to
Speaker 1: start controlling the new graphics like a totally professional podcasting
Speaker 1: professional with my phone in my hand. Yes, I was
Speaker 1: hoping that they would have more colorful buttons. And we
Speaker 1: have more colorful buttons for this LB. Is that a thing?
Speaker 1: We can do? The buttons? Just my man? Okay, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: because him and I when we did it last week,
Speaker 1: forgot to save it. The first freaking rule is make
Speaker 1: sure you save your work.
Speaker 2: Doesn't it remind you before you close the program? Even
Speaker 2: would you like to save all this work?
Speaker 1: I just left. I just left. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: probably had to go to a hockey practice, or I
Speaker 1: was angry or both. You were angry that you had
Speaker 1: to go to a hockey practice.
Speaker 2: Who are we starting with today and offendza unyielding lineage.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start at the very bottom and work our way, uh,
Speaker 1: starting with a frickin' banger hand. Yes, this card is
Speaker 1: not very good. No it's not. It's a Spirit Soldier
Speaker 1: for white and two. It's a two to two with
Speaker 1: flash and first strike. Whenever another non token you control dies,
Speaker 1: she what is it? Endurers two endures two.
Speaker 2: Which means she gets two plus one plus one counters. Yep,
Speaker 2: keep your eye out for cards that say those.
Speaker 1: Words on it.
Speaker 2: Or you make a two to two shitty ghost, which
Speaker 2: means a ghost that does not fly.
Speaker 1: Okay, so she's a first strike flash two to two
Speaker 1: for two. Yes, excellent limited card. Oh my god, they
Speaker 1: had to put this at rare because it's too good
Speaker 1: for limited. When she enters or no, when she dies, No,
Speaker 1: when another thing dies, oh another thing.
Speaker 2: When another not token dies, you make a token or
Speaker 2: she gets bigger.
Speaker 1: So I can't even like flash block with my token.
Speaker 1: That it's she gotta done. I went from thinking this
Speaker 1: card was good for just one second. No it's not.
Speaker 2: She's kind of on interesting, not very good. Maybe in
Speaker 2: the ninety nine somewhere possibly in a deck that has greens,
Speaker 2: you could have a doubling season.
Speaker 1: I hear that's a good card. I never heard of her.
Speaker 1: But other than that, she's she's made at best. She's
Speaker 1: a utility creature. I would argue. Anna Fenza is from
Speaker 1: the Abzen clan too, right, so you would pay play
Speaker 1: pair her with green and or black.
Speaker 2: Yes, theoretically, so you have creatures that die and sack
Speaker 2: and come back. Sure, yes, but I think that she's
Speaker 2: just here because they needed an anafensa card.
Speaker 1: Yes, and they're like, well, we've got this one.
Speaker 2: Let's just erase the name, make it legendary and call
Speaker 2: it Anafenza.
Speaker 1: And I think she's dead now because she's actually a ghost. Good,
Speaker 1: that's what That's what aiden on. Commander Munch's will.
Speaker 2: Tell us she will, she will, he will, and I
Speaker 2: will go yeah, good now, I know that it's.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's move on to our first face, Commander Homie
Speaker 2: in Betur Ancestor's voice.
Speaker 1: Dude, And this one might win for my favorite art
Speaker 1: out of all the Legends, possibly the whole set. Wow,
Speaker 1: I really like this piece. The colors, the lighting, the
Speaker 1: orange and blue kind of together. How how the sun
Speaker 1: coming down makes its wings look like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: translucent sort of it looks brown? And what do you
Speaker 1: call it? Betur better? Better betur betur buttour? Oh bitur? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but tour and sister's voice is a five to three
Speaker 1: Spirit Dragon for green, black, white, two flying life Link. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're doing pretty good here, sure. This is a three
Speaker 1: to five flying Lifelinker for five. Yeah, it's pretty good,
Speaker 1: not too bad. At the beginning of your end step,
Speaker 1: put a number of plus one plus one counters on
Speaker 1: up to one target other creature you control, equal to
Speaker 1: the amount of life you gained this turn. So it's
Speaker 1: three plus one plus encounters on another creature unless you
Speaker 1: gained more life than that. Unless you're gained more life
Speaker 1: than that, like if you were playing a lifelink deck
Speaker 1: their soul sisters or some other buds, or if you
Speaker 1: had an exanguinate Yeah, we'll continue, Okay, okay, return up
Speaker 1: to one target creature card with man of value less
Speaker 1: than are equal to the amount of life you lost
Speaker 1: this turn from your graveyard to the battlefield. So we
Speaker 1: could gain life and lose life. Yes, we would want
Speaker 1: to maybe pay a whole bunch of life, or card
Speaker 1: draw bunch of life, or just lose life to get
Speaker 1: stuff back from our graveyard. Here's what you do. You
Speaker 1: play this, okay, you use the green part of your
Speaker 1: library to make better big, yes, making better better? If
Speaker 1: you will, I will.
Speaker 2: You then attack in for a bunch of life gain.
Speaker 2: Then you pay a whole bunch of life into your necropotens.
Speaker 2: Then at the end of your turn, you put all
Speaker 2: those cards into your hand, putting you above seven. So
Speaker 2: you discard the card the creature that you want.
Speaker 1: Into your bin, and then you get it back because
Speaker 1: you know exactly how much life you've gained. That's really
Speaker 1: freaking good. That's what I do. That's that's what I do.
Speaker 1: If I was doing this, and realistically you're playing the
Speaker 1: color and white that tutors for enchantments, yep, the color
Speaker 1: in black that tutors for freaking anything yep. And theoretically
Speaker 1: you don't need the green portion to make better better.
Speaker 1: You could just attack and gain life and put the
Speaker 1: plus one counters on up to one other target creature.
Speaker 1: Oh they figured me out.
Speaker 2: Well, that you put onto one of your sisters that
Speaker 2: you're probably playing, sure your soul ward is gonna get
Speaker 2: in for four now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think that this this card is good.
Speaker 1: I think that the deck that this runs is very resilient, agreed,
Speaker 1: and always gets its guy back.
Speaker 2: I think that this is the five color Mono White Angel,
Speaker 2: Aaron pick of the set that he's probably gonna want
Speaker 2: to build because it's a Soul Sister's very geared deck
Speaker 2: that will be very resilient and very good and see
Speaker 2: you soaring up in your life.
Speaker 1: Total. You can play all the Soul Sisters because you've
Speaker 1: got white, black, and green for that essence. Warden, You've
Speaker 1: got the Debt to the Deathless and exanguinate colors. You've
Speaker 1: got the tutor colors. You've got frick Man, this card's good.
Speaker 1: This is very good, this car and it's in the
Speaker 1: correct colors for it to be in. Yes, yes, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: If it said everything exactly the same except it was white, blue, green,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, this card is is still a
Speaker 1: good card based on all the words that are on it.
Speaker 1: But blue is wrong. You take a hike, take a
Speaker 1: hike blue. Should we talk about another better? Yes?
Speaker 2: Maybe this is better better. Let's see if better better
Speaker 2: is better? When he is kin to all, he's a
Speaker 2: five to seven for five.
Speaker 1: That was good. He has flying and at the.
Speaker 2: Beginning of your end step, if creatures you control have
Speaker 2: total toughness ten or greater.
Speaker 1: Oh, I like this draw card, then total toughness toughness toughness.
Speaker 2: Then if those creatures have total toughness twenty or greater,
Speaker 2: untap each creature you control.
Speaker 1: Then if creatures you control.
Speaker 2: Have total toughness forty or greater, each opponent loses half
Speaker 2: their life rounded up.
Speaker 1: Wow, I think better, better might be better. I think
Speaker 1: better better might be better as well. And here's why
Speaker 1: I think better, better is better is this is literally
Speaker 1: frickin' butt tree guy. What's his name? Doran? Oh no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna run into him later. Oh yes, I know,
Speaker 1: but this is Doran's deck. But it's better better, better
Speaker 1: is better Dorin deck. Yes, man, this is getting better
Speaker 1: and better better. Better's doorn deck is better than Doran's deck. Yes,
Speaker 1: because it gives you the card draw and it gives
Speaker 1: you the damage without having to attack and tap your guys,
Speaker 1: so your huge butt blockers can still block. And Better's
Speaker 1: better Dorrin deck. We did it. That's pretty good. I'd
Speaker 1: like both betters I think that they're both very cool
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: Not again my style of deck either one of them,
Speaker 2: but both are cool and I can see why people
Speaker 2: would want to play them. And I'll bet you if
Speaker 2: you run into one better, the better deck would be
Speaker 2: made better by including better m yep.
Speaker 1: And if you see anybody else.
Speaker 2: Playing in Absen right in Abs and Soul Sister's deck,
Speaker 2: you could say, I can't believe it's not better. You
Speaker 2: could say that, yeah, if it's not better, of course
Speaker 2: it'd be made better if it was better. I say that,
Speaker 2: But lots of stuff all the time.
Speaker 1: And now it's going to be really confusing. There's a
Speaker 1: card that's got the name I am. I'm so confused,
Speaker 1: very strange. Should you move on to the next face, Commander, Absolutely,
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna add that this is another card that
Speaker 1: I A like, B like the colors, CE like the
Speaker 1: creature type, and D really like the art. Wow. Okay, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna throw an E. I don't like
Speaker 1: this one. Her name starts with an E.
Speaker 2: It sounds lazy to me. It feels lazy to me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you why in a second. Elsa threefold Master.
Speaker 1: You want to read, you read Elshaer threefold master blue
Speaker 1: black white, full stop blue red white. That's what I said, Yes,
Speaker 1: I heard it. I heard it. Gin Monk monk important,
Speaker 1: very good. Monk goes in our command rite. Yes, very good. Okay,
Speaker 1: trample prowess. Whenever you cast non creature thing, she gets
Speaker 1: plus one plus one till under turn neat non creature
Speaker 1: thing mind not instant sorcery. You could cast artifacts, so cheerios.
Speaker 1: Or you could pair this card with frickin' underworld breach
Speaker 1: and and brain freeze, Like what the fuck is even that?
Speaker 1: Like man, Okay, whenever Elsa deals combat damage to a player,
Speaker 1: create that many one to one white monk creature tokens
Speaker 1: with prowess. They have prowess too, And you're in the
Speaker 1: color that has multiple attack steps. So if you just
Speaker 1: like breach and freaking mill your self, yep, you breach
Speaker 1: and mill yourself, or like dramatic reversal scepter yourself, yep,
Speaker 1: and that counts as casting because because Ice Coronceptor casts
Speaker 1: and freakin' you make her big and you just mill
Speaker 1: yourself until you hit an extra combat step and then
Speaker 1: you freaking pasted in flames, also yourself, and then all
Speaker 1: of your guys that you got from Elsa being huge
Speaker 1: already all have haste now because your creatures gain haste
Speaker 1: when you get extra combat step.
Speaker 2: Well, you have to hit with her first, yes, and
Speaker 2: then you gotta make the combat step after that.
Speaker 1: Yes. And here's why I don't like this car. I
Speaker 1: think it's freaking great. Here's here's why, because if you
Speaker 1: took the why off, it's just another is it spell
Speaker 1: slinger card, but this one has white on it so
Speaker 1: they can make tokens. And it just feels a little bit, well,
Speaker 1: we need a Jests guy card. Well, let's just play
Speaker 1: blue and red bullshit.
Speaker 2: And also it can make bodies, so you don't have
Speaker 2: to worry about adding.
Speaker 1: Creatures to your deck because she'll just do it for you.
Speaker 2: And somebody went, sure thing, boss, and then they hear
Speaker 2: it is and I was saying it's bad.
Speaker 1: I just think it's kind of a lazy design.
Speaker 2: This is what I expect a Jests Guy commander to do,
Speaker 2: and it does it very well and it looks very
Speaker 2: good doing it.
Speaker 1: But other than that, it's kind of a it's kind
Speaker 1: of a ho hummer for me as well.
Speaker 2: I can see why people are going to play it,
Speaker 2: and I think that people should be right to be
Speaker 2: excited about it.
Speaker 1: But I'm this is me wiping my fucking hands with it.
Speaker 1: I am not going to go past ho hummer yep,
Speaker 1: because I love getting ho hummed. Just throwing that out
Speaker 1: fair point yep. And I love that she's a monk
Speaker 1: and I have a place for her already. And because
Speaker 1: she's a face commander, she's automatically like the most pimped
Speaker 1: version of her card that goes right into my deck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and everything after Monk, because look, we've got a Nameline,
Speaker 1: then we have a Typeline, right, Typeline says Monk. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Literally everything else is gravy. So this card freaking good. Okay,
Speaker 1: next card.
Speaker 2: My least favorite art is on the regular card, the
Speaker 2: one that's on the screen right now.
Speaker 1: Oh what have you done?
Speaker 2: Because I went through and I made sure that all
Speaker 2: of the cool ones were on the show because I
Speaker 2: always used to think, Man, I hope that Joe's doing
Speaker 2: this the way that I would like to do it.
Speaker 1: Well, now you have the opportunity. This is why, this
Speaker 1: is why that extra time is important. Okay, So this
Speaker 1: on the screen, if you're watching on YouTube, which should
Speaker 1: be is the ink blot clan background drawing.
Speaker 2: Yes, so it's got like the team or symbol in
Speaker 2: the background, and it's got like the smears of paint
Speaker 2: indicating the colors of the thing.
Speaker 1: Yes. And then it's supposed to be claws right yep, okay,
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 2: It's got like half the card as black. So this
Speaker 2: is Eski Dragon Claw. It's Team aer in one for
Speaker 2: a four to four vigilance trample ward one. So it
Speaker 2: already sounds like a Teamer card. Up at the beginning
Speaker 2: of combat, on your turn, if you've cast both a
Speaker 2: creature and a not creature spell, this turn, draw card.
Speaker 1: To put two plus one plus one counters on her.
Speaker 2: That's our second instance of putting two plus one plus
Speaker 2: one counters on our commander.
Speaker 1: Or the creature man. This card is almost there. She's
Speaker 1: almost there. But it says at the beginning of combat,
Speaker 1: if you've cast both a creature and a non creature,
Speaker 1: so okay, cast two spells, you get the bonus. Cool.
Speaker 1: It fits into like that that cast two things flurry
Speaker 1: ability that they're doing in this set, though it isn't
Speaker 1: that because they specifically want a creature in a non creature, right,
Speaker 1: But it's a fricking triggered ability that triggers at combat,
Speaker 1: not just every second spell you cast whenever you do
Speaker 1: it or whenever you do it. If I had creature
Speaker 1: with flash and non creature on your turn, but it
Speaker 1: says at the beginning of combat on my turn almost there,
Speaker 1: almost frick The only the only like fix or cure
Speaker 1: for that is just stuff every extra combat in there
Speaker 1: that you can, and then you make your guy huge.
Speaker 1: You draw a ton of cards and you just beat
Speaker 1: you just squashed dinks. You turn them into bookmarks.
Speaker 2: So this is the second card in a row that's
Speaker 2: just mash extra combat spells.
Speaker 1: Yes, a great set. I'm pretty sure that's what targ
Speaker 1: Here's about. Why do you like this? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't And it's not because I'm looking so far ahead.
Speaker 1: This is just like, okay, sure, it's another fucking brando.
Speaker 1: It's like if somebody gave you a meat and cheese
Speaker 1: burrito and you said this, I hate it. Would never
Speaker 1: do that. I would never do. I wouldn't would can't
Speaker 1: be done eske dragon claw burrito. Nope, not my thing.
Speaker 1: Ah wow, that green that green Man of symbol. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's like lettuce. Yeah, I'll take it. We think it
Speaker 1: really broccoli, and I really like brocato. Okay, okay, here's
Speaker 1: our second instance of same guy but different. Yes, this
Speaker 1: is another face commander. We should have mentioned, Uh, what's
Speaker 1: her name? That other girl lady is talking about?
Speaker 2: Elsha only has the face commander for the Commander deck.
Speaker 1: I hope that aden.
Speaker 2: All killer, no chiller filler. Miller explains that to us
Speaker 2: in Commander Munchies. I'm curious as to why she doesn't
Speaker 2: have a regular set card where everybody else does.
Speaker 1: Maybe she did, maybe she died. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: She looks kind of like a ghost. Eskie teamers roar,
Speaker 1: Eski teamers roar. I like this art, I like the card.
Speaker 1: I like everything about this.
Speaker 2: So it's a two two for teamer. Yes, whenever you
Speaker 2: cast a creature spell, put a plus on plus one
Speaker 2: counter on a s GG.
Speaker 1: I wonder why you like that.
Speaker 2: If that spells powers for a greater draw card. If
Speaker 2: that spells power is six or greater, she does damage
Speaker 2: equal to her power to each opponent.
Speaker 1: I like this one. Ah, I think it's really close.
Speaker 1: I love that it's cast creature not etb so triggers
Speaker 1: don't cast, right, I like that drop card and you
Speaker 1: can just pound in like the cheapest guys that got
Speaker 1: four to four power toughness and just draw everything I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of, like Eski zero drop artifact and mirror enforcers
Speaker 1: and stuff. Not terrible, not a terrible strategy, right, fill
Speaker 1: it with some walkie bees, some hangy sack walkers, sure,
Speaker 1: and uh, some market sack walkers, yeah, cryptic trilobite sure,
Speaker 1: oh man okay, and and hydras yes, sure. And then
Speaker 1: at least like you're getting your money's worth for how
Speaker 1: much money you're spending. Yeah, and then six or greater
Speaker 1: sq deals power damage equal to her power. Frick frick
Speaker 1: so close, so close. I feel like this she's gonna
Speaker 1: get bigger.
Speaker 2: Like would this be I'm gonna say it shitty Anamar, Yes,
Speaker 2: this is shitamarh Right, it's got to say it's got
Speaker 2: one hundred sent more P and one hundred percent more T.
Speaker 2: I do like those things for the same Man of
Speaker 2: investment encourages you to do essentially the same thing that
Speaker 2: Animar does and then gives you just two different payoffs.
Speaker 1: Which Animar, Yeah, Animar realistically because as you got pro
Speaker 1: White and Pro Black, so you can attack with him
Speaker 1: when he's huge and maybe get in and that is
Speaker 1: definitely a payoff, but it doesn't win you the game immediately.
Speaker 1: Like the payoff that is cost reduction, this just has
Speaker 1: two payoffs that are draw card and you cast probably
Speaker 1: any guy in your deck pretty good or nearly any
Speaker 1: guy in your deck and deal damage equal to Eshki's
Speaker 1: power plus the number of guys you've cast, which actually
Speaker 1: gets really good because at the point in the game
Speaker 1: where you can cast maybe two six power guys, maybe
Speaker 1: they're shitty guys and they just have lots of power,
Speaker 1: or maybe you make actually a lot of manna and
Speaker 1: you chain two or three guys together in a two
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, it's like, oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: deal damage to literally everything damage.
Speaker 2: And sometimes four and then five and then six and
Speaker 2: then seven in a turn is enough to each opponent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, each opponent. So you could maybe just go like, yeah,
Speaker 1: six power guy, six power guy, and then maybe those
Speaker 1: guys have haste, or maybe you've got other guys that
Speaker 1: are like, also, I'll hit you for twelve yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's like twenty four damage to somebody in a turn
Speaker 1: and that's that's payoff. It's not bad. Uh. And I
Speaker 1: love the mano cost that's my favorite manocost. Is it really?
Speaker 1: You got a favorite manocost? Yeah? Man red red four
Speaker 1: I like. I like red blue green straight up. That's
Speaker 1: a that's a friggin meat and cheese brito. Would let
Speaker 1: us gross? Yeah, I hate it. I'm sticking to it.
Speaker 1: That's my story. What about do you like paying black
Speaker 1: white green for stuff? Ah? Nope. Fellow thor dawn of
Speaker 1: the abs and what even is that? What is the
Speaker 1: fell owthor fellow th fello fellow fellow thar that's what
Speaker 1: I'm calling him, fullolth flotha is a three three with trample.
Speaker 1: What that sounds like we're going for some falaffel, some falafel,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna go for some floth man. I love flother.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's maybe he makes that in his hat. He
Speaker 2: takes his little hershey kiss hat off and then he makes.
Speaker 1: Hot pot in it floth. I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: that looks like aliens are invading, but they can't read
Speaker 1: my mind. If I have this hat on, it's a
Speaker 1: tinfoil ab.
Speaker 2: Oh man, it's a three three with trample for Abzen
Speaker 2: whenever it comes into play or attacks. You can sacrifice
Speaker 2: a non land permanent if you do put a plus
Speaker 2: one plus one counter on each creature you control. That
Speaker 2: is shitty bug dude from Goldgary.
Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, what's his name? Frick I can't think of
Speaker 1: his name right now, but Alara plays him. They're yelling
Speaker 1: at us in the nation. They know who this is.
Speaker 1: It's just bad that bug guy. Malik Malik, Malick. No,
Speaker 1: fuck Mazarak. We're the greatest players. Were so good at this.
Speaker 1: Well it isn't it's not the same thing. And this
Speaker 1: guy has white in it. So you could blink this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if I blink this even like one time, it
Speaker 1: gets plus one plus one counter on each fricking guy.
Speaker 2: But you have one less guy. Hey, you have one
Speaker 2: less guy. I have to sacrifice something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you do have to sacrifice non land permanent.
Speaker 1: I could sacrifice anything. I could sacrifice something. That's true.
Speaker 1: You can do that in Mazak too, I could do
Speaker 1: I could sacrifice a clue. Could I could sacrifice a treasure?
Speaker 1: You could? I could sacrifice anything Mazaak.
Speaker 2: You could can't sacrifice that clue to draw card or
Speaker 2: sacrifice that treasure for a man out and get the same.
Speaker 1: In fact, so would I would argue, this is a
Speaker 1: lower powered version of a very very powerful card. Yes
Speaker 1: that I mean.
Speaker 2: Maybe if you really wanted to add white to your
Speaker 2: Mazarak deck to make a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Tokeny, very cool, good idea, yep, But like this, you
Speaker 1: know what this reads to me as and you hit
Speaker 1: it on the head if you wanted to add white
Speaker 1: to your Mazaric deck, I'm gonna suggest the opposite. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, I'm a new player. Me and my dad
Speaker 1: or whatever, go and get a box of tark Here Dragonstorm,
Speaker 1: and I open up a falafel Dawn of the Absen
Speaker 1: and I say, oh, I'm gonna build this token deck.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this thing where I sacrifice and get
Speaker 1: stuff back or I'm gonna blink. And that's what Absen
Speaker 1: is in my mind, because I've got all these tark
Speaker 1: Here cards that facilitate this strategy. Yes cool. Somewhere down
Speaker 1: the road in the future, I discover Mazarik Bug Sacrifice
Speaker 1: guy yep, and I say, oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: all the fucking white out of there. This is what
Speaker 1: I'm doing already except better. And since it's like some
Speaker 1: time later and my collection is grown, I don't need
Speaker 1: all this white token production and white cards that I
Speaker 1: just that I needed because my collection was small. I
Speaker 1: needed sixty cards in my commander deck. Well, now I
Speaker 1: have plenty enough in just green and just black, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do Mazarek. My manna base is going to
Speaker 1: get better because it's going to have less non basics
Speaker 1: that eat to be tapped, and it's going to have
Speaker 1: less chance to screw me over if I just want
Speaker 1: to run basics. So yeah, I could see this being
Speaker 1: a stepping stone to something like Mazarek. You know that's
Speaker 1: that's got to be the right name. I'm scared we're
Speaker 1: going to say the wrong name, and editor Joe's not
Speaker 1: going to put the actual right card on the screen.
Speaker 1: It's Mazak for sure. Definitely is Death Priest. Here's something
Speaker 1: I don't think, yeah it is.
Speaker 2: Here's something that I don't think we've actually mentioned about
Speaker 2: this set in general, and these kinds of sets, when
Speaker 2: you have legends, there are lots and lots of colors.
Speaker 2: I would argue that they're exceptionally good for new players
Speaker 2: because you don't need as It's more difficult than you
Speaker 2: think to build a monocolor deck because there's a certain
Speaker 2: number of cards that you kind of need, and when
Speaker 2: you've got lots of colors to pick from, you have
Speaker 2: lots of options, and you're suddenly you're packs full of
Speaker 2: draft chack actually have a.
Speaker 1: Little bit more play and a little bit more utility.
Speaker 2: So if you wanted to do Mazurik, but like Ryan says,
Speaker 2: you just don't have enough green and black stuff to
Speaker 2: make it go, rather than pumping it full of just
Speaker 2: shitty artifacts that you own, now you can actually play
Speaker 2: well thought out selected cards that apply to your theme
Speaker 2: because you have an extra color. And I do appreciate
Speaker 2: that when I say something shitty Mazarik, it's also easier
Speaker 2: to build Mazarik if you're a new player that just
Speaker 2: wants to get into the strategy.
Speaker 1: I love that take. And you know what, the same
Speaker 1: exact thing can be said of undersupported kindreds and undersupported
Speaker 1: strategies like I talked about on the pre show yesterday.
Speaker 1: I talked about Trufus yep, and I'm playing nearly every
Speaker 1: single Sapralink card in shrufus and some are like not
Speaker 1: very good, some are like they they they rely on kicker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna play that. And then there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of things that just reference tokens in general, yep. And
Speaker 1: then there's still not enough stuff. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put Overwhelming, Yeah, East Master, an Overwhelming Stampede,
Speaker 1: and overrun. Good thing. Those cards are good and they
Speaker 1: work well with tokens. But the point is there's not
Speaker 1: actually enough cards that say the words sapperling on them
Speaker 1: to just build a deck in mono green. Yes, if
Speaker 1: you add in black or you add in white or both,
Speaker 1: there's plenty, But in just green.
Speaker 2: This might actually be kind of a neat sapriling commander,
Speaker 2: now that I'm thinking about it, the author, it could be. Okay, Now,
Speaker 2: let's talk about the card that I actually might put
Speaker 2: in a deck.
Speaker 1: The next Fel author. It's the only one. It's the
Speaker 1: next Falafel. This one is steadfast. Ooh, the steadfast Falafel.
Speaker 1: And this is also better Dorian. Oh.
Speaker 2: I think it even costs the same as Doran. It's
Speaker 2: the same size as Dora, and at zero five it's
Speaker 2: a human warrior instead of a tree folk. It has
Speaker 2: Doran's entire text blocks in each creature you control the
Speaker 2: sience of combat damage equal to its toughness rather than
Speaker 2: its power. And it has two additional lines, one of
Speaker 2: which is creatures you control can attack as though they
Speaker 2: didn't have defenders, so your walls can beat the shit
Speaker 2: out of people. And more importantly, it has three tap
Speaker 2: sack another dude draw cards equal to the sacrifice creature's
Speaker 2: toughness than discard cards equal to its power.
Speaker 1: This is the first card where I said, what in
Speaker 1: the actual ass mother ass Mother of God, That's what
Speaker 1: I said. I said, it is Dorian is literally obsolete
Speaker 1: unless you're building it for tree folk purposes, because even
Speaker 1: the creature type human and warriors are better. Both of
Speaker 1: those are better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's just it's just better in can we say,
Speaker 2: can we actually say on the internet, this is a
Speaker 2: strictly better Doran unless you're doing tree folk.
Speaker 1: Can we say that does Doran cost one less? Doran
Speaker 1: is one less costs one less magic, and he is
Speaker 1: a tree folk shaman, so you're not comparing apples to
Speaker 1: apples because it's strictly unless this and this and this
Speaker 1: conditioner met removes it from the argument of strictly better,
Speaker 1: otherwise the Internet will get mad at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's better, though, it's if you're doing the Dorin
Speaker 2: thing and not the tree folk or shaman thing. You
Speaker 2: should be doing the falafel thing. Yes, and then if
Speaker 2: you're me, you should just ignore the first line and
Speaker 2: the second line and jump right down to sacrifice my
Speaker 2: creature in my dredge deck, to dredge half of my
Speaker 2: library and then dredge it some more.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was gonna say, get that frickin' guy
Speaker 1: from Lorain. That's a two twelve, that's a pay three
Speaker 1: draw ten. Yes, it's pretty good. I love during ten.
Speaker 1: I would love the draw ten.
Speaker 2: I would love to not draw ten and instead put
Speaker 2: twenty from my library into play and then just discard
Speaker 2: all the shit, put all the dredgers back in.
Speaker 1: So good. So I like that one, but for obvious
Speaker 1: scumbag reasons. Yeah, I think if you have Dorian or
Speaker 1: considered a butts matter deck, this is the commander. This
Speaker 1: is the de facto commander for that now, because it
Speaker 1: does the things that you want, and it also does
Speaker 1: the wall thing that who is it? Arcadies Arcadie's the strategist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but of course doesn't have blue like Arcadies has, which.
Speaker 2: Is a thing because there's lots of good walls in blue,
Speaker 2: especially in white and blue.
Speaker 1: Yes, but we do have access to white here. Sorry,
Speaker 1: produced scary. Just punched the microphone and everybody listening at home. Yep, uh,
Speaker 1: we'll try not to do again. Yeah, this card's good. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is a very this is exceptionally good card. I
Speaker 1: expect to run into this card at LGS. Well, because
Speaker 1: it's a pre con. Oh yeah, oh oh, your card's
Speaker 1: gonna be everywhere. Those card lots of places. Yes, this
Speaker 1: card's gonna be everywhere.
Speaker 2: There's gonna be the dragon decks that get built from here.
Speaker 2: And I would argue this one because lots of people
Speaker 2: have those ass damage decks and now there's a reason
Speaker 2: to bust them out again.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: They have E Honda, they have Dora, and they have Arcadies.
Speaker 2: Now they have this other new toy to play with,
Speaker 2: new card to try out.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool. Yes, Now, technically we have not hit the
Speaker 1: most popular legend from the set on E D h
Speaker 1: REC yet, and we also have not hit the most
Speaker 1: popular one from the pre cons either. We haven't hit
Speaker 1: the most popular one yet. Okay, so let's let's keep
Speaker 1: trucking until you want to go next.
Speaker 2: Cotis zip bang Champion ziploc bag Champion.
Speaker 1: Here we go, man, Okay, this is a I'll tell you, Okay,
Speaker 1: tell you something and you know me? I do you
Speaker 1: know that? I say Mono black zombie, best zombie, only
Speaker 1: way I'll play zombies. If I was gonna get get
Speaker 1: my mind changed, I was gonna switch teams. Okay, this
Speaker 1: would be the guy. It wasn't the esper guy from
Speaker 1: last set. No, too easy, okay, and we already bullied
Speaker 1: A definitely didn't mean to do that. We just started
Speaker 1: to make fun of him and he's like, okay, just
Speaker 1: would not reck commend you bully your friends? No, okay,
Speaker 1: cotis ziplock Bag Champion is Saltie.
Speaker 2: Do you think he broke his legs that we'd stop
Speaker 2: picking on him? You think he did it on purpose?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, he broke his leg worse than I did.
Speaker 2: Oh man, he wanted to be just like Ryan so
Speaker 2: that we'd stop bullying him. As if we don't bully Ryan?
Speaker 1: What what a bad place? I got freaking orange hair?
Speaker 1: I'm fucking forever Cotis ziplock Bag Champion, What's he do?
Speaker 1: Zombie Warrior three three? Only once during each of your turns,
Speaker 1: you may cast a creature spell from your graveyard by
Speaker 1: exiling three other cards from your graveyard in addition to
Speaker 1: paying its other costs. I will remind you that's underworld breach. Yes. Also,
Speaker 1: whenever one or more creatures you control uh enter or cast,
Speaker 1: if they're cast from a graveyard, but two plus one
Speaker 1: counters on Cotis. There's another example of put two plus
Speaker 1: counters on this commander. So if I do the Codis thing,
Speaker 1: whatis becomes a five to five. So if like I
Speaker 1: have I don't know an ornithopter in my graveyard, I
Speaker 1: have a five to five for three. Sure, that's okay,
Speaker 1: just hear me out. That's fine. If I fill the
Speaker 1: deck full of Cheerios creatures or one drops, right, I'm
Speaker 1: punching way above my weight class. And I'll have you
Speaker 1: know there's lots of one drop zombies like Crypbreaker and
Speaker 1: grave Crawler and Carrion Feeder. And even if you go
Speaker 1: outside of zombies, I'm just naming zombie because this guy's
Speaker 1: a zombie. Yeah, But then you could go like viscerous
Speaker 1: ere or blood gas that are really good. Blood gas
Speaker 1: would be really good. Yeah. So there's lots of one
Speaker 1: drops that make this guy a five to five for
Speaker 1: four or zero drops like rogugrac and Cobalds and shit
Speaker 1: ornithopters for blocking that you can just recast again. Really
Speaker 1: gives me Mulderrotha vibes in that way, sure, and also
Speaker 1: is a five to five for less than five mana
Speaker 1: Does this just go in Mauldrotha's the colors, right? Yes?
Speaker 2: I play this in the Moldrotha deck. Gives you access
Speaker 2: to an additional creature out of the bin. But I
Speaker 2: guess you have to just like get rid of some
Speaker 2: of your AMMO. But I mean maybe sometimes you.
Speaker 1: Just need two bros. Yes, Mouldrotha players can correct us.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you need two bros. Yes, And sometimes Moldrotha players
Speaker 1: don't really care if they're getting rid of some of
Speaker 1: the cards in their graveyard because they probably have twenty
Speaker 1: or more they have two Manny Anyway, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I think this guy's good. He kind of feels like
Speaker 1: Muldrotha Mini, but for half the manocost right right, Like
Speaker 1: he only is gonna get creatures and only once perturn,
Speaker 1: but Moldrothe's once perturned, but he's half the man and
Speaker 1: half the size until he's bigger. This guy's good.
Speaker 2: So if Moldrotha is like a garbage bag and this
Speaker 2: guy's a ziploc bag.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it works out. It works. That's all a
Speaker 1: matter of volume and perspective, because if you hold a
Speaker 1: garbage bag over your head or you hold a zip,
Speaker 1: this same thing's gonna happen. I was thinking you're gonna say,
Speaker 1: if you hold a garbage bag out really far.
Speaker 2: From you, and then if you hold the ziplock back
Speaker 2: with close your head, they kind of look the same
Speaker 2: size because perspective.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I meant. Okay, we're saying the same thing. Okay, excellent, Yeah,
Speaker 1: very good. Yeah, here's just I'm just talking about suffocating
Speaker 1: with one and you're talking about using it as I.
Speaker 2: See you're talking about sex stuff, and I'm talking about
Speaker 2: like how things look different when.
Speaker 1: They're far away. Oh no, I thought you were talking
Speaker 1: about sex stuff.
Speaker 2: No Oh, I meant really like you hold it far away.
Speaker 2: It's like how the end of my wiener is way
Speaker 2: smaller than the front of my wiener because it's so
Speaker 2: far away from me.
Speaker 1: I definitely thought you were making a pylon joke. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's only only because perspective that's kind of
Speaker 1: a three dimensional world. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. The vanishing
Speaker 1: point on my Wiener is insane anyway. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like when you're playing driving games on N sixty four.
Speaker 1: You can't even see the end of it because there's
Speaker 1: fog and there's loading time. Yeah, oh my god. The
Speaker 1: next cotis uh yeah, this is the next cotus currently
Speaker 1: is the most built commander on edh REC from the
Speaker 1: main set as of right now.
Speaker 2: Now, I actually really liked this one. Yes, I think
Speaker 2: this one's really cool.
Speaker 1: But then I talked myself out of it. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take you. I'm gonna take you for the ride here.
Speaker 1: So two to one for what.
Speaker 2: SALTI and one indestructible Zombie Warrior. Whenever it does combat
Speaker 2: damage to a player, exile the top X of their library,
Speaker 2: where X is the.
Speaker 1: Amount of damage you have dealt.
Speaker 2: You may cast any number of those spells with man
Speaker 2: of value X or less for free.
Speaker 1: Excellent. So it's doing stuff that I like to do,
Speaker 1: where I'm stealing cards from my opponent and playing them
Speaker 1: in this case for free, which I really like. I've
Speaker 1: been working really hard on my rev deck. This is
Speaker 1: kind of the same thing.
Speaker 2: It's along the same lines as a Gaunty or any
Speaker 2: of those other play your opponent's decks decks.
Speaker 1: Here's the issue with it. You want to do maximum.
Speaker 2: Damage with your guy, yes, so you're gonna sneak them
Speaker 2: in to do big damage. Let's say you want to
Speaker 2: genesis wave your opponent for I don't know twenty two.
Speaker 1: What do you get from that? Nothing? Because they're dead? Ah?
Speaker 2: And why you think, but your opponent's dead, Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: but so are you because now you're left with a
Speaker 2: tapped two one and nothing else. Or if you hit
Speaker 2: somebody for fifteen and you like just put all their
Speaker 2: stuff into play, well you can't hit him again.
Speaker 1: You're gonna lose all your stuff. I got a different one.
Speaker 1: I got a different so I just kind of So
Speaker 1: that's how I talked myself out of it. Like I
Speaker 1: was really excited about it, like, O, I'm gonna villin
Speaker 1: his wealth everybody, It's gonna be awesome. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, then I'm swealth would be good with this.
Speaker 1: It's encouraging me to not beat my opponents. And I'm
Speaker 1: not into that. I'm just not into that. Could you
Speaker 1: could you go codis the Fankeeper? Yes, and you go
Speaker 1: no blocks, I go cool hatred for nineteen and then
Speaker 1: you go cool, I'm dead, and then I go, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna mill nineteen and then I'm gonna go exanguinate
Speaker 1: for nineteen, gain all my life back. Well you can't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: Why not because they're dead. Well there's other players, No,
Speaker 2: but they're dead, so all their cards go away. You're
Speaker 2: not milling your stuff, you're milling their stuff.
Speaker 1: So the top X cards of their library. Oh this
Speaker 1: card got way less good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you're getting their stuff. So when they die,
Speaker 2: all of the cool shit that you've got, all the
Speaker 2: hard work you've done, goes away. So the more efficient
Speaker 2: your deck is being, the less you actually get to
Speaker 2: play it.
Speaker 1: And I don't like that. I can see why people
Speaker 1: are excited about it.
Speaker 2: I can't, but I think that once, I think the
Speaker 2: reality of this card is significantly worse than the actual
Speaker 2: practice of it.
Speaker 1: As card sucks. Yeah, oh what even is this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It sucky? Ah.
Speaker 2: And anybody who's ever played a Genesis Wave you ever
Speaker 2: Genesis Way for fucking four.
Speaker 1: That sucks. You want a Genesis Way for twelve, but
Speaker 1: you can only do that? Can I literally six times?
Speaker 1: Can I make them deal combat damage to me? No?
Speaker 1: Can I donate them and then goat them? Like? Come on,
Speaker 1: I want him to hit me? This is sucky. Cast
Speaker 1: any number of spells. Men of excell People aren't gonna
Speaker 1: like playing against this anyways. No, because I'm past, I'm
Speaker 1: casting their stuff. Yeah. That's a cool picture though. Up
Speaker 1: on the screen there like that one. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: his ink blot one. Yeah, I like that. Ah yeah,
Speaker 1: that one. That one. That one jives and it.
Speaker 2: Kind of looks like the symbol sort of looks like
Speaker 2: a butt cheek with a hair coming out of it.
Speaker 1: I think that's funny. That's what I see when I
Speaker 1: look at it. Skip the hair.
Speaker 2: Remember when we used to look at cards without my
Speaker 2: glasses on and I try and describe the art to you.
Speaker 1: Now they're just far now, they're far away, So it's
Speaker 1: basically the same thing. I want this guy to be
Speaker 1: far away. I'm gonna move to the next ca. Okay,
Speaker 1: Narseet Jess skuy Weaymaster is the next one. Okay, cool
Speaker 1: this is three four human monk again for just sky
Speaker 1: straight up. At the beginning of your end step. If
Speaker 1: you discard your you may discard your hand. If you
Speaker 1: do draw cards equal to the number of spells you've
Speaker 1: cast this turn.
Speaker 2: Remember when we talked earlier about hey, look it's another
Speaker 2: spell slinger fucking commander. Here's another spell slinging fucking command.
Speaker 1: This is another one where I said, what the hell
Speaker 1: even is that? Because I just think of going infinite
Speaker 1: with some of the very known and easy two card
Speaker 1: two or three man of infinite jes Ski combosp just
Speaker 1: like you can do in Elsha, just like you can
Speaker 1: do with the other NAR said and say, oh man,
Speaker 1: this is basically draw my whole deck at my at
Speaker 1: my end step, and it's like a draw X in
Speaker 1: my command zone. Yeah, and could I could I go
Speaker 1: infinite during my end step at the beginning of my
Speaker 1: end step I discard my hand. Could I could respond
Speaker 1: to that? Because that's triggered ability, I could do the
Speaker 1: whole thing. And then when the ability like I could
Speaker 1: go infinite whatever dramatic reversal, let's say yeah, and then
Speaker 1: do that like seventy times, draw seventy and then cast
Speaker 1: an instant all during my end step, right, probably because
Speaker 1: this the game is going to check state based effects
Speaker 1: and give everybody priority. After an end of or after
Speaker 1: a beginning of end step ability resolves, people get priority again. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I could do that if I let this resolve
Speaker 1: after comboing and then hold priority.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it wouldn't go on this, it wouldn't
Speaker 2: go on the stack again. But you just you just
Speaker 2: dramatic reversal but do nothing else, and then in your
Speaker 2: end step you draw your whole library and win.
Speaker 1: Yes, but you have to do that probably an instant speed,
Speaker 1: unless you have like a reliquary tower or something or
Speaker 1: a because you're dramatic reversaling to make mana in all
Speaker 1: likelihood and then you would like comet storm or something
Speaker 1: with said mana. Yes that's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: So there you go nar set or fully fair and
Speaker 2: balanced nar set. Finally, Oh yeah, definitely, definitely, you got to.
Speaker 1: You gotta do it at the end step. It's totally fair.
Speaker 2: Nothing says super fun game like a non determinist jes
Speaker 2: sky Storm combo that has to try and draw into
Speaker 2: its win.
Speaker 1: It's my next T shirt idea. Non deterministic combos when
Speaker 1: or something like that, right, And I kind of I
Speaker 1: kind of think this is like a Wheel of Fortune deck,
Speaker 1: because you know how we have like wheel wheel decks.
Speaker 1: But I'm not sure if this is a wheel deck
Speaker 1: or not, or if this is just like a play
Speaker 1: a bunch of ship deck. I think this is to
Speaker 1: play a bunch of ship deck.
Speaker 2: It's it's the storm deck that draws another hand at
Speaker 2: the end and then try to if the turn wasn't
Speaker 2: long enough, they're gonna take two.
Speaker 1: Sure nerriv nerriv and NERIV. We've got two of these,
Speaker 1: uh mar now mar and two four four Spirit Dragon
Speaker 1: Flying Death Touch. This will card's really weird. When it
Speaker 1: enters create two one read Goblin creature tokens and listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. When it attacks, exile a number of cards
Speaker 1: from the top of your library equal to the number
Speaker 1: of differently named tokens you control during any turn you
Speaker 1: attacked with a commander, you may play those cards. Huh.
Speaker 1: It looks like prosh, It reads like prash. It says
Speaker 1: Goblin something like prash, and I'm like, hey, this is prash.
Speaker 1: And then there's a whole bunch of bullshit that it's
Speaker 1: like a whole bunch of Then it reads like comball
Speaker 1: number comeball, I do comball the I think we ranked
Speaker 1: him like the worst pre con commander ever at the time,
Speaker 1: and he's still not very good, and they're just trying
Speaker 1: it again in Mardo. This card is so weird. During
Speaker 1: your turn, any turn you attack for the commander, you
Speaker 1: may play those cards. Is the same paragraph of texts
Speaker 1: as whenever it attacks. Yeah, so it has to attack.
Speaker 1: I can't even like threaten your commander and hit you
Speaker 1: with it and then do the thing. I'm gonna attack
Speaker 1: with my own guy. Yep, and it's differently named tokens.
Speaker 1: This card's weird.
Speaker 2: This is a strange, and it's gonna it's gonna be
Speaker 2: just like Comball. This is a little better because it
Speaker 2: is in the token colors, but replacing Edgar Markov.
Speaker 1: This guy is not. No, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: hell is. I can't play food chain with him either, Nope,
Speaker 1: otherwise I would just play food chain with him. Yep,
Speaker 1: not gonna though. No, not this time, not this time,
Speaker 1: Not this time. And this one doesn't make an increasingly
Speaker 1: increasing number of tokens. No, let's look at the next one,
Speaker 1: because the next nereve is actually good. I guess. Let
Speaker 1: us know in the comments. Is that card good? And
Speaker 1: it's a face commander for a pre con Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what the ass? I actually like newon reeve. I like
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 2: Yes, me too, because I actually play this deck in
Speaker 2: junned I thought of your chair in the all Haste
Speaker 2: guy on the first episode of Sidewalks line.
Speaker 1: You can watch it on YouTube if you like, and
Speaker 1: which you should.
Speaker 2: It's a four or five for four march do in
Speaker 2: one flying Whenever a creature you control that entered the
Speaker 2: battlefield dyll's damage on the turn it came in, it
Speaker 2: does twice that much damage.
Speaker 1: Instead, they like that.
Speaker 2: So instead of attack with haste to make taps treasure token,
Speaker 2: which totally sucks, I can attack with haste do double damage,
Speaker 2: which is very good.
Speaker 1: Yes. I wonder why this guy doesn't have haste himself
Speaker 1: and is like a three five, because then he'd deals
Speaker 1: six and he'd he would like do his own ability.
Speaker 1: He'd lead by example. Ah, right, he's not a very
Speaker 1: good leader.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's a you should put a little business suit
Speaker 2: on him. He can be a CEO of a major company.
Speaker 1: Oh, because he's telling you what to do, not showing
Speaker 1: you how to do it exactly. Ah. Yes, yes, he's
Speaker 1: a boss, not a leader. That's right, that's correct, bossy
Speaker 1: ner Eve, Boss of the Storm. I do like this picture.
Speaker 2: Also, the one that's on the screen I think is
Speaker 2: a little bit more colorful and fun. That's why I
Speaker 2: picked it the actual art. He looks like a storm cloud,
Speaker 2: which is really cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I appreciate that very much. Yeah. Ah, you know
Speaker 1: what my my, uh my criticism of cards like this is.
Speaker 1: I know exactly what the deck is going to be. Yep.
Speaker 1: Mostly it's going to be red creatures with haste. There's
Speaker 1: gonna be some supplemental things in white and black, probably
Speaker 1: your game changers and tutors to find other damage doublers,
Speaker 1: and the biggest things that you have.
Speaker 2: With haste, damage and token doublers are what you're gonna
Speaker 2: find out of red and white, and then black will
Speaker 2: help you find all of those things.
Speaker 1: And off to the race as we go, right, Yes, Roberts,
Speaker 1: your brother, your father's brother. Yes, yeah, correct, this this
Speaker 1: deck is unfortunate. Let's it's it's boring. It's cool. I
Speaker 1: enjoy it, but it's another boring ass commander. It tells
Speaker 1: you exactly what to do. It does one thing, and
Speaker 1: that's it. Uh, constantly upgradeable over time though, truth true,
Speaker 1: more creatures with haste will be printed. Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: deck will get better and better and more and more agro.
Speaker 1: And then in five years from now you're going to
Speaker 1: see some player that's like, I start playing in Tarkia
Speaker 1: dragon Storm and this is my haste most agro deck
Speaker 1: and I love when that kind of thing happens. This
Speaker 1: is the exact kind of card that it's gonna happen with. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Moving on, Sarkin Dragon a simpend Oh he's a dragon
Speaker 1: sim because I've had enough of this guy's shit. He's
Speaker 1: a two to two for two.
Speaker 2: Look at Dragon, show off Dragon, become Dragon, get bigger
Speaker 2: like dragon, attack like dragon.
Speaker 1: That's it, that's what he does. I like this card
Speaker 1: because it's a two drop commander that actually gives you
Speaker 1: a treasure on layaway. So he's kind of like a
Speaker 1: one drop commander sure, and does dragon stuff, specifically, enter
Speaker 1: Dragon enters. Put plus one on Sarkan, Sarkan becomes Dragon,
Speaker 1: gains flying.
Speaker 2: Yes, so that one that extra one manna that you get.
Speaker 2: It's around four on turn two you can play all
Speaker 2: the four drop dragons that are in Mono red. There
Speaker 2: is some, yep, and you're gonna have at least one
Speaker 2: of them in your hand probably ye, And that's gonna
Speaker 2: have to tide you over until you have six and
Speaker 2: then you can start playing one dragon to turn, and
Speaker 2: then Sarcan's gonna be there.
Speaker 1: Also. I like the idea of this little guy Sarkan
Speaker 1: leading a team of dragons, and I like that it's
Speaker 1: mono colored. We don't get very many mono colored legends,
Speaker 1: That's true, we just don't. And when somebody tells me
Speaker 1: this is my mono red dragon deck, secretly in the
Speaker 1: back of my mind because I used to have a
Speaker 1: mono red dragon deck, I say, shit, yeah, hell yeah,
Speaker 1: mono red dragons. Like that's as classic as you can get.
Speaker 1: It's true, so can argue. If I see somebody put
Speaker 1: down a Sarka and say this is my Mono red
Speaker 1: dragon deck, I think I would respect this card more
Speaker 1: if it wasn't Sarkan on the card. Honestly, Oh what
Speaker 1: if it was Sarka's sister?
Speaker 2: Sure sure, if with anybody but this SIMP, I would
Speaker 2: be fine with it. I hit the button Sheico and
Speaker 2: narseets the other Narset.
Speaker 1: We're talking about Narsise. We're gonna talk about the other
Speaker 1: Chico Hereness or do we have three nar sets? No,
Speaker 1: this is just the other.
Speaker 2: They team her up on a uh, this is another
Speaker 2: phase commander.
Speaker 1: They team her up Brando. She's Just Guy. Oh, get
Speaker 1: your shit together. I quit, I quit, I quit, I quit.
Speaker 1: She's a four to four for four. She has Just
Speaker 1: Guy and their Flying Vigilance Flurry, which.
Speaker 2: Does something when you cast your second spell each turn,
Speaker 2: and probably you shouldn't google. Whenever you cast your second
Speaker 2: spell each turn, if that spell targeted something, you copy
Speaker 2: it and can retarget the copy.
Speaker 1: Shit. Yeah, hell yeah, you know my targets are gonna
Speaker 1: target freakin' me, and you know what they're gonna say,
Speaker 1: extra turn We've we've done it. You crack the code.
Speaker 1: Cracked the code again, Like, how how do we do it?
Speaker 1: Time stretch four? Extra turns? Baby, how do we do it?
Speaker 2: That's the third Just Guy card that has been extra
Speaker 2: combats and extra turns.
Speaker 1: I really wish it said put two plus one plus
Speaker 1: counter st shit, this card, we did it, so fuck it.
Speaker 1: We'll move the other. Sheico paragon of the way talking
Speaker 1: about this one.
Speaker 2: But this is we've already talked about everything she's gonna do,
Speaker 2: you know, and and you draw card when you copy
Speaker 2: the deck.
Speaker 1: This feels a lot like when you said this is
Speaker 1: what people are gonna do with Golos and I said, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's value. You can play anything you want. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be gates and mazes end. And now Golos is banned.
Speaker 1: Now Golos is banned. Not that this card is gonna
Speaker 1: get bad. No, that's not what we're saying. We never
Speaker 1: say that. No, that's never There's nothing in here that
Speaker 1: I would argue should be banned. I I or even
Speaker 1: really watched out more. You know what this feels like.
Speaker 1: This feels like when I tell people that I play
Speaker 1: Calimax and they go, oh, yeah, you're just going to
Speaker 1: copy your copy spell and copy something a hundred million
Speaker 1: times and make Calamax huge, And it's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: there's no infinites in here. That's what this feels like.
Speaker 1: That's what you have to do when you're I want
Speaker 1: to target myself with like target player draws two cards
Speaker 1: and then I draw four cards and maybe like when
Speaker 1: whenever you copy a spell, jerk off, and that's like
Speaker 1: your strategy. That's what I want to do. Just some bullshit.
Speaker 1: What are you draw into? Ah? Shut up? See I
Speaker 1: don't know yet. See I don't know yet. And that's
Speaker 1: why nobody not you specifically. But that's why people don't
Speaker 1: believe you. And they say, oh no, I just want
Speaker 1: to draw ten cards. Well what kind of what? I
Speaker 1: don't know what it drawn to underworld breach? Yeah, on
Speaker 1: brain freeze, brain freeze. Probably target myself with brain freeze.
Speaker 1: Copy it. Yeah, right there it is, so we've done
Speaker 1: it again. We're so good at this, I'm gonna hit
Speaker 1: the button, Okay, Chico.
Speaker 2: Paragon of the Way is a four or five flying
Speaker 2: vigilance ghost dragon for Jess Guy and two.
Speaker 1: When it enters Excel exile.
Speaker 2: Target non land card of aunt of value three or
Speaker 2: less from a bin, copy it. Then you can cast
Speaker 2: the copy for free Neat.
Speaker 1: That's like Sun tightened the Dragon. Yeah Dragon Sun Titan. Yes, way,
Speaker 1: this is a fine card. This is Neat. I think
Speaker 1: that Suntitan is a is a better card. But do
Speaker 1: you think so? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, because Suntitan doesn't exile it, so if the thing dies,
Speaker 2: you can get it again.
Speaker 1: Oh you get your same fetch land a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of times. Yes, this gets one thing and exiles it,
Speaker 1: but copies it. Yes, yes, like and you can't get
Speaker 1: land with it. I suppose you can't. This one is
Speaker 1: a flying vigilant version of Sun Titan. A some Titan
Speaker 1: gon vigilance, doesn't he Yes, yeah, uh. The Sun Titan
Speaker 1: comparison is apt I think it's cheaper yet smaller, yet flying.
Speaker 1: But it's got limitations, and it has three colors in it,
Speaker 1: so is it. But it can be your commander, which
Speaker 1: if Suntitan was legendary, nobody would play it. No in
Speaker 1: their command zone. No, whoever's playing Suntitan are gonna play
Speaker 1: it anyways. Yes, this gives you a reason to actually
Speaker 1: play three colors. It pairs nicely with sun titaned because
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna do sun Tighten you if you want
Speaker 1: this in your command zone, you're gonna want something tighten
Speaker 1: in your deck.
Speaker 2: Yes, and they're all doing the same kind of thing,
Speaker 2: Savine's reclamation, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: You're gonna play all low drop this you can get
Speaker 1: with it. You're gonna do lots of cool stuff. This
Speaker 1: is Savine's reclamation on a commander. That's what this is. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't hate that. Is it better than Savine? Frick?
Speaker 1: What does he do? Savine was the was the dude?
Speaker 1: Was he the cycling one? Oh no, he was the
Speaker 1: dock side extortionist commander. That's what he did. Yes, he
Speaker 1: was the pre con from dock side extortionist. Savine is
Speaker 1: prevent all damage it would be dealt to Savine. And
Speaker 1: whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery from your graveyard,
Speaker 1: each turn you copy it and then choose new targets.
Speaker 1: So this is kind of like that. And Jess Guy, yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: this goes in your Savine deck and vice versa. Truth.
Speaker 1: I think that that's all fine. And it is the
Speaker 1: flashback deck which gives you some redundancy with your commander's strategy.
Speaker 1: Maybe you have cast from not your hand, cast from
Speaker 1: graveyard kind of stuff. You probably put it into a
Speaker 1: deck with past in flames and some extra turns and
Speaker 1: combats and underworld breach. Yeah okay, Jes guy, well now
Speaker 1: you know excellent. Okay, this card is fine and I
Speaker 1: would play it. I would play it in my Dragon
Speaker 1: deck if nothing else then to get back my rampant growths. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's exactly what I was gonna say with it.
Speaker 2: You can get back your cultivates and your Kodama's reaches
Speaker 2: and your rampant growths and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: This guy New City. This is Death birth Pod, Deathing Pod. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: Dying Pod. I like Deathing Pod better. Yes, I do too.
Speaker 2: One to three for black one Legendary Creatures, Zombie, Snake, Warlock,
Speaker 2: tap sacket dude with man of Value X. Then you
Speaker 2: can return creature with Man of Value X plus one
Speaker 2: from your bin to the battlefield.
Speaker 1: Frick cool. Why is it going to have a tap
Speaker 1: in there? Why can't I just chain all my guys
Speaker 1: together get bigger every time? Because because that's why. Because bullshit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's exactly why. Sidis Regent of the Meyer, brought
Speaker 1: to you by the letter Bullshit. Let it be for Bolshie.
Speaker 1: You ever heard of Intruder Alarm?
Speaker 2: Yes, I have very good with Intruder Alarm, Solid Magic
Speaker 2: the Gathering card, and I'll bet you you're gonna see
Speaker 2: SIDS and Intruder Alarm and lots of the same decks
Speaker 2: because I think this is an amazing card.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if I like it in the
Speaker 1: command zone. No, And you can't put it in the
Speaker 1: command zone and expect to play intruder alarm. You got
Speaker 1: to play that new black and white and blue zombie
Speaker 1: from Ether Drift, Yes, as your commander, and then you
Speaker 1: can just basically not go infinite but sack get backsack
Speaker 1: at backsack at backsack of back Yep, yeah, very good.
Speaker 1: Climb the ladder with it.
Speaker 2: And this I think that everything that you would say
Speaker 2: about a birthing pod or a birthing pod type card,
Speaker 2: you say about Sidis, oh.
Speaker 1: Fricking it says other than Sidis's. You can't even sacrifice
Speaker 1: her to herself like the original Sidis. You could. She
Speaker 1: had exploit and you just binner immediately to tutor forever
Speaker 1: you want and eat a die trigger, an ETB and
Speaker 1: e TB and a tutor. Pretty good, yes, because you'd
Speaker 1: enter exit. Yeah. And if the thing that you tutor
Speaker 1: for is a graver and get her backer, then you
Speaker 1: get another ETV and another et B and another tutor,
Speaker 1: and then you find your dark confidence, or not your
Speaker 1: dark confident. You find your freaking Gary, your gray merchant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can already find Gary's easy to find frost. Then
Speaker 1: you win, and then somebody cracks a crop rotation and
Speaker 1: exiles your fricking graveyard at instant speed with but jucabog yep,
Speaker 1: not good, or you get fricking ravenous trapped in Commander.
Speaker 1: It's rough, terrible, it's rough, and that happens Sarak sorac elusive.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this card is this card is a
Speaker 1: ninety nine er.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this card will never be at the head of
Speaker 2: a deck ever. And if it is, I mean, good
Speaker 2: on you. But you're doing it for the memes.
Speaker 1: It's you're doing it wrong.
Speaker 2: Four three can't be countered trample for green two. Whatever
Speaker 2: creature you control becomes the target of speller ability, whether
Speaker 2: it's on the stack or not.
Speaker 1: You draw card coo. Yeah, you know what, if it
Speaker 1: said creatures you control can't be countered, the card would
Speaker 1: be better, Yes, and and still wouldn't be a commander,
Speaker 1: but would be better. That freaking says draw card on it,
Speaker 1: and I'm and I'm saying can't be countered is.
Speaker 2: Better, And it doesn't say only triggers wants a turn,
Speaker 2: and it's still just it's better prowling Surpa pod kind
Speaker 2: of except no problems. Probably Surpa Pod says that your
Speaker 2: other creatures can't be counted.
Speaker 1: Correct. Oh, that's good comparison, though it's easier to cast.
Speaker 1: It's true people play prowling super Pod in anamar. But
Speaker 1: there's two drop things that say your creatures can't get countered.
Speaker 1: And this is a three. Yes, though this can't be countered?
Speaker 1: Is that worth it for me? I don't think so. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's just and he's got antlers growing
Speaker 1: out of his chin. Yeah, he's gotta be so stupid.
Speaker 1: He's got a sick beard. What a fuck? Ghost antlers?
Speaker 1: What the hell ghost antlers? Man? I wish I had
Speaker 1: a ghost antler? Where counted? I love cards with snow
Speaker 1: in it. I've come to realize that. Yeah, I fucking
Speaker 1: hate snow. I'm just throwing that out there. I don't
Speaker 1: want any snow in my life ever, except on magic cards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you said, yeah, okay, tie gam Oh man, you're
Speaker 1: gonna love this card. You're gonna freaking love this Can
Speaker 1: I read it? You read it? You read it, and
Speaker 1: you tell me what you think got me to read?
Speaker 1: Or no, I'll read he's a two two for two
Speaker 1: sounds good. He's a Waltrius Cuckoo co chew perfect. That's
Speaker 1: good human monk. I like him already. Yeah, you dig it.
Speaker 1: He got flurry. Whenever you cast your second spell each turn,
Speaker 1: copy it, then exile the spell you cast with four
Speaker 1: time counters on it if it doesn't have suspend against
Speaker 1: the spend time stretch. Fucking infinite turns of time stretch
Speaker 1: because you take four turns and by the time it
Speaker 1: freaking yeah, it's as long as you can cast something
Speaker 1: before time stretch on your fourth turn. I love it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even have white or blue in the freaking manicos.
Speaker 1: Every single just guy command, every single one. Oh no,
Speaker 1: this one's blue. I don't even need those other colors.
Speaker 1: And you know what, just to prove a point. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure that's why they did that Fierce Guardianship online
Speaker 1: as early as Turn one, baby, because I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: mocks Diamond into a freaking island and to tig them.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna get ten
Speaker 1: man after that, But that's Future Ryan's problem. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: I'm gonna time stretch, Uncle Brando forever man, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: time stretch him so hard. The next game, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be taken extra turns because that's how the extra turns
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take. You're never gonna get a turn. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to quit magic.
Speaker 2: I might if they start, if they print another set
Speaker 2: with five infinite turns commanders, I might have to.
Speaker 1: Just say it, really, you can't. You can't five x
Speaker 1: infinite though still infinite. Learn how to do math five
Speaker 1: different ways to do it in the same way. It's ridiculous,
Speaker 1: your low brow don't even play blue guy. I know, right,
Speaker 1: Jesus eyebrows down by his knuckles that are dragging on
Speaker 1: the ground.
Speaker 2: Buy your strangleholds, kids, That's all I can say. Stranglehold,
Speaker 2: avoid mirror.
Speaker 1: That card. Yeah, I was gonna wreck magic. It ruined magic.
Speaker 1: Did you guys, did you a mac talk about that
Speaker 1: when you talked about cards that ruin magic? Frick? We
Speaker 1: didn't frick. Yeah, it didn't ruin it hard enough. I
Speaker 1: didn't ruin it enough. Hey, Yeah, it should be on
Speaker 1: the game changers list. Theresa light Shatter. Even talking about
Speaker 1: magic card tersa tersa tersa, it feels like there's a
Speaker 1: missing letter in there. Three three for three with haste.
Speaker 1: When it enters, discard duped to two cards, then draw
Speaker 1: them many cards. That's pretty cool. Yep.
Speaker 2: Whenever she attacks, if there are seven or more cards
Speaker 2: in your bin, you can exile a card at random
Speaker 2: from your bin and you can play.
Speaker 1: At this turn. That's like the reddest card I've ever seen. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a three three for three with haste yep. And
Speaker 1: then you rummage yep. That's rummage right, correct, rummage times two,
Speaker 1: and then cast something random from your graveyard. Yep. This
Speaker 1: is gonna be like the quintessential chaos commander, Like, why
Speaker 1: would you not play this as your chaos commander. It's
Speaker 1: got lightning on it, it's a wizard, it's got haste,
Speaker 1: it rummages, she's an orc for some reason, and it
Speaker 1: randomizes something. Yeah, this is this is the new chaos commander.
Speaker 2: I kind of do like it, and I would play
Speaker 2: it in decks, but in our meta, in our meta,
Speaker 2: I find that you don't unless you're playing a graveyard strategy.
Speaker 2: Typically you don't really end up with huge graveyards. So
Speaker 2: a lot of the time she probably wouldn't do anything.
Speaker 2: She just maybe drawn two cards, so eh, you know
Speaker 2: that's kind of my my thought on it.
Speaker 1: I'm doing the thing where I talk about like, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's here's the other stuff. You've got a kuon and
Speaker 1: zinder split. These are chaos commanders. Coin flipping. Yeah, you've
Speaker 1: got ersy fortune's flamel zedru the great hearted. That's your
Speaker 1: giving stuff away than draw cards, gained lifeople to ship
Speaker 1: that other people have, the cheers abbing on the despoiler
Speaker 1: and nor in the wary. Those are chaoss commanders. This
Speaker 1: is way more chaos because I can cast stuff for free.
Speaker 1: This is a card advantage engine. That's true. But remember
Speaker 1: you're not casting them for free. I suppose you have
Speaker 1: to pay for them.
Speaker 2: And all those other commanders, with the exception maybe of
Speaker 2: Zi Drew will beat you to death all by themselves.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, yeah, you're right, And that's you're right. You
Speaker 1: can't discount the fact that your commander can actually win
Speaker 1: you a game. Yeah. Speaking of win you the game,
Speaker 1: let's let's let's talk about this guy Taval arbiter of virtue.
Speaker 1: He should be an advisor. If he's gonna arbite, he's
Speaker 1: gonna arbit he's got to be an advisor. It's fair, Yes,
Speaker 1: Spirit Spirit dragonflying lifelink. Spells you cast have delve, which
Speaker 1: means you can remove cards from your graveyard to pay
Speaker 1: the colorless casting costs of your Whenever you cast a spell,
Speaker 1: lose life equal to its man of value. That's freaking weird.
Speaker 1: You'll notice how it's not when you delve a card,
Speaker 1: it's whenever you cast anything. But why, I feel like
Speaker 1: they realized, Oh shit, I looked this guy up too.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, we don't want to do that. Why but why?
Speaker 2: I I don't even if you cast it for free.
Speaker 2: If you use force of will in this, you're sick yourself.
Speaker 2: You sicks yourself.
Speaker 1: Five five? Sorry? Okay, So like do you do you
Speaker 1: exchange life totals with people? You? Obviously you mill yourself. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you obviously mill yourself because spells you control have or
Speaker 1: cast have depth. Right, so everything costs nothing. It costs
Speaker 1: just like one colorless Okay, that's insanely powerful. See Anamar.
Speaker 1: We've talked about animal a couple of times already. Probably
Speaker 1: I don't care if I lose a whole ton of
Speaker 1: life because I could. Here's one. What colors are? What
Speaker 1: color is this fucking guy? Blue? Black? Green? Oh? Not
Speaker 1: white okay, uh mill my whole self. Yep, okay, yep,
Speaker 1: let's say fifty cards in my grave. Sure, I'm going
Speaker 1: to exile fifty cards to pay the casting cost of
Speaker 1: exanguin eight, and then fifty myself. Hell yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: forty thirty nine.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna thirty nine myself but also my opponents, and
Speaker 2: then I'm gonna gain because because your life total goes up.
Speaker 1: And down at the same time, it could be five
Speaker 1: hundred if that's the case, but when you cast it,
Speaker 1: you lose the life. Oh fuck yeah, gotta make sure
Speaker 1: that's right. Okay, ah, so okay, okay, then they've they've
Speaker 1: they've thought about me doing that. Yes, so it's got
Speaker 1: to be thirty nine, and then I'm gonna gain like
Speaker 1: a frickin eighty something eighty seven life eighty whatever life
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: Well, this reminds me of my Sishiro the Anointed Snake
Speaker 2: Hurricane deck, where essentially the point of the deck was
Speaker 2: to make all the manna and then a hurricane, and
Speaker 2: I would win if I had the highest life total
Speaker 2: when I tried to win.
Speaker 1: Yes, and this kind of has given me the same
Speaker 1: energy I actually this gives me the same energy as
Speaker 1: the the mono white Guy from Dominaria, where you switch
Speaker 1: its toughness and your life total tree of something. No,
Speaker 1: but that card goes in this deck Tree of Perdition.
Speaker 1: That's the black one and the other tree. They both
Speaker 1: go on this deck. Sure, the white Guy can't go
Speaker 1: in this deck, but Mirror Universe and the Soul Conduit
Speaker 1: from Neuferrexia or whatever goes in this deck and profane
Speaker 1: transfusion got there, you switch life tote. It's it's a
Speaker 1: mirror Universe. But you get like an xx equal to
Speaker 1: the life total difference.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, so you just play the mirror whatever
Speaker 2: they mean like Magus of the Mirror. Yes, then the
Speaker 2: other mirror.
Speaker 1: So you just chain a whole bunch of shit. Then
Speaker 1: you go Mirror Universe. How much of life five? Take
Speaker 1: six in the air and it's got life link. So
Speaker 1: it's like free manna. This card's good, it's fine. This
Speaker 1: card's gonna fucking kill you. It just doesn't do it.
Speaker 1: It does the opposite of what we say, where it
Speaker 1: doesn't do what it says it does on the card.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play fucking huge, man, I'm gonna play giant
Speaker 2: exagg when it's in huge Genesis waves.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh wait I die when I do that.
Speaker 1: Oh don't care? Oh shit, I don't care.
Speaker 2: So you want to play like more kind of value
Speaker 2: we stuff for cheapers that you can gain that Life.
Speaker 1: Villis broker of Blood. Whenever you lose life, draw them
Speaker 1: many cards yeah oh yeah, and then Platinum Imperium your life,
Speaker 1: Dritle can't change Platinum Angel. Sure, MILLI yourself Platinum Angel
Speaker 1: and just just delve everything away. Yep. Oh this card's good.
Speaker 1: See this. This is the kind of shit that I
Speaker 1: want to build. This is crazy. Continue next one to
Speaker 1: vall the balance skill. I like this art. I don't
Speaker 1: hate this card for four Spirit Dragon with flying for
Speaker 1: salt in one. This is another face Commander yep from
Speaker 1: pre count direct when it attacks Mill three cards, I'm listening.
Speaker 1: Then you may return a land card from your graveyard
Speaker 1: to the battlefield tapped. Sure, get some Modrotha vibes there. Also,
Speaker 1: whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard you but
Speaker 1: too too. Black Zombie Druid creature token. I still don't
Speaker 1: think they should be zombie druids. They should just be zombies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't be zombies. Yeah, I don't think you have
Speaker 1: an occupation when you're a zombie. No, you're not on
Speaker 1: LinkedIn or like no perusin indeed dot com. No, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm doing like a zombie. You just yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't have an occupation, You're just a zombie. I know,
Speaker 1: I feel like a zombie. Yeah, man, this guy's good.
Speaker 1: I think he goes right in the other Taval's deck
Speaker 1: and also gives me Maldratha vibes. He gives me Tormud,
Speaker 1: the desecrated vibes when something leaves your graveyard, and also
Speaker 1: a desecrated tomb. When something leaves your graveyard, you get
Speaker 1: a bat creature.
Speaker 2: She would go in all the Mouldrotha decks and you
Speaker 2: can play it in there. You can bring them back
Speaker 2: from your band, and every time you do the Mouldrotha thing,
Speaker 2: you just get additional value while you're doing it.
Speaker 1: And Tormud and desecrated tomb would go in this deck,
Speaker 1: so you could essentially act as like a token doubler. Yes,
Speaker 1: also you could play doubling season and double those tokens.
Speaker 1: You could play self mill and never have to actually
Speaker 1: care about stuff being in your grave. Verd so it
Speaker 1: can leave. You could do Reanimator shell. You could do
Speaker 1: stuff with Delve where you actually just excel things one
Speaker 1: at a time, like one for every spell you cast,
Speaker 1: so every spell then gets you a two two zombie
Speaker 1: potentially and a one one flying bat. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: This seems like a very synergistic and.
Speaker 2: If you're playing Sir Conrad, it's also another it's also
Speaker 2: a damage. Oh right, Yeah, there's lots of stuff you
Speaker 2: could do.
Speaker 1: With this guy. Yes, you could. You could do like
Speaker 1: a buried alive or an entomb for Sir Conrad and
Speaker 1: then reanimate them thereby giving yourself a two to two
Speaker 1: and then every time you like play Reanimator or Delve,
Speaker 1: Sir Conrad is actually doing the thing, doing the work. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I actually like that. I like that, and that's the
Speaker 1: kind of play that I like that. I would say,
Speaker 1: it's not a zombie deck. It's not three colors one
Speaker 1: of black zombies. Okay, we got a couple more Uriny
Speaker 1: the Unwritten, Oh your reader, the unwritten, man, I like
Speaker 1: this Uriny. You're in Urethra the Unwritten. You're in the
Speaker 1: uneure throat. Because he's a dick. This guy is going
Speaker 1: to cause some big dick problems. Okay, seven seven Spirit
Speaker 1: Dragon Flying Trample team or four seven seven Flying Trample
Speaker 1: for four. Pretty good. It's pretty good. Flamples seven seven
Speaker 1: for seven. That's what I said. You said for four? Sure,
Speaker 1: team are in four when it attacks or enters. Look
Speaker 1: at the top eight cards to your library. That's lots.
Speaker 1: You may put a dragon creature card from among them
Speaker 1: onto the battlefield, put the rest in the bottom in
Speaker 1: a random order. I like that it's not tapped in
Speaker 1: attacking and that you don't have to put it back
Speaker 1: into your fucking hand afterwards. I hate when that happens
Speaker 1: to tease. That's all balls, because now it's never gonna
Speaker 1: come out of my hand ever. This makes This is
Speaker 1: the guy that that made me say, man, I want
Speaker 1: to build a team or dragon deck. And then I said, man,
Speaker 1: I should just build an animal team or dragon deck.
Speaker 1: But I don't want all my decks to feel the same,
Speaker 1: so I might build this guy. That's cool. I like that, Yeah, that,
Speaker 1: And then I can say I get another team or deck,
Speaker 1: favorite color combination. I'm playing this big fuck off dragon.
Speaker 1: It's still a Dragon deck, so it feels very like
Speaker 1: a traditional high fantasy. You missed him. We're on the
Speaker 1: wrong one on the screen. You missed him? Did I
Speaker 1: number them wrong? Oh? I suck? Yep, I suck. I
Speaker 1: missed that one. Definitely suck. Well, I'm terrible. You got
Speaker 1: Rainbow Wings. It's that one. He's the face commander for
Speaker 1: the Teamer pre Con. That one cool. Yes, I might
Speaker 1: build it. I'm not saying I'm gonna buy the pre
Speaker 1: Con though. If I was, I would get it from
Speaker 1: Fusion Gaming Online dot Com save you five percent. No,
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Speaker 1: we're we're using time. We're burning daily. We said we're
Speaker 1: going to do every legend and we meant it. We
Speaker 1: got three more. We do good. You're any of the
Speaker 1: song on ending. It's on the screen. It's been on
Speaker 1: the screen for a while. And you know what you did?
Speaker 1: You did me dirty here? Why is that? Because you
Speaker 1: used the showcase art and I wanted you to use
Speaker 1: the regular art because it got snow in it. Why
Speaker 1: it looks like at the time, it looks like my
Speaker 1: parents like Cabina, but the lake this one looks like
Speaker 1: your parents can argue? Yeah, okay, teamer in five. That's
Speaker 1: eight hole man, that's eight magics. Were creature for that?
Speaker 1: What could you do with eight magics? Win the game?
Speaker 1: I don't used to say it. We're gonna pay eight magic,
Speaker 1: you better win the game. Spirit dragon, protection from white,
Speaker 1: protection from black? What flying? What? It's not flying trample,
Speaker 1: it's not flample, it's flying profu. That's its ability. Okay.
Speaker 1: When it enters, it deals x damage divided as you
Speaker 1: choose among any number of target creatures and or planes
Speaker 1: walker your opponent's control, where x is the number of
Speaker 1: lands you control. So it's gonna enter into eight probably, dang,
Speaker 1: And it's a ten ten And it's a ten ten
Speaker 1: that you can't block because it's got flying and protection
Speaker 1: from white and protection from black. Only green things can.
Speaker 1: I guess Green and Red could block it because you
Speaker 1: have spiders and you have dragons. I was gonna say yeah,
Speaker 1: because Green has so many flyers spiders, they reach reach
Speaker 1: really high. I guess white angels can block it. Now
Speaker 1: they can't. It's a white Nope, you're right, they literally
Speaker 1: can't because they're white. Oh man, Oh blue can block it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if they play sphinxes. Yeah, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna nobody's gonna do that. Nobody. Somebody's gonna not take
Speaker 1: ten and block with their consecrated sphinx. I don't think so, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. No. This card's cool. I love
Speaker 1: the art. I love I love And people.
Speaker 2: Are gonna say, oh, what if they have a bunch
Speaker 2: of bird tokens. It's not gonna have a bunch of
Speaker 2: bird tokens after you already finishes wanting.
Speaker 1: All of them. Yeah, he's just gonna fly over and
Speaker 1: they're gonna be dead. Yes, it's gonna be a massacre. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go again, Zirgo Storm render another one of our
Speaker 1: face guys.
Speaker 2: Mardo for a three three So that's a three three
Speaker 2: for three mobilized one. That means when he attacks, you
Speaker 2: get one red attacking red Warrior creature token. Whenever a
Speaker 2: creature token you control eat shit, we draw card if
Speaker 2: it was attacking.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, each opponent loses a life now very important, sacrifice
Speaker 1: it at the beginning of the next end step. Yes,
Speaker 1: so it's gonna go away anyways. And his second ability says,
Speaker 1: whenever a creature control leaves the battlefield, draw card if
Speaker 1: it was attacking. So if they chump block your little
Speaker 1: shitty one one. You draw card yes or don't, then
Speaker 1: you're gonna won them and you're gonna gain a life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just do one, yeah, or before end of before
Speaker 1: your combat phase ends, you can sacrifice it through nefarious
Speaker 1: means gob the bombardment yeah, or viscerous here something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And you can draw the card even if
Speaker 1: you've attacked, right, and if you're really savvy, like players
Speaker 1: who play reconnaissance, you can go all the way to
Speaker 1: end of combat step within the combat phase, and that
Speaker 1: creature still is attacking even though it's already done. It's
Speaker 1: combat damage yep. So then after they've taken their one
Speaker 1: yep then or there too. If you have annointed procession
Speaker 1: or therefore, if you have annointed procession and a damage doubler,
Speaker 1: because why wouldn't you, of course, then you sacrifice your
Speaker 1: guys and draw two cards pretty good, or you just
Speaker 1: say fuck it, wait till end of turn and you
Speaker 1: dome them. Yeah, yes, do the damage it's fine, yes,
Speaker 1: and it is loss of life, so it's not gonna
Speaker 1: work with the same said damage doubler. So you just
Speaker 1: have to pick and choose wisely, I think that this
Speaker 1: guy and the other zergo go hand in hand. I
Speaker 1: think this is like the typical go wide token strategy
Speaker 1: in red and white, and then you get black to
Speaker 1: sacrifice with correct tonty what you want life loss or
Speaker 1: card draw.
Speaker 2: This is precisely the truth, and I think that they
Speaker 2: I would have switched these if I was honest, I
Speaker 2: would put storm Render in the regular set. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: put Thunder's Decree in the Commander deck, because I think
Speaker 2: that the Thunder's Decree actually kind of gives you something
Speaker 2: a little bit more interesting to do in a Commander deck. Well,
Speaker 2: let's take a look last card two four for three
Speaker 2: mobilized two, So it does the same thing as the
Speaker 2: other one, but twice as good.
Speaker 1: You get two tapped in attacking red Warrior one ones
Speaker 1: at the beginning of your endstep, sacrifice.
Speaker 2: Them during your end step. Warrior tokens you control have
Speaker 2: this token can't be sacrificed.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: So we play our Warrior deck and you can use
Speaker 2: all of those red cards like Heat Shimmer or all
Speaker 2: Mirror March or any of these things that are going
Speaker 2: to make token copies of the warriors that die at
Speaker 2: the end of turn.
Speaker 1: But now you don't have to, because that's not how
Speaker 1: it works, Because and now you can make ten or
Speaker 1: fifteen dudes and just keep them. I don't hate that.
Speaker 1: I like that lots. I like that from a go
Speaker 1: wide standpoint. I like that from a pre con leading standpoint,
Speaker 1: though I haven't in all honesty, I have not looked
Speaker 1: through with a com yet all of the pre con lists,
Speaker 1: and in particular the new cards, like the cards that
Speaker 1: are going to have mobilize and work directly with the commanders.
Speaker 1: Haven't looked at all those yet to know, yes, storm
Speaker 1: Render versus Thunder's decree, which one should be the commander.
Speaker 1: And the same is true for all of the other
Speaker 1: face cards like Caval and Taval and Uni and uh
Speaker 1: RENI yeah, better and better, better and better. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: do know that both of those are better than fucking
Speaker 1: everything else. I do know this. I know that I
Speaker 1: really appreciate the lower power and toughness lower drop commanders,
Speaker 1: that that reward you for being in three colors but
Speaker 1: only cost three colors. Yes, I like the three color
Speaker 1: pips in the manacosts. I think that that's clean. I
Speaker 1: think it's a great way to exemplify abilities on each card,
Speaker 1: Like if we got a white card that had white
Speaker 1: or sorry black and red in its manna or in
Speaker 1: texbox textbox, I don't like that as much. I don't
Speaker 1: like those either. So how many times have people stopped
Speaker 1: me when I'm playing talks Roll? Why are you playing
Speaker 1: blue cards? Well there's a blue pip down here at
Speaker 1: the bottom, and that's why. Oh yeah, exactly, exactly. Don't
Speaker 1: mind that. Man, I'm more pumped than I was before.
Speaker 1: There's meme commanders, the extra turn ones that are gonna
Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, it's Ti gomb turns and it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: put it away. I don't even want to play. You
Speaker 1: just win that game. You can have it, right. And
Speaker 1: then there's chaos commanders like Tersa that I that I
Speaker 1: certainly don't like. Yeah, there's SIDYSI zombies. There's Sarcon dragons
Speaker 1: and those are just the monocolored ones. Yeah. Then there's
Speaker 1: the ones that cost just three colors. There's all the
Speaker 1: teamer ones, there's all of the actual high powered dragons,
Speaker 1: the DELV one, that one is that one still blows
Speaker 1: my mind. I still don't know what to think about
Speaker 1: that card. It of all, it's gonna be good. I
Speaker 1: think we're gonna see some cool shit with people, That's
Speaker 1: what I think. Where are you going to pick them up?
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