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Speaker 1: I'd been looking forward to the trip for months, not

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because it was somewhere exotic, not because it was expensive,

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quite the opposite. It was just three days in the

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woods with my husband, no work emails, no phones buzzing

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every ten seconds, no responsibilities beyond keeping a campfire alive

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and remembering where we'd left the coffee at forty three.

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That sounded better than any luxury vacation. The drive took

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nearly four hours. By the time we reached the camp site.

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We'd listen to half a dozen old playlists, argued about

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directions twice, and stopped at a roadside diner that looked

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like it hadn't been updated since the Reagan administration. It

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was perfect, or at least it would have been. Please

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tell me they're not staying here, my husband muttered. I

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followed his gaze. Two tents had already been pitched near

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our reserved site. A pair of girls were sitting in

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folding chairs beside a portable speaker that was blasting music

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loud enough to scare wild life into neighboring counties. They

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couldn't have been more than eighteen or nineteen. One had

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bright pink streaks in her hair. The other was wearing

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an oversized hoodie despite the heat. Both looked up as

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we pulled in. Neither moved, neither smiled. One simply raised

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an energy drink in our direction. I sighed, so much

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for peace and quiet. My husband chuckled, maybe they're just

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passing through. Five minutes later, one of them dropped an

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empty soda can directly onto the ground. Maybe not. The

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afternoon didn't improve much. Every time we tried to relax,

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one of them seemed determined to create a new annoyance.

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They shouted conversations across the clearing instead of walking ten

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feet closer. They played music than videos, than music again.

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At one point, they somehow managed to kick a football

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directly through our campsite. The pink haired girl jogged over

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to retrieve it. Sorry, she called, She didn't sound sorry.

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The two of them spent the rest of the afternoon

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wandering around the campground like they owned the place. My

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husband and I exchanged several long suffering looks, the kind

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married people develop after years together. Entire conversations conducted without words.

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You see in this yep. Think they'll leave. Nope, we're doomed,

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definitely doomed. By dinner, we'd started finding the whole thing funny.

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What else could we do? We cooked burgers over the

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camp stove while the girls argued loudly about a boyfriend

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neither of them seemed particularly interested in. As the sun

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began to sink behind the trees, the campsite slowly grew quieter.

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For the first time all day, the girls seemed to

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run out of energy. The music stopped, the shouting stopped.

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One of them actually wandered over while we were packing

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away our cooking gear. Hey, I looked up. It was

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the pink haired one. She suddenly seemed much younger, standing

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there than she'd appeared all afternoon, less intimidating, more awkward. Sorry,

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if we've been kind of loud. I glanced at my husband.

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He raised an eyebrow. The girl laughed nervously. Okay, really loud,

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just a little, I said. She grinned. We don't usually camp.

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That explains a lot. Yeah, for a moment, she just

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stood there. Then she nodded toward her friend anyway. Sorry.

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To my surprise, she actually sounded sincere. After that things

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settled down. The girls disappeared back to their campsite. My

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husband and I sat beside the fire, watching sparks drift

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upward into the darkening sky. The woods felt completely different

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at night. The noise of the day faded away. Crickets

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took over, branches creaked softly overhead. The world slowed down.

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This is what I wanted, I said. My husband stretched

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his legs toward the fire. Minus the teenagers, definitely minus

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the teenagers. We sat in comfortable silence, the kind that's

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only possible after years together. Eventually, the fire burned low,

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the temperature dropped. The girls had vanished into their tent.

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The camp site was finally quiet. My husband stood and yawned.

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Tomorrow we'll find a hiking trail and spend the whole

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day away from here. Sounds good. We zipped ourselves into

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our tent and settled into our sleeping bags. The fabric

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walls glowed faintly silver beneath the moonlight. Outside. The woods

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whispered with distant sounds. Inside, everything felt warm and peaceful.

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My husband was asleep within minutes, typical. I lay awake

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a little longer, listening to the wind moving through the trees.

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Eventually I drifted off too. Hours later, something woke me.

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At first, I wasn't sure what it was. I blinked

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into the darkness. Beside me, my husband snored softly. The

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camp site was silent. Then I heard it again, whispering,

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followed by a burst of muffled giggling. My eyes opened fully.

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The sound was coming from just outside the tent. The

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tent zipper was too loud in the quiet dark. A

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metallic raspied curse later. Right then, only the sound of

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my own breath mattered, shallow and fast, because standing just

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outside the mesh screen were two girls who definitely hadn't

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been there when I'd crawled into my sleeping bag three

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hours ago, giggling whispering. One of them pressed a palm

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flat against the nylon, and the tent wall bowed inward

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like a lung filling with air. I squinted the moonlight,

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caught the edge of a lip gloss tube, the glint

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of a belly chain, and then the shorter one, the

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one with the sharp little chin and the sleep must bangs,

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leaned forward and unzipped the screen. Herself. Hey, missus, camping lady,

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she said. Her voice was a sticky, theatrical whisper. We're

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like horny, we need cock, Can we like share your husband?

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My jaw went slack. The air tasted of pine and

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cheap body spray. I opened my mouth to say something, no,

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what the hell, go back to your tent, You've been

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a pain in our ass all day, But the words

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never made it out because the taller one, the one

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who'd been blasting music on her phone speaker while we

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set up our stove, grabbed the hem of her oversized

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sleep shirt and tugged it up. The shorter one did

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the same. For a long, stupid second, I just stared

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at the fabric bunching under their armpits, the way the

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cotton peeled away from skin. Then I saw them two

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sets of tits, young and pale and tipped with the

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kind of pink that exists only in nail polished names

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hip bones, sharp enough to cast shadows. The tall one

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had a small tattoo of a crescent moon just above

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her left thigh, and the shorter one's belly button was

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pierced with a silver barbell that caught the light and winked.

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Their bodies were lean and smooth and utterly devastatingly there,

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my mind did a complete silent reboot the annoyance ide

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felt all day, the way they'd trampled through our camp site,

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the way they'd shouted across the clearing about some boyfriend

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back home, The way my husband and I had exchanged.

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That look of exhausted, middle aged surrender evaporated. Something else

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took its place, something hot and curious and utterly irresponsible.

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I looked at the two girls. I looked at the tent,

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where my husband was still snoring softly. I looked back

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at the girls. Fuck it, I said, surprising myself, Get

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in here. They scrambled through the opening like giggling ferrets,

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all elbows and knees and that same sticky whisper. The

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tent warmed instantly, filled with the scent of strawberry lip

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gloss and whatever vanilla sented lotion they'd slathered on each other.

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I zipped the mesh shut behind them, aware of my

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own heartbeat thudding in my throat. My husband woke up

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the way I'd never seen him wake up before, with

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a wet, eager mouth sealed around his cock. The shorter

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girl had slithered into his sleeping bag like a snake,

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and when he opened his eyes, all he could see

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was the top of her head, head bobbing. The taller

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girl was kissing his balls, her tongue tracing lazy circles

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while her friend's cheeks hollowed and filled. I watched from

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the side, my own hand moving to my chest, fingers

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pressing hard against my sternum because the sight of two

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teenage mouths work in my husband's cock in tandem was

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doing something to my spinal column. What the he started

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voice rough with sleep, Go with it, I said. My

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voice came out lower than I'd expected, a smoke roughened

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purr that didn't sound like me. He blinked up at me,

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eyes wide, and then the shorter girl did something with

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her tongue that made his head fall back against the

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rolled up fleece we'd been using as a pillow. A

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sound escaped him, a half grown, half question that nobody

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bothered to answer her. The taller girl pulled off his

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balls with a wet pop and looked at me, her

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lips shining. He tastes so good, missus camping lady. I

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didn't correct her. I just crawled closer. The next hour

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unspooled in a fever dream of skin and sound. The

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shorter girl climbed on top of him, first sinking down

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onto his cock with a shameless little gasp that made

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her belly ring shiver. The taller girl and I didn't

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even discuss it. We just each took a tit, one

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on either side, and sucked. My tongue circled a nipple

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exactly as the girl on top started to roll her hips,

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and the way her moan vibrated through the breast I

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held felt like a secret I just learned. She came fast,

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a series of high, startled cries that she muffled against

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my husband's shoulder. The taller girl swea swopped places with

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her without a word, swinging a long leg over his

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hips and taking him in with a satisfied sigh. The

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shorter girl, still trembling, crawled over to me and kissed

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my mouth, her tongue still tasting faintly of my husband's

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pre comb. I kissed her back, one hand cupping the

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back of her neck, while the girl on top began

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to ride with a slow, theatrical grind that made my

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husband's knuckles go white on the sleeping bag. When the

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second girl's breathing turned ragged and her rhythm stuttered, I

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pulled my mouth away from the kiss and whispered my turn.

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They both looked at me with identical expressions of dazed,

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horny reverence. I straddled my husband, facing away reverse cowgirl,

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my knees sinking into the puffy nylon of the sleeping bag.

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His cock was slick and warm and achingly hard when

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I guided it inside me, and I felt my own

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body stretch around him with a familiarity that was suddenly

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shockingly new. The angle pressed him deep right against that

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spot that made my vision go briefly starry. Then the

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girls got to work. I felt two tongues, not one.

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One traced the rim of my asshole with a delicate,

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exploratory flick, and the other lapped at the spot where

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my husband's cock was splitting me open. They traded places

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as if they'd rehearsed it, their tongues tangling with each other,

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their mouths meeting and parting right there against my most

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private skin. The wet, hungry sounds they made, the slurps

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and sighs, and the occasional breathless giggle, were the most

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obscene thing I'd ever heard. My husband's hands gripped my hips.

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He was watching. I knew he was watching because his

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fingers dug in harder every time one of the girls

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moaned into my ass You see that I panted. You

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see those two little bitches eating your wife's asshole while

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you're inside me. He couldn't answer, his hips bucked up,

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and the groan that tore out of him was answer enough.

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The pressure built without warning, a hot, bright knot of

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sensation that started at the base of my spine and

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radiated outward. One of the girls, the tall one, I think,

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because her tongue was longer, slipped the tip of her

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tongue inside me just a fraction, and the feeling of

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that tiny, wet intrusion, combined with the fullness of my

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husband's cock, was a one two punch that stole my breath.

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My orgasm was a silenceant, full body clench, a squeezing

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of every muscle that left me arching my back and

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gripping my own thighs. And then my husband stiffened. I

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felt the pulse of his release deep inside me, a hot,

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rhythmic flood that triggered its own aftershocks. He cried out

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a single broken syllable, and I felt him spasm and

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empty himself into me. I pulled off him slowly every

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inch of withdrawal, a sharp, sweet ache. The girls were

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already there, waiting, their faces upturned. I leaned back on

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my elbows, spread my thighs, and watched as cum began

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to trickle out of me, a thick white rivulet. Two

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tongues caught it. The shorter girl lapped from the bottom up,

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the taller one from the top down, and they met

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in the middle, their mouths pressing together in a cum

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slick kiss that they share right there in the v

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of my open legs. The sound was wet and satisfied

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and utterly shameless. I smiled down at them, my chest

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still heaving, my husband's hand finding mine in the dark.

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Best camping trip ever, I said. I hoped you enjoyed

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