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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.

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Speaker 2: I'm Chris and I died recently and my eternal punishment

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is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell.

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And I'm joined as always by the brother of Satan Clayton.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Chris, Hey, how's it going, dude?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it looks like.

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Speaker 1: The hair hair.

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Speaker 3: Well, I've been taking a couple of art classes lately,

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and yeah, I'm getting pretty good at it, don't you think.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think of this What do

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you think of this world?

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Speaker 2: It's in crowns, that's right.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's the only medium I have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I could do oil, but it keeps catching

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on fire because we're in Hell and oil it's flammable.

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Speaker 1: Crowns.

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Speaker 2: It's just kind of just the melted so it's just

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kind of like a waxy goo that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's almost like fingerpaint. And it keeps getting stuck

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on my fingernails. They're very, very long fingernails. I don't

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know if you can see them, but yeah, but you know,

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I'm I'm doing what I can, all right, Yeah, don't

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blame the artists, blame the tools.

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Speaker 1: Is that that's not a saying. I don't know what

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I'm saying all right, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, someone's to blame for this. It's definitely blame worthy.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is this is a this is a portrait

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of you, Chris. Okay, notice that your head is cut

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off in it. That's pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I got that from that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna hang it on the refrigerator.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 2: Is there any particular reason why you are going into art?

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Speaker 1: You know, I just I just want to express myself.

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You know, a new year, new me, new hobbies.

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Speaker 3: So you know, I'm just really getting into this whole

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expression thing. And you know, because I'm going down this

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whole like art thing, I decided to bring on a

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famous person in the art realm for the show today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Who's that?

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Speaker 3: Well you might know her from such famous paintings as

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the Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 1: It's it's the Mona Lisa. Come on in. Welcome.

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, hello everybody?

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Speaker 2: You choo choo hello?

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Speaker 1: Oh you kissed both of my cheeks? What is that?

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I don't know what that is?

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Speaker 4: Yes, in Italy we kissed both the cheeks every time

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we say hello goodbye?

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Speaker 1: Do I have to do that to Chris? Now? Do

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I have to kiss both of his cheeks.

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Speaker 5: Yes, the man kissed the man.

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Speaker 4: The women kiss the women, and everybody kiss everybody.

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Speaker 1: I see, Chris, come here, let me kiss you. Okay,

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don't don't stop. No, you're using tongue. I don't want to.

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Speaker 5: You don't have to be so intimate with each other.

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Speaker 4: And it's more quickly, like you say goodbye and then

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you're done.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that was That was Chris. That was all Chris.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I just wanted I just went for it.

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Speaker 1: You know, you linger too long, he did.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So for listeners at home, Mona Lisa looks almost translucent,

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like ghostly, like flickering.

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Speaker 1: On and off.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of a weird effect.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Shall we call you Mona or Lisa or Mona Lisa

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or I like to.

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Speaker 5: Be referred to as the Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 2: The Mona Lisa. She preferred the the Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 5: Yes, the Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it can only be one Highlander and Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 4: There is only one Mona Lisa, and it is me.

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And if anybody says they're Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 1: Then they are live see mercy. So Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 3: You know a lot of people up on Earth you're

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you're a big deal up there, So tell us, I mean,

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how did this whole thing happen? What was it that

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started the whole thing with da Vinci coming to you

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to paint you?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Well, actually I was very sought after as a model

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that during this time because I actually did something very

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revolutionary which other models weren't doing. I would smile in

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my pictures and the other models did not smile. So

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I was the first to do this. So everybody wanted

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to paint me. O.

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Speaker 2: Wow, So you revolutionized the art world by smiling.

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Speaker 5: Yes, because before me, no one smiling pictures.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you see portraits before mine, no

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one ever smiled.

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Speaker 5: So I am before to do it and make everyone

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want me.

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Speaker 3: Everybody looked like they were kind of just in pain,

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you know, before they were just kind of like pouting.

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Speaker 1: It looked sad.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it was very sad time when we lived, but

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you know, every time sad, I think.

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Speaker 2: So, what that was like the fifteen hundreds roundabout.

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Speaker 4: Yes, the early early fifteen hundreds when he painted me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so how did you get in touch with each other?

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Speaker 4: Well, he had heard about me through the grapevine, which

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is the vineyard where everyone goes talking the grapes, and

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he was stomping on some grapes with another artist, Michelangelo,

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and Michelangelo tell him how beautiful my smile is. You know.

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One thing led to another and then he tweeted towards

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me to ask if he can paints.

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Speaker 1: He tweeted Twitter.

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Speaker 5: Yes, he tweets towards me. He sent the carryer pigeon

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to ask me, Oh, yes, okay, he can't paint me.

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Speaker 1: What was his payment in return?

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Speaker 3: You just he just reached out to you, slid into

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your DMS and was like, hey, yes.

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Speaker 4: So he promised me that he paid me in lots

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of outings because da Vinci was very famous.

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Speaker 5: At this time.

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Speaker 4: Uh huh, and I was just coming into my prominence

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as a model. So he said that I could go

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around to all the events with him and that was

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the payment. So yes, we got many outings together. We

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want in the boat. We went to Maezzia Dnis on

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the boat.

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Speaker 5: Uh. In Milan, we go out in the piazza.

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Speaker 4: We wait to everybody, you know, we we just be

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seen by everybody.

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Speaker 1: So you were just paid by exposure.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like exposure, yes.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, all right, Well you might have gotten a

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bad end of the deal, especially since that painting is

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practically priceless now.

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Speaker 4: But I know, I mean everyone talked about him, but

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everybody also talked about me, so I did most exposed honestly.

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Speaker 1: So that's true. Yeah, I mean yours you were You

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must have been sitting there for quite some time. Well

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he painted you.

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Speaker 3: I mean, how long was that process? And was your

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smile that it didn't hurt holding that smile the whole time?

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, you have no idea how lazy Davin

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she is.

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Speaker 5: He takes so long to pant.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 6: He took ten years to paint. What ten years? I

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sit there for ten years? Huh, doing my smile, my

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famous smile. I think if I smiled too much, I

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lose it. You know, I'm wasting a smile on Da

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Vinch because he's so lazy. It takes so long to bank.

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Speaker 2: Is that why it's kind of like a half smile,

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because it was just like pretty tiring and holding that

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post for so long.

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Speaker 5: Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 4: He didn't capture the breath of my smile, but you

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know he felt a little bit of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just just just a hint, just a just a peak.

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Speaker 3: Otherwise, I mean you'd be big, full toothy grin and

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yeh man, your cheeks would just be on fire, right right.

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Speaker 5: It's being a model is so high.

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Speaker 4: Anyone who is not a muddle just doesn't understand how

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hard it is.

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Speaker 1: They just don't get it. Yeah, they just don't get it,

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do it?

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Speaker 5: They don't get it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get it. You wouldn't, No, no,

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I definitely wouldn't. So after the painting, you know, I

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guess he was one of the world's most famous artists. Like,

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how did that change your life?

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Speaker 5: DaVinci?

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Speaker 4: Originally he wanted to paint me in the Last Supper,

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and so I said, okay, sure, I smile for you.

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I pretend, Oh we are happy here Jesus the Last Supper. Yeah, yeah,

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Jesus whatever. But then I come to see the final

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painting and I'm not there, and you can imagine my

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shock at the time because I'm the biggest model and

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he takes me out of the Last Supper with Jesus,

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the biggest celebrity. I am cut out, and you know,

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I see the painting. It was a total sausage fest.

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It was all men and there's not one woman in there,

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and if there is, she looks like a man.

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Speaker 5: She's not beautiful like me.

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Speaker 4: And so I just, you know, I didn't want to

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be in not painting anyway. Then I was really angry,

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so I said, well, you need to make it up

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to me and painted just me in my own painting.

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So this is when we start the portraits. After this,

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he keeps saying every day, Oh, mona, Lisa, I want

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to capture your soul. I want to capture your soul

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in the painting. So I'm just thinking, you know, this

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is the artsy Partsi David, she talking out of his

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ass about how he wants to capture my soul blah

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blah blah, and I'm like, just put me in front

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of the people so I can be famous. Anyway, he

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actually trapped my soul inside of the painting. So this

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is where my soul haunts the Louver because I'm actually

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trapped in there. I mean, I can exit when i want,

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but I'm still partly trapped on earth.

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Speaker 3: Oh so, so like whenever people go to the Louver

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and they think that like they're kind of you're they're

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being watched.

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Speaker 1: Like your eyes follow them wherever they go. It's because

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you're actually there, is coming and out.

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Speaker 7: You know, when I'm bored here in Hell, I go

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to the louver because like, when I'm in the Louverra,

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it's like, uh huh, there's so many people from all

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over the world, but there are a.

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Speaker 4: Lot of people who speak French, and French everybody says

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the French is so sexy. I think Italian is the

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most sexy language.

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Speaker 1: See.

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Speaker 5: But sometimes I get.

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Speaker 4: Bored in Hell because I had to learn English and

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Hell because there's so many Americans here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, loads makes sense.

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Speaker 4: But then when I come to the Louverra, I can

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hear some other languages. So it's just whenever I get bored.

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Speaker 2: Did you find out that your soul was captured in

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this painting when you died?

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Speaker 5: Yes, sir, I didn't know before.

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Speaker 4: But then when I die, I realized that I can

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go from the lover to Hell. And that is why

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I maybe my audio sound a little weird, because.

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Speaker 5: I am, you know, half here, half there. You know,

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I'm all over the place.

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Speaker 4: I was a bit angry with Da Vinci because first

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of all, he very slow to paint me, and then

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a second of all, he's still my soul.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be kind of mad about that too.

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What did he have to say?

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Speaker 5: Well, I confront him as soon as I get here

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to hell.

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Speaker 4: But of course, you know, he's like pretend that he's

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old then senile, like he doesn't remember me.

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Speaker 5: He's like, who are you? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure I don't remember who you are. I'm like,

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it's me and Mona Lisa. I made you famous.

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Speaker 5: And you know, he just pretends like he doesn't know

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why I am, but I know he knows.

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Speaker 2: So you've just been trapped in this painting for like

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the last five hundred years. What all have you seen?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 2: I mean that painting has been everywhere, right.

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Speaker 1: Think at one point it got like stolen there a

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couple of times.

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Speaker 4: Right, Yes, it was stolen. It was attacked. People try

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to throw a ball at me, yes, and that's why

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they have to keep me behind the thick glass so

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I don't get destroyed. You know, I've seen the most

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disgusting displays of humanity in the lub, you know, just

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tourists with their bubble gum chewing so loudly in my face.

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Speaker 5: And a cameras fanny pass fanny pass and then their

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flashes from the camera self sticks. Oh yes, and they

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were free floves.

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Speaker 3: Disgusting at a loof at the loover man, So sorry

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from the little have you been in any other places

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around the world? Have you traveled much as a painting?

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Speaker 4: You know, there was a very very dark time for

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my painting when it was in Napoleon's castle and I

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was there with him.

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Speaker 5: He's disgusting by the way.

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Speaker 4: He is such a mess. He doesn't clean up after himself.

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He thinks he had like, how do you call it

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a big dig energy? Honestly, it's it's nothing even close

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to that. He's a big bait.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean we know the guy personally and

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he's can't confirm, you know, but you witnessed some real

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terrors while you were stuck in his bedroom.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, you have no idea it was.

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Speaker 2: It was a maybe you've been painted with your eyes closed? Maybe?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so I did not have to see that.

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Speaker 3: So outside of the painting, have you have you been

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displayed in any other art mediums, you know, like like

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sculptures or anything like that.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I have been a sculpture.

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Speaker 4: It was when I was a little bit younger, and

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I have also been in many people's imaginations as a

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work of art.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.

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Speaker 2: I mean you're this famous model and Napoleon had you

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in his own personal pleasure. I mean, who's been the

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worst person who's like kept your painting?

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Speaker 5: Oh, definitely.

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Speaker 4: There was a time during World War two and Mussolini

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took my painting, Oh, stole me from the museum, and

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he tried to give me to himself, and he would

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talk to me like I could hear him because my painting,

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you know, my soul is there, so it's like I'm

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looking at everybody all the time. Yeah, he was the

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worst person who was my painting.

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Speaker 1: I would not want to kiss his cheeks. No, no, yeah,

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he can kiss my cheeks, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: Yes, kiss your ass?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, right, thank you. Yes.

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Speaker 3: You know that time that that little lady tried to

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repaint that painting of Jesus and then made him look

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kind of like that monkey in a jacket. Yes, you

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were like, do you ever talk to Jesus about that?

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That's that was pretty funny.

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Speaker 5: I wish that I could talk to Jesus, but he's

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a mother.

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Speaker 4: Really around that much in hell because you know, I

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think he's always hanging out with his dad upstairs, and

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you know, I think Jesus like thinks he's better than

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us now.

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Speaker 5: But you know, he was one of the models.

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Speaker 4: You know, so many paintings of him, and you're so famous,

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so you think he would want to hang out with us,

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But he's kind of like too cool for us now.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of like the Jake Paul of painting subject influencers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because yeah, yeah, it seems like everyone's painting Jesus

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all the time. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I didn't really think about how big his modeling career was. Yes, yeah,

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So after.

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Speaker 2: The Mona, Lisa, what was your I mean, what's your

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next big gig? Would you say?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, the life of an artist is so unpredictable.

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You know, I got this gig, like this cruise gig.

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You never heard of them, you might know after so

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do cruise gig? They sing things like that. So mine

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was that I was the sculpture of the lady on

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the front of the ship.

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Speaker 5: So yes, they sculpted me, you know, while this ship

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is moving. So I was on this ship for.

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Speaker 4: A very long time pausing for the sculpture they gave me.

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Speaker 5: The per diems. They gave me the meals and everything.

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There were rats on the ship. It was you know,

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it wasn't the best accommodations.

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Speaker 4: But if you talk to any artists who work on

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the cruise, you know, they probably say.

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Speaker 5: The same thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean it's I guess you got you know,

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to travel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. See the world I did. Whatever happened

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to that ship? Oh it's a thank Oh okay, sorry,

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sorry about that.

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Speaker 4: No, it's okay. I wasn't on it. I wasn't on it,

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but you know, my sculpture was. But honestly, it was

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a very like dark time being on that ship, and

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I wasn't. I didn't have the best figure because I

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kept eating from the chocolate fountain.

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Speaker 5: So I'm glad that it's sank with the ship.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so somewhere out there in the ocean, your face

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is just covered with molluscs and seaweed and yes.

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Speaker 1: You know, yeah got it. That's weird. All right.

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Speaker 3: So let's talk about the hit Julia Roberts movie Mona.

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Speaker 1: Lisa Smile, what are your thoughts on that?

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Speaker 2: That's what everyone wants to hear about three film Mona

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Lisa smile.

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Speaker 4: Well, this is what you have to know, is that

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I don't watch any of this propaganda that is named

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after me. Mona Lisa is Mona Lisa that I don't

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watch that because that is not me. So I have

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not even seen that movie because when it come out,

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I was furious that.

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Speaker 5: They even exists. Julia Roberts could never play me. She

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is not a modeled like me.

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Speaker 4: She is actress, which is, you know, basically lower than dog.

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So you know, I'm just like, how could you cast

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her as me?

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Speaker 2: Well, if it helps, I don't know if anyone actually

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saw that movie, So you're good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on there.

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Speaker 3: I'm on the idea page. What happened to Julius Styles

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and Magigilla? How's the dance where she go?

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Speaker 5: They were all in this movie Mona Lisa's smile.

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Speaker 4: All these actresses who are lower than dog were in

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this movie.

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Speaker 5: Mona Lisa smile.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It makes you guys like spit sometimes in your culture, right,

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like at the grounds if something upsets you.

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Speaker 1: Is that is that appropriate?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I spit in the faces of many men?

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Speaker 1: Can you demonstrate on Chris, Well.

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Speaker 4: You have to do something that either make me very mad,

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break my heart, or make me very passionate, and then

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I spit in his face, or he can insult my cooking.

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Speaker 2: Man, you're cooking tastes like uh, like dente? Is that

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what it's called.

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Speaker 4: As dente is a good thing? As dent, it means

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that it's tootsums. It's a little bit chewy.

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Speaker 5: This is very cold. I'm sorry, but you weren't mean enough.

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Speaker 4: If you want to insult me in Italian, you have

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to be yelling at first of.

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Speaker 5: All, everybody yells and it would be very mean.

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Speaker 3: Come on, Chris right, must have some curga. I think

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your pasta is all too floppy. Huh what do you

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think about that?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Oh wow, that was It's been storing that one

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up for a while.

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Speaker 5: That was a pig lookie, yes, I kept it in

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my reserves.

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Speaker 1: Good lord. That's why your cheeks are so big? Is

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they're just full a spit.

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Speaker 3: Like a lama. So actually, this is kind of awkward

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time to bring this up. I don't know if you remember,

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but this isn't our first time.

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Speaker 5: Meeting, and I'm not sure what you mean.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe about four years ago I visited

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The Lover Louver. I visited the Lover and I don't know,

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made my way to the front of the big crowd.

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Me and you took a selfie together. Do you remember

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seeing like a white dude who's like in his late

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twenties with like brown hair.

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Speaker 4: I see many I do it in the late twenties

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with brown hair, and you know you are blending. Honestly,

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you should take it personally though, because if you were special,

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I would remember you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, then were welcome, well noted at least, it's kind

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of I'm kind of unclear and it's not in my files.

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Speaker 1: How did you die?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 1: What what brought you down here to hell? Exactly?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 4: That is a very personal question, but I do not

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mind answering for you.

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Speaker 5: I actually died.

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Speaker 4: Of the plague, which is like so common of me

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to do just a basic plague.

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Speaker 5: Death, just like everybody else.

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Speaker 4: But yes, I died from the book Bonic Plague.

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Speaker 1: Well, what was that like? Going through that whole experien perien?

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It's like, what was what was the world?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what was the plague?

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Speaker 4: Like the plague was you know, to be honest that

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there wasn't much to do once you got it, you

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knew it and you were basically going to die.

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Speaker 5: So, uh, I just lie.

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Speaker 4: Down on my hay bed made of hay because they

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say that if you sleep amongst the animals that.

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Speaker 5: You will die faster.

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Speaker 4: And I just wanted to die faster and get it

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all okay.

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Speaker 2: So, so's fun? Was there a lot of people dying

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at the plague?

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Speaker 1: Then how did you catch the plague?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 4: I actually think that I got the play from one

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of my stalkers, many many stalkers.

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Speaker 5: So you know, I walked down the street of.

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Speaker 4: Milone and there are people everywhere, you know, want to

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take the selfie with me, you know, so that I

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have to sit there for you know, an hour while

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somebody paying those And I think it was my fault

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because I was too nice to them.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 4: I should have kept my distance, maybe speak on them

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or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So is there a particular reason why you're in hell?

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Speaker 5: Oh, there is such a good reason why I'm in Hell.

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I actually I.

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Speaker 1: Joked off, what what?

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Speaker 5: I jumped off once and now I'm.

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Speaker 1: Here just once?

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Speaker 5: Just once, yes, yes, and just one time. And they

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decided I go to Hell.

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Speaker 1: For this because you know, damn, is there like a

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language barrier? Things? That mean something else in your culture?

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Did we really bring you down for just that?

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Speaker 5: No, No, it's because I touched myself.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I back then. Yeah it must have been

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geez wow, sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: I haven't like, like way down deep in hell. Then

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I had to take that to the review board. That's

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I'm so sorry. So I guess since you've been in Hell,

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I mean, what have you been up to?

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Speaker 2: You're still modeling?

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 4: I only model for people who are really really nice

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to me about my cooking. So if they taste my

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cooking and they like it, I will let them paint me.

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But it's suit the part time now, because you know,

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I'm my soul is very busy going back and forth

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from the Louver to Hell. And I visit Da Vinci

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every day to spit in his face. So you know

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that is on the agenda every morning. Not much cooking, modeling, relaxing, spitting, speeding.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I'm a bit of an artist myself.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw my work here on

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the table, But can I can I draw you?

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Speaker 1: May I pay you?

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Speaker 4: From what I've seen of your work? It is abstract?

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Speaker 5: This correct? Abstract?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so as.

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Speaker 4: Long as it is the als to look bad like that,

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then you can do me. But if you are trying

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to do naturalism, then.

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Speaker 1: No, okay, well unclear, Hey Chris, what I guess? I

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don't know. I was she offended me.

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Speaker 3: But I don't want to spit on the Mona Lisa's face,

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so I'm just gonna spit on you instead.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so this works.

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Speaker 3: So it sounds like you're, you know, pretty busy, you know,

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doing the various things. Do you have any other like

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collaborations coming up that we should like keep our eyes

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open for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, any new projects?

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Speaker 5: Yes, so I did.

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Speaker 4: I receive a few new tweets and they tell me

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that they want me to model for them from donatell

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Lomico Angelo and Raphael.

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Speaker 1: What that doesn't it the Naja turtles that the other ones.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what this means Ninja.

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Speaker 4: I assume that they are the same Donate Lomico, Angelo

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and Ral you.

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Speaker 3: Know, Ninja turtle or not. You should definitely bring pizza.

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I think that they would appreciate that.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I make my pizza.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like a fun group. Yeah, either way, a bunch

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of party dudes. Yes, they like to buy what is

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the craziest. I guess party you've been to, as you know,

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down in Hell with some of these artists or up

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on Earth. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Well, Actually, something that I like to do is when

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the louver is closed that night, sometimes they have these

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private parties with very famous people, the actors and the

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madels and the singers. And this party is just so

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fun because I can meet other famous people who are

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on my level.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is Ben Stiller or Rob Williams or Ricky Gervais

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ever there?

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Speaker 5: Yes, old have been there.

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Speaker 4: They're so fun to talk to. Ben Steeler. Oh, he's

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my favorite. I love all his movies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Tous reference Chris. Okay, you thought

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that you slip that under the radar. I caught it.

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I caught it. I see you hold on, Chris. Yeah,

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this is what you get. It's actually not a bad movie. Wow.

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Speaker 3: Well, monal Lisa, it sounds like you have a super

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busy schedule, so thank you for stopping by for our listeners.

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You can find us at Morning from Hell or at

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hal Clayton sixty nine.

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Speaker 2: On Twitter, Instagram, TikTok.

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Speaker 3: Right, you know all all the social media's modal Lisa,

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speaking of working our listeners.

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Speaker 1: Find you at the louver.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's a that's a really good Twitter handle.

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I didn't surprise you caught that.

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Speaker 5: No, No, just at oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, physically at the physically at the lover.

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Speaker 3: Yes, all right, Lisa Chris, you don't get kisses, all right,

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Hail Clayton.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, thanks for listening to another episode of Good

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Morning from Hell. I'd like to thank our guest Maria

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Dakotis for being on. Maria, thank you for joining us.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for having me. I had so much fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So for listeners, where can they find more of you?

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And what have you been up to?

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Speaker 4: So my social media and my Instagram and my Twitter

551
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are just at Maria dakotas my first and last name,

552
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so it's pretty easy. And yeah, right now, I'm still

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kind of, you know, isolated like everyone else. So I've

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just been working on some comedy videos that I put online.

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Speaker 2: So if you don't follow her on social media, you

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actually used should because she's some.

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Speaker 1: Of the best some of the best stuff.

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Speaker 3: It's also stuff that probably you've seen before, because I

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feel like you've gone viral several times maybe, yeah, but.

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Speaker 1: Not viral in the bad way. Viral and the like.

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People are seeing your content. I should clarify these trying times. Yes,

