Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. Let's launch with one Nita's rent. Y' allready, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: here comes one Nita's rant on the Minnesota goodbye.
Speaker 2: Hey it's hot day. So this week's rent is about
Speaker 2: how the hell does my body know? My brain know
Speaker 2: that I'm by the bathroom. So here's what I mean.
Speaker 2: So I'll literally go to the store. And I knew
Speaker 2: that I had to use the bathroom prior, but it's like, it's.
Speaker 3: Not that bad. I can hold it.
Speaker 2: So I go to the store, walk around, do shopping whatever,
Speaker 2: and I still don't feel like I have to go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Put myself in the car, get in the car, drive home.
Speaker 2: As soon as my fucking tires hits the driveway, it's like,
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, my brain is like, what bathroom's here?
Speaker 3: How the hell does it do that? I went an
Speaker 3: hour with nothing feeling anything.
Speaker 2: Now, all of a sudden, as soon as I get home,
Speaker 2: if I don't get up them steps in less than
Speaker 2: one point seven seconds, there's gonna be a flood.
Speaker 3: How the hell does the body do that? I just
Speaker 3: don't understand.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 3: Let me walk around the store for a fucking hour
Speaker 3: and did do nothing.
Speaker 5: Fucking hour a.
Speaker 2: Sudden, I can't even get a bag out of the
Speaker 2: truck because I gotta get the hell out and run
Speaker 2: up the goddamn stairs.
Speaker 3: God, that shit pisses me off. Well that's my red
Speaker 3: for this. Love you guys, bye, very personal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is definitely something that the closer you get
Speaker 1: to home, the more urgent the need is.
Speaker 5: You're so by the time you're.
Speaker 1: Pulling into the driveway or pulling to the curve up
Speaker 1: in front of your house, you are ready to blow.
Speaker 1: I mean you are, and you are like the minute
Speaker 1: you get into the bathroom, whether it's number one or
Speaker 1: number two, you could not have lasted another second. No,
Speaker 1: you're not another second.
Speaker 4: The second you're like pulling your pants down and you
Speaker 4: already feel yourself like I'm about I'm peeing.
Speaker 6: I am peeing, and gravity's gonna take it.
Speaker 1: I've got about a twenty two minute ride home back
Speaker 1: to chan happening, and most days I'm like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't really have to pee, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: be pulling into the dry way. Got to go really bad,
Speaker 1: So I always try to pee before I leave. A
Speaker 1: friend of mine, Debbie, I married her and her husband
Speaker 1: Joe shout out. She told me their grandmother once said,
Speaker 1: never miss an opportunity to go to the bathroom. So
Speaker 1: if you're at Cariboo and you know, you've been working
Speaker 1: on your laptop and writing your novel and you're at
Speaker 1: Cariboo and you're done and you got to go home,
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, it's a fifteen minute ride home,
Speaker 1: use the bathroom at Cariboo. You never use, never miss
Speaker 1: an opportunity to pee. And I think that's really good advice.
Speaker 1: So I've kind of kept that in mind.
Speaker 4: I thought, doesn't it isn't it science somewhere that they say,
Speaker 4: like you should only be using the bathroom if you
Speaker 4: have to, versus.
Speaker 1: Probably yes, just going like oh for your bladder, that
Speaker 1: whole chrishany netty thing, which it's bladder walls, beauteral walls.
Speaker 6: You're bladder walls.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think it also has to do with like conditioning too,
Speaker 7: Like if you're telling yourself you need to pee a lot,
Speaker 7: then you're going to start thinking you need to pee
Speaker 7: even if you don't. And I think we run a
Speaker 7: study one time on the show few years where it's like,
Speaker 7: if you're not peeing for at least eighteen seconds at
Speaker 7: a time, you're going too soon, So I honestly start start.
Speaker 7: I'm counting pretty often when I pee to be like
Speaker 7: did I really need to go right now? Or did
Speaker 7: I just think I needed to go and I could
Speaker 7: have held it, because I always get up in the
Speaker 7: middle of the night and go to the bathroom, and
Speaker 7: those are the main times I'll count, and I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 7: that was ten seconds.
Speaker 8: I probably didn't need to do this, you.
Speaker 6: Know, I didn't need to be here right now.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you get up in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night to pee. Do you drink water before? Are
Speaker 1: you hydrating like right up until bedtime or what?
Speaker 8: No? Not usually, honestly.
Speaker 7: I mean I drink water throughout the day, but not
Speaker 7: I try to stay away from drinking it too much
Speaker 7: before bed, like a couple hours before.
Speaker 8: But I don't know, it's it's very hot and cold.
Speaker 7: With me, it's I'm telling you, it's like a condition
Speaker 7: thing for me because after like a longer campra van
Speaker 7: trip that I did, I didn't get up in the
Speaker 7: middle of the night to pee because it's just it
Speaker 7: was a different situation. Don't have access to a bathroom, whatever,
Speaker 7: and then for like the week after that, I also
Speaker 7: came home and didn't get up in the middle of
Speaker 7: the night in Peach. So I think there's some weird
Speaker 7: conditioning in my head. And I also I just struggle
Speaker 7: to sleep no matter what, because I think I will
Speaker 7: always feel like I'm not gonna wake up on time
Speaker 7: for work. So I think there's like some anxiety in
Speaker 7: my brain that like, I wake up in.
Speaker 8: The middle of the night no matter what.
Speaker 6: Just in case.
Speaker 7: Yes, but on weekends I can sleep a little bit
Speaker 7: better through the night. So then when I wake up,
Speaker 7: I think like, oh, I must need to pee, and
Speaker 7: that's why I'm awake, and then I have to go
Speaker 7: to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I've noticed that if I got a pee in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night, it's one of two ways. I
Speaker 1: either got to go right now, or it's not really
Speaker 1: that urgent, it's more just annoying. Yeah, because I found
Speaker 1: that I would get up to pee, it's hard to
Speaker 1: get back to sleep. Almost all the time I'm up
Speaker 1: for another forty five minutes.
Speaker 6: After really yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 5: Almost all the time, I sleep so good.
Speaker 4: I feel hashtag blessed because I could get up go pee.
Speaker 4: Literally laid back down, close my eyes and I'm sleeping well.
Speaker 1: Isn't funny how some nights you like, you sleep so
Speaker 1: well and like the last week, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the secret is, but I've been sleeping like the dead
Speaker 1: nice And I know. My alarm clock goes off at
Speaker 1: four fifteen and I reach up and hit the button,
Speaker 1: the snooze button, and I go back to sleep within
Speaker 1: eight seconds I mean seconds. Yeah, And other times I'll
Speaker 1: hit this snooze button and I was like, well, might
Speaker 1: as well get up because I'm not going back to sleep.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that never happens to me. I will always fall
Speaker 6: asleep the seal and I hit snooze always. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you take a nap in the afternoon, which a
Speaker 1: lot of the times sleep.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I sometimes do.
Speaker 4: But even so, like taking a nap, that's really hard
Speaker 4: to wake up from a nap unless I have somewhere
Speaker 4: I need to be.
Speaker 6: Like at a certain time, waking up from a nap.
Speaker 4: Is so difficult where I'll be like, well, I'll just
Speaker 4: set my alarm and I'll hit snooze, and i'll hit
Speaker 4: snoos and I'll hit snooze and I'll just open up
Speaker 4: my alarm and then set it for half an hour
Speaker 4: from now, and I'll just do that like twice entirely
Speaker 4: and just go from having a thirty minute nap to
Speaker 4: like an hour and thirty minute nap.
Speaker 1: I take a nap pretty much every day, and I've
Speaker 1: made this the dumb mistake because I don't want to
Speaker 1: sleep too long, so sleep for like an hour or
Speaker 1: maybe an hour and fifteen minutes. Any longer than that's
Speaker 1: going to mess up my sleep for the night. So
Speaker 1: I've done the last, you know, a couple of times
Speaker 1: in the last few weeks where I'll say I want
Speaker 1: to get up at three forty five pm and I
Speaker 1: wake up and it's four fifty.
Speaker 5: What happened? Oh?
Speaker 1: I set it for three forty five aay, So be careful,
Speaker 1: all right. Next one, this is an interesting question from Tina.
Speaker 1: She says, what is Susan's cookie recipe and frosting recipe
Speaker 1: that she used to make her Easter cookies. She did
Speaker 1: a great job. The cookies looked like they were made
Speaker 1: by a professional baker. Have a great day. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I will find that for you and
Speaker 1: I'll send it to you. But if you go back
Speaker 1: to my Weekend in five pictures either on Dave Ryanshow
Speaker 1: dot com under the Dave tab or if you look,
Speaker 1: I think they're still up there, are they? Or do
Speaker 1: they disappear because they're a story?
Speaker 8: No, if it was a story, then it disappeared.
Speaker 5: Okay, I know that. But was it a story or
Speaker 5: was it a post? You know?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, then go on Dave Ryanshow dot com under
Speaker 1: the Dave tab look at my weekend in five photos.
Speaker 1: And Susan made these just beautiful, beautifully bright Easter cookies.
Speaker 1: They really did look professional. I will say that didn't
Speaker 1: come overnight to her. That she's been working on that
Speaker 1: with the cookie dough recipe is really generic. They're you're
Speaker 1: basically your store bought tasting sugar cookies that I don't
Speaker 1: really like.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it looks so smooth.
Speaker 7: I'm looking at this photo right now, Like the frosting
Speaker 7: looks so smooth, and that's something that takes time to
Speaker 7: massake it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's worked out it really hard. It didn't
Speaker 1: come overnight. So I can send that to you, Tina
Speaker 1: and let you give a shot to go look at
Speaker 1: those cookies. Okay, next one, this is from Kristin, big
Speaker 1: supporter of the show. Hello, my favorite crew. Kristen back
Speaker 1: with another random question. What was your favorite school lunch?
Speaker 1: For me, it was definitely the French toasticks or the nachos,
Speaker 1: but I always had to leave the fullest chip until
Speaker 1: the end. All right, thanks guys from Kristen. Okay, for me,
Speaker 1: it was either Hamburgers okay because Hamburgers was Friday, and
Speaker 1: then pizza because the school, believe it or not, made
Speaker 1: pretty fucking legitimate pizza for a school lunch. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I was always surprised how much they gave us because
Speaker 1: it was about half the size of a sheet of
Speaker 1: like printer paper. So if you look at a piece
Speaker 1: of printer paper, they gave us a piece of pizza
Speaker 1: that was about half the size that big and it
Speaker 1: was square, is is Yeah, But then you know you'd
Speaker 1: get over here and everybody can picture the school lunch tray.
Speaker 1: The main entree in the front right over here was
Speaker 1: I think a round.
Speaker 6: One yours is upside down.
Speaker 5: Okay, and I could. I'm gonna look it up here school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got the big main one that was a rectangle,
Speaker 4: the circle next to it, and then the three smaller rectangles.
Speaker 1: Body, Okay, you're right, Okay, So this is what I'm seeing,
Speaker 1: and this is probably pretty standard. It is the big entree,
Speaker 1: one in the right square, one on the front left,
Speaker 1: behind that on the back left was a square, the
Speaker 1: middle square, and then the around one on the back left.
Speaker 1: But everybody's going to be a little bit different experience.
Speaker 5: I'm back, right.
Speaker 4: I mean, so, I remember specifically having popcorn chicken that
Speaker 4: was delicious, and they would serve it with mashed potatoes,
Speaker 4: so you could dip your popcorn chicken with mashed potatoes.
Speaker 6: Ohh, delicious, so good.
Speaker 7: I almost always did cold lunch, so I didn't eat
Speaker 7: a lot of hot lunch. So the only thing I can
Speaker 7: really remember is probably the pizza was my favorite.
Speaker 6: I lived on hot lunch. Hot lunch for every man.
Speaker 8: It was dope you guys always, or at least Dave.
Speaker 7: You've said this before that you had you were rich
Speaker 7: if you could bring your own lunch, but you took
Speaker 7: hot lunch if you didn't have as much money. But
Speaker 7: it was the opposite for me, like we were poor
Speaker 7: and so we always had cold lunch. It was more
Speaker 7: money to be able to take the hot lunch.
Speaker 1: I don't remember I did. I was split kind of evenly.
Speaker 1: I would bring a bag lunch or a lunch box,
Speaker 1: and then sometimes I'd get hot lunch. But it's very
Speaker 1: affordable back then. Isn't it free for every kid in Minnesota?
Speaker 1: Isn't hot? Isn't lunch free for every kid.
Speaker 6: 's at Actually? Yeah, I think that's a new thing.
Speaker 4: I mean my mom, I mean, I wasn't like a
Speaker 4: rich person, but my mom was like, I'm a single mom.
Speaker 4: I have no time to make you lunch, so I'm
Speaker 4: going to give you the money for hot lunch. And
Speaker 4: so that was like the one thing that we had
Speaker 4: was hot lunch, so she didn't have to make anything.
Speaker 1: Now, the cool thing was you get to middle school,
Speaker 1: junior high, and then it was all a cart if
Speaker 1: I remember right now. In elementary school it was a tray.
Speaker 1: You didn't have any options. But in middle school you
Speaker 1: had a cafeteria line. You'd be like, oh, I'll get
Speaker 1: the burger, which was always like an oatmeal burger, not
Speaker 1: real meat. Oh like some of it was real yeah, strange, No,
Speaker 1: it might have been a thing. It was made half
Speaker 1: with oatme I and half with beef. And then you'd
Speaker 1: have the crinkle cut fries. You could maybe do a
Speaker 1: hot dog. Then they had a rack of chips at
Speaker 1: the end, in a rack of like junk food cakes. Ye,
Speaker 1: like ding dongs and zingers and.
Speaker 5: Shit like that.
Speaker 6: Yuh.
Speaker 4: But the cart line, yeah, I did the Oli cart line,
Speaker 4: so oh delicious.
Speaker 1: I'm a school school lunches. Top ten school lunches. Let's see.
Speaker 1: We looked here to see if there was a list
Speaker 1: of top ten school lunches in America. Okay, here we
Speaker 1: go in case you're curious. I am curious now, and
Speaker 1: let's see. Uh No, these are dumb. These are in
Speaker 1: each Okay, these are by school district, like Berkeley Unified
Speaker 1: School District in Berkeley, count of Flora. Burlington School District
Speaker 1: in Vermont has number six because it's salads and healthy.
Speaker 1: That's fucking boring.
Speaker 6: Hot ham and cheese. I forgot about hot ham and cheese.
Speaker 6: That is so good, delicious.
Speaker 1: I remember in Alison's school, she went to Chasca High School.
Speaker 1: She graduated in twenty ten, and we did several events
Speaker 1: over there in the cafeteria, and I remember they had
Speaker 1: like a taco bell in the Chaska High School lunch room.
Speaker 6: If I remember right fancy.
Speaker 1: So in other words, is like they didn't cook it there,
Speaker 1: but Taco Bell would bring by like a steam tray
Speaker 1: of burritos and tacos and things like that. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then I think the school or parents said I don't
Speaker 1: want that shit in my kid's school, so they had
Speaker 1: to take it out. Now, if you go to Chaska
Speaker 1: or if you know about this, let me know if
Speaker 1: I'm accurate. But I think they used to serve fast
Speaker 1: food shit in regular high.
Speaker 6: School and now they've gotten rid of like all of that.
Speaker 4: Like the high school that I work at side gig,
Speaker 4: they don't even have they have vending machines, but they
Speaker 4: don't serve soda.
Speaker 6: In vending machines.
Speaker 4: You can get milk really yeah, they have like different
Speaker 4: varieties of milk that you can get or like a
Speaker 4: protein kind of shake milk sort of thing. And you
Speaker 4: cannot use the vending machines until after school hours.
Speaker 1: Okay, because they want pop machines. When I was a
Speaker 1: kid in our school, now pop to me, we called
Speaker 1: it pop and here they call it more soda. But
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. And I remember they
Speaker 1: had pop machines and I was like after school and
Speaker 1: an activity. And I think you're right, Bailey. You could
Speaker 1: only get them after school. And I remember a kid
Speaker 1: pop was a luxury to me. It was always a treat.
Speaker 1: And so there was a kid, kind of a tertiary
Speaker 1: friend of mine, not a really good friend. And he
Speaker 1: got a root beer out of the pop machine. Oh dang,
Speaker 1: a root beer come. And I don't remember if I
Speaker 1: asked for a sip or he offered me a sip.
Speaker 1: But as he offered me a sip, he pulled the
Speaker 1: can away from his mouth and a big long string
Speaker 1: of spit, big long string of spit snapped back onto
Speaker 1: the can and he was like, do you want a
Speaker 1: sip kibbler?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh, that's okay, I'm good.
Speaker 6: I'll pass.
Speaker 1: Anyway. That is going to do it. A little short
Speaker 1: on emails today for the Minnesota goodbye. So unless you
Speaker 1: have something, Ginny, anything you want to add, anything on
Speaker 1: your mind?
Speaker 3: Mmmm?
Speaker 7: No, except for I think I got scammed a little
Speaker 7: bit on Facebook Marketplace yesterday buying something.
Speaker 8: You said that, Yeah, a little bit bummed.
Speaker 7: I just bought this cabinet and they had had the
Speaker 7: shelving pulled out of it when they gave it to me,
Speaker 7: and then I went to put the shelving in last
Speaker 7: night when I got home, and the shelves like don't
Speaker 7: fit in the slot that they're supposed to do.
Speaker 1: And I can't figure out. You explained it and you
Speaker 1: showed me pictures, and I can't figure out why they
Speaker 1: would not have all the parts to the cabinet, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, why would they.
Speaker 8: I don't think it that they didn't have the parts.
Speaker 8: I think that.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's an Ikea cabinet, and I and we
Speaker 7: all know how difficult it is to put Ikea furniture together,
Speaker 7: is it. It's super difficult, And so I just think
Speaker 7: that something is not tight enough because it has the
Speaker 7: pieces for the shelf to fit, it just isn't tight enough.
Speaker 7: There's too much space between like each side of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, if I hope you get to work that out,
Speaker 1: because that does suck.
Speaker 5: All right, what do you got?
Speaker 1: Send an email to Ryan's show at KTWB dot com
Speaker 1: and we'll get you on the next Minnesota.
Speaker 5: Goodbye,