Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike, Benny and Rowe
Speaker 1: and Lee Robertson. It's just a stud that they've gone
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Speaker 1: I'm Mike Benning Row and with me today is a
Speaker 1: person who isn't the same without his wheat to Bix,
Speaker 1: it's Lee Robertson. I don't have respects, which is why
Speaker 1: he's not the same without it.
Speaker 2: When I do have respects, I enjoy puying a little
Speaker 2: bit of money on it and some almonds.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, Bogie, I know how exciting. And we've
Speaker 1: all we can all sleep so much better with that.
Speaker 1: So part of your breakfast recommendations, what have you got
Speaker 1: for us this week?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm bringing a story about a photograph of a
Speaker 2: celebrities bling pairing.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm also bring you a celebrity endorsed yeast product, and
Speaker 2: we're going to be going on a little treasure hunt.
Speaker 1: Okayas and then Leil will be showing us something he
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Speaker 2: and the Boss.
Speaker 1: I've got yeasty vaginal discharge in my head as a phrase.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why you love spiders, don't you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have some in your house, don't you.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm not entering into this discussion again that where
Speaker 2: you get very aggressive about saying that you don't know
Speaker 2: in your but I know I do.
Speaker 1: But that's fine, temperate, Okay. Well, this is a story
Speaker 1: about the Brazilian wandering spider.
Speaker 2: The Brazilian wandering spider. For where does it wander around Brazil?
Speaker 1: Bogner It looks to holiday.
Speaker 2: Well, it might, it might have got a bit of
Speaker 2: wander lost, and it might pack its little suitcase.
Speaker 1: And it's a little suitcase. Eight suitcases. Eight suitcases need
Speaker 1: one for each leg, Like, what do you need as
Speaker 1: a spider depends where you're wondering anyway, Well, this is
Speaker 1: an interesting thing that if you if it spites you,
Speaker 1: it has a slight reaction within your body. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: what do you think that reaction could be?
Speaker 2: Does it give you a massive boner?
Speaker 1: Does for four hours get a stugging direction for four hours? Natural?
Speaker 1: Bigre Okay? So yeah, it discovered that the venom gave
Speaker 1: mice an erection that lasted for hours. Tony mice bonus?
Speaker 1: What do I do with it? Now?
Speaker 2: It's been three hours and I want to eat some
Speaker 2: cheese and I can't.
Speaker 1: Cuss my nubs in the way. Wow. Yeah, they said
Speaker 1: it was fascinating and terrifying at the same time.
Speaker 2: What to watch the mice with? With little mice boners?
Speaker 2: They are those scientists, aren't they? Well, what can we
Speaker 2: do today? And we've got nothing to do? I know,
Speaker 2: let's inject some spider venom into mice and see how
Speaker 2: hard to get Ooh.
Speaker 1: No, tweezers, you hate that.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you hate that.
Speaker 2: I just hate it.
Speaker 1: I'm just dancing in dix in Man. So I thought
Speaker 1: about remedies and natural remedies and stuff. Well, it's not
Speaker 1: really natural, is it.
Speaker 2: I mean a pin pee. It's not naturally having a
Speaker 2: spider bite your cock, is it? Well, I don't have
Speaker 2: to bite your cock anywhere. If I agree, don't rub
Speaker 2: it on your date. You take it right?
Speaker 1: I thought it was topical. It is topical because we're
Speaker 1: talking about this topic. Okay, right, No, not thought. Then.
Speaker 2: I don't understand all the purpose of it. I don't
Speaker 2: understand the reasoning behind it.
Speaker 1: The reasoning behind it, all the purpose are two.
Speaker 2: Different things, all of it. I don't get it. Why
Speaker 2: if are going to turn it into like a different
Speaker 2: kind of vigor? That is right, But my hamsters do
Speaker 2: they get a piece of the action.
Speaker 1: They're too busy foring up people's but side.
Speaker 2: Again, busy putting things in the cheeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we shall move on. I think because of
Speaker 1: coming down a rabbit hole with a mouse cop about
Speaker 1: guinea pigs. Oh happy bar Oh that's gone. So it's
Speaker 1: next story is about a man who has basically been
Speaker 1: hospitalized for inserting things with himself. What items do you
Speaker 1: think he could have been inserting within himself?
Speaker 2: Where is he inserting it?
Speaker 1: Not in his mouth?
Speaker 2: Well, there's like ears, there's like bumbhole talking below.
Speaker 1: Nipple that we're talking ureth. Just you can go wherever
Speaker 1: you wish. It's just usual in it.
Speaker 2: It'll be a it will be a cucumber or a
Speaker 2: marrow or something that.
Speaker 1: Call you gappy for a sweet corn. I always find
Speaker 1: that this is a dutch man, okay, so not an
Speaker 1: American man or from England who took some GHB and GHB.
Speaker 2: Is it's a it's a it's a drug. It is
Speaker 2: a drug, well done recreational drone.
Speaker 1: And inserted fifteen hard boiled eggs up his bottom because
Speaker 1: everybody wants to get laid.
Speaker 2: Ruptured his stomach.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. It caused massive damage, had to have
Speaker 1: surgery and although he survived, it had serious complications.
Speaker 2: Did they not just make like a little little nest
Speaker 2: flaw pushed down in his stomach Sad, just sit there.
Speaker 2: It will work its way out eventually.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't. They weren't going to why because he
Speaker 1: put them in thin end. First eggs are tapered, so
Speaker 1: the fat end wasn't able to push its way out.
Speaker 1: I was fifteen of the things. So they've gone quite away.
Speaker 2: You speak what you have experienced.
Speaker 1: I read a lot about this article. They said that
Speaker 1: historic was severely expanded full of egg matter, and the
Speaker 1: doctors hopeful it was serving as a warning for others
Speaker 1: not to do that.
Speaker 2: Was there was there a reason why the h B
Speaker 2: made him go, do you know what? I'm going to
Speaker 2: put twelve eggs at my bottom.
Speaker 1: Off his tits, wondering what he could do with I
Speaker 1: don't understand. Perhaps it's not for Perhaps it's not for
Speaker 1: us to understand. I think it is for us to understand.
Speaker 1: It's just not for us to did he did?
Speaker 2: He did? He there want to be a chicken or
Speaker 2: any of the bird or a bird, well, there could
Speaker 2: be crocodile. Crocodiles like eggs, he.
Speaker 1: Said, an egg laying bird. You could have just said bird.
Speaker 1: Never And if you want to stick chickens, chickens. Wait
Speaker 1: while with us we're at the ko TV on social media.
Speaker 1: That brings us nice to our story of the week. Now,
Speaker 1: do or have you ever suffered from diabetes? Just a read.
Speaker 2: No, No, I have never suffered from diabetes. Have been
Speaker 2: on the edge, You've been edging diabetes, but I have
Speaker 2: always brought myself back from that edge, gooning the what
Speaker 2: is it that's inchlining.
Speaker 1: This is a story about a bio artist, David James Giblin, Okay,
Speaker 1: who's made whiskey out of the pea of diabetics. I've
Speaker 1: not been drinking, but I am now.
Speaker 2: Is it is it?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Very sugar poffyy it?
Speaker 1: Sugar pull sugar puffs, sugar PuF sugars anymore called honey puffs?
Speaker 1: Did you say gay notes gallery? Did? Okay? All right?
Speaker 2: Okay? Nice?
Speaker 1: So basically said, if we can purify water from sewage,
Speaker 1: why not use wasting from other forms? Okay, just compressing
Speaker 1: that idea. Okay, I can make alcohol out of pea.
Speaker 1: Diabetic p has to be diabetic because of sugar content.
Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, that's was he next door to the scientists
Speaker 2: that were injecting with tradu sperm whatever.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: Well, gang raping nice with spiders and then feeding them diabetics.
Speaker 2: Pissed some weird wales with your mind. It's weird, though,
Speaker 2: isn't it?
Speaker 1: Why is it weird? Don't you know what?
Speaker 2: Stop doing that? Find the cure for cancer?
Speaker 1: Why would you need to cure cancer when you can
Speaker 1: make your own peat into.
Speaker 2: If you could kiok cancer by drinking piss? Oh this
Speaker 2: is going very weird.
Speaker 1: You'd be up that. That's where that was going, right
Speaker 1: from the source. And that's all for the buzz this week.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that, Mike.
Speaker 2: That was disturbing.
Speaker 1: Almost is disturbing because you're pissing your mouth. But stay
Speaker 1: right there. It's coming back to this short break. We're
Speaker 1: going to get up to state with the celebrity news.
Speaker 1: If the show is literally what you said, welcome back
Speaker 1: and you're watching you in the cud. This is the
Speaker 1: part of the show where we look into the sparkly
Speaker 1: side of the world with celebrity and media in the Showbizwidley,
Speaker 1: have you ever been are you?
Speaker 2: Were you ever a fan of Oasis? The band?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, they are not a very homosexual thing, are they Oasis?
Speaker 1: So I know some of my friends used to have
Speaker 1: a thing for Oasis because of the tracksuits and the.
Speaker 2: Oh okay really oh yeah, no. Anyway, because they're coming back,
Speaker 2: aren't they. They've been given a bajillion pounds to stand
Speaker 2: either side of the stage and play a song and
Speaker 2: rip each other threats up. Anyway, it's Sotherbes has announced
Speaker 2: that a nineteen ninety six painting of the Brothers by
Speaker 2: artists Elizabeth Payton is to be part of a contemporary
Speaker 2: art auction and could possibly go for.
Speaker 1: Two million pounds. But it's shit, it's hideous. I mean,
Speaker 1: they're not pretty people, so I mean I didn't say
Speaker 1: it was Well.
Speaker 2: It was based on a photograph that the brothers they
Speaker 2: took by a celebrity photographer back in nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 2: That's what it's based on. No No, it was in
Speaker 2: the same photo shoot that it was said that Noel
Speaker 2: hit Liam over the head with a quicker beat. So
Speaker 2: the the boys, brothers and the photography say he could
Speaker 2: feel the quiet tension between them.
Speaker 1: He should have just gone for a bank. Not not
Speaker 1: each oldren No, but ever field tense.
Speaker 2: Do you think they ever have?
Speaker 1: I think that's why they hate oh like Jerry.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she her kind of.
Speaker 2: Ethos of kind of how she she makes paintings is
Speaker 2: that she likes to feminize big male, macho pop stars,
Speaker 2: which she did so she thinks it looks quite beautiful.
Speaker 2: Not that one, but the one that she did, it's.
Speaker 1: Going to be one of the main Well that's them
Speaker 1: now not aged well, no, aged better, but lives the
Speaker 1: worst life I know, do drugs kids? About three hundred
Speaker 1: children each.
Speaker 2: So it's going on for auction and it's gonna be
Speaker 2: possibly sold for about two million, that's the estimate. One
Speaker 2: of Liam sold for four point one million in November
Speaker 2: last year.
Speaker 1: Just get a post at the back of smatch its
Speaker 1: color written.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so it's all ahead of it exists anymore,
Speaker 2: it does online, Okay, so the back this summer, everyone's
Speaker 2: excited gay Apparently this is predicted to be the most
Speaker 2: popular profitable in British music history, with fans expected to
Speaker 2: spend more than one billion on tickets, accommodation of food,
Speaker 2: drinking outfits and the meynamic.
Speaker 1: Pricing that they set up.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. And then I suppose straight people go,
Speaker 2: I don't get you going to Kylie and get so excited.
Speaker 1: Going to Kylie and being very excited. Yet well they
Speaker 1: just kind of look at and go, we haven't been
Speaker 1: to a Cali concept, not very excited, never always so excited,
Speaker 1: just remembering that picture that we have. I don't bring
Speaker 1: that up, thank.
Speaker 2: You anyway, let's go. Celebrities they like to endorse things,
Speaker 2: don't they. They do because they're getting made get huge
Speaker 2: amount of money. So we've had Kylie wines. But do
Speaker 2: you know I like that.
Speaker 1: I like the whole free.
Speaker 2: Alcohol free persca.
Speaker 1: I do you enjoy that? No, it's all We've had
Speaker 1: all the loads of other things over the years. But
Speaker 1: Graham Norton did win did you do wine? Gary Bars
Speaker 1: boring wine?
Speaker 2: Because oh, it's got a bouquet of fresh water, it's
Speaker 2: got a bouquet of anger and after.
Speaker 1: After taste of smug os.
Speaker 2: Sharon Osbourne's zmpic you can get that in America has
Speaker 2: a face Tinese tinny skull face on it. She's she's
Speaker 2: flogging that. Anyway. This is a very bizarre celebrity collaboration.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It is apparently it's a long standing collaborate.
Speaker 2: What are you laughing at?
Speaker 1: Keep talking?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a long standing collaboration between Marmite and Elton John.
Speaker 2: Not necessarily particalarly Elton John himself, the Elton John Aides Foundation, Right, Okay,
Speaker 2: I like getting off. So yeah, they have. Over the
Speaker 2: year they have been releasing a limited edition bottles of
Speaker 2: jars of Marmite to kind of coincide with his fiftieth
Speaker 2: anniversary of the Goodbye Yellow Brick Road album and the
Speaker 2: Dodgers stage in that kind of very famous one. So
Speaker 2: the last one to be released, so there has been wanted,
Speaker 2: there's been four is inspired by I'm still Standing, okay,
Speaker 2: and I mean it's not completely you know, it's not
Speaker 2: money massively money ground for him because all profits go
Speaker 2: to the Elton John Aids Foundation. And there's also going
Speaker 2: to be with Marmite. They've created this installation that's going
Speaker 2: to be part of London Pride, which is stories of
Speaker 2: Resilience are larger than life illustrated cube that we have
Speaker 2: there that has stories of people from around the world
Speaker 2: who have received support from the Elton John Aids Foundation.
Speaker 1: M so not eating mate. I don't think I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a real photograph. I think that's
Speaker 1: a real photograph. I don't think he's going to consume
Speaker 1: the mar mate. I don't think it's a I generated Well,
Speaker 1: I'm still so.
Speaker 2: I'm still standing. Chart is available to purchase from Tesco,
Speaker 2: Morrison's Waitress and co Op for three pounds.
Speaker 1: I could not find one. I could not find one.
Speaker 1: But I have you do you like Marmin? To you?
Speaker 1: What is it? What is it? Do you actually want
Speaker 1: to know?
Speaker 2: I've got a little job.
Speaker 1: They get yeast. They get so they get yeast boost.
Speaker 1: It's an organism. It's a simple organism. What they do
Speaker 1: is they get used and they make it all live
Speaker 1: and active. It's all very excited. And they doubt it
Speaker 1: with salt because it's a simple organism. It's a cell
Speaker 1: and so it bursts right. They then put it over
Speaker 1: a low heat and boil off all the liquid and
Speaker 1: slightly burn it, which makes it dark and brown. And
Speaker 1: this scrape that go and put it in the jar.
Speaker 1: It's delicious. It's got beef in it. That's bother l
Speaker 1: it's got beef in it.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got a jar here. I've never tried it ever,
Speaker 2: toast that bread stroke, that butter spread.
Speaker 1: The marmite, mart and cheese is the one. Try me.
Speaker 1: You might love me. You're going to try it. I'm
Speaker 1: going to smell it, right, smell it and then if
Speaker 1: you like you won't like to smell it. But does
Speaker 1: it smell like as well as like marte? That's that's
Speaker 1: a that's a that's a meat. It's a smell. Don't
Speaker 1: don't just eat it like that? Why you will not
Speaker 1: enjoy it?
Speaker 2: We need to get you some cheese and do we
Speaker 2: have some cheese ling around, we do. Just put the
Speaker 2: lid back on then and we shall try that later.
Speaker 1: Jo, we all get some cheese.
Speaker 2: Got some cheese.
Speaker 1: We have cheese.
Speaker 2: We've got a baby bellow.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got cheese. It's with the mature cheese to
Speaker 1: be fair, is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But beggars and choosers?
Speaker 2: Then do you what do you do? Do you smear
Speaker 2: it on?
Speaker 1: So you can smear I'm going to say, just just
Speaker 1: do a deepy dip like that, right and then smir on.
Speaker 1: You don't need a lot of more mate, sort of viscus,
Speaker 1: isn't it. That's a lot of mote?
Speaker 2: Is that a lot of marm.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's falling in it in your face.
Speaker 2: Cheese has fallen into marmite.
Speaker 1: Just stick at your face, delicious.
Speaker 2: It's given me beefy hula hoops.
Speaker 1: That works. I get that, Wow, because beef hullo hoops
Speaker 1: of vegetarian.
Speaker 2: What a time we're living in? Ah? Exactly, You've got
Speaker 2: You've got Elton John's the Age of seventy two.
Speaker 1: Lee's finally tried my mite, Elton John's marmite. What's next?
Speaker 2: What's next?
Speaker 1: The rupeaul salad cream so you know, I started laughing
Speaker 1: randomly before because I thought about Lulu's Lube.
Speaker 2: Lulu's Lube. The Ian McKell and Chutney rest stopped you
Speaker 2: making what it stopped you wanted to shout. Okay, let's
Speaker 2: move on then something a little more modern. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Joe Locke, the actor Super Twink, Joe Super, he's been
Speaker 2: talking about how he's been warning people that his twink
Speaker 2: death is imminent.
Speaker 1: Well, we knew that.
Speaker 2: Apparently this is a thing, the twink death, where.
Speaker 1: The twink matures to stop being a twink.
Speaker 2: To become a to become a mature gentleman. So he's
Speaker 2: kind of been saying that. To be fair, I have
Speaker 2: been playing a lot of skinny gay twinks. But in
Speaker 2: the future I'm hoping that I won't get typecast and
Speaker 2: I'll be able to mature into.
Speaker 1: Other roles. Anyway, that's the end of this week Shobby's News.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Such a show that Joe Locks
Speaker 1: never heard of the words chocolatey Claire.
Speaker 2: Is that a sexual reference?
Speaker 1: It's put we here in a cream cake.
Speaker 2: Oh you see, you gay people.
Speaker 1: You have a word for every gay people in the outfit.
Speaker 3: You gay people.
Speaker 2: You're welcome, but you need to get out of the
Speaker 2: studios after this short break. We're going over on a
Speaker 2: treasure trail. Ye, welcome back to chewing the cord. Now
Speaker 2: I get some peace and quiet as Mike has been
Speaker 2: sent out of the studio on a treasure trail. So
Speaker 2: we have our first clue. Oh, Liza, get off the screen.
Speaker 1: Are you there, Mike? Can you hear Can you hear me? Yes?
Speaker 1: You can hear me? Can you can you hear me? Yes? Hello,
Speaker 1: Dean of your pressed, Just press the fing Hello, gallery,
Speaker 1: can you hear me? Hello? Studio? Can go hello, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: I am here. I have come millions of miles.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I've gone to Turkey, I've done London, I've done ludda
Speaker 1: pest And where do I go today? Lovely unexpected right,
Speaker 1: and I've been to all those places all over the world,
Speaker 1: but just me on my own. But they I had
Speaker 1: to bring this shower and this get up for some reason.
Speaker 1: Can I get the first clue?
Speaker 2: Please? Bright and rocks, but just up the lane look
Speaker 2: for stripes and candy canes.
Speaker 1: Okay, Ducks, that is doable, But let me just get ready.
Speaker 1: Says that I can't quite see so I need to
Speaker 1: change glasses because I'm eyesight in haired. Oh okay, right,
Speaker 1: I can see now, my god, you need work, do indeed,
Speaker 1: and just in case, always be prepared. Move. So we're
Speaker 1: going this way then? Yeah, this way? This way? Oh
Speaker 1: it's a fluffy buggy.
Speaker 2: Well, Liza, do you have any ideas? I know you
Speaker 2: often in brighton. Oh no, oh no, I don't either.
Speaker 1: What a mystery. But that's part of the fun I
Speaker 1: think is, isn't it, Liza?
Speaker 3: Yes, it is?
Speaker 1: Yes, why you're doing a voice of hanky the Christmas poo.
Speaker 1: But I'm liking it. I can't see it anyway, really,
Speaker 1: I don't. Don't wait. You sent me for this thing
Speaker 1: and I can't find it. I'm looking for the ladies.
Speaker 2: There he goes behind you with big beast.
Speaker 1: What it's behind you? We'll get me about the loop.
Speaker 1: So can I get the next clue? Then? Please?
Speaker 2: Well, the next clue is wear color arcs above a
Speaker 2: brew queer culture served up fresh and new.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that way. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. No.
Speaker 1: I was right the first time. It is actually that way. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a treat for the people of brighton, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Liza's de old cars? What's that.
Speaker 2: Pretty?
Speaker 1: That was your first car? That was your first one
Speaker 1: for the beast one coming up here?
Speaker 2: Do I know what this is going to be? And
Speaker 2: that I knew that.
Speaker 1: Out for the Jaguar. What do you think he's off
Speaker 1: to now?
Speaker 2: Oh? I don't think he's going there, Lisa.
Speaker 1: We'll have to, we'll have to. I know he has lube,
Speaker 1: but let's just see. Oh here, okay, Oh to let
Speaker 1: its closed? Oh no, he said somewhere that's closed. What
Speaker 1: does it?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: Why you're supposed to? It's up the hill as well,
Speaker 1: which isn't helpful? Okay, okay, can I get the next clue? Please?
Speaker 3: You can?
Speaker 2: Indeed, Princess Laia take a turn up to a space
Speaker 2: a pride where stories live and flags fly wide.
Speaker 1: I don't like avening in both ears? Did you get it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: I know where that is. It's this way, No, that way.
Speaker 1: That's not going to get old, is it? Oh?
Speaker 2: Where do you think, Liza?
Speaker 3: I don't give a ship.
Speaker 1: Oh that's rude. What No, I'm having a rest.
Speaker 2: Look at you're on the look at you're on the
Speaker 2: on the shelves and the shingle.
Speaker 1: Is he going to a homosexual emporium to I have
Speaker 1: a have a beverage? I don't know. M hm mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Well, oh I think.
Speaker 1: I've come. What do you want? Oh it's been renovated. Okay,
Speaker 1: I better get the next clue.
Speaker 2: Then the Jetwood Center to see the whole of Brighton Town.
Speaker 2: Rise up gently and look down.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, the hotel that's this way though, Oh, the
Speaker 1: Leadward Center. Let's he going, Lisa, you don't know, you
Speaker 1: don't care? Oh that looks pretty Give that a sniff green, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's okay. So here we are. You asked me to
Speaker 1: find the massive erection, and I found one. It's not
Speaker 1: what you were hoping for, the ice three sixty thing.
Speaker 1: Can I get the next of the clues at please?
Speaker 1: The I three sixty thing. I'm intrigued by that.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Your next clue is back to Earth. Now follow
Speaker 2: the shell a royal dome, hide stories to tell.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can deal with that, any idea? Why anyways?
Speaker 1: Try we're going. Oh that's across the road to act.
Speaker 2: Oh, Liza, you're getting ahead? Rush are you? You're okay?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Keeps you alive?
Speaker 1: I know, dean a man fiddling with himself?
Speaker 2: Are you going to do a little jig? Always gotten
Speaker 2: a tough one? I see.
Speaker 1: Don't in loss in a park.
Speaker 2: And that woman staring into the ends of the camera
Speaker 2: very fetch's like she's got something to.
Speaker 1: Say, picturing pigeon. Pigeon. Okay, okay, where are we now?
Speaker 1: We're looking for the museum thing is there? Right? Museum
Speaker 1: and art gallery? Cool? So while I'm going to take
Speaker 1: in some art by taking his mart I mean, use
Speaker 1: the toilets and can I get the next clue please?
Speaker 2: So your next clue is steps away stage once fit
Speaker 2: for a King. Now stars pride turned to sing.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's doable. As I said, p first, okay.
Speaker 2: It's gone to as on the wall. That's a lovely image.
Speaker 1: So behind me we have one of the Brighton's famous
Speaker 1: incidents where one of our great national treasures was nearly killed,
Speaker 1: Richard Whiteley? What are you? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Can a bit of fresh air more than that? Where
Speaker 2: could he be with the massive sign on the side
Speaker 2: of the building.
Speaker 1: Excuse me two things, This is not the answer to
Speaker 1: the clue. And you two move, Come on, hit away,
Speaker 1: I have to move.
Speaker 2: You have to move.
Speaker 1: That's how it works. And here we are with the
Speaker 1: answer to the next clue, wright and down. So you
Speaker 1: found a good place to sit. Can you get the
Speaker 1: next one? Though? Are you gonna?
Speaker 2: Are you going to this dismantle a couple of bombs
Speaker 2: later as well? Is that why you've got your your
Speaker 2: full thing on? Anyway? Next clue? The garden grows with
Speaker 2: onion domes a prince one stands through royal rooms.
Speaker 1: That doesn't rhine that I can do very squeaky legs,
Speaker 1: but I can do the answer to that clue. And
Speaker 1: it's this way this way.
Speaker 2: He's off, be scared. What's the matter of life?
Speaker 1: Like piek a boo?
Speaker 2: And we're doing thisiser? Come on, take it seriously? Where
Speaker 2: do you think he's going?
Speaker 1: The pavilion?
Speaker 2: Oh do you enjoy a pavilion?
Speaker 1: A lot of nipples on it. I'm not sure why
Speaker 1: I'm talking of nipples? Can I get the next cookies?
Speaker 2: Okay? Upon the sea? Yet still on land? While peering
Speaker 2: out that feeling grand's that way? Where do you think
Speaker 2: he's gone? Lies?
Speaker 1: There? Is it?
Speaker 2: Time for a bit of refreshment? There, You've got a
Speaker 2: bit of gen in your sippy cup. Oh, I haven't
Speaker 2: a clue either. Alright, very much my kind of shot
Speaker 2: that I feel's.
Speaker 1: Let's saying, hae pier, I've found Pierre. It's burned. What
Speaker 1: you mean it's the other pier. I started off at
Speaker 1: the other pier. Why would you send me to the
Speaker 1: same place twice? I hate you all? I hate you all?
Speaker 2: Is it only clearer lies?
Speaker 1: Do we know?
Speaker 2: LIFs of cabaret, isn't it? I don't know if he's
Speaker 2: brought back any any sweets in those earmuffs.
Speaker 1: If to ask him when he gets back, I'm here.
Speaker 2: Oh he's back.
Speaker 1: Send me all over the all over the place of Brighton.
Speaker 2: Online, just I have. She didn't deserve to go that way.
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying myself though. So Yeah, I had lots of
Speaker 1: fun in Brighton, lots of wondering around. Yeah yeah, I
Speaker 1: was not in a flat jacket. I was not doing
Speaker 1: bomb disposal. The gallery thought it would look good to
Speaker 1: strap ten tons of lead to me and my backpack?
Speaker 1: Is it full of snacks? Lots of snacks, some booze,
Speaker 1: some little clips. I well, no grog? Oh, because the
Speaker 1: gallery decided to buy lots of grosser lager. Okay, treated
Speaker 1: me to booze. Do they they put my hand in pocket?
Speaker 3: They did?
Speaker 2: You did you suddenly feel very very tired and kind
Speaker 2: of black out and then wake up and feel strangely.
Speaker 1: Sore, wet all over. Oh but stick around because after
Speaker 1: this short break, Lee is going to be a crafty
Speaker 1: queen welcome back. And you are still watching Mike and
Speaker 1: Lee and chewing the cud. Now, remember, if it ain't broke,
Speaker 1: you probably aren't watching this. It's Crafty Queen's.
Speaker 2: Like that irritating fungal infection that you can never get
Speaker 2: rid of. Crafty Queen's is back once again. We're going
Speaker 2: you know about that.
Speaker 1: It's kind of do you know what.
Speaker 2: We're going to revisit something, Mike, you promised me some
Speaker 2: thing new and unique. I'm going to revisit something that
Speaker 2: I think was your favorite ever.
Speaker 1: We're making a bowl out of a bowl.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say we have it's. It's it's,
Speaker 2: it's it's advanced itself. It is, it is, it is,
Speaker 2: it is evolved.
Speaker 1: Let's on with it.
Speaker 2: So let's just got on with it. So yeah, I
Speaker 2: want you to take it as a little you've got
Speaker 2: a little red strip of card. I want you to
Speaker 2: turn that into a little because it's going to be
Speaker 2: the base for the what we're gonna pull on it.
Speaker 2: So just a a little bit of cool, a little
Speaker 2: bit blue on it, and you're just going to make
Speaker 2: a circle.
Speaker 1: Okay, loop almost by the circle, just to go on
Speaker 1: the table.
Speaker 2: It's not an intagal part of the end product, is
Speaker 2: it not. No, we just needed to as a as
Speaker 2: a bass.
Speaker 1: Okay, you made base. I have made base. Okay, I
Speaker 1: provided you with with too blue us.
Speaker 2: You only need one. The other one is very emergency.
Speaker 1: You never know when you don't you just blow it up.
Speaker 2: Not massive, but you know, kind of more mini watermelon
Speaker 2: sized as opposed.
Speaker 1: To like a honeyed you melon.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, okay, if you'd a face on it, it
Speaker 2: could be us. Just have them and hello, I'll come.
Speaker 1: To chippering the cold blah blah blah. Okay.
Speaker 2: Now what you're also you're going to do first is
Speaker 2: you need we need to put your your balloon on
Speaker 2: your red circle. Okay, yeah, but then I've also given
Speaker 2: you some tissue paper. You need to drape that tissue
Speaker 2: paper over the top. If you're flu it's got a number.
Speaker 1: It has quite exciting right, I have a great dish
Speaker 1: of paper. Okay, right, I have supplied you with Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: it's bad. With an itch nose, I'm gonna sneeze, okay,
Speaker 1: paper paper. I heard that if you have three three
Speaker 1: sneeze in the ros orgasm.
Speaker 2: Oh does it?
Speaker 1: That's rusty, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Stuff comes out of my nose. So I have provided
Speaker 2: you with a variety of circles made out of felt
Speaker 2: and circles made out of paper. What we're going to
Speaker 2: do is we're just going to take any of those
Speaker 2: you like, whatever size you like, and with your glue
Speaker 2: gun a bit of glue, a better glue in a circle,
Speaker 2: but hello, I know like that, and stick it on
Speaker 2: the tissue paper.
Speaker 1: Okay, have you practiced this? Have I?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Have you practiced this? So there's a possibility of the
Speaker 1: hot glue is going to burst the balloon?
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's why we've got the tissue paper on it, because.
Speaker 1: Tissue paper is renowned for its thermal properties. And all right,
Speaker 1: Valerie Singleton, who's Valerie Singleton?
Speaker 2: She used to do the crafting on blue Peter, did she?
Speaker 1: When? Was that?
Speaker 2: If it helps just blow.
Speaker 1: Blow any felt, try to blow on it? So you
Speaker 1: want to kind of make.
Speaker 2: A circle pattern, okay, using the felt circles and oh
Speaker 2: well actually that's working quite well. It's not popping or
Speaker 2: anything to be made a ghost. He made a little ghost,
Speaker 2: made a.
Speaker 1: Ghost doing Celti ship to the bnything, doing as you
Speaker 1: told me to when we hear that. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: So one knocking.
Speaker 3: Bad, There is no pattern.
Speaker 1: Just go with what.
Speaker 2: So you thought this was one of my favorite things
Speaker 2: to do. Well it had the most reaction, did it
Speaker 2: from you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So what we've actually made is a ball from a bowl. No,
Speaker 1: because this isn't making a bowl out of a bowl.
Speaker 1: This is actually making a bowl. You made a bowl
Speaker 1: out of the bowl. You took a bowl and flipped
Speaker 1: it upside down and said it was an bowl.
Speaker 2: Well this is similar.
Speaker 1: No, because that was actually making a bowl out of
Speaker 1: a bowl, whereas this is sticking shit onto tissue paper
Speaker 1: to make the bowl, to make a bowl. Well, it's
Speaker 1: not already a bowl, is it.
Speaker 2: It's just there's just words.
Speaker 1: Mite. You've got a lot, you've got a loords.
Speaker 2: To just open your mind a little bit. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: did you balloon burst?
Speaker 1: It might have. I think it might have burst my balloon.
Speaker 2: Oh that is sad. Just blow another blow you're emergency. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you purpooed my you purpooed my emergency balloon idea. But
Speaker 2: now he was laughing.
Speaker 1: No one's laughing now only gallery.
Speaker 2: Do you have any Do you any disaffect on wet wipes?
Speaker 2: Because just I need to just slightly clean the seat.
Speaker 1: Is it fecal?
Speaker 2: Is it still cobby?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: So you don't want to get the actual glue in
Speaker 2: contact with the dash it with.
Speaker 1: The latex, No, I know, because it bursts. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: unfortunately you've also give me something porous for the hot
Speaker 1: glue to seep through. Well, don't put that much globe
Speaker 1: on then, just put a little dashed like a like
Speaker 1: a like a caress, a caress of hot, like a
Speaker 1: bluey caress.
Speaker 2: We do. I'm also slightly scared now because yours pursed
Speaker 2: and mine hasn't yet. No, okay, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: say I'm doing well because it's I am. I am
Speaker 2: m m hmm frightened.
Speaker 1: That it will a bit scared.
Speaker 2: They are scared. Mm hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I have actually been told
Speaker 2: this this very weak that I should open an Etsy
Speaker 2: store for my creations.
Speaker 1: Okay, And what what did your mom say after that?
Speaker 1: Did she say she was very proud, very proud of you.
Speaker 2: Lee.
Speaker 1: You should open up an ETSI store.
Speaker 2: All your aunties and uncles would buy one of them.
Speaker 1: Down the joan down the book he said she wanted one.
Speaker 1: And you know Joel knows art because she works in
Speaker 1: the bookies and other lives.
Speaker 2: Parents don't said you can put that, you can put
Speaker 2: that foldable temper another one.
Speaker 1: What are you doing, Jesus? I'm not doing Jesus and
Speaker 1: like that, Catherine takes sketch. Oh, no, I've blown a
Speaker 1: hole in my boy.
Speaker 2: Well there's more, but there's raw morbulers, but the roadver here.
Speaker 2: You have to come and get them.
Speaker 1: I think I'll be okay.
Speaker 2: I think do you think you'll manage?
Speaker 1: They can manage without. To be fair, I think you
Speaker 1: did it on purpose.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm going to take my balloon out because
Speaker 2: I haven't, you know, burst it with my big sausage fingers.
Speaker 1: Now what you do is with with your remaining Oh,
Speaker 1: I've already done that. Late preempted it. I preempted it
Speaker 1: because you were taking forever, just because we have pride
Speaker 1: and what I do mind. You should not have pride
Speaker 1: in this.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look what we've created, created a bowl
Speaker 2: from felt and if you're feeling a little bit gooky,
Speaker 2: it's a hat.
Speaker 1: You've given me malwams. I've just noticed a feather on that.
Speaker 2: And I could go to Ascot get trampled by a horse,
Speaker 2: but I have provided you. Have you eaten all your
Speaker 2: mauthwams for it is a bowl? Oh, look at that
Speaker 2: it works and everything. Ooh, I think that is that
Speaker 2: is a bowl from a bowl twenty five. If you
Speaker 2: can't get any peine or any virgin or anything in between,
Speaker 2: why not be a crafty queen?
Speaker 1: So yes, So what was it that we made this for?
Speaker 2: That beautiful?
Speaker 1: And now I've left my man understand because it looks better.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's your that's your artistic bent. Yeah, your
Speaker 2: autistic flow. That's almost the end of the show for now.
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Speaker 1: and we'll see you all next week. Bye.