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Speaker 2: very good friend I had.
Speaker 1: He had no idea.
Speaker 2: He was matching his sweater with Christmas cookies that Phil
Speaker 2: from Etland and Eatlin bought.
Speaker 1: Darryl Isaacs, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm great?
Speaker 4: How are you? You're looking great?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: You are? You look good? You look now? You look good?
Speaker 4: But how do you listen? You're all the time traveling,
Speaker 4: you're doing these attorney conferences and whatnot. How do you
Speaker 4: stand that much time on an airplane? Man?
Speaker 1: That's I'm just miserable on these things. Road trips are tough,
Speaker 1: right they are.
Speaker 4: And if we take the first class huh, the first class.
Speaker 3: Uh, like I'll do Breeze, Yeah, first class, I'll do Southwest,
Speaker 3: I do direct flights.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, but it's not that.
Speaker 3: I want to fly first class because of all my
Speaker 3: health and yeah right, no, you're yeah, I gotta get
Speaker 3: up and walk and I don't want to bug people's Yeah.
Speaker 2: No one is faulting you for flying first class.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: Everyone is begging to be up there. Please let go
Speaker 2: up there. But eating on the road is tough. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna get to your charity here in a second.
Speaker 2: But but you used to have all your food shipped well.
Speaker 3: And now with Instacart and all that, I can go
Speaker 3: anywhere if there's a target a Kroger Republics, I get
Speaker 3: bags and bags already.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I get fridge and vegetables and yeah, you know, I
Speaker 3: might spend one hundred bucks, but think if I ate
Speaker 3: out every meal, i'd spend yeah yeah, yeah, and I
Speaker 3: always get a fridge in the hotel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can do it.
Speaker 3: I got my CLARENKX wife's you know white.
Speaker 1: Uh, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine what's the juice? Yeah, yeah, the eggs,
Speaker 2: the eggs shelter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's wrong? With Yeah, yeah, the people worried about everything.
Speaker 4: What do I'm missing? Here's what I do. I take
Speaker 4: an egg, I crack and I separated the egg white
Speaker 4: from the ochre. So what why am I?
Speaker 1: Why would I wipe.
Speaker 4: It with chlorox?
Speaker 3: That's not the bags of eggs they come to six.
Speaker 4: Oh, no, who's gonna buy a bag? You buy?
Speaker 2: That's because he can't he can't hard boil them in
Speaker 2: the hotel or won't can't. Yeah, see, you're talking to
Speaker 2: a guy when he went to Mexico, went off campus,
Speaker 2: squeegee the juice on the floor of a bar into
Speaker 2: the corner, and got a straw from the bar.
Speaker 4: That's a story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was just comment on him.
Speaker 3: Five years now, he's kept the weight.
Speaker 1: He's kept the weight off.
Speaker 3: It looks like, you know, a model. And then I
Speaker 3: come here and you know, you got Christmas cookies right
Speaker 3: in front.
Speaker 4: Of Yeah, we like to keep everyone else looks sabotaging.
Speaker 4: You noticed. We won't need any of these treats that
Speaker 4: we bring around with us, but we always push them
Speaker 4: off on others.
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Speaker 2: Holiday season yep, you're in full swing.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: And we did this last year. But remind everybody, no,
Speaker 2: we did not do this last year. We did something
Speaker 2: different last year. So what are we doing this year?
Speaker 3: Darryl Well, So we have this hammer app that if
Speaker 3: you want a on Christmas Day, Christmas Eve, New Year's Day,
Speaker 3: New Year's Eve, I got Michelle here, so make sure
Speaker 3: get look if you given a twenty dollars voucher. So
Speaker 3: if you're drinking, we don't want to drive right any
Speaker 3: time before then go go to our website, download the app,
Speaker 3: fill at the info and if you're somewhere and you
Speaker 3: need an Uber but it's not lift, it's just Uber
Speaker 3: right Uber.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, just I got that's the deal, because uhw,
Speaker 4: I uh take ubers down Like for example, this Friday,
Speaker 4: I'm going down to see uh short bus at the
Speaker 4: Barons at Third Market. Parking is gonna be ten twenty bucks,
Speaker 4: so I always take an Uber yep, downtown and Uber
Speaker 4: backs Friday night. Well, I'll go to Bar knows third Market.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm taking an uber I'm dead serious.
Speaker 3: If that's uh again, Christmas Day, Christmas.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm gonna, I'm gonna uh, I'm gonna postate mind.
Speaker 3: Here's the way I look at it. Yeah, if one
Speaker 3: life is safe from all this, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: No download the hammer hub app. Hammer Hub app. Put
Speaker 2: that in your out your app searcher. Twenty dollars. Uber
Speaker 2: vouch're available for safe rides on the twenty fourth and
Speaker 2: twenty fifth, thirty first and first.
Speaker 1: We all know what those dates are.
Speaker 2: Isaac isaacs and Isaacs wants everyone to be and and
Speaker 2: be safe here this holiday season. And that's all we want.
Speaker 2: And there's no reason to make you know, you get
Speaker 2: to a wreck any time of the year and it
Speaker 2: sticks with you forever with a family member. But boy,
Speaker 2: if it happens during the holidays, oh yeah, it's over.
Speaker 4: It's over, and it ruins every you know and and
Speaker 4: part of you know.
Speaker 3: In the last three months, you know, we do a
Speaker 3: lot of trucking, but there was a you know, we've
Speaker 3: got some cases where wrong for death, innocent person, and
Speaker 3: you got someone that had been at the bars, got
Speaker 3: served too much and got behind the wheel in everybody's lives,
Speaker 3: so surely that person the family.
Speaker 4: It's so easy to so old, but it's never ever
Speaker 4: been easier to not drink it so easy. Point because,
Speaker 4: like I said, Friday night or any concert I go
Speaker 4: to the Young Center, what a pain in the acid
Speaker 4: is to park and it's gonna be twenty thirty bucks
Speaker 4: for concerts. They jack everything up, and so what we
Speaker 4: don't have to worry about, you know.
Speaker 3: Drug traveling in some of these hotels. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: And you know there may be a three star twenty
Speaker 3: five thirty bucks a night to park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: So it's like that those are Wait a minute, wait
Speaker 4: a minute. Yeah, let's let's rewind to uh, I know,
Speaker 4: Darrow inviting me to his birthday party. He goes, Hey,
Speaker 4: come on down to my birthday party. There's gonna be
Speaker 4: a food and you know, my kid's gonna play. I
Speaker 4: I like watching Lee play. I'm like, yeah, man, this
Speaker 4: sounds great. Where is he says the Marriott. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: we get down there, we get parking the Marriotte, we
Speaker 4: go and have a grand time. Will leave. Fifty bucks
Speaker 4: is what they charged me for parking. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 4: do any of that fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: But no, it makes sense too because it is fifty
Speaker 2: dollars or forty bucks or whatever it is to park
Speaker 2: it these hotels because that's.
Speaker 1: Their new that's how they make money.
Speaker 4: Man, they bent Derby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait till they no doubt. I love the sweater.
Speaker 2: But you're in You're in the you're in the mood.
Speaker 2: It is a you're where Darth Vader is Santa in
Speaker 2: a Santa hat.
Speaker 1: It looks good.
Speaker 4: You're in the mood.
Speaker 3: What came down to this or that? Skeleton? Christmas?
Speaker 4: Are you a big oh?
Speaker 1: Are you? Oh? Nightmare?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Night Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Are you a big Star Trek fan?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 3: Star Wars?
Speaker 4: Star Wars a perfect I like, I like getting a
Speaker 4: rise out of space people when you get it wrong.
Speaker 2: But so we look, everyone knows call the hammer when
Speaker 2: you get in trouble with with the record anything and
Speaker 2: and and you know this, a lot of our kids
Speaker 2: friends go North for school and that sixty five North
Speaker 2: is one of.
Speaker 1: The worst for accidents.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a reason why I see your billboard alive
Speaker 2: because it's Look, my son got run off the road
Speaker 2: by a truck and it smashed up his volvoil. We
Speaker 2: had to give Hi a new car and the truck
Speaker 2: kept going.
Speaker 1: But it happens all the time.
Speaker 2: No, no, thank god, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, thank god.
Speaker 1: He wasn't hurt.
Speaker 2: But that corridor between here in Indianapolis and and and
Speaker 2: the and Purdue and Notre Dame, it's a in which
Speaker 2: people are gonna do here because the game is is
Speaker 2: Friday night, I U versus uh Notre Dame.
Speaker 4: Wow, there's gonna be that's gonna be a busy.
Speaker 2: I know it's gonna be a busy sixty five north
Speaker 2: and south and that is trouble for trucks.
Speaker 3: You know, it's funny. I was in about an hour
Speaker 3: past Indianapolis. I was in court last week and you
Speaker 3: were getting ready to try a case in January. And
Speaker 3: the defense attorney's big guy. You know right away, Oh
Speaker 3: you're from Kentucky. You must hate you. And I said,
Speaker 3: you know what, I remember the days Bobby not and everybody.
Speaker 3: It wasn't wild about him, but I think it's wonderful.
Speaker 3: Three major universities U l U K North, are you
Speaker 3: or like? Yeah, the whole United States speaking about our basketball.
Speaker 3: So I'm I'm for anything that brings revenue to the state.
Speaker 2: Not so much anymore, but you are available in Indiana, Kentucky.
Speaker 1: I think people need.
Speaker 3: To know that.
Speaker 4: Oh lord, yeah, every time I drive up to we
Speaker 4: grow here in the it's Daryl Isaac Tempeed, Darre Isaac
Speaker 4: twenty feet.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You know, Uh, let's talk Isaac Isaac for a second.
Speaker 4: Did you guys cross two billion in recovery?
Speaker 3: Now, yes, we didn't know that. That's gross.
Speaker 4: So I think it's pretty that's pretty uh badass though,
Speaker 4: I mean, think about that. But when you put it
Speaker 4: in perspective on you know, what you've done.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean we've been blessed, We've got great status,
Speaker 3: and you know, there's so many other law firms that
Speaker 3: are just as good, not better, And I mean, you know,
Speaker 3: it's it's.
Speaker 4: Take the compliment. Daryl isaa, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: He's getting older?
Speaker 4: Gracious he walks in and I said, you mean you
Speaker 4: look great? No, no, no, I don't look great.
Speaker 1: I could do this and that.
Speaker 4: I got a car ox my.
Speaker 1: Eggs and uh.
Speaker 2: But having the name also matters when you go into
Speaker 2: situations like that, because the other the insurance companies don't
Speaker 2: want to do with you.
Speaker 3: You know, sometimes sometimes they do.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you get a.
Speaker 4: Lot of instant settles when they see Isaac and Isaac.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say instant. I mean we get we get
Speaker 3: a lot. Yeah, they don't just see it. Hey, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna pay it right away. They'll make concern it.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know we had similar uh we were attorney high school.
Speaker 1: Uh. And I can say it now.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, thank you, yeah yeah, thank you yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Well last time I didn't want they can't have a bag.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: But you got to sit in your and your kids
Speaker 2: are fantastic. And this is what I said about raising.
Speaker 2: I said, you know, attorney really produces great dads and husbands.
Speaker 2: I was like a lot of plenty of perfect act
Speaker 2: scores and all that, but really that's the idea perfect.
Speaker 1: No, that's not happening.
Speaker 2: But point given. Though we were not academic superstars, Trinity,
Speaker 2: but we did pretty we did. Okay, you got to
Speaker 2: sit around your house, your your kids are great and
Speaker 2: uh and you're getting blessed. You're very blessed, right, I.
Speaker 3: Think, Trinity, I think you and I have got him
Speaker 3: have the two lowest.
Speaker 1: In the history. But our kids are they're very smart.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're all that.
Speaker 1: I don't know how that worked out.
Speaker 4: Are you in the Hall of Fame?
Speaker 1: Yes he is.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you about your Hall of Fame speech.
Speaker 1: I was shocked.
Speaker 4: Did you ask and do you thank your friend that
Speaker 4: you work with when you gave your.
Speaker 2: He won't let it go. I forgot it. I forgot him,
Speaker 2: and I think Terry Terry was there.
Speaker 1: Terry, he won't let it go. He won't let it go.
Speaker 4: Let it go.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing I didn't mention, David.
Speaker 4: He's given the speech, all right, and to his right
Speaker 4: is our table, and here sits me, my wife. Dave
Speaker 4: Jennings is gorgeous. Yeah, absolutely, Dave Jennings, Claudia Coffee from
Speaker 4: w H A S. And Terry Miners. So not only
Speaker 4: does he forget us, but he looks Terry, he's this
Speaker 4: thing that look. So he looks directly at our table
Speaker 4: where we're sitting, and he says, oh, yeah, yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: and Terry Miners and Claudia Coffee worked with them and
Speaker 4: I love them. Uh So, garryl we enjoyed.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Three inches?
Speaker 3: Can you make room for the possibility. When he was
Speaker 3: up there, he did forget intentional thank you?
Speaker 4: I remember, would you quit with the.
Speaker 1: Thank you? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Let somebody out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard about it the same.
Speaker 1: Do you know why I didn't.
Speaker 2: You know why I didn't because when I started to
Speaker 2: talk about Dwight and Dave, I started to choke up.
Speaker 1: So I pulled it back. There you go, I pulled it.
Speaker 4: Okay, your honor, Your honor.
Speaker 2: That would insanuate that the uh, what's the what's the
Speaker 2: feet for that last time?
Speaker 4: But that would that the client had emotions, which we
Speaker 4: all know it's not true. He's a cyborg. Strike it
Speaker 4: from the record.
Speaker 1: You're out of order. I am. You're out of order.
Speaker 3: I imagined since you all have one of the top
Speaker 3: radio shows in the country.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Darryl.
Speaker 3: You're fifty at least responsible for this success. What do
Speaker 3: you think?
Speaker 4: Don't hang this on me?
Speaker 1: Man, What are you talking of?
Speaker 3: Just saying that prosecute you know you're up there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what I forgot. I had to go after
Speaker 3: when I got up. You know, I don't know what
Speaker 3: order I'm going after. Some legend, some guy that.
Speaker 1: Oh you did decency.
Speaker 4: I'm after God.
Speaker 1: You know, he's perfect.
Speaker 2: He told the story about meeting his wife at Notre
Speaker 2: Dame and praying at the grotto as the snow fell
Speaker 2: fell on Mary and the candles are lit, and I
Speaker 2: looked over and Daryn going you're next, and you.
Speaker 1: Know what, that's what I'm up to.
Speaker 3: That I remember someone at Trinity's say, congratulations, you have
Speaker 3: the lowest act score ever.
Speaker 4: To go to a red Ski.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, well with Dwight, Yeah, he is responsible for
Speaker 2: most of my drug and alcohol is.
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 4: But you think about how many experiences?
Speaker 1: Right? You know what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a lot of great stories. All right,
Speaker 2: let's get back to it. We're gonna get to the app.
Speaker 2: You want to download the app, So get open up
Speaker 2: your brows or whatever you use to uh to download
Speaker 2: your apps. It's free too, and it's free download the
Speaker 2: hammer hub app. Everyone's gonna use this. Who doesn't want
Speaker 2: a twenty dollars uber voucher. They're ready for They're good
Speaker 2: for Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve, New Year's Day.
Speaker 1: That's deal. That's four great.
Speaker 2: Days that Isaacs and Isaac's is gonna help you have
Speaker 2: a safe holiday season. It's just to thank you for
Speaker 2: Darryl and uh and the community to give back just
Speaker 2: a tad bit, a little bit, and I think it's great.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: Well, I gotta give credit to Michelle's here was that
Speaker 3: your app with.
Speaker 4: Michelle take it off, but we're gonna give her the credit,
Speaker 4: right Isaac Isaacs does the Humble game, Yeah, he does.
Speaker 4: We take credit for stuff we didn't even do.
Speaker 1: Stop me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, new Bridge, New Bridge, that was us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Uh, Darryl, we love you.
Speaker 2: Anything else then coming in the year that we want
Speaker 2: to you got you got.
Speaker 1: A big year ahead of uh with the well, we're
Speaker 1: just you know, trying to what do we do?
Speaker 3: Oh the Louis oh.
Speaker 4: Oh down at the fairgrounds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred and fifty plus Forever homes.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: When I first asked, I was like, why are we
Speaker 2: doing it as the fair rounds? And then when I
Speaker 2: got to the spot, I went, this is perfect.
Speaker 1: It's perfect.
Speaker 2: It's one of the original buildings in the Fairgrounds and
Speaker 2: it's a perfect setup for this. And there was one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty people in line before it opened.
Speaker 3: By the way, you people came if they didn't bring
Speaker 3: a dog they were almost like yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody
Speaker 3: came with animals. And then you know, because they they're
Speaker 3: encouraging to bring animals and see if they get along.
Speaker 3: But I mean I can remember people coming to that
Speaker 3: anim when I started thinking, where's your dog?
Speaker 2: Well, and they brought the just the sweetest dogs. Everybody,
Speaker 2: every different adoption area had brought their their dogs. And
Speaker 2: you could see people fifteen twenty feet away like they
Speaker 2: see the dog and they're like oh no oh, and
Speaker 2: they're rubbing their hands together, going oh no oh no.
Speaker 1: And when they get up there and the dogs are
Speaker 1: looking them like that's it. That's it, that's it.
Speaker 3: The only thing I want to do different this year
Speaker 3: is everybody that comes with dogs should get to take it.
Speaker 3: And there was a couple of places that you had
Speaker 3: to wait.
Speaker 1: To get away. Yeah I didn't like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, there's enough animals there that need rescue.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So dear Isaacs, we love you, buddy.
Speaker 3: Mary, thank you, love you all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're having me.
Speaker 1: This is my stomping grant.
Speaker 2: I grew you grew up in Ice Points, that's right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: your parents from here, yeah yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And he used to go to they used to
Speaker 4: go to Kingsley's.
Speaker 1: Meet my parents love kings Yeah, still.
Speaker 2: Great, but it's exactly the same place from the nineteen fifty.
Speaker 2: You go in there now it's it's awesome. It's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's gonna stop over there right now.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I don't, Dwight. You know, so healthy and
Speaker 3: he's always eating protein. So is that one of your butchers.
Speaker 4: I'm going by Kingsley's butchers. Quit going to Witton's butchery
Speaker 4: because they always put their thumb on the scaley.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know they're h You look great, buddy,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Geryl. Thanks for having meland Elan and Elan
Speaker 2: is where we are all them at five nine nine,
Speaker 2: eight hundred. If you're selling her buying a house one
Speaker 2: percent commission rate.
Speaker 4: All right, you have the joke, got the joke. Does
Speaker 4: your need the community music? There you go, that's going
Speaker 4: all right? Hey fellows, Hey, little girl was talking to
Speaker 4: her teacher about whales. Oh, teacher said, you know what's
Speaker 4: it's physically impossible for a whale to swallow human because
Speaker 4: even though they are extremely large mammals, one of the
Speaker 4: largest mammals, their throats, you see, they're very small That's
Speaker 4: when the girl stated, okay, what about Jonah? Jonah was
Speaker 4: swallowed by a very good point. Well, the teacher gets
Speaker 4: irritated and reiterated that a well cannot swallow a human.
Speaker 4: It's physically impossible. Little Sally Isaacs, Yes, that's what. What's
Speaker 4: your daughter's name? That's what Amanda Isaac said, Uh, okay,
Speaker 4: Well what about Jonah? And she reiterated again no, well
Speaker 4: can I swallow him? Physically impossible? Little girl third times
Speaker 4: says okay, Well when I get to Heaven, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: ask Jonah. Teacher said, well what if Jonah? What the hell?
Speaker 4: That's when Amanda Oaac said, well, then you can ask him.
Speaker 2: That is your joke of the day. December eighteenth, twenty
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Speaker 1: Sixty three six help is the phone number? More? He
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Speaker 1: After this?
Speaker 2: Our news radio eight forty wha is portfol uh forty six?
Speaker 1: Where is it?
Speaker 2: Four point six million pounds of paper? What kind of paper?
Speaker 1: Rolling paper?
Speaker 4: Rolling paper?
Speaker 1: Get your mind out of the gut? Or you have
Speaker 1: stone or in the gut?
Speaker 4: Or Kentucky Marijuana car dot com Kentucky Marijuana card.
Speaker 2: Now how they under how they know this, I don't know,
Speaker 2: but they say there are four point six million pounds
Speaker 2: of leftover toilet paper, wrapping paper.
Speaker 1: From the holidays.
Speaker 4: If we would just look, shouldn't there be Look, it
Speaker 4: seems like a lap. Can we quit giving gifts?
Speaker 1: Like can you? He just went, I'm afraid you didn't
Speaker 1: stop talking.
Speaker 4: Can we just quit giving me perfect like the shoes?
Speaker 1: And I did?
Speaker 4: We just take the allocated money, give it to a
Speaker 4: charity because I'll get her something that she would give
Speaker 4: me something great. I get her something you know, stupid.
Speaker 4: And it didn't wash out. But here's when will my
Speaker 4: nieces and nephews age out of us giving them gifts?
Speaker 2: Oh we're in that conversation right now, I said, John,
Speaker 2: you're off the kid list and onto the adult Exchange
Speaker 2: guy where we have a formula where you know, okay,
Speaker 2: you got it, and Barbara and I got Aunt Mary's too,
Speaker 2: and then we just we switch up.
Speaker 1: So John, you're off.
Speaker 4: Well. Susan's family had that too up to about eight
Speaker 4: years ago. When I win say, oh, here we go.
Speaker 4: Can we just quit trading money? How about if we're adults,
Speaker 4: we just quit trading money? And we hang?
Speaker 1: Have you heard this movie called a Christmas Carol? It's
Speaker 1: a story?
Speaker 4: Yeah? How about what's the full? What is the explosion?
Speaker 2: The guy that wrote in his name Charles Dickens, you
Speaker 2: might like it?
Speaker 1: Okay, read it? Because you are ball hombug.
Speaker 4: You are my mom, No, barely, barely a terrible son. Look,
Speaker 4: I do time my visits. That's true, as a clock
Speaker 4: like an egg timer. But no, but but in all fairness,
Speaker 4: all fairness, I say, Mom, what do you think would
Speaker 4: deem a great Christmas visit for you? Give me a
Speaker 4: number and she'll say, okay, two hours. So I do is.
Speaker 4: Now we have a verbal contract, and so I'll set
Speaker 4: the timer. It keeps everything nice and neat. I'm not
Speaker 4: good with open ended stuff.
Speaker 2: My emotions are over over. It's spilling over here on
Speaker 2: the show. Such a sweet guy.
Speaker 4: All right, So as a matter of fact, you know what,
Speaker 4: I'm appreciable.
Speaker 1: I appreciate.
Speaker 4: Now we're gonna do what I'm grateful for.
Speaker 1: I'm grateful. I'm grateful for you and Dave.
Speaker 4: Okay, listen to this story. Okay, right there, Okay Americans.
Speaker 4: Americans are bored of Christmas traditions, from the Turkeys to
Speaker 4: the s For example, my mom, she texts me and
Speaker 4: Susan yesterday, what do you want for Christmas dinner? And
Speaker 4: I said, she suggested in Baron's Peace said. I said, yea, absolutely,
Speaker 4: because it's not about the food. So we're just get
Speaker 4: some Baroneal's pizza. But here, here's some stats. These are
Speaker 4: some Christmas traditions people would be open to swapping out.
Speaker 4: Oh man, sending Christmas cards.
Speaker 5: Not many people do that anymore.
Speaker 1: We're getting fewer and fewer every year.
Speaker 4: We've never sent Christmas cards.
Speaker 2: I do enjoy them when I open them up, because
Speaker 2: I do want to see what early.
Speaker 5: Didn't you like the fringe relatives that would send, like
Speaker 5: the dissertation on their perfect life and all their vacations
Speaker 5: and their accomplishments. Yeah, you're making half of that up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the trips they took that year. What about great,
Speaker 1: you want to wife.
Speaker 4: What about when the family sends out like it's the
Speaker 4: Family Christmas newsletter and they tell everybody's doing it, you're
Speaker 4: seeing one of those. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, and they never like Dwights would never have ed
Speaker 2: Dwight actually in the pictures and or a.
Speaker 4: Part of the story, they would draw a stick figure.
Speaker 2: So we're getting less and less.
Speaker 4: Okay, So sending Christmas cards, Yes, people want to get
Speaker 4: over because we have Facebook and Instagram and all that.
Speaker 2: You see people well, anyway, if you didn't have Instagram
Speaker 2: and Facebook, you'd be sending them on.
Speaker 4: Cars number number two. These are things people want to
Speaker 4: get rid of. Ugly Christmas sweater parties.
Speaker 2: Those are fun. I mean, no, if you get rid
Speaker 2: of parties in general, I know, I know. I'm with
Speaker 2: the we're just too many Christmas party. We have many Christmas.
Speaker 4: We had a great Christmas party here at the radio station.
Speaker 4: It was that I enjoyed. No, the last one we
Speaker 4: did it wasn't February. It was late February.
Speaker 1: This is not a joke. The last Christmas was late
Speaker 1: February and the.
Speaker 2: Guy that the guy that was in charge said, that's
Speaker 2: it the last year because the second that it was
Speaker 2: officially over, everyone ran for the door light on DJs,
Speaker 2: like let's go turned it up and the boos and
Speaker 2: everybody hit the door and he goes, that's it, that's
Speaker 2: the last one we're having.
Speaker 4: Because I used to drunk, I would dress up like
Speaker 4: one year I was cousin, you were you were the
Speaker 4: elfe ye.
Speaker 2: To it.
Speaker 4: Okay, so these are Christmas traditions people want to get
Speaker 4: away from. Send me Christmas cards, ugly Christmas sweater parties.
Speaker 4: Ready for number three? Giving gifts? You want to get
Speaker 4: rid of it? What's that, Dave?
Speaker 5: I said, amen, Yes, that's the most stressful part of
Speaker 5: Christmas is figuring out what to buy people.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I'm so glad that we got away
Speaker 4: from that. Man, Well, there's so much.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, I guess, oh again, if you
Speaker 2: want to give it to the same amount of money
Speaker 2: to charity, I get that, and and you guys can
Speaker 2: open up whether for charity it is, but it's still
Speaker 2: nice to get people for the kids.
Speaker 1: Yes, but don't kids. Yeah, kids, Yes, you have to
Speaker 1: get that stuff.
Speaker 4: She gets, she gets. Susan gets the gift, the best
Speaker 4: gift of her life every morning when she gets to
Speaker 4: see me walk new to the shower. Okay, that's a
Speaker 4: gift for her. I got to chase the squirrel quick. Yes,
Speaker 4: And I gotta give credit to this listener. We we
Speaker 4: were talking about yesterday how and there's more to this
Speaker 4: list We were talking yesterday about how parents use Santa
Speaker 4: Claus Papa Noel to calm the kids down. Hey, if
Speaker 4: you don't be good, you ain't gonna get the presents.
Speaker 4: Listener j Carr, He sent in a message and I
Speaker 4: didn't get it in time. He's got to what he
Speaker 4: what he does with his kids. He wraps up some
Speaker 4: empty boxes and wraps them up on Christmas paper and
Speaker 4: he puts the kids' names on him, and the kids
Speaker 4: start to act up. He goes, okay, here's one gift,
Speaker 4: it says to Tina, right in the fireplace, that goes
Speaker 4: into the fire. It's just empty box. Yeah. It freaks
Speaker 4: the kids out and they behave Yeah. Yeah, nomore, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 4: sometimes you got to shoot a hostage.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of who else does that? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Religion act right, Oh you going to hell? Uh so, yes,
Speaker 2: I don't know. We Yeah, so you're chasing the squirrel.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, So getting back to the things that would
Speaker 4: like to get rid of of Christmas, sending cars, other
Speaker 4: Christmas sweaters, giving gifts, a secret Santa gift exchange. Those
Speaker 4: are turds. Uh. And then the all the all year
Speaker 4: Christmas or all day Christmas stations.
Speaker 2: No way, no, because I want I want when I
Speaker 2: get in the car, I want to listen to Christmas.
Speaker 1: What the hell's wrong with you? Dude?
Speaker 4: That's serious, that's not that's not yours.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: I put on Dwight Whitten's heavy metal Christmas Mix and
Speaker 4: my wife just hangs her head.
Speaker 2: And by the way, the best is I heart app
Speaker 2: Classic Christmas. It's got a little blue and white snowflake
Speaker 2: on it. It's the best Classic Christmas got the old
Speaker 2: Christmas snowflake?
Speaker 4: So what would they replace him with? These are the
Speaker 4: ideas of what people would rather do than the five
Speaker 4: items listed. Uh, spend all day in your pajamas rather
Speaker 4: than getting dressed up.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, amen, I gotta tell you, uh, no one wants
Speaker 2: to get dressed up anymore.
Speaker 1: Jackie and I do because we go to church.
Speaker 2: When we go to church, and on Christmas Eve and
Speaker 2: I and I miss the pomp and circumstance of the
Speaker 2: choir and and you know they bring in the horn
Speaker 2: section and the in the string section and uh and
Speaker 2: when that music kicks up and everybody is dressed to
Speaker 2: the nines and everybody's feeling.
Speaker 1: Jesus and let's go. And this is a We're lucky
Speaker 1: to have our lives. It's awesome. I'm sorry, it's awesome.
Speaker 2: But now we'll just go back to a regular Tuesday
Speaker 2: or Wednesday of whatever our lives are and throw your
Speaker 2: little stupid heavy, heavy metal pajamas on and sit around
Speaker 2: eating gummies all day because you now have your new
Speaker 2: marijuana card and live your pathetic existence, nothing special life.
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Speaker 4: What else would they like to focus on quality time
Speaker 4: together than the elaborate decorations and meals. Take a vacation
Speaker 4: a Christmas themed tropical Christmas is.
Speaker 1: You can go on vacation anytime. Many I don't get it.
Speaker 2: You can go look if you now look if the
Speaker 2: rest of your family sucks and you're tired of messing
Speaker 2: with him about how much of my hassle is to
Speaker 2: get together.
Speaker 1: And you say, you know what we're going to.
Speaker 2: We're going to Florida or Timbuctoo or wherever I love
Speaker 2: that place by the way for Christmas.
Speaker 1: And that's fine. But who makes it difficult though?
Speaker 5: All of Dwight's family or Dwight.
Speaker 4: Well, okay, that's exactly where I was going on. Let's
Speaker 4: dive into on this last one. Go on a quiet
Speaker 4: personal retreat. So me go off by myself, if you
Speaker 4: ask me, that's a win for me. It's a win
Speaker 4: for my family because they don't have to put up
Speaker 4: with me. But there's no saying if you run into
Speaker 4: a jerk during the day and you get home at night,
Speaker 4: you ran.
Speaker 1: Into a jerk.
Speaker 4: If you ran into fifteen jerks throughout the day, you're
Speaker 4: the jerk.
Speaker 2: I'm the er.
Speaker 4: There's no question about.
Speaker 1: Everyone else in the family is on one side and
Speaker 1: you're over there.
Speaker 4: Why do they want me to you know? Why do
Speaker 4: they want to invite me to this? You're so I'm
Speaker 4: not high maiden, you are not low maintenance. That's oh
Speaker 4: what this is? This is how that's how low maintenance
Speaker 4: I am? What would dwy be happy with. Oh, I
Speaker 4: don't know if sitting on the floor with Lemmy.
Speaker 1: Pretty old man, it.
Speaker 2: Means anything they want to do is unacceptable.
Speaker 1: Nope, not doing it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think Tony Cruz is chewing his gum again.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't be in the same room.
Speaker 4: I've got the disease.
Speaker 1: Where if I hear Oh, it's a disease.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, and you got it too. By the way,
Speaker 4: By the way, Tony Cruz, if he chewed gum like
Speaker 4: a normal person, that'd be fine. But here's how he
Speaker 4: choose gums.
Speaker 1: Stop, stop it? Oh does that bother you? Stop it?
Speaker 1: He doesn't chew gum like that? What about me? Five dollars?
Speaker 2: By the way, we're broadcasting Live on the Road and
Speaker 2: and five eight hundred is the phone number. We'll talk
Speaker 2: to Phil at the top of the hour about how
Speaker 2: the real estate industry is going these days.
Speaker 1: And they have been doing the one.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, see, David, did Tony Cruz walk in way?
Speaker 4: Tony Cruise is coming to the studio.
Speaker 1: Yep, every morning. You off.
Speaker 4: I'm like, Tony, what are you doing? You're on the
Speaker 4: air way. You shouldn't have come again.
Speaker 1: With I'm sorry listen to the rhythm. Oh god, I
Speaker 1: can't do the show. I can't hit it'd.
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Speaker 2: They have a sliding scale that will tell you, like,
Speaker 2: so whatever you end on the price of the house,
Speaker 2: and it'll tell you what you're gonna.
Speaker 4: Keep saying your house is gonna sell. Why are you
Speaker 4: gonna give up more than one percent? Anyway?
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Don't do it, man, don't do it. Go
Speaker 1: to the mast baby, baby, that's right. Did you have
Speaker 1: a cookie yet? I'm not having a cookie that you will.
Speaker 4: Twenty fifty bucks, says I won't. You know why it's
Speaker 4: not chocolate. What's the point?
Speaker 1: It's delicious, It's not like it's shirt. Can get ain't tighter?
Speaker 4: Se man, Listen, it's the haughty season. It's been dark out,
Speaker 4: no sun. I'm depressing enough. Yeah, I've got issues going
Speaker 4: on in my wife right now.
Speaker 1: And you know that, and Dave known that right now,
Speaker 1: right now. You have issues going on. Well, I've always
Speaker 1: had issue solo matenance. No more issues for Dwight shocking.
Speaker 4: Actually drug actually drug you two dad? Well with one
Speaker 4: of my issues work.
Speaker 1: Dave's new to this. I've been dealing with it for
Speaker 1: thirty years.
Speaker 4: Drowning in the I've apologized.
Speaker 2: Drowning in the ocean of despair called Dwight. All right,
Speaker 2: so back after.
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