Speaker 1: Made a sea Joe.
Speaker 2: A peace. It's sunny sun on. I had asion like nice,
so Nat, what's up by everybody? Beautiful day in southern California.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's funny that you should say that,
because I was literally walking people this morning and talking
to a friend of mine in New Jersey and she
was like, oh my god, it's finally like above freezing.
And I said, oh, it's funny because I'm looking at
the sky. It's beautiful. I'm just wearing a little zip
up hoodie and that's it. And she was like, fuck off.
I know.
Speaker 2: It was a beautiful weekend, so warm, it felt like spring,
like spring break weather.
Speaker 3: Yesterday was in the eighties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my kids were complaining it.
Speaker 3: Was too hot. I It's like, shut up, this is
why I live here. I want heat in February.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. Yes, yeah it's been. It was really nice,
beautiful weekend. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The twenty second was my twenty first wedding anniversary. Yeah,
congratulations you John and I are very Uh we're just
not those people.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, You're not like do we do say you
was sick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I don't. It's not that I don't
adore the shit out of that. Man. I love him,
he loves me. I think when you feel really secure
and happy and you have a partnership, you don't need,
like I don't need Valentine's Day to tell me for
him to prove that he was me. Yeah, so I
don't even look. In fact, I don't need him spending money.
I'm trying to get off the sugar. Today's day two.
By the way, Today's day two, So I wouldn't have
needed candy. What do I want him to spend money
out of our bank accounted by me? Flowers? I know
you know so and put and he was sick. So
I got a habby Valentine's Day from the bedroom while
I was making him isolate. But my point is so
so our wedding anniversary is the twenty second and we
were like, oh, we should go to dinner. We never
go to dinner. Yeah, And then on the actual anniversary,
we were both stressed because we both weirdly had a
bunch of stuff to do, and we looked at each
other and he was like, you want to just go tomorrow?
And I was like, could we And he goes, oh
my god, yes, a long term let's just pretend let's
just go tomorrow and then we'll come home and watch
White Lotus. Yeah, have a good night. And I was like, okay,
and so that's why we're married, right right. So yeah,
so we went out last night.
Speaker 2: Did you go to your time restaurant?
Speaker 3: That we went to our sushi restaurant? We katsu yah, oh,
katsu yah. Yeah, but there we had some sushi. We
came home, we watched episode two of White Lotus, which,
by the way, was kind of boring. I didn't watch
it yet. Oh, I didn't see it yet, Kalen, did
you watch White Lotus last night? It was a little
bit boring, right.
Speaker 2: But they're always kind of boring these I found the
first season. I was like, let is there read so
big on White Loads Well, we were.
Speaker 4: Talking about it last week.
Speaker 2: It's like that show.
Speaker 4: It takes time to like its intensity and then it
starts to.
Speaker 3: But does it okay? So John trying to remember we
feel like season one hit the ground running a little
bit now and.
Speaker 4: They all take time to build. It's usually around episode
like three or four that it really starts going.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: It builds an atmosphere of like uncomfortability and consciousness. But yeah,
it takes time to like build these for that show
to build up, and then everything starts coming down, like
in the second half of the season.
Speaker 3: That's like, oh, John looked over at me at one
point and just goes, this show really takes its time,
and I was like, yeah, it does. It's good.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: That's why I'd never watch I never watch it week
to week. I have to like just watch it all together.
Speaker 3: That makes sense.
Speaker 2: Then it goes then then to me, it's just it's
it's one continuous it builds, it builds, and yes, because
it does, it does. Let it breathe the first couple
episodes for sure. Yeah, it takes it's time.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe how expensive TV has gotten though, Like, yeah,
we have cable, so you know, we have Spectrum, which
is expensive because it's our internet, and then our TV bundled,
so we have all the channels, which we don't really use.
What we mostly use is HBO, Netflix, Yes, but all
of these apps. You know, Hulu is like twenty dollars
a month, right, which is kind of crazy, and then
has gone up even more. I think Netflix is Netflix
is at least twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: Netflix has went up. Yeah, Netflix went up.
Speaker 3: But that's on top of the channels.
Speaker 2: I know, and then there's The Peacock and then there.
Speaker 3: Because I need to get I need to be able
to watch ABS, I need to be able to watch
The Bachelor, and you need able to watch some Bravo.
Well but Hulu you only get it the next day.
Oh really, And I need to be able to watch
it the night it's on. So that's why I need
to have spectrum, even though I hardly use it for.
Speaker 2: Anything else, right right, Yeah, I didn't have a spectrum.
Speaker 3: Did you know that?
Speaker 2: Today? So I was telling you before the show started
that Fire Festival tickets are going on sale. Can you
believe that? I just sat an interview with Billy McFarland
this morning on like Today's show that he's doing it
Fire Festival round two. First of all, he went to
jail for four years for fucking people over for the
Fire Festival right round one and now, so he was
being interviewed and she's like, okay, so what's going to
make it different this time? He goes, well, I'm not
doing it. There's major companies involved, major ticketing companies, major
event companies, festival companies that are going to be putting
it on okay, And then she goes, what acts do
you have signed up? And he goes, no acts yet.
Speaker 1: She goes, so tickets go and sale today.
Speaker 3: Live podcast episode, festival, yeah, right, offer our services yeah.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, okay, how much your tickets?
Speaker 2: Oh? Anywhere from uh fourteen hundred to one point one million,
And she's like what.
Speaker 3: Does that get you off?
Speaker 2: Just right, like what does that.
Speaker 3: Get Well, there's a yacht involved, there's mansions, p didy
up close right, there's up close access to artists.
Speaker 2: Well what artist If you don't have any artists signed
up yet, well we will.
Speaker 3: Then he goes, he's going to skype in from pressing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll do it like a three D version of
him or whatever you call that thing. Then she goes
she goes, uh, uh so there's no artists, there's uh,
you're not involved. Uh oh what was the other thing?
Speaker 3: Commations, accommodations while hotels and blah blah blah. Oh, And
she goes, so you don't have any artists, Well what
types of artists? And he goes, well, everything from pop, electronic,
you know, house music, this that, and then she's like,
oh so like musical artist.
Speaker 2: He goes, well, you know, we.
Speaker 1: Might he literally said, well, you know, we might have.
Speaker 2: Like a skateboarder do his thing during the day, or
an MMA do a fighter do a little like, you know, tutorial,
an ma a fighter MMA fighter doing a tutorial. So uh,
She's like, okay, do you are and where is it
going to be?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Someplace in Mexico And then she goes, are you going
to be able to be there? Because you're a felon,
you're not allowed to travel outside the comfort country And
he's like, yeah, I don't think I'm gonna be able
to go. I'm gonna have to stream it. So she's like,
what what the fuck are you doing? Then, like, it's crazy.
Who's buying tickets? They went on sale this morning. They
only are selling two thousand tickets right now. I got
buying now. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: Of course, you got to get it early.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta get it early.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Did you get in on like the fourteen hundred?
Speaker 2: I got the fourteen I just figured I'll just get
the bear you.
Speaker 3: Got like sending an Italia tickets too?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I totally and their friends. Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 3: Need the high vid coach fire festival.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, that's crazy. Can you imagine doing it again?
Speaker 3: Like, wow, that is really funny.
Speaker 2: No artists signed do yet?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is something that ELB would probably
want to go to, really, I know, spring break Yeah yeah,
poor Alb. She can't really, you know. She she's just
started working. So she had an interview for the ambassador
program for UCLA. So she did that, and so she's
waiting to hear if she gets a second interview. But meanwhile, like,
I don't think she at all thought about what it's
going to be like to be broke, because she's had
a job since she was seventeen, and now she really
is like, sorry, you're a starving college student. I just
don't have the cash to just keeping money in your bank.
And so she's just like, oh my gosh, I can't
buy tickets to the Weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh he's playing or that artist is playing.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's like her favorite artist. I don't like the Weekend,
as you know, we don't. We both don't face. I
don't like any of the Weekend songs. Not one. There's
not one that I hear on the radio and go like,
oh I kind of like the song. Yet one I
like any of them. I agree my kids, all three
of my kids do like The Weekend I kid they
they love it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, doesn't appeal to me. No, we should
have our own podcast where will play like, you know, uh,
young music, like electronic music or whatever, and us react
to it like that other podcast, you know with the
young kids showing them like Bruce Springsteen and Rolling Stones. Yes,
you should do it the other way where the.
Speaker 3: Thing is though, I have to say my kids are
way more open to like my music. They will if
I play them something. Xander loves a bunch of eighties music.
So does Sadie. By the way, they like The Cure,
they like uh what was I going to say that?
Depeche Mode. They like a lot of emo music, but
they also like Xander likes uh, like older kind of
jazzy stuff like he was George Benson. He was a
song he was trying to learn on the guitar. He's
way more open. I hear a song and I'm just
like absolutely knocking it off. But I tell l b
LB loves this house kind of I don't know what
it is. It's a but it's like the kind of
music you hear at raves, but there's certain acts and
I'm like, I do not hear anything melodic in there.
It just sounds like yeah, and she's like I don't.
I was like, there's no hook, it's not catchy, and
she's like mom, and then she'll play me something. She's like,
you like Sizza, right, I'm like yeah, some of her songs,
like the one about killing her ex sure, like you
know Saturn, there are Scissa's songs like and she's like, well,
this is Sizza and I'm like, okay, Well that just
proves I don't like all Sissy songs. You're not gonna
trick me into thinking something is a good song because
Sissa's name is attached, right, right, no, right, But she
loves to like play me certain songs. She's like, Mom,
listen to this. You're gonna hate this. And then she'll
play me something that's like from like a clip from
her concerts. Hear her raves she went to and I'm like, yeah,
you're right. I can't imagine being trapped right there listening
to that, right.
Speaker 2: You know what, my if you just told me the
whole we're gonna sound really old ladies right now. But
the halftime show Trenchick Lamar, where he said, well, did
you know that he dated? No? No, no, not him,
his his enemy Drake dated eleven from Stranger Things. What's
her name?
Speaker 3: Dan actress?
Speaker 4: No, I don't think they dated.
Speaker 3: They didn't know.
Speaker 4: It's just he. I think he was known for making
like sexual comments about her when she was very young.
They didn't actually date. I'm almost positive.
Speaker 2: Okay. So that's why he says in the line a pedophile.
He calls him a pedophile. But you know, like I
kept hearing a minor A Yes, A minor is what
he's saying. Yes, I was thinking he was saying a minor,
like you know, lyrical, no music, it's.
Speaker 3: A whole disc track.
Speaker 2: I well, I know I knew all that, but I
was like, what's what this?
Speaker 4: A minor has a double meaning, so he is. Yeah,
he says, you're trying to strike a chord with an
so has the double meaning.
Speaker 2: To I didn't get that pedophile side of it.
Speaker 3: It's pretty amazing. Kendrick Lamar is pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: It is pretty amazing.
Speaker 3: He what he records a full on disc track against
a huge artist and then wins like so many Grammys
over it and becomes like a super celebrated like it's crazy,
pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But anyway, so you were having that explained to you.
I remember a while ago Elbie going, do you want
me to explain to you the whole Drake Kendrick Lamar thing?
And I was like, no, I can't. There's too much
backstory to go over, right, right, Yeah, Yeah, I was good.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'm over it, but but let
me explain to you about the Baldonian Blake lively right,
and my Nevy's like, nah, I'm good.
Speaker 3: It is so funny because Xander, although Xander is really
good taste in music, and Sadie does too. And Sadie
loves like a lot of Beatles songs. Yeah. One of
her favorite songs is Lucy and the Sky with Diamonds.
She likes. She likes stuff that you would just not
imagine that she really loves. She has a lot of
both the kids like a lot of like kind of
classic rock, yeah, and but they're familiar with new stuff too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like got Natalia. She came home for
one night over last week. She came home on Thursday, yeah,
to spend the night because she was going to my
hair guy on Friday.
Speaker 3: Oh that is so funny. Yeah, LB, we only will
get her brows done by Who's yes in Tarzana and
she will literally need me to go get her at
UCLA bring her home just to have her brows done.
Speaker 2: Yeah. She hasn't had her hair done in a long time, months,
and so she got it done and then oh my god.
Then I had this scare over the weekend. So she
was going to Palm Springs for some like girls guy
thing where they had Airbnb and there was a girl's
house a guy's house, but she only went with one
friend of hers and the other girls she kind of
knew but doesn't like the one friend she knew really well,
and so she goes. So she calls me when she
gets there on Friday night. Everything's fine. And then on Saturday,
I don't really hear from her, which is not unusual.
But around like four o'clock I text her and it
goes it's not going through, doesn't say delivered. So I'm like, God,
is our phone like dead? Right? So then I call
I call her. It's the worst. And the other worst
part is she got a new phone recently and she's
never been for some we can't figure out how to
get to find my friend's thing back on every time
I requested from her steps it. We think it's gonna work,
and then I go on My Find my Friends and
it's not where. It just scrolls and scrolls and scroll.
Speaker 3: What about putting her on Life three sixty. I bit,
it's free, That's what I'm on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to do that. So
at this point, so she when she was at my
house the day before, I'm like, Okay, now that you're
here in person, let's get to my friend. I Find
my Friends. So we think it starts to work. And
then the next day I go on it and it's
just scroll scroll, like I can't find her kind of thing.
So anyway, now I call her on Saturday around four o'clock,
I go, I text her. Then I call her and
it's like busy be be be be beep, So what
the fuck does that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What is that? I've never heard that? So I'm like,
what the fuck? Then I have her friend's number who
she's with, so I text her, doesn't go through, call
her be be beat her phone. It's so now I'm like,
what the fuck? I have the address where she's at
But what am I gonna do? Like drive that crazy
lake that sends like a welfare check because her daughter's
not answering the phone, you know. So I'm like, Okay,
it's four thirty, maybe she's taking a nap. Whatever. Then
like it's six, and then I keep trying like every hour,
same thing, nothing, nothing, nothing b Bee text doesn't go
through both phones.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I would have been I was logging
my mind.
Speaker 2: So then I'm like, I'm trying to think is there
any other girl she's with? So then I text her
other friend, her roommate, and I ask her who she with?
Do you have the numbers of the other people she's with?
And she's like, I don't, but I just saw on
Snap that they were they were active, you know, around
three thirty, and I started calling around four and it
wasn't active. So she's like, let me see if I
can get a hold of somebody that's there. So then
she's helping me, and now it's like seven o'clock and
still nothing, and now I'm like I don't know what
to do, like should I drive down there? So then
finally her roommate calls me back and says they the
girls are sleeping, and when they get up, I'll tell
them to call I'll have it Italia call you. So
then she gets up, so then she calls me, and
I'm like, she's like, what.
Speaker 3: Are you doing? Sleeping like all afternoon from.
Speaker 2: Four to seven. I guess okay, so taking a little
disco nap. I don't know. So I'm like, what the fuck?
And why are both of your phones? So you're sleeping?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, our phones were dead. I'm like, okay,
but then put it on a charger. And why when
you take a nap don't you put your fucking phone
on a charger?
Speaker 3: Come on, Like, what do you do?
Speaker 2: Just let a drain while you're taking it? I don't
get it. And she's like, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2: We were taking the nap and our phones were dead.
I'm like, okay, all right, well then carry on. I
guess fuck that.
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stories right about ourselves? Of course, judge all you fucking want, Okay,
but I just keeping it real. So this happened a
while ago. Elbe was supposed to work. I was supposed
to pick her up from her from her apartment because
she had a work shift. And I think the timing
was like I was supposed to pick her up at
ten thirty and at like I would have had to
leave it. It doesn't really matter. The point is when
I was supposed to leave, Elbe was not. I hadn't
heard from her, and so I had texted her and said, like, hey,
am I still coming at ten thirty? Do you still
want to be picked up at ten thirty. I think
she had to work at noon. No, I don't hear
from her, and I'm like, that's weird. Text her again.
I was like hello, like you know, because I don't.
I don't want to leave until you confirm like you're
awake and ready for me to come over. Nothing. Then
I look at her phone on the and I can
see that it hadn't been charged all night.
Speaker 2: Because you have the Life three sixty, right, I.
Speaker 3: Look on Life through sixty. You can literally see there
how what their battery level is and where they are.
So I see that she's at her apartment, but that
her battery is like less than five percent. So I'm
like annoying, like I think she's slept in, but I
don't know whether to leave. And so for a while,
I'm like, well, she's a big girl, like she wants
to get picked up. She's gonna have to fucking wake
up and like text me back and say like, oh
my gosh, sorry I overslept. But then I'm starting now
I'm like, is her alarm gonna go off? Oh? So
then I check back and it says at a battery wow,
And I'm like now, so now her alarm's not going
to go off. So now I start having that mom
brain of like, well, she's going to miss her shift
at work. Like, but then I'm thinking, well, she doesn't
have to work until noon, so at the latest I
could feasibly pick her up as late as like eleven thirty. Yeah,
and I could just bring her her work clothes. Now
I'm being the mom that we always say that we
shouldn't be. That people always lecture us about, like don't
bring your kids lunch to school right at it, you know,
but we always do it anyway. Yeah, so we're that mom.
So I am thinking like, yes, my daughter's twenty, but
I also don't want her to lose her job. Yeah,
so right right, So okay, so still don't hear from her,
don't hear from her, don't hear from her. It's getting
later and later and later. And so I was having
the two minds. One mind was like, well, she's natural consequences, yeah,
but the other but John was in my ear too,
going like do we have any of her roommate's phone numbers?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I literally don't have any of her
roommate's phone numbers. It was just not a thing right, Right,
she lives with all people I don't know, and she
has never shared the contacts of other people in her apartment.
She should have, yeah, I should have one or two
of their phone numbers, but I don't, right, So I
was like, I don't have any of their phone numbers.
So John's like, well, should I just drive down there
and like knock at the door. I go, you can't
because well, first of all, I don't even remember what
her actual apartment number is. But second of all, we
couldn't get in the front door of her building. It's
their security building, right, and you need your card, you
need your keys, your key card to get in the
front door of the building. Then you got to go
up the elevator. All I know is her floor number.
I think I could remember if I was on her floor,
but I don't know. I was like, also, like, so
then you're going to go in and then pound on
her front door. I was like, so then I'm racking
my brain and the time is ticking, ticking ticking. I'm like,
she's not going to make it to work on time.
So I have this brainstorm. I was like, Okay, I
know one of her roommates, the one that she got
the apartment with the one that she met on Instagram
before she ever moved in. I know her name and
it's an it's an unusual name, and I'm like, I
could find her on Instagram because I could go to
Elbe's instagram put that name in and the people.
Speaker 1: That's what I did. I was a detective, That's what
I did.
Speaker 2: I was guy. I went to her Instagram, like, who's
the other girl that they're with, and like looked and
then I like messaged her.
Speaker 1: I was like, are you with Natalia? Yes?
Speaker 2: I did, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I messaged this girl and I don't follow her sore.
So I wasn't even sure she was going to get
the message because you know how it says this person
you don't doesn't follow you, you don't follow them, so
so they were going to invite them to look at
your message. I was like, oh Jesus, now she's going
to get an invitation now and she's going to be
like what so. But on the other hand, I was thinking,
you know these kids, they're always on their Instagram, that's
how they communicate a lot. So I'm like, well, maybe
she'll see it. So I text I'm like, hey, I
message her, Hey, this is Elbie's mom, Like, is there
any way, Like Elbe's phone is out of battery and
she's about to be late for work, can you wake
her up or whatever? And then she was like, oh
my god, I'm not home right now, but let me message.
Speaker 2: She responded rich.
Speaker 3: She responded right away, and she was like, oh my god,
I'm gonna put something on the group chat and whoever's
in the apartment will go wake her up. And sure enough.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: But at that point it was so close to being late,
so I had to I grabbed her clothes. She's like,
I'm waking her up right now. So I just got
in the car and left. And then I started getting
a flurry of texts from Elbie going like, oh my god, Mom,
I'm so sorry. I just plugged my phone in. I'm awake,
I'm awake, I'm awake, Like can you still come get me?
And I was like, girl, I'm on my way already.
I've got your clothes.
Speaker 2: She was like, thank you think I mean, yeah, you know.
That's the weird thing too. I was thinking about, like
Sonny and Oregon, what happens if Sunny loses his phone
or his phone gets damaged, something happens. He doesn't have
alan I know he doesn't have a landline. He doesn't
have I don't know how I would beabeled. And I
asked him that. I said, how do I get a
hold of you? Or how would you get old of me?
And he says, well, my laptop. You can text me
on the laptop.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, that's good to know, but
then what if your laptop is you know right? But yeah,
it's it's it's well. The reason only reason why I
had Natalian's roommate phone numbers because so many times her
phone dies and she's like, hey, I'm on Gigi's phone
right right now, and so I'm like, okay, noted, put
her in my phone.
Speaker 3: I've done that so many times. Yes, I have so
many of Elbie's friends in my phone based on the
fact that they've had to text me when.
Speaker 2: Her friend died.
Speaker 3: Can I tell Taylor's there has been an her past.
It's like Taylor from sis sit in, Natalian's friend, Taylor
from sixth grade, Taylor from volleyball, Taylor from high school.
He's like a million yeah, So it's like, but yeah,
and her mates are super cool though, like they're very sweet.
But then I got like the phone numbers some of
the moms of her roommates or whatever. But yeah, it
is a little nerve wracking, like when you can't get
a hold of them and you rely so much on
their phone for communication. So yeah, so funny. I was
so embarrassed about that story. That's why I never told
it on the show because I was like, oh God,
people are going to be like, really, with your twenty
year old daughter, you can't give her natural consequences. And
I'm like, no, I can't.
Speaker 2: Do you want her to lose her job.
Speaker 3: I don't want her to lose her job. Yeah, that's
so Sue me, right, Sue me for being a caring
mom exactly. It's just funny because like, ain't nobody would
have done that for me when I was a kid.
Well also, when I was eighteen, I was freaking living
in California. Nobody knew where I was when I was
doing No, there's no way to get a hold of
me except for my landline. Yeah, I know, is that funny?
I don't think that bothered my mom like one iota
that weird.
Speaker 2: It's so so weird how times have change. And different.
It was. Yeah, my mom didn't have my beaber number.
Speaker 3: Unless she needed cocaine.
Speaker 2: That's right. She wasn't blowing me up. Now, my mom
would drive, she physically drive to Pam's house to come
pull me out by my hair.
Speaker 3: Right, But that was like in high school, right, Yeah, that.
Speaker 2: Was in high school. Yeah, not in my twenties.
Speaker 3: I mean my mom would like if I was late,
my mom would just lock the door and be like,
you know, yeah you were. I was a fucked if
I didn't. Sorry, I'm doing a lot of swearing this episode.
Luckily Dove isn't sponsoring. What was it Dove? And what
was the other sponsor? Am?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh yeah?
Speaker 3: Was it also gold Peak? Oh yeah? Wouldn't let us
swear gold Peak? That's really swear? Okay, remember this. We
went through a period of time and Lynette was like,
I'm looking at Kaylin when I say Lynette was like
fuck that, I'm not doing that. And I was like
we have to, and You're like I don't care, and
I was like, it's a lot of money on the line,
so we couldn't. We couldn't swear, We couldn't talk about sex.
They didn't want us to talk about any murder that's right,
talk about like that's our whole show.
Speaker 4: Well, that reminds me of the American I don't. I
think we were allowed to swear with the American Express.
Speaker 3: But one time American Express, that was Adam's show.
Speaker 4: I felt we had like we had something where you.
Speaker 3: Going, no, it was gold Peak, it was gold Peak
and Dove.
Speaker 4: Well at one point you were talking about some horrendous
murder case where like a whole family's brutally murdered and
You're like, oh, by the way, gold Peak, and they
were like no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Well wait, I think because at the time that we
had that, we also were supposed to have we were
sponsored by like that one. Oh my god, what was that?
What was that story that we had to have the
girl on the show. We were sponsoring their podcast for
a while during that same time, and it was about
this brutal murder of all Pikes Pikes something.
Speaker 2: The Pikes the Pike did in murders.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't remember that. What we had. We had
the girl on our show. We had her call in yes,
and we had to do that, and that was an
ad So we were like, well, how are we I'm
supposed to.
Speaker 2: Do both, but I don't remember that.
Speaker 3: Pikeston the Pikeston So she was doing a podcast Loved Yeah,
it was her podcast. She was the host of it,
and it was Pikesville Pikeston.
Speaker 2: Because I just saw a thing on it. There's a
documentary too. It keeps coming up. I think it's on Peacock.
It keeps coming up on my screen.
Speaker 3: But I just remember it was like a few months
in a row that we couldn't because it was I.
Speaker 4: Think eventually we were we settled on because we had
two ads a week, so we did one clean Show
and one Dirty Show and we just did two gold
Peak ads in one episode having to.
Speaker 3: Do Yeah, we were I just remember because it was
like came down from Mike August and I just remember
being like, but that that's literally our whole show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are what are you about?
Speaker 3: Talk about sex?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: How about when we what are we supposed to talk
about our kids? Come on, that's not this show?
Speaker 2: What was that thing that we just we just ran
the best of show where I was talking about No,
what was the uber oh uber uber rate.
Speaker 3: We even knew back then, we were like this is
gonna be tra like this is not okay, we can't,
but then we were. It was one of those things
where we couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 2: I could not stop laughing, which made it worse, I know.
Speaker 3: But because those were real quests, because that was before
I'd ever ridden in an uber and I couldn't get
over Like, how weird that is that just a stranger
comes and picks you up?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, right, right, You're supposed to just get in
the back of the seat of a car or some
stranger right in his car.
Speaker 3: Like there were stories about like assaults that were happening
in ubers. Yes, yeah, so it's like just three in
the morning. All we've been trained our whole lives is like,
don't get in the car with strangers. With a stranger
and these people, I mean, I don't know how good
the background check is.
Speaker 2: Right. Yeah. There was that famous story of the college
student who got in there. She thought it was an
uber but it was right right, And then they they
made the law say my Name law based on that
her parents. Yeah, that when you get into an uber,
like you ask them like who you here for? Say
my name? Yeah? But yeah, yeah, we did some really
problematic stuff.
Speaker 3: We really did. But you know, I mean, we still
do yeah speak because we fly under the radar a
little bit, right, We're just not famous enough for people
don't care that. They're just not going to like, who
do you? Who are you going to report it to?
Really exactly we're gonna tell we've got to cancel them. Well,
we're kind of canceled already really if you think about.
Speaker 2: It, Yeah, what was it? What was that the band
that did the video in your house? I want to
say depeche Mode, Radiohead? Radiohead? Wasn't that on a scroll
like at the bottom of a screen at one point?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It was?
Speaker 3: Okay, So what what happened is I feel like I
retold this story recently, but what had happened was the
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Speaker 3: Okay, So what happened is I won't tell like the
long version of the story, but a guy comes by
our house and says, hey, we'd like to shoot a
video here. Doesn't tell me the name of the band
or anything. And I'm like, oh no, maybe he did
say a Radiohead video. Want to shoot it in your house?
And he's going down our street there just and I said, yeah, okay,
and then we negotiate the price. I don't know. It
was like they're going to pay us like two hundred dollars.
They were going to use the house for an hour.
I'm like score, of course, you know. And then I'm
like house is kind of messy, you know, And he's like, oh,
we don't care, Like that's what we kind of want.
He's like, do you mind if I come by with
the director like in the next couple of days. I'm
like sure. So guy texts me, Hey, I've got the director.
He wants to come in and like scope out the place.
I go awesome, comes in. I'm introduced to the guy Paul.
I'm like, hey, nice to meet you, and I said,
you look, you look so familiar and then you remember
the story and then he goes, oh, do I you know?
And I said, do our kids play basketball together? And
he's like, where do your kids go to school? Now?
His kids went to school at the same place that
my across the street neighbors, So my across the street
neighbors were the ones who I guess recommended us across
the street neighbors. The dad was the director of like
a private school, but anyway, it didn't. So it was
like more normal, middle class, like just regular people living
across the street from me that know that knew this director.
So I'm like, he's just like a guy. He's just
like a regular guy. So I don't know anything. I'm
just like, oh, that's so weird. I'm telling you, you really
look familiar. And then he's like, well, I go, have
you directed more stuff than like do you just primarily
do music videos? And he's like no, I do other stuff.
I go, oh, like what, I'm just being an I
have no idea. I'm being an idiot.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So he's like movies and I was like, oh, and
of course, I say the classic anything I've heard of,
you know, and it's like there will be blood.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like okay, okay.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, fuck now, I know that John loves
Paul Thomas Anderson. So but first so I text John.
I'm just like, holy fucking shit, Paul Thomas Anderson is
in our house right now. And then John's typing back
like what and I'm like super impressed by this news.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Then I tell him movies that I like that he did,
you know, Oh, I love Magnolia, you know whatever. So
then uh, he leaves or whatever. I just don't think
that much of it. Then they come for the day.
I am not that impressed by the radio Head portion
of this, right I. All I know is Radiohead sound creep.
I'm not a fan. Yeah, it was actually like not
a fan, right never, it was like a joke between
me and my friends. I'm like, I don't get it. Yeah,
but I'm very impressed that Paul Thomas Anderson is over.
So when they came over, I took a little video
of Paul Thomas Anderson directing this video, and then I
posted on Facebook. Then at the end of the thing,
the guy tells me the locations manager pays me and
he has me sign a non disclosure and I'm like, oh, well,
you know, I posted like a video on Facebook and
he was like, okay, can you take that down right now?
And I was like, oh, yeah, of course, no problem. Sorry,
I didn't know there was a non disclosure. So now
I'm thinking they're not that crazy about the Like I
can't post post stuff, but I could talk about it.
So then I told the story on our podcast. This
was like many years ago, not thinking non disclosure meant
people are not supposed to know. Okay, cause spoiler alert.
The whole problem was that nobody knew radio Head was
recording a new album, and nobody knew Paul Thomas Anderson
was directing their video, but currently no one knew they
were coming out with more songs. Well, okay, maybe make
that more clear. Maybe tell me that, like you're going
to get in trouble if you mention anything about this
baby that nobody knows. Also, don't tell me after the
fact that I'd already posted something on Facebook. Then I
probably thought I'm a total nobody that nobody follows right, right,
so he's not thinking, he's not checking to see how
many Anyway. Anyway, the point is, all of a sudden
news breaks like now from our podcast. So then I'm
driving home from uh I want to say Thanksgiving, maybe
it was Super Bowl whatever. I'm at my brother's house
in Santa Clarita and I'm driving home and jaw, I
think I was driving somehow I got a text from
somebody going, oh shit, the story your podcast is being
named like in the news. Nobody had read it in
like av right website, Like all of a sudden it
was news and they were like, you better take it down,
like and I was like, oh my god, and I
freaked out and I think Gary was time. So I
called Gary and I was like almost crying, and I'm like,
oh my god, you got to take the episode down.
I'm in trouble. And then it just kept growing and growing. Yeah,
it was all over the news.
Speaker 2: It was on a scrawl at the bottom of one
of the news like I remember seeing it, like somebody
sent me a video of it, like host of for
Crying Out Loud podcast.
Speaker 3: Yes, how did we not get like way more famous?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 3: So we took the whole thing down and it was
too late. It was already out there. And then I
just lived in fear that they were going to like
sue me.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I know, I know, yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Sadly to add injury to insult to injury they put that.
I said, oh, I don't like Radiohead, I don't get it,
and they didn't really focus on the fact that I
was very impressed by Paul Thomas Anderson, right right, So
it just it's all about look for me, see fake news.
We did get ourselves in a little trouble.
Speaker 2: Yes, we and we did.
Speaker 3: We had the problem with oh my god, I mean
I'm the company so embarrassed in the theater company, somebody
brought that up to me. Oh Julie Kasem I was
talking to her the other day and she had an
experience of somebody saying can I talk to you and
her being like, I don't want to think it's good news,
because like I didn't want to be you. When R
in the theater company was like, can we have it?
We want to talk to you, and I'm like, oh
my god, are they going to tell me I'll be
so talented? She meets an agent?
Speaker 2: I know that was the best.
Speaker 3: We just want to tell you that your daughter is
like one of the best actresses that's ever come through
our theater company. We're just not worthing. We just wanted
to let you know we want to get her an agent.
I'm like, because she had she had said she got
the part she got Anita in West Side Story. So
I'm like, what could be bad news? Right, I'm not
thinking anything bad? Car good? And then they're like, we
heard your podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, those are the worst mom that's told
on us. That's right, tell's the war the worst.
Speaker 3: Yeah, A mom told us, and then we listened to
it and they were so mad. First of all, you
need to take it down. And then I was like,
oh my god, it's like being caught shoplifting. I know,
I don't hurt. I was just like so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Like the last thing you want to hear.
Speaker 3: I just don't think that people are gonna hear it.
Speaker 2: I know, I know. I just got a text recently
from one of the kids's friends from high school's mom
out of the blue in my phone. It's like Craig's
mom or whatever. You get a text it and says
Craig's mom. The first the first sentence is I was
just listening to your podcast. And I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: God, I don't talk about Craig, like what.
Speaker 2: And then I opened it and she's like, it's hilarious.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't know you had a podcast.
I was like, oh, okay, finally finally it goes in
that direction. It's like Sonny, but that's the worst I know.
Speaker 3: I do now, if I'm going to talk about anybody,
either it has to be very masked who I'm talking about,
or I have to be positive. They don't listen, right,
because yeah, you just never know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the worst.
Speaker 3: That was the worst.
Speaker 2: We should find that episode and post that. I think
we like, did you take it down? And earned out
that episode?
Speaker 3: But then we did another episode on Patreon where I
talked about that happening. And then didn't they come.
Speaker 2: Back again after another time or come?
Speaker 3: I don't think so, but I had it. I had
future issues with that same company, right. They were they
they did. In my defense, they took themselves way too
seriously and I was not the only person who had
big issues with them. Yeah, but you know, they're actors.
They take them so seriously. Yeah, they did like the
main guy, And I think that what saved me in
that situation was that the main guy. I was like,
I like him so much, and I part of the
story was how much I like this main guy. And
that was the guy who talked to me, and I
think he was secretly a little flattered. I've been like
the rest of them are assholes, but this guy, Yeah,
his name is Jeremy actually, and he was always super
nice and like, I really really liked him. But I
was like, these other guys are assholes and they take
themselves too seriously and they're making the kids cry. Yeah,
and their auditions like they treat it like it's Broadway,
and they won't talk to the kids when they come
in and they pretend they've never met them before. And
I'm like, these are babies, right, I mean Sadie and
Xander were they start with second graders and they were like, well, okay,
what's your name? How old are you? Do you have
a special talent? And okay, sing your song? And yeah, right,
come on, yeah, I understand if you're like, well, we're
training them to you know, they're in the business now,
they have agents. Were but it's like it's their school play.
We're paying for.
Speaker 2: This, right right right? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Apparently still riled up things.
Speaker 2: Apparently a sixth grade teachers don't like to be talked
about on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, remind me, like what that moment because
we got called in or the teacher was like can
I talk to you? How did that go again?
Speaker 2: I remember? I remember, yes, it was pellet Gate, and
I remember telling the story principal. The principal called me
in because I was telling the story on air about
I had this meeting with this this teacher and the
kids are complaining about her all the time, and she
was so rude. I don't remember like what was going
on the details. I do remember one detail that they
were complaining that it was uh freezing all the time
because she kept she kept the air conditioning on. Yes, yes,
so the room was so cold constantly. So I told
the story. So I met with her, But then I
did was I did say something like, you might want
to look into taking pellets, like hormonal pellets, because my
kids are telling.
Speaker 3: Me you keep the class cold. You seem like you're
very hot and cold as you your temperament is hot
and cold. Sounds to me like maybe you should try
hormonal pellets. And I wasn't being kind. I was just
kind of telling her about it because I remember I
was trying on it for the first time, I thought too,
so I was imparting some wisdom on this teacher. Yeah,
how about a thank you?
Speaker 2: Yes, a thank you?
Speaker 3: And so anyways, I guess I was very animated when
I was telling you the story on the air, having
this meeting, and then I had to throw in the
hormonal pellet. Well, then the principal called me to the
office and was like yeah, we all listened. All listened.
Speaker 2: We all listened to your podcast.
Speaker 3: Not only did.
Speaker 2: Missus Thompson listen, but uh we listened as well. I
mean the vice principal and it would not It's really
not cool for you to be talking, you know, like
she was like, don't please don't talk about meetings with
the school anymore on your podcast, right, And also it
was pretty offensive for you to tell the teacher that
she needs to take hormono pellets. And I was like,
all right, I'm trying to do something nice, shoot me,
all right.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to give her giving her the
doctor's name in Pasadena. Yeah, you're welcome, go check her out.
Speaker 2: She got two for one. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: But then we had to do a Patreon about that, right,
Thank god for Patreon.
Speaker 2: Thank god for Patreon, because then yeah, then I had
I can't now go back on the air and say
I just got in trouble with the school, right, So
he had to do a Patreon to do it circumvent that.
Those are the day.
Speaker 3: God, Yes, that's happened too many times though, Like, yeah,
in little ways, I'm always scared now, yes, yeah, I'm
always a little bit scared. But part of that fear
is what gives us the hot adrenaline, right, Kaylan would
know he doesn't share shit, Yes, Trus, he's never heard.
Speaker 2: He's never heard.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: I'd like to talk to you about your podcast.
Speaker 3: One of these days, right, Kaylan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll see how many more of these school events?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Wait till he starts to go to school meetings?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, okay, Wait what.
Speaker 2: Now he's gonna learn from our mistakes?
Speaker 3: Is that kinder and one last year of preschool? Yeah, Blake,
last year preschool? Wow? Kinder's second second semester? Do they
do semesters of kindergarten? I don't know, but I.
Speaker 2: Feel like Kaylan's daughters are so little. They've been little
for so long.
Speaker 3: I feel like it too. But now it's gonna go
faster because I was.
Speaker 2: Going to school in first grade right now. That's crazy. Yeah,
that's true. It's so long. It's taken for them a
long time, but also it goes quick.
Speaker 3: Do you ever like, excuse me, this is kind of
off topic, but of what we're talking about. Do you
ever see maybe on Facebook, like now that the kids
are older, maybe a teacher that they had when they
were really young, that is like kind of cuckoo crazy,
like when you see their social media and you're like, oh, geez,
that was my kid's teacher.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't see that. I did. I did see
one of Sunny's one of his first teachers. I do see.
She retired, so I see her on She's grandma and
she was the best teacher. She was so sweet.
Speaker 3: Well, one of my kids teachers had sort of like
a well not even midlife because she was she's pretty young,
but she had kind of a a young midlife crisis
and started doing all of these like boudoir type photos.
Oh wow, in like lingerie and stuff, but like on Facebook,
where I'm like, oh, that was that was a first
grade teacher, Like who by the way, I always.
Speaker 2: Found a little harsh. Yeah, my kid.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say which kid had this teacher,
but the kid that had this teacher really liked her.
But she was kind of always harsh to the other kids.
She always had the vibe that she really did not
like the job of being an elementary school teacher and
had bigger plans for herself and right, which that's totally fine.
I had no problem with her. This is not a teacher.
I complained about on our show. It's just funny to
me because I'm like, oh, she quit teaching and then
found herself in a whole different yeah right, Like I'm
not saying she has an OnlyFans, but I'm not saying
she does. But I'm just saying it's like, yeah, and
then you just go, why am I even following this
person on Facebook? Somehow? When my kids were out of
elementary school, I followed a couple of the teachers. I
accepted my friend requests, and now I'm like, what am
I doing? I feel weird. It's weird, I know, I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well those are the days.
Speaker 3: I know. But all right, this has been a fun
walk down memory late. Yeah, and now we have some
topics for Friday, Yeah, which is not off the two case.
But let's say hi to our people that we didn't
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shirt and Sandra's nightdis being green and Jennifer needs to
stand up and Aaron is a dirty Sanchez Leslie still coughing?
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is true.
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Speaker 2: Nice. Okay, thank you Kylin, and thank you guys everybody
out there. We love you guys. Thank you for your support.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, we talked about should we say what we
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