Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, for crying out loud. Fun podcast one.
Speaker 2: Hey, on today's show, we talked about.
Speaker 3: Oh, we talked about our teeth lightning situations. We talked
about Stephanie and her little rendezvous with her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: In my twenties. Yeah, so we talked about our.
Speaker 1: Kid rock day.
Speaker 3: Oh god, oh totally memory Lane made decision.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks Sunny sund.
Speaker 3: On, I had vision night.
Speaker 2: To what's up?
Speaker 1: Everybody welcome.
Speaker 3: It's for crying out loud, for crying out loud, for
crying out loud.
Speaker 1: Get another episode? Yeah, another one. Let's pat ourselves on
the back, let's churning them out.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be like episode one thousand, right, Kaylin?
Speaker 3: How come everybody keeps track of Adams shows?
Speaker 1: But a number three, thy and twelve? But how come
nobody knows what show are we we're on? I'll thank you,
We'll talk to you're the next three thousand shows.
Speaker 2: How was your week?
Speaker 1: How was good? How's your stomach? You still see? It's
not in pain.
Speaker 3: It just feels weird, like if I can't I can't
like stand I don't think I'm ever going to stand
up straight again.
Speaker 1: No, it just it feels that tight you know that tightness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, but it's supposed to be.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: You have to like stretch it back out.
Speaker 3: That's what I was asking them. They said, no, not
unless you want to be in pain. You'll eventually get there.
You're gonna walk around like that the rest of your life.
You'll be fine, but I'll tell you, you're.
Speaker 2: Going to look like a really old lady walking all
hunched over, but you'll have really good ass.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 1: It's so funny.
Speaker 3: I was walking to the whatever I don't know that
at latim was in the hospital thing, and the two
nurses with me, and we were walking out of the
building to get into the van to go to the
Michael Jackson Yeah chamber, and uh, the lady.
Speaker 1: I walked in. The guy goes, oh.
Speaker 3: So okay, so let me just show you how to
you know, He's like, here's your locker room, here's where
you're gonna change. And I'm walking and I go, I
feel like Adam's No, I said, I feel like my
husband's grandmother.
Speaker 1: So specific, because.
Speaker 3: I did, you know, you feel like you're you know,
you're walked, you know, like as if I have assio
borosis or some shit, you know, like my spine's gonna
break in half.
Speaker 2: But did they offer you any vitamin D that I
just sat me, mamled me outside, ma'am sat me outside.
Speaker 3: No. But I'll tell you one thing that's been great
is the cryro therapy.
Speaker 1: Look at me. You know what I should do. I
should go home and yell at Adam.
Speaker 3: I told you we should have put Sonny in that
cold pool a long time ago.
Speaker 2: So by Cairo criro therapy, you mean putting an ice
crack on your river.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, not necessarily. I wish it was that easy.
Speaker 1: No, you know what, I still let me.
Speaker 3: Not pat myself on the back and call myself a
hero just yet, because I have not actually gotten into
the tank where you freeze your ass off.
Speaker 1: Haven't done that.
Speaker 3: I just have gone and had the spot therapy where they.
Speaker 1: Just do it. It's like a facial. You know, she
could do the face. She can do wherever.
Speaker 3: You know, like if you sprain your wrist, if you
what knee, they'll just they'll do for like twenty minutes
of freezing cold ice air on that spot that needs healing.
Speaker 1: And I can tell that my stomach has gotten pliable.
I guess it's a little more like flexible, a little more.
Speaker 3: You know, there's times where I was waking up in
the middle of the night because I love to sleep
on my side, and I used to be a stomach sleeper.
Speaker 2: What are you, Stephanie side side? Yes?
Speaker 1: Were you always a side sleeper? I think so? And
let me guess. I bet Caylan is a stomach sleeper.
I'm gonna guess. Am I right?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? I knew it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew it.
Speaker 2: Matt.
Speaker 1: Finally, er, what are your stomachs? Sleeper? Slide back? I
sleep on my side.
Speaker 2: Everything he says needs to be followed by a boom.
Speaker 1: Love is enthusiastm thank you, Matt. My stomach I love
mad love mad.
Speaker 2: I miss you mad.
Speaker 1: Question was worth the answer.
Speaker 2: I miss podcasting with you.
Speaker 1: We miss you.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it anymore for obvious reasons. But I
miss you.
Speaker 1: We miss you.
Speaker 2: Had nothing to do with you.
Speaker 1: Kaylen out the way, Let mak it out. I'm just
kidding to boom. Yes.
Speaker 3: See, So when I don't know why, but I always
I feel like men like to sleep. I don't know why.
I just feel like I've know a lot of men
that I've slept with in the baths.
Speaker 1: I don't know our stomach sleepers.
Speaker 3: And it's also like Sonny is a stomach sleep he well,
it's hard to tell because he's all over the place.
But Natalia sleeps in one spot. She doesn't move, and
she sleeps like on her on her side or her back.
She doesn't really sleep on her stomach anyway. I've always
slept on my stomach. Then they had the kids, then
you had the twins, right, can't do that? So and
I remember, I remember when the kids were babies. Adam goes,
I'm flipping them on their back now. I don't care
what Pediatrician Association says. I'm making our kids learn how
to sleep on their back because you're on their stomach. No,
he wants them to learn how to sleep on their
back because life is easier if you can sleep on
your back.
Speaker 2: I think he's got it confused, though, because the you're
supposed to make them they have to sleep on right back.
Speaker 3: Right, I know what I'm saying. It didn't care, It
doesn't care what they said. He's going to make them
sleep on their back. That was right, which is how
they're supposed to.
Speaker 2: I let my kids sleep on their stomach, but that's
because I was doing the wrong thing right right, because
they like to sleep on their stomach. But he thinks
it's more proper, so if you want for him, he
doesn't even care about whether they could like the breathing issue.
Speaker 1: Or he didn't care about if they live.
Speaker 3: It's more for them to learn how to yes, because
it's your life. You will go through life a lot
easier if you could just fall asleep on your back,
is what he's saying.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean like if you're on an.
Speaker 3: Airplane, when you go have surgery and you're in the
hospital most of the time, you got to sleep on
your ben. You're on your back, you know, when you're
pregnant or whatever, whatever, it is easier if you can
just lay down.
Speaker 1: If you're at work.
Speaker 2: Like me, Yeah, I think that I think that has
as much, but he might be onto something because I
cannot sleep in cars. I can't sleep on airplanes never,
never fall asleep in less. The only way I can
sleep on an airplane is if I have the trade
table down and the person in front of me doesn't
have their seat reclined. Then I get like a sweatshirt
and I ball it up and I put it on
the trade table and I.
Speaker 1: Put my head on it like a pillow. That's what
sunning it does.
Speaker 2: But then of course you wake up and it's as
if you just had a tummy tuck because you're because
you can't, I can't. Everything hurts, you can't sit upright
right exactly. It takes like fifteen minutes and get back
to yeah, stand erect snap back together.
Speaker 1: But yeah.
Speaker 3: So I've been sleeping on my side for the most
so like some So what I'm about saying is is
a lot of times I'm sometimes I sleep on my side,
and finally I've been able to. The whole time I've
had only could only be on my back, but recently
now I'm able to sleep on the side. But I
still got the compression garment right, and so I don't
know if it's the compression it's not the compression garment,
but it doesn't help because it's got those clasps and
the zipper and all that, and it starts to just
dig right into my hip bone and into my side.
Speaker 1: And then the.
Speaker 3: Doctor tells me, you know, you're gonna feel zings every
now and then you'll start to feel a zing or
something weird, or it's gonna feel numb, you know when
you touch the skin, blah blah blah. And it's just
the worst feeling. So after a while, I fall asleep
on my side. I wake up going ah, you know,
in pain. But since i've been going to the cry row,
I've been okay, I mean it's been it's.
Speaker 1: Been less and less and less. How often do you
go twice?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I had gone three, three times three, So it's helping.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I've been. I've been trying to go like
every few days. It's not that far from the house,
so it's yeah, it's easy. There's no excuse, there's no
you really don't need an appointment. You just call him
ahead of time, say can you come? Can you do
me at three o'clock? Fine, So it's been, it's been nice,
it's been helpful.
Speaker 2: I'm going through a somewhat of a process myself. Yeah,
it's not I don't have to go to a place
and get like the cold therapy. But I have been
using some crust white strips. Oh does that know?
Speaker 3: I was just going to tell you that my tooth
is sensitive, my front left tooth and I don't know why,
but it's been really sensitive and now I'm nervous.
Speaker 1: Huh oh m hm.
Speaker 2: I So I finally I went to the dentist. Well
what you went to the dentist because I was like,
you know what, I'm ready. So you know, remember, do
you remember what is starting off my ted talk tooth talk?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ted Talk.
Speaker 2: Tooth to point zero was the first time, the first
tooth that I had to have pulled. Then when I
was finally after months and months and months, I was like, Okay,
I've had this gap in my mouth of looking like
a hell abilly for long enough. It's time for me
to go and get a consult. I went in, had
the clean ail.
Speaker 3: He never looked like a babillity, never even couldn't even
see it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can see it. So I went in
to go get the consult. But then right before I
was right after I went in, I was supposed to
go back like a week later to get the impression made.
And that's when I was like, oh no, now I'm
having toothpaint on the other side. That's when I was like, Okay,
it can't be. It's got to just be like a
sinus infection. That's when I went into full denial mode,
but then went to the dentist on the off off
off chance that it was tooth related, that my toothache
was too related. Went in and that's when she was like, oh, honey,
you need a root canal. So the first tooth missing
tooth got put on the back burner. Anyway, finally went
in to have the impression made, which, by the way,
is a whole cush off.
Speaker 1: The impression thing. Yeah, I hate it.
Speaker 2: It's three appointments. First they make this impression and then
they're going to make you a tooth. Right, they stick
this thing in your into the whole hole basically, yeah,
that sticks out, and I don't know. I was like,
oh my god, get that thing out of my get
that thing out. Then they go, okay, don't bite down
because you got a thing sticking out. Then they take
some extras, Then they do an impression blah blah blah.
Then she tells me, hey, you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna go with that color on your teeth, the color thing.
Speaker 2: And I was like, well what color. She's like, well,
if you want to whiten your teeth, now's the time
because they're going to match the color of a tooth
to the shade of your teeth, And.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, well, I have some bonding on
my teeth.
Speaker 2: So I was like, well, are they going to are
my teeth going to be able to whiten? And she
goes up at the gum line, you can do it
and you should get going.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: So I said okay, but she said that crust white
strips are every bit as good as now getting your
teeth whitened at the door.
Speaker 3: Really, She's like, go to Costco and get them. Really,
so you went and got them and did they make
I did?
Speaker 2: I've used it. I've done it twice. I don't know
what the It doesn't really say, like do you do
it once a day every day? Could you just kind
of go do it all day long? Should I sleep
in it? I don't really these are questions I have.
Speaker 1: I don't know they. I mean, it doesn't say it
in the directions.
Speaker 2: It just says okay. So the costcode it comes in
a two pack. One is for a one hour express, right,
but you get twenty of those, and then the other
one is a half hour thirty minutes and you get
a bunch of those.
Speaker 1: Here we go with that again crrying a YaST infection.
Speaker 2: Do you want to get what you want to get
white teeth in a in thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: Or you want to do it an inconvenience with the
fucking thing in your mouth for an hour?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Which one is it? Why? Why not? Then? I'm not
going for the express.
Speaker 2: I'm imagining that the This is what I imagine. Yeah,
I don't work for the company, so I'm having to
do some guesswork, right, But like I hired a private
investigator to work on this called Google. No, I actually
didn't google this. I'm assuming that the thirty minute one
is a more powerful whitening, so you only do it
like once a day so that your teeth don't you
don't overwhelm your teeth. And then after you've whitened your teeth.
This is my guess, right, you use the one hour
kind for like a touch up. I could be totally wrong, though,
Have you ever used them?
Speaker 3: Ca?
Speaker 1: What does Calein does? He's just like, you're good. You
guys have been doing this a while.
Speaker 3: It's somewhere like an autopilot. I look over, there's nobody
in there. We're just flying. So not finally, hope one
of us. Don't have a heart attack. We're all going
to go down.
Speaker 2: I know, no heal.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm making myself some coffee bitches. The thing
is is UH.
Speaker 3: When I was like I remember specifically when I was
younger and I was working at UH in New World
Entertainment and I was doing the the strips, right, it
was hurting. They had him back then, Yeah, they had
him back then, and it hurt my teeth really bad.
And I remember there was a song called Beck. I mean,
there was a song that Beck did.
Speaker 1: It'll come to Me, oh song, I'm a loser baby. Yeah, okay, wow,
I don't kill me right.
Speaker 3: I wanted to kill myself because K I would listen
to K rock every morning on the way to work.
Speaker 1: That song was on and it has something.
Speaker 3: That kept repeating throughout the song, like like a sound like.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was, but it was like
a trigger.
Speaker 3: Every time I heard that song, my teeth hurt because
my teeth at because I would wear that on the
way to work because it took like a half an
hour or whatever, and they would wear it on the
way to work, and my teeth were sensitive and they're like,
I'll just use the sensorine toothpaste.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, this is like trying to cure one thing but
then causes a different problem that then you got to
take something for that problem.
Speaker 1: Right, And Beck's like, how did I get hurt?
Speaker 2: Well, years ago I did the tooth whitening thing too.
But they made you trays and then you put this
little gel in the trays and then you wore them overnight.
And it was super paine. I remember, I'd be like,
my teeth would hurt me?
Speaker 1: What it was I was using?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, so I think that's what you're using.
And it was super pricey. It was like hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 1: It was. I got it at the drug store.
Speaker 2: Oh well, this is like they have to make you
the tray and then you they give you this gel
that looks like it's like a heroin needle.
Speaker 1: Right, I don't know why. No, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Immediately jumped to Heroin's got to be in those Yeah,
you know, it looked like a lot of the heroin
needles I use, right surrenders.
Speaker 3: But you know I didn't do that because I couldn't
do that because I have the bonding, I had the
Maryland Bridge, I had the tooth.
Speaker 1: It's not my tooth right, right, so I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't wipeen my teeth because that's never gonna get right,
so that one won't right. But in my twenties I
thought I was going to buck the system somehow, and
I bought the stuff from over the counter and I
would try it and try it. I go O, came,
I'll just do my bottom teeth then, or whatever the
teeth that nobody sees, right, but I'll do it.
Speaker 1: But it's still I couldn't take it.
Speaker 3: It hurts so bad. I just I had to. I
just didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Stopped.
Speaker 3: Then when I got older, I got my tooth fixed,
and I was like, if.
Speaker 1: You're gonna match it, can you can? You can? You thin?
Can you lighten the ones around it to match it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You can, But I think what she didn't want
it looking like was like a weird like one big
bright tooth sticking out on the side.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: And then you know, I did. I took a look
in the mirror and I was like, yeah, I got
I have some stained teeth from coffee and you know whatever.
So well, yeah, but now I'm I have the cris
Whites drips my whole life is going to change. Really,
things are going to be a lot different.
Speaker 1: So how long have you been using them?
Speaker 2: I've done it twice.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's like therapy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, So that was that happened?
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know why. You just reminded me of a story.
Oh will you remind me? Let's do our as?
Speaker 1: Will you remind me to tell you kok story? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, Hey.
Speaker 1: Dude, I can't.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've probably told you this story, but
if i, if I did, it was a real long
year ago. Yeah, it'll be new to you.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we forget stuff, so this will did we just
do an ad? So many years ago? I was early twenties.
I lived in Well, I called it Studio City, but
it was officially North Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Lived in an apartment there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like I used to live in Cal's Like,
all right, storytime, I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: He left again.
Speaker 2: You could just feel him rolling his eyes, like, all right,
put another story about your twenties. Fascinating, Caleb's like, I'm
in my twenties and I've got a ball and chain
and two little kids. I didn't I was fancy free,
That's what I was fancy free in my twenties and
drinking up a storm and sleeping with my neighbors, which
is where this story is going. Oh nice, Okay, So
I lived in this apartment building and there was a
guy who lived across the hall from me. I know,
I've told you the story, but it doesn't matter. So
you know what apartments like. So my door opened up,
and his door was right across, like a right across
from me.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: His name is Michael, and he was a guitar player,
and he was in a band called School of Rock.
No School of Fish. Okay, Now do you remember this
band because they ended up being played a lot on
K rock.
Speaker 1: They had a song called.
Speaker 2: Three Strange Days. I had no motivation. Well, anyway, we
play a second. Will you look up the song three
Strange Days and see if ce if Lynnette recognizes it?
All right, But before before they had a song on
K rock, they were like it was Michael, my neighbor,
and a couple of his well, and his friend Josh,
and they were in a band is what I knew,
called called School of Fish. Okay, all hold on, see
if you recognize it.
Speaker 1: It does sound from us.
Speaker 2: See if you recognize this. It was played all the
time on k rock for a while. Maybe skip to
the middle of it. Oh, yeah, it was a big
song for a little while. Yeah, okay, I totally know
that song. Yeah. I So. Michael was my friend and
he would sometimes invite me to like his gigs. I
remember going to one at Coconut Teaser, Cocaine and Teaser, yep,
And Okay, at the time, I know I told you
this because I remember you telling me stories about I've
totally told you this story.
Speaker 1: About whatever matter.
Speaker 2: I was working at record companies and I was I
worked at r c A in promotions, and I tried
to sneak their cassette tape into different people's offices, remember that.
And because I love the I love the band, I
was like, oh my god, you guys should be famous,
Like this music is so good. And I got it
to this guy I want to say his name was Bernie.
I can't remember, but they did. They finally did like
a showcase and a bunch of and the guy that
I gave it to was like, yeah, I don't really
do like I don't really do. I don't really listen
to unsolicited tapes. It has to kind of come from
an agent. But that guy was at this Coconut teaser showcase.
This is before they were signed, obviously, and I remember
I went up to him, probably kind of drunk, and
I was like, fucking told you better snap this band up.
And they did have a little bitting more in those days.
Speaker 1: If you were in a band.
Speaker 2: What they did was they had like a little they
tried to get you to record your demo in their studio.
I guess then they got first DIBs on it. I
don't I don't know. I'm not always in a band.
But anyway, they got signed and one night, like super drunk,
I would go over to Michael's house and we would
sit in his room and drink Jack Daniels And that's
kind of who I was, right, just we would pass
around like he was.
Speaker 1: The first alcohol that I ever drank, like real alcohol.
Speaker 2: SIPs of Jack Daniels, got drunk, had sex with him.
Speaker 1: Did you like him before the.
Speaker 3: Fact that he was I mean, so you already knew
he was in a band, but what came first?
Speaker 1: Were you like into that band? And then was like
it was like this they were not signed.
Speaker 2: Everybody was doing something like I mean, I think I
was trying to be a stand up comic, or it
might might have been a little before I was actually
trying to be a comedian. I'm sure I was, but
I was probably in my little improv doing my improv.
Speaker 1: At that time.
Speaker 2: We were all in Los Angeles trying to do something something,
So I don't think it was like, oh, I was
so impressed that he was in a band.
Speaker 1: I just thought he was talented.
Speaker 2: I liked him, but he's a good guitar player, right, No,
the band was not signed at the time that I
like that. We started like kind of having a little,
oh sexual liaison. Okay, it was more like he lived
across the hall from me. I got drunk, Well he's there,
I'm there. I thought he was cute.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I wasn't like I want him to be my boyfriend.
I think it was like, we're both here, we live
across the hall from each other. I really liked him
as a person and thought he was really nice. He's
like a sensitive he was a sensitive, sweet guy. And anyway,
so I remember we had sex and it was fine,
but I remember that he said to me we probably
had sex like twice. And then I remember that he
said to me, like, I don't think this is a
good idea because like we're neighbors and we're NABS, and
like it might put a damper on my musician having
sex with women I meet at gigs like exactly, And
I remember not being that hurt by it, like I
get it right, Okay, cool, yea. Anyway, it's kind of
sad because when you want to bring home, like, but
we stayed friends and I went to all their gigs
and I was very supportive of them, and then I
was so happy for them when they got kind of famous.
And then Josh Michael's partner, the guy in the band,
he died really young, like right around that time of
testicular cancer. I know, but Michael Ward went on to
be the guitar player for the Wallflowers. I was gonna say,
really yeah for a long time. Wow yeah, And I'm
still friends with them on Facebook. I have like pictures
of him hanging out in my apartment when we'd have parties.
Yeah yeah, like sitting on a couch in front of
a giant cure poster.
Speaker 1: You a cure poster.
Speaker 2: Just the care rack thing reminded me of those days. Right.
It seems like a lifetime.
Speaker 3: Aguy, I know so many, I know I miss I
was thinking about those days, like, well, first of all,
there's like a kare rock like pamphlet that's constantly sitting here.
Why I have no like kay Rack Acoustic Christmas nineteen
ninety seven, which was the year ninety two years after
I met Adam God two years.
Speaker 2: Third Eye Blind. Let's take a walk down. Yeah, look
at the band Quabats No no recollection of them, David Bowie,
I haven't heard of them no ever, Clear Laid, that's crazy,
Green Day the band Live I used to love Live
Me too. Yeah, Porta's head kind of liked porta'shead. I
couldn't tell you Emo for me save Ferris Big recollection
of them, Sugar Ray. Yeah, we've had him in our studio. Yes,
Third Eye Blind and three eleven and three eleven.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what night is that?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 3: That ninth that's nineteen ninety seven, Yeah, because they would
do two nights. This one is Fiona applew York Chumbawamba,
Get Knocked Down and I Get Up Again? Jameric, Why
Jane's Addiction? Matchbox twenty, Sarah McLaughlin, uh smash Mouth sneaker
Pimps and the verve.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy. I know, that's such a blast from
the past, because totally the only one that is probably
really making new music is Fiona Apple, who put out
an album not too long ago. If it was, if
I do say so myself, horrible, I was okay, I
was gonna I was that you that thought that thought
it was bad?
Speaker 3: Right, Oh god, okay, it was really you didn't like it,
but your co host liked it.
Speaker 2: She did. But then and but then she listened to
it a few more times and she was like, I
kind of see what you mean.
Speaker 3: It's not good, okay, because Jody. Two things that Jody
told me last time I saw her, and she came
over and we had like a social distance twelve feet
apart because it was a while ago in my backyard,
and she was remember her telling me too things. She's like,
you gotta read the book Daisy Jones and the Six right.
Speaker 2: Yes, And she's like, and you gotta listen to the
new Fiona Apple album. Oh boy, one of those things
is true.
Speaker 3: I was like, really, and she's like, yes, trust me,
trust me, I know you learn it.
Speaker 1: Trust me, You're gonna love them. By blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, okay, okay, I wrote it down and
I was gonna actually I put it on my like think.
I think I was gonna bring it up and talk
about it and I might have even.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we didn't even get to the other to
the book.
Speaker 3: We got to the Fiona Apple and that's when you said, no,
don't no, right, no, so you didn't let.
Speaker 1: You don't like the the Fila. It's almost like.
Speaker 2: She recorded it while she was doing other things in
her house.
Speaker 1: But I know that was on purpose.
Speaker 2: But it's like, are you doing your dishes and like
tripping around your house?
Speaker 1: Did you let the dog out? Like what's happening? Right?
Tripping over? Sure?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Though, it's like so much
ambient ambient noise, right, that was like I guess artistic,
but it's over my head.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, no, not my speed either. Okay, well
then I guess I won't.
Speaker 2: Did you ever listen to Daisy Jones and the Six.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I love that book. I have a new
book for you.
Speaker 2: You do, sure to go? So you know how my friend,
you know, I have a friend named Wendy Aaron's and
she's who. She is, our go to gal for good books.
Every once in a while she gives me a book
that I don't like it all. She's the one who
turned me onto you.
Speaker 3: Ah okay, okay.
Speaker 2: So Wendy and I go way back, and she knows
my personality and I'm like, look, please don't recommend books
that are going to have like too much description of
a chair.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to like that.
Speaker 2: So she gets it. There are certain books she likes
that I don't like, but she knows my taste right.
So she told me to read this book which I
listened to called The Push.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Another couldn't put it down, really could not put it down.
Speaker 1: Super good.
Speaker 2: You will love it. But here's my only advice for you,
because only because it was coming from when, because the
first couple chapters I was super bored.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm not.
Speaker 2: First of all, and they'll tell you the reason why.
It describes three generations, so there's a Basically, the story
centers around a woman who's just had a baby, but
they also talk about her mom and then her mom's
childhood with her mom at the very beginning. That's how
they set the scene is like kind of three generations,
trace generations, and you have to kind of muscle through
the first couple chapters because you're like, fuck are these people?
I'm just trying to shop and trader Joe's yew an
easy story, like I can't keep who what? But because
Wendy swore to me the I'd enjoy it. I was like, Okay,
it's this has got to be going somewhere. This can't
just be like describing like old people and their kids.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Once I got through the first once I got to
the sort of present day, I was like okay, ye.
And then and then from there you can't put it down. Oh,
I had to, like I listened to it.
Speaker 1: It takes for you to get there. I mean it
was the first chat first.
Speaker 2: Probably a good forty five minutes in until it's like
until you're like, oh oh my god, I'm hooked, and
then you cannot. I was like, let me walk the
dog four times today, right, constantly like having to be.
Speaker 1: Like what, John, I'm sure I'm listening to something.
Speaker 3: I hate that I hain't it right, because you know
I always do that. I'll listen to something. I'll listen
to a story, or I'll listen to a podcast and
in the beginning they set it up right, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Right. Then they get to
the meat of the story and I was like, wait,
how did they meet? Now I gotta go back and listen.
Speaker 2: Yes, wait, how did she get that job to begin with?
Speaker 3: I gotta go back, you know what I mean, because
at the beginning, I'm just like want and that's.
Speaker 2: What I kind of did terrible. I didn't make myself
go back, though, but I was I was losing focus, Like, Okay,
I think I was just thinking about should I get
one percent milk or two percent milk? Right right for
five minutes while they were droning on about something, and
then I would go back a little bit. But then
but once I got looked on it, I can't do.
Speaker 3: I can't listen really listen and like read things and
focus and like.
Speaker 1: I could shop, but I can't like look.
Speaker 3: At the price and then when like or or which
which one's better than which, which label is.
Speaker 1: Better than the other one, or blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: I have to make them a decision. I'm not paying
attention to what the book is doing.
Speaker 1: The only I'm not.
Speaker 2: No, I'm like that too, and then I have to
go backwards.
Speaker 1: Always hitting rewind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I also my other problem is sometimes
I fall asleep. I set my sleep timer on it,
and then I fall asleep, and then I have to
go what chapter was I on? I have the back
like three chapters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what happened with the Queen's Gamut with me
writing asleep right right.
Speaker 1: Well, I do that with John all the time.
Speaker 2: We'll be watching something like even when we were watching
the Morning Show, and then I fall asleep, and then
I have to go back to the show before because
it all looks new to me, right, And then I
realized that I was watching it even possibly with my
eyes open, but already falling asleep.
Speaker 1: If we're gone gone, because.
Speaker 2: John's like, I think you were still awake during this part,
and I'm like, no, I don't remember. I know, I
know when did this character get introduced?
Speaker 3: You know, it's such a good sorry punched, you know,
it's such a good show that I almost was going
to go back and watch again because I was like
looking for something to watch because you know, I'm not
moving around too much these days.
Speaker 1: But is the Leftovers. Did you ever watch that?
Speaker 2: I didn't, but I love the author, I know you
do that wrote that book, Tom Peroni, Yes, pa Parata
right per little Children he wrote, which is a fabulous book.
Speaker 1: Yes, he wrote a lot of books that we love.
Speaker 2: Election.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that and love it, love it. Yes, Yes,
you've never seen The Leftovers?
Speaker 3: Oh, Stephanie, that's such a that's such a great show.
Speaker 2: Well if it's so good, why didn't you finish it?
Speaker 1: I watched it? Oh you finished the whole Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like thinking to myself, maybe I'll watch it again,
like I watched Breaking Bad all over again, Like maybe I'll.
Speaker 1: Watch The Leftovers.
Speaker 3: I don't think Sonny's gonna like man, maybe it's just
just had this whole like curiosity of like what really
the hell is going on?
Speaker 1: And also it starred it stars what's his name? Who
I love?
Speaker 3: Who's handsome but also super talented, funny director, writer. He's
a funny guy. I used to be married to Jennifer Aniston.
Uh just throw yes, thank you see I should watch
it all over again.
Speaker 1: It's such a good and the theme song. For some reason,
I just love it. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I just love I I was so bored looking for
something to watch, couldn't find s, I couldn't finance really
anything to watch. I totally forgot about the Today Show,
the Morning Show, The Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, are now are we coming out.
Speaker 1: Of the pandemic?
Speaker 2: Are we going to be able to do other things
besides binge watch television?
Speaker 3: I thought, for some reason I was going to get
a vaccine today.
Speaker 2: Oh you did stupid well.
Speaker 1: I got this like email from a doctor.
Speaker 3: So remember I was looking for a doctor for a
long time before I hooked up with your doctor, the
one that likes to get you know, smacked around.
Speaker 1: Yeah the victim right, uh before that.
Speaker 3: So so I found one doctor a in my area
and I went to them like twice, like one for
my physical because they needed a physical and I don't
really like care for the way he handled the whole
physical thing. It was like all right, we'll do your blood, this,
this and that, and he's like, yeah, you're healthy, that's fine.
Speaker 1: I go, well, wait a minute, like I'm coming up
on fifty. Don't I need a colonoscopy?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, you want one? Short?
Speaker 3: So I starts writing stuff down, so it's like I
don't think, I don't know, and also.
Speaker 2: Very hey, if that's how you get your kicks, sure,
go ahead.
Speaker 1: That's what what you want, totally right.
Speaker 2: And then I learned that huh.
Speaker 3: So then I had to make another appointment to come
back just to get my test results, just for them
to tell me.
Speaker 1: I was like, fine, I can call you now.
Speaker 3: I said something else I had to do. I don't remember,
maybe urine and forgot to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. So I went back the second time.
It was in a.
Speaker 3: Period of like two weeks, very boo bougie too, like
like you know, like hey, we do you know home
calls too, house calls or what.
Speaker 1: It's very new age and everything, and I was like, whoa,
what am I doing? You want me to just.
Speaker 2: Drop by with the results, right, I'll show you that
you're a specimen.
Speaker 1: I'll show I'll bring it over in his.
Speaker 2: A little black bag, like like the guy like the
Neil Laane guy on the bouchelor. Yeah, comes over with
puts out like a little black velvet thing on your table,
and that lines up your specimens right exactly.
Speaker 1: Yes. So I was like not anyway.
Speaker 3: I was like not into them, him them whatever, And
so then I went with your guy, so then I
get it. So he get emails from them once in
a while. So I got an email from them last
week that was like, hey, good news, we got the vaccines.
Do you want to sign up if you're in good standing?
And I was like, what does that mean good? I
don't even know if that's the word that you they
use good not good standing, but something like that, like.
Speaker 2: Like if you don't have a balance.
Speaker 3: It wasn't yes, see when I say that's good, help
you think that I don't.
Speaker 1: I thought it meant like if you're a I don't
know why, but if you didn't like ditch for some
other guy, right then come on in or something like that.
I don't know. It said something like if you're something
something okay.
Speaker 3: So then I was like, oh, it totally took me
by surprise, like oh my god, Oh my god. So
I clicked on the link and then it was like Monday,
and it was Monday all the days of the week
of this week, so this is like first come for
some So I click on Monday, everything's taken. Click on
Tuesday and it's like Tuesday, four oh nine pm, right,
So it was like okay, and I click on it,
and then I was like wow, and then I forgot
about it, and then I was like, wait a minute, sorry,
it was on Monday. It was on today, so it
was like Monday four oh nine.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I was like last night I was looking
through my email.
Speaker 3: I was like, I shouldn't I have gotten a confirmation
like hey, we'll see you tomorrow, or don't you need
to fill out paperwork or don't don't you want my
insurance on something? Yeah? I can't just like just go ay,
I'll take It's not the fucking dry bar, right. It
was like, wow, why why haven't I heard from them?
Speaker 1: Goddamn dry bar? What's it ever going to open up?
Speaker 3: By the way, and Pasadena's dry bar ever gonna open anyway.
Speaker 1: Turns out what they meant was if.
Speaker 2: You're at the right age one day, oh, if you're
in the eligibility tier.
Speaker 1: But they didn't say eligibility or tears. They said something
about if your I should pull.
Speaker 3: It up something that messed that. First of all, when
you get the email, it's like, hey, we have the vaccine.
Are you interested? Click off, you're interested? Click on the link?
And I was like, you know, so it took me
by surprise. I got all excited.
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah interested, yes, sir, course right.
Speaker 3: So yeah, turns out last till last night, as I'm searching,
I'm starting to like really start to lose my dignity
by going I think, I don't think what I did.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm really going to wait to get
the vaccine tomorrow? Who am I kidding?
Speaker 3: And I went back and read it, and then I
went and read the frying print. And you know, anyway,
April first, though, supposedly.
Speaker 1: Which is coming right up?
Speaker 2: Yes, what's today? Like the twenty eighth, twenty ninth, twenty eighth,
twenty eight, twenty ninth, can hello, it's almost April come?
Speaker 1: And I know, I know.
Speaker 3: Let's the other thing, It's like, what am I going
to do for spring break? I don't know what to
do these kids. I know that they got nothing to
do anywhere at their home all the time. I'm just
Sonny's the only one like Natalia. She's having the time
of her life every second of the day all the time.
Speaker 1: Right, But it's Sonny. It's like, what am I going
to do?
Speaker 3: I should I feel like I should do something as
a good mother, maybe I should plan something where we
go away like him, and I like, I don't know,
but he's a teenager now, is that I don't know? Like?
Speaker 1: Or should should I have Adam do something with him?
Speaker 2: Should?
Speaker 3: I don't know, like I so I reached out to
Melissa and and uh, because Melissa and I used to
take the kids to ranch Overlax so right, right, but
obviously they've grown out of that. So I reached out
to Melissa, and you know, stupid Archie has football, so
he can't do anything because he's he's like busy with
his two A days.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. We're gonna have to figure something out.
Speaker 2: But remember when you used to go to Catalina go ziplining.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Then you could gride the ferry out there.
Speaker 3: That's a good it's a good day. That's a great idea.
Except Sonny hated it.
Speaker 1: Oh he did.
Speaker 3: He did not want it. Well, he's older now, he
was scared. He did not want to do the zipline.
Speaker 2: Oh but I bet he would now he.
Speaker 1: Probably wouldn't now. Yeah, but you know what.
Speaker 3: Sonny has become like he doesn't want to like everything
sounds like fun on paper, like sure, and then the
time comes like really, do where are we going?
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 3: You know, like you know what I mean, like we
we both have the same issue, Like therefore they're this,
they're but then you offer them ten Schmorgas board of
things and they're like, I'm fine. I'm fine being by myself,
fine going on my four hour walks by myself.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, some of our listeners will tell We'll
love to say like, hey, don't try to plan your
kid's social life because you know whatever, fuck off and
I have panted work out Xander having a friend, right,
So remember I told you last week about his new friend.
He has a new friend. Let's call him Lyle. I
told you about Lyle.
Speaker 3: Okay, so for you, sorry, before you tell us about Lyle,
let me ask you a quick question.
Speaker 1: Do you own a rent your home?
Speaker 2: Yes, Lyle, Lyle, Lyle, Lyle crocodile. So Xander's new friend, Lyle.
They really get along.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Since last week I think I told you they'd had
one hangout. Now they've had three or maybe even four.
Speaker 1: Nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they got together yesterday and the day before
and Lynette, this is genius because I didn't realize. So,
you know, I've complained about Xander and he'll have a
friend and then it didn't go well. Remember the friend
who was like watching gun shows and yeah, and wouldn't
let them play.
Speaker 1: With his drums and that's shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't touch my shit. And what are you so
kind of a pussy that you can't do this skateboard trick?
So this, this new friend is like totally Xander's speed,
and they've been having so much fun together. And the
thing that's so genius is it's like when we were kids.
It's like all I need, all Xander needed was a
friend who likes to do stuff, because I let Xander
go do whatever. You want to walk to Starbucks, Walk
to Starbucks with your friend.
Speaker 1: You guys want to go to the.
Speaker 2: Park and like skateboard around.
Speaker 1: Go for it. It's your shind of white fan, go
for it.
Speaker 2: Hello, check out? Do they have ice cream cone? Can
you help them find their puppy?
Speaker 1: Get involved?
Speaker 2: Yes, be a helper, That's what I tell them. I'm
teaching him.
Speaker 1: That's right, it's good. It's good. It's good.
Speaker 2: Be kind to strangers. Don't assume people have old bad motives. Right,
So people are going to be like, wait, this is
a parenting I just say, what's happening. People that just
come in and for one episode their friends recommended, and
they're like, wait, what.
Speaker 1: Get involved. I don't let your neighbors down part of
the community.
Speaker 2: They're missing their puppy. You to stand there and not
see their new puppy or help them find a new puppy.
Something's wrong out with their puppy, and you get to
the bottom of it.
Speaker 3: Yes, don't be a part of the problem.
Speaker 1: To be a part of the solution. Exactly.
Speaker 2: Yes, anyway, Xander, it can just go do whatever they want.
I would say that the Starbucks is like a mile
and a half from our house.
Speaker 3: Maybe, h So they live close, Fine, they can they
can go meet up and stuff.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I have to go pick up lylela Crocodile. Okay,
lives in Northridge.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Then I bring them to our house and they are
for they have They're off and running for the day.
They love. They're both like, all right, we're going to
the park. All right, we're going skateboarding.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: We're playing volleyball outside. Okay, we're playing We're throwing a
football around. Okay, we're playing basketball. Oh so yesterday and
this totally reminded me of my youth. They went to
Starbucks and then so Angeline tools around our neighborhood. Sometimes
you don't remember Angeline.
Speaker 1: Of course pink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so does she do nothing? She's so old now too,
she's like eighty. She wasn't she's old when we were.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, So for people that don't know what Angeline is,
she's just this what do you call her?
Speaker 2: Just some She's like.
Speaker 1: The original Kardashian.
Speaker 2: Yes, Like she got famous for being famous because her
husband bought all these billboards for her and put them
up on Sunset Boulevard and they were like, she's a
blonde bombshell or she was, and she was like almost
like a centerfold pose, right but with clothes on, right,
and then she just and it just said Angeline.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it was pair her whole her brand is pink.
Speaker 2: Kind of like a Pia Zadora thing where she's just
famous for being like a bombshell.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: She really had that, and I think it was before
a plastic surgery where they could make your you know,
hips look like you know, she had that whole hour
glass figure, right, and she drove around in a pink
corvette that said Angeline on the license plate.
Speaker 2: And she still does.
Speaker 1: And she still does.
Speaker 2: That's how you know she's around because we constantly have
Angeline sightings. Wow, so Xander had one recently right in
our neighborhood. I think she lives kind of close to us.
And so Xander and Lyle Isle Crocodile decided that they
were going to go after Starbucks. They were going to
go to Michael's and get pink shirt pink t shirts
and decorate them to say like Angeline Angeline fan Club.
And then they bought like pink feather BoA's. Oh, I
have a picture of it. I got to sell you
a picture.
Speaker 1: Horrible.
Speaker 2: I'll put the picture of it on our Instagram because
it looks so crazy.
Speaker 1: That's so cute. You know, how honored she must if
she knew about them, Like do you know? I mean,
I don't know.
Speaker 2: They want they want to dress up in their Angelina
fan club gear on the off chance that they run
into her, like at that Starbucks. So they were so
so then they told me that they went and they
went skateboarding around the neighborhood in their Angeline, which was
basically a cut off pink T shirt and pink boas
so you can imagine. And Xander goes, uh, yeah, we
got kind of mixed reviews, that's what he said. He goes,
some people were like cool outfits guys or whatever, and
some people like just dead ass stared at us. I
was like, well, yeah, that's just like that. That is
so huge.
Speaker 1: So how many times they see it?
Speaker 2: Let's not talk about this with Lyle's mom. Oh yeah,
well what she would she care?
Speaker 1: I don't know how many times have they seen Angeline twice?
Speaker 2: So well, the first time they were hanging out together
and went to Starbucks, they apparently she drove by. They
saw her car, and that's how they got the idea
in their head. How cute. My point though, is that
they're doing stuff that like I remember being Xander's age
twelve thirteen and just always up to no good, like
always up to craziness, having some scheme, and it was like,
oh my god, they're out doing stuff and not just
inside playing a video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the best I know.
Speaker 2: They're out thinking of weird stuff to do, like I
used to with my friends, make lunch and bring it
to the restaurant. I think I told you go to
Bob's Big Boy. I lived in West LA when I
was twelve. Make ourselves like a cheese sandwich. I'm mustard
with mustard. Take it to Bob's Big Boy. Go sit
in a booth and just have our own lunch and
maybe buy a soda. And the waitresses thought it was funny,
like they would let us do it. It's so cute.
Speaker 1: Ah, I love that.
Speaker 2: And we thought that was the funniest thing. Or that
play ding dung ditch, which you can't do it anymore.
Yeah because of ring.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I tried to make buttermilk like lotion like or no,
what was it, rose milk, rose milk lotion where I
took like like I thought, if I took rose petals
and I ground them and the death, I would like
milk them for some reason, because there's some rose milk
lotion that was like, you know, in the stores and
in commercials, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, I want to make my own.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stuff like that, and the neighbors get mad at you.
Nowadays you'd steal someone's roses, right oh yeah, and then
they would Nowadays they would make a post about you
on next door and you'd be like arrested screwed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good thing they didn't have next door app when
you were like screwing your neighbor.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people would be like Stephanie and what's his name
across the way?
Speaker 1: Look out for those two. Yep, yep.
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