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Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media. Hi, Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news,

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the daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians and the

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comedy industry. Johnny Mack, you never talk about the roost

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of Kevin Hard. I know, right, We'll get to that

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in a second, but I gotta tell you Conan O'Brien

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will return to host the Oscars for a third year

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in a row.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Surprisingly to me, the reaction on social media was kind

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of man, people are like, oh, Conn's back. They did

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not seem excited about it. I think Conan did a

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fine job and just roll it back. The Oscars are

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heading to YouTube, so you know, when it goes to YouTube,

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they're gonna have like somebody like mister Beast hosts the things.

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So while it's still on ABC, let's just do a

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proper show with a nice, solid host. Conan O'Brien will

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host the ninety ninth Oscars March fourteenth to twenty twenty seven.

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I'll have to stay up late that night. Craig Erwitch,

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president of Disney Television Group, said Conan has created remarkable

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energy around the Oscars. His singular comedic voice makes Hollywood's

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biggest night one of the most entertaining celebrations of the year.

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We're proud to welcome him back and look forward to

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what he and the producing team deliver next. Interestingly, I'm

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not seeing a statement from Conan O'Brien. I also thought

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the timing of that was weird. I guess it was

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tied to the ABC upfronts. Maybe that's what the timing was. Yeah,

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that would make sense now to that I'm talking as

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I think, but just with all the Stephen Colbert noise,

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just seemed an odd time to announce it. The Strike

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and Jimmy Fallon. A lot of people think that the

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first four are pretty tight, and Jimmy Fallon is an

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add on. Colbert talked about how he's feeling with just

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a few late show episodes left. He said, it's super real.

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I've sunk it into it. Actually, what I've said is

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the rising tide of emotion has reached my chin, and

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now the only thing to do is take a deep

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breath and swim like l of H twenty. First, he

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said he feels a little like a college senior, but

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he isn't too sure about his future plans. He says,

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the show takes all of my mind, like ninety five

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percent of my mind every day to do the show

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until it's over, I don't really know. I've had some

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really nice meetings with people like we want to be

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in the Stephen Colbert business, and I'm like, that's wonderful.

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What is that? Can you tell me please? Colbert said

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that the staff has to almost immediately leave the show's

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offices as soon as the finale airs. Looking ahead next Friday,

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they're not even airing one last rerun. They're going straight

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to Byron Allen's thing on Friday night. Colbert said, no

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one's got a job after that night. I think the

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next day everyone's fired. I think maybe the crew has

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some time to clear out the studio, but the staff

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has to be all gone. I think they're going to

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start tearing things out immediately. I know my staff is

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not paid the next day, like they're out. I've already

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packed my office. Colbert said he will miss working with

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young people who are good at their jobs and who

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you met when they were first out of college. John

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Oliver asked Steven how many times he's had a guest

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and then vowed to never have them back on the show.

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Colbert said the number is probably not double figures. But

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without naming names, Colbert said he interviewed a former Bush

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administration official on The Colbert Report who only spoke negatively

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about George w when the cameras were off. Colbert said,

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I said, why didn't you say that on camera? That's

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why you're here, and he goes, well, I got to

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get a job in this town. That's the first person

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I ever said. That person can never come back. Kim

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All asked Colbert if there are any guests he found

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distractingly attractive. Colbert said he didn't know what to do

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with my eyeballs when Michelle Williams was on. He also

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seemed to like Rachel Wise, Rebecca Ferguson, and Andrew Garfield.

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Seth Meyers joked, by the way, we're going to keep

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doing this podcast without you, and it won't be the same.

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Colbert has been kissing people all week. On Monday night,

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when the Strikeforce five games were on, the group was asked,

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have you guys ever made out with a guest on camera?

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Colbert looked at Jimmy Fallon, who asked, why would you

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look at me like this? Colbert said, because I think

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you've made out with guests on camera. Fallon said, no,

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I think you just want to make out with me.

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Colbert then pulled Jimmy Fallon in for a kiss. Colbert

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shared that he has kissed Sally Field, Helen Mirren, Alison, Jenny,

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Jeff Daniels, and Andrew Garfield at one point or another

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throughout his CBS program. Then, on Tuesday night, Julia Louis

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Dreyfus was on the show. She said she wanted to

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join the list of guests that he has kissed. Julia said, no,

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one's watching, it's just between us. Colbert said, what harm

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is that, Julia Nunn? What could possibly go wrong? Then

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they kissed. That got cheers. Colbert said, well, the interview's

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going great so far. Why don't we do another take.

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Then later in the same episode, Pedro Pascal came by

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and they kissed. Pascal said, I got jealous. If you

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can't get enough Stephen Colbert, CNN is cashing in this

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weekend with a CNN flash doc called The Last Laugh

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Stephen Colbert, It'll be on the CNN app today at

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Lair Sunday at eight pm Eastern. We're told, for more

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than a decade, Stephen Colbert has sat at the center

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of Late Night, where comedy, politics, and culture collide. As

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he prepares to take the desk for the final time,

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the Last Laugh turns its lens on both the show

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and the man, etc.

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Speaker 2: Etc.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a pretty generic doc Radar online shading Stephen Colbert.

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They randomly dusted off this story. Apparently when Steven's appendix

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ruptured in late twenty twenty three, he feared guest hosts

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might overshadow him. Now, even David Letterman last week told

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I think he told Bill Simmons that Letterman didn't like

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the idea of having guest hosts because he never wanted

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to get up the desks. So let's not throw Colbert

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under the bus here. Who's the last person that's sat

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in for Jimmy Fallon? Huh, Jimmy Kimmel seems a little

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more secure. Oh, I keep forgetting to mention. Let me

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get this point out here. Maybe I said this is

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I keep thinking of This is Jimmy Kimmel insane if

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he takes this summer off because the Colbert people are

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going to want to go somewhere, and I think the

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most likely landing place is Kimmel's show, and then Kimmel

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usually takes July and August off, and you'd have guest hosts.

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I think he should probably work this summer. Now. I

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know that's a big ask. Johnny Mack doesn't like working

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in the summer. I get it, but boy, to capture

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that audience, maybe don't take two months off and do

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fresh shows and try and get the former Colbert people

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to like you. You could be the king of Late Night,

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make a lot of money. I know they keep talking

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about Jimmy might walk away, and I don't see it.

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He's roughly my age. I think he should work. We'll

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see what happens. Anyway, back to Colbert and guest hosts,

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an insiders told Rater Online, Colbert's decision to stick with

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reruns highlights a deep level insecurity. Steven is not a

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exactly I passed the Baton type of person. There's no

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chance of him handing over the reins to someone who

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might want to push him. Handle the way too, and

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at this point it's a moot point. Michael Chay has

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weighed in on the roast of Kevin Hart. Two sources

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involved in the production tell Variety that Michael Chay was

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supposed to be on the roast but had to pull

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out because of SNL scheduling difficulties. Ardy says Chay was

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not alone. Sources say the roast lineup had undergone quite

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a bit of shuffling, with several last minute editions and dropouts.

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That's interesting. Michael Chay went on Instagram and commented on

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the roast, I'm gonna swamp out the N word and

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of what he wrote. White guys and black people joke different.

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Black guy's a roast like look at this fellow's shoes.

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White roast are like slavery, MAT's lane teen sex crime, slurs,

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family secrets. White guys don't give an f about the shoes. Chay,

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in a separate post, wrote, let's do a roast celebrating

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the career of the most successful black comic in the

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last ten years. I love that. Who should we get

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to write it? On the next slide, he included a

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photo of the five joke writers hired by Shane Gillis,

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all of whom are white. Variety pointed out the telecap

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had seventeen credit writers, quote, several of whom are black unquote.

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Many of the comedians hired their own team of writers,

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including Tony Hinchcliff and Chelsea Handler. Pete Davidson's writing partner

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Dave Cyrus, listed several jokes he said were cut from

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the roast. I'll do my best here. In one of

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the jokes, Kevin Hart was called the Michael Jordan of

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Baseball of comedy. Kevin's in superhero shape. He could start

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in Wakanda four to eleven because next one's pretty good.

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This about Kevin Hart's car accident. Kevin got drunk and

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hit that tree so hard he had to stop making

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cookies at it. New topic, Draymond Green. Draymon is probably

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four to five years from being in the Hall of

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Fame and forty five minutes from being in Chelsea Handler.

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That's a good joke, All jokes aside. Chelsea Handler is

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a killer, especially if you believe life starts a conception.

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Chelsea f fifty cents. So long ago, the magic stick

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was what they called a musket. Yes, Chelsea aborded a

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feed us and easier tonight Jeff Ross, take a bow.

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Anything else you want me to say to your kids

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while I'm there? More jokes? You may know Tony Hinchcliff

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from walking through his mouth Tanter Amusement Parks. That's really

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good if you get it. That's very, very clever. It

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might be too deep. I first met Big Jay when

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I was sixteen years old. Jay, it must be finally

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nice to hear those words outside of court room.

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Speaker 1: Tiffany Hattish, who was in attendance at the roast, told

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TMZ she didn't hear the George Floyd joke said by

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Tony Hinchcliff. She told TMZ the roast was so much fun.

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too long. I didn't hear the George Floyd joke because

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I had a piece so bad. I was a glorified

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seat filler and I was tired. Sometimes political correctness does

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not fit in comedy. Freedom of speech is alive and well,

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and It's alive on Netflix. Riday had asked Jeff Ross

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referenced in the roast Jeff said, I invited Tiffany. She's

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a good friend of mine. She's co starred with Kevin

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a couple times. We just wanted to populate the Dais

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three minute video on social media. Howary said, what I'm

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annoyed by and I'm just keeping at one hundred, y'all,

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I don't understand. It's one thing to roast people that's there.

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It's one thing to roast the people who may be

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the audience, roasting someone number one that's dead, number two

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that's not there, number three that the implications of why

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reason to bring George Floyd into this. It was just disgusting.

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The audience was okay booing Draymond Green every time his

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Tony Hinchcliffe. Right after that, I get it, man, I'm

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okay not being part of this click bs that's going

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on in comedy. I one hundred percent would have booed

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that mfor and probably walked out. That's all I'm saying.

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How he concluded, Why can't we just agree that bringing

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and not funny and not needed. It wasn't even needed.

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I ain't like that. Comedy stock mark as thank you.

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Bert Reynolds's voice of the comedy stock market. Every week

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we take a look at what comedian stock we should

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buy and what comedian stock we should sell. We're not

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saying these people are good or bad. We're just looking

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to see who's overvalued or undervalued. Why don't we buy

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some Tony Hinchcliff. Now, I know some people are like,

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whoa Tony Hinchcliff, But you know what Hinchcliff is reliable.

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You put him up there, he does deliver. Yeah, some

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the mix. Kill Tony's sailing along. We'll buy some Tony Hinchcliff.

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Let's also throw deep here. Let's buy some Ian Carmel. Why, John,

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his profile. So let's buy really low on Ian Carmel.

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Maybe they will cash in on that. I was looking

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at Kevin Hart at one point I had it as

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a cell and then I upgraded it to hold because

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I'm looking at the cast of the movie that's coming

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to Netflix in a month, and it's him and the

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Police Don't Destroy Guy and Marcelo Hernandez, and I just

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feel like people are gonna like that movie, at least

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in a Netflix low bar universe. So let's hold Kevin

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Hart and I've got two cells for you. Let's sell

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Cam Patterson. I assume this will be his last appearance

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on Saturday Night Live. I don't see him coming back.

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I've said that all year long. I think he's one

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and done. He's also in the Kevin Hart movie, by

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the way. But despite that, let's sell Cam Patterson and

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let's sell Nicki Glazer. What is Nicki Glazer right now?

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Career wise? So Conan's coming back to host the Oscars.

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So despite the soft campaign, she's not getting the Oscars.

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She didn't show up at the roast so she's no

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longer like the killer roast comedian. So Nicki is what

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a solid guest on Kelly Rippa and the View. Okay, sell,

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Let's sell Nicki Glazer, sell Cam Patterson, Buy in Carmel

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by Tony Hinchcliffe. Hold Kevin Heart. That's your comedy stock

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market for this week, and we are long. I'm gonna

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leave you with this. I've been bouncing this all week.

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The Flight of the Concords did do their reunion. You

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may recall their famous song the Robots Are Dead. Jermaine

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Clement has updated the lyrics in the voice of a

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frustrated robot. The lyrics are now. Humans invented artificial intelligence,

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and they had us doing really stupid stuff with it.

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Brett Mackenzie added, They gave us all the knowledge deep learning,

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gave us the power to solve complex scientific mathematical equations.

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Then they just asked us questions like how do you

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cook an egg? The Guardian gave the show five stars.

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They said Mackenzie and Clement were clearly enjoying themselves and

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their musicianship was on full display as they harmonized and

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played an array of instruments, including guitar, bass, keyboard, flute,

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and various digital devices. Clement's voice was particularly rich on stage.

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The records haven't always done it justice. There were a

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few mistakes along the way. One song suffered from extensive

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lyrical confusion, but the band embraced those moments to cheers.

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They played most of their hits, including business Time, The

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Most Beautiful Girl in the Room, Bowie, and Space Carol Brown,

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in which Clement lists all the rhyming ways as exes

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have left him, a sort of fifty ways to leave

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your lover in reverse. Mackenzie said, we're not really playing

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new songs, but they're new to us because we can't

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remember them. That's great. Other highlights include eight appearances by

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Rhys Darby, who played the band manager of Murray on

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the show. Kristin Shall played obsessive fan Mail. There. Arch Berker,

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who played the band's friend Dave, was there. Arch opened

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up the night with a stand up set This Sounds Fantastic.

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Jerby appeared on stage to conduct a raffle for an

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on stage VIP experience with the band who won Mel

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played by Kristin Shawl. She was offered the opportunity to

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touch both men for thirty seconds. Oh so much fun.

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Speaker 2: The duo.

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Speaker 1: We're backed on some songs by the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra,

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which was a single cellist named Nigel Collins. And I'm

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going to end with a clip. I'm not sure this

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Speaker 1: Rock you want you on blowing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah sep, We'll make sure to shoot with a creak of.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a pot brown.

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Speaker 2: Homes going.

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