Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your tako one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots a reminder about half hour away.
Speaker 2: Jef Kaufman will be here with our legal segment this week.
Speaker 2: If you got a question you want to run by him,
Speaker 2: We're still accepting those via the text line at two
Speaker 2: two five two six. He's a personal injury attorney, but uh,
Speaker 2: you can field general legal questions as well, And.
Speaker 3: We have all different kinds coming in today two two
Speaker 3: five two six. All that we ask when you text
Speaker 3: them into that number, please try to keep them brief.
Speaker 2: We get to a modern art museum in the Netherlands
Speaker 2: which nearly lost a piece of its very prime one
Speaker 2: of its very pricey art installations. He uh, an elevator
Speaker 2: repair man threw away part of the display that was
Speaker 2: set up near the entrance to one of the elevators
Speaker 2: on a floor in this art.
Speaker 3: Museum, one that he was working on.
Speaker 2: Okay, they have a because it's modern art museum, they
Speaker 2: have very modern stuff all over the including the elevator.
Speaker 2: It's a glass elevator, very you know, sleek and yeah,
Speaker 2: the elevator repair man noticed two empty beer cans on
Speaker 2: the roof of the glass elevator. Okay, someone left empty
Speaker 2: beer cans and he threw them away. The glass repair
Speaker 2: man was surely slurping him down on the job. This
Speaker 2: explains why I have to come back to fix it again.
Speaker 2: They were part of the installation, the art installation. It
Speaker 2: was just, I guess, supposed to a scattered mess of
Speaker 2: sorts and two hand painted, discarded beer cans were left
Speaker 2: indiscriminately as part of the installation on top of the
Speaker 2: glass elevator as an aesthetic. So he's like, that's trashing,
Speaker 2: throw them away. The curator of the museums like, where'd
Speaker 2: the cans go that we're up on?
Speaker 3: I threw them out? Yeah, the last guy was drinking
Speaker 3: on the job. I was trying to clean things up
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: Luckily, the trash had not been collected that day yet,
Speaker 2: so they were able to go pick through the day's
Speaker 2: rubbish and retrieve the two beer cans that were part
Speaker 2: of the Modern Arts Museum's installation there.
Speaker 3: That's like when I told you when we were re
Speaker 3: plumbing up in my attic. We were up there and
Speaker 3: found a whole bunch of beer cans in a Playboy
Speaker 3: from like the sixty whatever. Playboy was first, you know,
Speaker 3: coming out, and I asked, Delta, Dave, do you see
Speaker 3: this a lot? Oh? Yeah, I might have. You know
Speaker 3: people that installed the AC when the house was built
Speaker 3: up here having a couple without the boss knowing.
Speaker 2: I know the people who And my house is built
Speaker 2: like a Yeah it's great. I mean it's seventies house,
Speaker 2: so that they don't build them like that anymore too.
Speaker 2: But everything's crooked. There's not a straight anything. Even the
Speaker 2: wall plates were all years too straighten them all out.
Speaker 3: I thought it was everything. Everything I thought it was.
Speaker 3: I would the person that I bought it from was
Speaker 3: a builder, right, but this was their baby, like the
Speaker 3: one that they lived in. So they added on a
Speaker 3: fifth bedroom and they out of a garage, then added
Speaker 3: the garage onto that. All the electrical was screwed.
Speaker 4: Up, pat you would you would turn on a light
Speaker 4: and if somebody hit the hair dryer, like bo I
Speaker 4: haven't hit the hair dryer, Yeah, it wouldn't shock anybody,
Speaker 4: but the lights would all flicker.
Speaker 3: So I've had so much stuff fixed with the electrical
Speaker 3: in that house that it's I mean, now it was
Speaker 3: remodeled when I bought it twenty years ago. Now it's
Speaker 3: been remodeled again, but not on purpose. Do you know
Speaker 3: what I'm getting at? No, I hear you.
Speaker 2: Which state has the most serial killers? Has produced the
Speaker 2: most serial killers? Just thought I'd throw this as a
Speaker 2: curveball out there. Wow, don't go googling it. Think God
Speaker 2: on the top of your head. Logically, what state do
Speaker 2: you think has produced the most documented serial killers?
Speaker 3: Give us the second.
Speaker 2: Obviously there's more out there than any of us are
Speaker 2: aware of, but the known serial killers.
Speaker 3: Give us a second, because you just hit us between
Speaker 3: the eyes with it. Florida, Florida. Number three, Oregon. That's
Speaker 3: a good guess. I would have guessed that too. No, okay,
Speaker 3: I that's what I have. Number two, Uh, Nevada, Uh huh.
Speaker 3: Number one Alaska. Okay, before we get to why Alaska's
Speaker 3: number one, I could see Nevada because so many people
Speaker 3: go there, and there's so many sinful living things that
Speaker 3: a lot of sketchiness. A serial killer. You and I
Speaker 3: know criminal minds inside and out. A lot of serial
Speaker 3: killers go for people that they're like, they're just street trash.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna rid the world of it. Won't be missed. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, like the hookers and the coch dealers or
Speaker 3: you insert why Alaska thought, Well, it's a whole confluence
Speaker 3: of things.
Speaker 2: You've got just vast isolated areas where you know a
Speaker 2: lot of drunks. Well there, you throw that in the isolation,
Speaker 2: can screw with your head, you know, it's just it
Speaker 2: just happens that Alaska is number.
Speaker 3: One, and anybody from Alaska don't take that a lot
Speaker 3: of drunks in a bad way at all. I just
Speaker 3: know that the a population there has a lot of drunks.
Speaker 3: Am I correct?
Speaker 2: Which part of the population are you referring to? Taco igloos?
Speaker 3: Dude? If you were sitting in an igloo all day
Speaker 3: here it is anyway. Plus, we worked with one here,
Speaker 3: a bunch of drunk eskimos. We worked with one here.
Speaker 3: Remember I worked in sales with him. Don't say anything.
Speaker 3: That guy was a party machine. I think he's a
Speaker 3: serial killer too. No he's not. No, No, let's not
Speaker 3: do that. Even just saying it was a partier is
Speaker 3: bad enough. But that's a long time ago, man. No,
Speaker 3: I do remember, though, people, somebody told me. They're like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, people from Alaska they party. Not everybody, but
Speaker 3: so there you go.
Speaker 2: That's a little fun fact for you this morning.
Speaker 3: Oh hey, here's another edition. I'd go crazy too if
Speaker 3: there was six months of daylight.
Speaker 2: Right right, So it's a whole huh. Things converge and
Speaker 2: you go off the deep end.
Speaker 3: All the listeners were saying, Ohio, Washington.
Speaker 2: Washington has produced a few as well.
Speaker 3: Uh huh utah.
Speaker 2: All right, now, I think Florida makes the list because
Speaker 2: it just it goes into our whole Florida theory. We're
Speaker 2: a funnel for the rest of the nation. Oh and
Speaker 2: it's it's a collection point for all sorts of you know,
Speaker 2: Florida is the Walmart of states. And that's not a
Speaker 2: knock on Walmart. I love Walmart. We have yesterday, we
Speaker 2: have everything. Yeah, yes, we are you you name it. It's there,
Speaker 2: Like this idiot twenty year old influencer slash YouTuber Jack Doherty.
Speaker 2: Jack's a little rich punk is what he is.
Speaker 3: And somebody's texted and I hate Jack. He's a millionaire.
Speaker 2: Driving his two hundred thousand dollars McLaren in the rain
Speaker 2: in Miami over the.
Speaker 3: Weekend millionaire, and they said a literal punk. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 2: He crashed his two hundred third thousand dollars New McClaren
Speaker 2: in Miami. Happened to be his buddy. Michael was in
Speaker 2: the passenger seat filming showing Jack and I have all
Speaker 2: this on our Facebook page if you need to see
Speaker 2: this for yourself. Jack was distracted looking at his phone
Speaker 2: front while he was driving. He's going seventy something, so
Speaker 2: it wasn't real excessive speed, but it was raining. He's
Speaker 2: on the highway in Miami, loses control, gets in a
Speaker 2: pretty serious crash, and well, look, cheer, just here's how
Speaker 2: the whole thing went.
Speaker 3: Boat. Now right the window.
Speaker 2: This is the aftermath where he was a legit wreck
Speaker 2: and there's people like stopping to help him pull them out.
Speaker 2: He doesn't say thank you to anybody help me.
Speaker 3: Oh my car.
Speaker 2: Bro, He worried about his car.
Speaker 3: Dude, my car.
Speaker 2: No are you me? Bro?
Speaker 3: Michael? Are you good? Michael? Are you okay?
Speaker 2: This is a snapshot of what's wrong with this country.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, bro, Bro, my whole far Bro.
Speaker 3: There's no Michael here.
Speaker 1: Michael.
Speaker 2: Film on that phle too, Yeah, film on that one too.
Speaker 3: Michael. Oh my god, I was go.
Speaker 2: On here on the phone and make it look good.
Speaker 3: He looked here all the time, Bro, Michael. The struggle
Speaker 3: is real. Struggle is real, man, Make it look good, right?
Speaker 3: Is that what it hurts? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah once uh once. The end result of the
Speaker 2: video to look you know, pristine.
Speaker 3: Somebody else texts it in he is a disease to society.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: People not a big fan of m pat.
Speaker 2: Know, That's why I brought it up. He's punk is
Speaker 2: a word. Punk is the word on that guy.
Speaker 1: Follow the legend j R R