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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots a reminder about half hour away.

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<v Speaker 2>Jef Kaufman will be here with our legal segment this week.

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<v Speaker 2>If you got a question you want to run by him,

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<v Speaker 2>We're still accepting those via the text line at two

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<v Speaker 2>two five two six. He's a personal injury attorney, but uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you can field general legal questions as well, And.

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<v Speaker 3>We have all different kinds coming in today two two

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<v Speaker 3>five two six. All that we ask when you text

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<v Speaker 3>them into that number, please try to keep them brief.

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<v Speaker 2>We get to a modern art museum in the Netherlands

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<v Speaker 2>which nearly lost a piece of its very prime one

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<v Speaker 2>of its very pricey art installations. He uh, an elevator

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<v Speaker 2>repair man threw away part of the display that was

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<v Speaker 2>set up near the entrance to one of the elevators

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<v Speaker 2>on a floor in this art.

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<v Speaker 3>Museum, one that he was working on.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, they have a because it's modern art museum, they

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<v Speaker 2>have very modern stuff all over the including the elevator.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a glass elevator, very you know, sleek and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the elevator repair man noticed two empty beer cans on

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<v Speaker 2>the roof of the glass elevator. Okay, someone left empty

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<v Speaker 2>beer cans and he threw them away. The glass repair

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<v Speaker 2>man was surely slurping him down on the job. This

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<v Speaker 2>explains why I have to come back to fix it again.

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<v Speaker 2>They were part of the installation, the art installation. It

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<v Speaker 2>was just, I guess, supposed to a scattered mess of

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<v Speaker 2>sorts and two hand painted, discarded beer cans were left

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<v Speaker 2>indiscriminately as part of the installation on top of the

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<v Speaker 2>glass elevator as an aesthetic. So he's like, that's trashing,

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<v Speaker 2>throw them away. The curator of the museums like, where'd

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<v Speaker 2>the cans go that we're up on?

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<v Speaker 3>I threw them out? Yeah, the last guy was drinking

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<v Speaker 3>on the job. I was trying to clean things up

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<v Speaker 3>for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Luckily, the trash had not been collected that day yet,

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<v Speaker 2>so they were able to go pick through the day's

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<v Speaker 2>rubbish and retrieve the two beer cans that were part

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<v Speaker 2>of the Modern Arts Museum's installation there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like when I told you when we were re

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<v Speaker 3>plumbing up in my attic. We were up there and

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<v Speaker 3>found a whole bunch of beer cans in a Playboy

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<v Speaker 3>from like the sixty whatever. Playboy was first, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>coming out, and I asked, Delta, Dave, do you see

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<v Speaker 3>this a lot? Oh? Yeah, I might have. You know

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<v Speaker 3>people that installed the AC when the house was built

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<v Speaker 3>up here having a couple without the boss knowing.

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<v Speaker 2>I know the people who And my house is built

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<v Speaker 2>like a Yeah it's great. I mean it's seventies house,

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<v Speaker 2>so that they don't build them like that anymore too.

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<v Speaker 2>But everything's crooked. There's not a straight anything. Even the

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<v Speaker 2>wall plates were all years too straighten them all out.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was everything. Everything I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 3>I would the person that I bought it from was

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<v Speaker 3>a builder, right, but this was their baby, like the

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<v Speaker 3>one that they lived in. So they added on a

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<v Speaker 3>fifth bedroom and they out of a garage, then added

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<v Speaker 3>the garage onto that. All the electrical was screwed.

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<v Speaker 4>Up, pat you would you would turn on a light

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<v Speaker 4>and if somebody hit the hair dryer, like bo I

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<v Speaker 4>haven't hit the hair dryer, Yeah, it wouldn't shock anybody,

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<v Speaker 4>but the lights would all flicker.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've had so much stuff fixed with the electrical

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<v Speaker 3>in that house that it's I mean, now it was

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<v Speaker 3>remodeled when I bought it twenty years ago. Now it's

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<v Speaker 3>been remodeled again, but not on purpose. Do you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm getting at? No, I hear you.

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<v Speaker 2>Which state has the most serial killers? Has produced the

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<v Speaker 2>most serial killers? Just thought I'd throw this as a

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<v Speaker 2>curveball out there. Wow, don't go googling it. Think God

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<v Speaker 2>on the top of your head. Logically, what state do

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<v Speaker 2>you think has produced the most documented serial killers?

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<v Speaker 3>Give us the second.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously there's more out there than any of us are

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<v Speaker 2>aware of, but the known serial killers.

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<v Speaker 3>Give us a second, because you just hit us between

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<v Speaker 3>the eyes with it. Florida, Florida. Number three, Oregon. That's

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<v Speaker 3>a good guess. I would have guessed that too. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I that's what I have. Number two, Uh, Nevada, Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Number one Alaska. Okay, before we get to why Alaska's

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<v Speaker 3>number one, I could see Nevada because so many people

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<v Speaker 3>go there, and there's so many sinful living things that

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of sketchiness. A serial killer. You and I

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<v Speaker 3>know criminal minds inside and out. A lot of serial

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<v Speaker 3>killers go for people that they're like, they're just street trash.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna rid the world of it. Won't be missed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like the hookers and the coch dealers or

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<v Speaker 3>you insert why Alaska thought, Well, it's a whole confluence

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<v Speaker 3>of things.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got just vast isolated areas where you know a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of drunks. Well there, you throw that in the isolation,

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<v Speaker 2>can screw with your head, you know, it's just it

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<v Speaker 2>just happens that Alaska is number.

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<v Speaker 3>One, and anybody from Alaska don't take that a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of drunks in a bad way at all. I just

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<v Speaker 3>know that the a population there has a lot of drunks.

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<v Speaker 3>Am I correct?

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<v Speaker 2>Which part of the population are you referring to? Taco igloos?

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<v Speaker 3>Dude? If you were sitting in an igloo all day

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<v Speaker 3>here it is anyway. Plus, we worked with one here,

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of drunk eskimos. We worked with one here.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember I worked in sales with him. Don't say anything.

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<v Speaker 3>That guy was a party machine. I think he's a

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<v Speaker 3>serial killer too. No he's not. No, No, let's not

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<v Speaker 3>do that. Even just saying it was a partier is

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<v Speaker 3>bad enough. But that's a long time ago, man. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I do remember, though, people, somebody told me. They're like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, people from Alaska they party. Not everybody, but

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<v Speaker 3>so there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a little fun fact for you this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hey, here's another edition. I'd go crazy too if

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<v Speaker 3>there was six months of daylight.

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<v Speaker 2>Right right, So it's a whole huh. Things converge and

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<v Speaker 2>you go off the deep end.

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<v Speaker 3>All the listeners were saying, Ohio, Washington.

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<v Speaker 2>Washington has produced a few as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh utah.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, now, I think Florida makes the list because

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<v Speaker 2>it just it goes into our whole Florida theory. We're

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<v Speaker 2>a funnel for the rest of the nation. Oh and

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's a collection point for all sorts of you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Florida is the Walmart of states. And that's not a

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<v Speaker 2>knock on Walmart. I love Walmart. We have yesterday, we

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<v Speaker 2>have everything. Yeah, yes, we are you you name it. It's there,

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<v Speaker 2>Like this idiot twenty year old influencer slash YouTuber Jack Doherty.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack's a little rich punk is what he is.

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<v Speaker 3>And somebody's texted and I hate Jack. He's a millionaire.

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<v Speaker 2>Driving his two hundred thousand dollars McLaren in the rain

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<v Speaker 2>in Miami over the.

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<v Speaker 3>Weekend millionaire, and they said a literal punk. Yeah. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>He crashed his two hundred third thousand dollars New McClaren

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<v Speaker 2>in Miami. Happened to be his buddy. Michael was in

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<v Speaker 2>the passenger seat filming showing Jack and I have all

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<v Speaker 2>this on our Facebook page if you need to see

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<v Speaker 2>this for yourself. Jack was distracted looking at his phone

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<v Speaker 2>front while he was driving. He's going seventy something, so

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't real excessive speed, but it was raining. He's

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<v Speaker 2>on the highway in Miami, loses control, gets in a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty serious crash, and well, look, cheer, just here's how

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<v Speaker 2>the whole thing went.

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<v Speaker 3>Boat. Now right the window.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the aftermath where he was a legit wreck

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<v Speaker 2>and there's people like stopping to help him pull them out.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't say thank you to anybody help me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my car.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro, He worried about his car.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, my car.

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<v Speaker 2>No are you me? Bro?

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<v Speaker 3>Michael? Are you good? Michael? Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 2>This is a snapshot of what's wrong with this country.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, bro, Bro, my whole far Bro.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no Michael here.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>Film on that phle too, Yeah, film on that one too.

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<v Speaker 3>Michael. Oh my god, I was go.

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<v Speaker 2>On here on the phone and make it look good.

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<v Speaker 3>He looked here all the time, Bro, Michael. The struggle

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<v Speaker 3>is real. Struggle is real, man, Make it look good, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what it hurts? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah once uh once. The end result of the

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<v Speaker 2>video to look you know, pristine.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody else texts it in he is a disease to society.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>People not a big fan of m pat.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, That's why I brought it up. He's punk is

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<v Speaker 2>a word. Punk is the word on that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Follow the legend j R R