Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
mix in some vodka colored a podcast from the Mac
of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor
Chrysler Dots jeep Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well,
hello and welcome.
Speaker 2: Thank you for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling
a friend, and that's how we spread the word about
the pirate ship. I'm so excited because Mark's here, new gig,
all excited.
Speaker 3: I'm very excited.
Speaker 4: Laura's here.
Speaker 2: Inner Green did not get to go out yesterday, for
that was the big Saint Patrick say, celebrations right here.
Speaker 4: Laura's look good. How's going on over here?
Speaker 5: Mark's got that new confidence coming with the new job.
Speaker 3: No, I just said she's looking good. Joel, Joe's my buddy.
Speaker 5: Oh it's okay.
Speaker 2: It is a weird time, right because it's hard to say,
like you don't want to say to somebody, hey, you
look great.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know if a guy said, girl, a girl
can see to another girl you look great, or say.
Speaker 4: To a guy, it feels uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: But if the guy says it to a girl, yeah,
it's they're creepy.
Speaker 2: Well, I remember I was sitting in one of my
grad classes. Now I'm an elder statesman there, I'm gonna
be fifty. I'm as old as you, right, I'll be
fifty five this summer. And most of these kids are young.
And I look across the table and there's a girl
and I was like, Wow, she looks really good today.
And I thought I cannot say that. And I didn't
mean it in a creepy way. It just kind of
the thought went in my head and I was like, well,
he's saying I think you.
Speaker 5: Can say it as long as you don't say it
in a creepy.
Speaker 4: Here's the problem.
Speaker 3: You can still say it.
Speaker 4: I mean, if if.
Speaker 3: Doug said told someone they looked they look good, they
would actually think it's creepy.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe, But that's my point is that I'm old,
So what is that? You know what I mean, that's
the problem. And it's true, that's the problem. And so
I wouldn't want to say that to someone young. If
I say something to someone who's a little more age equiment,
hey you look great.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, I don't think it's bad. I think it's
okay to be complimentary of someone and there's a difference
between complimenting them like Laura looks good today, verse like hey,
what's up, sexy MoMA? You know god baby?
Speaker 4: Ye do guys say sexy mom to you?
Speaker 2: I don't know because I yeah, I mean I could go, hey, hey,
looking right and how you?
Speaker 3: Uh No, I can't good, I'm actually creepy. Well it
just comes right out.
Speaker 2: And maybe maybe, but your boyfriend went out with your
friends the big sing Say celebration and came home with
all the tea.
Speaker 5: Oh I was getting. So yesterday I had my oldest
son had playoff basketball game. Then he was in a play,
his school play where he had a role. Back to
his basketball game championship where he won, then back to
the school play. So it was carding him back and
forth for nine hours yesterday, and Joe was like, well,
I'm gonna go out with you. No, he came to
the he came to the basketball games in the first play,
but then at like three o'clock he's we're done. I
don't need to go to the second play. So he
went out and met up with a bunch of my
friends and immediately I start getting text messages of one
person who I said I'm not going to say the name,
and yeah, oh, him and his girlfriend are fighting and
blah blah blah. And then he runs into a couple
of my female friends and two of them are like
fighting over another guy, and so he's telling me both
of them and yeah, I got all the gossip. And
when he got home last night around ten thirty, I'm
getting ready to go to bed, and he is just
talking my ear off and he was like, guess what happened?
And then I had to drive someone this late. And
then we went to Winfield and so and so didn't
show up for the one girl that wanted to be there.
Oh my god, he was a teenage girl last night.
Speaker 2: That's kind of funny because you know what, as I'm
hearing you talk, I'm starting to think, like most of
your friends around your age right in their forties, so
I'm starting.
Speaker 4: To believe over and over.
Speaker 2: And this kind of plays in even my weekend a
little bit that through the first half of our life,
we're winging it, and then you get to somewhere between
forty and fifty and you start to go, well, a
lot of this stuff was bullshit, but sometimes we regress.
Speaker 4: When you hear women fighting over a guy.
Speaker 5: Yup. I mean that's and this is like f two
friends of mine. One is thirty six, yeah, currently separated
from her husband. The other is forty three, also in
the process of getting a divorce, right, fighting over the
same guy. Both talking to Joe about it.
Speaker 3: So the joke is, the joke is is that I
go I've been I went to a lot of my
friends first weddings, and when I got my forties and fifties,
I go to I've been going to their second weddings.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know, right, So that's what the ages were.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing that I wonder, because you get divorced,
and you got divorced for a reason, but primarily there's
something something was a mess or not not good or whatever,
and then to try to be jumping back into something,
you know, is I don't know if it's because of
the it's familiar, it's what feels right.
Speaker 4: I want someone that's gonna treat me right.
Speaker 2: But I would say the better thing to do is
to just sit and figure out your shit, because you're
just bringing that same shit to the new.
Speaker 3: Right meet the new boss, same as Zula bas Yeah.
Speaker 4: You know, am I wrong? No?
Speaker 5: And I told you as soon as I got here.
Another one of my friends who's yes later forties, Josh,
broke up with her boyfriend of two and a half years.
Speaker 3: And fine, Wow, she is a.
Speaker 5: Packaged dime like, she's amazing.
Speaker 3: I would even go in retirement, and so I would
be I would date her retirement.
Speaker 5: She is, she's absolutely amazing, and her boyfriend of the
past two and a half years was nice, but I
didn't ever feel that it was the right fit for her,
and so you know, things that you wouldn't say when
she's happy, and now she's she is the one who
broke up with him because she's like, I didn't feel
like our futures were aligned. I'm like, you're right. You
were way too big of a person for him, even
though you're so small and petite, like you're loving, you're compassionate,
like you are outgoing, you have this personality and he
was never at your level. Well, I actually just texted
her because I told her.
Speaker 4: What I told her hold On, I told her I.
Speaker 5: Was on here, and I just said, when you're ready,
I want to bring you on the podcast and have
men send in their bios to date a Webster mom.
She wrote, Oh my god, how fun.
Speaker 3: All Right, I send her my resume.
Speaker 2: I'm going to spill something here that I really have
no talk about. But we're coming up on the thousandth episode.
Speaker 4: Oh and I'm.
Speaker 2: Thinking that we may have to do it out live somewhere.
Speaker 5: That would be so much fun.
Speaker 2: And there's a couple of different things that we would
probably center it around. The music game we play, okay,
so even the audience could play with us.
Speaker 4: And but then we could have data hatty, I could
have data haughty. There's a guy that says he wants.
Speaker 5: To do uh guess that penis.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: There's a guy who wants to do the uh oh,
what was the movie with Paul Newman where he was
in jail on the fifty eggs or something like that. Anyway,
the fifty egg challenge. He wants to do the one
hundred deviled egg challenge.
Speaker 3: Oh a listener with Doug dougle makeum, well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: So I got to figure that out. I could have that.
Speaker 2: Guy sitting on the side and we give him the
entire show to consume all the eggs and we can
talk to him because we figure maybe we'll go fifty
eggs because there's mayonnaise and shit and paprika. So you
just do fifty because really, it's a half an egg.
Is what a deviled egg is. It's a half the egg.
So it's not the cool Hand Luke challenge. That's what
it was, Cool Hand Luke movie. So we could do that,
we could do our trivia game, and we could have
you know, the meat.
Speaker 3: A hottie has hot friends. All Laura's friends are hot.
I swear to god, I felt like I was in
a freaking Victoria's secret party when we went to our
house for birthday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have h Yeah, that's true. There's women that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, most of my friends are you know, that active
state of mind through the gym, you know that I've
met so Yeah, women who take care of themselves but
still have fun your friends.
Speaker 3: You know, I have friends that date your friends. So
that kind of yeah, that kind of like makes me
think I have a chance.
Speaker 5: I was actually out with them the other week.
Speaker 4: I love him.
Speaker 3: He's my roommate. Who's that one of her friends? Boyfriends
I lived with? Really, Yeah, we went into each other
at a lawer's party.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my one of my closest college friends, Megan has
been dating his college roommate, right, was of.
Speaker 3: My college roommate.
Speaker 4: Okay, we just lived, we worked together.
Speaker 5: Okay, Chad, and yeah he's great.
Speaker 4: But it's it's all.
Speaker 2: Here's what I keep going back to, because, like you're saying,
you know, people ending relationships and stuff, we follow a
script in like that in our twenties, right. I knew
what I wanted to do since I was a kid.
I wanted to be on the radio. I knew I
was going to be on the radio. That was the
end of that was it? That was where I thought
it would end for me. I really did.
Speaker 3: Is Is that funny?
Speaker 4: Well? I mean it.
Speaker 3: I mean I could.
Speaker 2: I should talk a little bit more about that whole situation,
because I didn't for a long time. Uh, And I
could give the whole reason behind what I did. But
but the script was there, right, So you I got
the job. I didn't want to bounce around the country.
I stayed, you know, in Rochester. I ended up doing
the mornings and things like that that I wanted to do.
Then I got to leave and go to another station
in town that I wanted to be. I like their
management better, you know what I mean. I was having
a lot of fights with management in my stuff, and
then it uh, would you get married, buy the house,
you have the kid, you do all this and it's
almost like there's a script for the first half of
your life. And then you get to around forty fifty
and you go, no, no, no, this is all bullshit.
Speaker 3: I'm going to run this script.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just feeling not totally fulfilled. I mean, I said
I married the first good guy that I dated because
I was like, all right, this is what you did.
He wants to get settled, you know, And I did
the followed the routine, and then I was like, God,
I'm so unfulfilled. And I talk about people looking at
the outside in I was like, it looks like I
have that white picket fence style life, but I was
I felt empty inside a lot of the time. I
loved my kids. My kids definitely helped, but then I
was like, I was staying for the kids for a while.
Speaker 3: It's funny because I did the same thing you did. Bill.
I mean, I wanted to be in radio. I wanted
to be in TV deb's but I found out something.
Everybody laughed at me when I first took this job.
They're like, oh, my God, he's never going to the
last of the job. I found out I should have
been a teacher.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: I was, actually that was my colleagues to be a teacher.
And I never knew that until you know, I started
doing you know, until I started working and doing that,
you know, And it's like how my life changes at
age fifty five, then it was you know what I mean,
it's a big change from what it was even when
I was thirty five.
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defense intelligence official, his name is Christopher Mellen, says the
federal government has extensive UFO and by the way, they
want to change that term to UAP, so instead of
unidentified flying object, they now want to call it unidentified
aerial phenomena. That's better. No one's going to change, now,
who's going to change? So they have satellite images of
objects in space that doesn't resemble anything humans have built.
According to Melon, the government holds a massive archive of photos,
radar data, and videos, including additional footage similar to the famous.
Speaker 4: If they say tic tac, I don't know what that is?
Was there a ship that looked like a tictac?
Speaker 2: Maybe go fast and gimbal UFO videos released by the
military in twenty seventeen, there was one that looked like
a tictac because I thought they were rewriting TikTok, like
I really did. And then some of the most compelling evidence,
he says, are clear satellite images of unidentified craft operating
above Earth performing movements that are difficult to explain with
current technology, and the government now does prefer that term
instead of UFO. Under a recent order, federal agencies may
release more files related to UFOs and aliens through though
it's unclear how much will actually be made public.
Speaker 4: Yes, it is. What the fuck is going on with.
Speaker 5: That, I don't know, but these files will be more exciting.
Speaker 4: Well, they will be to me too.
Speaker 2: And then it says Melon says, intelligence agencies historically resist
releasing classified information, so even if disclosure happens, it will
likely be slow and incomplete. And he also says the
files probably won't confirm alien contact, but they may show
objects we still cannot explain absolutely.
Speaker 5: I mean, you're I think we are very selfish. If
you think that there's nothing else.
Speaker 2: That's out there, that's a great term selfish, because I
do think like, if aliens aren't visiting Earth, then have
it introduced themselves?
Speaker 4: I completely understand why.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you come down here, You come down
to here and people are fighting over what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean know they're not fighting on an our plane.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I guess I don't.
Speaker 4: I definitely don't.
Speaker 2: But I mean imagine traveling across a galaxy, right, and
you come and land here and some people are arguing
about I don't, I don't pick anything absurd, gas stoves
on Facebook.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know what I'm saying, gas prices, gas prices, whatever.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's just strange.
Speaker 2: But if they landed tomorrow, how do you think do
you think humanity would handle it? Well, if all this
stuff came out, now, what does that do to everything?
Speaker 4: We? Like?
Speaker 5: We can just shake those religious creep.
Speaker 2: Their In my notes, the first one was religion, I go,
what does that mean?
Speaker 5: I mean it would be crazy, right, yeah, reincarnation and
all that, you know, what we were derived from and
Jesus in the Bible. It would think people go berserk.
But imagine on the extreme those churches. You know, you
can have a church that is for anything. So I'm
sure that there are like alien obsession churches. Those people
are going to be They're high horses Man's.
Speaker 4: That's a great point.
Speaker 2: I've never I've never heard of that because we only
know like the big religions, right, and in this country
you have the freedom of religion, but some religions get vilified.
Speaker 5: I guarantee, if we went on Facebook and googled like
alien aliens exist groups, there's going to be hundreds of
thousands of people who are in things like that.
Speaker 4: Great, I gotta do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really interesting. Don't doesn't scientology, say I was
just consider get sucked up by it.
Speaker 4: Don't you get in a spaceship.
Speaker 5: Or something called tom cruise.
Speaker 2: But I mean that's the religion I always think about,
like freedom of religion, and then the one that gets
shipped on shit on the most is scientology. I don't
know enough about it. I'm just saying it's kind of
a it's weird.
Speaker 3: I know. Is Katie Holmes's father when they had to
have her have bodyguards for a long time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she stays she was.
Speaker 3: They were threatening her.
Speaker 4: I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and her doing that show she has body I'm
pretty sure she still has bodyguards.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it gave you some insight, right, and it
doesn't sound good. Uh, you know, you hear certain things
about Mormonism, and and that sounds odd, but but Jesus
the Catholic, the whole thing was a mess.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the problem with the Catholic religion. I'm Catholic,
not really anymore grow Catholic. The problem is it never
never modernized. It should women should have been able to
become a priest, should have been able to be married. Yes,
it was like they should things should have been done.
But they're doing it still the same way they were
doing it one hundred years ago.
Speaker 2: And and and if nothing, it proves how man made
that is.
Speaker 4: Yes, Like you know, that was always my thing with
the Catholicism. I always look at England in.
Speaker 2: The mid century or mid I don't even know, sixteen
hundred whenever King Henry the eighth he switched religion so
he could get late. That's that's what he did, right,
and that's why that's why they became more Protestant based,
and Northern Ireland followed and Southern Ireland didn't, and that
became worse. And it's like, it's fucking it's so crazy
because I go, I don't human beings can't even merge traffic.
You think you're going to be able to handle and
diploma sation.
Speaker 5: I mean, if this comes out that there is scientific
proof of aliens exist, people are going to go crazy.
It is going to be wild, right, you know.
Speaker 2: Look, I would say if tomorrow the government confirmed alien
technology exists, right, people still are freaking out.
Speaker 4: But how would your life really change? And I'm thinking people.
Speaker 5: Are gonna start doomsday prepping probably, but you.
Speaker 2: Go to work, right, you would pay your bills, and
you'd probably watch Netflix.
Speaker 4: I just don't think your life would change that much.
I really don't. And maybe that's our selfish thing, and
I don't know.
Speaker 5: Maybe the X Files comes back to you all. Yeah,
highly read it.
Speaker 2: But it reveals something about like human beings, you start
to panic about what you don't even know, Like it's
the uncertainty. Really, you're gonna go to work, you're gonna
pay your bills, You're gonna watch Netflix.
Speaker 5: I know, but that's like driving consumerism. It's just like
when they say that there's gonna be a winter storm
that's hitting and people go to the stores to stock up.
Like if you're like, now you need an alien prep
I mean, really think about it.
Speaker 2: Well you Okay, So this is a weird thing because
all my life I've had real trouble wrapping my head
around the evolution of man and how come we still
have apes? We're one chromosome away, right or something. There
are our cousins, the chimpanzee, whatever, why do they still exist?
And then there's us because most of the species that
have evolved are It's been an evolution through things.
Speaker 4: So what changed? What was the why?
Speaker 2: Not the why of how it happened, the why like
the fork in the road where human beings became less
hairy and more rational minds in all this stuff, and
the apes stayed the apes. That's the thing. And there
are those that believe. And it makes me wonder because
I often say, we don't have to truck things in
from other planets. Everything we need is actually here on
this planet. You got all your resources right. There is
a theory out there that that aliens came here for
other resources and they needed help getting these resources out,
so they crossbread with the apes, apes, the apes or
whatever Homo sapiens at the time. As that evolution, I
don't know. And that we have alien DNA and.
Speaker 4: US I love that I know, but yes, I agree,
I agree and I'm not saying it's real. I'm not
saying I believe it.
Speaker 5: I'm saying my neighbor actually, once they have a conspiracy
theory party where we all make the tinfoil hat, then
we do like projection of our conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4: But that but that's it.
Speaker 2: And then there are people that that channel certain beings right,
some from the metaphysical. But there's one and I'm just
gonna tell you and you can go look them up yourself.
Bshar Bshar is a from another timeline, like in the future.
Who this guy I think is his name is darryl Anka.
I may have that name wrong, but he channels Bashar
and he tells you basically how to live your life.
And I will tell you like this guy does says, no,
I watch it. There's no bullshit. It's like some of
these people are Charlatan's that say this. I don't get
that vibe from this guy. And I see a lot
of his stuff on TikTok and he's saying that aliens
will have contact with us in twenty twenty seven. But
there are people and they send down, he said, they
send down like precursors. So there are people walking among
us to China, see if we're ready Trump. Maybe I'm
just saying like, well, okay, but like we have a
government trust problem already. Yes, right, so if these files
come out, do we start to believe now it's not right.
Speaker 4: Most of this stuff will be from we had.
Speaker 2: Years and then you know, look, people say the moon ailing,
the moon landing was CGI, so you know there's going
to be that theory at all. And I do wonder
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the things that we try to I think most people
try to put it on an appearance of normal. I
really do, and we're starting to see more and more openness.
I showed you that app I forget what it was called,
because I still get the ads.
Speaker 4: For it, but I since I haven't gotten here.
Speaker 5: I did delete that.
Speaker 4: No, No, I know you did.
Speaker 2: I know you didn't forbidden or something.
Speaker 4: No, I forget there was ah, I do. I totally forgot, But.
Speaker 5: I want to say it's with a p.
Speaker 4: Oh, pure pure.
Speaker 2: I think it was pure right, and you can find
all your fantasy kind of stuff on there right. And
the people my thing is like, we like things that
are a little forbidden and I'm not even saying dirty stuff.
Speaker 4: Why are secret menu so popular? Oh?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. We like things that we
think nobody backstage passes right to go to a concert.
I want something nobody else can really have. It's a
little forbidden, you know. I'm not supposed to be back here.
Vip rooms. VIP rooms are crazy at clubs, but man,
everybody wants to be up there. It's a little bit,
you know, a higher status. I the speakeasies are making
a comeback.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, yes, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: Because I got my mother a tour of speakeasies for
Christmas down in New York.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then she's like, they don't do them at a
certain time, go with march. I think I think she
traded it in for something else. Well only because no,
it wasn't. It was more because they were doing them
later at night, and she wanted to just do it
as a day trip to New York. And that means
she goes, I wouldn't get home till late. She's seventy nine,
it's dark. It's like she worries about she could.
Speaker 5: Just find a guy to crash with in New York
for the night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love to see him want
to do that.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't live in New York.
Speaker 2: But I mean, do we want fantasies or do you
just want the experience.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the fantasies you have and you visit, you get
to see your fantasy isn't as good as what you
thought it was going to be.
Speaker 2: That is exactly what I was thinking, because sometimes the
fantasy is better than the reality it is, right. I mean,
we hear about people with threesomes and things, and I go,
that could go horribly wrong.
Speaker 5: I talked about this with the swinger stuff, like not swinging,
but going to like the voyeurs are more experiencing it.
I just think that the fantasy in my mind is
so hot, yes, that there's no way reality could live
up to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what about like couples, because it might have
been dug like after told me that he saw somebody
who was looking for a third on Facebook dating, you
know where my husband and I are both straight, but
we're looking for a third We're looking for a guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And I'm oh, guy yeah.
Speaker 2: And I was like okay, And I'm like, well, does
that make a stronger couple if you're open about your
fantasies and explore them together or does it all of
a sudden Like That's the part that I could never
wrap my head around again with swinging, is like how
do you watch the person that you supposedly love and
we're getting railed by somebody else and go that's hot?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Maybe, but like it in going along with someone who
shouldn't be said, and how he liked to watch, Like yes, yes,
I am so intrigued by that with other friends, Like
I do have a friend who's sleeping with someone right now.
I'm like, oh my god, you guys are it would
be hot to watch the two of you together.
Speaker 3: I think about certain people yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so.
Speaker 4: You know, not my mind, my p's and qes over here.
Speaker 5: But yeah. But then also going the other way of
not talking about sex and stuff, there are just other
like the thrill of something that's more forbidden or risky,
that risky behavior and stuff. So I mean sky skydiving
something like that.
Speaker 2: That's a great analogy, right because it's the novelty we
want to feel alive, Yeah, and the fantasy can make
us feel alive.
Speaker 3: I mean there was a time when one time, you know,
I'm not supposed to talk about this, but I gotta
say this where I got so bored. I went on
I was, I was going on my phone. I was bored.
Speaker 4: Oh really yeah? Yeah, and it wasn't as good as
you had It wasn't.
Speaker 3: And you know, it was like, how long is this
is almost over?
Speaker 4: Geez?
Speaker 3: I mean, how much stuff can you really want? You know?
Speaker 4: Do?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: Right right, you're stuck.
Speaker 5: Let me talk my email.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: I was checking my email, answering my email, going on
Facebook text messaging.
Speaker 2: Well, do you think everyone has a secret fantasy they've
never told anyone about. I think so, like a secret fan,
like you've never told Eddie.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. That's when you mentioned that, you
know who the biggest people you have to watch out
for are the people that don't talk but they had
the fantasy but don't talk.
Speaker 5: Absolutely. I was gonna say, no, everyone knows I speak
my mind, but I think the majority, and I'm going
to say, like eighty percent of people out there would
never ever admit their actual fantasies. Our fear of judgment
or being looked at like different. Yeah, you know, yeah,
even though I guarantee the people who they're talking to
have secret fantasies.
Speaker 4: On the shore.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, it's yeah.
Speaker 2: How do you get someone to open up about a fantasy?
And I don't mean that like show me the manual?
Speaker 4: Trust well, because you're bringing up a great thing.
Speaker 2: Like there's the term maps, right, minor attracted person is
what it stands for, So someone who's attracted to minors.
And when this was discussed in a recent class of mine,
the person leaning in the class said, you probably know
a map and don't know it because you know it's
you know that it's socially unacceptable. You've been able to
just navigate your life and blah blah blah. But they're
a minor attracted person and that's kind of their thing.
And I go, if that's your fantasy, fucking shut up, right.
Speaker 4: If that's true.
Speaker 2: But then there are other ones like I don't have that,
but I have There's be other things, you know, And
then I've had people tell me about.
Speaker 4: One thing I never understood.
Speaker 2: But I had a friend who talked told me that
he dated someone who had a rape fantasy.
Speaker 4: And she wanted to what did you just say I
sort of do? Did you just say I sort of do?
Speaker 3: Why are you surprised at this.
Speaker 2: I kind of am, because it's such a horrible thing,
like it just and he wasn't really into it, so
he tried, but he wants She wanted him to like
pop out of out of like the bushes.
Speaker 4: And drag her in the house.
Speaker 3: Remember the donkey punch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't is that real?
Speaker 6: Yes, okay, I mean yes, she must have done it
before she minded me in a dunk. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
am I How am I going to do something like that?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Laura, would you want to get docu punch?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I just wondering.
Speaker 5: I mean we've talked about like my choking, hair pulling,
all of that type of stuff. But I I see,
I understand the rape fantasy. I know it sounds absolutely horrific,
but I get it. It's definitely would have crossed my mind.
You have to have like.
Speaker 4: Somebody you feel really safe with.
Speaker 5: I would assume, well, yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like going through a haunted house and
just knowing, oh, that's really just Joe behind the mask.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it makes you feel a little safer.
Speaker 5: Yes, But they say, like have a safe word. I
mean I've there. I will never can shame anyone. But
there are some things that I am not really willing
to do. But I've listened to there's a podcast I
forget what it's called. I think it's called Why Are
People Into That? And they take like deep dives into
people's kings and you know, and it's just that they
interview people who are into it, and it's very interesting.
Speaker 4: A kink that that would like that you go, I don't.
Speaker 5: Know the pee thing, I already said not.
Speaker 4: To that's a fantasy.
Speaker 5: Yeah that Boltemore asked about that, and I was like, m.
Speaker 4: Oh, I could have cured athletes, but I don't want
the shower. I'm not really sure.
Speaker 5: But like, yeah, there are things like that, or I
think I talked about the TV show that was How
to Build a Sex Room, and it's people who are
into all different types of erotic pleasure. And some of
them were like a married couple that they've been married
for thirty years and they're like, we want to spice
up our sex life. So yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean most guys at this age.
Speaker 2: I heard a guy the other day he says, now
I laughed so so hard because one guy it's like, yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought I was getting lady other night and he
goes and.
Speaker 2: He's like, you still ask and the guy's like, hey,
he goes go and he goes because I usually just go, hey,
is this going to be a group project or a solo?
I'm paraphrasing, but I'm like, I guess that's what it
gets to at some point. But you're right, the excitement,
that's the thing is like you look at people who
have had really long relationships, and I have a friend
of mine, she got married, divorced, remarried, they have no kids,
she has had no kids, and they have a really
cool life together and they're like the perfect couple together.
And yeah they do all kinds of like kinky shit.
I'm pretty sure, yeah, And but yeah, it's weird. I
just think it's novelty. I think people like novelty in food,
they like that forbidden thing. They like it in music,
like if I'm going somewhere to see you know, a
private thing, there's something about that that that's exciting.
Speaker 4: And then the fantasy thing.
Speaker 2: And I think, I I really think sometimes uh, they
say something about who we are.
Speaker 4: A little bit.
Speaker 2: But it also could just be the brain entertaining itself
because once you play it out. We've heard too many
disaster stories about like, you know, anybody who's into that
is kind of gross, and and there are you know,
people that are open. But I think I think people
are becoming more comfortable and talking about it. Yeah, could
you be a dominatrix?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you got it?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 4: Wow? Like hurting somebody wouldn't wouldn't mind.
Speaker 5: Like wearing high heels and stuffing all over someone that's
so badass?
Speaker 4: Bad ass? Ugh?
Speaker 5: Really, especially if I was getting paid to do it.
That's amazing.
Speaker 4: We see unexplained bruises on Joe. We know why. I know, right,
that's the thing that's hotly craft. All right, we'll get
out of here.
Speaker 3: I just uh what we're done.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna go have a beer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's almost two o'clock.
Speaker 3: Where are we going.
Speaker 4: We'll go to an Irish bar.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's gonna be crowded.
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 7: I think yesterday was your big day? Yeah, yeah, I
think we're gonna go. We're gonna go to fair Part Yeah, okay,
is that all right? Yeah, it's just up the road. Yeah, man,
you coming? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you buying?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right, you know, I get one thing to say,
what's that? And I think that you should be a
better host. I think you should have like a cold
cut tray in here, you know, some some you know,
different kinds of you know, you know. I mean, okay,
is that what you want?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I just went, actually that is true, something about.
Speaker 4: A snack cupboard. All right, I'm in Hey, look, whatever's gonna.
Speaker 3: You know, I come in from a monday if I
can hear a monday, and I you know.
Speaker 4: You haven't eaten me yet. Yeah, you want dinner waiting necessarily?
Know what I got you?
Speaker 3: A couple of granola bars? Will freaking do the trick?
Speaker 4: Okay, I will get a snack cover going all right,
I'm that serious.
Speaker 5: I love this for you.
Speaker 4: Why do you love it for me?
Speaker 2: I mean it's great, No, but it seems it seems
valid and fair.
Speaker 5: We're also here a lot, yes, of.
Speaker 3: Course, but you don't have your money. You don't have
a lot of money anymore.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 5: You're killing me. Why are you digging yourself in a
ditch right now? He just said he's gonna go buy
you a beer, and you're like, wait, now I want
this and this and this you I am. I also want.
Speaker 2: I'm financially fine, but I don't make what I used
to be.
Speaker 4: And that's it. I was just kidd. I had to
sell one beer. I had to pull out of.
Speaker 2: Some things which maybe in the future could prevent a
problem present a problem.
Speaker 4: But I think right now work all is good.
Speaker 2: All right for Laura, who wants her her wants their
Saint Patrick's Day celebration. For Mark, who believes the quietest
person in the room is usually the most dangerous.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's right, Bill Moran, We'll see you next time.
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