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<v Speaker 1>And so nice of you to be willing to work

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<v Speaker 1>from my place today. Yeah, this polar vortex has just

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<v Speaker 1>got everybody just freezing. You must be absolutely colder than

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<v Speaker 1>you we just did right now? What Yeah, trips him

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<v Speaker 1>through all that snow just to come here to work.

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<v Speaker 1>I why don't just sit over there and take a

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<v Speaker 1>load off? And oh no, no, no, no, I just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna sit right here in the window sill. This

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. What Well on sugar, it would seem you've

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<v Speaker 1>been working here for a year. You know, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>lizard rod, you know, I know I constantly keet tenise

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<v Speaker 1>and what that tongue do. So I uh, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no that's true too. You see me with those crickets

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<v Speaker 1>and grubs and all kinds of nice, delicious, yummy, pro

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<v Speaker 1>teen laden insects, and well, I'm just here to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that I really really love things with protein in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh yeah, No, you're gonna have to come over here. What. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's pretty cold in here too. The power

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<v Speaker 1>lines just to been wonky all over the cities. And

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<v Speaker 1>saw that snow dropped down. Yeah, I know the building,

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<v Speaker 1>even the office is all electric. The gas isn't a. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a capin things nice and warm, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think we'll manage to make do. No, oh, you look

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<v Speaker 1>really cute today? What to as me? Nuts that you

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<v Speaker 1>always say that no one says you look cute? Who

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<v Speaker 1>the hell says you look strained or awkward or weird?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you look fine, delicious, divine, unbagged. I have

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<v Speaker 1>always wanted to do do nothing but to get a

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<v Speaker 1>nice sorry I keep forgetting on my home. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>at work. I can't be I guess I can't say

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<v Speaker 1>some of the things that are on my mind, but

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<v Speaker 1>I want to invite you to say whatever is on

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<v Speaker 1>your mind. Now, do you mind come over in here

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<v Speaker 1>and sit down for a spell a spell? Pardon me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Southern. Sitting down for a spell means just for

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, you know. Well, actually, I think you

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<v Speaker 1>could help me with a really big problem mine. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you noticed that my hand hasn't moved or my tail? Plea,

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<v Speaker 1>just trust me whenever you come over here, and my

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<v Speaker 1>tail's always pitch and yeah, my legs just just my

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<v Speaker 1>head cold blooded. Really, baby, I'm really really cold right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So in order for me to get smoving around and

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<v Speaker 1>for us to get through all this mountain of work

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<v Speaker 1>we got before. Is one or two things has got

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<v Speaker 1>to happen. We're gonna have to say some hail Mary's

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<v Speaker 1>and I trust me, I can be quite religious. I

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<v Speaker 1>love getting down on my knees. Will bust out the

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<v Speaker 1>holy knee pads or I mean, I need you take

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<v Speaker 1>them over here and give me a nice tat delicious snuggle. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a professional thing to do. When you ad a

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<v Speaker 1>lizard girl running around. We get cold, we need you

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<v Speaker 1>to come cuddle us. And I would absolutely love nothing

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<v Speaker 1>more than to have your head right here. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>really can't show you. My hands are locked up seriously

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<v Speaker 1>feeling see pretty cold. Oh but your touch just shot

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<v Speaker 1>fire downpine. I'm so you can shoot a lot more

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<v Speaker 1>to me if you know what I'm saying. No, oh sugar,

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<v Speaker 1>what I want you to do is say your head

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<v Speaker 1>upon my tist now, darling, don't don't be so don't

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<v Speaker 1>be so coy. You've been looking at them mountains for

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<v Speaker 1>quite some time, in fact, to just sitting there singing

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<v Speaker 1>about mountain Mama. Want to see my country roads. Don't worry,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no problem taking you home once I get

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<v Speaker 1>nice and loosened up from this state. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>you've got the key to loosening me up. Cowboy, Yippi,

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<v Speaker 1>A kaye, let's go what I promise. There's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>no need. I will not be going to HJR. And well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you can. But as long as I get

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<v Speaker 1>to have you titching on me today, that's gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>it more than worth it, because nerd boy, you have

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<v Speaker 1>been absolutely delicious. Now come yeah, I called you nerd boy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay. I have something to confess to you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a nerd too. You think just because I'm all dust

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<v Speaker 1>you do, I'm not prettified that I don't like to

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<v Speaker 1>get down with all the nerdy shit that's out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you I'm just as much of a

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<v Speaker 1>degenerate as this stuff that's peeking out of your briefcase

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Oh you didn't notice that. I noticed. This

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<v Speaker 1>isn't the first time either, are we talking anyways? Baby?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on in. If you don't, well no, I would

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<v Speaker 1>like for you to do that too, but bring it in.

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<v Speaker 1>Wrap your arms around me, rub them up and down

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<v Speaker 1>my back, snoodle that head into my and then have

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<v Speaker 1>me absolutely show you what happens when another lizard girl

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<v Speaker 1>decides to get on the wildside. No, oh, I promise,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take these nice little long cloths mine and go

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<v Speaker 1>all the way up and down your back, wrap my

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<v Speaker 1>legs around you, stare into your sweet little eyes before

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<v Speaker 1>I plunge my tongue so down your throat that i'll

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<v Speaker 1>be tasting yesterday's creakfast. Yes it will, Oh goodness, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get to hold your head in my hands and

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that's right. I think you're not just a

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<v Speaker 1>nerd boy. But a good boy does not sound nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, funnily enough, allow this work. We

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<v Speaker 1>got ears and just oh there we go. Oh I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad you decided to give it a whirl. Oh. I

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<v Speaker 1>can feel my hands, I can feel the blood moving

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<v Speaker 1>back through my hands. Oh. But, as I was saying,

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<v Speaker 1>none of this workhouse to get done. No, this is

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<v Speaker 1>just busy work I was given to get done. If

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't get finished, no one's gonna care. Now, go on,

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<v Speaker 1>as I said, please do the damn dude. Just rub

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<v Speaker 1>your hands all lipping down my body. Yeah, my chest

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<v Speaker 1>is feeling super tight right now, super duper tight. Run

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<v Speaker 1>your hands all the way back up to my goodness, gracious,

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<v Speaker 1>does I feel good to have you just to move

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<v Speaker 1>in your muscles all up and down mine. It's loosening

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<v Speaker 1>my muscles right up, just exactly the way I want

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<v Speaker 1>it to be. Oh, this is delicious, This is divine,

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<v Speaker 1>this is wonderful. No, why don't you get choming down

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<v Speaker 1>to my stomach and just well no, no, there's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>in it right now. I haven't been able to feel

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<v Speaker 1>it all day. You get my stomachness and loosened up

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<v Speaker 1>so I can absolutely get my fill. Oh I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>thinking just the grubs today, not just grubs. Mm oh goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>gracis yet? No, No, down to my hips and just

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<v Speaker 1>get used to the feel of them. Is you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be using them as a steering wheel later. But then

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<v Speaker 1>ooh no, I love you taking the liberties of rolling

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<v Speaker 1>your hands back towards No, just warm up my whole

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<v Speaker 1>body at all. It feels nice to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>move again. I think I'm gonna use you as my

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<v Speaker 1>warming rock every single day. I don't hear any objection,

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<v Speaker 1>do I I thought? Not? There we go? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>down to my cows and that's in muscular Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I do work out quite a bit, at least a shah.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go down, lower, lower, and but that WeGo.

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<v Speaker 1>You are you, sir? You are too good at this, Delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>So now that I'm nice and warmed up, how about

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<v Speaker 1>I find a nice proper way to thank you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I do think you're in need of a promotion. I

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<v Speaker 1>do think you're in need of my hands and claws

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<v Speaker 1>all over you. And I think that you definitely need

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<v Speaker 1>that kiss that I I promised you know, Delicious, You're

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<v Speaker 1>far too cute to be stuck being someone's personal assistant. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I found you a job with a different company.

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<v Speaker 1>The pace, triple the amount I'll give, the references, and well,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll finally be doing something that you love. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>More importantly, though, my sweet sweet darling, that means that

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<v Speaker 1>we can continue doing this whenever we want to. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no, I'm not saying I don't want it to

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<v Speaker 1>be my personal assistant. And contrary, I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to be free to do whatever I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to whenever I want to you without the rules

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<v Speaker 1>of some company coming down on this. Now, all that

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<v Speaker 1>boring talk aside here, I've always switched these rolls up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been nice having you lay on me, but how

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<v Speaker 1>about having a bit of me on you? Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>is Alexander here. I want to thank dream Audio for

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<v Speaker 1>this idea. She actually give me the idea earlier of

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<v Speaker 1>doing a lizard girl who got stuck in her shed,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I did that one, but then

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't I love lizards, so I was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>about if you needed to be warmed up? And it

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<v Speaker 1>also goes back to because most of my stories are

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<v Speaker 1>something to do with me, I am perpetually cold due

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<v Speaker 1>to my CPTSD and a few other issues. I tend

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<v Speaker 1>to be very gumpy and very like, which means I

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<v Speaker 1>have a genuline pimpin through me like crazy at all times.

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<v Speaker 1>So because of all of that, I uh tend to

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<v Speaker 1>be super cold. It can be literally fourth of July

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<v Speaker 1>for those in the Northern hemisphere, that is summer hot

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<v Speaker 1>of summer. I was out grilling and star Audio as

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<v Speaker 1>Starlet Audios if you guys know her, she's real laughed.

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<v Speaker 1>Best friend of mine was Overwhild's grilling and she slid

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<v Speaker 1>past me and like her thought pushed my thought and

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<v Speaker 1>she jumped and almost knocked me into the grill, screaming

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell's wrong with your legs because they were freezing.

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<v Speaker 1>Most people don't want to be in a bed with

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<v Speaker 1>me for a long periods of time because I will

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<v Speaker 1>freeze them out of the bed. I will make them

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<v Speaker 1>like jump up and be like, Okay, I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>actually go put on more blankets or something. I sleep

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<v Speaker 1>under no less than three blankets. I do not care

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<v Speaker 1>with no air condition on hot to summer with. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I will have three blankets on. It's just And this

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<v Speaker 1>is when I lived in Las Vegas, in a desert

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<v Speaker 1>in desert Valley, sorry death Valley, I was living like this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is who I am. I would also say as

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<v Speaker 1>an announcement, I had a family tragedy happen in my family,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna be dealing with that. So last rooms

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna be iffy. I'm gonna try, no advice needed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be handled and we'll get through it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be fun. But yeah, so I'm gonna try. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like having the excuse of oh, if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like extra grumpy, I'm sorry. You shouldn't. Bad behavior should

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<v Speaker 1>not be rewarded. But I'm gonna be very mindful of

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<v Speaker 1>how i'm gonna be acting for the next couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks and try to be as I navigate my way

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<v Speaker 1>through this. But uh, we'll live. We'll live. They this

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<v Speaker 1>is just a part of life and I'll get through

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<v Speaker 1>it anyways. Guys, I love you death and I'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you the next one. Bach