Speaker 1: And so nice of you to be willing to work
Speaker 1: from my place today. Yeah, this polar vortex has just
Speaker 1: got everybody just freezing. You must be absolutely colder than
Speaker 1: you we just did right now? What Yeah, trips him
Speaker 1: through all that snow just to come here to work.
Speaker 1: I why don't just sit over there and take a
Speaker 1: load off? And oh no, no, no, no, I just
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit right here in the window sill. This
Speaker 1: a lot. What Well on sugar, it would seem you've
Speaker 1: been working here for a year. You know, I'm a
Speaker 1: lizard rod, you know, I know I constantly keet tenise
Speaker 1: and what that tongue do. So I uh, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: no that's true too. You see me with those crickets
Speaker 1: and grubs and all kinds of nice, delicious, yummy, pro
Speaker 1: teen laden insects, and well, I'm just here to tell
Speaker 1: you that I really really love things with protein in it.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, No, you're gonna have to come over here. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it's pretty cold in here too. The power
Speaker 1: lines just to been wonky all over the cities. And
Speaker 1: saw that snow dropped down. Yeah, I know the building,
Speaker 1: even the office is all electric. The gas isn't a. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not a capin things nice and warm, but I
Speaker 1: think we'll manage to make do. No, oh, you look
Speaker 1: really cute today? What to as me? Nuts that you
Speaker 1: always say that no one says you look cute? Who
Speaker 1: the hell says you look strained or awkward or weird?
Speaker 1: I think you look fine, delicious, divine, unbagged. I have
Speaker 1: always wanted to do do nothing but to get a
Speaker 1: nice sorry I keep forgetting on my home. We're not
Speaker 1: at work. I can't be I guess I can't say
Speaker 1: some of the things that are on my mind, but
Speaker 1: I want to invite you to say whatever is on
Speaker 1: your mind. Now, do you mind come over in here
Speaker 1: and sit down for a spell a spell? Pardon me,
Speaker 1: I'm Southern. Sitting down for a spell means just for
Speaker 1: a little bit, you know. Well, actually, I think you
Speaker 1: could help me with a really big problem mine. Have
Speaker 1: you noticed that my hand hasn't moved or my tail? Plea,
Speaker 1: just trust me whenever you come over here, and my
Speaker 1: tail's always pitch and yeah, my legs just just my
Speaker 1: head cold blooded. Really, baby, I'm really really cold right now.
Speaker 1: So in order for me to get smoving around and
Speaker 1: for us to get through all this mountain of work
Speaker 1: we got before. Is one or two things has got
Speaker 1: to happen. We're gonna have to say some hail Mary's
Speaker 1: and I trust me, I can be quite religious. I
Speaker 1: love getting down on my knees. Will bust out the
Speaker 1: holy knee pads or I mean, I need you take
Speaker 1: them over here and give me a nice tat delicious snuggle. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's a professional thing to do. When you ad a
Speaker 1: lizard girl running around. We get cold, we need you
Speaker 1: to come cuddle us. And I would absolutely love nothing
Speaker 1: more than to have your head right here. Well, I
Speaker 1: really can't show you. My hands are locked up seriously
Speaker 1: feeling see pretty cold. Oh but your touch just shot
Speaker 1: fire downpine. I'm so you can shoot a lot more
Speaker 1: to me if you know what I'm saying. No, oh sugar,
Speaker 1: what I want you to do is say your head
Speaker 1: upon my tist now, darling, don't don't be so don't
Speaker 1: be so coy. You've been looking at them mountains for
Speaker 1: quite some time, in fact, to just sitting there singing
Speaker 1: about mountain Mama. Want to see my country roads. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: I have no problem taking you home once I get
Speaker 1: nice and loosened up from this state. And I think
Speaker 1: you've got the key to loosening me up. Cowboy, Yippi,
Speaker 1: A kaye, let's go what I promise. There's gonna be
Speaker 1: no need. I will not be going to HJR. And well,
Speaker 1: I guess you can. But as long as I get
Speaker 1: to have you titching on me today, that's gonna make
Speaker 1: it more than worth it, because nerd boy, you have
Speaker 1: been absolutely delicious. Now come yeah, I called you nerd boy.
Speaker 1: It's okay. I have something to confess to you. I'm
Speaker 1: a nerd too. You think just because I'm all dust
Speaker 1: you do, I'm not prettified that I don't like to
Speaker 1: get down with all the nerdy shit that's out there.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you I'm just as much of a
Speaker 1: degenerate as this stuff that's peeking out of your briefcase
Speaker 1: right now. Oh you didn't notice that. I noticed. This
Speaker 1: isn't the first time either, are we talking anyways? Baby?
Speaker 1: Come on in. If you don't, well no, I would
Speaker 1: like for you to do that too, but bring it in.
Speaker 1: Wrap your arms around me, rub them up and down
Speaker 1: my back, snoodle that head into my and then have
Speaker 1: me absolutely show you what happens when another lizard girl
Speaker 1: decides to get on the wildside. No, oh, I promise,
Speaker 1: I'll take these nice little long cloths mine and go
Speaker 1: all the way up and down your back, wrap my
Speaker 1: legs around you, stare into your sweet little eyes before
Speaker 1: I plunge my tongue so down your throat that i'll
Speaker 1: be tasting yesterday's creakfast. Yes it will, Oh goodness, And
Speaker 1: I'll get to hold your head in my hands and
Speaker 1: tell you that's right. I think you're not just a
Speaker 1: nerd boy. But a good boy does not sound nice.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, funnily enough, allow this work. We
Speaker 1: got ears and just oh there we go. Oh I'm
Speaker 1: glad you decided to give it a whirl. Oh. I
Speaker 1: can feel my hands, I can feel the blood moving
Speaker 1: back through my hands. Oh. But, as I was saying,
Speaker 1: none of this workhouse to get done. No, this is
Speaker 1: just busy work I was given to get done. If
Speaker 1: it doesn't get finished, no one's gonna care. Now, go on,
Speaker 1: as I said, please do the damn dude. Just rub
Speaker 1: your hands all lipping down my body. Yeah, my chest
Speaker 1: is feeling super tight right now, super duper tight. Run
Speaker 1: your hands all the way back up to my goodness, gracious,
Speaker 1: does I feel good to have you just to move
Speaker 1: in your muscles all up and down mine. It's loosening
Speaker 1: my muscles right up, just exactly the way I want
Speaker 1: it to be. Oh, this is delicious, This is divine,
Speaker 1: this is wonderful. No, why don't you get choming down
Speaker 1: to my stomach and just well no, no, there's nothing
Speaker 1: in it right now. I haven't been able to feel
Speaker 1: it all day. You get my stomachness and loosened up
Speaker 1: so I can absolutely get my fill. Oh I wasn't
Speaker 1: thinking just the grubs today, not just grubs. Mm oh goodness,
Speaker 1: gracis yet? No, No, down to my hips and just
Speaker 1: get used to the feel of them. Is you're gonna
Speaker 1: be using them as a steering wheel later. But then
Speaker 1: ooh no, I love you taking the liberties of rolling
Speaker 1: your hands back towards No, just warm up my whole
Speaker 1: body at all. It feels nice to be able to
Speaker 1: move again. I think I'm gonna use you as my
Speaker 1: warming rock every single day. I don't hear any objection,
Speaker 1: do I I thought? Not? There we go? No, no,
Speaker 1: down to my cows and that's in muscular Thank you.
Speaker 1: I do work out quite a bit, at least a shah.
Speaker 1: There we go down, lower, lower, and but that WeGo.
Speaker 1: You are you, sir? You are too good at this, Delicious.
Speaker 1: So now that I'm nice and warmed up, how about
Speaker 1: I find a nice proper way to thank you. Well,
Speaker 1: I do think you're in need of a promotion. I
Speaker 1: do think you're in need of my hands and claws
Speaker 1: all over you. And I think that you definitely need
Speaker 1: that kiss that I I promised you know, Delicious, You're
Speaker 1: far too cute to be stuck being someone's personal assistant. No,
Speaker 1: that's why I found you a job with a different company.
Speaker 1: The pace, triple the amount I'll give, the references, and well,
Speaker 1: you'll finally be doing something that you love. That's right.
Speaker 1: More importantly, though, my sweet sweet darling, that means that
Speaker 1: we can continue doing this whenever we want to. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, I'm not saying I don't want it to
Speaker 1: be my personal assistant. And contrary, I want you to
Speaker 1: be able to be free to do whatever I want
Speaker 1: you to whenever I want to you without the rules
Speaker 1: of some company coming down on this. Now, all that
Speaker 1: boring talk aside here, I've always switched these rolls up.
Speaker 1: It's been nice having you lay on me, but how
Speaker 1: about having a bit of me on you? Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: is Alexander here. I want to thank dream Audio for
Speaker 1: this idea. She actually give me the idea earlier of
Speaker 1: doing a lizard girl who got stuck in her shed,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I did that one, but then
Speaker 1: I didn't I love lizards, so I was like, what
Speaker 1: about if you needed to be warmed up? And it
Speaker 1: also goes back to because most of my stories are
Speaker 1: something to do with me, I am perpetually cold due
Speaker 1: to my CPTSD and a few other issues. I tend
Speaker 1: to be very gumpy and very like, which means I
Speaker 1: have a genuline pimpin through me like crazy at all times.
Speaker 1: So because of all of that, I uh tend to
Speaker 1: be super cold. It can be literally fourth of July
Speaker 1: for those in the Northern hemisphere, that is summer hot
Speaker 1: of summer. I was out grilling and star Audio as
Speaker 1: Starlet Audios if you guys know her, she's real laughed.
Speaker 1: Best friend of mine was Overwhild's grilling and she slid
Speaker 1: past me and like her thought pushed my thought and
Speaker 1: she jumped and almost knocked me into the grill, screaming
Speaker 1: what the hell's wrong with your legs because they were freezing.
Speaker 1: Most people don't want to be in a bed with
Speaker 1: me for a long periods of time because I will
Speaker 1: freeze them out of the bed. I will make them
Speaker 1: like jump up and be like, Okay, I've got to
Speaker 1: actually go put on more blankets or something. I sleep
Speaker 1: under no less than three blankets. I do not care
Speaker 1: with no air condition on hot to summer with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will have three blankets on. It's just And this
Speaker 1: is when I lived in Las Vegas, in a desert
Speaker 1: in desert Valley, sorry death Valley, I was living like this.
Speaker 1: This is who I am. I would also say as
Speaker 1: an announcement, I had a family tragedy happen in my family,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be dealing with that. So last rooms
Speaker 1: are gonna be iffy. I'm gonna try, no advice needed.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be handled and we'll get through it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be fun. But yeah, so I'm gonna try. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like having the excuse of oh, if I'm
Speaker 1: like extra grumpy, I'm sorry. You shouldn't. Bad behavior should
Speaker 1: not be rewarded. But I'm gonna be very mindful of
Speaker 1: how i'm gonna be acting for the next couple of
Speaker 1: weeks and try to be as I navigate my way
Speaker 1: through this. But uh, we'll live. We'll live. They this
Speaker 1: is just a part of life and I'll get through
Speaker 1: it anyways. Guys, I love you death and I'll see
Speaker 1: you the next one. Bach