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Speaker 1: Boosh Cheers Straight from the Pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I completely forgot about this thing and I was
drinking at a pool as a Sunday It's Memorial Memorial,
well tomorrow's Momorral Day, right, yeah, but this is when
it comes to Orial Day weekend. Yeah, and so I
was drinking out the pool and completely forgot, and then
I had to get an uber here because I'm sufficiently buzzed.
Speaker 1: That's what I like to hear.
Speaker 2: Keep it coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So if I'm not making any sense or I
don't follow a story at all, buddy, that's what they
want from you, I hope.
Speaker 1: So that's what they That's what they came to listen to.
It was one of our more.
Speaker 2: Successful episodes, is when I got hammered for a thousand
review and I didn't make it through.
Speaker 3: No, he had to like, go go throw up.
Speaker 2: No, I think I got hiccups though.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was the first time since I was probably
nineteen that I was worried about how much someone drank. No,
I wasn't even worried about you. When we did the
breathalyzer race. Oh yeah, I slam your fucking face into
the table after taking god knows how many rumbleman shots.
Speaker 3: Well, that was a you know you, you slapped the
table with your hand and bring her a forehead very
close so it looks like you. But it's just a
fun thing to do.
Speaker 1: That didn't sound like a slap. It was a head.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you, I'm good at it. I'm like a mine.
All right.
Speaker 1: That was a heavy thought.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a.
Speaker 2: There's nowhere you could watch that now, So I believe
I have it. Someone has a hard drive.
Speaker 1: I have the hard drive and I haven't looked through
his contents yet, but I'm he said it was on there.
Speaker 2: You're sitting on so many things. Apparently a listener sent
in a gift for us a month ago, and it's
just been at your house. Actually a perfect time and
foot the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, we were opening it today totally on purpose, uh,
for a Memorial Day, and not because it's been sitting
in my house and I don't know what's happening. On
any given moment, because there's three fucking kids going insane.
No one of our most beloved listeners, I believe not
only a softcore fan, but a TFM reader from back
in the day.
Speaker 3: Dog get over.
Speaker 1: It was ten years ago, Houston, Hamilton. I'm sorry. It
was a cool thing we did. It was great, and
I'm gonna talks. It's like being like Ted Dancing. Get over, Cheers,
you bitch.
Speaker 2: I've been doing softcore history longer than one.
Speaker 3: Was as iconic as Cheers. Yeah. Four guy, if you
went to a frat in the SEC in two thousand
and the late, he knows it was as big as
iconic as Cheers.
Speaker 1: Better than anyone. He knows because you started out. You
were in college when it started, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was in college when it started, And then when
I wrote for it, like I still half my frat
was still there, and I became like people would rush
and they'd be like, you guys know Boos from TFM.
Yeah he's h he's in our frat and they'd be like,
no way, let's sick.
Speaker 2: My fraternity also used me as.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they gave you, gave you. They put you on
the iconic Wikipedia Alums for a while and then they
took a test.
Speaker 1: Boo.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: But yeah, anyway, before you just ship all over my life,
and I do mean life, uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that is really your identity to this day
at this point.
Speaker 1: Whatever I'm not, I'm not even Ted Dancer from Cheers.
I'm like, I guess like Norm or someone like who
is only known from Cheers.
Speaker 2: It's okay, And I just go, you were interne famous.
We get it not anymore because we looked at the
numbers and uh boy, it's fallen off. You have fallen off. Yeah,
not what I used to be, but granted not the
same as me. When I was working at Lifetime, I
remember people with like people would recognize me from the
website and they'd be like, you're working at the front desk.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, yeah, I'm gonna I'll see you in
the showers and go put a gun in my mouth.
I don't want to make other people have a tough
clean up. My coworkers have a tough cleanup. But I
can't live anymore.
Speaker 2: And then my coworkers would be like, how the fuck
do they know you?
Speaker 1: He'd be like it's a long story.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, you can empathize with like child stars or something
a little bit.
Speaker 2: I was so young.
Speaker 3: They're like, why is.
Speaker 1: Danny Bonaducci's sucking a dick behind this fucking raising canes
pay rent? So Houston Hamilton, great guy, he sent us
a gift. I'll read his note. First, softcore boys, I
noticed a distinct lack of American flags in your studio.
First off, there is a giant American flag.
Speaker 2: It's not really in frame.
Speaker 1: It is not in frame, but it's fucking huge.
Speaker 2: It was more inframe when we had the wide. We
don't do the wad anymore.
Speaker 3: We don't need to get right up on the porest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, either way, he goes, I wanted to fix that.
The certificate will explain the gist of it. The Reaper
may or may not have returned without its payload. Keep
up the good work, Houston m Hamilton, Captain US Army
Psychological Operations.
Speaker 3: Nice. So this psychological what does that entail?
Speaker 2: Torture?
Speaker 1: You don't want to know. You don't want to know.
So he said, this awesome certificate. It will go on
the on the set along with the flag by read
certificate first United States Air Force flown in honor of
the Softcore History Podcast on behalf of the three hundred
and sixty first Expeditionary Attack Squadron. This certifies that the
accompanying flag of the United States of America was flown
in combat from an undisclosed.
Speaker 3: Location WHOA.
Speaker 1: On the sixth day of April twenty twenty five, carried
by an MQ nine A Reaper in support of Operation
Inherent Resolve. So Operation Inherent Resolves flag apparently accompanied. And
it's too bad Jake's not here because he'll probably I
don't know where the reaper flew, but I'm guessing it
was killing enemies of Jake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna mention palace, Palestinians, some some somewhere
to do with I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hope not. I hope it's Syria. Yeah, it's some anyway.
An signed by two people as well, Captain Vincent Chan
the pilot, and staff Sergeant Aaron coma aguilera sensor operator. So,
and we got the flag trying to fuck up the
fold here boom. This is gonna go on set right
after the show. I don't want to get up and
funk up all the shots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you gotta get that probably shadow boxed that's awesome.
Speaker 1: I probably should. Yeah, I'll go handle that, but I'll
leave it on set. In the meantime, no one's gonna
fuck with it here.
Speaker 3: Operation Inherent Results. I just like such a bad time.
Speaker 1: I mean, the best part of this whole thing is
undisclosed location.
Speaker 3: But turn that around for the camera. I love that,
yes boom, because.
Speaker 2: What if it was an operation that we technically weren't
supposed to.
Speaker 1: Be a part of, supposed to know about, which would
be dope.
Speaker 2: It's like we attacked Rush.
Speaker 1: Actually, this is actually gonna be worse than the signal
chat leak.
Speaker 2: This is what actually blows out the episode. Finally we
finally get the views we deserve. Yeah, and it's all
because we, you know, haphazardly reveal.
Speaker 1: They're like, wait, you said there weren't any strikes in
that area, but this fucking dipshit podcast pulled out a
fucking certificate. Oh god, at least we got a listener
from the d O D. I guess there's one.
Speaker 2: Guy monitoring friends in high places.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one guy, not him. I mean, Houston's in the army.
But I'm just saying, like there's a spy, like a
low level spy, and the d od that's forced to
listen to this episode.
Speaker 2: Now, well, now you just made enemies with him because
you call them low level. But buddy, you know you
are if they.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking front on where you are on the company
ladder right now. I hope you rise, but you know
where you are.
Speaker 2: Kind of a decent transitions. Memorial Day, you know, Yeah,
so why not talk about an insane troop? Hell yeah,
a crazy man perfect, a mad lad of sorts his way.
He's an American, it's not an American.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the lad kind of gave it away.
Speaker 2: The British, you know, they don't celebrate Memorial Day. They
have their own whatever closer to November eleventh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, world War One is there. World War One is
way more of a national uh point and scar for
the British than and French than World War Two because.
Speaker 3: They lost an entire generation people.
Speaker 2: This guy, he's obviously been mentioned in our discord, He's
been recommended dozens of times. He's it's about time we
get to him. Okay, we're talking, of course about mad
Jack church Hill. Hell yeah, know about this guy here, about.
Speaker 3: The one that stormed Normany with a sword.
Speaker 2: He didn't storm normandy bone arrow, I believe. So he
had a sword, he had a bon and arrow, and
he had bagpipes.
Speaker 1: Yes, because they wouldn't let they wouldn't let children play
music on the battlefield anymore.
Speaker 2: So he had to, you know, kind of set the tone, yeah,
for himself. In fact, he is quoted saying any officer
who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed.
Speaker 1: I mean every Japanese guy would agree with him.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill, simply known as Jack to
his family, was born in Sri Lanka on September sixteenth,
nineteen oh six, and his family moved to Hong Kong
in nineteen ten.
Speaker 1: And by the way, just so everyone's clear, if you're not,
I just wanted to double check to make sure I
was getting right. Scottish broad sword I think like something
William Wallace or a Knights templar is holding. It is
not like a saber, like a cavalry saber or a
Japanese samurai saber. This is a big, two handed Kingdom
of heaven ass shit right here. Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 3: Heavy weapon for all you RPG players.
Speaker 2: Which, by the way, is insane to look at in
World War Two.
Speaker 1: It's funny. What's funny about it too, is like if
you're a German seeing him come at you, it's hilarious
until the last like twenty feet because you're just like, oh,
this assholes just got a sword.
Speaker 2: They're actually brought down from German soldiers that like they
wouldn't shoot at him because they thought he was just
like a crazy farmer, Like who is that dude?
Speaker 1: Like so he should have been turned into fucking suit
by an MG forty two like one hundred times, where
they're just like, what is this man doing? Who's this man?
I save it for the guys with the guns. This
guy's got the fucking solid I'm not shooting him.
Speaker 2: Jack entered the Royal Military College in Sandhurst and graduated
in nineteen twenty six, moving to Burma with the Manchester Regiment.
His time here was mostly spent riding across the country
on his motorcycle. This was a bit tricky since there
was a glare and lack of roads, so he would
follow the rail line on most of his trips. He
also got really into the previously mentioned bagpipes during this
stage of his life and studied under the pipe major
of Cameron Highlanders.
Speaker 1: Was he Scottish?
Speaker 2: No, he just liked him, yes, okay, just was about
that live Okay.
Speaker 1: The Scots were for a long time after the unification.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he was just autistic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I think that's how we die, Like anyone
with any interest in history. Now we're just like, uh
Ty Cobb was autistic. He was too good at baseball
to not be. Like everyone is just diagnosed with autism now.
Speaker 3: Dude, a lot everyone's self diagnoses with autism now too.
They're like, Okay, I grew up, you know, upper middle class,
white and privileged, but I need some I need a
dash of struggle for my personal brand. So what am
I supposed to do? Okay, I could you know, I
could be a victim of ADHD.
Speaker 1: Or autism out he's tired now, Yeah, so we got
to step it up.
Speaker 3: We gotta be. I gotta be the autism.
Speaker 1: And on the autism spectrum. I played with legos once
a week as a child, and that proves it.
Speaker 3: Uh. It's honestly offensive to me because there's like people
that like, you know, they're they're you know, they're gonna
be stuck with living with their parents, their whole lives,
like they can't you know. Yeah, Like but my mom.
Speaker 2: Uh it is a spectrum, that's the spectrum.
Speaker 3: But okay, like my my mom had a friend from
college visit and they had a violently autistic son and
he were like sitting at dinner and this kid stands
up and he's just like drooling all over himself and
he's just leaning over me, I mean, my dinner, Like
what the fuck? And then he just reels back and
cranks me in.
Speaker 1: The face like clothes their open hand.
Speaker 3: Uh it was open hand. And then he's reeling up
again and they're like Matthew. He's like, Matthew, that.
Speaker 2: Just sounds like an awesome excuse to hit people though, right, Yeah,
But then he stayed in our basement.
Speaker 3: We had like a finished basement in like a fold
out bed. I know what it sounds like, like, oh,
you locked the retard in the basement, Like, no, it
was a nice finished basement and he.
Speaker 2: There's no such thing as a finished basement. That's how
I know you're lying.
Speaker 3: It's not luck. But we had a universal remote and
you'd say, you'd press GameCube would turn on the game.
Qued do press TV turn on the TV speaker, turn
on the speakers. He reprogrammed the whole thing, so we
just had to like you'd press speaker and it would
turn on the lights. You'd press GameCube would turn on
the speaker, and we just had to memorize new buttons.
We could never we could never figure out how to
unfuck it. He'd like reprogrammed the whole thing. But this
guy is so autistic. And then I'll see some hot
chick doing stand up comedy. She's like, I'm a typical,
I'm you neurotypical. People would never understand him, Like, shut up, bitch.
That kid is on the front lines of autism, kicking indoors.
You're on a boat in the Pacific. Not the same thing.
And I know it's a spectrum, but just oh you
it was Ausburger's, but Alsberger had was a Nazi Snow,
we have to call it autism. No, you just don't
have anything anymore. You just you just don't have anything.
Speaker 2: Apparently, autistic kids live kind of in multiple dimensions according
to mediums. My friend Schay went to a medium and
she said the medium could like kind of figure out
where the autistic kids were because they have one foot
in the grave allegedly of a grave, but like in
a different you know dimension, Okay, whatever the next.
Speaker 1: After all, So they're just their frequencies are all fucked up. Yeah,
and they can't.
Speaker 2: So like there was a girl yesterday at the pool
at Lifetime who was just having conversations with herself, but
maybe she was talking to somebody else in another you know, realm.
Speaker 3: If you're talking, if you're in a public space talking
to yourself, Like, okay, that's that's real autism. You can
put that in your bio. But like we had all
these people fucking pretending for clout, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite tweets ever was about like, you know,
like neurodivergence a term or whatever, and uh, people, the
people will try to like dress it up or make
it sound cooler even because even that's not good enough now.
And someone wrote like, uh that they were neurospicy ADHD,
and then a person quote tweeted and just said who
also HD was like I would rather just be called
return heart, and I was like, yep, yep, yep, you're not.
Speaker 3: You can't say you are neurospicy because you had eight
you have fucking ADHD. That's just like, you know, it's
so common.
Speaker 1: Such a cope.
Speaker 2: In nineteen thirty six, after ten years of service, Churchill
resigned his commission and turned to Kenya to make a
living as a newspaper editor and male model for magazine
ads Kenya, along with uh being an extra in films.
Speaker 3: Was he hot?
Speaker 2: I guess he was hot as a.
Speaker 3: He must have been a honky. He was a Kenyan model.
Speaker 2: He picked up archery and it landed him roles in
Sabu and The Thief of Baghdad. He was able to
qualify for the Archery World Championships in Oslo in nineteen
thirty nine, where he placed twenty six, just years after
picking up the bow. Okay, so he had like this
obsession with the bow and arrow for like two or
three years, and he's like, I'm gonna qualify for the
fucking championships.
Speaker 1: And I have nothing else to do, have nothing else
to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I guess he was like a featured extra
in a bunch of movies.
Speaker 3: That's really funny.
Speaker 1: He was hot. I'm still back on the ken Yea.
The magazine ads is what the male model for magazine
ads is what's getting me in Kenya. Who are the
Kenyan magazines?
Speaker 2: I mean, this is like British occupied Kenya, I.
Speaker 1: Know, but was it still just like yeah, we just
I know that this is Kenya, but we can't have
black people in.
Speaker 2: Photographs still in the thirties now even here, well in
the thirties, they just would just show up as a shadow.
Speaker 1: Probably it didn't we didn't have the resolution of the technology.
Speaker 2: Once Germany invaded Poland, Jack resumed his commission with the
Manchester Regiment and was sent to pre Blitz, France. Churchill
was second in command of an infantry company in the
regiment's second Battalion. He was fond of raids and counter attacks,
leading small groups of pitched soldiers against advancing Germans. During
one of his forces raids, stories of Jack shooting a
German patrolman with a bar arrow ran wild.
Speaker 1: That's so unfortunate for that Nazi to just get an arrow?
Did he kill him?
Speaker 2: Years later though, when he was finally asked about it,
he's like, I, by that point, I lost the bow.
Oh yeah, So he kind of squashed the rumor, squashed
the legend.
Speaker 3: Damn it.
Speaker 2: I should have went with it, but I had to
throw that out there, and.
Speaker 3: He was a man of honesty. I liked it.
Speaker 1: He he could have leaned into that, no one would
have questioned, Yeah, it was his longbow too, right, M
So was it? I mean, I guess who knows, but
you don't really. I mean, you can shoot straight with
the longbow. But the advantage of the longbow, at least
in its prime, was that it was a really really
ranged weapon, like the Brits could hit you or the
English could hit you way before you could hit them.
Speaker 2: Although according to his story, he's like, at least from
what I could see, I didn't get a confirmed.
Speaker 1: Kill with the bow, but it hit him.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know. Okay, he definitely launched the bow and
arrow door in battle, but he doesn't know if he
hit anyone.
Speaker 3: And why would you not? This is a waste. You
got a gun right there, We have multiple things.
Speaker 1: I just like, can you imagine getting it is nineteen
forty and you are part of the most technologically advanced
army owner the German army at that point, I mean,
you're doing things that are unimaginable, not obviously unimaginable, like morally,
but like also unimaginable, like just warfare that has never
been done before. Yeah, and a fucking arrow falls out
of the sky.
Speaker 3: What the fuck.
Speaker 2: Tell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's absolutely hell.
Speaker 1: Although if I saw my friend get shot by an arrow,
I'd be like, Oh, we're gonna win this war. That's
what they got.
Speaker 2: We find natives here.
Speaker 3: But it's it was a psychological thing, right, Like this
guy's so fucking unafraid of us that he's just in
the middle of a field with the bow and arrow.
That's that's the psychological aspect of it.
Speaker 2: The War Diary of the fourth Infantry Brigade commented one
of the most reassurance sights of the embankment from Dunkirk
was that Captain Churchill cruised down the beach on his
motorcycle with bows and arrows, just like.
Speaker 1: It'll be fine, boys, boats are coming, it'll be fine.
There's like people dead all over the beach. They're getting
strafed by fucking stukas, and this guy's just like too
bad ass to die, But like everyone else is a normy.
He's like, I don't I think you'll be fine, You're
too crazy to Yeah, I think you'll be Okay. I'm
so scared. I'm so fucking scared.
Speaker 3: I will never be the same.
Speaker 2: He was seen zooming across the Flanders playing on a
small motorcycle, his bow tied to the frame a German
officer's cap hanging off the headlight.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I also liked that as bow is mounted
on the motorcycle the way Captain America mounts his shield
on the motorcycle. Just on the fucking front.
Speaker 2: He won his first military cross Storing the Retreat to
the Channel, when he hitched six trucks together to salvage
a disabled British tank. Although in the end he could
not save the tank, he did rescue a wounded British officer.
After Dunkirk, Churchill volunteered to the Commandos, a special forces
division dedicated to carrying out raids against German occupied areas
of Europe. As a commando, Churchill gained notoriety for charging
into battle, playing the bagpipes and throwing grenades.
Speaker 1: So just pipes in one hand, take your mouth off,
bite toss, pipe back in mouth. See where that. See
how that grenade does pipe out, bite toss.
Speaker 3: I feel like in World War Two playing the bagpipes
like you're just giving away your position.
Speaker 1: You literally are. It seems especially bad for a commando raid.
Speaker 3: Right like you met.
Speaker 1: Like the Navy seals are just going into bin Laden's
complex and the one guy in the back playing playing
Timmy trumpets as they fucking go in.
Speaker 2: They just have their bluetooth speaker, Yeah, playing fettiwop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fetti wap is actually perfect for the era.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Osama's just watching his porno and then he just
hears bagpipes in the distance. He's like, what the fuck
is going on? And then boom.
Speaker 2: During these early raids, Jack was only wounded outside of battle.
A British demolition expert accidentally set a charge near Jack
calls in the bottle of wine he was drinking a
shatter and launch into his forehead. Of course that's how
he gets it, of course, and just a bomb goes off,
just drinking wine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's just like, ah, damn it, fuck, I
need a new wine.
Speaker 2: With nothing more than a flesh wound, Jack wrapped up
his dome and led the commandos across Europe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't imagine that kept him out of action
for one second.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Churchill was second in command of the number three commando
in Operation Archery, a raid of the German garrison at Vaghsoy,
Norway on December twenty seventh, nineteen forty one.
Speaker 1: So he named it. He named that. What do you
want the operation to be?
Speaker 3: Archery?
Speaker 2: Operation? Archery?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, God damn it, dude. All I can think
right now is like, I wonder what the men below
him thought of him? Right? Because you've seen have you
seen a Generation Kill?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I love that show, Like you know, it.
Speaker 1: Reminds I'm almost as Captain America from Generation Kid. We're like,
we're like everyone below him like, this guy is such
a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the guy was also like kind of a he.
Speaker 1: Was also incompetent in a pussy and this guy, this
guy's a badass. I don't know if he's competent, but
he's not a pussy.
Speaker 3: Definitely not a pussy.
Speaker 2: As the rams fell on the first landing craft, Churchill
and his commandos leapt forward from their position while he
played March of the Cameron Man.
Speaker 1: That everyone else is just like two, oh God, get down,
and he's just like I gotta play my song tradition.
Speaker 2: They overran the garrison in less than ten minutes, inner
capture and all enemy soldiers they encountered. Have you have
you ever like what do you mean him or was
he playing the fucking bagpipe the whole time? I mean, dude, bagpipes.
Speaker 1: He didn't do anything bagpipe, just chilling on his side.
Speaker 2: He's got it in his mouth. He can still. He's
like his his hands are available.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, But dude, bagpipes hype you up. Man,
Like if you're marching in a battle and you have
a bagpipe plan like that, would I'd be ready to
kill man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, he was fucking sing all right. As he was
marching through Sicily. With the help of a corporal, he
infiltrated the town of Molina, capturing the post and took
forty two prisoners, including a mortar squad. Churchill led the
men and prisoners back down the pass, with the wounded
being carried on carts pushed by German prisoners. So he
and another corporal took an entire town over hell. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Although I do think at a certain point I won't
know if the Germans were there yet, but like at
some point when it's like, yeah, dude, we captured fifty Germans.
Just the three of they were giving up. They were
like they were like, oh thank god.
Speaker 3: Ah, the Germans were fucking dirb about to get rotated
to fucking Ukraine.
Speaker 2: The reason they were able to take over this town
and capture all those Germans was they had everybody else
stay back and kind of make sounds from off in
the distance.
Speaker 1: I could think the battle with somewhere else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bad pipes, and then they kind of swooped in
and yeah, took the damn.
Speaker 3: That's sneaky. I like that.
Speaker 1: But still it's like there's like two guys like, hey, hey,
you are prisoners. Now there's like forty people.
Speaker 2: They're like fuck it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm done, dude, you're gonna lose anyway.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, like this sucks.
Speaker 2: Cherchia later walked back to the town to retrieve his sword,
which he had lost in hand to hand combat with
a German regiment.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he used the sword.
Speaker 2: He was using the sword again.
Speaker 1: The guy with the sword is really funny when you
see him through your rifle sights one hundred yards away,
like idiot. But if he keeps making it like what's that?
What's that thing? It's like an Internet like question, Like
you can get like a billion dollars, but there will
be a snail that's y chasing it. All and if
it touches you, it kills you. Yeah, that's him with
the sword. It doesn't sleep, Yeah, it doesn't. It's always
moving and it's just like you see him, You're like, idiot.
Speaker 2: It can take transportation.
Speaker 1: And then he gets ten feet away from you and
all of a sudden, your rifle with maybe a bayonet on.
It doesn't feel so sweet.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: On his way there, he encountered a disoriented American patrol
mistakenly walking towards enemy lines. When the NCO and command
of the patrol refused to turn around, Churchill told them
he was going his own way and that he would
not come back for a bloody third time. So he
picked up a sword and just gotta even get back.
Speaker 1: But they were just wandering and he was still like
and he was like, hey, no, don't go that way,
don't go that way. And they were like, fuck you buddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean fuck you buddy to the guy
playing bagpipes and having a sword.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. I honestly that sergeant didn't really make the
wrong call like he Maybe he did technically, but.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're a part of the British Special Forces,
my man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if like a magical man pops out of
a sewer and just like, don't go that way.
Speaker 3: A comet will hit you.
Speaker 1: A mediorite's gonna fall down and hit you in the head.
You're gonna be like, whatever, asshole, you're not listening. You're
you feel insane listening to that guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: As part of the McLean Mission in nineteen forty four,
he led the commandos in Yugoslavia. In May, he was
ordered to raid the German held island of Brock. A
flanking attack was launched by forty three Commando, with Churchill
leading the elements from forty Commando. The Partisans remained at
the landing area. Only Churchill and six others managed to
reach the objective. A mortar shell killed or wounded everyone
but Churchill, who was playing will Ye No Come back
Again on his pipes as the Germans advanced. Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, this is what I'm asking about, Like, what did
the people under him think? Like, his immediate underlings had
to be like, hey, they're they're just they've got eight
mortars and we are they are zeroed on us, and
he's just like burner nopep, going, come on, We're gonna
keep walking. I got a sword, it's fine, just like
explosions everywhere, and they're just like, I don't think you
are willing to accept the reality of of anything, let
alone this combat that's going on right now. No, it's fine.
Speaker 2: They're just getting shelled.
Speaker 1: Like everyone else is gonna metal flying through.
Speaker 2: The six people survived this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, out of what eighty he said, out of like.
Speaker 2: Something like that, Yeah, like eighty three.
Speaker 3: He's just like, ah, you're just playing the bagpipes the
whole time.
Speaker 1: Tough day, tough day, but a hard day, but a
good day. Everyone's like.
Speaker 3: Jesus.
Speaker 2: So he's captured by Germans. They had a commando specific
order to kill all those in special forces on site
without trial. But his last name they thought he was somebody.
They thought he was a somebody. They thought he was
related to Winston Churchill.
Speaker 1: This piece of ship.
Speaker 3: They couldn't just google it back then, right, you know
find out Churchill's family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like Churchill, all right, this might be like
you know trade people, could you like captured the Iraqi's
like captured a dude named Bush and the Iraq war
and they're like, well, total body.
Speaker 1: We love Bush a hundred, we love Bush thousand, Bush
family in the United States.
Speaker 3: We love Bush, especially on our women.
Speaker 2: So they had Churchill flown to Berlin for interrogation, where
he was treated extremely well, as they still thought he
was a potential you know, trade asset.
Speaker 1: He got sent to the heart. Yeah, did he meet Hitler.
Speaker 2: Didn't meet Hitler, but he did say the commanding officer
of the Nazis that was in charge of like his
transportation and everything, and his interrogation was so nice that
he invited him to dinner after the war.
Speaker 1: See, this is asshole shit, this is shit. If you're
a normal soldier, you have to fuck like it's sweet
for us, it's sweet for like the normy. He's to
be like called the bonas. But like any normal soldier
under him is just like you fucking asshole, like you
got us all killed. Then you get on a bus
and they treat you like a VIP and you're.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, no, he's not so bad, o't they? Oh
it's not so bad. No feed outns block. I don't
have him out after the wool and he's not having
dinner after the war. The eighty fucking people you made
march in a line like it was fucking Waterloo while
they were raining hand cannons on you.
Speaker 2: In late April nineteen forty five, Churchill in about one
hundred and forty other prominent prison were sent to the
concentration camp in Sachsenhausen.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure, So for every concentration camp you heard of
and can pronounced. This is so people like when they
think of the Holocausts are like, oh, yeah, like doc Waschwitz,
et cetera. But they were like literally hundreds of them
all over there were those were like the three or
four big ones, but they were like the one in
Bandon Brothers that they liberated. I don't remember the name
of it. Like it was just a little one everywhere.
Speaker 3: They had one for like every city. They would just
like go to the city and then you know, like
you know, just on the outskirts and the you know,
where the suburbs would be is where they would build
them so you could see like the skyline of your
city while you're while you're fucking concentration camp. Oh, all
the smoke out of that camp smells terrible. So you
know the one they sent all the Jews to the Gypsies.
I don't mind the Gypsies, but the Jews seems.
Speaker 2: Like a lot yeah, this was like VIP concentration camp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah there was actually because.
Speaker 2: Again they still think he's like Winston Churchill's cousin or something.
Speaker 1: Right, and since he he's not, since he's a commando
and not like a regular soldier or airman, he doesn't
get sent to normal pow camp.
Speaker 3: No. Yeah, what happened to the other guys that got
captured with him? Probably got killed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably killed out on site.
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh boy, well that's the prope and
wool like. Then meanwhile he's like, I'll look forward to
his bus rode.
Speaker 3: He's just playing the bagpipes while they get executed.
Speaker 1: What more song for you boys?
Speaker 3: Like a fucking fucking.
Speaker 1: This is the last thing they think, But the.
Speaker 3: Last thing they hear is the horrible shrill sounds of
a bagpipe.
Speaker 1: I don't know how this is gonna go, but I
will say we should do an episode on this. At
one point I learned about a long time ago, like
I think in actually like high school history class. Obviously,
they were much nicer to the British and Americans than
the Russians. The Germans were, and they would send a
lot of Russians to concentration camps like POW's and shit,
And they made a mistake of sending some Russian I
think officers to a concentration camp. And the Russian officers
were competent military men, so they were like this and
they organized.
Speaker 2: Like it was a coup.
Speaker 1: A full concentration can't break out, yeah, yeah, like not
a not a pow breakout like in the Great Escape,
like a concentration camp, fucking jail break because they weren't
just like you know whatever. It's like a normal Jewish
baker or something who's fucking terrified.
Speaker 2: Come on, you don't think this guy's gonna try to
make an escape.
Speaker 1: I know he is. I know he is. That's where
we're I know that's where this is. I don't know,
but I feel like that's where this is going.
Speaker 3: So he would go and he would have got gotten
away if he didn't play the bagpipe hole.
Speaker 1: It's always a mistake. You got to keep the competent
hardcore dudes away from the terrified civilians that you can abuse,
because those guys, you can't abuse them with them, they'll
bring the civilians on their side and be like all right, somebody,
like they're gonna be the leader and they're gonna flip
the switch, well, flip the scripts.
Speaker 2: That would only happen if they're treated poorly, which oh
my god he was because uh, the SS troops that
guarded this concentration camp didn't give.
Speaker 3: A fuck who he was. Right.
Speaker 1: I was about to say if he got VIP at
a concentration camp and was like, oh, yes, yes, showman's
quite brutal to the Jewish and Romoni. But but but
I always say, was treated nothing but respect, So I've
narry a non cond word to say. Tomorrow German captives,
it's just a Jewish child being shot, and he's like, wow,
war is odd, but mine was not.
Speaker 2: He got the good showers, Yeah, the water showers with
water and not poison gas. He ends up devising a
plan with a few other Royal Air Force officers prisoners
as you were mentioning, like they were all together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hmm, they're only gonna get up to no good.
By the way, fun fact, I didn't know this until recently.
You know the reason why, like everyone who flies a
plane in the Air Force is an officer, even if
it's just like a normal fighter pilot, it's because I
think I think they just do it now just because.
But during World War Two the officers were treated better,
so everyone on a bomber pretty much everything.
Speaker 2: When you had to do with Jack and you got captured.
Speaker 1: Yep, you would get because they it was just the
rules of war that you treated officers better than so
like a plane crash and like, what do you mean
you're all lieutenants? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Well that was the thing in World War One too,
because especially the Dogfight and Era. Yeah, I remember we
did an episode where the guy had his captives playing
the piano. Yeah, like what the fuck giving him like
a five course meal? Yeah, uh no, but Jack here
was starved and beaten so brutally and that he's like,
I need to get the fuck out of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they end up tunneling their way out.
Speaker 3: Shaw Shank Shank Redemption.
Speaker 1: The Great Escape. Have you guys have seen The Great Escape?
Speaker 3: Is this movie about him?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: No, it's about one of the most one of the
biggest prison breaks in World War two history. It was
an Air Force or well air pow camp that the
Luftwaffer ran down mostly British, but British and American and
Canadian pilots mostly Britain in that but yeah, and it
was and they dug this like insane tunnel system and
a bunch of them got out, but didn't.
Speaker 3: A lot of them died though, too, right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, most of them got recaptured killed. Yeah, stars
a young John Hammond from Jurassic Park.
Speaker 2: Oh, they crawled their way to freedom, and uh, they
almost make it all the way to the Baltic coast
on foot. Because again, Germany not landlocked.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's not.
Speaker 2: There's a there's water by Germany that touches Germany.
Speaker 1: Learned something new.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on, I have to own that the rest
of my life. I thought Germany at one point was landlocked.
Speaker 3: Is Germany not landlocked?
Speaker 2: Not landlocked?
Speaker 3: Wait, it's what's near it? What ocean does it touch?
The Black Sea?
Speaker 2: Baltic?
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the north, the north part of Germany touches
the Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 2: But they never talked about German beaches.
Speaker 1: Come on, look, I'll be honest with you guys. It
feels like a landlocked Country's honest thought. And secondly, the
main reason that I personally know it's not landlocked, it's
just because I read history. I know that in World
War One and World War two.
Speaker 2: I know they had the submarine, but they were block haaded,
like it specifically talked about how they were block hated. Well,
it's easy because it's only the north.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it doesn't touch a lot of water.
Speaker 2: But people are like, oh, how could you not know
there's water that touches Germany. They have submarines. I'm like, yeah,
I think countries that are landlocked still have submarines.
Speaker 3: Well, they also took over. They took over so many
other countries that you know, they could have sent them
from one of those. That's that's all I mean too, Man,
I'm with you. I thought I first, you know, in
my brain when I envisioned Germany, I think of a landlocked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think of water bodies. Yeah, but I'll
wear that like a scarlet letter for this podcast, scarlet
g Yeah, it is what it is. So they almost
get to the Baltic coast and they're recaptured by Germans
near the city of Rostock. He was then transferred to
a concentration camp in Austria. In late April nineteen forty five,
the camps power went out and Jack once again made
a break for it, climbing through a holy cut in
the fence.
Speaker 1: They let him keep his sword, actually, and he just
swung right through the sliced right. He was a real
charmer of that guy, and they were just like, oh,
all right, you can keep your sword. It just fine,
you're a nice man.
Speaker 2: After over a week, starving and out of it, walking
almost one hundred miles or so, he collapsed on the
side of the road and saw a few armored vehicles approaching,
fear and the worst. So, all right, I think they
finally got me.
Speaker 3: But it was the Americans.
Speaker 2: It was to his luck, it was the American troops
and they actually broke the news to him that the
Germans had surrendered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all that for nothing, you could just hung out.
Speaker 2: After getting back home and recovering from his grueling last
few months of the war, Jack was ready to get
some in the Pacific, of.
Speaker 3: Course he was.
Speaker 2: But as he was literally in the air to Burma,
the US drop fat man and little boy.
Speaker 1: No, no, can you imagine what we were robbed of?
Sword fights?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say it would have been a
sword on sword, yeah, action.
Speaker 1: That man could have taken his Scottish broadsword, probably shattered
like a fucking white walker. Whatever saber that was trying,
you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those little ceremonial bullshit things, little needles, and then
just run through. God damn it.
Speaker 2: Jack stayed in the army after the war and qualified
as a parachute troop at the age of forty. He
even fought in British occupied Palestine to help establish Israel Colonizer.
He helped evacuate seven hundred medical professionals from the hospital
after an ambush by the Arab Higher Committee.
Speaker 1: I mean, this guy just wanted it.
Speaker 3: When did the British have boots on ground in Palestine?
Speaker 2: They essentially established since the Middle East?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's World War One.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I knew the Brits. It was the
British idea to start is.
Speaker 2: But like not even that, but the current well our
idea of what the Middle East is now was all
established by England for the most part.
Speaker 1: The Pike's pecos the same with Africa too, although I
believe they threw borders.
Speaker 3: Is the British did everything they did, those terrible borders.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but the British, the British took over
most of what the Ottomans controlled after the end of
World War One. Yeah, in terms of like Palestine might
have already had Egypt at that point, but yeah, a
lot of it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and from what I understand they were it was
the Jews that were there, was like it was like
five hundred thousand Arabs, one hundred thousand Jews there after
what one and they were living in relative harmony. And
then after World War two and there's the millions of
Jewish that have Jewish people that have been displaced.
Speaker 1: They're like, I don't want to live anywhere but amongst
my own people at one point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but also like they're like America, England, Australia, all
the Allies were like we don't want all these Jews,
we don't want to take them in. And then England's like,
we have a great idea, let's send him to Israel.
And America's like, that's a great idea they have. You know,
that's a good place to get a foothold on that region.
They have a lot of oil there, and we got
a lot of Jews in America. We'll send them over there,
will make us thing called birthright, the little hooks.
Speaker 1: As they're from there, Let's go fucking send them there.
It was actually our it was actually our back to
Africa plan, but for Jews.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if we had just taken those Jews in
split them up amongst allies, the current situation in the
Middle East would not be so exhaustive.
Speaker 1: It would be a shithole we don't care about.
Speaker 2: We do care about. No, I mean, maybe they'd be
okay now, dud Palestine and Gaza. They at have beaches
I've heard of.
Speaker 1: They do have nice beaches.
Speaker 3: They have beautiful beaches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the Mediterranean.
Speaker 2: People put a condo there, Yeah, build it up, let them,
let them get some tourism dollars.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's Trump's whole plan, dude.
Speaker 2: You gotta build it up now.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: There's nothing too, nothing.
Speaker 2: Left, nothing the salvage at this point. He then made
his way to Australia, where he served as an instructor
at the Land Air Warfare School and picked up a
new hobby to get obsessed with for the remainder of
his days. Surfing.
Speaker 1: Oh. I wasn't gonna say hunting Aborigines, but he became
a surfer sounds about right.
Speaker 3: That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, surfing kind of dangerous, not easy.
Speaker 3: I went surfing in the Philippines was a lot of fun,
but they kind of like pushed me into the wave
and said stand up now. Like they helped me a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I was in Hawaii my honeymoon, I walked up
to this surf shop at Art Hotel because there's like
a beach right there and everything, you know. I was
like kind of drunk and I was like, the waves
are big that day. I was like, I want to
try surfing, and the lady just looks at me and goes.
Speaker 2: No, looked you up and down like.
Speaker 1: I was like, I like to run a surfboard and
she goes, no, You're going to die, yeah, And I
was like what can I have? And she was like,
here's some boogie board. Literally, she gave me a boogie board.
I was like, you can keep the water wings out probably,
And then I got out by the way like four
feet into the water and was doing boogie boards a
little bit, and I like absolutely was flipped by a wave,
like I got hit by a wave and was off balance,
and then another even bigger one came in and like
Courtney was like, it sent you in the air, like
it you were airborne from that wave. And I was
like yeah, it felt like it. I'll just order another
my tie and stay in the cabana for the rest
of the day.
Speaker 2: I used my body.
Speaker 3: Body, I conquered the body.
Speaker 2: Surfing is the only way to do it.
Speaker 3: That's what real men do, you know.
Speaker 2: I don't need no board.
Speaker 1: And then they were like, you're not allowed back in
the water. Actually that revoked your my skin. And they
were like, don't go in the sun. Please stay in
the tent. We'll bring you all the drinks you want.
Don't leave to.
Speaker 2: Stay under the cabana.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got a high risk. I was like, we
got a high risk. Guess yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's fine, I want to anyway. Shut up.
Speaker 2: Jack then moved back to England and lived out the
remainder of his days in Surrey, where he died peacefully
in his home in nineteen ninety six. Damn, that's a
good long lie. I mean he was born in nineteen
oh six, So.
Speaker 1: Oh, nineteen o six. Okay, there he was born eighteen.
Speaker 2: Ninety six, I mean, no, nineteen oh six, okay.
Speaker 1: So ninety it's a good run. Look, Amn, he's six
years older than my grandpa.
Speaker 2: You just got a sword right here, Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: Now that's no Scottish broad sword.
Speaker 2: Now imagine going to battle with that though right now.
Speaker 3: This isn't even close to how big his was.
Speaker 1: No, he's like literally two x that thing in width
and length. God damn it, he killed one with that
fucking sword.
Speaker 2: Oh easily, you know, kind of disappointing. He gets to
kill with the arrow, yeah, but got the sword kill.
Speaker 1: But and also even that too, like at that point,
I don't know when it happened, but let's just say
it happens in sicily, right, that's when he got in
hand to hand combat. It's nineteen forty three. You have
been spending, if you're a German, four years already in
the highest tech war in human history. To that point,
he went analog, he went he analog deleted a fucking
Nazi and again that Nazi just like has to get
slashed to be like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Medic like, how do I deal with this?
Speaker 1: Debek doesn't know. We haven't come across this yet.
Speaker 3: No, had no idea.
Speaker 2: He's there to stitch up a bullet wound, just cut down.
Speaker 3: We don't have anything, just like I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, do you have a tetanus shot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, I like, truly, it's honest. It's like an
insult to die that way, like to just be like,
how did your son die? It's like, well, no one
shot the guy with the sword for an hour because
they thought he was very funny. He fucking got me,
and he got close. Somehow we lost track of him.
No one was aiming at him. We lost track of him,
and he popped up from behind a wall and he
just slashed your fucking kid's head off, basically.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't one swoop, No he ACKed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wasn't as strong as you would think. It's
not easy to cut a head off.
Speaker 3: He's just like, God, why don't you just shoot me?
Speaker 2: I don't think he had a lot of tools to
sharpen that sword could have been very do oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But it is funny to me in a dark but
hilarious way that in the same war someone was killed
with a medieval weapon and a nuclear weapon.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a great way to it.
Speaker 2: Will never happen again, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think that's the only I think.
Speaker 2: He set that record. Yeah, what did you guys learn today?
Speaker 1: I mean I'd heard of this guy, and I knew,
like the really uh broad strokes. But what I mostly
learned is that much like Teddy Roosevelt, great to read about,
probably a fucking asshole, Like not not an asshole, but
like you don't want to hang with this guy.
Speaker 3: I cannot.
Speaker 1: I just can't imagine the troops under him, who would
never be able to tell you because they're.
Speaker 2: Allreadybe be great from morale. He's playing the bagpipes. Have
you ever had a bad time lessening the bagpipes?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: No, I've enjoyed all the police officer funerals I've gone to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm always just like stop it. I'm vibing too hard.
My friend went and children are there.
Speaker 3: My friend went to Ireland one time and when you
land in the plane, they're they're supposed to the plane
is supposed to play bagpipes welcoming to the country. And
the guy was like, the pilot was like, I'm supposed
to play bagpipes since you're landing in Ireland, but I
think they're instruments of torture, so I'm gonna play I'm
gonna play YouTube instead.
Speaker 1: That's not that's worse.
Speaker 3: Just put on then, please get that. That's kind of good.
Speaker 2: None of the songs you're good.
Speaker 3: I like Vertigo.
Speaker 1: Anyone I'm mystified by anyone who like Bloody Sunday is
all right.
Speaker 2: I don't know anyone that likes you too.
Speaker 1: I don't, well, no, because it's not our. It's not our.
Speaker 3: They remember when they forced us to like you too,
and they like our iPods just automatically came with a
whole YouTube album. We're like, I don't want this, get
it off, like you can't. You have to listen to
YouTube now.
Speaker 2: It's just like, I don't even think the older generation
likes you too.
Speaker 1: No, there's like a weird hardcore love of YouTube from
gen X, like they love them. It's like they're cold Play.
Speaker 3: Why do we like cold Play either? I like cold Play?
Oh yeah, remember remember when we were dude, I kind
of like cold Play too, Remember we were we were
bowling two weeks ago, you Die, and they just played
like ten cold Play songs in a row while we
were bowling.
Speaker 2: Somebody put in like twenty dollars of cold Play into
the fuck.
Speaker 1: If it wasn't for one joke in forty year old virgin,
no one would dislike Coldplay.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 3: I know you're gay. You like Coldplay, that's it.
Speaker 2: The music is bad.
Speaker 1: No, it's good. It's good music.
Speaker 3: Clocks makes me emotional every time I hear it. I
get goosebumps. Legitimately good good music. Except I don't like
Viva Leavita or any of that era. I like their
older shit. I like Rush, you know, I like this.
I like the Scientist, I like I think it's exactly
then you know, I'll try to fix.
Speaker 1: The Saxon Why great album, yeah.
Speaker 3: Grin, I didn't like Viva LaVita as much. It's fair,
it's fair. But then they but then it's overproduced. Yes,
but I also but then, in like the early twenty
tens when I was in college, they had that video
with all the monkeys dancing, the CGI monkeys dancing. That
was a good one too.
Speaker 2: I learned. Do you guys like Coldplay today?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 1: Uh boush what you learn today?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean I learned all that. I just thought
that I learned. This guy was like I saw the
photos and you know, the the memes on you know,
the quick one post things the same on social media
of that guy. There's a photo of him like storming
the beach with a fucking sword and you're like, that
guy's so awesome. I learned that he was a bit,
you know, kind of a got all those guys killed
because he was all those guys killed.
Speaker 2: They were getting shelled anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean, you're gonna get shot at no
matter what play.
Speaker 3: But if you get if if six, if like two
out of six, like I feel like you fucked up.
You should have pulled back or something.
Speaker 1: He was in command. Well there's only six guys left,
and you're still like keep going for an island that,
by the way, was not important. Yeah, this wasn't Iwjima, right, Yeah,
it wasn't like they needed to build an air field
on this island.
Speaker 2: To bomb the homes in Yugoslavia.
Speaker 1: It was not a military necessity.
Speaker 3: It was just.
Speaker 1: I Today's Hitler for me, is the main character, the
protagonist was hit Churchill as Hitler today, not that Churchill.
And I know that's a popular take now that Churchill
is the real Hitler, the real bad guy. Not a
good take, not a good take, Jesus Christ. But this
Churchill is my Hitler today.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I just don't think. Look, he's a great here's the
thing he's a great soldier, unquestionably, I wonder if maybe
I need to read more. But I'm not convinced he's
a great officer.
Speaker 3: I would not have wanted him as my officer. I
would one of the guys like, okay, we're like all dying,
let's get the fuck out of here. I wouldn't want
the guy that's.
Speaker 2: Like hold firm biz and especially I guess it is
very Hitler though, to invite a German officer for dinner
after the war.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and by the way, it was an officer, probably
the s S or something. If he's in charge of
taking a Churchill back to Berlin. Yeah, that guy's got
a fucking skull on his hat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy. That guy fucking gasped a hell of people.
Speaker 2: This this man received several awards, good bloke, several medals.
Speaker 1: That's fine, great soldier, I'm not I'm not denying that
great soldier, incredible soldier. Also not sure she'd being.
Speaker 2: Commanded from the diary of that from Dunkirk, They're like, oh,
the morale of the boys was lifted seeing him just
cruise on his motorcycle with a bow and arrow.
Speaker 1: And that feels like something I need to be there.
I need to be there to see it. I need
to be there to see how many people under their
breasts were like, ay.
Speaker 3: Fucking count he was so absurd, Like they couldn't show
him in like you know, the movie Dunkirk. They couldn't.
We can't show that. That's like too unrealistic, you can't.
It was.
Speaker 1: Nolan was like that, he's gotta get cut. Harry Styles
just starts cheering because a madman on a motorcycle with
a bow and arrow fucking bolts by like he's fucking
Captain in America doing nothing. By the way, he's just
going for a leisure ride.
Speaker 3: He's just hyping the boys up. He's keeping them more up.
You know.
Speaker 2: I also learned today that it's very easy to make
the movie business in Kenya.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't shock me. I guess it's not a
I mean, it's why are you running?
Speaker 3: Why are you? I have not seen that. It's like this,
just look. I'm sure you'll find it at some point.
But there's some very funny clips of like Kenyan movies
or these deep African.
Speaker 1: It is always funny to think how every country has
its own Hollywood two degree, but they all have their
own film industry. It's not like it's not like Kenya
is just like when's the nextive, next Avengers come out?
Because we don't make anything, you know what I mean,
Like they make movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like you think Fiji's making movies.
Speaker 1: No, some places aren't making movies, but most Kenya is
a huge country, too huge. So like, yeah, they have
their own film film situation.
Speaker 2: They're certainly waiting for those America movie So also, yeah,
certainly the.
Speaker 3: Part where the gay characters are cut out, you know,
there's just like thirty minutes removed. Yeah, now we're just
at the point where we're just not gonna show that
stuff because the Chinese won't. The Chinese won't like it.
Marvel's not gonna put it in the movie.
Speaker 1: Call Me by Your Name is actually just a TikTok
and in Kenya, in China, it's just a three minute situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that whole movie you got to get cut. There's
actually it.
Speaker 1: You just can't send it because there's not a frame
of that movie that isn't gay. But like Timothy, Timothy
Shalame is just not allowed to be shown in China.
It's too gay for the whole Yeah, too much of
a twink. Yeah yeah, like no, he loves the Knicks.
Remember Stephan Marburry he played here like too gay, don't
I don't care.
Speaker 2: It's King Henry the Fifth.
Speaker 3: Like he did it gay anyway.
Speaker 2: That is our episode on Mad Lad Jack Churchill.
Speaker 3: Thank you for your service.
Speaker 1: Thank you to UH Houston again for the flag, for
the flag and the certificate. We will put it on
set after the show ends, and it will be there.
I don't know until we quit in five weeks. I
guess like this show.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, yeah, you're quitting in five weeks.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying we just joke about, like how
long are we supposed to do it?
Speaker 3: And you guys are getting bigger and bigger.
Speaker 1: No not, well, share it with your friends, then.
Speaker 3: Share with your friends, but you can subscribe.
Speaker 2: Thanks for first join.
Speaker 3: Maybe you guys should get a girl with big titties.
That might help.
Speaker 1: Hey, my wife was on last week. You're right, her
tittes wen't big enough.
Speaker 2: I think you need silicone.
Speaker 1: I should have forced her breastfeed.
Speaker 3: Just get a stripper or something.
Speaker 1: It's the only way. The episodes with women always do
well on YouTube.
Speaker 2: The episode that's done the best is uh, somebody with boobies.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't do Jack like that. Jack's episode did the
best don't do jackline.
Speaker 2: He's a marine, dammit.
Speaker 1: Oh we love him.
Speaker 2: I love Jack.
Speaker 3: I know he would.
Speaker 1: He would, he would, he would say that he has Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he would make that joke too, And he's listening
right now. And I love you Jack.
Speaker 1: We love you Jack.
Speaker 2: But we next time we have you on, he maybe
show a little more cleavage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, put it out there, tie up. Sure, he's not
shy about it.
Speaker 3: No, let those puppies breathe for the content.
Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us, Bosh, dude, where can the people
find you?
Speaker 3: Always happy to be here at What's Up? Boosh? On
all the socials, I post memes.
Speaker 1: And good memes. He used to make our memes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I made memes for them from anymore? Yeah too expensive?
Well maybe if you guys fucking share this with your friends,
I can make memes for them again. They'll have more
money again.
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