WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:05.200 Perfect into your day, Jesse Kelly on sevent ten Woon 2 00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:16.879 James Machine is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of 3 00:00:16.920 --> 00:00:21.920 The Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful, wonderful Monday. We'll 4 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:25.199 get to this Minnesota State Repid meeting. She's an illegal. 5 00:00:25.280 --> 00:00:27.839 That'll be a good time. Yeah. I'm gonna dog on 6 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:30.519 James Langford at one point in time this hour because 7 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:34.039 it's what I do. We'll get to emails talk about 8 00:00:34.079 --> 00:00:38.159 renaming Navy ships and why I'm angry with aub At 9 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:42.880 right now. But before I get to that, I wanted 10 00:00:42.880 --> 00:00:45.119 to touch on it because you all emailed me about 11 00:00:45.119 --> 00:00:51.119 it last week. What happened with Trump, what happened with 12 00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:55.560 Elon Musk, what happened with what happened with all that? Chris, 13 00:00:56.200 --> 00:00:57.840 You might want to go ahead and get the prediction 14 00:00:57.960 --> 00:01:01.560 ready because I'll be calling for that in a moment. First, 15 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:08.400 let's discuss this. There was always going to be a 16 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:14.079 falling out between Trump and Elon, always, always, always, for 17 00:01:14.239 --> 00:01:20.799 a couple different reasons. Alpha Males, I hate using that 18 00:01:20.879 --> 00:01:25.280 term because it's so overused today. It's just it's an 19 00:01:25.280 --> 00:01:27.680 obnoxious term, to be honest with you, So I'll set 20 00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:35.799 aside the alpha male term leaders. Most people are not leaders. 21 00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:41.280 They're not naturally leaders. If you're not a natural leader, 22 00:01:41.480 --> 00:01:44.400 you don't have to feel bad about yourself. Most people 23 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:49.239 aren't natural leaders. And if I may, leaders get all 24 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:55.599 the pub leaders, get the pretty girls. But it's okay 25 00:01:55.680 --> 00:01:58.959 if you're not a leader. Everyone isn't supposed to be 26 00:01:58.959 --> 00:02:02.480 a leader. God made everybody differently. You can only make 27 00:02:02.519 --> 00:02:05.319 a few leaders, otherwise you'd have too many leaders. Okay. 28 00:02:05.799 --> 00:02:08.599 But leaders, alpha males or whatever word you want to 29 00:02:08.599 --> 00:02:13.719 put on it. They are guys like Donald Trump where 30 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:15.759 they walk in the room and it doesn't it doesn't 31 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:19.080 necessarily come with the title. By the way, the title 32 00:02:19.120 --> 00:02:22.400 always helps. But there are guys who when they walk 33 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:25.479 in the room. When you're at a party, you know 34 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:27.520 that big business party I was at in Florida, even 35 00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:30.879 though it was work. When you walk in the room, 36 00:02:31.120 --> 00:02:34.240 everyone's looking at you. Oh hey, who's that? Oh that 37 00:02:34.280 --> 00:02:38.879 guy the guy who seems in command. You are you 38 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:41.639 have either known a guy like that, maybe you are 39 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:45.919 a guy like that. Natural leaders when they fall into 40 00:02:45.960 --> 00:02:49.919 a situation. It could be a project at school, it 41 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:54.599 could be something politically, whatever situation. The situation may be 42 00:02:54.960 --> 00:02:57.159 They always end up leading it in some way, being 43 00:02:57.240 --> 00:03:01.639 the big voice in the room. Those types of guys 44 00:03:02.039 --> 00:03:05.439 are wonderful. You need them. They help drive everything. You 45 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:07.680 need them to make the world, go to innovate, to 46 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:10.639 lead countries, to lead armies, to lead your school project. 47 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:14.759 You need those guys. But like anything else in life, 48 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:20.520 there are positives and negatives. The negatives to dudes who 49 00:03:20.639 --> 00:03:27.319 lead natural leaders they oftentimes almost always, frankly, they don't 50 00:03:27.520 --> 00:03:33.280 work well with other leaders. It's how they're built. So 51 00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:37.879 Trump and Elon there was always going to be a 52 00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:42.479 clash at some point in time. Elon Musk is the 53 00:03:42.560 --> 00:03:48.000 wealthiest man on the planet, in command of multiple companies. 54 00:03:48.439 --> 00:03:51.479 He is used to walking in a room and saying 55 00:03:51.599 --> 00:03:56.520 jump and everybody around him saying how hi. But on 56 00:03:56.639 --> 00:04:01.400 the other side is Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a billionaire. 57 00:04:01.759 --> 00:04:05.599 Donald Trump is not only a billionaire, he has been 58 00:04:05.639 --> 00:04:09.080 a mover and shaker and deal maker. I didn't mean 59 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:11.360 for that to rhyme and for me to sound like 60 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:13.759 Rick Flair, but that was awesome, if I may point out. 61 00:04:13.800 --> 00:04:17.439 But Donald Trump, as long as I've been alive, I've 62 00:04:17.480 --> 00:04:21.040 watched other wealthy, rich people on television refer to him 63 00:04:21.120 --> 00:04:25.680 as mister Trump. Donald Trump was always one of those guys. 64 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:27.279 And I don't email me and tell me you don't 65 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:28.959 like him. I don't care. This isn't about like or 66 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:31.759 not like. I don't care. Donald Trump is a natural leader. 67 00:04:31.959 --> 00:04:35.439 He is. On top of that, he's now the president 68 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:39.279 of the United States of America. When Donald Trump walks 69 00:04:39.319 --> 00:04:43.199 in a room, everyone's looking at him, love him, hate him. 70 00:04:43.639 --> 00:04:46.600 That's Donald Trump. And when you speak to him, you 71 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:50.319 refer to him as mister President or mister Trump. He's 72 00:04:50.360 --> 00:04:54.560 a man used to commanding everything. Did you ever see 73 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:57.439 that video? It was from his first presidency, from his 74 00:04:57.480 --> 00:05:00.720 first four years. And unless you're a to total political 75 00:05:00.759 --> 00:05:03.680 nerd like I am, you won't know what I'm talking about. 76 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:05.439 And it's not important enough for you to go look 77 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:07.879 it up. But you're welcome to go look it up. 78 00:05:08.279 --> 00:05:11.800 Donald Trump was internationally. He went over I forget. It 79 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:14.279 was somewhere in Europe and there was this group of 80 00:05:14.399 --> 00:05:18.920 European world leaders and Donald Trump at some event and 81 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:21.439 they're walking from one place to the other. It wasn't 82 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:23.319 anything major. It was see one of those places where 83 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:25.480 let's move from this conference room to that conference room. 84 00:05:25.560 --> 00:05:28.120 Kind of a thing. They're walking from one place to 85 00:05:28.160 --> 00:05:32.240 the other, and they get to the gathering area where 86 00:05:32.279 --> 00:05:35.639 all the world leaders are going to gather next. It's 87 00:05:35.680 --> 00:05:38.879 a video that's widely available. I'm almost positive it was 88 00:05:38.959 --> 00:05:42.079 the leader of Luxembourg. I think it was Luxembourg, very 89 00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:45.480 very tiny country. Happened to He didn't do anything wrong. 90 00:05:45.879 --> 00:05:48.079 But as they got to where they were walking through, 91 00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:52.120 picture this whole herd of leaders, of European leaders, of American 92 00:05:52.120 --> 00:05:55.040 leaders walking somewhere. As they got to where they were going, 93 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:59.560 the head of Luxembourg happened to be ahead of Donald Trump. 94 00:05:59.639 --> 00:06:03.639 He got the beforehand was standing in front of Donald Trump. 95 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:10.920 Donald Trump physically reaches out with a hand, gave him. Look, 96 00:06:10.959 --> 00:06:14.720 it's friendly. It's not like he hit him, but gives 97 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:19.560 him the professional, professional version of getting the locker nerd 98 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:24.120 with his right hand, brushes another world leader to the 99 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:27.839 side and steps in front so he can be in front, 100 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:31.079 and then adjusts his suit jacket like, hey, the man 101 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:37.839 is here. That guy working hand in hand, being work 102 00:06:37.920 --> 00:06:41.040 besties with the most with the richest guy in the 103 00:06:41.079 --> 00:06:46.839 world was always going to have an expiration date. And 104 00:06:46.879 --> 00:06:49.879 it doesn't mean everyone. Everyone emailed me it was asking 105 00:06:49.959 --> 00:06:52.639 me whose side are you on? Whose side are you on? 106 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:56.600 I don't know that that's necessarily the way to look 107 00:06:56.639 --> 00:07:00.920 at this. I looked at this as inevitable, evitable, and 108 00:07:01.040 --> 00:07:05.199 another thing made this inevitable. And just so you don't 109 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:07.920 think I'm Johnny come Lately on this, I'm gonna go 110 00:07:07.959 --> 00:07:14.040 ahead and brag about myself. This was me from November, right. 111 00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:16.079 I think it was right after the election, wasn't it, Chris? 112 00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:19.120 It was right after November eighteenth, Okay, so right after 113 00:07:19.120 --> 00:07:21.879 the election. I'm not Johnny come lately to this. Right 114 00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:24.399 after the election. If you were listening to the Jesse 115 00:07:24.519 --> 00:07:26.959 Kelly Show, you would have heard this. They are going 116 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:30.319 to be fought. Any effort to eliminate these agencies, eliminate 117 00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:33.879 these jobs is going to be fought tooth and nail 118 00:07:34.279 --> 00:07:38.319 by the system. The Communists have spent decades filling up 119 00:07:38.360 --> 00:07:42.160 this government with evil demons to try to ensure their 120 00:07:42.199 --> 00:07:46.399 agenda will essentially be written into law forever. They are 121 00:07:46.439 --> 00:07:49.920 going to have judges blocking things. This is gonna block them. 122 00:07:50.040 --> 00:07:56.399 This lawsuit, that lawsuit, and my prediction is Elon Musk 123 00:07:56.800 --> 00:07:59.800 is not going to last that long. And this is 124 00:07:59.839 --> 00:08:02.000 not to rip on Elon at all. I'm so grateful. 125 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:05.319 If he left tomorrow, I'd be grateful. I think he's 126 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:10.079 going to get frustrated with the pace, frustrated with the slump, 127 00:08:10.120 --> 00:08:14.560 with the swamp, possibly even bored because things aren't moving 128 00:08:14.600 --> 00:08:16.120 the way he wants them to move. What do you 129 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:18.759 mean this? I just fired these two hundred people. Wow, 130 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:21.600 Elanya have to understand the federal judge and the Fifth 131 00:08:21.639 --> 00:08:25.399 Circuit already stepped in just stud my prediction. One I 132 00:08:25.519 --> 00:08:28.240 very much hope I am wrong about. My prediction is 133 00:08:29.160 --> 00:08:31.519 we are not going to have Elon for that much longer, 134 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:34.039 and if we don't, glad we had him while we 135 00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:35.720 had him. And it's not that I think he's going 136 00:08:35.759 --> 00:08:38.279 to leave him become our arch nemesis or something like that. 137 00:08:38.279 --> 00:08:41.080 That's not what I'm saying. I think a guy like 138 00:08:41.159 --> 00:08:45.960 that is going to frustrate very very very quickly with 139 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:51.720 how quickly the system digs in and pushes back. Told 140 00:08:51.759 --> 00:08:55.679 you so. A guy like Elon Musk is used to 141 00:08:55.720 --> 00:08:59.799 working in the private sector, where things are done at 142 00:08:59.799 --> 00:09:03.960 the speed you want them done because you're the boss 143 00:09:04.279 --> 00:09:08.840 and you said go. The federal government doesn't work that way. 144 00:09:10.039 --> 00:09:15.320 My frustrations with this gigantic bill. I get both sides. 145 00:09:15.360 --> 00:09:18.039 As I've told you before, I totally get Trump's side. 146 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:20.519 I promise these things, these things are in the bill. 147 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:22.399 Sign it into law. I need to get it done. 148 00:09:22.480 --> 00:09:25.559 Totally get Trump side. I totally get the other side. 149 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:28.480 This spends way too much money if we don't cut 150 00:09:28.480 --> 00:09:30.240 spending that way, Are we ever going to cut it? 151 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:33.159 We're always told to wait, are we ever gonna cut 152 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:35.559 I totally get both sides. I'm not talking about the 153 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:39.039 nitty gritty of the bill. A guy like Elon Musk 154 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:43.080 starts this doge thing and starts combing through the government 155 00:09:43.279 --> 00:09:46.200 and finds out the government is the largest criminal enterprise 156 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:49.279 on the planet. And he immediately him and his group 157 00:09:49.320 --> 00:09:53.600 of super nerds identify all this corruption. And for Elon Musk, 158 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:57.480 career private sector guy, it's an easy solution. Hey, here's 159 00:09:57.480 --> 00:09:59.679 a problem up. I looked into it. I found this 160 00:09:59.720 --> 00:10:03.039 solution for the problem. Cut out the problem. Government doesn't 161 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:07.759 work that way, especially a criminal government like ours. There 162 00:10:07.759 --> 00:10:11.039 were always going there was always going to be a clash. 163 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:14.200 Elon was always going to get frustrated. You know, it 164 00:10:14.320 --> 00:10:18.240 was always going to end. Now I will wrap this 165 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:21.399 up by addressing how it ended, and then we're going 166 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:24.559 to move on because this is old news. Anyway, We'll 167 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:26.720 move on. I'll talk about why I'm mad at aub. 168 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:31.159 We'll do some emails. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, 169 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:34.600 reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse 170 00:10:34.879 --> 00:10:39.600 kellyshow dot com. And yes, of course we want your love, 171 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:43.840 your hate, your death threats. Let's finish up this elon 172 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:46.879 Trump stuff because I still need to get to emails. 173 00:10:46.919 --> 00:10:48.720 I need to get to James Langford. I need to 174 00:10:48.720 --> 00:10:56.000 get to other things. The Trump elon fallout. It was 175 00:10:56.039 --> 00:11:00.720 insanely embarrassing. It's not just that it was because we 176 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:04.039 had our little two person triumvirt which I guess didn't 177 00:11:04.039 --> 00:11:05.879 make it a triumvirant, but we had our little two 178 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:09.720 person coalition, a couple of powerful guys taken on the left, 179 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:11.480 and we enjoyed it. Ad We got Trump, we got 180 00:11:11.519 --> 00:11:13.559 the President, we got the richest man in the world. 181 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:15.919 They've joined forces, Woo Hooper, were going to do a 182 00:11:15.919 --> 00:11:18.679 lot of good and then we watched this very public 183 00:11:18.759 --> 00:11:23.399 spectacle play out on social media as they started throwing 184 00:11:23.440 --> 00:11:25.320 poop at each other. And I can't believe I'm going 185 00:11:25.360 --> 00:11:28.639 to say this, but really most of the ugly stuff 186 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:31.759 was thrown by Elon, not Trump. That's very very rare. 187 00:11:31.879 --> 00:11:36.519 Trump's happy to do these things, but Trump, honestly, Trump 188 00:11:36.600 --> 00:11:38.799 really handled this pretty straight up, to be honest, for 189 00:11:38.840 --> 00:11:41.799 the most part, Trump, they wush him. Well, I'm not 190 00:11:41.799 --> 00:11:45.919 worried about it. But Elon Musk is throwing things out 191 00:11:45.960 --> 00:11:49.960 there like Trump was on Epstein Island and then really 192 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:52.840 really really rough stuff, stuff that he's deleted since then. 193 00:11:53.679 --> 00:11:56.480 This is not about Trump and Elon. This is something 194 00:11:56.519 --> 00:12:00.679 you and I have talked about many times before. You 195 00:12:00.720 --> 00:12:06.360 can argue with your friends. You can argue with your husband, 196 00:12:06.399 --> 00:12:10.639 with your wife, you can argue with co workers, you 197 00:12:10.679 --> 00:12:14.720 can argue with political allies. All these things are not 198 00:12:14.759 --> 00:12:20.360 only acceptable, frankly, in some situations they're healthy. You know 199 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:22.759 what's healthy to argue with your spouse now and then 200 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:26.399 working out get your I don't mean throw things at 201 00:12:26.440 --> 00:12:29.639 each other. Work it out. You have differences, have a 202 00:12:29.639 --> 00:12:32.639 good argument about it, work it out. You know what's 203 00:12:32.679 --> 00:12:36.360 healthy to argue with business partners people like that. I 204 00:12:36.399 --> 00:12:38.799 don't want to use FedEx? How want to use ups? No, 205 00:12:38.960 --> 00:12:44.679 you're stupid. We'll fight, argue, get it out. It's healthy 206 00:12:44.720 --> 00:12:53.399 to argue with your friends privately, privately. I know it's 207 00:12:53.440 --> 00:12:58.519 the social media era. And because it's the social media era, 208 00:12:58.639 --> 00:13:01.279 you know, adults in order people. They love to put 209 00:13:01.279 --> 00:13:04.159 this all on kids, kids these days, and younger people. 210 00:13:04.519 --> 00:13:08.120 But it's not just them. Everyone, young and old, men 211 00:13:08.159 --> 00:13:12.559 and women, powerful, powerless people believe they have to put 212 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:16.840 every single thing they say, or every single thing they think, 213 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:19.480 every single thing they do, they believe it has to 214 00:13:19.519 --> 00:13:24.600 be displayed publicly on social media. I know you've seen it, 215 00:13:25.039 --> 00:13:28.399 maybe in a poor moment of judgment. Maybe you even 216 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:32.080 participated in it. Maybe you got on Facebook and blasted 217 00:13:32.080 --> 00:13:36.519 your ex wife. Maybe you got on Twitter and crucified 218 00:13:36.600 --> 00:13:42.360 your your your best friend, your former employer, your aunt. 219 00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:46.960 Everything doesn't have to be public. You didn't even know 220 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:49.000 I was in New Orleans for a couple of days 221 00:13:49.080 --> 00:13:53.039 last week, did you? Why? Because I don't put everything 222 00:13:53.120 --> 00:13:56.759 I do out there for public consumption, I don't have 223 00:13:56.840 --> 00:14:04.600 to neither, do you. Something can be private. Arguments with friends, 224 00:14:05.240 --> 00:14:13.720 family members, spouses, even xes should be private. When you 225 00:14:13.799 --> 00:14:17.600 do it publicly, Oh, I know, you got your blood 226 00:14:17.679 --> 00:14:21.480 up and you're mad, and I can't believe he cheated 227 00:14:21.519 --> 00:14:25.279 on me, and you want to put that out there publicly. 228 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:31.679 You put things out there publicly, you have made an 229 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:36.799 enemy forever. You can argue with your friend, scream at 230 00:14:36.799 --> 00:14:40.360 each other. Shoot, especially dudes. Probably not as much women, 231 00:14:40.399 --> 00:14:43.240 but dudes, you can flat out fight in your younger years. 232 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:47.360 I haven't done it, participated in it. Wake up next day, 233 00:14:47.559 --> 00:14:50.360 Hey man, we go get some eggs. Yeah, what we're thinking. 234 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:55.399 That was dumb. Yeah, it was dumb privately. You do 235 00:14:55.559 --> 00:15:01.000 it publicly, you make it a spectator sport. Those wounds 236 00:15:02.039 --> 00:15:08.799 never heal. I've told you me, I've had friends. It's 237 00:15:08.799 --> 00:15:12.360 happened to me actually since I've done this job. Friends, 238 00:15:12.799 --> 00:15:16.440 people that I've dined with, people whose homes I've been in, 239 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:20.080 disagreed with something I said on the radio show or 240 00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:25.480 something online, and they'll blast me publicly in front of everybody. 241 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:28.759 I will immediately block your account, block your phone number, 242 00:15:28.799 --> 00:15:31.279 and we will never speak again ever. And you could 243 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:33.919 have texted me that you hate my guts and think 244 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:35.759 I'm an idiot, and I would have been totally fine 245 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:37.559 with it. We might have argued, would have been totally 246 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:39.600 fine with it. You do that to me publicly, We're 247 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:46.440 done forever for life. That's how people operate. Elon Musk. 248 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:50.279 I know he regrets it because he deleted it. All. 249 00:15:51.879 --> 00:15:55.000 Even the richest, most powerful men in the world make 250 00:15:55.039 --> 00:15:59.960 this mistake. Elon Musk decided to put it out there public. 251 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:03.919 Who knows if it's true or not that Donald Trump's 252 00:16:03.960 --> 00:16:07.960 on the Epstein Island list, essentially calling Donald Trump, not 253 00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:11.759 just calling him a pedophile, calling him a pedophile in 254 00:16:11.799 --> 00:16:16.879 front of everyone the whole world. People in Japan woke up. 255 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:19.919 People in Japan woke up, and they read what Elon 256 00:16:20.039 --> 00:16:26.120 Musk said about Donald Trump. Can't heal that, can't walk 257 00:16:26.159 --> 00:16:31.320 it back, can't take it back. Don't do that publicly. Please, 258 00:16:32.159 --> 00:16:34.519 this is not for them. Whatever they should have known better, 259 00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:37.720 both of them. Sham on both of them. It's for you. 260 00:16:38.399 --> 00:16:42.000 It's for me. Believe me when I tell you keep 261 00:16:42.039 --> 00:16:47.200 your disagreements private unless you're one hundred percent sure you're 262 00:16:47.240 --> 00:16:50.639 never going to talk or work with that person ever again, 263 00:16:50.879 --> 00:16:54.440 because if you blast them publicly, you're not just some 264 00:16:54.559 --> 00:16:57.240 advice some daddy Jesse do with that what you will. 265 00:16:57.639 --> 00:17:00.639 Let's move on. Let's make fun of James Lane through 266 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:06.039 some more emails. It is Jesse Kelly's show on a 267 00:17:06.400 --> 00:17:10.480 fantastic Monday, and I'll get to Langford here in just 268 00:17:10.519 --> 00:17:12.440 the moment, just briefly. Don't worry. I'm not going to 269 00:17:12.480 --> 00:17:14.839 go off on Ninthford forever again. But I have to 270 00:17:14.839 --> 00:17:20.839 say I'm upset with Ob. You see Ob the wife. 271 00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:26.160 She got a blessing, a blessing that fell right in 272 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:30.400 her lap, a blessing she was mad about, and a 273 00:17:30.440 --> 00:17:34.440 blessing I will never get again. She got the blessing 274 00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:41.279 of jury duty. I as longtime listeners to the show, 275 00:17:41.319 --> 00:17:47.319 will know love jury duty, Love jury duty. I adore it. 276 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:50.720 I think it's one a civic duty. I know I 277 00:17:50.799 --> 00:17:53.880 sound old fashioned, but I really do believe that good 278 00:17:53.920 --> 00:17:56.200 people need to sit on jury's. We can't just have 279 00:17:56.319 --> 00:18:00.359 the losers and scumbags on the juries. It's a civic duty. 280 00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:05.759 It's unbelievably interesting finding out more about our criminal justice system, 281 00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:10.000 just every part of it. I find fantastic. I not 282 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:12.359 only sat on a jury. At one point in time, 283 00:18:13.079 --> 00:18:17.039 I was nominated as the jury foreman. No big deal, 284 00:18:17.119 --> 00:18:19.279 even though I was the youngest one on the jury, 285 00:18:19.880 --> 00:18:23.240 and it was like a five or six day drug 286 00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:30.359 case with undercover video except what Chris. What Chris said, 287 00:18:30.400 --> 00:18:33.400 most of them aren't that cool. I'm sorry the criminals 288 00:18:33.400 --> 00:18:37.160 didn't do cool enough crimes for you to enjoy. Chris. Sorry, 289 00:18:37.160 --> 00:18:40.400 you had to bore yourself with things like the law. 290 00:18:40.759 --> 00:18:45.720 What his grasp was too long? That's the one you 291 00:18:45.759 --> 00:18:47.960 had to deal with. Well, I hope you brought the 292 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:52.519 hammer down. There's no excuse for that. Anyway. Bob gets 293 00:18:52.519 --> 00:18:57.319 a summons to a jury today. She goes and I 294 00:18:57.440 --> 00:19:00.720 tell her beforehand, I said, baby, just tell him you're 295 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:02.680 my wife. They're never going to pick you. This happened 296 00:19:02.759 --> 00:19:05.759 last time I got picked. Now that I have this job, 297 00:19:07.119 --> 00:19:09.519 I'm never going to get picked for a jury. They're 298 00:19:09.519 --> 00:19:11.839 just never gonna let me do it. I said, just 299 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:14.839 tell them you're my wife. They gotta kick you out. Well, 300 00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:17.200 they never asked her the question who were you married to? 301 00:19:17.319 --> 00:19:19.240 What are their views? And that wouldn't be a question 302 00:19:19.319 --> 00:19:24.000 they would ask. She makes it through and gets selected. Boom, 303 00:19:24.079 --> 00:19:27.759 she gets selected. Okay, she's texting me this this is 304 00:19:27.799 --> 00:19:30.160 not far. This is not long before the shows. An 305 00:19:30.200 --> 00:19:32.200 hour or two before the show, me Chris Corey were 306 00:19:32.279 --> 00:19:34.559 chilling har et and cheese steaks and all this is happening. 307 00:19:34.599 --> 00:19:39.119 This is breaking news, if you will breaking news anyway. 308 00:19:40.359 --> 00:19:45.680 So I text her is it a murder case? And 309 00:19:45.759 --> 00:19:50.039 she says, I'm not telling you? And I said, well, 310 00:19:50.079 --> 00:19:52.279 what do you mean you're not telling me? What kind 311 00:19:52.319 --> 00:19:56.839 of a case is it? She texts me back, Gosh, 312 00:19:56.920 --> 00:19:58.759 this is so nerdy. I don't even want to say 313 00:19:58.759 --> 00:20:03.799 it in front of everybody that she's not allowed. I said, 314 00:20:03.799 --> 00:20:06.640 what do you mean you're not allowed? She said, they 315 00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:11.759 swore us to secrecy. I said, I don't care. Who 316 00:20:11.839 --> 00:20:14.920 cares to tell me. I need to know. I'm dying 317 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:17.319 over here. Is it a drug case? Are we dealing 318 00:20:17.359 --> 00:20:20.200 with the cartels? What's happening? Are we gonna get a 319 00:20:20.240 --> 00:20:24.880 mob payoff or something? What is it? She says? This 320 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:31.359 unbelievable nerd. I don't want to get busted for jerry misconduct. 321 00:20:31.640 --> 00:20:38.440 Oh my gosh, what, Chris? What you know? What you write? Chris? 322 00:20:38.799 --> 00:20:41.720 She probably got something lame and doesn't want to tell me. 323 00:20:42.359 --> 00:20:44.799 And I don't know if I'll ever know, because she 324 00:20:44.920 --> 00:20:47.240 ended up texting me that they dismissed her really late. 325 00:20:47.279 --> 00:20:49.319 I mean she was probably an alternate, one too many 326 00:20:49.359 --> 00:20:51.799 alternates or something like that. And I bet you I'll 327 00:20:51.839 --> 00:20:56.039 go home and she still won't tell me. These rule followers, 328 00:20:56.119 --> 00:21:00.920 I'll never understand these people. Gosh, anyway, speaking of people 329 00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:04.839 that drive me nuts, do you remember this is just 330 00:21:04.839 --> 00:21:06.400 gonna be brief. I'm not gonna go off on that 331 00:21:06.480 --> 00:21:10.559 ginger again. Do you remember last year? You see Joe 332 00:21:10.559 --> 00:21:14.440 Biden had spent four years bringing in as many barbarians 333 00:21:14.440 --> 00:21:17.319 as possible, and now you get to watch Mexican flags 334 00:21:17.759 --> 00:21:20.640 waving in front of burning cop cars in La. Remember 335 00:21:20.680 --> 00:21:24.240 Democrats did that to you on purpose. The Democrat Party 336 00:21:24.319 --> 00:21:28.000 believes in that. And do you remember last year? Weirdest thing? 337 00:21:29.440 --> 00:21:34.079 A Republican from a red state, Oklahoma, James Langford is 338 00:21:34.119 --> 00:21:38.440 his name. He tried to pass a massive amnesty bill 339 00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:42.240 with Democrats. Everyone knew what they were doing. We looked 340 00:21:42.279 --> 00:21:43.920 into the fine print of the bill and it was 341 00:21:43.960 --> 00:21:47.839 a bill that had amnesty. It was a bill that 342 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:53.400 guaranteed it guaranteed that the invasion would continue. Remember I 343 00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:55.839 forget what the number was, but it was something like, well, 344 00:21:55.920 --> 00:21:59.799 border enforcement will definitely start after five or ten thousand. 345 00:22:01.160 --> 00:22:04.680 It was bonkers. It was an open borders bill and 346 00:22:04.839 --> 00:22:09.519 James Langford was all over television pushing for that bill 347 00:22:10.079 --> 00:22:15.119 after Democrats spent four years bringing the barbarians in. Now 348 00:22:16.079 --> 00:22:18.319 James Langford is on the news. This is from the 349 00:22:18.599 --> 00:22:20.599 press on Sunday, saying things like that, I. 350 00:22:20.559 --> 00:22:22.440 Think what President Trump's trying to do is pretty clear, 351 00:22:22.519 --> 00:22:24.960 is trying to de escalate all the tensions that are there. 352 00:22:25.079 --> 00:22:28.799 We're watching, as Americans, scenes of burning cars and intersections, 353 00:22:28.799 --> 00:22:33.519 and people waving American flags at local law enforcement, concrete 354 00:22:33.519 --> 00:22:37.119 blocks being thrown at federal law enforcement. We watched this 355 00:22:37.200 --> 00:22:40.720 kind of scene that five six years ago when there 356 00:22:40.759 --> 00:22:41.519 was a takeover. 357 00:22:43.839 --> 00:22:48.119 James Langford, after watching the country fill up with foreigners, 358 00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:51.960 tried to bring in even more of them last year. 359 00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:59.559 Not ancient history, last year. And on Sunday yesterday, James 360 00:22:59.640 --> 00:23:03.279 Langford went to the news and complained that the animals 361 00:23:03.319 --> 00:23:07.039 were acting like animals. This is how it works in 362 00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:11.240 the United States Senate. This is how it works when 363 00:23:11.279 --> 00:23:17.519 the GOP primary voter is lazy and stupid and uninformed. 364 00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:21.279 These senators, because James Langford isn't up for reelection until 365 00:23:21.279 --> 00:23:25.559 twenty twenty eight, these senators will screw us over and 366 00:23:25.759 --> 00:23:28.799 screw us over and help the communists and help the 367 00:23:28.839 --> 00:23:31.839 communists and help the communists, and then help the communists 368 00:23:31.839 --> 00:23:35.200 some more. And then when the election year gets a 369 00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:39.119 little closer, they run to the television set and they 370 00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:43.680 talk like America first. Border hawk patriots and the GOP 371 00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:48.519 primary voter in Texas and Oklahoma, in South Carolina, North Carolina, 372 00:23:48.559 --> 00:23:51.920 the Dakota is Wyoming, you name the red state. The 373 00:23:51.960 --> 00:23:55.880 GOP primary voter sits there and laps it up like 374 00:23:55.920 --> 00:23:59.319 a dog on a hot summer day that just got 375 00:23:59.359 --> 00:24:02.240 back from a war and gets to his water bowl. 376 00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:06.759 The GOP primary farter, ha James Langford, Look how hard 377 00:24:06.799 --> 00:24:09.240 he is on the border. Herb, Let's run down there 378 00:24:09.279 --> 00:24:12.519 and vote form in the primary again. He's America First, 379 00:24:12.880 --> 00:24:19.200 just like Donald Trump drives me up the wall. Cannot 380 00:24:19.200 --> 00:24:22.039 stand it. We have got to be better and we've 381 00:24:22.079 --> 00:24:25.839 got to be smarter. What a disgrace that these people 382 00:24:25.880 --> 00:24:31.039 get away with this stuff. Gosh steems me. Jesse. You 383 00:24:31.079 --> 00:24:33.519 may have read this one. He's talking about Medal of Honor. 384 00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:36.559 I have missed a few episodes, But what about Teddy 385 00:24:36.680 --> 00:24:42.160 Roosevelt Junior, who at fifty six stormed Utah Beach with 386 00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:47.079 a cane and a pistol as a brigadier general. His 387 00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:54.079 son the look. Teddy Roosevelt Senior and his sons came 388 00:24:54.119 --> 00:24:58.119 from a different era, in a much better era. It 389 00:24:58.160 --> 00:25:01.519 was an era, an era well most of human history. 390 00:25:02.559 --> 00:25:04.799 If you were a king, a president, a senator, or a 391 00:25:04.759 --> 00:25:11.200 congressman or a general, and you advocated for war somewhere, you, 392 00:25:11.200 --> 00:25:17.160 yourself or somebody close to you, mostly your children would 393 00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:21.599 be at a risk of dying in that war. That 394 00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:25.759 is how leadership is supposed to operate. That's how it 395 00:25:25.759 --> 00:25:31.359 should operate. Here today we have all these guys from lindygram. 396 00:25:31.559 --> 00:25:34.559 I can't believe why he doesn't have kids. Mitt Romney 397 00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:37.680 or the rest of them. They want to invade everywhere. 398 00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:40.839 Everything is war. This is war. They'd love to talk 399 00:25:40.880 --> 00:25:44.480 tough about war. And yet none of Mitt Romney's eighty 400 00:25:44.519 --> 00:25:48.519 five kids have ever found the military recruiting office. Makes 401 00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:52.599