1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 1: Calarogus shark media. 2 00:00:10,359 --> 00:00:12,759 Speaker 2: I almost say you for a free slurpey, but it's 3 00:00:12,759 --> 00:00:16,000 not seven eleven. It's six eleven. Hello Shohnny Mack with 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,239 your daily comedy news. Everybody is hopped up on New 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,320 York Knicks basketball. How could you not be? And my 6 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:28,519 former co worker Jamie Fox, a very very underrated impressionist, 7 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,719 broke out this whole uh can I called a skitch. 8 00:00:31,879 --> 00:00:35,159 He brought out impressions of the guys on inside the NBA. 9 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,920 You know, Ernie Shack, Charles Barkley. Here's Jamie Fox. 10 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 1: Thirteen of sixteen. Here of the garden. I'm here, they're there, 11 00:00:44,359 --> 00:00:47,880 We're all here. Shaq is here, Charles is here, Kenny's here. 12 00:00:48,039 --> 00:00:52,880 What do you think Shaq at so we'll I don't 13 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,320 know what the he said, but we're here here of 14 00:00:55,399 --> 00:00:58,439 the garden. They're going off. It's great here in the 15 00:00:58,439 --> 00:01:01,159 garden right now here with the New York Knicks. Everyone 16 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:06,280 to your ben Steelers here typically chaloon as their spike leeds. There. 17 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,000 Everyone is here in the garden. We're here there there, 18 00:01:09,159 --> 00:01:11,680 We're gonna be here. We'll be here all night. They'll 19 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,519 be there all night. What do you think? Uh? Charles 20 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:21,400 Charles Way in ern arn Arn let me let me 21 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,079 say this, arn Le say that. 22 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,040 Speaker 2: Shaq shack. 23 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 1: Let me say, Shaq, what do you think? 24 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 2: We're here? 25 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: They're there, We're here. Will be right back, Kia, right 26 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,079 here in the garden. 27 00:01:36,599 --> 00:01:40,719 Speaker 2: And congratulations to major New York Knicks fan Tracy Morgan. 28 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:43,280 Normally this would make the second half of the podcast, 29 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,159 but since we're in Nick's mood, I will tell you 30 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,840 in the two slot that Tracy Morgan will receive the 31 00:01:47,879 --> 00:01:50,840 inaugural Flip Wilson Award at the eighth annual A A 32 00:01:51,079 --> 00:01:54,640 f C, A t V Honor Ceremony. It's a new prize, 33 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,760 and the press release explains that the Flip Wilson Award 34 00:01:57,959 --> 00:02:02,400 recognizes individuals whose comedic artistry and cultural impact continue the 35 00:02:02,439 --> 00:02:06,000 legacy of the groundbreaking entertainer and television pioneer Flip Wilson. 36 00:02:06,519 --> 00:02:09,199 Morgan will receive the special honor at the awards ceremony, 37 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,439 held on Saturday, August eighth, at City Club LA in 38 00:02:12,479 --> 00:02:15,439 downtown LA. It's a good thing that it's not until August, 39 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,039 because he's going to be at a parade in New 40 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,680 York City very soon. The World's Cup kicks off today 41 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:23,000 and along with it we get a new late night 42 00:02:23,039 --> 00:02:26,080 show at least for a month or so. Premiering tonight 43 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:29,879 is FIFA World Cup on Fox After Hours with James Cordon. 44 00:02:30,199 --> 00:02:32,599 That's right. FIFA World Cup on Fox After Hours with 45 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:36,080 James Cordon features James Cordon in a quote fun, high 46 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,520 energy and comedic celebration of the world of the FIFA 47 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,479 World Cup trademark. The show will air throughout the tournament 48 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,280 at midnight local time on Fox, falling all the action 49 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,199 of the day with FIFA World Cup legend and former 50 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,879 England national team captain Rio Ferdinand and comedian Ian Carmel 51 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:56,039 joining James Cordon in studio for FIFA World Cup on 52 00:02:56,159 --> 00:02:59,479 Fox After Hours with James Cordon. Not sure a midnight 53 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:02,439 time slots gonna work for me? A Fox suit said, 54 00:03:02,479 --> 00:03:04,759 the show is the perfect edition to our programming lineup, 55 00:03:04,759 --> 00:03:06,599 and we're looking forward to capping off the day on 56 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,759 Fox in a way that only James and his team 57 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,199 can deliver. Four fans. FIFA World Cup on Fox After 58 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,960 Hours with James Corden What a Terrible Name? Will originate 59 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,080 from Los Angeles on the Fox Studio lot and Spotlight 60 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,639 the tournament's most talked about moments and storylines of the day. Yeah, 61 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:24,560 are you guys gonna talk about the new Jersey Transit mess? 62 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,240 Are you gonna talk about that? Are you guys gonna 63 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,639 talk about the overpriced tickets? Are you gonna talk about 64 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:32,159 the half empty stadiums? I call bluff on FIFA World 65 00:03:32,199 --> 00:03:34,560 Cup on Fox After Hours with James Cordon. Let me 66 00:03:34,599 --> 00:03:36,719 know when you talk about the new Jersey transit story, 67 00:03:36,719 --> 00:03:39,599 and I'll be happy to comment on what you comment about. 68 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:44,319 I digress. Each show will feature surprise guest appearances from 69 00:03:44,319 --> 00:03:46,520 some of the biggest names in pop culture, and of 70 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,159 course the beautiful Game. Oh there's more. Fox wants us 71 00:03:50,199 --> 00:03:52,479 to know from people inside and around each of the 72 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,439 forty eight teams competing in the tournament, who have compelling stories. 73 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,879 To the fan who goes viral on camera that means 74 00:03:57,919 --> 00:03:59,560 they're gonna have the German guy. Have you been following 75 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,639 the German on Twitter? Some German guys been traveling like 76 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,360 the Southeast and discovering things like waffle House, and he's 77 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,719 all impressed by all the things the United States of 78 00:04:08,759 --> 00:04:12,080 America has to offer to Germans anyway. From people inside 79 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,840 and around blah blah blah to the team dog who 80 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,319 becomes a good luck charm, and much more. FIFA World 81 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,759 Cup on Fox After Hours with James Cordon. All camps, 82 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,279 by the way, will be immersed into the fabric of 83 00:04:21,319 --> 00:04:25,240 the tournament. Diehard soccer fans and casual supporters alike. We'll 84 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,439 be in bed before midnight and join in for the 85 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:30,399 excitement for the world's biggest sporting event taking place right here, 86 00:04:30,439 --> 00:04:33,120 et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Fox says the show 87 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:37,120 will be built around James Cordon's lifelong soccer fandom, and 88 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,360 you can tell by the way he calls it soccer. 89 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,160 Gordon describes the idea what we're gonna try and do 90 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:43,480 is make it feel like you couldn't meet up with 91 00:04:43,519 --> 00:04:45,279 your friends at a bar that night. We'll be there 92 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,519 to have some fun. Anyway, if you want to stay 93 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,800 up late tonight and I'm going to bed after staying 94 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:52,759 up late for those New York Knicks, and then tomorrow night, 95 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,920 I got to stay up late to watch Team USA. 96 00:04:54,959 --> 00:04:58,279 Who's Team USA playing Paraguay? Right Anyway, if you want 97 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:00,439 to stay up and watch FIFA World Cup on Fox 98 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,240 After Hours with James Gordon All Caps. It will be 99 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:07,199 on tonight after the exciting Korea versus Chechia game. By 100 00:05:07,199 --> 00:05:09,240 the way, can we take a time out here. When 101 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,560 I came into the studio today, I thought I had nothing. 102 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,199 I'm going to tell you a couple of minutes that 103 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,279 I googled one more thing and found a Mark Maron 104 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:18,160 interview that gave this episode a little length. But so far, 105 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,759 five six minutes in, I'm kind of happy with this 106 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,759 one time in. One of the soccer ambassadors this month 107 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:28,959 will be Will Ferrell. He is an official community ambassador 108 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,759 for the Los Angeles World Cup twenty twenty six. In 109 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,759 a news release, Will Ferrell said, I'm here to support 110 00:05:34,759 --> 00:05:36,800 the host Committee' efforts and cheer loudly for the country 111 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,920 he's playing in the tournament. I promise not to jump 112 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:41,839 in as a goalkeeper unless it's absolutely necessary. Let's make 113 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,920 this tournament unforgettable for Los Angeles. I personally find Will 114 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:48,360 Ferrell annoying. Morgan Wallen upsets some people. To just see 115 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:51,560 what happened, So Morgan Wallen was going to play. By 116 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,600 the way, he's one of those people like Kathy Griffin 117 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,000 that anytime his name comes up, there's always like a controversy. 118 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,759 I saw Kathy Griffin's story what I was putting the 119 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,360 show together today, I was like, I'm not doing that. 120 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,519 I'm just I'm tired of her. Who's the other one, 121 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:06,199 Michael Rappaport, Rob Schneider. I mean, there's just always controversy 122 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,560 around these people. Morgan Wallen has stirred it up. You see. 123 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:13,240 He was supposed to play a concert Saturday night in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. 124 00:06:13,759 --> 00:06:15,639 It was the second show of the weekend, but Wallen 125 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,720 and his team announced that it was canceled early in 126 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,800 the day because of stormy weather in the area. All Right, 127 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,759 I mean, can't blame the guy. He doesn't want his 128 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:25,120 fans to get struck by lightning. I don't think that's absurd. 129 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,680 Here's the thing, the weather. I wanted to say, the 130 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,560 weather didn't cooperate. The weather did cooperate and was nice, 131 00:06:30,759 --> 00:06:34,040 so fans posted shots of sunny skies and they were 132 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:38,000 annoyed that he didn't have the concert. That said, within 133 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,160 about an hour of where the concert was going to be, 134 00:06:40,439 --> 00:06:44,240 there were six tornadoes. So it's not total crazy talk. 135 00:06:44,759 --> 00:06:46,879 Why are you bringing this up, John, because it was 136 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:51,199 a conversation topic between Theo Vaughn and Matt Rife. Now 137 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:53,680 Vaughn is actually featured in the opening video skit On 138 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,839 the Still the Problem tour, Matt Raife talked about his 139 00:06:56,879 --> 00:06:59,160 own decision to cancel a show because he ended up 140 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,399 in the hospital from a lack of sleep and that 141 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:06,160 got backlash. Vaughn related that story to Wallin's situation with Riife, 142 00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:08,720 saying he's not a meteorologist. It's not up to him. 143 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,079 He's doing the best he can and people just say, 144 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,199 won't cut him a brake. Both Theovonn and Matt Riife 145 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:16,759 noted what would have happened had Wala not canceled the 146 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,879 show and then there was a tornado. Theovon joked, you 147 00:07:19,879 --> 00:07:22,120 can't be on stage saying, guess I'm the problem. And 148 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,199 people are getting hit by lightning. There's a twister just 149 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,279 throwing people up on stage. People are passing you by 150 00:07:26,319 --> 00:07:28,560 in the air. Rice said, you can't please everybody. 151 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 1: Man. 152 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 2: Oh no, my wife just got home from work and 153 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,360 I was vamping. All right, I'm going to take the 154 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,360 commercial break here, but when we come back, you're going 155 00:07:36,399 --> 00:07:40,279 to say I'm not as good very pack. Okay, I'm 156 00:07:40,279 --> 00:07:42,439 back on the Hill. That's basically like a starting pitcher 157 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:45,279 coming back out after rain delay. But it did affect 158 00:07:45,279 --> 00:07:46,600 where I was going to put the brake right, so 159 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:50,079 I mentioned earlier. Sometimes when I put together the show, 160 00:07:50,079 --> 00:07:51,639 I think it's a slow news day and I google 161 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,680 one more thing, and I found this wonderful Mark Marin 162 00:07:54,759 --> 00:07:56,920 interview with Variety. But now I'm going to save it 163 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:59,319 for tomorrow because I was able to get some length 164 00:07:59,319 --> 00:08:02,600 out of the court bit. Jim Gaffigan never confused for 165 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,120 somebody cool or somebody who would call someone back who 166 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,839 helped them earlier in their career. You know what he 167 00:08:07,839 --> 00:08:11,800 did yesterday? He was signing bottles of his bourbon. That's 168 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,319 not exactly Timothy Shalomey sitting courtside at the New York 169 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,839 Knicks playoff game. You know what I'm saying. Jim Gaffigan 170 00:08:16,959 --> 00:08:20,920 was at Bulldog Liquor on North Division Street signing bourbon bottles. 171 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,360 The bourbon is described as rees with love and discipline 172 00:08:24,439 --> 00:08:26,959 and heavy oak barrels undisturbed by children or the stress 173 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:31,519 of parenting. Jim did that before performing a concert. Meanwhile, 174 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,080 much cooler. The Southern Tier Brewing Company is teamed up 175 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,480 with the National Comedy Center on a new beer. The 176 00:08:36,519 --> 00:08:39,559 new beer will support ALS Research. It's called bit by 177 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,080 Bit Blonde al see what they did there. Bit by 178 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:45,159 Bit Blondelle is a limited release five point one percent blonde. 179 00:08:45,159 --> 00:08:47,799 Aale that's a little high there, you know, uh, you know, 180 00:08:47,879 --> 00:08:49,519 that's one of the things I factor in when I 181 00:08:49,639 --> 00:08:52,480 go out, you know, to look at that APV. It's 182 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,120 not terribly high. You know, where was I recently I had? 183 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:59,399 Where was I? I had? Like the most delicious Basic 184 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:02,799 Miller light on tap? It was delicious. Bit by Bit 185 00:09:02,879 --> 00:09:05,759 Blondale is a limited release five point one percent Blondale 186 00:09:05,759 --> 00:09:09,120 created a raise funds and awareness for ALS Research. The 187 00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:12,399 beer's name draws inspiration from the comedy bits that have 188 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,840 brought people together for generations. You didn't have to tell 189 00:09:14,879 --> 00:09:17,519 this that in the press release. We knew that. Brandon 190 00:09:17,639 --> 00:09:20,240 Hank is the brand manager at Southern Tier, and mister 191 00:09:20,279 --> 00:09:23,120 Hank says, we're honored to be partnering with the National 192 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,120 Comedy Center for Bit by Bit. Craft beer has always 193 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,519 been about community, so having the ability to raise funds 194 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:32,480 for a great cause is truly special. Bit by Bit 195 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,799 is available at all Southern Tier Brewing Company tap rooms 196 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:38,720 the National Comedy Center and select local retailers. Now, because 197 00:09:38,759 --> 00:09:41,240 I shuffled the deck here, I'm now looking at the 198 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,679 second half here, and I'm one story short. So let 199 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,840 me this one got bounced. Let me tell you about 200 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:49,679 Startrek Ruinner patent Oswald, he told Forbes about the best 201 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:52,080 career advice he's ever received. He said, there are two 202 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:55,360 pieces of advice. Actually, one is don't get too high 203 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,159 on the highs and don't get too low on the lows. 204 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,159 You'll have both, and both can hurt you if you 205 00:09:59,159 --> 00:10:01,639 don't handle them correct. You get way too high. That 206 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:03,159 can mess you up just as much as you can 207 00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:04,879 mess up by going I'm never going to get out 208 00:10:04,919 --> 00:10:07,000 of this bit. It's up and down. Then the other 209 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,960 one is every day's a rainy day. Every day in 210 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,320 this business, in the creative world and the lunar professions, 211 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,840 is a rainy day. Don't live beyond your means if 212 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,919 you're a creative I'm paraphrasing Harlan Ellison when who's talking 213 00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:19,000 about writing, But anyone can become a stand up comedian. 214 00:10:19,039 --> 00:10:20,879 It's just really hard to stay one. So you got 215 00:10:20,879 --> 00:10:22,639 to live it away. That's not beholding a debt or ego, 216 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,840 George Carland said, I never want to own a house 217 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,639 that I was using to scare people with, because when 218 00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:28,440 you do, then you're beholding a nine out of things 219 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,240 that have nothing to do with your comedy. So keep 220 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,879 everything as small scale as you possibly can, so they 221 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,399 have the freedom to do what you want and work 222 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,000 with who you want. And that is your comedy news 223 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,840 for today. Now. See I was originally going to record 224 00:10:40,919 --> 00:10:43,519 a Sunday's episode as part of the session because I 225 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,799 was feeling good earlier, but you know, now lost my 226 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,240 fastball ordered a little too late in the day. Today. 227 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,720 All right, it is June, so you're sharing the show. 228 00:10:50,759 --> 00:10:52,919 So your phone is possibly in your hand. If your 229 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,960 phone is not in your hand, like if you're driving 230 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,840 a car in Arizona, even if it's an automated car, 231 00:10:58,039 --> 00:11:00,279 keep your hands on the wheel, pay attention. But say 232 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,080 your phone is in your hand, what are you gonna 233 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,960 do right now? In your podcast app? You're gonna hit 234 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,159 share and then you're gonna send it to somebody. I 235 00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:07,440 don't care who you send it to. Send it to 236 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,080 Pat Oswald, I don't care. You're gonna share the show 237 00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:13,639 because that's what we're doing in June, and you're gonna 238 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:15,960 tell your friend. They can follow the show on Spotify, 239 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,120 and they should turn on notifications so they never miss 240 00:11:19,159 --> 00:11:21,679 an episode, and they can comment in Spotify or they 241 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:24,480 can comment the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group. 242 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:26,879 And I will see you tomorrow when I'm gonna have 243 00:11:26,879 --> 00:11:28,759 to record the whole weekend because I didn't do Sunday