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<v Speaker 1>Now it's time for the most exciting segment all the

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<v Speaker 1>radio of its kind in the world of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I have a dad joke today.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, you mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you can go first.

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<v Speaker 2>Then give me subject matter and I'll let you do. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>go for it. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>A slop got robbed by three turtles, and when the

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<v Speaker 1>police arrived, they asked what happened, and the sloth said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It all happened so fast.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyone my daughter to me? We're all in the pool now,

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<v Speaker 2>my daughter, where do sheep like to go on vacation?

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<v Speaker 2>Where the Bahamas? I like both of those very much,

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<v Speaker 2>but ry I told Andy that this is going in

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<v Speaker 2>my dad Joe call. Okay, Okay, is anyone out there

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<v Speaker 2>interested in buying my DeLorean great condition in low mileage,

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<v Speaker 2>really only driven from time to time? Good? Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>really good.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a frame of reference though, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like you gotta know the movie Love that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a great, great one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. What is our our word?

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<v Speaker 1>Our word of the day?

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<v Speaker 2>Please is an adjective?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Ephemeral? Ephemeral ephemeral means not of this world, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of angelic uh, ephemeral like ghost like No, what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds right though lasting a very short time.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, dang it been using that word for year, wrong

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<v Speaker 1>for years. Trivia question. Although she was born in Egypt,

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<v Speaker 1>Cleopatra was not Egyptian. What nation did Cleopatra's family hail from?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna see great for it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Ethiopia, Italy, ohkay, wow, Greece. Cleopatra was a descendant of

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<v Speaker 1>Ptolemy told me the first soda, a general who served

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<v Speaker 1>Alexander the Great. Right, there's the thing we know now.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have known that. I feel bad for myself

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<v Speaker 1>that I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Old world because because he said great Bir, I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>that wasn't really like I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, old world, pretty obvious though. We should have said, grease,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just dumb, Ryan, We're just dumb. Anyway, what is

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<v Speaker 1>our Jeopardy category? Please don't call Ryan dumb?

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<v Speaker 2>Take my rhyme, which means every answer rhymes with take okay,

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<v Speaker 2>take my rid When used by hand, it'll kill a vampire.

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<v Speaker 2>That was exactly. It's how you need rock paper scissors

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<v Speaker 2>right now? Oh crap, go ahead? Was a that is correct. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>take my rhyme. The Yama Gashi not Tamagachi. Yama Kagashi

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<v Speaker 2>of Asia is a venomous one, right, right? What is

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<v Speaker 2>the stake is correct?

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<v Speaker 1>Dang it?

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<v Speaker 2>It follows a schooner as it made. Was a weak?

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<v Speaker 1>That is correct?

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<v Speaker 2>To leave someone when they still need you. Oh, what's

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<v Speaker 2>the forsake that is correct? Is that a tie?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a tie.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, rubber match, to satisfy, to satisfy one's thirst.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard this word. Neither of you get this.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never heard this word.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, I know a word, but it doesn't rhyme.

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<v Speaker 2>Rhymes satisfy one's thirst.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, I don't know that word either. All I can

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<v Speaker 1>remember was was, uh, st Ryan, he starts so well,

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<v Speaker 1>and you kind of choked away like the Nuggets last night.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry,