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but plenty of beans, though I don't know where you

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Speaker 2: This was the only critique of Sioux Chef Anthony that

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Speaker 1: It was such a douchebag. I could have done a

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Speaker 2: If I have my way around, it comes for I

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Speaker 1: Sauce Bawn would have Welcome aboard another brands thanking an

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episode of another below deck podcast. I'm Dylan, that's pat.

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Speaker 2: Great to be here. Permission to come aboard?

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, yes, yep, yeah, granted.

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Speaker 2: Let's do some housekeeping.

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Speaker 1: Housekeeping Traders Patreon dot com, slash another podcast, network feed.

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This one will be changing soon. It will go to

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bad TV. You don't need to do anything. It's just

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going to be called bad TV instead of another below

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Speaker 2: Everything nothing changes.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to do it still be your same.

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Another below deck podcast, and.

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Speaker 2: They're probably asking why business decision. Our people told us

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go listen to your very popular show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, we're trying to sell pot stuff into

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your shows. We're trying to get you guys all smacked

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you guys to have one feed. So we said okay,

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uh okay. So also, good luck to everybody out there.

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this feed gets changed over, we are welcoming you into

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that new Essentially, it's just new artwork, bad TV, different

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name for the show we're going to be doing, Love

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Speaker 1: Gonna be our hub for all reality. You like below deck, stay,

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you like other things, click them, just just press on them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I want to get in our thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'm doing great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Patty was having a great day yesterday and e

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Speaker 2: But well I saw a picture of myself. When you

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haven't seen what you look like for a while, and

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then you see you got a double chin kicking there

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and you look gross. I felt bad about myself.

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other psychological wounds and maladies, don't we all. But you

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got your units this morning.

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Speaker 2: I got botox. I lost seven pounds in five days.

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below deck we're talking about. That we're here to talk

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about is below deck. Damn, I gotta say it is

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firing on all cylinders. I'm gonna give my pots right now.

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Please do the soux chef, thank you so much, Thank

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you bravo for hiring such a massive douchebag. We need

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a hate rag and he is here to be wrong.

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Speaker 2: Chef's a trust I say. He reminds me a little

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bit of you.

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Speaker 1: Kitchens attract a lot of these type a pretty boys

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who like used to go in the military, but now

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they're like in kitchens, right because they're trying to ride

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that rush of the line and then doing coke and

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having sex with women after, you know, So it's still

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like filled with scumbag pretty boys like this. He just

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constantly talking about teamwork. Meanwhile, he remind you know what,

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be nice to him. He's backstabbing her. Not a fan great,

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just the cast is. I'm excited to get to the

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first night out, but this first charter was really promising.

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you're in prison. That's right, you're still arrested.

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Speaker 2: Because I called her. I was gonna ask her if

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she still had that reservation for sushi Hu's who had five? Uh,

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the show. We always have the chiefs to fighting with

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the fucking douchebag chef, and that's been a trope for years.

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Speaker 2: We always get this thing called the Uzoo roll, and

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just because I'm that shoogy. But it's good there. I

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so much. I enjoy watching this show now. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: That's a great score of Patty can't find my I'll

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be vulnerable.

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Speaker 1: Well I did that finger but but yeah, a crylic nail.

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It hurt me. Right right, but anything, no.

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that acrylic nail that broke off in my boy.

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Speaker 1: It's it's so weird, it's pretty commonplace. I got a

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the front of the body is fine with me.

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I want to get to something very important that rat

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about it. Huh okay. You know when hot girls do

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this thing where they're so frigging hot, they savotage themselves somehow.

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for ast show. He based it off a girl that

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Speaker 2: He was very attracted to. I forget the actress's name.

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Speaker 1: My wife is, uh, have you ever seen The Americans?

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Speaker 2: About Russian spies living in America.

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people watching it. Next season she cuts her beautiful locks off. Wow,

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so goddamn hot Okay, she had to take herself down.

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a nine already and he's dying to be an eight.

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the galley and Serena is it's a shame to see

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her getting rag dolled by the sous chef. And she

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is getting ragged dolled by the soux chef because when

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these kinds of like he has very he has corporate energy,

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like he has the kind of energy that is boardroom shit.

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you got to smack that shit down. You cannot have

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any kumbah yas with that, because that is not interested

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she's letting him get the high ground in again, and

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the sous chef didn't even know. I don't even know

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what his name is, Anthony, Anthony, she tells him, extends

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an olive branch, would you like to handle the beach picnic?

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that and going about it in such a scumbag way.

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Speaker 2: Well, we know these walls in these galleys. As a

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sea rat, they talk to you. I couldn't tell if

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in his head, but he is quite a character.

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Speaker 2: I could see him in that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He suggests they make sandwiches for that beach picnic, and

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Speaker 1: He was wondering about and listen, I don't want to

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defend the guy at all. He was talking about ficatcio

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sandwiches for the crew.

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Speaker 2: I think, oh, okay, yeah, oh that's fine.

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Speaker 1: Well hot Captain Jason wants the crew eating clean.

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Speaker 2: Okay, no breads, no breads, no bread I'll make them sleepy.

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high game guns. Yeah, so it's tricky, but people go, uh,

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, you got to feed those young men. Yeah,

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did you have you heard this, though I have not.

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It makes sense to me from an American perspective.

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Speaker 1: It's a fun, little little historical quirk. Not even that

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they knew these boys were going to die last meal,

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so they gave him a big, big meal before they

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went out. Maybe it's just you know what, you know,

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what's not here?

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Speaker 2: Say, Patton Oswald killed his wife. Watch that documentary. Watch

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the textis she's a pull on drug addic and he's

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giving her pills from his mother's medicine. Patton Oswald, you're

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a piece of shit. Fuck off. I hate that guy

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so much.

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Speaker 1: No, he didn't kill it. He didn't kill it. He

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didn't kill it, all right. Meanwhile, meanwhile Laura's crying. Wait,

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day one breakdown, Okay that.

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Speaker 2: There's something very big going on here. You think she's

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just crying because she's a perfectionist. She's actually crying because

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she's asking herself, where did it all go wrong? One

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day she was a fresh eyed twenty year old with

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big dreams, and now she sleeps in a clause.

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Speaker 1: Were the dreams? What were the dreams? Well?

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Speaker 2: You know, young people, I don't think they have a

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clear path of what they think. But something big and

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beautiful is gonna happen in your life? And then next

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thing you know, you're working on a boat with an

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elevator that doesn't work and cleaning shit off a.

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Speaker 1: Toilet for twelve years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're asking yourself how did this happen?

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Speaker 1: Right? But also there's another little wrinkle here, and that

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gets us into see rat history. Oh. I love that

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we've never yelled at before, but I think we should

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start yelling at.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know I do the Sea ra At histories.

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We got a couple coming up here, Dell. Yeah, Well,

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first off, Zorena comes in and attempts to comfort her,

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and I thought that was really nice, yes, and then

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she tells Laura tells us that she's a perfectionist, and

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then we get the sea rat history and uh. And

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it's with her dad who had another family, right, and

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he seems like he was more attentive to them, which

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was troubling to her. And this is classic sea At origin.

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Speaker 1: History, right.

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Speaker 2: It always has something to do with the dad not

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being there, sometimes because he was gotten down in the

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street while you were performing a play at school, or

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sometimes it's emotionally.

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Speaker 1: Not right, you know what I mean. Regardless of what

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it to you?

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Speaker 2: To me, that's right, Yeah, she's a wonderful person, right right, right, No,

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to me, sucks and it's probably because of all that

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sad stuff, right, it's very difficult to overcome.

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Speaker 1: But well, that was mean.

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't have said that about to me.

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Speaker 1: You want me to cut it?

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Speaker 2: Oh God, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, we'll leave it.

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Speaker 2: I just I hate her so much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I wanted to hurt her. No, I get it,

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I get it, I get it. But yeah, not having

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a dad around is a little bit like the villain

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falling in the vat of nuclear waste, right, you know,

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or it doesn't even need to be the villain. I mean,

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how many people fell in devents of nuclear waste and

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they became super powerful?

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Speaker 2: You know, it's like toxic avenger.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like clad ninja turtles. Some toxic waste had to

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do with them, right yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So where does it land on.

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Speaker 2: The Oh I'm gonna give this a two.

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Speaker 1: No, that's too high, you think?

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Speaker 2: So how I meant to say minus two? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, right, because track, if you're gonna score on the

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sea rats ad scale, it's gotta be pretty sad.

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Speaker 2: That's right. You don't leave it in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, in my mind, I hate her.

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Speaker 2: I hate to me. She's an awful person. Am I

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going too hot here? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? You know what? You need to take a chill pill.

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do we go next?

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Speaker 2: Well, supplies go to the beach. This is usually the

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boring part of the show. This one I get to

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put my pencil down. Yeah, they scout out a beautiful

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This is just next level vacation. It really feels like

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the first couple seasons. I think these charter guests might

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have actually paid for this vacation, which is why they

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were a little picky. Yeah, I'm so tired of blow

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decks subsidizing filthy, yucky normies from Florida or other gross places.

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Speaker 1: We had some real gutter folks come on this show,

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that's right, and.

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Speaker 2: I include the Queen of Versailles. Although I know they

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can pay for it, but I bet they got it subsidized.

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Speaker 1: God, that was early on it when we were doing this.

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She was on the show, and I was like, I

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was an angry young man back then, you know, thirty,

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and I think I told her to kill herself, like

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over and over and over again. That was pretty intense.

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She is a bad person, though, you firmly do believe

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in snuffing out the light of you know, negative like

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really mean, pathological people.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, I think. She's a big dummy.

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Her husband is a monster. Yeah, he's the one who

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said that only poor people lay chicken or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, stuff like that. Anyway, So the sus chef talks

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him up, talks himself up while he's just crushing it

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with the barbie, and he commemorates himself on its meticulousness

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and his structure that stems from the love of food.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, so dyl I think you might

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have fast forward a little bit. That was him doing

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his best version of I'm on an episode of Chopped.

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Speaker 1: Right, you're so oh, you're passionate about.

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Speaker 2: Food and you like bold flavors. And he looks like

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he was fucking reading off a teleprompter. I have a

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real problem with this young man. I still like him.

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He's great television though. But Dell, where I think we

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go to next actually is Marianna Marina. Is Marianna Marina Marina.

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She chats with a charter guest and then she shares

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her life goals.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right, that's right.

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Speaker 2: She wants to be a chief studio.

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Speaker 1: We get Sea Red history again.

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Speaker 2: And we get a second set history of the episode,

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and there appears to be a theme in her Sea

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Rat history. She came from a poor family. Grammy had

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a bum leg which led her to be in a wheelchair,

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and her dad took off. She mentions that that's quickly

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glossed over. But Graham, he had to work three jobs

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in that wheelchair. I don't know what kind of warp

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she found. Ah, but uh yeah, running theme here.

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Speaker 1: I saw a video the other day of a pickup

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basketball game and there's a man in a wheelchair and

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somebody passes in the ball and he starts rolling and

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this guy turns to camera and he goes like this,

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he traveled, he didn't drible once. It's like, I'm fine

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if he plays what I mean. Come on. So we

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get to this beach picnic. The meat looks great, and

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this is does.

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Speaker 2: You know I'm asking you? Yeah, yeah it was lamb.

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Speaker 1: Huh yeah. You know what, as I get older, I

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don't need duck. I don't need lamb. These things are

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these little like missiletes around a menu, and it's like,

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I'm not going to get sucked into that. I don't

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want it. Duck, duck, get out of here with that.

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You know what I noticed about this to you have

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the Queen of her syn you.

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Speaker 2: Duck, it's for poor people. Actually not no, you know,

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do you remember chef excuse me, sue, Chef Anthony bitching

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about how much work he'd be given for this beach

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picnic when you look at the scope of work that

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had to that's right. It was a little salad. I

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think there's some potatoes to cook, some steaks. Had a

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season of steak.

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Speaker 1: So meanwhile, meanwhile, Chef hot ass has a little cat

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as a little chat with Serena and we go back

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in history a bit with her and it's been a bit.

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I forgot that Serena had a couple flipouts last season.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, come on, an onion tower, you're expected

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to figure that out. I know cooking is your job,

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but that seems like that's out of the scope of

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she she balked at that. I think we talked about

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it when we went out to dinner with her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was more like a panic attack, go over

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it then a baking right, But that kitchen was so small, yes, tiny?

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Do you remember that season, Margo? Those are great seasons.

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I love Margo, Love Margo. She's a bit of a

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drunk but big mistake.

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Speaker 2: It happens at the end of the episode. I don't

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think that chef sus Chef Anthony understood that the bonding

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had too taken place between Zarena and Harry, so to

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share that ye talk a little shit.

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Speaker 1: No, he's an idiot. He thinks that he's the king

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of the world, so he's just going to do that stuff.

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We have to get ready for dinner.

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Speaker 2: Wow, well I thought we get ready for the submarine.

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Speaker 1: Well after lunch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dinner. We get

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ready for dinner pretty much every episode at the twenty

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five minute mark, and then we don't see dinner until

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the forty minute mark.

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Speaker 2: That's correct.

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Speaker 1: So anyways, we talk about dinner, it's going to be

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cowboys and cowgirls and surf and turf. So naturally we're

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going to do chili and lobster. Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Listen because that's what I think about when I think

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about cowboys.

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Speaker 1: There is a lot of chili around cowboys.

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Speaker 2: Fine, Or about the lobster.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a nice night on the planes if

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you have lobster, I don't know where you got it,

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but plenty of beans, though I don't know where you

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get the lobster.

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Speaker 2: This was the only critique of Sioux chef Anthony that

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I actually agreed with. He thought about all the things

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that he could have done.

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Speaker 1: It was such a douchebag. I could have done a

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hot sauce ball if if.

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Speaker 2: If I had my way right, it comes for I

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could have done a hot sauce ball. That would have

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sucked too. That would have sucked.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants your homemade hot sauce. Okay, it's gonna taste

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like shit.

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Speaker 2: Now one important point, Uh, Marina, who had gone on

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that sub excursion fell asleep.

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00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: She's a hard worker, she's got a great adea yet.

471
00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:10,759
Speaker 2: But the charter primary head set at that point, I

472
00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:12,799
want the food at the table.

473
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: At eight o'clock.

474
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 2: I do not blame her. Later in the episode, when

475
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,400
Laura completely had an issue.

476
00:24:18,079 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 1: With this, Yep, Hey, do you remember when those guys

477
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,400
went down there in that machine to look at the

478
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,440
titanicgains I've died.

479
00:24:24,559 --> 00:24:28,519
Speaker 2: I feel so bad that a father and son did that. Really, Yeah,

480
00:24:28,559 --> 00:24:32,079
because the father should have been like, I don't know

481
00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:33,720
how many times they've done this, let's not do it.

482
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't really mind it. What are you doing?

483
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,920
I mean, it's like, you got so much goddamn money

484
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,839
that you're like, you know, let's look at the titan

485
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:51,559
It's like, that's not you can't. You can't see it.

486
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 2: You can't.

487
00:24:53,079 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: It's too far down two miles. I don't care how

488
00:24:56,279 --> 00:24:58,599
much money you have. You know, these people think that

489
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,400
the things that are for them are not for them.

490
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,519
I mean, you can't go look at it.

491
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 2: Well, they didn't deserve to be evaporated, you know what

492
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,119
I mean? And a single no evaporated.

493
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. The good news is did it happened so fast?

494
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,519
It was quicker than your brain's pain threshold.

495
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,559
Speaker 2: I I don't know. I bet they know you're very.

496
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 1: Scary, probably down there, but there wasn't any pain.

497
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,079
Speaker 2: I would you know, I'm scared of you want me too.

498
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,599
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get in this submarine.

499
00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:30,039
Speaker 2: Well, you probably have a Disneyland because that's what it

500
00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:30,759
was a version of.

501
00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 1: I know, but but now I used to do that

502
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,000
when I was younger, and I liked it. But now

503
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,079
I'm much too scared of the world. So I wouldn't

504
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,400
get on that Disneyland ride.

505
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 2: You know. I am sick of going to Disneyland in

506
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,599
Anaheim and half the rides being worked on. You know,

507
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,279
they've been working on it. So first off it was

508
00:25:46,319 --> 00:25:49,319
the submarine ride at Disneyland. Yeah, and then they changed

509
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,279
it to uh Nemo. Yeah, and then they got rid

510
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,559
of that fucking thing. Yeah, and now they're doing something

511
00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:56,440
else there. Yeah.

512
00:25:56,759 --> 00:25:59,799
Speaker 1: It's like ridiculous and that you know what, even though

513
00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:01,839
I and go on it, even though it's kind of stupid,

514
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,440
that's a great ride. That's a great ride.

515
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 2: You know what. The best ride is Dumbo Indiana Jones. No, yes, nope,

516
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:11,680
last ten minutes.

517
00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:15,680
Speaker 1: It's too jerky and the line's too long. And I

518
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,799
also don't like that town over there, that town. Once

519
00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:21,680
you get in that town, people start acting real funky,

520
00:26:21,759 --> 00:26:24,519
people start getting really rude, and there's too many It's

521
00:26:24,559 --> 00:26:26,920
like a bottleneck. And then you go into New Orleans

522
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,559
town and you're just like I, I'm not having a

523
00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:34,519
good time. You know. I don't like that place one bit.

524
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I disagree with you. I don't like the Dumbo ride.

525
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,440
It makes me sad?

526
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,599
Speaker 1: What do you mean it makes you sad? Can make

527
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,519
beau joyous? Thing you could post?

528
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,799
Speaker 2: Not at all. Last time I was there, I saw

529
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,960
like thirty five year old women sitting by themselves on

530
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,759
the ride, trying to recapture what it was like when

531
00:26:48,799 --> 00:26:51,359
they were six and their dad was still alive. Really sad.

532
00:26:51,519 --> 00:26:54,440
Maybe I grafted a lot of other stuff on top

533
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:54,640
of that.

534
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,599
Speaker 1: I don't think any of that was going on. Were

535
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,000
they fat?

536
00:26:58,319 --> 00:26:59,319
Speaker 2: Just so oh?

537
00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: Okay, thirty five is not old?

538
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:02,079
Speaker 2: Oh to me, it is.

539
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 1: You're so much older than that though. It's like, I

540
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,079
think what happened there is you weren't really in control

541
00:27:11,079 --> 00:27:14,400
of what you were saying, and then you tried to

542
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,200
figure out a way for it to make sense and

543
00:27:17,279 --> 00:27:23,200
you ran into a wall, not to diagnom. The Dumbo

544
00:27:23,279 --> 00:27:25,720
ride is, I'll say it again, the most joy you

545
00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:30,960
can possibly experience, I think, and people go. I climb

546
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,759
Mount Everest and I held my daughter for the first time.

547
00:27:33,799 --> 00:27:37,200
But it's like, okay, you know that you can go

548
00:27:37,319 --> 00:27:39,359
up and down on the Dumbo ride, right, It's like

549
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:45,000
what you're saying is so stupid. All right. We get

550
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,519
back to the boat. Harry is still macking it up

551
00:27:47,559 --> 00:27:49,799
with Big Red. The Brazilian. Lets the galley know they

552
00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:52,440
want food on the table at eight, but who cares.

553
00:27:52,599 --> 00:27:55,119
We get back to the kitchen and I am back

554
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:59,240
into my bowel of hatred for sous Chef Serena says

555
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,880
they're going to love the dinner, and he says, I

556
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,799
hope so. And he doesn't say I hope so in

557
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:12,359
a affirmative or affirming or enthusiastic way.

558
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:13,559
Speaker 2: Very negative person.

559
00:28:13,599 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: He's a very negative person. She says, do you want

560
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,039
to come up? And he says no. And when she

561
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:22,960
says she'll tell them what he made, he says, don't

562
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,400
do that. We're a team. Those two things, you not

563
00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:31,519
wanting to go up with her and you not wanting

564
00:28:31,599 --> 00:28:34,000
your name on the dishes because we're a team. They're

565
00:28:34,039 --> 00:28:34,680
at odds with.

566
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 2: One of the Well, then he admits to us.

567
00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: Right, what the real motivation.

568
00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 2: Is is he's not co signing on this fucking dog

569
00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:43,759
shit right, which they loved the.

570
00:28:43,759 --> 00:28:48,119
Speaker 1: Way they loved, they loved, and it's like, dude, you're

571
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,680
not in a Michelin star restaurant in London. You're on

572
00:28:52,759 --> 00:28:58,400
a boat. We're serving pig shit to Choogie, that's right.

573
00:28:58,759 --> 00:29:00,359
It's like figure it out, man.

574
00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:03,279
Speaker 2: That's why I didn't mind Pizza Rat from that first

575
00:29:03,319 --> 00:29:06,400
season because the first three charters he pulled it off.

576
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,599
He was giving the Choogee people exactly what they deserved,

577
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:15,920
which was fucking Vegas Fair. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Cotton Candy.

578
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:19,799
Speaker 1: We're not here for you to do freaking You're you're

579
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:22,680
not Thomas Kellen. We're not here to do that shit. Dude.

580
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:25,279
It's like, get over it. And also it just broke

581
00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:29,319
my heart because Serena is conceding power to him, and

582
00:29:29,359 --> 00:29:31,519
you can't give these guys an inch.

583
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:38,039
Speaker 2: Hey, Dylan, is perfectionalism a word? No, I just created it.

584
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 1: Cool. Well, I don't know that it's that cool.

585
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: Perfectionalism because next up, while they're having dinner. Brianna says

586
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:56,440
she appreciates Lara's perfectionalism.

587
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a word. Well then I want credit for it.

588
00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:03,000
You don't get the credit. You didn't make it up.

589
00:30:06,759 --> 00:30:07,599
Do you understand that?

590
00:30:08,079 --> 00:30:12,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, I created a word.

591
00:30:12,359 --> 00:30:16,279
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, okay. So the guests want food on

592
00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:19,759
the table at eight pm. Short now. When Laura said Lada,

593
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:24,640
I know better than the guests, I wanted to throw something,

594
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:29,240
but she was one hundred percent right. These people they're drunk.

595
00:30:29,519 --> 00:30:31,279
They're like, we wanted a d eight o clock and

596
00:30:31,279 --> 00:30:33,240
then they go and they take a three hour nap

597
00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:34,960
and they have makeup to do. It's like, we're not

598
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,400
putting the food out until you guys are sitting down. Now,

599
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,279
we choreograph, choreograph a little dance, and while the guests

600
00:30:40,279 --> 00:30:43,759
discuss getting ozone shot up their ass, we reveal the talent.

601
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,400
It is Harry and the Gang. And I gotta say,

602
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,559
I thought it was very cute.

603
00:30:47,799 --> 00:30:48,319
Speaker 2: It's cute.

604
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: Thought it was very very food. I'm sorry I didn't

605
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,200
really clock it. My bad, I know, dereliction of duty.

606
00:30:55,319 --> 00:30:58,759
It was Chilian steak and lamb and or Chilean steak

607
00:30:58,799 --> 00:31:05,599
and corn ribs. My least favorite. It's like it's not

608
00:31:06,359 --> 00:31:12,000
changing it at all. I don't want the I don't

609
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:14,039
want Do you like corn on the cop? No?

610
00:31:14,079 --> 00:31:14,599
Speaker 2: I hate it.

611
00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: I don't like stuck gets stuck in your teeth and

612
00:31:17,519 --> 00:31:21,400
corn ribs don't solve that problem. It just it just

613
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,559
makes it a little thing that you have to do.

614
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:27,599
But a bunch of times not a fan. If you

615
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,759
could make the whole thing edible, then I'd be down.

616
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what you do. You grind up corn.

617
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,079
It should be slept through a straw. That's how I

618
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,680
enjoy it. Corn chowder. Corn chowder.

619
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know we I talked about it on

620
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,160
an APS. Just the state of the restaurant world out

621
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,480
in this city. It's awful right now. We got into

622
00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:54,480
it Patreon. But if what a plug? I mean, you

623
00:31:54,519 --> 00:31:59,799
gotta go pay to hear that? Right? What do you

624
00:31:59,799 --> 00:32:01,799
get to walk around with this hole in your heart?

625
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,319
You know? Yeah?

626
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,119
Speaker 2: Very important, episode important.

627
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: We're at this restaurant. This woman gives us uh agua

628
00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:20,640
chi les, right shrimp and then these fried shrimp heads.

629
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,200
She goes, please, you're meant to eat the shrimp pets,

630
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:31,920
and I go listen, I don't want to eat the

631
00:32:32,079 --> 00:32:38,440
shrimp heads. No, I don't even care if they're fried

632
00:32:38,519 --> 00:32:40,839
to a point where I can eat them all of

633
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:47,359
the little fucking whiskers, or I don't want to. I

634
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:53,759
did and I didn't enjoy it. So we head down

635
00:32:53,799 --> 00:32:55,920
for bed. The fish tank is disgusting.

636
00:32:56,799 --> 00:32:58,799
Speaker 2: He's naming the fish now, which is by the way,

637
00:32:58,839 --> 00:33:03,039
in the art of the fish world. Once you name them,

638
00:33:03,079 --> 00:33:04,400
they'll die within like a year.

639
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,839
Speaker 1: You don't name them, bad juju God named them.

640
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: You don't name them?

641
00:33:10,039 --> 00:33:11,519
Speaker 1: What God do they.

642
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 2: You don't name fish? I'm telling you, all right, we

643
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,079
get them killed.

644
00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: Okay, sus Chef is venting the hairbear about Serena being

645
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:20,359
a pig.

646
00:33:20,519 --> 00:33:22,599
Speaker 2: This is yeah. When they go to bed, and then.

647
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: We get to the next day, next thing. Adair has

648
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,599
some tips for Laura.

649
00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 2: Lad Yeah, I was confused about that.

650
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: I was too. I didn't know what they were talking about.

651
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,279
Get in the comments, let us know what the.

652
00:33:32,759 --> 00:33:35,599
Speaker 2: Dare wanted that there's two hours left on charter. She

653
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:36,359
didn't want to do so.

654
00:33:36,519 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: I think she wanted to just strip the sheets, and

655
00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:41,640
Lara was like, no, you make the bed again because

656
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,440
if they have to go in and she's like, but

657
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,000
they're leaving, She's like, this isn't a motel set. I

658
00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:46,960
think I think what it was.

659
00:33:47,039 --> 00:33:49,359
Speaker 2: I think you actually nailed that because and then her

660
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:52,680
case is she points out that this is not a

661
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,519
hotel chain that's predominantly used for prostitution. I believe she

662
00:33:56,559 --> 00:33:57,640
was referring to Motel six.

663
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, I was looking at flying Out a

664
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:08,000
videographer for the Super Bowl. I looked at hotel rooms,

665
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,920
and my god, I was the thought of, you know,

666
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,159
we're trying to get caught, and the thought of putting

667
00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:17,280
this kid up at the place. I was like, I

668
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:17,800
can't do it.

669
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 2: No, not sleep at night. Oh no in your comfy

670
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:21,880
back God.

671
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: No. Absolutely. So we had a lovely breakfast treffle for

672
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,840
Tata and we head to our docking. The fenders really

673
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,559
worked overtime on this one. Well, it's amazing. Whoever invented

674
00:34:33,599 --> 00:34:34,920
those good jobs?

675
00:34:35,079 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, they saved that fifteen thousand ton boat getting damaged.

676
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: Right, Jason loves running shit into shit.

677
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,119
Speaker 2: Yeah he's good at it.

678
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

679
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I have to say this team appears greener

680
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:51,119
than a leprechaun's balls. That's a greatest hit from Captain Lee.

681
00:34:51,519 --> 00:34:53,440
Good job, Captain Lee, and I hope you're doing well

682
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:54,880
staring at a wall?

683
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 1: Yeah?

684
00:34:56,039 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 2: Old fuck?

685
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,199
Speaker 1: Why you really don't like that? Guy?

686
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,679
Speaker 2: No, I need therapy.

687
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: Please do not waste expensive minutes at therapy talking about

688
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,400
I will you imagine?

689
00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 2: And I'm doing his voice in the therapy.

690
00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what brings you in here? Well? I I

691
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,840
my world is not in tact in color right now.

692
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,480
I'm seeing a lot of muted things and lacking inspiration.

693
00:35:22,639 --> 00:35:27,519
But before we get to any of that, do you.

694
00:35:27,519 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 2: Watch show.

695
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: What? Yeah? Take these pills right right? Yeah? What are

696
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,000
we going to talk through that you're making? I don't

697
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,079
know what you're doing. I would recommend a lobotomy, but

698
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,599
they're they're out of fashion. We don't do them anymore.

699
00:35:52,559 --> 00:35:55,320
You're the perfect candidate for it though. All right, So

700
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,639
the guests apart, the primary says the food was exquisite,

701
00:35:58,679 --> 00:36:01,960
and the Sioux is pissed off. That's like, fuck off.

702
00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:03,079
Why are you pissed?

703
00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 2: Why he can do better?

704
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Speaker 1: Why are you mad at that? He's just a young asshole.

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So evidently just went great. I mean it was just

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a great, great charter.

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Speaker 2: And these are people actually not in they did something

708
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,079
great this season. They didn't cast a. What do you

709
00:36:24,079 --> 00:36:28,360
call that one of those like incompetent idiots. Yes, yes,

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they did not do that great job. Everyone's good at

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00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:33,199
what they do for the most part.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think if you like I think you want

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to lean. There's a balancing act with the show because

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00:36:39,559 --> 00:36:43,280
you want chaos. But you also have to know that

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they're sea rats.

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Speaker 2: Stunt casting was the one I was searching for.

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Speaker 1: Stunt casting. You got to know their sea rats. Even

718
00:36:49,199 --> 00:36:51,920
if they're good at their job, there's gonna be drama.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Just let the real stuff play out.

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I crave that, and I feel like I'm being fed

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at thank God.

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Speaker 1: Because we we've had seasons of your like that girl

723
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,519
who needed a color code everything. I was just thinking

724
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that towards the end of the season, I was like,

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00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:11,239
I am so tired of this girl losing laundry. Let's

726
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:16,800
please Jesus Christ. You're right man, where'd it go? So

727
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,559
we get to the docking the meeting, tip meeting? Uh No,

728
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,199
first's a docking meeting. We need to clean up the radio.

729
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,199
Johnny talked too much? That was bad. Serena and Anthony

730
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,719
talk and Serena says that they're.

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Speaker 2: Bonding, which is not it could slap is not a thing.

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00:37:35,079 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: No, no, no slaps that's not. I mean, you can use

733
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,639
it ironically, but it is quite hugy. But them bonding

734
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,360
is a little bit like waking up in the middle

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00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,360
of the night and your pet snake is measuring you

736
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,920
to kill you. Do not trust this man. He wants

737
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:50,599
to kill you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he wants to get you fired eventually.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Also, I think we glossed over it. Brianna walks by

741
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,199
we Anne and does a full on Toddler jump and

742
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leg wrap around.

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Speaker 1: Really, I, oh my god, I.

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Speaker 2: Find I know she's a model and whatnot. Typically not

745
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,239
my taste. I like darker girls.

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Speaker 1: I don't know the modeling industry. It's very racist, of course.

747
00:38:14,599 --> 00:38:17,039
Speaker 2: But I did. I oddly find her attractive in a

748
00:38:17,079 --> 00:38:17,480
odd way.

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00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:23,639
Speaker 1: You love Indians with massive noses, that's right, that's right, right,

750
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So that's you don't see that in the modeling world.

751
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,079
Speaker 2: You're looking at my porn searches.

752
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,159
Speaker 1: No, no, no. I had a friend the other day

753
00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:34,400
say that his I think it was Sam, actually said

754
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that his girlfriend found his uh favorites on porn up

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and he blamed it on Russian hackers.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we're all to you going to go with it?

757
00:38:47,159 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chinese and Russian. This is not thirty one flavors.

758
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,639
This is too pick one?

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00:38:57,039 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 2: Who has you know who?

760
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 1: I was thinking? Who has favorite on?

761
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:03,639
Speaker 2: Who takes the time to raid a porn right?

762
00:39:04,519 --> 00:39:09,679
Speaker 1: Twenty one thousand rankings, it's wild. Anyways, let's get to

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00:39:09,679 --> 00:39:11,800
the tip meeting and let us know your favorites in

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00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:16,199
the comments Tip Meeting, Pat say.

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00:39:16,039 --> 00:39:18,639
Speaker 2: It, Uh, you know, I didn't write I know how

766
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,920
twenty grand fifteen forty each good haul.

767
00:39:22,119 --> 00:39:24,559
Speaker 1: It's a good haul. Lara is gonna put it towards

768
00:39:24,599 --> 00:39:26,960
her barn that she's renovating. That's great, that's great.

769
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 2: That's what you should do. You're sacrificing the quality of

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00:39:29,519 --> 00:39:32,800
your life for a decade to enjoy the other decade.

771
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: That is called compounding interest. I think that. I think

772
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,360
that's yeah. How could we forget?

773
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,079
Speaker 2: I I forgot completely the disco helmet disco helm? Yeah,

774
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:49,239
I actually I hated it the first two seasons.

775
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: Now I still hate it. I think it's really dumb.

776
00:39:51,119 --> 00:39:55,079
Speaker 2: It's a passive aggressive way of saying that you fucked

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00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:56,360
up and you better do better.

778
00:39:56,599 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: It's a summer camp fun time thing. But we're all

779
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,320
broken adults and see rats here, so this isn't really

780
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,400
gonna take but they have a fun time with it,

781
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,199
and we gets it for Johnny's mistake. This is a

782
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:12,960
show of Jason saying it doesn't matter if we make mistakes.

783
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,880
It's about leadership here, right. So we then gets the

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disco ball and we head out for a night out.

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Big Red is a hot commodity.

786
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Speaker 2: Oh yes, Harry, she looked amazing. I mean, whatever the

787
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,880
hell she was wearing that was super hot?

788
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: Okay, uh will I I'm you know what I was

789
00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:42,360
about to do, what I was gonna say, not my hype.

790
00:40:43,079 --> 00:40:45,400
Who gives a fuck what my type is and whether

791
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,559
or not she fits into it?

792
00:40:47,119 --> 00:40:51,079
Speaker 2: I am freaking am I leaning back into the patriarchy. Yeah,

793
00:40:51,119 --> 00:40:52,760
I'm just disgusting me too.

794
00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:55,760
Speaker 1: I've been eating ice cream like it's my job with

795
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,480
my wife, and I have a fucking rat mustache right now.

796
00:40:58,519 --> 00:41:00,119
Who fucking gives it?

797
00:41:00,159 --> 00:41:03,760
Speaker 2: If she's like, so everything that I've said last forty

798
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,039
minutes right now, won't you completely disrebive?

799
00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: Throw it out and we'll start again next week.

800
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,079
Speaker 2: And I'm talking about everything that I said. Horrible, Yeah,

801
00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:10,840
cast members.

802
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:11,280
Speaker 1: Everything.

803
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 2: Nothing that I said is meaningful to anything.

804
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: Jim downy moment. Here we go it.

805
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 2: May God have mercy on my soul.

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00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: We sit down to dinner, and we end the episode

807
00:41:23,679 --> 00:41:29,719
with gossips of sous chef and Serena. I hate this kid, hmm,

808
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,880
but he is good TV for now. Let's hope that

809
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,199
we sort this out at about five six episodes in,

810
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,920
or somebody gets fucking fired.

811
00:41:38,159 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 2: I think we's on a trailer where someone's punching the

812
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,000
wall getting fired.

813
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: Oh was that Johnny or him?

814
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 2: I think it was him. I could look back, but

815
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,840
I don't want to. I like the surprise.

816
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: He reminds me of texts that guy texts or whatever.

817
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:50,199
The fuck.

818
00:41:52,039 --> 00:41:54,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to say Johnny wasn't even mentioned a

819
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,599
single time during this episode. He's kind of in that

820
00:41:57,159 --> 00:41:59,199
he seems more likable than the first he does.

821
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 1: The first episode is awful. Get in the comments, let

822
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,719
us know what you thought about the episode. Let's let's

823
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:08,519
us all have a great week and go Chiefs or

824
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:12,440
go congrats Chiefs or congrats Eagles. We don't know who

825
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,840
won because we are Mariah Carey.

826
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,159
Speaker 2: I'm in a bathtob I got rose of.

827
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forgot to do reviews. We'll do

828
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,920
it next week. See that, I'm done saying goodbye, Pat,

829
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:24,480
say goodbye.