Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike benin Rowe and
Speaker 1: special guest host Smash Me. And that's at that point
Speaker 1: I realize that I've become that person need to wipe
Speaker 1: their face just after they oh, hello and welcome to
Speaker 1: Cheering the Cud.
Speaker 2: This week, I'm joined by the bundle of high energy
Speaker 2: that is Smashed Me.
Speaker 3: Hi, Honey's welcome Cheering the Cubs.
Speaker 2: Are you doing well?
Speaker 3: I'm doing fabulous. It's my time to shine, Honey Summers here.
Speaker 3: Michael Boobley is back in the freezer and it's my
Speaker 3: time to come out in the pride scene.
Speaker 2: Please don't keep Michael Booble in the freezer.
Speaker 3: It's my personal frazer. Okay, there's a story that what
Speaker 3: for What have you got for us this week? This week,
Speaker 3: I'm talking about an interruption to a live TV show,
Speaker 3: and then we have a game to play in our
Speaker 3: Game of the Week.
Speaker 2: And that's before we get all up close and personal
Speaker 2: with smash Me.
Speaker 3: On screen.
Speaker 1: Now you can see all of our social media infilm.
Speaker 1: Just look for at the Cud TV.
Speaker 3: And as the people who popped up in our comments
Speaker 3: go along the bottom of the screen, it's time for
Speaker 3: Mike in the Buzz.
Speaker 2: Record that as well.
Speaker 1: So I know how you just doing this, just strumming
Speaker 1: my guests on so relationships, God, honestly are we are?
Speaker 2: We not a fan of relationships.
Speaker 3: I've never had one, never had a relationship now because
Speaker 3: I'm saving myself a marriage, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I just woned as you walked in.
Speaker 3: I've never had one, and I feel like when you've
Speaker 3: gone so long without having one, your standards get too high.
Speaker 3: So now it's giving like I need some extra special
Speaker 3: and that's not going to happen in the males. She
Speaker 3: So I'm just like retiring early. I'm giving up Michael
Speaker 3: Buble not. I mean, you know, he puts out the phraser.
Speaker 3: I'll think about it.
Speaker 2: Okay. Cool.
Speaker 1: Well there's a new thing in dating called micro cheating, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: which is not what I first thought, which is really
Speaker 1: small penises. Yeah, it's it's about having basically flirtations with
Speaker 1: other people.
Speaker 3: Like minuscule amounts of cheese.
Speaker 1: Tiny little you know, it's barely cheating. But some people
Speaker 1: are saying, is this cheating?
Speaker 3: Is it like those religious people that can't have sexual marriage,
Speaker 3: So they just kind of rum up against the walls,
Speaker 3: and it's not really cheating. It's like that people against Yeah,
Speaker 3: they don't put it in, it's not cheating, but it
Speaker 3: just kind.
Speaker 1: Of you don't put it in, it's not cheating, I think.
Speaker 3: So that's the rule here.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to write that if you don't put
Speaker 4: it in, it doesn't make it gay as well. That's
Speaker 4: the thing really apparently doesn't make it Okay, I'm going
Speaker 4: to be telling depends on the socks.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna lie like I'm gay socks, then yeah,
Speaker 3: sure you're pretty guy. If they're like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: some big wooly ones, you're a straight, you're fine.
Speaker 2: So yeah. And there's also different signs that you're doing
Speaker 2: micro cheating.
Speaker 1: Okay, so things like do you smile when you text
Speaker 1: someone or get a text from them.
Speaker 3: It depends on the fresh botox injections, to be honest, okay, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you were going to smile, could you would
Speaker 2: be there?
Speaker 3: Depends on that was.
Speaker 2: So yeah.
Speaker 1: So not being having had a relationship, you've never experienced
Speaker 1: micro cheating.
Speaker 3: No, I've probably been the other one they've been chasing
Speaker 3: with and not knowing about it. But can't blame you
Speaker 3: for that, you.
Speaker 2: Know, can't blame the mistress. Can't blame the.
Speaker 3: Mistress, Yeah, exactly, especially the blind one. I had no idea.
Speaker 1: What are you gett up to in the privacy of your
Speaker 1: own anyway, moving on, we had the panic of coronavirus
Speaker 1: and that happened. Okay, we've had swine flu pandemics, yeah,
Speaker 1: that swine.
Speaker 3: Flare all right, and also did get swine flail.
Speaker 2: I did get swine fla.
Speaker 3: It actually got to people. I thought, it's just stayed
Speaker 3: in pigs, like it's properly wiped me out. I was,
Speaker 3: and I was staying with her.
Speaker 1: I had a housemate at the time, staying at her
Speaker 1: house and she was very anti germ.
Speaker 2: Really I was. I was left on the ground floor. Na.
Speaker 3: She just kicked showers to the car.
Speaker 2: Pretty much.
Speaker 3: Take a little pig pens put you in and actually,
Speaker 3: it doesn't make you a pig. A different fla.
Speaker 2: Well, bird flu is making resurgence.
Speaker 3: Ah, that doesn't make you a bad.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make you a bird. It also doesn't mean
Speaker 2: you can't eat chicken nuggets. You're fine, thank.
Speaker 3: God, because of my favorite fair honestly, scraters, Well.
Speaker 1: It's actually stopping people cuddling cows though, right, I don't
Speaker 1: know if they do that anyway?
Speaker 3: People do people.
Speaker 2: Call all cows. You've not heard about cow cudling? No?
Speaker 3: Is it christ during the card that you call cows
Speaker 3: a lot?
Speaker 2: No? No, No, it's a genuine thing. It's a therapy thing.
Speaker 1: Oh, so people with sort of depression anxiety go out
Speaker 1: to a farm and cuddle cows.
Speaker 3: That's I should get that. I could really do that.
Speaker 1: There's some goats in there as well, because why not
Speaker 1: go to the cow is the big black and white thing.
Speaker 1: The goat is a little brown thing and the thing
Speaker 1: in the middle of the person.
Speaker 3: Okay, that one blended right.
Speaker 1: Excling is a big therapy thing because they're so docile
Speaker 1: and quite loving and quite Oh that.
Speaker 3: Is really cute. I want to go and call all
Speaker 3: the cow right now? You want to show I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Need it definitely. Well, but yeah, you can't because of
Speaker 2: swine flu. They've got swine flu, not swine flu.
Speaker 1: The same time about we can't because of bird flu
Speaker 1: because they don't want to spread it.
Speaker 3: The cows don want to spread the bad flo Well.
Speaker 2: The farmers don't want the cows to spread the bird.
Speaker 3: Oh got you, okay, very consider a cow's gonna no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I may have I had a bit of a sniffle
Speaker 3: a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: That's what the farmers are doing when there swapping. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not just a good time.
Speaker 3: I don't drink. How's milk on us?
Speaker 2: Really? Okay?
Speaker 3: I taste it from the out. It's that I'm on about.
Speaker 3: I suppose that's myself. Make my note.
Speaker 2: There's the euphemism there. I can't go for it. It's
Speaker 2: just too wrong.
Speaker 3: And steel class just too close.
Speaker 1: And if you're getting too close with oats, why not
Speaker 1: share that with us at the cood TV and social media.
Speaker 2: And now that brings us to our story of the week.
Speaker 1: Now, pollution is everywhere these days, especially when it gets warm,
Speaker 1: saying no car pollution. Yeah, when you go outside, you know,
Speaker 1: there's that smug stuff.
Speaker 2: And so in China they have they have trucks that
Speaker 2: go around spring water.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a lot of wash, give the air a
Speaker 3: bit of walls are high. That's quite generous, I think,
Speaker 3: to be honest.
Speaker 1: What's even better though, is that now one of the
Speaker 1: side effects of the sprain water is that some people
Speaker 1: have gone hang on it. They're spreading gainess because the
Speaker 1: spraying of water is also spraying rainbows. Well, so as
Speaker 1: the spraying the water, rainbows are appearing behind it.
Speaker 3: Apparently that's what I'm doing on my college tours for
Speaker 3: LGBT history, Mand, I'm just spraying the gainness to all
Speaker 3: the kids by existing. I kind of love that, Honestly,
Speaker 3: I'd be thankful, and I thank you doing charity work
Speaker 3: right there exactly. Yeah, it's getting rope ports, be driving
Speaker 3: the truck honestly, probably is driving the charging a small
Speaker 3: fortune for it's giving a j and the queen in
Speaker 3: camp that I really didn't enjoy that. I like cheesey
Speaker 3: ship showers.
Speaker 1: I like cheesy, and I thought for the first maybe
Speaker 1: two episodes was good and then it kind of the
Speaker 1: evil boyfriend was hot.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he was. Yeah, he was hot, the
Speaker 3: young pleasure allowed exactly.
Speaker 1: But then it was like going, Okay, the plot's a
Speaker 1: bit thing now, let's move yeah, move alone. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought that was really cute the fact that freshening
Speaker 1: up the actual the air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and spreading the rainbow. It's getting the gaygeander.
Speaker 2: And we won't tell the straight people about it.
Speaker 3: They're on to us.
Speaker 2: So that's all from the buzz this week.
Speaker 3: Thanks for that, Mike, And if you want to see
Speaker 3: me spreading gainers, come shame out a prior tour this summer.
Speaker 1: And if you want to see my gain has been spread.
Speaker 1: But coming up after this shortbreak, Smashbee brings us a
Speaker 1: look at some celebrity news in the showbiz. You're watching
Speaker 1: Chewing the Cud with Mike and Smashby. Now let's get
Speaker 1: ready for the showbies with Smashby.
Speaker 3: So this week, Elon Musk tweeted j K Rowling to
Speaker 3: lighten up the anti trans tweets. Really, now, if that's
Speaker 3: not a sign to shot your mouth, I don't know
Speaker 3: what it is. Even himself as a transfers like, give
Speaker 3: it her honey. Honestly, we're all sick of that.
Speaker 2: I'm so hoping he said it like that.
Speaker 3: They look related, do you know. I think it's giving
Speaker 3: tough and that's what it is. That's the relation. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love the one's trying to set her on fire
Speaker 3: all dream allegedly.
Speaker 2: The pride progress. Besides, I think obsessed.
Speaker 3: With the gay is and the hogyment is saying.
Speaker 2: Yes because there's a lot of gays on.
Speaker 3: Twitter exactly, Oh my god, exactly. And he looks at
Speaker 3: the kind of guy that would side my gems and
Speaker 3: be like, are you looking for a sugar head? Like
Speaker 3: that's the ban has the money to do it, I'd
Speaker 3: be saying, yes, Loki, same, not even Loki, I'm not
Speaker 3: even going to pay. I will quite apply, all right,
Speaker 3: then give some cash. You don't be good. If he
Speaker 3: was into the whole dominator thing, he just like spit
Speaker 3: on him and slap him and be like, tell him
Speaker 3: to do one and get paid for it.
Speaker 1: What a great job. You've thought about that before a
Speaker 1: little bit. So the question is did JK. Rowling shut
Speaker 1: up or if she kept going with her vitriol. I
Speaker 1: think she'll keep going, like into the abyss. She'll just
Speaker 1: keep wishing on forever.
Speaker 3: And I just hope at some point she just like
Speaker 3: disappears into affinity like a little.
Speaker 2: Pile of dust.
Speaker 1: I know that earlier in the month Elon had to
Speaker 1: like re established the thing that said that you can.
Speaker 2: Get people blocked for dead naming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I think he removed the option to report
Speaker 3: someone for dead naming and misgenering somebody on X whatever.
Speaker 3: I thank you it's been gone gral, but then it's
Speaker 3: been reinstated apparently. Do you think it actually was him
Speaker 3: or just someone on the team that was like you
Speaker 3: kind of have to do this, Like I.
Speaker 2: Think someone's reinstated it and not told him.
Speaker 3: I harp. I hope he has no idea as well.
Speaker 3: He's just like in his little pool of money, like
Speaker 3: I knowware that people are getting reported for being tough,
Speaker 3: has no idea and just keeps on going.
Speaker 2: Until he says something to all reports him and.
Speaker 3: Then his gun is taken down and then it's the
Speaker 3: end of the alone mask. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I don't think it would bet, I can dream.
Speaker 3: I'm a manifesto, I'm a positive girl, you know.
Speaker 2: Cool. So yeah, that's good that he's told us to.
Speaker 3: Basically, I agree, it's long as a jail. Maybe now
Speaker 3: he can like take the steps to build a relationship
Speaker 3: with his trans child and that she's start being a
Speaker 3: recent parent for once. That'd be a good idea, elon,
Speaker 3: that would be quite good parenting tips with smash me.
Speaker 3: Moving on to our next topic, It's Eurovision week and
Speaker 3: the Grinder Noise is making headlines. It is popping ping
Speaker 3: pong pong all over the whole Eurovision license finyls, are
Speaker 3: we surprised?
Speaker 2: No, No, it's nothing but gays at Europe.
Speaker 3: It's literally the gayist show on a like. I'd be
Speaker 3: concerned if there was no grandifications going off. Hello, they
Speaker 3: should sponsored at this point, honestly, like Master the corner.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Eurovision by Grinder.
Speaker 3: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: I could just call them as the points come up.
Speaker 3: UK No points, honestly, I think they just get on
Speaker 3: that you're welcome your vision.
Speaker 1: So this is the story about the guy that was
Speaker 1: on Eurovision that has got interrupted by Grinder.
Speaker 2: There wasn't it?
Speaker 3: Was it present? I didn't say so he was. He
Speaker 3: was getting interviewed and it went off. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I mean I hope you have like checked and shown
Speaker 3: on camera who was popping off. I want to say,
Speaker 3: don't tease those girls. I want to see what happens
Speaker 3: in eggs.
Speaker 1: I have this snaky suspicion, is that gentleman in the
Speaker 1: backroom with the big because he looks MISCHIEFDH and Genoa.
Speaker 3: I would answer really quickly if that was him, I
Speaker 3: we're back. It's grinderver going off you with you in
Speaker 3: an inappropriate situation. I got rid of Grinder a copy
Speaker 3: years ago, and I started the prior circle because I
Speaker 3: just didn't want it popping popping off during my stets.
Speaker 2: No, you can't just mute your phone.
Speaker 3: You can mute your phone. That'd be sensible today, the
Speaker 3: whole app. It's never got to have a best situation.
Speaker 3: I feel like I have had a crazy situation where
Speaker 3: I was having a hug up with someone and their
Speaker 3: boyfriend was calling their phone at the same time. That
Speaker 3: was an inconvenience and a bit of an or situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I found the phone and telling to you give
Speaker 2: them two minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, let me get busy, and thanks for telling
Speaker 3: me you had a boyfriend in the first place. Thanks so much. Beautiful,
Speaker 3: But yeah, no embarrassing gind moments. What about you?
Speaker 2: Always?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: Always?
Speaker 1: My favorite al was actually in a work interview. So
Speaker 1: I was interviewing someone and I normally have my phone
Speaker 1: do not disturb. Yeah, I was like chatting away and
Speaker 1: they're going, okay, so can you talk about a time when?
Speaker 2: And then my phone?
Speaker 3: Do they know what it was? Because if they knew
Speaker 3: it was, I'm like, why do you know where that
Speaker 3: sound is? Go on? Where was the job inter before
Speaker 3: something really gay its center and didn't know what the
Speaker 3: sound was.
Speaker 2: Didn't know what the sound was.
Speaker 1: I've onnaged to pass it off somebody else's phone, which
Speaker 1: I thought was brilliant.
Speaker 3: Who who's stinging off in this? In this music so rude?
Speaker 3: During my interview, girl to apologize and said, I'm really
Speaker 3: sorry about that.
Speaker 2: I had to take someone's phone off them before.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's like a lie.
Speaker 3: We all lie. You got to do. I wonder, you know,
Speaker 3: because like Ryland and Scott Mills in the whole commentating this,
Speaker 3: I wonder one of their phones could ping off of
Speaker 3: the grand and notification that can make history.
Speaker 1: What I was going to I think it might might
Speaker 1: more likely be Ryland than Scott because Scott's engaged to
Speaker 1: be marriaged.
Speaker 3: Man. Yes happen like that, it can happen. But I
Speaker 3: could see Rylan's popping off as.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe on scruff as well.
Speaker 3: Ryland gives me scruff energy for sure, scruff and bumble
Speaker 3: girly for Ryland. I could see that to gainst you bumble.
Speaker 3: I don't have bumble, but I've done.
Speaker 2: If you don't see my phone, i'd do them all.
Speaker 3: Like all mic stating apps review. We say the word
Speaker 3: dating very very loosely. I call a networking application. Well,
Speaker 3: you know you can. I was thinking of probably my
Speaker 3: new single on Grinder because hell, are what a great
Speaker 3: campaign these all? Really, I don't know there was so many.
Speaker 3: I need all these so I can make a list
Speaker 3: of my next single campaign and do little adverts and
Speaker 3: all these things because that's my target audience.
Speaker 2: Hello, what a good idea, What a good idea for being.
Speaker 3: Also this week, Lucas Cage only realized he was gay
Speaker 3: from hooking up with his neighbor Hot. That is like
Speaker 3: my dream ideal situation, Mike. He's not an attractive either. No,
Speaker 3: he's gorgeous. He's literally gorgeous. And I read in the
Speaker 3: story too he was like gaming with his neighbor. I'm
Speaker 3: not a gaming girl, but the thought of it being
Speaker 3: oh so cute, honestly, but like the thought of being
Speaker 3: with like, you're kind of like hetty bro neighbor. You're
Speaker 3: playing video games and you're like I think he said
Speaker 3: in the quote, I'm just gonna make it out with
Speaker 3: you now, and it just happened. That's giving like a heart
Speaker 3: stopper esque moment and I think we're all looking.
Speaker 2: For that heart stopping slash pawn.
Speaker 3: Well it's giving part Step after Dark. But what a
Speaker 3: hot moment. But I'm not a video game girly, so
Speaker 3: I don't know how i'd get into that situation. Netflix,
Speaker 3: Netflix and Hill or maybe like let's do karaoke or
Speaker 3: like the just Dance app that could be the Just
Speaker 3: Dance game. That's how I probably get into it. Maybe
Speaker 3: like a Britney song on Just Dance and then it
Speaker 3: kind of goes into a home let's hook up? What
Speaker 3: were you, honey? You've had like a whole video gaming
Speaker 3: let's hook up. Experience your video game girly, or I
Speaker 3: used to.
Speaker 2: Be a video game person.
Speaker 3: What was your game? Or like choice.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that because people will be going, you're
Speaker 2: how old?
Speaker 3: So is it Simpsonshit and Run?
Speaker 2: It's older than that. Really, I had a PS one
Speaker 2: when they came out, did you?
Speaker 3: I think I had a PS two?
Speaker 2: And the generation after he's several generations after me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Crash Banded Bandicoot, Yeah, Grand, Theft Auto on the computer.
Speaker 1: I've heard of Grand or the original? Yeah, the j
Speaker 1: Grand on a computer? Command and Conquer.
Speaker 3: You're not clear that sounds like born to me. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: Command of Conker. Okay, But what was it he was
Speaker 3: in recently that I watched? Is it white?
Speaker 2: No, there's something else in the white load wave thing
Speaker 2: he did? Oh, the dead the dead Boy thing, the Dead.
Speaker 3: Boy Dead Boy Agency.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dead Boy Dead Boy Detective Agency. Yeah. On Netflix.
Speaker 1: It's about two very very queer esque ghosts. Queer ghosts,
Speaker 1: queer esque ghost and the other ones from the turn
Speaker 1: of the nineteen hundreds, who's like gay but can't say it,
Speaker 1: falls in love and he's.
Speaker 2: The cat king, the cat king. What that cat king?
Speaker 3: Cat king cats?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, And he basically has like cat eyes
Speaker 1: in and his hair slipped back and his chest out
Speaker 1: and like a fur coat on, and he's.
Speaker 3: Kind of getting fairry. I've never had a caking in
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he was.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 2: He was not on an attractive show.
Speaker 3: We say, well, I'm gonna go watch I want to
Speaker 3: get harm.
Speaker 2: Yes, there was the reason why I watched that in bed.
Speaker 3: I bet there was. He is. He went out with
Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian's like Beastie, didn't the makeup artists, Yeah, exact
Speaker 3: the one he married, Yes, they married and then they
Speaker 3: divorced real quick. Kennedy turned around. Yeah for sure. The
Speaker 3: thing about I could say about head, but I'm not
Speaker 3: going to.
Speaker 2: Beheaded people.
Speaker 3: Well actually yeah, he loved a bit of beheading off
Speaker 3: with his head. Well yeah, here's welcome. And that's all
Speaker 3: from the Showman's nails.
Speaker 2: Perfect. Thank you very much, smashed me. Always nice to
Speaker 2: know that you know someone's getting head at pairing my
Speaker 2: arms you like, you know what I'm an up.
Speaker 3: Just because I'm all.
Speaker 2: I was making a fisting reference. I'm coming up next
Speaker 2: to we half our game of the week.
Speaker 1: You're watching you in the cud and this week we're
Speaker 1: going to play a game of Lazy Susan's question Roulette.
Speaker 2: And this is for a very own smash Bee. So
Speaker 2: off your pop, I gotta go, yeah, shoe go away.
Speaker 2: Then of the week.
Speaker 1: So we've got smash Bee in the special area, who's
Speaker 1: got the Susan in front of him. So he's going
Speaker 1: to give that spin, ask me a question and see
Speaker 1: how we go.
Speaker 3: Are you ready, smash Bee born ready, Hannah, Let's give
Speaker 3: it a cheeky little spin, eh, sport right, Sorry, I'm
Speaker 3: not supposed tell you my no, no, you're not supposed
Speaker 3: to tell me, am I yeah, okay, sports don't tell
Speaker 3: me the answer to the questions. Oh and I understand
Speaker 3: I can already. We've got a sports question for a
Speaker 3: sports girl, is okay? It could never be a sports girlie.
Speaker 2: I like somebody else.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how's I'm gonna get this? Okay, complete
Speaker 3: the boxer's name archier o.
Speaker 2: D two.
Speaker 3: I'm going to a question it says another name in quotations.
Speaker 3: Is that the rest of the name, okay, number one
Speaker 3: archierro thunder.
Speaker 2: Thunder Dome.
Speaker 3: One, thunder times guys. Yeah, but now you're wrong, Tina Turner.
Speaker 2: We don't need no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, a good drag name.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, what was the answer?
Speaker 3: The answer was Gussie fellow. The sports question is gonna
Speaker 3: set us up for But let's keep drinky going on.
Speaker 3: Just one from that one. It's true, you can keep
Speaker 3: going to like everyone's get real bored with that real quickly.
Speaker 2: Okay, let'spin in.
Speaker 3: I think we should go to the sports one.
Speaker 2: Okay, give it a little.
Speaker 3: Spin then little spinston spin one of my songs playing
Speaker 3: that girl for this? Oh no, general knowledge, general knowledge, okay, cool,
Speaker 3: not my strong say it's some glad you're answering the class.
Speaker 2: I'm quite general.
Speaker 3: Yes, right, it's amazing. What village in Somerset is famous
Speaker 3: for its cheese? You should know that's, honey, because you
Speaker 3: love your cheese.
Speaker 1: I don't know Philadelphia, No, okay, guess the guy out. Okay,
Speaker 1: guess again. Somewhere a dam a damn is that place?
Speaker 3: You're damn wrong, damn wrong.
Speaker 2: Good at nights Holland Cameron Beert is French cheddar ding
Speaker 2: ding dragon run out of all the other cheeses. That
Speaker 2: was the point for you.
Speaker 3: Yay, well done, we got the okay said, don't you are? Okay,
Speaker 3: it's kind of a middle again, just picked up. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's general knowledge again. Okay, back to the Jenny Nodge,
Speaker 3: let's carry on any nudge Jenny, No.
Speaker 2: That's my new dragon name, Jenny Nodge. Jenny Nodge.
Speaker 3: Way, that's such a good drag name. You're welcome. She's
Speaker 3: appearing on Canal Street next week.
Speaker 2: Okay, actually not. My My drag name is I want
Speaker 2: to crockatoo.
Speaker 3: I want to love that and I don't we all
Speaker 3: have names?
Speaker 2: Ryan?
Speaker 3: Okay, right, what is the most common street name in Britain?
Speaker 3: Most common street name, and it's not your name by
Speaker 3: I'm not a street, you're common name. And I have
Speaker 3: had a lot of through traffic she's been running through.
Speaker 2: When I'm lucky. Yes, most col elm Avenue.
Speaker 3: No yuess again?
Speaker 2: High Street ding ding d.
Speaker 3: We're gonna winner's the high street girling, which is not
Speaker 3: high end? Okay? Okay? Do you know that spins winmen?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: Anyway, when the world spin for the win, I forget
Speaker 3: something music related or it was some movies, Oh my god, okay,
Speaker 3: did you just cheat? No, the wind blow movies? Movies? Movies? Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: name film that these characters appear in. So easy, Simba.
Speaker 2: Simba the Lion King.
Speaker 3: Yes, we love a Disney question and wish I got
Speaker 3: that one? Okay, But for you're okay, how many most
Speaker 3: meens you wing? Go vibes?
Speaker 2: Just keep going? Okay, just keep going.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna spin for the win, Honey, there's something music
Speaker 3: greater as well.
Speaker 2: Right, we've got sports one. Are you not cheating this time?
Speaker 3: No, I'm just gonna embrace the sports moment. It might
Speaker 3: be like which football ever hugged up with? And then
Speaker 3: all be interesting question.
Speaker 2: And the answer to that is.
Speaker 3: I actually, I'm really sorry. Complete the football team red Bull,
Speaker 3: red Bull. Red Bull is the star.
Speaker 1: The name of the football team, according to my art
Speaker 1: house DVDs.
Speaker 2: Red Bull Warriors.
Speaker 3: No, but that sounds kind of like fun and American.
Speaker 2: The Red Bull squad.
Speaker 3: Now, but the beginning letter is right.
Speaker 2: It's the red Bull sports ball team.
Speaker 3: Now, your sports ball is the Red Bull Salzburg.
Speaker 2: Oh, Salzburg is that?
Speaker 3: Is that like a normal terminology, and Salzburg's of place. Well,
Speaker 3: I don't geography either, so spin spincent for the when
Speaker 3: honey is okay? Hour r is that? Okay? My favorite topic? Ever.
Speaker 3: If I'm not in the question, I'm not interested.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're not interested, then do I know of this? Whatever?
Speaker 3: Again? Come complete the band name Jerry and the.
Speaker 2: Atricks.
Speaker 3: No, but that is good as well. That's getting a
Speaker 3: drag named too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be Jerry Atric that's not almost
Speaker 3: their baby cracket.
Speaker 2: I'm ignoring that.
Speaker 3: Another gas pipes. Jerry and the Jerry and the It's not.
Speaker 2: That's what I said.
Speaker 1: Jerry and the Adams Pass.
Speaker 2: No, Jerry and the Pacemakers. You got it right.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's Jerry the pacemakers.
Speaker 2: Did you know that? I did know that carry the
Speaker 2: pacemakers is a very odd.
Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, it's what the used to
Speaker 3: make babies with, you know, so it's give a little headstart.
Speaker 3: Do you make babies with a pacemaker?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Pacemakers are hard thing.
Speaker 1: So when.
Speaker 3: A baster turkey based as I'm thinking raised, same thing,
Speaker 3: same thing, different multiple uses for all these things. Honey,
Speaker 3: that's a life high for you at harm. Another question
Speaker 3: the spin for the way, honey is, oh why is it?
Speaker 3: Keep in the middle movie? Back of the movie? Is
Speaker 3: this sports thing is coming from me? I'm like, now, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: name the film that this character appears in. Elastic Girl.
Speaker 3: You have to say it like that Elastic girl, Elastic girl,
Speaker 3: pull yourself together. If you don't know that reference, I
Speaker 3: can't help you.
Speaker 4: Here the reference.
Speaker 3: You don't know where she goes? My god, you're a
Speaker 3: lastic girl. Pull yourself together.
Speaker 2: You don't know that.
Speaker 3: Showing my age, honey is for the youth, all right?
Speaker 3: Do you want to.
Speaker 2: Come up and see me? Sometimes go on and gives
Speaker 2: a clue.
Speaker 3: One's very stretchy, bendy wendy. One's a big muscle Daddy,
Speaker 3: one some baby, some anger issues and one something email
Speaker 3: goth girl who turns invisible. Okay, you had me for
Speaker 3: the first two because muscle Daddy.
Speaker 2: I got that yet, Bendy and Muscle Daddy. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm there.
Speaker 3: You've watched that video before.
Speaker 2: I've seen that a lot of time.
Speaker 3: That's in your collection at home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got grooves in the DVD or something incredible.
Speaker 3: Yes, if I give a pervate description of.
Speaker 2: That, Okay, yeah, do you know? You know what?
Speaker 3: Impression was? Impeccable, nothing else about it? Go and since
Speaker 3: fin then, GIRLI is well on the Jenny Nodge right,
Speaker 3: keeps thinking towards that sport. I'm not a sports girls.
Speaker 3: It can be bored all the time. It's crazy. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's Blaine. What is Liverpool's most famous band?
Speaker 2: Most famous band the Black So that should.
Speaker 3: Be the right answer, let's be very it's not. I
Speaker 3: guess again. Mm hmmm do that get No? I can't
Speaker 3: really do sell it back in fashion? Can you do
Speaker 3: sell the back impression? So bras supper? That's what she sings, like,
Speaker 3: where is that share?
Speaker 2: She doesn't say that that much more?
Speaker 3: No, I should say nothing anymore.
Speaker 2: Famous band from Liverpool.
Speaker 3: And it's not still black and it's not still black?
Speaker 3: Is there many Scouts musicians and there's loads the Sonya
Speaker 3: funny from the Pride Socker. So you're on the Pride side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was a hit artist in the nineties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Pete Burn, Yeah yeah, yeah, I get to know your name.
Speaker 1: Frankie goes to Hollywood.
Speaker 3: What's his gals? I never hadn't speak see exactly.
Speaker 2: What the Beatles.
Speaker 3: It's the bass day in the same dang sexiest bug around. Ok,
Speaker 3: let's spend vibes. We're spinning that way home. I'm accepting fate.
Speaker 3: I got sports questions, you know what that is?
Speaker 2: What it is? You know what, I'm going to save
Speaker 2: you from it.
Speaker 1: I think we should go to a break, So stick
Speaker 1: around because coming up next we're going to get intimately
Speaker 1: aware of smash people and everyone.
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna stop. There'll save you from that.
Speaker 1: Stick around because coming up after the break, we're going
Speaker 1: to get intimately acquainted with.
Speaker 2: Smash by in Spotlight welcome back to you in the
Speaker 2: cud and now we're going to probe him deeply but
Speaker 2: with consent. So it's okay. It's Spotlight with smashb.
Speaker 3: So welcome to the singer extraordinary smash be Hi, that's me,
Speaker 3: Smashy Beds. Brittany did that, She did do that, and
Speaker 3: I stole there and I keep ripping off, so she
Speaker 3: wants me to start. She just writes me personally and
Speaker 3: then I'll stop doing.
Speaker 2: A lawyer's mike.
Speaker 3: I'll stop doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to shave your hair off us anyway.
Speaker 3: So for people aren't aware of your musical stuf, how
Speaker 3: would we describe your music?
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: It's always ever changing. It's always in that pop like bracket.
Speaker 3: I'm always been doing different stuff like dancey pop and
Speaker 3: write some country pop at the moment, a little bit
Speaker 3: of everything. Yeah, just all kinds of anything pop and
Speaker 3: gay really, So it's.
Speaker 2: Always a little bit high energy. Don't get many ballads
Speaker 2: out of you.
Speaker 3: You don't get many ballads out, but it doesn't mean
Speaker 3: they don't exist. I write a lot of them, maybe
Speaker 3: sharing some of them soon, but a lot of its
Speaker 3: most high energy and stuff. So so I'm known for anyway.
Speaker 3: You can't just be.
Speaker 2: Where'd you get that inspiration for the high energy songs from?
Speaker 3: When I was like growing up, I used to write
Speaker 3: pop songs to gain confidence since like manifest been that confident,
Speaker 3: like didn't give up anybody thought I just want so
Speaker 3: much that I'm so sorry. But I used to write
Speaker 3: the confidence anthems to manifest that kind of personality and
Speaker 3: then I got there, and so now I hopefully do
Speaker 3: that for other people prides and stuff. Anyone that follows
Speaker 3: me on socials and this is my songs is to
Speaker 3: give them confidence too. That's the vibe, the energy.
Speaker 1: Okay, And you said that you know you're thinking about
Speaker 1: advertising on Grinder before.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not done yet, but I want to. I
Speaker 3: think it's a genius marketing strategy, so I need to
Speaker 3: get on that.
Speaker 1: Is it very much like the LGBTQI plus community aiming
Speaker 1: your music for or.
Speaker 3: It's it's actually not, I kind of. I think I
Speaker 3: just make pop music that is very much radio esque
Speaker 3: pop music, but it's I think it's more relatable for
Speaker 3: queer people because I'm writing from a queer experience, you know,
Speaker 3: so there's more topics on my music they could relate to,
Speaker 3: like you know, rejection and things like that, and coming out.
Speaker 3: I've written songs about kind of coming out and being
Speaker 3: scared to be yourself before. I think anyone can relate
Speaker 3: to that, but especially people in the queer umbrella. So yeah,
Speaker 3: you need a way of the army of.
Speaker 5: Love, war full of worm dreaming of wal of Yet we.
Speaker 2: Were all everybody, okay, so very much. You know, experience led.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had to come up with a song
Speaker 1: where you've not had that experience or you've gone down
Speaker 1: a rabbit hole of a song gone, this isn't really me?
Speaker 3: Oh, a song that I think isn't written for me. Well,
Speaker 3: I've written a song before that was intended for Dual Leaper. Okay,
Speaker 3: she never did it, but it was for like a
Speaker 3: TV show where it was like a bunch of songwriters
Speaker 3: write a song for an artist in mind, and they
Speaker 3: have to kind of showcase it to that artist and
Speaker 3: compete to get it there with the show. And I've
Speaker 3: got commissioned and I wrote the song for Dua Lipa
Speaker 3: and it's my song called living Without You. And it
Speaker 3: was the first time I wrote a song that was
Speaker 3: kind of about something like fatling without somebody writing somebody
Speaker 3: else in mind and actually loved the song as much.
Speaker 3: I kept it and released it myself.
Speaker 5: It's like you've gone out of a tree, We're out
Speaker 5: on mine. Maybe another that all the weaking bubby getting your.
Speaker 3: Getting your ste So I've kind of had an experience
Speaker 3: with that. And then last year austinomic Coast asked me
Speaker 3: to write him a song because he really wanted to
Speaker 3: do like a kind of draggy themed pop song. You
Speaker 3: get me a bunch of like lyrics and bullet points,
Speaker 3: and I made into like a pop song and then
Speaker 3: I gave it to him and he's like, can you
Speaker 3: do all the singing? And I was like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: that's fine. So I did most of the recording on it,
Speaker 3: but he got to have his pop starm morowmen and
Speaker 3: feature and like a on a fun draggy pop song.
Speaker 3: So yeah, So kind of did that with Austin in
Speaker 3: mine too, I guess nice.
Speaker 2: And if you ever if you performed anybody.
Speaker 3: Else that you might have heard of, performed to anybody else,
Speaker 3: not with anybody else, So any medivated a camp. I've
Speaker 3: done a few tracks together. We love DDC, I love Dailies,
Speaker 3: say She's Fabulous. We did a collaboration together called make
Speaker 3: a Scene in twenty twenty one, and then I got
Speaker 3: her on the song with Austin as well, because it
Speaker 3: was a draggy themed song, so it needed a drag
Speaker 3: coreon ller to bring it to life and make it
Speaker 3: feel authentics.
Speaker 2: And who else would you pick all of the divieated.
Speaker 3: A campo if I could work with anybody, if my
Speaker 3: dream is alviously Britney Spears, for sure, she's in my
Speaker 3: dream cloud. But she's rettened, so maybe not.
Speaker 1: Well, she's retired for now for now years on some money,
Speaker 1: she'll do a share and now I'll be here for
Speaker 1: it and I will fond that comeback Onnesleigh.
Speaker 3: But I'm tuck a club in anybody right now that
Speaker 3: really want to. I love my lace Iira, so I
Speaker 3: think she's like the biggest icon ever. So that's a
Speaker 3: dream clab.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about Jojo Seawall because she believes she I'm.
Speaker 3: Actually kind of here for it. She's doing Mighty Hoopla.
Speaker 3: Did you see She's being confirmed with the Icy Hoopla
Speaker 3: this year because of Commas a Bitch and I want
Speaker 3: to do it. I want to do Comma's a bit
Speaker 3: remix with Judge Are So Jojo hit me up. I'm
Speaker 3: available all pride And you mentioned about doing pride to things.
Speaker 3: Do you just exclusively do pride? No, I do anything
Speaker 3: that books me, to be honest, But my my most
Speaker 3: like thing I'm known for is the Pride tours I
Speaker 3: do because I do I'm very very blessed to get
Speaker 3: books like across the whole country, and it kind of
Speaker 3: becomes a whole tour. But I do with the kind
Speaker 3: of tours, I do a lot of college and school
Speaker 3: performances as well. Sometimes I do like talks and things
Speaker 3: on like LGBT History Month and do a couple of
Speaker 3: songs in there. And that just got me in a
Speaker 3: lot of trouble because lots of people think you shouldn't
Speaker 3: been doing LGBT History Month talks in colleges verse sixteen
Speaker 3: plus sixteen plus students because it's gonna brainwash them.
Speaker 2: How did that get you in trouble? Though?
Speaker 3: It went viral, I have like millions of views in
Speaker 3: it and all the parents saying I was brainwashing their kids,
Speaker 3: but I was singing. I actually kind of was brainwashing
Speaker 3: the kids because I was singing Taylorswift songs. So I
Speaker 3: was brainwashing them like Taylors Left. So I'm guilty of
Speaker 3: that for sure.
Speaker 2: But tailor swift doesn't suit you.
Speaker 3: I know, I'm kind of I'm waiting for the season
Speaker 3: desisted honestly, but but guilty for like not guilty for
Speaker 3: brainwashing them to be gay. It just doesn't work like that.
Speaker 3: I was always saying as well. We grew up with
Speaker 3: very straight media, so if that didn't work on its
Speaker 3: come straight. And I think my gay ass is going
Speaker 3: to make them turn gay, you know, unless it's undercover.
Speaker 3: They just don't know it yet.
Speaker 2: Okay. Cool?
Speaker 3: I saw that where was that featured? Was that TikTok TikTok?
Speaker 3: So it was ticket other was popping off Tiktoks a
Speaker 3: crazy place. But yeah, they've got a few million views
Speaker 3: in there, so that was kind of fun, kind of sligh.
Speaker 3: It's keep reposting it just absolutely every month is cycle recycle,
Speaker 3: and I'm literally doing some more college shows again, four
Speaker 3: prize months and stuff. So I excided to get hate
Speaker 3: crimed all over again.
Speaker 2: Which kind of college did you go into? Going to
Speaker 2: just be all over the country or random ones?
Speaker 3: Up and down?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Up and downywhere that boks me?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: So a lot in the North as well, A lot
Speaker 3: in the North. So I did Keasley college as well.
Speaker 3: That's like not far from me because a Leeds girl
Speaker 3: and that was interesting, went down really well. So who'd
Speaker 3: have thought it?
Speaker 2: Did you ever go back to your own schools and things?
Speaker 3: So I did that years ago. I feel like the
Speaker 3: order I get, the more scared I get to go
Speaker 3: back to like schools I went to because I feel like, ah,
Speaker 3: like I'm more myself now. If anything, it's like freaky,
Speaker 3: but I'd do it anything that's gonna pay me and
Speaker 3: be there, like, I'll be there. You just give me
Speaker 3: the check. But I also care about halving the people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the checks important, very important. It's not sure why
Speaker 2: you're here.
Speaker 3: And I'm still waiting for the check by the way,
Speaker 3: Yeah keep waiting.
Speaker 1: So so pride is a big thing for you, reaching
Speaker 1: out to the LGBTQ A plus community that maybe see
Speaker 1: the support and things.
Speaker 2: Sure having songs and where would we find your music?
Speaker 3: You can have my music on all the major music platforms,
Speaker 3: darting on all the Spotify, all the ice iTunes, all
Speaker 3: those things. I can sell cades in the street corner
Speaker 3: if you like me too, or my other side household,
Speaker 3: I can sign them with my tits. That's a thing. Yeah, yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: people have like band camp. I have bussy Camp and
Speaker 3: that's where I sell my X rated music.
Speaker 2: Bussy Camp.
Speaker 3: That's my new album name, bussy Camp.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay cool. So if someone wanted to get into writing music,
Speaker 2: how would you recommend they do that?
Speaker 3: I would definitely recommend going off like a personal experience,
Speaker 3: because it's your own personal experience. You got so much
Speaker 3: to delve into, you know, So I would bully point normally,
Speaker 3: something that I'm about the experience, the bully point things
Speaker 3: that have happened with that sad experience. Say it's about
Speaker 3: a boy, I write about that boy. His quality is
Speaker 3: that I'm in love and I'm obsessed with what obsessing
Speaker 3: about him? Things that only we would have in common.
Speaker 3: And you kind of got references then to put into lyrics,
Speaker 3: and a rhyme's always good, orang goes a long way,
Speaker 3: you know, So make it catchy and keep it real too,
Speaker 3: I think, make authentic.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you ever you know you write your own lyrics?
Speaker 2: Do you write your own songs as well tunes? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I write all my own songs normally. I write actually
Speaker 3: with no instruments. I write like I'll write something in
Speaker 3: my head, i get a click be up on my
Speaker 3: phone and I'll record into my clickba the whole song, verse, chorus, bridge, everything,
Speaker 3: harmonies and most of the time as well, and I
Speaker 3: can figure out the whole structure in my head and
Speaker 3: then I'll take it to produce and say, this is
Speaker 3: the song. Can we make this as close to what
Speaker 3: I've recorded as possible? And then we build around it
Speaker 3: that way?
Speaker 2: Okay cool? So do you actually play instruments or is
Speaker 2: it all just from your mind?
Speaker 3: I did piano when I was younger, and I learned basically,
Speaker 3: and I can do basic cause, but I've not kept
Speaker 3: it up, and I think my skills are definitely dropped
Speaker 3: with my IQ so and my tairs.
Speaker 2: Again with the age references, why do people keep calling
Speaker 2: me all okay cool?
Speaker 1: And do you ever send out obviously producer? Do you
Speaker 1: ever get someone else to come and write songs for you?
Speaker 3: I've never had someone write for me. I've had people
Speaker 3: write with me and cor writing sessions. The past couple
Speaker 3: of years, I've been co writing with like Nasally Mac
Speaker 3: and Pelican, and they write a lot of music for
Speaker 3: like Sony and Universal and stuff. So I've been correcting
Speaker 3: the past couple of years of them, which I've loved,
Speaker 3: and we've got some absolute bangers. Has been really fun too.
Speaker 3: I do find I get as well. Yeah, I get
Speaker 3: a lot from working with other people, I can learn
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I'd love doing that cool Perfect And
Speaker 1: if we wanted to find you on social media, how
Speaker 1: would we find you?
Speaker 3: You can find me on socials at smash be official,
Speaker 3: so smash like you're smashing something by official and only
Speaker 3: maybe not only fans never maybe not that one one?
Speaker 2: Do we have an only fans? Now?
Speaker 3: If the prior tour stops paying me, then maybe answer you?
Speaker 3: Please keep booking.
Speaker 2: Perfect? So practice, where are you going to be.
Speaker 3: Next with the prior tour? The next stop is on
Speaker 3: the twenty fifth of May. I'm doing Barrow Pride. The
Speaker 3: friend Divine's gonna be there too, and so Barrow Pride
Speaker 3: and Baron Faness and then heading straight to Bolton Pride
Speaker 3: the same day doing Bolton Pride, and then a couple
Speaker 3: weeks after. I've got some college shows in between, and
Speaker 3: then doing rother and Pride. I'm so excited to go
Speaker 3: back to Rotherham because that was my first headlining Pride gig.
Speaker 3: I think ever in twenty nineteen and it's not been
Speaker 3: on since then because I like funding covid and stuff,
Speaker 3: and that's back, and so am mine. I'm so excited
Speaker 3: to come back.
Speaker 1: So I got wait okay, perfect, And so if we
Speaker 1: wanted to hit you at a pride, how would we
Speaker 1: find you.
Speaker 3: You'll find all the dates on my social media, my Instagram,
Speaker 3: my Facebook, Twitter, TikTok everything. You'll find my dates every
Speaker 3: month on my socials.
Speaker 2: Perfect. Thank you, and we would love to have you
Speaker 2: back on the show some of the time.
Speaker 3: I'd love to come back. I love coming back. It's
Speaker 3: my second home.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I've got a little corner wha to sleep. It's sign
Speaker 3: on the discoballs.
Speaker 2: It's true. It's not even light. It's true.
Speaker 3: A little keep me in a cage in the corner.
Speaker 2: So keep you asked for it. But that's on. So
Speaker 2: thank you very much for coming on smash.
Speaker 3: By, Thanks for having me, hannais that's almost the end
Speaker 3: of the show. Just remember to join us on our
Speaker 3: social media at the card TV.
Speaker 2: Thank you for watching, and we will see you all soon. Brides.
Speaker 3: So okay, it's wild okay, and what did we do
Speaker 3: with it?