WEBVTT 1 00:00:16.239 --> 00:00:19.640 You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike benin Rowe and 2 00:00:19.839 --> 00:00:24.600 special guest host Smash Me. And that's at that point 3 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:26.359 I realize that I've become that person need to wipe 4 00:00:26.399 --> 00:00:29.440 their face just after they oh, hello and welcome to 5 00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:30.519 Cheering the Cud. 6 00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:33.079 This week, I'm joined by the bundle of high energy 7 00:00:33.119 --> 00:00:33.840 that is Smashed Me. 8 00:00:34.280 --> 00:00:36.439 Hi, Honey's welcome Cheering the Cubs. 9 00:00:37.479 --> 00:00:38.159 Are you doing well? 10 00:00:38.479 --> 00:00:41.840 I'm doing fabulous. It's my time to shine, Honey Summers here. 11 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:43.759 Michael Boobley is back in the freezer and it's my 12 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:45.200 time to come out in the pride scene. 13 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:48.679 Please don't keep Michael Booble in the freezer. 14 00:00:48.719 --> 00:00:52.520 It's my personal frazer. Okay, there's a story that what 15 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:55.719 for What have you got for us this week? This week, 16 00:00:55.759 --> 00:00:58.640 I'm talking about an interruption to a live TV show, 17 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:00.399 and then we have a game to play in our 18 00:01:00.399 --> 00:01:01.079 Game of the Week. 19 00:01:02.280 --> 00:01:04.280 And that's before we get all up close and personal 20 00:01:04.319 --> 00:01:04.920 with smash Me. 21 00:01:06.359 --> 00:01:06.840 On screen. 22 00:01:06.840 --> 00:01:08.719 Now you can see all of our social media infilm. 23 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:10.879 Just look for at the Cud TV. 24 00:01:12.319 --> 00:01:14.599 And as the people who popped up in our comments 25 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:16.959 go along the bottom of the screen, it's time for 26 00:01:17.079 --> 00:01:18.319 Mike in the Buzz. 27 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:27.840 Record that as well. 28 00:01:27.879 --> 00:01:31.159 So I know how you just doing this, just strumming 29 00:01:31.159 --> 00:01:38.560 my guests on so relationships, God, honestly are we are? 30 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:39.920 We not a fan of relationships. 31 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:43.040 I've never had one, never had a relationship now because 32 00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:44.959 I'm saving myself a marriage, I'm not. 33 00:01:46.319 --> 00:01:48.680 I just woned as you walked in. 34 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:52.519 I've never had one, and I feel like when you've 35 00:01:52.519 --> 00:01:55.120 gone so long without having one, your standards get too high. 36 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:58.159 So now it's giving like I need some extra special 37 00:01:58.519 --> 00:02:00.319 and that's not going to happen in the males. She 38 00:02:00.599 --> 00:02:04.319 So I'm just like retiring early. I'm giving up Michael 39 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:07.159 Buble not. I mean, you know, he puts out the phraser. 40 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:08.039 I'll think about it. 41 00:02:08.120 --> 00:02:08.759 Okay. Cool. 42 00:02:09.319 --> 00:02:13.000 Well there's a new thing in dating called micro cheating, okay, okay, 43 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:14.919 which is not what I first thought, which is really 44 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:21.080 small penises. Yeah, it's it's about having basically flirtations with 45 00:02:21.199 --> 00:02:22.199 other people. 46 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:24.280 Like minuscule amounts of cheese. 47 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:27.159 Tiny little you know, it's barely cheating. But some people 48 00:02:27.199 --> 00:02:28.159 are saying, is this cheating? 49 00:02:28.280 --> 00:02:31.319 Is it like those religious people that can't have sexual marriage, 50 00:02:31.319 --> 00:02:33.400 So they just kind of rum up against the walls, 51 00:02:33.439 --> 00:02:38.960 and it's not really cheating. It's like that people against Yeah, 52 00:02:39.159 --> 00:02:41.159 they don't put it in, it's not cheating, but it 53 00:02:41.280 --> 00:02:41.800 just kind. 54 00:02:41.599 --> 00:02:44.000 Of you don't put it in, it's not cheating, I think. 55 00:02:44.039 --> 00:02:45.439 So that's the rule here. 56 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:50.280 So I'm going to write that if you don't put 57 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:53.759 it in, it doesn't make it gay as well. That's 58 00:02:53.759 --> 00:02:59.639 the thing really apparently doesn't make it Okay, I'm going 59 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:00.960 to be telling depends on the socks. 60 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:03.719 I think I'm gonna lie like I'm gay socks, then yeah, 61 00:03:03.759 --> 00:03:05.680 sure you're pretty guy. If they're like, I don't know, 62 00:03:05.759 --> 00:03:08.879 some big wooly ones, you're a straight, you're fine. 63 00:03:11.280 --> 00:03:13.120 So yeah. And there's also different signs that you're doing 64 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:13.840 micro cheating. 65 00:03:14.479 --> 00:03:17.120 Okay, so things like do you smile when you text 66 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:19.039 someone or get a text from them. 67 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:22.639 It depends on the fresh botox injections, to be honest, okay, so. 68 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:24.639 Yeah, if you were going to smile, could you would 69 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:24.879 be there? 70 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:35.919 Depends on that was. 71 00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:33.919 So yeah. 72 00:03:33.960 --> 00:03:36.319 So not being having had a relationship, you've never experienced 73 00:03:36.360 --> 00:03:36.960 micro cheating. 74 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:40.520 No, I've probably been the other one they've been chasing 75 00:03:40.520 --> 00:03:45.159 with and not knowing about it. But can't blame you 76 00:03:45.199 --> 00:03:45.680 for that, you. 77 00:03:45.639 --> 00:03:49.599 Know, can't blame the mistress. Can't blame the. 78 00:03:49.520 --> 00:03:53.159 Mistress, Yeah, exactly, especially the blind one. I had no idea. 79 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:55.159 What are you gett up to in the privacy of your 80 00:03:55.199 --> 00:04:01.919 own anyway, moving on, we had the panic of coronavirus 81 00:04:02.319 --> 00:04:07.800 and that happened. Okay, we've had swine flu pandemics, yeah, 82 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:09.000 that swine. 83 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:13.120 Flare all right, and also did get swine flail. 84 00:04:13.159 --> 00:04:13.919 I did get swine fla. 85 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:17.000 It actually got to people. I thought, it's just stayed 86 00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:21.600 in pigs, like it's properly wiped me out. I was, 87 00:04:21.639 --> 00:04:22.480 and I was staying with her. 88 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:24.439 I had a housemate at the time, staying at her 89 00:04:24.480 --> 00:04:26.199 house and she was very anti germ. 90 00:04:26.720 --> 00:04:29.759 Really I was. I was left on the ground floor. Na. 91 00:04:30.439 --> 00:04:31.560 She just kicked showers to the car. 92 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:32.160 Pretty much. 93 00:04:32.439 --> 00:04:35.879 Take a little pig pens put you in and actually, 94 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:38.839 it doesn't make you a pig. A different fla. 95 00:04:41.240 --> 00:04:43.560 Well, bird flu is making resurgence. 96 00:04:44.160 --> 00:04:46.519 Ah, that doesn't make you a bad. 97 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:49.439 It doesn't make you a bird. It also doesn't mean 98 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:51.600 you can't eat chicken nuggets. You're fine, thank. 99 00:04:51.439 --> 00:04:55.399 God, because of my favorite fair honestly, scraters, Well. 100 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:58.879 It's actually stopping people cuddling cows though, right, I don't 101 00:04:58.879 --> 00:04:59.639 know if they do that anyway? 102 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:00.839 People do people. 103 00:05:00.600 --> 00:05:02.920 Call all cows. You've not heard about cow cudling? No? 104 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:05.519 Is it christ during the card that you call cows 105 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:05.720 a lot? 106 00:05:05.839 --> 00:05:08.040 No? No, No, it's a genuine thing. It's a therapy thing. 107 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:11.439 Oh, so people with sort of depression anxiety go out 108 00:05:11.480 --> 00:05:13.120 to a farm and cuddle cows. 109 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:15.680 That's I should get that. I could really do that. 110 00:05:16.839 --> 00:05:19.639 There's some goats in there as well, because why not 111 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:23.879 go to the cow is the big black and white thing. 112 00:05:24.399 --> 00:05:26.439 The goat is a little brown thing and the thing 113 00:05:26.480 --> 00:05:27.319 in the middle of the person. 114 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:29.720 Okay, that one blended right. 115 00:05:30.040 --> 00:05:35.279 Excling is a big therapy thing because they're so docile 116 00:05:35.319 --> 00:05:36.759 and quite loving and quite Oh that. 117 00:05:36.800 --> 00:05:38.000 Is really cute. I want to go and call all 118 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:40.439 the cow right now? You want to show I'm going to. 119 00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:44.399 Need it definitely. Well, but yeah, you can't because of 120 00:05:44.439 --> 00:05:48.040 swine flu. They've got swine flu, not swine flu. 121 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:51.800 The same time about we can't because of bird flu 122 00:05:52.040 --> 00:05:53.279 because they don't want to spread it. 123 00:05:53.879 --> 00:05:55.879 The cows don want to spread the bad flo Well. 124 00:05:55.959 --> 00:05:57.800 The farmers don't want the cows to spread the bird. 125 00:05:57.800 --> 00:06:02.040 Oh got you, okay, very consider a cow's gonna no, no, no, 126 00:06:02.279 --> 00:06:04.079 I may have I had a bit of a sniffle 127 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:05.079 a couple of days ago. 128 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:09.600 That's what the farmers are doing when there swapping. Well, 129 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:11.519 it's not just a good time. 130 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:12.959 I don't drink. How's milk on us? 131 00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:15.040 Really? Okay? 132 00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:17.519 I taste it from the out. It's that I'm on about. 133 00:06:18.079 --> 00:06:20.480 I suppose that's myself. Make my note. 134 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:24.000 There's the euphemism there. I can't go for it. It's 135 00:06:24.079 --> 00:06:24.720 just too wrong. 136 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:27.439 And steel class just too close. 137 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:30.399 And if you're getting too close with oats, why not 138 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:32.800 share that with us at the cood TV and social media. 139 00:06:33.639 --> 00:06:35.879 And now that brings us to our story of the week. 140 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:41.120 Now, pollution is everywhere these days, especially when it gets warm, 141 00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:49.199 saying no car pollution. Yeah, when you go outside, you know, 142 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:50.560 there's that smug stuff. 143 00:06:51.639 --> 00:06:53.439 And so in China they have they have trucks that 144 00:06:53.439 --> 00:06:54.319 go around spring water. 145 00:06:54.839 --> 00:06:57.759 Okay, that's a lot of wash, give the air a 146 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:00.160 bit of walls are high. That's quite generous, I think, 147 00:07:00.199 --> 00:07:00.720 to be honest. 148 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:03.920 What's even better though, is that now one of the 149 00:07:03.920 --> 00:07:06.360 side effects of the sprain water is that some people 150 00:07:06.360 --> 00:07:09.720 have gone hang on it. They're spreading gainess because the 151 00:07:09.720 --> 00:07:14.759 spraying of water is also spraying rainbows. Well, so as 152 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:16.879 the spraying the water, rainbows are appearing behind it. 153 00:07:16.959 --> 00:07:19.199 Apparently that's what I'm doing on my college tours for 154 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:22.000 LGBT history, Mand, I'm just spraying the gainness to all 155 00:07:22.160 --> 00:07:25.600 the kids by existing. I kind of love that, Honestly, 156 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:28.199 I'd be thankful, and I thank you doing charity work 157 00:07:28.279 --> 00:07:32.879 right there exactly. Yeah, it's getting rope ports, be driving 158 00:07:32.879 --> 00:07:36.399 the truck honestly, probably is driving the charging a small 159 00:07:36.439 --> 00:07:38.399 fortune for it's giving a j and the queen in 160 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:42.319 camp that I really didn't enjoy that. I like cheesey 161 00:07:42.439 --> 00:07:43.319 ship showers. 162 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:46.319 I like cheesy, and I thought for the first maybe 163 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:48.519 two episodes was good and then it kind of the 164 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:49.639 evil boyfriend was hot. 165 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:53.959 Oh my god, he was. Yeah, he was hot, the 166 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:55.439 young pleasure allowed exactly. 167 00:07:55.480 --> 00:07:57.120 But then it was like going, Okay, the plot's a 168 00:07:57.120 --> 00:08:02.240 bit thing now, let's move yeah, move alone. So yeah, yeah, 169 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:05.240 I thought that was really cute the fact that freshening 170 00:08:05.319 --> 00:08:06.800 up the actual the air. 171 00:08:07.279 --> 00:08:10.800 Yeah, and spreading the rainbow. It's getting the gaygeander. 172 00:08:10.439 --> 00:08:13.160 And we won't tell the straight people about it. 173 00:08:13.240 --> 00:08:14.120 They're on to us. 174 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:17.639 So that's all from the buzz this week. 175 00:08:18.160 --> 00:08:19.879 Thanks for that, Mike, And if you want to see 176 00:08:19.879 --> 00:08:22.920 me spreading gainers, come shame out a prior tour this summer. 177 00:08:24.680 --> 00:08:28.040 And if you want to see my gain has been spread. 178 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:30.839 But coming up after this shortbreak, Smashbee brings us a 179 00:08:30.839 --> 00:08:45.639 look at some celebrity news in the showbiz. You're watching 180 00:08:45.720 --> 00:08:48.279 Chewing the Cud with Mike and Smashby. Now let's get 181 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:49.840 ready for the showbies with Smashby. 182 00:08:57.960 --> 00:09:01.039 So this week, Elon Musk tweeted j K Rowling to 183 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:05.399 lighten up the anti trans tweets. Really, now, if that's 184 00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:07.159 not a sign to shot your mouth, I don't know 185 00:09:07.200 --> 00:09:11.320 what it is. Even himself as a transfers like, give 186 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:13.720 it her honey. Honestly, we're all sick of that. 187 00:09:14.480 --> 00:09:16.120 I'm so hoping he said it like that. 188 00:09:16.240 --> 00:09:19.720 They look related, do you know. I think it's giving 189 00:09:19.919 --> 00:09:22.879 tough and that's what it is. That's the relation. Yeah. 190 00:09:23.159 --> 00:09:24.960 I love the one's trying to set her on fire 191 00:09:25.679 --> 00:09:29.120 all dream allegedly. 192 00:09:29.919 --> 00:09:33.879 The pride progress. Besides, I think obsessed. 193 00:09:33.519 --> 00:09:36.320 With the gay is and the hogyment is saying. 194 00:09:36.000 --> 00:09:37.720 Yes because there's a lot of gays on. 195 00:09:37.639 --> 00:09:40.639 Twitter exactly, Oh my god, exactly. And he looks at 196 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:42.120 the kind of guy that would side my gems and 197 00:09:42.240 --> 00:09:43.799 be like, are you looking for a sugar head? Like 198 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:45.679 that's the ban has the money to do it, I'd 199 00:09:45.720 --> 00:09:50.559 be saying, yes, Loki, same, not even Loki, I'm not 200 00:09:50.559 --> 00:09:56.960 even going to pay. I will quite apply, all right, 201 00:09:57.000 --> 00:09:58.919 then give some cash. You don't be good. If he 202 00:09:58.960 --> 00:10:01.000 was into the whole dominator thing, he just like spit 203 00:10:01.080 --> 00:10:03.000 on him and slap him and be like, tell him 204 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:04.200 to do one and get paid for it. 205 00:10:04.679 --> 00:10:08.879 What a great job. You've thought about that before a 206 00:10:08.919 --> 00:10:14.000 little bit. So the question is did JK. Rowling shut 207 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:15.799 up or if she kept going with her vitriol. I 208 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:18.399 think she'll keep going, like into the abyss. She'll just 209 00:10:18.480 --> 00:10:19.559 keep wishing on forever. 210 00:10:19.639 --> 00:10:21.159 And I just hope at some point she just like 211 00:10:21.159 --> 00:10:23.399 disappears into affinity like a little. 212 00:10:23.159 --> 00:10:23.799 Pile of dust. 213 00:10:24.559 --> 00:10:27.480 I know that earlier in the month Elon had to 214 00:10:27.519 --> 00:10:30.159 like re established the thing that said that you can. 215 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:33.320 Get people blocked for dead naming. 216 00:10:33.519 --> 00:10:36.759 Yeah, because I think he removed the option to report 217 00:10:36.799 --> 00:10:39.679 someone for dead naming and misgenering somebody on X whatever. 218 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:45.799 I thank you it's been gone gral, but then it's 219 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:48.360 been reinstated apparently. Do you think it actually was him 220 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:49.879 or just someone on the team that was like you 221 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:51.360 kind of have to do this, Like I. 222 00:10:51.559 --> 00:10:54.240 Think someone's reinstated it and not told him. 223 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:57.000 I harp. I hope he has no idea as well. 224 00:10:57.159 --> 00:10:58.879 He's just like in his little pool of money, like 225 00:10:58.919 --> 00:11:01.639 I knowware that people are getting reported for being tough, 226 00:11:02.360 --> 00:11:04.480 has no idea and just keeps on going. 227 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:07.759 Until he says something to all reports him and. 228 00:11:07.759 --> 00:11:09.480 Then his gun is taken down and then it's the 229 00:11:09.559 --> 00:11:10.679 end of the alone mask. I can't wait. 230 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:13.679 I don't think it would bet, I can dream. 231 00:11:14.000 --> 00:11:16.360 I'm a manifesto, I'm a positive girl, you know. 232 00:11:18.480 --> 00:11:22.840 Cool. So yeah, that's good that he's told us to. 233 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:26.840 Basically, I agree, it's long as a jail. Maybe now 234 00:11:26.840 --> 00:11:30.519 he can like take the steps to build a relationship 235 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:32.240 with his trans child and that she's start being a 236 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:34.480 recent parent for once. That'd be a good idea, elon, 237 00:11:35.440 --> 00:11:37.519 that would be quite good parenting tips with smash me. 238 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:42.279 Moving on to our next topic, It's Eurovision week and 239 00:11:42.320 --> 00:11:45.679 the Grinder Noise is making headlines. It is popping ping 240 00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:48.879 pong pong all over the whole Eurovision license finyls, are 241 00:11:48.879 --> 00:11:49.559 we surprised? 242 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:51.639 No, No, it's nothing but gays at Europe. 243 00:11:51.720 --> 00:11:54.000 It's literally the gayist show on a like. I'd be 244 00:11:54.000 --> 00:11:56.960 concerned if there was no grandifications going off. Hello, they 245 00:11:56.960 --> 00:12:00.879 should sponsored at this point, honestly, like Master the corner. 246 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:03.600 Welcome to Eurovision by Grinder. 247 00:12:05.399 --> 00:12:06.120 That's a good one. 248 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:09.679 I could just call them as the points come up. 249 00:12:12.320 --> 00:12:17.000 UK No points, honestly, I think they just get on 250 00:12:17.039 --> 00:12:18.480 that you're welcome your vision. 251 00:12:20.120 --> 00:12:21.919 So this is the story about the guy that was 252 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:24.399 on Eurovision that has got interrupted by Grinder. 253 00:12:24.399 --> 00:12:24.879 There wasn't it? 254 00:12:25.080 --> 00:12:27.840 Was it present? I didn't say so he was. He 255 00:12:27.879 --> 00:12:30.600 was getting interviewed and it went off. Yeah, oh my god. 256 00:12:30.679 --> 00:12:32.799 I mean I hope you have like checked and shown 257 00:12:32.840 --> 00:12:35.360 on camera who was popping off. I want to say, 258 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:37.720 don't tease those girls. I want to see what happens 259 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:38.120 in eggs. 260 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:40.399 I have this snaky suspicion, is that gentleman in the 261 00:12:40.399 --> 00:12:42.879 backroom with the big because he looks MISCHIEFDH and Genoa. 262 00:12:42.919 --> 00:12:48.480 I would answer really quickly if that was him, I 263 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:52.240 we're back. It's grinderver going off you with you in 264 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:55.759 an inappropriate situation. I got rid of Grinder a copy 265 00:12:55.840 --> 00:12:57.679 years ago, and I started the prior circle because I 266 00:12:57.720 --> 00:12:59.639 just didn't want it popping popping off during my stets. 267 00:13:00.519 --> 00:13:01.919 No, you can't just mute your phone. 268 00:13:02.039 --> 00:13:04.399 You can mute your phone. That'd be sensible today, the 269 00:13:04.399 --> 00:13:07.000 whole app. It's never got to have a best situation. 270 00:13:07.080 --> 00:13:11.120 I feel like I have had a crazy situation where 271 00:13:11.279 --> 00:13:13.519 I was having a hug up with someone and their 272 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:16.399 boyfriend was calling their phone at the same time. That 273 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:19.120 was an inconvenience and a bit of an or situation. 274 00:13:19.759 --> 00:13:23.799 Yeah, I found the phone and telling to you give 275 00:13:23.840 --> 00:13:24.440 them two minutes. 276 00:13:24.559 --> 00:13:27.840 Yeah, literally, let me get busy, and thanks for telling 277 00:13:27.840 --> 00:13:29.960 me you had a boyfriend in the first place. Thanks so much. Beautiful, 278 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:32.360 But yeah, no embarrassing gind moments. What about you? 279 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:33.440 Always? 280 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:33.960 Really? 281 00:13:34.159 --> 00:13:34.600 Always? 282 00:13:34.639 --> 00:13:37.320 My favorite al was actually in a work interview. So 283 00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:41.080 I was interviewing someone and I normally have my phone 284 00:13:41.159 --> 00:13:43.480 do not disturb. Yeah, I was like chatting away and 285 00:13:43.639 --> 00:13:46.000 they're going, okay, so can you talk about a time when? 286 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:47.879 And then my phone? 287 00:13:48.159 --> 00:13:49.639 Do they know what it was? Because if they knew 288 00:13:49.679 --> 00:13:50.879 it was, I'm like, why do you know where that 289 00:13:50.960 --> 00:13:52.919 sound is? Go on? Where was the job inter before 290 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:55.919 something really gay its center and didn't know what the 291 00:13:55.919 --> 00:13:56.279 sound was. 292 00:13:56.320 --> 00:13:57.399 Didn't know what the sound was. 293 00:13:59.000 --> 00:14:01.080 I've onnaged to pass it off somebody else's phone, which 294 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:01.799 I thought was brilliant. 295 00:14:02.039 --> 00:14:05.519 Who who's stinging off in this? In this music so rude? 296 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:09.480 During my interview, girl to apologize and said, I'm really 297 00:14:09.480 --> 00:14:09.919 sorry about that. 298 00:14:09.919 --> 00:14:11.440 I had to take someone's phone off them before. 299 00:14:12.559 --> 00:14:13.080 I love it. 300 00:14:13.080 --> 00:14:13.879 It's like a lie. 301 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:18.840 We all lie. You got to do. I wonder, you know, 302 00:14:18.840 --> 00:14:22.679 because like Ryland and Scott Mills in the whole commentating this, 303 00:14:23.799 --> 00:14:25.480 I wonder one of their phones could ping off of 304 00:14:25.480 --> 00:14:27.600 the grand and notification that can make history. 305 00:14:27.320 --> 00:14:29.000 What I was going to I think it might might 306 00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:32.879 more likely be Ryland than Scott because Scott's engaged to 307 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:33.720 be marriaged. 308 00:14:34.600 --> 00:14:40.799 Man. Yes happen like that, it can happen. But I 309 00:14:40.799 --> 00:14:42.080 could see Rylan's popping off as. 310 00:14:42.039 --> 00:14:45.360 Well, maybe on scruff as well. 311 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:50.320 Ryland gives me scruff energy for sure, scruff and bumble 312 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:53.320 girly for Ryland. I could see that to gainst you bumble. 313 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:56.919 I don't have bumble, but I've done. 314 00:14:57.519 --> 00:14:59.519 If you don't see my phone, i'd do them all. 315 00:14:59.840 --> 00:15:02.480 Like all mic stating apps review. We say the word 316 00:15:02.519 --> 00:15:07.000 dating very very loosely. I call a networking application. Well, 317 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:09.399 you know you can. I was thinking of probably my 318 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:11.679 new single on Grinder because hell, are what a great 319 00:15:12.039 --> 00:15:17.240 campaign these all? Really, I don't know there was so many. 320 00:15:18.519 --> 00:15:20.279 I need all these so I can make a list 321 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:22.799 of my next single campaign and do little adverts and 322 00:15:22.840 --> 00:15:24.919 all these things because that's my target audience. 323 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:29.200 Hello, what a good idea, What a good idea for being. 324 00:15:32.360 --> 00:15:35.399 Also this week, Lucas Cage only realized he was gay 325 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:39.000 from hooking up with his neighbor Hot. That is like 326 00:15:39.080 --> 00:15:42.720 my dream ideal situation, Mike. He's not an attractive either. No, 327 00:15:42.799 --> 00:15:45.120 he's gorgeous. He's literally gorgeous. And I read in the 328 00:15:45.159 --> 00:15:48.559 story too he was like gaming with his neighbor. I'm 329 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:50.600 not a gaming girl, but the thought of it being 330 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:53.320 oh so cute, honestly, but like the thought of being 331 00:15:53.360 --> 00:15:57.480 with like, you're kind of like hetty bro neighbor. You're 332 00:15:57.480 --> 00:15:59.559 playing video games and you're like I think he said 333 00:15:59.559 --> 00:16:01.000 in the quote, I'm just gonna make it out with 334 00:16:01.080 --> 00:16:03.440 you now, and it just happened. That's giving like a heart 335 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:05.919 stopper esque moment and I think we're all looking. 336 00:16:05.720 --> 00:16:07.799 For that heart stopping slash pawn. 337 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:13.559 Well it's giving part Step after Dark. But what a 338 00:16:13.559 --> 00:16:15.159 hot moment. But I'm not a video game girly, so 339 00:16:15.159 --> 00:16:17.320 I don't know how i'd get into that situation. Netflix, 340 00:16:17.919 --> 00:16:22.159 Netflix and Hill or maybe like let's do karaoke or 341 00:16:22.200 --> 00:16:24.320 like the just Dance app that could be the Just 342 00:16:24.399 --> 00:16:27.080 Dance game. That's how I probably get into it. Maybe 343 00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:28.960 like a Britney song on Just Dance and then it 344 00:16:29.039 --> 00:16:32.320 kind of goes into a home let's hook up? What 345 00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:34.879 were you, honey? You've had like a whole video gaming 346 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:38.399 let's hook up. Experience your video game girly, or I 347 00:16:38.519 --> 00:16:38.919 used to. 348 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:39.879 Be a video game person. 349 00:16:39.960 --> 00:16:41.200 What was your game? Or like choice. 350 00:16:41.559 --> 00:16:43.279 I'm not saying that because people will be going, you're 351 00:16:43.360 --> 00:16:44.320 how old? 352 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:45.879 So is it Simpsonshit and Run? 353 00:16:46.360 --> 00:16:49.080 It's older than that. Really, I had a PS one 354 00:16:49.360 --> 00:16:50.480 when they came out, did you? 355 00:16:51.480 --> 00:16:52.559 I think I had a PS two? 356 00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:56.240 And the generation after he's several generations after me. 357 00:16:59.720 --> 00:17:04.319 Yeah, Crash Banded Bandicoot, Yeah, Grand, Theft Auto on the computer. 358 00:17:04.720 --> 00:17:08.599 I've heard of Grand or the original? Yeah, the j 359 00:17:08.880 --> 00:17:11.519 Grand on a computer? Command and Conquer. 360 00:17:12.680 --> 00:17:15.279 You're not clear that sounds like born to me. Yeah, well, 361 00:17:15.799 --> 00:17:20.400 Command of Conker. Okay, But what was it he was 362 00:17:20.400 --> 00:17:22.680 in recently that I watched? Is it white? 363 00:17:23.559 --> 00:17:26.279 No, there's something else in the white load wave thing 364 00:17:26.359 --> 00:17:29.839 he did? Oh, the dead the dead Boy thing, the Dead. 365 00:17:29.720 --> 00:17:31.920 Boy Dead Boy Agency. 366 00:17:32.400 --> 00:17:36.640 Yeah, Dead Boy Dead Boy Detective Agency. Yeah. On Netflix. 367 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:42.759 It's about two very very queer esque ghosts. Queer ghosts, 368 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:46.920 queer esque ghost and the other ones from the turn 369 00:17:46.960 --> 00:17:50.359 of the nineteen hundreds, who's like gay but can't say it, 370 00:17:50.400 --> 00:17:51.480 falls in love and he's. 371 00:17:51.319 --> 00:17:54.000 The cat king, the cat king. What that cat king? 372 00:17:54.119 --> 00:17:55.440 Cat king cats? 373 00:17:55.559 --> 00:17:58.880 Yeah, all right, And he basically has like cat eyes 374 00:17:58.920 --> 00:18:01.160 in and his hair slipped back and his chest out 375 00:18:01.240 --> 00:18:04.119 and like a fur coat on, and he's. 376 00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:09.079 Kind of getting fairry. I've never had a caking in 377 00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:09.559 my life. 378 00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:10.519 Oh no, he was. 379 00:18:10.680 --> 00:18:10.960 He was. 380 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:12.519 He was not on an attractive show. 381 00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:14.319 We say, well, I'm gonna go watch I want to 382 00:18:14.359 --> 00:18:14.680 get harm. 383 00:18:14.839 --> 00:18:16.759 Yes, there was the reason why I watched that in bed. 384 00:18:17.599 --> 00:18:19.599 I bet there was. He is. He went out with 385 00:18:20.000 --> 00:18:24.720 Kim Kardashian's like Beastie, didn't the makeup artists, Yeah, exact 386 00:18:24.720 --> 00:18:27.000 the one he married, Yes, they married and then they 387 00:18:27.000 --> 00:18:32.599 divorced real quick. Kennedy turned around. Yeah for sure. The 388 00:18:32.680 --> 00:18:34.079 thing about I could say about head, but I'm not 389 00:18:34.160 --> 00:18:34.400 going to. 390 00:18:37.319 --> 00:18:37.880 Beheaded people. 391 00:18:37.960 --> 00:18:40.599 Well actually yeah, he loved a bit of beheading off 392 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:46.599 with his head. Well yeah, here's welcome. And that's all 393 00:18:46.640 --> 00:18:47.640 from the Showman's nails. 394 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:51.400 Perfect. Thank you very much, smashed me. Always nice to 395 00:18:51.480 --> 00:18:58.000 know that you know someone's getting head at pairing my 396 00:18:58.160 --> 00:19:00.400 arms you like, you know what I'm an up. 397 00:19:02.440 --> 00:19:03.240 Just because I'm all. 398 00:19:04.880 --> 00:19:06.920 I was making a fisting reference. I'm coming up next 399 00:19:06.920 --> 00:19:08.119 to we half our game of the week. 400 00:19:21.240 --> 00:19:23.160 You're watching you in the cud and this week we're 401 00:19:23.160 --> 00:19:25.640