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Speaker 1: Good morning from hell. It's you're good freaking Clayton.

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Speaker 2: Here is my sidekick, my trustee, trustee sidekick, Chris Chris So.

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Speaker 3: I died about a year ago, and my eternal punishment

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is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in

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the afterlife. And my associate here, the brother of Satan,

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recently dubbed the Secretary of War.

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Speaker 1: Under the new regime. And hell, how's that going well?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, we're sending spies up every day,

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but they keep they keep getting captured and either killed

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or sent back down. I think it's because the giant

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horns they're very hard to conceal, and then as soon

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as you try to chop them off or shave them off,

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they grow back.

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Speaker 1: So it's quite frustrating it. You know.

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Speaker 2: Those also the wings that we're equipping them with. You

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got to understand, our military budget not the best. So

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you know, the wings that they keep getting getting strapped on,

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they just keep breaking, and you know they stand out

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like a sore thumb around the angels.

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Speaker 1: You know, the white flowy gowns. All of ours are.

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Speaker 2: Kind of dirty and have like piss stains and stuff.

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It's it's really it's tough. It's a tough job.

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Speaker 1: Chris. Have you tried like a long, long, really long

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oval halo, you know that could hide the horns? Not

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gonna write that down. That's actually a great idea.

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Speaker 2: Normally you have shit ideas, but at this point, anything anything,

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I'll take anything.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, this this is why we pay

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you the big bucks.

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Speaker 2: This is why you're my my secretary of secretary of war.

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Speaker 1: I'm an idea man.

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Speaker 2: You're an idea boy. You're not an idea man. You're

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not you're not quite man yet. Well, speaking of you know,

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being the Secretary of War for Hell, a lot of

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things fall under my jurisdiction. So you know that includes

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the Hell Marines, the Hell Army, the Hell Navy. You know,

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they have battleships out on on the lot of rivers

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and stuff. It's pretty actually pretty tight to see. We

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also have the Hell Space Force. It's it's a recent

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development that we're still kind of in the in the

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early stages of working on, but we're making strides every day,

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bigger and bigger strikes. Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's it's

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a pretty good way of kind of distracting people from

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other huge, glaring issues. That it might be going wrong

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with you know, your administration, but you just you just

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say something like space wars.

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Speaker 1: Look look over here, Hey, hey, hey, hey, look over here,

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look space Wars. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, we get a kind of free reign

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from President Gambo to kind of do whatever we want.

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And that's why I'm proud to announce that we are

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going to be launching a man to the moon.

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Speaker 1: Chris, We're going to be launching a man to the

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moon from Hell.

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Speaker 2: You know, Chris, how how the US has astronauts and

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then the Russians they have cosmonauts. Yeah, well, Chris, we

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have demonauts. That's that's our that's our new space man.

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Speaker 1: Space demon. Okay, demonts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm going to bring on Hell's first and

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number one DeMont you might know personally. Let's go ahead,

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and Neil, hello, thank you all for having me here today. Wow,

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Neil Armstrong, of course you're not you're not a demon,

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but man, you are definitely We're an astronaut.

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Speaker 1: It's an honor to meet you.

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Speaker 3: Well, you don't know my whole story, so let's let's

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hold off on the demon stuff. But hey, it's a

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great to meet christ Chris Chris Chris not Christ often confused. So, wow,

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I didn't know you were in hell? How did you

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end up in hell? A bit of a prankster, you know,

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I was the first one to step on the moon,

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and I said that the whole great line, that's one

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small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Totally

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that was supposed to be Buzz. That was his line actually,

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of course, but I, uh, oh shit, just kind of

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pushed him out of the way, still his line and

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jumped in there. But I'm I'm a pretty big prankster.

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Buzz and I get along real great. He's such an asshole,

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he's a real jerk. Well, I have to say, Neil,

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we were super lucky to have you. I mean it,

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it is pretty funny because I think Buzz Aldrin he

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got his name legally changed.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you think about Buzz.

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Speaker 2: That's like the name of the future, that's the him

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of a space man, the first man to step on

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the moon. And then you're just like, fuck you, I'm Neil,

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get out of the way, nerd, and and we left,

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uh full move, you know, our third back there.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Chris got quiz for you. Yeah, it was the

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third astronaut there, Chris. Oh, okay, I'm gonna quickly steal

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Clayton's laptop.

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Speaker 1: Michael Collins. Did you just use hell Google? Wow, this

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is what will be working with. Yeah, he just used

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hell Google. Yeah, it's just Google.

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Speaker 2: Down here, Chris, that's an American legend that you're you

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you failed to remember. I mean, that's like if there

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was a Mount Rushmore on the Moon, which there is

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Speaker 1: First Oh yeah, sorry I said that first man. Is

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he cool? Cl Clayton? Is he cool? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, I mean I didn't vouch

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for him. He's fine, but I mean, you know, I

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don't think he's a spy, but yeah, he doesn't know

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the full story.

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Speaker 1: I think I think you gotta break it to him.

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But when you're in my time, they're all spies.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, wait, Chris, I need to

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sit down. Wait wait wait, okay, stand up, stand up,

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I'm sitting Okay. I just I just need you to

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change your your your perspective. Okay, go ahead and set up.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Can I sit down now I'm counting? Or do

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I stay standing?

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Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead and sit back down? All right, Okay,

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so you know the rumor, the myth that the moon

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landing was fake. Wait, you're a fuck it. The moon

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landing was fake. We definitely we went to space. Come on, Chris,

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don't be an idiot. Okay, don't get hurt of Sorry,

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of course the sorry. It's just there's a lot of

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conspiracy theories that the loop moon landing was fake.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, no way, that's true. I want

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to go ahead. I'm gonna let you know.

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Speaker 3: I know you didn't get a medal from Nixon, which

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he probably could.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure he's down here somewhere. Yeah, he's been on

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the show a couple of times. Actually, the hands about

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like candy. You gotta be careful of Nixon there, they're

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probably chocolate. I'm ready to let you into the inner circle, Chris.

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So I'm going to dispel a couple of myths for you.

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We went to the moon, myself, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins.

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We flew out of space and we landed on moon too. Huh,

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what there's Earth has two moons?

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Speaker 3: Well what's actually uh, well, you see what you say

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like that it sounds more like a Star Wars thing,

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and that's that's a whole bunch of gobbledygoogh.

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Speaker 1: Chris, what he's trying to.

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Speaker 2: Say is the moon landing in the Moon mission itself,

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that was all real. It's the moon that that's the

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that's the fake thing, you understand.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, go ahead? Chris asked me what happened to

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the moon? Ask me what happened to Moon one?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead? Wait?

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Speaker 3: Wait wait the moon is fake? Well, I'm just sorry,

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I'm not getting this.

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Speaker 1: What what part is fake?

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Speaker 3: Well, Chris, there was a moon that we now have

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to call Moon one.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 3: And then the goddamn soviets came in, uh huh, and

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now we've got Moon two?

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Speaker 1: What Wait? What happened to Moon one? Do they teach

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anything in schools anymore? I just don't.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, down here in the hell, we don't have astrology.

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Speaker 1: We just have ass trilogy.

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Speaker 2: It's it was all just a joke, but it kind

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of stuck because our education systems kind of, you know,

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but they don't learn about astrology.

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Speaker 3: You get a telescope and you look really close at

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all the different ridges of the asshole. It kind of

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looks like a crater. And the moon in a way.

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But yeah, all right, well, Chris, you know about obviously

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you know about Laika, the Soviet dog, the space dog

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that went to space. Huh oh yeah yeah, the dog

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they sent to space. Yeah yeah, yeah, that definitely was real.

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Welllka wasn't a dog, Chrisika was a bomb, likea The

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space dog was like the space bomb.

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Speaker 1: Wait, as in, they strapped a bomb to the dog. No, Chris,

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that's fucked up.

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Speaker 3: No, it's they just they said it was a dog

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and they did some very great animatronics. Actually they used

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the same technique on Jurassic Park. Oh, but which I

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haven't seen because I don't believe in dinosaurs. But the

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Soviets they knew they couldn't beat Old Neil in a

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space race.

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Speaker 1: So what do they do?

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Speaker 3: They blow up the moon? Huh with a space dog bomb?

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like a scorched Earth policy, but it

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was a scorched Moon policy. But instead of a scorched moon,

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they just obliterated the moon right before it blew up.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, wait, wait, but how do you wouldn't people

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Speaker 1: Well, that's why we had to get Moon two up there. Oh,

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from I understanding it was. It was a top secret mission.

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Speaker 2: They had to rebuild the moon, you know, without anybody noticing.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know how you guys pulled it off.

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Speaker 2: Heel.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's it took a lot. I mean, Chris,

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think about it this way. My mission, uh huh, the

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greatest mission Mankind's ever done. Apollo eleven nineteen sixty nine.

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Speaker 1: Nice, Uh huh? What do you think Apollo won? And ten?

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Were Moon too? Moontoo construction rebuilt?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, it's uh, oh my god, it's pretty crazy.

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the sky or the fact that there was no moon

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for nine years?

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Speaker 2: They were airing really good episodes of the Twilight Zone,

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so everybody was super distracted.

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Speaker 3: That was actually why the twilet zone was invented. Oh,

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whilight Zone. Think about it, Oh, Chris, think about this.

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Have you ever seen a picture before let's say, nineteen

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fifty five. Have you ever seen a photograph from before then?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a cloud in one of those?

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I assume so, but do you know so exactly? No

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clouds were invented by the American government to hide the

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moon until we built Moon two. Oh it feels so

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good to say out loud. Wait what oh wait wait wait,

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clouds you're free.

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Speaker 1: Got that off your chest.

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Speaker 3: The US government made up clouds to hide the Moon exploding.

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Speaker 1: That was a good little pun. Made up clouds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know in the US government strategically went in

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even like old paintings, they went in and added clouds,

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all because they couldn't be clods were around before the

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good ol'neil and a race.

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Speaker 3: They're too afraid. So what kind of bomb? Was it

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a dog bomb? But like, was it a nuclear? They

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nuked the moon? Well, they didn't just nuke Moon one,

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Moon one and Moon two so that we don't confuse

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the uh moon the listeners.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry. It wasn't just a nuke.

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Speaker 3: It was all of the nukes, huh, every one of

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them all. Oh yeah, it was pretty crazy. And now

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now there's no nukes to uh dropping the The US

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made hurricanes and get rid of them. It's a shame.

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It's such a good idea. Wait, wait what the US made? Well,

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US makes hurricanes. Okay, yeah, okay, Chris let's see. So

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let's use some logic here. Okay, Oh yeah, he doesn't

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he doesn't know, Neil, Yeah, you go ahead and tell him.

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one being missing.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: Hurricanes are angry clouds. Huh, the clouds. Clouds are an

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accidental offshoot of the clouds.

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Speaker 1: It's all, it's all coming together. Huh. It's it's weird

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how it fits so well.

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Speaker 3: And then because there's no more nukes left from the

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Soviets blowing up the moon, now we can't drop new

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in the man made American maid hurricanes and blow them up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy, it's crazy. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And they lost total control of the weather machine. I mean,

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it's on the loose. It's just yeah, starting hurricanes.

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Speaker 3: So it's kind of like the old woman who swallowed

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a fly thing and it just keeps getting out of control.

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Speaker 1: Fuck are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Okay, never in mind, So going back to nuking the moon,

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how did you build a new moon? Well, you know, Chris,

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a lot of great minds, my associates, you know, Tom

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Hanks was obviously involved. But here's people think we went through.

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Speaker 1: The trouble to fake the Moon landing. That's ridiculous. Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: We did, however, create a time machine to bring it

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James Cameron from the future and digitally recreate and then

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three D print Moon too.

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Speaker 1: James Cameron did all that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Why do you think it's taken so long

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for Avis Haartoo to come out?

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Speaker 1: This is the time period we took him from. Oh

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my god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh so, and he's been back. I mean, have

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you seen a recent interview with Jane Cameron.

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Speaker 1: What do you think he's doing.

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Speaker 2: Do you think he's remastering True Lives for Blu Ray? No,

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he's making Moon two back in the sixties. Chris, Chris,

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when you're hanging out with James Cameron, I have ever

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noticed that he looks up at the Moon sometimes and

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weeps because he knows.

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Speaker 1: I don't hang out with them often.

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Speaker 2: But Chris, how do you think that the plot of

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Terminator became a thing?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: You know, things moving in and out of time travel? Okay,

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that does make sense. Yeah, this does make sense. Yeah,

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So what is it made out of? How do you

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what did you three D printed out of?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So we we three D printed the Moon with a

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very special filment. What do you think we use, Chris,

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what do you think holds up in those elements? I

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mean plastic, some sort of fiber carbon. I mean, it's

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not like it's cheese.

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Speaker 1: Why'd you laugh?

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Speaker 3: Space craft? Think about it? Huh, think about it. Cheese

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is the only thing that holds up in space like that.

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Speaker 2: You're telling me that cheese. Yeah, Chris, it's made of cheese.

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The whole moon is made of cheese. All the rumors

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are true. There was a leak at NASA and everybody

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found out that the moon is in fact made of cheese.

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Speaker 1: Chris. Have you ever seen a Kraft single go moldy? Yeah? Yeah, no,

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I don't even know why it's wrapped up in plastic.

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Nobody knows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, the craft cheese could protect the plastic. They

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should have put the cheese around the plastic to protect

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the plastic.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me the moon is made of craft cheese.

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Speaker 3: Craft cheese, and that we fill in any craters that

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we don't want with an ample amount of miracle whip

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mayonnaise a pair as well, Oh yeah, delicious.

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Speaker 2: And they have different craters made of different things. You know,

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you got the pepper Jack crater and then the Parmesan Mountain.

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You know, there's all sorts of cheeses up there, but

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it's all craft.

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Speaker 1: It smells terrible. Yeah, why do you think they're wearing

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space suits? Chris?

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Speaker 3: What did you breathe up the smell? There's tons of oxygen. Yeah,

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it's like the cheese smell. That's the only reason.

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Speaker 1: That just seems like a lot of those are very thick,

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very thick cheese. Cheese. Yeah, there's the core is very

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stinky cheese, Chris.

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Speaker 3: It's blue cheese, you know, And that's what makes any

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good salad stinky. This just seems like a lot of

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a lot, are you I mean all of Are you

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fucking with me?

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Speaker 2: No, we're not fucking with you, Chris. I mean the

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answers have been in front of you all along, right, Neil.

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I mean, it's not my fault that everybody spells craft wrong.

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In spacecraft, yeah, it's supposed to be with a k. Wait,

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what the cheese? Yeah, spacecraft? So are those made out

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of cheese too?

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Speaker 1: Chris? Don't be silly, Okay, I'm not. I refuse to

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tell you what they're made out of.

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Speaker 3: I'm letting you into a lot here right now, Chris.

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But there's got to be some limits somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, topsy gret. But if if it's cheese, can you wink?

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Speaker 3: Actually, the one side effect that space does have on

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the body is you lose the ability to wink. Huh,

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it's pretty sad. Actually, Oh yeah, what do you think

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he's been putting on? I drops you can't even blink?

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Speaker 1: Poor?

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Speaker 2: Yeah I was I thought you were just that stinky

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cheese got through his space suit and now his eyes

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are just locked open.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Sorry, I thought you were just intense. No. Oh,

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I just couldn't help myself and I had to sample

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the cheese. So the Russians blew up the moon, you

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all replaced it. What did the rustlace do? Moon one? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so they blew up Moon one, and then you

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replaced at the moon too. Then what happened, Well, race

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was back on. I don't Niel's not one to back down.

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We figured out the terms and we went right back

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to the race. Wait, the space race. But did if

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you'd already went to the moon, what were you racing

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to do? No, no, no, no, no, we're settling this on

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the streets. What it's It's as simple as it sounds.

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We got in our spacecraft. We found a good quarter

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mile uh huh, and we drag raced the fuck out

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of them. But you're talking about the space race? Was

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a drag race? Yeah, yeah, I mean it's you can't

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really I mean the I I was about to say,

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it's on two different sides of the planet, but that's

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a whole other can of worms we'll get into in

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a second. But uh, you know, we can't really hit

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the moon at the same time. It isn't make a

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lot of sense. So yeah, we did a really sick

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drag race and I don't even know what so it

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was in there, but uh totally bodied them and they

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hit a wall doing a buck twenty, just like Luda

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in a Too Fast, Too Furious a movie I haven't seen.

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But uh, unlike Luda, Uh huh, they super died and

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we won.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I believe it was. It was Vladimir Komarov

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is who you killed.

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Speaker 2: And that's sick fucking I mean you you popped the

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nitrous ox side.

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Speaker 1: That guy didn't stand a chance. He was just in

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the dust, thank you. It was. It was all thanks

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to perfect timing.

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Speaker 2: Meal.

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Speaker 3: I'll give him some credit. Give him some credit here

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and there. So wait, the space race was just a

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drag race? What it just up in the in space

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like in the middle of nowhere? Like how did you

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bump when you say you bumped into it? Like or

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you'll just like crashing into each other in space? Or

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is this on the moon? Neither neither, Chris. All right,

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I wasn't sure if I was going to get into

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this then where was it? Well, Chris, I need you

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to I need you to look at mir right now,

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I mean, and.

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Speaker 1: I won't uh huh, yeah, you're not blinking.

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Speaker 3: I can't thank you for bringing up all right, go

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ahead and sit down and stop standing.

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Speaker 1: You're weird.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, okay, sorry you told me to stand. Yeah,

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you see this whole time, it's been really weird. So

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you believe me, right, you believe me. We went to

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the moon moon one, that's not fake. You believe me.

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I guess, thank you, thank you. I mean, I don't

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know why you would lie to me. So yeah, yeah,

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we went to the flat side of the world, Chris.

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We went we went to the flat Earth. What wait,

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there's another Earth that's where we raced. Well, it's more

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the other side. It's like a you know, like a

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ritz Cracker has got the bumpy side and then the

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flat side.

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Speaker 1: What yeah? What the Earth flat? Wait? Wait the e flat? What? Yeah? Yeah,

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that's on the other side of the Earth is where

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all the good drag racing happens.

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Speaker 2: Chris. It's nice and smooth. It's no bumps in the roads.

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No clouds, yeah, definitely, no clouds.

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Speaker 1: The Earth. You're fucking with me. The Earth is The

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Earth isn't flat, Chris?

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Speaker 2: Come on, Chris, Sweet sweet, Chris, Sweet sweet Chris, Boy

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my Chris.

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Speaker 1: What do you think pac Man was alluding to? You know?

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Then it all all leads to this, It all leads

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to this.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe after everything I've told you that that's

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the one you can't believe. So you went up to

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space and it's it's just like a quarter, like a

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big flat thing with a dome. H that's it, Chris.

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I want you to reach behind your ear you feel

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that quarter that I put there when you weren't looking.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh. That's pretty impressive. Right, Is this a globe?

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That's what they really look like? Yeah? Oh my god,

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I know. So they're right. All the flat earthers are right, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, right for the wrong reasons. They're trying to do

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the math behind it, and you know they it's just

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one of those things where they came across the right answer,

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but they didn't show the right work, so you know,

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oh yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: So they still fill their math exactly. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What other kind of activities go on the flat side

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of earth? Neil Hey Clayton, that's a great question.

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Speaker 3: You know those carts that AKIA have that just glide

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real nice everywhere everywhere, No whiles in sight, though, Oh yeah,

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nice and smooth, noiles inside. I went down there, I

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was in heaven obviously, wasn't cut out for that because

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of all the lying I did to the people for

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the real reason.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, you know, a lot of gambling, gambling gambling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the dice of casinos.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of this side of the earth, let's

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call it bumpy earth, a lot of imperceivable little bumps

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and crevices, even on the flattest table on the flat,

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flat earth on the underside smooth. There's a baby's flat

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ass as a white baby's ass flat ass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. A baby that doesn't work out doesn't do leg days,

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that's right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So if the Earth is flat and Hell's underneath

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the Earth's crust, Where's Hell?

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Speaker 1: Cleon, you wanna take this one? How is Hell?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Of course of course.

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Speaker 2: So you remember in school, Chris, those uncrustable PB and j's,

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you know what, No, yeah, the uncrustable PB and j's.

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It's kind of like a like a saucer shaped.

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Speaker 1: Thing, you know, does this kid anything?

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Speaker 2: And it's got like and it They say that it

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doesn't have crust, but it still has crust. Anyways, we're

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we're like, I don't think he does. But basically like

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hell is Hell is? Like right, it's like the peanut

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butter and the jelly and the incrustable peb and jays.

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You know, we're right there in the middle or the

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stuffing where the cream fill. Yeah, I want to be clear.

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Oh maybe this will help clear it up. You know

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what I realized where the confusion is the earth is flat,

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but it's thick, yes, yes, yeah. Think of it like

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a Detroit style pizza. It's like a big thick chonky pizza. Okay,

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and Hell's kind of like the sauce. Yeah, but oh boy,

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you do not want to get into what's on the

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rim of the Earth because it's it's not still prow

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your mind.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what what's what's on the rim? We're not allowed

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to say. I can't. We can't tell you.

467
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Speaker 3: You gotta you know, you got to earn that that

468
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absurd moon two and a half clear?

469
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Speaker 1: I should have said that. Sorry, Oh shit, So it's okay,

470
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,559
wait wait two and a half clear? How many now,

471
00:20:54,599 --> 00:20:57,119
don't worry about what moon on? Moon on? Okay?

472
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Speaker 2: So, Neil, you know, like I was saying in the

473
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beginning of the episode, Hell has its own space program.

474
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Speaker 1: We've got our Space Force.

475
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Speaker 2: So you know, tell me tell us about like some

476
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:08,799
of the things that you've been working on for Hell

477
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:09,519
Space Force.

478
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Speaker 3: Well, you know, like Clayton here said, we're working on

479
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getting to Moon. I'll go ahead and call it too

480
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for now, but you know after that there, Hey, Chris,

481
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,079
can I actually can I talk to you for a second.

482
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,480
It's an embarrassing Yeah, we we're still we've been talking

483
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this whole time. I actually, uh, I've been talking kind

484
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of like around you, But now I'm gonna talk to you.

485
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Speaker 1: He won't. He won't stop talking about uranus or my ais.

486
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Speaker 3: Now I understand why you two get along. No, he's

487
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he wants to go to the planet Uranus.

488
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Speaker 1: Neil, just still work clear. I am also two feet away.

489
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Speaker 2: From you and can hear everything you're saying, Yes, Uranus's

490
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I don't see whether that's so absurd.

491
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Speaker 1: Of course, we've got to go to Uranus.

492
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Speaker 2: I get that, Clayton. Uh huh, I really do we

493
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have to be the first people to Uranus?

494
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Speaker 1: Do you have to boop my butthole like the Pillsbury doll.

495
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Speaker 3: Boy every time you say Uranus? Though it's getting really uncomfortable. Yes,

496
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of course I want to get to Uranus. I'm wanna

497
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be the first one there. I want it to be.

498
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Speaker 2: Untouched, spotless, possibly bleached, and I want to I want

499
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to stand over it, and I want to spit on it,

500
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and I want to claim it.

501
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Speaker 1: As my own. All right, that's what we should be

502
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doing for Uranus. Uh.

503
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Speaker 2: We need to go up there with our space instruments

504
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and we need to start prodding around and exploring, all right,

505
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because that's our that's.

506
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Speaker 1: Our double given right.

507
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Speaker 3: It'll be my first time to go to Uranus. But uh,

508
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I hope it really is one small step and maybe

509
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we can make it a tiny leap for demon kind.

510
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Speaker 1: Because I could use some training. Yeah, so all you

511
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gotta do is relax.

512
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Speaker 2: Okay, that's the key one coming to Uranus is you

513
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just gotta just gotta breathe.

514
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Speaker 1: How are you gonna get to your Urinus from hell? Though?

515
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Speaker 3: You know what for the first time, Chris, that's a

516
00:22:56,799 --> 00:23:00,680
great question. We've developed our own spacecraft, demoncraft, very similar

517
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to the American version, except we were instructed to paint

518
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it red and paint flames on the side and add

519
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,480
some problematically unaero dynamic horns to it.

520
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Speaker 2: Listen, it's it's very cool looking. And of course it's

521
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named the Red Rock. That's just an obvious one. To

522
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,920
be fair, that one was my idea. I'llow it up

523
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to that.

524
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Speaker 1: So you're gonna blast.

525
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Speaker 3: You're gonna get that red rocket all the way into Uranus.

526
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Speaker 1: We can't go too fast.

527
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Speaker 3: We got to take our time, and that's why we're

528
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going to slowly drill through the crust, through the meat

529
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of the crust, through that thick, thick earth, come out

530
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:47,440
in the Bermuda triangle. Yeah, because no one's gonna play anything.

531
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Weird happened there and uh go, you know, knock on cheese.

532
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We'll blash straight past the moon into youranus. Wait, sorry

533
00:23:58,279 --> 00:24:01,319
you said this this is a with are you wait?

534
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:03,799
Are you telling? Are you telling me? This desk is

535
00:24:03,839 --> 00:24:07,559
made of cheese too? Sniff the desk, Chris, get get

536
00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:14,240
real closer. We had a lot of extra cheese. Oh yeah,

537
00:24:14,279 --> 00:24:16,119
a lot of extra cheese. I don't even want to

538
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:17,680
know what else is made of cheese. At this point,

539
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,559
it's easier to try and figure out what's not made

540
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:22,039
of cheese. Don't look in the mirror, That's all I'm saying.

541
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That's classic. No, so, Chris.

542
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got like a really big drill. I mean,

543
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,039
you know, like the power drills you had back on Earth. Yeah,

544
00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:33,160
I think of that, but like twice as big, and

545
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,079
we have one of those attached to the very tip

546
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,279
of the It's it's pretty big, but they have to

547
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attached to the tip of the space ship. They're gonna

548
00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:43,880
hopefully launch straight up into the air, drill right through

549
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,000
that crust, and then they're then they're off to the races,

550
00:24:46,079 --> 00:24:46,480
off to the.

551
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Speaker 3: Space space Race two or three. Yeah, yeah, but this

552
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,359
one's an actual race. Yeah, to get to Wait, who

553
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,319
are you racing agains? Who are we racing against? I've

554
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,279
just been doing this for the fun. Oh that's right, that's.

555
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,319
Speaker 1: Right, that's right. Heaven.

556
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're war boys where war we gotta we gotta win.

557
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: So oh yeah, I have full faith.

558
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 2: In Neil's ability to exciting the mission today. In fact,

559
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,599
how are you feeling about that? And this is one

560
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of your one of the last things you're gonna be

561
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,319
doing down here, you know, before you launch, so like

562
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,599
you know, pre flight jitters.

563
00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 1: How are you feeling?

564
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Speaker 3: Uh, honestly, just more nauseous. I did eat a lot

565
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,039
of cheese. It's kind of my my vice. I am

566
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,839
incredibly lactose intolerant.

567
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Speaker 2: So well, I mean, you can't beat that cheese that

568
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,119
you got up on the moon. You've just been chasing,

569
00:25:37,559 --> 00:25:40,160
chasing that high ever since, you know, ever since sixty

570
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nine when you had the good, good cheese.

571
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,079
Speaker 1: It's nothing's been the same.

572
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 2: You know.

573
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Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll I'll buy a single craft single and just cry,

574
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just cry.

575
00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 1: Use it as like.

576
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 3: Tissue paper or clearly we've demonstrated as multiple uses, and

577
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,839
the closer it can be to my body, the better. Yeah, Okay,

578
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,119
I'm hoping to stop by the moon and make a

579
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,799
cheese angel on the way, because once again, you can

580
00:26:02,799 --> 00:26:03,400
totally breathe it.

581
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 2: They're super easy except for the cheese party. Oh boy, wow,

582
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,319
look at the time. You know what, uh, Neil, I

583
00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:10,839
think it's I think it's about ready to go. I

584
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,319
think your mission's about to start. I think the rockets

585
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,200
all fuel and ready to go. Yes, sir, got the

586
00:26:15,559 --> 00:26:19,200
cheese and the tank. Cheese in my tank. I'm ready

587
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to do this.

588
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Speaker 1: Chris. Uh huh, I don't like you very much. Well,

589
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,880
thank you. It's an honor for you, for you, for you,

590
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,559
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get out all yeah. Hey,

591
00:26:28,599 --> 00:26:29,599
I'll uh.

592
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:33,039
Speaker 3: For mee see on the other side of the specifically

593
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flat Earth.

594
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Speaker 2: All right, Satan speed Neil, You're gonna do great things,

595
00:26:37,559 --> 00:26:40,599
all right? All right there he goes. Wow, what a

596
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,240
brave American slash hell hero that we've got there.

597
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,519
Speaker 1: I can't so he's going all the way to your anus.

598
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,640
Yeah about that.

599
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 2: So, Chris, you know how you're talking about like the

600
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dog and how the Soviets were nuking Moon one.

601
00:26:53,599 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, Neil over there, he's he's like it too.

602
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Speaker 2: What Yeah, so the red rocket's actually a ton of

603
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:03,319
nuclear blood's just jammed into one rocket. Yeah, I didn't

604
00:27:03,319 --> 00:27:05,000
have the heart to tell him. He's we're gonna be

605
00:27:05,079 --> 00:27:07,599
launching him straight up to Heaven. We're gonna try to

606
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,799
new Kevin. You know, we're gonna come out of the gates,

607
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,279
you know, running on this war with Heaven.

608
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,279
Speaker 3: So you know we need someone to guide the rocket. Wait,

609
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,839
coming out of Hell's gates or Heaven's skates.

610
00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:19,799
Speaker 2: Uh, well, we don't want to talk about Heaven's skate

611
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:25,640
because it's okay, crazy colt okay. But yeah, oh hey,

612
00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:27,640
oh Neil, are you come in?

613
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: Heil?

614
00:27:28,039 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 3: Yes?

615
00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: Did you do you do anything in the ship? Seems

616
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,759
a little something seems a little a little different about it.

617
00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:33,599
Speaker 3: Heavier?

618
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 2: No, I mean no, no, I mean that's just all

619
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,319
the fuel because you're gonna need a lot of fuel

620
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:39,079
to get to your ainus.

621
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 1: So you know, extra feel that makes That makes a

622
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,599
lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense.

623
00:27:43,599 --> 00:27:46,279
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he's trapped in. You're feeling good and you're in.

624
00:27:46,319 --> 00:27:47,519
You're in your rocket ship.

625
00:27:47,559 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 3: Strapped in, strapped on, ready to I'm ready to get

626
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,200
to your anus.

627
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 2: All right, Well, Chris, you put your hand over that button.

628
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,759
That's the launch button. I'm gonna put you in charge

629
00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:59,519
of that, and I'm gonna give the countdown whenever you're ready.

630
00:27:59,599 --> 00:28:06,079
Speaker 3: Neil, okay, Neil, uh, good luck, Nil you ready, Chris, huh?

631
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: I want you salute. Stand up again. All right, I'm

632
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,440
saluting Chris.

633
00:28:10,519 --> 00:28:13,839
Speaker 2: All right, So okay, standing, okay, Here we go, launching

634
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,880
in five four three.

635
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:22,759
Speaker 1: Two one launch launch, We have launch. Look at him.

636
00:28:22,759 --> 00:28:27,359
Go oh, whoa, whoa, he's going, Melo, you're almost there.

637
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,000
You're almost to the crust. You're about to hit the crust.

638
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:35,400
Turn on your drill, Turn on your drill. It's going

639
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:40,240
those goes. It's drilling. Wow, that's it's it's put your

640
00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:44,720
snow at all. Okay, We're we're almost through the crust here.

641
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:50,000
How's it going? Oh this is great. Oh this brings

642
00:28:50,039 --> 00:28:55,279
me back sixty nine. Nice. All right, Oh, we're through.

643
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,920
I'm heading out there. We're getting We're almost in the atmosphere.

644
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:08,960
What what's the Chris? Oh he exploded, he exploded.

645
00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh, he popped a hole into the surface

646
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,720
of the earth and the water is coming down.

647
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:19,279
Speaker 1: Oh quick, there's a giant waterfall. We're gonna need a

648
00:29:19,319 --> 00:29:26,119
huge Oh god, Neila, I don't know.

649
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 2: He's definitely sorry all right for those of you that

650
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,039
are listening.

651
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,759
Speaker 1: Uh, you'll just popped a hole under the surface and

652
00:29:32,759 --> 00:29:35,480
make it through the crust. First crust. He didn't make

653
00:29:35,519 --> 00:29:38,039
it through the crust. The nuclear bomb exploded. Now the

654
00:29:38,039 --> 00:29:41,119
Bermuda Triangle, all the oceans just coming into Hell. We

655
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,359
we gotta wrap this up, Chris, we gotta wrap all right.

656
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 3: Well. Uh, be sure to follow us on social at

657
00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:50,759
at Morning from Hell. You can find pictures and illustrations

658
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:53,599
of every episode, and you can send questions to Clayton

659
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,480
for us to answer, and be sure to give us

660
00:29:55,519 --> 00:29:58,279
a review and tell your friends, tell someone who.

661
00:29:58,519 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: Uh, Okay, sorry, I gotta go. All right, Chris, we

662
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,160
got it. We gotta plug the hole with cheese.

663
00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 3: Christ We this home, he Clay, thank you Carrie Shawcross

664
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,559
for coming on as Neil Armstrong. We've worked with Carrie

665
00:30:17,599 --> 00:30:21,079
for a very very long time. Carrie, what do you do.

666
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:21,519
Speaker 1: At Ruster T?

667
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 3: Well, Hey, I just want to say thanks for having me.

668
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,000
I appreciate I've been one just for a long time.

669
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,759
Show aside, y'all are some of my favorite people, so

670
00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:35,440
I appreciate having the honor of being in Hell with you. Yeah,

671
00:30:35,559 --> 00:30:38,039
I work on Ruby. I'm the showrunner. I'm one of

672
00:30:38,079 --> 00:30:41,480
the episode directors and co writers. We've got Volume eight

673
00:30:41,599 --> 00:30:43,440
might actually already be out at this point, so if

674
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,559
you want to check that out, we would appreciate it.

675
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,559
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

676
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,519
Speaker 3: I'm sure most everyone obviously listening has heard of Ruby,

677
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:52,640
but if you haven't watched it, you should definitely check

678
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:52,920
it out.

679
00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful show and it's partially made by this

680
00:30:56,759 --> 00:31:01,440
beautiful boy and a team of other brilliant writers and directors.

681
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,440
And I'm so proud of our animation team because Ruby's

682
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,519
been kicking so much ass.

683
00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's uh, it's been. It's been not the

684
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,359
best working from home, but we've made it work. And uh,

685
00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:13,279
I'm super proud of the season. Everybody's done a really

686
00:31:13,279 --> 00:31:17,319
great job dealing with the hell that we've been placed in.

687
00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:20,440
Get it, yeah, Dale like hell jokes, We make them

688
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:20,920
all the time.

689
00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: That's podcast about them.

690
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,599
Speaker 2: Uh So, Carrie, outside of Ruby, where can our listeners

691
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,119
find you?

692
00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: On? Like social media and stuff?

693
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,279
Speaker 3: I am at Carrie Shatcross my full name on pretty

694
00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:37,640
much everything, on Twitter, on Twitch, on Instagram, if you wanna,

695
00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:40,319
if you wanna hang out with me, and uh, listen

696
00:31:40,319 --> 00:31:42,240
to all my dumb jokes, and you know you'll find

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out that I actually do believe there is flat. Oh yeah,

698
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yeah he he only agreed to do this under that condition.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. I wanted to just be able to get

700
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my peace out. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, if you wanna, if you want to hear

702
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some of my dumb ramblings, that's right, I am.

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Speaker 1: I just want to be very clear. I don't believe

704
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there it's a flat. To be clear, no, no, no,

705
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no no. We we all know, we all know the truth.

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Speaker 2: You think you're the slot, all right, Well, thanks splatter,

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your caring for being on the show.

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Speaker 1: All right, go check out Ruby. Thanks for being on.

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Speaker 3: Bye.