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Speaker 3: The owner of a steakhouse in Wakegan, Illinois, which is Uh.
Speaker 3: I believe that's just north of Chicago, right there on
Speaker 3: Lake Michigan. Okay, I'm not mistaken. The owner of that
Speaker 3: steakhouse uh stabbed to death inside his restaurant over the
Speaker 3: weekend during a gender reveal party.
Speaker 2: Here's a steak knife, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: His girlfriend and two of her sons are the suspects
Speaker 3: in custody. Police were called to forty one fourteen Steaks
Speaker 3: and Seafood found Joshua Kirkwood with numerous stab wounds to
Speaker 3: his wrist, back and right side. The fifty one year
Speaker 3: old was pronounced dead. Who was a big steak knife?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 3: It sounds like it might have been multiple knives.
Speaker 1: Taco, all three of them.
Speaker 3: According to the police report, Kirkwood got into an argument
Speaker 3: with his girlfriend, who was also a manager at the restaurant,
Speaker 3: during the gender reveal party that was being held in
Speaker 3: the basement of the business. Two of the women's sons,
Speaker 3: including her twenty one year old son, allegedly got involved.
Speaker 3: Witnesses told cops the woman's sixteen year old son grabbed
Speaker 3: a kitchen knife and stabbed Kirkwood multiple times.
Speaker 1: That's even worse. You know the kitchen knife, what that is?
Speaker 1: The big long Now? What do you use those for?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Cutting up steaks, trimming them down, you know, trimming some
Speaker 1: of the some of the fat off, but not too
Speaker 1: much because.
Speaker 2: We we love our gristle. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: They uh arrested all three of them involved in this.
Speaker 1: Just where does the gender reveal come in? Is it
Speaker 1: just they were just doing that? Was happening at the
Speaker 1: restaurant they were. They were, I guess hosting this gender
Speaker 1: reveal party, and uh, I don't know if it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a boy or a girl. I know that's really
Speaker 1: what everybody was there hoping to find out. But I
Speaker 1: guess everybody was so distracted by the stabbing situation that
Speaker 1: they never.
Speaker 2: They never even cut the k.
Speaker 1: They just cut the owner several times to death for
Speaker 1: for gender reveal at a steakhouse? Do they do like
Speaker 1: rare as a boy? And then you know, medium, well,
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna cut the steak open. Now it's
Speaker 1: gender reveal. Extra pink is the girl, and then right
Speaker 1: or you just have it blue blue for boy, right uncooked?
Speaker 3: Uncooked?
Speaker 1: Yeah, blue for boy and extra pink. We have just
Speaker 1: totally ruined somebody's gender revealed.
Speaker 2: Well, we got a dead steakhouse manager and.
Speaker 1: We're you know, yeah, they're the ones that ruin the
Speaker 1: gender reveal, not us.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he was just doing uh research
Speaker 3: for his job. But a sixty three year old well
Speaker 3: known DUI attorney and Alabama arrested on a late night
Speaker 3: DOUI charge. That would be a sixty three year old
Speaker 3: Russell Crumbly Russell looks like a party or tacos. A lawyer, Yeah,
Speaker 3: DUI lawyer.
Speaker 1: It kind of looks like James Headfield a little bit
Speaker 1: little uh huh.
Speaker 2: This a good old Alabama boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've had we've had a d d u I
Speaker 1: Laurer before who got nabbed. Is ain't the first buddy?
Speaker 2: See if he gets himself out of that one. Hey,
Speaker 2: well you think he.
Speaker 1: Knows every trick in the book. Are you kidding? You
Speaker 1: know he got arrested. Why because he knows what is
Speaker 1: the rule not to don't take the test exactly? That
Speaker 1: guy knows that he's one of the inventory, one of
Speaker 1: the forefathers. It's him Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.
Speaker 2: Okay, well he shouldn't tie that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just still excited from the gender reveal that
Speaker 1: we just came up with at a steakhouse.
Speaker 2: That was good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you all feel free to go ahead and book
Speaker 3: those you know started to tread. Something needs to be
Speaker 3: done about those parties. Don't kill anyone at yours.
Speaker 1: No, something needs to be done about gender reveal parties.
Speaker 1: They just need to not happen anymore. Yes, did you
Speaker 1: know our coworker. I don't want to say full names,
Speaker 1: but Chris had his baby.
Speaker 2: You know Chris which one I'm talking about?
Speaker 3: The Oh? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think that's damn. I just thought of it with
Speaker 2: this gender stuff, boy or girl. I don't know that part.
Speaker 2: I didn't get.
Speaker 3: So that was the first question you asked.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask him somebody.
Speaker 1: I was hosting a bikini contest when somebody told me, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 3: I got boobs in my face. I can't be bothered.
Speaker 2: Is it because you think some of these ladies have
Speaker 2: had babies? Why are you telling me?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Look good for him, dude.
Speaker 3: We've got angry hockey dad in Seattle.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Video of this on our Facebook page if you want
Speaker 3: some visual reference.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 3: What we have is a group of very young hockey
Speaker 3: players in a game being refereed by young referees twelve
Speaker 3: and fourteen years old, and dad's getting pissed. Dad's pissed.
Speaker 3: He believes that his son is uh being attacked by
Speaker 3: the other team, which it's just called hockey, sir, and
Speaker 3: runs onto the ice in the middle of the game
Speaker 3: and attacks the twelve and fourteen year old referee, shoving
Speaker 3: them to the.
Speaker 1: Ice mm hmm, cross checking them little yeah, heh yeah,
Speaker 1: I see it.
Speaker 3: Angry dad assaulting the twelve and fourteen year old referees
Speaker 3: at the hockey game.
Speaker 1: Parents and sports, you want to hear a tip that
Speaker 1: I heard over the weekend that I think really is
Speaker 1: good if you're one of the one of the parents
Speaker 1: who gets a little too loud.
Speaker 3: If you're a parent who gets too loud, do you
Speaker 3: know you're that parent?
Speaker 1: I think so because the person that was giving us
Speaker 1: tip is the loud kind of loud parent. And he said,
Speaker 1: best advice I ever got from a friend is when
Speaker 1: I'm at my kids game, don't sit in those hands
Speaker 1: because you can't say what you're feeling. You say, go
Speaker 1: all the way out in this instance softball baseball, go
Speaker 1: all the way out to right field fence and just
Speaker 1: sit there going stew yes exactly and then doing little
Speaker 1: symbols like this. That's not a bad idea if you'd
Speaker 1: know that you're the temper dad or mom at a game.
Speaker 3: Plus you're closer to the parking lots so you can
Speaker 3: assault the umpire after the game.
Speaker 2: Oh definitely, yeah. Run fads all in the mix. A
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