Speaker 1: Go on with Lynchintaco, Orlando's rock station one O one
Speaker 1: one w jr R. This hour brought to you by
Speaker 1: the Central Florida International Auto Show, Orange County Convention Center
Speaker 1: that kicks off this afternoon at three.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm gonna be out there starting at three. Are
Speaker 2: he the Grand Marshall? No, no, no, They're not gonna
Speaker 2: have me for a Grand Marshal, but the Orange County
Speaker 2: Convention Center. And this is happening.
Speaker 1: I guess it's a car show, not a parade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly today or a race, although they are going
Speaker 2: to be doing test rides with people and porsches and
Speaker 2: stuff out there today, tomorrow, all the way through Sunday.
Speaker 2: Go on out. You can get your tickets ahead of
Speaker 2: the time. If we want to get your tickets, it's
Speaker 2: Orlando Autoshow dot com.
Speaker 1: You can try to win some from us for attention
Speaker 1: pays at the end of the show this morning. An
Speaker 1: update concerning Mark Longo, that's the guy who runs the
Speaker 1: Wildlife Rescue and had his pet squirrel Peanuts confiscated and
Speaker 1: subsequently euthanized fear of rabies, as well as his pet
Speaker 1: raccoon Fred. Also same reason now Peanut bit a wildlife officer,
Speaker 1: and I guess the state was in New York where
Speaker 1: this happened. Uh, the county there. Their their policy was,
Speaker 1: if you know, one of their employees is bit by
Speaker 1: an animal, that animal will be, if possible, captured, confiscated
Speaker 1: and euthanized and then tested for rabies. Peanut, that's what
Speaker 1: happened to Peanut. Peanut had bitten the owner several times before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well he had had the squirrel for seven years before
Speaker 1: there was an issue. And uh well, long story short,
Speaker 1: Mark is going to sue the be Jesus out of
Speaker 1: the state Department of Environmental Conservation when the rabies test
Speaker 1: came back negative on both animals this week.
Speaker 2: So I tried telling him that I'm in peanuts corner
Speaker 2: on this, but at the same time, I mean, Mark says,
Speaker 2: this is a blatant example of government overreach, the laws,
Speaker 2: the law, but they do have a little bit more
Speaker 2: to be worrying about New York than a squirrel. And
Speaker 2: we said that the first time we talked about.
Speaker 1: This, this was well on its way to get in
Speaker 1: at harambe level. Oh God, yeah, Peanut was I mean,
Speaker 1: poor Fred, he just kind of like you know back
Speaker 1: Burner Fred the raccoons playing second fiddle to a squirrel,
Speaker 1: a dead squirrel. Both of them are dead. Cut their
Speaker 1: heads off, you know they do that with the rabies. Check,
Speaker 1: that's not how they euthanize them, but they do cut
Speaker 1: their heads off to since the Rapie's fun fact from
Speaker 1: the Lynching Taco Show.
Speaker 2: Throw it on the beach like they did in South
Speaker 2: Florida with that human.
Speaker 1: Keep a skin hit on the beach. Yes, hey, what
Speaker 1: what's that knocking? Wow?
Speaker 2: Uh, you're dryer.
Speaker 1: A ninety three year old Los Angeles woman heard mysterious
Speaker 1: knocking in her home for several weeks, trying to figure
Speaker 1: out what in the world was going on, and then
Speaker 1: she heard it again and she's like, something's not right here.
Speaker 2: But she's ninety three or you trust her? Was she
Speaker 2: called the police. The police came out with somebody stuck
Speaker 2: in the wall. A worker got stuck in the wall.
Speaker 1: No, okay, try a nude guy living in the crawl
Speaker 1: space underneath her home. Wow, that's what police discovered. And
Speaker 1: it took them literally hours to coax the nude man out.
Speaker 1: They tried spraying him, had no effect whatsoever. I guess
Speaker 1: ended up tasting him. So four point thirty in the morning,
Speaker 1: what was the knocking?
Speaker 2: What was he?
Speaker 1: He was just she heard him bouncing around down there
Speaker 1: and took it as knocking.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, nude.
Speaker 1: Guy living in the crawl space had been there apparently
Speaker 1: for several weeks.
Speaker 2: Was he nude at that time? He was nude?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: No? Was he new at that time or all the time?
Speaker 1: I really I don't know. I just know he was new. Well,
Speaker 1: it was early morning hours, so it's nighttime. He's sleeping.
Speaker 1: Maybe a nude sleeper like yourself exactly. That's kind of
Speaker 1: what I was getting at. Nude crawl space sleeper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: crawl space. My parents have one of those. And uh
Speaker 1: not a fan.
Speaker 2: I mean it's about this big pat Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wish we had basements here. I know some homes
Speaker 1: in Florida are set where they are able to have
Speaker 1: somewhat of a basement.
Speaker 2: But I love basements the ultimate you were you were
Speaker 2: You were born to be bored up north, you truly were.
Speaker 2: You love cold weather, You love basements.
Speaker 1: Well, I always used to say, we visited at my
Speaker 1: late father in law's house, I would I could get
Speaker 1: a basement, I'd go man fight a basement, it would
Speaker 1: be it would be man caveified within weeks and I
Speaker 1: would rarely exit.
Speaker 2: It would be like my dorm r I'd rarely exit. Yeah, my, my,
Speaker 2: Both grandma's up up in New York both had awesome
Speaker 2: basements with pool table of them had pool, ping pong tables,
Speaker 2: a bar, all this stuff. Yeah, we did miss out
Speaker 2: on that one. But you know what about basements that
Speaker 2: you don't like? They flood? Oh yeah, you gotta get
Speaker 2: yourself some pump m h.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Interesting article here, oh Ma? Was was the little fun
Speaker 2: fact for you? Also Rest in peace, ALM, Yes, rest
Speaker 2: in peace. Oh Ma, who lived almost one hundred and four,
Speaker 2: used to go down her basement stairs still at the
Speaker 2: age of one hundred. How crazy as that? Now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: my parents has a hip break waiting to happen, exactly,
Speaker 2: and that is what happened, and that's what got her
Speaker 2: in the home. And they didn't want to do surgery.
Speaker 2: They said, next thing, you know, almost gone.
Speaker 1: They've all got bigs exactly, these nurses, Hey, Bobby, they
Speaker 1: all have big fat asses.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you're not whispering, you're screaming. But now, yeah,
Speaker 2: she broke her hip. They didn't want to do surgery
Speaker 2: because she was so old it might have been ninety nine.
Speaker 2: And uh, she insisted they did the surgery and she
Speaker 2: lived almost one hundred and four. Son of a gun.
Speaker 1: From the San Francisco Standard dot com. Uh uh, it's
Speaker 1: no secret San Francisco has a poop problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The prevalence of human waste on sidewalks, exacerbated by a
Speaker 1: shortage of public toilets that don't cost a one million
Speaker 1: dollars each, has made the city something of a punchline.
Speaker 1: Less well known is that, after more than two decades
Speaker 1: of clothes in the wake of nine of the nine
Speaker 1: to eleven attacks, the Bay Area Rapid Transit began reopening
Speaker 1: its subway restrooms several years ago, giving would be street
Speaker 1: poopers another place.
Speaker 2: To do their do doo and their drugs.
Speaker 1: At six of these underground restrooms, BART that's short for
Speaker 1: Bay Area Rapid Transit is working with contractor District Works
Speaker 1: to maintain order. They've done a profile called what It's
Speaker 1: like to be a BART bathroom Attendant. Oh God, this
Speaker 1: possibly could be worst job in the United States, I think, so,
Speaker 1: you you need to send that dirtiest jobs guy there
Speaker 1: or whatever. Like grow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Micro, you gotta go bro that you got guys
Speaker 2: in there with needles. You got there.
Speaker 1: They are told that if someone goes in there and
Speaker 1: they don't emerge in at least five minutes, you got
Speaker 1: to go in there and see what the hell's going on.
Speaker 1: Do you happen to know how many times a day
Speaker 1: they probably have to do that and are faced with
Speaker 1: a whole array of unpleasantries.
Speaker 2: I'd make it to lunch. I'd make it to my
Speaker 2: lunch break and say, I throw in the towel, I'm done,
Speaker 2: I'm out. I don't even know if you'd make it
Speaker 2: that long.
Speaker 1: I hate to say this for you know, legit commuters
Speaker 1: who need to use a bathroom. Lock these things back up.
Speaker 1: Just seal them back up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not worth the trouble. You just wait and
Speaker 2: see what you just opened up the gates of hell.
Speaker 2: I think I'd rather be a prison guard bathroom attendant.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, yeah, totally miss basement. So I was truck
Speaker 2: or Paul, and he said, an extra room down there. See,
Speaker 2: we have extra room up top where it's four thousand
Speaker 2: degrees in our attics. My attic has like plywood. You
Speaker 2: can walk around up there is yours like that? No,
Speaker 2: you could probably cook a pot roast in my attic
Speaker 2: with the heat, everybody. Yeah, you can't stand up in
Speaker 2: my attic. There's adequate space to cramp some stuff up there.
Speaker 2: But yeah, well if you were, if you were a midget,
Speaker 2: you could, Yeah you could. You can stand at the
Speaker 2: peak of my my house, you can, Yeah, you can
Speaker 2: fully stand. I do need to go up there and
Speaker 2: empty all that junk out, though. What's it doing up there?
Speaker 2: When's the last time you use some in your attic?
Speaker 1: Well? I have stuff stored up there for Christmas that
Speaker 1: I bring down.
Speaker 2: Everything I put mine in a photography closet. Anyway, what
Speaker 2: closet a photography closety?
Speaker 1: You live in a mansion. You got to stand up
Speaker 1: attic a photography closet.
Speaker 2: No, I have an eighties home just like you do.
Speaker 2: In mine is the seventies, early seventies, okay, seventies home then,
Speaker 2: and when they built those, a lot of them photography.
Speaker 2: I guess it was like, hey, let's take groovy pictures
Speaker 2: of our wives. And then they you know, have a
Speaker 2: room where you expect what's that developing room? And so
Speaker 2: it's just this little room. I look at it and say,
Speaker 2: come over and take some pictures. You're a model, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a photographer. I'm dead serious. I know a couple
Speaker 2: of people that have these, and I'm just looking it
Speaker 2: as good. I don't have to go that up the
Speaker 2: broken attic ladder anymore. Let's go right in the photography room.
Speaker 2: Takes some pilarage. Bow, I can just shake him.
Speaker 1: Finally, kudos Jake Paul. Some expert trolling ahead of the
Speaker 1: fight Friday night against Mike Tyson. Jake Paul worry one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars diamond spiked ear protector to a press conference,
Speaker 1: said I'm not gonna get my s bit off Friday nights.
Speaker 1: The pictures on her Facebook page. Okay, of course he's
Speaker 1: not gonna wear it in the fight. That's not gonna
Speaker 1: be permitted. But that's that's funny. Going back to the
Speaker 1: ear biting incident.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you troll Tyson though I'm telling it.
Speaker 2: I just think this is all I want to do.
Speaker 1: I want to talk more about this in our off
Speaker 1: air podcast today, Okay, because that's one of the topics.
Speaker 2: I really think it's all just a big goof and
Speaker 2: you do things like w j R, Orlando's rock station,