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<v Speaker 1>Go on with Lynchintaco, Orlando's rock station one O one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R. This hour brought to you by

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<v Speaker 1>the Central Florida International Auto Show, Orange County Convention Center

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<v Speaker 1>that kicks off this afternoon at three.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, I'm gonna be out there starting at three. Are

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<v Speaker 2>he the Grand Marshall? No, no, no, They're not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have me for a Grand Marshal, but the Orange County

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<v Speaker 2>Convention Center. And this is happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's a car show, not a parade.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly today or a race, although they are going

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<v Speaker 2>to be doing test rides with people and porsches and

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<v Speaker 2>stuff out there today, tomorrow, all the way through Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on out. You can get your tickets ahead of

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<v Speaker 2>the time. If we want to get your tickets, it's

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando Autoshow dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>You can try to win some from us for attention

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<v Speaker 1>pays at the end of the show this morning. An

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<v Speaker 1>update concerning Mark Longo, that's the guy who runs the

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<v Speaker 1>Wildlife Rescue and had his pet squirrel Peanuts confiscated and

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<v Speaker 1>subsequently euthanized fear of rabies, as well as his pet

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<v Speaker 1>raccoon Fred. Also same reason now Peanut bit a wildlife officer,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess the state was in New York where

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<v Speaker 1>this happened. Uh, the county there. Their their policy was,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know, one of their employees is bit by

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<v Speaker 1>an animal, that animal will be, if possible, captured, confiscated

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<v Speaker 1>and euthanized and then tested for rabies. Peanut, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>happened to Peanut. Peanut had bitten the owner several times before. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well he had had the squirrel for seven years before

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<v Speaker 1>there was an issue. And uh well, long story short,

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<v Speaker 1>Mark is going to sue the be Jesus out of

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<v Speaker 1>the state Department of Environmental Conservation when the rabies test

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<v Speaker 1>came back negative on both animals this week.

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<v Speaker 2>So I tried telling him that I'm in peanuts corner

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<v Speaker 2>on this, but at the same time, I mean, Mark says,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a blatant example of government overreach, the laws,

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<v Speaker 2>the law, but they do have a little bit more

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<v Speaker 2>to be worrying about New York than a squirrel. And

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<v Speaker 2>we said that the first time we talked about.

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<v Speaker 1>This, this was well on its way to get in

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<v Speaker 1>at harambe level. Oh God, yeah, Peanut was I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>poor Fred, he just kind of like you know back

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<v Speaker 1>Burner Fred the raccoons playing second fiddle to a squirrel,

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<v Speaker 1>a dead squirrel. Both of them are dead. Cut their

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<v Speaker 1>heads off, you know they do that with the rabies. Check,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not how they euthanize them, but they do cut

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<v Speaker 1>their heads off to since the Rapie's fun fact from

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<v Speaker 1>the Lynching Taco Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Throw it on the beach like they did in South

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<v Speaker 2>Florida with that human.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep a skin hit on the beach. Yes, hey, what

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<v Speaker 1>what's that knocking? Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, you're dryer.

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<v Speaker 1>A ninety three year old Los Angeles woman heard mysterious

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<v Speaker 1>knocking in her home for several weeks, trying to figure

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<v Speaker 1>out what in the world was going on, and then

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<v Speaker 1>she heard it again and she's like, something's not right here.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's ninety three or you trust her? Was she

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<v Speaker 2>called the police. The police came out with somebody stuck

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<v Speaker 2>in the wall. A worker got stuck in the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>No, okay, try a nude guy living in the crawl

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<v Speaker 1>space underneath her home. Wow, that's what police discovered. And

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<v Speaker 1>it took them literally hours to coax the nude man out.

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<v Speaker 1>They tried spraying him, had no effect whatsoever. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>ended up tasting him. So four point thirty in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>what was the knocking?

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<v Speaker 2>What was he?

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<v Speaker 1>He was just she heard him bouncing around down there

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<v Speaker 1>and took it as knocking.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, nude.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy living in the crawl space had been there apparently

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<v Speaker 1>for several weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Was he nude at that time? He was nude?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Was he new at that time or all the time?

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<v Speaker 1>I really I don't know. I just know he was new. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it was early morning hours, so it's nighttime. He's sleeping.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a nude sleeper like yourself exactly. That's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>what I was getting at. Nude crawl space sleeper. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>crawl space. My parents have one of those. And uh

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<v Speaker 1>not a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's about this big pat Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish we had basements here. I know some homes

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<v Speaker 1>in Florida are set where they are able to have

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<v Speaker 1>somewhat of a basement.

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<v Speaker 2>But I love basements the ultimate you were you were

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<v Speaker 2>You were born to be bored up north, you truly were.

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<v Speaker 2>You love cold weather, You love basements.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I always used to say, we visited at my

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<v Speaker 1>late father in law's house, I would I could get

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<v Speaker 1>a basement, I'd go man fight a basement, it would

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<v Speaker 1>be it would be man caveified within weeks and I

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<v Speaker 1>would rarely exit.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be like my dorm r I'd rarely exit. Yeah, my, my,

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<v Speaker 2>Both grandma's up up in New York both had awesome

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<v Speaker 2>basements with pool table of them had pool, ping pong tables,

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<v Speaker 2>a bar, all this stuff. Yeah, we did miss out

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<v Speaker 2>on that one. But you know what about basements that

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<v Speaker 2>you don't like? They flood? Oh yeah, you gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>yourself some pump m h.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting article here, oh Ma? Was was the little fun

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<v Speaker 2>fact for you? Also Rest in peace, ALM, Yes, rest

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<v Speaker 2>in peace. Oh Ma, who lived almost one hundred and four,

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<v Speaker 2>used to go down her basement stairs still at the

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<v Speaker 2>age of one hundred. How crazy as that? Now, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>my parents has a hip break waiting to happen, exactly,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is what happened, and that's what got her

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<v Speaker 2>in the home. And they didn't want to do surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>They said, next thing, you know, almost gone.

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<v Speaker 1>They've all got bigs exactly, these nurses, Hey, Bobby, they

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<v Speaker 1>all have big fat asses.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, you're not whispering, you're screaming. But now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she broke her hip. They didn't want to do surgery

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<v Speaker 2>because she was so old it might have been ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, she insisted they did the surgery and she

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<v Speaker 2>lived almost one hundred and four. Son of a gun.

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<v Speaker 1>From the San Francisco Standard dot com. Uh uh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>no secret San Francisco has a poop problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The prevalence of human waste on sidewalks, exacerbated by a

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<v Speaker 1>shortage of public toilets that don't cost a one million

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<v Speaker 1>dollars each, has made the city something of a punchline.

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<v Speaker 1>Less well known is that, after more than two decades

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<v Speaker 1>of clothes in the wake of nine of the nine

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<v Speaker 1>to eleven attacks, the Bay Area Rapid Transit began reopening

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<v Speaker 1>its subway restrooms several years ago, giving would be street

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<v Speaker 1>poopers another place.

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<v Speaker 2>To do their do doo and their drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>At six of these underground restrooms, BART that's short for

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<v Speaker 1>Bay Area Rapid Transit is working with contractor District Works

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<v Speaker 1>to maintain order. They've done a profile called what It's

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<v Speaker 1>like to be a BART bathroom Attendant. Oh God, this

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<v Speaker 1>possibly could be worst job in the United States, I think, so,

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<v Speaker 1>you you need to send that dirtiest jobs guy there

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Like grow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Micro, you gotta go bro that you got guys

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<v Speaker 2>in there with needles. You got there.

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<v Speaker 1>They are told that if someone goes in there and

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<v Speaker 1>they don't emerge in at least five minutes, you got

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<v Speaker 1>to go in there and see what the hell's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you happen to know how many times a day

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<v Speaker 1>they probably have to do that and are faced with

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<v Speaker 1>a whole array of unpleasantries.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd make it to lunch. I'd make it to my

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<v Speaker 2>lunch break and say, I throw in the towel, I'm done,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm out. I don't even know if you'd make it

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<v Speaker 2>that long.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate to say this for you know, legit commuters

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<v Speaker 1>who need to use a bathroom. Lock these things back up.

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<v Speaker 1>Just seal them back up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not worth the trouble. You just wait and

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<v Speaker 2>see what you just opened up the gates of hell.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'd rather be a prison guard bathroom attendant.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, yeah, totally miss basement. So I was truck

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<v Speaker 2>or Paul, and he said, an extra room down there. See,

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<v Speaker 2>we have extra room up top where it's four thousand

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<v Speaker 2>degrees in our attics. My attic has like plywood. You

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<v Speaker 2>can walk around up there is yours like that? No,

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<v Speaker 2>you could probably cook a pot roast in my attic

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<v Speaker 2>with the heat, everybody. Yeah, you can't stand up in

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<v Speaker 2>my attic. There's adequate space to cramp some stuff up there.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, well if you were, if you were a midget,

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<v Speaker 2>you could, Yeah you could. You can stand at the

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<v Speaker 2>peak of my my house, you can, Yeah, you can

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<v Speaker 2>fully stand. I do need to go up there and

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<v Speaker 2>empty all that junk out, though. What's it doing up there?

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<v Speaker 2>When's the last time you use some in your attic?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? I have stuff stored up there for Christmas that

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<v Speaker 1>I bring down.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything I put mine in a photography closet. Anyway, what

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<v Speaker 2>closet a photography closety?

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<v Speaker 1>You live in a mansion. You got to stand up

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<v Speaker 1>attic a photography closet.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I have an eighties home just like you do.

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<v Speaker 2>In mine is the seventies, early seventies, okay, seventies home then,

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<v Speaker 2>and when they built those, a lot of them photography.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it was like, hey, let's take groovy pictures

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<v Speaker 2>of our wives. And then they you know, have a

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<v Speaker 2>room where you expect what's that developing room? And so

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<v Speaker 2>it's just this little room. I look at it and say,

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<v Speaker 2>come over and take some pictures. You're a model, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a photographer. I'm dead serious. I know a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of people that have these, and I'm just looking it

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<v Speaker 2>as good. I don't have to go that up the

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<v Speaker 2>broken attic ladder anymore. Let's go right in the photography room.

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<v Speaker 2>Takes some pilarage. Bow, I can just shake him.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, kudos Jake Paul. Some expert trolling ahead of the

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<v Speaker 1>fight Friday night against Mike Tyson. Jake Paul worry one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand dollars diamond spiked ear protector to a press conference,

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<v Speaker 1>said I'm not gonna get my s bit off Friday nights.

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<v Speaker 1>The pictures on her Facebook page. Okay, of course he's

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna wear it in the fight. That's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be permitted. But that's that's funny. Going back to the

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<v Speaker 1>ear biting incident.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think you troll Tyson though I'm telling it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think this is all I want to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk more about this in our off

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<v Speaker 1>air podcast today, Okay, because that's one of the topics.

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<v Speaker 2>I really think it's all just a big goof and

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<v Speaker 2>you do things like w j R, Orlando's rock station,