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Speaker 5: She's Welcome everybody to the Paranormal Portal podcast. I'm your host,
Brent Thomas absolutely thrilled you guys are here with us
as we once again enter the Paranormal Portal. And I'm
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Speaker 6: And why I still don't no, Well.
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Speaker 5: Well, Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we've got a great show
lined up for you, and we hope that you will
be thoroughly entertained by the end of it. But uh,
you know, if not, we can't be held responsible because
you know, you can't please everybody. But we're going to
please you to the best of our ability with this episode,
and tonight we're going to talk about just a whole
bunch of cryptids. It's it's always amazing to me done
the variety of things that are claimed to be out there.
You know. It's as if just Bigfoot in the in
the Odd dog Man wasn't enough. There's a lot more
stuff out there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there there is. As a matter of fact, I
was just reading about a bun bun a corn horn.
Speaker 5: Oh, so that's that's not even enough that there's jackalopes. Apparently,
now we have to have a buncorn.
Speaker 6: Yeah, bunicorn. Yeah yeah, So.
Speaker 5: Where are those? Apparently from? Just out of curiosity, because
now I gotta ask.
Speaker 6: Let's see here, horned robbers have long been mythological Arabian
bunnicorn might seem natural, cuddly cousin of the quine unicorn,
but they're ferocious.
Speaker 5: Oh, depicted by Monty Python. I believe.
Speaker 6: That. Uh you know, I don't see uh, I don't
see a region. Okay, I don't see a region on it. Yeah,
I don't uh well wait a minute, oh uh oh,
it's called the wolf wolf Wolper Tinger Tingle.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's w.
Speaker 6: O l p e r t I n g e
R Europe's answer to bunny science.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: Well that's you know, it's it's funny because ladies and
gentlemen just a little inside. I used to play this
game called World of Warcraft. I used to love it,
but in there was this one feature of that game
during the Brewfest celebration was you could get a Wolfertinger
as a little pet. So it's funny. I just thought
that was some kind of fascination of one of the
game developers. But apparently it is built on an actual legend.
Huh apparently so not that that is what this show
is going to be about, but it's just a weird
segue that just happened. Ladies and gentlemen. This part of
the show was not planned, but it's really curious. I
had no idea there was an actual source to that mechanization,
mechanation of the game or whatever. But anyway, we're probably
not going to discuss the wolfer Tinger on the show,
but just so you know, apparently that's out there too. However,
we're going to talk about a lot of different things
that are reported out there that are you know, some
of them you'll be familiar with and some of them
you won't. And right off the top of the of
the show, I'd like to discuss these well, for lack
of a better term, stick figures. Have you ever heard
of those done now?
Speaker 6: Not as cryptid or even or even.
Speaker 5: Or otherwise? Yeah, you know, there's of course everybody I
think is familiar with what is that guy that's slender Man,
slender Man, thank you, but you know, which would seem
to perhaps be potentially in the same genre of cryptid beings,
although I think it's most probably and probably most definitely
just a fascinating of pop culture. But you know that
by description it does sound kind of similar to it.
Apparently these stick figures are. And so let me just
bring you guys a few accounts that are out there
of these weird beings. So this one comes out of Kent, England.
It says a group of about ten of us were
sitting chatting in the loose valley at about midnight, and
after about forty five minutes we Will leapt to his feet,
slapping his head, saying there was a bee in his hair.
He looked absolutely terrified. Both Dorothy and I saw the
outline of a tall, thin figure wearing a hat dancing
behind him, and Will said later that it was as
if a terrifically loud buzzing was coming up through the
top of his head. However, only Rachel heard any buzzing.
We partially satisfied ourselves that it must have been a
bee's nest, and so we moved a little distance away,
and as we moved away, Dorothy and I saw a
ring outlined in the grass which enclosed where we had
been sitting. Eventually, it started raining, so we headed for
Rachel's house. As we left, I turned around and saw
the same thin black figure walk across the opening between
the trees to where we had been sitting. Wow, what
do you think of that? Done?
Speaker 6: Ah, weird things dancing around run a campfire?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like they were sitting in like a
ritual circle or something inadvertently. Oh interesting, right, And so
they saw this weird stick like figure dancing around behind
the person who was claiming he had to be in
his hair and had this real buzzing sensation in his hair.
And they didn't notice the circle until after they moved
away and decided to just leave. And as they look back,
they saw this stick figure walk between the trees.
Speaker 6: And Okay, so I'm wondering. Usually when you talk about
like stick Indians, you usually talk about carnivorous, nasty, you know,
will eat your flesh kind of thing. But I wonder
if there might be like maybe another spirit, another another
something like the stick Indian that might be you know,
of the good side or the not, but you know,
the benevolent side. Yeah, you know, because you know, just
standing out. Well, they weren't in America either, They were
in Britain. Yeah, so that makes it even weirder.
Speaker 5: Well, you know there's I mean, every place of course
has history. But of course Kenton and the British Isles
were focal points for Jruidism and other such practices back
in the day. So you know, I'm sure there's a
lot of mysticism or still sitting in that land.
Speaker 6: You know, you think, I do? I do?
Speaker 5: Now this is one from Essex, England. Now it appears
that these stick figure things are so far at least
the territory of the British Isles. But let's check out
this one and says in nineteen eighty two, when I
was a student nurse at Warley Hospital, Brentwood in Essex, England,
I encountered a stick person in the grounds of the
hospital as I was walking home one night. It looped
across the roadway, having been seemingly pressed up against a wall.
It stopped when it saw me and raised its arms
in fright and quickly walked off into the undergrowth. It
was very tall and very with very thin, extremely long
arms and legs, and a small oval head, totally black
and no obvious clothing. I saw no face, even though
it emerged very near a street lamp, and so was
well illuminated and I was terrified, and to this day
nobody believes me. Wow. Okay, So now in this case,
it sounds like it was actually frightened of the person.
Speaker 6: Huh right, yeah, I did, but it sounded maybe I
missed something, but it sounded more like a shadow person.
Speaker 5: Yeah. It's you know, it's not not beyond possibility that
people are just you know, misidentifying something as a maybe
just a spiritual entity and not a physical thing at all.
Speaker 6: Hmm, who knows, who knows.
Speaker 5: But that's the that's why we talk about it, ladies
and gentlemen, is just to raise your awareness of the
weirdness in the world.
Speaker 6: Yes, definitely that.
Speaker 5: So I got one more regarding the stick figures, and uh,
let's see, where's this one coming out of. I can't
really tell. Maybe in the narrative of it, it'll it
sounds like it's it's from Connecticut. It says, Oh, I
got out of bed and opened the door. About five
feet away from me in the hallway was a tall, black,
slender figure that was extraordinarily thin, all black, no facial feature,
a circled head with arms and legs, that were really thin,
and the fingers looked sharp. It made no sound and
was gliding as it walked. The way it walked was
most the most scary part for me I saw. I
only saw it for about two seconds and then I
slammed the door and started wailing and crying. Minutes pass
until my mom shows up at the door and calms
me down, and I don't remember mentioning it to her,
so she just thought I had a bad dream. She
then got a roll of blankets and put them on
the hallway floor for us to sleep together. For some reason,
my mom likes to sleep on the floor because she
just grew up that way. My feet ended up being
scratched very badly, and I couldn't it couldn't have been
my mom nails, and I remembered it left a burning sensation.
I'm eighteen now and it's one of the few earliest
memories I had. I still live in the same house
in Connecticut. Now that's really interesting to me. So what
what if when people are being scratched that they're blaming
it on demonic stuff? What if it's just these stick
figure things, which are most probably some manifestation of a
spiritual entity.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know, you know, because there's
so much to really consider when I think when we're
talking about these these kinds of cryptids, because you think
about the first thing, you know, when you were when
he was describing it, a tall, black, thin, you know,
shadow like thing was sounding like slender Man. But then
he said around head. He didn't say, you know, so
it instantly when we're talking about stick people, it just
popped in. I had a stick figure with the round head,
which I you know, would make sense, but I don't know.
It started out sounding like a slender Man's story.
Speaker 5: So right right, it did in a sense, but it
was in her hallway, and yeah, I don't know, just
very strange. Now this is again, this is a new,
a new kind of anomaly that I'm really not familiar with,
And it looks like Brent Swansor of Mysterious Universe dot
org did a good job covering it, and I should
definitely check it out, ladies and gentlemen. But here's another one,
and it says when I was growing up, I had
a best friend who lived down the street. We lived
in a quiet small town where where her dad was
always working, and I would always walk to her house
every day after school, and we would often take walks,
walk to the liquor store to buy a candy, et cetera,
and I would often see a stick man following us,
peeking out from behind her couch, et cetera. And he
was all black and changed side, sometimes the size of
a small cat, other times taller than a normal size man,
and I felt very scared of him and felt he
was mischievous at best, perhaps even evil. Well, I finally
got the courage up to tell my best friend, and
she admitted to seeing him too. I always got the
feeling he was the same one every time, and not
different stickmen. One time he appeared in the shape of
a stick figure horse, like a bad child's drawing. And
I always believed him to be somehow following me and
watching me, until when my best friend passed away suddenly
our senior year of high school. She had a genetic
art condition that nobody including herself had even known about.
And I've never seen what we called stickman ever since.
I believe now perhaps he was some form of grim
reaper awaiting his time to take my friend. I don't
know if that's really the case, but it seemed odd.
The sightings of him disappeared after she passed. I never
saw who we dubbed Stickman again, and I'm researching him
now that I'm in my late twenties because I recently
confided to my husband about these weird experiences. Wow, that's
pretty intense. So a weird genetic defect took her her
best friend and just suddenly as they were in high school.
What a horrible thing. Yeah, that would be, but wow,
and then they stopped once once she passed, there was
no more sighting. So either either it had to do
with her friend's house or it had to do with
her friend.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm under the impression that these are maybe
something between real and spiritual. You know, what do you think?
Speaker 6: Well, you said between real and spiritual. So well, obviously
because obviously in a way for this person, and spiritual
because it went away when friend passed on, right, so
you know. And then she mentioned that she wondered if
it was like a harbinger of some type, you know,
hanging around her friend, you know, saying well, you know,
what's your time's almost up and I'm just sitting here waiting,
So that would speak more spiritual to me than than
an actual monster or cryptid in this case. I would
actually say more of a monster in this case. So yeah,
I think, I think, I think that's I would think
that's correct. But as to what it would have been was,
of of course, is just all speculations.
Speaker 5: So yeah, exactly, definitely.
Speaker 6: Odd, definitely not what I've heard before.
Speaker 5: All of these are really things that I haven't heard before,
but maybe we have and we just you know, again,
they're just reported as something else. It's hard to know.
But like I said, Brent Swansor did a good job
compiling these into one cohesive thread, which I'm really impressed at,
and he does a great job over there. So this
one is I'm sorry, I mean to stomp all over it.
But this one is another one that says I noticed
something moving very quickly in front of the car. And
here's where it gets difficult to describe what appeared to
be two black stick like legs, as if the bottom
half of a stick man ran quickly past the car.
Everything in that moment seemed to slow down, and I
entirely lost my train of thought. The area around the
legs even seemed almost static like and blurry. Neither my
mom or dad said anything immediately, so I shrugged it
off as looking like in the night at a moving
road for too long. But as I started my sentence again,
my mom interrupted me and said, what was that? She
sounded absolutely terrified, and I knew immediately what she was
talking about, and I basically screamed back the stick man,
and my mom began panicking, and my dad seemed really
confused and pulled over, and we looked around the area
where we saw it run, and my mom said that
she saw the an entire stickman run from one side
of the road to another, tall, lanky, almost two d
and just like a kid's drawing, And when she calmed down,
she started describing everything about what she saw, including how
it walked. And this was only about half a mile
from their house. So we drove back, and my dad
still in a state of confusion, and my mom and
I were nearly shaking. Unfortunately, we all came to the
conclusion that everything in that moment was really hazy, as
if time slowed down and we were seeing into another dimension.
Why my mom and I saw it and my dad didn't,
I still have no idea. Both of my parents are
religious people and typically try to debunk stuff like this,
but they both agree that there is no way that
we what we saw wasn't otherworldly. We began researching and
found that we weren't the only people to see this
stick Man. When my mom read one post about the
way it moved, I saw her heart drop. The post
said something about claims of the thing galloping, which is
exactly how she had described it right after it had happened. Normally,
I'm really interested in stuff like this, but I was
so terrified. I just wanted to forget it happened. And
for some reason, something about the situation really felt menacing. Wow.
So that's just a few examples of the stick Man,
But we have other things to get to throughout the
course of the show here. But I think these are
really bizarre.
Speaker 6: What do you think. I can't I can't imagine. I
just have a problem imagining a stick Man. I mean,
I can imagine what it would look like, but I
don't know what it would be. You know, what would
be the point of it? You know, there's no real interactions.
They're mostly just sightings. And with the one about the
gal who passed away, you know, there wasn't any interactions.
It was just watching so right. Yeah, I don't know
what to think about those.
Speaker 5: Yeah, very crazy. It is very crazy. Now. Greg Newkirk
and his wife Dana operate a site called Weak and Weird,
and they also did they did a documentary called Hellier,
which documents them going down and investigating some reports of
goblin type activity. And I believe Kentucky, but I might
be wrong about where exactly that was. But it's a
wonderful show and you can check it out online, ladies
and gentlemen. It's really really well done. They did a
real top notch job and it's really incredible. But on
their site they apparently have reports of other goblin type
of activity and this one is coming from Nova Scotia.
And this is the narrative of what the person said
to them. It says, I'm a firm believer encryptids. The
one I saw radiated pure evil. The fear I felt
while in the presence of that creature was very unnatural.
It's something that has always haunted me, and I figured
if I talk about it, perhaps someone else may have
witnessed the creature near the shorelines. At the time, I've
only heard about Bigfoot, which was because of Hollywood movies
and TV shows, and I just assume it was something
made up to sell movie tickets. When I was eleven,
I lived near the small settlement of Morden, Nova, Scotia.
When I was a kid and school was out for
the summer, my only rule was to be home before dark.
My mother never asked any questions, just as long as
I was out of her hair for the day. And
my friend Sean came from a similar home, and so
did my friend Sharissa. We all had to put it.
We all had to put up with abuse and alcohol
in our homes, so for us to be able to
spend the day together was a real treat. And we
decided the day before that we would go trout fishing.
And there was a river out back of Shawn's home
that would follow all the way to the bay, and
we lived several miles apart, so it would take us
a good hour to an hour and a half to
meet up. We knew it would be a day of adventure,
so we all set our alarms for six thirty in
the morning and packed a frozen two liter pop with
water and a few granola bars to share with my
two friends. It was a beautiful summer sunny summer's day,
and once we all met up, we began walking the
field behind Shans that led to the forest. We fished
our way down the river, exploring as we went, and
we hadn't paid attention to how long it was taking us,
and soon realized that we'd never make it to the
shore before the tide was in again, and we'd plan
to make it to the shore while the tide was
out so we could walk the ocean floor and go
to the steps that led to the ocean cliff. Shawn
and I had done this a few times and always
made it in time and had a lot of fun
doing it. When we turned around and began following the
river the direction we came, we all started to get
a bit panicked. None of us had brought a watch,
so we couldn't keep track of the time. The sun
was beginning to set, and I didn't want it to
get stuck out in the woods in the middle of
the night. My friend Seawan was a bit of a
dlly dally, so I didn't blame him because his dad
had been home drinking when I arrived earlier in that morning.
If his dad wasn't passed out drunk by the time
he got home. That meant Sean was in for a
bad time, and I told Sean that I didn't want
to go home, that I just wanted to get out
of the woods before it got too dark, so he
finally began picking up his pace. For some reason, I
kept sensing something wasn't right, like a feeling a dread
had set in. It was something I had never felt
any other time that we had explored the woods. We
began walking pretty quickly, and because we knew we had
a little less than an hour's walk before we could
hike up the river bank to walk out of the
woods through the field behind Shawn's house, I asked if
my friend sense what I sensed, and I said, something
doesn't seem right, and we're being watched. Shawn, of course,
said I was nuts. Clarissa told me not to scare her,
and Sean was teasing me about seeing things, but I
kept reassuring him I wasn't joking. We carried on for
some time, but I couldn't shake the feeling of dread away,
and just as we got to the spot where we
needed to begin hiking up the bank, I heard a
twig snap high up in the tree branches, and that's
when I noticed the forest was dead silent. I knew
for us life did that when there was a predator around.
Sean assured me it was nothing. But that's when we
all heard a louder snap from the tree tops, followed
by a loud rustling sound, and it sounded like something
had just moved quickly through the trees. I was expecting
a lynx or some sort of wildcat. I hadn't clued
into my mind that it might be something way worse.
I began peering through the trees, trying to get a
look at what was causing the noise. When I spotted it.
The first thing I noticed was this dark body on
the tree. Second thing I noticed were its eyes. They
were glowing yellow, and it was approximately thirty to fifty
feet away up in the tree. I was speechless. It
looked almost amphibious, and his body looked to be a
dark green. I was able to make out that the
monster had humanoid features. It had arms with hands and
two legs with feet. As a creature held onto the tree,
I could make out that its long figures were clawed
and webbed. As I stated, or as I stared at it.
It came to the I came to the realization it
was staring back at me. Its face held a look
of pure hatred. Fear had me frozen solid. And it
wasn't until Sean came over and grabbed my shoulder and
asked what was wrong that I was able to break
my paralysis. I lifted my finger to point at it,
and Sharissa screamed at at the top of her lungs
and began to run. And that's when the monster jumped
to another tree closer to us. Sean grabbed my hand
and began pulling me. He had to yell at me
to get me to run. I could hear the creature
chasing or crashing from tree top to tree top, and
we got up the steep bank and we were running
through the trees when I tripped on an ancient barbed
wire fence that had rotted to the ground. As I
was getting my footing, Shawn I had turned around to
help and could see the monster up above us, and
he yelled out leave us alone. We began running as
fast as our feet could take us. Once we got
to the field, there was no more tall trees over
our heads. A feeling of relief came over me. It
was short lived, because not long after we got onto
the field, we heard a loud, high pitched scream. I
don't know how to describe it because I've never heard
anything like it before or since. All I know was
that the monster was pissed. The scream went on uninterrupted,
and the same blood curdling scream rang out from the
forest for what seemed like an eternity. Just as soon
as the first scream stop, after a long scream rang out,
birds began flying out of the forest. We could see
the Shawn's house off in the distance, and Shearissa was
already halfway there. Once we got to Shawn's house, we
were in disbelief. We'd never seen or heard tell of
such a creature. We quickly want walked to Shawn's grandparents'
grandmother's house, who lived in the next house down, and
once we got into her house, she knew something was up.
She asked what was wrong, and Sean told her we
had seen a monster in the woods, and she asked
what it looked like and what it did, and Sean
told her everything that it happened. She laughed at us
and said we seen a wildcat. Well protested that there
was no way that it was a wildcat. I asked
for a piece of paper and a pen and I
could draw what we had seen. And that's when Shawn's
grandmother demanded that we all draw what we had seen
in separate corners of the kitchen. Once we finished, we
brought our pictures to her, and to her surprise, we
all drew the same thing, very crazy. After a while,
we told our friend Ryan about the monster we had seen.
Ryan was our nerdy friend who didn't like leaving the
house much because he was addicted to his computer. He
always wanted to show us one thing or another that
he had found on the internet. This was the year
two thousand and three and he was the only kid
we knew at the time who had a computer in
the Internet. And we told him about what we saw
and it reminded him of the Troupe of Cabra, but
that he only read about the creature being in the
Southern United States in Mexico. He said he hadn't read
about any monsters being in Nova Scotia before, and we
were all ears when he told us there were mysterious
monsters in North America. He went to his computer and
he dialed up the internet. Well it goes on and
on and on, but pretty wild encounter. Huh.
Speaker 6: Yeah. So it was in the trees when they first
noticed it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was in the trees, and then it was
jumping over from tree to tree to tree to tree.
Speaker 6: Weird. Yeah kind of primate is.
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6: But it had web fingers.
Speaker 5: Right yeah, and it was, I don't know, looked very predatory.
Speaker 6: That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, yeah, very wild, but yeah, I don't know.
And what Greg and Dana are saying is that it
sounds kind of like the dover demon kind of creature.
And maybe it is. Maybe those are pretty widespread kind
of creeps and they're just these they're described as these
little squat, hairless, big headed creatures with you know, hands
with talons and feet and such. But I don't know.
Whatever it is, it obviously terrified these people incredibly. And
this is up in Nova Scotia, so that's pretty north crazy,
right right. So I think this is a good time
for us to take a break, ladies and gentlemen. So
we're going to take a break really quick, and we
will be right back with a little more of the
show for you.
Speaker 6: I didn't even notice the time flies. Huh, yes, it does.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll be right back, everybody, don't go away.
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and we're back, ladies and gentlemen. This is the Paranormal Portal,
and tonight we're talking about odd cryptids that are experienced
and cited all over the place. And there's quite a
few of.
Speaker 6: Them, huh oh, quite a few, and a lot that
we've never heard of right now.
Speaker 5: Of course, I've never heard of the stick figures before,
and I didn't know there were potentially little dover demons
up in Nova Scotia as well. So it's been a
night of discovery for me, you know. And again, ladies
and gentlemen, we we can't authenticate any of this, but
the portal is always about talking about ideas and what
people are experiencing and seeing around and obviously people are
seeing some plenty of weirdness. So we're going to continue
our journey.
Speaker 6: Are you ready, don let's do this thing.
Speaker 5: So apparently there's there's a creature that is and this
isn't a big, a big sighting report, but it's it's something.
But let's see, this is talking about something called the
crawling Man. Have you heard of that?
Speaker 6: Don No, I'm ready to though.
Speaker 5: So it's not clear whether or not it's for sure cryptociding,
but it's an odd sighting nonetheless. Nonetheless, So let me
read about this. And this is coming from apparently Michigan City, Indiana,
and it says it was the middle of summer heat
lightning was flashing over the lake. Several friends and I
were at this dude's beach house. It wasn't very late,
maybe an hour or two after sunset, and we all
went outside under the second story back deck to smoke,
and I was watching the lightning. The house was only
a few hundred feet away from the shore, but the
walk to the beach takes a minute because there is
a grassy dune between it and the shore. So a
couple of us noticed a light beam from a flashlight
coming over the dune. It was scanning the grass like
they were walking around, possibly looking for something. Most people
on the beach at night don't use lights. It's actually
pretty bright all night on Lake Michigan. After your eyes
get used to it, well, the light sweeps by something
in the grass and then it shines back onto it.
What was illuminated was very strange. It appeared to be
a naked man crawling around in the grass, and although
it had elongated arms and legs, it was moving kind
of fast, crunched over. It only lasted a few seconds,
but long enough for all of us to see it,
it says, And then after the thing ran off, the
flashlight shines directly at us. It stayed pointing at us
until it went out a few seconds later, which was
also pretty creepy. So we were all like, what the
hell was that, and we ask each other what we saw,
and we all seen a weird, stretched out, naked guy,
and we wanted to go down there and wanted to
see if we could find it, but no one would go,
and we were all pretty creeped out and wanted to
go back inside. I was actually disappointed, but I wouldn't
go alone, and I still regret it. The only explanation
explainable thing it could possibly have been was a drunk,
gangly naked guy, but I don't think so, because it
looked abnormally stretched out. The light pointed at us, and
it freaked all of us out, and it was something strange.
I can't say what the height of it it was accurately,
but it didn't seem very big, but maybe around seven
feet tall. My husband said it looked like something from
a Marilyn Manson music video. That is really strange.
Speaker 6: Right, I have no words for this one. I don't
have any idea what that would be. Who knows that one?
I'm going to throw in the who knows ben.
Speaker 5: Right, And and you know, in all fairness, granted, if
you're looking at something in the dark that is illuminated
with a flashlight, it can create visual anomalies like perhaps
making it look more out of proportion than it should be,
or then it would normally be could be this guy
was escaped from somewhere and these were people trying to
apprehend him. You know, we don't know, but potentially cryptid. Sure,
I'll go with that, but I haven't I haven't heard
of a lot of other things that, you know, I
guess it could fall into the rake slash ghul definition.
Speaker 6: But it's hard to say, you know, but but you're right,
I mean, it could be anything. And you know, it
could just be mass hallucination, a mass hallucination on that
one could be Yeah, it just you know, because one's
describing it and one's you know, talking about it and
there they've decided, they've already decided what it looks like.
But they also have different perspectives of it. So this
perspectives change. Yeah, that one. Yeah, that one's firmly in
the I don't know, Ben, whatever that falls into, I
don't know, Bin, Yeah, it's like whatever.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, So we got some reportings of things
from Pennsylvania. Here there's three different things. Okay, So the
first one is talking about a creature. So let's see
what this creature is. Let's see. It was apparently April
twenty six, twenty twelve, at about eleven pm that evening,
this couple was driving onto Mud Creek Road, traveling west
towards Highway fourteen near Troy and this again is Pennsylvania,
and as they continued down the dark road, their attention
was drawn to the left side of the roadway. The
man who was the driver saw some movement and mentioned
it to his friend. The woman initially thought that a
naked man was crawling on the side of the road.
The driver decreased his speed and swerved his truck in
the middle of the road and directed the high beams
of his headlights towards the subject. The driver stopped about
thirty to forty feet away, and they soon realized that
this was not a person at all, but instead a
creature that was crawling very low to the ground. As
they watched, the creature moved into a squatting position with
its back completely straight, somewhat like the stance of a kangaroo.
The arms of the creature were held tightly to its body.
What looked like long claws that resembled talons of an
eagle were easily visible. The claws were estimated to be
about eight or ten inches in length. Wow, that's terrifying.
One claw was shorter than the other three and The
creature had a muscular body. The head of the creature
appeared to be like an oversized and shaped like almost
like a wolf. At the top of his head were
two pointed bat like ears that looked about four to
six inches long. The entire creature, according to the man,
was covered in dull, wrinkly, dark black skin. The man
describes seeing large canine teeth in its mouth. The eyes
of the creature were about the size of a silver
dollar and shiny black. He stated that even though he
had his high beams directed towards the creature, the eyes
did not reflect anything back at all. The man said
he looked over the body during the twelve second encounter
and for some reason thought the creature should have wings,
but none were apparent. In the squat of position, the
creature seemed to be about five feet tall. Well, it's
a big creature if it's squatting in its five feet right.
At this point, the creature was in the left lane
of the road at about one or two feet onto
the pavement. As the couple watched in amazement, the creature
began to stretch its body, and the man said that
at this point the animal stretched up or the animal
started to stand up on its back legs while also
falling over onto its front feet, and the driver said
that in this position, the creature seemed to be about
six or seven feet tall. The animal then fell over
onto all four legs, and the witness observed that the
front claws of the creature were now what the front
claws of the creature was now two feet across the
center of the line of the highway, while the back
feet remained about one to two feet on the edge
of the road. The creature then turns its head to
the right and looks towards the vehicle. The driver told
me that it looked directly at them with a horri
horrific expression like it was panicked. And the fellow saw
that it took a deep breath, and he had the
feeling that the creature didn't realize that it was being observed,
and when it realized it, it was it was like
it was caught doing something once I. Once it realized
it was being observed, it leaned back slightly and then
reached forward with its claws. The creature then took a
one tremendous leap and cleared a seven foot embankment and
moved out of sight into a wooded area. The man
estimated that the leap was about forty feet and as
it was in the process of leaping, it was perfectly
straight and held its front claws forward. The legs as
it was leaping were only slightly larger than broomsticks or
about the size of a walking crane, and were very long. Then,
just a second after the creature was gone from sight,
something else occurred. A large bird, possibly an owl, suddenly
rushed at the passenger side window, almost hitting the glass,
then took off and didn't return. It happened so fast
they were unsure if it was an owl or not.
The witnesses indicated that this creature appeared to be changing form.
The driver said its shape was nothing like when it squatted.
When it was squatted, the woman stated to me that
it shaped into another form. She thought it was dark
brown color and looked like a werewolf with a little
black hair. She estimated that when I was leaping into
the woods, she thought it stood about nine feet tall.
The woman, while reluctant to say, said I think it
was a man changing into a were wolf. The man,
after he after the experience, went onto the Internet to
try to figure out what he saw and told me
that the closest way he could describe the creature was
be a gargoyle with no wings. Wow, so that's pretty crazy. Huh.
Speaker 6: Well, you know how you know when it first started out,
you know, it was on the side of the road,
and it started to, you know, stand up, but it
fell forward onto its feet, so like like four footed,
like its front feet. Maybe very Yeah, it started so
it started sounding like a werewolf. Yeah, But then the owl?
Where did the owl come from? It?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know if that's just an
odd like maybe this thing's spooked an owl out of
the brush or something or what. I don't know.
Speaker 6: That would be the only thing that would make sense
in that. But they said it, they said it was.
It seemed to be changing shape. Right would a person
Would a normal average male six foot two hundred pounds
have enough mass to become a nine foot werewolf?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know how this all works, brother.
I mean, we're into a whole bunch of uncharted realms
here where it seems like in a lot of ways,
the laws of physics as we understand them kind of
break down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, breakdown? How about become non existent, yea or.
Speaker 5: Non existent, that's always a possibility as well. So very
strange though this one talks about some kind of dragon
like creature, and these are always odd. So somebody in
Pennsylvania saw a that said it was flying above him
at about a distance of about fifty five feet. It
looked like a large flying creature that looked like a dragon.
As the flying creature passed over the over an automatic
dust dawn light, the witness was able to get a
good look at the strange flying animal. The body was
about twenty two feet long with a wingspan of about
eighteen feet and looked to be shiny, with an almost
reflective body with no scales. The color was dark, possibly
brown and red, similar to auburn brown, and at the
end tip of the wings were what appeared to be
talon like fingers, maybe three to four in number. The
wings of the wing structure appeared to be muscular, The
arms of the wing structure appeared to be muscular, and
the wings were quite thick, but not like skin. Then
there appeared to be a rear fin on both sides
of its body, and the creature displayed at arrowhead like
kind of tail the witness also saw what appeared to
be two extended rear legs, and the creature had a
cone shape around the head and it stopped flat at
the base of the neck. So the weirdest physical feature
that the person saw was the mouth and eyes were
illuminated with a very ominous orange glow. And the creature
flew over the tree, over a tree at the bottom
of his yard, and moved off into the distance, and
the fellow heard a large, deep, throaty sound similar to
the fog horn on a boat. The entire observation was
only about twenty seconds. That's still a really long observation,
it is. I don't know. That's very very strange. Could
it be I don't know. Could it be just a
really really big misidentification. I suppose, you know, and that's
always possible. But obviously this person really believes that they
saw something that didn't make sense to them.
Speaker 6: And yet they described it in a way that still
doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5: Well, there's that.
Speaker 6: Did they say it was in a it was it
in what kind of Was it anywhere near water like
a lake or no?
Speaker 5: There's no more information there.
Speaker 6: So, because it sounded like it sounded like some kind
of manfish, but then it flew over the trees. I
was like, what.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, it's very strange. I don't know what we're
dealing with here. To be honest with you, I don't know.
Oh wow, very odd stuff for sure.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 5: But in closing, don I think we should probably cover this.
And ladies and gentlemen, if you're out there looking for cryptids,
just you know, and you want to bag one for
the body count and for the scientific proof, just make
sure you know what you're doing. Make sure you know
what you're seeing. So this one says. This one's Helena, Montana,
oh A man says that he was shot at multiple
times after a hunter mistok him for bigfoot. The twenty
seven year old Helena, a man from Helena, said he
was setting up targets on a Bureau of Land Management
land Sunday when bullets whizzed by him on either side,
and he said he ran to cover and heard more shots.
He told local authorities he confronted the shooter, who was
in a black pickup, and the shooter was not wearing
orange and thought he was bigfoot. Oh I thought you're bigfoot,
the man quoted. The shooter is saying according to Lewis
and Clark County Sheriff Leo Dutton, I don't target practice,
but if I see something that looks like bigfoot, I
just shoot at it. So very strange. Dunton says. The
man wants the area checked and the shooter found and
talked about the safe shooting in the area, but the
man doesn't want to press charges. Wow. Well yeah, but
what if he thinks somebody else's bigfoot? Yeah, he might
want to get that guy some glasses or something.
Speaker 6: Do something other than shake your finger at.
Speaker 5: Him, it says. Mccathy. Reports. Local law enforcement officials are
questioning the man's report because it was called ian a
day afterward and the man couldn't describe the shooter or
they couldn't find the pickup. However, a woman has come
forward with a similar story about a man who was
shooting at her, although humanoid cryptids did not come up
in her version. We're working to find this person and
said it is of great concern that this individual might
think it's okay to shoot at anything he thinks is
a bigfoot. Oh my god, how terrifying is that? That
is ridiculous, That is really really a whole big bucket
is stupid right there. I can't even believe that. Oh man,
So we'll just call that our cautionary tale of the night.
What do you think done?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we'd have to. I mean, how ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so much stupid in one story. I mean,
you don't just drive around and start popping shots at
you know something that you're having those wild fantasy about.
Speaker 6: That is well, man, there you have it.
Speaker 5: I guess that's our episode. Don, what do you think?
Speaker 6: I think I've learned a lot and I think I
have a lot more to question.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Amen, brother, I think so too. But we hope
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