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Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one
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Speaker 2: nine oh five right, So, uh, the hope the late
Speaker 2: Pope is lying in state right now, Mi silica, right ye.
Speaker 2: The warners are coming by paying their respects and this
Speaker 2: will be the situation until the actual funeral on a
Speaker 2: Saturday morning, and then you get to conclave going where
Speaker 2: the cardinals will convene and votes one of their own
Speaker 2: to succeed Francis. One of those who's saying he has
Speaker 2: every right to participate is Cardinal Giovanni and Jello Boushia.
Speaker 2: He insists he's eligible to vote in the coming conclave
Speaker 2: despite having resigned from his rights as a cardinal and
Speaker 2: his subsequent conviction for embezzlement and other crimes, which he
Speaker 2: is currently appealing. He was brought up in front of
Speaker 2: the Vatican Court, found guilty of mainly a bunch of
Speaker 2: financial crimes and stuff, and given a five year sentence,
Speaker 2: which he hasn't started yet because it's still in the
Speaker 2: appeals process. You're not voting, Sir Francis, stripped him of
Speaker 2: what goes on with the rights and duties of a
Speaker 2: cardinal without actually removing his title as cardinal, which in
Speaker 2: retrospect now I don't mean to next day quarterback the
Speaker 2: late Pope, but he probably should have just given this
Speaker 2: guy the heave ho. Totally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you still have to I think I don't
Speaker 3: know about Pope Court, but I'm thinking you still have
Speaker 3: to have some sort of innocent until proven Gil.
Speaker 2: You got to take that red cap away from him. Man,
Speaker 2: you don't get that cardinal beanie if uh again, you
Speaker 2: just said armchair quarterback. Now, you can't just make the
Speaker 2: guy a blue Jay that quick. It doesn't You don't understand.
Speaker 2: I knew you did the Catholic school route. It's no
Speaker 2: blue Jays, Bishop and Cardinal so Cardinal Giovanni and Jello
Speaker 2: bco is aide. I don't know how you say say
Speaker 2: his name. Some Italian dude's looking to gum up the
Speaker 2: works with this whole deal.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be drama and everything. He's done there, I swear.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he'll be live streaming or not.
Speaker 2: There's always one. As you point out, Taco for aleas one.
Speaker 3: Somebody voted for LCTB for Pope the life coach cannot
Speaker 3: be a pope.
Speaker 2: He has too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's going on in his life, so many other
Speaker 3: people to help.
Speaker 2: By the way, that mem you sent me yesterday was fantastic.
Speaker 2: That came from a let's move alone.
Speaker 3: Anybody who saw the pope meme yesterday and it's not
Speaker 3: ragging on the Pope. No, no, because you don't mess
Speaker 3: with religion.
Speaker 2: This is kind of random. Former tennis world number one
Speaker 2: Andre Agassi will make his professional debut you and the
Speaker 2: fast growing sport of pickleball next week. W what Andre Agassi,
Speaker 2: who's retired, you know, former number one in the world.
Speaker 2: Is uh coming out of retirement to jump into professional pickleball?
Speaker 3: You know one of the biggest fun facts of pick
Speaker 3: a ball. Don't you give me that?
Speaker 2: In just a second, I want to let you know
Speaker 2: that he's teaming up with the top ranked ann Lee
Speaker 2: Waters for the mixed doubles at the US Open Pickleball Championships.
Speaker 3: I want to see what Billy, Billy, Jean and Uh
Speaker 3: and Jenner on the other team watch a true match.
Speaker 3: So pickleball, we know, pick a ball has been the craze. Heck,
Speaker 3: they actually built a not built they put down tape
Speaker 3: for a pickleball court in our uh in our office
Speaker 3: up here, remember that, and they handed out pickleball rackets.
Speaker 3: I know there were people actually playing pick a ball
Speaker 3: out there for a wall and get it. I know,
Speaker 3: I know people who play pick a ball all the time.
Speaker 2: But you're ready for the fun. In fact, what happened
Speaker 2: with that, By the way it was there and then
Speaker 2: it went away.
Speaker 3: I think it was just like, hey, this is going
Speaker 3: over like a yeah. The cardinal that's stripped of all
Speaker 3: this stuff.
Speaker 2: Weren't we supposed to be getting over here in this
Speaker 2: big area where foosball or a ping pong table or
Speaker 2: something they're trying to like google it up around here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for a slide. You've got to have like
Speaker 2: more than three people working in the building, though, to
Speaker 2: really get any benefit out of those kind of perks.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: It's hard to play, you know, pick a ball by yourself.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like playing tennis where you beat it
Speaker 3: against the wall.
Speaker 2: Yeah we should Uh, I probably shouldn't said this is
Speaker 2: Uh do you have a genius idea? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had baf pizza too.
Speaker 2: We should start sub letting space on this floor, do
Speaker 2: you know what? We could probably collect a couple months
Speaker 2: of payments before anybody even thought to that. Hey, who
Speaker 2: are you some random guys sitting over there in a cubicle.
Speaker 2: We've got Rose and Ros and Rose and Rose, empty
Speaker 2: cubicles in this clothing.
Speaker 3: You can't just invite people all of a sudden you
Speaker 3: have the wrong person renting it.
Speaker 2: Cut rates uh off the space.
Speaker 3: Listen, you're not in sales for a reason.
Speaker 2: They're red.
Speaker 3: Hey, my fun fact about pickleball. Yes, more injuries in
Speaker 3: pickleball than you could imagine. You know why, who plays pickleball?
Speaker 3: Not old, not young, but everybody. There are kids all
Speaker 3: the way to grandparents and they get out there and think, oh,
Speaker 3: like McEnroe or whoever, Oh I used to mac and
Speaker 3: Roe out on the court, be insane, the bombs he'd
Speaker 3: be dropped.
Speaker 2: Blow in his stack. Nothing, No disrespect to pickleball or pickleballers.
Speaker 3: You'd rather have a pickle Well, that goes without saying.
Speaker 2: I mean, but I've yet to run into anyone in
Speaker 2: my immediate circle of friends and acquaintances and family who's
Speaker 2: even remotely dab pickleball that I'm aware of.
Speaker 3: I knew the pickleball fun fact for a reason. I
Speaker 3: have some friends that play it. I'm not signing up
Speaker 3: for a mat. I used to play some mean racquetball,
Speaker 3: and then up north, you know, with the New Yorkers.
Speaker 2: We'd play handball.
Speaker 3: You play it down, you'd beat that ball right up
Speaker 3: against the wall and then you go for for a slice.
Speaker 3: That's the New York trips where I saw Anthrax play in.
Speaker 2: A garage for thirty years now, before Pat didn't believe
Speaker 2: me until we had what's his name for Scottian? Yes,
Speaker 2: Scottian on for my Anthrax and he goes, oh Man
Speaker 2: in White.
Speaker 3: Plains, New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was probably us.
Speaker 3: He goes, no, he said that was before we were Anthrax.
Speaker 3: I got pat your favorite one of your favorite bands, Anthrax,
Speaker 3: and I saw him before.
Speaker 2: You may third, HBO will roll out a two part
Speaker 2: documentary oh called pee Wee as in Paul Rubins pee
Speaker 2: Wee Herman. Guess what. I'm having a party and you're invited.
Speaker 4: I wanted to be a performance artist. Out of nowhere,
Speaker 4: pee Wee Herman popped out of me. The audience ate
Speaker 4: it up and went crazy. There wasn't like a moment
Speaker 4: in the eighties that wasn't super cool to be meeting
Speaker 4: and then dark music bump bump, bump bom. I lost
Speaker 4: control of my anonymity. That it was devastating. I don't
Speaker 4: want to come off like a victim in some way.
Speaker 4: I kept who I was a secret for a really
Speaker 4: long time. I hid behind an alter ego.
Speaker 2: Today's secret. What is death is just so final?
Speaker 1: To be able to.
Speaker 4: Get your message in at the last minute is incredible.
Speaker 2: That's wild, That you know, he participated in the making
Speaker 2: of that before his passing passed. And then I've always
Speaker 2: just kind of marveled at the Paul Rubins debacle, the
Speaker 2: whole thing from going to you know, most of us,
Speaker 2: the first we ever knew there was you know, pee wee, Yes,
Speaker 2: and you would watch that, you'd be like enamored to
Speaker 2: the point that was like tele Atubby's weird before weird
Speaker 2: was weird. Yeah. Yeah, And he was caught in the
Speaker 2: peep show out of Miami Beach.
Speaker 3: Do you remember seeing him on on game shows?
Speaker 2: He used to go on game shows.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, not as pee wee, just as a contestant,
Speaker 3: Paul right, and he was funny as all get out.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, see, Pat, this is the problem with subletting
Speaker 3: space here. Okay, the bosses were already signing deals on it. It's
Speaker 3: not somebody said, you guys are sub letting space. I'm
Speaker 3: on my way, perfect area to start my tic tacks
Speaker 3: and ball sacks only fan, keep your tic tax at home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you just disregard what I said about that idea?
Speaker 2: Another failed Lynchingsco adventure adventure.
Speaker 3: I am sending the promo idea to our boss as
Speaker 3: we speak. Don't don't say it because somebody's wanting rock
Speaker 3: Fell tickets for the idea.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't your idea. We already knew it from
Speaker 2: back earlier in the show. Okay, yeah, no, we're on that.
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