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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots. I'm feeling it, man. Today's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be your day to win one thousand dollars in

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<v Speaker 2>Rock the Bank.

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<v Speaker 3>Add your name to that list to JR listeners that

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<v Speaker 3>have already won. How about like maybe Pete from Sanford.

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<v Speaker 3>You listen to Pete, you could win one thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 3>on Rock that Bank.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine right around nine oh five, you'll get the first

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<v Speaker 2>keyword of the day. Then there'll be twelve more to follow,

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<v Speaker 2>so total of thirteen one thousand dollars cash prizes each weekday.

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<v Speaker 2>You are in control of how much you want to play,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah ener each time if you want at WJR dot

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<v Speaker 2>com when you get those keywords at five past the hour,

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<v Speaker 2>nine oh five right, So, uh, the hope the late

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<v Speaker 2>Pope is lying in state right now, Mi silica, right ye.

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<v Speaker 2>The warners are coming by paying their respects and this

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<v Speaker 2>will be the situation until the actual funeral on a

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday morning, and then you get to conclave going where

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<v Speaker 2>the cardinals will convene and votes one of their own

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<v Speaker 2>to succeed Francis. One of those who's saying he has

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<v Speaker 2>every right to participate is Cardinal Giovanni and Jello Boushia.

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<v Speaker 2>He insists he's eligible to vote in the coming conclave

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<v Speaker 2>despite having resigned from his rights as a cardinal and

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<v Speaker 2>his subsequent conviction for embezzlement and other crimes, which he

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<v Speaker 2>is currently appealing. He was brought up in front of

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<v Speaker 2>the Vatican Court, found guilty of mainly a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>financial crimes and stuff, and given a five year sentence,

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<v Speaker 2>which he hasn't started yet because it's still in the

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<v Speaker 2>appeals process. You're not voting, Sir Francis, stripped him of

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<v Speaker 2>what goes on with the rights and duties of a

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<v Speaker 2>cardinal without actually removing his title as cardinal, which in

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<v Speaker 2>retrospect now I don't mean to next day quarterback the

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<v Speaker 2>late Pope, but he probably should have just given this

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<v Speaker 2>guy the heave ho. Totally.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you still have to I think I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know about Pope Court, but I'm thinking you still have

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<v Speaker 3>to have some sort of innocent until proven Gil.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to take that red cap away from him. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't get that cardinal beanie if uh again, you

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<v Speaker 2>just said armchair quarterback. Now, you can't just make the

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<v Speaker 2>guy a blue Jay that quick. It doesn't You don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew you did the Catholic school route. It's no

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<v Speaker 2>blue Jays, Bishop and Cardinal so Cardinal Giovanni and Jello

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<v Speaker 2>bco is aide. I don't know how you say say

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<v Speaker 2>his name. Some Italian dude's looking to gum up the

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<v Speaker 2>works with this whole deal.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gotta be drama and everything. He's done there, I swear.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he'll be live streaming or not.

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<v Speaker 2>There's always one. As you point out, Taco for aleas one.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody voted for LCTB for Pope the life coach cannot

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<v Speaker 3>be a pope.

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<v Speaker 2>He has too much.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's going on in his life, so many other

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<v Speaker 3>people to help.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, that mem you sent me yesterday was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>That came from a let's move alone.

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<v Speaker 3>Anybody who saw the pope meme yesterday and it's not

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<v Speaker 3>ragging on the Pope. No, no, because you don't mess

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<v Speaker 3>with religion.

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<v Speaker 2>This is kind of random. Former tennis world number one

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<v Speaker 2>Andre Agassi will make his professional debut you and the

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<v Speaker 2>fast growing sport of pickleball next week. W what Andre Agassi,

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<v Speaker 2>who's retired, you know, former number one in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Is uh coming out of retirement to jump into professional pickleball?

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<v Speaker 3>You know one of the biggest fun facts of pick

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<v Speaker 3>a ball. Don't you give me that?

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<v Speaker 2>In just a second, I want to let you know

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<v Speaker 2>that he's teaming up with the top ranked ann Lee

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<v Speaker 2>Waters for the mixed doubles at the US Open Pickleball Championships.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to see what Billy, Billy, Jean and Uh

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<v Speaker 3>and Jenner on the other team watch a true match.

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<v Speaker 3>So pickleball, we know, pick a ball has been the craze. Heck,

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<v Speaker 3>they actually built a not built they put down tape

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<v Speaker 3>for a pickleball court in our uh in our office

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<v Speaker 3>up here, remember that, and they handed out pickleball rackets.

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<v Speaker 3>I know there were people actually playing pick a ball

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<v Speaker 3>out there for a wall and get it. I know,

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<v Speaker 3>I know people who play pick a ball all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're ready for the fun. In fact, what happened

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<v Speaker 2>with that, By the way it was there and then

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<v Speaker 2>it went away.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was just like, hey, this is going

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<v Speaker 3>over like a yeah. The cardinal that's stripped of all

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<v Speaker 3>this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Weren't we supposed to be getting over here in this

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<v Speaker 2>big area where foosball or a ping pong table or

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<v Speaker 2>something they're trying to like google it up around here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm waiting for a slide. You've got to have like

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<v Speaker 2>more than three people working in the building, though, to

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<v Speaker 2>really get any benefit out of those kind of perks.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard to play, you know, pick a ball by yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of like playing tennis where you beat it

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<v Speaker 3>against the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah we should Uh, I probably shouldn't said this is

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<v Speaker 2>Uh do you have a genius idea? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we had baf pizza too.

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<v Speaker 2>We should start sub letting space on this floor, do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what? We could probably collect a couple months

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<v Speaker 2>of payments before anybody even thought to that. Hey, who

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<v Speaker 2>are you some random guys sitting over there in a cubicle.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got Rose and Ros and Rose and Rose, empty

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<v Speaker 2>cubicles in this clothing.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't just invite people all of a sudden you

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<v Speaker 3>have the wrong person renting it.

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<v Speaker 2>Cut rates uh off the space.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, you're not in sales for a reason.

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<v Speaker 2>They're red.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, my fun fact about pickleball. Yes, more injuries in

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<v Speaker 3>pickleball than you could imagine. You know why, who plays pickleball?

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<v Speaker 3>Not old, not young, but everybody. There are kids all

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<v Speaker 3>the way to grandparents and they get out there and think, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>like McEnroe or whoever, Oh I used to mac and

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<v Speaker 3>Roe out on the court, be insane, the bombs he'd

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<v Speaker 3>be dropped.

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<v Speaker 2>Blow in his stack. Nothing, No disrespect to pickleball or pickleballers.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd rather have a pickle Well, that goes without saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, but I've yet to run into anyone in

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<v Speaker 2>my immediate circle of friends and acquaintances and family who's

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<v Speaker 2>even remotely dab pickleball that I'm aware of.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew the pickleball fun fact for a reason. I

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<v Speaker 3>have some friends that play it. I'm not signing up

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<v Speaker 3>for a mat. I used to play some mean racquetball,

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<v Speaker 3>and then up north, you know, with the New Yorkers.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd play handball.

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<v Speaker 3>You play it down, you'd beat that ball right up

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<v Speaker 3>against the wall and then you go for for a slice.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the New York trips where I saw Anthrax play in.

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<v Speaker 2>A garage for thirty years now, before Pat didn't believe

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<v Speaker 2>me until we had what's his name for Scottian? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Scottian on for my Anthrax and he goes, oh Man

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<v Speaker 2>in White.

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<v Speaker 3>Plains, New York.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was probably us.

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<v Speaker 3>He goes, no, he said that was before we were Anthrax.

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<v Speaker 3>I got pat your favorite one of your favorite bands, Anthrax,

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<v Speaker 3>and I saw him before.

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<v Speaker 2>You may third, HBO will roll out a two part

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<v Speaker 2>documentary oh called pee Wee as in Paul Rubins pee

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<v Speaker 2>Wee Herman. Guess what. I'm having a party and you're invited.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to be a performance artist. Out of nowhere,

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<v Speaker 4>pee Wee Herman popped out of me. The audience ate

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<v Speaker 4>it up and went crazy. There wasn't like a moment

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<v Speaker 4>in the eighties that wasn't super cool to be meeting

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<v Speaker 4>and then dark music bump bump, bump bom. I lost

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<v Speaker 4>control of my anonymity. That it was devastating. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to come off like a victim in some way.

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<v Speaker 4>I kept who I was a secret for a really

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<v Speaker 4>long time. I hid behind an alter ego.

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<v Speaker 2>Today's secret. What is death is just so final?

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<v Speaker 1>To be able to.

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<v Speaker 4>Get your message in at the last minute is incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>That's wild, That you know, he participated in the making

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<v Speaker 2>of that before his passing passed. And then I've always

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of marveled at the Paul Rubins debacle, the

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing from going to you know, most of us,

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<v Speaker 2>the first we ever knew there was you know, pee wee, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and you would watch that, you'd be like enamored to

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<v Speaker 2>the point that was like tele Atubby's weird before weird

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<v Speaker 2>was weird. Yeah. Yeah, And he was caught in the

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<v Speaker 2>peep show out of Miami Beach.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember seeing him on on game shows?

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<v Speaker 2>He used to go on game shows.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, not as pee wee, just as a contestant,

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<v Speaker 3>Paul right, and he was funny as all get out.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, see, Pat, this is the problem with subletting

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<v Speaker 3>space here. Okay, the bosses were already signing deals on it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not somebody said, you guys are sub letting space. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>on my way, perfect area to start my tic tacks

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<v Speaker 3>and ball sacks only fan, keep your tic tax at home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can you just disregard what I said about that idea?

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<v Speaker 2>Another failed Lynchingsco adventure adventure.

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<v Speaker 3>I am sending the promo idea to our boss as

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<v Speaker 3>we speak. Don't don't say it because somebody's wanting rock

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<v Speaker 3>Fell tickets for the idea.

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<v Speaker 2>But it wasn't your idea. We already knew it from

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<v Speaker 2>back earlier in the show. Okay, yeah, no, we're on that.

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<v Speaker 2>I got you. Wink wink, nudge nudge one one j

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<v Speaker 2>r R. It just rocks.