Speaker 1: You are listening to Table Story.
Speaker 2: And you're right there.
Speaker 3: It's your boy, Evan McGregor, and we're here to play
another game of boxer versus M M. A fighter in
the ring the Colisseum. It's Table Story and dust Ver
fighting out of the blue corner.
Speaker 2: It's these losers, your says a beholder. You know what,
you know what cast.
Speaker 4: This was a Pathfinder fight.
Speaker 2: I immediately fuck you up with that because it has
that horrible cone of anti magic. You've got strike and
I don't have.
Speaker 5: So what the fuck do you sound fun?
Speaker 2: Because you I threw my computer and I threw it
on the ground in a fit Bridge. Jay got drunk
last night and through his computer for the walls and
didn't got really annoyed when he woke up in his
computer didn't work.
Speaker 5: Please tell me, please, please tell me you used my
little rage em with the fist in the air and
the flames in the eyes.
Speaker 1: It's like I was fucking I was half to it
on my shoulder and I was like.
Speaker 2: Like, you did problem and it just.
Speaker 6: Right after saying.
Speaker 1: Nothing nothing, I didn't a single thing.
Speaker 6: I think that I think that you did. Say.
Speaker 7: Man, I'm really glad my computer is not in any
jeopardy or some ship.
Speaker 1: Like that's not broken. You might get like really loud
for a second, Was that actually too louder?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: I don't know either.
Speaker 2: I was screaming.
Speaker 1: Is it loud for you guys?
Speaker 6: I mean it's you know, it's louder than it was
but Tuesday?
Speaker 1: So how's that? Is that better?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Ship the loudest one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how's this? Ah?
Speaker 1: To keep going down? To go down, down, down, more,
further further, all the okay, all the way down now.
Speaker 2: Now turn off your camera. You need to go up now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go back to where you work.
Speaker 2: How welcome everybody to dust. Well, so we started late,
and then we started even later than late because of
twitch Woodland, I mean Excalibate.
Speaker 6: Which shoes for those of you not in the.
Speaker 2: It's just playing fair like Excalibur instead, because that's easier.
Speaker 4: No, he's got facts to back up his story that
it's not his fault.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5: I mean I have the time stamp that I connected
to the Zoom call.
Speaker 2: Jay through his computer over the street or whatever. So
that's why we're late.
Speaker 5: He then he then backed over it with his truck it's.
Speaker 2: Pretty bad monster truck, but we're here. We begins. Yay, everybody,
without further ado, Game of Thrones is shipped now and
let's get on with the Let's get on with the show.
Speaker 1: What's happening? Okay, No, I just need to crop out
the logo on Teni's camera. Yeah, yeah, we don't. We
don't do no free advertisement for companies here. Y'all gotta
pay for that ship.
Speaker 4: Tell the shitty program to actually work with a chroma key.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think pretty saying with you. You tell him Jay,
no product placement on this stream. I want to No,
you're not holding it right. You got to show the
label anything.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we're gonna be playing D and D five E.
Speaker 1: I would never be able to get session with out
my cover girlion.
Speaker 2: Lipstick.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's really funny.
Speaker 2: Look at this beverage.
Speaker 1: It's really funny when you do like when you do
panels and ship, they're always like, uh, you get water
and they just come by and rip off the labels
because I can't remember what it is. I thought it
was like a free advertisement thing, but somebody said it
was like a liability thing at some point. But it's
always so funny. Yeah, yeah, the sound the sound guy
always comes by and he's like, is that a Coke? No,
you can't do that, you can't have it has to
be in a glass, isn't my little pony?
Speaker 5: I mean when I was when I was at the
Coca Cola headquarters, they were so uh there. They were
very adamant about that that they would go through and
remove like anything with colored blue from being that way
because of pepsi.
Speaker 6: Yeah, pepsi.
Speaker 2: Huh wow.
Speaker 5: It was also funny because like, I was down there
to play Breakaway from the Amazon Game studios, and most
of the people that I was talking to weren't from Coke.
They were from Amazon, even though Coca Cola was paying
for the whole event. Yeah, but Amazon was the ones
who made the game, right, And so at one point,
you know, I feel more like I'm talking to Amazon
than I am talking to Coke, because it's mostly like
game depths from the Amazon Game studios that I'm interacting with.
And at one point I made the mistake of saying, man,
I'm really thirsty in the middle of the freaking you're
turning bad right now, in like the middle of the
Coke headquarters. I was like, man, I'm really thirsty and
suddenly like seventeen arms. Yeah, I get with cans of
coke and gatorade and bottle with whatever their brand of
bottled water is and just like from every.
Speaker 2: Possible angles, smart Water, like all this stuff. And I
was like, it's like.
Speaker 1: The classic like fortyeties when the when the woman like
likes her cigarette and the you know, fourteen men with lighters. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a similar experience a Red Bull event, but
it was all Red Bull. I ended up drinking just
bull all day. Yeah. He was palpitating and I couldn't.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine being in the middle of a crowd
of people at a Red Bull party and going, man,
I really need a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Let's go fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 1: No, No, I was gonna say, what, what the fuck
is the there's something with their vending machines with cokes
like vending machines because they're so aggressive about their branding, right,
like they have to be. They they really have to
lock it down that Uh. There was like a restaurant
around the corner that they had pepsi stuff in one
of their coke vending machines and they got it taken
away from them.
Speaker 4: The fire bombed.
Speaker 1: They basically just like there was a there's a guy
that came in and fucking took the vending machine from.
Speaker 4: Them, Like.
Speaker 1: There was actually like coke as well. Within the right
to do that, they they have to do that ship, but.
Speaker 2: It was actually a editor drone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and deleted the machine from reality scan it and
then vaporized it right then and there. Yeah, napalm is
the best brand control tool.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you.
Speaker 5: He's not wrong.
Speaker 1: It's like, what's that you know when worms the golden donkey,
they just drop one of those on a building and
it just goes down and crutches the vending machine.
Speaker 5: That thing is so stupid. I love the concrete donkey
is the dumbest thing. It's amazing Worms last night. I
need to go back and play Worms now that they've
added the feral Lar Caliber Voice pack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hot, damn, that's so cool that like small humble brag.
Yeah yeah they did.
Speaker 2: He said he's out himself for his eyes.
Speaker 5: I'm selling out, selling out to myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is fine. I'm okay with that. I'm gonna
go and buy myself hate like voice.
Speaker 5: You can you can't give me crap because I don't
have my in game name set as twitch dot tv
slash and then whatever my user name is. As long
as I don't long because I don't do that, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Those guys are the best ones. Come on, are they
still doing that on Legal?
Speaker 2: Smart?
Speaker 1: They smart?
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: You're just jealous because they do that on League. They
do that in pub g all the time.
Speaker 9: Puls.
Speaker 8: I don't see them because you can't type, at least
in publish their name like their name dies, right, Well,
that's what's funny. When you kill them, then yeah, guys,
go watch this guy sucks at it.
Speaker 5: It's like name name yourself after your twitch linco and
then spend all your time hunting summit.
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm sure, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Find Anthony and Grahams and then they shoot you in
the head.
Speaker 1: Like well that's that's the funny thing too, is like
when I see when I see people try and like
stream snipe those streamers that are really fucking good at
the game. It's like, do you not They're they're better
than you, man, Like they're better five minutes doing this
and they're just gonna dick you as soon as you
see them.
Speaker 5: Sort of but not really, because that's a game where
being better than someone else like to a large degree
relies on getting better positioning than them and understanding matt
movement and and and if you know exactly if you
know exactly where they are, they lose that position in
Matt movement advantage and you can surprise them. So like
it really does massively, like even up that skill gap,
they could be better than you. But if you know
where they are and they don't know where you are,
you just come up behind them and kill them. Not
that I, you know, wrote the book on streams.
Speaker 2: You not that you the guy honking the horn in
those videos.
Speaker 5: Where not that, not that back in the days, days
or anything. I wasn't like the guy. I didn't build
a career off.
Speaker 2: It or anything. Streams not thing. I just couldn't bebove it.
That's all. That's my main issue is it's way too
much effort to try and join one of those fucking games.
You have to I don't and keep clicking and getting
into the game and then like finding them, I'm like.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know if it's the game, so I
don't know if it's been published yet. But PC gamer
is actually doing like a column on stream sniping.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, really yeah, I mean it's a it's a
thing that like affects people. It's one of those like
you have those people that are like, just put a
delay on the stream, and it's like, well you can't.
But also at the same time, I feel like I
feel like it's a mixed bag. Like if you stream it,
people are gonna stream snipe you. It's gonna happen. You
kind of just have to get used to it.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. But you know, I mean, you're broadcasting your
game out. What do you expect's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I still I still fucking hate it when
it happens. It's just it's kind of a it's just like,
you know, having somebody call you a fucking asshole every
time you stream, like it's just a perk of the job.
Speaker 2: I guess they're like, hey, I have a band button
for this, which I never But I don't ban anyone ever,
everybody too. I know, I ban hundreds of people. To day,
I banned people would come in and just I'm like,
I don't even like your name.
Speaker 5: You know, I never stream I never stream sniped ever,
but I cream striped a lot was my term for it,
And I should we talk about that on twitch?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We should maybe if we should maybe wait on this one.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I don't know, Carlias knows a lot
about cream striping.
Speaker 2: Right, it's when you leave to like corvette lines down
the back of whoever you're Okay, Okay, that's pretty all right.
Speaker 5: That was so no, no, my, my, my, My origins
as a completely shameless stream sniper are pretty well known,
at least at least in my channel, it is.
Speaker 2: But you got some funny reactions for people.
Speaker 5: Man, I got a voice changer that put military static
on my voice, so it sounded like I was in
the army, and I would run at people's soul. But
then I would like talk hidden game on this voys.
Speaker 2: I've got them there on the north end. It sounds
so real. Just run from me.
Speaker 1: That's how Bikeman got started.
Speaker 2: Like Bikeman, Well that troll channels used to just be
a thing you don't remember, like troll CHANNELSUGEI fucking started.
Speaker 1: Uh. I'm the one that named him Bikeman because when
I used to play Dais, there was this guy that
would wear a gilly suit and he would find me
on every server every fucking server, and he would drive
around on a motorbike and just play Benga Boys, we
like to party the whole fucking time. He would just
spin around and do that over and over and then
like he would never speak. It was just Benga Boys.
And like the one time he like stopped and in
voice Chatty was like, get on, and he just took
me for like a three hour journey and I was like,
you're a bike man. And he started streaming after that.
But that was his thing is he'd do that to streamers,
just play we like to party and circle around them
on a fucking motorbike.
Speaker 5: I used to take the little I used to take
the little scraps of paper and Daisy could leave notes
and just leave leave like inspirational quotes from past presidents
on the ground randomly, but then like sign it as J.
You're just like signed J. And I would just leave
those around and that was like my calling card, just
the letter J.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 5: I would sign it Jay and then like an presidential quote.
But I did it on so many streams that like
it was just like, oh, that's the same guy that
did it to this guy and this guy, this guy. Anyway,
should we play D and D. We've probably played D
and D. Sure, it's not like we're two hours late.
Speaker 1: That can be arranged. That can be arranged. Yeah, I
only have a baseball game to go to, big deal baseball, Jesus,
I don't. But it's fucking.
Speaker 5: Everything's even worse than bottom. Still, going baseball.
Speaker 1: Is like I don't like it, but I mean you
can drink and eat hot dogs.
Speaker 4: I think McGregor is gonna win your baseball game, so
probably let's go.
Speaker 2: Ye that baseball game.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 2: So Dust, Well, you guys are deep.
Speaker 1: Within the ever.
Speaker 2: You are in the city of Sin River, which is
located on the continent of dust veil over, Ah. You are.
You've been here for a couple of days in game,
a couple of hundred years outside of the game. It
was like, you know what I'm saying, boys, time to
time to get going. You know. Sin River, of course,
being a relatively it's like a casino town. It's a
very large city that sits in the base of a
dried out, old, old, old old riverbed with the gorgean
center of it, a huge bustling town. Twenty four to
seven pretty much, you guys have been here for a while.
You've bought some things, you've won some things. You've gotten
yourselves involved in all sorts of mischief.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: Some of you have slept with other people in town
in incredibly romantic ways and scenes.
Speaker 6: You have kissed chairs.
Speaker 2: Some of you have kissed chairs and ruined Raja's entire house.
I can't I can't even begin to remember everything there
perfect what.
Speaker 1: I'm also hungover.
Speaker 2: In game, That's where I was going. Everyone is hungover.
I think, Well, you were drinking too, weren't you.
Speaker 11: Oh my consolutions really high, so I don't get done.
Speaker 1: He ran twenty four on his con save in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well then you are not hungover. You are
a little.
Speaker 11: Wasn't I about to unto the weaponsman?
Speaker 2: No? Yes you were, Yes, just like faking out. I
mean I was going to get there, but you guys
want to run the fucking.
Speaker 1: Game on going with to keep going with it?
Speaker 4: What were you about to win?
Speaker 2: Christ? Yeah right, we're about to just wind. No, you
guys were all separate with the intention of meeting at
the fighting pits. I think Strings and Lash went to
see the alchemist, picked up a few healing potions. Carlias
and Rajah.
Speaker 7: We bumped into Strings, and I bumped into Carlias on
his way back.
Speaker 2: Carlos was on his way up to the weapon smith
Raja and going to the temple. Yes, And as you
stepped into the doorway at the temple, there was a
beautiful gnome sat there staring wide eyed and open mouthed
at seemingly at Arden. We don't know. It could have
been something behind him, beholder. We just don't know. One
day I'm going to do that to you. Guys. You
walk in and see a very prominent figure from your past,
but behind you is a Beholder, and that's all they see.
Speaker 1: Very prominent figure from your past, the Beholder, Beholder from Storm,
King Thunder.
Speaker 4: It works for j y.
Speaker 2: These So connor, roll me a D two.
Speaker 4: That's not promising?
Speaker 1: Please is pregnant?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 11: I know what the fuck this is, your asshole?
Speaker 2: Do you? I don't think I don't think you know feeling?
Speaker 1: No, you already rolled one for today?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Nineteen oh yeah, yeah, what do you think this
is for? I just need to know now.
Speaker 11: No, I'm not saying that for him.
Speaker 6: You have to because he doesn't think you're right? Can you?
Speaker 11: If I'm right, you'll you'll be able to tell the
emotional my face.
Speaker 2: You walk into the weapon Smith's carlis that it was.
It was to decide whether we go with you. I
don't know what you thought it was. I really don't know.
Speaker 11: What you think.
Speaker 1: It was, like a pregnancy role, like it's possible, or
some ship.
Speaker 4: The rest of us got color.
Speaker 2: You think it's like no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 11: Beautiful people in a certain chat and I was like, oh,
they're going to tag Brad.
Speaker 2: I don't look at chat, even the ones who are
kind enough to put balls next to their names, a
peasantry that I don't even acknowledge as human. Chat You're
dead to me always looks really weird when you watch
it back on YouTube. High YouTube people, we acknowledge you too.
All right, Sorry, we walk into sort YouTube. Thank you
to that one guy comment about Carlias.
Speaker 11: Then give me another one.
Speaker 1: Yes, thanks one last week has said he fucking hated
String's voice.
Speaker 2: You commented first, screw you. That was whoever managed to
slip through the net, the insane net of Emma and
Noodle and Cougio. Unbelievable. His name Gi Yeah, sometimes I
call him Kuja nine Kuego or something it probably is.
I'm just I refuse to acknowledge. I refuse to acknowledge
anything other than my horrible white Londoner's tongue. So you
walk into the weaponsmith. You have been here before. Carlias
sat at the back of the store. Even though it
looks like it's still probably only just opened up. He
still sat at the back of his store. Is a
tea fling named Blades, relatively small and thin, doesn't look
like the type of person who would necessarily wield or
forge weapons, but most certainly has some sort of trade
going on, because the walls are lined with all sorts
of weaponry, weaponry, bows and different types of swords and
daggers and arrows and maces and hammers, as well as
a relatively decent looking glass case which previously held the
pistols cerberus that you purchased for quite some gold. As
you step in, the huge goliath that serves as a
sort of bodyguard to Blades or sort of bouncer to
the store sort of grunts that does nothing, just looks
at you as you walk in, and Blades gives you
a little yes, I suppose you are coming to buy
some ammunission.
Speaker 11: Actually I'm going to pick up a tab that was
left by my companion.
Speaker 2: And you are looking to pick up the tab for
mister Hofska.
Speaker 11: No strings, strings, strings, This is a dragon bad man
you were with before?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, what did he want?
Speaker 11: I'm not mistaken. There are arrows and bullets?
Speaker 2: How many would you like? Arrows and bullets?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 11: What was the price for the last time?
Speaker 2: I don't know. He didn't buy any. He said he
was sending his feathered friend, is it not?
Speaker 11: I remember cast something like seventy gold you want, twenty
of which was going to be for arrows and the rest.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what you are talking about. I'm afraid.
Speaker 11: Well how much, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Eh?
Speaker 2: I'll go easy on you today. You give me fifty
gold and deliver a message to a friend of mine
across town.
Speaker 11: Across town or which side?
Speaker 2: You just have to go down to the armorsmith at
the bottom of town. Seems reasonable, one of your kind.
Moder molder molder, say it with me with your fat tongue.
Moder molder.
Speaker 11: Moder molder, you're trying to get me to sound like
the regional dwarves, aren't you.
Speaker 2: No, I am trying to get you to pronounce the
man's name correctly. He's a very strange temperament for a dwarf.
There's as many I need you to pass on this
very short and sweet message. I want to tell him
blades since his regards, hopes that business as well, and
that he has a micro penis that I hope falls off.
Speaker 11: It seems I don't like the fellow.
Speaker 2: Oh I like him plenty.
Speaker 11: Well, Oh, be sure to do that on my way
down there.
Speaker 2: Yes, fifty gold please.
Speaker 11: My own? How much? How many bullets do I get?
And how many arrows do I get?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought you were picking up a tab. You have
not already received your goods.
Speaker 11: No, we're going to come pick them up today.
Speaker 2: Know how many bullets and how many arrows do you want?
Speaker 11: Twenty arrows of the fire kind from what I recall.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll go with for forty bullets. It turns around,
reaches down, brings up a box, brings up another box,
pushes the bullets to the other side of the glass,
reaches down, unlocks the cabinet behind him, opens up the
unlocked cabinet, pulls out a quiver, brings them out, looks
at them, puts them back in. Yes, here you go.
Fifty gold pieces and don't forget my message.
Speaker 11: Eh, considered down shifting.
Speaker 2: Okay, be careful with those arrows. Huh.
Speaker 11: Oh, it won't be me using them.
Speaker 2: Oh well, then tell whoever it is that if they
pull them too quickly from the quiver, they can set
off the room. The room, set off the magic the
magic ignite, igniting the entire quiver and exploding them into
a million small pieces. I'm sure.
Speaker 11: All right, Well, thanks for the heads up.
Speaker 2: Be careful. One last thing, Oh, how is the.
Speaker 11: Gun you get to fire? Unfortunately? Okay, we've been a
bit preoccupied by the local casino and taverns.
Speaker 2: Why not try the uh fighting pits? I hear a
dragonball and is going to fight a dragon?
Speaker 11: Yeah, that was the one I was with. Seems too
eager for it to be honest.
Speaker 2: Oh you're a dragon ball. He bought the Albert he
fights it today?
Speaker 11: Yes, well that's the plan. Personally, I don't think I'm
going to enter.
Speaker 2: I will be interested to see this dragon ball versus
dragon all. Wait, you're not going to enter? What are
you some sort of frontman bum?
Speaker 11: Listen? I've heard I've heard that the stories and I've
witnessed the deaths that the fighting pits.
Speaker 2: Bright, Oh, there is no death. I'm sure you will
be fine with this weapon. This is the finestquality weapon,
your dragon bone friend, finest quality weapon. Those arrows, finest
quality weapon. They will take down dragon one hit.
Speaker 11: About what about a beholders?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they find the beholder. Who do you think they
can catch a beholder?
Speaker 11: It's not uncommon?
Speaker 2: No, it's uncommon. Nobody from sin River going down into
the gorge, creeping in around in the under dark, finding
this creature with all the eyes, capturing it and dragging
it up and holding it in a wooden shack. No, no, no, no, no, no,
beholders come come.
Speaker 11: That was oddly specific. I'm still what I got a
jump to do, and I don't want to end up
getting hurt or losing any of my companions.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, you act like little girl. It's fine you.
Perhaps maybe you sell this gun back to me, Yes,
I sell it to real men. Hmm, give me a
month and I'll come back. Yes, yes, yes, sure of
course you will. Why would you If you do not
risk yourself, you will probably live forever.
Speaker 11: Well, that's the dream. But I got jobs to do,
and I can't waste them in some silly fan pick.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, why do you do the jobs for money? Yes?
Glory fame? Is this not the same for money?
Speaker 11: And Judy?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Who is Judy?
Speaker 1: Judy?
Speaker 11: It's never mind, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, have a wonderful day, and please send all
my love to Judy. I see you again, sir.
Speaker 11: We walk around.
Speaker 2: And you step outside into the the blistering heat of
the very early day. It's already very very hot here
in sin River pretty much as soon as the sun
rises in dust Bell. It's on the fucking it's on
the ground. People are cooking eggs on hoods of carriages. Yep,
all the way back, down, down, down down at the
at the Temple Arden Rajah, you step into the Southern Temple.
This is a temple of Joy. But again it's it's
sort of got a lot of It's got a lot
of areas and shrines for a lot of different gods
goddesses that you can come and pray to as you
step up. It's relatively Christian church looking is what we
with our human normal irlies would look at it as
relatively Gothic architecture, even though a lot of the building
is made of wood. There is elements of stone, which
are quite rare in Sant Rhythm. Most of the buildings
are made from like wooden. They look very Western like
saloon type buildings. This one has elements of stone. Some
parts of it actually overhang the back of the gorge,
so you can look down into the gorge. And this
is the only building in town that would allow you
to do that without actually hanging over the actual gorge.
As you step in, there is lots of alcoves and
different areas that you can step off into into different
further parts of the temple itself. However, there's lots and
lots of shrines, some statues, some just shapes, and various
different people kneeling front of the shrines. But at the
center of this immediate area there's a sort of a
well kind of looking area, kind of built again out
of stone, and there's a single woman sat staring wide
eyed at you garden. As you step pin. Now you
recognize this woman to be Serena Tandre. She's a gnome.
She's wearing extreme noble finery and quite quite beautiful looking,
you know, relative to us, she'd just look like dobby,
but to somebody, to other gnomes and stuff, she would
be very very She's like a she is a catch. Rajia.
I think you saw this woman last night. You saw
all four people in the carriage or just the two,
so all four, so then yeah, you would recognize this
woman probably to be the same gnome that you saw
in the carriage with the Chancellor Shouse and Lord Julian
Barethon disassuming that they are together. Is Serena Barethon Tandrey,
who is a noble of some wealth. Though you're not
one hundred percent sure where they made their money, they're
definitely a very rich couple in town, very influential, No
doubt they get their money from somewhere. She's sort of staring,
just very obviously wide eyed and open mouthed at Arden.
Before she kind of gathers herself. She steps down and
like smooths down her dress and looks at you one
last time, and then steps around the back of the
well and walks over towards one of the acolytes to
her right, a sort of robed member of the cloister.
A young lady, human lady, young girl. She'll probably be
like teenage years and they speak very quietly at one
another as you guys are on the doorstep. They always do,
They always react like that when you come in here.
Speaker 8: Arden doesn't even react. It's just kind of open mouthed,
just like a statue. Right now, there's a couple of
seconds that pass. There's another flash of the eyes over
the shoulder from the gnomish woman, and then she scurries
off very quickly towards the back of the temple. The
young girl who's robed white robes. She has a couple
of different symbols on these robes, suggesting that she's not
part of any particular sect, just a member of the
general cloister of the.
Speaker 1: Temple.
Speaker 2: She kind of looks up towards you, Arden, but doesn't
say anything or move, but she's looking at you. What
we step in?
Speaker 9: Why were we here again?
Speaker 2: Holywater?
Speaker 5: You said you could get us a deal?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yes, yes, of course.
Speaker 5: For slaying the undeads and the service of the greater
good of me kind.
Speaker 9: Oh oh yes, oh okay, let's shall we let's go, my,
my dear woman.
Speaker 2: You speaking to the girl, Yeah, I'm gonna walk over
to her. She like bows ahead and scurries over quite quickly.
She looks a little shy and timid, and she approaches.
She says, yes, who was that right now?
Speaker 9: That the woman that just.
Speaker 2: She looks up at you and says, she told me
to tell you something. Yes, she said me meet her
at at your old hiding spot later tonight when the
sun first dips.
Speaker 9: Oh well, I don't think I'm aware of any of that.
Speaker 2: She knew me? Oh m, of course the word no?
Of course? Yes? No, Why why would she know you? Huh?
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, anyway, do you sell holy water here? I
used to be a part of this church for a
little while, like when I was a boy, and I
wanted to see We're going to fight vast creatures of
undead and and and eyeballs, and it's it's it's quite dreadful.
Do you have holly water for sale?
Speaker 2: Hourly water?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 2: Of course? How how much? What do you need, rajah?
How many flasks?
Speaker 1: Three?
Speaker 2: Three flasks? Yes, please wait here. You can pray to
the shrines or wait by the well. And she scurries off, timidly,
running in the direction that the Gnomish woman ran off to.
A couple of minutes pass and she comes out with
three flasks of just they just look like clean flasks
with clean water in. She brings them over to you
and holds them up to you. As she holds them up,
her hands are sort of shaking a little. They kind
of clank together, and then she studies herself and hands
them up to you.
Speaker 1: Arden, Thank you, ah.
Speaker 9: Man, it's great to be so well known, right how
much you said it?
Speaker 2: You are from here?
Speaker 9: Well, yes, but our gods can't get on without a
little bit of extra help, right.
Speaker 2: It's just that. Oh well, yes, of course, Well that
would be seventy five gold pieces.
Speaker 9: Then our gods may have to get on without a
little bit of our help.
Speaker 4: It sounds like rajah, I.
Speaker 5: Have thirty gold I have zero, Remember I told you that.
Ah well, that's why we're here.
Speaker 9: How about we seem to be a little short.
Speaker 2: Oh well, yes, of course, any member of the church
obviously gets there their discount, if you would like me
to reapply that as I had intended to. Of course,
I thought that you wanted to pay full price, because
that's when you said, well, miss, I apologize.
Speaker 9: I do want to pay full price, but I.
Speaker 5: Well, he wants to, but unfortunately our material means are
somewhat limited.
Speaker 2: At the moment, she's utterly terrified of you, of me.
So yeah, she's just just frightened. It's okay.
Speaker 9: He just looks really mean, he's wonderful, he's cuddly.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, then he likes small women too. Yes, she
becomes even more timid and nervous. Well, well, there would
be forty five gold pieces then, of course, Raja, What
if if if if I become a member of the temple,
will we get to discount twice? Well, yes, of course,
but well, why do you mind? Why not just make
your own I'm not a cleric. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
I was addressing our president cleric. Yes you sir, Oh, oh,
I am a cleric.
Speaker 4: Hmm, I can do that.
Speaker 2: Well, I had to go and ask a cleric to
make those You said that you were a cleric and
you should normally. No, I mean, is it not a
cleric's duty to produce water and then you could bless it?
Speaker 5: And I could be wrong here, but aren't producing water
and enchanting water two different things?
Speaker 2: Well, exactly, produce water and then enchanted separately. Yes, I
suppose they would be two different things, but he should
Well normally, it's just that are you. So you're not
a cleric.
Speaker 9: Okay, you know what this is? Producing water is not
all clerics can do. Okay, we can do many things.
Speaker 4: We can produce lights.
Speaker 2: Put my hand on his shoulder.
Speaker 5: They'd be like, what if you didn't mean to produce
the water? What if you just what if you just
purified it into holy water?
Speaker 2: Skip the first step? I can provide the water, of course.
Well then, usually, of course you would, you would complete
the ritual. It's a ritual. I'm really not one hundred
percent sure, but I believe it's a simple ritual that
all clerics learned very early on. I'm sorry, what was
your name, sir, she says to arden Ah Arden Arden, Yes, yes, Arden,
that's what I was told, Yes, the cleric, the cleric. Yes,
from this ritual, you.
Speaker 9: Would say, simple, easy to do. People would know about this.
Speaker 2: I mean you would definitely know. I mean you would.
You would have learned it, but maybe you forgot, Like
there's a basic ritual that like clerics do. It's a
it's a ritual mechanically, No, it's just a it's a
it's a it's just a ritual that clerics can do.
It takes an hour. You need powdered silver, which is
quite expensive really, so you need to go you need
to go to rare Materials and buy a powdered silver.
Ye would be cheaper than it's the same amount. Realistically,
it's twenty five gold pieces worth of powdered silver per
enchanted flask of water. It works out as basically the
same honestly, But what's the freaking well, the girl, the
girl's a little peasant rat who doesn't know anything. She bare,
she can't even do the cost.
Speaker 5: Well, it doesn't seem to either, So I mean mechanically
within the game, what's the point of that skill if
it costs exactly the same.
Speaker 2: Because cause you're out, I guess out in the if
you're lost in the raven loft with nothing but water
and powdered silver.
Speaker 1: Powdered silver, normally we don't get kind dms like bread
and we have to actually prepare things.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of just giving you all the ship
so you can just fight a beholder. I want to see.
I want to see the fight with the beholder more
than you guys sitting around going, well, let's go in
mind for some silver and powder it down.
Speaker 8: Well, ship, don't we have. Can we just grind down
like silver chalice and just use that powder.
Speaker 2: You're going to buy the tools to grind it down.
Speaker 4: Let's step on it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you guys today.
Speaker 9: Okay, well, I have thirty two gold. Could we get
a flask or two at least and I'll pay you
back when we don't die in the colosseum.
Speaker 5: But this isn't for the Colosseum. This is for the
the for the Northern Temple's expedition to purify the undead
infestation northeast of here, for the greater good of humanity
as we cleanse the undeads from the world.
Speaker 2: Give me a deception? Why Arden, stop making me do
the charisma roles. I'm a ranger.
Speaker 4: I have worse Christma than you.
Speaker 2: What's what's what's artist charisma?
Speaker 7: Dude?
Speaker 9: All my stats blows.
Speaker 4: It's but slightly better. Just because I'm curious.
Speaker 12: You're not doing that, you mentioned it to her and
she says, oh, well, I've just completed all of the
records and we've not charted any expedition for the undead.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're thinking of last year.
Speaker 5: Did I pick up a contract from last year? That's
quite awkward. I just get how ver much all the
water you can. I'm going to wait outside because I
don't like making people nervous.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, She reaches up and takes one of the
flasks back. That's thirty gold.
Speaker 9: Yes, here, here's thirty I'm sorry about all this.
Speaker 2: Oh it's quite fine. I'm very new.
Speaker 9: It seems I am too.
Speaker 4: I want to look past her a little bit. I
don't see anybody else.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of people milling around, a couple of
other younger looking early doors clerics like age as children.
Speaker 4: Who look making water in front of me.
Speaker 2: Nobody is making water here. They'll be making it in
some area deeper within the temple. They usually have like
a large room. It's like a sweatshop. Kind of religion
isn't nice. I don't know why people think it is.
Some religion is not nice. To offend everybody, all right,
I'll make it easier for you. Religion isn't nice. In
dust fail because they well they only they're the only
people that can make water. So if you could mass
produce something, inevitably, they do mass produce it, and it places.
So they have they have they have areas in temples
and larger and other spots around town where they'll be
having It's just where clerics sit.
Speaker 1: And they just sit and produce water and rest until
they have the salt bag water. And that's all they do.
Speaker 2: Pretty shitty. Yeah, but they're providing a very important and
necessary service to the entire country and they do get
paid for it. It's just very boring.
Speaker 5: It's very when when she takes that flask back, can
I like from a distance, I just want to monitor
where she puts it And then she's just still holding it. Yeah,
I'm saying, I'm watching now to see where it's going
to go.
Speaker 2: She takes the gold and yeah, she says, you were
looking around for something.
Speaker 4: Sorry, No, it's fine.
Speaker 9: Is when I was younger than here, I there was
an older priest named Karen Rendor. Is he around still?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm afraid not. He passed away some time ago.
Well what happened, Well, he was very old.
Speaker 9: Yes, where was he buried?
Speaker 2: He was buried right here in sin River.
Speaker 10: And the.
Speaker 2: Well, this cinema's quite big. Well, it's the same ritual
as always. We have the holy water his ashes into
the gorge from the highest peak of the temple.
Speaker 9: Oh, they still do that. Yes, yes, I'm sure, I'm sure.
The desertens of the gorge love being sprinkled with people's
parts is disgusting.
Speaker 2: I'm thank you, Okay, all right, a good day, Good days. Leaving,
she takes the goal, she takes the flask, and she
heads back back into the into the church. If you're
still watching, Rager heads into like the furthest central moost door,
which you would probably guess from the architecture, leads into
one of the larger rooms towards the back, one of
the larger structures, possibly one of the rooms that has
the water makers in, And.
Speaker 1: If you were to continue through that, you'd almost.
Speaker 2: Definitely end up in the tower, the main tower, which
looks over the gorge, probably the one that they scatter
ashes from. But that's where she goes. You would lose
sight of her. So and she walks through that doorway.
This is kind of like a large opening area with
various different doorways and alcoves that seem to lead off
into the into the temple. But she goes into the
furthest most one from the door, the front door.
Speaker 5: As ardents coming work out, that was the most awkward
conversation I have ever been a part of what happened here.
Speaker 9: And just as you just said to hear them coming
up in my way, we didn't actually go ahead. And
it's discussing that we still do this. What oh, that
wasn't very awkward. We've had discussions all the time that
are much worse.
Speaker 5: But were you talking to Wait? Was that the end
of your conversation with her?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 9: No, I was, I'm not talking to anybody.
Speaker 2: You would you pay the holy water?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 4: Anyways?
Speaker 2: Uh onwards, Yeah, let's let's just go do this thing. Okay,
all right, you guys the fight. Yeah, you guys head
towards the fighting pits. I guess, yeah, yes, Carlas, you
heading towards the fighting pits as well to meet up
with them.
Speaker 11: I'm going to the armor smith.
Speaker 2: You're going to the arms smith, and strings and lash
where you're going fighting pits.
Speaker 1: We're going to the wizards keep still, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: You're going wizards keep cool.
Speaker 4: Still.
Speaker 8: Children, Yeah, kind of still some children. We know where
to dispose the body. We can just toss it down
the gorge.
Speaker 9: The gorge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're right into the gorge. I mean there's also
the horrible creatures that live down there, but they're more
like spiders and things that I'm sure don't care about
dust that springs down on them from hundreds of feet above.
Speaker 8: I mean, we've we've made blood bullets, so I mean
we just if the kid die, we just rub our
weapons on him, I guess, and then we have like
body weapons.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's great.
Speaker 2: It's like down into the gorge and stop murdering some
horrible things down there. I mean, you now know there's
an access point to the underdark, so I'm happy for
an under dark subplot. Yeah, we've been reading way too
much you and I mean, I mean, if we've already
forced an underdark thing on the other cand I know, yeah.
Speaker 8: If we can survive the fighting pits, I feel like
we could take on spider gods.
Speaker 1: So shut the fuck up encourage him.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not like their vampire spider god.
Speaker 1: Strings is so fucking down to kill some people in
a fighting pit. But if you're like the underdark, the
I'm out. I'm leaking. OK.
Speaker 4: I was gonna talk about my character doesn't know about
the underdark. I don't meta the uh.
Speaker 2: The the various people go their various ways down down
deep in the gorge. An enormous spider looks up at
the area where Arden and Rajah walking along, and for
a moment it seems to track them, and then it skitters.
Speaker 1: Off into its hole.
Speaker 11: It wanted holy water to.
Speaker 2: No, it just agrees with you that people shouldn't throw
their their ashes into the gorge where it lives. And
that's where we're going to go to our first break,
probably our only break.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I can't tell. I was going to extend it, but
I can't tell that I've destroyed timing tonight, Jay, we
just got changing the breaks and stuff, but it's only
been twenty minutes. Just like I can't tell, we can completely.
I completely destroyed any sense of time that I have
by starting at a different time and then starting late
as well. So my timings are all out and.
Speaker 1: Trying to take less breaks. Yeah, ever, bear back. We'll
see you guys in.
Speaker 11: A field shop and sweet.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to Dustbat. Everybody where these a bunch of
idiots are about to fight a beholder in the Underdog.
No they're not. Also, cin River is exploding. Hang on,
you are each in Cineroa, the City of the Dead.
Not true, there is a city of the Dead though.
You're interested in going there, then just book a train
and raven. You just got to go to Dead Rise.
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: Oh well, that's that's it, very descriptive name.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, it's my it's my Halloween episode. I'm gonna
railroad you all into Dead Rise and do a Halloween
go to Christmas down man. Oh hell yeah, I love Christmas.
I don't celebrate Christmas.
Speaker 4: I don't see that at all in your personality.
Speaker 2: A right, who was going where? Oh? Lash and and strings?
You heard hear the bone from the Alchemists, which was
all the way in the northwest part of town to
the Wizards keep, so the Wizards keep as you approach it.
Another sort of relatively new looking building that is centered
around a single tower that looks like it's probably been
here for some time. It bears a very slight resemblance
to the tower that was in Windy Peaks. There was
just this really ancient looking tower that was made out
of like very dark, crumbling rock. This tower looks like
maybe at one point it was renovated from something similar,
because there are portions of the tower that are much
darker rock and stone than the newer portions of grayer
looking stone, but the rest of the buildings around it.
There's one central, huge wooden and thatched building that sits
around the tower completely, and then a slightly smaller building
which is detached but still part of the same area,
which is much smaller. This is the mage Where store
where you can buy things like scrolls or arcane focuses
and things like that if you're a wizard or involved
in the sanctioned use of magic. And then there's a
Wizard's Keep, which is just an entire building which is
like the wizards quarters, and I guess you guys don't
know anything about it, but the two relatively separate looking buildings,
the wizards Keep, as you guys approach, seems to be
all completely shut up. However, Mageware, a smaller store that
looks like a little library kind of or a little bookstore,
does have an open door, even has a sign that's
one of the few places in town that actually has
a sign that says made where the image of an
open scroll hanging above the doorway.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna go and hear strings and
I'm gonna ask about.
Speaker 1: You know, right, and do you want me to wait outside.
Speaker 2: Is that the deal?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Would you mind?
Speaker 2: I'll be here.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll be quick. Okay, No, I opened the door
and head on in.
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, you open the bord. There's a little ding
ding ding, just like Jay's front door has in real life,
and Jay has a bell on his door in real life.
It's really weird and as you head in again, it
looks like a like a small bookstore or something.
Speaker 1: There are lots of low.
Speaker 2: Bookcases that seem to have just endless tons of books
along them in all sorts of different languages. Either side
of the left and right walls as you walk in
are just huge great bookshelves with those big, huge ladders
on them like bell swings along singing, and there are
various like wicker baskets and things that seem to contain
like large small scrolls and rolled up pieces of paper, parchment,
maps and things like that. In the center there's a
rounded kind of desk with again more scrolls, as well
as lots of different pens, quills and ink that seem
to be for sale that you can pick up and
look at. And at the center of it is a
boy looks to be maybe twelve years old, human, and
as you walk in, he's busy scribing something on a
scroll when he looks up and says, oh, yes, one second,
give me a moment here. I just need to finish this.
It's very important work. And oh you're a king ku
mi'd it? I've never met a king. Kup. My name's Elman,
And he just gives up whatever he was doing and
turns to you straight away.
Speaker 6: Hi, Hi, Elman, Hello, Hi, I am looking for a
very powerful wizard.
Speaker 2: Well you've come to the very right place. My name
is Elman. I'm the most powerful wizard in town. Yep,
you just what's got two thumbs and is the most
powerful wizard in town? Elman?
Speaker 6: Hum, and nice to meet you, Elman.
Speaker 2: Nice to meet you. What's your name?
Speaker 6: My name's My name is Lash.
Speaker 2: Lovely to meet you, Lash, good, good to.
Speaker 6: Meet you too. I need uh spell done?
Speaker 2: You need just spell done? Or you need a spell purchased?
Are you a wizard?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Are you using magic?
Speaker 6: I'm not nope?
Speaker 2: Oh what do you need?
Speaker 6: I need to look like somebody else?
Speaker 2: Oh I understand? Oh permanently is it? Hey? Well then
you'll need the spell true polymorph. Okay, you'll need somebody
who can cast it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I'm looking for, true true polymorph.
Speaker 2: You said, true polymorph. Yes, yes, you'll need a very
very powerful wizard to cast that one, and you'll need
a wizard who's willing to cast that one, and you'll
probably need money if you want our wizard to cast
that one. You do have a wizard that can do it,
then I do, yes, And he's not in town.
Speaker 6: Not in town, No, none of the wizards in town.
Speaker 2: Oh or I really mustn't say.
Speaker 6: When where did the wizards go?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh they went all the way out to yellow Ru.
Speaker 6: Yellow Ware.
Speaker 2: Nothing, I didn't. I have no idea where they went. Actually,
I'm sure they'll be back presently.
Speaker 1: Hm hm.
Speaker 6: Presently presently doesn't mean anything to me.
Speaker 2: Owen, Oh, that means that they'll be back very soon,
I'm sure, hm hmm. It's okay.
Speaker 6: Okay then, but.
Speaker 2: Again, can you you'll probably need.
Speaker 6: Name of the wizard that can perform true polymorphone.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, you'll need to speak to arch wizard Airgwin.
Speaker 6: Right then, okay, Well yeah, I'll just be going now.
Speaker 2: Okay, then, okay, do you not want to buy anything? Oh?
Speaker 6: No, I don't need anything.
Speaker 2: I just we have quills that are made from from feathers,
from feathers through the weed, organically sourced. Okay, but then
buy one, get one free.
Speaker 6: I can just make my own.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, of course, yeah, I gotta go.
Speaker 6: My friends waiting for me. Thank you, Owen.
Speaker 2: You must be very good at writing. You're basically covered
in pens.
Speaker 6: Oh I see okay, Owen, I'll just see you later then.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, of course, lovely to meet you. Yeah, you too, goodbye,
and I go out the door. He turns back to
his work and carries on writing something you step out.
I presume strings is still there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of leaning against a wall.
Speaker 6: Okay, after the fighting pits were good?
Speaker 1: Anything else?
Speaker 6: So we can do m not right now, we can't.
Speaker 1: Should we wait for Carlias? He said he was going
to meet us.
Speaker 6: Oh, he was going to come here. Sorry, I was distracted.
Speaker 1: You did say you were going to come here when
we met him.
Speaker 2: For the record, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Where I must be crazy disregard to the fighting pits. Well,
we'll go there.
Speaker 2: As you turn around, Raja and Arden are there because
you're in the same area, and they seem to be
just stepping out of the temple. Raja looks very confused.
Arden looks like he's talking to no one.
Speaker 9: Throw the body in the gorge. It doesn't make it recyclable.
If we keep the body, reanimate them, turn them into
holy water, but they're holy undead.
Speaker 5: Listen until you find a way to turn a reanimated
into holy water.
Speaker 1: Hell.
Speaker 2: How was your trip to the wizard.
Speaker 11: Was?
Speaker 5: They're not here, but here where they go?
Speaker 6: Come close?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: There is a child wizard in there.
Speaker 4: I'm just leaning into.
Speaker 6: I'm talking about And he said all the other wizards
are out of town and they're in yellow.
Speaker 2: Rum, Yellow Rock, yellow Rock. I've been there.
Speaker 6: He said that's where they went. And he said they'll
be back presently.
Speaker 9: What does this have to do with holy undead water?
Speaker 6: Only dead water?
Speaker 5: They must be oh mm hmm. Interesting.
Speaker 1: Should we go to the pits?
Speaker 9: Where's Carlias?
Speaker 2: Not cars?
Speaker 6: You went to them?
Speaker 1: Thought he was to meet us, but apparently not.
Speaker 6: I think he's actually going to be a set the pits.
Speaker 2: Carlons? Where are you?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 11: I would say I'd probably be fighting pits, but on
my way to the armor smith.
Speaker 2: Sure, so you're going around the other way around town, so.
Speaker 4: You avoiding us as much as possible.
Speaker 2: Successfully avoid them as they were you just like you
walk part, they wander off talking about you one way,
and then you walk behind them.
Speaker 1: All this is across across the street.
Speaker 11: Perfect what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to start heading to the fighting pits.
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna start heading there and searching it for all.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I figured that you all were kind of plodding along.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll just be I'll be mindlessly following him, but
talking to lash, I'm.
Speaker 2: Talking to myself.
Speaker 5: I've been to Yellow Rock. The town was burnt to
the ground. I wonder what the wizards would want to
do out there.
Speaker 6: How far away is that?
Speaker 5: Well, there's no if I remember, hold on, I got to.
Speaker 2: Check the math real quick.
Speaker 5: If I remember off the top of my head, there's
no train leads.
Speaker 2: Out there, right, No, here you go. So, yeah Rock
is this tiny little place just outside of los Stone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's difficult to get there. You'd have to take
a train past. Well, you could go north to Shallow
Scar Crimson River, take a right to Lost One and
then travel on foot to Yellow Rock, or get head
east from here and then north. There's a long expanse
of nothing, get out at Looston, and.
Speaker 2: Either way.
Speaker 5: It would be like only a one day ride by train.
But then the on foot part we'd be talking hoofing
it through the desert or renting horses or something for
at least two or three days.
Speaker 7: Oh boy, okay, well he did say the wizards would
be back, but sure seems like he's there kind of alone.
Speaker 2: Well adorable.
Speaker 5: Well, if we live through the fighting pits, I may
need to go see Almon myself.
Speaker 6: If what do you mean if.
Speaker 5: When we are finished after fighting pits, I'm supposed to
go see Almon.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, to the fighting pits.
Speaker 2: Carlias, You are walking towards the armor smith, so this
guy is not inside. You're looking for a dwarf who
looks like he forges things, and you see him straight away.
The door is closed, locked to a very small forge.
The forge itself appears to have been completely burned down.
What's left of the forge is a front door, a
kind of section of the front of it, and then
just lots of burned, charred, smoking nothingness. And then there's
a very large, muscular, bald on head, large bearded, poorly dressed,
drunken dwarf I think it's seven am at the set
against his smoldering front door.
Speaker 11: You walk up to them. Really, He takes a swig.
Speaker 2: From a jug with three x's on the front. Yeah.
Watch watch that mean watch how they means. It's a
form of well, hey, I suppose eyes? Well, hello foreigner,
how would I help? What do you want?
Speaker 11: Well? It was actually I was told to give you
a message. But what the hell happened here?
Speaker 2: Well, it seems my foreigner just burned down bright eyes?
Speaker 11: Right, Well I can see I have bud by what
and who?
Speaker 2: I don't know? Huhm, but it's gone, My life's work gone?
And the blank of an eye?
Speaker 11: Well, I don't suppose you've annoyed some of the local
establishments around here, have you?
Speaker 2: I would never annoying no local establishments. Uh huh?
Speaker 11: How long have you been drinking for? Can I tell
roughly how much he's been drinking?
Speaker 2: Or he looks at his wrist for no reason. Yeah,
give me an insight check, why not? Or a medicine
check if you're more proficient without Yeah, he looks like
he's probably been drinking all through the evening, just continually,
and hasn't been to sleep.
Speaker 11: All right, one thing you need to do is get
some sleep, clean yourself up.
Speaker 2: I'll just step into my parlor here, or go to
a tavern or something like the tavern? Is it you
spend all that gold? Got?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: No bath?
Speaker 2: Listen, Maybe I'll take a dip in the river. He
shouts river at a random passing woman. She skitters off.
I don't leads, do you lads away? Would the armor
smith not know the weapon smith one of them?
Speaker 11: Well, he said to you, Uh, well, I went into
his shop and bought some stuff, but he asked me
to send you a note and said, uh something along
the lines of his regards. Hope you're well. And then
you have a certain sized package of small proportions.
Speaker 2: The dwarf puts his jug down, stands up, wipes himself down.
Oh much for that, and he points at your gun.
Speaker 11: The gun mm hmm, Well I kind of show both.
This one's invaluable. The other one it's like seven hunderd gold.
Speaker 2: Out much for me to borrow it. I'll just need
that and two bullets.
Speaker 11: No, I can't do that. I'm afraid.
Speaker 2: I'll give you. I'll give you my forge.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll give you my door.
Speaker 11: Sorry, but me and these guns are not going to
be separated.
Speaker 2: I could give you a clothes on my back.
Speaker 11: Oh joke more than me. The joke don't need it.
Speaker 2: That's a nice joke.
Speaker 11: I've got my own made, a real clay. I'll show
I'll show him the ash goblet that I have.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I wouldn't it be a tree dwarf
if I couldn't kill a goliath and a tiffling with
my own parades. Good day to you, sir.
Speaker 1: Should I say how they.
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 11: You think that they did this?
Speaker 2: I think has just delivered the message to confirm it.
Speaker 11: I have my assumptions. But well, if you're going off now,
you're going to be asking for a death wish?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: How much to have you kill him? I seen many
of your tape before.
Speaker 11: I'm a bounty hunter.
Speaker 2: I'm not a ha's got a bounty hunting for you.
Speaker 11: Today's you go get an official record. I want an imparchment.
I'm not just going to do it for a man's word.
Speaker 2: Is a bounty the same as an assassination.
Speaker 11: You're slurring your words.
Speaker 2: Man, I see the issue, and I see he says
to you in dwoven is a bounty? The same as
an assassination. It's what it translates to.
Speaker 11: Uh. Well, a bounty is more of a lawful way
of going about it instead of going through all the
the dark corners of the of the city.
Speaker 2: As you know, we are assassin that I can perhaps
put a quick word to, well.
Speaker 11: I actually know any like.
Speaker 2: I do have contacts and stuff, criminal contacts Rommie A
D twenty.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here like Deraja and.
Speaker 4: I count.
Speaker 2: How much money does he want?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of No, you don't know anybody in sin
River that you would be able to just quickly going, oh,
this is a guy that knows an assassin. If you
spent the day kind of maybe looking around asking some
of your other contacts, you might, But in town you
don't know any like assassins. You wouldn't be able to
go this guy m apart from Raja and strings maybe
or you could maybe blindside and trick Arden and lash
into it.
Speaker 11: Well may not a croup of people, but I have
to go talk to him. How much you're offering.
Speaker 2: I can offer your door and a jug.
Speaker 1: Then you say you have gold, Well, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: I'll get you the gold you get me the session
and I'll meet you his back here at my forge,
my door, I.
Speaker 11: Can, I'll try, Okay, I won't make any problem. You're
going to cut yourself up. Man, he's sick on your boots.
I'm going to wipe my boots on his. Like.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'll give you extra gold for them their boots.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 11: Well, actually, if we're thinking of paying me for the boots,
how about you just make me some armor. Yeah, I
can meet you some hour.
Speaker 2: You would some I'll meet you some in my we
forge that's burned down side. But I do know some
people like a base and throwing me if you want.
I've not even got a hammer.
Speaker 11: You need to You really need to get yourself on
the up and up.
Speaker 2: Stop drinking alcohol. He uh sits back down against the door.
His head knocks against it. My forge. Oh boy, I
tells you what you kill him for me? I'll do
I got saying really right special for you. Have you
ever heard of the gliding crystal of He falls into
an unwakeable sleep.
Speaker 11: I'll be mereh later on. Man, uh, where you're going,
I'm gonna rendezvous of the fighting.
Speaker 1: Pods before he gets there. We we get there yet, Yes,
I guess what do we see? You see like not
much really it's seven am, but but the fighting pits
are in full time.
Speaker 2: I was going to do like I was gonna do,
like a one to ten it's not open, and a
ten to twenty it's open and are rolled at twenty.
So of course it's like it's like going there's something
going on already.
Speaker 1: There's this.
Speaker 2: There's the roar of a creature inside as you approach,
there's like all of the late night slash early morning
crew are all still in there. Something is fighting someone.
There's a clash of steel and then a roar of
a beast at the door. Is not Oid, the big
naked dude, but another human that that you might recognize
to be one of the one of his little posse
that was standing around, a much smaller, thinner man with
very long sideburns that come down and make whatever those
things are called. No beard here, but just that sideburn
that turns into a mustache, a moost steak. Yes, he
has like a tattered kind of top hat like he
was once part of like a carnival or something. But
the rest of him, the rest of him is completely mismatched.
As he's in just complete peasantry in terms of clothing,
just moth eaten and dusty, dirty clothes. But he's standing
there with a bag of gold in one hand and
the rest of the posse around. He seems to be
taking gold from people as they go into the pits
to try and find out whatever the hell is going
on in there. So you see that guy. You also see, obviously,
the Colosseum, which is this kind of rickety building that
kind of doesn't make sense. It kind of comes up
in a shape of like a cup noodle huge, and
you guys have been in there before, you know that.
It's just stands that go up, and in the center
is just this big kind of square sandy pit where
people fight things whatever weird the owner sends out or
has managed to catch that week. Yeah, what do you
guys want to do?
Speaker 1: I'll walk up to him for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah what hello?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 2: You won't fight or you won't go in? Roger gave
you fucking torn out to day? Let me tell you
torn out one by one?
Speaker 1: Oh night, I guess that's that's one. I'm gonna look
at new Rajen. Yeah, what's up? What we spoke about
last night?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, I'm gonna lean in. And is it
possible to play a prank on someone? Kah yeah, all right, okay,
Well we're going to sign up for a five person fight,
but we have a friend who hasn't gotten here yet.
We want to trick him that we've entered him into
a solo fight. So are we able to put him
out there? And and Oyd or you announces him as
the solo fighter without us, and then he freaks the
funk out and then we jump in there and and
end up helping him.
Speaker 2: If you've got to go?
Speaker 1: How much I've got three?
Speaker 2: Three ole guy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, ye, we can pay. We can pay for
it out of our winnings. And if a fucking goal
pace for every time, I paying me back out of
their winnings in this fucking city.
Speaker 1: See how large this man is? I'm shaking him our boats.
Speaker 2: Dragon Russia is not even that large.
Speaker 5: He's tall, but he's like he's really thin.
Speaker 1: See how lanky this man is?
Speaker 2: Your it's all in the wrists.
Speaker 1: A lengthy streak of piece.
Speaker 2: What do you want to do about it? How much?
How about this?
Speaker 5: If we die in there, you can collect everything off
of our bodies and if we win, and if we win,
we can pay you out of our winning, So you're
winning the way.
Speaker 2: Listen, you don't have to pay me to fight. You've
got to pay me to pull off your stupid trick.
Four goal.
Speaker 1: Here and I hear them my last gold, I will,
I will give my last three consbined with her last one.
Speaker 6: Now I have zero gold, seven souls.
Speaker 2: You're lucky. I like pregs. It's going to be hilarious.
Speaker 1: So his name is Carlias. He'll be here soon. Carlias.
He's a dwarf. He's he has guns, he's very hard
to miss. It sounds nothing like any other dwarf you've heard.
And we just need him to be announced as the
solo fighter when everything happens, and then hopefully we don't
get mauled by the people when you say it was
a joke and we all jump in good, yeah, all right, easy, perfect.
I want a fist, bump some ship and head on
into the the fighting pits. I guess with them or
should we wait for Carlias or should.
Speaker 2: We just go in?
Speaker 1: What does he look like? I just fucking said, dwarf buns.
He's going to hatch.
Speaker 2: And his name's Kellys.
Speaker 1: We're going to wait for him.
Speaker 2: Wait, I wrote it down.
Speaker 1: I wrote it down. God, No, we're going to wait
for him.
Speaker 11: We're waiting.
Speaker 1: How can anyone fund that up?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 1: I'm walking away, I'm walking, just walked away.
Speaker 2: Carlias walks up the street.
Speaker 1: Are you you ready?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 11: He is?
Speaker 2: It's your thewolven gunslinging friend, Kelly Os.
Speaker 1: Kelly Os, Are you ready?
Speaker 11: What did he just say?
Speaker 1: Nothing? We were just he was asking if we needed
to we were going to fight with anyone else and
we said yes, and he said who and we we
just told him about.
Speaker 11: You can I roll an inside?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, romer a deception.
Speaker 9: Fuck?
Speaker 4: I never expected game mechanics.
Speaker 2: Sounds pretty good. I never expected them, definitely lying.
Speaker 11: About what's going on.
Speaker 2: Nothing, We're going to fight, and I need the rest
of your names and all, says the weird little top
hat man. It's Kelly.
Speaker 1: What's this?
Speaker 2: One points at arden?
Speaker 9: Uh, my name is Carlias.
Speaker 2: Carlias. All right, so we've got Kellos, Carlius. What's your name?
Lanky street a pist man Markus? And what about the
lark who? What's your name?
Speaker 1: Lady lady?
Speaker 2: And what about you?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 1: Big old dragon, looking like you're part of the law.
Speaker 2: String string Eius, string guyas so we've.
Speaker 9: Got if you could read those names back and make.
Speaker 2: Sure Kellos Carlius, I've already forgotten. What did you say,
archives lady and string guy, stringy or string nads? I
wrote down string nads. He wrote down string nads because
he's almost illiterate. Uh, he says, right, go on, gay side.
Sounds like it's about to start because it's a huge
eruption of a roar and the sound of a bloodied
thud as something heavy hits the ground.
Speaker 1: I ain't going no, Carlias.
Speaker 2: We made it sign.
Speaker 1: We made a deal last night? Did we not.
Speaker 2: Made What do you mean you're not going in or
this morning, Carlias.
Speaker 5: Let's be real, you're going to be sitting as far
back as possible shooting. If anyone dies with it's not
going to be you, it'll be me first, to be honest,
It'll it will be me in strings in the front.
Speaker 1: He would go for the biggest bounty that we could
ever find, and I if you ever found anything that
was impossible, that I would be there and I would
do it with you. That was a deal.
Speaker 2: Let's we're completely I agree with that one.
Speaker 11: I said, I'll see him about it.
Speaker 1: You click around, Well, so bro, and we have to
put lash back.
Speaker 11: So also, what the hell were you trying to lie
to me about?
Speaker 1: Nothing? I was just he needed the names?
Speaker 2: Are you hard?
Speaker 1: I was trying to play a joke on you, and
you ruined it. So good job. It's ruined now, thanks Joe.
Speaker 11: Kind of joke.
Speaker 1: You're going to give him the wrong name. He was
calling you Kelly os.
Speaker 2: That was the joke. He was calling inside check on
that joke, inside check and an exception. Fucking actually, you got.
Speaker 11: That's not a good joke.
Speaker 4: Love you.
Speaker 2: You got advantage anyway because Lash was helping you this time,
so it seems even more believable because Lash is saying it. Yeah,
that's all the check was.
Speaker 6: What's what's that sticking out of your pack?
Speaker 9: There?
Speaker 11: Oh, arrows?
Speaker 9: Careful of them? Okay, you picked up special Yeah, I picked.
Speaker 2: Up the tab.
Speaker 11: Yeah, they're fire ones. Don't shoot them. Don't shoot them quickly,
don't okay, otherwise you may end up, you know, igniting
them in the in the.
Speaker 5: I thought that whole thing about pulling arrows out of
the quiver and igniting there was an old wives tale
me a history check.
Speaker 6: I kind of look at my feathers, like, but I
don't want.
Speaker 2: To catch Who are you asking for a history check?
Whoever cares about whether it's an old wives tale or not?
Anyone else cares?
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, probably, Oh there you go.
Speaker 2: Lash would know, Yeah, Raja, I sort of believes it's
an old wives tale. Carlias believes it's legit. Lash knows
that the whole, the whole igniting things and they explode
and blow up all of the arrows is bullshit.
Speaker 1: Their ruins.
Speaker 2: You have to actually knock them and fire them for
them to actually ignite. They have to basically mechanically do
damage to do the extra damage and ignite. So basically, yeah, no,
it's bullshit. The rooms only go off when you intentionally
want them to, as in attention intentionally fire them with
the intent to do harm and ignite. Let me give
you I'll give you some some mechanical bullshit for them
as well.
Speaker 1: In a second are they like plus one and ship?
Speaker 2: They add an extra dfour a fire hit and have
the chance to ignite things that are ignitable if you
fire it at like objects and ship.
Speaker 1: Damn do we are magic equipment to the fun out.
Speaker 2: So brad Well, it was final fantasy d n D
everybody over here with my unenchanted horn. Yes, you could
win seven feats that you have to fucking remember that
there is a toll war of triumph up for grabs
if you win.
Speaker 5: Only that's the only reason you were create to this.
Speaker 6: I turned to and I go, can I have my
room back? I think I might need it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1: Right, we should go then, Yeah.
Speaker 11: I'm still not happy with this.
Speaker 2: I don't even it's a dead fuck you.
Speaker 1: We also agreed it was what it was lash What
was it? Eight kegs of ail from each of us
for him? So fuck you, you'll be happy about it.
You're getting drunk again.
Speaker 11: Wait, hold on, kegs of ail matter for a second.
Was that a part of this campaign?
Speaker 8: That was that?
Speaker 1: That was actually? You said that because I made a
joke about how it was the same as Gamielle too.
Speaker 11: Okay, I thought I thought were Garthus and his whole
keg drinking Okay.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, I don't know now, Oh fuck man, Oh
we've mixed the campaigns together. It was the thing about
I'm pretty sure give him, Yeah, he made us.
Speaker 6: Give him our keg and then another keg, and wasn't
there discussion of future kegs?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was like I want and then he
was like the other one from each of you, and
we were like whoa ship okay from each of us. Yeah,
kind of threw down on us, right should we're going in?
I guess we'll. I'm just adding flame arrows. No, it's fine.
Speaker 11: Yeah, my mind's a little broken right now. I can't okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was no, it was his campaign,
it was this one again because you were like, I
want eight and we were like, yeah, that's fine, and
then you said from each of you, and we went,
what the fuck.
Speaker 2: You'll step into that fighting I'm fast forwarding. You will
step into the fighting pits this very large sort of
squareish colosseum area, but instead of moving through the arches
into the area where you walk up and into the
into the seats, you guys as are guided into a
single small corridor that takes you under and away from
the central area. As you pass through the corridors, everybody
give me perception checks, okay.
Speaker 1: I'm also like actively looking for if there's anyone selling
ale in like the.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, uh Lash and Carlias. You hear the raw
of a of a creature, or or or the something
of a creature rolly nature checks. You hear the roar
of a creature? Lash Roby in nature?
Speaker 1: Did he did?
Speaker 2: Eighteen? You hear the the raw of a panther? Panther?
There's a panther somewhere down here?
Speaker 6: Did you guys? Do you hear that?
Speaker 11: I heard? I don't want to do.
Speaker 2: I heard nothing.
Speaker 7: It sounded like it's the crowd, like a really large cat,
you know, extra afraid of cats.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was just gonna say, like one of those
big black ones, like a like a panther.
Speaker 5: Oh good, it's an easy one. Yeah, the first fight
should be something easy like that.
Speaker 6: You don't put them, skin them, Okay, I can't. I don't.
I think you just see like a slight shiver going.
Speaker 1: Do you do you have?
Speaker 2: Do you have a thing about cats or what? What
are you? Is cataphobic a word?
Speaker 6: They don't.
Speaker 11: Ever sing?
Speaker 5: And so I just kind of I mean, don't I
suppose that would your problem?
Speaker 2: Most birds just fly away from panthers.
Speaker 11: I suppose I don't like, if there was a panther,
we should totally.
Speaker 2: Because bad.
Speaker 11: As imagine I heard, if.
Speaker 5: You knock them unconscious and feed them raw meat for
an extended period of time, you can tame them.
Speaker 2: Also narcotics as well.
Speaker 5: You do sort of a drug to keep it under Yeah,
no strings, rob me a D twenty Oh fuck what
what now?
Speaker 4: Teamed strings.
Speaker 11: To do this?
Speaker 2: On screen, there's a there's a guy. As you walk
past one area and as you're about to step into
the area where you see lots of discarded robes and
backpacks and things they seem to have built up over
the night. Nobody else is in here but you, guys.
As you're led in by this top hat man with
his weird sideburned stash. He leads you in and says,
sit in there for a minute, and then uh, I've
gotta tell Oid, and then uh oh, you'll probably be
fighting pretty soon.
Speaker 4: Old on.
Speaker 2: As you step in. At the back, there's a burly,
drunken looking man wearing little more than a loincloth like
a not quite as large as Oid, but similar, thick
thatch of hair on his chest and long flowing but
greasy and dirty hair across his shoulders, sat on just
a bunch of kegs and says.
Speaker 1: You know you want to drink, right, how much can
ony silver get me?
Speaker 2: Twenty silver? All right, get you anything you want? Yeah,
I mean the drinks are free. This is probably I mean,
you want to fight, you don't want to fight, you
get free drinks if you get to.
Speaker 1: Fight silver regardless.
Speaker 2: In case I die, I'll take the twenty silver, deny
your twenty silver mate, two for each of us.
Speaker 4: Then he just picks up.
Speaker 2: A couple of colors. They're pretty dirty looking wooden mugs,
and he just hands them over to you, and just
the kegs are like free for you to just.
Speaker 1: I'm not even not even like if even if they're protesting,
I'm still passing them.
Speaker 2: Everybody has a wooden mug, a horrible old looking wooden
cup that looks like he's been used a thousand times
and maybe only cleaned once.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tap it, drink.
Speaker 11: Lies, I'm gonna my drink. I'm gonna throw my drink
over strings.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. I'm gonna make a dex saved strings. What
the fuck?
Speaker 5: No, I don't want to make that safe. I'm gonna
keep drinking.
Speaker 2: He's just gonna stand there, sit there and let it
drip off my armor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, run down your armor.
Speaker 2: The dirty mead, my friends, here's to death, whether there's
are to death. The other guy says, you know what
you're fighting?
Speaker 4: Dragon?
Speaker 6: There was a big did you see big cat?
Speaker 2: Cat?
Speaker 6: Is it really big cat?
Speaker 11: Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're fighting. I don't leave this room.
I'm just saying to give you drinks. You think they're
fighting a cat. You think you're fighting a dragon. They
always think they're fighting a dragon. I'm just said a dragon.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 2: It's the beginning.
Speaker 1: They've been saying, how lovely it would be to see
a dragonborn fight a dragon born?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dragon ball fight a dragon at a BACKSI fighter
giant pan. Let's be realistic.
Speaker 5: It's probably like some local griffin thing they caught nearby,
or some whatever spider goblin demon hybrid.
Speaker 2: They've dragged up out of the gorge. Who cares just
cut it in half?
Speaker 6: Yeah, probably not.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get drunk enough eventually that if it
is a dragon, I'll either run or fuck it and
kill it.
Speaker 11: So what.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, dragons that can turn into humans, you fuck them.
I'm kidding. I'm not going to fuck the dragon. No,
it's true, I'll fuck someone and think about it late.
Speaker 2: They turn into dragon, The dragon turns into a human.
If yeah, they can make themselves look like humans, you
would be the first person to talk their way out.
I've said, stranger fix. It's a good show, overrated, but good. Uh.
The guy hands out another mug of ale to each
of you and says, well, well listen. If there is
a dragon, good luck. If there ain't, good luck. I
believe in all of you. Just BOYD is behind you.
You hope it's not what I was going to say.
I hope it's not something that I can't for you
ends up killing me. Well, well, well, if it isn't,
my old friend Raja, fancy seeing you down here. After all,
I ran out of things to hunt so here. I
am pretty sure that's not how I'd spoke.
Speaker 11: But it is now.
Speaker 2: Great. I think it was common. That was pretty good.
He says, So you've decided to fight, after all, is it?
Speaker 11: Well? Well?
Speaker 2: Well, well, well, and you've even managed to get the
bird in here. I haven't seen a ken kup fight
in the pits for over fifteen years.
Speaker 6: Hey, there's not a big cat down saying.
Speaker 2: Fight or flight, Yes, fight, or flight, that's what we'll
call it. Ken Ku. Send her display, send her out
first if you can, then send in the dwarf. Then
send out the cleric. Everyone likes to see a cleric
waving a hammer or whatever you do. Then it's sand Walker.
You got a relatively common Save the dragon for last,
because always a dragon versus a dragon, got to keep
him alive if you wouldn't mind. What do you say
to that formation?
Speaker 1: Sure? Sure sounds good?
Speaker 2: Good to me?
Speaker 1: Did Alloyd? Uh?
Speaker 5: You know, maybe I should go first. I don't think
the kenku wants all that attention.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: She's scared of it's a giant panther, isn't she. They're
always scared of a giant panther.
Speaker 5: It did sound like a giant panther.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course it sounded like a giant panther. It's
not a giant panther, though, close enough. Right, first fight,
Give it a couple of minutes. When you hear your.
Speaker 11: Names, boy, what what's the first thing I want to find?
Speaker 2: You'll find out at the moment. I'll tell you it's giant.
It's not a giant panther. Do you tell us when
we walk out we just kind of see the door open.
I'm not going to tell you what it is out
and if you have run away if I tell every group,
tell me right now, guys.
Speaker 5: It's the golden rule of the fighting pits.
Speaker 1: They never tell I thought the golden rule was die
or live.
Speaker 2: You don't get to know what you're fighting until the
doors close behind you. That's the rules. I'll give you
five gold to tell me right now. I don't need
your gold. Peasant. I owned the fighting pits in sing River, right,
I'm richerd than you and your father. It's been a
couple of days since the entire ring. Well then why
not have them come along and buy the entire ring? Oopsie, Daisy,
doesn't look like they're here, poor boyd.
Speaker 9: Oid Yes, sir, okay, what do you think about unholy
holy water infused undead?
Speaker 2: Holy water? Unholy holy water infused undead? Are you telling
me that you've created some sort of undead holy army
to fight in a divine war?
Speaker 9: I they're more ice spaced, but yes, yes.
Speaker 2: You've created ice based unholy holy undead. They're quite impressive.
Deception check with I'm helping with advantage?
Speaker 1: Is how you lying to him?
Speaker 4: That you have an army.
Speaker 1: Oh, it says.
Speaker 2: Listen, if you're willing to sell me a handful of
those holy unholy undead to using these pits, I'd be
very interested.
Speaker 10: M hm.
Speaker 9: Well, as soon as I can spare a few, I
will contact your This this the alcohol guy or you.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't speak to him, Come speak to me or
speak to old chopsy.
Speaker 9: All right, well, it sounds like we have a business accord.
Speaker 2: Of course, you'll have to survive the giant panther, he says,
to that, you told us it's not a giant panther.
Speaker 1: Right, when do we fight? Od?
Speaker 2: As soon as I call your names, you're already we're
going to We're going. You're going to back out of
the last minute, there, dwarf. Is that a snake in
your boots? Or are you shaking craving.
Speaker 11: During the stink?
Speaker 1: I you'll move, my friend. We are going to come
out of this alive, rich and drunk.
Speaker 9: Don't worry, Carlias, I have an undead army, I guess.
Speaker 2: Yells it says, well, good luck to you all. Remember
test your might and you're on your own from this
point out. If you fight the first fight you choose
to leave, you may do so, and you'll win uh
two hundred and fifty gold pieces and the Rings of Resistance.
But if you choose to continue, you may then can
do so. You might consecutively win each fight. There's no breaks.
You simply fight, fight, fight and win or die or leave.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 2: It is two fifty per person, right, yes, two hundred
and fifty gold pieces, big bag, one bag between you
all only fifty per person. You want to join, if
you could, you could you you could enter the solo
if you'd like to win two hundred and fifty gold
pieces all to yourself. There, sand Walker, burn up or
is it still yellow? It's always been red. Just point
me towards the thing I need to kill. Oh, it
gives you, It gives you a big wink, Yes, you would,
by walk stuff.
Speaker 6: We need to divvy up these these potions.
Speaker 1: Right, how many do we have? Again?
Speaker 6: Three?
Speaker 9: Well, I already have one, so I'm okay.
Speaker 1: I think I should take one. I think Raja should
take one. And who else is going to be in
the front with us? Maybe you keep it Lash and
you Arden and Carlias if you need it, you switch
it back and forth. Okay, Raja and I or maybe
Raja and I only take the one and we switch
it back and forth.
Speaker 11: We won't.
Speaker 5: We can see you all have your cure wounds magic
y stuff and I don't, so I should definitely hold
on to one. Depending on what type of monster it is, like,
I can put a protection charm on one of us
at the time, but I guess we'll have to play
it by ear if it's if it's some sort of
undead monstrosity that I can charm us against, then I'll
hold the front. Let's put the charm on myself.
Speaker 1: What a stay close to me and aile block? Do
you attack?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm sounds good, good.
Speaker 1: Arden. If you see me wounded, I believe these go
lits I got from the vampire. They help me. They
heal me for more. If I get healed by your
divine magic, sounds good? Okay, Rajah, I'll keep you healed
and fucking I need more drinks more, fill it up again?
Speaker 11: Hmm, all right, I'm gonna just wave over the lash.
Lash is a bad idea.
Speaker 5: Oh make sure you make sure you bet be flashy.
If given the opportunity show off a kid you not
the crowd throws so much gold they will toss. They
will toss gold and silver. And if you and if
you show off, like like really sell it, then you'll
get Just just trust me on this. I've seen a
lot of fights that the dudes who are really show
bot he make a ton that's true gold.
Speaker 11: Don't let that go to your head. Lash.
Speaker 6: And then when when Carlia says that you can just
tell that, I remember the character.
Speaker 5: Again, like, if you're about to execute the thing, don't
just don't just cut it, you know, big, big jumping
cut and spin the sort one.
Speaker 2: Just make sell it. It's show.
Speaker 5: It's for shore.
Speaker 6: Does anyone anyone ever throw any gems?
Speaker 2: I hope not. That would be stupid.
Speaker 1: M Well, let's go die or not die?
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: From above you you hear speaking loudly to the crowd.
And now for what would technically be the first fight
of the day, we have a group of adventurers from
all different walks of life, but with very similar names
and the the like. Up the hallway you can see
like one of those gates that comes down in spikes.
I forget what they're fucking called a pork. Colorge just
starts to dun D D d D. The light comes
in and and slowly uh fills the room that you're in,
and you hear the voice of Oid say, we have Kleios, Carlias,
Lucky As Lady, and string Man fighting for your pleasure.
Here's my real name. Oid. You guys walking out, Oh
it's rain, Uh right, all right, let's do this.
Speaker 11: I'm just walking at the bar.
Speaker 1: When to pack Carlas on the back and then.
Speaker 6: Step I am not used to being in the spot.
Speaker 5: I'm walking out in front showboarding like can.
Speaker 2: The crowd go absolutely wild? As you guys step out
onto the sands into this huge, great arena. Now that
you've you've been in here before, but now that you're
on the inside, on the sands themselves. You look up
at the very filled bleachers all the way around you,
all the way up in a sort of square formation,
two huge columns stand but broken, kind of like if
you've seen Star Wars when they just strap them to
them random pillars that are in the middle of the thing.
They're in there, but they just they stand one to
the left of you, one to the right. There is
also a pit in the middle of the fighting pit itself,
a twenty by twenty foot pit that is twenty feet
deep as well. Ere, everybody screams as you guys step
out behind you d D d D. The pork colors closes.
What are you doing on the pork colors closes?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna like run like three steps off it and
backflip off its.
Speaker 2: Yeah, backflip off the port colors. Yeah, I live through that, right, Okay,
then just about make a backflip.
Speaker 5: Yeah, as long as they stick the lady, and then
start swinging the toll war around above my head to
wrap up the crowd Yep.
Speaker 2: Everyone's revving up quite greatly, and above you you hear
the voice of Oid shout down, all right, let out
the giant panthers. Everyone goes insanely wild. And that's where
we're going to go to our next break for fo.
Speaker 1: I'll be back see you guys three to five.
Speaker 2: Welcome back everybody. It's time to fight fuck for old Dad.
Welcome to the fighting pers up in the bleachers to
your right. So you have okay, mechanically new people, Yeah,
new fucking people.
Speaker 1: What is this my block?
Speaker 11: Familiar? Just change a color?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh no, this is different the other one from like
manual things. This is like a this is a pre
build one anyway. Well, actually I've made some changes myself. Anyway,
you are here in the fighting pitch area. These walls
that are here around you, I think I said we're
sixty feet last time, and they are now.
Speaker 1: Oh nice.
Speaker 2: In fact, what I'll do I'll quickly annotate, because I
feel like if there was ever a time to allow
you to just straight up fucking proper D and D
tactic with something, we're in meta gaming on the break,
you are no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you can even do it a
little in here. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 2: How do I ping again? Thing?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'll just like hold off on the right flank, yeah,
strings in the center and like and then arden on
the left and stand far enough apart that they can
if they try to move between us, they get opportunity attacked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get opportunity in all of this. Yeah, okay,
So it's only once per turn though, right, that's my
feet is only once perturn.
Speaker 5: Well, an opportunity attack consumes your reaction.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, and then you have the column brew Actually
I'm sure so that might suck up as my shield spell.
Speaker 2: The columns, yeah, are pretty going to be pretty difficult
to climb. Okay, but they are also sixty feet so okay,
but they're columns. What happens now? You see oid shout
about giant panthers, and the uh pork colors at the
other end of you, much larger than the one that
you walked out of. It spans wider and taller by far,
begins to slowly dindingdingdingdingding, and the crowd goes insane. And
then suddenly that pantherus kind of raw comes from inside.
And then suddenly these two very large cat like beasts
come running out. And although they do look like panthers,
they have some slightly different traits about them. They have
these weird kind of tentacles that are off their backs too,
which run and kind of whip. Also, while you're trying
to look at them as they run out at you,
you kind of for a moment, your your vision distorts
a little, and they look like they're not quite where
they stand for a moment, and then suddenly they're a
little to the left and little to the right. It's
quite hard to keep your focus while looking at them.
These are of beasts. Two of them come running out.
Could everybody please rule me some in its Thank you go,
you're girds huge? Why did I have to be cats? Huh?
Come on? Wow?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, it was bad news bears. Man. Actually, it's
better if they have a higher initiative, because then they
have to come to us.
Speaker 2: I actually wrote they rolled very low, un connor.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to throw you up on that pillar?
Speaker 2: You don't have to to?
Speaker 5: How come my numbers not showing up?
Speaker 1: What's that you never to?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, you know what's funny. I just found the displacer
beast mini that I painted a couple of months ago, yesterdays.
Speaker 2: The first person to react, Carlias, I have a twenty two,
but it's putting me at the bottom, right Hang on, yeah, no,
it's you go first one to react.
Speaker 1: How far away are they ninety feet?
Speaker 2: Kay?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: Eighty from you? Hey?
Speaker 5: Would I can I roll to see if Rajia would
recognize these things from many of the books that he's
read or anything like that.
Speaker 2: Give me a nature check. Panthers with tentacles, giant panthers
with tentacles, and you can't focus on them, and for
a moment it looks like your eyes are going weird.
But then you can you can focus on your teammates
and the crowd and the things around you, but they
are like, all right, well, they're hard to see. Whatever.
Speaker 5: I'll just take a shot revolver shot at.
Speaker 2: The one on the right. Bullet. I have advantage.
Speaker 5: I have advantage because it's the first turn and I'm
moving first.
Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, when you fire at these, you have disadvantage.
So it cancels out and you just take the standard
first one, which is an eleven. The bullet flies just
beyond whichever one you were aiming at, and you hear
it ping off of the pork colors which is closing
behind the displace a beast ahead of you. Unfortunately, you missed.
I could have sworn I had that shot.
Speaker 1: Oh well, it was five feet to the right.
Speaker 5: Now, it looked like it hit to the left.
Speaker 11: Buck of I know, yeah, be culling are lies? Would
I know what these are? Right?
Speaker 2: I mean nature check.
Speaker 1: Carlisas in the back of you know those math they
test the arc ruler things. Yeah, hang, you you.
Speaker 2: Might know a little of them, that these are displacer beasts,
and that they're really hard to catch and pretty hard
to find. But that's all you would know that these.
This is known as a displacer beast and not a
giant panther. They're notoriously difficult to catch, but.
Speaker 11: They displacer beasts. Good luck trying to catch one of these,
and hell, good luck trying to shoot one of these.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go onto the fountain pit.
Speaker 11: It's going to be easy.
Speaker 2: Shut up and shoot it. That's the end of my care.
Shoot it.
Speaker 11: It's going to be displacing all over the place. Try
I better go a lucky head. Uh Serberus, come on,
don't don't feel me for a shirt.
Speaker 2: It's uh miss. You really feel like you're on target.
You fire at the displacer beast. You see the bullet
launch and it goes through this thing's head and then
you ping see it ping off the pork colors behind.
Speaker 11: Can my roll for damage? Just on the pork colus?
Speaker 2: No roller? Want to see? How much do you get?
You get advantage at will?
Speaker 8: I know you?
Speaker 2: Why didn't you use a crick point? You thought that
was a hit?
Speaker 11: I already had a minute. No why wait, that was
just a normal role.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so you have disadvantage. Yeah, it's a displacer beasts.
The displacer beast projects a magical illusion that makes it
appear to be standing near its actual location, causing attack
rolls against it to have disadvantage.
Speaker 1: So everyone in the chat nos, Okay, we got to
express fucking permission to meta game. Okay, express like two
episodes ago, this is.
Speaker 2: A mini game. You may you may take your time
and approach this tactically, which, by the way, is how
people play d Indian real life apparently, which is strange
like that.
Speaker 1: That's weird?
Speaker 11: Shit? Can I like Roller D twenty to shoot the
DM box that mechanic? I'm gonna spend a grid point
for my next time?
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, do you have a multi attack?
Speaker 11: Not yet his next turn?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, sorry, So you blow a grip point and
that's the Indian ten yep lash giant cats. Yeah, terrifying.
Speaker 7: Thankfully, Carlias said that they were placer beasts. Helps a
little bit, even though they still look like giant panthers.
Speaker 6: I'm going to shoot my short.
Speaker 2: By Uh that is a hit? Which one are you
aiming at?
Speaker 6: Goodness?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait, short bow? What's the range on a short bow?
Speaker 8: Short watch?
Speaker 7: Shit?
Speaker 6: Does anyone know off hand? I don't see it?
Speaker 1: Short? The range there's one hundred four hundreds, has it
right there? Eighty thirty or eighty three twenty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 6: Oh geez in the chat.
Speaker 2: Since you are scrub, I will allow you to move.
Speaker 6: Oh I see, I'm like five feet our.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Remember you have range on weapons, gotcha. And if you
fight you so you can fire it at up to
eighty with your normal just shot you can. It will
reach three hundred and twenty feet away with disadvantage between
eight and three twenty, and it won't ever go further
than three twenty. That's what that means basically. Okay, so
you have normal shot, then a disadvantage shot. Uh, you fire,
and you're aiming at the one on the right. You said, yep. Yeah,
Like everybody's like she's missed. And then they displacer base.
You see its tentacles whip the ground and it looks
around at you. Guys, I've been stung by a by
a an arrow, a normal arrow.
Speaker 6: Yeah that was not a fire, you didn't say.
Speaker 2: And yeah, everybody, for the record, this one looks like
it stops blurring and you can pretty much see it
for what it is, just a giant one on the right.
Oh okay, perfect, perfect, it's trait. It's displacement trait. Things
seems to have stopped anything else. Slash, No, that's gonna
do it, alrighty. So the one on the other side
is going to run this way down to here.
Speaker 6: And then.
Speaker 2: Jump. Oh shit, hey, it's gonna jump in between strings
and arden. So this thing just runs dum dum dum dump.
The fuck do you get attack of opportunity?
Speaker 1: Polarm?
Speaker 2: Gave me you fucking playing pole arm? Peek? Oh yeah,
you got the fucking polearm now. So it jumps through
the air and lands. No wait, it's the one.
Speaker 1: Uh ah.
Speaker 2: It lands, and as far as you're concerned, you just
like bring this thing down between its eyes and hit
the sand. Sand knocks up into the air from the stands.
We hear oid and the crowd like leap as this
up into the air with the thing. As it jumps
through the air, you hit oid. Shout, oh dear, they
are going to be torn apart up with the pole
arm and nothing but sand that displays. The beast continues
to the crowd, going insane. This thing looks left and
right at you, both seemingly at the same time, with
two heads, three heads. It blurs in and out in
front of you. The other one makes a mad dash too,
all the way over here and pretty much just runs.
It's all it does. On its turn. It runs all
the way over to where you guys are. Lash and
Rajah gets in front of you and then let's out
a raw. Suddenly it begins to I forgot to tell
Lash to back up after her last turn. Now she
has to waste to disengage to get away from it.
If anyone's going to do it, it's the thief.
Speaker 1: Harden.
Speaker 2: It is your turn. There is a giant displays, the
beast blurring in and out of the area in front
of you. What do you want to do?
Speaker 4: I'm gone to Ohiti with my bady leggs.
Speaker 2: Give me an attack, Hey, spank you mean the damage nice?
Speaker 8: And I'm going to use one of my warps. Take
another swing. Oh shit, and I want to miss either way? Yeah,
anything else not the it's it.
Speaker 2: So from the stands we hear Ayad shout to the crowd,
the insane crowd now, who are absolutely losing their minds.
And the battle axe comes up and down. It's a strike.
Look at the blood on the sand and the magic gone,
and the displays of this one giant panther with tentacles
now completely uh undisplaced strings your turn displaces in front
of you with no displacing.
Speaker 1: Aunt two and a half seconds here, I'm just gonna
uh hold on a oh, you're good, you're good. No, fuck,
I can't do all right, all right, I'm just gonna
strike out at the one uh that's separating art in
and eye.
Speaker 4: With uh swaggerno.
Speaker 2: Yeah fucking what No, no, no, the uh the displayer
base in front of you. You bring up the halbird.
Yeah yeah, yeah, bring it in for an arcing strike.
It comes down aid from the crowd. Suddenly he's bringing
it up and over. He can't possibly miss with no
magic on this thing. Boom, nothing but sam.
Speaker 1: And then after bring it down, I'm gonna bring out
the butt a bit and hit it for one four boom.
You can do that, all right?
Speaker 4: I can.
Speaker 1: As well. I get so I get to take a
bonus action to hit it with the other end, and
I get attack of opportunity when something comes within reach
of the weapon. So that's that's just the entire feet there.
Speaker 2: So damn I believe you, and I will always leave
this all to you. Lot. You just tell me what
you can do and don't lie. I couldn't fly.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but what if yeah, what if we have a
really good deception role when we like well, then chat
will be like.
Speaker 1: Well, technically even with polar Marca, you can't make a big.
Speaker 4: You're saying chat would medical wrong.
Speaker 2: Chat would never chat.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't med a game if I said, chat would.
Speaker 1: Tell the d M how to play the game.
Speaker 2: Uh so, yeah, you you you hit nothing but sand
with the blade and then suddenly boom, But he gets
one last strike into the ribs of the big beast.
But is it enough to put it down nowhere near
anything else? That?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually gonna I'm gonna edge up here or
no down, sorry for clicking there down here to block
off Carlias and the beast. And that's it.
Speaker 11: That's my thirst.
Speaker 2: I've already rajah background to you.
Speaker 1: Even then it looks like it didn't, but it is okay.
Speaker 2: Remind me the rule.
Speaker 5: I know, if I try to use like a pistol
on a target that is point blank, I get disadvantage.
But do I still get disadvantage if I'm targeting this one?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: You just have one single disadvantag Oh if you're targeting
the other one.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, I mean like the one in my face
won't impose disadvantage for shooting the other one.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, No, you're good, okay, good. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Since this one's magic is down, I'm just gonna put
my hand on last his head, get down, and then
and then fire at this one.
Speaker 2: Get down. Oh he fires off the crack of a revolver,
the crack of a revolver from oid, and he's caught
nothing but rock the sides of the the my arena.
Speaker 4: We're just going to destroy his arena in the process.
Speaker 2: Oh it's fuck sixty foot The sixty foot stone wall
that's around you is just all broken up. There's bits
chunks missing out of it from guns and poles, and
there's just like old orange blood dried on the walls
from recently all the way up to fifteen thirty years
ago I think was thirty years ago when he made it.
These walls are battered and broken and they're still standing. Wow,
it's the indio attorney said.
Speaker 5: All right, I'll end my trend by saying kill that
one more. The magic is still down, Carlias.
Speaker 11: All right, so I have grew it on this one.
So it's a dead shot, sir. That so good. Advantage
on the shot you find the one on the left
of the right. The one on the left has its
magic down right, yeap, I.
Speaker 1: Mean they both do, don't they?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Are you going to do the super cool servers like
the thing the triple shot?
Speaker 2: I want to see it. The one on the right
doesn't have that really, right, the one on the right resume.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, I didn't hear.
Speaker 11: Okay, rad might have the dead shot the dead eye shot.
Go on the last roll.
Speaker 2: No, what does it saying dead?
Speaker 11: I shout, it's just on the spend one grips again.
Advantage on the next attack roll you make with a firearm.
Speaker 2: No, then it's on the next one. It's whatever the
first one is, okay, So next the triple shot is
to file all three shots at once, and it's a
you have to roll in a consecutive base.
Speaker 1: It's an attack and attack and attack. Set's on the
first one, all right, she'll try where they try, Dude,
here we.
Speaker 2: Go not to try.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: So you have a sixteen on the first one, which
is minus three, taking it down to a thirteen. Then
you have a uh, misfire, which I think fucks you
up for the last one, doesn't it. How does the
misfire work?
Speaker 5: How do you have a plus nine? That's four from
insane dude? Two from proficiency? What's the plus three from
the weapon?
Speaker 11: The weapon? How it's set up?
Speaker 1: It's a plus three?
Speaker 2: It's not a plus three gun.
Speaker 1: Let me look.
Speaker 2: X is four? Uh?
Speaker 1: Awesome?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 1: I love how it does it all at once too.
That was you just have a triple click it triple Oh?
I thought you like pressed a button.
Speaker 5: It was like, I'm I'm seeing the plus nine and
I was like, how the heck two boulder is that you?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: Plus time is fine?
Speaker 2: How does that have a two? Fine? Wow?
Speaker 1: What would you look at that? Brad?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: How's the political climate of Britain right now?
Speaker 11: Do you think?
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit about the political climate of Britain?
And Game of Thrones was fucking trash? I can I
can multitask even on two hours sleep.
Speaker 1: An attack?
Speaker 2: All right, there you go, So this is actually a minus.
So right, remind me let's jump into the let me
jump into the fighter archetype because this is a weird one.
This is why I should learn stuff better.
Speaker 5: Well, it wouldn't affect the rest of his turn though, right,
because it's a quid fail. The gun jams, well.
Speaker 2: Then his gun jams. How does he fire again? Missfire
when if you make an attack roll with the firearm,
and the dice roll is equal to learn the weapon's
missfire score for this it's a one.
Speaker 5: That's That's what I'm saying. His last shot doesn't hit
one way or the other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he misses and then the gun bang jams
on him. Blades is shitty fucking gun that should have
been amazing misfires. So you need to make an action,
is it? I mean to spend an action to try
and repair it. To repair your firearm, you must make
a successful tinkers tools check, and that is how you
fix it. So basically you just go. A bullet launches
out and launches off into the sky, and the whole
thing just goes and just jams up. You can tell
that this thing is definitely jammed up.
Speaker 5: The first doesn't hit on the sixteen rip. It's not
a sixteen, is it. It's a thirteen.
Speaker 2: It's thirteen because of the minus minus three because he's
firing all three at once. It's a ten. A missfire
action search action search yeah, go on then, and then
I see the DC is nine on a tinker's tools,
check not.
Speaker 11: Not to repair it, going to he's going to shoot
me like a piece of shig gun, go back to the.
Speaker 2: Okay shut mm hmmm uh. And you're aiming at the
one that left or the right left that one. Yeah,
that's a hit. So just tons of gunshots ring out.
Everyone loses their minds because guns are really cool and
fun and don't often see that many of them here.
They're still a relatively new technology, right, So you just
suddenly see this gun come out boom everyone Alloyd, he's
missed completely. And then suddenly you just bring out another one.
Speaker 11: On Since it's three barrels, wouldn't it wouldn't jam all three?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Three?
Speaker 5: The gun jam would occur in a cylinder and other
barrel and that would jam up the whole thing America.
Speaker 1: Alright, alright.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, yeah, it would be cause
and then move on. But thanks for justifying it.
Speaker 1: I already knew he was.
Speaker 5: I already knew he was gonna say that anyway, so
I figured i'd provide the reasoning.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, it turns up the Yeah, and the second one,
you just tear a line across one side of the
flank of this displace a beach. There's a rip of
flesh and a splash of blood along the sand, and
this one lets out another raw. It's still it's still
going looking whipping its tentacles around.
Speaker 1: Is that India turn?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lash, I would like to disengage he has mayam.
Speaker 6: And then fire.
Speaker 7: The left one, and I would actually like to use
a fire arrow. Now do I use a normal you know,
roll for attack, right?
Speaker 2: And then if I hit, it's your normal damage because
it's just it's a standard arrow at this point, got
plus Well, yeah, that's a hit. Yeah, that's a hit. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: And then so I just hit short bow again.
Speaker 2: And then that's the arrow piercing for seven as it
and then suddenly it ignites. Give me one D four okay.
And then also you get a sneak attack because arden
and strings are nearby. Rolls sneak attack.
Speaker 6: I'm looking for it right here.
Speaker 2: Nice fuck me? Yeah. So basically this arrow just you
just see Lash at short range suddenly disengage. The tentacle
whips over her head harmlessly as she rolls to one
side pulls out the short boat. It zinks deep into
the side of this displacer beast and then suddenly basically explode.
Then fire pours out from the side, along with a
gout of blood, and the displace to be suddenly part
of it. It's flank just ignites as it's partially on
fire and bleeding. It's a big hit and it's also
on fire.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna I'm taking advice from Raj on this, but
I'm kind of chuffed and I'm less afraid. And I
hold up my bone on one hand to the crowd
and then kind of rattle my fist with the other
and then turn a.
Speaker 2: Bit and look, give me a dexterity saving throwdbody throws
their child at you. A gem flies at you. You
you see it lands in the sand next to you.
It's a ruby. I dive for it. Fifteen gold pieces.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: You can add that. You each get one. That is
all you get to milk so excited you you Now,
from now on, you each.
Speaker 1: Have an action.
Speaker 2: You each have an action called show boat bonus action.
You each have an action. She just did after her action. Yeah,
but then I realized Tuesday is new to the game. Yeah,
she gets she gets Nubi one, she gets now she
gets the newbie one. You have action called the show Boat.
Speaker 1: How many actions surges can you do a day?
Speaker 4: Action?
Speaker 1: Because I like this and I'm going to add it
into all the fine pits in the.
Speaker 5: World forever.
Speaker 2: Do perform for stuff? There you go DM notes. I
wonder why every time I go into these a week
later and go, what the fund does that say?
Speaker 4: What that means?
Speaker 11: Was that?
Speaker 2: All right? Is that in your turn?
Speaker 6: Still cackling?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: So let's see here.
Speaker 8: I went back and saw some like five year old
DM notes and I didn't even realize it was my notes.
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, what the hell is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, I can't wrote this.
Speaker 2: I went into my first ever games campaigns notes recently
and was like, how did I run this? How campaign?
I could never give this to someone else and be
like make any sense of that? It's really weird.
Speaker 11: The Goblin is King tells you dragons forty five page documentary.
Speaker 1: I do that, but it's like, it's like the Goblin
is King question mark quester mark quester mark question you
want to go back.
Speaker 2: And all the notes as to why it's not thanks
to the saying stuff and what happened. Displacer Beast doesn't
like the look of strings and Arden in front of him.
What is your respective acs strings and arden?
Speaker 4: Are you rolling a deception roll right?
Speaker 11: Twenty two?
Speaker 1: I think mine's in nineteen? It mine sets seventeen, but
it should be nineteen. How this is the same you're having. No,
this is a problem we're having with with Garthus right
now on areos.
Speaker 2: This is probably sounds like problem you're having Macarthurus not maning.
Speaker 1: Fuck you we as it a collective.
Speaker 11: It's a roll twenty problem.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me see you clip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's not It's not like we'll just
work it out.
Speaker 1: What is your what is your this shield? That's plus two?
It's a nineteen?
Speaker 2: How the fuck do you have a shield out and
a halberd because you can.
Speaker 1: Use a halberd one handed?
Speaker 2: How hold on?
Speaker 1: Cat?
Speaker 2: You? I don't know. Do you get so? Actually hold
on master?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: No, actually okay, so never mind disregret the shield it's
seventeen then at seventeen seventeen?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I thought, sir, Because third bucklers and stuff, you
get attached to your arm, which is cool.
Speaker 2: Ard mustiels eighteen. Just don't make him do a dex check.
Speaker 4: Decks. There's there's a reason I'm wearing heavy armor.
Speaker 2: Arden. As you turn around, a tentacle just slaps you
across the face. It leaves a horrible raking. Uh well,
it hits you, and it rakes across your face with
small little spikes opening up.
Speaker 4: The has never helped in this entire game.
Speaker 2: You take, you take five bludgeoning and five piercing damage.
Speaker 4: I go into a rage. Oh wait, wrong character.
Speaker 1: Fuck multi class Claire Cobarian.
Speaker 2: Strings the other one strikes you across your face.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use shield my reaction for my gauntlets plus
five to my AC cool, Actually, well, hold on, hold on?
Rule wise? Does that count?
Speaker 2: Can I do?
Speaker 1: Can I do two reactions in the tea same same time?
Spam the same No, I it got I took my
reaction and then it got to my turn, so I haven't.
Speaker 2: We're on the second round.
Speaker 1: Plus five, it's a different round. Yeah, plus five to
my AC then cool?
Speaker 2: So yeah, you just wouldn't hit it.
Speaker 1: Just I just bring the gantlet up and it just
kind of hits the garnlet.
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, bang, it just pings up on something. Yeah, glimmers,
Yeah you do the Wonder Woman Dix bullshit in that
stupid movie Tied. Okay, guys, I'm giving you slight Brads
movie and TV reviews. As we go, uh oid from
the from the stands, and one of them has been
slapped fast across the face. It comes a second. Oh
that's a Deis Bracer x smackinner the old day whom
Bracer x macinner.
Speaker 1: That one begins to.
Speaker 2: Displace again. This one is now difficult to see once again,
the one next to you, rajah, I guess you're gonna
get a Facebook? What is your nineteen nineteen is not enough?
Speaker 1: One across your head.
Speaker 2: The second one parried away with the toll war as
these tentacles which again try and slap at you. This
one continues to be an actual displaced displace the best arden.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna swing at it. We have a big drooch.
Is this one still verberating?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're both vibrating now, so you swing it it
convinced that you're gonna hit it in the butt and
woa you catch air. As this thing is sort of
seemingly further right than it was a second ago.
Speaker 1: And it turns to you had the noise memry now
or is I don't know because you've already said that.
Do you mean I inspire him dad to his is
attack role or is that no not worth it?
Speaker 8: Okay, well it's already done. Yeah if you if you
inspire me, I'll go for a big boy hit. I
am going to go for a bonus action of healing
word on myself.
Speaker 2: Sure, leave one there, Sean dam.
Speaker 4: Also, can you see my my green and uh blue
bar above my character?
Speaker 8: I mean I can, Okay, I'm just using green as
my health and blue is gonna be my channel or
not channel divinity, but the war priests thing. So that way,
you know, I can't continually bonus attack fifteen times I
have four times I can war priests.
Speaker 2: So you yeah, you can use your token bullshit for
whatever you want.
Speaker 4: It's your don't say that I'll start fucking with it.
Speaker 2: Hey, well you can's cool. However you want to keep
nights the oh my god, yeah there you can. Yeah,
everything has a vantage on you, all of us out
and strings your turn.
Speaker 1: Okay, myself with all of these buffs that I currently
don't have.
Speaker 8: You're playing Final Fantasy fourteen, all of a sudden, Yeah,
both of them have started shimmering.
Speaker 1: Correct due you think, okay, I'm just gonna I'm gonna
go and attack this. Wait am I dead? Oh no?
I put the excellent.
Speaker 9: I was like, oh god, why I have died? Yeah,
I'm gonna Brad would do that.
Speaker 1: Wiston's mike.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's here's the thirty minue explanation. What I'm gonna
do is like, wait, am I dead?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You are turn Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm like nine. And then immediately after the the double
attack cool a hit as well, so as eleven in total.
So yeah, oid from the stands in.
Speaker 13: Comes this massive held bad and it's a slicely struck it,
and then.
Speaker 2: Again with my part, and that's the Trent nice. This
one's starting to slow down in its movements. This displace
to be the other one looking relatively fresh, Rajah, the
one in front of you, from what you can make
out while it's vibrating in and out of your field
of view.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say the end of my turn, Raja,
bring it to me, bring it here?
Speaker 2: How okay?
Speaker 4: Walk?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you would pick it up opportunity.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would get opportunity attack stuff away.
Speaker 2: Just throw that bitch, pick it up and throw it.
Speaker 1: You can go for a strike.
Speaker 5: I've got a better idea. I'm trying to save the
Zebra strikes the next round. I only get three unlimited
thing your ship on this fucking shit I have, I have.
I have three spell slots, sir, and Zephyr Strikes may
be overpowered, but I only get three. So I was
thinking it'd be funny to say, Okay, I'm gonna start
vibrating like they do and use Zephyra Strike, because then
I could run around and they can't hit me. Now
I'm going to I'm gonna again like shoot off to
my left at the one that I can actually see.
Speaker 2: Uh nice, that's a hit.
Speaker 5: And this time this time I can actually see it.
Speaker 2: It's a big shot. Oh yeah, Slayers Eye. Can I
put Slayers Eye on it? Yeah? Sure, I haven't used
it in like five combats.
Speaker 1: So I forgot. I don't even remember what it does.
Speaker 5: What does the day I can tell if it has
resistances and I get an extra one DY six.
Speaker 2: Damage on it for one time? Sure, Yeah, I mean
it has no resistances, but you can add the extra
one dy six, of course. I mean it's still a
big bullet fires into the near where lashes fiery arrow landed,
and just another hole hits this thing. It spins it
out one way, and it looks like it's real slow
to move at the moment, it's starting to wear down.
This thing is basically all but dead, nice compared to
how it was before. It's still like jumping around and
growling at you.
Speaker 1: But this one's been beaten to within an inch of
its life.
Speaker 5: I am going to I'm going to step this way
into the opposite of what he said.
Speaker 2: Yep, sure, yeah, you maneuver around this one, which at
the moment still kind of difficult to work out exactly
where it stood. But you don't step on it. So
good for you, Carlias. It's your turn.
Speaker 11: So they both.
Speaker 5: Using their magical The one right in front of me
is still displaced. On one off to the left, you
can see yeah.
Speaker 11: Yep, Scar shout again on the left one.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's an unfortunate miss. As you it launches just off.
This thing's moving and thrashing around from the pain, and
the bullet with has past its considerable ears.
Speaker 11: Anything else, No, no, I can't repair the gun on
the bonus kin I.
Speaker 2: No, no, you have an action? Sorry, yeah, I love
that will be its last Romeo D four. Over the
course of the last six seconds, this thing has taken
three fire damage from being on fire, and then the
fire dissipates. After that, you you see the fire disappear,
but it is now your true turn. That was of
some passive damage that it does.
Speaker 6: Gotcha.
Speaker 7: I am going to take aim at that one because
it's looking pretty bad and I would love to finish
it off.
Speaker 2: Pretty pretty pretty bad. That's a hit. Nice using a
fire or normal arrow normal raw give me the sneak
attack damage as well.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, sneak attack.
Speaker 2: Dear god man, it's a big shot ever this one.
So we see lash just put another arrow, sync it
in to this thing. It's still alive.
Speaker 7: That that was quite a lot of damage I did
to it though, so I'm gonna use as my bonus.
Speaker 6: I'm going to use my showboat ability.
Speaker 2: Full action is now just a full action. As as
I wrote in my notes here, action show perform for stuff.
So yeah, you you you fire an arrow into it
it It all but sinks this thing into the sand
and as it hits it gets back up you see
the last throes of its life. It decides not to
just roll over and die. It decides to do something.
As it lashes out its tentacles once again at Arden
and Strings, so Arden, and Strings, so Arden, You're gonna
get smacked across the face again, I'm afraid. As this
one comes in for four bludgeoning damage and three piercing
damage seven in total, so another slap across the other cheek.
But as it brings its tentacle over its own head
to slap at Strings, he does a death maneuver one way,
spinning free of it, and you see the tentacle bring
down and slap itself in the head, killing it.
Speaker 11: That one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just wore, and Strings just uses that momentum
to move out of the way, and you see the
spikes on this thing just catch its own self and
it falls dead, bleeding out from its wounds and burning
mostly but also giving itself just enough damage to kill itself.
Speaker 1: Fucking hell.
Speaker 14: The other one, beautiful is going to attack Raja. What
is your ac nineteen nineteen So one hit.
Speaker 2: That is ten, so four bludgeoning and six piercing damage
as two tentacles just watch slap at you aid from
the stand is going nuts. That one's just killed itself.
But it was a pretty depth maneuver from Larkias. I
use one real name, I mean carl like Carlias knowing
NAT's meaning Nats string neds the red guy. You didn't
kill it. That one moved out the way, and then
you got smacked in the face.
Speaker 1: Russia.
Speaker 2: You called me locias. I don't know the name of
the dragon board because all your names are similar. Strings,
string neads. Fuck it, you've got string nets written down
on the.
Speaker 11: Back.
Speaker 1: Joke, shut up.
Speaker 11: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just reveling in the in the in
the situation. I'm gonna run.
Speaker 8: Let's see, uh, let's run over to the other displasive
beast and I'm all smacking with the sword again.
Speaker 2: Give me an attack, roll with disadvantage. It's still a hit.
And this is gonna be an important hit everyone, because
that's gonna be our entire our entire team.
Speaker 1: Everyone gets a thing.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you just come in, bringing bringing the acts.
And while this thing is busy whipping the ship out
of Raja, you just burying ax into it, cleaving a
hole along one flank. It lets out a raw and
then the displacement on it settles in and it turns
to you and lets out a cat light braw at
your face anything else on your turn at it? A
performance check ah, it sees you as kin like kin
that it hates shrinks.
Speaker 1: Your okay, never no, no no never mind. I'm gonna
come over to I know what you're thinking and don't
no no no no you don't, but trans you'll just
see after we kill this fuck, I'm gonna come over here.
I'm gonna quickly uh cure wounds on rajah well baby,
and I'm gonna cast it at second level.
Speaker 2: As he starts doing that. Can I say, do that
later and kill it?
Speaker 1: Two late exteen health back m hm uh and bonus action.
I got full man, I got off for a bonus action.
Can I hold on?
Speaker 2: Inspire me?
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm just gonna read my my thing of
majagg willing a glam Oh. It's only when I take
the attack action cool. So I'm gonna inspire and say,
you know I heard being in the fighting pits is
the cat's pajamas right now. Mh on the ukulele that
my roommate took with her when she.
Speaker 2: Moved out, so.
Speaker 4: I don't have it.
Speaker 2: Regardless, it inspires you to a degree you have a
botic inspiration now and that's the end of ten, I guess.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Now, how does the bardic inspiration work on a
disadvantage roll? Does above both numbers.
Speaker 1: Or here's the deal though? For for my normally they're
just for saving throws and for like checks and I
think attacks, but you can also use mine for damage
and a right.
Speaker 5: But so assuming assuming I use it on an attack role,
if I had disadvantage, which of the two roles is.
Speaker 1: That go to the role that you're going to try
and hit with.
Speaker 2: If it's disadvantage, then you can just be you'd put
it on the lower roll, the lower roll.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, I am going to now that the
one on the left is sad, I'm going to transfer
a slayers eye to the one in front of me.
Speaker 4: And hit it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: I am going to hit it right in the face.
Here we go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's not very impressive. Wait, I can put
I can I can use yours on a damage roll?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think is mine a D eight or a D
six right now? I'm pretty sure it's a D eight, right,
I have no idea to three point seventeen two seconds.
Speaker 11: Uh fifty one, Andrope.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna save it anyway.
Speaker 4: It is no, it's a D six.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna save it anyway in case I need to
like knock it out of its Yeah you still get yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Cool. So yeah, I mean you probably do. Just rake
the toll war across the front of this thing's head.
It avoids some of it, and you just bring it
across it. It leaves a horrible, nasty slash. If this
thing survives, he will be forever known as scar or
something equally dumb in a child's cartoon, as the enemy
the King, Long live the King. Anything else on your turn?
Uh nope, that's it Aid from the stands. They're all
going in now.
Speaker 13: One displays up, piece down, one displaces up, be still
standing and not displaced.
Speaker 2: Can't they kill it before it starts vibrating? Carlias your turn.
I always loved your commentary. It's good stuff. In goes
Kelly os the most craven dwarf in the land. Look
at his yellow belly.
Speaker 11: Go, what's the full actions?
Speaker 1: We get a full round after we beat this? Yeah,
same repair between shoot the other gun.
Speaker 2: Now you get one round of nothing before the next
ship comes running out of the gate. Basically, it's a
hit nice ship guns hurt. Uh so, yeah, a bullet
and then a tear and a and another splash of
blood across the sand. The crowd loving it every time that.
The shock makes everybody in the crowd jump. The thrill
makes everybody in the crowd. I'm not going to continue
that anything else. Carlas Lash. Oh yep.
Speaker 11: I don't think this is automatically Counterford, but I get
a plastic bonus to attack rolls that.
Speaker 8: Range attack rolls for the fighter thing. Yeah yeah, oh mate,
that's what you had on.
Speaker 2: Oh but so you have archery as and as a
fighter thing. Is that what it is?
Speaker 4: That's what it was.
Speaker 2: I don't know where you got three from then, and
it's yeah, so it's two. Yeah, that's cool. That's to
the attack roll, not the damage roll, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, attack Yeah. I was just looking at my features
and trace. We're done, yeah, I said, the other way around?
Is that to the attack or the damage attack attack?
Speaker 2: Attack? Nice? Yeah, So it's a plus eight from now on.
That's pretty insane.
Speaker 1: That is pretty fucking insane. Holy crap.
Speaker 11: Yeah, fighters and rangers only.
Speaker 2: I believe lash ism.
Speaker 6: I am going to uh knock another fire arrow here
it looks see see what happens.
Speaker 2: There is a hit with a fire argument, then attacks
damage even and uh one D four it is not.
Speaker 6: Sorry, just up arrowed. But it was a week.
Speaker 2: You can press up multiple times. Oh it goes through
I think ten of your last and also you get
sneak attack.
Speaker 11: Oh Sorgans wasn't a plus one gun anyway, I believe.
Speaker 1: So that's why it was plus nine. That's why it
was a plus three, because plus two on my own
doing three. Yeah, yeah, I think you said it was
plus I.
Speaker 11: Think you said it was a plus one.
Speaker 2: Look like shallow, look you see. I don't know what
I've put doing for it. I mean that would make sense, honestly,
as to why you had the plus three. Uh, I
don't even know where the fuck I put Cerberus.
Speaker 11: Now it's uh you put.
Speaker 2: Does he say plus one on it? Not in the
nuts that I have, I don't remember saying it was
a plus one. Might be.
Speaker 1: It's either that or my Halberds plus one, because you
did mention a plus one think at all at some point.
I don't think mine's plus one. It does I don't
have a magic bonus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yours is not a magic thing, whereas his is.
He hasn't enchantment on it. You know what, It makes
sense that it would have been. And because that's where
we would have got that thing from. Let me just
work out this and then that, and then that takes
that to that. That arrow hits, this thing ignites, explodes
fire once again. Cerberus plus one will say that you've
been put off because oid is just heckling you up
until now and that was what has affected you for
three rounds or whatever. And yeah, we'll say it's a
plus one. I'll work it out. I can't remember.
Speaker 11: I don't know where else sundy gold, so for it
would have made sense for it to have.
Speaker 2: Well, it's also a gun and it has this insane
shot move on it.
Speaker 11: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. I mean, I didn't write that
it was a plus one pistol anywhere. If I said it,
then I might have said it, But I don't remember
saying it. I mean, I didn't write it. Someone will
find it. We'll find we'll find out by the next week.
Speaker 1: You find out that YouTube comments like three months from
someone will say, uh, anything else.
Speaker 6: Lash, Nope, just that juicy damage.
Speaker 1: Oh Dan, come onden, you got this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just I'm just swinging at him again.
Speaker 8: There's nothing really no, no, no, it's displaces a beast
turn Oh no, no, he's been displaced.
Speaker 2: It's the daisy so rajah and uh, strings can your
acs nineteen on seventeen and seventeen on you? So that's
a hit on strings as you get spanked across the
head six and three six, bludging in three, piercing as
another one smacks you, leaving a horrible cut.
Speaker 1: Or gash across your head.
Speaker 2: Aid from the crowd, and then the rest of the
crowd smacked by the displaced of beasts. And it looks
left and right quickly, and then it looks like it's
looking left right and up and down and left them
right up and down all at the same time because
it's displacing again, are they.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna smag it with my really, Nope, how
how mess that? Pretty bad?
Speaker 2: It's looking pretty messed up. Yeah, it's bleeding and on
fire in various places. It's got to cut down in
front of its head. You know what, I'm gonna hit.
Speaker 4: Strings with a healing word from a bonus action love.
Speaker 1: Bo perfect amount, another one.
Speaker 2: Over ones and then strings is your turn.
Speaker 1: I'm going to hit him with the with the glave.
That's it, okay, cahow.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a miss and.
Speaker 1: Miss.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's my turn. That's all I can do.
Speaker 2: Another slide and then oh he misses, but the thing
stopped moving. Can they kill it in turn?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck? Oh god did they let shit out?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, some time before it starts displacing again. Rajah.
That depends canon dodge this tolla.
Speaker 5: Oh yes it can apparently. What's the inspiration due.
Speaker 1: The heck?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: I can go three inspirations.
Speaker 2: So it's not it's not displacing, by the way, Oh
it's not. I'm you hit it?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna use say what he hit it hit?
Speaker 2: The thing stops displacing when you hit it.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean the inspiration still would have helped anyways.
So well, I mean, like ten is long enough, I
might miss it regardless, so I will.
Speaker 2: Yeah you would, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm going to use the inspiration anyway.
Speaker 2: Cool. Yeah, just letting you know. So sixteen.
Speaker 1: And then the twelve.
Speaker 2: Nice, let's see him. Oh wait, it's just the twelve.
The six isn't damage.
Speaker 5: Yeah, uh well the one d six, the second one
is damage, so its twelve okay.
Speaker 2: Uh so yeah, you you bring the toll warrant. You
slice across this thing's flank and it kind of stumbles
one way and then brings itself back up in the
same vein as it's brother. It's barely standing, but it's
still standing. Anything else, brothers.
Speaker 1: Be too love.
Speaker 5: I know mechanically I don't get anything for it, but
I'm I'm like, at this one, I'm just gonna turn
my back on the creature and just gonna look at
the crowd.
Speaker 2: Of course, the crowd goes insane. The displace a bas
gets an opportunity at tank for show boating. I'm kidding, Carlias,
it's your turn. I won't do anything, Carlias.
Speaker 11: Uh so he's he displayed story.
Speaker 1: Well and get your grip point back. Oh damn, it's
a hit.
Speaker 11: It's nice.
Speaker 2: Wait is that is that all the damage?
Speaker 11: That's all of it for?
Speaker 1: We're not like this, We're one.
Speaker 4: The crack of the gun, the.
Speaker 2: Thing just booms. You see it hits the deck. You
think it's over the crowd goes nuts and it picks
itself back up, like that in the Mouse where he
just keeps getting.
Speaker 11: Up as action. Can I throw an item?
Speaker 4: Throw your gun at it? No, the gun's already broken.
Speaker 2: Unless you have the ability to throw an item, it's
just the general. Actually, I guess you maybe can. Since
you can use off hand, you can throw a dagger
or something with the light property, have the dagger venom.
Throw the dagger of venom with you don't get proficiency though,
so you have to minus two off of your attack roll.
Basically just roll it and minus two off of it.
So just making a roll with the dagger, Yeah, give
me the damage. I can't even remember if this is
the rules. But fairl, it's not stopping me, so I assume.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't throw a dagger as a bonus action. But
I just figured you were like rule of calling him.
Speaker 2: I was partially rule of calling him.
Speaker 4: But you can.
Speaker 2: You can do stuff with your offhand without proficiency. That's
if it has the light property. That's what it's for.
Speaker 5: Such I was taking a second attack, Yeah, second attack.
Speaker 2: And the dagger has a light property and it's a
dagger like property. Did you just you just under sling
a thing. As this thing is getting back up, you
see it, Raja show boting. He's about to be consumed
and eaten in one disx DM ruling and suddenly in
the face in fact romia D twenty just a D
twenty me no, no, Carlias. You see the dagger. It's
about to hit this thing in the face, but it
just has one little burst of displacement just before you
hit it in the eye for the ultimate kill, and
you just boom stick it in the shoulder. It's enough though.
The thing just dun knocks it off. The venom seeps
across this thing's shoulder and it falls boom in the sand.
It lifts up around Rajah. As the sand begins to fall,
you hear the pork cullis immediately begin to din D
D D D D d oid and the crowd going nuts.
Speaker 1: Oid. This is the first time in.
Speaker 4: Man said anyone has made it to the second round?
Speaker 2: Fuck will there be a second round? A second round?
Speaker 6: And I learned a new trick.
Speaker 1: Three are you are?
Speaker 11: We?
Speaker 1: Are we fit for for number two?
Speaker 9: I think I'm.
Speaker 5: Holding that position like as the thing fell and the
dust cloud came up and it's suddenly I'm still standing
there like yeah, the song to the craft and I'm
actually using my between rounds action and showboading.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you got your going for you going
for second round? Everybody?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: When he when? When he asks, is everyone good for
a second round?
Speaker 2: Roger just yep.
Speaker 1: It's the pillow to our right there.
Speaker 2: Let's set up next to that, right, I'm busy show.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna do this like in turn order? Or
do we just get the equivalent of one round each?
Like first?
Speaker 2: Like Carlias and Ny, you not walking out, not to
just off.
Speaker 4: I'm staying with the team. I'm gonna cure. I'm gonna
cast her wounds on myself though.
Speaker 2: Carlias, okay for all day twenty. He's off, he's walking
out out, He's out, Carla's walking out.
Speaker 11: He takes his dagger.
Speaker 2: A crowd booze incessantly.
Speaker 1: Er, I'm going to roll my spear in front of him.
Speaker 2: You can give me an attack roll. This is a
crowd booze and aid shouts. I told you the most
craven dwarf you've ever seen. Everyone, there's a bunch of dwarfs.
You seem to recognize as the as mcbond and his crew. Look,
that one's pretty good at catching bottles, but no very
good at fighting.
Speaker 1: You know that's Chris did I fucking what the hold on?
Two seconds?
Speaker 11: Sorry?
Speaker 2: You will forever be known as carlyas the Yellow Oh.
I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know if he can hear me over the
yelling this Sunday, don't. I don't know if he can
hear me over the crowd. But at this point, like
if he's walking off, rier is gonna turn and yell
out him.
Speaker 2: Go what that was easy? Come on?
Speaker 11: I did one round amount.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, that's a that's a fair hit. Yeah, just
in front of your carlas. You're gonna want to pick this.
Speaker 1: Up for the next round, fine, fuck him, I'm gonna
run over and grab it.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: I'm running over and grabbing it and coming.
Speaker 2: Back shouts down. Well, you're a man down, you fought. Well, wait,
you don't want to go in as a force and
do you.
Speaker 1: It's up to you four?
Speaker 4: Do we get more?
Speaker 1: Well, we only split. I'm I'm like, I'm taking the spears.
So I don't know Brad how this will work mechanically,
but I want to take the spear and put it
down in front of me. Take the glave, put it
down like a little bit behind. Take my crossbow there
and the sword there, kind of like like how the
gladiators do it, like just to have all and put
the shield down right there so I can just pick
them up and go at any time. Sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do none of that because I don't have
magical weapons or anything.
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna kind of like a walking armory.
Speaker 4: I've just.
Speaker 5: This this pit in front of us. Is that it
says twenty feet is I mean it's a twenty feet
wide or twenty feet deep?
Speaker 2: It's but it's both, Yeah, it is is. It is
also twenty feet and you can measure that yourself, whereas
roll twenty doesn't let you do an elevation thing. So yeah,
twenty feet deep. Yeah, all right, So you guys want
to just fucking go in and fight the next round?
Speaker 1: See if you can do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's do it.
Speaker 5: And I'm gonna I'm gonna point its strings and then
like point at the pit and say, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Speaker 1: Going in there?
Speaker 2: No, knock them into it? You have that that push
I saw you do it in the tavern.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, pick them up, move a little bit closer.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna position myself right here.
Speaker 2: Lash.
Speaker 1: You should use the pillar for cover and retreat if
you need to. Okay, pull back if you if you
feel so inclined. This one here on the right, that one,
hide behind that. Maybe climb up it if you can,
but use it for cover and I'll come over if
anything comes near you got it? The all right? You've
all done doing your actions. You have one action to
do a thing when this is.
Speaker 5: When this is over, we should skin these things. I
bet you we could make armor out of it.
Speaker 4: How how damages everybody?
Speaker 1: I'm perfectly fine. I'm you heard me to fall.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm just gonna cast the cure winds in, all right,
cure wounds yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are hours after words.
Speaker 13: Yes, yes, afterwards, of course, yes, yes, afterwards. They want
to after the next round.
Speaker 2: Guys, give me a performance check. Whoever has an action
free to show boat?
Speaker 1: Do you think I broady attacked?
Speaker 2: That's Lash?
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 2: Because whatever it is, it's bad.
Speaker 7: I actually like try to like puff out my feathers
and swirl around, and I think maybe.
Speaker 2: I just tripped, just failed behind a pillar, so no
one actually even sees it.
Speaker 6: The hangar is showing off thing obviously.
Speaker 2: But yeah, rajah, like a few gold coins, a few
silver coins land around you. You get fifteen gold pieces
and ten silver pieces after you finished picking them up.
When the Pork Colors finally ends, and then there's a.
Speaker 11: Doom doom, doom doom.
Speaker 2: Do you hear multiple very large and heavy footfalls suddenly
run towards the ring. There's an uprorious roar from the crowd.
Oid clicks his fingers and Carlias. You're beckoned up onto
the area where Oid is.
Speaker 11: If you want to go up there, I'm just gonna
send the blachers.
Speaker 2: Uh Od's little friend with the top hat and the
he called him Chopsy approaches you and he sits down
and says, listen right, I personally think you must be
a clever one. And then you look over to see
the uh the pork colors finally, in fact, give me
a perception check. Finally come to the top.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a fucking beholder. That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see lash fallover. You're the only one. Oh yeah,
he he flicks you a flicks you something, give me
a sleight of hand. Check. Yeah, you fumble with it
and it lands on the ground at your feet. It's
a ring rommi a D ten. Yeah, uh, that is
a I don't know what spinel is spelt spinel. Yeah, yeah, spinel.
You have a ring of resistance made from spinel spine
l thunder, So you have a ring of resistance. Any
thunder damage you take is hard, he says. And the gold,
the two fifty gold. If they all die, I suppose
it's all yours, but I'll keep hold of it for now.
Enjoy the show, and he steps off the bleachers and
returns to his spot up with oid from the top
of where he is. So we have a craven and
four very intelligent specimens against possibly far more intelligent specimens
and doom. These large heavy footfalls approach from under the
port culis.
Speaker 1: You see.
Speaker 2: We'll find out next week. Thanks for watching. Every We
conclude the fighting kids in the next episode.
Speaker 11: We got this, hey, blame the roles.
Speaker 1: This is the second fighting pit. You've left me behind him,
just so you know, hold on my second fighting fighting pit.
Speaker 2: You died and then he got out with your dead body.
Speaker 1: The second fighting pit you've let me die, and just
so you know, you died from your own your own
lust for gold and reward. The words you're looking for
is Hubris, my friend, and you are absolutely right. True.
God damn well, what a what an episode.
Speaker 11: If you guys want to blame anything, blame Brol Torning,
because anything over return he would have stayed. You're all five.
Speaker 1: Your life by the die.
Speaker 2: Who made it a fifty to fifty roll. Yeah, he's
like a plus five. He's going to take away two
hundred and fifty gold and a ring of resistance and
walk off into the sunset there at this point. Unless you, guys,
you know you might, you can still do it. You
can still go all the way.
Speaker 1: I believe in you.
Speaker 2: I believe in you. It would be very interesting. Yeah,
you really need you really want those booster shots, because
that's what you win for winning the second round, booster shots,
which is not a thing that you can find you.
Thanks for watching, everybody. I apologize for the Twitch issues
as well. I know we had a bunch of bullshit issues.
We managed to run this Twitch is still down on
the worst evening ever, But those of you who did
manage to actually see it, then nice If not, I'm
sure you're catching us on the VOD or you're coming
in like next week. Hopefully what is happening? Did Carlias die?
Why isn't he there? What is happening to my group here?
Hopefully the vod works as well. Yeah, probably probably should
have thought of that and done a local record, but
it's too late. Isn't it.
Speaker 4: Easy to sum up?
Speaker 2: Nobody hears a professional Twitch stream.
Speaker 1: And we don't know what he thought that the site
that we stream to should just work.
Speaker 2: Imagine that, Imagine imagine that with the the whitest problem
of all time. Let's do a very quick round of
shout outs. Let's start with Carlias the Yellow, Carlias the Yellow,
or so as mc bond calls you and his and
his group is where can people find you? Irl?
Speaker 11: Twitch dot before a slash KNA chronus, I streaming a
lot of writing games, currently playing through a Sissaskrit Black Flag,
and uh. I also do voices a lot, So if
you like, if you like to just have Twitch up
in the background and hear someone talking randomly about a
game or doing random voices that people like to fall
asleep to by.
Speaker 2: On mes uh Yeah, check out mister kind of grune
over there. He does lots different in creations and accidents,
better better than me. We got next, Who is HJ
Tench Where can people find you? Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, when twich it's working again, I'm gonna start streaming.
We'll probably go along and playing x COMT War, The
Chosen and uh and I'm gonna be playing those for
the next couple weeks.
Speaker 8: So if either one of those sound interesting, one nine
p M p d D might be Saturday anster.
Speaker 2: H everybody famous famous Scotch named for famous scotsman hj.
Speaker 4: U for Carlia, Carlisles or whatever name is Carlin. Yeah, yeah,
no I was Carlisle.
Speaker 2: I think you were Carlias.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, mister Fairla ex scallop bear, I'm a fair Line
Tex caliber mm hmm exciting. That's the end of that.
Miss Tuesday Great.
Speaker 6: I'm Tuesday Gray also known as Lash also known as Lady,
and I'm still alive. I might maybe not for long, but.
Speaker 7: Thanks for tuning in a few of you that were
actually able to and probably tune in next week to
watch us not get.
Speaker 6: Murdered by whatever bullshit is going to be thrown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely got an interesting one to try and prepare
and plan for next week. I don't know if it's
just going to end instantly or not. It's one of
those ones again, another one of those episodes that DM
sometimes have to deal with, whether they're like, oh, it
could be the end of the entire fucking campaign. We'll
find out next week. But first of all, mister Brotato,
what's going on?
Speaker 1: I'm hungover.
Speaker 10: I'll do it for you, all right there, Bud bye,
Dabis Rotato. I can't do a fucking Canadian accent, so
I slipped Michael, fuck it okay, it's Rotato Okay.
Speaker 2: And if you want to watch me play video games,
I'd be fucking around stream you twice a day. I
might do it. I might not watch me to find
out if you like d step on it My shadow
on a Saturday, eight pm UK Type three E s
t and do you go watch Table Story Ilios and
I've become old Michael k now master way, if you
want to see me played a different character, you could
watch Table Story the odd screen, which is on Friday.
And I think it's at midnight UK?
Speaker 1: What time is it on? Michael?
Speaker 2: Okay, you were only supposed to bloody blow the door,
Blow the bloody doors. I'm fucking so tired. Thanks everybody,
Proteo lots of D and D and games.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: I have had zero fucking sleep. It's insane how little
sleep I've had for this day to still for me
to be awake still, I'm going straight to bed. Thank
you for watching. We'll be back next week. Uh bye
bye bye.
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Speaker 2: Awkward About those.
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