WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.080 --> 00:00:04.679 Feeding yourself is hard enough sometimes, but what about when 2 00:00:04.719 --> 00:00:07.080 you have a whole family of mouths to feed. If 3 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:10.000 that sounds familiar, maybe you're at my house because I've 4 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:12.560 got people coming and going and they need different things 5 00:00:12.599 --> 00:00:15.679 all the time, and for me, it is time to 6 00:00:15.839 --> 00:00:19.399 streamline dinner time with home Chef. With Home Chef, you 7 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:23.160 can choose from over thirty five meals and eighteen extras 8 00:00:23.399 --> 00:00:26.839 per week, including and this is the best kids themed 9 00:00:26.879 --> 00:00:30.160 special meal kits. Home Chef, as you guys know, it 10 00:00:30.239 --> 00:00:34.399 delivers fresh ingredients and chef designed recipes conveniently to your doorstep. 11 00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:38.560 You can simplify your life with Home Chef. 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Home Chef customers save on average eighty 23 00:01:13.560 --> 00:01:15.799 six dollars per month on groceries. That is a lot 24 00:01:15.799 --> 00:01:18.359 of money for a limited time. Home Chef is offering 25 00:01:18.439 --> 00:01:21.120 my listeners fifty percent off and free shipping for your 26 00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:24.159 first box plus free dessert for life. Go to home 27 00:01:24.239 --> 00:01:26.840 chef dot com slash pink Shade. That is home chef 28 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:30.359 dot com slash pink Shade for fifty percent off your 29 00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:33.159 first box and free dessert for life. Home chef dot 30 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:36.480 com slash pink Shade must be an active subscriber to 31 00:01:36.560 --> 00:01:53.920 receive the free dessert. Hey everybody, welcome to pink Shade Prime. 32 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:57.120 It's Mary Paine here. I got Keisha. Hey guys, it's 33 00:01:57.159 --> 00:02:02.000 a Briand show Kisha. 34 00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:02.400 And this was a brand new show to me. 35 00:02:03.280 --> 00:02:04.959 I know that's exciting for you. 36 00:02:05.040 --> 00:02:05.640 I think. 37 00:02:07.239 --> 00:02:08.879 I know you like it when we record a show 38 00:02:08.879 --> 00:02:11.680 and I have I'm totally new to it, like I 39 00:02:11.879 --> 00:02:14.639 Love is Blind. That was my first time being introduced 40 00:02:14.639 --> 00:02:16.840 to that show. So yes, I'm excited. 41 00:02:17.120 --> 00:02:21.240 Now we're old school Love is Blind. Oh yeah, now 42 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:27.280 we know everything everything everything, Uh, Okay, Keisha, So you 43 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:31.599 have not watched all fifteen seasons of vander Pump Rules. 44 00:02:31.960 --> 00:02:34.120 You just kind of you've dipped in and out. You know, 45 00:02:34.159 --> 00:02:35.319 the characters don't know the game. 46 00:02:35.719 --> 00:02:40.039 I have never watched a single episode of vander Pump Rules, 47 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:43.759 but one of those shows that it's always in the 48 00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:47.280 news and I follow pop culture that I'm like, okay, 49 00:02:47.439 --> 00:02:51.639 I know enough about what's going on. Yes, yeah, VIC 50 00:02:51.719 --> 00:02:55.800 scandals and things like that. But when watching this, I 51 00:02:56.319 --> 00:03:00.759 was like, Okay, who was on vander Pump Rules? Like 52 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:03.919 who worked there? Of course Jack's I know that name, 53 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:07.520 Kristen Figure, she she had worked there. I wasn't sure 54 00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:08.240 about Brittany. 55 00:03:09.080 --> 00:03:10.319 Yeah, she works there briefly. 56 00:03:10.439 --> 00:03:16.159 Yeah, okay, big titty Brittany. Yeah. 57 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:18.560 By the way, that's on purpose. She got those boobs 58 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:25.080 on purpose. Yeah, no way, you if you google what 59 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:28.120 Brittany looked like. When Jack's first met her, he met 60 00:03:28.120 --> 00:03:30.439 her like at a pool party in Vegas or something, 61 00:03:31.400 --> 00:03:34.120 and they started dating. And like he always does every 62 00:03:34.159 --> 00:03:36.280 time he got a girlfriend, he'd immediately like move him 63 00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:38.719 into his place and then get him to work with her, 64 00:03:39.400 --> 00:03:44.400 and this one just happened to stick. But yeah, she 65 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:48.479 was you know had a cute, little, tiny body with 66 00:03:48.599 --> 00:03:53.159 regular tiny boobs, and he had her. He paid for 67 00:03:53.599 --> 00:03:56.120 that giant boob job, and he wanted a. 68 00:03:56.800 --> 00:04:01.840 Huge Like they literally are like two watermelons up there. 69 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:03.719 I assume they were natural. 70 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:06.159 No, she did that on purpose. 71 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:08.960 That's a back ache waiting to come right. 72 00:04:09.039 --> 00:04:11.360 Yeah. I keep thinking now that she's rid of him, 73 00:04:11.360 --> 00:04:14.039 that maybe she'll put him down to like whatever size 74 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:16.399 she originally wanted. Because they had like an argument on 75 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:19.079 the Inner Pump rules about the boobs because she he 76 00:04:19.160 --> 00:04:20.839 was like, I'm paying for him, I should get them 77 00:04:20.879 --> 00:04:22.199 as big as I want. She's like, I just don't 78 00:04:22.240 --> 00:04:23.160 want boobs that big. 79 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:28.720 But like, yeah, look, I'm like I'm gonna take your money, 80 00:04:29.399 --> 00:04:31.120 but when I get in there, I'm gonna tell the 81 00:04:31.480 --> 00:04:34.920 plastics did what size I want And that's the end 82 00:04:34.959 --> 00:04:37.439 of it, because that's gonna start to be a problem. 83 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:41.519 Yeah yeah, Oh okay, I agree with all that. 84 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:45.120 So okay, So what we have here is Jacks and 85 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:48.439 Kristen had kind of been pitching this spin off for years. 86 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:53.560 After they both were like canceled, yes and had to 87 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:54.480 go off the show. 88 00:04:55.360 --> 00:04:59.360 Now why was okay? So Kristin was canceled because there 89 00:04:59.399 --> 00:05:02.000 was like a comment mate correct. 90 00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:05.160 So Kristen and Stasi and I'm a big Sassy apologist, 91 00:05:05.279 --> 00:05:09.720 So Kristen and Saucy on Stassy's podcast. Stassi's podcast was 92 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:11.920 one of the first podcasts, one of the first podcasts 93 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:15.079 I ever listened to. She was early on the podcast Game, 94 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:19.879 so she had this podcast, and she and Kristin told 95 00:05:19.879 --> 00:05:23.839 a story on the podcast about them terribly bullying and 96 00:05:23.879 --> 00:05:26.800 pretty much racially profiling this woman Faith. 97 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:28.000 Okay. 98 00:05:28.160 --> 00:05:30.439 Faith was a cast member for like one season. 99 00:05:30.439 --> 00:05:31.879 She was just sort of like a friend of She 100 00:05:31.959 --> 00:05:35.079 started off with Laala as a friend of cast member. 101 00:05:35.560 --> 00:05:39.040 Faith and Lalla kind of came on together Faith is black, 102 00:05:39.600 --> 00:05:44.560 and they both worked they both worked at her Okay, 103 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:49.759 And so basically, if I'm remembering it correctly, and this 104 00:05:49.839 --> 00:05:51.879 may not be exactly because it's been a long time, 105 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:54.120 but Kristin and Sassi told the story on Stassi I 106 00:05:54.199 --> 00:05:56.839 was listening told the story on the podcast about how 107 00:05:57.680 --> 00:06:00.920 they called the police to say that they thought this 108 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:03.839 like scammer was Faith and that the police should look 109 00:06:03.839 --> 00:06:07.079 into Faith for being like scammer. 110 00:06:08.519 --> 00:06:10.000 That had been like seen on. 111 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:12.439 Video and they were like, Faith has got that same 112 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:14.519 jacket I'm sure it's certain. I Meanwhile, Faith was like 113 00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:16.759 a home health nurse or whatever. 114 00:06:17.560 --> 00:06:18.839 Oh wow, Okay. 115 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:23.959 The reason they didn't like Faith was because Faith slept 116 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:28.279 with Jacks and Jackson was with Brittany, and so they 117 00:06:28.319 --> 00:06:30.439 decided they would like try to ruin this girl's life, 118 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:32.600 even though you know, of course it's actually Jack's fault 119 00:06:32.600 --> 00:06:33.120 because he was. 120 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:33.959 The one in the relationship. 121 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:35.959 Absolutely yep, okay. 122 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:39.360 But Faith was smart enough to take like audio of 123 00:06:39.560 --> 00:06:44.279 Jack's talking shit about Brittany, who's his girlfriend, m h. 124 00:06:44.680 --> 00:06:49.399 And then on vander Pump, Arianna or James or somebody 125 00:06:49.519 --> 00:06:51.600 like had the audio and played it for Brittany. We 126 00:06:51.639 --> 00:06:55.199 never heard it as viewers because it's like a you know, 127 00:06:55.279 --> 00:06:58.240 two party consent state, and Jack's obviously didn't consent being 128 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:02.319 but it was basically like saying, you know, Brittany was gross. 129 00:07:02.319 --> 00:07:03.639 He was trying to get rid of her. They never 130 00:07:03.680 --> 00:07:05.680 had sex, Like he didn't want to be with her anymore, 131 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:07.959 like called her fat like all this stuff. Oh geez. 132 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:12.360 But the kicker of this story of Jack's hooking up 133 00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:15.480 with Faith is the kicker to the story is that 134 00:07:15.759 --> 00:07:19.600 there was like a elderly woman in the bed, like 135 00:07:19.639 --> 00:07:23.600 asleep in the in the same room where like Jackson 136 00:07:23.639 --> 00:07:25.959 Faith were banging. That was the woman that Faith was 137 00:07:26.360 --> 00:07:29.120 supposed to be watching this old lady as her job. 138 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:33.279 Super gross. Well, hopefully it wasn't in a room like 139 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:35.959 what we saw in La Lu last week, a whole 140 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:37.040 nursing home room. 141 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:37.439 Yeah. 142 00:07:37.439 --> 00:07:43.199 I think it was just like yes, oh, I cannot disgusting. 143 00:07:43.560 --> 00:07:46.639 So that's the story of why Kristen and Stassi got canceled. 144 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:51.480 Jack was still on the show, but there was a 145 00:07:51.519 --> 00:07:54.560 party that was like at like an opening party or something. 146 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:56.279 It was at Tom Tom, one of the restaurants, the 147 00:07:56.360 --> 00:07:59.959 vander Pomos with the two Toms, and Lisa vander pum 148 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:02.000 was at that party, and Alista vander pump started this 149 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:05.079 whole empire, right she owned the restaurants that spurred the shows. 150 00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:10.319 And Jack's is you know, always coked out of his gorge, 151 00:08:10.560 --> 00:08:13.480 just always like you like this, and he gets in 152 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:16.600 Lisa Vanderbump's face and was like something something, I mean, 153 00:08:16.639 --> 00:08:19.279 they came on my show, blah blah blah, and Lisa 154 00:08:19.360 --> 00:08:25.800 vander Pumpkins, excuse me, it is not your show. Actually 155 00:08:25.879 --> 00:08:30.720 it is my show. It is called vander pump yeah, 156 00:08:30.920 --> 00:08:34.120 he's oh yeah, that's like I know, I know, I know, Lisa, 157 00:08:34.200 --> 00:08:34.440 I know. 158 00:08:34.519 --> 00:08:37.240 But we never saw him again. He was off after that. 159 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:38.080 That was it. 160 00:08:38.600 --> 00:08:39.559 He was kicked off the show. 161 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:45.080 Oh geez, okay, I had no idea that was the 162 00:08:45.080 --> 00:08:46.960 reason that he got canceled. 163 00:08:47.240 --> 00:08:52.799 Yeah, I mean his erratic, coked out behavior it Yeah, okay. 164 00:08:52.879 --> 00:08:56.440 So he and Brittainy got married at this air quote 165 00:08:56.519 --> 00:09:01.200 castle by the highway in Kentucky and they got married. 166 00:09:01.039 --> 00:09:03.240 I castled by the Highway. It was like one of. 167 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:05.399 These things like my whole life, I would drive by 168 00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:07.440 and see this castle and one day I won't get married. 169 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:09.360 I'm going to have a princess in that castle. And 170 00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:11.840 it's some sort of like wedding venue in Kentucky. But 171 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:15.039 they're like, it's literally like a castle that somebody in 172 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:16.879 Kentucky made to be a wedding venue. 173 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:18.600 Got it. 174 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:21.080 But that's where they got married. And like he didn't 175 00:09:21.120 --> 00:09:23.399 have his own mother at the wedding because he was 176 00:09:23.440 --> 00:09:26.480 mad at her because his dad was really sick and dying, 177 00:09:26.519 --> 00:09:28.840 and the dad's dying wish was like don't tell the kids. 178 00:09:29.399 --> 00:09:32.840 So the mom didn't tell the kids and they didn't. 179 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:34.120 Get either they didn't get to see him, or they 180 00:09:34.120 --> 00:09:35.840 saw him right before he died, but they didn't know 181 00:09:35.879 --> 00:09:37.840 that he was very sick, he was saying, so he 182 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:39.960 quit talking to his mother and didn't invite his mother 183 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:40.679 to his wedding. 184 00:09:41.440 --> 00:09:46.039 Okay, because I'm watching season one and you know me, 185 00:09:46.120 --> 00:09:51.440 I'm a bad judge of character. Okay, and I like, Okay, 186 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:55.440 do I like Jack's Do I not like him? 187 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:57.759 I'm like, don't you don't like him? 188 00:09:58.080 --> 00:09:58.399 You don't? 189 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:01.200 And like there's something about him, But then I see 190 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:05.679 him being a total ass. What I'm like, thinking some 191 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:11.320 good intensive therapy. There may be a good guy in 192 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:15.399 there somewhere. It may be and you haven't seen it. 193 00:10:15.480 --> 00:10:19.919 Okay, ten years, ten years, Various relationships and girlfriends and 194 00:10:19.960 --> 00:10:21.879 now with Brittany, his wife, have all tried over all 195 00:10:21.960 --> 00:10:24.080 his years. But you know, he is admitted to a 196 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:26.679 twenty year cocaine and alcohol problem. 197 00:10:27.279 --> 00:10:30.519 I mean that it'll make you suck as a person. 198 00:10:30.759 --> 00:10:33.679 Yeah, yeah, I think he sucked as a person before that. 199 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:37.200 He's just He's just a liar. He literally lies about everything. 200 00:10:37.200 --> 00:10:41.000 He will lie about nothing, small things, big things, he 201 00:10:41.080 --> 00:10:46.159 lies about. He's just everything everything nobody thought she should 202 00:10:46.159 --> 00:10:48.279 marry him. Nobody thought she should stay together with him, 203 00:10:49.039 --> 00:10:52.519 and she did, you know, and everything everybody predicted has 204 00:10:52.559 --> 00:10:58.799 come true. Right, So as we go, I will give you, you know, 205 00:10:58.919 --> 00:11:02.000 background as a is fit because some of these people 206 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:04.000 on the valley, you know, we've never seen before. And 207 00:11:04.360 --> 00:11:08.600 it's really great because like who everybody but Kristin and Jackson, 208 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:11.039 oh and Brittany. 209 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:12.840 You've never seen these other people never. 210 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:16.240 We had never seen them as a friend in the background, 211 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:20.200 like we've seen Zach before, because Zach actually is Brittany's 212 00:11:20.200 --> 00:11:24.639 friend that I believe is from Kentucky and like moved 213 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:28.279 to LA when she moved to La as like her bestie. 214 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:30.639 I believe Zach is like from Kentucky. 215 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:34.120 With Brittany, Okay, okay, and he of course they've all 216 00:11:34.159 --> 00:11:36.279 been friends for a song. He's become very close to 217 00:11:36.360 --> 00:11:41.639 Kristin and everybody else. But no, I mean Michelle, Jesse, 218 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:44.679 all these other people, Janet, Jason, all these people we've 219 00:11:44.679 --> 00:11:47.399 never seen. Now, Janet has been in the zeitgeist for 220 00:11:47.440 --> 00:11:49.480 a long time because she's been really good friends with 221 00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:50.919 all of them for a long time. When we've heard 222 00:11:50.919 --> 00:11:52.919 her name where she's been at a party here or there. 223 00:11:53.279 --> 00:11:57.080 But all of these people except for Kristin Jackson Brittany 224 00:11:57.639 --> 00:12:00.559 are brand new to this show. I never seen it. 225 00:12:00.559 --> 00:12:02.600 So a lot of people when it started were like, Oh, 226 00:12:02.600 --> 00:12:04.440 this show's gonna be terrible, like who are these people? 227 00:12:04.519 --> 00:12:06.399 And I was like, I think it's gonna be great, 228 00:12:06.440 --> 00:12:09.039 And I was right, it's great. It's a great show. 229 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:11.879 Yeah, it to me the first two episode. You know me, 230 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:13.960 I'm always kind of stupid down the first two episode, 231 00:12:14.000 --> 00:12:14.639 I'm like, who's. 232 00:12:14.440 --> 00:12:17.399 The well when they're brand new, you gotta yeah. 233 00:12:17.519 --> 00:12:20.120 A third episode, I'm like, Okay, this person is married 234 00:12:20.120 --> 00:12:22.320 to this person, this is going on with their relationship. 235 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:24.080 Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. 236 00:12:24.080 --> 00:12:29.480 God yeah, and I love that you. Sorry, my car 237 00:12:29.519 --> 00:12:31.639 play just turned on. Can you please explain to me why? 238 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:34.159 I guess because the car play car play it just 239 00:12:34.200 --> 00:12:34.519 turned on. 240 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:37.799 Explain to me why my phone is literally on do 241 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:41.679 Not Desturb an Airplane mode? I got why how would 242 00:12:41.679 --> 00:12:43.879 that happen? Dave just got in his car, Like, I 243 00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:45.240 guess the Bluetooth is still on. 244 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:46.360 I'll turn that off. 245 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:49.559 Okay, Probably Dave just got in his car and heard 246 00:12:49.600 --> 00:12:55.000 my like Watchood Crappen's episode that was playing. Oh, feeding 247 00:12:55.039 --> 00:12:57.440 yourself is hard enough sometimes, but what about when you 248 00:12:57.480 --> 00:13:00.639 have a whole family of mouths to feed. 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Now we know in real time, of course, 319 00:16:42.000 --> 00:16:43.279 Brittany and Jackson are separated. 320 00:16:43.320 --> 00:16:44.759 We know now very. 321 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:47.720 Pretty currently, pretty recently he admitted to this cocaine and 322 00:16:47.720 --> 00:16:50.679 problem is probably to like boost up ratings for this season. 323 00:16:51.039 --> 00:16:56.039 Absolutely yes, because I'm not gonna admit to a drug problem. 324 00:16:56.159 --> 00:16:58.159 Unless I'm gonna get paid to. 325 00:16:58.240 --> 00:17:01.039 Use, especially when you're trying to have joint. 326 00:17:00.840 --> 00:17:01.840 Custody of your child. 327 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:03.679 Yes's. 328 00:17:03.799 --> 00:17:04.359 And then she. 329 00:17:04.319 --> 00:17:06.759 Also just did a big article with people talking about 330 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:07.960 her son having autism. 331 00:17:08.519 --> 00:17:09.039 I saw that. 332 00:17:09.359 --> 00:17:13.279 Yes, now, we we knew last season that he was 333 00:17:13.319 --> 00:17:16.960 getting speech therapy and stuff, and yes we could. You know, 334 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:19.839 you could tell, especially as a parent, that you could 335 00:17:19.880 --> 00:17:21.799 tell like, Okay, something's going on with this kid and 336 00:17:21.839 --> 00:17:24.799 they're not saying it, and that's fine because they don't 337 00:17:24.839 --> 00:17:28.160 have to. And in addition to having a coked out 338 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:35.000 husband who calls you fat and lazy alcoholic. Now I 339 00:17:35.039 --> 00:17:37.599 have heard, and this is just complete rumor, but I 340 00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:41.240 have heard from other people that yes, Brittany also does 341 00:17:41.359 --> 00:17:42.480 have a drinking problem. 342 00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:46.440 But I think that was kind of clear. And here's 343 00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:48.200 the thing. He called her fat and lazy. You can't 344 00:17:48.200 --> 00:17:51.480 call me fat and lazy. People want struggle and call 345 00:17:51.559 --> 00:17:55.279 me that doing both this way too much like you 346 00:17:55.400 --> 00:17:57.480 to be fat this day and ugly the next day. 347 00:17:57.519 --> 00:17:59.359 I can't be fat and ugly the same day, Like 348 00:17:59.559 --> 00:18:03.240 come on, give me something like, Yeah, it was clear 349 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:06.240 to me because you know, my stepson is autistic, and 350 00:18:06.279 --> 00:18:08.559 I kind of recognized some of the things a little bit, 351 00:18:08.640 --> 00:18:12.720 like there's like him, like there's something going on. I'm like, 352 00:18:12.799 --> 00:18:15.759 we're probably gonna hear about a diagnosis. And here we go, 353 00:18:15.880 --> 00:18:18.759 right before the new season starts, there's a diagnosis. There's 354 00:18:18.799 --> 00:18:21.599 a big birthday party where I guess they were astronauts. 355 00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:22.279 I saw that. 356 00:18:24.079 --> 00:18:27.000 It was cute. So he's a really really cute kid. 357 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:30.119 He looks looks a lot like her. But I mean, 358 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:31.759 you saw at the end of last season she was 359 00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:34.400 like really pressuring him to like have another baby, and 360 00:18:34.440 --> 00:18:37.079 I was like, let me tell you, this marriage is 361 00:18:37.279 --> 00:18:40.920 a baby. Okay. So then we see all these opening 362 00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:45.440 shots that I'm talking about whatever happened. So I think 363 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:48.000 that's when finally Jack goes to rehab, which I think 364 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:50.279 he tried twice. I don't know if it's stuck or not, 365 00:18:50.359 --> 00:18:54.279 but allegedly he says he has. So seven days earlier, 366 00:18:55.599 --> 00:18:57.960 we're at Jesse's house. Okay, now this is the same 367 00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:01.319 house he lived in with Michelle, and he says, now, 368 00:19:01.359 --> 00:19:03.400 I'm so great to have my own space. I can 369 00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:06.119 like line my clothes up alphabetically and buy color in 370 00:19:06.160 --> 00:19:09.440 the closet, and you know when Michelle moved out. It 371 00:19:09.480 --> 00:19:12.559 was like a weight off my shoulders, and co parenting 372 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:16.880 is not going well. You know, Isabella acts like me 373 00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:20.079 and looks like me, which is probably not great for Michelle. 374 00:19:20.640 --> 00:19:26.519 Yeah, Isabella is that girl though, Like, oh yeah, yeah, 375 00:19:26.519 --> 00:19:28.960 she knows what she's doing, she knows how to respond. 376 00:19:29.039 --> 00:19:34.160 She responds sarcastically, like she is just a tiny adult 377 00:19:35.160 --> 00:19:37.880 and I have to tell you, and you're probably gonna 378 00:19:37.880 --> 00:19:41.519 get mad at me for this. I like Jesse way 379 00:19:41.559 --> 00:19:42.640 more than I like Michelle. 380 00:19:43.799 --> 00:19:46.119 Right, and did you feel that way about him last 381 00:19:46.119 --> 00:19:48.279 season season one? Yeah? 382 00:19:48.759 --> 00:19:51.640 Okay, I can't stomach her at all. 383 00:19:51.880 --> 00:19:53.880 I think she's been through a lot with him, and 384 00:19:53.920 --> 00:19:55.079 that'll make you be real bitchy. 385 00:19:57.160 --> 00:19:58.799 It's just something about a personality. 386 00:19:58.960 --> 00:20:00.319 I get it, get it. 387 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:04.519 I don't know. Granted, living with him probably is horrible, 388 00:20:04.519 --> 00:20:06.960 but I would just cussing sounds out every day. Yeah good, 389 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:07.799 it'll be funny. 390 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:12.400 Yeah, Okay. So five hours later, we see Isabella in 391 00:20:12.440 --> 00:20:14.680 the car and she's going, I have any shadow on 392 00:20:15.480 --> 00:20:19.119 Mom's like, okay, great, it's gotta school with that shadow. 393 00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:23.880 It's amazing, right, So obviously he's gonna be the dad 394 00:20:23.880 --> 00:20:26.359 that lets Isabella do whatever the fuck you wantever, and 395 00:20:26.400 --> 00:20:28.640 then Michelle's gotta deal with that when she comes to 396 00:20:28.680 --> 00:20:29.640 her house, you know. 397 00:20:30.359 --> 00:20:32.000 I mean, that's the chance you take when you get 398 00:20:32.000 --> 00:20:36.279 a divorce, because there's always gonna that parent that they 399 00:20:36.319 --> 00:20:38.559 don't live with all the time. It's always gonna be 400 00:20:38.559 --> 00:20:41.599 the fun parent. It just it just happens. That's just 401 00:20:41.640 --> 00:20:45.000 the way. And especially a girl. Of course, she's gonna 402 00:20:45.039 --> 00:20:46.799 have a ferrari by the time she's did. 403 00:20:47.400 --> 00:20:52.839 That's right. So now we're at Janet and Jason's house. 404 00:20:53.039 --> 00:20:55.359 They have had their baby. She was, you know, using 405 00:20:55.400 --> 00:20:59.039 her pregnant secrets like everything last year. 406 00:20:59.200 --> 00:21:03.960 I'm like, you're pregnant, not not handicapped, Like, stop it, 407 00:21:04.039 --> 00:21:05.000 stop this girl. 408 00:21:05.359 --> 00:21:10.279 Like how funny was it last season when Jason said, Yeah, 409 00:21:10.319 --> 00:21:12.039 so Janet, you know, quit her job here at the 410 00:21:12.119 --> 00:21:14.039 end of the pregnancy to get ready for the baby. 411 00:21:14.200 --> 00:21:16.559 And but she took up a new full time hobby, 412 00:21:16.559 --> 00:21:18.200 which is shit talking and gossiping. 413 00:21:19.200 --> 00:21:23.359 Yeah, because she's like the number one, she's the sneaky one. Yeah, 414 00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:25.960 she has everyone else doing her dirty work. And I 415 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:30.000 gotta tell you their little baby, Cameron, Jason's jeans did 416 00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:37.240 not put up a fight at all. No we'll get 417 00:21:37.279 --> 00:21:38.680 the next one. We'll get the next one. 418 00:21:39.160 --> 00:21:40.759 Here's a fun fact about Jason. 419 00:21:42.039 --> 00:21:46.759 Matt Maher of Reality Gaze knows him because he Jason's 420 00:21:46.920 --> 00:21:49.319 was a lawyer in the firm where Matt used to work. 421 00:21:50.240 --> 00:21:54.640 He's hot, He's very hot, very hot. You can't tell 422 00:21:54.680 --> 00:21:56.960 me he does anything wrong. You can't tell me he cheats. 423 00:21:56.960 --> 00:21:58.799 You can't tell me. I think you can't tell me 424 00:21:58.799 --> 00:22:00.359 anything bad about Jason them. 425 00:22:00.440 --> 00:22:03.839 I mean, we haven't seen anything bad so far, but 426 00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:06.640 you know, we've still got a whole season, the. 427 00:22:06.640 --> 00:22:07.480 Whole season to go. 428 00:22:08.400 --> 00:22:11.279 So the baby's crawling, he's got one of those little 429 00:22:11.319 --> 00:22:14.960 baby helmets on, and she's talking about how you know, 430 00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:17.000 she thought all these you know, barf and poop and 431 00:22:17.079 --> 00:22:18.960 snot and all this would gross her out, but somehow, 432 00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:21.880 like it doesn't when it's your own baby. They talk about, 433 00:22:21.920 --> 00:22:23.599 you know, he's got the helmet on because of the 434 00:22:23.599 --> 00:22:25.440 conehead and stuff, and he's crawling around. 435 00:22:25.559 --> 00:22:26.079 Cute. 436 00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:30.160 Now we go to Kristin and Luke's and Kristens in 437 00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:32.640 the kitchen and he's basically telling her like, hey, if 438 00:22:32.640 --> 00:22:34.160 you want to get pregnant and try to have a baby, 439 00:22:34.200 --> 00:22:36.480 like maybe you shouldn't be like drinking and smoking, and 440 00:22:36.519 --> 00:22:39.240 she's like, ah, works for our parents. I'm sure it's fine. 441 00:22:40.119 --> 00:22:44.880 I mean, technically she is correct, like she really really is. 442 00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:47.240 But I gotta tell you you're not gonna get this 443 00:22:47.279 --> 00:22:51.519 reference because you have always will continued to refuse to 444 00:22:51.519 --> 00:22:55.000 watch Mama June. But for anyone else who has followed 445 00:22:55.039 --> 00:23:03.440 Honeybooboo Mama June, Luke is sugar Bear, who is Alana 446 00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:08.079 aka Honey Boo Boo's dad. Luke looks exactly like what 447 00:23:08.119 --> 00:23:10.559 sugar Bear would have looked like if he were not 448 00:23:10.839 --> 00:23:14.720 a myth head and married to June. Okay, can I 449 00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:16.960 tell me these two people are not related? I mean 450 00:23:17.079 --> 00:23:19.559 they I'm like, that is what sugar Bear could have 451 00:23:19.680 --> 00:23:23.359 looked like instead of what he like, No tea, that 452 00:23:23.559 --> 00:23:26.920 just he's may to June Shannon, and he slept with June, 453 00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:29.599 so he's he'd been through some things. But yeah, they 454 00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:31.039 look just so I'm gonna have to see a picture 455 00:23:31.039 --> 00:23:31.720 of sugar Bear. 456 00:23:31.680 --> 00:23:34.759 Okay, Okay, yes I can't. I can't picture him. I 457 00:23:34.799 --> 00:23:38.359 mean I know that name obviously, but I can't picture him. Okay, 458 00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:42.519 So the background on Luke is everybody says he looks 459 00:23:42.559 --> 00:23:45.920 like a doomsday prepper, but he's actually from like a 460 00:23:46.039 --> 00:23:51.920 super super like wealthy family. He's actually super wealthy. Yeah, okay, 461 00:23:52.359 --> 00:23:54.519 how did you feel about first season when she this 462 00:23:54.640 --> 00:23:56.200 is like all coming back to me because I didn't 463 00:23:56.240 --> 00:23:59.079 rewatch the first season. She said that she met him 464 00:23:59.279 --> 00:24:01.640 at her friend wedding and like banged down behind a 465 00:24:01.640 --> 00:24:05.359 porta potty. That's just Kristin. That's how she rolls. 466 00:24:05.599 --> 00:24:10.160 I mean, I know, sometimes we get an itch, you 467 00:24:10.200 --> 00:24:13.039 gotta scratch it, but we try not to scratch it 468 00:24:13.079 --> 00:24:15.440 in an alley, you know what I mean, behind a 469 00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:16.640 porter potty. 470 00:24:16.599 --> 00:24:17.640 In a bridesmaids dress. 471 00:24:17.759 --> 00:24:18.279 Uh huh. 472 00:24:18.640 --> 00:24:22.079 So to me, if you can walk the distance to 473 00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:24.480 a quorter potty, you could probably walk the distance to 474 00:24:24.519 --> 00:24:26.079 your car if you go just a little bit further, 475 00:24:26.160 --> 00:24:27.200 and you could have done it there. 476 00:24:27.559 --> 00:24:29.440 If I go in the porta potty, they went like 477 00:24:29.559 --> 00:24:31.000 behind the porter potties. 478 00:24:31.240 --> 00:24:37.759 That's disgusting. Yeah, you can feel smell and yeah it's you. 479 00:24:38.160 --> 00:24:43.880 You're you're fucking by a shitter. Okay, anyway you put it, 480 00:24:44.079 --> 00:24:47.319 that's what you're doing. Okay. 481 00:24:47.519 --> 00:24:52.200 Jasmine and Melissa, Now we never really saw Melissa last season. 482 00:24:52.279 --> 00:24:54.640 We knew she had this long term girlfriend, but we 483 00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:56.519 never really saw her, and we don't see her much. 484 00:24:56.559 --> 00:24:58.400 We just see her a little. So I don't know 485 00:24:58.440 --> 00:25:01.200 if Melissa is like I will film but as little 486 00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:02.319 as possible, you know. 487 00:25:02.920 --> 00:25:06.240 I mean, I don't blame her, especially if she's got 488 00:25:06.240 --> 00:25:09.920 like this techie career and stuff like that, and yeah, 489 00:25:09.960 --> 00:25:14.079 I don't want to be associated that much the show. 490 00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:18.799 Even though her girlfriend stole Michelle Williams's whole face from 491 00:25:18.960 --> 00:25:21.960 Destiny's Child. Every time they showed you as I'm like, 492 00:25:22.079 --> 00:25:23.160 I'm a survivor. 493 00:25:23.559 --> 00:25:24.880 I'm not gonna give up. 494 00:25:27.599 --> 00:25:28.279 That is funny. 495 00:25:28.279 --> 00:25:32.480 That is they could be sisters, that's true. So they 496 00:25:32.559 --> 00:25:34.880 say they've been together four years. They joke about like, 497 00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:37.000 are you gonna propose to be? Are you gonna propose 498 00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:39.440 to be? Even Okay, So I guess that's what we're 499 00:25:39.440 --> 00:25:43.279 setting that up to happen, probably okay Nia and Danny's 500 00:25:43.319 --> 00:25:45.039 condo now, at the end of the last season, they 501 00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:47.880 were looking for a place because they have three under three, 502 00:25:47.960 --> 00:25:50.119 and we know that in current times she is pregnant 503 00:25:50.160 --> 00:25:50.759 with number four. 504 00:25:51.319 --> 00:25:54.640 That is insane. I saw a picture, a current picture, 505 00:25:54.680 --> 00:25:56.680 and it was like the whole cast and I saw her. 506 00:25:57.480 --> 00:25:59.119 You know, every woman now has got to put their 507 00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:02.119 stomach on the handoff. But I do not get that shit. 508 00:26:02.319 --> 00:26:04.599 I'm like, okay, we get it. And I'm like, there's 509 00:26:04.599 --> 00:26:05.839 no way she's pregnant again. 510 00:26:06.079 --> 00:26:08.119 She is, she's pregnant again. 511 00:26:08.480 --> 00:26:10.480 So that means we're going to see even more little 512 00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:13.680 house on a prairie dresses, Yeah, that's all she wears. 513 00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:18.319 Yeah, and they already shouldn't have three children in a 514 00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:19.160 two bedroom. 515 00:26:18.839 --> 00:26:20.119 Apartments a small condo. 516 00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:23.920 Yeah, they already are. Yeah, we better see them move, 517 00:26:24.200 --> 00:26:28.119 We better see them move. Yes, So now we go 518 00:26:28.160 --> 00:26:30.880 to Jackson Britney's house. Now, of course, you know Jack's 519 00:26:31.039 --> 00:26:33.839 being Jack's refused to move out of the family home 520 00:26:33.920 --> 00:26:36.599 and made Brittany and Cruz move to a rental. So 521 00:26:36.799 --> 00:26:40.359 take your child, who already has issues out of his 522 00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:42.200 home and make him move to a rental. 523 00:26:43.599 --> 00:26:46.480 Yeah, that was not a good move right there. That 524 00:26:46.680 --> 00:26:50.480 was pretty douchey. 525 00:26:49.079 --> 00:26:53.960 Pretty bad. So so Jesse goes over to visit Jack's 526 00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:56.559 and Brittany and Jacks have now been separated for nine 527 00:26:56.599 --> 00:27:00.119 months and she is in a rental you know, close by, 528 00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:02.000 and he says, you know, the two of us were 529 00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:04.079 thinking to try and again, but you know, I went 530 00:27:04.119 --> 00:27:07.559 on her iPad. She was still texted with Julian like 531 00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:10.279 like he's saying this to Jesse, put yourself in my shoes. 532 00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:10.519 Man. 533 00:27:10.599 --> 00:27:13.559 I went full, like unhinged in rage and I was 534 00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:15.880 mad and you, thank god, thank god cruisedn't see anything. 535 00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:18.680 He was in the other room. And Jesse says, you 536 00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:21.880 need to think about how your son sees you as 537 00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:24.319 a father and a man and how he will treat 538 00:27:24.359 --> 00:27:28.559 women in the future. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeahs 539 00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:31.480 you know, he didn't get a shit. He's like got 540 00:27:31.480 --> 00:27:33.359 a plan on seeing that kid anyway, it doesn't matter. 541 00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:37.359 And the talking head Jack says, yeah, it's really bad 542 00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:39.640 because like Julia and I we were friends, and I 543 00:27:39.640 --> 00:27:41.519 don't have an answer for how I acted. I don't 544 00:27:41.559 --> 00:27:44.160 I saw red. It was like an out of body experience. 545 00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:47.039 Like tell me any god that would handle it differently. Now, 546 00:27:47.079 --> 00:27:48.519 this is what Jack's always does. 547 00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:49.240 It is. 548 00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:53.319 He's always trying to work on himself. He's always like, Okay, 549 00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:55.880 do better. You know, he's been saying that for fifteen years. 550 00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:56.720 I'm working. 551 00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:59.799 I'm a work in progress. But whatever, whenever he says 552 00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:04.119 thing like that was really bad. I apologize for that, 553 00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:07.920 but anybody else would do the same thing, or you 554 00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:11.799 know who could blame me? He never just takes accountability 555 00:28:11.880 --> 00:28:14.759 or apologize. He always has to say anybody else would 556 00:28:14.759 --> 00:28:18.200 do the same I was triggered by this person as 557 00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:22.119 their fault, like he can't make full accountability. There's not 558 00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:25.759 anybody can find me. One example of all the years 559 00:28:25.799 --> 00:28:28.480 of Vander Pumpkin's or this show where he ever just 560 00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:33.640 said I'm wrong, I'm sorry, without in the same episode 561 00:28:33.720 --> 00:28:37.720 also explaining why really is somebody else's fault? 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Yes, Jesse. 647 00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:44.200 Jesse said that here too. You guys had it with 648 00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:45.039 the shock. 649 00:32:46.039 --> 00:32:49.640 Yeah here at Granted, no one wants to actually see it, right, 650 00:32:49.839 --> 00:32:50.440 you know what I mean? 651 00:32:50.519 --> 00:32:52.480 I get that, But if you go search, you might 652 00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:53.119 find something. 653 00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:56.400 And that's why people don't go looking for shit. I'm like, Okay, 654 00:32:56.759 --> 00:32:58.880 you're looking for shit, You're gonna find something. You wish 655 00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:00.680 you had to say that you probably would have been 656 00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:03.640 okay with never knowing about This is a prime example 657 00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:03.880 of that. 658 00:33:04.720 --> 00:33:09.000 Right. So Jesse is talking about himself with his separation 659 00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:11.039 from Michelle, and he says, I went through a small 660 00:33:11.079 --> 00:33:13.039 phase of just hook up some stuff, and he goes, 661 00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:14.440 but you know, really, at the end of the day, 662 00:33:14.440 --> 00:33:17.039 I'm a relationship guy, and now I'm in a great 663 00:33:17.079 --> 00:33:20.279 relationship with a wonderful woman, and she's super strong. She 664 00:33:20.359 --> 00:33:22.799 holds me accountable. She holds a mirror to me, which 665 00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:26.519 Michelle never did. I was like, so, you're faulting Michelle 666 00:33:26.559 --> 00:33:30.119 for not holding your feet to the fire, just as 667 00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:31.799 you just said to Jack's be a man holds your 668 00:33:31.799 --> 00:33:34.240 own feet to the fire. You don't need a woman 669 00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:35.519 to do it for you, you know. 670 00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:38.440 Yeah, you know it's always easier to call out shit 671 00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:41.200 that you do with someone else does it because you 672 00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:43.240 don't realize you're doing the same shit, right. 673 00:33:43.359 --> 00:33:46.400 I think that's the case here with Jesse. So now 674 00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:49.440 we go to Britney's rental and Michelle is there, and 675 00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:54.039 so she's telling Michelle about this iPad incident, and she 676 00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:58.400 says she sent the guy Julian a sexy video. She 677 00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:01.480 and Jack's were separated, they find eddy other people. Jackson 678 00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:05.440 was literally parading women around, and I mean I mean 679 00:34:05.480 --> 00:34:08.280 we saw like and we saw him with all sorts 680 00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:08.920 of different women. 681 00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:12.679 Also, he doesn't really care, no, okay, and she. 682 00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:16.440 Says, you know, but his rages are getting so much worse. 683 00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:19.880 Michelle says, well, you know, if he's raging like that, 684 00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:22.679 it takes one second for it to go wrong. 685 00:34:23.400 --> 00:34:24.039 That's true. 686 00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:26.639 And in the Talking to Head, Brittany says, we were 687 00:34:26.639 --> 00:34:29.960 still co parenting doing our podcast because it's super successful, 688 00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:32.039 so we just kept that up and everything, and then 689 00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:34.519 all hell broke loose. He got all mad at mean 690 00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:37.199 about that sexy video, and he flipped the coffee table 691 00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:39.639 and it hit my leg, hit my knee and immediately 692 00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:42.679 turned black and brew blue, and he was losing his 693 00:34:42.760 --> 00:34:44.199 mind that I was cheating on him. 694 00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:45.679 But we had an agreement. 695 00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:48.480 We were separated, and he had been publicly parading around 696 00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:50.360 with girls, which is true. 697 00:34:50.360 --> 00:34:52.039 You know how, you know how I always work for 698 00:34:52.039 --> 00:34:54.360 our guy. It's like, I can't do it. It's not 699 00:34:54.559 --> 00:34:56.679 bad for me to go and fuck a thousand women, 700 00:34:56.679 --> 00:34:59.000 but if you fuck one guy, it's just like, oh 701 00:34:59.079 --> 00:35:02.440 my god, you're a whore. Exactly. Yep. 702 00:35:03.440 --> 00:35:07.760 So what they're sort of alluding to in these conversations 703 00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:12.800 is Jack was physically violent with Brittany, and she's trying 704 00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:15.079 to downplay it. He flipped a coffee table and hit 705 00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:19.199 my leg, and that is completely bad, but I think 706 00:35:19.239 --> 00:35:22.880 it was way worse, and they're trying to just skatee past. 707 00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:26.400 This, probably because if he's been goodly. 708 00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:28.440 Violent to Brittany, then they don't have a shell because 709 00:35:28.440 --> 00:35:29.519 they're there, you know what I mean. 710 00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:34.039 Oh, most definitely, And here's my thing. You flip a 711 00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:36.960 table and hit me, okay, but I'm most definitely gonna 712 00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:39.960 get that same table, flip it and hit you as well. 713 00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:44.119 We're gonna be even in this situation. But that's scary, 714 00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:47.119 especially with the child, especially with the child with special needs. 715 00:35:47.639 --> 00:35:51.079 They need stability, you know what I mean. That's just 716 00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:52.119 chaos right there. 717 00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:54.440 So I guess after that is when she like was like, 718 00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:57.039 I'm going into a rental again, and he's just a 719 00:35:57.039 --> 00:35:59.639 complete piece of shit for not saying, well, actually, the 720 00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:00.880 two of you should stay in the house and I 721 00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:04.119 should go because he just doesn't take because it's Britney's 722 00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:06.840 fault because she sent a sexy video to somebody when 723 00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:08.840 they're separated and they had agreed it was okay, So 724 00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:10.920 it's been it's Britney's fault that he flipped the table. 725 00:36:11.000 --> 00:36:12.360 Any other guy would have done the same. 726 00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:14.960 See, well, no, any other guy would have said it's 727 00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:16.880 easier for me to pack up and go and stay 728 00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:18.920 in an apartment or something like that, and. 729 00:36:18.840 --> 00:36:20.840 You with a free anything here. 730 00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:23.519 Yeah, but I mean he would be able to take 731 00:36:23.559 --> 00:36:25.400 his leaf blower with him if you were living in 732 00:36:25.400 --> 00:36:27.840 an apartment. How would he use his leaf blower every day? 733 00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:30.199 Mary Payne, He needs to do that. That's a form 734 00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:31.119 of therapy for him. 735 00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:37.519 So Brittany says, when g X is partying, it's way worse. Now, 736 00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:41.119 this is the you know, he's a cocad, you know, okay, 737 00:36:41.280 --> 00:36:43.360 And Michelle goes, yeah, I get it. She goes, well, 738 00:36:43.440 --> 00:36:46.239 Jesse's also going through a midlife crisis, like he's forty four, 739 00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:49.079 he should be calming down. But then Michelle doesn't understand 740 00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:52.880 what a midlife crisis is because that's what it means. Yeah. 741 00:36:53.000 --> 00:36:55.719 Yeah, And you know, they they kept really picking up 742 00:36:55.760 --> 00:36:58.960 that forty five, forty five, forty five, So I'm like, Okay, 743 00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:02.800 sloiero bitch is on forty five. Y'all are making it 744 00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:05.760 seem like seventy five. And here's the thing for Jacks. 745 00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:07.199 You know, I have a theory about drugs. 746 00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:07.719 Mary paine. 747 00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:11.599 Oh okay, there's certain drugs that you could do when 748 00:37:11.639 --> 00:37:16.159 you're young. Okay, but once you hit thirty nine forty, 749 00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:18.920 you can no longer our hearts, our brains can no 750 00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:22.679 longer function properly with You cannot do cocaine and meth 751 00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:26.800 when you're in your forties. Let's just disclaim you should 752 00:37:26.920 --> 00:37:29.519 know them at all, shouldn't do it anyway. But the 753 00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:32.079 order that you get the chance is stuff you haveving 754 00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:34.639 a heart attack and a stroke from the drug usage 755 00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:37.800 goes way. Wait wait wait, wait, wait up, you just 756 00:37:38.079 --> 00:37:39.599 weed when you're in your forties. 757 00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:45.360 And Jackson has had two, maybe three full nose jobs. 758 00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:48.679 And he is because of this is I'm thinking it's 759 00:37:48.719 --> 00:37:49.400 because of the coke. 760 00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:51.639 Yeah, he's always like, oh yeah, I've got allergies, and 761 00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:55.880 we're like, I mean everybody's been like allergies. 762 00:37:55.920 --> 00:37:56.880 Yeah, allergies. 763 00:37:56.920 --> 00:37:59.760 You know for years people have been like, Okay, nobody 764 00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:02.000 has again that many he knows jobs, unless you're Stevie 765 00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:06.320 Nick because you've burned so many holes to your nose. Yeah. 766 00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:08.480 Oh, poor jack he's gonna have like not a nose. 767 00:38:08.519 --> 00:38:10.880 He's gonna be going around look like Boldemort. Because you 768 00:38:11.360 --> 00:38:14.760 like yesned away everything. Yeah. 769 00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:20.840 So Michelle is telling Brittany about her new man, Aaron. 770 00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:23.840 He's amazing. He doesn't talk down to me. And Brittany's like, 771 00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:26.800 what's that like? And she says, he just brightens my day. 772 00:38:26.880 --> 00:38:30.239 He's genuine and so great. And I saw Jesse, I 773 00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:32.559 believe after the Valley was over on Watch What Happens Live, 774 00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:34.599 saying like he was in such a great place with 775 00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:36.880 his girlfriend. He knew Michelle was in a great place 776 00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:38.960 and it seemed to be okay. But he's starting out 777 00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:42.440 here maybe not so much. She tells Brittany, you know 778 00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:45.199 last year I was so sad like all the time. 779 00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:47.880 And Brittany goes, I saw that. I get it, And 780 00:38:47.920 --> 00:38:51.880 we see some clips from that. All right, Janet goes 781 00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:53.880 to a plant store to meet with Brittany. Now, the 782 00:38:53.920 --> 00:38:56.000 guy working at the plant store was really trying to 783 00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:58.920 get some screen time. Really, he was really in there. 784 00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:02.639 Should Yes, that's he should. 785 00:39:03.039 --> 00:39:06.199 And they look at some plants and the guy goes, well, 786 00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:09.519 the thing because they're making like these little terrariums, right yeah, 787 00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:11.440 And he goes, the thing about that is you can't 788 00:39:11.440 --> 00:39:13.400 pick that when it's going to be six feet tall 789 00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:15.519 and they joke about. She goes, I can ease somebody 790 00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:18.360 over six feet tall in my life. Wait it is 791 00:39:18.480 --> 00:39:23.960 Jack's not tall, he's like five nine. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, okay, 792 00:39:25.239 --> 00:39:27.639 And Brittany goes, yeah, somebody who doesn't have to wear 793 00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:28.840 heels and their shoes. 794 00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:31.280 Ooh, that's a good one. 795 00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:32.960 That's a good one because he was always Jack and 796 00:39:33.039 --> 00:39:37.800 Tom cruise yeah exactly. So they're making the terrarium in 797 00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:39.639 her phone ring, She's like, he's Jacks. I'm not gonna 798 00:39:39.639 --> 00:39:42.440 get it, and Janet says that her talking head. She goes, 799 00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:45.519 I just want Brittany to have fun. She's always down 800 00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:46.960 to have fun. She's the girl that's like, do you 801 00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:48.079 want to order to Taco bell. 802 00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:48.559 Three in the morning? 803 00:39:48.679 --> 00:39:51.039 Yes, you know. Brittany is the girl that always was 804 00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:53.000 the most fun. And that is true throughout all the 805 00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:55.760 seasons of vander Pump when she came around, nobody has 806 00:39:55.800 --> 00:40:01.480 ever said one word about Brittany ever Rever. Everybody is like, well, 807 00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:04.280 obviously he doesn't deserve her. But they're like, they're like, 808 00:40:04.360 --> 00:40:07.159 believe me, when they get divorced, everybody's keeping Brittany. 809 00:40:06.760 --> 00:40:08.599 And getting rid of Jackson, even though they've known Jackson 810 00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:09.280 twenty years. 811 00:40:09.400 --> 00:40:13.840 They're like everybody has always loved her the most. It's 812 00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:15.880 like she just needs some happiness in her life. The 813 00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:20.480 only problem ever that has ever been with Brittany is 814 00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:25.960 because Stossi and Bo, her husband got married, like during 815 00:40:25.960 --> 00:40:28.639 COVID in the backyard, she was pregnant and they couldn't 816 00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:30.440 have this wedding in Italy. So when they did their 817 00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:32.920 like redo wedding in Italy, you know after I think 818 00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:36.880 they had the second kid by then maybe or maybe 819 00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:39.880 they had the second kid right after, but it was 820 00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:42.800 an Italian wedding. It was you know, invite only they 821 00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:46.760 had an exact number of people, right because it's in Italy, right, 822 00:40:46.800 --> 00:40:52.199 and very literally the day that Jackson and Brittany were 823 00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:54.840 just to fly to Italy to go to the wedding 824 00:40:54.840 --> 00:40:58.519 because they were invited, they canceled. It didn't come. I 825 00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:00.760 mean Stassy and were like those two other people we 826 00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:04.719 could have invited. Yeah, I'm sorry, balloons guys, if you're 827 00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:06.920 watching a video on those two other people they could 828 00:41:06.920 --> 00:41:10.000 have invited, and that was two spots they took from 829 00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:12.760 somebody else, and that the day and they knew that 830 00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:14.920 Jack's was like planning to not come because it was 831 00:41:14.920 --> 00:41:16.840 in like a group text that he didn't realize Bo 832 00:41:17.079 --> 00:41:19.760 was in and was like, Oh, we're totally not going 833 00:41:19.800 --> 00:41:25.159 to that. And then when Brittany like texted Saucy and 834 00:41:25.159 --> 00:41:26.880 they were very good friends, sexitter was like, you know, 835 00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:28.960 we can't come there. First it was they couldn't get 836 00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:32.159 a babysitter, her mom couldn't come to babysit the kid, 837 00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:34.559 and then it was like what they didn't get Cruise's 838 00:41:34.840 --> 00:41:37.960 passport in time? They had two different uses, but Jack 839 00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:39.519 had already said in the group chat, oh we're not 840 00:41:39.559 --> 00:41:43.679 doing that. And so that is the only problem anybody 841 00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:45.760 has ever had with Brittany, and one hundred percent of 842 00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:50.719 Jacks's fault really even her and Brittany like yeah, but 843 00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:53.559 Brittany like took the fall for it, you know, because 844 00:41:53.559 --> 00:41:54.480 she's like protect. 845 00:41:54.199 --> 00:41:55.360 My man, my man, my man. 846 00:41:56.199 --> 00:41:56.559 Yeah. 847 00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:01.159 I hope that Btny and Saucy can come back to 848 00:42:01.199 --> 00:42:02.480 being friends, you know, because I mean. 849 00:42:02.440 --> 00:42:04.239 Saucy dated Jacks for like four years, so she knows 850 00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:04.760 what he's like. 851 00:42:05.079 --> 00:42:08.440 You know, who is he not dated? We'll see, well 852 00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:12.599 he's fucked Kristen. Uh, let's see who is he not 853 00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:15.480 dated or who is he not banged. Let me tell 854 00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:21.199 you something. Season one, to vander Pump Rules, Jack's hot. 855 00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:23.039 He's what? Oh was he? Okay? 856 00:42:23.119 --> 00:42:26.840 Okay, I I and I have no estrogen in my body. 857 00:42:26.880 --> 00:42:30.480 I was hot for him. Okay, that'll tell you something. 858 00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:37.719 Season one, Jack's hot. Okay. So Janet asks Britney, does 859 00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:39.480 Jax know that he needs help? 860 00:42:39.559 --> 00:42:42.440 Like is he on board to get help? And she goes, yeah. 861 00:42:42.480 --> 00:42:44.960 Sometimes he'll say that he does, and then other times 862 00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:46.719 he'll say I'm Jack Taylor and I can do what 863 00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:49.320 I want. Yep, that's what he says. Swear to god, 864 00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:52.679 she said. Now he's spiraling because I'm having this white party. 865 00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:54.519 So he's going to have a rival party, which was 866 00:42:54.519 --> 00:42:58.079 funny because like nobody that is so immature, like it's 867 00:42:58.079 --> 00:42:58.880 so housewives. 868 00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:02.000 That's yeah, but he's not a housewife, nor is he 869 00:43:02.039 --> 00:43:05.760 a woman if that's such a bitchy thing to do. 870 00:43:05.960 --> 00:43:07.960 He's so petty and bitchy and yeah. 871 00:43:08.719 --> 00:43:12.599 So in the talking head, Brittany's like, I'm not gonna 872 00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:16.039 focus my whole summer on him. I'm gonna find myself again. 873 00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:18.000 I'm gonna have fun. I'm all have this white party. 874 00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:21.400 Plus we're filming and so that'll be good for filming. Yeah, 875 00:43:21.440 --> 00:43:26.480 all right, Zach and Nia meet up. Okay, Nia gets 876 00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:28.760 to hold the alcohol drink because that's just how she is, 877 00:43:28.920 --> 00:43:33.719 and Zach gets it. She does, but like she'll have 878 00:43:33.800 --> 00:43:36.159 like one or two drinks, I mean, but really not 879 00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:39.639 not more than that. So just making sure that I 880 00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:41.599 don't need to move something because Anna just open the 881 00:43:41.679 --> 00:43:43.719 door for the dogs to come in. So if I 882 00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:47.159 have to jump up, that means because Violet's probably gonna 883 00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:49.119 try to grab that pencil. If I had to guess, 884 00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:52.400 hold on, I get Anna, will you come grab this 885 00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:55.119 pencil off this table? So if Violet jumps up there, 886 00:43:56.119 --> 00:44:02.360 she won't get it. Okay, that is Hey, sut, okay, sure, 887 00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:04.719 Oh your shirt is so cute. 888 00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:09.119 Hey show that shirt on the camera. Okay, all right, let's. 889 00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:09.719 See what's his say. 890 00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:11.679 Can you see the dogs on it? 891 00:44:12.639 --> 00:44:14.320 That's so cute. 892 00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:16.400 Those are not our dogs. 893 00:44:16.400 --> 00:44:18.800 That was just a shirt I found in Oxford, Mississippi, 894 00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:21.280 at a store called Shades, and those two dogs were 895 00:44:21.320 --> 00:44:21.920 on the back of it. 896 00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:25.519 Now look at that. God, so I just. 897 00:44:25.559 --> 00:44:32.679 Bought three of them. Cute, Fine, thank you, what, I 898 00:44:32.679 --> 00:44:36.880 love you, goodbye. Not like recording a show or anything. Okay, 899 00:44:36.960 --> 00:44:40.039 So all right, so Zach and Nia meet up. 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Yeah, yeah, I don't think 997 00:49:09.400 --> 00:49:10.199 it's fake at all. 998 00:49:11.280 --> 00:49:13.039 Last season he said that his hair was so big 999 00:49:13.079 --> 00:49:15.840 because they said, oh, we're going to start filming in 1000 00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:17.320 like two weeks, and then they're like, actually, now we're 1001 00:49:17.320 --> 00:49:20.000 going to start filming like on Friday, and he didn't 1002 00:49:20.039 --> 00:49:21.800 have time to get a haircut, and then he wasn't 1003 00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:24.239 allowed to change it once they started filming. 1004 00:49:24.280 --> 00:49:26.800 You know, Oh that would suck. 1005 00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:29.039 Yeah, He's like, no, and now i'd have to stay 1006 00:49:29.119 --> 00:49:32.199 like lego hair because he does have lego hair. Yeah 1007 00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:35.480 he does, all right. So they talk about the situation 1008 00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:37.800 with Jack's and when did you last see Brittany? 1009 00:49:37.960 --> 00:49:39.960 And he is like, yeah, the whole situation with that 1010 00:49:40.119 --> 00:49:40.880 is really scary. 1011 00:49:41.519 --> 00:49:43.840 And Zach says, I, you know, he's been friends with 1012 00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:46.480 Brittany since they were young, and he says, I've seen 1013 00:49:46.519 --> 00:49:49.719 Jack's behavior get progressively worse and worse and worse. So 1014 00:49:49.760 --> 00:49:53.880 they're all dancing around this cocaine problem and not saying it. 1015 00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:57.400 Yeah, they're alluding to it for the camera. 1016 00:49:59.199 --> 00:50:02.480 I don't know if they have made a pact, like 1017 00:50:02.559 --> 00:50:06.000 if say what it is, we're not gonna say okay. 1018 00:50:06.039 --> 00:50:09.880 And they're just saying he's partying, he's raging, he's behavior 1019 00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:13.119 and d but they're not saying he's coked out. 1020 00:50:13.320 --> 00:50:15.360 I mean yeah, I mean partying and raging. Either he's 1021 00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:18.119 coked out or he's on steroids, well one or the other. 1022 00:50:18.400 --> 00:50:21.000 Like so we're gonna he used to do that back 1023 00:50:21.039 --> 00:50:22.719 in the day with Sassy. He was always on these 1024 00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:26.159 like steroid oh brote shakes this stuff, and she's always 1025 00:50:26.159 --> 00:50:28.039 like you gotta you gotta stop with that, like it's 1026 00:50:28.039 --> 00:50:28.840 making you nuts. 1027 00:50:28.920 --> 00:50:33.760 Yeah, I've never even heard of a steroid protein. Well 1028 00:50:33.880 --> 00:50:34.239 he was. 1029 00:50:34.400 --> 00:50:37.719 He was just always using those like pump you up. 1030 00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:39.800 Powders and stuff and a lot of people. I think 1031 00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:42.679 he's also just doing steroids because he was so like 1032 00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:43.840 cut and ripped. 1033 00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:48.400 Yeah, this guy is a walking heart attack. Yes, or 1034 00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:52.079 he's gonna have irrectile dysfunction from all this shit he's 1035 00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:55.639 doing to his wife. I know, like this is not good. 1036 00:50:55.960 --> 00:50:58.679 So Christen arrives and says, sounds like I don't want 1037 00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:00.199 to talk about this the whole time. I gotta get 1038 00:51:00.199 --> 00:51:03.239 a skinny margarita, WHI salt because I don't want to 1039 00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:06.920 talk about Jack's or so and the talking het Kristin says, 1040 00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:11.000 no one has ever said Jacks is a good guy. 1041 00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:13.760 I've seen him treat his girlfriend like shit. I've seen 1042 00:51:13.800 --> 00:51:16.800 him cheat on every girl he's ever been around. He 1043 00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:20.079 has anger issues, but I've never seen him do anything 1044 00:51:20.360 --> 00:51:24.800 like what he did to Britney. Again, they're not saying 1045 00:51:24.840 --> 00:51:28.119 what really happened here? I think, Yeah, I think something 1046 00:51:28.159 --> 00:51:30.400 more happened. Put his hands on her, That's what it 1047 00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:32.880 sounds like to me. It doesn't sound like he flipped 1048 00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:35.599 a coffee table and it hit her knee. Yeah, okay, 1049 00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:41.199 I think he did something else. So also, okay, So 1050 00:51:41.280 --> 00:51:43.320 if you didn't watch vander Pump. Then this maybe didn't 1051 00:51:43.360 --> 00:51:45.320 hit you like it hit me, because when Jackson was 1052 00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:47.800 dating Stassy for all those years, he cheated on Stassy 1053 00:51:47.880 --> 00:51:52.079 with Kristin who was her best friend Christine. 1054 00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:53.400 I did hear something about that. 1055 00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:57.199 Kristin was in a long term relationship with Jacks's best friend, 1056 00:51:57.199 --> 00:52:02.480 Tom sanderbal right, and they banged the whole they bang. 1057 00:52:03.679 --> 00:52:06.559 They banged when Tom Sandoval was asleep in the other 1058 00:52:06.639 --> 00:52:11.599 room Kristen and Jack's. And then that's when you see 1059 00:52:11.639 --> 00:52:14.239 the slap when Saucy slaps Kristen that you see all 1060 00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:16.039 the times, like she just backhands he. 1061 00:52:16.920 --> 00:52:21.320 Sheesus, okay, which you know, they nasty. 1062 00:52:21.480 --> 00:52:24.840 We were here for you, and he goes, okay, let'sn't 1063 00:52:24.840 --> 00:52:26.400 talk about Jacks. We don't want to give him all 1064 00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:29.960 our energy, okay. So then Kristen goes, yeah, here's something weird. 1065 00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:32.320 A friend of mine ran into Janet at Pilate's and 1066 00:52:32.360 --> 00:52:34.679 she was like, oh, Kristin and I were great, everything's wonderful, 1067 00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:39.320 everything's good. Like what is she talking about? So Zach 1068 00:52:39.480 --> 00:52:43.079 reminds us that he said some bad things to Janet, 1069 00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:45.360 and he says, I take full responsibility for what I said, 1070 00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:48.639 I take full responsibility for my actions. Just dead stop, 1071 00:52:48.719 --> 00:52:52.079 nothing else how you're supposed to. Yes, And then we 1072 00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:58.320 see a clip of Janet on Gibson John's podcast gabbing 1073 00:52:58.360 --> 00:53:01.679 with kid. Gibson is my friend, okay, I said him 1074 00:53:01.679 --> 00:53:03.800 a screenshot. I was like, what the fuck? And he 1075 00:53:03.840 --> 00:53:08.880 said the scream that I scrumped. He said he had 1076 00:53:08.880 --> 00:53:11.159 no idea that was going to be on there, and 1077 00:53:11.199 --> 00:53:13.159 he goes, wow, he said. 1078 00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:14.079 The scream that I screamed. 1079 00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:16.400 When I saw it, I was dying And I said, 1080 00:53:16.400 --> 00:53:17.960 don't forget the little people when. 1081 00:53:18.440 --> 00:53:20.840 Because that's huge right there. 1082 00:53:21.519 --> 00:53:23.639 Huge. I was like for him, I was like, Gibson, 1083 00:53:23.719 --> 00:53:24.920 he was like, can you believe that shit? 1084 00:53:25.559 --> 00:53:27.960 So and to not know that it's gonna even be 1085 00:53:28.119 --> 00:53:29.920 on there? Yeah, right. 1086 00:53:30.920 --> 00:53:35.519 So Geanet says, you know I heard Zach and Kristen 1087 00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:38.679 both were saying they hoped like my baby didn't come 1088 00:53:38.719 --> 00:53:41.079 to full term, like they were hoping I didn't have 1089 00:53:41.119 --> 00:53:43.159 a healthy job. Like that is a fucked up thing 1090 00:53:43.199 --> 00:53:47.199 to say. But they didn't say that, not like that. No, 1091 00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:49.639 they're not like that. It was like, I don't care 1092 00:53:49.719 --> 00:53:52.440 that she's pregnant, you know what I mean, She didn't 1093 00:53:52.480 --> 00:53:53.800 care she was pregnant either. 1094 00:53:53.599 --> 00:53:56.199 Because she's like, I can't, I can't deal with all this. 1095 00:53:56.280 --> 00:53:58.360 She was like, bitch, you are a part of this stress, 1096 00:53:58.440 --> 00:54:01.920 like you're doing it to your own body, Like it's 1097 00:54:02.000 --> 00:54:05.239 not just them. You're not caring, Like the amount of 1098 00:54:05.320 --> 00:54:07.760 not caring that you're talking about that they're doing, you're 1099 00:54:07.760 --> 00:54:11.360 doing the same exact thing, so come on. And they 1100 00:54:11.360 --> 00:54:14.679 did not say anything about a miscarriage unless I had 1101 00:54:14.679 --> 00:54:16.880 totally zoned out, which I don't think that I did. 1102 00:54:17.639 --> 00:54:19.480 No one said that. He just said, bitch, I don't 1103 00:54:19.480 --> 00:54:20.119 care that you're. 1104 00:54:20.039 --> 00:54:22.880 Pregnant, Like, yeah, yes, I get it, Yeah, you know. 1105 00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:26.679 And Zak and Janet, you know, are between Zach Jack. 1106 00:54:26.960 --> 00:54:31.039 But Zach and Janet and Jack's like trying to say 1107 00:54:31.039 --> 00:54:35.920 that three times, between Zach and Jack's and Janet, between 1108 00:54:35.960 --> 00:54:38.800 them and Christen, they're all shit, sirs. 1109 00:54:39.039 --> 00:54:44.000 They are, yes, But Janet is the scary kind because 1110 00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:47.840 she's behind the scene doing the dirty work. Yeah you 1111 00:54:47.920 --> 00:54:50.800 know what I mean, Like that's always the scariest person. 1112 00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:54.280 And Zach clocked her shit and I read it. 1113 00:54:54.719 --> 00:54:55.559 I read read it. 1114 00:54:56.519 --> 00:54:57.039 I read it. 1115 00:54:57.159 --> 00:55:00.360 I'm like, well, the baby is here, and he's perfect 1116 00:55:00.400 --> 00:55:00.920 and adorable. 1117 00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:02.880 So we can't use that anymore, and not at all. 1118 00:55:03.320 --> 00:55:05.000 I would love to hear what this excuse is going 1119 00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:05.599 to be this year. 1120 00:55:05.639 --> 00:55:11.480 I baby aby the talking to head. Kristen goes, look, 1121 00:55:11.719 --> 00:55:14.039 you know, Janet and I weren't great. We see a 1122 00:55:14.039 --> 00:55:16.119 bunch of clips and of course you know, and of 1123 00:55:16.119 --> 00:55:19.639 course Janet knows about my fertility journey, how been trying 1124 00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:22.400 to get pregnant. And just because I don't like Janet 1125 00:55:22.679 --> 00:55:24.840 doesn't mean I don't like her child. It doesn't mean 1126 00:55:24.840 --> 00:55:27.639 I would ever say something like that, you know. Right, 1127 00:55:28.280 --> 00:55:33.440 So back at the table, Zack laughs about how Janet 1128 00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:36.000 was tracking him to see where he was, and he says, look, 1129 00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:38.480 here's the thing, Brittany is my person. Brittany is my person, 1130 00:55:39.159 --> 00:55:42.239 and I don't understand how Brittany would let this woman 1131 00:55:42.360 --> 00:55:46.320 play that boring pants come between us. And basically he's like, 1132 00:55:46.440 --> 00:55:48.800 Brittany is a little scared of Janet, and we all are. 1133 00:55:48.960 --> 00:55:50.559 Actually let's just tell the truth. 1134 00:55:50.840 --> 00:55:54.079 But why, I don't know. 1135 00:55:54.280 --> 00:55:57.760 She's pretty mean. She's pretty mean. And also in this 1136 00:55:57.920 --> 00:56:00.159 confessional with Zach, what the fuck is he wearing like 1137 00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:03.800 in a pink islet shirt with a magic jacket. 1138 00:56:03.840 --> 00:56:05.119 I'm like, what is this outfit. 1139 00:56:05.480 --> 00:56:07.639 I don't know if he has the side of what 1140 00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:10.480 his style is going to be. Is it going to 1141 00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:13.480 be boy band because sometimes it's given a little bit 1142 00:56:13.480 --> 00:56:15.119 of boy band point. 1143 00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:17.559 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think. 1144 00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:19.840 I don't think. I don't think he knows. 1145 00:56:20.039 --> 00:56:22.480 The pink islet's given a little like hairy styles, like 1146 00:56:22.480 --> 00:56:27.280 a little ginger bending. I don't know. So now we're 1147 00:56:27.280 --> 00:56:31.400 at Jesse's house and Kristin arrives and she says, pigs 1148 00:56:31.400 --> 00:56:34.400 are flying, hell has frozen over. Jesse invited me to 1149 00:56:34.440 --> 00:56:39.639 his house. Yes, so Jesse asked, Okay, how is Luke doing? 1150 00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:42.039 And she's like, everything is fine. We see clips of 1151 00:56:42.079 --> 00:56:44.719 all their fighting between Jesse and Kristen and all this right, 1152 00:56:45.159 --> 00:56:49.480 and Jesse tells Kristen, look, you were right about almost everything, 1153 00:56:50.079 --> 00:56:52.079 meaning like Michelle and all this, and he goes, it's 1154 00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:55.599 subconsciously I knew it, and that led to anger and hatred, 1155 00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:57.960 you know, on other people. And you didn't deserve for 1156 00:56:58.000 --> 00:56:59.920 me to project like what I was mad about it 1157 00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:03.280 my marriage onto you, and I take full accountability and 1158 00:57:03.320 --> 00:57:05.079 I apologize the end. 1159 00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:07.000 That's how you do it. That's how you do It's 1160 00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:08.719 how it's done. Yep. 1161 00:57:09.119 --> 00:57:12.880 Jesse talks about Isabelle's upcoming birthday party and he goes, 1162 00:57:12.960 --> 00:57:15.760 I did invite Michelle and her new boyfriend Aaron, because 1163 00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:18.320 like it's the birthday party, like, of course I want 1164 00:57:18.360 --> 00:57:20.360 you to be there, and we you know, put it 1165 00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:23.039 aside for the kid and the talking Eddie says, like, 1166 00:57:23.159 --> 00:57:26.559 Kristen did allege that Michelle had had a boyfriend behind 1167 00:57:26.559 --> 00:57:29.760 my back for a year, and if I find out 1168 00:57:29.760 --> 00:57:33.400 that this guy Aaron was that boyfriend, then it's not 1169 00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:35.639 going to go over well. Now, by the way, I 1170 00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:38.360 think Kristin and everybody whoever was the boyfriend for a year, 1171 00:57:38.360 --> 00:57:42.039 obviously they know who it is, of course they do. Yeah, 1172 00:57:42.079 --> 00:57:44.519 and was it Aaron? I don't know, it's going to 1173 00:57:44.599 --> 00:57:47.760 be him. It's going to be good for you, Michelle. 1174 00:57:47.760 --> 00:57:51.559 Go for it. So Kristen says, the apology really meant 1175 00:57:51.599 --> 00:57:54.039 a lot, you know from Jesse, and he goes, it's 1176 00:57:54.039 --> 00:57:57.719 an evolution. I'm growing, I'm growing and talking ahead. Christy goes, 1177 00:57:57.719 --> 00:57:59.400 you know what, people should actually take a page out 1178 00:57:59.400 --> 00:58:02.679 of Jesse's boo, like he apologized, he owns it, and 1179 00:58:02.719 --> 00:58:03.719 we moved on, right. 1180 00:58:04.159 --> 00:58:09.920 Well, does Kristen always look like she just stopped being drunk. Yeah, 1181 00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:12.760 I mean that is just I'm like, she constantly looks 1182 00:58:12.840 --> 00:58:16.320 like she just got over, like not like. 1183 00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:17.599 A full blown hangover. 1184 00:58:17.920 --> 00:58:20.960 Yeah, Okay, that's just that's just how she looks. 1185 00:58:21.320 --> 00:58:25.400 When the scandalal happened and all the ship went down 1186 00:58:25.440 --> 00:58:28.599 with Tom and Ariana, there was this last episode and 1187 00:58:28.679 --> 00:58:32.599 Kristen is coming over Kristin who used to date Tom Sandabal, 1188 00:58:32.679 --> 00:58:36.199 Ariana who dated Tom Sandabal. So Christy's coming over to 1189 00:58:36.320 --> 00:58:40.280 like console Ariana as a friend, and the scene of 1190 00:58:40.360 --> 00:58:45.119 her walking up she is in leggings like for exercise socks, 1191 00:58:46.679 --> 00:58:51.199 and then like shower slides like Nike's shower slides, okay, 1192 00:58:51.239 --> 00:58:53.239 and then like a T shirt and she's. 1193 00:58:53.119 --> 00:58:55.960 Like, I'm here, I'm gonna light some stage. 1194 00:58:56.400 --> 00:59:02.039 She always she always looks like shit. She is always 1195 00:59:02.079 --> 00:59:05.280 like just look like she's been dragged through the mud. 1196 00:59:05.400 --> 00:59:08.239 So I think you said, yeah, her looking like she 1197 00:59:08.639 --> 00:59:11.480 just woke up or is recovering from a four day hangover? 1198 00:59:11.599 --> 00:59:13.039 Is she always looks like yes? 1199 00:59:13.639 --> 00:59:15.920 Yeah, Because I'm like, how does this girl always look 1200 00:59:15.960 --> 00:59:18.079 like that? I mean during the professionals, when you've had 1201 00:59:18.119 --> 00:59:22.039 a professional hairstyles and a professional makeup artist work on you. Yeah, 1202 00:59:22.039 --> 00:59:24.440 of course you're gonna look better. But god damn are 1203 00:59:24.480 --> 00:59:25.679 you are on television? 1204 00:59:27.719 --> 00:59:33.119 Does she zero? She gives zero shits? Yes, okay, clearly 1205 00:59:33.559 --> 00:59:35.920 that's what. That's how she has always been. 1206 00:59:36.440 --> 00:59:37.760 Yeah, good to know, good to know. 1207 00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:43.360 So so Jesse says, you know, it was it was 1208 00:59:43.360 --> 00:59:45.639 not comfortable for me to see, you know, Michelle with 1209 00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:48.039 Aaron or whatever. But it's not gonna be like team 1210 00:59:48.119 --> 00:59:49.760 Jesse or team Michelle. Like I don't want that. 1211 00:59:50.039 --> 00:59:51.400 Okay, good okay. 1212 00:59:51.440 --> 00:59:54.480 Now, Nia and Danny parents of three. You go to 1213 00:59:54.519 --> 00:59:56.800 brunch and they're like, we have three kids. We have 1214 00:59:56.840 --> 01:00:00.320 no no daycare, no breaks, And he says, but you know, 1215 01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:02.719 I'm too blessed to be stressed, you know. And then 1216 01:00:03.079 --> 01:00:06.000 now I'm noticing when Dandy is talking he definitely got 1217 01:00:06.000 --> 01:00:09.360 botox this last season because last season, his forehead, if 1218 01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:11.880 you notice, was like very cro magnon, like down, I 1219 01:00:11.880 --> 01:00:14.480 can't even do it, I got but it's way down 1220 01:00:14.639 --> 01:00:16.760 and like a line across here, like heavy. 1221 01:00:17.199 --> 01:00:19.119 Oka, and now it's very lifted. 1222 01:00:20.880 --> 01:00:21.320 Definitely. 1223 01:00:21.599 --> 01:00:23.039 It's just fascinating to me. 1224 01:00:23.239 --> 01:00:26.599 I just yeah, I mean, but you just you just 1225 01:00:26.639 --> 01:00:28.679 watched season one and you could remember what his head 1226 01:00:28.719 --> 01:00:29.119 looked like. 1227 01:00:29.880 --> 01:00:31.840 I didn't really take notice all that much. I just 1228 01:00:31.880 --> 01:00:34.480 remember him talking about like all the good moisturizer and 1229 01:00:34.679 --> 01:00:38.559 face skin care that he's been doing for like ever, 1230 01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:40.440 and now we know it's just botox. 1231 01:00:40.920 --> 01:00:41.119 Yeah. 1232 01:00:41.400 --> 01:00:45.000 Yeah, So I didn't even know men really got botox. 1233 01:00:45.159 --> 01:00:47.400 Like botox is so foreign to me. 1234 01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:49.719 I will look at that, like you're so lucky. 1235 01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:52.440 Well, how do you know how much you need? How 1236 01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:53.840 do you know like where you need it? 1237 01:00:53.960 --> 01:00:56.000 Like the doctor tells you. The doctor tells you. You 1238 01:00:56.000 --> 01:00:58.920 don't like decide yourself. You go in and you go, hey, 1239 01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:00.400 I want to do this, and they go, okay, we're 1240 01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:02.719 going to do all this up here, all through here. 1241 01:01:02.800 --> 01:01:04.960 We're gonna do this, and we'll do a little bit 1242 01:01:04.960 --> 01:01:07.159 of this, we'll lift this or whatever. 1243 01:01:07.599 --> 01:01:09.480 How do they charge you? Do they charge you by 1244 01:01:09.519 --> 01:01:13.400 how much you need? Well, what if they're trying to 1245 01:01:13.440 --> 01:01:16.000 fool you and overcharge you and you don't even need 1246 01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:17.880 that much because they just want the money. 1247 01:01:18.199 --> 01:01:19.800 Okay, Well, then you just have to be in a 1248 01:01:19.840 --> 01:01:22.760 doctor that you trust. It's not I just go in. 1249 01:01:22.800 --> 01:01:24.440 I just pay whatever they tell me. So I am 1250 01:01:24.440 --> 01:01:28.239 the target sucker. I'm the target sucker. Like they'll be like, okay, 1251 01:01:28.280 --> 01:01:32.440 it's one thousand dollars or two hundred dollars. I'm like, okay, and. 1252 01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:33.639 How long does it last? 1253 01:01:34.039 --> 01:01:38.679 Six months? Unless you exercise a lot or you have 1254 01:01:38.760 --> 01:01:41.199 super fast metabolism, then it lasts a shorter amount of 1255 01:01:41.199 --> 01:01:43.480 time because your body will metabolize it really quickly. But 1256 01:01:43.559 --> 01:01:45.320 luckily for me, I don't exercise at all, so I 1257 01:01:45.320 --> 01:01:47.199 can really stretch it out. Me too. 1258 01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:49.920 We're just blessed with these fabulous bodies. 1259 01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:51.079 I don't have to exercise. 1260 01:01:51.239 --> 01:01:52.880 Relly, yeah, Jilly. 1261 01:01:53.880 --> 01:01:56.280 All right, guys, let's talk about laundry. 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Good 1330 01:05:29.159 --> 01:05:32.880 for him, Okay, And they joke about having another baby, 1331 01:05:32.920 --> 01:05:34.760 and she was like, I really want to have another one, 1332 01:05:34.760 --> 01:05:37.599 Like I've already like ruined my body, so I may 1333 01:05:37.639 --> 01:05:38.559 as well just get it. 1334 01:05:38.760 --> 01:05:40.320 I mean, I kind of her theory is not bad. 1335 01:05:41.119 --> 01:05:45.280 But she also has three kids already, right, but they 1336 01:05:45.280 --> 01:05:48.519 want four. They want so they had Because he doesn't 1337 01:05:48.519 --> 01:05:51.360 look like he's that sure about number four. 1338 01:05:52.239 --> 01:05:54.400 I think he yeah. I mean I think they're very 1339 01:05:54.440 --> 01:05:56.480 like they met at church. They're very religious. I think 1340 01:05:56.480 --> 01:05:58.000 they want to have a bunch of kids. I think 1341 01:05:58.039 --> 01:06:02.920 they yes, yeah, okay, good for them, And he goes yeah, 1342 01:06:03.000 --> 01:06:05.119 he goes, look, here's the thing about having another baby, 1343 01:06:05.159 --> 01:06:07.719 Like my son needs his own room, Like we need 1344 01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:10.639 a new yard, we need space. And then he jokes, 1345 01:06:10.760 --> 01:06:12.760 have you heard of Santa Clarita because that's where he 1346 01:06:12.800 --> 01:06:15.159 wants to live. By the way, that's where Amie Phillips lives. 1347 01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:18.559 I think it's beautiful. And she's like, I don't want 1348 01:06:18.559 --> 01:06:20.000 to wait five years to have another baby, and my 1349 01:06:20.039 --> 01:06:22.519 body's already ruined. I want to have one, be done 1350 01:06:22.639 --> 01:06:25.360 and then get my body back to myself and He's 1351 01:06:25.400 --> 01:06:28.239 like okay, and she goes, I'm ovulating in fourteen days. 1352 01:06:28.360 --> 01:06:29.519 He's like, oh my god. 1353 01:06:29.679 --> 01:06:32.079 They need a house. They they need a house. 1354 01:06:32.119 --> 01:06:34.400 Pop don't need a house and a nanny or a 1355 01:06:34.480 --> 01:06:36.119 relative to come and move in to help him. 1356 01:06:36.599 --> 01:06:39.320 They they need a lot of things before they get 1357 01:06:39.360 --> 01:06:40.079 pregnant again. 1358 01:06:40.199 --> 01:06:42.679 Yeah, her mom was around a lot last year. I 1359 01:06:42.719 --> 01:06:45.239 don't know where she was staying all right. 1360 01:06:45.159 --> 01:06:48.639 Not there, not there, unless she was sleeping on the couch. H. 1361 01:06:48.800 --> 01:06:51.559 So Nia and Danny go over to Janet and Jason's 1362 01:06:51.559 --> 01:06:55.199 house and I forgot that Janet was married before because 1363 01:06:55.199 --> 01:06:57.079 she has some china out and they make a joke 1364 01:06:57.119 --> 01:06:58.800 about the china and she goes, oh, no, no, no, 1365 01:06:58.840 --> 01:07:01.079 this is from the first marriage I kept. I kind 1366 01:07:01.079 --> 01:07:03.280 of forgot. I kind of forgot about that. But they're 1367 01:07:03.320 --> 01:07:07.039 going to their pregaming before Britney's White party. 1368 01:07:07.360 --> 01:07:07.639 Mm hm. 1369 01:07:08.360 --> 01:07:11.159 So Danny and Jason talk about the boys chat, like 1370 01:07:11.239 --> 01:07:14.920 their group chat, and how Jack's is like getting mad 1371 01:07:14.960 --> 01:07:16.760 at them in the group chat because they're going to 1372 01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:20.480 Britney's party. And they asked the girls, have you looked 1373 01:07:20.480 --> 01:07:22.280 in the boys group chat? And they're like, yeah, I 1374 01:07:22.320 --> 01:07:24.800 dipped in there one time, like, it's disgusting. So I 1375 01:07:24.840 --> 01:07:26.199 got out. I don't want to I don't want to 1376 01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:27.119 be in the boys chat. 1377 01:07:27.440 --> 01:07:27.880 Okay. 1378 01:07:28.360 --> 01:07:31.480 So talking to Jason, says, you know, I can understand 1379 01:07:31.679 --> 01:07:34.400 why Jax would be upset by what Julian did. They were, 1380 01:07:34.559 --> 01:07:36.960 you know, close friends for like a year. I was like, 1381 01:07:38.079 --> 01:07:39.679 they were close friends for a year. What are they 1382 01:07:39.719 --> 01:07:41.119 like koke d buddies? What do you mean? 1383 01:07:42.119 --> 01:07:45.559 Okay, So this Julius Julian person was not from vander 1384 01:07:45.599 --> 01:07:46.119 Pump rules. 1385 01:07:46.199 --> 01:07:47.280 No, I've never seen him before. 1386 01:07:47.480 --> 01:07:49.039 You've never seen him? Okay, all right? 1387 01:07:49.599 --> 01:07:51.400 And he says they were close friends for about a year. 1388 01:07:51.440 --> 01:07:56.840 But I cannot condone acting aggressively towards Britney after finding out. 1389 01:07:57.239 --> 01:07:59.519 You're a man, you're a father. You have to be 1390 01:07:59.559 --> 01:08:03.280 able to regulate your emotions. Again, we're not saying what 1391 01:08:03.400 --> 01:08:04.480 really happened. 1392 01:08:04.719 --> 01:08:09.760 Yep, but we are most definitely reading in between those lines. Yeah. 1393 01:08:09.800 --> 01:08:12.360 So they joke that the Jacks party tonight will just 1394 01:08:12.360 --> 01:08:15.880 be him and Schwartz. So we go off to Jackson's 1395 01:08:15.920 --> 01:08:18.159 Bar to where I've been to I have been to 1396 01:08:18.239 --> 01:08:23.199 Jackson's Bar. Okay, and uh, he greets Bert, Tom's brother. 1397 01:08:23.399 --> 01:08:27.600 Now Tom Schwartz arrives. Bert is his brother. Bert had 1398 01:08:27.680 --> 01:08:30.079 severe liver issues due to his alcoholism and it had 1399 01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:32.800 a liver transplant. So I think Bert. I think Bert 1400 01:08:32.840 --> 01:08:37.000 is now living in LA with Schwartz. Okay, okay, Bert 1401 01:08:37.079 --> 01:08:41.479 is a triplet. Billy Burton brandow R. Tom Schwartz is 1402 01:08:41.600 --> 01:08:42.880 triplet brothers. 1403 01:08:43.119 --> 01:08:45.479 Are they identical triplets or yes? 1404 01:08:46.439 --> 01:08:48.079 Oh wow, okay, yes that's me. 1405 01:08:48.199 --> 01:08:49.640 I've never met triplets before. 1406 01:08:49.840 --> 01:08:52.600 And that crazy said there's there's a sister, then there's 1407 01:08:52.640 --> 01:08:56.600 Tom Schwartz, and then there's Billy Burton Brandon, the three brothers. 1408 01:08:57.720 --> 01:09:01.159 In that crazy that's arizing. Yeah, find out your last 1409 01:09:01.319 --> 01:09:03.279 Like let's say you you're like, okay, this is my 1410 01:09:03.359 --> 01:09:05.960 last pregnancy. We've got two kids, let's have one more 1411 01:09:06.039 --> 01:09:09.960 and then you get three. Yeah, I'm gonna well, wish too. 1412 01:09:09.960 --> 01:09:12.279 Were staying at the hospital. I'm looking for. 1413 01:09:12.960 --> 01:09:15.880 One which one is the cutest. 1414 01:09:16.640 --> 01:09:19.920 Kiddest because that's a lot of kids. Yeah. 1415 01:09:19.960 --> 01:09:22.880 So, and they also between Billy, Burt Brandon, Tom Schwartz 1416 01:09:22.920 --> 01:09:26.279 and the sister, they also have three half siblings. So 1417 01:09:26.359 --> 01:09:28.079 I don't know if the dad remarried and then had 1418 01:09:28.119 --> 01:09:28.920 three more kids. 1419 01:09:30.119 --> 01:09:31.960 There's a lot of kids. That's a lot of children. 1420 01:09:32.119 --> 01:09:33.199 It's a lot of children. 1421 01:09:33.359 --> 01:09:34.479 No wonder he left. 1422 01:09:35.079 --> 01:09:39.960 So oh no, no, I've said Schwartz and okay, Minnesota 1423 01:09:40.039 --> 01:09:44.920 or wherever he's from. So he Schwartz says, his dad 1424 01:09:45.039 --> 01:09:46.960 this past year, his dad almost out of a blood 1425 01:09:46.960 --> 01:09:50.359 clot and then the other brother, Brandon, had cancer. And 1426 01:09:50.359 --> 01:09:53.359 then of course we know Bert was a severe alcoholic 1427 01:09:53.600 --> 01:09:55.720 and had to have a liver transplant. So I mean, 1428 01:09:55.800 --> 01:09:57.319 Tom Schwartz has been through a lot and he and 1429 01:09:58.199 --> 01:10:01.720 he and Katie got divorced. So we see a couple 1430 01:10:01.800 --> 01:10:04.840 of other guys at Jackson's bar, but it's not a party, so. 1431 01:10:05.319 --> 01:10:07.279 Because everyone's at Britney's party, that's right. 1432 01:10:08.079 --> 01:10:11.319 So in the car, Janet says, I've really missed Kristen 1433 01:10:11.359 --> 01:10:13.039 because they've been they have been really good friends for 1434 01:10:13.079 --> 01:10:15.279 a long time. And she says, and it's been a 1435 01:10:15.319 --> 01:10:17.920 while since I saw Kristin and Zach And you know, 1436 01:10:18.199 --> 01:10:20.760 I don't think, you know, we could be besties right 1437 01:10:20.800 --> 01:10:22.960 away or anything, but hopefully we can just get along 1438 01:10:23.239 --> 01:10:24.800 and lower the tension in the group. 1439 01:10:25.479 --> 01:10:31.520 Well, Janet did them dirty last season. Always always, She's 1440 01:10:31.560 --> 01:10:34.119 not admitting to it at all, She's. 1441 01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:36.119 Just like it's been a long time since I've seen them. 1442 01:10:36.119 --> 01:10:38.279 She acts like she had no hand in anything, you know. 1443 01:10:38.960 --> 01:10:41.279 Does Jason not realize that his wife is kind of 1444 01:10:41.279 --> 01:10:41.920 a piece of shit? 1445 01:10:42.640 --> 01:10:45.119 He realized she's a shit sterer. He said, she quit 1446 01:10:45.119 --> 01:10:47.800 her job and became a full time gossip. Yeah. 1447 01:10:48.159 --> 01:10:50.840 Yeah, we should get t shirts to say that full 1448 01:10:50.880 --> 01:10:55.920 time gossip for yes, I like that occupation, full time 1449 01:10:56.800 --> 01:10:58.840 goss industry gossip. 1450 01:11:00.119 --> 01:11:02.399 That. So they all arrive at the white party. It's 1451 01:11:02.399 --> 01:11:04.159 at a place called Level eight. It looks like kind 1452 01:11:04.159 --> 01:11:08.720 of like a rooftop pull party situation. Aaron and Michelle 1453 01:11:08.800 --> 01:11:12.279 are there, Jesse arrives and in the talk of head 1454 01:11:12.319 --> 01:11:15.399 she goes, things aren't good with Jesse. He gives me 1455 01:11:15.439 --> 01:11:16.000 the ick. 1456 01:11:20.600 --> 01:11:22.680 For Jesse. He gives me the ICKX. 1457 01:11:24.439 --> 01:11:28.680 Tom and Jack's Schwartz and Jack's are talking at Jackson's 1458 01:11:28.680 --> 01:11:32.840 bar and they're like, how's how's it going with Schwartz 1459 01:11:32.840 --> 01:11:35.199 and Sandy's over there, and he goes, everything is great. 1460 01:11:35.359 --> 01:11:39.640 Well it's currently closed. Spoiler alert, I also went to 1461 01:11:39.680 --> 01:11:44.840 that bar. Tom says, okay, so how are you? And 1462 01:11:44.920 --> 01:11:46.840 Jack's like, oh man, you know, like thanks are fine, 1463 01:11:47.239 --> 01:11:49.479 and he says, you know, Brittany talked to me the 1464 01:11:49.520 --> 01:11:51.359 other night and we had a real heart to heart 1465 01:11:51.479 --> 01:11:54.560 and she doesn't feel comfortable to even be in the 1466 01:11:54.640 --> 01:11:57.800 room with you Jack's. And Jess goes, yeah, you know, 1467 01:11:57.960 --> 01:11:59.680 like I have anger and I didn't know how to 1468 01:11:59.720 --> 01:12:03.279 let it out. And Tom goes, because they've known these things, 1469 01:12:03.359 --> 01:12:05.159 they used to be roommates, like they've done each other 1470 01:12:05.199 --> 01:12:07.720 for years. And Tom goes, I gotta tell you, man, 1471 01:12:07.760 --> 01:12:10.079 like I didn't even know you were capable of that 1472 01:12:10.199 --> 01:12:15.279 kind of behavior. Again, I'm sure Tom Schwartzen knows that 1473 01:12:15.359 --> 01:12:17.640 Jack's is capable of kicking over a coffee table. 1474 01:12:17.880 --> 01:12:19.680 So when, yeah, what are we not saying? 1475 01:12:20.319 --> 01:12:24.760 It's it's we're just assuming here, but that it was 1476 01:12:25.079 --> 01:12:27.760 more of a domestic violence situation. 1477 01:12:28.039 --> 01:12:29.600 Yes, Like I don't know if the cops are called, 1478 01:12:29.640 --> 01:12:30.279 I don't know what. 1479 01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:33.159 But obviously now I don't know why Brittany did not 1480 01:12:33.199 --> 01:12:35.199 beat his ass. I don't know why she didn't kick 1481 01:12:35.239 --> 01:12:39.720 him the nose, you know, because promoting domestic violence but 1482 01:12:40.039 --> 01:12:43.600 not trying to. But I'm just like, hm, if a 1483 01:12:43.640 --> 01:12:45.920 guy puts her hands on me, like we're gonna be fighting, 1484 01:12:46.439 --> 01:12:49.039 Like I may lose the fight, but I'm not about 1485 01:12:49.079 --> 01:12:50.800 to let you just beat on me like that. 1486 01:12:50.800 --> 01:12:55.079 That is crazy. Yeah, and she's letting everybody know, everybody 1487 01:12:55.119 --> 01:12:56.840 know what happened without saying it. 1488 01:12:56.880 --> 01:12:59.039 Yeah, without seeing it. Yeah. 1489 01:12:59.279 --> 01:13:06.880 So Jax goes, look, man, another guy infiltrated my marriage. 1490 01:13:07.079 --> 01:13:11.159 Imagine seeing pictures of your wife naked sending them to 1491 01:13:11.199 --> 01:13:14.119 another guy and he was my friend. And Tom, what 1492 01:13:14.560 --> 01:13:15.319 is in your phone? 1493 01:13:15.720 --> 01:13:19.600 Jackson? Jacks, I would love to know what's in Jesus 1494 01:13:19.680 --> 01:13:23.279 your photos. I would probably vomit as some of the 1495 01:13:23.319 --> 01:13:24.159 things that are in there. 1496 01:13:24.479 --> 01:13:27.560 And uh, and she goes and he was my friend. 1497 01:13:27.640 --> 01:13:31.079 And Tom goes, yeah, I get it. Your feelings are valid, 1498 01:13:31.439 --> 01:13:31.760 but the. 1499 01:13:31.720 --> 01:13:34.199 Way you reacted is not vallible. 1500 01:13:34.680 --> 01:13:37.119 Yeah, it just Jess goes yeah. Yeah. But you know, 1501 01:13:37.199 --> 01:13:39.520 she she flies off the handle all the time, you know, 1502 01:13:39.600 --> 01:13:42.279 and she's so hypocritical, and she's just so hot and cold. 1503 01:13:42.399 --> 01:13:44.520 And you know, she was at my house the other 1504 01:13:44.600 --> 01:13:47.680 night all alone and we almost hooked up, Like she 1505 01:13:47.720 --> 01:13:50.640 wants her cake and eat it too. Tom is just 1506 01:13:50.680 --> 01:13:52.920 looking at him, like, I have known you long enough 1507 01:13:52.920 --> 01:13:54.840 to know that not one word that comes out of 1508 01:13:54.840 --> 01:13:58.159 your mouth is truth. Tom is just looking at him like, 1509 01:13:58.439 --> 01:14:03.520 are you done? We know that after whatever happened that 1510 01:14:03.520 --> 01:14:05.680 you're not saying she did not come to. 1511 01:14:05.640 --> 01:14:06.920 Your house and try to hook up with you. 1512 01:14:07.319 --> 01:14:11.399 Shut up, I mean you know so Tom goes, uh, man, 1513 01:14:11.600 --> 01:14:14.239 you are headed towards rock bottom with your recent behavior, 1514 01:14:14.359 --> 01:14:17.000 and I feel like if you don't seek some sort 1515 01:14:17.039 --> 01:14:19.760 of counseling or some sort of therapy, and jess Be 1516 01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:22.159 goes yeah, like like, yeah, I have a little boy, 1517 01:14:22.199 --> 01:14:23.520 Like I have a kid who's supposed to look up 1518 01:14:23.520 --> 01:14:25.279 to me like a hero, and I'm going off the 1519 01:14:25.279 --> 01:14:27.399 fucking rails man, like I'm in such a bad place, 1520 01:14:27.479 --> 01:14:30.279 Like it's so hard to go home to an empty 1521 01:14:30.319 --> 01:14:35.119 house and I walk past my child's room and Tom goes, yeah, 1522 01:14:35.159 --> 01:14:36.880 no excuse, man, no excuse. 1523 01:14:37.560 --> 01:14:39.960 Well, if your ass had had gotten a one bedroom apartment, 1524 01:14:40.000 --> 01:14:42.520 you wouldn't have to write by walking past your child's 1525 01:14:42.520 --> 01:14:44.399 bedroom and it's empty, Like. 1526 01:14:44.960 --> 01:14:48.600 I really liked how over and over Jax does what 1527 01:14:48.640 --> 01:14:51.199 he's been doing since we've known him. Witches, Yeah, I 1528 01:14:51.279 --> 01:14:53.720 was wrong, but I gotta go to this empty house. 1529 01:14:53.720 --> 01:14:56.439 It's so sad, and you know, oh, yeah, if I'm 1530 01:14:56.439 --> 01:14:57.880 so bad, why was she trying to fuck me? 1531 01:14:58.039 --> 01:14:58.840 But I was wrong? 1532 01:14:59.159 --> 01:15:01.840 And also, you know, if I was so wrong, then 1533 01:15:02.239 --> 01:15:05.119 you know why she marry me. He just cannot say 1534 01:15:05.239 --> 01:15:08.159 I was wrong and leave it at that. He's three 1535 01:15:08.199 --> 01:15:11.760 times a twelve or thirteen year old boy. Yes, every time, yes, 1536 01:15:12.000 --> 01:15:14.960 every time he talks. I appreciate that. Tom Schwartz is 1537 01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:18.000 there to go, yeah, but you did this, and then 1538 01:15:18.000 --> 01:15:20.720 he's going boo boo boo, and he goes, there's no excuse, 1539 01:15:20.840 --> 01:15:23.960 there's no excuse, man, and Jess goes, yeah, yeah, and 1540 01:15:24.000 --> 01:15:26.800 then he like cries and goes, I'm forty four years old, man, 1541 01:15:26.840 --> 01:15:29.399 what's wrong with me? And he cried, what a lot? 1542 01:15:30.199 --> 01:15:32.039 Quit making excuses for your behavior. 1543 01:15:32.720 --> 01:15:35.479 Well, let's work on the drug problem. Let's start yes, 1544 01:15:35.640 --> 01:15:36.520 let's start there. 1545 01:15:36.680 --> 01:15:37.439 Let's get sober. 1546 01:15:37.520 --> 01:15:40.319 Let's start there. Let's get sober. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's 1547 01:15:40.520 --> 01:15:42.960 because nothing else is gonna work if you keep going 1548 01:15:43.000 --> 01:15:43.760 back to coke. 1549 01:15:44.279 --> 01:15:47.760 Right, it's not yeah, all right. So now we go 1550 01:15:47.840 --> 01:15:50.479 back to the white party because nothing's happening at Jackson's party, 1551 01:15:50.760 --> 01:15:55.960 and Jesse says, okay, so Aaron, he didn't like me 1552 01:15:56.000 --> 01:15:59.199 that much. And then we see Michelle and Jesse go 1553 01:15:59.600 --> 01:16:04.039 back in fourth about spoiling Isabella. Well, if you didn't 1554 01:16:04.039 --> 01:16:05.439 do this, believe you didn't do that, or if you 1555 01:16:05.439 --> 01:16:08.560 didn't do this, if you didn't do that. Kristen says, 1556 01:16:09.760 --> 01:16:12.279 I haven't talked. She's talking to Jasmine. She says, no, 1557 01:16:12.319 --> 01:16:15.920 I haven't talked to Janet at all, and then Janet appears. 1558 01:16:16.119 --> 01:16:20.399 Yeah, so I won't say mane jump scare what right? 1559 01:16:21.439 --> 01:16:24.119 So they sit to talk and Janet is talking to 1560 01:16:24.199 --> 01:16:26.720 Kristen and says, look, I don't want to let last summer. 1561 01:16:27.039 --> 01:16:29.880 You know, we've had so many fun years before that 1562 01:16:29.960 --> 01:16:31.880 we don't need to let last summer ruin this, which 1563 01:16:31.920 --> 01:16:33.439 is sort of a trope of vander Pump rules. They 1564 01:16:33.439 --> 01:16:35.680 always talked about last summer, last summer because they filmed 1565 01:16:35.760 --> 01:16:38.279 the summer, so it's sort of like, I guess it's 1566 01:16:38.279 --> 01:16:40.279 like a summerhouse. I guess because I don't watch the Summerhouse, 1567 01:16:40.319 --> 01:16:41.680 but I think it's the same idea of like, well, 1568 01:16:41.720 --> 01:16:43.279 last summer, you did this. I did what you did 1569 01:16:43.319 --> 01:16:46.439 last summer got you. So Jane's like, I don't want 1570 01:16:46.439 --> 01:16:48.800 to let what happened last summer ruin it because we've 1571 01:16:48.800 --> 01:16:50.760 had so many fun years together and I want to 1572 01:16:50.760 --> 01:16:52.359 find a way to sort of get back to that 1573 01:16:52.520 --> 01:16:57.079 having fun. And Kristen goes. Look, I'm a little reluctant, okay, 1574 01:16:57.119 --> 01:17:00.520 because after the summer you went at me hard. Yeah, 1575 01:17:00.560 --> 01:17:04.920 real hard, like you said on Gibson's podcast you said 1576 01:17:05.119 --> 01:17:07.560 I didn't want your baby to be full term, Like 1577 01:17:07.720 --> 01:17:11.199 I never said that, Jad it goes, Yeah, I should 1578 01:17:11.199 --> 01:17:15.319 apologize for that. Yeah, well you can't. 1579 01:17:15.399 --> 01:17:18.760 Like you put it on a podcast, and I've never 1580 01:17:18.800 --> 01:17:21.239 heard of this podcast, but I'm assuming it's pretty popular 1581 01:17:21.319 --> 01:17:24.800 if they mentioned it on the show. Yeah, yeah, Okay. 1582 01:17:24.600 --> 01:17:27.600 That doesn't give me. Gibson is just very known in 1583 01:17:27.600 --> 01:17:29.720 the Bravo world as like a writer and kind of 1584 01:17:29.760 --> 01:17:33.399 a because he's very like normal and fair and a 1585 01:17:33.399 --> 01:17:37.000 great guy. And fun fact about Gibson John's He's from 1586 01:17:37.119 --> 01:17:41.640 DC and his parents founded Scout bags kind of like 1587 01:17:41.640 --> 01:17:43.640 this scout If I sent you a picture of one, 1588 01:17:43.640 --> 01:17:46.039 you can know exactly what it is. There's just like 1589 01:17:46.039 --> 01:17:46.920 like storage bags. 1590 01:17:47.640 --> 01:17:49.880 Hold on, was he recently on. 1591 01:17:51.640 --> 01:17:54.640 This podcast? Yes, he's been on my podcast a lot. No, 1592 01:17:54.840 --> 01:17:57.279 not your Pain, It's not sorry. 1593 01:17:57.880 --> 01:18:03.479 We's he on Kate and Tyler from Teen Mom? Was 1594 01:18:03.520 --> 01:18:06.560 he on there? I think I don't know that's him 1595 01:18:07.600 --> 01:18:09.960 because I think I remember hand the word GiB. 1596 01:18:11.000 --> 01:18:11.600 Yeah, I don't know. 1597 01:18:11.840 --> 01:18:13.479 I don't know if he ever talks about teen Mom, 1598 01:18:13.560 --> 01:18:15.600 but maybe he does. I thought he mostly did Bravo. 1599 01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:16.800 But I'm gonna have to go back, and look, I'm 1600 01:18:16.800 --> 01:18:18.680 gonna have to go back. I can be completely wrong. 1601 01:18:18.800 --> 01:18:20.119 It just sounded kind of familiar. 1602 01:18:20.439 --> 01:18:23.560 Yeah, Gibson John's he's my Nantuncket friend. He's guy, he's 1603 01:18:23.600 --> 01:18:25.840 my friend that's gonna like help me one day achieve 1604 01:18:25.880 --> 01:18:28.680 my dream of going to Nantucket because he. 1605 01:18:28.680 --> 01:18:30.399 Goes there every summer. Yeah, he lives in New York. 1606 01:18:30.399 --> 01:18:30.960 He's a great guy. 1607 01:18:31.560 --> 01:18:32.520 You achieved that dream. 1608 01:18:32.800 --> 01:18:33.279 I'm trying. 1609 01:18:33.720 --> 01:18:37.520 So okay, baby blah blah blah. 1610 01:18:37.760 --> 01:18:40.600 And Jenna, there's no coming back from that. Sorry from 1611 01:18:40.640 --> 01:18:43.479 saying I don't want your baby to So there's no 1612 01:18:43.640 --> 01:18:45.199 coming back from that. Nope. 1613 01:18:45.520 --> 01:18:48.119 So Janet goes, yeah, like I should apologize for that, 1614 01:18:48.960 --> 01:18:53.359 and she goes, look, Britney, Brittany told me that Zach 1615 01:18:53.479 --> 01:18:56.199 said to Brittany, I don't care if she miscarries, and 1616 01:18:56.319 --> 01:18:57.079 that was fucked up. 1617 01:18:57.880 --> 01:18:58.680 But he didn't say that. 1618 01:18:59.399 --> 01:19:00.000 To our knowledge. 1619 01:19:00.159 --> 01:19:02.239 She did not say I don't care if she wascarious. 1620 01:19:02.239 --> 01:19:03.279 I think what he said was I don't give a 1621 01:19:03.319 --> 01:19:08.920 fuck if she's pregnantgnant. Yeah, So Kristin goes, yeah, I agree, Yeah, 1622 01:19:09.000 --> 01:19:12.640 it's fucked up, but I didn't say that, and and 1623 01:19:12.760 --> 01:19:16.159 she goes, and if he said that, it doesn't matter, 1624 01:19:16.279 --> 01:19:18.279 I'm never going to drop him as my best friend. 1625 01:19:18.840 --> 01:19:21.520 And Jane goes, Okay, I'm sorry I roped you in 1626 01:19:22.119 --> 01:19:25.239 with Zach's demonic behavior. And she says, you know, it's 1627 01:19:25.279 --> 01:19:27.479 hard to separate the two things, like what Zach did 1628 01:19:27.560 --> 01:19:31.880 or whatever, and Kristen goes, well, can you apologize to me? 1629 01:19:32.960 --> 01:19:35.119 And j I don't know. It's hard because the two 1630 01:19:35.199 --> 01:19:38.119 of you were together, and Kristen goes, so you don't 1631 01:19:38.119 --> 01:19:40.439 have anything to apologize for. Now. I'm kind of getting 1632 01:19:40.520 --> 01:19:42.640 the feeling that maybe we're wrong, and maybe Zach did 1633 01:19:42.760 --> 01:19:43.000 say that. 1634 01:19:43.720 --> 01:19:46.000 We did well, well, we can only go by what 1635 01:19:46.119 --> 01:19:48.920 we heard. Yeah, and we did not hear him say 1636 01:19:48.960 --> 01:19:50.479 that at all. We just heard him say I don't 1637 01:19:50.479 --> 01:19:53.159 give a shit about her being pregnant. Yeah, so, but 1638 01:19:53.279 --> 01:19:56.159 we know Kristen mostly definitely definitely did not say that. 1639 01:19:56.439 --> 01:19:59.399 I did not say that. So we get some clips 1640 01:19:59.439 --> 01:20:03.920 about jam in it saying Christen's head, Michelle's a racist, 1641 01:20:06.239 --> 01:20:10.840 and Jaz was like, what the fuck? And also Luke. 1642 01:20:11.079 --> 01:20:14.760 We get this clip of Luke telling Kristen just say 1643 01:20:14.800 --> 01:20:18.479 you're sorry. Don't say I am sorry, but just say 1644 01:20:18.680 --> 01:20:20.960 I am sorry. I am sorry is a sentence. And 1645 01:20:21.039 --> 01:20:26.920 Kristen's like, but so these two part ways Janet and Kristen, 1646 01:20:27.159 --> 01:20:29.279 and Janet goes, okay, we're not gonna in the words 1647 01:20:29.319 --> 01:20:31.319 of Sean Robinson, we're not going to solve this today. 1648 01:20:31.439 --> 01:20:32.199 And I wish you were. 1649 01:20:33.079 --> 01:20:35.359 And you know, they're both tearing up, So no, it 1650 01:20:35.439 --> 01:20:36.039 didn't go well. 1651 01:20:37.600 --> 01:20:40.039 If they're both tearing up, that means that there's still 1652 01:20:40.079 --> 01:20:42.920 a possibility that they could, yeah, get back together. 1653 01:20:43.960 --> 01:20:45.920 And was he somebody telling Zach, oh, did you know 1654 01:20:46.039 --> 01:20:48.920 you're the demonic best friend? He's like, what because they 1655 01:20:48.960 --> 01:20:50.279 call na called him? 1656 01:20:50.720 --> 01:20:52.680 I mean, if he really did say, hey, that is 1657 01:20:52.800 --> 01:20:56.079 so that's pretty demonic, that's pretty bad. 1658 01:20:56.520 --> 01:20:59.319 Yeah, and I like him, so I really hope he 1659 01:20:59.399 --> 01:21:03.159 didn't say that. All right, guys, let's talk about laundry. 1660 01:21:03.279 --> 01:21:05.479 I know it's not the most exciting chore. And you 1661 01:21:05.560 --> 01:21:07.560 know we've talked about it before. 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And she goes, so you want 1733 01:24:56.079 --> 01:24:58.319 him to go to school and our you want Isabella 1734 01:24:58.359 --> 01:25:00.439 to go to school in Orange County because you've been 1735 01:25:00.479 --> 01:25:02.359 dating a girl from the OC for a few months. 1736 01:25:03.680 --> 01:25:06.520 So how far away is Orange County from where they live? 1737 01:25:06.880 --> 01:25:08.079 Forty five minutes to an hour? 1738 01:25:09.039 --> 01:25:12.039 Some people drive their kids that far for a good school. 1739 01:25:12.560 --> 01:25:15.000 I don't think anybody The LA traffic is so bad. 1740 01:25:15.319 --> 01:25:16.920 It is so bad by LA traffic. 1741 01:25:17.000 --> 01:25:19.520 Okay, LA traffic is so bad that forty five minutes 1742 01:25:19.600 --> 01:25:22.319 without traffic is a two and a half hour morning 1743 01:25:22.359 --> 01:25:23.960 commute to take a kid to school. So no, you'd 1744 01:25:24.000 --> 01:25:25.680 have to move, okay to Orange County. 1745 01:25:26.359 --> 01:25:26.600 Okay. 1746 01:25:26.600 --> 01:25:28.600 So she's like, Okay, so you want him to go 1747 01:25:28.600 --> 01:25:30.520 to school in Orange County just because you've been dating 1748 01:25:30.560 --> 01:25:33.079 a girl there for a few months. Okay No, And 1749 01:25:33.560 --> 01:25:35.119 in the talking head she goes, he's just trying to 1750 01:25:35.119 --> 01:25:37.520 get revenge on me, and he's gonna like use this 1751 01:25:37.680 --> 01:25:40.159 school thing as the way. So they go back and 1752 01:25:40.239 --> 01:25:44.439 forth fighting about like custody, and he's like, you won't 1753 01:25:44.479 --> 01:25:46.600 get it. You won't get full custody. And she was like, 1754 01:25:47.119 --> 01:25:49.600 if you want to move to Newport, which is where 1755 01:25:49.680 --> 01:25:52.600 Kyksey lives, if you want to move to Newport, we're 1756 01:25:52.600 --> 01:25:54.199 going to have to go to court. And he just 1757 01:25:54.319 --> 01:25:56.760 laughs in her face because he's very condescending to her 1758 01:25:57.840 --> 01:25:59.159 and the talking here's the thing. 1759 01:26:01.840 --> 01:26:03.960 We have to remember that this woman did cheat on 1760 01:26:04.039 --> 01:26:08.560 this man. Okay, Okay, so he has a right to 1761 01:26:08.600 --> 01:26:11.039 be a little bit petty because I would be petty 1762 01:26:11.159 --> 01:26:14.000 did a motherfucker? I would be petty for how long 1763 01:26:14.079 --> 01:26:14.720 did you cheat on me? 1764 01:26:14.760 --> 01:26:15.239 A whole year? 1765 01:26:15.279 --> 01:26:17.680 Okay? Time's two, but that is how long I'm going 1766 01:26:17.720 --> 01:26:18.159 to be petty. 1767 01:26:18.439 --> 01:26:21.560 But do you've remember from last season she told him, 1768 01:26:22.159 --> 01:26:23.560 I do not want to be married to you. I 1769 01:26:23.640 --> 01:26:28.520 want to separate, and he refused, refused, so she said, like, 1770 01:26:29.119 --> 01:26:30.840 I do not want to be married. She told him 1771 01:26:30.880 --> 01:26:33.079 she wanted to separate, and he begged her to stay, 1772 01:26:33.439 --> 01:26:35.479 that he would change, and he did not change. 1773 01:26:36.399 --> 01:26:39.479 I do, okay, and I get that, but she still 1774 01:26:39.600 --> 01:26:42.720 cheated on him. I know the tables were reversed. We 1775 01:26:42.840 --> 01:26:45.680 would totally hate him. He would be the biggest piece 1776 01:26:45.720 --> 01:26:47.680 of shit because he cheated on her. 1777 01:26:47.920 --> 01:26:51.159 That's true, But I think that she was like, I'm 1778 01:26:51.199 --> 01:26:53.199 telling you what it is. I don't think we should 1779 01:26:53.199 --> 01:26:55.399 be together. I would like to get divorced unless I 1780 01:26:55.439 --> 01:26:57.199 can see some real change. And he said I'm going 1781 01:26:57.279 --> 01:26:59.720 to change, and he did nothing to change. And she 1782 01:26:59.760 --> 01:27:01.920 said all they ever talked about was like docu signed 1783 01:27:01.960 --> 01:27:04.119 documents and you know, business stuff. 1784 01:27:04.279 --> 01:27:06.319 And she's like, did you figure I see it already? 1785 01:27:06.359 --> 01:27:10.199 Who had checked out and probably was entertaining other men, 1786 01:27:10.319 --> 01:27:11.520 whether she had slipped with them or not. 1787 01:27:11.600 --> 01:27:14.119 And that's still wrong, still wrong. 1788 01:27:14.760 --> 01:27:17.159 I'm not on the hate Jesse. 1789 01:27:18.399 --> 01:27:18.640 Train. 1790 01:27:19.079 --> 01:27:22.399 I find him entertaining. He's very good, funny, and I 1791 01:27:22.479 --> 01:27:24.520 think he's funny. He's funny when he's been on Watch 1792 01:27:24.520 --> 01:27:26.279 What Happens Live his stuff. He's funny. Oh he has 1793 01:27:26.319 --> 01:27:30.199 he okay, yeah, And so she says he told me 1794 01:27:30.560 --> 01:27:33.960 when we separated and that I left the house, he 1795 01:27:34.119 --> 01:27:35.920 told me he would do anything he could to ruin 1796 01:27:36.000 --> 01:27:39.960 my life. So that's pretty shitty. So in the talking 1797 01:27:40.039 --> 01:27:43.319 daddy goes, look, yeah, I love the OC. I do 1798 01:27:43.720 --> 01:27:45.800 you know my daughter would have a better education in 1799 01:27:45.880 --> 01:27:49.159 the OC. And Michelle's never gonna let it happen. So 1800 01:27:49.479 --> 01:27:51.680 the producer says, did you bring that up about the 1801 01:27:51.720 --> 01:27:53.840 OC just to get a rise out of Michelle? And 1802 01:27:53.960 --> 01:27:57.960 he goes yeah, and he says, let the chaos begin. 1803 01:27:58.960 --> 01:28:03.399 So then we see her telling him her telling so sorry. 1804 01:28:03.439 --> 01:28:06.680 Michelle is telling the group it's so easy to fight 1805 01:28:06.760 --> 01:28:10.399 with him, like I tried, And then he's like, well, 1806 01:28:10.479 --> 01:28:12.680 so what if we move to She goes, this is 1807 01:28:12.880 --> 01:28:14.920 so sorry, rewind. 1808 01:28:15.199 --> 01:28:16.840 She says, it's so easy to fight with him. 1809 01:28:16.880 --> 01:28:18.640 I tried. I tried to talk to him. And then 1810 01:28:18.640 --> 01:28:20.439 he's like, what if we moved to Newport Beach so 1811 01:28:20.560 --> 01:28:22.760 Isabella could go to school in Orange? County and he's 1812 01:28:22.800 --> 01:28:25.640 just doing it to push my buttons. And he I 1813 01:28:25.760 --> 01:28:28.159 goes five days a week away from her mother. No, 1814 01:28:28.560 --> 01:28:30.840 that's not gonna happen, and Michelle goes, I get mad 1815 01:28:30.880 --> 01:28:33.079 at myself for giving him the reaction that he wants, 1816 01:28:33.199 --> 01:28:36.159 like I should just you know, and he says, he's 1817 01:28:36.239 --> 01:28:37.359 just trying to get into your head. 1818 01:28:37.920 --> 01:28:39.800 And then we hear Jesse on Mike going, she's so 1819 01:28:40.079 --> 01:28:41.640 fucking resentful. 1820 01:28:41.319 --> 01:28:41.479 You know. 1821 01:28:42.760 --> 01:28:45.079 So Brittany stands in front of the group and. 1822 01:28:45.079 --> 01:28:47.199 Goes, thanks everybody for coming to my white party. 1823 01:28:47.560 --> 01:28:48.239 Thanks y'all. 1824 01:28:49.680 --> 01:28:54.520 Everybody cheers, Free Britney, Free Brittany, and then in the 1825 01:28:54.600 --> 01:28:57.560 talking head we hear Kristen say last summer was bad, 1826 01:28:58.000 --> 01:29:02.000 but I never thought this summer would be worse. Oh shit, 1827 01:29:02.520 --> 01:29:04.600 and we see Michelle say I just want to be 1828 01:29:04.720 --> 01:29:09.520 fucking divorced and never talk to him again. Nia says, 1829 01:29:10.439 --> 01:29:13.920 while holding a baby, I just don't want you to 1830 01:29:14.000 --> 01:29:20.319 be assuming things about my friends, and then Danny says, oh, 1831 01:29:20.399 --> 01:29:23.000 your friends who were just talking crap behind your back 1832 01:29:23.079 --> 01:29:24.680 while also holding another baby. 1833 01:29:25.399 --> 01:29:27.800 They've got so many babies to hold, but they have 1834 01:29:27.920 --> 01:29:29.760 a baby for each scene that they're in. We have 1835 01:29:29.840 --> 01:29:31.960 a baby. Here's here's a new baby. You haven't met 1836 01:29:31.960 --> 01:29:33.279 this one, but here's a new one right here. 1837 01:29:35.720 --> 01:29:38.720 And then we see somebody but I can't tell who, 1838 01:29:39.560 --> 01:29:41.600 is yelling in Britney's face and saying. 1839 01:29:41.800 --> 01:29:44.640 He's sexually assaulted people. Let's be real. 1840 01:29:46.119 --> 01:29:48.600 Now, I don't know we'll be talking about I don't know, 1841 01:29:49.199 --> 01:29:54.000 I don't know if somebody knows some medium, and Kristen 1842 01:29:54.079 --> 01:29:57.119 saying to Jack's, you're fucking up right now, Jackson and 1843 01:29:57.239 --> 01:30:00.479 him going and then Brittany, I. 1844 01:30:00.600 --> 01:30:05.640 Hate when you do the it's so funny. You hate 1845 01:30:05.640 --> 01:30:08.279 it or you love it like I hate it because 1846 01:30:08.319 --> 01:30:10.479 it's so pathetically funny. 1847 01:30:10.600 --> 01:30:18.479 Because it's then we see Britney yelling at Jack's you 1848 01:30:18.600 --> 01:30:21.800 scared me and you hurt me, you were dangerous and 1849 01:30:21.920 --> 01:30:25.880 you need help again. She's not talking about a coffee 1850 01:30:25.880 --> 01:30:30.600 table to the coffee table, and it seems his friends 1851 01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:32.880 are in his kitchen telling him I don't want to 1852 01:30:33.000 --> 01:30:34.479 lose you, man, I don't want to wake up to 1853 01:30:34.560 --> 01:30:36.520 a headline. So they're obviously having some sort of intervention 1854 01:30:36.680 --> 01:30:38.520 with him, because then we see him walking down the 1855 01:30:38.560 --> 01:30:43.039 steers with the suitcase. Okay, okay, this season on the Valley, 1856 01:30:43.880 --> 01:30:45.279 Luke and Christen get engaged. 1857 01:30:45.359 --> 01:30:50.720 We already know this. Brittany sees evidence of Jack's hooking up. 1858 01:30:50.840 --> 01:30:54.439 With some girl at their home and she's like, I 1859 01:30:54.520 --> 01:30:56.359 went in the bathroom and there's like a thall of 1860 01:30:56.359 --> 01:30:58.159 the underwear and like a baby wipe and they're all 1861 01:30:58.199 --> 01:30:59.399 like crows. 1862 01:31:00.079 --> 01:31:01.560 All the girls are like screaming. 1863 01:31:02.760 --> 01:31:04.960 Then we see a group. Let's do shots for Brittany. Woo, 1864 01:31:05.119 --> 01:31:09.199 she drinks too much. Let's drink some more. Kristen gives 1865 01:31:09.319 --> 01:31:14.399 Luke twenty dollars to snort with Sabi and he does. 1866 01:31:15.720 --> 01:31:20.560 We see Laala reading Jesse for filth Okay, because we 1867 01:31:20.680 --> 01:31:25.319 do know Keisha that when Jax has to leave to 1868 01:31:25.399 --> 01:31:29.600 go to rehab or wherever he goes that Lala and 1869 01:31:29.680 --> 01:31:32.479 Sheena fill moore because they are friends with this group. 1870 01:31:32.560 --> 01:31:34.239 But they're not on the show. But I think they 1871 01:31:34.279 --> 01:31:35.720 had to have. They wanted to bring in like some 1872 01:31:35.840 --> 01:31:37.359 heavy hitters to take the place of. 1873 01:31:37.479 --> 01:31:38.439 Jack's of Jackson. 1874 01:31:38.560 --> 01:31:45.119 Okay, okay, Jax gets served at his door a I 1875 01:31:45.119 --> 01:31:47.520 guess a separation following a restraining order for all custody 1876 01:31:47.520 --> 01:31:49.920 blah blah blah blah blah, which then, by the way, 1877 01:31:50.439 --> 01:31:53.279 what did happen in court was that he signed away, 1878 01:31:53.399 --> 01:31:56.640 has completely signed away his parental rights and all that. 1879 01:31:56.880 --> 01:31:59.159 So it's in the court system, so people are able 1880 01:31:59.199 --> 01:32:02.239 to immediately get the documents because it's public. And then 1881 01:32:02.319 --> 01:32:04.760 it was like his lawyer was like, oh no, that 1882 01:32:04.880 --> 01:32:06.960 was an error. He just didn't read the document and 1883 01:32:07.039 --> 01:32:07.359 signed it. 1884 01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:09.439 Wow. 1885 01:32:09.760 --> 01:32:11.880 But I don't think that's correct. I think he has 1886 01:32:12.560 --> 01:32:18.520 no custody. He has no custody without a guardian. I 1887 01:32:18.520 --> 01:32:19.760 don't think he can do it alone. 1888 01:32:20.119 --> 01:32:20.760 Yeah, right. 1889 01:32:22.399 --> 01:32:26.600 Jesse says Michelle is sleeping with the billionaire for fifteen 1890 01:32:26.720 --> 01:32:29.920 hundred dollars a night, and then we see her throw 1891 01:32:29.960 --> 01:32:33.279 a drink on him. Okay, Jesse just needs to stop. 1892 01:32:33.359 --> 01:32:34.880 He just needs to be happy in his relationship and 1893 01:32:34.920 --> 01:32:36.640 quit trying to bash Michelle. Just like, let it go. 1894 01:32:38.279 --> 01:32:38.880 He can't do it. 1895 01:32:39.600 --> 01:32:42.199 Kristin alleges that Jason takes his rink off when he 1896 01:32:42.279 --> 01:32:44.279 goes out, and we don't come it because I think 1897 01:32:44.359 --> 01:32:48.079 Jason is a sweet baby. Angel Nia and Janet have 1898 01:32:48.199 --> 01:32:52.239 some sort of screaming fight. Jasmine yells at someone. Brittany 1899 01:32:52.319 --> 01:32:56.560 says Jaxa has people watching her like he puilt, like 1900 01:32:56.640 --> 01:33:00.960 cameras in her place. Luke says, I just want you 1901 01:33:01.079 --> 01:33:03.479 to be there for me, Kristen, and then walks down 1902 01:33:03.520 --> 01:33:06.760 the hall in his underwear at some resort or something. Okay, 1903 01:33:07.239 --> 01:33:09.640 and Janna says, you know, there's a reason it's called 1904 01:33:09.720 --> 01:33:15.560 crazy Kristen and not crazy Janet. Oh, good point. Good point. 1905 01:33:16.840 --> 01:33:19.520 And then we see Zach's storm down some stairs of 1906 01:33:19.600 --> 01:33:23.199 a yacht saying I've done. And then we see someone 1907 01:33:23.640 --> 01:33:27.520 I guess Kristen is saying. I don't know if she's 1908 01:33:27.560 --> 01:33:29.439 saying it to Zach, I don't know who she's saying 1909 01:33:29.479 --> 01:33:31.520 it to, but she's saying, don't make me knock your 1910 01:33:31.560 --> 01:33:32.000 ass out. 1911 01:33:32.039 --> 01:33:33.199 You're a fan bitch. 1912 01:33:34.079 --> 01:33:37.000 Ooh. I don't know what that's about. I don't know 1913 01:33:37.039 --> 01:33:42.079 what that's about. But it was a lot of quick clips. Now, Keisha, Yes, 1914 01:33:42.239 --> 01:33:45.000 you've done it, You've done the valley. Are you excited? 1915 01:33:45.239 --> 01:33:47.239 Are you energized by what's coming? 1916 01:33:47.880 --> 01:33:48.920 It's a really good show. 1917 01:33:49.239 --> 01:33:50.199 It's a really good show. 1918 01:33:50.680 --> 01:33:53.119 It's a really good show. It really really is. It 1919 01:33:53.359 --> 01:33:56.439 was quick to find out what's going on with the 1920 01:33:56.560 --> 01:33:58.840 group and everything like that, and there's a lot of 1921 01:33:58.960 --> 01:34:01.479 scandalous activity. I love a messy group. 1922 01:34:01.960 --> 01:34:03.279 I love messy they're messy. 1923 01:34:03.359 --> 01:34:04.439 They're very, very messy. 1924 01:34:04.880 --> 01:34:07.000 And I always thought, you know, what they should do 1925 01:34:07.399 --> 01:34:10.000 with vander Pump Rules is they should do like Menudo 1926 01:34:10.079 --> 01:34:13.039 and just rotate the cast, you know, every couple of seasons, 1927 01:34:13.079 --> 01:34:16.039 because once those people are working at Sir and wherever, 1928 01:34:16.880 --> 01:34:19.319 at Tom Tom and all the restaurants, then people do 1929 01:34:19.479 --> 01:34:22.319 know them and they become reality stars. So then, you know, 1930 01:34:22.560 --> 01:34:26.199 vander Pump Rules did keep on like four seasons too long, 1931 01:34:26.319 --> 01:34:28.920 pretending those people worked at that restaurant when they really 1932 01:34:29.000 --> 01:34:29.199 did it. 1933 01:34:29.319 --> 01:34:29.960 They really didn't. 1934 01:34:30.119 --> 01:34:31.960 But by the way Jack says, you'll take a shift 1935 01:34:32.039 --> 01:34:34.800 every now and then, and they do it for like 1936 01:34:35.880 --> 01:34:38.520 I'm sure they're you know, they're paid, like hey, come 1937 01:34:38.600 --> 01:34:41.560 in and bartend, get people into the restaurant. 1938 01:34:41.680 --> 01:34:43.880 You know, of course, yes, smart. 1939 01:34:44.319 --> 01:34:48.000 But I always said they should follow the original vander 1940 01:34:48.039 --> 01:34:50.640 Pump cast. As they're getting older and they're famous as 1941 01:34:50.720 --> 01:34:52.800 reality stars, and they're getting married and they're having kids, 1942 01:34:52.800 --> 01:34:54.840 they're getting divorced. That's the show we want to see 1943 01:34:54.920 --> 01:34:57.640 because we love the original cast so much. Bit Tom sanderbal, 1944 01:34:57.720 --> 01:35:03.840 Tom Schwartz, Kristen, Katie Stacy, that's their original cast. Lala 1945 01:35:04.039 --> 01:35:06.319 came in James Kennedy came in. Sheena was on the 1946 01:35:06.359 --> 01:35:08.199 original cast. She know was the reason for the whole 1947 01:35:08.239 --> 01:35:13.119 original show. So I always said we should have a 1948 01:35:13.239 --> 01:35:15.520 show that followed them. But I do love that we're 1949 01:35:15.560 --> 01:35:18.119 not following all of them. Like Sheena is not always 1950 01:35:18.159 --> 01:35:19.800 on the show, Lala is not always on the show. 1951 01:35:20.079 --> 01:35:23.560 We only have the Jackson, Brittany and the Kristen as 1952 01:35:23.600 --> 01:35:25.439 the staple from vander Pump Woles. I don't know. I 1953 01:35:25.560 --> 01:35:27.600 just love it. I just love it. I just love it. 1954 01:35:28.680 --> 01:35:29.199 I love it well. 1955 01:35:29.279 --> 01:35:31.920 I mean, and what you just described is what this 1956 01:35:32.039 --> 01:35:34.560 show is, but just not with the vander Pump rules, 1957 01:35:34.680 --> 01:35:36.880 with the whole cast foundation cast. 1958 01:35:37.000 --> 01:35:40.199 Yeah, because Dossy, you know, when she left, when she 1959 01:35:40.319 --> 01:35:44.840 was asked name when she left, she was told, I mean, 1960 01:35:45.520 --> 01:35:48.039 she was asked to be on lots of reality shows 1961 01:35:48.079 --> 01:35:51.239 and she's never been on one since. Really, she's just 1962 01:35:51.520 --> 01:35:54.000 kept her life going as an influencer, and she's written 1963 01:35:54.079 --> 01:35:57.039 several books and she tours because she's very funny. And 1964 01:35:57.439 --> 01:36:00.520 right now she's on vander Pump Villa, which I think 1965 01:36:00.640 --> 01:36:03.960 is on Peacock or Hulu or something. She's on vander 1966 01:36:04.000 --> 01:36:07.279 Pump Villa in Italy as like a cast member. I 1967 01:36:07.319 --> 01:36:09.960 think she's like running the villa, like I like Lisa 1968 01:36:10.000 --> 01:36:12.720 vander Pump Junior. I haven't watched it, so I don't know, 1969 01:36:13.039 --> 01:36:14.960 and maybe I will, maybe I won't, who knows, if 1970 01:36:14.960 --> 01:36:17.640 I have time. But she's never She's been offered so 1971 01:36:17.760 --> 01:36:19.119 many shows, and of course she was offered to be 1972 01:36:19.159 --> 01:36:21.279 on the Valley and she's like, no, it's just doesn't 1973 01:36:21.279 --> 01:36:23.159 feel genuine to what my life is now. Like I'm 1974 01:36:23.159 --> 01:36:25.760 married with two little kids, and you know, I don't 1975 01:36:25.800 --> 01:36:28.000 want to ruin my marriage. I'd like to keep it going. 1976 01:36:28.520 --> 01:36:30.199 You know, that's a good reason enough to do it. 1977 01:36:30.479 --> 01:36:33.960 Yeah, she's still killing it and she has just flat 1978 01:36:34.039 --> 01:36:36.840 out apologized for her behavior, like flat out apologize. 1979 01:36:37.520 --> 01:36:39.000 Not my apology. 1980 01:36:39.159 --> 01:36:42.600 Yeah, not Faith slept with my friends, you know, boyfriend, 1981 01:36:42.680 --> 01:36:44.640 and that's why I did, and none of it's just like, 1982 01:36:44.720 --> 01:36:48.239 flat out that was wrong. I was uneducated about what 1983 01:36:48.399 --> 01:36:50.359 calling the police on a black woman would do. I 1984 01:36:50.439 --> 01:36:54.960 did not. I was uneducated on that. But o Faith, Yeah, 1985 01:36:55.640 --> 01:36:58.199 they were real hard. Yeah, they were like she was like, 1986 01:36:58.239 --> 01:37:01.720 I was uneducated on that, the racist aspect of it 1987 01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:03.800 and what it could do to a black woman in 1988 01:37:03.880 --> 01:37:06.439 America having the police called on saying she's a scammer, 1989 01:37:07.039 --> 01:37:10.199 and she's like, so I educated myself and now I 1990 01:37:10.319 --> 01:37:12.920 know that was completely wrong and that that would hit 1991 01:37:13.000 --> 01:37:15.000 different for a black person than a white person. 1992 01:37:15.119 --> 01:37:17.600 I didn't know, and you know, yeah, good for her. 1993 01:37:18.159 --> 01:37:20.920 Listen, I'm a saucy apologist. She said she was sorry. 1994 01:37:21.000 --> 01:37:22.880 I take it at her take out of work. 1995 01:37:23.319 --> 01:37:24.960 Hopefully she does doesn't ever do it again. 1996 01:37:25.079 --> 01:37:26.800 Well, please Lord, please please. 1997 01:37:27.199 --> 01:37:27.960 That would be bad. 1998 01:37:28.840 --> 01:37:31.079 And Kristin has always been crazy Kristen. She's been crazy 1999 01:37:31.159 --> 01:37:35.640 Kristen since season one of vander pump Rolls. But I 2000 01:37:35.720 --> 01:37:37.600 still wish her well with her marriage and her baby 2001 01:37:37.600 --> 01:37:38.479 because she's pregnant too. 2002 01:37:39.119 --> 01:37:39.800 Oh she's big. 2003 01:37:39.920 --> 01:37:40.359 Pregnant. 2004 01:37:40.600 --> 01:37:45.199 Yeah big, isn't twins in there like that? Something is huge? 2005 01:37:45.640 --> 01:37:47.039 And you know she doesn't give a shit. You know, 2006 01:37:47.119 --> 01:37:48.800 she's just walking around on those flip flops. She don't 2007 01:37:48.800 --> 01:37:53.439 give a shit. Bless her heart. Bless her heart, everybody. 2008 01:37:53.720 --> 01:37:55.640 If you're not familiar with Keisha, if you don't know 2009 01:37:55.760 --> 01:37:57.800 her from being on my show talking about love after 2010 01:37:57.880 --> 01:38:00.359 lock up or love is Blind or or what else? 2011 01:38:00.399 --> 01:38:00.760 Did we cover? 2012 01:38:01.680 --> 01:38:03.840 Prison brides and brides? 2013 01:38:04.239 --> 01:38:05.960 All the prison shows, all the. 2014 01:38:06.000 --> 01:38:09.199 Prison shows we do yeah, because what was the other 2015 01:38:09.279 --> 01:38:10.319 prison show it? 2016 01:38:12.159 --> 01:38:16.039 And then we did that one love show, Match Me Abroad, 2017 01:38:16.800 --> 01:38:19.359 Matched Me Abroad. So do you guys aren't familiar with 2018 01:38:19.479 --> 01:38:21.880 Keisha from all these other shows? This is our first 2019 01:38:22.000 --> 01:38:25.039 dip into our Bravo show together. And she has a 2020 01:38:25.079 --> 01:38:27.039 great podcast. It's very funny. It's called the Libra a 2021 01:38:27.039 --> 01:38:30.119 Lounge Withakisha. Yes, and that's where you can find her. 2022 01:38:30.159 --> 01:38:31.479 You can find her on that show and you can 2023 01:38:31.560 --> 01:38:33.800 find her Instagram of the same name. And Keisha's very 2024 01:38:33.880 --> 01:38:37.159 very funny. So I think so I you know, I've 2025 01:38:37.199 --> 01:38:39.119 been told that a ton too. 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