1 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I'm Chris, and I died recently 2 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:16,160 and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where 3 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:20,160 I interview everyone in Hell with my co host Clayton, 4 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:24,679 who is routing for President of Hell against his brother Satan. 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,600 We recently had the Democratic debate for the primaries. Clayton, 6 00:00:28,879 --> 00:00:29,519 how did it go? 7 00:00:29,879 --> 00:00:32,840 Speaker 2: It went great? It was me versus Rita repulsive versus 8 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,159 Richard Nixon versus Lord Voldemort's. I was kicking their asses. 9 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,920 And then Rita Repulsive cheated, She got her staff, grew 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,079 up super big with a bunch of water poured down 11 00:00:41,079 --> 00:00:43,079 because she popped out underneath the ocean. That was our 12 00:00:43,119 --> 00:00:45,079 bad who probably should have held the election somewhere else. 13 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,920 And then immediately after we held the primary election, and 14 00:00:48,079 --> 00:00:49,359 guess who won? 15 00:00:50,079 --> 00:00:52,439 Speaker 1: Well, didn't Richard Nixon win? 16 00:00:53,039 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 2: He did, actually he got the most votes, but that 17 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,280 being said, when the water came down, he got hit 18 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:00,960 with water. Turns out he's a witch evaporated. So guess 19 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:02,439 who then won? 20 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:06,959 Speaker 1: Will read a repulsa one. She got right seconds, the votes. 21 00:01:06,799 --> 00:01:08,439 Speaker 2: Right right, but then you know she went She's in 22 00:01:08,519 --> 00:01:10,719 my a. She's up on Earth. We don't know. She 23 00:01:10,799 --> 00:01:14,599 might be in space. Anyways, then then guess who won? 24 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 1: Well, Voldemart Voldemort got the third most votes. 25 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, technically he did, yes, but he drowned because he 26 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,079 was covered in a bunch of his robes. Plus that 27 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:28,400 little nose didn't do him any favors. So so then 28 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,680 then guess who won? 29 00:01:31,599 --> 00:01:32,079 Speaker 1: Clayton. 30 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 2: That's right, flatman, you won. That's bright, baby, We're going 31 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,719 to the Red House. We're gonna go fight my brother. 32 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:41,000 Everything's going according to plan. Boom, Clayton's on the ballot. 33 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,040 Speaker 1: So yeah, you're the official candidate against Satan. 34 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:44,519 Speaker 2: That's right. 35 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:45,079 Speaker 1: Congrats. 36 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, and to really, you know, bring it home and 37 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,439 to launch the next stage of my election tour, we're 38 00:01:50,519 --> 00:01:53,719 launching a new merchandise Chris, bring that box in, come 39 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:54,000 on in. 40 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so we got some Clayton for President merch here. 41 00:01:57,319 --> 00:02:00,719 Speaker 2: That's right after the last time Chris fucked up the order, 42 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,640 just the wrong shirt. I took it another chance. All right, 43 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:06,079 let's see it. Ooh, look at that. 44 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: You'll see there it is not paint. 45 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,479 Speaker 2: It is not it's great. It's a nice great it's 46 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,520 got Ooh, there it is vote Clayton for president of Hell. 47 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:16,639 That's good stuff. Good funt I see that that liberal 48 00:02:16,759 --> 00:02:18,280 arts degree is really paying off. 49 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty happy with it. 50 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and put this on. 51 00:02:21,479 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 3: Yeah. 52 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's comfortable too. Yeah, it feels good on my nipples. 53 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,680 All nineteen of them. Yes, Chris, go won't you go 54 00:02:28,719 --> 00:02:30,879 ahead and put one on? All right? 55 00:02:32,199 --> 00:02:33,319 Speaker 3: But what is that? 56 00:02:33,759 --> 00:02:34,319 Speaker 1: What? 57 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:38,199 Speaker 2: What? What is yours? Say? It says vote, that doesn't 58 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,360 say Clayton, that says just vote Gambo for president? 59 00:02:41,319 --> 00:02:44,039 Speaker 1: Did you what gamb? Why would it say gambo? 60 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,800 Speaker 2: What does it say gambo? I don't know why I 61 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,360 says gambo? How did I'm looking for this box? How 62 00:02:48,439 --> 00:02:50,759 did you? Half of these shirts say vote gambo? 63 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: Okay, let me check my email. Uh okay, oh right, 64 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,879 look see it says right there, the text says Clayton. 65 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,360 And then I said, and then I have a crutch. 66 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,159 Speaker 2: Oh well what I don't know. He must have been 67 00:03:02,199 --> 00:03:05,560 a typo or something or there's no auto correct for 68 00:03:05,599 --> 00:03:12,120 Clayton to gambo. Wait, I was emailing gambo. He paid 69 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:14,680 for this shirt. Mike can't pay funds. Half of them 70 00:03:14,719 --> 00:03:15,360 turned out great? 71 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 1: Okay, it's only half the shirts. Huh? I mean he 72 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,759 can't even run, He's I mean you've already won the primary. 73 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,280 I mean, it wouldn't even make sense. He's not even 74 00:03:24,319 --> 00:03:25,439 running right office. 75 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,199 Speaker 2: He can't even physically run because he's got short, little stubby, 76 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:32,039 mushroom penis legs. So yeah, don't don't buy the Gambo shirt, 77 00:03:32,199 --> 00:03:35,439 buy the Clayton shirt. Support me, vote for me, support 78 00:03:35,479 --> 00:03:35,879 our show. 79 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 1: I don't know how my phone would auto correct. 80 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 2: I don't know either. I think that that's an. 81 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:44,319 Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to I don't know why. Yeah, so 82 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,719 who is our guest for this week? 83 00:03:46,919 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 3: Yeah? 84 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,199 Speaker 2: This might actually come as a surprise you, But we 85 00:03:49,439 --> 00:03:53,280 do have a working relationship with Heaven, and sometimes it's 86 00:03:53,319 --> 00:03:57,360 good to share resources, and you know, for us to 87 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:01,199 better understand the culture of heaven will up demons and 88 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,680 then sometimes they'll want, you know, angel students to come 89 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,680 down to here to learn from us. So you know, 90 00:04:06,719 --> 00:04:09,319 they send down foreign exchangels. 91 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 1: But foreign exchange. 92 00:04:10,599 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's an angel who's in a foreign 93 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:16,720 exchange program. Therefore they're a foreign exchangel. Okay. Yeah, I 94 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:19,680 could not have spelt it out any more clearly that 95 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,199 it's so very accurately describes what they are. 96 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and then why do they want to talk 97 00:04:25,879 --> 00:04:26,560 to you. 98 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:28,279 Speaker 2: Well, I mean they want to be on a podcast, right, 99 00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:30,639 I mean, we're Hell's number one podcast. They probably want 100 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,160 to learn about our culture, and I'm you know, culture 101 00:04:33,199 --> 00:04:35,240 king down here. Also, they probably know that I'm gonna 102 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,079 be president soon, so you know, they probably want to 103 00:04:37,079 --> 00:04:39,079 get in good with the with the big guy downstairs 104 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:39,920 that's me. 105 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:40,600 Speaker 3: Yeah. 106 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:42,639 Speaker 2: Anyways, so we're bringing on a young fellow. 107 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:46,720 Speaker 3: Come on in, Angelo, ooh salutation, Thanks so much for 108 00:04:46,759 --> 00:04:47,120 having me. 109 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for being here. 110 00:04:49,399 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 3: Man. 111 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:53,600 Speaker 1: So your name is Angela. My name is Angelo, Angel, 112 00:04:53,879 --> 00:04:57,000 the Angel, Angelo, the Angel. Uh huh, you can just 113 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,839 call me Angel in the morning though, Angel? Hey, am 114 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:03,120 I too bright? Should I turn it down? Is this okay? 115 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 3: I can go dimmer? You? 116 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 2: Could you tone it down? Your heavenly uh you know, presence. 117 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,839 It's just yes, it's harsh in my eyes. 118 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,879 Speaker 3: I'll put my glow to it. Two yeah, two point 119 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,839 five because I don't want to dull my shine too much. 120 00:05:16,319 --> 00:05:17,199 Speaker 2: All right, I got it. 121 00:05:17,439 --> 00:05:18,079 Speaker 1: You smell great. 122 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 3: It's oh, thank you so much. 123 00:05:20,199 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not used to smelling cookies. 124 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,720 Speaker 3: Yeah. In heaven we call that c K one. It 125 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,000 stands for one cookie. 126 00:05:26,519 --> 00:05:29,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that's that's great that perfumes and colones 127 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,759 and Hell are a little bit different freely wicked. 128 00:05:32,319 --> 00:05:36,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, and then hell, we have colones. I'm currently here, Chris, 129 00:05:36,319 --> 00:05:38,519 have a smell. I'm wearing butt. 130 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, and Hell you call them colons, right. 131 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:43,759 Speaker 2: Our colones are called colons. 132 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 3: That is right, Angel, Rumor spreads, Rumor spreads. 133 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,519 Speaker 1: That's I guess one of the things you've learned here 134 00:05:48,519 --> 00:05:48,800 in Hell. 135 00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. 136 00:05:49,519 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 3: Oh man, this is fascinating. You know, I got the 137 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,720 Lonely Afterlife Guide to Hell, but it's not at all 138 00:05:54,759 --> 00:05:57,160 what I expected. It's so much more vibrant, And I 139 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,199 just feel like there's so many fun people down here, 140 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:02,240 and nobody's stranger. Everyone's just a friend I haven't met yet. 141 00:06:02,399 --> 00:06:03,759 Can I get a picture with you? Two? 142 00:06:05,079 --> 00:06:05,600 Speaker 1: H sure? 143 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:06,759 Speaker 2: I see I'm not here. 144 00:06:06,759 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 3: Okay, let me just turn on my halo kind of 145 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,279 acts as a ring light here. Let's do it for 146 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:13,279 the gram. Everybody say for the gram, for the gram, 147 00:06:13,519 --> 00:06:16,160 for the gram. Share that picture with all the Gramma's 148 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,600 in heaven with all the grams. 149 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:22,279 Speaker 1: Angelo, what are you down here studying? Exactly? Are you? 150 00:06:22,319 --> 00:06:24,720 I mean, I notice you don't have wings? Are you 151 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:27,199 trying to earn your wings or where are your wings? 152 00:06:27,319 --> 00:06:29,879 Speaker 3: Yeah? So I haven't earned my wings yet. So every 153 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,279 angel who wants to earn their wings has to go 154 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,560 through a foreign exchangel program. So I'm down here. I'm 155 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,319 majoring in Noah's architecture and that's basically how to build 156 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,399 a boat that will sustain for at least one hundred days. 157 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,439 So that's what I'm down here. I'm down to you 158 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,240 kind of you know, get the feel, get the vibe, 159 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:47,240 learn how to craft and. 160 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:51,040 Speaker 1: Build nice nice So what's all that business about? 161 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:53,240 Speaker 2: You know, every time a bell rings, an angel gets 162 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,199 its wings? Did that just not work out? 163 00:06:55,879 --> 00:06:58,399 Speaker 3: See? So that's a little bit outdated. So between the 164 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:02,160 years zero and I thirty five, it was basically like, 165 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,240 oh boy, had to explain this. Have you guys ever 166 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:06,480 been to Long John Silver's? You know, I leave along 167 00:07:06,519 --> 00:07:08,959 John Silvers and they have a bell where it says 168 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,319 like if we did a good job, ring the bell 169 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:13,959 and everybody rings the bell. You know when you used 170 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:15,519 to die and go to heaven, what you would do 171 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:17,519 is just ring a bell and poof, you got your wings. 172 00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:20,240 So there's no sort of like nobody's sort of checking 173 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,120 to make sure you were supposed to be there. There's 174 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,399 no list, you know, with Saint Peter and all that. 175 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,160 So they've tightened up security a little bit after five 176 00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:29,000 twenty five, and we all know what went down then, 177 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,680 just security got a little bit tighter. So and even 178 00:07:32,759 --> 00:07:34,480 friends used to be able to visit you in the 179 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,360 gates of Heaven, you know, even if your friend went 180 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,560 to purgatory or Hell, they could still visit you in 181 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,720 that sort of gated area, go to the food court 182 00:07:40,759 --> 00:07:43,480 and everything. But now unless you're going to Heaven, you 183 00:07:43,519 --> 00:07:46,319 can't even get near the gate. So things have changed. 184 00:07:46,519 --> 00:07:49,079 Speaker 2: I imagine once the church bells really took off, you know, 185 00:07:49,079 --> 00:07:52,160 in popularity, there was dudes walking around with like twenty 186 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,040 pairs of wings, you know, and they're I was getting 187 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:54,680 out hand. 188 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,199 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So many people would overdo 189 00:07:57,279 --> 00:07:59,480 it and then they just look like freaks. Speaking of freaks, 190 00:07:59,519 --> 00:08:01,879 I saw so many spiders here with human legs. Is 191 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,240 that a thing? Is that like a local creature? Yeah? 192 00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:07,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're actually humans with spider bodies. 193 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,079 Speaker 3: Oh okay, I must be stupid. 194 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 1: Sorry, no, no, I had the same mistake whenever I 195 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,680 learned Oh yeah. 196 00:08:13,439 --> 00:08:17,199 Speaker 3: So I have this alexia. But for my eyes. I'm 197 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:21,279 joking you goofs Gubers, Well. 198 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,399 Speaker 2: You are quite pleasant. But to explain the Man Spider thing, 199 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,439 I became a fan of Spider Man, and then I 200 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,720 just you know, started turning in all of my old 201 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:32,600 slaves into Spider people. And it just didn't you know, 202 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,919 it wasn't the same as the Sam Raimi movie. 203 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:37,399 Speaker 1: And then so I guess how often do angels like 204 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,360 visit Hell? You have to come down to Hell? Are 205 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,919 there other I guess after life places you could visit? 206 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,559 Speaker 3: There's a few afterlife places. So there's sort of a 207 00:08:44,919 --> 00:08:46,759 list that God gives out and he says, you know, 208 00:08:46,879 --> 00:08:49,039 here's the here's the places we can go, and you know, 209 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,759 he'll tape it off onto a locker and all the 210 00:08:50,799 --> 00:08:52,720 angels will crowd around and be like, where are we going? 211 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:57,440 Where we're going? So it's basically Hell, Purgatory, Zion National 212 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:02,000 Park in Utah, and Paris. So I went to Paris 213 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,120 last year and did you know that in winter the 214 00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:05,879 Eiffel Tower shrinks six inches. 215 00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:08,840 Speaker 2: It's not the only one that shrinks in the winter. 216 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:13,960 Speaker 3: So, yeah, I've been everywhere else and and Hell was 217 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,000 the last place on my list. So I thought to 218 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:18,559 come down here and you know, learn about Noah's architecture 219 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,759 and get a feel. So what, oh, can I I 220 00:09:20,799 --> 00:09:24,879 have so many questions? What is the biggest export of Hell? 221 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 2: Oh, we're mixing it up. Who's asking questions? Is it us? 222 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:33,320 The interviewers? Are you? Well? Our main exports mostly YouTubers, 223 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,399 you know, people that have big personalities, but you know, 224 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,720 really short attention spans, very annoying. You know, we we 225 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,360 we mass produced those guys on. 226 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:46,720 Speaker 3: On so in Heaven. Our biggest import is forgiveness, and 227 00:09:46,799 --> 00:09:49,000 our biggest export has been Satan. 228 00:09:49,399 --> 00:09:52,279 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, not a lot of people know that, but yeah, 229 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,240 down here. Satan tried to keep it hush hush that 230 00:09:54,279 --> 00:09:55,600 you used to be an angel. You know, he doesn't 231 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,960 want that getting out. But I know, I screaming on 232 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:58,679 the streets. 233 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:02,200 Speaker 3: You know. I'm staying at a well, I was going 234 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:05,200 to stay at a hostile because I wanted to travel 235 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,519 on a budget. But then I saw there were some 236 00:10:07,639 --> 00:10:11,120 nice error bnb's where they'll always you know, f something up. 237 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,080 But I ended up staying at a local mote Hell 238 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,559 six x six and I just have to say, like, 239 00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:21,320 the food is so interesting and the service is non existent. 240 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:26,720 It is a g D blast can you curse in heaven? Well? 241 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,519 G D in heaven stands for giant dog, so we know. 242 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:31,799 And Hell there's is it cerebus? Yes? 243 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,840 Speaker 2: Servers, yes, service. 244 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,120 Speaker 3: I always confuse that dog from Hell with the three 245 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,399 heads and then the computer from the X Men. I 246 00:10:37,399 --> 00:10:38,399 always mix them up. 247 00:10:39,159 --> 00:10:42,080 Speaker 1: So you mentioned your biggest import being forgiveness? Do you 248 00:10:42,159 --> 00:10:44,159 have any of that with you right now? That I could? 249 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:46,480 Speaker 2: Okay? 250 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:50,759 Speaker 3: Sorry, I mean I'll answer. Every angel it travels does 251 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:54,440 get three forgiveness tokens, So I have that. And then 252 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,360 I also brought some food from heaven if anybody wants 253 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,240 to try some. Let's see when I brought here. I 254 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:02,840 have some ambro, I have some hair pasta and some 255 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,519 food cake. So if anybody wants to try anything, we 256 00:11:05,519 --> 00:11:07,559 can do sort of a exchange of cultures. 257 00:11:08,159 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would love to try some of it. 258 00:11:10,279 --> 00:11:12,919 I don't have any food, certainly, not any hair postsa. 259 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:13,480 I have hair. 260 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,759 Speaker 3: Okay, well, are you an angel? 261 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,799 Speaker 2: No? No, he's In fact. 262 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,360 Speaker 3: If you're an angel and you cut your hair, it's 263 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,919 automatically food, which is pretty pretty nice, pretty convenient carbs though, 264 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:23,399 am I right? 265 00:11:23,759 --> 00:11:24,320 Speaker 1: Yeah? 266 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,480 Speaker 2: Unfortunately the only thing that I have to present to 267 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,799 you is a Devil's food cake. 268 00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:30,840 Speaker 3: Oh oh, and is that glaze? Does that come? 269 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:31,759 Speaker 2: Yeah? It is? 270 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,440 Speaker 1: It is, Yeah, fresh fresh batcha he makes it himself, 271 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:36,200 homemade family recipe. 272 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,240 Speaker 3: I'm gonna pass on that. 273 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,879 Speaker 2: Oh you sure, that's kind offensive? 274 00:11:38,919 --> 00:11:40,120 Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, thank you. 275 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,200 Speaker 1: That's nice to have that option. 276 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,080 Speaker 3: Yeah. Have y'all ever been to purgatory? I mean the 277 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,919 food there is like it's pretty bland. 278 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, water, oatmeal, not seasoned. 279 00:11:48,799 --> 00:11:52,679 Speaker 3: I haven't really gotten out much really, So what kind 280 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,039 of architecture do you have here in Hell? In Heaven? 281 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,879 We have the pearly gates. Used to be the pearl 282 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,960 ish gates. Now they're pearly, which is basically it's like 283 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,519 a balsa wood covered in pearls. That's why it's pear lee. 284 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,360 But we are trying to reevent things. I am trying 285 00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,279 to you know, I have a petition going to try 286 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,240 and make them just pearl gates, so that they are 287 00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:12,600 fully made of pearl because we have so many people 288 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,559 bite them, you know, trying to get in and just 289 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,799 have some fun. It's a good picture. But what are 290 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,480 some features of Hell's do you have? Like slag mites? 291 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,559 Slag tights. What's going on? 292 00:12:20,519 --> 00:12:23,080 Speaker 2: We got all the slags, you know. We also have 293 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:25,759 you know, anything that you approach and you feel like 294 00:12:25,799 --> 00:12:28,360 you could get some sort of like tetanus infection from, 295 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,799 you know, we have it down here. 296 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,679 Speaker 1: There are also a lot of mites just oh yeah, 297 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,679 bogs that will you know attack, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 298 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:37,279 Speaker 2: We also like to kind of do some cages filled 299 00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:40,200 with human beings, you know, and those will be like walls, 300 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,279 you know, not a lot of privacy, but boy does 301 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,159 it look good. It really ties the room together. 302 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,720 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I have to ask. I'm so sorry 303 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:49,039 to just sort of like fanboy out obviously, Clayton. I 304 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,000 know you and I think you said your name was Chris, 305 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:54,879 but I just want to know, is Nicholas Cage going 306 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,639 to hell? You just brought up cages and now I'm 307 00:12:57,639 --> 00:12:59,960 freaking out. Leaving Las Vegas is like my favorite movie. 308 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:04,200 Speaker 2: We're still you know, hose crossed because we were still 309 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,399 going to sort out our draft. You know, you guys 310 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,639 might get him, but I'm hoping he's gonna be down here. 311 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,759 Speaker 3: That would be a gd dream if he came up there. 312 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. There's been a lot of a 313 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,440 debate because you know, originally you know, it was an 314 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,399 angel in the City of Angels, but then also then 315 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,840 sold to Soul for a ghostwriter, so it's kind of 316 00:13:19,879 --> 00:13:22,120 like a in between things. Both sides kind of have 317 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,159 custody God. 318 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,320 Speaker 3: You know, it is weird because I don't know if 319 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,320 you all know this, but Los Angeles is technically part 320 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,559 of Heaven. It is third Heaven, so I live in 321 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,879 seventh Heaven. There is third Heaven, which is like Los 322 00:13:33,919 --> 00:13:36,279 Angeles and Sodona in a few other places. But it 323 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,519 is always interesting for people to not even know that 324 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:41,320 they're actually living in a section of Heaven and then 325 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,480 be so debauchrous. So it's kind of a test. We 326 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:45,360 you know, God put Los Angeles on Earth as a 327 00:13:45,399 --> 00:13:47,399 test to sort of see how people would behave when 328 00:13:47,399 --> 00:13:51,360 they have perfect weather and drugs and a high rent. 329 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,440 So it is it is just interesting. Not too sorry 330 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,639 to not to harp on the subject. Sorry angel joke. 331 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,879 But speaking of the architecture here, is there any sort 332 00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:02,600 of weak points in terms of like I don't know, 333 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,639 like anything you need to rebuild because it's starting to 334 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:06,039 falter or starting to crumble. 335 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 2: There's a bit of a leak you know, going on 336 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,200 in the Fifth Ring of Hell. But I mean I don't. 337 00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:12,519 I don't know why you need to know that. It's 338 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,039 kind of weird. 339 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,440 Speaker 1: I mean, well, that's one of the things that Clayton, 340 00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:18,000 you know, if he's elected, one of his campaign promises, 341 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,720 you know, he wants to rebuild some of the walls 342 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,679 of the Fifth Ring. 343 00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:24,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, walls are a really big part of my campaign. 344 00:14:24,679 --> 00:14:27,080 I don't know why people love them, but people want walls. 345 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,759 Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, sorry, let me just jot this down 346 00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:32,840 in my field once here ring what. 347 00:14:32,799 --> 00:14:34,639 Speaker 2: Else he got written down there? Just out of curiosity. 348 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,679 Speaker 3: Let's see here, I have the word hubris and that's 349 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,759 scratched out just to make sure I don't indulge in that. 350 00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:44,159 Uh what else do I have? Well, I am studying 351 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,799 for the act and that's how I kind of get 352 00:14:46,799 --> 00:14:50,320 my wings. And that is the Angel Comprehension test. So typically, 353 00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:51,799 like I said, it used to be you just ring 354 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,679 a bell and you got your wings, easy peasy. But 355 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,840 now you're given ten questions. It's a written test and 356 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,399 for every question you are giving a scenario and you 357 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,039 just have to answer what would Jesus do? So if 358 00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:04,480 you answer all ten right then you know, bingo bengo, 359 00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:06,519 you get your wings and you're off to the races. 360 00:15:06,559 --> 00:15:08,679 So that is that's sort of what I'm studying for 361 00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:09,600 at all times. 362 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,840 Speaker 1: Have you gotten to meet Jesus? Is he pretty No? 363 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 3: I have not yet. Like I said, I am studying 364 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,639 Noah's architecture, and I have met Noah. His class was 365 00:15:18,679 --> 00:15:21,399 pretty tough. He gives two of every test, which is 366 00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:24,759 in my opinion, a little wonky. But by guns beat 367 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,320 by guns. Oh you know something funny. And speaking of 368 00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:30,279 what I've seen in architecture, I have hidden down on 369 00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:32,440 my field nuns here that all the urinals here are 370 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,200 covered in blood. 371 00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:37,159 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's that's pretty common. Yeah, it's very very 372 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,639 normal for you to have multiple sdis and for it 373 00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:41,600 to just oh like hell yeah. 374 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 1: I will say this though sometimes it isn't inherently just 375 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:48,399 people peeing blood. It Sometimes people's anuses are already bleeding 376 00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:50,240 and they sit on the urinals because there's not a 377 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,240 lot of chairs, and the chairs that are there typically 378 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:57,279 you're electrics. There's always some sort of gimmick to the chairs. 379 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,159 Speaker 3: You know, gotch Yeah, currently I'm sitting on a pitchfork 380 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:01,399 and boys Mayana is tired. 381 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that was by design. That's how we do 382 00:16:04,679 --> 00:16:06,600 things down now. You know, even your bed it's a 383 00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:07,720 it's a gayoteen, you know. 384 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,320 Speaker 1: Oh so angela on the subject of heaven and coming down, 385 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:12,919 did it hurt? 386 00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:16,279 Speaker 3: No, it did not. I fell from heaven, but it is. 387 00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:19,200 It's almost like have you ever been to You're from Earth, 388 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,919 so you've probably been to like an Earth bank. 389 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,080 Speaker 1: Uh huh huh. 390 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,840 Speaker 3: So it's like a pneumatic tube. So basically I just 391 00:16:24,919 --> 00:16:28,120 go into that and shoop, I'm I'm here in less 392 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,000 than a millisecond travel. That's a speed of light. 393 00:16:30,159 --> 00:16:32,679 Speaker 2: So did you come down with like a sucker or 394 00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:33,440 like a dog treat? 395 00:16:33,879 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, we do. We do get dumb dumbs. I have 396 00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:37,600 a mystery flavor. Do you want to know the secret? 397 00:16:37,639 --> 00:16:40,840 It's a pineapple. It's always pineapple, you know, And here's 398 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,279 some inside knowledge from heaven. So us angels, you know, 399 00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:46,279 I've I've had my fair share of being a guardian angel. 400 00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:48,320 So that's something you do, is when you're an angel 401 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,759 and trainy sort of thing. And anytime it's the mystery flavor, 402 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:55,000 the ingredient is pineapple. Anytime somebody says I can't tell 403 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,440 you the secret ingredient because then I don't have to 404 00:16:56,519 --> 00:16:58,879 kill you. The ingredients brown sugar. So that's if you 405 00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:01,039 ever watch the network. We watch a lot of Food 406 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,759 Network in heaven, and so that's what that is. 407 00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:07,000 Speaker 1: So you are a guardian angel. So is there a 408 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,079 lot of like training for that? Are you? Do you 409 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,960 fight for that? Or who are you guarding? 410 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 3: Yeah? So you're basically responsible for someone. So what you 411 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:17,119 do is you basically sit on the right shoulder and 412 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:20,480 you know if they're about to do something irresponsible, you 413 00:17:20,519 --> 00:17:22,799 just kind of whisper in your ear like, hey, come on, 414 00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:25,960 you know better than this, you know. And and then 415 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,640 also as a guardian angel, another thing you are responsible 416 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,279 for is all the descendants of that person. So, Chris, 417 00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:31,960 when did you die? 418 00:17:33,079 --> 00:17:34,599 Speaker 1: Oh about nine months ago? 419 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,079 Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want your life story, So you die 420 00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:40,039 about nine months ago, So basically your guardian angel. What 421 00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:42,279 happens is they take all your deceased relatives that have 422 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:45,880 ever existed, and the guardian angel sort of ushers them 423 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,799 in to watch anytime you masturbate. So that's something we do, 424 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,400 you know, just to sort of shame you so that 425 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,319 you can kind of feel their eyes on you, and 426 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:54,799 we feel like that's the best thing. It's sort of 427 00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:57,279 a passive aggressive technique that we've adopted. 428 00:17:57,519 --> 00:18:00,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't work for me personally, but I felt 429 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,519 the shame, but it didn't stop me. 430 00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:04,880 Speaker 2: Gotcha, gotcha, it never does, Angela. Did you ever run 431 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,960 into a demon or a devil on that person's shoulder, 432 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,079 like on the on the other side, is that ever happened? 433 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,079 What are those interactions? 434 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,960 Speaker 3: Like? It is a little awkward. So sometimes we'll be like, 435 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,319 don't do that, and then a demon will pop up 436 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:17,799 and be like, no, do it faster, or like you know, 437 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,400 pornhub dot com, and then you know, I'm just like, gosh, 438 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,400 you lookers. So we typically lose that battle and we 439 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,960 sort of turned the other cheeks. So yeah, it is 440 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,559 a little a little frustrating. 441 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, we've we've actually chained our demons to turn both 442 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,680 of their cheeks at you. 443 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,039 Speaker 3: Guys. 444 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:35,839 Speaker 2: We're very territorial. I apologize if we've had if you 445 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,519 had any negative experiences with that, but I mean, gotcha. 446 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,599 Speaker 3: Yeah. So you mentioned the Fifth Ring of Hell and 447 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,599 you said there's a leak here. Sorry, what is what's 448 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:50,160 currently leaking? Is that just like blood visceraun. 449 00:18:48,079 --> 00:18:50,359 Speaker 2: A, colum Bee and some lava. Yeah, you know, it's 450 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,880 just we had a attempted to break out not too 451 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:58,880 long ago. They were promptly captured. Their limbs were removed. 452 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:00,000 We took care of the problem. 453 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,559 Speaker 3: But oh yikes, bikes. 454 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, darn yeah, but we're we're we'll patch it ups you. No, 455 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,640 I'm not too worried about it. 456 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:10,599 Speaker 3: Limbs removed? What are they? A tree? Angel? Joke is 457 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,839 we have pretty soft humor. 458 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's pretty typical to try and escape. 459 00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:19,480 I did a lot of it my first few months. 460 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:19,400 Speaker 3: You know. 461 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,559 Speaker 1: And again, any opportunity I get, I I kind of 462 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,519 go for right. 463 00:19:23,799 --> 00:19:25,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, and sorry, have you foun anything that works in 464 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,440 terms of escaping hell or sort of getting in or out? 465 00:19:28,519 --> 00:19:30,359 Is there any anything you found that works? 466 00:19:30,559 --> 00:19:31,599 Speaker 2: Yeah? Christ tell us. 467 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,519 Speaker 1: Getting in, I guess was way easier than I thought. 468 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,079 I mean, honestly, just I just lived my life. I 469 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:39,680 guess I've masturbated too much in front of family. That's 470 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,119 a big one. So yeah, that wasn't my problem. Getting out. 471 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,599 I've tried like floating to the top and then trying 472 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:47,920 to tunnel my way out. 473 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,599 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Where was that? Like the sort of you know, 474 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,599 a gum to your head coordinates. 475 00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:58,039 Speaker 1: Well, word on the street is there's actually a right 476 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:02,039 to the left shore of the by Satan's Mountain. It's 477 00:20:02,039 --> 00:20:04,720 actually a little little shallower there, and so that's your 478 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,279 best bet at getting through and breaking through the surface. 479 00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:10,599 Speaker 2: At least Chris several times over there, you know, he 480 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,440 gives me on my toes, but you know I cut 481 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:12,839 off his. 482 00:20:13,319 --> 00:20:15,079 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, sorry, let me write this down. And you 483 00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:18,319 said that was back into the left Yeah, yeah, JFK, 484 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,839 just freaking, just freaking kidding. He's not heaven. He is 485 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,680 not in heaven. 486 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Speaker 2: You seem really interested in trying to get down here. 487 00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:27,799 I mean, what's there? 488 00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just interested because again this test, so if 489 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000 you know anything about the sort of weaknesses or the 490 00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:36,359 structures you said, cal Um A column B are those 491 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,200 actual columns? 492 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,599 Speaker 2: And hell, you know Angelo, I'm not too comfortable sharing 493 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,160 this kind of information. I mean, you know, technically speaking, 494 00:20:43,279 --> 00:20:45,480 you guys are still are in me, you know, And 495 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,400 then I don't want you guys coming down here and 496 00:20:47,759 --> 00:20:49,119 attacking THO. 497 00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:52,119 Speaker 3: We wouldn't do that. No flaming swords in my pocket. 498 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,119 I'm just trying to earn my wings. I'm just you know, 499 00:20:55,319 --> 00:21:01,920 I'm like a drunk pilot trying to earn my wings. Oh, Clayton, 500 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,400 I should have asked you and your brother, what kind 501 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,480 of powers do you have, like in terms of like strength, 502 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,759 like are you like immortal Hulk or like a regular Hulk, 503 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,200 or like, what's your thing dark wing duck were if 504 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,079 we were if we were to fight, which we won't, 505 00:21:15,279 --> 00:21:17,319 what's your sort of stamina and ranking? 506 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,039 Speaker 2: Well, I guess obviously we both had a lot of firepower. 507 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,920 You know, literally we control fire, gotcha. Yeah, I mean 508 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,519 Satan's just like a hair taller than me. But I 509 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,640 mean we both I'd say we'd equal strength. 510 00:21:28,799 --> 00:21:30,640 Speaker 3: Okay, you know, but is there a place like if 511 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,640 I were to like accidentally kind of flick you with 512 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,920 a finger, you'd go like, ou cheese? Is there a 513 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,480 spot on your body like that? No? Really? Oh okay, 514 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,400 must be nice. 515 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,519 Speaker 1: I mean I don't know if that's entirely true. 516 00:21:41,559 --> 00:21:43,680 Speaker 3: I mean no, sorry, I'm repeating myself the angel motto, 517 00:21:43,799 --> 00:21:44,559 I must be nice. 518 00:21:44,599 --> 00:21:46,599 Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, well, I mean there's been a couple of 519 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,400 encounters where Clayton didn't win against his brother, so yeah, 520 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,720 he definitely I mean what was. 521 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,640 Speaker 3: The argument about, let me sorry, let me get my field. 522 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,559 Speaker 1: Nice. Well, Satan's not too happy that his brother's running 523 00:21:57,599 --> 00:22:00,319 against him in the campaign. Obviously he's not. He doesn't 524 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,079 seem worried, but. 525 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,240 Speaker 3: In sorry campaign. Yeah, so just speak to me like 526 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:04,640 I'm dumb. 527 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:13,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I mean I'm running for president for help. 528 00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:15,640 You know, my brother currently holds the office, and I'm 529 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,519 trying to usurp him. 530 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,839 Speaker 3: So president. Okay, we we based on our knowledge. Satan 531 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:23,279 was the CEO of hel So it's interesting that you've 532 00:22:23,319 --> 00:22:25,759 moved from from less of a business perspective and more 533 00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:27,119 of like a democracy. 534 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,000 Speaker 2: So let me we prefer demonocracy. 535 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,680 Speaker 3: Okay. Do you have any pictures of your brother? Oh 536 00:22:31,759 --> 00:22:33,480 my gosh, can I see some pictures of. 537 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,039 Speaker 1: You know him? 538 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,240 Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I got some over here on my desk. 539 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,400 Don't make let me grow those for you. 540 00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:38,759 Speaker 1: Oh that's us. 541 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:43,720 Speaker 2: Uh, it's visiting the river Dicks. Oh yeah, Mom took 542 00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:45,200 that Lucy Lucy fer. 543 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,720 Speaker 1: Showed the one from hates Giving. 544 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:51,119 Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, here we go, my brother. There's Chris, you 545 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:51,960 know he's Oh. 546 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,119 Speaker 3: Is that hates Giving? Is that a porn ucopia? 547 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:54,599 Speaker 1: Yeah? 548 00:22:54,759 --> 00:22:56,440 Speaker 3: I mean I wouldn't know. I would not. I've just 549 00:22:56,559 --> 00:22:58,359 you know, i've seen people master. 550 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,799 Speaker 1: Sure, sure, yeah, yeah, actually that was a gift from Freud. Freud. 551 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, you look closely. He's actually, uh, you know, banging 552 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,319 my mom in the background of this picture. 553 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,599 Speaker 3: Can I take a picture of that picture? Is that 554 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,559 weird or is that Fun's that's fun? Uh? 555 00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:15,119 Speaker 2: You know, you know, I'll be nice. You know you're 556 00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,720 you're you're new around here. I'm not used to your customs. 557 00:23:17,759 --> 00:23:19,799 But that's yeah, you knock yourself out. 558 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,319 Speaker 3: Oh, thank you so much. Let me just yeah, you 559 00:23:22,559 --> 00:23:25,839 get my ring light on here and snap seas. 560 00:23:26,519 --> 00:23:29,119 Speaker 2: That's a nice camera. That's it's a it's really lovely. 561 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,400 Can I can I take a look at that? 562 00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 3: I prefer you don't but have to be nice? 563 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,359 Speaker 2: No, yeah, you do have to be nice. Yeah, that's 564 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,319 kind of you guys. Roll okay, keep thee Wow, Okay. 565 00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:41,759 You have a lot. 566 00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:44,240 Speaker 3: Of weird pictures, like you know, you mean like the 567 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,200 film song because it's coda chron like the song. 568 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,359 Speaker 2: No, it's like you have like pictures of some of 569 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,000 the I mean a lot of these are. 570 00:23:51,039 --> 00:23:55,440 Speaker 3: Oh don't get these don't forbidden. 571 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:56,799 Speaker 2: Don't you're not supposed to be. 572 00:23:58,559 --> 00:24:02,240 Speaker 3: Fucking camera down, the fucking camera down. Everybody on the ground, 573 00:24:02,279 --> 00:24:02,759 on the ground. 574 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,400 Speaker 2: Whoa, he's got a score gun? What is it? What's 575 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:05,599 in that? 576 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,599 Speaker 3: Oh? What's in this? It's a little h two O 577 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:08,720 holy water? 578 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,000 Speaker 2: Oh no, Chris, Chris, do what he says. Do what 579 00:24:11,039 --> 00:24:12,640 he says, right, I like you. 580 00:24:12,759 --> 00:24:16,119 Speaker 3: I'm Moxie. I'm one of the original ten Angels. What 581 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,799 and my goal is to bust into Hell? 582 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,160 Speaker 2: I thought, how can you angels even participate in It's 583 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,880 be nae. It's like deception and stucking. 584 00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,640 Speaker 3: You hear your fucking self. You sound like a fucking moron. 585 00:24:27,039 --> 00:24:30,480 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, listen, there's no reason we can't get 586 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,039 out of this alive. And I'll just go up to heaven. Okay, 587 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,359 So let's just do what he says. 588 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,279 Speaker 3: You're not going you want to go to heaven? 589 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if that's what you want, if you 590 00:24:38,279 --> 00:24:40,519 if you're gonna force me to yes, I will. 591 00:24:40,759 --> 00:24:41,079 Speaker 2: I will. 592 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,640 Speaker 3: Okay. Oh oh my gosh. All you have to do 593 00:24:43,759 --> 00:24:44,279 was ask. 594 00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:47,559 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, calm down, come down, just don't shoot. Okay. 595 00:24:47,599 --> 00:24:50,640 All right, I've got the blueprints, the secret blue prints 596 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,960 to the Red House where Satan lives right over here. 597 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,519 All right, I'm gonna get him right here. 598 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,240 Speaker 3: What cop, motherfucker, piece of ship. 599 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,519 Speaker 2: He's right, Dens, there's a rounding this place at this moment. 600 00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:05,119 Speaker 3: You're getting geeky fuck. Suck my fucking dick, you piece 601 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,559 of fuck. Oh okay, here's what we're gonna do. One, 602 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,279 I'm gonna shoot you in the fucking knee with my 603 00:25:10,319 --> 00:25:17,200 holy water. Oh so good stings, don't it? And just 604 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,799 like sting, that pain's gonna last for forty eight hours. 605 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,359 It's tantric pain. Motherfucker. 606 00:25:21,759 --> 00:25:23,640 Speaker 2: Oh Chris, you gotta stop him. 607 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,400 Speaker 3: Chris, yeah, Chris, Oh stop me. 608 00:25:25,599 --> 00:25:27,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, we kind of need to do what he says, 609 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,680 you know, because like, man, no. 610 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,160 Speaker 3: He's right, Clayton's right, stop me, stop me. I'm an 611 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,559 ancient angel. What could I possibly Oh help me? 612 00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:37,599 Speaker 1: Okay, I'm trying to help them, you know. I'll do 613 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,039 whatever you want, Like, do you want to take me 614 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,720 as a hostage up to heaven? 615 00:25:41,079 --> 00:25:44,119 Speaker 3: You'll do whatever I want? Yeah, dick between your legs. 616 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,440 Speaker 1: I don't it got cut off? 617 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,960 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, it's no longer on him. 618 00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:48,839 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. 619 00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:51,279 Speaker 1: I haven't earned it, you know, like you haven't earned 620 00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:52,799 your wings. I haven't earned my dick back. Okay, so 621 00:25:52,839 --> 00:25:53,119 that's just. 622 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:57,200 Speaker 3: How I have wings. Let me just oh my god, there. 623 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,079 Speaker 2: Are huge past security. 624 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,359 Speaker 3: So these are like albatross wings are huge as hell, 625 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,079 and I'm very, very powerful, and don't even try anything 626 00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:06,279 on me. 627 00:26:06,319 --> 00:26:08,759 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, Well we can hear that the 628 00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:11,359 demon army is outside. They've surrounded the building. You're not 629 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,440 getting out of here, all right, man? So like, oh on, 630 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,079 they're calling me on my hell phone. Hold on, uh 631 00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,559 huh yeah, no, he's right here, you know he's holy water, 632 00:26:19,759 --> 00:26:22,240 holy water. Yeah, all right, here, he is here. It's 633 00:26:22,279 --> 00:26:22,559 for you. 634 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,680 Speaker 3: What kind of hell you planned to you? Oh? Yeah, 635 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,680 well that makes sense, that makes sense. Hello, who am 636 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,359 I talking to? My name is Moxy m o x 637 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:36,640 I E yes like the soda. Yes, it's going delicious. 638 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,440 My demands now, I see why Kevin spacey plazy people. Okay, 639 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,279 here's what I want. I want to face to face 640 00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:46,039 with Satan. Okay, no iffsands or butts about it, all right? 641 00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:49,440 And I want a pound of Devil's Fooit cake with 642 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,519 the com yes, and I want you to open the 643 00:26:52,519 --> 00:26:54,319 fifth ring of Hell. I want you to knock it down. 644 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,039 I want you to let all the other angels in 645 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,240 and I want a nineteen ninety eight Dodge Durango. I 646 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,440 know they're down here. We have ninety seven and then 647 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,920 it picks backup at ninety nine. We don't have the 648 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,240 ninety eight. I want one of those. 649 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,240 Speaker 1: If you want, do you want me? 650 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,960 Speaker 3: Hold on? Hold on a second? What's that? 651 00:27:11,319 --> 00:27:12,599 Speaker 1: Did he did you want me? 652 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,799 Speaker 3: Do I want you? 653 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,039 Speaker 1: I mean just saying if, because then you could take 654 00:27:16,079 --> 00:27:17,640 me up, and then you can. I always ask. I'm 655 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,039 a good like negotiation tech. 656 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,279 Speaker 3: Okay, give me three reasons why you should go to heaven. 657 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,079 Speaker 1: Well, one, you know I'm a hard worker. Oh, if anything, 658 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:25,920 I worked too hard. 659 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,200 Speaker 3: Oh you know who else was a hard worker, Genghis Khan. 660 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,359 That's funny. I don't remember seeing him in heaven. 661 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,279 Speaker 1: I also, I make really good breakfast. 662 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:34,880 Speaker 3: How good? 663 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:36,039 Speaker 1: It's sinfully good. 664 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,519 Speaker 3: Well, we don't eat sinfully good breakfast. God damn it. Okay, 665 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:43,319 we're on the paleo diet, and and just like your 666 00:27:43,319 --> 00:27:45,279 fucking breakfast, you're scrambling like eggs. 667 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 1: I once met Tom Hanks. 668 00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:49,799 Speaker 3: I what mets you met Tom Hanks? Fuck you? 669 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:50,519 Speaker 2: I did? 670 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,079 Speaker 1: I met him. He was at a bar and I 671 00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:54,119 went up to say hello, and then and then his 672 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,039 people told me to leave bullshit. 673 00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,119 Speaker 3: You know how I know you're lying because Tom Hanks 674 00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,640 is one of us. He's one of the ten Original 675 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,160 angel We got you there, Chris, Sorry, but nice job. Huh. 676 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,359 You know what, Chris, here's the truth of it. Even 677 00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,039 though my wings are fucking huge, right, I can only 678 00:28:08,039 --> 00:28:10,599 carry seventy pounds with these bad boys. So how much 679 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,119 do you weigh? 680 00:28:11,319 --> 00:28:13,720 Speaker 1: I can cut off whatever you need me to to 681 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,079 meet the weight limit. 682 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,960 Speaker 3: Is that right? What if I turned you into a 683 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,759 little fucking dog, then you could go to heaven. Would 684 00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:20,480 you like to live out the rest of your afterlife 685 00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:22,240 is a little dog? Yes? 686 00:28:22,559 --> 00:28:25,880 Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely? I will bark, I will rough, I will 687 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,759 do whatever you want me to. 688 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,759 Speaker 3: Nope, you don't ask for it. Here we go. Huh 689 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,240 little terrier? Huh? Burt is he burping? 690 00:28:35,279 --> 00:28:35,720 Speaker 2: I don't know? 691 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:40,319 Speaker 3: Dogs? Go bark my man? Burt? Oh, he can't even dog? Right? 692 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,359 Speaker 2: Listen, man, I'm very important. Done here. Okay. You know 693 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,839 they're probably gonna go with whatever your demands are because 694 00:28:45,839 --> 00:28:47,279 they don't want me dead, all right. 695 00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:48,519 Speaker 3: So hold on the healthphones. 696 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,880 Speaker 2: Okay, yes, stop bumping me. 697 00:28:51,839 --> 00:28:54,920 Speaker 3: You're not gonna meet my demands. You're fine with me 698 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,839 killing them both Clayton and Chris. I have Chris really 699 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,000 fuck fucked. They said you two are disposable. Fuck. 700 00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:06,599 Speaker 2: I think you talked to the wrong negotiator. That there's 701 00:29:06,599 --> 00:29:07,599 no way that that's possible. 702 00:29:07,759 --> 00:29:09,519 Speaker 3: No, there was two hundred of them on the line, 703 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:10,680 so I talked to all of them. 704 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:15,519 Speaker 2: Boye, boye, Chris, you're not helping man. 705 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,279 Speaker 3: Sorry. Do you have a newspaper that I can roll 706 00:29:17,359 --> 00:29:18,680 up and smack this thing on the nose with? 707 00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:21,200 Speaker 2: No, but I do have this bat if you want 708 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:21,799 that instead. 709 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:27,599 Speaker 3: Oh shit, flew away? Okay, sit, beg beg for your 710 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:32,720 life beg arp arp. Then let me put his head 711 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,599 back to hum and here we go. 712 00:29:35,079 --> 00:29:37,519 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just I don't speak dog, so I 713 00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:38,599 didn't really know what to say. 714 00:29:38,759 --> 00:29:40,599 Speaker 3: You know what this is like a Cassio watch. It's 715 00:29:40,599 --> 00:29:44,119 a waste my fucking time. Okay, I'm leaving here. Okay, Boom, 716 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,839 you have your normal body back, you dick. 717 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:50,119 Speaker 1: Fuck Okay, okay, well so and so now you want 718 00:29:50,119 --> 00:29:51,000 me as your apprentice? 719 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,759 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, hey, link close here, look into the palm 720 00:29:54,759 --> 00:30:02,000 of my hand. Yeah that's angels, bitch, shout out bitch. 721 00:30:02,599 --> 00:30:03,559 Speaker 2: It hurts so bad. 722 00:30:03,759 --> 00:30:05,759 Speaker 3: Look for me in the outfield, peace. 723 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,039 Speaker 2: Chris, think he got away. I can't see. I can't 724 00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:13,160 see anything either, Chris, Chris, we really goofed that up. 725 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,200 I'm pretty sure that they're gonna try to come down 726 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,039 and take over. 727 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,880 Speaker 1: I well, I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 728 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,279 I mean, what do you get away with? Really? 729 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,359 Speaker 2: God? Damn it, chrisy he took my hell phone? Oh? 730 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,559 I feeled around, but I can't feel the devil's stood cake. 731 00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:27,759 I think he took that too. This fresh as bashuld. 732 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:30,319 Speaker 1: Come to god, dang man, what a nice guy. 733 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 2: No, No, I'm just saying. 734 00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:34,960 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if he comes back again, you know, 735 00:30:35,079 --> 00:30:37,440 like maybe if you if he calls you or something, 736 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,880 or you're trying to get ahold of him, let me know. 737 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:39,599 I'll be happy. 738 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:44,480 Speaker 3: Did someone call my name? Oh my god, I'm back again, guy, 739 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,200 and he came back for me. 740 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,599 Speaker 1: I'm right here, I'm right. 741 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,519 Speaker 3: Here, I'm out, motherfuckers. 742 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:55,400 Speaker 1: So does he did not come back for me? He 743 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,400 did not come back for me? 744 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,559 Speaker 2: All right? Well, thanks for listening. Guys, don't trust angels 745 00:31:01,559 --> 00:31:04,160 on your shoulders. They don't wait to masturbate. If you 746 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,000 want to masturbate, make sure you continue to follow this podcast, 747 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,519 tell your friends about us, and then masturbate, you know, 748 00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:11,079 after you do that or before. 749 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:18,759 Speaker 1: All right, Yil Clayton, all right, thank you so much 750 00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:22,000 to Adil Rafie for coming on as Angel A bit 751 00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:24,240 of a party dude. 752 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks so much for having me. 753 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,640 Speaker 1: Well, so I would say I'm a huge fan of 754 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,319 Hello from the Magic Tavern and oh thanks definitely a 755 00:31:31,359 --> 00:31:33,599 podcast that was a big influence on us. So it's 756 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,000 been great having you on. 757 00:31:35,279 --> 00:31:37,640 Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Yeah. I play Chunt the Talking 758 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,240 Badger slash shape Shifter on Hello from the Magic Tavern, 759 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,400 which is an improvised fantasy podcast. If you want to 760 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,200 check that out. You don't have to like D and D. 761 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,960 You don't have to like fantasy where it's very loose, 762 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,200 but it is fully improvised. And I also do a 763 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,920 podcast called Hey, Riddle Riddle, which is me and two 764 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,920 friends trying to solve riddles and lateral thinking problems and 765 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,559 doing improvised scenes along the way, So please check those out. 766 00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,319 Speaker 2: Wait, so on that one, like where do you get 767 00:31:59,359 --> 00:32:01,119 these riddles? Not the ones that are like on the 768 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:02,839 back of newspapers or candy rappers. 769 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:07,000 Speaker 3: Are they we tapies, We get a lot of books, 770 00:32:07,079 --> 00:32:09,279 or we'll look on Reddit or just somewhere on the internet. 771 00:32:09,359 --> 00:32:12,279 So what we discovered is there's basically ten good riddles 772 00:32:12,279 --> 00:32:14,079 and we've done them all in the first couple episodes 773 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,279 and now we're on episode like one oh five. So 774 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,200 riddles is a stretch, but it's fun and engaging to 775 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,000 try and suss out with the answer is. But yeah, 776 00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:22,279 check out hayrid or riddle all. 777 00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:24,519 Speaker 1: Right, and where can we find those on like social 778 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,200 or anywhere you listen to a podcast. 779 00:32:26,359 --> 00:32:28,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, anywhere you listen to podcasts, and then you can 780 00:32:28,359 --> 00:32:31,559 find the podcast or myself on Twitter at addle refi 781 00:32:32,079 --> 00:32:35,079 Hayrid Riddle and at magic tabern I Believe or at 782 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,119 chunt with six t's on Twitter. 783 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,359 Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you so much for coming on. 784 00:32:39,599 --> 00:32:40,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for having me.