Speaker 1: Man, I was full of outrage this weekend when I
Speaker 1: saw the Cowboys announce in the news Dump Faction on
Speaker 1: Friday night, straight up news Dump that Brian Schottenheimer is
Speaker 1: going to be their next coach.
Speaker 2: I hated it so much. And it's not even personal
Speaker 2: against him.
Speaker 1: I know we'll get into it on today's show, but
Speaker 1: it just to me shows that they just did not
Speaker 1: have a plan, because clearly all season long, Jerry acts like, well,
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm sending McCarthy out there in the
Speaker 1: last year of his contract, walking the plank. Then he
Speaker 1: acts upset with the job he's doing, and so you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: he's going to make a change. Then he hugs him
Speaker 1: after they win a couple of meaningless games, and maybe
Speaker 1: he told him he's coming back. So you get to
Speaker 1: the off season you're like, I don't know, is he
Speaker 1: going to keep him? Oh, he won't let the Bears
Speaker 1: interview McCarthy. He's going to keep him, And then can't
Speaker 1: keep him. And then instead of going out and interviewing
Speaker 1: all the legit candidates that all the other teams are
Speaker 1: looking at, which he had already missed the opportunity to
Speaker 1: interview quite a few of those.
Speaker 2: They then bring in Shottenheimer.
Speaker 1: Just because his cubicle was the closest to McCarthy's empty office.
Speaker 3: I don't know what audio KT is or isn't bringing
Speaker 3: to the show later from the press conference, but I
Speaker 3: did hear a clip in which Jerry basically described Schottenheimer
Speaker 3: as a snow globe that Mike McCarthy left behind.
Speaker 2: When he emptied his desk.
Speaker 3: Well, and one good thing Mike did is he left
Speaker 3: a Shottenheimer.
Speaker 2: And then I'm crying again. It's not acting. I cry
Speaker 2: for time of talk.
Speaker 3: So it's so exhausting. I'm so tired of it. It
Speaker 3: all sucks. It's exhausting. It's the same thing over and
Speaker 3: over and over. And the only thing different now is
Speaker 3: Steven's got strange glasses on. That's the only thing that's
Speaker 3: different about it. Just put another he had a laugh
Speaker 3: just like that today.
Speaker 2: Did you hear it him?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: It's just it's just exhausting.
Speaker 1: I had no interest in watching it, didn't care anything
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, I want to got you covered.
Speaker 1: Yes that I knew that Kat would have the highlights
Speaker 1: and fat like. Please understand, I don't dislike Jerry. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that at all.
Speaker 3: He's just full of crap and it's gross and exhausting,
Speaker 3: and I'm tired of it because I like the team
Speaker 3: that he owns like it's not personal, like I don't
Speaker 3: like Jerry. I like Jerry Fine, he just sucks at
Speaker 3: this and he gets up there and he's full of
Speaker 3: crap and it's the same thing over and over and over,
Speaker 3: and I think he thinks that we're buying it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, everybody hates you for this.
Speaker 3: You're a likable guy that everybody hates because of this
Speaker 3: thing that you do, and it sucks and it's exhausting,
Speaker 3: and I'm tired.
Speaker 1: He wanted something that was familiar, something that was convenient,
Speaker 1: somebody he could puppet, and probably someone he could save
Speaker 1: money on in underpay. And not one other team in
Speaker 1: the NFL was considering Schottenheimer for a head coaching position.
Speaker 2: No, no, you yall, what's a background on Brian?
Speaker 5: Because I will say I put a tweet out this
Speaker 5: week that was, like, you know, I kind of hope
Speaker 5: Brian Schottenheimer doesn't have social media because Brian Schottenheimer is
Speaker 5: just a guy who's just coaching Shoty And then he
Speaker 5: get this job and then everyone's like this guy sucks
Speaker 5: without even like knowing him. Mike, So I was like, Okay,
Speaker 5: it's very important let's find out the background of this
Speaker 5: feller because I'm sure he's a nice guy. He's always
Speaker 5: sounded like a nice guy in interviews. We know the
Speaker 5: connection to Marty, his father. Two thousand and one, he
Speaker 5: was the quarterbacks coach for the Washington Redskins. At the time,
Speaker 5: I can say it now, that's racist. Twenty eighth ranked offense.
Speaker 5: That was good enough to get him a promotion to
Speaker 5: the San Diego Chargers to be their quarterback coach. Two
Speaker 5: thousand and two thousand and five the only years of
Speaker 5: Drew Brees's.
Speaker 2: Career where he wasn't performing at a Hall of Fame level. Uh,
Speaker 2: he was a young player.
Speaker 5: Two thousand and six twenty eleven. He was the offensive
Speaker 5: coordinator for the Mark Sanchez Jets.
Speaker 2: In most of those years.
Speaker 3: Back to back AFC Championship game is Kevin Waste some
Speaker 3: of the NFL's best defense with a terrible offense rams
Speaker 3: offensive coordinator twenty twelve to twenty fourteen, they were twenty fifth,
Speaker 3: twenty first, twenty first.
Speaker 5: On offense Georgia. He was the offensive coordinator in twenty
Speaker 5: fifteen and went to college. Talked to a Georgia fan
Speaker 5: this week, He's like he got Mark ricked fired. Mark
Speaker 5: Rick had been there for a long time. They had
Speaker 5: the eighty fifth offense in the nation.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I have two of my best friends are big
Speaker 1: time Georgia guys, and they thought he's one of the
Speaker 1: worst things that ever happened to Georgia, that he was
Speaker 1: so boring and predictable, and the offense sucked with him.
Speaker 5: Indianapolis Colts twenty sixteen twenty seventeen, thirtieth in offense. Seahawks
Speaker 5: eighteen through twenty. Now, that's where it gets tricky, because
Speaker 5: they did have some good offenses, and he and Pete
Speaker 5: Carroll were in a power struggle. The story that I've
Speaker 5: gotten from most of like my Seattle Seahawks followers, is
Speaker 5: that it was more Pete's vault. Pete wanted to run,
Speaker 5: Schottenheimer was actually trying to open it up or whatever.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry you have Seahawks followers, Yeah, plenty interesting they
Speaker 5: did big Seahawks guy, yep, uh not just fall these
Speaker 5: football people, you know. And then the Jaguars thirty second
Speaker 5: in offense with Trevor Lawrence in twenty twenty one. Widespread
Speaker 5: dysfunction that year. No, he comes here as a consultant
Speaker 5: because he couldn't keep an actual coaching job in the
Speaker 5: NFL as a consultant in twenty twenty two, and then
Speaker 5: gets promoted to OC in twenty three twenty four, So
Speaker 5: there you go. Daka likes him. Dak probably doesn't want
Speaker 5: to learn a new offense. He didn't say one thing
Speaker 5: that I'll play for a little bit later. That did
Speaker 5: give me a little hope. But this is not good, dude.
Speaker 5: They could have whatever you think about Cliff Kingsbury. He
Speaker 5: could have came in for an interview this week. You
Speaker 5: could still get Kellen. And I know Cowboys fans don't
Speaker 5: like him, but I think if you just lined it
Speaker 5: up and said this guy or this guy, you'd pick Kellen,
Speaker 5: and you'd pick Cliff, and you'd probably pick McCarthy.
Speaker 2: And I'm saying that I would have kept McCarthy. Jerry
Speaker 2: Bragg doesn't like McCarthy at all.
Speaker 3: Jerry Bragg that he's never been a head coach at
Speaker 3: the age of fifty one.
Speaker 2: Jerry brad about that.
Speaker 5: Jerry also said I don't want to make this about
Speaker 5: me and answered the second question of the press conference
Speaker 5: for ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did see so I did see him say
Speaker 1: people are talking about me saying I'm not willing to
Speaker 1: get outside my comfort zone. He goes, well, I'm hiring
Speaker 1: a guy that has no coaching experience. That makes me
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Like wait, what so smart? What? I don't understand smart?
Speaker 2: It's not good, man, it's good. This is gonna be bad.
Speaker 2: This is campbo.
Speaker 5: This is all these things that we've seen before, and
Speaker 5: it's just in reverse because they're behind. They're behind the game.
Speaker 5: They have been forever. They've always been five or ten
Speaker 5: years behind. And they're going to try to compare him
Speaker 5: to a first time head coach, a young Steven used
Speaker 5: the word a young offensive wizard. But he's also got
Speaker 5: the experience, And I'm like, no, that's not the point. Yeah, no,
Speaker 5: Steven said, we got the young offensive mind that also
Speaker 5: has experience. That's what Steven said at the press conference
Speaker 5: while wearing strange new glasses.
Speaker 2: I know I need to see those glasses. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I seening to one of my favorite podcasts over the weekend.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get as much information about this
Speaker 1: as I could, and it sounded better than it ever has.
Speaker 1: It's called the one star no one star Cowboys podcast.
Speaker 1: Well it's got my shot on it, all right. I
Speaker 1: think I cream. But it sounded better than it's ever sounded.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why. There were something great. It
Speaker 1: sounded great. I just listened to the podcast for the graphic.
Speaker 1: Why weren't you on the podcast? Because this is major news.
Speaker 1: You're on a great cowboys podcast, arguably the best.
Speaker 2: Everyone's saying it. Why weren't you on it? I swat
Speaker 2: in town? What were you doing? I'm I kind of
Speaker 2: thought this would have been wrapped up by now. Did
Speaker 2: you go hat shopping in Vegas? I? Did you go
Speaker 2: hat shopping in Vegas? I like your hat. I had
Speaker 2: a good time. That's a great looking I had a
Speaker 2: great time. Guys. What's on your hand? You ever gone?
Speaker 2: I think it's a hat?
Speaker 5: What's it say?
Speaker 2: Do you see it? Christina? I do see it?
Speaker 6: I complimented it.
Speaker 2: Describe it?
Speaker 6: Yes? Oh I'm sorry. Well it says the killers and
Speaker 6: it looks like a neon light basically, and then it
Speaker 6: has two dice right there to die?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why it looks like the is pooping those die out.
Speaker 2: That's all right with me. Uh. I just like that.
Speaker 2: Vegas is cool.
Speaker 5: And I got to go uh yeah for the weekend
Speaker 5: to see the Killers celebrate the Game Murder trilogy album. Yep,
Speaker 5: Hot Fuss. It was the twenty year anniversary of Hot Fuss.
Speaker 5: And it was one of those weekends you know where
Speaker 5: you sometimes you go and like you're like, oh, well,
Speaker 5: I'm supposed to be here. And I think it happened
Speaker 5: a couple times, had a couple of moments I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm supposed to supposed to be in this town right now.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: And I think it was when I tried to go
Speaker 5: down to Fremont Street and all the streets were blocked
Speaker 5: off because of a huge Trump rally that was happening.
Speaker 5: That was insane. I've never seen so many people on
Speaker 5: both sides. We had people in each other's face, pointing
Speaker 5: at each other. She had protesters too, and I didn't know.
Speaker 5: And the uber driver's like, oh no, I can't turn here.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, what's going on? And he's like,
Speaker 5: Trump is in town, that's what he said. And I
Speaker 5: was like, Okay, well that's great.
Speaker 2: What was that weird? Was that Georgian? What was that accent?
Speaker 2: What was that accent?
Speaker 5: The cab driver's name, Uh huh, that's his name, His
Speaker 5: name Larry something.
Speaker 2: Okay, remind me of the Simpsons. Oh really, which character Homer?
Speaker 2: One of the convenience store ones.
Speaker 6: Trump was in Vegas. I didn't even know who's.
Speaker 2: In Vegas this weekend? Neither, but the streets were he was?
Speaker 6: There?
Speaker 2: Was he? Yeah? He was? And I happened to be
Speaker 2: across the street. Really did you say hi? I didn't know.
Speaker 5: No, but there was a lot of protesting going on,
Speaker 5: and there were a lot of people decked out in
Speaker 5: their gear of their choice.
Speaker 2: Did you storm the casino?
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna sit there and watch. No, I know,
Speaker 5: ex it was so blocked off with it was very militant.
Speaker 5: So they said he shut down the airport in Vegas
Speaker 5: on Saturday, and I was like, way, well, first of all,
Speaker 5: I that's just about any president, Like why are you
Speaker 5: landing at the actual airport. Don't you have a special
Speaker 5: Well usually no, usually.
Speaker 3: Though there's there's there will be private airspaces at a big,
Speaker 3: giant air.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, okay, but what so if if Biden was
Speaker 5: in town with that shut down d f W airport
Speaker 5: for three hours.
Speaker 2: No, that's a hey, everybody, this like number.
Speaker 5: One job to like convenience the people. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 5: delay their flight for three hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not, you know, going through the screening and
Speaker 1: waiting in line, putting his wallet, taking his shoes off.
Speaker 2: He goes full Dale Hansen to starts destroying the airline.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. So there's this a burger place that I
Speaker 2: wanted to go to. Oh I didn't want to go to.
Speaker 2: Who's her idea? Actually?
Speaker 5: And she found it for me. I was like, this
Speaker 5: is great. It looked wonderful, good smash burger. It's a
Speaker 5: place called the hard Hat Lounge. Oky Village. People never
Speaker 5: heard of it. Uh, I mean it was more construction site. Uh,
Speaker 5: we're going for a village. People vibe that's hot and
Speaker 5: I walk in and uh, Rock's not going to look
Speaker 5: at each other like are you hearing this right now?
Speaker 5: And then it's like one of those things where you
Speaker 5: got to pull up Shazam to know you're hearing. And
Speaker 5: on the on the speaker as a song by the
Speaker 5: Shahla DAWs, who are our friends, you know, Paul Shalda
Speaker 5: and his dad Pop. And this may not mean a
Speaker 5: lot to our listeners, but like when you have a
Speaker 5: friend of yours who we all met through skin but
Speaker 5: a guy from Brooklyn then you meet over time. He
Speaker 5: lives here now and his head, but he was in
Speaker 5: this duop group back the day and you go into
Speaker 5: Vegas out of nowhere. The minute you're there, we could
Speaker 5: have gone to another bar, okay, and they wouldn't have
Speaker 5: been playing that song the minute were there. And it
Speaker 5: was just one of those things like we're supposed to
Speaker 5: be here. It was kind of crazy. Burger was effing amazing.
Speaker 2: Best burger I've ever had. Stop like not lying. That's
Speaker 2: Sarah Diippity.
Speaker 3: Saren Dippy is out that word means. I've never known
Speaker 3: what that word meant. No, it means when stuff is
Speaker 3: dripping off of something.
Speaker 1: That's that's Sarah's drippety. Oh all right, have you ever
Speaker 1: been to her sex shop? You don't want to go
Speaker 1: really sticky. It's different than Sarah's Secret. It's Sarah's drippity
Speaker 1: and you'll catch something.
Speaker 2: Which reminds me. I got the intro. Ah, the dripping
Speaker 2: made you think that that's what unt you, I tell
Speaker 2: you that's a great concert.
Speaker 5: Start time, boys, right now, you're right, right, right, right
Speaker 5: right time to do one time.
Speaker 4: With ef it with our show. You're gonna ruling it,
Speaker 4: except with similar sweet pursuing it bundled out shaw shank
Speaker 4: through the sewer, kid, Now what chilling at the eagle? Yeah,
Speaker 4: we're doing it. Three o'clock on the dock. Got a
Speaker 4: habit for my house, a goat status. How it's starting
Speaker 4: to get crattic? Shows that enough multiplied like a rabbit
Speaker 4: two then zone out, crank it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 4: I'm won a.
Speaker 6: Hang out with her friends, rocking it on the radio.
Speaker 2: My money's been talking on the radio. It's time to
Speaker 2: to this fons all we go KT stream up.
Speaker 4: On the baby.
Speaker 2: Okay, now that we've got the Introy out of the way,
Speaker 2: how was the Killers show?
Speaker 5: The show was amazing. And I know, like, if you
Speaker 5: don't like the Killers, that's fine. But it's like celebrating
Speaker 5: an album that came out when I first got my
Speaker 5: driver's license. So a twenty year celebration of that album.
Speaker 5: And they take a little break and then played eight
Speaker 5: to ten more songs. But they're just so effing good
Speaker 5: and it's hard to describe. If you don't like them,
Speaker 5: you don't really care. But if you do like him,
Speaker 5: you might be like. Okay, if you're just neutral on
Speaker 5: that type of music and general, but say, go see
Speaker 5: them and get your ass blown off. It is incredible.
Speaker 2: What's the biggest song on that record? Umm, mister bright Side.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so okay. I thought that was on Sam
Speaker 2: That's the biggest. Yeah, that's the biggest. Okay, my bad,
Speaker 2: we play We played mister Brightside on the Eagle we
Speaker 2: have Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, but uh, Brandon Flowers is one of the best
Speaker 6: front man at front men, I should say I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: I think he's the best I've ever seen now and
Speaker 2: I've seen Mick Jagger.
Speaker 1: Wow, alway, But still say for the listener who has
Speaker 1: not seen him, wy do you say that?
Speaker 5: Because the whole Vegas Showman vibe is there, Like they played, Uh,
Speaker 5: they played a little coda of a song after my
Speaker 5: favorite song of all time all these things I've done
Speaker 5: and hunk of hunk of burning Love. Now, I'm not
Speaker 5: a Elvis like fan or anything, but you're in that
Speaker 5: city and the way they just their stage show and
Speaker 5: this the vibe just and they're from there. They're from
Speaker 5: there and so Vegas. Yeah, and it makes you want
Speaker 5: to go gamble and it's like, I don't know and
Speaker 5: all of that. I like when a band has that
Speaker 5: some type of representation behind them. I guess, Zach, that
Speaker 5: is their identity. Yeah, and that's what the show is.
Speaker 2: The show is NonStop and it's incredible.
Speaker 3: The best front man I ever saw was seventy eight
Speaker 3: year old Jeff Lynn of Yellow where I wasn't one
Speaker 3: hundred percent sure if his guitar was plugged in or not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's still was electric. Who's the worst is
Speaker 1: the guy the ninety one year old guy they're forcing
Speaker 1: the tour?
Speaker 2: What's Valley? I think that's pretty good. Actually, that is
Speaker 2: pretty good. Hey, Sam, when he was younger, he was great.
Speaker 2: The worst is uh craft work guy. No, well they
Speaker 2: just they're robots.
Speaker 3: But the Kevin dude from Tam and Bala, Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: he very much is like, man, I took my shoes off.
Speaker 3: Old you guys like the music, I'm gonna sit here
Speaker 3: and listen to it with you. Yeah, he's not even
Speaker 3: trying to put on a show. Well, we started off
Speaker 3: talking cowboys. We'll get back into cowboys at four to ten,
Speaker 3: don't miss that. We go around the sports and it
Speaker 3: does look like McCarthy's the front runner for that Saints job, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kellen's interviewing for it as well. So it's Kellen
Speaker 2: versus McCarthy again.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: And I would say one of their teams missed the
Speaker 5: playoffs and one is in the Super Bowl. Wait, so
Speaker 5: choose wisely Saints did? Did Jacksonville fill their job?
Speaker 2: Yes? Who took that? Liam Cohen the Bucks? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he got the GM fired and then took the job. Okay. Wow,
Speaker 2: a lot of backstabbing.
Speaker 4: All right.
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