Speaker 1: Wait, why did you watch Top Gun today?
Speaker 2: Because it was on Skinny.
Speaker 3: I hear with ehing with I show, You're gonna ruling it,
Speaker 3: gixcept with similar sweet pursuing.
Speaker 2: It toddled out Shaw shank through the sewer. Kid, Now
Speaker 2: what chilling at day?
Speaker 4: Eagle? Yeah, we're doing it.
Speaker 1: Three o'clock on the Doc.
Speaker 5: Gotta habit for my house a gop status Howard starting
Speaker 5: to get rattic, shows that enough multiplied like a rabbit.
Speaker 2: Tune in, zone out, crank it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 4: I'm onna hang out with her friends, rocking on the radio.
Speaker 4: My going on, boy's bin talking on the radio. It's
Speaker 4: time to to this on all kk estin up, all
Speaker 4: the yes.
Speaker 1: Happy Monday, everybody.
Speaker 6: It's the world famous Ben and Skin Show ninety seven
Speaker 6: point one The Eagle.
Speaker 2: Thank you for making us a part of your daily routine.
Speaker 6: I'm Ben Rogers, joined by my close personal homie since
Speaker 6: nineteen eighty two, born and raised together in Richardson.
Speaker 1: How you doing, Skin, I'm doing damn good, Ben, damn good.
Speaker 6: Thank you for asking you had some yacht rock action
Speaker 6: in your life this weekend, and really in the days
Speaker 6: of leading up to this weekend, then you had lots
Speaker 6: of entertaining NBA basketball.
Speaker 2: I trust you had a good weekend. I had a
Speaker 2: good weekend.
Speaker 6: I want to get into some emotional sports stuff here
Speaker 6: in about fifteen minutes, but there was a good sports action.
Speaker 6: There was good just hanging and drinking. It was kind
Speaker 6: of a weekend where I didn't do a lot of
Speaker 6: anything but just relaxing. We're also joined by the pride
Speaker 6: and joy of the only high school JV baseball team
Speaker 6: for about a good three year stretch there, Kevin kt
Speaker 6: Turner JV.
Speaker 1: My ass, sir, let's go on a week feeling pretty good.
Speaker 1: Really rocked out hard Friday night with Christina at Electric
Speaker 1: six and All Goodman's secretary from Breaking Bad. We had
Speaker 1: a great time. Oh yeah, ye Otina, right time.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: Kind of weird, there's your celebrity of the night. I
Speaker 1: mean we hung out of these six, you know, just
Speaker 1: kind of hanging out with them, them take their stuff
Speaker 1: to their van, and then it's like it's a lady
Speaker 1: from Breaking Bad checking out, didn't she friends with the
Speaker 1: Faran Tello's Yeah, Ryan there, Yeah, yeah, absolutely, that's incredible.
Speaker 1: So good weekend, Oh my god, great week.
Speaker 2: Sounds like it was great.
Speaker 6: Also joining us the Pride and Joy of Well, I
Speaker 6: would say a voatmeal pizza, but there's every band member
Speaker 6: gets equal praise on the show, so we don't show
Speaker 6: too much favoritism. She's from Crandle techs all, she's a
Speaker 6: Pride Joy Voatmeal pizza and they had a show on Sunday.
Speaker 7: Yeah, how to go? Oh it went so great. That
Speaker 7: stage is awesome. Wildflower Festival is just it's always great
Speaker 7: every single year. I felt bad they had to cut
Speaker 7: it a little short yesterday because of the severe storms
Speaker 7: in the area. But it was still fun and a
Speaker 7: lot of people came out. Amber and her dad stopped by.
Speaker 7: It's great to see them. Janito was there anyway. I'm
Speaker 7: not going to list off everyone, but a lot of
Speaker 7: people came out really sweet and it was a.
Speaker 8: Really fun show.
Speaker 2: Hell, yes, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Than you.
Speaker 2: So I went to a birthday party.
Speaker 6: I have a good friend of mine turned forty and
Speaker 6: so her partner through a big birthday shindig for her.
Speaker 6: You hang out forty year olds. Yeah, that's insane and
Speaker 6: it's so young right. Yeah, It's like I don't even
Speaker 6: know anybody under fifty besides KT and Christina. So they
Speaker 6: had this big birthday extravaganza and I went to it,
Speaker 6: and you know, it was some of my closest friends,
Speaker 6: and then a bunch of other friends that I'm friends
Speaker 6: with but not quite as close, and then just people
Speaker 6: that live in the neighborhood. All these different people who
Speaker 6: are the neighborhood people. He said, you don't like what
Speaker 6: were their name? No, No, I like them all.
Speaker 1: I'm selling it.
Speaker 6: And so I had something happen to me that I
Speaker 6: can only imagine is happening to you about every seventeen minutes, skin,
Speaker 6: and that is I'm having a good time, this is going,
Speaker 6: got a drink in my hand, and I'm suddenly talking
Speaker 6: to two friends of mine that I know pretty well
Speaker 6: that are good dudes, and they go, man.
Speaker 2: How about that draft?
Speaker 8: It is so fixed?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, yeah, right.
Speaker 6: And then so I started trying to talk about there
Speaker 6: because because it's fixed, because there's no way they traded,
Speaker 6: they got the number one pick, so the league said, yeah,
Speaker 6: you can have the number one. And it was I
Speaker 6: was like, oh, y'all are doing a bit right. You're
Speaker 6: doing a combo bit on me, and they were like
Speaker 6: very serious and I was like, well, some here, let me,
Speaker 6: I'll give you a little backstory here. Here's kind of
Speaker 6: how we got here here, this is why the trade happened, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 6: And they're like, ahha, but it's fixed though, And I
Speaker 6: couldn't say anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was nothing I could say.
Speaker 9: And I keep running into people that are like, they
Speaker 9: don't want to hear anything else about it. They are
Speaker 9: one hundred convinced that the NBA lottery is fixed, and
Speaker 9: that's why the Mavericks sent Luca to La.
Speaker 6: Here's how I have been dealing with that. Sitting at
Speaker 6: the bar town the brewery you and I are partners
Speaker 6: in on Friday night, a guy that I liked very
Speaker 6: much sat up next to me and went into it's fixed.
Speaker 6: I said, tell me how, We're not going to continue
Speaker 6: with this conversation until you can explain to me how
Speaker 6: it worked.
Speaker 2: Now, it's fixed.
Speaker 6: Every time I start going down that road because I
Speaker 6: bring up what we brought up on the show, the
Speaker 6: Athletic had magicians and all the different sorts of people
Speaker 6: look at it, and I don't know how they could
Speaker 6: possibly fix it. They go because remember when the envelope
Speaker 6: was frozen. Yep, totally different. Explain to me how it's fixed,
Speaker 6: all right, Yeah, and then they can't just go man,
Speaker 6: just you spend all your time figuring out how it's fixed,
Speaker 6: and then get back to me and you can convince me.
Speaker 1: Then the logic on why it would happen mm hmm,
Speaker 1: like that makes more sense than the specifics of how
Speaker 1: it would absolutely.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Skin mentioning Kyrie getting hurt is the big one
Speaker 7: for me. It's like, yeah, obviously Kyrie wouldn't get that
Speaker 7: hurt for us to get in that position, for us.
Speaker 6: To seriously think you should come back with Marjorie Taylor.
Speaker 6: Green told the Jewish Nation to shoot their space laser
Speaker 6: into Kyrie's knee to ensure that he would have the
Speaker 6: a yel to go ahead and.
Speaker 2: Finish the deal.
Speaker 1: Could it have been hacked?
Speaker 6: I mean it's yeah, And as soon as you start
Speaker 6: throwing down that road, but it was like, these are
Speaker 6: friends of mine that I like, you know, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: I gottends, but I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't stop it.
Speaker 6: It was like two freight trains that were out of
Speaker 6: control that could not be stopped.
Speaker 1: I couldn't reel it back. We couldn't have a real conversation.
Speaker 6: You just got to commit to being willing to not
Speaker 6: be liked, you know, because you just got to go
Speaker 6: I don't believe anything you're saying right now, and I'm
Speaker 6: unwilling to have this conversation and I don't care what
Speaker 6: it does to the rest of the evening.
Speaker 2: And they're like, what a sure?
Speaker 6: Yeah, And You're like, man, I love to drink, So
Speaker 6: I'm gonna walk over here and drink and have a
Speaker 6: better conversation.
Speaker 1: Right out with Tom Cruise. Do you think I need to?
Speaker 6: By the way, I think I'll be hanging out with
Speaker 6: Tom Cruise on Thursday.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 6: I don't know for sure, bring him here, they've reached.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't get off on floor three and see all
Speaker 6: that read. I don't know if he's like going to
Speaker 6: get in my car or anything. Heyn why does your
Speaker 6: car smell like that? Well, Tom Cruise, So I don't.
Speaker 6: But there is a chance that Tom Cruise and I
Speaker 6: have very soon become best friends. And I don't know
Speaker 6: how it's going to change my life, but I'm excited
Speaker 6: to see. I'm willing to be a scientologist now, so
Speaker 6: I'm going to Yeah, I'm willing to do some research
Speaker 6: on that. All right, we're off and running. It is
Speaker 6: a Monday. We've got a great show planned for you.
Speaker 6: We've got sports, we've got pop culture, we've got wildlife news,
Speaker 6: we've got music news, we've got weather outrage, we've got
Speaker 6: details on a prison break. This is going to be
Speaker 6: such a fun show. Keep it locked here on the Eagle.
Speaker 6: We're going to be giving away BFD tickets all week long.
Speaker 6: Be listening to the show coming up a little bit
Speaker 6: later in the show, we'll have a chance for you
Speaker 6: to win some BFD tickets. But yeah, we're getting away
Speaker 6: all week because again the show is coming up on Sunday.
Speaker 6: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 3: Track, another edition of things Skin is tracking all right.
Speaker 6: So at the beginning of the show, Ben was talking
Speaker 6: about how he's getting cornered at parties and people are
Speaker 6: just forcing the idea that the NBA is rigged, the
Speaker 6: lottery is rigged on him, and you know, some of
Speaker 6: these things, the stories are just too impossible to believe.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: The Mavericks had a one point eight percent chance of
Speaker 6: getting the number one pick and they've never moved up
Speaker 6: in the lottery, And after a seismic trade that caused
Speaker 6: all these issues and all these stories being written and
Speaker 6: all this money being lost on all this stuff. They
Speaker 6: get the number one pick, so everyone immediately believes it trigged.
Speaker 2: That's fair.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of stories that are too impossible to believe.
Speaker 6: What happened to Shifley for the Winnipeg Jets and how
Speaker 6: it intertwined with the Dallas Stars is borderline unbelievable. Now,
Speaker 6: if you're not following the story, you know the you
Speaker 6: probably saw the Stars one on Saturday night and they're
Speaker 6: advancing and they play on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Here at the American Airlines Center.
Speaker 6: But for me, the story he's one of their best players,
Speaker 6: doesn't The story of how insane this is really begin
Speaker 6: when Jamie Ben Sucker punched him with four minutes to
Speaker 6: go in the middle of a four or nothing blowout.
Speaker 2: That's who he sucker punched.
Speaker 1: That's who he sucker punched.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, So.
Speaker 6: That's why at the if you watch the end of
Speaker 6: the game, and we should just say, the guy lost
Speaker 6: his dad unexpectedly late Friday night and had to play
Speaker 6: in a hockey game, an elimination game, less than twenty
Speaker 6: four hours later.
Speaker 2: How did his dad pass you. I just saw that.
Speaker 2: It was unexpected. I've not seen a pajiet.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen the details on that yet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but anyways, so it's a heated series. They route
Speaker 6: the Stars four nothing with four minutes ago, Ben Sucker
Speaker 6: punches him, doesn't get suspended. Then his dad unexpectedly dies
Speaker 6: out of nowhere, and then within twenty four hours he
Speaker 6: has to go play, and then he scores the first
Speaker 6: goal of the game, Like this is not even you know,
Speaker 6: if you put that's the cliche, if you put it
Speaker 6: in a script, no one would believe it. And then
Speaker 6: he has to with fifteen seconds and left in the game,
Speaker 6: extend out an intentionally triple player to save a breakaway
Speaker 6: with fifteen seconds to go, and then all of his
Speaker 6: teammates feel the pressure of killing a two minute penalty
Speaker 6: to keep their season alive for him, and they're unable
Speaker 6: to do it.
Speaker 1: This is not real life.
Speaker 6: Then he's in the penalty box when they lose, when
Speaker 6: they lose, and they're like coach says, go over there
Speaker 6: and get him, or like they all like he's just
Speaker 6: they get him, and then they line up to do
Speaker 6: the tradition and that hockey's great. Hockey's great. But then
Speaker 6: the first guy to hug him is Jamie Benn. Wow,
Speaker 6: he was and they're there. It felt like two minutes.
Speaker 6: I mean, I know it wasn't, but you're watching this
Speaker 6: going this is.
Speaker 1: Not real life. And ESPN made him the story of
Speaker 1: the game as they show as they should.
Speaker 6: I couldn't believe he was the one that had to
Speaker 6: reach out and what this guy's named steel that it happened.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it's the guy his
Speaker 1: dad died, you know, yeah, he had to do it.
Speaker 1: It's the right hockey play. Oh and did the ref
Speaker 1: official like the guy they have on the analyst, the expert. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like, it's a fifty to fifty call. It's
Speaker 1: the ref's call. I was like, wait, I have a
Speaker 1: take here. Is it a piloty shot or not? Like,
Speaker 1: tell us what it should be.
Speaker 2: I was in a loud bar. I was in a
Speaker 2: loud bar. You heard Messier right?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 6: No, I didn't hear MESSI. I mean I didn't hear it.
Speaker 6: I read about later MESSI. I was like, dude, that's
Speaker 6: a penalty shot. The rules analyst was like, well, it's
Speaker 6: the ref's call. It's the ref's discretion, and I was like, well,
Speaker 6: it's fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: Call, right, which you know, I ended up working out
Speaker 1: that it wasn't a penalty shot.
Speaker 2: But I just I just I thought about that guy.
Speaker 6: All weekend long, and then you know at some point
Speaker 6: he's going to have to have a reckoning. Like you
Speaker 6: can compartmentalize sometimes to go deal with something. But you know,
Speaker 6: when he's loan.
Speaker 1: It's going to catch so good. They were donating money
Speaker 1: to the charities that he supports. Yes, I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: how these hockey fans have it?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 2: They did, and it put.
Speaker 6: Shippy back in the news because remember when Shippy got
Speaker 6: in trouble and all the fans came to his rescue
Speaker 6: and donated to the charity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, good on you hockey people.
Speaker 6: Yep, good on you. Good stuff all right. Coming up
Speaker 6: next to the Hollywood Shuffle? What would you do for
Speaker 6: four billion dollars? We'll discuss next.
Speaker 1: The juicy news. Hot gods come.
Speaker 4: Stay on top in the cheffle.
Speaker 8: Again.
Speaker 1: Pop quiz in thirty seconds or less? Can you tell
Speaker 1: the world who David Geffen is?
Speaker 6: David Geffen is a legendary music executive. He started as
Speaker 6: a music manager for artists in the seventies, a lot
Speaker 6: of like the California Sound, like Jackson Brown and the
Speaker 6: Eagles and people like that. And then he dabbled in
Speaker 6: getting into the music business and failed miserably. And so
Speaker 6: when he recreated himself, he started the record DGC, the
Speaker 6: David Geffen Companies, which was responsible for the band Nirvana,
Speaker 6: for example. So he was a legendary music executive that
Speaker 6: then sold right before the crash of the record business.
Speaker 6: He sold DGC for a ton of money, and then
Speaker 6: I believe at that point he started dream Works with
Speaker 6: Steven Spielberg and somebody else. And he was also one
Speaker 6: of the first openly gay executives in Hollywood. And he
Speaker 6: was early on a big you know, supporter of age
Speaker 6: related charity.
Speaker 1: He's eighty two.
Speaker 6: Now there's a really good documentary about him on Netflix.
Speaker 2: I think it's on one of the things. Well, he's
Speaker 2: a legendary guy that goes back to the late sixties.
Speaker 1: This story is weird, how sometimes something's fall in your lap.
Speaker 1: Because yesterday I was I had a bit of a drive.
Speaker 1: I went to my niece's birthday party yesterday, she's two.
Speaker 1: It was Bluey themed of course tell you.
Speaker 12: So.
Speaker 1: I was listening to Conan's podcast and Conan had John
Speaker 1: Mulaney on and they are discussing this.
Speaker 11: Okay, my favorite part of the Eagles documentary is I
Speaker 11: think they realized that David Geffen is kind of taking
Speaker 11: advantage of them, and they unbelievably the way the documentary
Speaker 11: lays out, if you watch the Eagles documentary and you
Speaker 11: do not have to be an Eagles fan who love
Speaker 11: the Eagles documentary, yeah, you just have to have some time.
Speaker 11: So they have different Eagles talking about getting together, and
Speaker 11: then they meet David Geffen and then David Geffen says, oh, they.
Speaker 2: Were the best.
Speaker 1: They're fantastic.
Speaker 11: They were amazing. I knew right away. And then they
Speaker 11: all start working together. Everything's great, and then some of
Speaker 11: them on cameras start to say, yeah, but then we thought,
Speaker 11: maybe this deal, maybe David Geffen's getting a lot of money.
Speaker 11: And they cut to David Geff and he went, ah,
Speaker 11: musicians are in grades.
Speaker 1: I think in the same Yeah. They go from Don
Speaker 1: Henley talking to Geff and he goes, he's a malcontent,
Speaker 1: He's always been a MalCon.
Speaker 11: Then they all go their separate ways from David Geffen.
Speaker 11: The Eagles break up, then they're all on their own
Speaker 11: and Henley says, you know, I bump into David Geffen
Speaker 11: and I'm thinking, what was that all about. Let's get
Speaker 11: back together again. And then they cut to Geffen and
Speaker 11: he's like, I knew Henley he was the voice.
Speaker 2: And he was so magical and he could do no wrong.
Speaker 11: And then they start working together for a little bit
Speaker 11: and Don Henley goes, yeah, and then I started to
Speaker 11: notice that, you know, my socks were missing and my
Speaker 11: wife was missing.
Speaker 1: And then they cut to him. He goes, come out.
Speaker 1: He's always going to be about basically wherever the wind's blowing.
Speaker 1: David Geffen's like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's there's a rumor that the Carly Simon song
Speaker 6: You're So Vain is about David.
Speaker 1: Geffan, Okay, that's that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I pull out my laptop last night to do
Speaker 1: a little bit of work for the show, and on
Speaker 1: TMS with the Top Stories is eighty two year old
Speaker 1: billionaire David Geffen has followed for divorce from David Armstrong.
Speaker 1: David Armstrong is thirty two years old. Oh my, I
Speaker 1: like this and there is no prenup. Oh so David
Speaker 1: Geffen of nine billion dollars net worth and his thirty
Speaker 1: two year old husband and you. There's a picture that
Speaker 1: I showed to Ben earlier. I was like, does this
Speaker 1: look like a good couple to you?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: It's shocking. Thirty two year old hot guy.
Speaker 6: It looks like it's his blood boy, it is so crazy,
Speaker 6: it looks like a model. And then Geffen looks like,
Speaker 6: I don't know Darth Vader with his helmet off.
Speaker 2: Hey, a little bitty guy.
Speaker 6: Now tell us the profession of the thirty two year
Speaker 6: old dancer, go go.
Speaker 8: Dance billy for him? Okay? Is that the same age
Speaker 8: difference as Belichick?
Speaker 2: And he's not quiet, but it's close.
Speaker 1: It's a good point. Twenty four to seventy three, Yes,
Speaker 1: fifty years.
Speaker 6: I think that young hot male, go go dancer is
Speaker 6: entitled to half of Geffen's fortunes.
Speaker 2: Four and a half billion. And I started thinking, what
Speaker 2: would you do for four and a half billion dollars?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I should you be willing to marry and sleep with
Speaker 6: David Geffen for two years?
Speaker 2: I wore and a half billion dollars.
Speaker 6: I would have the most disgusting sex with anything alive.
Speaker 2: No matter what that creature is.
Speaker 6: For four and a half billion dollars creature, I don't
Speaker 6: care if you do a sea urchin.
Speaker 2: I need you to live with this alien for two years.
Speaker 2: Let you use my fist. Hey, what for all the money?
Speaker 2: I'm fisted?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, so much money? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well he played the drop and she said what
Speaker 2: said it?
Speaker 6: I didn't say it within the context of your saying
Speaker 6: what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: She's dangerous in there today. They were retired for fifteen years,
Speaker 1: so all his money comes from stocks and stuff. So
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm ready to to you, really, what
Speaker 1: are we going through a divorce for? Definitely doesn't think
Speaker 1: it's David Geffen's call here, dude, think about this.
Speaker 2: He has sold two major media companies.
Speaker 6: When you're talking about Geffen companies the record label and
Speaker 6: dream Works the movie studio. He's been involved in the
Speaker 6: cell of two major entities.
Speaker 2: I mean he is. He is literally made of money.
Speaker 1: It's insane. So would you have, yes, the gay intercourse
Speaker 1: with the man fifty years older than you?
Speaker 6: Man for four Well, now for me and Ben it's
Speaker 6: one hundred year old guy.
Speaker 2: I would do it, you know what, I'd do it?
Speaker 2: For one hundred million.
Speaker 6: I'm good. I don't even need the other billions.
Speaker 1: How much? How often per week do you have to
Speaker 1: do it? Eh? Three four times a week?
Speaker 7: I would fake it, man, one hundred year old guy
Speaker 7: has that energy.
Speaker 1: You have it every day.
Speaker 6: Based on my marital experience, it'd be once per year,
Speaker 6: so it wouldn't you're really really talking about twice.
Speaker 1: But what if Geffen's demanding it for your for your payday?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: Could you even get it going? How do you even
Speaker 1: get it going? You're not attracted to that man, it's
Speaker 1: on him.
Speaker 2: I don't even need to get it going. Just blindfolded
Speaker 2: and give me my money you.
Speaker 1: Have, But he's not gonna like it coming in.
Speaker 2: Well, then he's gonna have to divorce me.
Speaker 1: Soldier.
Speaker 6: I definitely don't. I really don't think I could do it.
Speaker 6: I also don't think i'd float his boat. Man, I
Speaker 6: don't know if I get him there.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: All right, that is the Hollywood shovel coming up next
Speaker 6: in the Audio bubble Bath in just over three minutes.
Speaker 2: You don't want to miss this.
Speaker 6: Joy Taylor is back in the news and it involves
Speaker 6: her take on prostitution.
Speaker 2: You don't want to miss this. It's next, right.
Speaker 1: Joy Taylor is a media personality. She used to do
Speaker 1: radio in you know, Miami, and she he's on FS
Speaker 1: one for a long time. She's the brother of the
Speaker 1: sister of former A Dolphins DEFENSEI VN Jason Taylor. And
Speaker 1: she's got been in some involved in some lawsuits. There's
Speaker 1: been a lot of stuff going. She's been in the
Speaker 1: news a lot lately. She's got tons of platforms though,
Speaker 1: and on one of her podcasts she said this.
Speaker 12: I think that male loneliness is a massive problem.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I think non getting male lonelies.
Speaker 1: That's pea getting Okay, non pea getting.
Speaker 12: Non getting male lonelies are deteriorating society.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a massive problem.
Speaker 2: What do you think that one.
Speaker 12: I think we should legalize prostitution.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 12: I have been standing on this for decades and I
Speaker 12: think that the prostitution should be legalized. Okay, they will
Speaker 12: never do this, but that I think would make it.
Speaker 1: It would be a massive solve. Then and skinned Pole
Speaker 1: question of the day on this Monday. Should prostitution be legal?
Speaker 1: I think absolutely it should. So it's complicated. I mean,
Speaker 1: I hate to be a rational bird.
Speaker 6: But I can see arguments for both sides because it
Speaker 6: leads to so much human trafficking and miners and you know,
Speaker 6: which is so terrible.
Speaker 2: I don't know how that would impact it.
Speaker 6: The concept behind it, whether or not it's true, is
Speaker 6: that all of that exists because of the black market.
Speaker 6: The concept behind it is that if you made it
Speaker 6: legal and regulated it, you could cut down on that.
Speaker 6: For example, heroin will never be legal, we know that,
Speaker 6: but the idea is that can you. So one of
Speaker 6: the things that led to the rise of the Mafia
Speaker 6: was alcohol being illegal. Like when you watch every movie
Speaker 6: about the Mafia in the thirties and forties, they're trafficking
Speaker 6: alcohol because it was illegal. So it creates a black market.
Speaker 6: So the idea is that it was legalized and regulated.
Speaker 6: And there's all these like been an ideal with this
Speaker 6: with Rollertown beer Works or certain things we can't say
Speaker 6: on the air because it's regulated.
Speaker 2: So the idea is that if you had something that
Speaker 2: by the way, that's a brewer invested in.
Speaker 6: Yes, if you had the concept of something is a
Speaker 6: quote unquote vice gambling, alcohol, drugs, I mean, I think
Speaker 6: you could even argue in some cases food right, if
Speaker 6: something is a vice, then you regulate it. The idea
Speaker 6: is that you can get something a little more under control.
Speaker 6: And so there was time when there was prostitution, but
Speaker 6: it was wild West, and so there was a rise
Speaker 6: of STDs. But if you had it regulated out of
Speaker 6: like it is legal in what is it in Vegas?
Speaker 2: Where it's like, what's the name of that town where
Speaker 2: the cat ranch or whatever?
Speaker 6: It's right, the place you go to is Bangkok though
Speaker 6: that's like another side of the that's unregulated, that's wild But
Speaker 6: the idea is that if you regulate it, then you
Speaker 6: could cut down on STDs, you could cut down on trafficking,
Speaker 6: and you could talk about what Joy Taylor's talking about,
Speaker 6: which is having people have a place to go. She's
Speaker 6: saying their loneliness manifests itself in the form of violence
Speaker 6: and things like as sooner your take.
Speaker 7: I was just trying to remember that ranch. I think
Speaker 7: it's the Bunny, some funny ranch like that. I was
Speaker 7: the one who remembers that.
Speaker 2: But outside of Vegas, I know you're talking to a
Speaker 2: different time.
Speaker 7: Or it could go the opposite way though, like it
Speaker 7: could make all those things worse if you legalize it. Right,
Speaker 7: because people are trying to make a ton of money
Speaker 7: because they know it's a good market, so they're just
Speaker 7: grabbing women wherever they find them.
Speaker 6: Well, if it's regulated, they're not going to have people trafficked,
Speaker 6: like the idea you have trafficking now because it's unregulating.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I get that, but I just could go the
Speaker 8: other way.
Speaker 1: I would need to know more about the crevices of
Speaker 1: an industry before I had an opinion. So props to
Speaker 1: you off for having a heart opinion.
Speaker 2: I don't have a hard opinion, Thank you, Kevin.
Speaker 6: Coming up next, a deadly be attack in Texas, and
Speaker 6: that's gonna be a good tease forever.
Speaker 2: That's next.
Speaker 3: Wild Life, wild Life.
Speaker 1: A town in uh I would call it West Texas
Speaker 1: called Eastland, which is strange. But in Eastland, there was
Speaker 1: a guy who was doing some mowing around this abandoned
Speaker 1: house and I guess maybe he's just kind of keeping
Speaker 1: the grass down out there, right. Well, then he works
Speaker 1: up some bees, right, so he's like, oh crap freaking
Speaker 1: out here. He then takes off running, gets into his
Speaker 1: pickup truck, drives off. So as he's driving off because
Speaker 1: the bees were chasing him, gets in his truck and
Speaker 1: he ends up crashing into someone's front yard. They're like
Speaker 1: freaking out. They call nine one one, They don't really
Speaker 1: know what to do. By the time the ambulance gets there,
Speaker 1: the guy is dead. For the bees on him still
Speaker 1: like in his car.
Speaker 6: Like what caused him to wreck into a house after
Speaker 6: he'd already escaped from the bees and was in a vehicle.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm assuming is like the bees, a few
Speaker 1: guys in there, at least bees in his pants. Hey man,
Speaker 1: I respect human life.
Speaker 2: When you're on a date.
Speaker 1: What was he doing to get the bees all pissed off? Yep?
Speaker 2: Did he mow over their hive?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Maybe you know. I've got a couple of old
Speaker 1: tea posts in my backyard that are basically there for
Speaker 1: like the house built in the sixties. You have a
Speaker 1: clothes line dry some shirts, which I you know, honestly,
Speaker 1: probably better than hanging them up over on the shower
Speaker 1: and letting your clothes trags. I don't want to shrink
Speaker 1: my shirts and in those in the summertime, in those
Speaker 1: tea posts, boy, the bees, I mean once or twice
Speaker 1: a year, I have to go through uh with the
Speaker 1: bee killer and go spray in those holes, which kind
Speaker 1: of fun to do.
Speaker 2: Did you get home k so much? Did you guys
Speaker 2: know that te posts could sing without auto tune? Have
Speaker 2: you ever heard of wrong Guy? Wrong Guy?
Speaker 1: Fascinating that we learned, but he didn't have to rely
Speaker 1: on that technology.
Speaker 2: Your life has changed in so many magical ways.
Speaker 6: You're so domesticated now, KT, and it's like you're doing
Speaker 6: so much yard work, and you're so proud of the yard,
Speaker 6: and you're always out there tinkering and stuff. Do you
Speaker 6: have like a do you have like a handyman area
Speaker 6: in your garage?
Speaker 1: No, it's whatever's in the garage is handyman area.
Speaker 2: Okay, that doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 1: Interesting thing going on with my sprinkler system. Oh this
Speaker 1: is great. I'm dying to hear this. Please no so,
Speaker 1: but imagine that the chaos of a truck just off
Speaker 1: road and crashes and then stops. Was he allergic to bees?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're still waiting to find out. I'm
Speaker 1: wondering if he had a heart attack too, a combination
Speaker 1: of the beasting into the heart attack.
Speaker 2: It's just I'm trying to so he's whose yard was
Speaker 2: he mowing?
Speaker 1: Do we know. We don't know, because they did show
Speaker 1: the house and the news story that I watched the
Speaker 1: house was abandoned, so maybe he was just knocking it down,
Speaker 1: good Samaritan type stuff, or maybe it was his land
Speaker 1: he owned. I'm not sure.
Speaker 6: It does seem weird that you would be like, there's bees,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna run in my truck and drive off.
Speaker 1: Well, if there's that many bees, though, I won't speak
Speaker 1: on this because I've never been attacked by a swarm of.
Speaker 6: Bees, right, and there are there are, There are certain
Speaker 6: I don't know their bees or wasp or whatever. But
Speaker 6: when you attack one, they send the distress call to
Speaker 6: the others, and then they all come after you.
Speaker 1: Because they all got one sting in them. They got
Speaker 1: one sting their entire life, so they're saving it. And
Speaker 1: if one is in trouble, they all come because one
Speaker 1: guy's gonna go fix it, but he's gonna die and
Speaker 1: fix that, so they all have to come together.
Speaker 6: It sounds like the end of that Avengers movie. It
Speaker 6: is very much in a simple situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In fact, I am looking forward to the Jerry Seinfeld
Speaker 1: bee movie that's based on the Avengers. Oh, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be great. I'm gonna go watch it at the theater
Speaker 1: with Tom Cruise and Larry King.
Speaker 2: All right, Kevin, thank you for your incredible reporting.
Speaker 1: I guess not Larry King.
Speaker 2: Great work.
Speaker 6: Oh he's just finding out Larry King is dead. Coming
Speaker 6: up next, and just over three minutes, we go around
Speaker 6: the sports. We now know who is in the NBA Finals.
Speaker 6: What does that tell us or not the NBA Finals,
Speaker 6: the Conference finals? What does that tell us about the
Speaker 6: Mavericks and the way they're constructing the new version of
Speaker 6: their team. We'll discuss next right here. Just over three
Speaker 6: minutes on ninety seven point one, the Eagles shout out
Speaker 6: to Nadia. She's probably our best six year old listener.
Speaker 6: She gets in the car and she wants to crank
Speaker 6: up the Ben and Skin show. I'm sure she loved
Speaker 6: that David Geffen segment we did earlier. But shout out
Speaker 6: to Nadia. You know a six year old out there
Speaker 6: in the world, just wanting to hear some Ben and
Speaker 6: Skin on the Eagle. Hey, let's give away BFD tickets
Speaker 6: right quick, shall we? The first person using the iHeart
Speaker 6: app the talkback feature with their name, their number, their
Speaker 6: email address and can tell us the answer. We were
Speaker 6: just talking about it. A guy died, he crashed his
Speaker 6: truck into someone's yard. What was the cause of death
Speaker 6: that caused him to crash that truck? He was running
Speaker 6: from something. If you can tell us what it is,
Speaker 6: be the first person you're gonna win those BFD tickets
Speaker 6: Happening Sunday at dose Eki's.
Speaker 2: We will be in the house. Chavelle, Marilyn Manson and Moore.
Speaker 6: Do not miss it. BFD coming up this Sunday. But
Speaker 6: right now it's time for this.
Speaker 1: Now, let's cool around the sports.
Speaker 2: K t fun tweets has all the sports.
Speaker 1: Ye sports on the weekend is the Stars. We'll get
Speaker 1: into them a little bit in the five o'clock hour.
Speaker 1: I will say Scottie Scheffer continues to be DFW's most
Speaker 1: dominant athlete as he wins his third major in the
Speaker 1: PGA Championship.
Speaker 2: Was it close?
Speaker 1: Wasn't even close? He yelled, f yeah after he won.
Speaker 1: The NBA is now down to its final four, just
Speaker 1: like the Stars are a part of the final four
Speaker 1: in the NHL. The NBA down to its final four.
Speaker 1: I can't help but think the Mavericks would have been
Speaker 1: if no trades were made, and I'm over it. But
Speaker 1: if no trades were made, I do think of the
Speaker 1: four teams that are remaining, I do think the Mavericks
Speaker 1: would be worthy of being one of those four teams.
Speaker 1: I do. I absolutely do.
Speaker 6: Now it's an alternate universe because the Mavericks would have
Speaker 6: been higher in this standings and the matchups would have
Speaker 6: been different.
Speaker 2: And blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 6: But like in a year where Boston ends up like
Speaker 6: they end up, and Cleveland goes out like they go out,
Speaker 6: and you look at the other teams in the West,
Speaker 6: that Maverick team that went to the finals, certainly, you know,
Speaker 6: if they'd stayed healthy, man front Runner, I would have
Speaker 6: dwelled on this forever had Cooper flag not happen. Now
Speaker 6: I have moved on so quick like I've it healed me,
Speaker 6: because honestly, it was like a boat anchor in my
Speaker 6: entire life all day, every day. Everything I saw on
Speaker 6: social media, invasive thoughts, negative thoughts just about Luca about
Speaker 6: to trade all that. And I still think it's the
Speaker 6: worst trade that's ever happened in pro sports. But it
Speaker 6: doesn't matter at this point because now they've got Cooper Flag.
Speaker 6: I do want to ask you this again about the
Speaker 6: final four teams and of the Thunder of the Wolves,
Speaker 6: the Knicks and the Pacers. There's Maverick Ties obviously, because
Speaker 6: like you said, KT, those are the two teams the
Speaker 6: MAVs went through in the West, the Thunder of the Wolves,
Speaker 6: so you can look at through a Mavslein's there. But
Speaker 6: with the Knicks, obviously, there's Jalen Brunts in there, there's
Speaker 6: Casey Smith there. With the Pacers, it's Rick Carlisle. There's
Speaker 6: Mav ties on both those. I'm pulling for the Knicks,
Speaker 6: you know, like if you're gonna pull for one of
Speaker 6: these four teams, I'm definitely not gonna pull from a
Speaker 6: team in the Western Conference. And I have respect for
Speaker 6: Rick Carlile and never found him to be likable. So
Speaker 6: I'm pulling for the Knicks. Are what I want to
Speaker 6: ask you about more than anything is thunder is so
Speaker 6: Denver and Okse go to a Game seven and the
Speaker 6: big change that happens in that game. I don't think
Speaker 6: this has been Maybe this had been happening previously, but
Speaker 6: I thought it was just an adjustment. Alex Caruso guards
Speaker 6: Jokic and so you've got a tiny, tiny guard guarding
Speaker 6: the MVP, and it caused so many problems, Like they
Speaker 6: allowed him to physically violate Jokic because he's a little
Speaker 6: dude and Yokic is a big brute.
Speaker 2: Like, couldn't they have taken advantage of that more.
Speaker 6: I mean, I know he's put up good numbers and everything,
Speaker 6: but I saw so many steals and deflections and turnovers
Speaker 6: and chaos caused by little Alex Caruso, who's a great
Speaker 6: defender guarding a giant. They could have called more fouls
Speaker 6: on him. I think they called it evenly both ways.
Speaker 6: The thing that I would say is that I was
Speaker 6: watching that game wanting Denver to win it. The Aaron
Speaker 6: Gordon story was frickin' amazing. Schaum's goes on TV and
Speaker 6: says he's out for a month and then he's out
Speaker 6: there playing, Like what a story.
Speaker 2: He limping, Yeah, he had it's a hammy, right.
Speaker 6: He had five rebounds in the first six minutes, Like
Speaker 6: I wanted that to happen. But man, Jamal Murray and
Speaker 6: Russell Westbrook, they just don't know how to take care
Speaker 6: of a basketball and it drives me crazy. They had
Speaker 6: eight turnovers and probably the first twelve minutes and that's
Speaker 6: not Caruso fouling, and.
Speaker 2: Jamal Murray didn't look like himself either, So.
Speaker 6: Anyways, Uh, yes, Caruso should have had fouls called on him.
Speaker 6: But man, it just drove me crazy watching those guys
Speaker 6: turn the damn ball over. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: I can't watch it. Couldn't they just get Jokis the
Speaker 6: ball closer to the basket where he just turns around
Speaker 6: and shoots out this tiny person. Nobody on that team
Speaker 6: knows how to shoot or pass or dribble beside Jokich,
Speaker 6: Like literally, no one on that team can pass or
Speaker 6: dribble except for the guy that needs the ball.
Speaker 1: On the block.
Speaker 2: It drives me nuts.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: All right, there you have it. There's around the sports.
Speaker 6: We will talk Dallas Stars hockey coming up here in
Speaker 6: a bit with a Katy Perry spin on it. By
Speaker 6: the way, that's coming up at five point thirty. But
Speaker 6: coming up next, we've got music news. Two legendary drummers
Speaker 6: get fired. We'll discuss next right here on the Eagle.
Speaker 6: There might be a chance for me to become best
Speaker 6: friends with Tom Cruise. Yeah, it might happen.
Speaker 1: Hey, they reached back out to me.
Speaker 2: They did.
Speaker 6: It was real ominous. They haven't given any details. They
Speaker 6: were like, how early could you be available on Thursday?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 6: And I'm like, all right, that's a complicated question because
Speaker 6: if it involves my guy TC, I can be anywhere.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: But does it involve Tom or not?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought you meant TC Fleming. I think that's weird involved. Sure,
Speaker 2: that would be weird.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So I hope you responded with I'm available twenty
Speaker 6: four to seven, bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: There was a bunch of Hollywood executives copied on it,
Speaker 6: so I was scared to say anything like that, but
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 2: That's how they talked, Ben.
Speaker 6: I didn't commit, though, I was like, let me know
Speaker 6: if Tom's involved.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 6: Okay, so you're playing hardball with I'll rearrangement. I'll take
Speaker 6: a day off if I'm going to be hanging out
Speaker 6: with Tom.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But anyways, so that's a development to take a day off, dog,
Speaker 6: we got you show.
Speaker 2: Come on, man. That's a developing story. More on that soon,
Speaker 2: but right now it's time for this.
Speaker 1: We have two music firings that's very strange. Two huge
Speaker 1: bands who've ditched their drummer over the weekend, very odd.
Speaker 1: One of them did it twice. More on that in
Speaker 1: a second. So the Food Fighters, obviously Taylor Hawkins had
Speaker 1: the tragic death, and then they hired Josh Freese, who'd
Speaker 1: played with a bunch of different bands, so he played
Speaker 1: with them for about a year, and then they quit
Speaker 1: touring when it came out that Dave Grohl had fathered
Speaker 1: a kid out of wedlock, and they kind of quit
Speaker 1: and they're going to play a show in October. There's
Speaker 1: not a lot of the books and oh he had
Speaker 1: the f one show too. Yeah yeah in Singapore them
Speaker 1: Hell yeah man. So Josh Freese, the drummer of the
Speaker 1: The Finders, put this on ig. The Foo Fighters called
Speaker 1: me Monday night to let me know they've decided to
Speaker 1: go in a different direction with their drummer. No reason
Speaker 1: was given, brownie face regardless. I enjoyed the past two
Speaker 1: years with them, both on and off the stage, and
Speaker 1: I support whatever they feels best for the band and
Speaker 1: my forty years of drumming professionally, I've never been let
Speaker 1: go from a band. So while I'm not angry, I'm
Speaker 1: just a bit shocked and disappointed because most of you
Speaker 1: know I've always worked freelance. Blah blah blah. Stay tuned
Speaker 1: for my top ten possible reasons Josh got booted from
Speaker 1: the food Fighters list.
Speaker 2: We love you, Dave. Do we have his age fifty two?
Speaker 6: Okay, So he's been drumming professionally since he was twelve.
Speaker 1: Four nine inch nails, Devo, Guns n' Roses, sting he's
Speaker 1: played with every one.
Speaker 2: Was a twelve year old. Is there speculation?
Speaker 1: I've not seen it, the only one and this is
Speaker 1: not even founded evidence. This is just people talking on
Speaker 1: the internet. Is what if Taylor Hawkins son was ready
Speaker 1: to to I know that, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't they I don't know. Why wouldn't they just
Speaker 2: tell him?
Speaker 6: Maybe they are scared to commit to his son, like
Speaker 6: they want to like see how it goes.
Speaker 1: And maybe he just wasn't working for this guy who's
Speaker 1: played with a bunch of different bands, you know who knows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very strange. It's not like they're playing a bunch of
Speaker 1: gigs though. Yeah right now so also like may not
Speaker 1: dig the way he plays.
Speaker 7: Josh is on tour with someone right now too, Like
Speaker 7: you said, Food Fighters aren't on tour, so he went
Speaker 7: off with someone else.
Speaker 8: So maybe that kind of pissed him off.
Speaker 1: I don't know that world, but she's kind of always
Speaker 1: looking for work though, yeah, never you know. The other
Speaker 1: one that's interesting is the Who. Uh they fired their drummer,
Speaker 1: Zach Starkey for the second time this month. How did
Speaker 1: you get okay? Now, this is a little bit weird
Speaker 1: because he's old, Like he's really old, and like the Who,
Speaker 1: they're on in their eighties right at this point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he has been their drummer since nineteen ninety six,
Speaker 1: and he says there's been weeks of mayhem since he
Speaker 1: was fired, and then he got reinstated three days later.
Speaker 6: We talked about this, so you remember this, right, No, Yeah,
Speaker 6: we talked about this a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 6: Yeah, when we were talking about Roger Daltrey. Roger Daltrey
Speaker 6: yelled at him on stage because he was oh, that
Speaker 6: was him, yeah, and he couldn't hear and he blamed
Speaker 6: it on the drummer playing too loud for a rock band,
Speaker 6: that's right, And then Pete Townshend said, hey, man, I'm sorry,
Speaker 6: Roger daltrey' is a dick.
Speaker 2: We're good, You're in the band.
Speaker 6: And then here they are a couple of weeks later,
Speaker 6: and isn't Zach Starkey Ringo Starr's son?
Speaker 1: Boy, I did not know that. I could be wrong
Speaker 1: on that. I thought he was Ringo star son, but
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. Well, he's saying like they asked
Speaker 1: him to make a statement, say, and he's quit, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I would never quit the Who.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've never did that to my fans. There was
Speaker 6: just a smart panthering play right there. There is an
Speaker 6: amazing irony to.
Speaker 1: His dad's were Bringo star Yeah.
Speaker 6: Wow, there's an amazing irony to Roger Daltrey firing a
Speaker 6: drummer for playing too loud when Keith Moon was a
Speaker 6: drummer into Who Who just beat the crap out of
Speaker 6: his drums. This is basically an old guy with a
Speaker 6: giant ego is looking for someone to blame for his
Speaker 6: hearing problem.
Speaker 1: Josh and Zach, you can drum for me anytime. I
Speaker 1: like that, All right, good punctuator. There kat coming up
Speaker 1: in just about ten minutes. Details of a prison break,
Speaker 1: A successful prison break that's coming up here pretty quick.
Speaker 1: Before we get to that, I want to say thank
Speaker 1: you to Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen in Plano, Texas. If
Speaker 1: you're a foodie and you haven't been to Andrews, you're not.
Speaker 2: Really a foodie. To be a foodie.
Speaker 6: If you love pizza, why wouldn't you go to Andrews
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Speaker 2: Morning News that speaks volumes.
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Speaker 2: But right now it's time for this. It's up. What's
Speaker 2: up on Twitter? That's up? What's up on Twitter? That's up?
Speaker 2: What's up on Twitter?
Speaker 4: Hey bean turnet.
Speaker 1: Last night, our guy Pete Delcas was in jacket off mode.
Speaker 9: Oo.
Speaker 1: Right situation And here's the tweet that is in question
Speaker 1: right now. This is last night nine tornado warning for
Speaker 1: Colin in Denton County until ten fifteen, storms moving. He's
Speaker 1: thirty miles per hour. Here's the last Now you've known
Speaker 1: if you've seen Pete Delkas's Twitter account. If you don't
Speaker 1: know who he is, he's the head meteorologist to Channel eight,
Speaker 1: but also like the Channel Light account, will regurgitate his tweets.
Speaker 1: Jesse Juila, the backup and then the third string cou
Speaker 1: of whatever that weather person is. Their tweets are all
Speaker 1: the same, they're all on one account, then it's going
Speaker 1: out to all four different accounts. It's kind of crazy, yeah,
Speaker 1: when it's something like this. But I was just really
Speaker 1: entertained by watching him cover these dangerous storms up north,
Speaker 1: but also when I clicked on the tweet to find
Speaker 1: out how many people were effing pissed off and Peter
Speaker 1: David Delkis it's his middle name. Don Do you all
Speaker 1: know why people were mad at Pyes.
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 6: I don't, but I can assume that it's just ridiculous outrage.
Speaker 6: Anytime people hear of a terrible forecast and it's not
Speaker 6: terrible results, they're angry.
Speaker 2: Do you know why, Christina?
Speaker 7: I think it's because he lied about when the storm
Speaker 7: was supposed to hit Climax.
Speaker 2: He lied, He did the story.
Speaker 1: It is true, it went away and then came back
Speaker 1: and finished Okay, now, let me hold on, he lied,
Speaker 1: he lied, or he missed his prediction.
Speaker 7: There's a city called Climax in Texas. You guys are
Speaker 7: totally missing the point here.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean people always finish their journey when they
Speaker 6: arrive at Climax, where it's like it's a destination.
Speaker 1: We have to do a show there.
Speaker 6: So I can also say that I don't want to
Speaker 6: create a competition here, and I'm not gonna say who
Speaker 6: was more writer or wasn't. Do you guys ever watch
Speaker 6: two new sources at the same time all the time? Yeah,
Speaker 6: it was real interesting to me that what Channel eight
Speaker 6: was showing was different than what Fox was showing, and
Speaker 6: they were pretty significantly different, and I thought that was
Speaker 6: real interesting. I'm assuming that that comes down to whatever
Speaker 6: services they subscribe to.
Speaker 2: One could be like an older model Doppler.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but but you know, it impacted us because we're
Speaker 6: in the middle of the storm and so we're looking
Speaker 6: and the maps are different and they're saying different things
Speaker 6: at the same time, and I'm like, well, this is
Speaker 6: kind of weird. But the reason people were mad is
Speaker 6: they said that Pete decided to take over ABC kick
Speaker 6: American Idol off the air.
Speaker 1: You're in the American Idol finale.
Speaker 6: So didn't every local didn't every local news weather man
Speaker 6: take over local programming American Idol?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 9: Huh?
Speaker 2: Did not everyone?
Speaker 6: Not American Idol, but whatever was on there, Yeah, like
Speaker 6: sous La.
Speaker 1: And the Voice or whatever. Let me say every network
Speaker 1: also missed out on the best storm, the one in
Speaker 1: the southwest. Uh, that really demolished the town of Gordon,
Speaker 1: and not good Gordon got it hard. Channel eleven, who
Speaker 1: I never go to, is like, we'll cover this, and
Speaker 1: they had a beautiful video of a stormchaser driving into
Speaker 1: the tornado was incredible, while four, five and eight turned
Speaker 1: their back. So no one's hands are clean, okay right now,
Speaker 1: and we'll see they all have a chance at redemption tonight.
Speaker 1: Perhaps people. Look, here's what happens.
Speaker 6: People are mad when you take their specific program away
Speaker 6: from them, and if you do that, they're in the
Speaker 6: weird position of demanding that damage happened.
Speaker 1: Let's get evidence.
Speaker 6: Well, hold, I say, like, last night, I'm arguing with
Speaker 6: my son and he's like, there's no tornado. I'm like, son,
Speaker 6: you don't want the tornado. You want to be prepared
Speaker 6: in case there's a tornado, but you don't want to
Speaker 6: be justified by damage. The point is what they are
Speaker 6: looking at is all of the ingredients are there for
Speaker 6: a delicious taco, and so one could just pop up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, look, when it's a warning, on's a watch.
Speaker 1: We don't need to see Pete. We'll be honest. It's
Speaker 1: a watch live in Texas. Warning is when you've seen
Speaker 1: the taco. But a warning it's time and there was
Speaker 1: significant rotation. Yeah, absolutely, there was almost a tornado up north.
Speaker 1: Here's some of my favorite comments. Please stop interrupting American Idol.
Speaker 1: The winner is about to be announced. It was not
Speaker 1: okay to interrupt. It was okay not to interrupt the
Speaker 1: idol when the tornado was to the south. But now
Speaker 1: you do, and you aren't double box. Please go to
Speaker 1: a different channel for people who want to watch the weather.
Speaker 1: You know what they could do.
Speaker 6: They could have put American Idol on KFAA and told everyone,
Speaker 6: if you want to watch American Idol, go to kfa Usually.
Speaker 1: They say it'll rerun at three am.
Speaker 2: But I'm looking.
Speaker 6: You know, maybe I'm wrong, Maybe they can't do that.
Speaker 6: But when they have a sister's stay, I mean, this
Speaker 6: is what the NBA and NHL do when there's overtime.
Speaker 1: People watched American Idol all season long. They voted all
Speaker 1: season long for their favorites, they watched the show for
Speaker 1: two hours and forty five minutes waiting to see who
Speaker 1: the winner was, and Pete Delcas hogged the last twenty
Speaker 1: minutes of the show repeating the same thing over and over.
Speaker 2: I mean, I can say this.
Speaker 6: I like, if you were wanting to see the finale,
Speaker 6: that I get it, that's big to you. But I
Speaker 6: had my phone was blowing up with people checking on
Speaker 6: me and my family. Yeah, and so I'm like, how
Speaker 6: bad is it? Meanwhile, my wife doesn't care. She doesn't
Speaker 6: believe that anything negative is ever going to happen to her. Weatherwise,
Speaker 6: I love WFAA, so that's the only channel I'll watch
Speaker 6: for weather. I'm sure there's other good ones, but I
Speaker 6: trust them and believe in them, and so I go
Speaker 6: to them as the authority. And it was very important
Speaker 6: that that was on TV for me last night because
Speaker 6: that was I felt like that was my will be
Speaker 6: during the storm. I do like, I know we got
Speaker 6: to go. I do like that Pete was at his
Speaker 6: wits end. He was, oh yeah, because he was out
Speaker 6: of breath, he was beaten down. He was tired of
Speaker 6: people tweeting him about American I like, he step.
Speaker 1: Away, he goes, I need to take a drink, and
Speaker 1: then he goes, he goes, he goes.
Speaker 2: Believe me, I don't want to be here right now.
Speaker 1: He said that multiple multiple times. Yeah, all right, dude,
Speaker 1: let's do this. Uh.
Speaker 6: I need to find out more about that prison break
Speaker 6: coming up next. Let's talk about the prison break in
Speaker 6: New Orleans. Katie has the details right here on.
Speaker 1: The Eagles And now it's time for Basins week Day
Speaker 1: Up Day featuring veteran news anchor Katie fun Tweets. Here
Speaker 1: are the important stories he's currently tracking from around the world.
Speaker 1: All right, so we're gonna get to this prison break
Speaker 1: in a second. We'll say the big story of the week.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden was announced yesterday that he has a prostate cancer.
Speaker 1: I'm saying a very aggressive form of it as well.
Speaker 1: So one of the things, one.
Speaker 6: Of the things this sucks about this is prostate cancer
Speaker 6: is very treatable and very addressable, and the fact that
Speaker 6: it's already spread to his bones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's such a.
Speaker 6: Weird because you would think he would have access to
Speaker 6: the best healthcare of all time. So you're already seeing
Speaker 6: the conspiracy talk and all that kind of stuff, and
Speaker 6: it's not going to go away. But prostate cancer is treatable. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean I might, I know lots of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, more that'll probably be developing and be in the
Speaker 1: news next week. So there you go. Last Friday, ten
Speaker 1: inmates escaped to prison in New Orleans. Now I saw
Speaker 1: the story on Friday, but I didn't. We didn't. We
Speaker 1: shouldn't fit it into Friday show because, uh, this is
Speaker 1: very much of a developing situation. So these inmates they
Speaker 1: got out of jail, and this is the security camerage
Speaker 1: of them all running off is kind of funny, even
Speaker 1: though it's a dangerous situations. Running well, they're all kind
Speaker 1: of jumping because they have to jump. They had to
Speaker 1: jump off this dock and they're all running and it
Speaker 1: was kind of funny to watch.
Speaker 2: Wait are they shackled together?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, but so they also it looked it looked like, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it looked like high school kids getting
Speaker 1: caught at their high school surveillance foot those people running
Speaker 1: away from a house. Yeah, get out of here, scatter.
Speaker 1: So as of this morning, three have been found. Seven
Speaker 1: still at large. I mean they found one in the afternoon,
Speaker 1: like right in the middle of what's the big street
Speaker 1: in New Orleans right now, it's in the quarter.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But there was the funniest part of the story too,
Speaker 1: is even though like they're all seen as dangerous too,
Speaker 1: they were all in there for some pretty heinous crimes.
Speaker 1: They took advantage of some broken locks to get out
Speaker 1: of their cells, and they exited through a little rectangular
Speaker 1: hole that they cut behind the cells a toilet and
Speaker 1: sink fixture. And there's a photo that's out from the
Speaker 1: jail cell and it's very funny to see how they
Speaker 1: got through there. And then above it there's a big
Speaker 1: smiley face and it says too easy, Lol, above the
Speaker 1: little hole that they went out through. Wow, and two
Speaker 1: is misspelled. It's it's not both o's. It's just perfect.
Speaker 1: All of it's great. But they also did not let
Speaker 1: the public know until like an hour after they were out,
Speaker 1: which you're gonna get a lot of people in trouble.
Speaker 7: They don't want to make people panic, I'm sure, right,
Speaker 7: you have.
Speaker 1: To let people know if ten people escaped, did they
Speaker 1: did they even know that they had escaped for an hour?
Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like some pretty high level in competent.
Speaker 8: Probably what they're saying, right, Well, yeah, we waited a
Speaker 8: full hour for.
Speaker 1: That to happen. You immediately turned to inside job. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I always turned to job a lover with
Speaker 1: one of these inmates in.
Speaker 6: Your guard in what regard like turning your back on
Speaker 6: watching them. I mean, they cut their own hole, right,
Speaker 6: broken locks?
Speaker 2: Did y'all?
Speaker 1: Well, did y'all watch the Deal that Been Stiller directed
Speaker 1: with Escape from Dana Moore and not? Didn't it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: I thought it was pretty good watch and it's a
Speaker 6: true story, but it kind of lines out how she
Speaker 6: can start hooking you up with stuff to cut. You know,
Speaker 6: there's a lot of ways that if someone's in on it,
Speaker 6: they they gonna.
Speaker 1: Hook you up.
Speaker 6: And it's not very smart, no, but it's not like
Speaker 6: they're locking up a ton of smart people. And you know,
Speaker 6: it's like, uh, if you're like, you're gonna get caught,
Speaker 6: Like when like when do people not get caught? Like
Speaker 6: it's pretty much ninety nine percent of the time you're
Speaker 6: gonna get caught.
Speaker 2: Clint Eastwood didn't get caught and escape from Alcacaza. I
Speaker 2: think he died in the water.
Speaker 6: So, you know, I just does her to like it
Speaker 6: seems like to take the time to say it was
Speaker 6: too easy.
Speaker 1: Seems like you'll regret that. That's also like the cocky
Speaker 1: nature of that it was like too easy. That makes
Speaker 1: you do think they were maybe getting some help. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so a big investigation happening here. Seven of them still
Speaker 1: out there, and we'll be watching for that. So we've
Speaker 1: caught three of them, caught three of them. They cut
Speaker 1: three of them on Friday, like pretty quickly too. They
Speaker 1: are very and by the way, the officials are like,
Speaker 1: we've had enough tips. We were very confident this will
Speaker 1: be wrapped up soon.
Speaker 7: So well, I was about to ask, well Netflix a
Speaker 7: docu series about this before they actually catch all of them.
Speaker 1: Our good friend Jesse, who lives out in California he's
Speaker 1: to work on the Kimel Show, became obsessed with the
Speaker 1: Texas Seven, which I remember from when I was a
Speaker 1: child in like two thousand and I really think at
Speaker 1: some point in the next couple weeks we should do
Speaker 1: a deep dive on that, but the end of that,
Speaker 1: they were caught at a like a store too, like
Speaker 1: a like a TJ Max or something. It was very strange.
Speaker 2: I thought that they ended up killing someone on the outside.
Speaker 1: I think they did. Yeah, we need to find out
Speaker 1: more on that, because I do remember that when I
Speaker 1: was twelve and he got obsessed with that for some reason.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it would be a good big finish
Speaker 1: one day. Yeah, maybe, so we'll find out. You'll find
Speaker 1: out that segment was too easy. Loll all right, There
Speaker 1: it goes the weekly weekday update. Coming up next in
Speaker 1: the sports catch up the Dallas Stars and Katy Perry.
Speaker 2: How they're intertwined. We'll discuss next.
Speaker 3: Reach down and grab a couple of tomatoes. It's time
Speaker 3: for the sports to catch cutup Spots. Spots cuts up.
Speaker 1: For Katy Perry because she's out there really getting killed
Speaker 1: by everyone since she went up to space with Bezos's
Speaker 1: wife and lady from CBS Good Morning. So people have
Speaker 1: been really angry at Katy Perry lately. It's kind of
Speaker 1: been weird. I don't really know why. Outside of that, like,
Speaker 1: if you're against that, that's fine. People have been coming
Speaker 1: at her.
Speaker 7: Really against that. It's just she's dislikable for some reason.
Speaker 7: She's and I don't know why, but I'm on that bandwagon.
Speaker 7: There is don't like Katy Perry.
Speaker 6: I can't remember if this was on the air now,
Speaker 6: so I won't say names, but we knew a person
Speaker 6: that had been on the set of that show that
Speaker 6: she was on as that America's Got Talent or whatever
Speaker 6: she I can't remember what was on American. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: they said, yeah, she sucks. She made the set late.
Speaker 6: Andy Thah like that. She is straight diva, like you
Speaker 6: would see in a caricature of a diva. If somebody
Speaker 6: shows up her show late, I'm not messing with her.
Speaker 6: It just depends on their boobs.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then, uh so she was scheduled to be at the
Speaker 1: American Airlines Center Wednesday night, but that show has been postponed.
Speaker 1: Okay because of no no, I'm sorry, because of your
Speaker 1: Dallas Stars who are still alive. Okay.
Speaker 6: I was blown away by this because I guess this
Speaker 6: is in the contract when they do these deals.
Speaker 1: But I thought in the home Team Stars, home is
Speaker 1: the American Airlines.
Speaker 6: No I know, but like, once you booked the venue,
Speaker 6: you booked a venue on a venue of that size,
Speaker 6: and I guess there are.
Speaker 2: But here's the deal.
Speaker 6: Here's why I think this happened because did you see
Speaker 6: she does.
Speaker 2: Not have another show until July.
Speaker 1: Uh okay, yeah, that's the end of it. But she
Speaker 1: has one in Austin on Tuesday, and then she's off.
Speaker 1: But then she's heard her stop for a while. But
Speaker 1: she could do it Thursday. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: That's weird.
Speaker 6: And so what I was thinking was, you know, when
Speaker 6: they booked these shows and there's these tours, there's so
Speaker 6: much money involved.
Speaker 2: They must have provisions in there.
Speaker 6: You guys know it at times have changed, But you
Speaker 6: guys know what Moody Madness is, right, h Well had
Speaker 6: explained if Moody Madness was a game that the Dallas
Speaker 6: Mavericks in nineteen eighty four. It was the clinching game
Speaker 6: of a playoff series. It was a home game and
Speaker 6: they had to move their game from Reunion Arena to
Speaker 6: Moody on SMU, which has half the capacity. Yeah, because
Speaker 6: there was a tennis match booked at Reunion Arena.
Speaker 2: Tough. You see what I'm saying. This was huge back then, though.
Speaker 6: But like, do you think if Metallica was in the
Speaker 6: middle of their tour and they had that venue booked like.
Speaker 8: These that's why they played at and Ts.
Speaker 6: I know, but you see what I'm saying. I know,
Speaker 6: I think there had to have been some kind of negotiation.
Speaker 6: I would think they would have said, look, there's a
Speaker 6: chance that this get's canceled if the stars like just
Speaker 6: so you know, the stars of the Mavericks are in
Speaker 6: the playoffs, right, But I want to go back to
Speaker 6: Katy Perry just like the whole the whole thing. Like,
Speaker 6: I think it's amazing the trance and I know I
Speaker 6: represent a lot of guys, maybe not you guys, but.
Speaker 2: I can get in a jug trance.
Speaker 6: And so like when I think of her, I just
Speaker 6: think of her in that Sesame Street. You think of
Speaker 6: twenty nine Katy Perry, and I just think with Elmo.
Speaker 6: I think I don't really know much about her. I
Speaker 6: know she makes pop songs that are catchy, and I'm
Speaker 6: sure I recognize several of them. But when I think
Speaker 6: of her, I think of her in that Elmo shirt,
Speaker 6: and I think she's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh, we don't like Katy Perry.
Speaker 2: What's still But you know what I'm.
Speaker 1: Just in a trance. It is some strange energy because
Speaker 1: there's not really I don't think there's a singular event
Speaker 1: outside of going to space.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 1: It makes you go, why is why are so many
Speaker 1: men just mad at her?
Speaker 6: Or I don't think I don't think men are mad
Speaker 6: at I think really probably I thought it was a
Speaker 6: woman backlash. Now here's the other thing. How old is
Speaker 6: Katy Perry? Now?
Speaker 1: By forty something?
Speaker 8: That's why men are.
Speaker 2: Getting interested?
Speaker 6: She does dance around like a seal. You're in a
Speaker 6: smaller demo, ben No, But okay, forty. We've talked about this.
Speaker 6: You know how hard it is to be a pop
Speaker 6: star out there dancing at forty? And do you know
Speaker 6: when she really also got destroyed? And I actually saw it.
Speaker 6: I never ever ever see MTV anymore, and me and
Speaker 6: my wife stumbled across her.
Speaker 1: She won.
Speaker 6: I think it's called the vanguard. It's like a career. Yeah,
Speaker 6: the MTV.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 6: And we saw the performance. I was watching it, going,
Speaker 6: this is kind of sad. No, yeah, because I don't
Speaker 6: know what the MTV audience is, but I know a
Speaker 6: person of that age trying to do what she's doing
Speaker 6: on stage does not connect anybody.
Speaker 1: Her husband out there is very strange.
Speaker 6: It's the whole reason Timberlake made an album where he
Speaker 6: was in the woods and then he was like, well wait,
Speaker 6: none of my fans like this, so then he tried
Speaker 6: to dance again and then he got killed.
Speaker 2: Was like, it's hard to be a middle aged pop star.
Speaker 1: Yeah, breaking news disc Uh oh Christina, you can crank
Speaker 1: me up.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, we just learned from iron Trepid reporters ww dot Internet.
Speaker 1: I heard the show's Thursday. They moved it to Thursday. Okay,
Speaker 1: you killed her for nothing. I did a pretty good
Speaker 1: prediction that was at the point of the story. The
Speaker 1: point of the story is the Dallas Stars won and
Speaker 1: were going to their third straight conference finals.
Speaker 6: I just think she's a kind persona.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's probably.
Speaker 2: Wait why did you say that?
Speaker 8: Good for you of me?
Speaker 7: I have never actually met her, so she could be
Speaker 7: super nice. Every picture of her would lead me to
Speaker 7: believe that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I feel like this was a real predictable outcoming. We
Speaker 6: shouldn't have done this segment. But coming up next, let's
Speaker 6: review the joke swap. We talked about it Friday. Did
Speaker 6: it connect? We'll do it right here on the Eagle,
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Speaker 2: Playoff time. But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 1: The things. On Friday, we did a little pregame show
Speaker 1: for what was the SNL joke swap because it was
Speaker 1: the final episode of season fifty of Saturday Night Live
Speaker 1: on Saturday, and this is a bit that I think
Speaker 1: even if you're not like a fan of SNL, I
Speaker 1: think you're pretty aware of this thanks to YouTube and
Speaker 1: just how things go viral.
Speaker 2: It's a pop culture phenomena.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen this thing of just two guys writing
Speaker 1: jokes for each other that they've never seen before.
Speaker 6: I have a question. No, the guys have seen each
Speaker 6: other before. The jokes have not been seen before. The
Speaker 6: jokes have not been seen before. Yeah, I have a
Speaker 6: question for you. Elated on Friday when we talked about
Speaker 6: this that there may be some big announcements about who
Speaker 6: is or is it coming back?
Speaker 2: I did not see. Did anything come out over the weekend?
Speaker 1: No, and the entire episode, including in the opening monologue,
Speaker 1: they were trolling everyone who was talking about this, okay
Speaker 1: because they and the opening monologue one of the up
Speaker 1: and coming cast members of Sarah Sherman, huh, and she
Speaker 1: made a big joke about her leaving and she's like,
Speaker 1: what where you guys reading? I saw that. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Put her in every sketch. Oh, yeah, she's amazing. She's
Speaker 1: the mum and uh so the weekend update, though I
Speaker 1: was thinking Colin Jose is that the heavy favorite just
Speaker 1: because he's been there since two thousand and five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's about to be in a movie with Nate Bargatzi.
Speaker 6: Like he's he's got opportunity, He's got Yeah, he hosts
Speaker 6: pop Culture Jeopardy, he's married to scourge It, he can
Speaker 6: do whatever he wants. Uh So, I do have another
Speaker 6: question about all this, just overall, what did you rate
Speaker 6: the episode?
Speaker 1: But not good one, the one of the worst of
Speaker 1: the entire seies in your face, Christina.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I mean it was fine, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Back in your face, kat.
Speaker 8: I don't often does he do.
Speaker 1: I saw twenty and have a document up on my
Speaker 1: computer right now that says the top fifty sketches of
Speaker 1: if you.
Speaker 6: Are so lucky to be married, you would get no
Speaker 6: ass it's amazing or I'm a serial killer.
Speaker 1: It's somewhere in between. Yeah. Okay, so right out the gate,
Speaker 1: this is this hat. We all know what's happening, and
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there going this could be the last time
Speaker 1: I'm looking for clues, and I don't think I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: Because I think I was looking too hard to see
Speaker 1: if someone was going to be, you know, going away. Right.
Speaker 1: So this is how it starts, and I will say
Speaker 1: before this starts, I do think that Colin.
Speaker 6: Did get the win okay this week, but so the
Speaker 6: judge's score gave him a higher score.
Speaker 1: But here's how it begins.
Speaker 10: We have a tradition here where chan I give each
Speaker 10: other jokes tight at the end of the season, read.
Speaker 5: Jokes live one air that the other person has never
Speaker 5: seen before.
Speaker 10: But before we start, it's SNL's fiftieth season. So I
Speaker 10: want to take a moment to say something to our boss,
Speaker 10: Lorren michaels Lorn retire, bitch.
Speaker 1: Me, you run the show. Wow, I'll go gay Colin,
Speaker 1: which it's something that gets written about no once every
Speaker 1: three months. Right, you know who's going to take over
Speaker 1: the show. And Warren quits eighty Wow? Really and he
Speaker 1: looks terrible, like he's like he's shrinking. He doesn't look terrible,
Speaker 1: he looks eighty yeah. He looks eighty yeah. Just take
Speaker 1: that back, all right. So then Colin, after he does that,
Speaker 1: has to do this. Maybe you should just tell you
Speaker 1: a first joke.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: I do another. Yeah, yeah, tell a joke, man.
Speaker 10: CBS has premiered the first hour long daytime soap opera
Speaker 10: with a predominantly black cast. It'll air when black people
Speaker 10: are home from work twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 1: Since you like that, here's another.
Speaker 10: CBS has premiered the first half hour long daytime soap
Speaker 10: opera with a predominantly black cast. It's called All My
Speaker 10: Children Don't know who they're Daddy.
Speaker 1: Michael just laughing at him.
Speaker 2: He is holding up a phone finger.
Speaker 1: He is all right. Here's Colin revenge.
Speaker 5: More trying to stop teenagers from screaming and throwing popcorn
Speaker 5: during the Minecraft scene with the chicken jockey because some
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to masturbate.
Speaker 9: Seriously.
Speaker 2: Minecraft was a great movie.
Speaker 5: I haven't been that excited since I saw a white
Speaker 5: woman drink.
Speaker 1: Unattended basically caused him. So you know, I wrote fun right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm right, yeah man, I do.
Speaker 10: Study finds that the hoots and grunts of Bnobo's show
Speaker 10: signs of complex thoughts similar to human language. Oh so
Speaker 10: like that awful halftime show.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jesus, yeah.
Speaker 2: Dude, that definitely sounded like some old white people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then Colin, well he's set it up, but Michael
Speaker 1: has to bring Scarlet out to sit next to Michael. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I told another joke.
Speaker 5: I want to take this opportunity to apologize to someone
Speaker 5: I heard, Scarlet, can you come.
Speaker 1: Out here.
Speaker 5: Just you know last time we did joke swap, I
Speaker 5: make Colin do some tasteless jokes comparing your vagina to
Speaker 5: Costco roast beef.
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 5: The fact is I was just lashing out because I'm jealous.
Speaker 5: I've never even seen a human vagina.
Speaker 2: I noticed I said human.
Speaker 5: Because I once spent the summer on a farm.
Speaker 1: You feel me.
Speaker 5: It's embarrassing about my own body. I can't even take
Speaker 5: my hoodie off during sex because I have more nipples than.
Speaker 1: A pregnant dog. That about you.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry too, because I owe you everything. When Colin
Speaker 5: discovered me, I was selling crack.
Speaker 1: Outside the.
Speaker 13: And now look at me selling crack outside the American
Speaker 13: girl dogs. I've told thousands of jokes on update and
Speaker 13: gotten dozens of lasts, but I've never said the three
Speaker 13: most important words of all, I love you.
Speaker 1: That's the closest thing I got to a sign that
Speaker 1: they might be leaving because that last part is funny
Speaker 1: still but like a little bit of something, but maybe
Speaker 1: not many. I want them to stay because they go
Speaker 1: on these incredible heaters. You're like Jesus, they haven't missed tonight.
Speaker 1: It's really the only thing that always connects. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: very rare. I don't even.
Speaker 6: Recall the last time I saw the weekday up date
Speaker 6: and didn't think it was good.
Speaker 2: They're so good.
Speaker 1: This one man. Basically the play is simple. Michael is
Speaker 1: trying to get Colin to say the N word on
Speaker 1: Live to You. This was amazing and you could see
Speaker 1: Scarlett go he that's in the here. I had to
Speaker 1: look this up. Steve Kerr does have a son named Nick,
Speaker 1: does he really? He's the coach of the G League
Speaker 1: team for the Warriors. I did not know that. I
Speaker 1: did not know this. That's probably Nicholas.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he is not amused by the jokes apparently that
Speaker 7: have been made before SNL.
Speaker 1: Apparently this is cheap and I didn't know that. I've
Speaker 1: never heard this, but I didn't mean this is something
Speaker 1: that's been around for a while. Yeah.
Speaker 8: I looked it up like you did. I was like,
Speaker 8: there's no way.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is amazing that the Kerr family did not
Speaker 6: think that through.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, well maybe it's Nicholas, you know. And I know,
Speaker 1: but when you look at up on Wikipedia, that's say Nick,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dude, yeah wow, yeah, so this is dude.
Speaker 1: The play clearly is he's trying to get him to
Speaker 1: do it cool because he's reading for the first Q card.
Speaker 10: Golden State Warriors head coach Steve Kerr is here with
Speaker 10: his family. I got to meet his son, Nick, and
Speaker 10: I love Steve. I like Nick, but I wouldn't say
Speaker 10: I am a Nick Kerr lover.
Speaker 5: Besides, before calling, here's.
Speaker 1: The crowds like groaning like come on man.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Mike and I looked at each other.
Speaker 4: Like what.
Speaker 1: Like Scarlet's like, oh my gosh, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6: It might be a sick. I was kind of celebrating
Speaker 6: all that. I thought it was amazing.
Speaker 10: It was.
Speaker 1: And here's the last one I think is really good too.
Speaker 10: Though some psychologists say adults can reduce stress by returning
Speaker 10: to a childhood hobby, which is why I returned to
Speaker 10: my favorite childhood hobby, topping off priests with my pretty little.
Speaker 1: Mouth, o God, and then someone for the props department
Speaker 1: hands him some lipstick and he puts it on his lips.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, worn I'll do anything. Wow, there you go.
Speaker 1: Not one of the best in my opinion overall, but
Speaker 1: how do you top what happened last time?
Speaker 6: And that is pretty edgy stuff. So here's what I
Speaker 6: would say. Here's that's why I want them to go
Speaker 6: and do something else. Now, it's basically, each time he's
Speaker 6: gonna do race jokes and then each time, Okay, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna do some sort of a sexual predator thing.
Speaker 2: But did it eleven times? Yeah, it's time. It's time
Speaker 2: to do something else.
Speaker 6: Yes, And it's they're basically they're, you know, Boston doing
Speaker 6: a concert and they have to play more than a feeling,
Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But just because everyone does and they've skipped it before,
Speaker 1: you know how they have and it's disappointing. Everyone's looking
Speaker 1: forward to it. Yeah, but just because we don't know
Speaker 1: that anyone's living there, we're no big announcements like or anything.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean like this show is very fluid and
Speaker 1: they make decisions in August sometimes, so I.
Speaker 6: Feel like, what's the dude's name that does trump? James
Speaker 6: Austin James Austin Johnson. Okay, I feel like he always
Speaker 6: nails Trump. But my wife made the comments. She goes,
Speaker 6: I think that's the best one I've ever seen him do.
Speaker 6: Did you have any particular feeling on the opening of
Speaker 6: the show. I, I mean, I like the way it's
Speaker 6: been going.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's always going to break the fourth wall thing, yeah,
Speaker 1: whole year. Yeah, she was like, that's the best one
Speaker 1: he's done. He's basically taking of I didn't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do this anymore, like he's tired of doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right right, that's my take on it. That's a good take, Kevin.
Speaker 1: Didn't you think that was a good take by Kevin Christina?
Speaker 8: I thought that was excellent.
Speaker 6: Don't what takes coming this week from me? Okay, don't
Speaker 6: patronize him. That's gonna do it for us. I hope
Speaker 6: you've enjoyed the show. I hope everyone's careful out there.
Speaker 6: His weather's swirling and continues to swirl. But I'll never
Speaker 6: forget the time Kat had a chance to meet Delcas
Speaker 6: face to face. He grabbed his doppler, he looked him
Speaker 6: dead in the eye, and he said.
Speaker 1: Let's just keep our ears to the ground and see
Speaker 1: see what we can come up with.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and Delcas did not get much out of that.
Speaker 6: All right, that's gonna do it for us. Christina is
Speaker 6: gonna stick around and play music right here on the Eagle.
Speaker 1: There you going, well, I want to get my sock back.
Speaker 1: Dude had enough fun in games.