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Speaker 1: He's a kid, So I'm not going to make jokes

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about the kid and what might you know him examining

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a French fry in a movie theater. But I'm pretty

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sure he was staring at that French fry because it

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was the only one laughed, you know, because Emily ate

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all of them. Ye, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's an adult.

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Can I tell you what I thought you were going

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to say?

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Speaker 2: That he was examining the French fry because he thought

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that it was his father. That's where I thought you

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were going with that. That is that dad? Hi, Hello,

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and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of bad

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Television that is long for bad TV. And I'm Dylan

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and I'm Pat. Hello, Hello, and we are here speaking

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like this because we are here to talk about the

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Real Housewives of Orange County. Right. What have you been

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up to me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Huh, not much. Our power went out last night. Oh

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my god, Dylan. Okay, so our power went out at

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like six pm and didn't come back on until nine. Boy,

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when you're just lost in the forest when the power

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goes out, like whi fi, it doesn't work? Oh my god.

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It was torture. Anyway, I had been recording.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm sure there are some naturalistic people, some

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self sufficient survivalists out there listening, because that's what we've done,

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advanced analytics on our audience, and that actually is a

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size of it.

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Speaker 1: Is that true?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I get you. Go. Oh, how sad is that?

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Somebody going three hours with that Wi Fi?

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Speaker 1: What a core power? We had to get candles, you

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know what?

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Speaker 2: Lay off? Okay, We're addicted to our phones and our internet. Okay,

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so if that goes away for three hours, we may

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fucking kill someone.

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Speaker 1: Right, Although I was fine with it, however, I was

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like really anxious because it's screwed up. The recording of

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Orange County at the thirty two minute mark, I don't

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have five minutes it's missing.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's all right, I got you babe, Thanks pal, Yeah,

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no problem, m I really want to go to the movies.

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Speaker 1: A couple good ones out right? Yeah, Superman yep? How

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many times are they going to just I guess they

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just still only stop when they stop making money.

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Speaker 2: Well, he's got a dog in this one.

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Speaker 1: That's cute.

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Speaker 2: I can't get out of the house though, I said.

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I said to my wife the other night, you think

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I could go to a movie by myself. She said,

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you just went to a movie by yourself, and I go,

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oh God.

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Speaker 1: And it's true.

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Speaker 2: I can't be going to movies by myself. I got

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a kid now she needs help, right.

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Speaker 1: No, but the kid sleeps. I really do want to

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go to the movie Dylan. Once. Once poor Lucy is

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over this little colic thing. Yeah, she'll sleep eighteen hours

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a day. Both of you will kind of have your

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lives back, which is a cruel joke of life, because

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a year from now you will not not have your

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life back.

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Speaker 2: Right right right? Well, I resent you calling it little

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just because it's the worst thing that's ever happened to

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I think anybody outside of uh well, I mean.

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Speaker 1: I called her little Lucy. I didn't minimize uh call

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up being a horrible.

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Speaker 2: Thank God, because I was like, my god, but yeah,

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I really do you know, like, you know, I could

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rent f one on my TV, but it is it

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is going to feel like a loss, you know what

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I mean. I'm definitely you want to go see Eddington?

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Why don't you and me have a gay little day together?

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Speaker 1: What's Eddington?

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Speaker 2: It's the New ri Aster movie?

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Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I could do that.

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Speaker 2: You want to do that. Yeah, you know the vista

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I I they they only play film there. You go.

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It's like, what what are you doing? Why is rush

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Hour playing? And why is rush Hour on films board?

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Speaker 1: And I was questioning it.

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Speaker 2: It's like, God, damn it, no one needs to see

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that movie. No one needs to see Rushing.

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Speaker 1: It made like three of.

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Speaker 2: Those in the theater on film Like, what are we doing?

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What kind of ironic night mirror are we living in? Right?

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So we're here to talk about Real Housewives of Orange County.

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Speaker 1: Amazing episode, Yeah, fantastic. What's our rating system?

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Speaker 2: Tit's oranges oranges?

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Speaker 1: And it seems a little generic even for us.

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Speaker 2: I really like it. You know, sometimes you can think

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in the box. You know, everybody says think out.

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Speaker 1: Of the box.

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Speaker 2: But it's like, Okay, we have an open heart surgery.

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Somebody's like, what if we used some spray paint. It's like, let's.

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Speaker 1: Stay in the box.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think oranges is great.

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Speaker 1: Oranges. Okay, let's let's do that for now. Okay, you

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want to give your oranges?

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Speaker 2: What we could do? Strip mall sushi restaurants? Oh yeah, wait,

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strip mall fu places?

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Speaker 1: What those signs all of all those Taki restaurants. They

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all look the same. They're like, what do you call it?

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Like Neon signs, Yeah, yeah, strip malls with uh it's

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pretty a little a little long for a rating system,

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but yeah, Neon signed steak joints and strip malls.

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Speaker 2: How many times? And now you're thinking outside the box?

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: But how many oranges do you give this episode?

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Speaker 1: I loved it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really fun episode.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, so I want to talk about Gretchen,

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who I really liked. She is back. We can hate

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her because while her fiance was dying of cancer, she

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was banging another guy named Steve at bass Lake, but

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we can appreciate the new Gretchen who's been waiting, biding

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her time studying tam rat.

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Speaker 2: What was his name, Steve or was his name Slade?

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Speaker 1: No, she got with Slade at her Oh oh no no, no,

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she was god. She was an og in this uh

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this kind of like vertical. She was twenty seven and

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super hot, and she was dating a guy in his

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late sixties that was in like the F one business

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or something like that. Oh yeah, and he uh he

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rolled snake eyes. Okay. And while he was in the

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hospital with his dying breath. She was up fucking a

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guy named Steve at bass Lake. Tam Rat famously called

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her out for that.

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Speaker 2: And bass Lake is a location or is it a

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fishing store?

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Speaker 1: It's a location because she went with her family.

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Speaker 2: And now you've amended rolling sevens to rolling snake eyes.

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Speaker 1: Rolling snake eyes is the two ones, and that is death.

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Speaker 2: That's death.

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Speaker 1: Hm okay, Yeah, some fucking listener a couple of years

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back was like, yeah, you know there's not a seven

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on a single die it takes two. So when you

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roll a seven.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, and we know there aren't sevens

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on dice, what kind of what kind of freaking moose

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knuckles do you think we are?

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Speaker 1: Let me continue. Yeah, I love that Gretchen will be

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a torturous thorn in tam Rat's side this entire season

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because exactly what I just laid out, Gretchen hates her

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fucking guts. She attributes her to her fucking with her life,

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and it's nice to have someone finally hear that has

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nothing to lose. Yeah, it's gonna be a great season.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be a great season. It was lovely

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to see Gretchen introduced. I give the episode ninety oranges

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just for that, and uh I.

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Speaker 1: Gave fourteen oranges by the way. Also one last note,

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love the fourth wall being broken down to talk about

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the gallery. Which is that photo shoot that they do

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where they all look beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Shannon Badoor just screaming and stuff. Shannavadoor

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is unwell, she is.

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Speaker 1: But let's talk about Katie for a second.

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Speaker 2: Dill. It is psychotic.

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Speaker 1: She is not good at this. No, if we go

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back to her first season, she came out of the

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gates and I appreciate it with a storyline that she

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knew a paparazzi that had claimed that the Debros called the.

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Speaker 2: Paparazzi at Disneyland.

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Speaker 1: That's right now. That story went nowhere, and I was

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able to forgive her for that. But now I realize

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I'm seeing patterns she behind the scenes, and she doesn't

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do it well. Tries to make a lot of problems

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for people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a little corn cup pipe and I don't

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even know what that means.

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Speaker 1: But she is an idiot, a real idiot, you know what.

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Speaker 2: You're actually pretty much right about that, because she's not

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good at this Now she's getting caught and you have

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to be teflon if you're going to be this bad,

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like Tamra is really bad at it. Right.

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Speaker 1: Well she's gotten better though, I mean, she's like doing intel.

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She has her little minius.

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Speaker 2: Tell Us always gets back that she was the origin

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of the evil, and she she.

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Speaker 1: Just says, I don't care. I cop to it.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 1: You know, you can't own it.

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Speaker 2: You can't have paper mache all up and down your

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arms and legs and be this this shady, you know,

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this messy. You know, bitch.

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Speaker 1: I'm starting to get concerned that Katie's husband, Matt might

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also be a tool bag too and a con artist.

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Speaker 2: Well we'll see. It takes one to know one, I mean,

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takes one to marry one. That's what I meant to say.

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What is with the dramatic, vignetted recap of this fucking show?

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Speaker 1: It's like, all right, so this is where you are,

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Golden Door. By the way, the Golden Door is going

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to be going out of business in the next five years,

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so Julia Roberts ain't popping in there anytime.

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Speaker 2: Soon, not after this stink.

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Speaker 1: No, this place looks like a rundown.

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Speaker 2: You know, what, can I tell you something? You famously

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said that when restaurants start doing karaoke nights, it's death.

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When a high level, expensive wellness center starts having housewives there,

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that's the death rattle, right, that's the slip and the

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last ditch effort to try to save it. And ooh,

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how wrong you were.

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Speaker 1: When reality TV shows are allowed to do like breach

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what used to be a secret like thing, it's over.

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Speaker 2: And and and and and and that's what happened to

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Geisha House.

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Speaker 1: That's right, I remember Geisha House.

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Speaker 2: That's what happened to Geisha.

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Speaker 1: The thing was massive on Hollywood Boulevard. Everyone you couldn't

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get in that place, and then suddenly you could, and

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then you're like hey, you know, it's that imposter syndrome

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where you're like, hey, I'm in the Geisha House. I'm like,

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why would they let someone like me in here? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because uh, Wilfred val Do Rama is no

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longer fame.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't a partner in Ashton Coocher anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yo Mama is no longer a hit show on MTV too, right,

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that was an odd show. That was an odd show.

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But let's get into this show, which is also an

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odd show. We get to the Shape Shop studio.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, well, we bounce around usual arrangement. Shannon picks

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up Sophie at the airport, and then we like, yeah.

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Speaker 2: We drunk or not, you know, And let's just be honest.

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Should Shannon ba door be behind the car or the

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wheel of any car?

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Speaker 1: Let's ask someone, you know, I speak dog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to school for this for like three weeks. Hey,

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you don't have to speak dog to know that's a

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resounding now.

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Speaker 1: Exactly. You can hear it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the longing, the helplessness.

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Speaker 1: Tell us Archie. Yeah he said no fucking way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah what else did he say?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Well, later in the episode, when Sophie and Shannon

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sit down, he's like, can I can I come live

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with you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've always chancied myself a New

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York kind of guy. All right, So let's get to

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the Shape Shop studio. Pick a body roller, full body

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lymphatic drainage massage. This is Orange County and everyone is

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obsessed with wellness activity. Yeah again, so this is a

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place that has giant foam rollers with red lights that

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shoot up into your vaginal crevice. Emily wants to replace

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her husband Shane with this giant pillar.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about this, all right. So these

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ladies are resting their coochies on gigantic vibrators and that's

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when Emily.

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Speaker 2: Although I mean you and I are not, you know,

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well versed in vibration technology, I think that there are

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very nuanced patterns. You know, this feels very blunt force.

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This feels like you're trying to break into You've got

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past the moat and now you're trying to get inside

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it slaughter everyone. You know, It's just there's a medieval

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weapon of sor it's not very delicate.

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Speaker 1: Well, the ladies seem to be happening, having a good

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time on anyway, and not so many words. Emily basically

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says that Shane is an annoying, disgusting pig, and uh,

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I'm putting them on divorce watch. I see it coming

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in twenty twenty seven.

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Speaker 2: I wonder her to here. First, I wonder if they're

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and sorry if this is crass, but like I wonder

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if the employees there have to kind of interface with

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people who were like I came, is that?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: Is that? Yeah? That's completely normal. Normal happens all the time.

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Speaker 1: Fine, that's what we have mops for now. I have

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a few things to say about the Shape Shop. First off,

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the second it comes on the TV, I'm sitting next

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to my lovely wife, Sharizi. She goes, oh, I've been there.

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I'm like, of course you have, because it's the new

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fucking newest dumb wellness trend that will last for three years.

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And there you're calling your wife basic. No, I'm not.

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People females, specifically females, they get excited about this new trend.

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But here's what's going to happen to the Shape Shop

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or any of the affiliate locations that it has. In

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three years, their lease will be taken over by a

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men Cheese. And let me tell you why.

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Speaker 2: Oh for sure, men Cheese never go out of business.

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Speaker 1: Now, that's right one. And why Dylan, Because it's something

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that people love. Ye who doesn't love ice cream and

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gummy bears with cookie dough balls right right there forever?

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Speaker 2: And I don't actually ever like that period, full stop

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ever like that, you know when you said I don't

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like that kind of candy I don't ever mix. Who

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are these lunatics that are putting Mochi and heath bar

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on top of one thing? Who are these lunatics that

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are having sour gummy worms and chocolate chips? Someone, it's

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like six year olds, Yeah, six year olds. Yeah, I'll

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do a gummy bear, but it's going to be all gummy.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right.

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Speaker 2: You know what, my you know what, my favorite you

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know this is microregional lore with with Tillan and Pat.

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Do you remember Studio City Yogurt mm hmm Laurel Canyon

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That was like a yogurt chop that was like, we're

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not a franchise. We have disgruntled employees that have been

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here for a while.

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Speaker 1: They're hateful yogurt shop. Also, if you remember the other

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little hiccup, they only took cash. Whose sons of bitches?

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Speaker 2: Well it's a cash and I always got grasshopper mint

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with gummy bears. Wow, that was a clash of flavors

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that somehow worked. But you mentioned that, you mentioned that

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Emily wanted to get what else did you mention?

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Speaker 1: Divorce? Shane? They're on divorce? Was Shane, I've called every

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divorce in housewives history since I've been doing a podcast,

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every single one you were you.

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Speaker 2: You said that that females get roped into fads.

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Speaker 1: Well everyone does. I'm saying these retreat type of like uh,

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physical could help you out. Like dudes do steroids.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well dudes, dudes do this thing where they go,

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oh fuck, there's an everybody's used in this new putter.

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It's like, I gotta get this putter. It's like five

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hundred and fifty bucks. But it's to help you know.

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I'm not talking about myself, of course, I'm talking about

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the proverbial man.

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Speaker 1: Okay. By the way, I felt bad for the staff

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at the Shape Shop because it's worth mentioning that Tamer

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dressed like a fifteen year old here. She looked absolutely ridiculous.

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I think she rated Daria's closet before she filmed. Yeah.

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I get you want to still be trendy and whatnot,

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but at some point you look absolutely ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: I remember when we tried to force a playd between

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Daria and the gossipy one from Katie's loins, that's right,

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and Daria was like, I'm not into this. I'm not

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into this mess, you know. But I actually think Kylie

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was the one that gave her the cold shoulder, because

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Kylie's a little apple doesn't fall far from that that far.

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According to Newton, Shannon, Laser Botox, and Bush, she's not

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touching below the neck before she's found love, which is fine.

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But Archie probably has some thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm sure he does. But before we get

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to that, Patty has a joke here, Shanon Katy they

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meet up. Shannon updates us on her car cosmatic regiment.

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These days, all the work is being done above the neck,

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and her coats looks like Rapunzel's hair. Yeah, and all

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children can use her pubes as a rope as a

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just too crass, all right, but pubes are trending.

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Speaker 2: Somebody said, bushes back. The others what what are you

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talking about? Bush's back.

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Speaker 1: Bushes back. Yeah, got for the better part of the

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last two decades, everybody's fully shaved, and now everyone's fully

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shaved yep, for the most part.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bush's back.

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Speaker 1: Bushes back. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I think Well, Archie is like, you know, listen, I

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can take you driving me headfirst into a condominium, but

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let's you know, let's clean up down there. Okay, I

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mean freaking children could climb a freaking whatever. You said,

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that's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, oh, I was one note

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on how much the Golden Door sucks. All the ladies

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are cased in those foam socks, and they just Shannon Katie.

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They have that unlikely union, and they basically all hint

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at that the Golden Door has really gone downhill? Are

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the gold Yeah, the Golden.

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Speaker 2: No, it's disgusting. But Katie and Shannon are talking, and

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Katie goes, listen, I'm very remorseful for hiring, you know,

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various different online assassins to take down the monsters on

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this cast. But I think I have an idea hot pot.

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It's gonna take care of everything. We're gonna do a

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hot pot.

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Speaker 1: A hot pot. So Katie also makes the case that

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she doesn't fight back when the girls attack her because

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she's not calculated. Yeah, especially when she's calling former employees

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or of castmates. She has a vendetta against and getting

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that nanny to talk shit on that podcast. But other

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than that, she definitely is not not calculated.

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Speaker 2: Well, somebody who is very calculated is Tam Judge, who

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I think the women on this show are. They're probably

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the most awful across the franchises.

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Speaker 1: Right, there's some contenders there, man, Yeah, we just did

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a recap of Miami. There's some horrible people.

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Speaker 2: That Oh how could we not pitch it? It's a

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patrion dot Com slash another podcast new Oh great, yeah, yeah,

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exclusively there we're doing Miami. Tamra always wears me down

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by the end of the season, Right, I'm kind of

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in awe of how disgusting she is, And then by

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the end of the season, I am just confused and

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saddened by how someone could put this much mal intent

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and energy into what she puts it into. You know,

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it's really I mean, she is a bag of vomit.

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So anyway, she has some tea about what Katie did

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to Shannon.

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Speaker 1: Couple things here, and I love this. She calls Katie

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a silent assassin. It's worth mentioning. I believe all assassins

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are pretty quiet by nature.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine a loud assassin he I'm here to

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kill you. You might want to find a safe space

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or call the authorities because I plan on wrapping a

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wire around your neck. Hello. Yeah, yeah, anyway, dumb joke.

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Katie tells you.

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Speaker 2: Know, it's not a dumb joke. I mean, imagine, you know,

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any of the various hits they were trying to pull

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off on The Godfather, you know, I imagine if they

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didn't have the I mean, let's let's let's go to

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the restaurant with the cop and uh.

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Speaker 1: That was a great scene.

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Speaker 2: And then what was that guy's name? I am that.

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Speaker 1: Cop almost killed his dad and the other guy sitting

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next to him put out the hit on it. Why

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would you not think that Michael Corleone was going to

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come in there and trying to find a fucking way

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to kill you.

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Speaker 2: Well, so you imagine if Michael was like, listen, I

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gotta say, I'm I'm so really upset about this whole thing.

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In fact, I've placed a gun, not me, but one

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of my associates in the bathroom, and I plan on

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going to grab that thing and killing you both right here.

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It would never have happened.

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Speaker 1: No, you have to be quiet, because when he went

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to the bathroom, I'd say, I think.

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Speaker 2: We should get out of here or just shoot him

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when he comes back. What was that? What was that fan?

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I'm drawing a blank hair. I woke up at four

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point thirty this morning. Had a beautiful morning with my daughter.

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But I think I'm suffering the consequences. I'm I'm a

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little fatigued right now.

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Speaker 3: I got.

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Speaker 1: Sleep deprivation actually has comedians think out of the box

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a little bit more. We're funnier this way, trust me.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, Well, we've talked about the dangers of being

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out of the box, but go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So Katie tells Shannon that she has regrets,

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which I'm pretty sure she's that she did call that

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nanny and get her a podcast. Oh it's lots, okay.

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Shannon reminds her to just say sorry, and Katie will

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at her get to know her party. Now, this is

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where I might have had a might have missed a

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little bit, but we'll see, all right. So meanwhile, tam

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Rat has the scoop on that gallery choot in twenty

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twenty four. Yeah, and this is kind of juicy. Katie

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was talking to that husband of hers who she doesn't

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really love. He's Mark, and anyway, she's talking to him,

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and then she fucking sees, uh, she sees Shannon walking in.

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Speaker 2: She she sees you know, a storm brewing.

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Speaker 1: That's right, and so of course she just clicks off

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her phone with her as you do.

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Speaker 2: You you go, oh, I'm going to record this and

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send it to my husband.

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Speaker 1: Ah in my notes, Yeah, in.

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Speaker 2: My notes, And I love how useless meat Ball is.

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She's like the if there was like Amni narrator that

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was Monty Python, like redundant for no reason, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't believe she did that. You know, she's

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got real legal things going on with that. It's like,

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what are you doing here?

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Speaker 1: I hate me Ball? All right? So Katie shared the

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video with her husband of I think that Shannon might

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have had a couple one too many xanax and then drinks, right, yeah,

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of course.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and Long Islands.

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Speaker 1: It had reminded me of last season of Real Housewives

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of Salt Lake City, where Britney had made that same

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era on that bus where she whipped out her friend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a big no, very callous. It's a

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big no no because they're already recording, right, So Shannon's

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fridge is disgusting and Sophie is excited.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in that fridge, I don't know, if you looked

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close enough, Dyl, there was like several bottles of urine

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in there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I saw yeah, and uh yeah, she's kissing

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at bottles and keeping them cold, and that is a

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sign of somebody who's going through something. So prayers to Shannon.

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But Shannon is going on.

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Speaker 1: Uh honestly, you know, I speak dogg and whatnot. That's

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cry for help there. He's asking Sophie to steal mum's

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car keys and throw them in the fucking ocean.

469
00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So Shannon is going on or when

470
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,480
on a show called Love Hotel.

471
00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 1: I watched it.

472
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was horrible, and she met a man named Girl.

473
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was never gonna work out, and it's.

474
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,160
Speaker 2: Never gonna work out. Now she's kissed four people, but

475
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,400
she is not a kissing bandit. And I would have

476
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:54,720
to say, I think you might be a kissing.

477
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 1: Well, she never kissed anybody. She says, they all kissed her.

478
00:24:57,559 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you might be a kissing bandit. But

479
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,119
Archie is let in through the front door. Now. I

480
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,480
don't know what kind of front yard situation they have

481
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,880
going on there, but it is a little odd for

482
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,000
a dog to be pawing at the front of a home.

483
00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:17,160
It screams neglect to me, and I completely understand why

484
00:25:17,319 --> 00:25:21,200
Archie is crying out to any god in the pantheon

485
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,480
that will have him. He wants to go to New York. Yeah,

486
00:25:25,519 --> 00:25:29,599
he wants to go fronto New York. The nightlife, the pizza,

487
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,759
the nuts on the side of.

488
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 1: The road, your life overall, the life overall.

489
00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 2: I mean, imagine how many pigeons he could gum down

490
00:25:36,799 --> 00:25:39,680
out there, you know. All Right, So Shane and Emily,

491
00:25:39,759 --> 00:25:41,799
she talks about her son. Now, we talked last week

492
00:25:41,839 --> 00:25:44,519
about how listen, he's a picky eater. It doesn't mean

493
00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:46,480
you have to send him through a gauntlet of specialist.

494
00:25:46,599 --> 00:25:49,160
But today we found out that he is black lighting

495
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,839
individual French fries, which likely indicates he is autistic.

496
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: Now hold on, Now, I as a even though I'm

497
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,000
a comedian, he's a kid, So I'm not going to

498
00:25:58,039 --> 00:26:00,440
make jokes about the kid. Yeah, and what my you know,

499
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:04,119
him examining a French fry in a movie theater. But

500
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,440
I'm pretty sure he was staring at that French by

501
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,680
French fry because it was the only one laughed, you know,

502
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,799
because Emily ate all of them.

503
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,279
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's an adult. Can I tell

504
00:26:14,279 --> 00:26:17,880
you what I thought you were gonna say? That he

505
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,240
was examining the French fry because he thought that it

506
00:26:20,319 --> 00:26:23,359
was his father. That's where I thought you were going

507
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:23,599
with that.

508
00:26:24,759 --> 00:26:26,039
Speaker 1: Is that is that.

509
00:26:26,079 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 4: Dad, greasy empty little exactly.

510
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:45,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Shane says that he really resents her whole,

511
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,039
you know, as a mother thing, and they are on

512
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,359
two completely different pages when it comes to this thing.

513
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,279
I do think that Shane is closer to being right

514
00:26:54,319 --> 00:26:57,400
about this, But I completely understand Emily's panic. Let's not

515
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:01,000
let's not panic right. The bo is ripping in half

516
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:02,960
right now. The worst thing we can do is panic.

517
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 3: Right.

518
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 2: We have to keep our breath steady because once we

519
00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:08,319
hit that water, it's gonna go. So we need as

520
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:09,720
many reserves as I think.

521
00:27:09,599 --> 00:27:12,519
Speaker 1: This is the dynamic of a couple, that this is

522
00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:15,720
how you make good decisions. You kinda bounce, yeah, you

523
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:19,559
bounce back on. But if you don't think that she's

524
00:27:19,599 --> 00:27:22,440
putting out the little teaser for what's to come in

525
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,759
their marriage, it's happening now. That's how it always starts.

526
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,920
You think we're not connected, we're not seeing eye to

527
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:34,160
eye anymore. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Shane, get the best

528
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,920
force attorney in Orange County. Right now, Old Patty's telling

529
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:37,440
you to do that.

530
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,839
Speaker 2: And sh Shane, how did you not think that this

531
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,279
was going to happen? You've been waddling around the place,

532
00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:46,640
drinking big gulps, leaving big gulps all over the place,

533
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:50,559
and not passing the bar, like come on. So Katie

534
00:27:50,559 --> 00:27:53,759
heads over to the Bookie and Jen's house, and her

535
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,359
husband was hesitant in the past to get to know

536
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,720
him because he was a tanned butt block who was

537
00:27:59,039 --> 00:28:02,400
addicted to mal rum and also crime. Evidently, so I

538
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:07,519
understand his hesitancy, but I was confused as to why

539
00:28:07,559 --> 00:28:11,759
there was staff working a four person dinner, especially when

540
00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:12,759
you don't have any money.

541
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: Well, that's what you do when you don't have any money.

542
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,839
You try and make other people think that you have

543
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,680
money so that you can get investors.

544
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:26,279
Speaker 2: Who do you think is a more disastrous car crash

545
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:33,200
butt plug and Jen or Shane and Emily, Because I mean,

546
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,720
there is no way that Jen and this guy are no.

547
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: Zero He's got Next season, the storyline will be that

548
00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:47,119
he is bankrupt. Oh yeah, and so she'll be homeless again.

549
00:28:48,279 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: Yep, that's what happens. It's amazing that certain people are

550
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,039
just magnets and conduits of for horrible people.

551
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,079
Speaker 1: Well you can tell, all right. So one could argue

552
00:28:59,119 --> 00:29:03,079
that Ryan's trying to barry the hatchet the bookie. He

553
00:29:03,119 --> 00:29:05,359
walks in as Matt sitting there, and he goes to

554
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:09,680
tequila tacos and good friends. Excuse me, that guy over

555
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,000
there didn't want anything to fucking do with you last

556
00:29:12,039 --> 00:29:13,200
time you guys saw each other.

557
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 2: He hates you. He actually doesn't want.

558
00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:16,559
Speaker 1: To be He thinks you're fucking sketchy.

559
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,319
Speaker 2: And I wouldn't want to be either, because, like imagine,

560
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,440
you know, when I see you, I'm really happy for

561
00:29:23,519 --> 00:29:25,480
lots of reasons, but one of the things that I

562
00:29:25,519 --> 00:29:28,400
took for granted is with you, I've never had to

563
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:33,799
think about possibly being deposed as a result of just

564
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,839
having a conversation with huh. Right, With Ryan, it's a

565
00:29:37,839 --> 00:29:40,440
little bit different. Also, he's a little butt plug who's

566
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,440
addicted to Malibu.

567
00:29:41,559 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: Um, I cannot it's gonna be the best storyline of

568
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,160
next season. Yeah that money only lasts a long or

569
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,799
well here we're downsizing to a condo. Yeah right, that's

570
00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:53,119
the first step you sell the house.

571
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,559
Speaker 2: Yeh. And I love Jen, but when we get to

572
00:29:56,599 --> 00:29:59,480
that point, we're going to be like I mean, what

573
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:04,759
are you doing? You have seventy two children, you know.

574
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,440
All Right, So it turns out that it's not just

575
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:10,000
Katie and Golfer who are going to be heading over.

576
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,000
We are reintroduced to Gretchen and Slade.

577
00:30:13,759 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: And her filtered nose.

578
00:30:15,319 --> 00:30:15,519
Speaker 2: Yeah.

579
00:30:15,559 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: I think that's discussed by heaven Bro and tam Rat.

580
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,319
I was odd to see.

581
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 2: Heather slamming down on a substantive meal Habitburger. It was

582
00:30:24,759 --> 00:30:27,880
bizarre to see her eat something with mayonnaise.

583
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:32,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was. You know, the Debros, you know, I

584
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,799
hate their guts. Everything always seems like a move like

585
00:30:37,359 --> 00:30:40,680
could that have been for Heather to Bro to squeak

586
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:45,400
out ten grand from Habit Burger? As never put anything

587
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,039
past those two.

588
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,039
Speaker 2: Habitburger sounds fantastic, by the way.

589
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,119
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not a fan, Okay, but I welcome

590
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,559
them as a sponsor if they ever wanted to come aboard. Okay,

591
00:30:54,599 --> 00:30:57,960
all right, So a couple things here. The filtered photo.

592
00:30:58,599 --> 00:31:01,000
I have a couple friends on Facebook that do this

593
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:05,200
where the photo is so blurry it makes you look

594
00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:07,200
like it. You start to look like an avatar, you

595
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,440
look like a ghost or a ghost. Don't do that.

596
00:31:11,599 --> 00:31:12,200
This is the rule.

597
00:31:12,559 --> 00:31:16,559
Speaker 2: Don't do that if you're ugly, just don't post the pictures.

598
00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:19,599
Speaker 1: You know that, that's right. You go like, I think

599
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,400
the person's like, well, I kind of look kind of

600
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,039
good in this, but there's just a couple of things

601
00:31:24,079 --> 00:31:25,559
I don't like about it, and they.

602
00:31:25,359 --> 00:31:29,079
Speaker 2: Start funneling with it, slippery slope big time. Before you

603
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,519
know it, the park bench behind you is going to

604
00:31:31,559 --> 00:31:35,200
have some odd black hole kind of suck vacuum pattern

605
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,079
and people are gonna be.

606
00:31:36,039 --> 00:31:38,599
Speaker 1: Like, oh, look at the photo and go maybe not

607
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,000
a winner, not my day today. Yeah, I don't care

608
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,640
if you're in Vegas vacationing, right, right, right, don't post it.

609
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:47,279
Speaker 2: Be present with the experience, right, It's not for anybody else.

610
00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:53,559
So we are reintroduced, like I said, and we're gonna

611
00:31:53,599 --> 00:31:57,160
have quite a bit of a feud between Gretchen and Tamra.

612
00:31:57,319 --> 00:31:59,920
Oh that's kinds in which I'm very very excited about.

613
00:32:00,599 --> 00:32:03,359
For those unfamiliar with Slade and Gretchen, can you give

614
00:32:03,359 --> 00:32:06,559
a little background on their love And I know she

615
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:10,200
was banging Steve at Best Lake, but Slade and Gretchen

616
00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:13,440
are a really really powerful couple.

617
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,599
Speaker 1: They've been together for a very long time, and as

618
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,880
she touches on later in the episode, a lot of

619
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,200
people had judged them as just being like something in

620
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:27,200
the Bang Buddies. That's right. Slade was on episode one

621
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,000
of Real Housewives of Orange County. He has worked his

622
00:32:30,039 --> 00:32:36,079
way through most of that cast. Yes, forgive me. He

623
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,400
had a hot little Latina chick that was on season one.

624
00:32:39,519 --> 00:32:45,720
He was also banging Vindy Vicki Gundlsson's secretary who married

625
00:32:45,759 --> 00:32:49,559
a millionaire and then her son went off and murdered somebody. Yeah,

626
00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:51,920
and so he's just made his way. He's always been

627
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,720
in that universe. So of course, when Gretchen was the

628
00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:57,680
new hobby on the show, we all knew that he

629
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,759
would go for her, and and he got that girl.

630
00:33:00,039 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, he's frosted enos sauced them all.

631
00:33:03,759 --> 00:33:06,279
Speaker 1: He was where he made all his money was that

632
00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:08,799
real estate bubble of two thousand and six and seven.

633
00:33:09,079 --> 00:33:10,559
That's where he made all his money.

634
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: And then he just hedges bets or something.

635
00:33:14,519 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: He was doing all those fucking phony boloney mortgage loans

636
00:33:17,519 --> 00:33:20,160
and then he was broke and that's when he meant Gretchen.

637
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,519
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, it's good to see a redemption story

638
00:33:23,559 --> 00:33:25,000
for such a lovely human being.

639
00:33:25,119 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: The old guy that she was engaged to, that she

640
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,319
was cheating on with Steve at bass Lake, he bought

641
00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:31,759
her a condo before he died.

642
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 2: Oh really really yeah, that's nice.

643
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: And sadly enough, I think they touch on it. His

644
00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:39,759
son died of twenty two. That poor kid was sick

645
00:33:39,799 --> 00:33:40,599
his entire life.

646
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,119
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's my biggest fear. All right, let's get

647
00:33:44,119 --> 00:33:49,720
to Tamera an HD being a really disgusting and proving

648
00:33:49,759 --> 00:33:53,039
that some people cannot be helped by electrolyte drinking therapists.

649
00:33:53,519 --> 00:33:55,319
Tamar accuses Jen of wanting.

650
00:33:55,079 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 1: To be like her single white female she used.

651
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 2: To be fat, and she says, look look at this

652
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:02,480
picture and how disgusting and fet she is. And then

653
00:34:02,519 --> 00:34:07,039
she says she actually went into a salon and said,

654
00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:11,360
can I can you put Tamra's old tracks in my head?

655
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:18,440
Which can't be true? And Tamara, no one wants to.

656
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 1: Be like you.

657
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:25,280
Speaker 2: You are. You are well on your way to being

658
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:31,519
something that you would find in Jumanji, just something really

659
00:34:31,559 --> 00:34:33,239
scary and chasing.

660
00:34:33,599 --> 00:34:40,119
Speaker 1: You know, tam Rat has really become true evil. Yeah,

661
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:43,039
and that's on display here when she showed exactly how

662
00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:45,760
solas she is when she brought up that Grayson whose

663
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,480
Slade's son, that his funeral had to be paid for

664
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:55,679
with a GoFundMe because Slade sucks those things. You can

665
00:34:56,079 --> 00:34:58,800
keep those close to the vest. You don't need to

666
00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,880
put that kind of stuff out.

667
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,679
Speaker 2: Now. She's a fucking disgusting human being. So let's get

668
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:06,400
to hot Pot. Emily heads over first. This is very awkward.

669
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,840
She tells her husband that she'd rather have a hot

670
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,840
pocket than hot pot, and I would say, right, you are.

671
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,480
You are not ready for this kind of spice. It

672
00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:17,639
is going to wreck havoc on your butthole. Okay, that's

673
00:35:17,679 --> 00:35:18,119
what hot pi.

674
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 1: So this is that part of the episode I missed,

675
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,760
So you need to take care of this.

676
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: All right. Well, the Lord we're heading over there, and Gretchen,

677
00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:27,519
you know, Gretchen is being asked by Jen like, are

678
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:30,239
you prepared for the kind of tension and animosity that

679
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,400
you're about to bear down and witness and be a

680
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,280
part of and victim of? And she says, you know,

681
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,400
my favorite Bible verse because all of these women are

682
00:35:37,679 --> 00:35:41,199
oh God fearing, Wow, she is. My favorite Bible verse

683
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:44,119
is the Lord will fight for you. You need only

684
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,280
be still.

685
00:35:48,519 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 1: Cool.

686
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,559
Speaker 2: That is really really cool. It's also not a lord

687
00:35:52,679 --> 00:35:55,480
that I want any part of, because I really don't

688
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,199
want a lord who sees these bitches squabbling and goes,

689
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,960
you know what, I've got a clock in here. I

690
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,119
want a lord who's a little bit more focused on

691
00:36:04,159 --> 00:36:06,760
the bigger picture. Sure, but uh, you know, I think

692
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,400
that these are you know, little things that we convince

693
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,440
ourselves of, you know what I'm talking about. I mean,

694
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,519
imagine I think the Lord would step in on this

695
00:36:13,559 --> 00:36:17,679
hot pot feud he's working on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally

696
00:36:18,079 --> 00:36:22,039
all right. So tam Reverse, Gretchen and also Heather is

697
00:36:22,119 --> 00:36:26,639
drinking champagne at this I'm sure they have the champagne, yaps.

698
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,239
They probably have champagne because they're like, there are going

699
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,679
to be some snooty white women that come in here

700
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:34,920
and need champagne.

701
00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: Right.

702
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Speaker 2: Also, maybe people want to celebrate. I don't know, but

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it's very odd to me that Heather has to drink

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champagne everywhere she goes.

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Speaker 1: One thing of note, and I noticed that as well,

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is that tam Rat reminds us that Gretchen had reached

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out to her a strange daughter Sydney. Yeah, would she

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I wouldn't call it reaching out.

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Speaker 2: No one would call it reaching out. Okay, she said,

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you made contact with my daughter, and she said, I've

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commented on a Facebook post of first. Still not a

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great thing to do. But the way that Tamar is

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trying to frame this is just dishonest and and roll.

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Speaker 1: You know, here's the other odd part. They both say

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that they haven't seen or talked to each other in

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fourteen years. They live in Orange County. They absolutely must have.

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Now Gretchen sits down and tam Rat in her exchange

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niceties and Gretchen is clearly sees this as a warfare

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tactic used by tam Rat right before she strikes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, Gretchen says, it's you know, she's looking for

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the expression, and you know, the producer says the same

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old dog and pony show, and she says, I knew

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there was a bit involved, and I like Gretchen, She's

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like an old drunk church you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: But before we get.

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Speaker 2: To that, well, we'll wrap the episode with this because

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the the Storm's badore clandestine taping thing gets brought up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now, Bill, sorry, my apologies for this, but I

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had to note on the rack straw in itself. Of

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course this restaurant is the molested cousin of a Korean

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barbecue restaurant. What the fuck is this? They've tricked you

732
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into showing up to a place and now going to

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reach for the own, your own food that you're going

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to cook. Yeah, well it's a it's Chinese.

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Speaker 2: Uh So it's a Chinese version of communal dining, and

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you know, it's very, very popular and a beautiful and

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rich colinary tradition. Uh it is a little, you know,

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labor intensive. You do have to put your own stuff

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in there, but it's fun, right, you know, It's like

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if laser tag was soup. But anyways, we get to

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this recording and Meatball brings up the fact that Katie

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did this, and there's an accusation that Katie sent it

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to Jugs. Katie says, I didn't send it to Jugs,

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which probably means she did send it to drugs because

745
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she's an evil agent of chaos who's bad at being

746
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an evil agent of chaos, and says I did and

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send it to Jugs. I sent it to my husband,

748
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which is not a really great cover story, Like what

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are you doing recording me without my knowledge? Ever? Period?

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It's never a good thing to do. And same old

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dog and Pony show. Shannon storms Badour gets up and

752
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leaves and says, I can't have this. We talked about

753
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it last season. The producers must have zip ties everywhere

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Shannon Badoor goes. We cannot have her get up every time,

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every single time. It's like, what are we doing here?

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We want the guts, we want the glory, and so

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do you get in the comments let us know what

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you thought about the episode. We are are covering Miami

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help support us, donate a little and if you can

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you very much. Of a great weekend. I'm doing Sago

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by pat Aye.

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Speaker 1: Later, dudes,