Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons, throwing some ice,
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Speaker 2: Boy, Hello and welcome. Thank you for getting your pawn on.
Thank you for telling a friend.
Speaker 3: That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship.
Speaker 2: And look who's a board. Whoa, he's back, baby back,
I'm back with a benger's baby. He'm shaking money making
tar power.
Speaker 4: Many are twenty four to seven of the one your
mother warned you about dougging fresh in the.
Speaker 3: Our neighbors are gonna be a complaint. Fun damn, come on,
you can't do that.
Speaker 2: You can't. Well, well, I guess you could next door.
It's a whole lot of them. There a whole bunch
of yeah stuff going on. What's going on? Brother?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Good stuff? Yeah, yes, good stuff? Been too long? Yeah? Well,
I feel like a booty call these days. Just how's
it going like? I'll give you a call when I
watch it. Just well, I'm I'm come over and make
you feel good. I leave for another month. Yeah, that's
the way I like it, Doug.
Speaker 3: I mean that's basically that's you feel that I keep
coming shumming it up.
Speaker 2: But I mean, you know, just like most women in
my life.
Speaker 3: I mean, uh, I'm kidding, yeah, I I I don't know.
Speaker 2: Our schedules are. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: In stalls a lot of things in my life. My
schedule now, but uh, it's been great. I've been, you know,
going through a bunch of stuff. I've got basketball things
with my son, it's good. Got the men, yeah, mental
health stuff that I'm doing. So it's all been pretty good.
Got one hundred average so far, Bud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how many there's four.
Speaker 3: Classes with big paper. I mean this is intense, ship, dude.
This is for mental stuff. Yeah, it's all it's licensed
mental health counseling. So when I'm done, I take the license.
I can see people, I can diagnose.
Speaker 2: Oh you're doing it. Oh that's right, you're getting your masters. Yeah.
So I mean it's intense. This is going to turn
into Frasier, That's what they were joking about.
Speaker 3: And uh, I'm actually looking right now at a building
to buy, to build out and put a bunch of
studios in and Uh, we'll see if that happens.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm talking to some people. Get so much on
your plate.
Speaker 3: I great stuff though, you know what I mean that
it's great stuff Like moving forward with all this to
an actual facility that's freestanding. It's ours that I can
do a bunch of different things in I think, is
uh kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is it gonna be a Fairport or where? Yeah?
I want to stay in Fairport? Yeah, of course you do.
Speaker 3: And I want to stay closer to the canal. Yes,
this is home.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is doubling different from you got it buddy?
How you know? No? Ye? Oh my god, I love
that play. I don't drink as much anymore. I really don't.
I fool. I put something in the.
Speaker 3: Glass, but it's not alcohol, Okay.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, if I'm out, I'm usually I will drink. I'm
not saying I don't drink. People are like, oh, fuck
you man, I saw you like a month ago. Yeah,
all right, Doug. I need to know about what's happening
with Doug. I believe there's been a fifteen years of
fundraising for breast cancer?
Speaker 2: Am I right on the ears? Yes? And I think
the way I was seeing it.
Speaker 3: I heard you got a commendation, a proclamation, proclamation, and
I am just going I was thinking about this, and
I go, my god, I don't think I know any
man who has spent fifteen years thinking about breasts and
people refer to him as a hero.
Speaker 2: I do you know what I'm saying? You know what
I'm saying? Hey, right, I mean that's it. You're like
a sum I a of boobs right now.
Speaker 3: You could see a woman walk by thirty four or
see underwire hints of confidence, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Well, between the jobs I've had and the fund raise.
Speaker 3: I work with a lot of brass, a lot of brass.
But I heard that there was the proclamation. Did what
is the What is a proclamation?
Speaker 2: So well let me you want me to talk about
the event first? What's the event? Bowling? I know I
just talked to you about it. Yeah, but fifteen years
at bowler roll right, well not all bowler, but it
was a fifteen year and first time in fifteen years
I've had all full lanes, thirty two lanes. There was
teams of six and some had a few extra. Yeah,
the first time. So because honestly, if I didn't have that.
I wasn't gonna do bowling anymore. Last year, five teams
didn't show up. Wow, that sucks. And it was right
after my Mond's death. I'm like, you know what if
this happens again next year, I'm I'm gonna be done.
Just stick to golf. But no, there was actually more
people there and we broke some records. We do a
playing card, raffle twenty dollars a card. We went through
six decks, damn, thirty five prizes and then we went
out all night. You're saying you don't drink anymore. I
was drinking that day. Well, I mean, I'm not saying
I don't. It's not the World Series every week, but
that day was. Yeah. I haven't surprised myself how much
you drank? How much I drank? Yeah? Could you know
you can still swing the bad home running?
Speaker 3: Hang you're you're in You're exactly in your mid fifties.
You've been drinking since what age? What was the age
you first got drunk?
Speaker 2: Do you know twenty twenty one? In college?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god? Yeah? I didn't go to parties when I
was in high school or why I was invited? I
didn't I kind of got into the jack club later.
And yeah, I think there was one or two parties
that went to in Jesus Christ. I threw all the parties, right,
you how I throw the parties? I were breast, Yes,
that's right.
Speaker 3: I was fourteen when I first got drunk. Really, I
remember standing in my kitchen with my friend and God
Michael passed away DWI accident nineteen ninety three summer in
nineteen ninety three. We stood, and he was a little
bit younger than me, he might have been twelve.
Speaker 2: Twelve getting drunk. We stood.
Speaker 3: It took like two beers, right right, I mean, and
we stood in our kitchen and we're slapping each other
across the face because we couldn't feel our faces.
Speaker 2: I remember this distinctly. So anyway, And and what what
going to open up a mental health? Well, you know what,
I know where you've been, missus Williamson. I'm here. All
you need is this right across. Okay, hold on a little,
take your dentures out of it. Well, I don't know
that I'm going to open up anything. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I would like to tie it into this. I at
this point in my life, I and you and I
are probably talk about this in this podcast a little bit,
but sort of reinventing yourself, right, Yes, And I don't.
I feel like I have a lot. I'm fine in
a lot of ways that I don't need to work
worry about certain situations. You know what I'm saying. I'm
not worried about how am I gonna get food on
my table? And it's not a worry for me. Nice,
it's wonderful. That's a really, really wonderful thing. But I
worked hard to get there, so this stuff I can
take the time to massage into the way I want it,
and it's taken me two years to get to that point,
you know, so that that's kind of nice. But anyway,
I want to know about this. So the proclamation, this
is the thing I want to see because somebody told
me that there's a video and I have been neglecting.
Speaker 2: Why are you laughing? Why you're laughing?
Speaker 3: I have neglected to look at this and it has
been on my list.
Speaker 2: Check out Doug's video or we're not going to watch
it today because I have not watched it.
Speaker 3: Okay, but I heard that there was a breakdown, not
a breakdown, a fucking breakdown. I heard there was sobbing,
like your.
Speaker 2: Voice went away. Your voice went away.
Speaker 3: And then you're coming over and you're showing props from
the different years that you turned into caps, you turned
into our top showing different stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, who is this is this hillman? I
don't know what the fuck he's talking about. No, I'm
fucking with you. So before the breast cancer bowling, Chris
Thompson called me and she goes, just so you know,
we're warding you were giving you a proclamation. And I said,
it's great, what what is it? She goes, well, you're
gonna be honored. Josh Jensen from Assemblyman John Jensen from
Greece coming in. He just wants your vote on Tuesday.
That's all this from the local one thirty five. Okay,
is going to give you a proclamation for all your
years of dedication and fundraising. So I go, that's very
How did it? How did it feel when you got
that phone call? Tell me what? Well? I had to
go to Google and see what proclamation was. That's a
big word. Yeah sure so, and my mind was already
on the bowling events. So but it seems very nice,
very honored. You know that they're taking their time to
distinguish me is being one of their Yeah, long time
I think volunteers. Yeah. So we get through the bowling
and then the week after was at the coalition. So
obviously I haven't done this alone. As events got larger,
I helper's crew. You know, I have my regulars now.
So I was just I just went through all my
photo folders, picture folders through the years, and pretty amount
of Walgreens. I got some phone board and so I
made five six over fifteen years. So those are my
those are your props. Those are my props.
Speaker 3: You brought them all, Yeah, because came in with the crew.
Was there that that was you were trying to do
it my parents, You were trying to honor every your
friends who have helped you over the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I got to think, Doug, and you're so Also,
I'll say this people we lost because one of the
ladies was you know, morecotious. So when something man was
asking me, you know what made you do this? I
go wow, I just got into it. I was at
a fundraiser. I'm like, wow, this is great. Five hundred people.
I could do something like that. And then the first
year I think we had sixty six people, and then
next year and next year and year four we had people.
You know, lady came up to me. I'll never forget it.
She just started crying, saying, you my daughter was just diagnosed.
He you're helping her. I think that's where I got
a little weeping. And then I'm like, yeah, and the
people we lost. Diana mar Koshe I met her in
my fourth year, her fifth year her cancer came back,
and her sixth year I was at her funeral.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what I your beautiful woman, I will ask
you this. I'm thinking your laundry basket has to have
more pink in it than the most fourteen year old
girls named Madison.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking, Because you got right. I'm just
saying all the but that's the question that popped my eye.
Speaker 3: Go, I want to see his laundry basket now that
he's did it is for fifteen years.
Speaker 2: And everything's pink with the Susan B. Coleman. Right, So
I have a couple pink sure or black with a pink.
If I were pink, my nipples stick out and I
just can't have pink turn they're always pink. Gotta be
careful yeah, Johnny cash and preass Ca'm raising money for.
Speaker 3: But let me ask you a very serious question, because
I know that I like to stay on the lighter
side of things.
Speaker 2: But that's all right.
Speaker 3: What's the moment or the story or the turning point
that made you decide this wasn't just a cause to support,
but something to really dedicate a tremendous amount of time
to that year four?
Speaker 2: That year four and what was it in the year four?
Just a few people that are crying on my shoulder.
Speaker 3: People that were crying just knowing that you're making a
different just.
Speaker 2: Raising money and then going and partying all night and
then yes, you know, giving them a check and hey,
look what we did. But the women coming up, my
daughter just got diagnosed, and a friend of mine she
got she was helping me, Terry, she goes, this woman
just started bursting in tears her mother just died and
thanking us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her mother just died. Yeah, yeah, that's uh.
Speaker 2: So, then the survivors and the people that friend of
me have Facebook. I heard about this, I want to help,
and then just a little by little, just seems everybody
is affected.
Speaker 3: Where where does your money go? Does it go to
the Susan be coming.
Speaker 2: No Breast Cancer Coalish in Rochester.
Speaker 3: Frans Cancer Coolish in Rochester and does most of that
stay I'm not familiar, so yeah.
Speaker 2: It stays with Rochester helping women and also research, yeah,
but mainly helping women in Rochester.
Speaker 3: When you say helping women in Rochester and well, no,
here's what I love, and I maybe I'm wrong. I
love that whole idea of being a support, not just
but you know, you need a ride cancer treatment. Breast
Cancer Coalition is going to do that. But these things
don't run on air, right, they don't run on air,
so we need and then you need you can't pay
your electric bill this month because you're out of work.
Speaker 2: I think they've helped in them. I haven't indulged in
to find out what, but.
Speaker 3: I think that that's freaking amazing.
Speaker 2: I know in your four or five I met a
woman and she said the coalition helped her when she
had problem with her mortgage. I see.
Speaker 3: I think that's so great because there's the side of
cancer that we all know. We see the faces if
it's it's touched everybody, right, it's touched everybody's life.
Speaker 2: It's like seven degrees of Kevin Bacon, you got that's
kind of what I meant. With a breast cancer you
might not have, but your buddy's aunt just got to
be you hear about it, sure.
Speaker 3: And the thing is that you want to be able to.
I just don't think we think deep enough about it
because the person who's going through oh god, did you
hear about Beth, right whatever? And we don't think that
Beth probably can't work. She's got days that she just
doesn't even know why she's still here. She's pukeing, whatever's
going on. And you know, it's nice that you drop
off Lasagni or your ordered her. Yeah, you know, I mean,
that's nice. I can't I'm not knocking that.
Speaker 2: But that's a day.
Speaker 3: And what her big concern is is how she's going
to keep her cell phone on because that's really her yeah,
communication with everything, and these.
Speaker 2: Are that's a great things. They're real concerns.
Speaker 3: But I think it's a great thing that that's amazing
the breast cancer coalis in Rochester. I mean, and David
has to finally be fucking proud of.
Speaker 2: Soon, David. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: But here's another like sort of serious question after fifteen
years of fundraising, gathering people, motivating them. What have you
learned about people and what motivates people to be involved
in something like this because you know you talked about
last year, right, five teams canceled, you got five empty lanes. Now,
how do you just keep it both your and you're
not dealing with something.
Speaker 2: That's happy for most people?
Speaker 3: Right, So how do you keep you know, the motivation
and get people involved and want to care as much
as you do.
Speaker 2: Well, it's meeting the new people. Like this year, somebody
had a lane and now that she goes, hey, sign
me up next year, I want three lanes. Really, so yeah,
that's amazing, But that's in the heat of the moment.
We're having a great time, yes, and it gets eighteen
people to make sure you're there. Is one thing. The
kids that were four and five, five and six that
were coming with their parents, well they're now they're bowling
and buying me drink. Now they're twenty one, twenty two. Wow,
So yeah, that's a nice thing. I kind of want
to pass off the bowling after next year to younger group.
Chris English's son, he comes all pink decked out, you know,
got a lot of energy, and he's going to be
a father, you know, and this is a kid that
was bowling fifteen years ago, right, you know, will you
miss it if you don't do it? Well, I'll keep golf. Yeah, yeah,
golf is one day.
Speaker 3: But how much work is it? I mean, I know
it takes over your your space and your time, and
you know, and they're trying to.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll have from now till December, will be Thanksgiving, Christmas,
and then January first week, you know, twenty dollars, thirty
dollars a week, I'll start buying scratch offs, a couple
of bottles of wine. So this is all your money,
yeah at the beginning. I mean I recoup some of
it as we go along, but to get the you know,
golf shirts and sale, golf parel on sale, and you
got to be looking and then just it's really you
don't want to tell people too early because they forget.
You can't tell them too late. But now the ball's
kind of rolling that they know it's the third week
in August and then the I think last year was
just a big speed bump in it. Yeah, where there
was a wedding people forgot about and you know, this
was second, but this year there was I mean, there
was a lot of people. There's two to three hund people.
Everybody having a great time. I guess it smiles as
the hugs. It's a you're doing a great job. It's
just good to see everybody. Who who doesn't like a
great party, you know? Oh no, I agree with that.
Speaker 3: But you're known to so many people as kind of
the breast cancer guy. I would think, the fundraising guy.
Speaker 2: I get. I don't. I don't really know what I am. Yeah,
because I don't, what is it? How has it shaped
who you are? And I'll ask you this.
Speaker 3: You talk about walking away from the bowling right, letting
Chris English's son. I don't know Chris, but won't give
her the shout out her son take over?
Speaker 2: What do you want your legacy sort of to be?
And all? I don't know if you started it I did,
it would just be having a good time and raising
money for a great cause. Everybody having a good time.
That's always a priority. Let's have a good time, right
you are? You are a good time guy. I'm trying, uh,
you know. And it's nice that people hunk my horn
inst of twooting it yourself, you know, what I mean,
try to be humble and that brag about it was.
I just gonna say the getting the prizes, there was
something new this year, and just the music and putting
it all together. Gosh, I can't remember. And plus the
survivor of friends that I have, well, you can probably
also name forty seven different shades of pink. I would
think by this point my laundry. No, I'm just asking.
Speaker 3: I just thought, because it's pink, I go as you're talking,
I want to hear you. You know it's you and
fourteen year old Madison up the street and have a competition,
and whose closet.
Speaker 2: Is more pink? Yeah? You know what is nice? Though?
People call me for advice and running events they do, yes, okay,
so mean a consultant. Yeah, you know. I there's a
there's a balance, Like some people the silent auctions. We're
going to make so much ont of silent actions. Well
no you're not. No, yes we are. We've got We've
got box seats to this. We got box seats. Right,
So now there's a different degree. I mean, I'm not poor,
but I'm not well off with money. But the people
coming into the fundraiser, if they see this signent auction
prize for tickets to the Bills game, They're going to
buy their own where they want. So this four hundred
dollars package, you're not getting one thousand dollars for for
somebody being nice. They're gonna buy their own thousand dollars
package where they wanted to with the VIP parking and
going to the So well, it depends.
Speaker 3: I mean if you have somebody who's been touched by
it and thought.
Speaker 2: This even but if you have twenty dollars a card, yeah, yeah,
and I can pick anything off this. I had thirty
five prizes all over one hundred dollars. Some savage son
at the end gave me twenty five hundred dollars worth
of free gutters up to two hundred feet on your house. Nice.
So that was the kid that just bought a house,
really excited. He was thankful was up there and grabbed it.
Now the bag I get I can get from show
World apparatuses. You know you gotta be over to any
one to win it. You got you got why you
gotta be under? You gotta be under eighty one to
use it.
Speaker 3: Come on, that's a joke. But why do you have
to be over twenty one? Why can't be eighteen?
Speaker 2: Listen? Just you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: No, I mean butt plug eight Oh my god, fucking
eighteen year old?
Speaker 2: The butt plug. What I'm just saying, I just just
a thought, you know the fact? No, No, why said
it is? I don't know. I mean that that's dirty.
But well, man, you were a single guy at fifty
five years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people would say commitment issues me. Yeah, but you listen,
let me just say this on your behalf. You have
been dedicated to breast for over a decade.
Speaker 2: And a half. I think laughter, Yes, yes, I know,
I know what is in the the What does show
World give you? There was a butt plug. There was
a uh of rubber vagina? Oh for men? Did you
keep it? No? Okay? Too small for oh yeah, all right,
put that picture to make those nipples pop? Pocket rocket okay?
Gels gels yeah, aint lou whoa, whoa, whoa. There was
a banana rama cream to put on a men's penis women,
so it tastes like a banana. It tastes like chicken.
And then there was a rabbit three thousand oh yeah,
those are thirty five dollars Because I look up all
the prices. Yeah, put it right through the wall with
that rabbit. Three thousand chip your teeth. Oh god, yes,
well that's only the Polish women. So everything in the
band came to about two hundred fifty dollars. Nice, and
it's been a very popular shaving cream. Well. Look I
had one hundred dollars of Domini's the Gatehouse, uh kel
Forte Tavern, Taver nineteen Yeah, a couple other places. I
had gift cards to Target. Yeah it's a golf bag
of flat screen TV. And the third thing to go,
is it that bag of goodies? Yeah? So hey, hey,
that's right. But you don't keep a little something for Doug.
Yeah no, what no, I just not even a little No,
I don't even.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying it's her pleasure, it's not yours, buddy.
Hey look, I'm just here for the good time, right.
But if this helps you get a good time, baby,
I'm in.
Speaker 2: I'm all about helping people, helping people. Oh man, it's good.
But it went great. And like I say, in about
three weeks November twenty second, we will announce the total
total fantastic be looking for that.
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was not expecting this at all. We will get to
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night it. Was yeah, so uh and everybody wants their
fish fry and everything, like that and they want to
be home with, the kids and so you just picked
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the chance for girls to show.
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something neat and we were right Next to louisville. A,
campus yea the airport where. We're staying And so, i'm
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clean sure. Very cool we drove around and then. COME
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the oar and, oh, Gosh damn i'm coming. Back there
Where's the? HALLOWEEN party? I think so had to be a. Frat, party,
okay yeah that's what. You want college everybody dresses like,
A well i just remember being IN you I, hate halloween. You.
DO yeah i never Was a. HALLOWEEN guy i don't.
Speaker 3: KNOW why i just. NEVER was i trick. OR treated
i think up to about fourteen, or so that's the
age REMEMBER guys uh Stopping us like some guys jumped
out of the brush and they were gonna try to steal,
our CANDY and i. Recognized him but my one friend
ran just fucking ran all the way to my house
and he comes in and he's huffing. And puffing he
can't catch his breath and he's huffing, and puffing and my,
father goes.
Speaker 2: Would you like to pop? For apples it's just.
Speaker 3: He's like they're gonna Get so AND then i come walking,
in later my, father's like? WHAT happened, i, Go nothing
it WAS the i knew who, it WAS and, i
go fuck, you guys and that was that.
Speaker 2: Was it it sort of ended. That way, they're like
oh you it was just kids beating up by the kids.
Speaker 3: Are, CANDY yeah i mean it was sort. Of FUNNY
and i just once these kids kind of.
Speaker 2: Knew Who they they WEREN'T gonna i. DON'T know i
HAD a I don't i.
Speaker 3: DON'T know i had a way of getting along, with everybody,
didn't matter and as you, do NOW and i would
love to have gotten in.
Speaker 2: A fight it. Was fine i'm not gonna you knowing
your face to see if you Can feel, oh, god right. That's.
It Uh The World.
Speaker 3: Series big first, Of All, ernie clement who Is from
brighton and has been bounced around a. Little bit he
was With The white sox now At The. Blue jays is.
Speaker 2: Unfucking believable this.
Speaker 3: Kid is it's such a fun thing to. Watch him,
last night he hits a beautiful double, two outs it gets.
On baits unfortunately the guy after him. Strikes OUT but,
i mean it's been fun to watch this kid and
the series.
Speaker 2: All. The GAMES but i have, been WATCHING.
Speaker 3: So i wasn't gonna watch. It All and, i'm like you,
know what there's. NO sports i just like having sports
on Sometimes when i'm editing podcast or if i'm, cleaning
something and, you know basketball on.
Speaker 2: Every night yeah.
Speaker 3: THERE is i could GO, to NBC but, i thought
let me check this out because It's The world. Series
HOCKEY and i used to, Love. BASEBALL doug i had the.
Sticker albums as, A kid i collected baseball car AND
then i just sort of.
Speaker 2: Fell, off YEAH.
Speaker 3: Once i turned about fourteen, years old there was something
else on, My.
Speaker 2: Mind bud it was, SOMETHING nails I go. Coo tang it.
Really wasn't but so from baseball cars, to, Playboys, well
dad your subscriptions up to be quite honest.
Speaker 3: WITH you i had. A playboy i. Told YOU when
i was in, third grade a kid in second grade
stole his, dad's playboy brought it on, the BUS and
I think i had a boner for the. Entire day
and he gave me, the CENTERFOLD and, i remember and
she was there spread like out and she had a,
big BUSH and I think i physically humped that picture
every day from nineteen eighty five to probably about nineteen.
EIGHTY seven i. Don't know, i'm, kidding uh because it
was probably eighty one to. Eighty three but, EITHER way
i was.
Speaker 2: Really young and a lot of that has to do
with just have a fucked. Up background that's all. You need,
SO yeah, I did I but. I didn't i played
baseball as. A kid i, loved it and then it
just sort of.
Speaker 3: Went AWAY and i always wonder WHY did, I Stop
and i'm not really SURE why i stopped, Doing it
but watching this has. BEEN great, I, mean god damn
the GAME that i, couldn't stay that's what brought. ME
in i turn on the news the next day and
they're going on about the game that went till three
o'clock in, The morning.
Speaker 2: East, fifty, yeah right, okay Game But east. COAST time
i didn't even turn. IT nine i was like six
and a, half hour and they're going one of.
Speaker 3: The most, amazing GAMES and, i, Go yeah i'm NOT sure.
I would, I mean i guess if, you're there it's
nail biting and. All that But then, I'M like i
should check. This out And then, i'm like, holy shit
look At The. BLUE jays, i mean you got an
unbelievable team with unbelievable Talent.
Speaker 2: In la they.
Speaker 3: BOUGHT it i. Get it. It's fine we all bitch.
ABOUT it i think it's great. For baseball make them, the,
enemy right you got?
Speaker 2: An? Enemy yeah and, then uh You.
Speaker 3: Know Toronto, ed's canada but we got a guy from
here from where, we, are Right.
Speaker 2: It's canada but it's Mainly. All, AMERICANS yeah i mean
it Is.
Speaker 3: All Americans and i'm watching this last NIGHT and, I,
go GOD and i.
Speaker 2: WAS hoping i.
Speaker 3: Was hoping they seem to have little Moments to jays
that they were gonna, come back, come back, Come back and.
Speaker 2: That picture is really. Really, good well here's the.
Speaker 3: Bad part guy, smacks, one right it gets past the
outfielder and gets.
Speaker 2: Stuck in the wall get. Stuck, IN yeah i saw.
Ground double like the guys throw up. Their, HANDS yeah,
i go how enough fuck does?
Speaker 3: That happen that ball is moving at what one hundred
and ten miles an hour minimum off the bat and
just right to see when you fucking believe by, the
way it. Just stuck it just stopped like the guy's
gonna play it off. The Wall and, i'm like this is.
Speaker 2: Fucking amazing you would have if he would have picked,
that up then all, bets, off right but he knew not.
To right it was a ground.
Speaker 3: Room Double but, i'm, like shit you almost wish it
just went up a. Little bit, it's like how in
the fuck?
Speaker 2: Did that and that's why everybody was waiting for that
six and a, half hour waiting for, that play that
magic that high, you know that, home run or you
get hit by a pitch and then you steal second
out this guy running position and you're waiting for the
next two batters just to.
Speaker 3: Hit him you watched a guy, last, night, Yes yeah.
Bluejay Player, yeah kirk big. Fat guy you can't.
Speaker 2: Miss him no? Favorite player?
Speaker 1: He is?
Speaker 2: He is who's there Was?
Speaker 3: ANOTHER kirk i thought? YEARS ago i knew there was
a There Was, Kirby Pucket, kirby puckett but there was a.
Pass away yeah.
Speaker 2: HE did I Remember Kirk jookie betts has been around
for a While show tani and. Is, AMAZING yes i mean.
That guy he's in the same Sentence With babe ruth
because the play he hits three home runs in the
game and, they go you know the last guy, did
that and the, guy's, like No It's. Babe ruth, that's yeah.
Speaker 3: You know but to, say that did you see in
the sixth inning? Last night yea guy jumps on the
field runs With an. American, FLAG NO i i knew
somebody jumped on.
Speaker 2: THE field i don't. Know why but what else was? He? Naked,
no no just running With the american flag and? Wearing
pink he?
Speaker 3: Was, not unfortunately well you should have said him, A sure. I, was,
yeah no it, with somebody and it just reminded ME
like i am maybe the only one that kind of
loves when. That, happens Yeah and i'll tell, you WHY
because i go the balls to. Do that, number one
you know you're gonna get smeared across. THE field, i
mean you were eating some of that fucking turf and
there and.
Speaker 2: And you're going.
Speaker 3: To jail and, you're right you're probably going. To jail
and but do you remember back in the day Morgana The, Kissing, bandit.
Speaker 2: Yes Huge double, d's, huge huge and she.
Speaker 3: Would just come running out and it almost became a
bit for baseball in.
Speaker 2: A way like in. OTHER sports i think. It was
did she?
Speaker 3: Do, basketball YEAH because i remember her. RUNNING out i
thought She Kissed. GEORGE brett i, don't remember but she
would run out on the field kiss guys and it
was like no one came and tackled, Hers THAT and i,
always wondered how did.
Speaker 2: That begin that's the Thing that i'm most.
Speaker 3: Curious about like this kid, last night something he planned
to do before you went to, the game clearly because
you brought.
Speaker 2: A, Flag right but then how about the guy that?
Speaker 3: Runs naked there was a guy that ran naked In the, bills,
Game right and then you find out later they got
drunk and one of his, BUDDIES goes i. Dare you
and that's all it takes for. Some guys i'm, telling,
you like take me back thirty years AND go i?
Dare YOU and i, Probably, WOULD oh i think so
at twenty four. YEARS old I think i Would, have.
Speaker 2: Yeah absolutely that's. A trek meet cops a half an
hour by then, you're, Like okay i'm ready.
Speaker 3: To go but then you and in, A way, i
go if you're really a fan of, one team if
you time, it right it may be.
Speaker 2: The spark that gets your. Walking, AROUND yeah, i thought
well that might have thrown Off his That's what i'm.
Speaker 3: Saying, is, rhythm, right sure because you're in, a, zone
right you got to get in that zone For the.
Speaker 2: There's another guy in the seventies. EARLY eighties i think
that he would poses baseball players and he got Into
An all. Star game he had a uniform. AND everything
i don't know if he, got announced but he got
out there in, the outfield and the other two, guys,
are hey you know what's? Going on i'm so and
SO and i don't know if there's a documentary, on
him but you can look.
Speaker 3: It. Up wait the guy just he just walked out and,
just yeah he got. The uniform where did you get the? Uniform,
from well he didn't buy. It online he got It From.
Speaker 2: Civil star but he would try to get on people's
teams and just sit in the dugout, with him and
there's so much. Going on, you know you have you
have a left. Handed pitcher you might see him once. A. Year,
Yeah sure oh that's. Fucking fantastic tell me more, about
this DO you i Have to is there? A documentary
i don't know. About that i'd. Have to i'll look
it up at. The break that. Is fantastic what a
ballsy thing to want a? Ball, thing yes but see
the problem is.
Speaker 3: Now you just don't know, somebody's, motives right and we're
very heightened and we live in a world post nine
to eleven that security has been tightened at everything and
then RIGHTFULLY so.
Speaker 2: I can't by, the way everything in the AIRPORT when
i came back. WAS fine i had to wake up
at four in. The morning my Plane left Louisville six
washington for two hours and then Home. To rochester so.
No problem and how did?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 2: Go? Way, great yeah because you didn't have air traffic
control and. No. Problems. Yeah, none yeah some of the
airports are having delays some of. That stuff but and
then it'll.
Speaker 3: Probably get worse is this continues to. Go on, YOU know, i,
mean look these guys aren't. GETTING paid i did not
know they were. Federal, employees yeah they're not.
Speaker 2: GETTING paid, i, mean, RIGHT look i did not see
any Looting through fairport. Or anything no grocery stores or anything. Like,
that well there's enough people starving to death without, any money, not.
Speaker 3: YET right i think the snap benefits are sort of
a scary thing for, some people depending, on that and
it's a, you know it does come down to. Survival
STUFF but i think that in a lot of communities
there's enough volunteer.
Speaker 2: Stuff that they really do open, door mission food pantries
and things right that that.
Speaker 3: Are helpful certainly not something that, you know you got
to kind of swallow your pride and go, all right
this Is where.
Speaker 2: I'm at doesn't mean you're gonna. Stay there it's.
Speaker 3: Temporary thing that was a big thing with schools making sure,
there's breakfast FLEs and and the schools do a pretty
good job with.
Speaker 2: That stuff that's all state, funded obviously, You, KNOW doug
i there were grand.
Speaker 3: Public, schools yeah, not no but. Definitely not but they
believe kind, of exactly. YOU know, I mean i stall tell.
You something my kid graduated there five. YEARS ago i still.
HAS leftover i KNEW what, I paid i KNEW what,
i PAID then.
Speaker 2: I knew i KNEW what. I PAID then i hear,
the PRICE how. I go i don't know how you do.
WITH that i think you're talking over twenty grand. A
year i.
Speaker 3: Think so now there's scholarships that you, can get there's tuition,
assistance THINGS but i got none of, that right right,
and SO and i wasn't, paying THAT but i thought
it was great for that one particular son. OF mine
i didn't do it for the, other TWO but i
did for that. One guy it was the. Right move
i'll never never ever regret. Doing that but, you're right,
those schools but you're not coming from the. Same thing
public is going to get a vast array. OF everything
i knew there were grants for the public schools to
get the breakfasts, and THINGS but i think now, EVERY
school i think, you're right has free breakfast and, free
lunch and it must be state funded in, some way,
Absolutely right but there's got to SOMEBODY'S making i think
you also get a somebody's, making money a lunch card
that your parents can put.
Speaker 2: Money on but there's gotta be there's gotta be. There's
FUNDING when, I went.
Speaker 3: I don't KNOW WHEN i i put money on a
lunch card last year because my Kid's. AT fairport i
haven't put money on a lunch card.
Speaker 1: THIS year.
Speaker 3: I have put money for. Broken computers i've had to,
buy COMPUTERS but. I haven't did he bring? A, computer, yeah, no, no,
NO okay i, Mean yes but the thing, is like,
uh yeah. The screen look they're. GONNA drop i mean
things are. Gonna happen, YOU know i. GET IT i
i they're hand me. Downs too you don't know what
condition it is when you get it where, we're AT
and I mean i can look at, my phone.
Speaker 2: MY phone i got to go get the whole screen
REPLACED because i. Drop it.
Speaker 3: It hits, you know the case, is good but it's
it's not gonna you know. YOU'RE trying i have no
Problem with it's.
Speaker 2: Just the way that that. Shit goes if it was,
on purpose like, fuck this then you're paying. For yourself
i'm not. Doing that it is truly mind boggling when
YOU and i DON'T know i was thinking, about this
but driving eight hundred nine hundred miles in, a day
you're just looking at, you know, farm land and you're
thinking just the amount of food to feed a country and.
The farmers why the farmers? Wherever neglected there was farm
made back in. The day. Remember that i'm still why
we're not. Helping, farmers yeah they should be dismissed, FROM taxes.
I think and even if the, illegal immigrants if you
want to build, a camp you know you want, To
work we're going to document you and stay here a.
WORK program, i mean? WHY not, i mean that's what
the that? Is it Interressing idea i've never. Heard, of,
YEAH yeah i have instead of mules toting drugs across,
the border which they, HAVE to, i, MEAN god I
mean i think it's eighty percent of People in mexico
worked for the cartel one time. Or, another wow you know.
That's scary so he was Running. That jesus, but they,
you know they want to do the Jobs that. Americans,
won't yeah. Picking, craps yeah and some of the technologies
that come along that plow fields or pick the craps or.
Speaker 3: But that, costs money, It does and the problem is
a lot of these farmers don't have, IT now, i am.
Speaker 2: Especially if you a. Bad crap you Ever Watch little House. In,
prairie no he was in eleven seasons that fucker never
had a. Good crap he was always, dead broker fixing
somebody's wagon wheel. OR something, i mean you can't make
a farm of weed. Or something, Come, ON charles i have.
Speaker 3: A family i'm related. THROUGH marriage i guess you're not.
Really related but my uncle's my aunt is. Through Marriage
and kay HER family i had a. Huge farm they
Were from SWEDEN and I, think sweden and they had
a huge Farm, In. Madison wisconsin and they supplied potatoes
to McDonald's for, french fries and they supplied peas To.
Del monte and in nineteen, eighty five now we're going
back forty something years THAT he i think her brother
who took over the farm was farmer of.
Speaker 2: The year farmer of. The, YEAR yeah i don't even
know what, that MEANS but i mean it's over, the.
Speaker 3: Year right but it was a, big, Operation right you're
running a business when you're, doing that and the quality
testing to Get into delmonte, the, potato right so all that.
Speaker 2: Stuff is really.
Speaker 3: Really big but that's ONE person, i KNEW and i
grew up DOWNSTATE and. I. Knew Uh fred knapp was. One,
Guy No Fred. Caleman calman he ran a small, livestock
FARM and i would go over and stand in the
hayloft as it came off and stacked the.
Speaker 2: Hay and he'd pay me.
Speaker 3: For That or i'd ride around while he was shooting
the balls and stack them so they weren't all wobbly
in the in the did.
Speaker 2: You wear your overall?
Speaker 3: Over?
Speaker 4: Her bill want to Get some chewe. Right here we
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Speaker 2: The morning now you. GET milk i would do that
after like. Your cow there's usually the.
Speaker 3: Bowl bill evening when the sun was going down is
when he would like to.
Speaker 2: Do that yeah for, the hey but he was. On it.
Speaker 3: Hey uh and THEN when i was, a kid there
was a dairy farm around the corner and he sold.
Speaker 2: Like you would see the truck come and get.
Speaker 3: The MILK so i don't have a, beautiful house and
we would buy our milk. From there it was on
the honor system and you just opened. The spickett it,
wasn't pasteurized so you were getting straight.
Speaker 2: From the motherfucking cow in the thing and you got cream.
And everything but this woman goes to her doctor, and, says,
HEY yeah i got, itchy skinned and, he goes you
should take a. Milk bath so the milkman comes and,
SHE goes i need enough milk to take. A bath
he goes past, your eye, she, goes no up to
my tit's will be. F yes but. YOU'RE right i
don't know how the little farms stay. IN business. I
don't i don't know how they. Do well they have
the you're not a, family market but the. Public, market,
well right but what is that?
Speaker 3: Bringing in do you Understand what, I'm, saying, like well
what does it take to keep a family above the?
Speaker 2: Poverty level what are? YOU at i. DON'T know i
think it's forty five dollars a week to rent a
spot and then whatever you can bring in from your
greenhouse throughout the year of, the, summer. TOMATOES cucumbers, i
mean you've got to be making. A. PROFIT yeah i
have a FRIEND that i. Work with he does a
dog cart while they're stelling squash and everything. Around him
so it's got to be. PROFITABLE somewhat i mean one
hundred and two hundred dollars. A week, hey man it's
eight hundred dollars. A, month yeah you, KNOW right i.
Speaker 3: DON'T know i. DON'T know i mean it's, mind boggling
but you bring up a good point because it. Is
IMPORTANT and i think there was something with the beef
farmers hoping that tradeould Open in china because they were
buying beef, from them.
Speaker 2: You know And. NOW india, i mean they got all
those cows over there. Doing nothing put them in A
big mago's. Dumb fox, oh no you. Cannot think sparky
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Speaker 3: To him we're doing a, Podcast, together sparky what do
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THAT doug i, haven't seen, you know a.
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Speaker 3: Tell, you what if you you found someone with the
right sense of humor and a bit of alcohol, in
them that's, A laugh.
Speaker 2: That's that's, a, Laugh getter That's what. I'm waiting what do?
You mean that's what you're?
Speaker 3: Waiting for you hoping to connect with the right person,
and okay you know the vibes and the electricity and, the,
yeah hey you need a little friction to start, a spark, you.
Speaker 2: Know, That's, right yeah. That's right.
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Speaker 2: I'M not i am not. At all doug is a very.
Speaker 3: Unique individual he Has had he was a STRIP club dj, for,
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west coast in one of the biggest cities in, Our Country.
Los angeles and you're also a, bartender, bartender yeah and
you're also an Uber driver, Uber driver so you've had.
Speaker 2: Kind of a front row seat. To, life yeah you
KNOW what i mean a lot.
Speaker 3: Just in terms of people and humanity and all that kind.
Of stuff you've had a front row seat. To life
and depending on, the bar you get.
Speaker 2: Different stories it's Sure like i'm Working At forest hills
Now on. Friday nights if you want to come. See
me he has, great food but well dressed, married couples,
you know they're coming out for their. Weekly Dinner but
i've worked at Bars On. Alexander, street uh, it was
it's a. Daily refresher now it used to Be The.
Blue room, oh yeah and that was that bar was
we're going to. Start here we're going to. End here
you see people, come in, you know a couple, of
beers a couple. Of shots then they're going to make,
the circle and then they. Come back then they. Come
back you have. A stagger then we're playing darts two
thirty in. The morning nice for shots or clothing something.
Like that shots, Are, OKAY yeah i.
Speaker 3: Can see BUT what i gotta think you have witnessed
a lot of you can't make this up moments.
Speaker 2: With people can you think.
Speaker 3: Of one that like that just that sticks out from
any point where you're like you you just you can't make. It,
up look you wrote, a, Movie right you did a,
whole script you produced.
Speaker 2: The movie is there anything that, you, go shit this
would be great in. A story you Know what. I'm
saying i'd have to Have, A okay i don't want
any dead. Air out i'll try to think. DEAD air
i want to be thinking. About, It, NO no.
Speaker 3: I understand i Understand because i'm thinking. THE job i
think that most people would say, to you the job
that gave you the craziest stories is probably the STRIP.
Speaker 2: Club dj but that may not necessarily be true BECAUSE
the i worked as a mason one summer and one of. The,
guys uh the beginning, OF summer i, was told, you
know this is so and so when he's having a
kid with. His girlfriend and by the end of the
summer she had told him that it's not. Your kid,
oh OH and I think i was? Eighteen, twenty yeah
how old was? This guy he was twenty. FIVE twenty
i was the youngest guy in. The crew it was just?
How grunt how? Did UH how i don't? Even remember
you remember react? The? Owners, uh yeah you just found
out if not, the father and he still got. To.
Work yeah and then sometimes you just, you, know okay what's?
The matter you know you're not acting, The same what's what's?
Going on you got to get it out. Of, them
yeah because, You're not you're you're sucking up. Your work
so sure, yeah yeah so our head can. Do. THAT
yeah i mean you probably even see that, with yourself.
Speaker 3: Their data, you know something's heavy on your mind and, your,
yes absolutely and all of, a sudden, you go, fuck
it just sucked up, this drink, YOU know, i mean.
Speaker 2: OR whatever.
Speaker 3: I mean i think that's a very human part. Of
stuff but, uh boy that's a fucking. Wild, one yeah
how do you come back?
Speaker 2: FROM that i. Don't, know well i'll tell. You what
you saved a lot, of.
Speaker 3: Money pal yes you know it's not, your kid so,
that's fantastic, and uh find somebody. You know loyalty is a, big,
Thing right loyalty is a. BIG thing, i think what
ILL because, I mean i don't. Know you there's got
to also be things where you've seen that restored your faith.
IN humanity i know you drive through some pretty dark i'll.
CALL them i don't want to say. That, Word UH
and i wasn't meaning it the way we. COME out i,
don't know.
Speaker 2: Just, some dark dark. Story, neighborhoods yeah that was.
Speaker 3: Exactly what it's a. Dark Areas and, i'm like people
will take that the. Wrong way but you go through
some areas that most of us would stay, away from.
Speaker 2: Well you think they're really. Really BAD and i, asked people,
you know how's this neighborhood and you know what's going on,
around here and some of the neighborhoods, they're, rebuilding uh
knocking down the old houses and building, apartment buildings which
is kind of nice to SEE and i have, seen
it and you feel good about the neighborhood. Coming up
and then there WAS one i Think on Clinton or
hudson and it wasn't even a year old and dropped
off a mother. AND daughter i remember, this distinctly, and hey,
you know how did they the apartments? Come out are?
They beautiful and because we're looking, To move, i'm, like
what it's? Brand. New yeah but people on drugs they let.
Them in they just sleep in. The hallway, i'm, like, what,
oh yeah you call the cops or, you know they
they kick, them out and then they they kick them
out and then they. Get it they come back in
to get warmer sell, their drugs and, so like what
the fuck is wrong? With people drugs is? SO bad,
i mean it's.
Speaker 3: It's, SAD really i, always SAY and i know that
it's kind of a hot point for, some people right
that it's an addiction is?
Speaker 2: A Disease and, i'll go is it the disease or
is there?
Speaker 3: Something else like is it the medicine that's covering up
some really painful fucking shit that you can't? Live with
and then it gets so bad you. CAN'T stop i
don't like disease because it's not like.
Speaker 2: CATCHING cold I would i would say, definitely addiction, You know,
AND yeah, i, mean look it's, an ugly. UGLY thing.
I know if you don't know heroin and crack is
bad before you. Start, it yeah, COME on, i Know
but i've never heard.
Speaker 3: Of this HOW about i take a needle and put
any in my arm and. Feel great but if, you're
sure why not if you're in an, altered state and
then all of a sudden you get that high from
heroin and it is supposedly, the greatest most, Euphoric thing
and the problem is you're chasing. That forever you're never
going to get your first, hit right and and then
there is, a stop you, get clean and then you
go back to the doses dose that you were.
Speaker 2: Used to and that's why people.
Speaker 3: Oh d right and The other i've known people who.
Speaker 2: And now, i'm sorry they're coming out with a DRUG
and i don't know where they're producing, this drug but
that the nark can will.
Speaker 3: Not Work Oh, JESUS christ i didn't know that a
version of heroin or a version. Of, something, YEAH yeah i.
Don't know it's it's sad, because, look man It's we
we think it's, it's poor, you know.
Speaker 2: Down on your.
Speaker 3: Luck people. It ain't it is all walks. Of life it's,
a billion it's all walks. Of life it's, you know
it's the LAWYER that, i mean it's, a lawyer it's. A,
teacher yeah that just.
Speaker 2: Went down a.
Speaker 3: Back right hopefully they're seeing it firsthand to go, fuck
this but it's it's such an ugly thing and it does.
Speaker 2: Grip you you've. SEEN people i just don't know where
you're getting. The needles you're, sitting there you're lighting a,
your spoon, you know to mix. IT up i mean
at some point, you're like this.
Speaker 3: Isn't good it depends on how down the road, you.
ARE man i mean there WERE guys i had heard
of that. Never stopped they would do what's referred to.
As chipping there's Rumors That, keith richards, FOR example i
don't know that this is true, or not but would
chip because it would be just enough heroin to get,
you back to write the ship and just keep, you
steady and it becomes like you're dependent, Now.
Speaker 2: Right it's more than an addiction you needed to live or,
a bump which.
Speaker 3: Is, cocaine YEAH and, i, think uh you have like a, a,
chapstick yeah a.
Speaker 2: Little.
Speaker 3: Grinder, yeah yeah let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: Right NOW but.
Speaker 3: I started cocaine no adderall. BUT now i had been
diagnosed in early two thousands as adult attention. DEFICIT disorder
I wish i found this. YEARS ago i get so much.
Speaker 2: Done and so.
Speaker 3: Much accomplished i've done more in the. Last month and
the amount Of work i'm, just, saying like. Focus, you
yeah it, focuses you it Gives it's it's, a, Stimulant
RIGHT so i had to find my BALANCE and i
had to. Do THIS BUT I i i, would say
this is the closest thing to to. Legal cocaine you're gonna, get,
Yeah Really and i'm taking a really.
Speaker 2: Low DOSE but i called. A friend i reached out to.
A friend i. WAS talking i was talking to my lady.
Speaker 3: Friend and she had mentioned that she got add her off,
from Somebody and i'm getting pictures of all the ship
she did, that day like, you know organizing sock drawers
and just getting. Shit done and, you know at, Five
o'clock i'm GETTING that i haven't put on a BROAD
and i haven't brushed, my Teeth but i've done all
this Shit and, i'm like you, know what what are
you laughing?
Speaker 2: At nothing because you got you forget about the sock.
Speaker 3: Drawer, sometimes well, you know she got, three kids and
you know she's got three kids and twins and all.
This stuff so, TO me i, was like, you Know
and i've been talking to my sister who is a
doctor and linguistic, and stuff and has said that she's
got like her entire family is on some kind of
add medication because it's been. That beneficial and these are
high achievers to the. This family so, you know dad's
a high, powered lawyer and mom's a doctor, in linguistics
and then the kids are they're getting tutored in areas
of weakness, for academics weakness maybe an eighty five and. Taking,
IT well i don't know what they what. They're on there's, different.
Things RIGHT so i write a friend, and, go, hey
MAN can i get do you KNOW anybody i can get?
Aderall from and he, Writes, back no doesn't Do. Adderall
china i'm. Not sure did you see that parade.
Speaker 2: Of nuclear weapons and everything with a? Billion people i'm,
Not sure Like, MISTER trump i am. Not sure, you,
Know focus i'm gonna get. FOCUSED real. I don't well,
that's TRUE but. I don't. I don't i.
Speaker 3: Don't know i'm. Not sure, so this uh my buddy
goes be an adult and. DO cocaine i can get.
THAT easier i told it.
Speaker 2: To, you well it's, a joke BUT so.
Speaker 3: I did i went to my doctor THEN and i
got myself, balanced Out and i'm, telling, you man, you know,
to ME it's I wish i was On the i'm
almost mad in a WAY BECAUSE, I, o god WHAT
could i?
Speaker 2: Have?
Speaker 3: Done, YOU no, I, SNORTED okay i actually take very
little to.
Speaker 2: A concert once and yeah. Cracked up she had, old
echo you're Doing, Coca no I'm doing, i'm like that's
for a, Fourth, grader like what? The right but it.
Is great we went to. The concert she she's after
we went back to the limo was the only limo with.
NO lightside i think she was blowing the driver in.
The well she. Was, Focused Yeah motley Crue. And kiss
i'll ever. Forget it, oh, yeah. Yeah yeah are was, a.
Speaker 3: MESS dude i remember seeing him like in. The nineties
came in he was doing promoting a. Solo album he
was so drunk in, the morning, he rereaked was coming
out of.
Speaker 2: His pores. Really yeeah he was. A mess we're talking
about this with. A friend, you know some people just
drink so they can.
Speaker 3: Feel absolutely this Is what, i'm saying, is like you
got to figure out what's fucked up, inside you what
you were, programmed with what people made you feel like
when those, formative years and realize that's bullshit and.
Speaker 2: You don't need. The bottle but we get down. A
path and by, the way fucking. Drinking's fun drugs, Are.
FUN doug, i mean you want, to say why are
you melting? THAT spoot i.
Speaker 3: GET you i hear everything, You're saying but try talking
logic to. Somebody goes you have no fucking idea how good.
This is drugs are? How long but drugs. Are fun drugs.
Are fun alcohol is fun, Like alcohol THAT'S what. I
say and alcohol is, a, Drug right it's not, for
you BUT and i and really not. FOR me I
would i like DRINKING because i can, regulate, IT right
i DON'T where i AM and i do enjoy.
Speaker 2: The taste maana's the Only drug i've. Ever, Tried okay
and why why don't why do? You feel why do
you gives? A? Fun, WAIT wait i, GOT it i
DON'T why i know exactly why it.
Speaker 3: Ain't people you're not worried. About, people no you're worried.
About Dead, oh god you. Know it my dad smoked
more WEED than. I, am okay but That's why, i'm
saying You're going i've only. Done, WHED look i was exposed.
TO everything i did not. DO acid i did cocaine at.
ONE point i would probably shouldn't admit that having.
Speaker 2: My children huh was it like the?
Speaker 3: ADDERALL did i never did? It again once? And, DONE
yeah i did it. One time i've been offered cocaine
a lot throughout my. Adult life I'M sure i was
at parties. And Stuff and i'm talking like really really
rich guys that ran companies and somebody whip out of
baggy one, of THEM and i called me FUCK.
Speaker 2: And, I go AND now i know how they're getting.
It done this is how you.
Speaker 3: RUN all i got it a multimillion. Dollar corporation but,
Uh no i'll tell you. The story, We, were uh
my parents were out.
Speaker 2: OF town i. Threw parties, my friend uh we used
to Call.
Speaker 3: Him simon we would Call him sliman because he had
a little, slimy side but there was something cool about
him and HE and i did it in, uh off
like the the table in, my basement and we all
went out Somewhere and SIMON and i came back and
We were he's driving and he had A LITTLE nissan
z with the pop. UP lights i think it's the Niece.
On zee and we a lot of hills and very
country ROADS where, i lived and we fucking went AIRBORNE
and i thought we were going right into the branch of.
A tree somehow we. Missed it we got home and
it was fucking it, was, Great right we're fucking it was.
Speaker 2: Like wild he's, like, duke yeah and we were.
Speaker 3: Just nutty and when we got back and we're just
playing and just had a. Great time went to buy
some in the city and he passes the money out,
the window gets a thing. At tinfoil we're driving down,
the street opens. It up it's nothing but. Tissue paper
he's all. Pissed off he wants to. Go, Back oh
i'm never fucking doing. This AGAIN and, I go we're not,
going back and we're getting the fuck out, of here
never doing. This AGAIN and i never, did it never did.
Speaker 2: It again how much did? HE give i. DON'T member,
i mean.
Speaker 3: We're talking like nineteen eighty, Eight, nine yeah something. Like
that but it was Always but simon was the. Great
guy Like what simon and my dad made a band
trip very memorable because my dad would, talk about, you
know we were on a dry Campus of fisher and
we used to hide the beer in the in the.
Toilet tank just lower the level and put it in the.
Toilet tank simon goes to a grocery store run by
foreigners and, he says he comes back for thirty dollars at,
the time he got a case, of beer MAYBE fifty
i don't. Even remember and, he, goes yeah ask no,
questions here. No, Lies, now simon this kid was supposed
to be he, Was exiled he got asylum In The,
united states he and his mom because he was of
Royalty in belgium and his father wanted to kill him
and his mother really and somehow he got asylum and
ended up. With us that was, the story and he
joined us in Second GREAT so i knew him most
of my life and that that story. Never changed and
what's he?
Speaker 2: Doing now?
Speaker 3: YOU know i? Lost, content, okay uh and probably for.
Good reason and Then so simon shows up with, this
beer this case, of beer, And uh, we're like oh,
my god and everybody's like worried because they're gonna come
around checking.
Speaker 2: The rooms so.
Speaker 3: We're, drinking now everybody's in, a room and, sure enough
there's a knock in. The DOOR but i, had said
let's lower the water level in the toilet tank and
stick the beers, in there and that's what.
Speaker 2: You, Did ye then we didn't. Get, Caught cool so Thank,
you daddy and thank. You slaving. It's terrible.
Speaker 3: Is there a story you've never told in public that
you think you're finally old enough or chill enough to
share about somebody you saw somewhere in, a, bar anything,
famish person somebody you saw like a married guy all
of a sudden he's making out in the corner with h,
you know.
Speaker 2: His Neighbor, uh no nothing off, the time. My Head
why i'm.
Speaker 3: Just asking i'm, just thinking you know the Stories. FROM doug,
i mean you've had An amazing.
Speaker 2: You've seen a lot, Of stuff THAT'S all. I mean but,
you know you forget. About stuff you get other things
focused on. In life you need to write, A, book yeah.
YOU should i am writing, a book children. Childer's book what's.
It called It's called chicken In, The cow chicky In? The,
cow yeah and then how does? That GO once i,
Read it i'll let. YOU know i thought YOU were
i thought you. WERE set i have a few pages.
Of it are you fucking serious you're writing a? Children's? Book,
YEAH oh i didn't know this if we went to
my house, RIGHT now i have the diagram with, the PICTURES.
Speaker 3: And I had i didn't know THIS because i thought
it was. A joke THAT'S why i was setting you
up for. A joke now. You're, serious yeah this is.
Speaker 2: Fucking. AMAZING yeah i started a few. Years ago, just
AGAIN something i don't have. TIME for i forget. About It,
Or yeah chicky In, The cow chicky In. The cow this,
great title and this chick, is born, and, hey man
you want to get that? Book? Done huh gives, them
Cocaine no haterall.
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Speaker 3: Well I mean i. Feel, BAD yeah i don't. FEEL
bad i was busy at the. Breast cancers we're, All,
Busy doug we're. All busy you gotta, make time.
Speaker 2: That's.
Speaker 3: Right fit if it matters, to you you'll make. It
happen you know it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: To you. You won't i'll tell. You what, YEARS ago
i used to stole pools and we have to bring,
in wheelbars wheelbarrows. Of sand and while the guy was raking,
it in you would do. Push ups so it was.
Your turn so you got to fit, it in even
even with. Working out, OH yeah i used to do
it at the.
Speaker 3: RADIO station i would be in hallways all the time
doing push ups and ship people laughing.
Speaker 2: At, ME yeah. I was you got to work off That, era, aderall.
Speaker 3: Well NOW but i never had. The adderall that's the, thing,
Is like i'm, So. Disappointed doug I'm so i'm like
almost annoyed it. BY parents I mean i was clearly
because here's the, thing IS LIKE i.
Speaker 2: I would NEVER say i NEVER thought i was a.
Speaker 3: SMART guy i didn't think, of IT but i was
conditioned with somebody always, telling, me, yeah academically can't afford
that you had three clunkers in. A row you have
no command Of the. ENGLISH language i go to the
same college as. MY dad i wound up having one
of the. SAME professors i get invited into the five
hundred level. Philosophy class i'm not really A Either a
i'm definitely not a major. IN that i was communications
and my minor, was History but i'm sort of minoring
in philosophy, as WELL and i think they did give
me credit for minoring. In IT but i remember the
five hundred class and, he's, like, good gentleman you got
to it because you're because, of me BASICALLY because i.
Speaker 2: Was There and, i'm like the?
Speaker 3: Fuck what and then IT was I got I think
i wound up in a be in, that CLASS and
i was taking twenty one credits.
Speaker 2: THAT semester i don't you were in that class because?
Your father, well no but this Is what.
Speaker 3: I'm saying so you think that stuff all, your life
and in, HIGH school I just, i MEAN maybe i
graduated with like certainly my father at graduation said, TO
me i don't know whether to shake your hand or kick.
Your ass i've told this story a. Million times and
if it wasn't for my, mom's dad my grandfather, stepping ooh,
graduation day my father was so pissed because, he's like
you practically had to fucking drool and get an award
and you. Got nothing and the ONLY thing i had
coming out of THERE WERE i.
Speaker 2: Sat scores that's all. He had my grades. Were okay
my grades. WERE okay.
Speaker 3: I graduated I think i had like an eighty seven.
Overall average but he was pissed.
Speaker 2: AT me i graduated two hundred. And. Eighty, first yeah
that was really BAD because i. Was homeschooled you like. That,
One yeah i'm throwing it in the in.
Speaker 3: THE mix i, like it but, it's just, you know
so you start kind of thinking that STUFF and, I,
go GOD if i HAD adderall i would have been
focused on getting everything done and making time for things.
That mattered That's what. I'm finding it doesn't help you
with the. Executive function if you're fucked up and you
don't know how to, organize stuff you're gonna be. Fucked up,
but no not, organized stuff that's. Something else but if
you're just looking to not be procrastinated or not, being
distracted not sitting down on, your phone and all of,
a sudden an hour's gone by because you're looking At
everybody's instagram going, too well.
Speaker 2: You KNOW what? I mean is that just me or the?
Speaker 3: Old me so THAT'S where i see, the Benefit and
i'm like on, a really really. Low dose and it's
even made me prioritize things in my life in Terms, of,
HEY man i got, a KID and i got.
Speaker 2: Three kids, they're old they're on.
Speaker 3: Their own You understand, I'M saying i got ONE that
i got to take. CARE of i got one that
lives with ME that i need to be on top
of and make twenty. Four, hours well lock them in,
the closet let them out, to, eat absolutely.
Speaker 2: Come out, oh shit out of. Your closet right where?
Speaker 3: Were You, madison's no, All, right dougie tell you about
THIS because i didn't realize you, worked pools you, Did,
masonry yeah then you we know all the. Other stuff
if you did you were, A wrestler i think on
a scholarship was a.
Speaker 2: Small scholarship well that's, pretty impressive. Thank you it's not
an easy thing. To get but you've had a pretty
non traditional path.
Speaker 3: In, life yeah and but HERE here. I AM but,
i yes putting, one step yes the, other yes, not
married not retired, RIGHT yeah i mean, no kids.
Speaker 2: Not in, one career but making it, all work making it,
all work doing something in. MY life i like knowing that.
What's important it's a. Satisfaction thing and you have a,
purpose yes, just yes, a purpose, a, goal YES something
i want To achieve and like over the over the
years of the breast, cancer fundraising how far is this going?
TO go i guess a few YEARS ago i started
thinking about, TWENTY years, i think and then you're going to. Be,
done yeah twenty years.
Speaker 3: Is good how come you never went in and tried
to look at was there a job at the Breast
cancer coalition that you could?
Speaker 2: HAVE done I think i like the freedom of having
the time to DO what. I Want and.
Speaker 3: I'll tell, you THIS you've i don't know that you've
ever really had a boss in a sense, you do but,
your bartending that's.
Speaker 2: Really, you well my boss has spoke to me a, few, times.
Speaker 3: Okay but probably to to like point out errors or
how we. Do things but you learn along, the way.
LIKE you i think you could run your own place if.
Speaker 2: You have to be married. To it, You do i've thought, About,
it yeah but at, MY age i mean you really
you really have to be there twenty four to seven in.
A bar you have to, have trust, trusting employees and
you have to do everything from cook to write the
checks to clean. The. Toilet, Yeah absolutely and if, you
don't those are the bars that don't. Make it or
what is?
Speaker 3: The like think about your, Own, life like what's something
you think you have pulled off or could pull off
in your fifties that you couldn't necessarily do.
Speaker 2: In your twenties? Or thirties is there anything like like?
Speaker 3: With?
Speaker 2: Them, COMES well I think i can make another MOVIE if. I, wanted,
Yeah yeah i'm Thinking of i'm thinking of having another
showing at night of the cat running it running out
Of The eastman? House again is that what? You? Did
yeah for, MY premiere i think it was five. Hundred
dollars everybody got. Dressed up it was. Really cool now
twenty years later and having a little more clout and
having my name out there in. The, public yeah with
THE things, i do could get people there and maybe
donate some of it to the, cell tickets to donate
some of, the coalition or just keep, it myself keep.
It yourself that. Sounds terrible you, do, enough man you
gotta do something. For you whatever you, Would decide i'm
sure it would be the right answer. To that but
that's a. Great idea that's a. GREAT idea, I mean
i think about, the Comedy but i'm not going to
Move To New york city and try to hit all
the clubs and find a job there and go. Every
NIGHT and I guess, i could BUT now i have,
a house so to pay for? An apartment apartments, Are,
ridiculous No In New.
Speaker 3: York city can't imagine a kid rents a room for
like twelve, hundred, dollars.
Speaker 2: Right yeah rents just, a, room right, shared kitchen. Shared. Bathroom,
yeah yeah my buddy. Was looking and that's Not. In
manhattan That's In, staten, Island, right YES where i went, to,
school yes. With, college yeah my buddy was looking at
three hundred square foot apartment or maybe it was a
condo four hundred twenty five thousand dollars three hundred. Square
feet it's like this and next door, crazy, money RIGHT
but i couldn't. Believe it the.
Speaker 3: Other thing is if you hold on, to it who
knows what you could sell. It for if you're putting
four hundred and twenty.
Speaker 2: Five houses he said it had like seven layers of pain.
On it you have to redo it. All, yourself yeah,
he's like. Fuck this so he's trying to get a
work schedule a couple of days there, a, week know
flying in Out of rochester for work and trying to make.
IT work i don't think he's found any. Place yet
so what you Need Is. DOUGIE fresh i go BUY
an rv for eighty, five thousand drop you off, Of
work i'll, drive around pick you up in, A day
go park. This Somewhere problem, south says, that's crazy. That's
fuck it's an. Interesting thought that.
Speaker 3: That's a great interesting that's a really interesting THOUGHT because
i can go park it anyway and just wait.
Speaker 2: For you you can't park Anywhere In New york city
without it being a night fifty two hundred dollars. A
day but, long run it's still cheaper than running, an, Apartment,
right yeah but traffic. IS horrid i haven't been there
and RIGHT before covid what was, it, fourteen no nine? Years? Ago,
SEVENTEEN yeah i took the train, down There Saw Billy
Joel Manison.
Speaker 3: Square garden but you haven't been Down To new york. Since,
THEN yeah I think i'm Going. Over, Thanksgiving anything i'm
gonna do The. Per, yeah yeah that's.
Speaker 2: A nightmare hopefully it's. Good, WEATHER yeah i. Think so
and yeah it'll. Be, easy yeah because they bust. You,
in yeah they.
Speaker 3: Got, stuff yeah they.
Speaker 2: Get stuff they'll make. IT work i. GET.
Speaker 3: It u if you could, go back doug go back
in time to twenty five Year Old dougie fresh twenty
twenty five Year old douggies just twenty five or any
time twenty five, twenty five twenty five Year Old. Dougie
fresh what was twenty five Year Old ugiy fresh for?
Speaker 2: TWENTY five I think i was working downtown at a
COMPANY and i was working in, the, mailroom okay for
a friend.
Speaker 3: Of mine would you warn him or hype, him up,
warn him or hype. Him up your twenty five year,
old self would you warm him or hype? Him Up
because i'm THINKING if i could, GO back i would.
Hype up by twenty five year, OLD self i would.
Go away you're gonna have, unbelievable opportunities, stay focused stay open.
Speaker 2: To THEM and i, would say get out of the
get out of, this job, and uh whatever. It takes
probably dj construction by a house so fifty that the
house is. Paid off Moved to, california earlier Moved. To
california take a chance, in life even if you got
to run up all your credit cards, and everything go. Do,
it yeah you, KNOW what, i think that's actually not a.
Speaker 3: Bad idea you don't, want to you'd like to not
run up the credit cards if. You could but but
but but the, point being you had a dream and
you're taking. A, Chance, earlier, yes, Yes ABSOLUTELY like i
will never regret wanting to be on the radio and
having the long RADIO thing i had that led, to
this that has led it's because of the Podcast that
i'm back. In school that was a, day decision a
one day decision with the GUY who i met through
more through the podcasts that have become friendly with that
runs the program, that goes hey we had somebody back
out and they can't and we can rush. Your interview
we can get you with people. This weekend and that.
Speaker 2: Was it so you're gonna get? Your doctorate? No? Masters? Masters,
Yeah yeah so will you be a psychiatrist or you
just listen?
Speaker 3: To people just listen and you. Can diagnose you can't.
Write scripts NOW if i go on, FROM there i.
Don't know now what do you put on? Your flyer
the entertainment? Purpose only i'm not, a doctor just somebody to.
Speaker 2: Listen, to no you just put it out there's your
counselor licensed mental.
Speaker 3: Health, counselor, Okay yeah and so that way you could
get hired at schools to be a. School counselor or
people just want to call you an hour today and
set your price and the way, you Go, mister phelips come.
Speaker 2: On down would you mind laying face down on? The
couch oh. Yeah sure now this would be more, Person.
Speaker 3: Centered doug this would be more if we sit and,
we talk we're face to face and we just kind
of let.
Speaker 2: You of your info on what. You, think no you just,
listen YEAH well i can. DO that i would just
TRY to i do. DO that I.
Speaker 3: WOULD uberti i would just try to help you find your.
Speaker 2: Way out, talk last, listen, more, talk last. Listen more
you do all. That stuff the one on the right.
Is awesome here, you go look. At that there. YOU
go i think that jackets from nineteen, seventy six but
a vintage like. Her banger of course you OF course.
I would of course you WOULD when i take her
to the drive and see close for. The winter, so stupid.
So stupid that was an. Old jacket she does not throw.
ANYTHING out i didn't see. THE jacket i didn't.
Speaker 3: SEE it i saw the woman with the, colorful HAIR
and I thought i, recognized her so THAT'S why, I
WAVED but. I didn't i didn't see. The, jacket, OKAY
oh i missed. The Jacket now. I'm Disappointed. Auburn orange
it was such a well what they could have done In?
Speaker 2: Burnt orange it maybe like an. Old jacket could be
some family members that there's a. Tailor down this is the,
only yeah. Tailor.
Speaker 3: Cleaners ah let me ask you. About that do you
feel like you? Reinvented YOURSELF because i know that a lot.
Of TIMES and i, don't know maybe you have or,
you're HAVING but i am seeing sort of. A SHIFT
and i think something that wasn't around when we were
growing up as much people working just continue working right forever.
And ever and like my parents were teachers and they
retired after so. Many years friends of mine who went,
into education we'll talk about they're going to be retired in.
Speaker 2: LIKE a i have two friends that graduated high school with.
Eighty eight they both retired. Last, year, yeah yeah. Yeah
YEAH and i will. Never retire i'll never be able.
TO retire I don't i don't want to retire to
do i'd have to. DO something i kind of kind
of the, You know i'll wait for. WHAT happens a
friend of mine told me, years ago if you, make
it you're gotta go make. It, happen yeah go make. It,
happen man you. GOT it i love.
Speaker 3: The idea what would be the, Think about like you
got the, Children's book maybe you make a movie based
on the.
Speaker 2: Children's BOOK now i have two other Movies that i've.
Already written, yeah YEAH if i had something wait and
has anybody looked?
Speaker 3: At, these no like a production company. Or anything, now
no like any friend. Or, anything yeah, years ago back in. The,
day okay you have two. Other scripts you've been, saying
that are they well you are?
Speaker 2: They, good yes. They're good what do you mean? Like
that Sneaming Seas and i'd love to say that. About,
IT well i wou didn't know who to send. Them
to there's, no agent so they can, BE well i can't.
Be stolen they getting copyrighted AT. The us you paid
for That, Library, congress yeah fifty five dollars. Something. Like.
WOW okay i was kind of hoping comedy would take
off a little more than. It did but that's STILL
opportunity I can i Can.
Speaker 3: Make yeah, tell anybody, ALL right i don't okay, next,
time Okay and i'll start. TAKING it i don't know
how MANY takes i. TAKE it i take half half
half An, all yeah every day.
Speaker 2: Every, Day yeah i've been. Doing it take the.
Speaker 3: Other half i've been doing it every day because I'VE
been i JUST like i got.
Speaker 2: This week is it make your? Dick?
Speaker 3: Card no, oh no but it doesn't make My, Dick,
Now okay I'LL take, i mean that's the thing, you want,
YOU know i did have so the GUY that I
did i started, the adderall, probably illegally but he slipped
into other pills and, he goes take, only half take
only half, of THESE and i, Go really he's, like yeah.
Speaker 2: And he's, he's like, you know.
Speaker 3: Have you tried LIKE and, i, SAID yeah, i have and, he's,
like well this is will last.
Speaker 2: Three, days well you'll be ready whenever, you want, but
man you'll. Be long AND because i think there's a
big miss Exception with viagara and cialis that you're gonna
have a rock hard cock and you're just gonna have
great sex like you did when you're. Twenty one that's not.
THE case, i mean if you're fifty five and you
buy new, running shoes you're you're not running. A marathon
you're gonna walk ten feet and, be like, YOU know
i still have these. Great shoes now nowhere. TO run
i don't like running, now, now, now, now, now now
now you. TELL lie i do, not, lie no cause
if you get a four hour, HEART on, i mean
you don't get a four hour hard. You know that's
what the commercials. They say if you do call, a,
doctor oh why is he gonna? Blow?
Speaker 3: You No but, i'm, saying, LIKE.
Speaker 2: Uh i think.
Speaker 3: IT does i think it gives you like, stammina man
you're in all your Your.
Speaker 2: Bull huh, WELL yeah i think. You can you can have.
Some fun wasn't originally to help with your? Heart? Attacks
uh fitning? The blood is that what? It? IS yeah
i mean your blood a. Little bit i'm gonna go to.
Your dad would you find out if your doctor is
taking any? NEW patients i don't think.
Speaker 3: He is maybe in THIS practice i did for somebody's
yes on? You, me wait you don't have. A, Doctor
no Jesus. Fucking christ what are we doing?
Speaker 2: OVER here i. DON'T know i was at the hospital
last week for what uh you get to witness a?
Free autopsy it was really cool as an. Open mic
i'm just. Leaving it and you wonder why comedy is? Not,
going well it's how you're. Telling me is this what you're?
Telling me? Is this is this what you are? Telling
me i'm so fucking proud of yourself? Over, THERE no i.
Don't know you know who's not proud of? Your dad, All,
right well why don't you have? A fight fifty? Five old?
You means so what you?
Speaker 3: GOTTA go? I? Do, yes okay have you had your. Ass,
probe yeah you, had no not serious. My, Dentist no
but have you had like? A colonoscopy i keep that.
Speaker 2: Information myself that's not, public knowledge whether or not you've.
HAD one i don't talk about.
Speaker 3: That, stuff okay, all, Right okay i'm not asking you
what the. Results were i'm just asking if it's EVER been.
Speaker 2: I don't think it went. Very well and he had
both hands on. My shoulders that, was, Uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Right, OKAY yes i will. AGAIN think i don't think so.
For HIM but i think they just hired a new
doctor in the PRACTICE and i wouldn't. Be surprised so
that THAT'S all i can.
Speaker 2: Tell, you yeah.
Speaker 3: Young guy but it's way, Out HERE yeah. I can
i wouldn't drive out here for. The podcast why wouldn't
you find? SOMEBODY closer i.
Speaker 2: DON'T know i was just.
Speaker 3: Making conversation I'll find i'll find. Somebody, Close no i'm
just saying for your, own, benefit RIGHT.
Speaker 2: What i can drive, Out here no big deal to
paint in.
Speaker 3: The, ass yeah doctors. Right around i'm not gonna see
this guy, Every, week no once, a year twice. A,
year baby you might see me after.
Speaker 2: The podcast FIND something i. Don't know we used to
do This on tuesday until you move me ALL around. I,
did Yeah well i've offered, you, no no you. Didn't
know No. MORE tuesday i got, stuff going YOU get i.
Got things things.
Speaker 3: Are, Changing yeah i'm the ugly booty call you are
when you? Get, it, well man we m.
Speaker 2: Into that did we get? It down did we got?
It in it? Feels good it, feels, Great buddy thank
you so much. For him it was good to be
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that may not be great.
Speaker 2: For everybody that's but it didn't worked.
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