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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jar R your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Reminder, we've got another Tuesday ticket takeover happening at one

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<v Speaker 3>on one one w JR.

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<v Speaker 4>On Instagram Volte beats today.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny you mentioned that, because that's just what I

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<v Speaker 2>was thinking. We need to send them to that Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>page because these are really good tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Just get into that post. It tells you what to

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<v Speaker 3>do and you're qualified. You can do that anytime today. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>my apologies, I got a little ahead of myself here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh with the parking spot thing, all right, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>get to that a little bit later this hour. You

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<v Speaker 3>can keep your feedback coming on the saving a parking

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<v Speaker 3>spot for someone scenario. I didn't. I just got my

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<v Speaker 3>time screwed up. I don't know you got.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny you got me so heated with the saving

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<v Speaker 2>a parking spot question that I was like, wait, we

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<v Speaker 2>have Idiotsology. Yes we do, and we'll discuss that a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit later this out. Don't just bear with me

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<v Speaker 2>losing my marbles this morning. A rest in peace, fast

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<v Speaker 2>living Florida man, as in driving a car, as in

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<v Speaker 2>a very great obituary crafted by the family of one

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<v Speaker 2>Arthur Nixon Bates, the fourth who recently passed away in

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<v Speaker 2>the Tampa Bay area ground zero for Florida Man's story. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the surrounding area and clear water. So did he write

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<v Speaker 2>it or them? It sounds like it might have been

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<v Speaker 2>a combination of the two. But Arthur, I guess, had

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of Florida Man type attributes, and they were

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<v Speaker 2>recognized in some of the fond words left to memorialize him,

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<v Speaker 2>noting in his obituary that's Arthur, quote succumbed to a

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<v Speaker 2>life of drugs, Marlboroughs, fast women, and Ford roncos. It

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<v Speaker 2>goes on to say, quote he is survived by his

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<v Speaker 2>three daughters, none of whom know how they will get

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<v Speaker 2>by without Dad calling to ask for twenty bucks for

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<v Speaker 2>cigarettes and methadone.

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<v Speaker 4>One last time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my God.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, there was the comments from friends and family

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<v Speaker 3>and the guest book for the online obituary to the

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<v Speaker 3>effects of Baits was a true Florida man. Somebody else wrote,

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<v Speaker 3>he still owes me twenty bucks.

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<v Speaker 4>I knew you were I was waiting for it. That's

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<v Speaker 4>some bit still owes me money.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like when you have the wedding bowl, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>or or a plate at your wedding that everybody's supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to sign and you have the one or the couple

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<v Speaker 2>people that knew you and you're a wild one, and

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<v Speaker 2>they write something on there disgusting that you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to have for you know, as long as you two

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<v Speaker 2>are married. You know what I'm getting at, right, I

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<v Speaker 2>do same thing you look in that book. But you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, if you're going to that guy's funeral, you

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<v Speaker 2>do expect it. Can you mention one more time? The

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<v Speaker 2>part about the drugs kind of sucks? But with the

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<v Speaker 2>Marboroughs come.

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<v Speaker 3>To a life of drugs, Marlboroughs fast women and Ford broncos. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you're calling it like it is, man, Marborl's fast women

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<v Speaker 3>and broncos.

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<v Speaker 4>Man. Arthur had a good time. Man, Arthur knew how

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<v Speaker 4>to party.

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<v Speaker 2>Arthur's the kind of guy that once it gets to

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<v Speaker 2>about twelve thirty or one o'clock in the morning, you

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<v Speaker 2>kind of walk away from it because he's keeping it going.

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<v Speaker 4>He's just starting things are gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just going like from third to fourth gear and

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<v Speaker 2>that bronco his we all know and Arthur.

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<v Speaker 3>On a somewhat related notes. Fast Women visual of this

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<v Speaker 3>on our Facebook page. A British man was granted his

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<v Speaker 3>dying wish to be buried in a Snicker's coffin. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>I noted for a sense of humor. Named Paul Broom,

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<v Speaker 3>worked as a care assistant at a home for adults

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<v Speaker 3>with learning disabilities, had joke for years that he wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to be buried in a Snicker's themed coffin. Everyone laughed

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<v Speaker 3>at what they thought was a joke, but Broom wasn't kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>He included it in his will. His coffin was made

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<v Speaker 3>to look like a Snickers candy bar wrapper, but instead

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<v Speaker 3>of the name of the candy, the logo said I'm nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>The coffin was included also included a logo of Crystal

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<v Speaker 3>Palace FC, the soccer club he had supported his entire life.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the picture of it on our faces. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I was looking for. Let me see it, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on. You know what, though, that makes the funeral

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<v Speaker 2>a little less.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not yourself when you're dead.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it adds a little levity to the funeral.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I'm saying. He walked into the viewing.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's that giant Snickers I'm looking at it right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Those britts, I tell you, Oh my god, that's the

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<v Speaker 2>kind of one where you have a celebration of life.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what this guy requests him. And what was the

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<v Speaker 2>other guy's name?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that was Arthur over in Tampa Bay him any

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<v Speaker 3>would have got along, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably again twelve thirty to one in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You walk away from both. Now, I'm not gonna paint this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm nuts Snickers coughing guy into the same corner as

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<v Speaker 2>already taco.

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<v Speaker 3>As long as you're on the j our Facebook page,

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<v Speaker 3>if you look next to the picture of the Snickers guy,

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<v Speaker 3>there's another interesting photo that, if without the context of

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<v Speaker 3>the headline, your mind would be running wildest to what

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<v Speaker 3>you were looking at. It's a picture of a Chinese fella.

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<v Speaker 4>I just got locked out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, with his girlfriend's fist stuck in his mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, hold on. He showed up at the emergency where

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like this.

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<v Speaker 2>See the one with the beer? Can wow? Uh one

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<v Speaker 2>more time? Repeat? No, you don't have to repeat. The

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<v Speaker 2>hand symbol. You were just.

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<v Speaker 3>Showed up at the emergency room with his girlfriend's fist

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<v Speaker 3>stuck in his mouth. Apparently they were gonna do a

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<v Speaker 3>funny little video, and little did they know that, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they're getting their wishes and idiots like us are helping

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<v Speaker 3>proliferate their fifteen minutes of Internet glory.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't you just tell her to look do this with

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<v Speaker 2>the hand. I know it's gonna gag him, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>better to gag you up. What I'm doing with my hand,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, is going from a fist to putting

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<v Speaker 2>it to where it looks like a bird's beak and face.

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<v Speaker 3>The problem was that, yes, she probably could have done

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<v Speaker 3>that his jaw, and the doctors had to figure out

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<v Speaker 3>a way. His jaw locked locked down and he stuck,

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<v Speaker 3>and yes, poor Sot was gagging and drooling and trying

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<v Speaker 3>not to laugh at the same time.

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<v Speaker 4>The guy's jaw muscle seized up.

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<v Speaker 2>Who drives to the hospital. She can't steer because she

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<v Speaker 2>has her hand stuck in his mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>They gave him muscle relaxance and used a mouth opener,

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<v Speaker 3>then slowly twisted his girlfriend's wrist to get her hand out,

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<v Speaker 3>took him about twenty minutes. That's I'm telling you. Look

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<v Speaker 3>at that picture and if there was no captions on it,

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<v Speaker 3>you go, what in the world?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what happened here?

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<v Speaker 4>What is going on? And how how can you show

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<v Speaker 4>that on your Facebook page? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It does not look like a hand or an arm. Go, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you do. If I was the die, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a doctor. I was in school long enough

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<v Speaker 2>to be one, but you were. You just use soap,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like if you get a ring stuck and

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<v Speaker 2>you listen to with soap or butter, that's what you

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<v Speaker 2>had to butter that thing up or kick him in

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<v Speaker 2>the jaw, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry that.

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<v Speaker 2>One. W j r R, Orlando's rock station.

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<v Speaker 4>I wish you