Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w jar R your freaking idiots.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Reminder, we've got another Tuesday ticket takeover happening at one
Speaker 3: on one one w JR.
Speaker 4: On Instagram Volte beats today.
Speaker 2: It's funny you mentioned that, because that's just what I
Speaker 2: was thinking. We need to send them to that Instagram
Speaker 2: page because these are really good tickets.
Speaker 3: Just get into that post. It tells you what to
Speaker 3: do and you're qualified. You can do that anytime today. Hey,
Speaker 3: my apologies, I got a little ahead of myself here.
Speaker 3: Oh with the parking spot thing, all right, we're gonna
Speaker 3: get to that a little bit later this hour. You
Speaker 3: can keep your feedback coming on the saving a parking
Speaker 3: spot for someone scenario. I didn't. I just got my
Speaker 3: time screwed up. I don't know you got.
Speaker 2: It's funny you got me so heated with the saving
Speaker 2: a parking spot question that I was like, wait, we
Speaker 2: have Idiotsology. Yes we do, and we'll discuss that a
Speaker 2: little bit later this out. Don't just bear with me
Speaker 2: losing my marbles this morning. A rest in peace, fast
Speaker 2: living Florida man, as in driving a car, as in
Speaker 2: a very great obituary crafted by the family of one
Speaker 2: Arthur Nixon Bates, the fourth who recently passed away in
Speaker 2: the Tampa Bay area ground zero for Florida Man's story. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: the surrounding area and clear water. So did he write
Speaker 2: it or them? It sounds like it might have been
Speaker 2: a combination of the two. But Arthur, I guess, had
Speaker 2: a lot of Florida Man type attributes, and they were
Speaker 2: recognized in some of the fond words left to memorialize him,
Speaker 2: noting in his obituary that's Arthur, quote succumbed to a
Speaker 2: life of drugs, Marlboroughs, fast women, and Ford roncos. It
Speaker 2: goes on to say, quote he is survived by his
Speaker 2: three daughters, none of whom know how they will get
Speaker 2: by without Dad calling to ask for twenty bucks for
Speaker 2: cigarettes and methadone.
Speaker 4: One last time.
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
Speaker 3: Of course, there was the comments from friends and family
Speaker 3: and the guest book for the online obituary to the
Speaker 3: effects of Baits was a true Florida man. Somebody else wrote,
Speaker 3: he still owes me twenty bucks.
Speaker 4: I knew you were I was waiting for it. That's
Speaker 4: some bit still owes me money.
Speaker 2: This is like when you have the wedding bowl, you know,
Speaker 2: or or a plate at your wedding that everybody's supposed
Speaker 2: to sign and you have the one or the couple
Speaker 2: people that knew you and you're a wild one, and
Speaker 2: they write something on there disgusting that you're gonna have
Speaker 2: to have for you know, as long as you two
Speaker 2: are married. You know what I'm getting at, right, I
Speaker 2: do same thing you look in that book. But you
Speaker 2: know what, if you're going to that guy's funeral, you
Speaker 2: do expect it. Can you mention one more time? The
Speaker 2: part about the drugs kind of sucks? But with the
Speaker 2: Marboroughs come.
Speaker 3: To a life of drugs, Marlboroughs fast women and Ford broncos. Hey,
Speaker 3: you're calling it like it is, man, Marborl's fast women
Speaker 3: and broncos.
Speaker 4: Man. Arthur had a good time. Man, Arthur knew how
Speaker 4: to party.
Speaker 2: Arthur's the kind of guy that once it gets to
Speaker 2: about twelve thirty or one o'clock in the morning, you
Speaker 2: kind of walk away from it because he's keeping it going.
Speaker 4: He's just starting things are gonna happen.
Speaker 2: He's just going like from third to fourth gear and
Speaker 2: that bronco his we all know and Arthur.
Speaker 3: On a somewhat related notes. Fast Women visual of this
Speaker 3: on our Facebook page. A British man was granted his
Speaker 3: dying wish to be buried in a Snicker's coffin. Wow,
Speaker 3: I noted for a sense of humor. Named Paul Broom,
Speaker 3: worked as a care assistant at a home for adults
Speaker 3: with learning disabilities, had joke for years that he wanted
Speaker 3: to be buried in a Snicker's themed coffin. Everyone laughed
Speaker 3: at what they thought was a joke, but Broom wasn't kidding.
Speaker 3: He included it in his will. His coffin was made
Speaker 3: to look like a Snickers candy bar wrapper, but instead
Speaker 3: of the name of the candy, the logo said I'm nuts.
Speaker 3: The coffin was included also included a logo of Crystal
Speaker 3: Palace FC, the soccer club he had supported his entire life.
Speaker 2: I have the picture of it on our faces. That's
Speaker 2: what I was looking for. Let me see it, Okay,
Speaker 2: hold on. You know what, though, that makes the funeral
Speaker 2: a little less.
Speaker 4: You're not yourself when you're dead.
Speaker 2: It's it adds a little levity to the funeral.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. He walked into the viewing.
Speaker 2: And there's that giant Snickers I'm looking at it right now.
Speaker 2: Those britts, I tell you, Oh my god, that's the
Speaker 2: kind of one where you have a celebration of life.
Speaker 2: That's what this guy requests him. And what was the
Speaker 2: other guy's name?
Speaker 3: Oh that was Arthur over in Tampa Bay him any
Speaker 3: would have got along, well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably again twelve thirty to one in the morning.
Speaker 2: You walk away from both. Now, I'm not gonna paint this.
Speaker 2: I'm nuts Snickers coughing guy into the same corner as
Speaker 2: already taco.
Speaker 3: As long as you're on the j our Facebook page,
Speaker 3: if you look next to the picture of the Snickers guy,
Speaker 3: there's another interesting photo that, if without the context of
Speaker 3: the headline, your mind would be running wildest to what
Speaker 3: you were looking at. It's a picture of a Chinese fella.
Speaker 4: I just got locked out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with his girlfriend's fist stuck in his mouth.
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on. He showed up at the emergency where
Speaker 4: I'm like this.
Speaker 2: See the one with the beer? Can wow? Uh one
Speaker 2: more time? Repeat? No, you don't have to repeat. The
Speaker 2: hand symbol. You were just.
Speaker 3: Showed up at the emergency room with his girlfriend's fist
Speaker 3: stuck in his mouth. Apparently they were gonna do a
Speaker 3: funny little video, and little did they know that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're getting their wishes and idiots like us are helping
Speaker 3: proliferate their fifteen minutes of Internet glory.
Speaker 2: Couldn't you just tell her to look do this with
Speaker 2: the hand. I know it's gonna gag him, but it's
Speaker 2: better to gag you up. What I'm doing with my hand,
Speaker 2: by the way, is going from a fist to putting
Speaker 2: it to where it looks like a bird's beak and face.
Speaker 3: The problem was that, yes, she probably could have done
Speaker 3: that his jaw, and the doctors had to figure out
Speaker 3: a way. His jaw locked locked down and he stuck,
Speaker 3: and yes, poor Sot was gagging and drooling and trying
Speaker 3: not to laugh at the same time.
Speaker 4: The guy's jaw muscle seized up.
Speaker 2: Who drives to the hospital. She can't steer because she
Speaker 2: has her hand stuck in his mouth.
Speaker 3: They gave him muscle relaxance and used a mouth opener,
Speaker 3: then slowly twisted his girlfriend's wrist to get her hand out,
Speaker 3: took him about twenty minutes. That's I'm telling you. Look
Speaker 3: at that picture and if there was no captions on it,
Speaker 3: you go, what in the world?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened here?
Speaker 4: What is going on? And how how can you show
Speaker 4: that on your Facebook page? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It does not look like a hand or an arm. Go, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think you do. If I was the die, I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm not a doctor. I was in school long enough
Speaker 2: to be one, but you were. You just use soap,
Speaker 2: you know, like if you get a ring stuck and
Speaker 2: you listen to with soap or butter, that's what you
Speaker 2: had to butter that thing up or kick him in
Speaker 2: the jaw, you know.
Speaker 4: Sorry that.
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Speaker 4: I wish you