Speaker 1: I just it's absolutely ridiclous. Why why did he just
Speaker 1: give Jeff Callaway top billing? Everybody knows it's Ethan Almighty
Speaker 1: and that other guy.
Speaker 2: The other guy is pretty cool.
Speaker 1: He's all right, he's alright, Hey, what's up? Other guy?
Speaker 1: Jeff Calloway joins the show, and of course he's got
Speaker 1: Ethan Almighty.
Speaker 2: With wh as Tony and Dwight Chielder. He's by the
Speaker 2: kentuckt Office of Highway Safety. What's up?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Look an extra cool this morning? Got Ethan a sweatshirt on,
Speaker 1: and you got like the floppy hat, some really cool
Speaker 1: looking shoes. Man.
Speaker 2: Okay, so people, this is Ethan's dad. Uh you gotta look.
Speaker 2: You kind of got a surfer. That's what it is,
Speaker 2: a surfer. The hair's long. Okay, you are in the
Speaker 2: this is if you're in Florida. No one even notices
Speaker 2: I'm there.
Speaker 1: Next time you come in, I'm on prenole script. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna play somebody named Johnny Utah I washed
Speaker 1: up quarterback.
Speaker 2: He does have that.
Speaker 1: At the agent. He's you played Patrick Swayze. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I think you're very brave.
Speaker 4: You know, you know I grew up in Louisville the
Speaker 4: Pleasures Park played football. Play nice like quarterback at Pleasures
Speaker 4: played football.
Speaker 2: Year you graduate, you played against a bunch of our
Speaker 2: friends in eighty nine. I love it, man. I bet
Speaker 2: you could still spin it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know about that. Probably probably hurt a shoulder,
Speaker 4: pull a muscle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I make noise just getting up and dead off
Speaker 1: the couch.
Speaker 2: So after your football days, you're like, I want to
Speaker 2: look like point break right?
Speaker 1: What was I got at? Patrick?
Speaker 2: You do it? You got the Patrick Swayze thing going on?
Speaker 2: How you doing? Man?
Speaker 4: I'm doing good man, you know, just continuing to try
Speaker 4: to make a difference for these animals best that we can.
Speaker 2: You never imagined, you never imagine a couple of years
Speaker 2: ago that your life would transition to this. Isn't that
Speaker 2: crazy about life? You get older and you're thinking this
Speaker 2: thing came into your life and now it's it's it
Speaker 2: can consume you.
Speaker 1: If you out before we before we get serious and
Speaker 1: continue the conversation, I want to say, Uh, it's a
Speaker 1: thrill to have body from uh yes, point break with
Speaker 1: so anyway, Jeff Callaway, Yeah, Like to Tony's point, though, man,
Speaker 1: it can consume you and the wife and I often
Speaker 1: talk about you guys, and as much as you give out,
Speaker 1: it could really just take from you because you do
Speaker 1: a lot. You're doing something every single day, and I
Speaker 1: mean on the weekends too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it can consume you. And it's changed my life
Speaker 4: of one hundred and eighty degrees.
Speaker 3: For the better.
Speaker 1: For the better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because we're you know, we're making a difference.
Speaker 4: You kind of get to you know, graduating now, you
Speaker 4: kind of get to this point in life and you
Speaker 4: kind of think you're where you're.
Speaker 3: Run to be, yes, and you're just going to ride
Speaker 3: it out, that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then something comes to long and you see,
Speaker 4: you know, when we decided we wanted to adopt Ethan,
Speaker 4: you know, we were just told he's not going to live,
Speaker 4: he's not going to make it, and we said, that's okay.
Speaker 4: We want to make sure that he knows someone loves
Speaker 4: him before he dies with without knowing any of what
Speaker 4: was going to happen until so many, so much support,
Speaker 4: not only from the local community but all over the country.
Speaker 1: So much support.
Speaker 4: And the interesting thing about Ethan is all the emails
Speaker 4: and letters and messages I get from people, they all
Speaker 4: have this personal connection with him. People have never met
Speaker 4: him right, never been in the city, but they've seen
Speaker 4: his story and it has inspired them to get through
Speaker 4: something difficult in their life.
Speaker 1: Even times Query took over the board at times. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean Ethan Almighty is is nationally known. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about how you're helping his celebrity, your celebrity to help
Speaker 1: other animals. Because this law was passed. Anniversary today is
Speaker 1: today the anniversary? Wow?
Speaker 2: But today?
Speaker 1: So you know that law.
Speaker 4: You know, Kentucky has always been known as someone a
Speaker 4: state that doesn't take care of their animals.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: That law was historic and is a good step in
Speaker 4: changing the attitude and the and the way people look
Speaker 4: at Kentucky. And eventually there are going to be a
Speaker 4: lot more steps, but eventually people will look at Kentucky
Speaker 4: and say they take care of their animals in Kentucky.
Speaker 4: That's our goal.
Speaker 2: But okay, so we're all it's it's a movie theme
Speaker 2: all the way up until this point. And but now
Speaker 2: you've got you've you've had some Now the laws passed.
Speaker 2: This is so uh. Sometimes it can be frustrating but
Speaker 2: eye opening because we think, well, it's the law, so
Speaker 2: now it's over. We get to do that, and now
Speaker 2: we find out how people get out of stuff. They
Speaker 2: get their charges dropped. So since the law has been passed,
Speaker 2: we've had a couple of instances where this should have
Speaker 2: been an act did but the it's been dropped. Well,
Speaker 2: you know here, tell me about that.
Speaker 4: Here's a frustration on my side.
Speaker 1: Is I hear something?
Speaker 4: And we've talked on here about some other cases here
Speaker 4: and there. This thing pre trial diversion. Pre trial diversion
Speaker 4: is a good thing for people that have are first
Speaker 4: offenders that if you follow certain rules which are you know,
Speaker 4: can't you can't possess a firearm, you can't. You have
Speaker 4: to remain drug and alcohol free. But that is not
Speaker 4: my opinion in the way that I read is not
Speaker 4: meant for violent offenses. You don't want those people still out.
Speaker 4: And so what I have as I've looked through it,
Speaker 4: and I'm not an attorney, but it and they make
Speaker 4: things so confusing. But pre trial diversion, as I read
Speaker 4: it is in Kentucky, and it's not like this in
Speaker 4: every state. In Kentucky. If you take pre trial diversion,
Speaker 4: you are you have to plead guilty either an out
Speaker 4: for plea.
Speaker 2: Or you have to play please correct, all right.
Speaker 4: So if you plead guilt, if you're going to take
Speaker 4: pre trial diversion, and you plead guilty and you have
Speaker 4: killed a dog like in Fayette County, this this lady
Speaker 4: Hannah Mendez left her dog to starve to death in
Speaker 4: her apartment in a kennel. She got pre trial diversion,
Speaker 4: so she pled guilty. The dog died in Kentucky. That
Speaker 4: makes you a violent offender record of this, and you
Speaker 4: have played guilty and the victim died or had serious injury.
Speaker 4: And if you are a violent offender, you look at
Speaker 4: the violent offender status or a statute, you have to
Speaker 4: serve eighty five percent of your sentence.
Speaker 3: So where's the boy?
Speaker 2: So where are we.
Speaker 4: Getting hung up on this? If you pleading guilty to
Speaker 4: a felony and the dog died, you should have to
Speaker 4: serve your sentence absolutely, And this pre trial diversion stuff,
Speaker 4: it's good in certain cases. And the other thing I
Speaker 4: want to point out is the commonwealth does not have
Speaker 4: to accept pre trial diversion. They can you know, of course,
Speaker 4: the defendant is going to ask for it, but commonwealth
Speaker 4: can say no, no, no, you killed this dog, and odds
Speaker 4: are percentages are you're gonna do it again, and you're
Speaker 4: gonna do it to a person. So no, we're not
Speaker 4: going to do that. You serve your sentence, You serve
Speaker 4: a part of your sentence, and then we move forward
Speaker 4: from there. But the pretrot diversse that I just don't understand.
Speaker 1: With violent crimes, we've got a problem with our judges.
Speaker 1: We have a problem with our prosecutors as well, because
Speaker 1: there's been so many cases that you and I have
Speaker 1: both seen, not just with dogs, but also other cases
Speaker 1: where they have the defendant dead to rights, dead to rights,
Speaker 1: no question, and then they take some kind of a
Speaker 1: plea deal for no reason whatsoever. I just don't understand
Speaker 1: what the motivation is there.
Speaker 3: I don't either.
Speaker 4: And there was a you know, you continue to look
Speaker 4: into it. So there was a case here in Jefferson
Speaker 4: County and it was part of a domestic violence case.
Speaker 4: The person, the offender beat the dogs so badly they
Speaker 4: had to euthanize it, right, Okay, So it gets charged
Speaker 4: with Ethan's Law and it's going to go to a
Speaker 4: grand jury. She asks, cannot testify to the grand jury.
Speaker 4: She was told you are not allowed to testify to
Speaker 4: the grand jury. That's not necessarily the case. She has
Speaker 4: a right in Kentucky animals or property when her property
Speaker 4: has been damaged as the owner of the property and
Speaker 4: anyone has a special interest in that property, can petition
Speaker 4: the grand jury to testify in front of the grand jury,
Speaker 4: and they can choose whether she can testify or not,
Speaker 4: and if they want to hear from her, the Commonwealth,
Speaker 4: by statute is required to allow her to testify.
Speaker 2: I think this can go even farther because I believe
Speaker 2: this can assist in any law enforcement in other avenues.
Speaker 2: I've said it a million times and I'm going to
Speaker 2: say it again. If you are cruel to animals or
Speaker 2: you beat a dog to death, there's something wrong with you.
Speaker 2: This is beyond your pissed off for a crime of
Speaker 2: passion with another human. Sorry, I think it's worse because
Speaker 2: at least a crime of passion and there's something going
Speaker 2: on with the family, that's one thing. But when you
Speaker 2: beat a dog to death, that is you're something's off
Speaker 2: and you should be on a list. And here's the
Speaker 2: other thing. I I kind of look, do I want
Speaker 2: to know if this guy is a sexual predator. He's
Speaker 2: on a list?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right? Did I work with right? Or I
Speaker 2: live next to you? I want to know if this
Speaker 2: guy is cruel to animals too that I work with
Speaker 2: and or live next to. Why isn't that a list?
Speaker 4: Well, I've talked with a couple of lawmakers about there
Speaker 4: was a something introduced years ago about creating a list
Speaker 4: just like that, right, not a sexual like the sexual
Speaker 4: predator list, but animal abuse list. He has been convicted,
Speaker 4: you go on this list. It didn't pass a few
Speaker 4: years ago, but now that we have this new statute,
Speaker 4: now you have something that you can really start to
Speaker 4: put put people on a list for doing stuff. And
Speaker 4: so I'm hoping that in the future that'll be something
Speaker 4: that we can add. That'll be another one of those
Speaker 4: small steps for Kentucky moving forward that then you can
Speaker 4: look people up.
Speaker 1: You're on a list.
Speaker 4: And that list not only not only as a sit
Speaker 4: and can you look at that list, but it goes
Speaker 4: out to all rescues and all shelters all over the state.
Speaker 1: And when you go to adopt an animal.
Speaker 2: Right, amen, Amen, because we again I'll say it for
Speaker 2: the million time. A psychotherapist, a therapist all will say,
Speaker 2: and when a child, when you learn like a seven
Speaker 2: year old is doing that, the entire room stops, all
Speaker 2: therapy stops, and they go in a new direction because
Speaker 2: they're like, that is unique to kids that have real issues.
Speaker 2: So we're going to go in this direction.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I hope we keep getting further here, and I hope
Speaker 2: these folks get a felony and it's on their record
Speaker 2: and they have to do something, because you're right. I
Speaker 2: think it's thirteen years in a row. Kentucky has the
Speaker 2: worst for animal cruelty in America, So we're trying to
Speaker 2: fix that.
Speaker 1: So that's just what you're doing in the court system,
Speaker 1: no pun intended watchdog for all of Kentucky on these cases.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about some other good you're doing for the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the Littleville Metro Animals show. I'm down
Speaker 1: there once a week doing videos for them because it's
Speaker 1: an overcrowding situation. All this could be prevented with spay
Speaker 1: and neutering, which by the way, it's better life for
Speaker 1: your pet as well. Uh, talk about the spay and
Speaker 1: neutering clinics that you all have been doing.
Speaker 4: So we've been doing several Spain and Neuter clinics, this
Speaker 4: particular one a couple of Metro Council, a couple of
Speaker 4: Metro Council folks Andrew Owens and Ben renal Weber, decided
Speaker 4: they wanted to see what they could do and make
Speaker 4: a difference and reached out and so we're doing community
Speaker 4: spe and Neuter for fifty animals this Sunday. And so
Speaker 4: all the spots are filled right now. They filled up
Speaker 4: that quick, which is good.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 4: You want to and we hope to do it more
Speaker 4: and more in the future and get more Metro Council
Speaker 4: people involved in more areas involved. But so that'll be
Speaker 4: Sunday at Louisville Metro Animal Services. Well they're doing great.
Speaker 1: I got to ask you a question and waved me off.
Speaker 1: If it hadn't been sanctioned it or whatever. Is there
Speaker 1: an Ethan fest or something? Because I heard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so so may we're gonna do it sort of
Speaker 5: an Ethan sort of festival kind of well, it's Ethan's
Speaker 5: Wellness extravagance over New Albany Uh people, any vendors, anybody
Speaker 5: wants to come out there.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be kind of like a little festival, farmers
Speaker 4: market sort of thing. Uh, they can reach me at
Speaker 4: Jeff at Ethanolmighty dot com really and I'll put out
Speaker 4: a flyer about it and people can come. But we're
Speaker 4: hoping to we'll have some live music and we'll have
Speaker 4: some vendors and just sort of a celebration. And it
Speaker 4: also goes to help raise money for Ethan Almighty's Blessings
Speaker 4: the five o' one C three, because we try to
Speaker 4: do as much good as we can, but it also
Speaker 4: takes everybody helping out, and we can't do all that
Speaker 4: stuff without.
Speaker 1: A lot of help. I'm going this is just off
Speaker 1: the top of my head. No, I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: it might be stupid. No, are you serious?
Speaker 2: Would go?
Speaker 1: Okay, just off the top of my head, so stupid.
Speaker 1: It takes a village. I just made that up. I
Speaker 1: just made that up.
Speaker 2: Plate John, get that on a plate please, And Louisville
Speaker 2: Stoneware is where I go.
Speaker 1: And let's get it glazed. Okay, let's get it because
Speaker 1: it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: And the more we get word out there and the
Speaker 4: more awareness we put on all of this stuff where
Speaker 4: it's court case suspending whatever it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, straight away, back after this little Daryl Holland. You
Speaker 1: like the way us old men dance. That's the shake
Speaker 1: your shoulder dance I'm doing. I've had the days wrong
Speaker 1: at Maddy mccarco Maddy mcarcoff. She sure likes to snorkle.
Speaker 1: Maddy mccarthof.
Speaker 2: Hello, hey girl. People are like, it's not Friday.
Speaker 6: I know, what the hell?
Speaker 1: You're never supposed to ask a woman what her age is?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: How much do you wait?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: So yeah, so I'm just kidding. I'll be mad.
Speaker 2: I started to joke, going, don't I said, bucco five,
Speaker 2: here you go.
Speaker 1: How old are you?
Speaker 2: Twenty seven?
Speaker 6: Twenty seven?
Speaker 2: Oh wow?
Speaker 1: Okay? So look okay, yeah, so you're the demo. We
Speaker 1: get confused on the emojis, right, And for example, I
Speaker 1: use them the proper.
Speaker 2: Way, which is which for okay?
Speaker 1: For my mom. I love my mom dearly. So every
Speaker 1: once in a while, I'll send her a text and
Speaker 1: I'll say, hey, Mom, when's the last time you had some?
Speaker 1: And I'll put an eggplant emoji.
Speaker 6: Yeah for egg plant parmesan, and.
Speaker 1: I'll send it to her yeah, and she'll say, oh,
Speaker 1: just had some this morning.
Speaker 6: You know she's a busy girl.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you gotta eat your veget right, But evidently
Speaker 1: there are you Some of these emojis can be dirty.
Speaker 1: And she'll send me back a peach and said, when's
Speaker 1: the last time Susan gave you some peach?
Speaker 6: They're not in season right now, so it's probably been
Speaker 6: a while.
Speaker 1: I say, why she did, but they were in syrup
Speaker 1: and it wasn't healthy.
Speaker 2: All right, So you're gonna help us. I got a
Speaker 2: list of it's a long climb for a short slider,
Speaker 2: like we're gonna wrap all right, So what we're gonna
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what a one of these emojis are.
Speaker 2: Help us understand it. John is in your demo too,
Speaker 2: so John Alden, you're gonna help you go. Oh I
Speaker 2: know that, okay, So so jump in there if you
Speaker 2: want to. And the other discussion is we need to
Speaker 2: come up with a walk up song for you have
Speaker 2: to think about it.
Speaker 7: I think on it because I love music. I'm really
Speaker 7: I'm gonna think on this. It's got to embody. Maddy
Speaker 7: mccorthy know, we got to know.
Speaker 6: That's what we were saying too.
Speaker 1: I have a contest between them at some point and
Speaker 1: find out who's more twenty seven?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 6: Oh are you twenty seven as well?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: Okay, all right here we have a contest.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Some of these I think are are we we all know?
Speaker 2: I think like the red pill. When you send a
Speaker 2: red pill to somebody, what does that mean? That's obviously
Speaker 2: a reference to the matrix.
Speaker 1: Like a dog looks like a noise that doesn't understand.
Speaker 2: You're not on board, You're not.
Speaker 6: It's just did you take your medicine?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: John, I hear that silly commercial for red pilled America,
Speaker 3: so I can't.
Speaker 7: Okay, it's like uh, conservative news, okay, conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a repository so no, okay.
Speaker 2: So if you send a red pill emboji to somebody,
Speaker 2: it means I see the truth. I see the truth
Speaker 2: of what's going on here. Okay, so the red pill,
Speaker 2: let's go the opposite blue pill.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You are unction.
Speaker 2: But not that blue pill. But this is the blue
Speaker 2: pill where remember he gets the choice in the matrix
Speaker 2: where he takes the blue pill and he goes back
Speaker 2: to his old, old life. So you'll just be blind
Speaker 2: to the truth. So you're just like you said that
Speaker 2: to your friend. You're like, you're a fool. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know you're you're blind to the truth, dude. Okay, and
Speaker 2: just and you could do that in just one emoji.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't know if our demo is using those emojis
Speaker 7: in that way, but I guess that's what boomers do.
Speaker 1: Some of these the boomers, man, we don't use them
Speaker 1: the wrong ways.
Speaker 2: I'm just we're not your gen x. That's what you said,
Speaker 2: The fact that you were confused said we were either one.
Speaker 6: You're so offended that you might be put in with boomer.
Speaker 1: How do you think we are? Lady's four hundred.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's been a lot, it's been a
Speaker 2: rough road. You do rock radio and all that. So
Speaker 2: here we go, Uh dynamite emoji? Do you know what
Speaker 2: that is?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 6: Like fire? That was awesome? Boom mic drop.
Speaker 1: John.
Speaker 3: I'm in the same boat. I don't have anything out.
Speaker 2: Of what it is? Is it exploding red pill meaning
Speaker 2: someone is radicalized or you're an involuntary celibate.
Speaker 6: This is what is your source right now?
Speaker 2: This is the source? Is my source?
Speaker 7: See I question your sources both with trivia and this game.
Speaker 2: Okay, so here's another one. Do you know what the
Speaker 2: kidney bean is for?
Speaker 6: I would never use this.
Speaker 7: These are not my most all right, good because you
Speaker 7: can job job.
Speaker 1: You know what a kidney being mean me to the hospital?
Speaker 3: I'm having a kidney stone?
Speaker 2: No, no, damn.
Speaker 6: Is it sexual?
Speaker 2: No it is. It is a little sexual. It's in
Speaker 2: cell culture sometimes used to be little wish. You got
Speaker 2: to be aware of this. So somebody sends this to you,
Speaker 2: it's offensive. No no, no, no, no, okay, so wrong?
Speaker 1: Hey man, you you are you're a kidney bean. Take
Speaker 1: it back.
Speaker 7: Walk.
Speaker 2: My feelings are very much about cells are completely or
Speaker 2: exclusively men.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what an insult is.
Speaker 2: You don't come on, Oh.
Speaker 6: My gosh, do we really want to open up that
Speaker 6: can worm?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I think there are some women out there now. It's
Speaker 7: obviously less than you know, being in cells involuntarily celibate.
Speaker 7: They hate women because women have forced them to be celibate,
Speaker 7: and they hate you know, it's it's women's hate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's one thousand, three hundred. There's one thousand,
Speaker 2: three hundred and eighty reasons why no one will date them.
Speaker 2: But it's the women's fault, right. One hundred emoji just
Speaker 2: a hundred.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's like facts, like one hundred. You're you're
Speaker 7: spot on what? No, that is totally correct. People say
Speaker 7: one hundred. It's like you're speaking the truth. You're one
Speaker 7: hundred percent right.
Speaker 2: The one hundred emoji refers to the eighty twenty rule,
Speaker 2: which is the belief that eighty percent of women are
Speaker 2: only attracted to twenty percent of men.
Speaker 7: You're the gen X emojis your and your source is like, Jen,
Speaker 7: I don't know what you're even talking about right.
Speaker 2: Now, sources your face. So, but that's.
Speaker 7: Eighty percent of women are attracted to me. Does it
Speaker 7: go the other way?
Speaker 2: I like it's a lot. I think that's a lot
Speaker 2: eighty percent of men attracted to twenty percent of women.
Speaker 1: Think, Ay, look at anything.
Speaker 2: I think yeah, men are.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's fair that eighty percent
Speaker 1: of women are.
Speaker 2: I've always said this. No, I've always said this. And
Speaker 2: if you look at it, sixes are attracted to sixes,
Speaker 2: sevens are attracted to seven somehow you line up?
Speaker 1: Do you think that?
Speaker 6: You think so?
Speaker 7: I feel like a lot of people claim that the
Speaker 7: women are always like outer, hotter than the man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what do you think your husband is?
Speaker 6: Let's say both we're just beautiful.
Speaker 1: So what's what's the Romeo Void song?
Speaker 2: I think you should have this conversation it did?
Speaker 1: Remember remember the Romeo Voice song of mit like you
Speaker 1: better if we slept together. There's there's a line in
Speaker 1: there that says, a couple walks by this ugliest sin,
Speaker 1: but she has her, he has her, and she has him.
Speaker 1: Do you think ugly people when they get together they
Speaker 1: know they're ugly.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I think they.
Speaker 6: Maybe it's something they bond over.
Speaker 1: If you're an ugly person, you got ugly spouse five four.
Speaker 6: You know, if you're ugly, you feel more comfortable.
Speaker 7: You're like in the same as this person and we're
Speaker 7: happy and we're.
Speaker 2: Like my old show partner had him if we'd beat
Speaker 2: out of a live remote, he took his shirt in.
Speaker 2: They'd be a group of girls older and he goes
Speaker 2: going over to get turned down and I go, you
Speaker 2: go get him kid, and we'd see him talking to
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 1: A true story. So, pulling out on my driveway this morning,
Speaker 1: I was thinking, because my wife's hot, I'm ugly, and
Speaker 1: I thought, what in the world's wrong with her? So
Speaker 1: I was thinking about, you know, my wedding day. I
Speaker 1: knew I'm ugly, and she had to know I was ugly.
Speaker 2: You were worse. You were even uglier then.
Speaker 6: So personality is uh, you know everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're funny funny dudes, Yeah, for your whole life,
Speaker 2: you've been pulling on that.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: So no, I watched it. I watched a thing where
Speaker 2: they had a five or six to seven and eight
Speaker 2: nine ten on both sides, women and men, and they
Speaker 2: just threw them in together, and then after the whole
Speaker 2: thing together, they ended up. They act. They they said
Speaker 2: stand in front of the one you want, and they
Speaker 2: were from the five to six was in front of
Speaker 2: the center seven it's crazy.
Speaker 7: Also, like how who's judging that there are five, six, seven, eight?
Speaker 7: You know, like who decides that right? Because it depends
Speaker 7: on your taste And I don't know, you might think
Speaker 7: of five as someone that I think is a seven.
Speaker 2: I don't know. People can't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We can whittle it down to certain features. I think
Speaker 2: there's a leap between a seven and and eight. Really,
Speaker 2: Like I say, seven point five is perfect. I told
Speaker 2: my son that, I said, you're going to marry a
Speaker 2: seven point five? Was like, what seven point five? That's
Speaker 2: what you want?
Speaker 6: Then you're not too intimidated.
Speaker 2: Anything upper than that? It's trouble ude, too hot.
Speaker 1: Emojim coffee, coffee.
Speaker 2: It shows disapproval of women's actions.
Speaker 3: I swear, how is coffee?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Okay, let's do actions. Your source is like some.
Speaker 2: Crazy like pancakes.
Speaker 7: No, okay, coffee, Let's go back to a cup of coffee.
Speaker 7: In my opinion, John, maybe you agree, it's like the
Speaker 7: cup it's spilling the tea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was taking a cup of tea. You know
Speaker 3: what's spilling the tea is tony given secrets.
Speaker 7: Okay, spreading gossip. Yeah, they're like, oh, I'm filling you
Speaker 7: in on this secret. I'm spilling the tea. Here's this
Speaker 7: cup emoji.
Speaker 6: It's usually a frog next to Wait, yeah, why the
Speaker 6: frog too?
Speaker 3: I think it's a kermit thing. The original was some
Speaker 3: tea or some coffee.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't pancake.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you do the tea something that is you're
Speaker 2: saying this is a secret. I'm spilling some secrets to you.
Speaker 6: Like this is hot, this is juicy stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, but is.
Speaker 6: There a tea cup or like a teapot?
Speaker 2: Okay? So pancakes, dwighte flat ass, Yes, because I have
Speaker 2: one that's a flat butt. Flat butt.
Speaker 1: That's my nickname. Susan calls me pancakes.
Speaker 2: Dwight sends these to me every weekend. It's a steaming
Speaker 2: bowl of food. So you have the bowl with steaming
Speaker 2: that represents nude photos.
Speaker 1: Yes, I like sending them the pictures. Just like it
Speaker 1: because because I think it's hot. It's hot. But like these,
Speaker 1: is at a meeting with the Catholic People's Society, you
Speaker 1: like to send them nuds? Seriously, I'll send them nudes
Speaker 1: are no, I'm that serious, hoping that someone at the
Speaker 1: meeting goes what the hell is that?
Speaker 6: So you're just like taking nudes throughout the day.
Speaker 7: You have a file that you're like, Okay, I've got
Speaker 7: my collection, my favorite notes.
Speaker 2: But I wish I could tell you it's no truth.
Speaker 1: No, it's true.
Speaker 7: Like my first thought was I need to see that
Speaker 7: to believe it, but like I don't want to see that.
Speaker 2: I actually I don't know to tell you the truth.
Speaker 2: The photography and the lighting is always pretty good, so.
Speaker 1: I've been working on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, the ear of corn?
Speaker 1: Okay, what is corn? John?
Speaker 3: I think we already discussed what that is. Do we
Speaker 3: need to say what it is?
Speaker 1: It's sexual? No, we didn't. I just said sexual.
Speaker 6: I don't know. You elaborate.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say it out loud. Well you can.
Speaker 2: It's four letters.
Speaker 3: Oh that can help.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, porn?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but how corn equal porn?
Speaker 7: I don't know, because you can't, like I think on
Speaker 7: social media or TikTok, like you can't say porn your
Speaker 7: you know, stuff will get flat, so people instead call
Speaker 7: it corn.
Speaker 3: I think, well, that sounds like then you heard John
Speaker 3: Davis the little scatting that he does.
Speaker 1: Scatting is something else. I don't know. What scatting is.
Speaker 2: Uh. Text messages for me used to be pretty free,
Speaker 2: and I would say stuff on text message no matter
Speaker 2: who it was. I stopped that years ago because text
Speaker 2: messages are legal. Yeah, that's a legal contra I mean, what.
Speaker 6: Are you talking about on your phone saying?
Speaker 2: This is a pretty dicey list. But I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: any business or some the inside scoop stuff you can't
Speaker 2: text that. Use your coffee, call me and then you
Speaker 2: talk to them, or.
Speaker 7: Use the coffee emoji, and then the pill emoji and
Speaker 7: then the the pancake emoji, and you'll know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Make sure you take your pills with your pancakes, coffee
Speaker 3: snowflake emoji.
Speaker 6: Oh that's probably some like your liberal snowflake. You can't oh, or.
Speaker 1: We all have to talk about that carco has her
Speaker 1: own bump bottle.
Speaker 3: Evidently, what did you say?
Speaker 6: You said something so funny to a guest that was
Speaker 6: really to oh.
Speaker 1: I do it whenever. Whenever the guests come in, I
Speaker 1: say can't get your water, No, I can't get your coffee,
Speaker 1: no coke, And they'll say no. I say, even just
Speaker 1: one line.
Speaker 6: I was like dying.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that it's like sister Jane, No, no,
Speaker 2: sister James want all right, you never want a mixture
Speaker 2: for lying face a lion face?
Speaker 1: What is a lion face anyway?
Speaker 2: Wait? Hying lyon l y I n g. Not a
Speaker 2: lion but a lion?
Speaker 6: You're I need a visual what what is it? Determined?
Speaker 6: Is the lying face?
Speaker 2: So snowflake is cocaine. Lying face is doing cocaine.
Speaker 4: But let me I need to see the what a
Speaker 4: lying face is?
Speaker 6: Is it the one with that long nose?
Speaker 2: That one that would make sense? We need to be
Speaker 2: careful what you send to people. Dude, Okay, I need
Speaker 2: to get worried about it. Now.
Speaker 1: I need to talk to my mom because I'll send
Speaker 1: my mom. Hey Mom, I just want to tell you
Speaker 1: I love you by bah and she said, well, I
Speaker 1: love you too. Bling it'll go off and then bling
Speaker 1: it'll be a can on roller skates and then bling
Speaker 1: it'll be like some grapes. Just keep selling me.
Speaker 2: What it is. So last thing you ever send six
Speaker 2: in a row, like not separate text, but just like
Speaker 2: high five heart emoji, like all in one one, like celebrated.
Speaker 7: If it's like I'm trying to be whoo and like
Speaker 7: talk about something really exciting maybe, but no, typically I'm
Speaker 7: like one or two yeah, okay, yeah, or you know,
Speaker 7: if it's someone's birthday. If you have an iPhone, I
Speaker 7: don't know about androids, no, but you can send the
Speaker 7: message with confetti do you ever do you can like
Speaker 7: send it with with an effect?
Speaker 2: Emojis were great for guys like Dwight and I because
Speaker 2: you just want to end the conversation.
Speaker 7: That okay, But then the reaction to text I love
Speaker 7: that because you can just like their message. That's a
Speaker 7: clear ending. You don't have to feel weird, like okay,
Speaker 7: you know, talk to you later.
Speaker 2: And it's over.
Speaker 1: Okayla's over.
Speaker 6: T T Y L.
Speaker 2: L brow By tomorrow. You need your walk up song
Speaker 2: because you're gonna come back for a crusade from tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Yes, much pressure, long decision maker.
Speaker 7: Okay, I could moll on this for weeks, but I
Speaker 7: will make it happen.
Speaker 1: No worries. I'll pick your walk up. Thank you.
Speaker 6: You know what you can give. You gave me one
Speaker 6: suggestion you think about that.
Speaker 1: You're so welcome. I'll take over from here, don't you.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go irish, but I'm going to find a song.
Speaker 1: That I like.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I have an idea. All right, you tune
Speaker 6: in tomorrow.
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