Speaker 1: Congratulations. That song I wrote.
Speaker 2: You were so patriotic they decided to make it into
Speaker 2: a shavy commercial. So I changed a few lines.
Speaker 3: I don't know. You're asking us to sell out our
Speaker 3: song and for what? Cash?
Speaker 1: Money?
Speaker 2: Money?
Speaker 3: We love money. That's great, Buy me a clock radio.
Speaker 1: Four finger Discount.
Speaker 3: Dude, Welcome to four figure discount where this week we're
Speaker 3: here to review a sequel episode to a beloved episode
Speaker 3: of The Simpsons, all away from season three. That episode
Speaker 3: in question is Colonel Homer. This is a sequel to that.
Speaker 3: It is Papa Don't match. I'm down, I'm guy.
Speaker 1: Welcome to forefinger Discount, the podcast that has more boogie
Speaker 1: less woogie? Should we throw it down? Flipping and revers
Speaker 1: should we should we turn up the woogie? Should we
Speaker 1: up jump the bookie?
Speaker 3: I really related to grandpart in that moment. By the way,
Speaker 3: Actually one of my favorite moments was Grandpa there was
Speaker 3: It might have been exactly what it was I was
Speaker 3: going to write down, but it was when he was
Speaker 3: ranting about the radio and his little grievances. I was like,
Speaker 3: I find grievous of these things too. Now I am
Speaker 3: I'm now thirty six, you see happy birthday to you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: Time has passed since we last recorded, Dan it has
Speaker 1: got another year. Roll now I have got another year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we exchanged gift. Happy birthday to you, and we're both
Speaker 1: very very happy with our current situations and our current ages.
Speaker 1: I'm not sad at all. I was about to say,
Speaker 1: yeahs I have put together playlists of songs on your
Speaker 1: various streamers, like great, all my favorites all in one place.
Speaker 1: Scare it, scare it? Not in the mood for it,
Speaker 1: scare it? Why do I put this on here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So, yes, I am constantly relating to Grandpa, but not
Speaker 1: more so in that moment. Look a lot to talk
Speaker 1: about in this episode, which I think we both enjoyed.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, now for the first I'm gonna be ready
Speaker 3: off my phone for you people watching the show, because
Speaker 3: I read watch this in bed last night and took
Speaker 3: my notes on my phone. I thought it was better
Speaker 3: to do that because in bed, I know, I was
Speaker 3: just more relaxed, sort of just calm taking my notes.
Speaker 3: I feel like when I'm sitting here at the desk,
Speaker 3: it feels like not work work, but it feels like
Speaker 3: I'm really over analyzing my thoughts in this episode. I
Speaker 3: actually feel like I enjoyed the episode more just by
Speaker 3: watching in a more relaxed environment, do more.
Speaker 1: Things in bed. That's the fourth way get into your
Speaker 1: racecar bed And yes, zoom zoom zoom.
Speaker 3: My first note. I've got here, though it says a
Speaker 3: sequel we didn't necessarily need, although I'm glad it existed
Speaker 3: because I always hated the idea that Llewleine Lumpkin just
Speaker 3: became this failure. Who I believe it's the monorail Episodehere,
Speaker 3: she sayes, I spoke last night in the ditch. It
Speaker 3: always felt sad that she sort of just she needed
Speaker 3: home in her life to keep her on track. When
Speaker 3: she lost home and she lost everything, it just seems
Speaker 3: like a sad end to that timeline to her life.
Speaker 3: I like the fact that while she didn't pay her
Speaker 3: taxes and her life wasn't sort of because music country
Speaker 3: music wasn't sort of the thing anymore. She wasn't exactly
Speaker 3: a success. She still wasn't living in a ditch. I
Speaker 3: guess she was kind of homeless but kind of underpass Absolutely,
Speaker 3: it's nice that she got the she got a life
Speaker 3: back on track because of this episode. Though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say the country music, I mean it
Speaker 1: ebbs and flows, of course, but I think it's been
Speaker 1: a constant for a very very long time, and it's
Speaker 1: always very very popular in its lane. And sometimes once
Speaker 1: in a while you'll have a breakout out of Twain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: someone like that. Absolute that the Chicks. The Chicks, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the artist formerly known as.
Speaker 3: The Dixie Chicks. Their appearance was actually quite good, it
Speaker 3: was indeed. Yeah, I'm sorry to derayl.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to do a couple of quick bits
Speaker 1: of business before we actually talk about the episode.
Speaker 3: Patreon, subscribe to the channel.
Speaker 1: Make more friends of the Pie, come be our buddies. No, no,
Speaker 1: I want to say a couple of things. Today is
Speaker 1: the day this is Simpson's right, trust meet, It's not
Speaker 1: just me being perving on young female music artists. Today
Speaker 1: was the day that I learned that Sabrina Carpenter. You
Speaker 1: may know her for the song That's Me Me Espresso.
Speaker 1: I don't know her for the song. I don't know
Speaker 1: that song, don't you know? She is apparently the niece
Speaker 1: of Nancy can't write the voice of about Simpson. So
Speaker 1: there we go. All the kids out there who are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Sabrina Carbon, It's like Simpson's connection. So it's all part
Speaker 1: of the unified theory of four finger discount that we
Speaker 1: pride ourselves on. On a sounder note, today is the
Speaker 1: day that we lost one of the great actors, one
Speaker 1: of the great voices absolutely of American entertainment, of world
Speaker 1: wde entertainment, James L.
Speaker 3: Jones.
Speaker 1: It would be facetious and lid for me to go no,
Speaker 1: so I won't do that, but I will say that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just one of the great actors we ever had. And
Speaker 1: of course you know pivotal in the voice of Darth Vada,
Speaker 1: the voice of Vasa.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also the old man who owned the Beast in
Speaker 3: the sound Lot kids, there is.
Speaker 1: That as well, Terrence Man from Field of Dreams and
Speaker 1: of course False Doom Cone of the Barbarians are Jenmey
Speaker 1: one of my favorites of his performances, James L. Jones,
Speaker 1: what a lord.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the whole world is in morning because
Speaker 3: he's just one of those people that everyone loved him. Absolutely.
Speaker 3: It feels like Star Wars won't feel the same in you.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, we've lost We've lost darf Vada. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we lost a real core aspect. Yeah, I wonder if
Speaker 3: any form of Darth Vada appearance is going forward just
Speaker 3: Ai his voice of his family.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that I think they may have already
Speaker 1: done that to some degree. Okay, yeah hopefully, but yeah,
Speaker 1: hopefully it gets to continue on because it really is
Speaker 1: a pivotal part of the whole Star Wars universe.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to throw those things in, But we
Speaker 1: now return you to Papa don't leitch already in progress?
Speaker 1: So what we your initial thoughts of the episode when
Speaker 1: he finished it? Did you enjoy it or did you
Speaker 1: not enjoy it? I did enjoy it a whole lot. Look,
Speaker 1: there are aspects of it, and it certainly starts off
Speaker 1: in a way that's like, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: What I was really annoyed by it until I've read
Speaker 3: what it was a reference to.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, tell us a bit about should we tell
Speaker 1: the Well, I at first I thought we're here to
Speaker 1: tell the listers what an episode is about. So I
Speaker 1: will say that it's basically homely euthanizing Grandpa.
Speaker 3: I've got he could have done with that. Homer wanting
Speaker 3: to kill Grandpa in his dream and then feeling no
Speaker 3: remorse for it when he woke up, right, I didn't
Speaker 3: realize that was a reference to spoiler left Sopranos Tony
Speaker 3: killing in the car accident. Yes, yea, yeah, so that
Speaker 3: was at that time. It just happened. It was so
Speaker 3: this is two thousand and eight. That ended in two
Speaker 3: thousand and six, so that was a big moment in
Speaker 3: TV history. They were acknowledging that. I feel though he
Speaker 3: should have woken up. I feel that might would have
Speaker 3: felt better if you woke up and go, oh my god.
Speaker 3: A couple if I did that to Grandpa and he goes, what, Oh,
Speaker 3: it was just a dream, and then Grandpa arrives and
Speaker 3: he goes, go away, Oh man, that's not as harsh
Speaker 3: as wanting to kill him. Absolutely, he should have felt
Speaker 3: remorse for killing him in his dream. He could still
Speaker 3: be petty and not treating him well. Sure, that's the
Speaker 3: game that had been running for with the last nineteen
Speaker 3: seasons of the show, but not but feeling happy that
Speaker 3: he killed him. I thought, that's just silly.
Speaker 1: It was, and it sort of It starts the episode
Speaker 1: on a bit of a sound note, but I thought.
Speaker 3: Before the actually the car was funny. The first line
Speaker 3: of you should be sure you should be driving at night.
Speaker 3: It's night that yeah, particularly someone who hates driving at
Speaker 3: night now because the headlights are too bright.
Speaker 1: But I find that a lot of people are saying
Speaker 1: this are not just olds like myself. Young people are saying,
Speaker 1: what's what's the new with headlights? I was driving my
Speaker 1: mum's car to go pick up. I bought a signed
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine ge Long Premiership guernsey in a
Speaker 1: frame right from the guy in Geelong. But it didn't
Speaker 1: fit in the back of Nicholas car, so I'd say
Speaker 1: it didn't especially glass. What the hell this is for
Speaker 1: a road?
Speaker 3: And I buy my mum's car right, and it's a
Speaker 3: an SUV style car. It's a bigger car. It's a
Speaker 3: bigger car. Yeah, it's like a four wheel drive kind
Speaker 3: of stuff. And I'm in law and order suv. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a canyon narrow it looks red and everything. And
Speaker 3: I turned on the headlights and it just felt like
Speaker 3: the high beams run, I said. I got to the
Speaker 3: point where I was driving past the car. I thought,
Speaker 3: this isn't right. I'm going to cause the car I
Speaker 3: pulled over. I was like, Mom had you turn your
Speaker 3: higher beams off. I feel like I'm on auto, but
Speaker 3: it's still your high beam. She goes, it's not the
Speaker 3: high beams bright. I was going, Mum, you don't understand.
Speaker 3: I can see right down the street this. These are
Speaker 3: clearly the high beams. She just flicker forward, flick the
Speaker 3: forward high beams. It was like daytime. I was like,
Speaker 3: this is this now the standard for a headlight? I
Speaker 3: can see what people are doing in Sydney. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I get that headlights are do right now. Thank god.
Speaker 3: It's not just me. No, it's not just you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're right. That's that initial part with yeah,
Speaker 1: driving at night.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a soprano's reference that can't find the d.
Speaker 1: That was all good, Yes, that bit was a bit darker.
Speaker 1: It's like if you don't know the Sopranos, which is
Speaker 1: sad to say, I don't really. Apparently it's a good
Speaker 1: doco on the making of the Sopranos now on We've
Speaker 1: got it on foxtewel here in Australia, HBO in the
Speaker 1: States called wise Guy The Making David Chase and the
Speaker 1: Making of the Sopranos. I'm gonna watch it. I bought
Speaker 1: the having not watched the Sopranos, I bought.
Speaker 3: The Blu ray collection and it's got like so many
Speaker 3: audio commentaries and documentaries in retrospectives, which I will probably
Speaker 3: watched first. Yeah, but that was the sound that the
Speaker 3: episode started with. It want the reference, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but once it started to roll and I'm really
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. I mean I was. I was a fan
Speaker 1: of Colonel Homer, like I imagine a lot of people are.
Speaker 1: And this didn't feel necessarily like a cash grab or
Speaker 1: a cash in or got that's what avating scrap does it,
Speaker 1: or a trading on of course, it's going to be
Speaker 1: trading on your warm feelings of that previous episode, but
Speaker 1: not in a way that makes you go, remember this,
Speaker 1: remember how you felt then, Well you're going to feel
Speaker 1: it again now because you're you know, Asuka. It's like no, no,
Speaker 1: it earns it and she never wants flirts with Homer,
Speaker 1: which is good as well. That's right, Becau.
Speaker 3: They could have just rehashed that story, but it's a
Speaker 3: completely new story, is completely fresh story for learning love
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 1: And the way that she and Marge interact, I think
Speaker 1: it was to be expected the way they would do it,
Speaker 1: but they they play it well, they don't overplay it.
Speaker 1: There are aspects of it that are a little, I
Speaker 1: guess obvious, but also to be expected.
Speaker 3: It's understandable why Marge would not want this woman in
Speaker 3: her house, completely understandable. And I like that they brought
Speaker 3: those things up. With the teeth of the teeth. That
Speaker 3: was sort of like the one hey remember when that
Speaker 3: happened moment with the teeth we're getting some sound on
Speaker 3: the track, remember that moment. Yeah, yeah, that's the only
Speaker 3: time they sort of sort of go, hey, remember that
Speaker 3: for the nostalgia factor. But I like that in the
Speaker 3: and Marje realizes, Oh, she's not here to flirt with Homer,
Speaker 3: she has daddy issues. Let's help her with that.
Speaker 1: I was actually really charmed when you see the reappearance
Speaker 1: of Girl Home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and major Mara. Yeah. It wasn't like in the
Speaker 3: Dream Full Circle. It's like, oh, now the woman she
Speaker 3: hated Nami, the woman that you know she shoots her
Speaker 3: perhaps aroount Yeah, with the opening thing. So the opening
Speaker 3: story I've got here of them faking a disaster to
Speaker 3: get money only get full again was swift enough that
Speaker 3: it didn't feel like it was filler, that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it set up the story. The best Simpsons episodes of
Speaker 3: the one sometimes it got like you know that tramampoline right,
Speaker 3: just like five minutes, it doesn't feel like it's filler.
Speaker 3: This one here, I quite enjoyed. It goes and that's
Speaker 3: how we got routed by that.
Speaker 1: We're counting ahead to one of my favorite moments, which
Speaker 1: I thought was fantastic. It was a really good dag.
Speaker 3: Now we're even more broke. They tried to pull the
Speaker 3: swiftly and they got rauted again.
Speaker 1: And as you know, I'm a fan of any time
Speaker 1: we get more Quimni because I just love the guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the show that is just as corrupt as the
Speaker 1: day is long to the point where he's just willing
Speaker 1: to grab girls, gag cookies off for girls.
Speaker 3: That was marvelous reservations in five minutes.
Speaker 1: A lot of good one liners in this one, and
Speaker 1: they all surround like a really solid story idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's not too as I said, starts off on the
Speaker 1: sale note, but you're hard pressed to find too many
Speaker 1: bum notes in this episode. I think it worked really
Speaker 1: really well.
Speaker 3: Well, it's just it's an interesting plot point in that
Speaker 3: lurl dependence on a man steps from her father abandoning her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad to mention that this is maybe it's
Speaker 1: not even an issue that i'd had, because whoever voices
Speaker 1: is it Royce Lumpkin.
Speaker 3: Who voiced voice I know the Beverly return for Lurline here,
Speaker 3: which which made it even feel more special. Absolutely, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: just it sounds like a Hank iss Ario, it does,
Speaker 3: doesn't it.
Speaker 1: And look, well, do you respect a hank Man of
Speaker 1: a thousand voices? Yeah, I'll probably do with that a poop, but.
Speaker 3: We couldn't do with the poop, but not a poo.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we've got to do with a poop.
Speaker 1: Actually, press pauls from a moment, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: It felt like this would be a great opportunity for
Speaker 1: if not necessarily a star, then just like a really good,
Speaker 1: well revered character actor to come in. And just I
Speaker 1: thought Hank did great, but to add a little bit
Speaker 1: of extra spice.
Speaker 3: To it, a country western Keny Rodgers something, or like
Speaker 3: Willie Nelson, Yeah, or even someone like I want the
Speaker 3: King of the Hill. Do they had they had to
Speaker 3: tell me Whenette was the mother, wasn't That's right? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and who was that? Who was the Jewish comedian Carl Ryan?
Speaker 3: You can't run it? Yes, Yeah, they're really good at
Speaker 3: picking guest stars on King of the Hill, aren't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I mean, if you could get an actual
Speaker 1: country music performer who dabbles in acting, Yeah, like Kenny
Speaker 1: Rodgers or Willie Nelson or Johnny cashtill alive at.
Speaker 3: That stage, Johnny Cash when I was walk the Line
Speaker 3: two thousand and five, so he's passed away before that
Speaker 3: wasn't either that?
Speaker 1: Or you need someone who's got a literally a bit
Speaker 1: of ham on the bone.
Speaker 3: Because Ham ham Berlin.
Speaker 1: That always makes me think of a guy we used
Speaker 1: to work with Andy because he loved that bit from
Speaker 1: was it Regular show that had show you the bit
Speaker 1: with hamd But every once in a while you'd hear Andy.
Speaker 3: Go if you Andy, Andy Sandler shout to Andy heat you,
Speaker 3: I'm in a Natree care.
Speaker 1: But you need someone with a little like Ham on
Speaker 1: the bone. He's notoriously apparently he's pretty good to work with,
Speaker 1: but not so good on the publicity trail. Someone like
Speaker 1: Tommy Lee Jones. He played Loretta Lynn's husband in Coleman
Speaker 1: and his Daughter of the movie that was sort of
Speaker 1: made about her life, and I get the feeling.
Speaker 3: He could probably I he'd be wacky enough.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: He tried to be wacky and Batman to keep up
Speaker 3: with carry. I don't feel like he'd beat this.
Speaker 1: He had that period in the in the mid nineties
Speaker 1: was like I'm really going for it. I think it's
Speaker 1: in Batman Forever, in Natural Warm Killers, where he's like, well,
Speaker 1: you really played to the back row, aren't you. There's
Speaker 1: a guy who's been on the show before, Charles Napier, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you get the thing. He'd be really good, or someone
Speaker 1: like Harry Dean Stanton, like a character actor who sort
Speaker 1: of plays wildly old guys. I think that I think
Speaker 1: they would have been great, But it just struck me
Speaker 1: as a missed opportunity more than something that derails the episode.
Speaker 1: But generally very very happy with with Papa Don't Lege and.
Speaker 3: Happy to talk about it. I want to talk about
Speaker 3: the Dick Dixie Chicks.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about that.
Speaker 3: So they were they were they were canceled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, canceled before cancelation was the thing, and not even
Speaker 1: canceled by canceled by some sections of.
Speaker 3: The of the music against Bush, right, they did.
Speaker 1: They said not our president or he was they we
Speaker 1: were ashamed that he's our president because they were very
Speaker 1: anti war on terror, and this was of course post
Speaker 1: nine to eleven, and everyone was like, go get them.
Speaker 3: To because there because the worst of the song are
Speaker 3: basically mocking them. We've learned that lesson pro Fox News.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we said the things out of line.
Speaker 1: They're pretty savvy that you're like, oh god, we've got
Speaker 1: to go on the apology tour to.
Speaker 3: They go to one of my spoil on my Chrivy questions.
Speaker 3: They record at White Trash Records. I missed that, so
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you spoiled that Drivia question.
Speaker 1: I would not have been able to answer to the
Speaker 1: best of my recollection. The Dixie Chicks, now that known
Speaker 1: as the Chicks, never really backed down from the whole.
Speaker 1: I think they made an album called not Ready to
Speaker 1: Make Nice or or there maybe it was a documentary
Speaker 1: about I'm called Unapologetic or something along those lines. But yeah,
Speaker 1: they were very much nowhere sticking to our guns. So
Speaker 1: for them to take the piss out of themselves pretty
Speaker 1: well here with the whole with the song thing. But
Speaker 1: also I mean to jump ahead to one of my
Speaker 1: favorite moments near the end, when I think it's lou
Speaker 1: Lane comes and said I wrote that song, and they're
Speaker 1: all like, whoa, I love that.
Speaker 3: Well, why do we sell our song cash? But cash money,
Speaker 3: money money. That's probably my favorite moment. Oh, I love money.
Speaker 3: That was great. I think that did a really good
Speaker 3: job my favorite. Let's jump in a favorite moment. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that was. That was probably just about my top moment, oh,
Speaker 3: cash cash money.
Speaker 1: I wonder if I've used the wrong pins to put
Speaker 1: trivia quick because I've doubled up the trivia question the
Speaker 1: favorite moment here, so let me get my brain in
Speaker 1: order favorite moments.
Speaker 3: I like the femur gig of course that was Did
Speaker 3: I see that coming at all?
Speaker 1: Nor did I?
Speaker 3: And it felt as when people who do despicable things
Speaker 3: get get yeah yeah, get hoisted on their own batad
Speaker 3: Classic Simpsons.
Speaker 1: One might say, I you that a whole lot Champagne comedy.
Speaker 1: I initially had this as a favorite moment, but I
Speaker 1: then repurposed the trivia questions so I could have my three.
Speaker 1: So I'll skip ahead two. Yeah, the chicksia on what
Speaker 1: I just thought it was very, very funny. Daddy's Back
Speaker 1: is a good song. Oh that's the thing. So one
Speaker 1: of the things I love the most about Colonel Homer
Speaker 1: was the country music because I wasn't raised on country music.
Speaker 1: I obviously loved the pop song, the Spy Scales and
Speaker 1: the Backstreet Boys, but my dad has always been a
Speaker 1: huge country music fan. A lot of my family have
Speaker 1: loved country music, so I've got that connection with country music.
Speaker 1: The songs in our original Colonel Homer episode, the songs
Speaker 1: in this one aren't as good as that, but I
Speaker 1: thought it was just nice. They still had new songs
Speaker 1: in eide that are really catchy. Oh yeah, Daddy, he said,
Speaker 1: a great song. When I think about Colonel Homer, I mean,
Speaker 1: the first thing that brings to mind is just the lines,
Speaker 1: like the season's turning around for me now I finally
Speaker 1: bagged me home great.
Speaker 3: Lyric Yeah, catchy tune. Yeah, I would recommend, but I
Speaker 3: never really like bunk with me. That was fine, But
Speaker 3: what's the one who sings at the end? She knows
Speaker 3: just lucky. It's like, oh shit on crying. So yeah,
Speaker 3: Daddy's back and continues in the tradision. It's a pretty
Speaker 3: nifty song and they use her songs in this episode
Speaker 3: as a device to further the story as well.
Speaker 1: Absolutely yeah, absolutely uh. And I guess the thing I
Speaker 1: like most was a very nice positive message given by
Speaker 1: Marge Lulin. You're not a door mat, you're a door prize.
Speaker 3: Good on here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody take that into account.
Speaker 3: They're on board. A very positive episode this is and
Speaker 3: that everyone who deserves to get the comments gets the
Speaker 3: come umments. Anderline gets the I like that Marge gets
Speaker 3: into at the end because I'm just like Marg even
Speaker 3: got her moment. She was just like, I've helped you
Speaker 3: get on your way if you fucking come back. So
Speaker 3: they were my favorite moments, always said about most of mine.
Speaker 3: The one we haven't touched on yet is my day
Speaker 3: it starts tomorrow. It felt like we're that, but was
Speaker 3: say that, But I just I just love my day
Speaker 3: it starts tomorrow. How many times we said that to
Speaker 3: ourself last week? And then I had a sisage roll
Speaker 3: for lunch. It's like tens ten to ten dollars my
Speaker 3: day it starts tomorrow. I felt terrible, Well the same
Speaker 3: I felt terrible.
Speaker 1: What I felt great? I was doing some shopping last night.
Speaker 1: I need to pick up some things and I'm in
Speaker 1: the frozen fruit section, and of course they.
Speaker 3: See limited clearance about fifty.
Speaker 1: Well this was limited time only, but it was like, uh,
Speaker 1: popcorn chicken, but with like a Thaie coconut flavor.
Speaker 3: They get you with the extra flavors, don't they.
Speaker 1: I really do.
Speaker 3: What do these potato chips for you? All these novelty
Speaker 3: flavors and still.
Speaker 1: Is to something great. I'm weaning myself off the potato chips.
Speaker 1: But yeah with the popcorn chickens, like hmm tai coconut flavor,
Speaker 1: you say, and they're only little, They're really little.
Speaker 3: I can I live in the future some, of course
Speaker 3: I did. I got home and I whacked them in
Speaker 3: the air fire. These are really good, serving size tenpeed back.
Speaker 3: I'll take ten.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: I gotta buy mayonnaise and sweet.
Speaker 3: What are your dips for popcorn chicken? My dips aolich
Speaker 3: and mustard. These were so special that I just had.
Speaker 1: Them naked, really and they weren't bad. Yeah I could
Speaker 1: have I'll make up a dipping sauce for next time.
Speaker 3: Limited. It's like I walk by now and I fought
Speaker 3: for the one I always ran about. Have the half
Speaker 3: priced sales. That's how they get you. I will buy down.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm just looking for the half priced take
Speaker 3: you got me. I'm the one that I know what
Speaker 3: you do it in Your stuff's still falling for.
Speaker 1: Hi, it's me. I'm the problem this man, even though
Speaker 1: you're the problem supermarkets. Though, I was happy because I
Speaker 1: went to Ali in my favorite Halloomi curzo burgers were back,
Speaker 1: So like, I bought two and I'm gonna go back
Speaker 1: to and put them in the freezer.
Speaker 3: Next question, you there eating the paste? Okay, it is
Speaker 3: now trivia time, mister Davis. You hit me with your
Speaker 3: first question. Please, okay.
Speaker 1: Then Lisa has three a merit badges. Oh damn it?
Speaker 3: Three bucks? Is how much of the class? That was
Speaker 3: my first question. That's true, Tree bade.
Speaker 1: All part of my grand scheme. She has three merit badges.
Speaker 3: What are they for? She even mentions one of them.
Speaker 3: I can't remember what it is.
Speaker 1: It They are four skepticisms, that's the one. She mentions, Yeah,
Speaker 1: apple polishing and vegetarianism. Okay, correct, So I ruined my
Speaker 1: first one thirty dollars for three boxes or ten dollars
Speaker 1: a box?
Speaker 3: What is so? It says the emergency town meeting. What
Speaker 3: does it say? Oh, it's.
Speaker 1: Is it Hospitals of FIM and you.
Speaker 3: Choose, you decide?
Speaker 1: Yeah, reminding us too much of Geelong.
Speaker 3: A lot of this feels like classic Simpsons that you
Speaker 3: think it really does. Yeah, I mean it had its
Speaker 3: moments being I didn't need that, but the suicide acts
Speaker 3: could have done without that, right, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: That was the other one.
Speaker 3: I'm like, eh, yeah, and homergoing to how can I
Speaker 3: abandon my family? You don't need those games.
Speaker 1: But the Simpson always works best when it's a small
Speaker 1: town comedy.
Speaker 3: So, Bob, yes, I love I always go back to
Speaker 3: Radio Bart with a good old fashion hold dig and
Speaker 3: a lot of them when the whole town is getting
Speaker 3: together and doing something. They're all looking for Lurline. But yeah,
Speaker 3: continue your next question.
Speaker 1: My next question. When Lureline is dropped off at the underpass,
Speaker 1: there is one of those so and so for so
Speaker 1: and so, you know when you had your first love
Speaker 1: And you're right, So.
Speaker 3: I did see Alberto. I didn't see the other one
Speaker 3: with her. Yeah, they were initials. You don't remember.
Speaker 1: It was cr for kW.
Speaker 3: I trying to think that any Simpson's characters ce r
Speaker 3: see Montgomery Burns c r okay for dw was it
Speaker 3: kW kW okay? All right? My next question for you
Speaker 3: is how much did lurline oh originally and what did
Speaker 3: it become?
Speaker 1: Was it one hundred thousand dollars fifty k fifty k?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Then and became I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Based on that math. What did I say at the
Speaker 3: top of the episode, five million dollars?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's that's almost as much as we
Speaker 1: make from Patreon almost.
Speaker 3: Quick wake up with dreaming a couple of zeros, cut.
Speaker 1: Off a couple of zeros. My final question for you,
Speaker 1: what does Chief Wigham call Lulene.
Speaker 3: When he's up on the Patsy Crime.
Speaker 1: Patsy Crime initially one of my favorite moments, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't come in with two true questions. I'm going
Speaker 1: to come in with three, So yeah, change that.
Speaker 3: I also like to look, why did you chop off
Speaker 3: the roof?
Speaker 1: Chief once?
Speaker 3: All right, let's get into our review eyes before we
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: Stone cutters cut some stones stone cutters, starting, of course,
Speaker 1: with the lovely Lady herself.
Speaker 3: katG Okag's on holiday at the moment.
Speaker 1: Is she really it seems like she's either sending pictures
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Speaker 1: enjoy your holiday, Katy G. I hope that we're in
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Speaker 3: If not, hope you and joined us whenever you do
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Speaker 3: Yes, kdy G with a one hundred dollar sport. Thank
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Speaker 1: Let's story a little love to Andrew.
Speaker 3: We will.
Speaker 1: We're talking about Katy G a lot, and deservedly so.
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Speaker 1: Indeed, I'm on record as saying the song was the
Speaker 1: ultimate humble bragg and not one that I necessarily like.
Speaker 1: But you guys are the wind beneath our wings?
Speaker 3: Do you want to sing a bit of more popular
Speaker 3: Don't Leach is a play on as.
Speaker 1: Well Papa Don't Preach She's in trouble deep.
Speaker 3: Well, least favorite Madonna song of her biggest hits. I've
Speaker 3: never liked Papa Don't Preach. No No just gets annoying
Speaker 3: to me. I'm just something. There's some songs you know
Speaker 3: are good songs, but for me, another one is Living
Speaker 3: on a Prayer. I can live without it. I know
Speaker 3: it's an absolute banger of a song. I'm not saying
Speaker 3: it's a bad song. It's just I just don't like it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like Piano Man for Billy Joels.
Speaker 3: That's probably my least favorite hit of his. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: just don't get it. I don't. I know it's a
Speaker 3: great song, I can't get it. I get we're coming
Speaker 3: from Living on a Prayer.
Speaker 1: I can kind of live with because, yeah, it's one
Speaker 1: you can really bud along to the chorus with and
Speaker 1: the story of Tommy and Gina seems, I don't know,
Speaker 1: kind of sweet to me. Um, Papa, don't preach, Papa, don't.
Speaker 3: Preach is fine by me. It's okay.
Speaker 1: I remember the film clip more than I remember the Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you know where she's got the sort of the big
Speaker 1: bruising Italian daddy.
Speaker 3: I think it's Danny.
Speaker 1: I elo am, I gonna tell this guy I'm knocked
Speaker 1: up and he turns out to be an okay guy,
Speaker 1: and even the guy who knocked her up, Like, I'm
Speaker 1: sticking around your Madonna.
Speaker 3: What is your favorite Madonna song?
Speaker 1: I am very partial to Ray of Light.
Speaker 3: Really yeah. I like that when I was wanted for
Speaker 3: my childhood that, yeah, it's fine. When I was a
Speaker 3: kid that I was like, here is this lady? Is
Speaker 3: this old lady?
Speaker 1: There's one that I like called Live to Tell Okay.
Speaker 1: It's from the sound side from a single. It's from
Speaker 1: the soundtrack of a movie called At Close Range The
Speaker 1: Sean Pen and my man Chris b Walkin. Really good movie,
Speaker 1: really sort of gritty crime drama. And I think she
Speaker 1: was married to Sean Penn at the time.
Speaker 3: Too.
Speaker 1: It's like, give you guys a bit of a hand
Speaker 1: by recording a song for your Pierre outro.
Speaker 3: It's a good song. Yeah. I've always just liked like
Speaker 3: a Virgin and like a prayer. There are two obvious ones,
Speaker 3: I know, but like a Prayer is a great one. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and just like a Virgin. I don't know, it's just
Speaker 3: it's so boppy.
Speaker 1: I forgot probably my favorite of the dance numbers. Oh,
Speaker 1: actually a dance no no, into the groove okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love into the group. That's a fantastic song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it's similar era and nothing to do
Speaker 3: with Madonna. I never get sick of hearing I want
Speaker 3: to Dance with somebody come on the radio. This morning.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is what you call a fucking
Speaker 3: great song.
Speaker 1: It's a really good song.
Speaker 3: It's a really sweet song. It is what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like name.
Speaker 1: It's almost like something you hear in the fifties. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gotta take my best girl to the
Speaker 1: Mulch Show and maybe later we can jitterbug. Do I
Speaker 1: want to dance without it? I was like, you can't
Speaker 1: be unhappy when this had to put on the Tray Parkertoy.
Speaker 3: But it's a really sweet song.
Speaker 1: And you look at you know, Whitney in the film
Speaker 1: call which you singing, she's yeah, young, fresh faced, beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh man, you got everything ahead of you.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, well it happened.
Speaker 3: It happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, life happened.
Speaker 3: Speaking of what happened this episode, which put a.
Speaker 1: Smile on my dial and because Dander was smiling.
Speaker 3: Beverly Dangelo returns as Learning Loa, which we discussed was
Speaker 3: a great choice. I'm glad that they waited until she
Speaker 3: was available to do this because they've had times where
Speaker 3: characters return and they've had to not have the actual
Speaker 3: original voice acted, couldn't have the time to voice or whatever,
Speaker 3: and it's like, doesn't quite feel the same. This reminded
Speaker 3: me this episode remember the Ziff who Came to Dinner
Speaker 3: where Artie returned as a sequel and they got John
Speaker 3: loved and it was a really good episode. This felt
Speaker 3: similar to me. This was sort of like, because that
Speaker 3: was a guy who was getting in between margin Homer,
Speaker 3: this is the woman who got in between margin Homer.
Speaker 3: It's almost like the Marge version of the si If
Speaker 3: he came to Dinner in my opinion. Sorry, I'm just
Speaker 3: looking something up real quick. Yeah, I've got here. The Chicks,
Speaker 3: the Dixie Chicks in their God the chicks I thought
Speaker 3: they were.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sort of all stuff related to Dixie, the
Speaker 1: Confederate South, all that kind of. It's funny that Royce
Speaker 1: Lumpkin actually has the Confederates.
Speaker 3: No child support, and then when he's rich, he's got
Speaker 3: the same ship, but it's got lives blitter.
Speaker 1: What do you call that the I guess it's called
Speaker 1: the Union.
Speaker 3: Flag, the Union yeah, yeah, yeah, the Confederate flag, I
Speaker 3: mean Confederate fly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, not the Union flag like you just fucked
Speaker 1: up the Civil War.
Speaker 3: The Southern flag, yes, yeah, it used to be on
Speaker 3: the top of the dukes of Hazard's car. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Again, that's the thing that wouldn't It's not really passes,
Speaker 1: doesn't really pass master these days, doesn't really pass the
Speaker 1: smell test, and neither does the term Dixie in all honesty.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they just cut it off their name and
Speaker 1: now they're just the checks. By the way, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to you mentioned Beverly D'Angelo. It's funny that he
Speaker 1: called her Patsy Crime. I mentioned the movie Cold Marner's
Speaker 1: daughter earlier about Loretta Lynn. Yeah, Beverly Angelie played Patsy
Speaker 1: Klin in that movie. So there we go.
Speaker 3: We got there.
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Speaker 1: Papa, Don't Let's Talk about It.
Speaker 3: Original air day was April thirteenth, two thousand and eight,
Speaker 3: written by Reid Harrison, the last episode he wrote before
Speaker 3: so he passed away two thousand and this year, actually
Speaker 3: in January this year, passed away. He also wrote The
Speaker 3: Springfield Files, one of my favorite episodes of all time.
Speaker 1: He's got some bangers on his resumek.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Chris Comments was the director. So the episode
Speaker 3: starts off with we don't realize it's a but it's
Speaker 3: actually a dream. Homer and Grandpa are driving at night,
Speaker 3: and I just thought there was a lot of funny
Speaker 3: zingers in here. So the you sure you can drive
Speaker 3: it night? It's not And it's him going through the
Speaker 3: because he plays the Tommy Dorsey's White Orchestra, All White Orchestra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you sure you're okay to drive at night?
Speaker 3: It's night? All right?
Speaker 2: That pullover now, don't you worry. Just sit back and
Speaker 2: relax to the smooth sounds of Tommy Dorsey's All White Orchestra.
Speaker 4: Done.
Speaker 2: Let this music take you to a time when girls
Speaker 2: were girls in a Hirshey bar was as stick as
Speaker 2: a phone book. I'm sick of it song. I don't
Speaker 2: like this one either, too optimistic, too slow, too fast,
Speaker 2: no dads, too much, says her. Boogie less, woogie, my
Speaker 2: back hurt.
Speaker 1: Oh my friends are dead.
Speaker 3: But then Patty and Salo are driving off the cliff.
Speaker 3: I guess in the sense we can go it's a dream,
Speaker 3: so none of this actually is well.
Speaker 1: Also, the Simpsons is by it's nature cartoonish. Ye could
Speaker 1: probably buy if this actually did happen.
Speaker 3: Yes, I actually liked the four repeating over and over again.
Speaker 3: It's just stops felt classic. Yes, Homer ends up killing
Speaker 3: Grandpa because he doesn't have to have him lived with
Speaker 3: him and things like that, and I went, that's a
Speaker 3: bit much. Forgot that it was a reference to the
Speaker 3: Sopranos scene in the last season as a huge moment
Speaker 3: where something happens very similar to this, And yeah, I
Speaker 3: get what they were referencing there, although I don't think
Speaker 3: at the time it would have felt relevant. I just
Speaker 3: whilst the surprise were huge at the time, I don't
Speaker 3: think in twenty twenty four it's timeless, like some of
Speaker 3: the stuff they did in parodies of Indiana Jones and
Speaker 3: whatnot in the in the earlier of The Simpsons, you know,
Speaker 3: just it feels like, oh, I see you doing that,
Speaker 3: but we're watching it now twenty twenty four, like, well,
Speaker 3: that's a horrible thing to do.
Speaker 1: But then at the same time, and when we've talked
Speaker 1: about references and shoutouts and homages that the Simpsons will
Speaker 1: do that aren't necessarily I mean they yeah, do India
Speaker 1: the Jones stuff style, will stuff well, stuff that's really
Speaker 1: popular and really well known. But occasionally it'll be oh,
Speaker 1: that's a reference to That's an interesting.
Speaker 3: Reference, And but they make it obvious that this is
Speaker 3: something you go, I know, this is something.
Speaker 1: That's true, Like when they say, do a bit of
Speaker 1: on Hitchcock's Burdigo, and it's like, my camera angle is
Speaker 1: so weird that it has to be a reference to something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. This doesn't necessarily feel so blatant that you're
Speaker 1: going to go, oh, it's that, or ah, this must
Speaker 1: be something right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And it's just because you know, we've.
Speaker 1: We're you know, in the Weeds of season nineteen, here
Speaker 1: in the weeds of this sort of era where weeds,
Speaker 1: we're in the weeds where you know, there have been
Speaker 1: gags that are off color or abrasive or.
Speaker 3: You're trying to be family go right, Yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 3: we can do this too, you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, oh, okay, so this is you being edgy.
Speaker 3: You could you could buy it one hundred percent. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I just think they needed to follow it up
Speaker 3: with Homer feeling showing some sort of remorse for killing Grandpa,
Speaker 3: him being happy that he killed can not read if
Speaker 3: I'm wrong. Was he driving the car when he had
Speaker 3: a sleep, That's right, It wakes up when he was driving, right,
Speaker 3: he drives off again? And yeah, anyway, so he's driving
Speaker 3: with Lisa. She's selling or dropping off her Scout gallic
Speaker 3: cookies to the people who purchased them. So clearly he's
Speaker 3: already ordered them and paid for them while she be
Speaker 3: dropping them off. She's here's your Scout gol cookies, may quimby. Yeah,
Speaker 3: wouldn't she already collected the money? Bad business model?
Speaker 1: If you Yeah, have you have you ever bought cookies
Speaker 1: from someone coming to your door?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, but they don't give those cookies until you're
Speaker 3: given them money, Like it's not like, yeah, I'll take
Speaker 3: your order. That's why I always feel like when I
Speaker 3: call up a piece of shop or a Chinese shop
Speaker 3: or fish and chip shop, I wonder how often they
Speaker 3: get orders and the people just don't rock up because
Speaker 3: they're just trusting you. You know, I'll have you know,
Speaker 3: I'm ordering like forty dollars worth of food. These guys
Speaker 3: are going to cook it up and just hope that
Speaker 3: we come.
Speaker 1: It seems like a bad business model, especially when you
Speaker 1: say delivered the icy wienery.
Speaker 3: But when I'm ordering for a pickup, You're just going
Speaker 3: to trust the caller.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I could run a business based
Speaker 3: off trust like that. I just do you think you
Speaker 3: trust that I show up to talk ship? I know that,
Speaker 3: But just if you were running a business and someone
Speaker 3: caught up and said, I want to order eight large pizzas? Right,
Speaker 3: would you start cooking those eight lge pizzas unless they'd
Speaker 3: page you first. It's usually you're usually getting some, if
Speaker 3: not monetary details. You're usually getting well, a contact number.
Speaker 3: Aren't you even trusted giving you the right number? I
Speaker 3: guess yeah, we're dealing with modern phones where the number
Speaker 3: sometimes comes up hopefully. Yeah, I'm I'm trying to be
Speaker 3: glass half all here. We said, there's outside kindsbury glass
Speaker 3: half full because.
Speaker 1: I think we went out for dinner and I was
Speaker 1: like the poop was really good.
Speaker 3: It was like the service was terrible, and all this happened.
Speaker 3: I sounded like Leu and Nickel are the same person,
Speaker 3: never happy when we go out. Why do you bring me.
Speaker 1: Out here again? I told you we could stay in.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go on.
Speaker 3: But she drop it off scatcher cookies to make Quimby,
Speaker 3: who'spparently ordered three boxes for thirty dollars. So he checks
Speaker 3: the town treasury to try and find some money, but
Speaker 3: it's completely empty. We'll get their obligatory gay joke here
Speaker 3: where he says, if you don't give any cookies, I'll
Speaker 3: pass the legislation to allow gay Scout leaders into your industry.
Speaker 3: I'd support that. Blah blah blah. In the end, it
Speaker 3: is that Lisa won't give the cookies. He has no money.
Speaker 3: The town is emergency town meeting because the town's got
Speaker 3: no money left. So are they really broke or A. O. J.
Speaker 3: Simpson broke as Mo brings up, and they really broke
Speaker 3: his cheap novelty what they called gabble gable yes, I've
Speaker 3: got gaggle here. I'm like, that's not the word. I
Speaker 3: know it sounds like that, but yeah, gavel and gabble, yes,
Speaker 3: gavel gable, gable, he's making the squeaky party sounds. Yes.
Speaker 3: But then Homer with his hat, hat on heart.
Speaker 1: I know this isn't exactly what they're referencing, but there's
Speaker 1: kind of a meme going around. If someone wants to
Speaker 1: make a quote unquote controversial statement, they'll use this pictures
Speaker 1: And it's a painted by Norman Rockwell of this guy
Speaker 1: standing up in like a town meeting or something, and
Speaker 1: he's like the one man speaking. It's the power. It's
Speaker 1: like dress dress and workingman gear.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I may not know much about your your
Speaker 1: your big city politics, but I know what's right wrong,
Speaker 1: And it'll be like something like I think is hot.
Speaker 3: Preach, but I was pitching, we've all up past sleeves
Speaker 3: and we fake a disaster the federal government into giving
Speaker 3: us some relief money. And they all said, yep, we
Speaker 3: should do that, and then of course it's the fake FEMA.
Speaker 7: Now, when exactly did the hurricane pass through your town
Speaker 7: five minutes ago? You just missed it.
Speaker 3: FEMA will help you rebuild this town. Your first ten
Speaker 3: million dollars will arrive as soon as you submit this
Speaker 3: form and the twenty five hundred dollars processing fee.
Speaker 2: And chowey fake FEMA official scam doo shot at twenty
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: We are now worse than broke.
Speaker 3: What a great twist. It's just that spent a whole
Speaker 3: week sent.
Speaker 1: This is probably I've forgotten the line that it was like,
Speaker 1: we are now we got ripped up by that fake
Speaker 1: FEMA guy and now we are officially broken.
Speaker 3: I think this is the most Smartsworter gag we've had
Speaker 3: in years. It's really great.
Speaker 1: It's probably the highlight of the.
Speaker 3: Episode because I thought, when he goes and you ten
Speaker 3: million dollars just when you paid this twenty five hundred,
Speaker 3: I thought, Oh, that's just damn taking the mickey out
Speaker 3: of the government. Oh yeah, you got to give something
Speaker 3: back to get something return. Nope, you just got ripped off.
Speaker 3: They're now worse than broke. And Lisa realized she went
Speaker 3: through the records and there's millions of dollars in uncolanted taxes.
Speaker 3: No first listening, We just looked at the camera.
Speaker 1: Not me because I had my birthday of the day
Speaker 1: and the taxman decided to give me a gift my
Speaker 1: account and got in touch on my birthday and said, okay,
Speaker 1: we've done your things. Here's a nice return for you.
Speaker 3: Are you got a return?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: I had to pay because this is a business. Now
Speaker 3: I have to pay twelve grand. What the yeah, but
Speaker 3: there's a business now.
Speaker 1: It's twelve round that could go into our pockets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pay, I'll pay you then paid extra twelve grand
Speaker 3: tax half my bunney.
Speaker 1: Half of that's not adding up half of that.
Speaker 3: I disapprove. That's just like a ship. But it's another
Speaker 3: that is a drag. I'm sorry to hear. The beauties
Speaker 3: have started a business.
Speaker 1: It'll all payoff in there.
Speaker 3: Yes, a thousand dollars a month and paying back to
Speaker 3: tax man. Oh my goodness. But Lisa, yes, I said,
Speaker 3: all unclect the tax he goes through. We're clicked from
Speaker 3: everybody from Exkiffs, Burns, Reguard to Quimby. And then there's
Speaker 3: news report here. Even Brockman had to pay taxes. But
Speaker 3: there's only one person left. It was Blowlin Lumpkin, who
Speaker 3: originally was famous and she didn't pay taxes. It was
Speaker 3: originally fifty thousand, now it's twelve million. And they showed
Speaker 3: a clip of when she was on The Muppet Show
Speaker 3: singing to Kermit, singing the bump with me, Miss Piggy.
Speaker 3: This Piggy was always violent.
Speaker 1: It's something that has become it's more and more recognized
Speaker 1: that this was an abusive relationship.
Speaker 3: You'd always be going, I don't want to get married, Josh,
Speaker 3: we are getting married. Run Kermit, run. I know you're
Speaker 3: a muppet. You don't have actual legs, but run, yes
Speaker 3: the kids. Then no, he's on the bike and the
Speaker 3: Muppet Movie, isn't he. That was a great scene. The
Speaker 3: way they made that. It was not just him, it
Speaker 3: was the entire Mupper cast. Oh and the way they
Speaker 3: did it was basically you can watch the making of
Speaker 3: It's the way they had to do it, so much effort.
Speaker 3: But that one shot makes the Muppets feel real, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: That's the thing I remember seeing it as a kid,
Speaker 1: Go I forgot buppets are on bikes.
Speaker 3: Like the movie.
Speaker 1: I'm simultaneously impressed and appalled.
Speaker 3: It's like when you know, I always when watch Trussed
Speaker 3: part of the first and one. I know all those
Speaker 3: other dinsaurs I fake. These ones are real.
Speaker 1: This was this guy in the theater watching the Muppet
Speaker 1: Movie with Kerman on a bike.
Speaker 3: Apologies to Sam Neil, Apologies to listeners. I don't idea
Speaker 3: what's going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're.
Speaker 3: Watching this on YouTube, which you should do, you got
Speaker 3: a great visual gag. You turn her head to turn
Speaker 3: towards towards the cinema like Jack gold I just done
Speaker 3: did my shirt. But while we're we talking about other Muppets. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so they've announced that that Lerline owes money, so that
Speaker 3: all the whole town's looking for her, and she's in
Speaker 3: the back of homes car.
Speaker 1: It's the pleasure of destroying someone they once admired, save
Speaker 1: something from me.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's that's what we all love doing, isn't it
Speaker 3: It is? Indeed, Yeah, he finds her her crews on
Speaker 3: a dawnward spiral. I told her not to do that,
Speaker 3: but it finds her in the back of the car.
Speaker 3: They hope, says all right, we'll go home. They get home.
Speaker 3: We here muffled screaming. Clearly Marge's not okay with this.
Speaker 3: Marge's driving it back to where she came from I'm
Speaker 3: taking you out of my house before you wreck it,
Speaker 3: or taking you back to your house before you wreckon.
Speaker 3: Mine realizes that she's actually homeless. They ask her to
Speaker 3: change a toilet March as I can't leave her here
Speaker 3: doing this takes her back, and she accidently makes a
Speaker 3: fat joke towards March because she's a bigger woman than
Speaker 3: she is.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's not even accidentally joked. Ludlin's trying to
Speaker 1: pay her a compliment. Yeah, Marge is just so inclined
Speaker 1: to dislike and distrust.
Speaker 3: Looking for a fault. Yes, but Leewlin's now cooking barbecue Uline.
Speaker 7: This barbecue is delicious.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's a traditional Southern recipe, Catcher Cola, inflicacy bars
Speaker 4: and jeuz Kid.
Speaker 1: It's actually chip double ill.
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's wonderful. My diet starts tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't all those mean things like oh,
Speaker 1: I don't even.
Speaker 3: Remember confederate, degenerate Southern fried. Then we can find her
Speaker 3: because it Patsy Crime jumps off the roof and he
Speaker 3: just wanted to be extraordinary. I now at the courthouse,
Speaker 3: the science at the front. Yeah, it's like vacancy, no
Speaker 3: vacancy that he was no nonsense, Yes, yes, nonsense, was
Speaker 3: the bailiff in just a few moments. But he's ordered.
Speaker 3: He orders her to pay one hundred dollars a week
Speaker 3: until her music is back in style or it is
Speaker 3: appreciated for it can't value ye, And then the bailiff
Speaker 3: tries to act like the People's Court. If it watched
Speaker 3: the People's Court, it is horrific.
Speaker 1: No, I never have. But when this was happening, I'm
Speaker 1: like this because I don't watch Judge Judy. That your
Speaker 1: girlfriend Judge Judy. It's like former, Oh that's okay, It's like,
Speaker 1: this is a play on judge duty. But then I
Speaker 1: actually mentioned the people's courts. Okay, I guess they're doing
Speaker 1: the People's.
Speaker 3: Court because I Judge Judy had some ridiculous cases. But
Speaker 3: People's Court just felt like, you know, as he says,
Speaker 3: he's suing her from not dressing sexy enough.
Speaker 1: What was the case call?
Speaker 3: Was the case of the I can't remember, but yeah,
Speaker 3: but this is what it felt like. And because the
Speaker 3: voice of a guy on Judge Judy goes to do
Speaker 3: on Judge, he tries to make it sound serious. People's
Speaker 3: cause like today you will believe what's going to be
Speaker 3: on the show whatever, whatever, And they had the team
Speaker 3: Z guy as like the host outside. What do you
Speaker 3: think of that case? It gets into walks up to
Speaker 3: with a microphone ridiculous. I love that the credits role
Speaker 3: of Judge Judy there where they go, So what are
Speaker 3: your thoughts on today? I thought Judge Judy made it
Speaker 3: a great decision. It is what it is. That's the
Speaker 3: frames were lord. You know we always make one we
Speaker 3: turn one sentence into one word as gone. Oh ye yeah,
Speaker 3: but that that you weren't near. Do you know what
Speaker 3: America you can marry your cousin? I found that ou
Speaker 3: from Judge Duty last week.
Speaker 1: You can do an Australia if you're confident enough.
Speaker 3: Legally, there are states where you can marry your cousin.
Speaker 3: Because we're watch some case and we went, wait a minute,
Speaker 3: they're cousins. What we're getting married? Isn't this illegal? No?
Speaker 3: Not illegal? Okay, shall we go married the cousin? Guys flubbergast,
Speaker 3: I thought, twenty twenty four, we're still marrying her cousins. Okay,
Speaker 3: cool stuff out there on the dating pool, Yeah it is, yeah,
Speaker 3: on the tin up anyway, so people's court hasn't gone
Speaker 3: Lowland's way. She's spae hundred dolls a week, so she's
Speaker 3: getting her job at most. I actually really like, as
Speaker 3: racist as it is, if the she tips with Manoel
Speaker 3: is a good job, let's just a oh hank. Do
Speaker 3: you think that joke would have been funnier had he
Speaker 3: just said share it with Manuel? And then he just
Speaker 3: put the mustache shop rather than explain and it's just
Speaker 3: me with a feet mustache. Do you think you needed
Speaker 3: to say that? What do you think would be funny?
Speaker 3: You just put on the mustache and pretend to be Manuel.
Speaker 3: I think it would have been funnier if he didn't
Speaker 3: explain explain it. Yeah, then Lenny and Carl flirt, and
Speaker 3: but respectfully yeah, espectfully yes, Lenny and Car. Yes, but
Speaker 3: I did like Lenny.
Speaker 1: Someone's looking for a snack in the mailbox.
Speaker 3: But March couple of she turned, well why does she
Speaker 3: hate men so much?
Speaker 1: And did that's not like it not liking hamburgers or.
Speaker 3: Or hot dogs? Yes, and then she over heres singing
Speaker 3: the song about the dead beat daddy given a choice
Speaker 3: hamburger or hot dog, hamburger. I don't eat sausages, okay
Speaker 3: at all. I haven't eaten this like a sausage, beef sausage,
Speaker 3: anything since I was about ten.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, just never.
Speaker 3: I saw a video in school of how the matuslage
Speaker 3: and I went, because I'm not eating meals anymore? Did
Speaker 3: they not? You're not meant to know how the sausage is.
Speaker 3: It would have been year seven. That would have been
Speaker 3: twelve to thirteen, year seven science.
Speaker 1: When they don't be mistaken, belly a cow would kill
Speaker 1: you when everyone you know ask me that question, right,
Speaker 1: I prefer the handballs a hot dog? Oh yeah, both.
Speaker 3: I got a funny photo Holly, right, I can hold
Speaker 3: this up to the camera, not to the viewers of
Speaker 3: the listeners, obviously, Holly eating her first hot dog at
Speaker 3: the foota the other day. She never had a hot
Speaker 3: dog before. Show. Oh one of those, one of those.
Speaker 3: She so this is what we get? So where's a photo?
Speaker 3: He she is massive hot dog there? Oh my god,
Speaker 3: she's sitting there. She's just like, okay, she goes, this
Speaker 3: is big because she's looking at she text a bit
Speaker 3: and she goes text a bite. She goes smells weird
Speaker 3: Nicholas like I just spent eight dollars on a fucking
Speaker 3: hot dog. She's like, it smells the okay, so.
Speaker 1: You didn't have the normal garbage disposal option of dad
Speaker 1: eating it.
Speaker 3: No, mum made it. Oh okay, thanks to call my
Speaker 3: wife a garbage a spiceful Nikola. I'm just a normal man.
Speaker 1: You know he's gonna tell like it is that women
Speaker 1: be eaten sad? Cut that out?
Speaker 3: Where were we up?
Speaker 1: Tos and hot dogs?
Speaker 3: Yes? She places us on dead bat daddy of course, Yes,
Speaker 3: which is a really sad song, but just a very
Speaker 3: country song.
Speaker 1: I was crying in my cradle when my daddy hot
Speaker 1: the train.
Speaker 3: He left a.
Speaker 4: Hole in my heart and build it up with fain.
Speaker 1: I know, no woman liquor.
Speaker 4: We'll soothe my aching chicken. Of course, the love from
Speaker 4: a deadbeat daddy is still pumping through my base.
Speaker 3: And Homer wants to know how do I abandon my family?
Speaker 3: And I thought, we don't need this. This isn't funny.
Speaker 3: We know that you think being a joke's cool, but
Speaker 3: it's not. Just move on from that ship, but mar
Speaker 3: says that she will help her Marge looking for the
Speaker 3: various lumpkins in Springfield, including Choe lum Kin. Yes, good luck,
Speaker 3: just so I can get their racist Asian voice in there, thinks,
Speaker 3: just batting a thousand, just playing the hits. And she
Speaker 3: finds Royce with his no child sports shirt and he says,
Speaker 3: I haven't seen her since she was a baby, and
Speaker 3: she says, she needs to see you, and he's like,
Speaker 3: does something to his well.
Speaker 1: At first he has to whiskey out those corn flakes.
Speaker 3: Yes, orange juice, but that Leolin is now at home.
Speaker 3: She wakes up. She hears there's any one person like
Speaker 3: a handbone like that. I thought he left when she
Speaker 3: was a baby. Maybe I was wrong. How would she
Speaker 3: know what he? Hambone's like, Oh, I think that's going
Speaker 3: to be a primal memory. Okay, But he says, how
Speaker 3: many nights do.
Speaker 1: You stand over Elliot's crub when he was a little boy,
Speaker 1: saying my son, I want so much for you On
Speaker 1: this l like Hambone.
Speaker 3: He's like, I want to go back to sleep. Oh
Speaker 3: Aliot never slept. Oh it was holy. Holly didn't sleep
Speaker 3: an entire night until she was nearly three. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: We haven't had a full night sleep until she's nearly three.
Speaker 3: So three straight years nearly. I was going to comment
Speaker 3: on those bags on here, but then Homer says here,
Speaker 3: I know that. Dad says here, you're the spitting image
Speaker 3: of your mother's hotter sister. She slaps him, and he says,
Speaker 3: forgive us, please forgive me the way I forget myself. Yeah,
Speaker 3: despicable person.
Speaker 1: Like I said, a lot of great lines and just
Speaker 1: I don't think he did anything wrong, but I just
Speaker 1: would have loved someone to put a bit more of
Speaker 1: a fastball on him. Yeah, he's such a he's such
Speaker 1: a gross and despicable character that you'd have real fun
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 3: I thought Billy West could have done a good job
Speaker 3: with this, howbe he played the the texting guy and
Speaker 3: King of the hill oh yeah, really really prickish guy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the rich guy that the mogul.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the fight to get get his business.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. I always love those for sex sitcom set ups,
Speaker 3: trying to win over someone's business. But we just watched
Speaker 3: the bad episode. We're trying to get Honda's business. But
Speaker 3: Marge is now proud that oh no, she's paid, that
Speaker 3: she's made it happen, she's made a dad and whatnot
Speaker 3: and home it's just jealous that you know, he's a
Speaker 3: dead beet dad and he's gett all his adelation and
Speaker 3: I'm just a dad. It's just too lazy to run
Speaker 3: and he has Hay, I'm just like enough of this ship.
Speaker 3: But need this is it needed? Got the suicide accidentally, by.
Speaker 1: The way, I haven't really alluded to it and this
Speaker 1: maybe we'll do it at the end. But I did
Speaker 1: like the running gag that.
Speaker 3: All of exes were variations of home. Yes, well she
Speaker 3: mentioned that earlier. Yeah, that's where all the money's gone
Speaker 3: to ex husband's. Yeah, we went out the fair and
Speaker 3: with the Daddy's Little Girl shirt to in liice little moment.
Speaker 3: She goes, I was going to see your face. He goes,
Speaker 3: don't worry, I'm never going to leave you again. And
Speaker 3: then we get Homer trying to do it with his
Speaker 3: kids and it ends up being at Daddy Special Pair.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of work for a fine moment
Speaker 3: for a B plus payoff. Yes, we're now at dinner
Speaker 3: and homos again. Homas is runny, he wants to leave.
Speaker 3: He goes, why can't I leave for thirty years? That
Speaker 3: why they thought they needed this? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hadn't really noticed that they really are throwing
Speaker 1: these gangs. I know, yeah, right, No, I know, I
Speaker 1: thought you.
Speaker 3: I thought I heard something. Did you hear something?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 3: I heard a voice? Did you hear that?
Speaker 1: And I don't think it was coming from me? The
Speaker 1: row phones which I muted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're both muted. That was bizarre because the ghost
Speaker 3: spooky ghosts a spooky ghost. But everyone's I'll before that though.
Speaker 3: So yeah, but at dinner home is Randy blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Bart's packed his suitcase, he's hat. He thinks he's using
Speaker 3: reverse psychology. But then Royce and low Lean arrive and
Speaker 3: she plays Daddy's back.
Speaker 4: Due usually made me cry. Now, I see you ain't
Speaker 4: such a bad guy. I haven't felt this good since
Speaker 4: the Lord knows we and I'm sure you got a
Speaker 4: million pieasons for being Ghana under twins seasons. But Daddy's back,
Speaker 4: and I'm feeling like a doll again. Yeah, Daddy's back,
Speaker 4: and I'm feeling like a donna.
Speaker 3: Daddy's back, and she's feeling like she ut it. God's
Speaker 3: back down A drink and bottle of water, he began,
Speaker 3: and hayth my body wash his estay.
Speaker 1: Daddy's back and feeling like a dog.
Speaker 2: And here comes crab wait and oct Ober Dad, I
Speaker 2: took three bushes.
Speaker 3: To get here. I know they want us to enjoy
Speaker 3: the song, but I feel it needs sometimes the always
Speaker 3: have the family walking with big smiles and their face
Speaker 3: going yeah, just be cause you don't know. This is
Speaker 3: a this is a fucking bag. Everyone's going to enjoy this.
Speaker 3: And at the end Grandpa arrives with these otter.
Speaker 1: I don't know why has everything sort of rhymed with
Speaker 1: otter up until then? Probably yeah, daughter, And yet it's
Speaker 1: like it's slightly off. But yeah, as someone who appreciates
Speaker 1: the otter as an animal, they're awfully cute?
Speaker 3: Are they like? Vicious? Is anything?
Speaker 1: Though? I thought that was like a ferret.
Speaker 3: No, I thought like otters like maybe I'm wrong. I
Speaker 3: mean they're adorable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, lying in the river and they'll
Speaker 1: hold hands so they don't drift apart, and you give
Speaker 1: them a little rock.
Speaker 3: There's a as a version of an otter, otters vicious
Speaker 3: and they're like bigger versions like a stoat the violent
Speaker 3: necrophiliac serial killing fur What here we go? What the
Speaker 3: case against ODIs necrophiliac serial killing fer monsters of the sea. See,
Speaker 3: they are actually like horrific. People love otters. Hell we
Speaker 3: even once employed its own full time enthusiasts, and I
Speaker 3: guess that get the appeal. They hold each other's hands,
Speaker 3: they juggle rocks. Maybe one's raising captivity. Squak go on
Speaker 3: an introduced to water for the first time. Legend has
Speaker 3: it they saved him in lives on occasion. But there
Speaker 3: comes a point in which rational people have put adorable
Speaker 3: hydigx aside and recognized otters for what they are. Disease ridden, murderous,
Speaker 3: necrophiliac aqua weasels whose treachery knows few bounds. They are
Speaker 3: not wonderful animals, as Misstschanel would have you believe. They're
Speaker 3: merciless hellspaorn who use their intellects for great evil. Here's
Speaker 3: what you need to know about these terrible animals and
Speaker 3: way should feed them and hate them.
Speaker 1: I only heard miss Deshanel, so I'm assuming that it's
Speaker 1: Tim Motter, so therefore I'm Tim Motter. Okay, then I
Speaker 1: mean you have me until necrophiliac. See, I can forgive
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4: But.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be absolutely disgusted like I can't believe it
Speaker 3: changed my out looking life.
Speaker 1: Say me.
Speaker 3: Cat's, on the other hand, still adorable. Oh yeah, still
Speaker 3: still They're my favorite animal at the zoo, the mere cat,
Speaker 3: still the goat. Yes, me cat, I'm going mercat every
Speaker 3: day of the week.
Speaker 1: It's a tough one, but you were just presented a
Speaker 1: compelling evidence against against artis a compelling case against the atta.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it might be mea cat number one.
Speaker 3: Yes, But everyone's sleeping and then Royce leaves, seeing daddy's
Speaker 3: a dead beat, he's leaving his daughter again.
Speaker 1: I would have liked a little more.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess we understand why he's going to
Speaker 3: do it, But I thought I actually didn't get to
Speaker 3: make my notes. I thought the time between him leaving
Speaker 3: and him being with the Dixie Chicks wasn't long enough.
Speaker 3: He's gone from walking out till the next morning. He's
Speaker 3: famous with the Dixie Chicks.
Speaker 1: I get where you're coming from. I didn't mind that
Speaker 1: so much. It's like I would have liked some indication
Speaker 1: that he was going to be a ramblin man before
Speaker 1: he actually took off, or that's like, oh gee, this
Speaker 1: is all great, having this Rameland thing. But I'm a
Speaker 1: little uncomfortable with it, but show that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he seems to be, like he said at
Speaker 3: once at the fair, I'm going to be a man forever. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We need to sort of plant the seeds, will he though?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, but you know, if you don't want me man,
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Speaker 3: So Lwlin's really sad Now Shet pop out of all
Speaker 3: the foods something horrifying about ice chicken tarts, but Lisa says,
Speaker 3: you still heart itr talent and your new song it's
Speaker 3: going to be a hit song. And then cue the
Speaker 3: dissy Chicks.
Speaker 1: Oh so like that not just cut the word pop out,
Speaker 1: gally cut pop out of stra snap crackle.
Speaker 3: Out, yes, and then made butts. Yeah, rice crackers fallout, rice,
Speaker 3: rice bubbles. They call them rice crispiesspies. That's right.
Speaker 1: In Australia we call them rice bubbles. That was my
Speaker 1: serial of choice when I was a young lad.
Speaker 3: I thought, I'm very plain that I have to sugar them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've whacked a bunch of sugar. Now his new favorite
Speaker 3: thing is fruit loops, but we make him have nutri
Speaker 3: green first or weeps first, and then you have Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's just that bowls of cereal every morning. Good lord, Yeah,
Speaker 3: as long as two of them are nutri grain. I
Speaker 3: don't tell you how many nuggets he smash the other day.
Speaker 1: It's it's a bigger number than the one before because
Speaker 1: he seems to be going through the nuggets.
Speaker 3: So he ate thirteen a couple of weeks ago. Now
Speaker 3: there was twenty, so there's twenty. Holly had four he
Speaker 3: ate sixteen nuggets. Oh my god, sixteen nuggets and how
Speaker 3: was this boy? Six sixteen nuggets at a large ships.
Speaker 1: Reminded me of that paralympian who you know, she was
Speaker 1: in the in the heat and she smashed her personal
Speaker 1: best and then no, no, she's got to be in
Speaker 1: the actual not the actual race, but you know, like
Speaker 1: the final that night. Then she went in the ny
Speaker 1: and she smashed her really that she smashed earlier that day.
Speaker 1: It's like, Elliott, let's go to k seeing him some
Speaker 1: more nuggets that you can get.
Speaker 3: When I was in high school, I felt like a
Speaker 3: manuer smash twenty four nugget. Right's like, let's go do
Speaker 3: twenty four. Oh yeah, he could do it now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my man, JP and I went first year at UNI.
Speaker 1: We skip classic. There's go get some nuggets. It's like,
Speaker 1: what's the most we can eat.
Speaker 3: Let's trap the twenty four. We've got easy, we've got youthful.
Speaker 3: The tabolism that we'll just burn it off.
Speaker 1: This is not going to come back to the finest
Speaker 1: in the house later.
Speaker 3: In life anyway, anyway.
Speaker 1: Nuggets.
Speaker 3: But so the Dixie Chicks have now got the song.
Speaker 1: There's no type popcorn, popcorn chicken. No, not at all.
Speaker 3: No, no coconut, no coconut. But Royce has now given
Speaker 3: the song to the Dixie Chicks, or he hasn't given.
Speaker 3: He said he's written to himself. Indeed, they're singing it
Speaker 3: for him. He's now getting a lot of money for it.
Speaker 3: He's doing very well.
Speaker 1: It's rising fast on the rocket with a rocket of.
Speaker 3: It's But yeah, he's still got the no child sports
Speaker 3: show them this time. It's a light up one that
Speaker 3: you see a lot of country Western people have.
Speaker 7: We said some things that came out wrong, but now
Speaker 7: we've got a brand new song because free speech needs
Speaker 7: courktail and now and we pledge legiance to Fox News.
Speaker 3: Take away all right, juice, Oh that sounds just like
Speaker 3: m song.
Speaker 7: But how could they have heard?
Speaker 3: Oh ditty, America's back down.
Speaker 1: We're feeling Patriota again.
Speaker 7: The bus backgam were feeling Patriota, freedoms of Germanan. We're
Speaker 7: glad that we Codder, liberty has never looked hotter I
Speaker 7: used to love welcome back, Codder never goes back and
Speaker 7: feeling Patriota again.
Speaker 3: Take it away, Royce, he wrote this song, then Lewline,
Speaker 3: She's really said she's if anyone needs me orho my kid,
Speaker 3: no one needs me. I was like, oh, cute, colonel,
Speaker 3: how much of the rescue and major March and Major Marge. Yeah,
Speaker 3: is very cute, very cute moment. And she says, you know,
Speaker 3: you're just stop giving your dad too much power, stop
Speaker 3: getting yourself esteem from the men in your life, and
Speaker 3: you can do this. Any one person that can tell
Speaker 3: you what to do. Mirror Santa Claus like, oh, Santa's bed, Yes,
Speaker 3: that's Christmas decorations, by the way, very creepy looking Santa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like looking stern.
Speaker 3: A lot of Sanded's decorations are creepy, though, why do
Speaker 3: you think that is poor design? Okay?
Speaker 1: I was wondering if it was some sort of psychological
Speaker 1: thing that was just a you problem as opposed to
Speaker 1: a Santa problem.
Speaker 3: I don't know there's a Santa. We went to b
Speaker 3: W dea that and they've already got the Chrismas stuff
Speaker 3: out in BW. It's really it's our September because.
Speaker 1: I saw Halloween stuff and I'm like, it's a bit early.
Speaker 3: They've got some Yeah, we've got Christmas stuff out. Now,
Speaker 3: there's an entire Christmas section of all decorations already out.
Speaker 3: They're just kipped out away.
Speaker 1: Like we've we've got to have something to look forward to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I spoke to somebody who worked at Super
Speaker 3: Michael right, and he goes, no one's buying Halloween shit anymore.
Speaker 3: You go, so I don't think we're going to really
Speaker 3: go harder anymore. He goes the decorations. He goes, they
Speaker 3: just sit on the shelves year on year in, year out.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, because just like you guys, I think you're
Speaker 3: gonna see much Halloween shit this year.
Speaker 1: There's going to be tough for my friend Steve, who
Speaker 1: loves Halloween.
Speaker 3: Big w Bunnies has like a four meter high skeleton.
Speaker 3: It's massive. It's like size the fucking shelves at Bunnings.
Speaker 1: This is the guy who used to run like the
Speaker 1: neighboring hardware store, and he basically killed him in skin
Speaker 1: and said, don't get any ideas, don't take on Big Bunnings.
Speaker 3: But there she's told her, you can do this for yourself.
Speaker 1: Bunning spread of the pod.
Speaker 3: Homer says, you've still got your career. He makes the
Speaker 3: joke about things that she can actually achieve, one of
Speaker 3: them being TV Moon is actual movies, no TV movies.
Speaker 3: Sky is the Limit, but now White Trash Records, and
Speaker 3: Roy says he's changed the lines of the song because
Speaker 3: he's sold for a Chevy commercial. So why would you
Speaker 3: do this? Cash Money? Great? I love it. Cash Money
Speaker 3: literally walks in, she goes, here's something that you can
Speaker 3: probably understand. You think she's going to play a song.
Speaker 3: She specially over the head with the guitar. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: then they said, don't do that to his head. Need
Speaker 3: we need that for him to think about songs? She says,
Speaker 3: she she wrote it's for her, and then that's pretty
Speaker 3: much the end of his story, right, I believe? So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: because I think he still says I'm still the most
Speaker 3: honorable producer you've ever had. They go, yeah, sure you
Speaker 3: probably are. But she is basically Lisa's I don't need
Speaker 3: you anymore. Lowlin's now successful. She's going to be opening
Speaker 3: for the Dixie Chicks, and she's met husband number four,
Speaker 3: who was just another version of Homer.
Speaker 1: Who needs one hundred dollars for beer.
Speaker 3: Yes, Marge says that you know, of all the people
Speaker 3: who have hit on Homer, you are my favorite, brings
Speaker 3: her in close and threatens her to strangle with her
Speaker 3: own hair extensions.
Speaker 1: That's right, she wears hair extensions.
Speaker 3: That is the end of Papada Lynch. I enjoyed this
Speaker 3: a lot more than I expected to, as did I,
Speaker 3: And yes I was. As I said, we feel like
Speaker 3: we're kind of in the weeds a bit in season nineteen.
Speaker 3: But Vic said that we've had a few episodes recently
Speaker 3: like it's not bad. There's a lot it's been season
Speaker 3: nineteen so far, so smoke on the Daughter wasn't bad.
Speaker 3: Last week. You don't think you enjoyed it, but it
Speaker 3: wasn't too bad. I liked it for it the most part.
Speaker 3: We also had dial in for Neerda, which was the
Speaker 3: mystery with Martin. She wasn't bad. We had the Debater
Speaker 3: which I love the Debutter. No, you like as much
Speaker 3: as I did, but it was still a good episode.
Speaker 3: Love Springfieldy and Style. Which one was that again? I
Speaker 3: was the sit in Nancy. That was the nothing episode.
Speaker 3: That was that ninety show. Yeah, that's rights, not even
Speaker 3: a right. So far, there's been a couple of stinkers,
Speaker 3: but for the most part it's been fine.
Speaker 1: It's got a perfectly good back nights WI not good,
Speaker 1: not good.
Speaker 3: So there's been it's either like you know, good episodes
Speaker 3: or absolute stinkers.
Speaker 1: We're missing out on the creamy centers.
Speaker 3: What do we learn, Bomber? What you learn from the episode?
Speaker 1: I learn from this episode whisking corn flakes? Good mix?
Speaker 3: Are they? Have you ever tried heroine with your orange juice?
Speaker 1: Thank you for adding with orange juice? Uh, never tried
Speaker 1: orange juice.
Speaker 3: I've learned that my day starts tomorrow forward, your names
Speaker 3: will be It's the Guy Davis Championship for Papa. Don't
Speaker 3: leach the current leader board. Mister Davis stands at this
Speaker 3: in first position. Here is miles ahead. It is Jared
Speaker 3: Hol't beyond twenty two points in second position, Adam Woolhouse
Speaker 3: on fourteen points, and Phil Hawkins on eleven in third position.
Speaker 3: Take it away.
Speaker 1: A great thing about the Guy Davis name New Name
Speaker 1: Championships that it could change at any time, except in
Speaker 1: this case probably not. But still we're going to go
Speaker 1: through the motions and.
Speaker 3: You never can tell.
Speaker 1: It's it's always nice for someone to be acknowledged for
Speaker 1: their creativity and coming up with a new name. So
Speaker 1: let's start by giving one point to I Got Friends
Speaker 1: in Dope Places. It's a nice play on a was
Speaker 1: it Garth Brooks tune I Got Friends in Low Places?
Speaker 3: It sounds like a country song. It sounds like some
Speaker 3: Garth Books would write. When it comes to country music,
Speaker 3: Garth books are sort of one of In the nineties,
Speaker 3: he felt like he was the king of country music.
Speaker 1: He really was.
Speaker 3: He's the one to Keith Urban. He was like the
Speaker 3: he was like the male Shania Twain. He sort of
Speaker 3: somehow transitioned from like country to like made it like
Speaker 3: poppy as well. Yeah, like mete it in the charts. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: So where is he there? But that's Andy Gengle. By
Speaker 3: the way, Andy Gengle with the their first points of
Speaker 3: the season. It looks like Andy Gongle, well done. First
Speaker 3: point of the season.
Speaker 1: Well done, Andy Gangler. Two points goes to don't mess
Speaker 1: with taxes?
Speaker 3: Don't mess with taxes? Is Phil Hawkins with two points? Yeah,
Speaker 3: not quite past the three point line, but Phil two
Speaker 3: points ever fufills That puts him now on thirteen points.
Speaker 3: He is now only what twenty four points behind Jared.
Speaker 3: Let me have a look, nine points behind Joe. They're
Speaker 3: still time he.
Speaker 1: Earned back the Jay. Yeah, and three points goes to
Speaker 1: Country Lumpkins.
Speaker 3: Oh like the lot, and that would be because it's
Speaker 3: brought to you by Rage Beasley Modern Rach. That puts
Speaker 3: her now on four points, her first three point of
Speaker 3: the season.
Speaker 1: Race Beasley are also like a lot.
Speaker 3: So that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, that's the Guy Davis New Name Challenge for
Speaker 1: Papa don't leitch.
Speaker 3: Remember guys, you want to be part of the New
Speaker 3: Name Challenge. You's just going to be a supporter of
Speaker 3: ours on Patreon guy posting the Patreon group on Facebook
Speaker 3: every single week and you can come at your new
Speaker 3: names and if you win, which it seems like Jared
Speaker 3: might for this, but Phil Hawkins or Adam Willherson still
Speaker 3: catch up to him. If they catch up, they will
Speaker 3: win their top tier supporter for the following season. So
Speaker 3: for the next season, season twenty or four, fining a discount,
Speaker 3: you will be a top tier supporter and we'll pay
Speaker 3: for it. Oh my, well, my good, golly gosh, taking
Speaker 3: money out of our pockets, yes.
Speaker 1: But deservedly so. With your phone form during the New
Speaker 1: Name Challenge for season nineteen.
Speaker 3: That's right, guys, now thank you so much for all
Speaker 3: his support here again. That's right, guys, that's right, guys,
Speaker 3: that's right, guy. Don't forget. We do appreciate obvius sport
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Speaker 3: Revedeals into this show. Just check us. A review of
Speaker 3: US five stars would be much appreciated. Boosters up those rankings.
Speaker 3: And the next episode from season nineteen we shall be
Speaker 3: reviewing will be Apocalypse cow Apocalypse now reference in the
Speaker 3: last episode, didn't we but coming out of the that
Speaker 3: is correct, dirty laundry or whatever it was at the
Speaker 3: Ballet Center. But I thought we would do a classic
Speaker 3: episode next week. I can tell people what it is.
Speaker 3: I thought, next week, let's do a classic episode of
Speaker 3: the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: When you're saying let's not tell anyoneer who it is,
Speaker 1: that includes me. Yes, you just start frames on me
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: We'll decide and you'll see it in your feeds next week,
Speaker 3: and then follow that with apocalypsecut makes sense. Yes, don't forget.
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Speaker 3: starring one Guy Davis. Oh, I'm there occasionally chiming in,
Speaker 3: but it's good to start that way.
Speaker 1: You're clashing together the pots and pans behind the scenes
Speaker 1: and making it all sound very, very nice. And I'm
Speaker 1: providing a bit of quality content with help from well
Speaker 1: one might say illuminary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, legend of the industry. And he's a legend because
Speaker 3: basically the co host of that show, let's just say
Speaker 3: the star, one of the stars of the show is
Speaker 3: the man who took down Mechastrasan, So at least try
Speaker 3: it to anyway, should we say his name? What's officially want?
Speaker 3: That's enough for tease, right.
Speaker 1: We recorded a test pilot this morning. He may listen
Speaker 1: back to.
Speaker 3: This guy sucked. I don't know, but it's a movie
Speaker 3: podcast with one of the most iconic movie reviewers of
Speaker 3: all time, Guy Davis, and his co star. That clanging
Speaker 3: sound is us dropping clues.
Speaker 1: I think you bombly picked it up by now, but yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll reveal it officially a little bit later.
Speaker 3: Yes, here's the biggest clue. It's called the Movie Guide.
Speaker 3: Here's wow. So it's very exciting, Yes, very very exciting.
Speaker 3: All right, enough teasing, enough teas, So the next episode
Speaker 3: is going to be classic. Then we're going to be
Speaker 3: doing a pocolypse cow. Another new podcast coming here, the
Speaker 3: for Thing a discat Network. It's exciting time because the
Speaker 3: Dad's had final words for those amazing listeners out there.
Speaker 1: Oh comp for me to go whiskey up those corn
Speaker 1: flex