Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts.
Speaker 2: Eg you're about to teach.
Speaker 3: Your name's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Ghost, Derek
Speaker 3: Black Ben and Tom Sway.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some ships.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some glad glory.
Speaker 1: Hmmm. A Gregorian, Yeah, a Gregorian is on the show.
Speaker 4: Is that what a Gregorian?
Speaker 1: Chance is? Is it a Gregorian A like a type
Speaker 1: of person.
Speaker 4: I thought it was.
Speaker 5: A rich Belgian billionaire that game Tim Poole and Benny
Speaker 5: Johnson and Dave Rubin millions of dollars.
Speaker 4: I thought that's what a Gregorian was.
Speaker 1: Why Edwardian is that as he is not a real
Speaker 1: I totally forgot about that part of the story.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's to me, it sticks out because I'm like,
Speaker 5: why did they choose now, just choose a regular name.
Speaker 4: Like his name is Eduard Gogorian or some shit.
Speaker 5: I'm like, just about like the most bullshit French name,
Speaker 5: Belgian name to where it doesn't even sound suspicious to us.
Speaker 5: Just something like Jean Claude, fucking Jean Jean Jean. Yeah,
Speaker 5: fucking John Reno, like he fucking got he's he's now
Speaker 5: rich and he's investing in podcasters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is that is crazy that they created a
Speaker 1: fake guy with that ridiculous name. I totally forgot about that.
Speaker 5: It's so funny, like the to know that, Oh my
Speaker 5: people handle this like lawyers and ship and I'm like,
Speaker 5: your lawyers are either the dumbest pieces of ship on
Speaker 5: planet fucking Earth, and they're not real lawyers, because no
Speaker 5: lawyer would look scout this person and be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: it's got that's real.
Speaker 1: It's a soul goodman as lawyer. It's like, it's totally
Speaker 1: there's no way.
Speaker 5: It's Oh that was funny, man, what I mean, upsetting
Speaker 5: but funny, you.
Speaker 1: Know, upsetting but funny. Welcome, that's a great way to
Speaker 1: describe the show. Welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast. It's
Speaker 1: me Chris, It's Tim Sweeney, Tim Derek. He once again
Speaker 1: has his face in his hands. It's the classic Kingston pose.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's either that or he like completely zones out and
Speaker 5: starts like doing this weird like happy yeah that thing.
Speaker 5: He starts doing that thing, and I'm like, oh, he's gone,
Speaker 5: he's checked out.
Speaker 4: He left, he left.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the hell, what the hell happened?
Speaker 1: I guess we could start with uh, I guess you
Speaker 1: could start with this fucking jubilee video because it is
Speaker 1: it is, uh, it's what what is it? A Muslim
Speaker 1: versus twenty racist?
Speaker 4: What was the what was the title of it? Probably
Speaker 4: that I saw a preview and I forgot about it
Speaker 4: was one progressive verse thirteen n words sayers, And that's
Speaker 4: what conversationalists and words better at their titles. Man, the
Speaker 4: titles are getting better.
Speaker 1: They know what's up.
Speaker 4: They should just let us make the titles.
Speaker 1: They might, they really might as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll get more viewership.
Speaker 5: Would absolutely whoever titles Kyle Klinsky's videos, I think, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's just Kyle.
Speaker 1: It's always like Joe Rogan scrapes Trump's come off his
Speaker 1: own back and drinks it.
Speaker 4: That's the name of his like not literally remember remember
Speaker 4: when he didn't remember? They were like sort of respectable titles,
Speaker 4: and they were like sort of there used to be.
Speaker 1: Like normal news was normal or like normal like breaking
Speaker 1: like their attentions obviously the click you know, the s
Speaker 1: e O. Yeah, so often it's like John explodes on camera,
Speaker 1: but maga is gay parentheses?
Speaker 4: So fun is a good tell over because it was
Speaker 4: over like I think it was towards the end of
Speaker 4: the last presidency where he started like he made the
Speaker 4: shift to like, oh, I'm just going to call them
Speaker 4: stupid now because they're dumb.
Speaker 1: I think Joe Rogan push them over the edge totally.
Speaker 5: We had that arc where he was just non stop
Speaker 5: shitting on Joe Rogan, which everyone was here for.
Speaker 4: We get it was, yeah, this is fun.
Speaker 1: That other podcast, uh passed him. I didn't even realize
Speaker 1: that MIAs Touch.
Speaker 4: Or whatever, that's that. What's that?
Speaker 5: Well, it's it's essentially they say it's an anti Trump podcast,
Speaker 5: but it's kind of just a leftist podcast.
Speaker 4: It's pretty generic, but I guess there's a lot of
Speaker 4: you know, trashing Trump on it. And is it a
Speaker 4: progressive one or is it more like a moderate I
Speaker 4: would say it's much more on the progressive side. And
Speaker 4: the thing.
Speaker 5: That's interesting it's I would imagine it's now it's kind
Speaker 5: of the quality's ass.
Speaker 4: So that's annoying because I caught a couple of like
Speaker 4: clips of.
Speaker 1: It and I was like, I'm not gonna I've never
Speaker 1: seen anything neither.
Speaker 5: It's I was curious when I started hearing about Midas Touch,
Speaker 5: because I'm like, what And then I went on the
Speaker 5: YouTube channel and it has a lot of subscribers, but
Speaker 5: it's like usually like some fucking guy with this shitty
Speaker 5: fucking mic, and I was like.
Speaker 4: What, I can't I can't do it anymore, frustrating. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I can't do I can't do anymore.
Speaker 1: Man, it's like a basic level of quality. I think, yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: video whatever, but like audio especially, like there are people
Speaker 1: out there doing like do you remember those old webcams
Speaker 1: and like the mid two thousands where like it would
Speaker 1: be the webcam and then the clip on mic. Do
Speaker 1: you remember those? Yeah, of course it's like those. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're doing like a modern day podcast. And it's like
Speaker 1: it's so frustrating, welcome to the part, and it's like
Speaker 1: all compressed and fucked here static whispering.
Speaker 4: I'm in here.
Speaker 5: There's no excuse for it anymore because mics aren't even
Speaker 5: that expense, even just a decent mic.
Speaker 4: You don't have to get this one right. It'd be
Speaker 4: nice if you.
Speaker 5: Get it so you don't have to edit as much,
Speaker 5: because making a cheap mic sound better is a little
Speaker 5: bit difficult, Like you just got to have the right
Speaker 5: like EQ and the right compression and stuff. But those
Speaker 5: guys make enough money to buy these mics. I don't
Speaker 5: even know why I'm saying that. It's just like, you know,
Speaker 5: like just buy decent mics and then some poor like
Speaker 5: no even you just fuck just fucking.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I it's upsetting that.
Speaker 1: The use moterorle eraser microphone, that's.
Speaker 4: What it sounds like. That is insane. I feel even
Speaker 4: I can't even decipher why someone says on that anymore.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I just don't know what you're saying. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: You know. What's funny to me is that like technology
Speaker 1: has gone pretty good, right, like or pretty or not good?
Speaker 1: Good is implicational advanced sure, not good, but advance yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: better at doing what it's supposed to do in some ways.
Speaker 1: Still to this day, if someone calls me, it's like,
Speaker 1: if someone calls me, I have like a fifty percent
Speaker 1: chance of not understanding a word they're saying. Like, there's
Speaker 1: something about I don't know if it's the microphones on phones.
Speaker 1: It can't be, though, because I record videos on my
Speaker 1: phone it comes out fucking fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's the way phones work, or like the phone
Speaker 1: signal or like the signal phone towers or whatever.
Speaker 4: It's the signal it is.
Speaker 5: It's the one thing that I'm like waiting for them
Speaker 5: to abandon because we still it like just like you said,
Speaker 5: sounds like it did thirty years ago.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that shit happened.
Speaker 5: And I think that's an issue because when a say,
Speaker 5: for example, when I was talking about uh so speech
Speaker 5: detext like I have carpaltonus, so I don't like to
Speaker 5: type a lot, so I'll use the speech to text,
Speaker 5: and that signal it like it reads like whatever server it.
Speaker 4: Uses to translate it. It's called the dictation.
Speaker 5: The dictation that it uses, I think it uses the
Speaker 5: cell phone signal.
Speaker 4: It doesn't know what I'm saying, so it sucks it
Speaker 4: up all the time.
Speaker 5: But then if you go and just hit the audio
Speaker 5: record you like you want to use leave a voice note, Yeah,
Speaker 5: it uses the mic that you use to record like notes,
Speaker 5: and it's clear. And I'm like, what can we do
Speaker 5: to get this thing on the other thing so I
Speaker 5: can understand you, you can understand me. I can stop
Speaker 5: fucking editing this message, yeah, because it won't. It just doesn't.
Speaker 5: And I swear I'm second guessing myself. I'm like, do
Speaker 5: I speak like shit, do what do people not understand
Speaker 5: what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I ask people, I'm like, do I no clue
Speaker 4: what's happening right now? Yeah? Well that's it. That's you
Speaker 4: in general exactly. Huh, that's you who anyway?
Speaker 5: Jubilee, Yeah, Jubilee Madi Hassan, who's uh?
Speaker 4: I love that guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like what I've seen from him. I like.
Speaker 1: The issue with Medi Hassan is that there's there's like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be serious. There's a lot
Speaker 1: around there's well, yes, obviously he's Muslim.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: What happens is like, I really, there's so many there's
Speaker 1: so many Hassans in this space.
Speaker 4: That's not fair.
Speaker 1: It is, though, it's true, Like there's an insane like
Speaker 1: as Hassan Minajs, there's Betty Hassan, there's Hissan Biker. I
Speaker 1: think there's even four other ones.
Speaker 4: Look, you're probably right, it's kind of great.
Speaker 1: And they're all like, uh, political columnists like people who
Speaker 1: are in the same general space, and it's like, how
Speaker 1: many Hassans could there possibly be?
Speaker 4: There's a lot that's like John, it's close Mohammed is
Speaker 4: but but yeah, it's close.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like Muslim Chris, I guess yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, everything is everything is the non version, the
Speaker 4: non Muslim version of Muhammad, because that name is so popular.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 4: What is Mohamed is such a popular name, it's in like,
Speaker 4: like every other popular name is the non version Muslim
Speaker 4: version of Mohammed, because like John, Peter, Michael, Joseph, all
Speaker 4: those names are really popular, but Mohammed is like the
Speaker 4: most popular human name by a crazy amount. You're saying
Speaker 4: numbers wise, yeah, like numerically of course, what else would
Speaker 4: it be?
Speaker 1: Percentage?
Speaker 4: That's still both never mind, I'm not going to like.
Speaker 1: Rong numbers versus percentage.
Speaker 4: I know you understand this, Yeah, but there's still they
Speaker 4: still in this never mind what all of this is
Speaker 4: to say.
Speaker 1: Every time I see a headline about a Hassan in
Speaker 1: a debate or like a video, I always like, oh,
Speaker 1: I I never even if the full name is that.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know which one that is.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. I always forget. They all look pretty different
Speaker 4: in there, like they all look.
Speaker 1: Different, but I don't watch any of their I don't
Speaker 1: watch their content, like like independently.
Speaker 4: Listen, may seek it out. I'll make it easy for
Speaker 4: anyone listening. It's the only one I recognize off the
Speaker 4: He's the only good one. I'll just say that, like,
Speaker 4: if you want to.
Speaker 5: If you if I want to make it easy and
Speaker 5: digestible for anyone listening, if you must listen to any Hassan,
Speaker 5: listen to Medi Hassan. He's the most respectable one, for sure,
Speaker 5: Median educated in my opinion, for sure.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to be objective about respect the piker
Speaker 4: or anyone else. And then he's clearly the most educated.
Speaker 4: He's a legit, like an accomplished journalist.
Speaker 5: Yes, he started his new because he got fired from
Speaker 5: his job because of the whole Israel Palestine thing. Uh
Speaker 5: so now he started his own company's a tail and
Speaker 5: uh And you know, I always kind of feel weird
Speaker 5: about Brandon because sometimes people are like, oh uh like
Speaker 5: Greek and old Latin words or sound I'm so cool,
Speaker 5: But I'm like, nobody knows what the fun that means.
Speaker 1: It was like, uh, that's why that so you can
Speaker 1: make it mean you you can get a case of
Speaker 1: court and not know how to defend yourself.
Speaker 4: There's a bunch of words in a language that no
Speaker 4: one speaks anymore. That's I mean, that's that's a topic
Speaker 4: for another crazy secondary to talk for another day.
Speaker 5: But that is like, you know, updating language would be
Speaker 5: nice to be amazing, people don't give it in their ass,
Speaker 5: Like if you like you, being able to represent yourself
Speaker 5: would be dope, but like why would they?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Medis though, so he went on the thing I I
Speaker 5: forgot that I caught.
Speaker 4: It was one of those things that I think.
Speaker 5: I saw it and my brain immediately was like, nope,
Speaker 5: like I'm not watching that, because I do remember somebody
Speaker 5: being very excited when he called him a fascist or
Speaker 5: something I am something like that, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm not watching you.
Speaker 1: He go, yeah, he said stuff like yeah, if Trump
Speaker 1: is against the Constitution, that's good. I wish you'd go
Speaker 1: further things like that, where I'm just like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there are people like that, I have no doubt,
Speaker 1: but I just I wonder how many of those people
Speaker 1: would be willing to go on. Yeah, it just seems
Speaker 1: a bit convenient that they find the most out of
Speaker 1: pocket people. I don't sorry, I'm just saying I don't
Speaker 1: disbelieve that these are a lot of people. I just
Speaker 1: think the people who end up on that show not
Speaker 1: all of them, but like maybe like I would say,
Speaker 1: like a solid like forty percent of the people on
Speaker 1: that show. I think people ham it up having it
Speaker 1: Upper Planet. People ham it up there for sure.
Speaker 4: But that's like not I that is such a common
Speaker 4: mentality now, oh yeah, and it's like of course these
Speaker 4: people are going to be figuring to find them, you know,
Speaker 4: like that's a these are that became a job being
Speaker 4: as out of pocket as you can for Trump, that
Speaker 4: became like a career path, you know.
Speaker 1: Well, we even discussed a couple of weeks ago about
Speaker 1: Truck because there was a I think this was it
Speaker 1: another was this the one that we were thinking of
Speaker 1: applying for it?
Speaker 4: It was it was well, no, it wasn't. It was
Speaker 4: what we were thinking about. Well, it's just must not
Speaker 4: Jubilee in general. I just want to go. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm assuming they were casting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they were casting for this one. We thought
Speaker 1: we thought it would be funny if we just went
Speaker 1: and did it. Yeah, I'm just pining to be. I
Speaker 1: just pretended to be. But then we just what the point?
Speaker 5: But it would have it would have it would have
Speaker 5: been relatively the same if we did it, maybe just
Speaker 5: would have been funnier because we were actually trying.
Speaker 4: To be funny, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Maybe I think the people that were there weren't trying
Speaker 5: to be funny, but they came off funny because they're
Speaker 5: just so stupid or whatever.
Speaker 1: There's a guy on this episode who looks like fucking
Speaker 1: I don't even know, pussing boots or something he does.
Speaker 4: I need to see he looks like me.
Speaker 1: If you look at the videos, you'll find it.
Speaker 4: He's like he's wearing a fancy skin like he's like
Speaker 4: a character like yeah, yeah, here's here's a fancy like.
Speaker 1: He looks like he's wearing a Django unchained like micro
Speaker 1: fans actually like skin.
Speaker 4: You're wearing a micro fan like crazy.
Speaker 1: That's what I wonder if people are I wonder if.
Speaker 4: It looks like Clay what is this?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah he was wasn't that fist.
Speaker 4: Was another face?
Speaker 1: They're all punchy, fat, unable retards.
Speaker 5: But there's one understudy of Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the that's the guy. Yeah, yeah, he was
Speaker 1: shaking to you see, like this is a close up
Speaker 1: shot of it. You remember Yarny at E three, where
Speaker 1: like the guy showed Yarny for that yard game and
Speaker 1: it's like hands were shaking.
Speaker 4: I hate that.
Speaker 1: It was that was an endearing thing, but this guy
Speaker 1: was like talking about, like, you know, being a fascist,
Speaker 1: so it's like lame. Like it shows a close up
Speaker 1: on his face and he's like he's like really fucking nervous,
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh.
Speaker 4: My god, why are all these people like Clay, what's happening?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? That guy looks like a mister Meaty,
Speaker 4: like that guy.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. But there's one guy who just looks fucking absurd,
Speaker 1: Like the get up is crazy. But I was I
Speaker 1: was saying, I wonder.
Speaker 4: It's an hour and forty minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, I watched the whole thing.
Speaker 4: It was hilarious.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I couldn't laugh watch it.
Speaker 4: You're a fucking lily, Lily and I watched that. We
Speaker 4: were laughing our asses off. It was funny to seeing
Speaker 4: people just saying something like that in public. It is nice.
Speaker 4: It is nice to have a video like that, But
Speaker 4: this chick, for real, who is that? I don't know,
Speaker 4: but I'm just like this, let's let's be real.
Speaker 1: She looks like she she looks like she loves Anita Sarkisian.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like like love Yeah, no, dude, like as a
Speaker 5: sean She fucking writes on medium all the time. That's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's crazy, Get the funk out of here, no way, no, yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know, Like.
Speaker 1: It's it's like all the like that she might be fake.
Speaker 1: But like do women have some Hell.
Speaker 4: Not really, not really, I'm just kidding. I think they
Speaker 4: can laugh and joke until it's anything really not really,
Speaker 4: I think any sort of introspection makes women lose their mind.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: What are you saying? Like maybe you're wrong about this?
Speaker 4: And it's like oh no, and it's just it's like
Speaker 4: Broadley's seeing the moon and it's like and they turn
Speaker 4: it to olsar versions themselves. They're like, I can't accept accountability.
Speaker 4: That's insane. What I think women can make jokes on?
Speaker 1: What is he doing? He's going on on some anti woman?
Speaker 4: Yeah I got more.
Speaker 1: I got more.
Speaker 4: I got facts too, you got more? I got papers
Speaker 4: to back it up? Did they have they done like
Speaker 4: a sexist version of this? They shoulds versus I'm looking
Speaker 4: for this twenty men versus oh my god, there is Ohud.
Speaker 1: You find him. I was to say, doesn't he looks come.
Speaker 4: On, like, you look at that guy. You tell me,
Speaker 4: like that guy's not.
Speaker 7: Oh no that he No, he looks like he's about
Speaker 7: to assassinate a slave, Like.
Speaker 4: What the fuck? He looks like he'll he be friends
Speaker 4: with candy. You know. Yeah, done, We're done. Dude, Come
Speaker 4: stop stop it.
Speaker 1: You believe yeah, like you know, I don't buy that
Speaker 1: guy at all.
Speaker 4: I mean, people clearly come there in their fucking nine wow,
Speaker 4: two point six million in a day.
Speaker 1: It is absurd. Shit. That one was really funny, and
Speaker 1: it is like it's one of the things I am
Speaker 1: glad it had. Like Jubilee sucks, but I'm glad that
Speaker 1: video exists because it's one of those things where it's
Speaker 1: just like there's so many clips in there where I
Speaker 1: just like you could take it and just like this
Speaker 1: is a Republican and it just completely fun It completely
Speaker 1: fucks the image. Yeah, entirely.
Speaker 4: Geez.
Speaker 5: Now's a good time too. I keep I know, I
Speaker 5: keep saying this. I'll say it one more time though,
Speaker 5: first lean name, last name, put on a blazer, react
Speaker 5: to this. I think you'll fucking get one hundred k
Speaker 5: probably in like a couple of months, hundred K couple minutes.
Speaker 1: I guarantee it. I promise you at home. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that that I didn't watch all of that. I saw
Speaker 1: some clips. I was like, I'm not gonna put an
Speaker 1: hour and forty minute. I could do so much more
Speaker 1: shit for within an hour and forty minutes.
Speaker 4: Dude, No I can't. It was a good watch. I
Speaker 4: was like, man, this is crazy people, hilarious. You could
Speaker 4: have watched like a film or something. You could have
Speaker 4: watched a good film. That's true, I chose not to.
Speaker 4: I mean, you got something out of it, you know,
Speaker 4: Good for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just wonder if again, this is nothing. It's
Speaker 5: it's pure entertainment, right, There's there is no real value
Speaker 5: out of this, you know.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: I guess that's the only thing that's.
Speaker 5: A little annoying is here's here's media san and I'm wondering.
Speaker 5: I guess it'll increase his brand, So good for him.
Speaker 5: But as far as this doing anything to say the ops, like,
Speaker 5: is there any retarded fascist list gonna watch that and
Speaker 5: be like, oh I'm embarrassed or I never thought of
Speaker 5: it that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm kind of like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know how I feel about that aspect of it,
Speaker 1: because I do think it's one of those things where
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's kind of a cell phone in
Speaker 1: some way. If it's just like these guys are literally
Speaker 1: openly saying they're fascists. Yeah, so, like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what at this point, like you you mayasically signed a
Speaker 1: warrant for you to be punched to death in the street,
Speaker 1: like you know what.
Speaker 4: I mean, Like that doesn't happen. That's but that doesn't
Speaker 4: happen anymore. That's the fucking big problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because everybody was going around calling people Nazis when
Speaker 1: they didn't like the fucking Ghostbusters reboot in twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: they ruined it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you I think we're due for a reset.
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, yeah, a lot of that, all that
Speaker 5: bullshit's kind of gone it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it got swept out for that. That's the problem. Yes,
Speaker 4: now conscious now it's green light the modern consciousness of
Speaker 4: that now, which is a problem where it's like it's
Speaker 4: not green. Lie.
Speaker 5: I feel like the people are gonna start getting brave
Speaker 5: and start uh especially I think that guy who pulled
Speaker 5: the gun out on ice. No, yeah, yeah, there's like footage.
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's a guy who, like I guess
Speaker 1: ice people were coming up and then he just like
Speaker 1: pulled the gun out and shot at him. I don't
Speaker 1: think he killed anybody. I don't think they shot back
Speaker 1: or anything, but like uh yeah, and like all the
Speaker 1: writer of course, freaking out of it, is like how
Speaker 1: could you use how could you how could civilian use
Speaker 1: arms against government? Nity? Yeah, the big that's not what
Speaker 1: the Second Amendment was written explicitly for.
Speaker 4: I just I want to shut the schools where they
Speaker 4: should be.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so guns in schools, So then the frightened teachers
Speaker 5: accidentally blast the students instead of the school shooter, like
Speaker 5: five off Dan.
Speaker 4: It is crazy.
Speaker 1: It is crazy how how much more upset they get
Speaker 1: over things like that than like a kindergartener becoming SpongeBob
Speaker 1: and being filled with holes. And they're like, it's the
Speaker 1: price of freedom.
Speaker 4: It's it's been that forever. Man. I can't I can't
Speaker 4: even like care because it's like that, I lack of connection.
Speaker 4: I can't begin to even bother with that because that
Speaker 4: has been the main argument the whole time. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I don't like Obama. Obama was like literally like he
Speaker 4: like sane. It happened. He went in front of the
Speaker 4: whole country, was like come on, come on.
Speaker 8: They were like, if anybody's out there trying to kill kids,
Speaker 8: don't do it. Help stop that?
Speaker 4: How dare you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's always saying no morals, no principles, no convictions.
Speaker 4: That's the thing. We can't take these people seriously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: That's that's what's it's.
Speaker 5: I can't even waste my time talking to somebody about
Speaker 5: the Second Amendment or even free speech or anything. Because
Speaker 5: that's why I do appreciate when fascists come out. They're like, no,
Speaker 5: I don't like the Constitution. I don't like any of
Speaker 5: the amendments to them. Yeah, because tithesis. Yeah, people say
Speaker 5: my fascist idea, like I wid the consution was, I went,
Speaker 5: I want the country to go back to a consulation
Speaker 5: in its most literal form. And I'm like, do you understand,
Speaker 5: Like it's it's.
Speaker 1: Well, there are people too who are like those people
Speaker 1: too are the other kinds of people who are like
Speaker 1: the Constitution should have never been changed at all. But
Speaker 1: then they're like they but then they love the second Amendment.
Speaker 1: They like they don't know what an amendment is.
Speaker 4: They don't, they don't don't get it.
Speaker 5: They think it's like, oh, this was the Bill of
Speaker 5: Rights and that's this is it's always they don't know
Speaker 5: what amendment is, and that that amendments through time have
Speaker 5: still been collecting and we're like close to thirty and
Speaker 5: like it's it's a huge fucking problem.
Speaker 4: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't see the last twenty fourth. I think the
Speaker 1: last night that feels like a way too long time.
Speaker 4: Well, I think the eighth I would, I would, I
Speaker 4: would say the.
Speaker 1: Sixties is crazy.
Speaker 4: I think the I would say, that's twenty seven or
Speaker 4: twenty four. Then you can just look it up because
Speaker 4: I fucking yeah, close to either one of those. But yeah,
Speaker 4: it's crazy. People just don't. People just don't. I don't
Speaker 4: think people. First of all, people have not read it.
Speaker 4: What the fucking Bill of Rights or any of the
Speaker 4: amendments at all. I don't go, haven't read it. It's
Speaker 4: weird to not read while since I've read it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's I mean, I should not have a basic
Speaker 5: understanding of the first few I guess like this, because
Speaker 5: I would say the first few or something like the
Speaker 5: most important.
Speaker 1: One versus there's some that like soap can't be gay
Speaker 1: looking and stuff like that, where yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I need to.
Speaker 4: I think the Bill of Rights. I think you should
Speaker 4: know that least. Yeah, you should know the first ten
Speaker 4: off the top of your head, not top times, but no,
Speaker 4: understand them.
Speaker 1: I think don't eat a pig.
Speaker 4: Ten commandments are the only thing I in the world
Speaker 4: needs to know.
Speaker 1: Now you're speaking sense.
Speaker 4: I just hate that.
Speaker 5: The first one though, isn't you know you shouldn't have
Speaker 5: any graven images of of my God? I think that's
Speaker 5: the only one that actually matters to me. Everything else
Speaker 5: would be fine. So don't don't, don't don't Oh wait, no, sorry,
Speaker 5: don't take it. Don't take his name in vain. Should
Speaker 5: not be black graven images. That's everything else is like
Speaker 5: the purge.
Speaker 4: It's legal. You said not that should not be black purpose.
Speaker 4: That should not be black on purpose. So but how
Speaker 4: does that pertain to black people? We're not black on purpose,
Speaker 4: so it's just or black.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So as long as you have black face and cosmetic surgery,
Speaker 4: you can't make yourself black. Okay, you can't black and
Speaker 4: in yourself and back. So I guess there's like a
Speaker 4: yeah handful. So you can't use like charcoal rubs on
Speaker 4: your face, you get in trouble.
Speaker 5: What about like, uh, what about like traditionally black culture
Speaker 5: does that?
Speaker 4: How does that? How does that fit? I feel like
Speaker 4: I feel like it's in a book. If you look
Speaker 4: in the book, you'll figure it out.
Speaker 5: So like say, say, for example, like if you're if
Speaker 5: you're like eminem or something, does does he get killed
Speaker 5: or whatever happens?
Speaker 4: Black not black? I don't know if you haven't noticed he's.
Speaker 5: But hey, like I said, if you, if you, if
Speaker 5: you emulate what is?
Speaker 4: Did you not hear what I just said before?
Speaker 1: He was not he was not literally.
Speaker 4: Just went to like, he's not blacking.
Speaker 1: He was listening to the animal crossing music. He was
Speaker 1: listening to like the O C for like three a M.
Speaker 1: Spring or something. Anyway, whatever that's Jubilee, go go don't
Speaker 1: watch it. Go don't watch it because it fucking sucks.
Speaker 4: I want to get Medi Hassan on snark Tank.
Speaker 1: He would fit right in.
Speaker 4: He would not have me here, would be so funny
Speaker 4: because he'd be like, I k kind.
Speaker 1: Of actively like I think he would leave. He would
Speaker 1: leave this studio with infinitely less net worth than he
Speaker 1: walked in with before the video before the episodes even.
Speaker 4: Is his He would go back to India like he'd
Speaker 4: go he would like he wouldn't even go back to London.
Speaker 4: He would just go back like I'm gonna live here now.
Speaker 1: I'm what if you himself kills himself.
Speaker 4: He's go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: He killed. He goes to the bathroom and drone strikes himself.
Speaker 1: He borrows a drone.
Speaker 5: Hold on one second, He's just what do what happened there?
Speaker 5: He's coming back, buddy's been the wind. You see a
Speaker 5: pool of blood just trailing got the little door.
Speaker 1: You see it's it's it's like a tsunami of blood.
Speaker 1: It's like an insane It's like more than could have
Speaker 1: ever possibly been within him.
Speaker 5: You ever see Uh, there's a Robot Chicken bit where
Speaker 5: it's about like, uh, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, like
Speaker 5: escaping from prison.
Speaker 1: Familiar to me. I haven't seen it in fucking forever though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know why it's happening, but like, all
Speaker 5: I know is that Nicole Richie is a Lionel.
Speaker 4: Richie's daughter, adopted daughter.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and it's whatever's happening is on the news
Speaker 5: and he's watching on the news and he gets a
Speaker 5: gun blows his head off. But it's way too much blood.
Speaker 5: It is so fucking funny. It's like buckets of blood
Speaker 5: just for shooting this.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it's been a while since I've seen.
Speaker 4: That's his daughter is crazy. I was like, wait, what
Speaker 4: we what that really? That really talented artist daughter is
Speaker 4: this girl?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I can write a good song. I'm you still,
Speaker 5: I got a I got a good nipple. This is
Speaker 5: my nepo baby, and I can really groom her to
Speaker 5: become something that she just parties on like fus a
Speaker 5: bunch of random people.
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, that sucks. You know do you
Speaker 4: do you do your thing? Oh god, I think that
Speaker 4: is the greatest shame ever.
Speaker 1: It's a crazy react.
Speaker 4: I sometimes like to uh overreact and and mess up.
Speaker 1: Somebody sneeze so crazy, that's like, that's so mean.
Speaker 4: It is, especially since a good sneeze is really satisfactory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always I always robbed myself that satisfy you
Speaker 1: were I don't know.
Speaker 5: If this is a revenue, but maybe this is just
Speaker 5: to me had a bad sneeze to where like it
Speaker 5: hurt your nuts.
Speaker 1: I've definitely done that. I've definitely hurt a sneeze so
Speaker 1: hard that my whole body. Yeah, it almost feels like,
Speaker 1: you know, there's like toys were like the were they
Speaker 1: were like old. I never actually owned any of them,
Speaker 1: but like I remember seeing them in media where like
Speaker 1: it would be like a torso and then the arms
Speaker 1: and legs be connected by like some kind of string
Speaker 1: in the middle so that they could like they could
Speaker 1: be like flexible and they could fall apart. That's what
Speaker 1: it feels like to sneeze really hard. Sometimes it's just
Speaker 1: like my legs, my neck, my arms have disconnected from me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I don't know how to fix this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's perfect design.
Speaker 1: You know, it's great. It's great, it's really good. We're
Speaker 1: really Yeah, I'm really convinced that I could sneeze myself
Speaker 1: into being a paraplegic. I faced on that one experience
Speaker 1: sneezing like that, I was like, maybe it definitely if
Speaker 1: this was even like two percent harder, I'd be in
Speaker 1: a wheel chair for the rest of my life ever vertebrate.
Speaker 4: So you sever a vertebrae and you're just fuckinglying there.
Speaker 4: God damn it.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows what's wrong anything. You're doing a bit.
Speaker 4: Stomping on you. You're not reacting. I mean hurt. I'm
Speaker 4: hurt in a way I can't explain, ye whatever, Yeah, freak,
Speaker 4: you think.
Speaker 1: If Superman sneeze that you, you would explore.
Speaker 4: Here it's possibly absolutely possibly, yeah, yes, which I think
Speaker 4: that's why he doesn't get sick. And then that's why
Speaker 4: he thought about it making him not get sick on purpose, right,
Speaker 4: he could see he'd probably just sneeze away a city destroyed.
Speaker 1: He can't get sick.
Speaker 4: He doesn't get sick.
Speaker 1: Like not at all, like not even like a like
Speaker 1: an allergy.
Speaker 4: He doesn't get sick. Yeah, it's it makes sense, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Whatever on as bars the rules.
Speaker 5: Of him being in the in the in the yellow sun,
Speaker 5: yeah you should be if he can get powered by
Speaker 5: the yellow.
Speaker 1: Sign and he's and he's already this outlandish like why
Speaker 1: not have him not?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we also be a walking cancer giver too,
Speaker 4: but like probably yeah, it's probably all right, No, he
Speaker 4: probably doesn't absorb well, he probably doesn't absorb radically more
Speaker 4: than us. It just strengthens his sou So it might
Speaker 4: not be that I.
Speaker 1: Believe he would be radioactive.
Speaker 4: It would make because how would he not How would
Speaker 4: be so redioactive? He's just on Earth getting much sometimes
Speaker 4: we are, I don't know, Man, there's and so when
Speaker 4: he goes to the Sun, it's like that that's why
Speaker 4: he gets cancer. An all star, so like, I guess
Speaker 4: it makes sense the time he actually does go to
Speaker 4: the Sun and he's like, yeah, I'm so powerful, and like, bro,
Speaker 4: you have like twenty months left to live, and it's
Speaker 4: like such a weird amount of time. Say, twenty months
Speaker 4: is crazy anyway, little Yeah, I'd be good with that.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 4: Then is it a decline or is it like you're here.
Speaker 1: DeLine, it's a rapid decline.
Speaker 4: Hmm, Then I don't want well he is rappings like
Speaker 4: the time span affords.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: As soon as I know it's anything different, I'm blasting
Speaker 4: my head off.
Speaker 1: That's just anything different. The second I sneeze, I feel
Speaker 1: a little weak, I have a headache. I guess that's
Speaker 1: it for me. So we also Superman, right, finally, we
Speaker 1: all saw it super mon it's doing pretty well. Actually
Speaker 1: it's uh, I think it's it's on pace for like
Speaker 1: seven hundred million, which is nuts's great. I would have
Speaker 1: I would have figured way less because I just feel
Speaker 1: like superhero fatigue is a thing, or like people don't
Speaker 1: care about these things. I think Thunderbolts people didn't really
Speaker 1: care about.
Speaker 5: There's also nothing like note worthy about Thunderbolts as far
Speaker 5: as like even like oh, Captain America with oh Sam.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, they keep trying. Yeah, the issue is that
Speaker 1: they keep trying to like they try to build the
Speaker 1: brand of individual heroes more than they try to build
Speaker 1: like intrigue in the world. Like I realized at some
Speaker 1: point in the last couple of years, like I don't
Speaker 1: care what's happening in this world at all, because like
Speaker 1: the heroes have been like recast or like whatever, and
Speaker 1: it just like kind of feels like it's like this weird,
Speaker 1: awkward stopping point in the middle, like oh, it's Captain
Speaker 1: America and now it's like Samuelson now, but it's like
Speaker 1: that's the fucking Birdman. So like this doesn't feel cohesive
Speaker 1: at all. Why not just not have a Captain America?
Speaker 1: It would need it, Like, what's the point.
Speaker 5: It would feel better at least I would appreciate. I
Speaker 5: feel like they should definitely go in different directions. However,
Speaker 5: I know they're trying to cater to the masses and
Speaker 5: brand recognition.
Speaker 4: We got to make more money. What do we do
Speaker 4: to me? It's like, go away, let them miss.
Speaker 1: You, dude.
Speaker 4: I think the best idea to take take like five
Speaker 4: years off. Genuinely take five years off, make one show
Speaker 4: that's really good, and then make a really really good
Speaker 4: movie again. We're like, oh we care.
Speaker 5: Oh man, Like it's been a while. I haven't seen
Speaker 5: a good Marvel movie in a minute. Like they just
Speaker 5: keep coming out, and I just I'm like, I'm I'm good.
Speaker 5: I heard fucking though.
Speaker 1: It was okay. I thought about seeing it because fucking
Speaker 1: Elaine's in it, and I was like, that's all right maybe,
Speaker 1: But then I just didn't. I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: and then I didn't feel bad about not seeing you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I might see Fantastic four just because I heard that.
Speaker 1: That's like kind of like standalone ish.
Speaker 5: That feels it feels different enough to where I want
Speaker 5: to see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm curious enough about it.
Speaker 4: It sucks because like, that movie has so many good
Speaker 4: actors in it, and they're in an mcu movie, and
Speaker 4: it makes me really sad because that is like a
Speaker 4: that is actually a great cast of people, and I'm like, wholl,
Speaker 4: these are also talented actors. Unfortunately, they're gonna have to
Speaker 4: do a movie that might be pretty good, but then
Speaker 4: it's gonna have to connect to the greater mcull which
Speaker 4: is just unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Do you think the issue that I have with Fantastic Four?
Speaker 1: And by the way, we none of us have seen it.
Speaker 1: I know, I know some people have somehow, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't know who's directing that movie.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there even is a direct that's
Speaker 1: kind of one of those I.
Speaker 4: Don't think it needs matter. I didn't look into it.
Speaker 4: I feel like that matters a lot to me.
Speaker 1: I think the only reason I gave a shit about
Speaker 1: Superman was like, oh, it's fucking James Gunn.
Speaker 4: I think I think gun directing it was definitely. I
Speaker 4: think clearly he he's a different case where it's like
Speaker 4: he's someone who is a fan of those things. Clearly
Speaker 4: he's he's always jumped at the chance of being a
Speaker 4: part of this stuff. Sure, I have had on James
Speaker 4: Gunn because of the fact that he made the Guardians
Speaker 4: at a Galaxy silly when they're not will be a
Speaker 4: silly team. But I respect those movies for them being
Speaker 4: pretty good movies. You know. I think the second one
Speaker 4: doesn't need to exist. But other than that, I think
Speaker 4: they're all pretty good movies.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. I think the second one's really good.
Speaker 4: I think it's I don't think it does anything for
Speaker 4: the plot, but I think.
Speaker 1: It's it doesn't movie. It doesn't do anything for the
Speaker 1: greater This is what I'm saying. It's like this, it's
Speaker 1: a movie. It's it does everything for the plot of
Speaker 1: the movie, but it doesn't do anything for like the
Speaker 1: broader cinematic universe, which I think is fucking fine.
Speaker 4: I think that. I think that's I think that's fine.
Speaker 4: I think if I'm watching a movie in a cinemat universe,
Speaker 4: I want to do somethin cinematic universe though, you know,
Speaker 4: like I like, if I'm I don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't care about if I'm reading for the
Speaker 1: movie to be good.
Speaker 4: If I'm reading comics, right, if I'm reading a comic
Speaker 4: book and I'm like, oh, the greater universe of the
Speaker 4: comic books all works together. I enjoy a Spider Man
Speaker 4: series by stuff and a spider can be alone, and
Speaker 4: that's cool. But if the only avenue through New York
Speaker 4: is Spider Man, then I see a Spider Man book
Speaker 4: that doesn't do anything about talking about Kingpin or not
Speaker 4: real anything about Dared or something like that. It kind
Speaker 4: of feels, you know, it's like, it's like I'm the
Speaker 4: new Dunborn against series all that shit's going on in
Speaker 4: New York and not a single other meda human in
Speaker 4: the most medic human field places is doing anything. You know,
Speaker 4: It's like, what the fuck you?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Do you know why you gotta just I know, I
Speaker 4: know why you just gotta an I know why I
Speaker 4: got sit there with thunderbolts. Thunderbolts. What happens at the
Speaker 4: end of the movie. Everyone should be every single person
Speaker 4: should be like, yo, what's going on? And they're like,
Speaker 4: a Spider Man is getting a ged.
Speaker 1: No, he's in school. He's like no, let.
Speaker 4: Spider sense would go off and he wouldn't be able
Speaker 4: to move without coming. He'd be freaking out. He'd be
Speaker 4: spinning on his ceilings.
Speaker 5: Look, man, if you're gonna watch you have to you
Speaker 5: can't to me, I don't even talk about that, just
Speaker 5: because if gonna watch that movie, you know why. And
Speaker 5: so there's no point of even like if we were
Speaker 5: doing like an analysis where hey, we're gonna break down
Speaker 5: this movie and like why are these people in here
Speaker 5: and be like, well, you know why why?
Speaker 1: It's conclusion kind of way you're talking about this.
Speaker 4: It's it is what it is.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 4: It's still funny.
Speaker 1: I guess too.
Speaker 4: You know it's funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny to cinema sin's about Yeah, yeah, yeah, as
Speaker 1: far Superman goes, you're a big Superman fan, you don't
Speaker 1: really give a shit about Superman.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But like, did you see any Superman stuff before this?
Speaker 4: Any other?
Speaker 1: I remember? So? I remember seeing the Brandon Brandon, Ralph Brandon, Ruth.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Which you saying that made me forget? Isn't what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Two thousand and five Superman returns? Yeah, oh yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: twousand and six, and I remember that. I remember the
Speaker 1: animated series kind of vaguely. I don't remember watching it,
Speaker 1: so much as I just remember the vibes of it,
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 4: It being I remember unlimited. That's not what you remember.
Speaker 1: Honestly, No, I did not watch Justice League Unlimited. I
Speaker 1: didn't watch any I didn't watch any Justice League stuff
Speaker 1: because I specifically, I don't know. Man, there were characters
Speaker 1: in the Justice League that I was like, I can't
Speaker 1: even begod to take this seriously or care like hot
Speaker 1: girl or whatever.
Speaker 4: I think that who is this bitch? That was one
Speaker 4: of my favorites. I like her more now, you know
Speaker 4: what's crazy?
Speaker 1: But but like in the cartoons, I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I always looked at it as like that's
Speaker 1: a lame and then like really yeah, And I just
Speaker 1: kind of I liked focusing on individual Whenever there was
Speaker 1: like a big team up, I always felt like, you
Speaker 1: know what, it felt like it felt like somebody playing
Speaker 1: with action figures, but they weren't doing what I was
Speaker 1: what I wanted to do with them, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So it was like when it was just Batman,
Speaker 1: it was just like, Okay, I'm watching a story about Batman,
Speaker 1: but wh it's everybody. It's like, oh, this is a
Speaker 1: story this is playing.
Speaker 4: That's very interesting. I felt when I was you missed
Speaker 4: out on some of the greatest combook stuff ever with
Speaker 4: that unlimited and regular or amazing, like the way people
Speaker 4: talk about the Batman show, I feel towards Unlimited.
Speaker 1: I did watch teen Titans and stuff like, I liked
Speaker 1: some of those shows, but like the Justice League always sounded,
Speaker 1: they were always lame to me. Yeah, even just the name,
Speaker 1: like that, we're the Justice League.
Speaker 4: I I was. I was a kid, I though. To me,
Speaker 4: I didn't have the concept of lame and cool and shit, well,
Speaker 4: everything was just cool pretty much. I was a kid.
Speaker 5: I didn't really have a concept of being like too
Speaker 5: cool for stuff or like I remember even my like
Speaker 5: you're you're the way that you're the way a teenager
Speaker 5: would see a lot of stuff is the way there is.
Speaker 4: Uh, how old were you around that too? Well?
Speaker 1: I want to be clear, right, I want to be
Speaker 1: clear that I think I'm superimposing future me lingo onto
Speaker 1: like what I was feeling at the time. I don't
Speaker 1: think I was literally at the time thinking this is lame.
Speaker 1: It was more so that this doesn't capture my attention
Speaker 1: as much as other things do, so I don't care
Speaker 1: enough to watch it okay, and then also like just
Speaker 1: some of them looked I don't know. I was very visual,
Speaker 1: very like spider Man spoke to me, Venom spoke to
Speaker 1: like those kinds of things from Marvel spoke to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whenever I would see like hot girl, it was just
Speaker 1: some lady with wings. I just kind of felt like,
Speaker 1: I can't deny that this isn't as interesting to me the.
Speaker 4: Spider Man and like Spider Man and like ghost Rider
Speaker 4: and Blade and like those kind of characters aesthetically grabbed me.
Speaker 1: First.
Speaker 4: I was like, all right, cool, because even yeah, I
Speaker 4: thought Batman, I still think Batman looked kind of stupid.
Speaker 4: But I think, yeah, I think he looks kind of stupid.
Speaker 4: But I think at the same like talking to people
Speaker 4: like individuals. For me, I think it looks because my first.
Speaker 1: Introduction was Batman nineteen eighty nine, and I remember thinking
Speaker 1: he looks a little silly like Michael Keaton looks.
Speaker 4: I don't know anyone that would disagree, Yeah, especially that
Speaker 4: he can't move his fucking neck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I really liked it, and I really liked
Speaker 1: that movie. But I liked it in the sense that,
Speaker 1: like in the same way that I liked. I don't know,
Speaker 1: missusdoubt fire. We're like, I like this movie a lot,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if I would want to buy
Speaker 1: an action figure of Michael Keaton's Batman and play with it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I had, I had a Michael Keaton.
Speaker 5: Actually my I was just talking about my cousin the
Speaker 5: other day because his his his family stuff going on,
Speaker 5: and I have my I have a vivid memory of
Speaker 5: accidentally breaking his Batman, his Keaton Batman, because the ears
Speaker 5: were way too sharp for whatever reason. And then so
Speaker 5: I was throwing it up into the you know, because
Speaker 5: and then at one point it stuck but his head
Speaker 5: only fuckingmate, fucking severed a Batman, And I was like, oops,
Speaker 5: I have that. Like anytime I think of that, dude,
Speaker 5: I think of that memory. I was like, oh, man,
Speaker 5: I fucked his Batman.
Speaker 4: You know, it's crazy. Do you remember when the movie
Speaker 4: with the Freeze came out, the McDonald's had the fucking
Speaker 4: cups like all of the various characters on it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: myster had all the cups and I broke two of them.
Speaker 4: Two of them, I broke to them. I was I
Speaker 4: was small, so I dropped them and I think I
Speaker 4: don't know if they were they glass.
Speaker 1: I know they were.
Speaker 4: I know they were damaged. I know I did spiked
Speaker 4: them into the ground something. I was being a kid,
Speaker 4: I was probably playing with I saw Batman on it
Speaker 4: and I was like, yeah, this'll work, and she was like, dude,
Speaker 4: my grandma was like, don't kill him.
Speaker 1: He's a kid.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm sorry, while fucking snock covered
Speaker 4: with peanut butter on my fat my apologies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, I didn't have a lot of it.
Speaker 1: I'm more open to that now, but I just I
Speaker 1: don't know. At the time, I just didn't care.
Speaker 5: I kind of know what you mean because when I
Speaker 5: saw the second Mortal Kombat movie in ninety seven, I'm
Speaker 5: still okay, and I'm like nine years old. I recognize
Speaker 5: how shitty that fucking thing was and how lame, like
Speaker 5: compared especially compared to the first one. Some of the
Speaker 5: designs and stuff. I was thinking, I'm like, this is
Speaker 5: this is not I don't like this. You know, I
Speaker 5: appreciate it now for what it is. Just complete garbage,
Speaker 5: just garbage. But uh, I think going back and watching
Speaker 5: some stuff like like watching I would highly recommend Justice
Speaker 5: League justly Unlimited, I think, but I wouldn't feel offended
Speaker 5: if you were, just like I don't care, you know
Speaker 5: what I'm saying, Like it, I love all.
Speaker 4: Those shows like definitely Limited, Batman Beyond Batman, Superman. I
Speaker 4: don't was there. I don't think it was the Flash show,
Speaker 4: the fal who else had the show? I think it
Speaker 4: was this Batman Superman is it? And then there was
Speaker 4: Unlimited Regular.
Speaker 1: It was the Jimmy Olsen series. Yeah, Jimmy Olson, the
Speaker 1: animated series.
Speaker 4: Jimmy Olsen is just this him every morning waking up
Speaker 4: in a different woman's bed, just like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I gotta do better than this. Going to work, another
Speaker 4: girl texts him. Then you wait, that's the whole shows him.
Speaker 1: Working and being interrupted by women.
Speaker 4: Then fucking a woman, waking up, going to work the
Speaker 4: next day, and then like there's like one episode where
Speaker 4: he's out of park just kind of trying to figure
Speaker 4: out what he's gonna do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He've got like.
Speaker 4: He's like eighteen late texts in his phone, just like yeah, incredible,
Speaker 4: incredible stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But DC always felt to me like like like
Speaker 1: like older and so like by by By definitionally like
Speaker 1: it kind of felt like, oh, DC was like this
Speaker 1: is the my parents watched because my dad liked Superman
Speaker 1: and like Batman. I remember seeing him like team up
Speaker 1: with like Scooby Doo and stuff like there was like
Speaker 1: stuff like that where I'm just like the old campy
Speaker 1: bad yeah, and so like this isn't as year. And
Speaker 1: then you see Spider Man the animated series and you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is more ninety this is more of my speed.
Speaker 1: So I was more into that stuff.
Speaker 4: I always like Supermans. I thought he was like I
Speaker 4: think he was just the idea of cool, Like he
Speaker 4: was a nice guy that was like really strong to
Speaker 4: help people. Oh, this is awesome. I like that spider
Speaker 4: Man living in New York. Spider Man is just is
Speaker 4: just synonymous with New York.
Speaker 1: Superman felt like a church character. Yeah, like a character
Speaker 1: that like the church would push on you.
Speaker 5: To me, it was I think they finally the Tim
Speaker 5: Daily stuff, you know, the Bruce Tim shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that was definitely cooler that I did appreciate.
Speaker 5: That was when I feel like, because that was that
Speaker 5: was specifically Okay, it's made for kids, but we're also
Speaker 5: gonna make it a little more because personally, and this
Speaker 5: is just me speaking.
Speaker 4: I the chrispher reeveshit. Don't like it. It's just not
Speaker 4: for me. I liked it. That shit just doesn't you know.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it in a long time, to be fair,
Speaker 1: like that first movie is really the only one that
Speaker 1: I see people talking about positively like the other the
Speaker 1: other three, or like I feel like, because the third
Speaker 1: one is like a Richard Pryor movie as far as
Speaker 1: I understand it's it's like a Richard Pryor movie featuring Superman.
Speaker 1: And then the fourth one is just a fucking disaster. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the one I remember seeing. I remember seeing that
Speaker 1: one vividly because I remember me because it was like
Speaker 1: what nuclear Man or something. Yeah, and it was about
Speaker 1: him going around taking all the nukes away, and it
Speaker 1: was just so so fucking lame.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's looking man. It was sign of the times.
Speaker 5: I feel the same way about Star Wars came out
Speaker 5: around the same time. It's it's me being a child
Speaker 5: of the nineties. There was stuff coming out that was
Speaker 5: just better because they had more time to write better stuff.
Speaker 5: So there's a lot of nostalgia baked into that stuff.
Speaker 5: So when I go back and watch that old stuff,
Speaker 5: I'm like, I understand why this was coolest ship at
Speaker 5: the time. Like, but for me, I'm watching it through
Speaker 5: the lens of like I can appreciate it, but I
Speaker 5: just don't want to watch it.
Speaker 4: I just it's not I'd rather watch the stuff that
Speaker 4: came out.
Speaker 5: I'd rather watch the sci fi I would rather watch
Speaker 5: the superheroes that came out in the nineties, the animated shows,
Speaker 5: the Superman's that the comics that were coming on at
Speaker 5: that time.
Speaker 4: Even super Boy thought was pretty cool around that time.
Speaker 4: You like Connor Kent around that time when he just
Speaker 4: had the shirt on he s had a T shirt on.
Speaker 4: Only No, when he had the ear ring and the jacket,
Speaker 4: It's okay, okay, because I was like, if you like
Speaker 4: the black T shirts, boy, you're fucking stupid. No, it
Speaker 4: was that was that was that was No this you know.
Speaker 1: What I did get into Actually Batman Beyond I really
Speaker 1: like Batman.
Speaker 4: I don't remember anything about it.
Speaker 1: I just remember I had the cost that cost No,
Speaker 1: I had the Batmobile toy from Batman.
Speaker 4: I don't remember what his Batmobile looks like.
Speaker 1: Really, it was It's just very cartoony but his bat wing.
Speaker 4: I remember that. I remember his uh.
Speaker 1: And the costume I thought was fucking so cool, awesome.
Speaker 1: I thought that I was a lot. But it's also like,
Speaker 1: what is this, Like.
Speaker 4: What the it's in very nineties, it's very nice. It's
Speaker 4: the future. It's like it's it's he has he's black attired,
Speaker 4: he looks menacing though, like actually, I just like Terry.
Speaker 4: I thought he was really funny. Yeah, this fucking thing
Speaker 4: they ruined him. Yeah, this it looked like it looked
Speaker 4: like a fucking gun. My god, I remember it now.
Speaker 4: I remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is so I think this is the exact way.
Speaker 4: I remember that.
Speaker 1: It was so cool.
Speaker 4: That was good man.
Speaker 1: That show was to me.
Speaker 5: It solved the problem the one problem that I had
Speaker 5: with the animated Batman the animated series. As a kid,
Speaker 5: I I loved adversity and Batman had almost none. In
Speaker 5: the animated series.
Speaker 4: There wasn't very many times when Batman was like, oh man,
Speaker 4: he got his ass kicked. It rarely happened.
Speaker 5: Clayface whipped his ass one time, Harley Quinn whipped his
Speaker 5: ass one time, but then he just was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, untied me me, you're gay.
Speaker 5: And then she does it, and I'm like, what the Like, no, oh,
Speaker 5: I need to wait for I can't kill you yet.
Speaker 5: Joker needs to show up right, like don't kill me.
Speaker 5: You'll be mad if you kill me before, okay, And
Speaker 5: for some reason, like it gives him enough time to
Speaker 5: like escape and I'm like, I whatever, But I was saying,
Speaker 5: there wasn't very many times and I always felt like
Speaker 5: he was too almost infallible, and that annoyed me, like because.
Speaker 4: I liked I like watching Spider Man.
Speaker 5: He was getting his ass kicked and so then Terry
Speaker 5: McGinnis every episode and I just love the adversity of it.
Speaker 5: It felt it felt like, oh, man, how's he gonna
Speaker 5: get I know he's gonna prevail, but how is he
Speaker 5: going to do it?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: So I liked him so he made it like oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Batman secondly is a sperm donor to your mom. And
Speaker 4: I was like, why did y'all do that?
Speaker 1: Like why would y'all juster?
Speaker 4: And it didn't. Unlimited they go to the future and
Speaker 4: they like talk about how like trying to tell me
Speaker 4: I think it's really I think it's really sperm donor
Speaker 4: Batman are it's because they just don't let the Batman's
Speaker 4: always gotta win, no matter what the case, He's always
Speaker 4: gotta somehow win at the end. And it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's why I like Batman. I think he's cool. But
Speaker 4: it's like the more I read him I was, the
Speaker 4: more I was like, I just can't even log into
Speaker 4: this anymore. Dude, Like I'm just gonna I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: read Spider Man and watch him be poor for fucking
Speaker 4: thirty eight years. Well rather watch that.
Speaker 1: Well the other thing too, so like Brandon Brandon Ruth
Speaker 1: or Brandon Ralph, I can't remember the guy's name, but
Speaker 1: it was it was the one by Brian Singer. An
Speaker 1: think Brian Singer did the two thousand and six Superman
Speaker 1: Returns and that was supposed to be That was weird
Speaker 1: because I remember seeing that movie and it was like, apparently,
Speaker 1: apparently the Brandon Ralph Superman that was supposed to that
Speaker 1: is supposed to be canonically Christopher Rth. That's fifth movie,
Speaker 1: which is insane.
Speaker 4: Did you see the fourth one? Right? You said, yeah,
Speaker 4: he leaves the fourth one.
Speaker 1: No, But what I'm saying, the idea of making that
Speaker 1: in the first place, it's like, oh, this is the
Speaker 1: same guy, even though he doesn't look the same and
Speaker 1: the vibe is completely off.
Speaker 4: Close amount and it's like, I mean he does he does,
Speaker 4: like he's different looking, but like he's not a bad
Speaker 4: look like I think the archetype of that man still.
Speaker 1: Actually bad for him. I feel like he's he actually
Speaker 1: looked like a Superman. Yeah, like he looked like Superman.
Speaker 4: I believed him.
Speaker 1: But then that movie was like the movie was as
Speaker 1: who cares, nothing happened, nothing happened at all. I think
Speaker 1: like there was some set people save the plane. He
Speaker 1: saved a plane, and then he has a kid fucking
Speaker 1: bullet hit his eye, which was like, Okay, that's cool,
Speaker 1: that would have been cool, like if I hadn't seen
Speaker 1: the Matrix already, but yes, but.
Speaker 4: Then Kumar whoops his ass. I don't remember that, dude.
Speaker 4: So I barely cala Calpin when he gets the krypt
Speaker 4: Nite and so he's on He's.
Speaker 5: On the platform. It's made him, He's made. It's made
Speaker 5: of a Penn versus kal l that's crazy, yeah, Calpen
Speaker 5: versus kal El. And then like Kevin Spacey rape luthor,
Speaker 5: you know, like he sex luthor.
Speaker 4: Crazy sex without consent luthor.
Speaker 5: He has the platform right, and it's made of krypt knite,
Speaker 5: and then he's oh, fucked up and then all of
Speaker 5: a sudden, his Hinchman start whooping Superman's ass. I'm like,
Speaker 5: Kumar is whooping Superman's ask for now, what the fuck
Speaker 5: is this movie?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, But so that was that was the first.
Speaker 1: That was the first like real like modern Superman thing
Speaker 1: that I've seen, and I was like, oh, man, this
Speaker 1: is not good. And that was, by the way, before
Speaker 1: spider Man three, after spider Man two, so I was like, Man,
Speaker 1: DC sucks. I was like, because that was also before
Speaker 1: The Dark Knight. I didn't really like Batman begins that much.
Speaker 1: I thought it was fine.
Speaker 4: It's a fine intro, but you know, you can skip it.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, it's just it felt like this is
Speaker 1: too dire for me. I don't care.
Speaker 4: And I liked the Dark Knight ghost scene. I like
Speaker 4: to Rusha'll go see when he's training him. I think
Speaker 4: that scenems actually a really dope scene when they're like
Speaker 4: fighting outside on the ice. Yeah, and he's like training.
Speaker 5: Game and then he like makes him fall in the
Speaker 5: ice and he freezes. Yeah, there's actually a clone Batman.
Speaker 1: I like that that scene where Batman leaves a guy
Speaker 1: in a speeding train and he kills him.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it immediately. I love the the first movie,
Speaker 1: the first the first movie where he's like it's Batman
Speaker 1: and his no Killer.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm gonna leave you this train. Fuck you
Speaker 4: actually say when he drops that dude off the roof. No,
Speaker 4: he's done. You know that guy's cook.
Speaker 1: I was like, there's a great By the way, this
Speaker 1: is completely don seculary, but I saw something on Twitter.
Speaker 1: It was like somebody said Man spider Man two was
Speaker 1: insane and it's the game for Xbox and PS two
Speaker 1: and guys like you could you remember you could bring
Speaker 1: Henchman up to like the Oh yeah, you could bring
Speaker 1: a henchman up to like the top of the Empire
Speaker 1: State Building with you and you could jump and do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that. The move is where like
Speaker 1: you wrap their legs and arms around somebody and like
Speaker 1: flip upside down and spin. I don't know what that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that movie is called.
Speaker 4: Kind of like the old school. It's not like a
Speaker 4: pile driver, Like, yes, it's a pile driver, but it's
Speaker 4: it's a pile driver in a degree that humans can't be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's completely fictional, but like he does it off
Speaker 1: the Empire State building and lands and then jumps off
Speaker 1: and he goes to m maguire's voice line cues and he's like,
Speaker 1: you're lucky. I pull my so funny gets up by
Speaker 1: the way he gets up the guy in the universe.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so I don't know, but Wolverine, but so
Speaker 1: DC Just in my entire life has always been just
Speaker 1: kind of a mess, you know, Like Superman Returns was terrible.
Speaker 1: The Dark Night I liked, but then Rises I couldn't stand.
Speaker 1: I really did not like Rises or Begins. So like
Speaker 1: for me, like Rises for me, that trilogy is like
Speaker 1: that was unfortunate.
Speaker 4: I love it. I love they took Bay and they
Speaker 4: made him ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Tea drinking because.
Speaker 4: He's the coolest Batman character and it's just like you
Speaker 4: lamed him. Was also egregious.
Speaker 1: Just how many times, like they became so annoying, Like
Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh, the.
Speaker 4: South Park, like they're all wearing masks and stuff. Yeah exact.
Speaker 1: If anybody wants to know what it was like growing
Speaker 1: up around that time, That's a great example of it,
Speaker 1: because people were doing that all the time in person.
Speaker 1: Any Bane, it sucks.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm supposed to be Mexican, but I'm not,
Speaker 4: well Brazilian. Brazilian who is Brazilian but he's Mexican, Doug,
Speaker 4: Are you sure?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: I thought he was from.
Speaker 4: He's a Lutra door technical, that's why he's wearing a mask.
Speaker 4: I thought he was just culturally appropriating. He might be.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Bane, but I think.
Speaker 4: He was from Brazil. The the well, you know, I
Speaker 4: give me questioned myself now because I'm crazy.
Speaker 5: No, I'm sure you're right, and I'm just my for
Speaker 5: some reason, I'm an idiot, but I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think I think DC is definitely lamer and aesthetic
Speaker 4: to Marvel. But I think the idea of dcs that
Speaker 4: is supposed to be the most like they're more or
Speaker 4: less like like ideals, like kind of cats.
Speaker 1: They're more fantastical, I would say, like they're they're even Batman,
Speaker 1: who is like more grounded. You could say, it's like
Speaker 1: that's like a more fantastical premise to me. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so like I don't know, like, so yeah, the Brander Superman.
Speaker 1: You had the Batman trilogy, which for me was like
Speaker 1: a thirty three percent hit rate, because like I didn't
Speaker 1: really like the two other ones, so like that didn't
Speaker 1: really work for me. And then you know, you had
Speaker 1: Man of Steel, which.
Speaker 4: Oh he's from the Caribbean. Really, are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's culturally appropriate.
Speaker 4: He's half British and half Caribbean.
Speaker 5: That's probably why they did that British things. No one
Speaker 5: was like, oh cool, and we'll just make him fucking British.
Speaker 1: It's so much easier. I don't know when he Spentish.
Speaker 5: White grew up in in a fictional Spanish speaking country
Speaker 5: of Santa Prisca, and the Spanish speaking blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: He's not Mexican, but he is dependentally he's from the Caribbean.
Speaker 4: I guess we're both just Island. I swear I thought
Speaker 4: he was Brazilian. What the fuck the representation? I guess,
Speaker 4: but I Spain is coolest fun is that they don't
Speaker 4: use him well because they don't know how to was
Speaker 4: they can't get septulize, strong and smart together. Was he
Speaker 4: in Batman and Robin Oh? Yeah, because it was like Campius.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I mean those let's not even get it.
Speaker 4: Those movies are so fun though their their Schumacher, the.
Speaker 5: Nipples, the nipples of the card Man, the credit, it
Speaker 5: was that like ch ching noise when he brings it out,
Speaker 5: teals like this movie it's very stupid. The funny thing is,
Speaker 5: though as a kid, I thought Batman Forever was good.
Speaker 4: I remember I.
Speaker 1: See that being a fun movie. For like, I still
Speaker 1: like that movie.
Speaker 4: I remember coming out of the theater feeling kind of inspired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then like I felt that Jason, it was
Speaker 1: like seventeen the first time.
Speaker 5: No it, Dick, I don't think it. Find Grayson's and
Speaker 5: then two Face killed his family.
Speaker 4: I hate that while they were on the trap, he's
Speaker 4: fucking gay. That bothers me so much as I just
Speaker 4: they that's my man. Grace is my favorite fucking Batman character.
Speaker 4: And it's like, yeah, they two Face but fucked him.
Speaker 4: After he killed his crazy He's like, come here but
Speaker 4: you And then he was he was doing trapeze and
Speaker 4: he couldn't catch it. It was just hard but tales.
Speaker 4: I but your isn't.
Speaker 1: Isn't the Gerson a kid?
Speaker 4: I mean, these are villain these are they don't have
Speaker 4: this line.
Speaker 1: I guess, so I guess there's death stroke too. Listen,
Speaker 1: I didn't know any of that ship.
Speaker 4: By the way, dude, the fact that that thro causes
Speaker 4: beef with a kid is crazy, Like he wants ship
Speaker 4: with a kid.
Speaker 5: I think that's I mean, he's like the main antagonist
Speaker 5: of the Titans.
Speaker 1: It's insane. Apparently I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: I don't know. So like.
Speaker 1: Solid Raymond Tara. Okay, so Solid asked me to do
Speaker 1: like a voice and for for death stroke, he sent
Speaker 1: me the stroad. Was like, oh my god, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: This is real. It is it's like a real storyline.
Speaker 1: I had no fucking clue. I don't know that much
Speaker 1: about death stroke.
Speaker 4: Guy. I just knew there's a reason. I know a
Speaker 4: lot about him. Now. I know he's racist, and I
Speaker 4: think that's funny.
Speaker 1: Is he racist? Yeah?
Speaker 4: He intact he he he'll make a racist joke to
Speaker 4: you to say no, no.
Speaker 1: But is that is that like in the same way
Speaker 1: that Superman is kind and Spider Man is guilty?
Speaker 4: He I'm gonna same degree as those two things, you know.
Speaker 1: But it's like, okay, that's when you were That's how
Speaker 1: he came across.
Speaker 4: To me, who's a racist character?
Speaker 1: Like no, probably some fucking.
Speaker 4: Like yeah, but like he's kind a right, but not
Speaker 4: when it comes to like the supremacy aspect of it.
Speaker 4: He's right, he's right. The issue could he's not right
Speaker 4: to complete what what? Okay? Explain? Look, please are superior
Speaker 4: to humans? Okay? They are? Okay, I know. So his
Speaker 4: bigoted mentality be like, hey, we're just better than them
Speaker 4: has some sort of validity in that concept where there
Speaker 4: are literally aliens who are are better. Do I validate
Speaker 4: him going around killing people? He's like, he's so, you
Speaker 4: just don't disagree with the middle. I think the guy
Speaker 4: that says didn't like Superman, he's going He's like, I
Speaker 4: think he's going a bit too far, but.
Speaker 1: Some valid it's literally in his point, you know anyway, Okay, So,
Speaker 1: and then you had Man of Steel Man Steel, which,
Speaker 1: like I liked that movie, but I get it. I
Speaker 1: watched that movie and I was like, this is a
Speaker 1: cool dragon Ball movie or like this, but I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I'm watching Superman. Really, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the fuck this is. That's what I actually like. I
Speaker 1: remember it was like Prisoner of Azkaban. I like to
Speaker 1: see anything I like in this movie.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 5: I feel like that goes a little too far. I
Speaker 5: like when people's like, oh, I can't tell what the
Speaker 5: transformers are doing, them like, are you fucking eighty?
Speaker 1: I can't see it. I can't like are you eighty?
Speaker 4: Like I can see. I feel like maybe just from playing,
Speaker 4: because you play fast video games, how could you not
Speaker 4: see it? That's why it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's just the visual design.
Speaker 4: Maybe you don't want to see it, like you just
Speaker 4: don't care enough.
Speaker 1: I've tried.
Speaker 4: I think that. I think that's I didn't try much.
Speaker 4: That's what I mean. I feel like you just don't care,
Speaker 4: like and and I feel like that's a perfectly fine position.
Speaker 4: I won't even care.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have to try to follow the action. That's
Speaker 1: just that's the director. I'm not at all.
Speaker 4: That's the thing that I've never got that either, because
Speaker 4: I'm like I the only moments I'm kind of confused.
Speaker 4: But you're supposed to be is when they're transforming. It's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to transforming. You're not supposed to see
Speaker 4: everything you've seen.
Speaker 1: The fight between Venom and Carnage and that and that
Speaker 1: movie where it was dark. We're just it's dark and
Speaker 1: it just looks like a bunch of slime like mixing
Speaker 1: it and you're just like, what the fuck is even? Like,
Speaker 1: who's what? That's what a lot of transformers feel like.
Speaker 1: I feel like all of them, But the ones that
Speaker 1: I've seen, I kind of like, I guess that you
Speaker 1: can't see it. I'm say it's not on screen.
Speaker 4: I've watched the old ones a couple of times, like rectally,
Speaker 4: the first two I've seen. The second one is my
Speaker 4: favorite one.
Speaker 5: I've seen that one many times, and I was trying
Speaker 5: to like look at it through the lens and see
Speaker 5: if there's anything that seemed kind of confusing to me.
Speaker 4: I just I just never I was trying to see
Speaker 4: it like objectively, be like, okay, I can see where
Speaker 4: that I just didn't get that feeling. That was the
Speaker 4: thing that was like very strange to me. But I
Speaker 4: don't fucking know, dude, Yeah, I don't know. Man of Steel,
Speaker 4: I you know, I don't.
Speaker 5: It's a weird This is a weird one because it's
Speaker 5: hard to like see what people unanimously feel about. I
Speaker 5: don't know what I don't even know if there's unanimous
Speaker 5: thoughts about Man of Steel.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of division on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm I'm one of the people that like,
Speaker 5: oh this this, I love this version of Superman. But
Speaker 5: also coming from a bias, I love Henry cavill I
Speaker 5: think I think he does a fantastic job. I don't
Speaker 5: care about Lois Lane. So Amy Adams is fine, you know,
Speaker 5: like I don't. I just don't. I've never She's fine
Speaker 5: for what she is, but I just never cared about
Speaker 5: her as a character personally. So Amy Adams is fine.
Speaker 5: Michael Shannon is one of my favorite actors. I think
Speaker 5: he fucking murdered Odd. I think, yeah, that was fantastic.
Speaker 4: I thought the cinemata.
Speaker 5: I love Zack Snyder cinema cinematography team, Hans Shimmers scores.
Speaker 5: He's never had a bad score for me. You know,
Speaker 5: I'm sure you can rank one's the lowest, but I've
Speaker 5: never won. Like this sounds like shit, Like sure, even
Speaker 5: Dune is probably one of my least favorites, but it's
Speaker 5: also appropriate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of it's it's supposed to be in
Speaker 1: the background. It's not really supposed to steal the show exactly.
Speaker 5: So like I just all of that stuff combined and
Speaker 5: just the fucking Kryptonian beating the piss out of Superman,
Speaker 5: like the fucking the Giant motherfucker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the broad nap and Vegeta.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally looked like nap in Vegeta when they
Speaker 1: were coming through this song. It was like the silhouettes
Speaker 1: of like this big guys like, that's nap in Vegeta.
Speaker 9: I love it.
Speaker 5: And to me, it's like you even saying so it's
Speaker 5: like a dragon ball Z thing, I'm like, whoa as
Speaker 5: a dragon ball Z mark, that's fucking near in my heart.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think the problem is that I
Speaker 4: so Yeah, when it comes to comic book things, right
Speaker 4: and adaptations, the problem is there's so many different adaptations
Speaker 4: of characters that it's like, this is a comic, says
Speaker 4: comic acurate does kind of fall on Dead Year. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: it just does, because there's comics of Superman's been racist.
Speaker 4: There's comics where Spider Man has beat Mary Jane. There's
Speaker 4: comic you know, it's like all these things that have
Speaker 4: happened where it's like I love that one. You so,
Speaker 4: I actually don't know about that and I'm intrigued. He
Speaker 4: he sort of slaps out of her, and in its
Speaker 4: situated he lost she lost the baby because of him.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. Someone wrote that also, someone was like, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna write you know what it's it's it's nineteen eighty three,
Speaker 4: we beating our wife.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is the same.
Speaker 4: The fact that I don't know about this is like
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Dude, comics are there's all sorts of manga type shaited him.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's that's ridiculous comics. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, what I'm saying is like the absurdity that people
Speaker 1: attribute to to manga, like it, it's there in comics too,
Speaker 1: like this absurd like fan fiction, like the author is
Speaker 1: barely disguised fetish type stuff.
Speaker 4: Right of course, that's just that's just how that's just
Speaker 4: how writing works in general. Yeah, like what's that?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 4: Miss Marvel Women? She has her own baby and dates it.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's you keep throwing her balls at.
Speaker 1: It's it's one of the because the thing I've wasted
Speaker 1: in is like a like a like there's it's like
Speaker 1: an anthology of like all these like ridiculous stories. One
Speaker 1: is the death throw fucking uh Tera. The other one
Speaker 1: is like Miss Marvel having a like getting impregnated and
Speaker 1: having a baby all within a day, and then the
Speaker 1: baby grows up and becomes the person who impregnated her
Speaker 1: with himsell some absurd ship. I think that's I don't know,
Speaker 1: I didn't look at it.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's the nature of comic because it's it's
Speaker 4: it's crazy because like people go back, right, you go
Speaker 4: back to earlier periods in comics, right, and then there's
Speaker 4: niggas like Chris Clamont, who's like, even by now standards,
Speaker 4: he's a fantastic comic writer. M And then there's like
Speaker 4: these other dudes that were just in the room that's like,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna write this, what.
Speaker 1: If bat Girl's pussy fell off and became a villain
Speaker 1: pussy bad.
Speaker 4: Guy State to Korea printed? Now, don't even workshop it
Speaker 4: what it's like, It's the thing is that idea is
Speaker 4: ripe off the tree. For me, Man of Steel feels
Speaker 4: weird because he's not even supermanish, you know, and there's
Speaker 4: nothing he's super about him. He's kind of just like
Speaker 4: in which way, what do you mean, he's like unbelievably
Speaker 4: Like when is when did we see him be nice
Speaker 4: once in that movie? When did he save people? Know,
Speaker 4: when did he do anything that was kind in that
Speaker 4: whole entire saving people other than save other than saving people?
Speaker 4: Because because I'm because because Batman saves people, how Jordan
Speaker 4: saves people? One woman saves people, but they're model.
Speaker 1: Doesn't even save you, Isn't that the big criticism on
Speaker 1: Superman is that he kind of doesn't even save people.
Speaker 1: He puts like a ship down people in danger. I
Speaker 1: mean he is in that fault reckless.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that that's what I like.
Speaker 5: That's one thing that I about being a especially new
Speaker 5: this is an origin story and being new and needing
Speaker 5: to sharpen his skills by being better.
Speaker 4: Sure, but it's but when is he kind? Like when
Speaker 4: does he show any features that people are like famous
Speaker 4: for ust moooved man being those kind of character traits,
Speaker 4: you know, because like you're if I'm if I'm watching
Speaker 4: a movie, we don't need him to be the exact
Speaker 4: same person that cornsweat is, you know, but some of
Speaker 4: the features that are a part of Superman should be there.
Speaker 4: He's never really kind throughout the movie. He's kind of
Speaker 4: just stoic, you know, trying to figure out, like our
Speaker 4: humans worth saving should I be intervening, you know, And
Speaker 4: that's not that there's anything wrong with that, but I
Speaker 4: think you have to have, like, for me, my thing
Speaker 4: about Raimi, right, I don't think Raimey does a very
Speaker 4: good job portraying Peter Parker as a character, but we
Speaker 4: know what he does. He portrays the rest of the
Speaker 4: cast amazingly, you know, like the Spider Man crazy and
Speaker 4: the Spider Man. I don't think he's really Peter Parker
Speaker 4: at all. It's kind of he's kind of very mono
Speaker 4: like minimal, and I think that's like he probably read
Speaker 4: comments that Peter Parker was like that. So it's fine,
Speaker 4: it's fine. That's like that that works, you know, that's
Speaker 4: a vision of Spider Man that works a lot. But
Speaker 4: Spider Man is more character than that. You know, he's
Speaker 4: more of a jokester. He had his own kind of
Speaker 4: like mentalities and inner thoughts that we don't kind of
Speaker 4: see in a movie. And that's like a okay, but
Speaker 4: but you have to have some of the acts of
Speaker 4: the character there. I think, other than being Superman he's
Speaker 4: not really Superman. Is that Cavil's fault. No, that Snyder
Speaker 4: being an edge lord that Clu didn't get puts it
Speaker 4: is even him? Did he because he did he write it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't think he did.
Speaker 1: That's kind of thing.
Speaker 4: I think people really directed it though, and that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can only direct. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think I think it's I think too many people don't
Speaker 1: really know the finer process of making movies. So like
Speaker 1: they look at like a director and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's his fault that the script is like this, and
Speaker 1: it's like, that's not really how that works. Sometimes it
Speaker 1: is its.
Speaker 4: It totally depends, right, and writers go hand in hand
Speaker 4: in the creation of the movie.
Speaker 1: Though not necessarily. A lot of directors, like a lot
Speaker 1: of directors just buy a script or like you know,
Speaker 1: it's auctioned off. They sometimes they don't even work on
Speaker 1: and they might rewrite it a little bit, but they
Speaker 1: still ultimately like, you know, you bought a script. You
Speaker 1: know you want this script.
Speaker 4: It is the right, like it is the person who
Speaker 4: wrote it, and that's the studio. The studio is right
Speaker 4: in the Studios right now ed Ones that write it
Speaker 4: in its issue.
Speaker 1: With man Stield for me was that like it felt like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is Batman again. They're trying to make this like
Speaker 1: dark and gritty and like, I don't I don't think
Speaker 1: it's ceu well right that like it was a way
Speaker 1: to separate themselves from Marvel at the time. But like
Speaker 1: to me, it just kind of struck me as like,
Speaker 1: all right, well, I don't know man, Like do I
Speaker 1: care about a Superman if he's just gonna be like
Speaker 1: quiet and weird the whole And then like that scene
Speaker 1: with fucking podcand where he's like.
Speaker 4: That scene is that is so sad, the craziest the
Speaker 4: hold so that I.
Speaker 1: Love this Tornado man. He's cool, We're friends.
Speaker 4: Chris Pratt did to the dinosaurs and a new Jurassic
Speaker 4: Park move, it was like dinosaur stop. I really I
Speaker 4: wasn't as bothered as a lot of people because people
Speaker 4: are are not thinking of it as being a dumb
Speaker 4: redneck that.
Speaker 5: You need to think like I'm serious, Well you know
Speaker 5: why I think dumb rednick that is just trying to
Speaker 5: protect his son.
Speaker 4: I like he would sacrifice himself easily.
Speaker 1: I agree with that. But I think the issue with that.
Speaker 1: I honestly think the issue with that is really just
Speaker 1: the they always cast people as Ma and Pa.
Speaker 4: Can They did a really good job in this You're right.
Speaker 1: Well, what I'm saying is like in the older ones,
Speaker 1: it's always like some person who's clearly not like it's
Speaker 1: a it's a world renowned actor that we've seen a
Speaker 1: million times. So it's just because like, you're not, I
Speaker 1: know you, like, can't I can't be distracted these people
Speaker 1: I've never seen in my fucking life. The one in
Speaker 1: the new movie, I'm like, you are.
Speaker 4: Just Yeah, they just got some people that movie.
Speaker 1: They just picked them off the street. I know they're actors.
Speaker 4: That scene was, dude, that ending scene made me so happy.
Speaker 4: Scene like that's that was a Swooperman scene, like whereas
Speaker 4: like that's a great like idea of the character. It's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm not I don't want to spoil for people that
Speaker 4: gonna watch the movie, but the closing scene of the
Speaker 4: movie where but not before the post credits, it was like,
Speaker 4: that's a beautiful scene, a good scene, Like that's really
Speaker 4: really really cute. You know what I like about everything
Speaker 4: involving the parents was just the parents just being parents
Speaker 4: to him, not understanding what he is, and it's like
Speaker 4: they're just they're just trying to help.
Speaker 1: You know. I like about the this New one is
Speaker 1: that like I feel like everything is everything is set
Speaker 1: up up and paid off. Yeah, like everything, And that
Speaker 1: kind of surprised me because I was like, this is
Speaker 1: this is an unusual amount of like because even the dog.
Speaker 1: I was like I remember thinking like, oh, this dog
Speaker 1: is gonna be like annoying or like or he's either
Speaker 1: gonna be annoying or the dog is like not really
Speaker 1: gonna play a part in the movie at all. And
Speaker 1: he's like there for toys or whatever. But he's like
Speaker 1: mega important kind of like the weirdly the whole time
Speaker 1: he's like a driving, driving force everything. Actually it's kind
Speaker 1: of wild. He's important.
Speaker 5: But also there's a lot of things that he did
Speaker 5: that they left the dog.
Speaker 4: They made the dog do it, and ne didn't have to.
Speaker 5: Superman could have did some stuff himself, but they made
Speaker 5: the dog do it because it felt better.
Speaker 4: Like I get it. Yeah, it was one of like
Speaker 4: it was one of those things like I get it.
Speaker 1: Really, Yes, they're really can only think of one part.
Speaker 5: I can think of it. I can think of a
Speaker 5: few things.
Speaker 4: I think there's maybe one part, but I think I
Speaker 4: think every part that the dog was in he was useful.
Speaker 4: Be Like, I think there's one part where like I
Speaker 4: guess it was coming along it was like, well you
Speaker 4: do that, I guess because you're you're coming along with us,
Speaker 4: you know. But I think I think they used crypto
Speaker 4: very well, like using it like an animal in a movie.
Speaker 4: I think he was like the best problem.
Speaker 5: In the movie at all, especially when you again, when
Speaker 5: you keep doing when you keep rebooting stuff like try
Speaker 5: something different, and so I.
Speaker 4: Think there adding yeah, new stuff.
Speaker 5: The only thing I was thinking of is I feel
Speaker 5: bad for people that don't know funk all about Superman
Speaker 5: because this is like you were just dropped in the
Speaker 5: middle of a ten episode series and you're like, I
Speaker 5: don't know what.
Speaker 4: The what this ice thing? What the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: What is this the force of Solitude?
Speaker 1: Like when they built that, by the way, oh they
Speaker 1: made like what's in a practical set?
Speaker 4: What do you what do you mean they built this? Like, oh,
Speaker 4: you mean like when they're actually on the Yeah, when
Speaker 4: they're in it, not the thing that right, Well, they
Speaker 4: coming in and out of the ground, like the an
Speaker 4: asshole money on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was I would figure like you would
Speaker 1: just see G everything right quite frankly, you would probably
Speaker 1: even see G fucking the people. Why not at this
Speaker 1: point I have an AI generated Superman movie. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what you mean, I think, but it was fun.
Speaker 4: You have to if you the thing is, it's hard,
Speaker 4: like think about it from if you have no idea,
Speaker 4: Like you know, I've heard all about Superman. I know
Speaker 4: Superman is, but I don't know anything about Superman. It's
Speaker 4: hard to live in a world where you don't know
Speaker 4: that forces of solitude without understanding like I need especially
Speaker 4: this this job. This doesn't one thing that I criticized
Speaker 4: alast superhero, Like why is every fucking superhero goddamn genius
Speaker 4: for the most part stupid? That annoys the funk out
Speaker 4: of me.
Speaker 5: So it's like one of those things where I feel
Speaker 5: like a lot of times it's unnecessary to make so
Speaker 5: many of them geniuses, And okay, you have to assume
Speaker 5: that by this thing existing, you know, but like also
Speaker 5: there's just a lot because like.
Speaker 4: You know, you didn't build the fortress, but it's like
Speaker 4: even maintaining it well he has robots to do that,
Speaker 4: so all that is Kryptonian bullshit, but it's still stupid.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's there's a lot. There's a lot to
Speaker 4: soak in if you're beginning thrown in.
Speaker 1: It is a lot like when I first when I
Speaker 1: saw it, it was like the first thirty the first
Speaker 1: I think twenty minutes, I was like, whoa, they're really
Speaker 1: throwing you into the defend listen. And then like after it,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, I kind of summ. That's
Speaker 1: the thing that kind of blew my mind about is
Speaker 1: because I don't know any of this ship, you know,
Speaker 1: and I don't know anything about the Superman robots or
Speaker 1: fucking and the Enginet. I don't know any of these
Speaker 1: any of this, And somehow, like by the end of it,
Speaker 1: I was like I kind of understood it, Like I
Speaker 1: didn't get lost at all, which to which to me
Speaker 1: is you're not stupid insane, You're not stupid. No, But
Speaker 1: like it's it's that's a lot for a movie to do,
Speaker 1: Like Spider Man three was a lot to juggle for
Speaker 1: like a direct or, a director and a writing team.
Speaker 1: So to me, like this is full. The only thing
Speaker 1: that I think I wanted more information on that. I
Speaker 1: still don't quite understand.
Speaker 4: Is that.
Speaker 1: Look spoilers from here on, Like just let's just we're
Speaker 1: not gonna spoil everything, but like just understand you tread lightly. Okay,
Speaker 1: skip to the questions if you want. Lex has like
Speaker 1: a demon operating his fucking gondola or whatever in the
Speaker 1: fucking pocket universe.
Speaker 4: What the fuck is that? It's like a.
Speaker 1: Faceless, like leather faced guy with like do you see
Speaker 1: that he had? He called him something, he called him
Speaker 1: mister handsome, Like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: That's the only thing?
Speaker 4: How how is that out of more when he could
Speaker 4: be hit black nose together and created a pocket I'm
Speaker 4: not saying how many people were dude.
Speaker 1: The fact that that place was full, I.
Speaker 4: Was like, I'm not saying that's so many citizens.
Speaker 1: I'm totally I'm totally willing to go with Like, sure,
Speaker 1: he's a genius. He could make a pocket universe. That's insane,
Speaker 1: but whatever, it's a superman. I'm I'm totally I'm I'm
Speaker 1: buying it. It's fine. But like I it's not so
Speaker 1: much that it didn't make sense to me. It's just
Speaker 1: more like that's an objectively very almost honestly, it was
Speaker 1: the most interesting thing to me in the entire movie
Speaker 1: was that he had this like leather faced demon operating
Speaker 1: a gondola in a pocket dimension and there's no explanation.
Speaker 1: There's not even like a passing remark of like who
Speaker 1: he is or why he is or anything.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I want to know about this guy?
Speaker 4: Is he from the comics? I looked it up.
Speaker 1: I can't find anything, So now I'm extra interested. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the who is this? Who is mister?
Speaker 4: Answer? It might be?
Speaker 1: It was driving me crazy. Spot you guys saw that
Speaker 1: thing though, right, a slender man, and he's like barely shown.
Speaker 1: He's like there's maybe like an ironically seven seconds of
Speaker 1: footage of him in the movie.
Speaker 4: There might be a little borer. There's also I think
Speaker 4: I think there's probably less. Yeah, body rides like a
Speaker 4: couple of times.
Speaker 1: He rides a couple of times, there's a full there's
Speaker 1: a wide shot where he's like kind of visible, but
Speaker 1: it's like, you know.
Speaker 4: But for me, the scene that took me out of
Speaker 4: it was like maybe it was like this is insane
Speaker 4: with the monkeys. That seems so ridiculous, so crazy.
Speaker 1: I liked it because I liked it because it was
Speaker 1: it was the second that happens, You're like, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be this is ridiculous, and it's fine because, like
Speaker 1: to me, I'm thinking a lot of the time, like
Speaker 1: as I'm watching it, it's like this is not grounded
Speaker 1: at all, and I'm totally about that. I'm kind of
Speaker 1: bored with grounded stuff anyway. It's like whatever, that's fine,
Speaker 1: I'm into it because there's tons of problem there's a
Speaker 1: there's actually a lot of problems that I would have
Speaker 1: with it if I was thinking of it from like
Speaker 1: a grounded perspective, like the whole like the whole system
Speaker 1: that he comes up with to fight Superman as Ultraman
Speaker 1: or whatever, where he's like, oh, I'm gonna memorize like
Speaker 1: a million martial arts moves and then give them a
Speaker 1: code name and then teach it to this guy and
Speaker 1: then scream them out at him and then he'll do
Speaker 1: them where he's like B three one six or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like he's not smart enough to just like make
Speaker 1: a computer do this, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: kind of if you're thinking of it from that perspective
Speaker 1: of like a grounded, like why would you be smart
Speaker 1: enough to memorize all these things but not smart enough.
Speaker 4: To build something better than the computer? Well, well the
Speaker 4: way that's well, yeah, that's what I thought of it.
Speaker 1: I thought of it as like I want to showboat
Speaker 1: and I want to also I want to be responsible.
Speaker 1: I want to Superman, I want to play the video game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to make a thing do it.
Speaker 4: So I respect it.
Speaker 1: It's absurd, but it's comic y, it's and I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what, it felt like. It felt
Speaker 1: like a Saturday morning. It felt like the animated series.
Speaker 4: It felt like and I was like, I like this,
Speaker 4: this is like refreshing, this is like a cool tone.
Speaker 4: That's what it was.
Speaker 1: It that, yeah was.
Speaker 5: It was very clear, especially even with the with the score.
Speaker 5: It gives you the nostalgia from the old one, which
Speaker 5: was a lot more.
Speaker 4: Lighthearted.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and so it's like I'm complete, even though I,
Speaker 5: you know, said like I personally like Man of Steel
Speaker 5: and like that's I I really like that movie. I
Speaker 5: wouldn't want them to make Man of Steel too, you
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I already had that movie that's kind of how I
Speaker 1: feel about The Batman. Honestly, like I like the Batman,
Speaker 1: but like looking forward to the second one, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't love that movie so much. It's crazy, really,
Speaker 4: I love that The new one, the Newest One.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that movie. It.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he, I think he, I think he.
Speaker 4: I think he's the best Batman we've had. I think
Speaker 4: as a person portraying a character the character from the comics.
Speaker 1: Means yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Of course, obviously Arkham Batman is the best Batman ever, because.
Speaker 1: Clearly Lego Batman will learn that he's great too. Though
Speaker 1: I haven't actually seen that movie.
Speaker 4: Great too. It's actually really good movie. Actually it's really fun.
Speaker 4: It's a really fun movie.
Speaker 5: But I was really because I was like, I don't
Speaker 5: want to see the ship. My my buddy was like,
Speaker 5: let's go see it, and I was, I don't to
Speaker 5: see this ship. It was actually really fun, really fun. Yeah,
Speaker 5: probably check. I like the Lego movie, and he's kind
Speaker 5: of in that he shows up for.
Speaker 4: A bit of complaint and he leaves, and I think,
Speaker 4: I think, like when it comes to as far as
Speaker 4: life actually might be right, I think he's the best one.
Speaker 4: I think you're probably like none. I think he's the
Speaker 4: best one. I think a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Only like an affleck but like, I don't think he's given.
Speaker 4: And I don't know why they like Ben. I love
Speaker 4: Benefic as an actor and as a person. Yeah, it's stupid.
Speaker 4: It goes on so fucking long. It's like, dude, and
Speaker 4: to me, while it's not, it's one and done for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't need more of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I appre it is wild. How much should
Speaker 4: they cut out of that movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: They cut They cut a whole movie out of that
Speaker 4: it is it isn't And how much they rewrote? There's
Speaker 4: so many rights. Are Josh Whedon.
Speaker 1: Egregious dude, It's amazing that he ever had a career. Really,
Speaker 1: Like I honestly, I like Firefly quite good. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Firefly was like the right team and he was working
Speaker 1: with a good cast and presumably other writers because like
Speaker 1: no man, like.
Speaker 4: There's no Firefly. He made Buffy, right, I didn't watch.
Speaker 5: That was his name before like anything, like because a
Speaker 5: good show, but like I never watched it.
Speaker 4: He's he's a huge I love Buffy. I love Buffy,
Speaker 4: but I watched you watch it? With your sisters.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 5: It's basically just like anything that's like even I just
Speaker 5: don't watch it. Uh So Cabin in the Woods was fun,
Speaker 5: super fun. Yeah, Okay, I like them a lot. I
Speaker 5: like that movie a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But then he I think just because of Avengers, which
Speaker 5: he's not responsible for it, at least not in my opinion,
Speaker 5: but that was like, oh, he can handle this. So
Speaker 5: then when you saw what he did to Justice League
Speaker 5: or anything, I was just like, I think there was
Speaker 5: a he got lucky with Avengers.
Speaker 4: It was just there. It was set up.
Speaker 5: I feel like it was gonna do well regardless, just
Speaker 5: because all these superhero I probably could have been better,
Speaker 5: because it's not one of those movies.
Speaker 4: You want to really go back and watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So but just with the coming together for the first time,
Speaker 4: it was gonna be hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You could have had anybody directly. You could have
Speaker 1: had fucking David Lynch direct that and make it completely
Speaker 1: fucking insane.
Speaker 5: Okay, see now you see that's alter nightmare setting. Like
Speaker 5: if you're saying I need to make a cohesive movie
Speaker 5: about superheroes and David Lynch, go.
Speaker 1: I want iron Man to Dream.
Speaker 4: You're like David. David Lynch makes a Spider Man movie,
Speaker 4: and Spider Man never puts his suit on. It's just
Speaker 4: a process of him trying to put his suit on,
Speaker 4: but dealing with like several panic at that and dreamed
Speaker 4: and Spider with pajamas on.
Speaker 1: I love David Lynch, but like that would be crazy.
Speaker 4: I mean he was.
Speaker 1: Gonna, he was gonna he was gonna direct fucking what
Speaker 1: is it? Uh, that Star Wars movie, the third one,
Speaker 1: the episode three? Yeah no, not episode three? Sorry no no? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 4: That would have been.
Speaker 1: George Lucas was like, I want George Lucas was like,
Speaker 1: I want you to direct. He invited him over. He's like,
Speaker 1: I want you to direct this, and he was you
Speaker 1: don't know the story where he's like George Lucas invited
Speaker 1: him over to his house or something and because he
Speaker 1: wanted to talk to him about directing it, because gege
Speaker 1: Lucas didn't want to direct it and he wanted was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want you to do it because you're he loved
Speaker 1: David Lynch or whatever. And he took him out to
Speaker 1: like he drove him around like to get food in
Speaker 1: his ridiculous car it's like insane, like I'm Star Wars money,
Speaker 1: Fuck you money car And he was trying to explain
Speaker 1: E walks to him, and David Lynch was like, it
Speaker 1: was a nightmare.
Speaker 4: I didn't understand a lick of what he was saying.
Speaker 4: That is crazy for David David Lynch. He so disrespected David,
Speaker 4: just like, oh, they're like tiny little bear people in
Speaker 4: their own siety. He said, it's weird you ever like
Speaker 4: had a dream that didn't stop. It was like, dude,
Speaker 4: shut the shut up.
Speaker 1: Well he was like, he was like, I didn't understand.
Speaker 1: I didn't. He was trying. He showed me a drawing
Speaker 1: and it scared me. I had nightmares for weeks. That's
Speaker 1: crazy crazy.
Speaker 4: I love Twin Peaks. Season two is such a fucking
Speaker 4: insane situation of a show. I'm like, what is.
Speaker 1: That's not his fault, though, technically I season two of
Speaker 1: Twin Peaks was the network being like, we have a
Speaker 1: we have to answer the fucking question that he's set
Speaker 1: up in one. No, but like, the whole point of
Speaker 1: the show is the mystery, Like you're the whole point
Speaker 1: was that you're never gonna find out. And then so
Speaker 1: he was like well that's the driving and so they
Speaker 1: solve it in like the first three episodes, and then
Speaker 1: the rest of the show is like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: this guy has amnesia or something like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Crazy, that's what happened with the I guess so I
Speaker 4: didn't good fucking show.
Speaker 1: I've heard great things about it. First season is great.
Speaker 1: The second season is interesting.
Speaker 5: I heard I've heard it, and I heard when it
Speaker 5: when it came back, people were like, holy shit, I remember.
Speaker 1: Like it's very much a parody of like soap operas.
Speaker 1: It's very much like Gotcha. It's not like a tongue
Speaker 1: in cheek like scary movie parody, but it's like clearly
Speaker 1: like trying to I.
Speaker 4: Know, there's a band full of Simpsons references from Twin Peaks,
Speaker 4: Like basically, whenever something was insane, I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 4: think this is Twin Peaks kind of a thing.
Speaker 1: That's so funny.
Speaker 5: There's a couple of things where I'm like, okay, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: So I never got around to it. But there's this
Speaker 5: show that's out right now. Damn, I can't remember that
Speaker 5: chick's name.
Speaker 1: She was.
Speaker 4: She was in a fun she was an American pie Uh,
Speaker 4: it's damn it. It's like A. I think it's like A.
Speaker 4: She's the one that she has curly hair and she
Speaker 4: was like kind of mundane. I don't know, man, fuck
Speaker 4: she's in a show right now that I think it
Speaker 4: has to do with A. It's like a gambling term.
Speaker 4: God damn it. The only reason I'm bringing it up
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: Is because Gambit. Is that a movie Vegas?
Speaker 4: Not that one? Fun I'm I'm retarded.
Speaker 5: A Peacock show anyway, it's on Peacock.
Speaker 4: There's somebody knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Season two is coming to Peacock soon.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I can't believe that got Axel Axles in it.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to see it.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see that stupid fucking designed live
Speaker 1: action dude, how did they show? Yeah, there's there's clip.
Speaker 4: There's at least.
Speaker 1: Like there's at least like a three second shot in
Speaker 1: the trailer of like Axel, Like A look good? I
Speaker 1: mean no, Like I don't know the answer to that question,
Speaker 1: because yes, it looks like Axel, but no, but of
Speaker 1: course it doesn't look good.
Speaker 4: It looks stupid.
Speaker 1: But I'm so excited for it, Like like I didn't
Speaker 1: give a shit about the first thas that I didn't
Speaker 1: watch it, but uh, knowing that Axel's gonna be there,
Speaker 1: it is exciting. But yeah, so what the fuck were
Speaker 1: we talking about before I even super Man?
Speaker 4: Is this? That is?
Speaker 1: So? I don't know if that's the clip exactly, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's definitely like that's a set photo, I think.
Speaker 1: But the clip is hilarious. I don't think you'll be
Speaker 1: able to look it up on your own though. That's
Speaker 1: like a three second clip. Maybe maximally you'd have to
Speaker 1: skim through the trailer. It's so absurd, but.
Speaker 4: It's I mean, it looks it looks like how you
Speaker 4: would imagine AXL. Again, that's fucking big wheel right there? Man,
Speaker 4: that big wheel.
Speaker 1: Good. That's a good shot. God man, God blessed. Such
Speaker 1: a fucking ridiculous concept. How can I make a car
Speaker 1: but most dangerous, the most dangerous car?
Speaker 4: Way to have a car.
Speaker 1: I know, it's like get ripped, like the wind is
Speaker 1: in your getting hit with bugs?
Speaker 4: What did he get ripped apart? Like what the wheels
Speaker 4: veered too much? He would just get ripped into two pieces.
Speaker 4: I don't think about it unless he has the strongest
Speaker 4: sockets on his body.
Speaker 1: Well, he is the axle. You have to remember he
Speaker 1: is the.
Speaker 5: Axle, and the axle is completely exposed.
Speaker 4: If he goes over a bump, all that pasture is
Speaker 4: going right into his mid take. You can't think of it.
Speaker 1: This is that's it's clearly Superman, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: it's clearly like whatever, he can make a pocket Universe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it's fine. It's fine that he's an axle man. Yeah. Whatever.
Speaker 4: There's questions.
Speaker 1: But by the way, again, if you've we haven't spoiled anything.
Speaker 1: But I do want to one actual spoiler here for Superman.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you heads up five four three two one
Speaker 1: wild That hot girl just kills Benjamin Yahoo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was yea.
Speaker 1: I saw that.
Speaker 4: I was like, yo, yeah, that is crazy. He's like, oh,
Speaker 4: you won't kill me, and she's like.
Speaker 1: I'm not Superman, like Isabellahmer said. And that's why the
Speaker 1: shot it was good to the match cut of like
Speaker 1: the the Seltzer coming into the drink when he hits
Speaker 1: the ground Man.
Speaker 4: You can really appreciate her in Justice League and then
Speaker 4: Justice League. Oh Hawk Girl, Yeah, the same, it's not
Speaker 4: the same. Hot girl though they're they're always there.
Speaker 1: I think he's just talking about the character in general.
Speaker 4: Character. Yeah, we don't. It's not like if I said
Speaker 4: Flash it doesn't matter of the time about Barry on
Speaker 4: the Wally West it matters.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm sure, I'm I might one. Are they
Speaker 1: connected or are they sequel series? Like what's the like Justice?
Speaker 1: Are they sequel series like Justice justicing on them?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so it's like Batman the anime series and
Speaker 1: the New Adventures of Batman or whatever. Yeah, but they
Speaker 1: but these where the arts style changes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but but they also if it's like a direct
Speaker 5: follow up, like it's not like it wasn't like, oh.
Speaker 1: It's Justice League ship who didn't basically yeah okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's super I guess.
Speaker 5: And this is interesting around that time, that was when
Speaker 5: when when John Stewart became the favorite Green Lantern, you know,
Speaker 5: because like it was always like, oh, how Jordan's default,
Speaker 5: and then people like they would do voting and stuff
Speaker 5: online and ship and they're like, yeah, fucking John Stewart.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 5: It just was good enough that the dynamic was good.
Speaker 5: Fucking Phil Lamar, he's a good classic goaded I was.
Speaker 4: Ship out of fucking hot girl. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 4: damn hot girl.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of a little mixed race baby too. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan of that
Speaker 1: that crew. Mister terrific. And he was.
Speaker 4: So good in the movie. God damn it. This is
Speaker 4: a good cool Yeah he was.
Speaker 1: He was any good. I loved. I love Nathan Fillion.
Speaker 1: I'm always gonna love Nathan Fillions. I was like, you, guys,
Speaker 1: a green lantern who's a dickhead is cool.
Speaker 4: It makes me sad because I wish it should have
Speaker 4: been him instead of Reynolds. It should have been him
Speaker 4: instead of Reynolds. But the problem is that he's told
Speaker 4: I'm happy. I'm happy that it was him playing Guy
Speaker 4: more than How. I feel like he embodies Guy better
Speaker 4: than How. But he could have easily been what he
Speaker 4: could have been House Stewart.
Speaker 1: Jan Nathan Fillian's very likable, and if you're gonna have
Speaker 1: a character that is a jerk, it's good to have
Speaker 1: somebody like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was a twat, he was a I love it.
Speaker 4: I love how all these things are just fingers. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's it's one of those things. Though it's like it
Speaker 4: it again.
Speaker 5: If you don't know it, you can't appreciate what Hawk
Speaker 5: Girl did if you don't really know who those people
Speaker 5: are and that all they do is kill people like
Speaker 5: that is that is what they do. They people up,
Speaker 5: and so like if you don't know, like that's why
Speaker 5: it's like it does drop.
Speaker 1: You into satisfactory. But you know what it reminded me of.
Speaker 1: It reminded me of like Star Wars literally, like like
Speaker 1: how that that first movie begins with like here's a
Speaker 1: bunch of fucking lore whatever, and then like and then
Speaker 1: you're just kind of and you're just kind of expected, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: people are doing things.
Speaker 4: Oh, these guys were beefing for a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Fears of Warriors in the in the in
Speaker 1: the universe, Jerry, y'all know, y'all know how much I
Speaker 1: love that franchise, and y'all just be sitting on it
Speaker 1: my face all, look, I get it right.
Speaker 4: It's fucking fifty years.
Speaker 1: Its like a fencing class at a senior center.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 4: It's comically, but it's really not good face and the ganxy.
Speaker 1: Now and then the camera cuts.
Speaker 4: It just bothers me.
Speaker 5: Because in the seventies, so kung fu movies, even like
Speaker 5: a regular even the movie like The Warriors, there's just
Speaker 5: better action.
Speaker 4: There's action was already picking up. So it was just weird.
Speaker 4: It was just weird. My god, oh this fucking the
Speaker 4: New York guy like, oh oh, what a weird fantasy
Speaker 4: version of New York. This is gay, no war Warrior,
Speaker 4: he is insane. It was just that it was just missing,
Speaker 4: you know, all the good It was just New York.
Speaker 4: If the sixties kept going, that's cool. If you didn't,
Speaker 4: if they didn't derail the problems fantasy. I love I
Speaker 4: love that movie. I'm not shitting on it. I'm just
Speaker 4: like like, oh, brother, because I'm like, you're just thinking
Speaker 4: he's like that we're talking about start exactly.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying in the seventies the action was
Speaker 5: already picking up. I'm just be I can't even think
Speaker 5: of a better word, not flabbering, something better than that.
Speaker 4: The problem is that, oh shitty that The problem is
Speaker 4: that all the money went into creating the tiny fucking
Speaker 4: stuff of the ships. I've seen kids fight better. That's
Speaker 4: what I understand. I understand. But also the guy that
Speaker 4: had that Vader suit On clearly wasn't okay. That was
Speaker 4: his real breathing, Like that was his real breathing.
Speaker 1: That wasn't in the script. It was. It was just
Speaker 1: like I like, I like how this is coming across.
Speaker 1: This guy's dying and this apparatus. He's like actor, actor,
Speaker 1: this is this is an this is an inspired choice.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna pay you more inspired. What you're making
Speaker 4: is a really inspired choice. I'd like you to keep
Speaker 4: doing it.
Speaker 1: And he's in the mask like he's actually screaming for help,
Speaker 1: but it's not coming through, and.
Speaker 4: Fucking Obi Wan is concerned.
Speaker 5: That's why he's like petrified, like I think I'm fighting
Speaker 5: a dead man and he's dying.
Speaker 4: This is a cadver.
Speaker 1: He needs help.
Speaker 4: And he's just like, no, come on, Jorry, I'm gotcha.
Speaker 4: We're only doing one take.
Speaker 1: We gotta go if you if you fix it, if
Speaker 1: you help him, it'll ruin the shot we have if
Speaker 1: you help him.
Speaker 4: He gets out that suing He's like, I really don't
Speaker 4: know if I can go back and do this. Don't
Speaker 4: be a fucking bitch. I'm like, screw the help, you know,
Speaker 4: like the little part right there, like he's screaming. But
Speaker 4: it's dude, I love the look. I love that movie
Speaker 4: with all my heart. I love I love the Star
Speaker 4: Wars movies all my heart. I'm definitely way more connected
Speaker 4: to the prequels than I am to the original trilogy.
Speaker 4: Original Trilogy is it is what it is. Episode five
Speaker 4: one of the best movies ever. Episode four change sci
Speaker 4: fi forever. It's never gonna be the same without that movie. Sure,
Speaker 4: Episode six whatever has really cool parts in it.
Speaker 5: They've had a cold fighting seen at the ends kind
Speaker 5: of cool.
Speaker 4: Set's cool. I like, you know, it's very dark, it's
Speaker 4: lit well.
Speaker 1: It pays everything off.
Speaker 4: It's fine. But I just I think those movies.
Speaker 1: It's the return of the whatever the call. I always
Speaker 1: get it confused because I remember that scene in BioShock
Speaker 1: where they show it well.
Speaker 4: It's just what it just boils or blood.
Speaker 1: No, it's just like because I have such a low
Speaker 1: affiliation or association with those movies, but I have a
Speaker 1: high affiliation with BioShock. And in BioShock Infinite, they're like
Speaker 1: opening the portals into different realities and there's one where
Speaker 1: it's like the opening night of Revenge of the Jedi,
Speaker 1: because that was the original working title, and like the
Speaker 1: idea is like, oh, that's like a different plane or whatever.
Speaker 1: But so that's the only association I have with Avenge.
Speaker 1: So I always think Revenge of the Jedi. I see
Speaker 1: and then they and then they use it again. It
Speaker 1: was like a Revenge of the Sith, and so it
Speaker 1: fucks me up always, but I love that movie.
Speaker 4: Man. I think the movies are so special. But they
Speaker 4: open with like these like lord dumps. Basically, like they
Speaker 4: open with like fucking.
Speaker 1: Everybody's running. They're running and they're in space and shit's
Speaker 1: crazy and it's like paragraphs actually, like straight up like
Speaker 1: long ass paragraphs, and then the movie starts and you're
Speaker 1: just like deal with it. And that's kind of how
Speaker 1: this movie is. It's not really that crazy because it's
Speaker 1: like they do it. They set it up kind of
Speaker 1: nice with the three three hundred and three centuries, three decades,
Speaker 1: three years, three minutes. It's kind of nice. It's succinct.
Speaker 1: It gives you a lot in a little but like
Speaker 1: it is kind of like WHOA. Remember when I first
Speaker 1: saw it, I was like, no, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like this. And then and then it kind
Speaker 1: of turned around kind of pretty immediately, yeah, which is nice,
Speaker 1: but it.
Speaker 4: Is it's a it's a fun movie. It's a fun movie.
Speaker 4: I'm happy for Superman fans finally eating Man. It's been
Speaker 4: a while, you guys have had a rough go.
Speaker 1: Really, to put this into perspective, my entire lifetime has
Speaker 1: gone by without a good Superman movie, like like a
Speaker 1: like an authentically like.
Speaker 5: Propably one that people are like, I would saymously unanimously
Speaker 5: happy with, because even like somebody like me that you know, prefers,
Speaker 5: I still, like I said, heavy biased.
Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of like Man of Steel. I
Speaker 1: just don't think it's a very It's kind of the
Speaker 1: same way that I like like Halo five to me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like this is a damn
Speaker 1: good video game.
Speaker 4: He's not I don't hate Man Steel at all at all.
Speaker 4: He's very not spied not he's not inspiring to you
Speaker 4: and stuff like that, and it's like that's the point
Speaker 4: of this character for me, But it's not.
Speaker 10: Yea.
Speaker 4: I also just like Cavil a lot. I really like
Speaker 4: Henry cavi I like, like, I think Henry Cavill could
Speaker 4: have easily done this role as well. Too good. But
Speaker 4: the problem is that he's just not he's old. Now
Speaker 4: he's older. Now do you think he can do? You
Speaker 4: think he can do?
Speaker 1: I don't think he could have.
Speaker 4: Actually, he doesn't look that old, especially with camera magic.
Speaker 4: Like that's true. But he fucking dude, the problem is
Speaker 4: that he can't get that kind of mass on the
Speaker 4: problem Uh fucking short scientology guy Tom Cruise. He looks
Speaker 4: looks like Clay. He looks like he looks.
Speaker 1: He's playing Clay Face in that movie.
Speaker 4: He looks, he looks, he looks rough. Now, man, fucking yeah,
Speaker 4: he was superld.
Speaker 1: He's sixty one. He's super fucking old. He's a life
Speaker 1: of just stress and seeking out stress. But oh, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dive from a plane fifteen times in a row
Speaker 1: to get this shot right.
Speaker 5: He's an idiot, but like, hey, he plays the significantly
Speaker 5: younger characters. What I'm saying, I feel like I'm I'm
Speaker 5: you know, I just first of all, I feel bad
Speaker 5: for Cable because I just feel like that's he just got.
Speaker 4: Screwed over by fucking Warner Brothers. Really Warner Brothers Snyder
Speaker 4: being like, we need you to like be sure the
Speaker 4: Rock really fucked him over to the Rock shot. Really
Speaker 4: I would.
Speaker 5: I would definitely The Rock and Warner Brothers, because I'm
Speaker 5: sure Warner Brothers would have probably tried to do something
Speaker 5: for Yeah the Rock more than If the Rock.
Speaker 4: Yeah fuck the Rock. Ass Man. I thought he was
Speaker 4: gonna come back. I was like, oh, this is really cool,
Speaker 4: and then it's like, oh no, never mind. Like a
Speaker 4: weeks later, it's like no, Son is like, hey man, sorry, yeah,
Speaker 4: we're not doing this. Man, it sucks. I mean, you know,
Speaker 4: it is what it is. Though it's hey, Superman, people
Speaker 4: are fine. Hopefully you guys get a good sequel.
Speaker 5: It doesn't seem like Superman supposed to in this universe
Speaker 5: that we live in, supposed to have good, steady stuff
Speaker 5: on live action.
Speaker 4: So I feel like something bad is gonna happen. I
Speaker 4: don't want to have a Superman movie, though, I want
Speaker 4: him to be a point in the rest of the movies.
Speaker 4: Like I that's.
Speaker 1: Kind of what they're setting it up. I don't because
Speaker 1: the next thing is what is Clay Facer is a
Speaker 1: horror movie, which is that's fucking cool.
Speaker 4: Is really interesting they're doing. They're doing different archetypes of movies,
Speaker 4: and I think that is a fucking thing. That Marvel
Speaker 4: just missed the bucket on entirely. Yeah, not everything, every
Speaker 4: movie movie, every single movie. They feel they got a
Speaker 4: little bit from that first and it's like all the same,
Speaker 4: you know what happened fucking uh gun.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's it's not his fault. It's like he
Speaker 1: made the Guardian's movies and they were really good, and
Speaker 1: then everybody was like, let's do that, and then but
Speaker 1: they don't know how to do it. They don't know,
Speaker 1: like they're not there, not equipped.
Speaker 4: They shouldn't do that. There's a problem. They just shouldn't
Speaker 4: be doing it.
Speaker 1: Doing it for everybody. But it's you know, you know
Speaker 1: how it works, Yeah, exactly, that's successful.
Speaker 4: The reason why the reason why I Winter Soldier works
Speaker 4: is because Win a Soldier is a different kind of movie.
Speaker 4: It's a spy filler movie. The Skin does a captain
Speaker 4: American movie that works.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it doesn't need to be every movie
Speaker 4: doesn't need to be, but they're doing that together. It's
Speaker 4: kind how I feel about Man of Steel, to be honest. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's about.
Speaker 1: I think I think because I think he said even that,
Speaker 1: like we'd love to have I wonder if Henry will
Speaker 1: come back as like a like Bizarro or something or
Speaker 1: like or like.
Speaker 4: Already have already though maybe that'd be cool he came back,
Speaker 4: that'd be dope. And he's being a piss on of
Speaker 4: courts with that.
Speaker 1: Really anybody like I think I could I could see
Speaker 1: him playing like a lot of people.
Speaker 4: You should have been Jimmy Olsen. They fucked up.
Speaker 1: Oh Man, I don't know he's he looks Harry Kevil
Speaker 1: looks like an absolute Batman next to everybody.
Speaker 4: I can't understand how I'm getting so much pussy by
Speaker 4: the way I'm reading it. It's amazing. Absolute Batman looks.
Speaker 4: It's amazing you're actually reading it. Absolute Batman is the best.
Speaker 4: It looks so stupid. Comic book run in maybe like
Speaker 4: ten years. It looks so dumb today. Derek like jokers
Speaker 4: wearing babies. You're hooking me man, Dere Derek, Derek, Derek,
Speaker 4: I'm Derek. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding what I
Speaker 4: tell you. That's Derek. I'm not kidding. I tell you this.
Speaker 4: It is literally phenomenal. The Absolute Universe is the absolute
Speaker 4: in the Ultimate Universe are so good. I'm so sad
Speaker 4: they're gonna touch the main universes of comics like. It
Speaker 4: makes me like I wake up at night upset that
Speaker 4: that's gonna happen. Is it as good as you? Me
Speaker 4: and dupree? How do I explain it? Absolutely the ultimate
Speaker 4: Spider Man comic line right now? Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't touch base with that. I can't touch base
Speaker 4: with that. Is that a movie?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: Yes, of course it's me. It's with his name, wow,
Speaker 4: and yeah that's what that is?
Speaker 1: Like, remember, I just remember the name. And I just
Speaker 1: felt like, like, why I only watch a movie if
Speaker 1: it's as good as you many films.
Speaker 4: Man, it's like six eight four hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Owen Wilson as Batman would be amazing.
Speaker 4: That would be different. But I would watch it joke
Speaker 4: or joke. Wow, he's so dude, he's so a battering
Speaker 4: all of the main villains in a university. And then
Speaker 4: Vince Vaughan is there. Vit Von's jokes always there. I
Speaker 4: can't stand him. I like him because I'm a joker.
Speaker 4: I guess I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't. To me, he doesn't act. He's just He's
Speaker 4: just him. He's just.
Speaker 1: The thing that bothers me about him, is like, and
Speaker 1: I really didn't have a problem with him until he
Speaker 1: was on Kurby Enthusiasm because when he was on Curby Enthusiasm,
Speaker 1: he plays a character who's not him, which is very
Speaker 1: distracting because every celebrity on that show plays like a heightened,
Speaker 1: like satirical version of themselves. But then Vince Vaughan is
Speaker 1: there and he's like, it's me Marty Funkauser, and it's like,
Speaker 1: you're Vince Vaughn. What you is it? Because this implies
Speaker 1: that this is like a cinematic universe now where like
Speaker 1: Vince Vaughn doesn't exist, but his movies are real. I
Speaker 1: don't it's dumb. It's a really pissed me.
Speaker 4: Off Immediately, it sounds like something that Vince Vaughan would do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me come in here and that let me
Speaker 1: come in here and ruin your show real quick.
Speaker 4: I know he begged for that. He begged for it
Speaker 4: to be the way it is.
Speaker 1: I do want to be friends with you, please, He's that's.
Speaker 4: Right, read absolute Batman.
Speaker 5: Well, my stupid fucking friend that owns a comic shop
Speaker 5: actually like termed me well because I asked him, was like,
Speaker 5: hey man, you're gonna read Absolute Batman. He's like, I
Speaker 5: don't give fuck, and I was just like all right,
Speaker 5: Like his his tone made me feel like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 4: He's like he's a boomer. That's why he was like
Speaker 4: old comments and dude, I opened. When I saw Batman
Speaker 4: had a battle axe in his chest where his symbol was,
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm here, I'm present.
Speaker 1: That sounds of it absurd. I can't imagine so much
Speaker 1: more crazy. I get it, like because I'm interested.
Speaker 5: I loved Thomas Wayne and Flashpoint and because it was
Speaker 5: just uh and and Flashpoint.
Speaker 4: Bruce dies and then so his dad Thomas becomes Batman,
Speaker 4: and that motherfucker is justniac.
Speaker 1: That's a idea.
Speaker 4: But the Absolute is pretty much the universe is made
Speaker 4: because dark Side creates the universe. So everything instead of
Speaker 4: the universe is going to be based on hope, but
Speaker 4: it usually it's all based off like fear. Its created.
Speaker 4: He created the university and he did the Absolute power
Speaker 4: event and then afterwards dark Side like found the the
Speaker 4: you know the source wall is right because you read
Speaker 4: fucking yeah, he went beyond the source wall. And made
Speaker 4: his own universe, and it's like everything is fucked, Like
Speaker 4: who else Barry Allen dies so he never had a chance.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's not very I think Jay Garrett dies,
Speaker 4: never becomes the Flash. Bruce Wayne's dad dies only and
Speaker 4: he's a social worker. So he dies at a zoom
Speaker 4: protecting everybody zoo who kills him like some of someone
Speaker 4: comes into Pelicans. He's a he's a teacher. Instead. He
Speaker 4: doesn't become a he doesn't become a soul. He has
Speaker 4: to becoming a surgeon. He becomes a teacher. So he
Speaker 4: like he goes on a school trip with all the kids,
Speaker 4: like after Bruce wins like an event because he creates
Speaker 4: like some sort of really cool technology and he goes
Speaker 4: on a school trip with them and their money. They're
Speaker 4: not rich. He's not become Batman. So he's just he's yeah,
Speaker 4: he's just really smart. And what you call and he goes,
Speaker 4: you have a batmobile? Yeah, but it's not. It's not
Speaker 4: a high tech batmobile.
Speaker 1: It's just brutal.
Speaker 4: He's just running with it's it's that everybody's running really fast.
Speaker 4: He's running really fast. I would love to make us
Speaker 4: Flintstones car dude.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how do you stand your feet off?
Speaker 4: I think starting up the car is fine. Breaking is
Speaker 4: the part that's like crazy. I think you drop a
Speaker 4: bunch of anchor exactly, drop a bunch of bricks that
Speaker 4: are tied to the back of your cars. You stopped,
Speaker 4: that's crazy. I gotta stock, gotta turn, I gotta slow
Speaker 4: down a mile and a half.
Speaker 3: I ran out of an anchor fluid. My anchor fluid
Speaker 3: is run out. Thinking of lifting an anchor out and
Speaker 3: dropping your car. He dropped the anchor. Yeah, got you.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Yeah, so fucking heavy as an anchor. Look about
Speaker 4: heavy anchor.
Speaker 1: I think they're varied weight.
Speaker 4: They yes, the average anchor, average cruise line or anchor.
Speaker 4: How about you, like, for like a ship, Yeah, like
Speaker 4: what like maybe I like but like eighteen.
Speaker 1: Pounds minimum minimum for sure.
Speaker 4: Eighteen pounds he said that would float. Probably eighteen pounds,
Speaker 4: but maybe thirty thirty sees like a fucking safe place sometime.
Speaker 1: Man, it's like a ton I want minimum, Like just
Speaker 1: a sniper just to get you right now, like whenever
Speaker 1: you say something that stupid, just all of a sudden.
Speaker 4: I would for the miss. There's no someone's after me.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't that would be your life would completely change.
Speaker 4: Yes, it would, because I know I've cooked. I know
Speaker 4: I'm cooked at that moment, You're just gonna change. Why
Speaker 4: not just be the same you you would live, You
Speaker 4: would live your life completely differently.
Speaker 1: I would not if you found out that people were
Speaker 1: out there, if you if you're if you were like
Speaker 1: the people at the at the end of Breaking Bad Room,
Speaker 1: he convinced those two guys to with laser pointers to
Speaker 1: pretend like they were snipers. Oh right, yeah, you'd be fucked.
Speaker 4: I feel like that wouldn't change because I at that
Speaker 4: moment it's whatever. Well, look'n sleep eventually, and they're gonna
Speaker 4: get meta.
Speaker 1: We gotta move on. We gotta move on to questions.
Speaker 1: We gotta move on to questions. Sure, talking a while,
Speaker 1: human's good, it's fun. Uh, they're making lanterns. I guess next.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait. It's all of them, after all.
Speaker 4: Of them, after clay Face, I think I don't have confidence.
Speaker 4: Lantern is gonna be a show? Though, that's gonna be
Speaker 4: a show. Clay Face be a movie, Yeah, is gonna
Speaker 4: be a show. Oh well, that's why I feel like
Speaker 4: I mean person That's why I felt like Superman should
Speaker 4: have been Yes, but you know it can't.
Speaker 5: But I'm also yeah, I'm also that's just me being
Speaker 5: like I think all this would benefit being a show.
Speaker 1: I know, I know all of it can't be, but
Speaker 1: I know most in most things like this.
Speaker 4: Would like what I think. I think, even like as
Speaker 4: much as I don't like the way that you've done
Speaker 4: the MCU Spider Man, I think a show would have
Speaker 4: been a wet but it would have been a better
Speaker 4: got to a better point with his would have been
Speaker 4: a show maybe because of the fact that, like, it's
Speaker 4: just more time for us to like, live with those characters,
Speaker 4: give us like a twelve season show, twelve episode show.
Speaker 1: If I don't like anybody in those movies. Man, the
Speaker 1: more I think about the time Holland movies like, the
Speaker 1: less I like them, like deeply.
Speaker 4: I'm like Ned, I'm like, you suck. I'm unfortunate. I
Speaker 4: don't think I don't think that's a problem Ned.
Speaker 1: Ned started completely docile to me, but since I don't know,
Speaker 1: there's something about him where like look at this fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: I don't like him.
Speaker 1: I hate you.
Speaker 4: I don't like fucking I can't wait. Flash made me angry. Bro.
Speaker 4: I was like, really it was bad because it was
Speaker 4: like replacement bullshit where I'm like, oh my god, why
Speaker 4: is he brown? I mean, I just go to the
Speaker 4: military and then come back like lose his legs. Have
Speaker 4: like a really epic moment to me. It's like and
Speaker 4: then he's like, look at this guy. This guy is
Speaker 4: gonna get killed on me. His friends are gonna shoot him.
Speaker 4: I don't mind if he like say, okay, he's he's
Speaker 4: I just I hate that he's not intimidating. That was
Speaker 4: kind of his only identity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they didn't even have to make him like
Speaker 1: physically intimidating, but like they could have made him intimidating
Speaker 1: in a different way too.
Speaker 5: Anyway, did you uh did you the Punisher Jigsaw? Like
Speaker 5: that guy's he's not huge, right, he's tall, suited, Like
Speaker 5: he's like he's an intimidating person just by like being
Speaker 5: a very but he's not like jacked and all whatever.
Speaker 4: But like, did you watch the Punny's Intimidating?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's intimidating like that. What is it? Like that
Speaker 1: downsing droom guy at the Town Center with the big
Speaker 1: balls that he was hanging out.
Speaker 4: No, he's fat. That I was fascinating.
Speaker 1: You know if that guy trailing at you, that guy
Speaker 1: barreled at you down a narrow alley, Oh yeah it's.
Speaker 4: You, he would be I think it's get caught in
Speaker 4: like a place.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you go down a narrow alleys. It doesn't continue
Speaker 4: to narrow. But no, but I like that idea that is,
Speaker 4: like it's all growing. It's a more narrow place eventually,
Speaker 4: but like he gets through one area and it's like
Speaker 4: a walking area, but then a second to get close
Speaker 4: to an architect. Thought I should keep this making this out.
Speaker 4: You got some guy, some guy with really big balls,
Speaker 4: is gonna chase after some other guy.
Speaker 1: Was actually such a psychotic decision to make. I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: That in my life because we're already talking about a
Speaker 4: guy with big red balls, so like, what the whatever?
Speaker 1: He's real though, anyway, it was.
Speaker 4: It was cool. If you want, I regret not taking
Speaker 4: a picture. I regretted so much.
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Speaker 1: for merch and what have you?
Speaker 4: What is this just some cum suckers?
Speaker 1: I am the.
Speaker 4: Song at the end punk the punk rocker song. What
Speaker 4: what are they called?
Speaker 1: The Teddy Bears is the band? Oh, you're talking about
Speaker 1: the band in the universe, the Mighty crab Joys.
Speaker 4: I think I'm pretty punk rock. I like they crab
Speaker 4: joy like anything.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: You can't be that unaware of how stupid.
Speaker 1: Now he just likes I love. That's my favorite scene
Speaker 1: in the movie. I think is him like him and
Speaker 1: Lowe is talking in that scene.
Speaker 4: That's a good scene. I like that bitch. But it's
Speaker 4: a good scene. What do you mean which one? You know?
Speaker 4: This is like what her He's like, you know, I
Speaker 4: am doing new stuf, dude is He's like, he's trying
Speaker 4: to be like, yeah, I means she's busting his balls.
Speaker 4: He I know, I know, I know the scene, all
Speaker 4: the interviews she is.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the interview. I'm talking about the
Speaker 1: scene where they're like in the in the apartment and
Speaker 1: that's when the dimensional impass is.
Speaker 4: That's that's a really really cool scene fighting.
Speaker 1: Well, I just like the again, this is what I
Speaker 1: was talking about when I was just like everything everything
Speaker 1: pays off, like Crypto pays off, not only from like
Speaker 1: like why is he behaving this way? Oh you find
Speaker 1: out why? Oh him destroying mister Terrific's ball things. That
Speaker 1: plays into the final fight, even just like the punk
Speaker 1: rock line plays into the end. Everything feeds in and
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is a really impressive, Like it's a
Speaker 1: messy movie for sure, Like it's definitely that's nowhere near perfect.
Speaker 1: I don't even think it's I don't think it's my
Speaker 1: favorite James Gunn film. It's not my favorite. Uh it's
Speaker 1: not my favorite superhero like Spider Man two is thrown
Speaker 1: unthrown for me. But as a script, I was actually
Speaker 1: impressed by just how much was in there and how
Speaker 1: little I got lost and how much everything like mad
Speaker 1: like guy Guy got a scene the only person that
Speaker 1: was like why are you here? And I wonder if
Speaker 1: you'll even know if you'll even recognize this person. I know,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna say at the Daily Planet.
Speaker 1: At the Daily Planet, the group of reporters that are there,
Speaker 1: there are there's Jimmy Olsen, there's Perry White, the Chief,
Speaker 1: There's Cat Grant, who is just weirdly, she's just hot,
Speaker 1: just roving hot, just a roving, massive hot. They all
Speaker 1: go onto the UFO and I love that guy who's like,
Speaker 1: where's my seat? But like they go, they all go
Speaker 1: into mister terrifics UFO and then like when Superman says
Speaker 1: the day, they're all celebrating, and I was looking at
Speaker 1: that scene and I was like, there's just a black
Speaker 1: dude in that UFO who has no lines, who is
Speaker 1: who they bring along and he's just there and he's
Speaker 1: like sell Brady with everybody is if he did anything,
Speaker 1: and it's so weird because he's just I get like,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know if he was. I love the where's my seat guy?
Speaker 4: That was funny, Like where's my seat? Why don't have
Speaker 4: a seat? Literally asked purposely, Hey, is there enough seats
Speaker 4: for me?
Speaker 1: And they were like yeah, sure. The delivery on the
Speaker 1: panic in that line was great. That was that was
Speaker 1: That was one that got me.
Speaker 4: Where's my seat?
Speaker 1: But I'm so I just remember being like, who is
Speaker 1: that guy?
Speaker 5: It might have been just you know, he was definitely
Speaker 5: kind of there because they could they couldn't cut around
Speaker 5: right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like we can't. I'm sorry, dude, but
Speaker 1: it's so funny because it's.
Speaker 4: Just like they're all celebrating.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like I heard this story a long
Speaker 1: time ago about like the Friends finale, where like they
Speaker 1: were like they were they were shooting The Friends finale
Speaker 1: and they were all like hugging and crying or whatever.
Speaker 1: And then because Paul Rudd was added into the cast,
Speaker 1: like very very late, like in the last season or something,
Speaker 1: he joins me and he's like, we did it, guys, And
Speaker 1: he said like they didn't think it was very funny,
Speaker 1: which is awesome, makes it ten times funny.
Speaker 4: Always gotta make a big he's always gotta be like
Speaker 4: he's I gotta I love Paul.
Speaker 1: I gotta do.
Speaker 4: Something here that doesn't that doesn't need to be only
Speaker 4: starting to look old. It's weird, I know, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Age.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like what the hell he found the curse? Because
Speaker 5: everybody was like, oh, he's a vampire, clearly, And he
Speaker 5: finally broke the seal.
Speaker 1: He's almost weird al recently where I was like, he's
Speaker 1: even talking old and that made me sad. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: you could tell it's kind of like it's slower and
Speaker 1: like there's silo. Certain syllables are like, oh man, that's
Speaker 1: so sad. I don't want to see this. You're you're
Speaker 1: dead to me? Now, do you officially die?
Speaker 4: Because I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to see any
Speaker 1: more of this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's gonna be weird when there's certain people
Speaker 5: that I'm gonna feel.
Speaker 4: That Will Smith when I saw this, Will finally be
Speaker 4: like old with a gun and stuff.
Speaker 1: And I was never gonna It's a shame that Will
Speaker 1: Smith already died though, I mean, yeah, he slapped him
Speaker 1: so hard he died. He's not doing any cringe freeze
Speaker 1: aisles anywhere.
Speaker 4: I'd like, pretty girls.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the freestyle that they did?
Speaker 4: I just saw. I just saw his new song that's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean that's not great either, but like that
Speaker 1: freestyle is it's crazy. Even though I'm in action sta
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm an act bizarre and he's like, dude, it's it.
Speaker 1: It made me realize. I'm not gonna say that. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say there's some positive about the death penalty, but.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. Someone rapping badly was put to death.
Speaker 1: It was the first time I've ever heard something that
Speaker 1: was that Like. It reminded me of like the fucking
Speaker 1: the trump Cipher that Eminem did, but somehow worse.
Speaker 4: It's somehow not bad though, Like it goes on too long,
Speaker 4: but he's rapping well.
Speaker 1: I think you should go to the Hammer Museum and
Speaker 1: run around with your eyes closed.
Speaker 4: I think it's crazy. I think that I think it
Speaker 4: went on too long. That's an awfully hot coffee pot,
Speaker 4: and then he still turns it into a good sixteen.
Speaker 4: I'm like, look, it probably not.
Speaker 5: He talks about him being orange rock fist, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: bro' that shit sucked.
Speaker 4: I don't like that sh it. It went on too long.
Speaker 5: It was fucking I mean, it's good if you enjoy
Speaker 5: like slam poetry, if you enjoy shit and garbage and
Speaker 5: and shit water slam poetry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, slam.
Speaker 4: Should am a lot, but his rapability is fucking stupendous, unfortunate. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's good when it's good. That's like I'll give him
Speaker 4: all the flowers when he makes something good. But unfortunately
Speaker 4: I don't know what happens, and I'm kind of afraid
Speaker 4: of getting older and I completely lose any ability to
Speaker 4: like like say, I feel like right now, I can
Speaker 4: still write a good song, but it seems like at
Speaker 4: some point he just lose it because I don't understand
Speaker 4: that as an artist, seeing it happen to many people
Speaker 4: more than not, right, there's like more of the ex yeah,
Speaker 4: the exception of the role. There's still plenty of artists
Speaker 4: that I'm like, damn, they're still killing it. Or even
Speaker 4: like say, like a director like Scorsese, you can still
Speaker 4: put out a competent film and he's like ancient. But
Speaker 4: then there's some people You're like, they're why why don't
Speaker 4: they happen anymore? What happened? I think there's very few
Speaker 4: don't know that make good music in their older age. Particularly,
Speaker 4: it's like and it's like because eventually you're just not
Speaker 4: you're not as plugged into the source of what makes
Speaker 4: you make the music so much more man your life changes,
Speaker 4: you change, understand the changing aspect.
Speaker 5: But I guess this is me like as kind of
Speaker 5: like an actor you can probably still test on roles.
Speaker 5: You know, an actor takes on roles, so it's not
Speaker 5: about their identity, it's about the roles that they're taking on.
Speaker 4: I feel like, as an artist, this is me. I know.
Speaker 5: Hip hop is very different in the fact that most
Speaker 5: of it is about their experiences that they're rapping about.
Speaker 5: But say, as an artist is writing, I'm going to
Speaker 5: write a song about like, let's just say a Greek chat.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna so I'm going to now think of
Speaker 5: this thing, and I'm gonna write around it, like I'm
Speaker 5: gonna write a song.
Speaker 4: About the Odyssey for example.
Speaker 5: I feel like I can do a pretty good job now,
Speaker 5: but is there gonna be a point, like, say, twenty
Speaker 5: years from now, where I just literally can't do it
Speaker 5: because and I can't conceptualize that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think I think it depends, like I think we are.
Speaker 4: NAS is the a number example of like someone that
Speaker 4: took a long break from hip hop and then came
Speaker 4: back and made like three of his best products, came
Speaker 4: back a few times, and it is consistently he came
Speaker 4: back with Kanye and Kanye fucked him. That's different, really bad,
Speaker 4: that's a yeah, But when he came back like one, two,
Speaker 4: and three, they're great, and it's like, oh, you can
Speaker 4: still rap. I think, just why not go into producing
Speaker 4: at that point, I think that's the biggest thing this produced.
Speaker 4: But I think people are too egocentric so they want
Speaker 4: to make their own stuff. And it's like, but you
Speaker 4: just produce, that's what what's his name does? And he
Speaker 4: makes something like fucking Neo Neo produces and makes so
Speaker 4: much fucking money off producing, And I'm.
Speaker 1: Like the fucking guy from the Matrix. That's not a
Speaker 1: real person, that's a fictional character.
Speaker 4: Do you know who the artist is? Actually?
Speaker 1: Yeah, piano is okay.
Speaker 4: He's probably heard some of his hits. He's heard Miss Independent.
Speaker 4: I have heard Missing That's like, I guess that's almost
Speaker 4: fucking everywhere. That was like his been song.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I've heard the song I'm a Dope song.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I've heard the Neo songs. There's no way
Speaker 1: I would know that my name though, because even with
Speaker 1: bands that I like.
Speaker 4: I'm like feminist, there's a feminist there's a band, but
Speaker 4: it's good song.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: I don't like feminism, but the song is good.
Speaker 1: Always good.
Speaker 4: I hate that child a survivor. I want to bet.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Somebody takes it, takes it as a challenge,
Speaker 1: that's all I bet, going on stage and fighting them.
Speaker 4: It's fucking it's hard rush and like it goes to
Speaker 4: his person you as third person fight like Deaf Jam. Oh,
Speaker 4: we played Deaf Jam at Jordan's house. That game is nuts.
Speaker 4: It's so good, dude, dude, you have to beat people,
Speaker 4: do me and Jordan, I'd beat.
Speaker 1: Him holding the controller upside down, by the way, and
Speaker 1: I've never played that game.
Speaker 4: In my game, you gotta kill people on grabs and
Speaker 4: can't kill people regularly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta grab the death I love.
Speaker 4: So I played it and I grabbed Jordan. I stomped
Speaker 4: on his head for like three seconds straight, and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, this game is insane. Of course it
Speaker 4: was made by Yeah, yeah, of course, brother, that's what
Speaker 4: like it was.
Speaker 5: It's It's five for New York is one of my
Speaker 5: favorite games of all time. Like It's It's It is
Speaker 5: so good, especially because even the story is fun and
Speaker 5: it has every element that like, it has RPG elements
Speaker 5: that are actually kind of intuitive and fun. You can
Speaker 5: get a fucking girlfriend. It can be a regular were
Speaker 5: gonna be famous one Carmen Electra. But depending on how
Speaker 5: you dress affects how you fight, because the crowd will
Speaker 5: fuck you up if you look whack. So if you
Speaker 5: just come out in underwear and you get close to somebody,
Speaker 5: don't hit you.
Speaker 4: But if you look good, they'll give you weapons. Like
Speaker 4: it's fucking cool, man, Like, I really like that game.
Speaker 4: What do you got? What are you laughing about.
Speaker 9: It?
Speaker 1: Than I can shoo?
Speaker 4: Yeah, grenade on purpose?
Speaker 9: When buzzah, that's rough.
Speaker 4: But I will give them credit. That's a real freestyle. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'll at least give them credit. That wasn't written, That
Speaker 4: wasn't Britton. They hold the pin out the grenade on purpose.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, isn't that the point? Dip in
Speaker 4: my ear?
Speaker 5: We're so like, what is how does it normally work?
Speaker 1: You just fumbling with you throw it, you hope that
Speaker 1: the pin goes off and then they may have a grenade.
Speaker 1: They may have a grenade now, but like that's the
Speaker 1: name of the game. That's the challenge of it. Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: and I chew it.
Speaker 5: You thought I messed blew it like a dick.
Speaker 4: I went on that stage and I slapped Chris Rosi.
Speaker 4: He fucking died. That was how I fucking cried.
Speaker 1: That's how That's how I heard about it because he mentions, uh, well,
Speaker 1: he mentions it. Yeah, it kind of brief, it's not
Speaker 1: it's direct without being direct, but it's also like not
Speaker 1: very interesting the way he does it. He basically just like,
Speaker 1: don't talk crazy ship about people.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you.
Speaker 5: Even though I was laughing little least seconds before, I
Speaker 5: looked at her and she got angry, and then I
Speaker 5: got angry.
Speaker 4: In reality when he slapped the fun out and I
Speaker 4: know the universe he did because she gets crushed balld
Speaker 4: bitch and then bam, he's.
Speaker 1: It's okay, everyone, this is a gushous commercial.
Speaker 4: He's that's insane. But he slaps her blood out her
Speaker 4: mouth like hits her hard, dude, and everyone starts clapping.
Speaker 4: One guy's clapping with his feet like Donkey Kong.
Speaker 5: That's that's the universe.
Speaker 4: You're playing that game, speaking of Donkey Kong.
Speaker 5: Uh, I'm not okay. Literally this may sound crazy. No, no, no,
Speaker 5: no at all, this may sound crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm not completely sure that Claire Obscure Expedition thirty three
Speaker 4: is gonna catch the game of the year.
Speaker 1: Maybe not.
Speaker 4: I'm not convinced anymore.
Speaker 1: No, well no not now, uh because now Donky Young
Speaker 1: has a shot.
Speaker 4: That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: But uh, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: A reception of Donkeys kind of insane.
Speaker 1: I would be angry, honestly, I haven't played it. I
Speaker 1: would have no way.
Speaker 4: That game is amazing, amazing it is.
Speaker 5: I'm taking aback of how much people are like the
Speaker 5: language he's using, because it's like, the dun Kan game
Speaker 5: is gonna be fun, no matter what I imagined.
Speaker 4: I haven't had a three D gun Kan game in
Speaker 4: a long time. You had a three one. People are
Speaker 4: marking off there they're going kind of and I'm like,
Speaker 4: granted this Nintendo, and they're there, they are they You
Speaker 4: could feed them blood infused come and they will be
Speaker 4: like I love it. Right, I'm seeing people who aren't
Speaker 4: those people saying good. But it's very And here's the thing,
Speaker 4: it's not better than when it.
Speaker 5: Comes to a video game because we don't we don't.
Speaker 5: We don't do video games like cinema. So when it
Speaker 5: comes to a video game, I'm like, oh.
Speaker 4: The games is the most important part.
Speaker 5: Upon the time, because there's a lot of people that
Speaker 5: played Expersion thirty three and they're like, fuck, this is hard,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, this is interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could say I wouldn't be mad either way.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's both. I think it's
Speaker 1: either one of those.
Speaker 11: Right now, the narrative aspects of games, they're definitely gonna
Speaker 11: we're what we're talking about game of the year, Like
Speaker 11: I think it's I think it's honestly a toss up
Speaker 11: because I think, on one hand, I think so many.
Speaker 1: People played claib Skier who aren't JERRPG people and loved it,
Speaker 1: and that is harder to do than to I think
Speaker 1: it's objectively just easier to make a good three D
Speaker 1: platform or especially for Nintendo, they've been doing it forever,
Speaker 1: so like I wonder how that's going to play into it.
Speaker 1: But either way, like, yeah, I'd be happy with either
Speaker 1: of those. That's fine. I haven't played Donkey Kong, so
Speaker 1: I can't speak to it.
Speaker 4: Get someone about just play it. You're gonna be like, whoa,
Speaker 4: this is fucking it's I'm.
Speaker 5: Sure maybe, yeah, I really Donkey Kong like I was
Speaker 5: actually thinking of for an extra ammo, let's uh just
Speaker 5: let's go buy uh top ten our favorite games. Let's
Speaker 5: just go off the list, and let's just see what
Speaker 5: how vastly different our list are.
Speaker 1: I have my list on off rip, so you are
Speaker 1: well you have it already.
Speaker 4: It kind of makes sense. It's your I don't have
Speaker 4: my top ten off rip anymore. I would be a
Speaker 4: fun one to do three of them easily, but I
Speaker 4: don't know. I have ideas, Like I was gonna say,
Speaker 4: Dounkuk Country is probably my top ten. That game is lit.
Speaker 4: I love that is definitely and it's I don't know,
Speaker 4: it's not definitely up there, but it's not on your time.
Speaker 4: I love don me personally.
Speaker 1: I remember like experiencing that game for the first time
Speaker 1: and just being like transfixed by like the music in it.
Speaker 4: Music.
Speaker 1: I remember like it was captivated fun, like this is amazing.
Speaker 5: The music level plays through my head way too much.
Speaker 5: Like it starts off with the fucking drums.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it starts getting bump bump bum, well Jungle James
Speaker 4: bump bump.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that it shows real footage of invading Iraq.
Speaker 4: And Donkey Kong picks a guy up and throws him.
Speaker 1: Into the sky.
Speaker 4: And yet can you imagine rolling into the place, grabbing
Speaker 4: Saudi's and ripping him in half. Dude, dude down on
Speaker 4: the us. He slaps down on one of them and
Speaker 4: he doesn't touch anything. That's how hard he's down. There's
Speaker 4: a person here, and then before he hits the ground,
Speaker 4: they're sad. Oh it's it's like he just like does
Speaker 4: he switched the air? Like there's no resistance whatsoever?
Speaker 1: Though, Like, yeah, I'm sure like whenever, eventually I happened
Speaker 1: across the switch to I'll probably like try and pick
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's worth it still, but I think
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna buy Switch. That new Firm Software game
Speaker 4: is a vampire one comes out? That ship is gonna
Speaker 4: be crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming, Oh, yeah, they're making it's blood That's Born.
Speaker 4: Or something like that. That game looks what is it?
Speaker 4: I didn't hear. Yeah, it's like this vampire. Oh I
Speaker 4: know what this is. That's like the the next Firm
Speaker 4: Software game. Yeah, but it's it's it's like a it
Speaker 4: seems similar to Blood Born. It's like in visual appearance,
Speaker 4: look similar blood Born. But I'm excited to see what
Speaker 4: it's gonna be. Okay, I think, I know, I think
Speaker 4: I saw I think, I think. I think it's almost worth.
Speaker 4: I think it's almost worth. Like I love my switch,
Speaker 4: So I think the Mario Party game is awesome. Mario
Speaker 4: Kart sorry cart is awesome. Listen, I'm gonna not five
Speaker 4: worth right now.
Speaker 1: No, of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I promise that it's gonna technically get more expensive
Speaker 4: as time goes by. That's the unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, we'll see, You'll see.
Speaker 4: It's one of those things where I'm just.
Speaker 5: Hoping that I can convince somebody to get it for me,
Speaker 5: like like Jojo or something. Oh yeah, just like, hey, uh,
Speaker 5: just give me a switch, give me a switch to
Speaker 5: bitch fucking July.
Speaker 4: My anniversaries in July.
Speaker 5: So I'll be like, hey, I know we're moving and
Speaker 5: we need to buy like a new a fridge and
Speaker 5: all this stuff, but buy me a switch to I
Speaker 5: got buy fridge, yeah, because it didn't come with So
Speaker 5: this apartment came with a fridge. So we're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm annoyed because when I lived in Vegas, the guy
Speaker 5: offered me a fridge because there was one just in
Speaker 5: the garage, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, oh no, I don't need it.
Speaker 1: I think that's what happened with us. Right, they had
Speaker 1: like a fridge in the Glendale apartment, right that we
Speaker 1: did we buy that fridge. We didn't buy that fridge.
Speaker 4: I think you bought the fridge. Was there one of them?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Maybe? And I know it gave it to Lyle
Speaker 1: because when we moved into our burbank place, he's like
Speaker 1: a fridge and I was like, okay, yeah, fridge I
Speaker 1: bought sucks. Starting fridge. Is that.
Speaker 4: I could not imagine not having a fridge I have. Now,
Speaker 4: you guys got some crazy fucking fridge.
Speaker 6: It does.
Speaker 1: That's such a stupid fridge. I hate your fridge. You
Speaker 1: guys like it's like a vending machine too. It's got
Speaker 1: like segments. It's too much.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good fridge if it If it sucks
Speaker 5: my dick, that's it. That's the only thing that like.
Speaker 5: To me, it just needs to do its job. Unless
Speaker 5: they start adding like sex stuff to it, then I
Speaker 5: will be on board to add.
Speaker 4: Just to me, I'm like, why am I? Why do
Speaker 4: I need a fucking fucking TV or touch screen? TV's
Speaker 4: so fucking stupid. It has it has a hole that
Speaker 4: sucks my penis.
Speaker 5: I will pay extra for that, because imagine you're like,
Speaker 5: where's the going.
Speaker 4: It's gonna there's a little part.
Speaker 1: Like whiskey rocks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: You want to freeze you come and drink it later. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's that's where it goes. Come with someone's people.
Speaker 1: You said, he's not like a classic ill.
Speaker 4: Well ill, I said, I because it triggered that. Absolutely
Speaker 4: perverts have done that. Yeah, that's definitely the fun I
Speaker 4: have not done that.
Speaker 5: This is fucking freak, you freak. If I find out
Speaker 5: that you're actually like a real freak, like this whole time,
Speaker 5: he's like, these freezes come.
Speaker 4: I'm not literly. Wouldn't let me be that way? Even
Speaker 4: if I was, you should probably inspect. She has like
Speaker 4: a magnifying glass on the on the ice.
Speaker 1: She's like, I.
Speaker 4: Knew it, Kingston, stop it. I told you to stop her.
Speaker 4: Rolled out the bedroom, rolled out the bedroom. That game
Speaker 4: felt like it so in a way that Mario didn't.
Speaker 4: That game felt like you were just acting a fool
Speaker 4: your way through the game. I think it's the fact
Speaker 4: that you rolled in Artwheel, know the old like top Country,
Speaker 4: because you rolled and cartwheel, picked up barrels, bashed up
Speaker 4: on people's heads, you slammed down like it just felt like, Oh,
Speaker 4: I'm just allowed to act. However, I fucking want to
Speaker 4: and run through this jungle. You get on top of
Speaker 4: rhinos and fucking rot.
Speaker 5: Fucking swordfish, fucking dude, the aquatic fucking ambiance. That's still
Speaker 5: one of the greatest fucking iconic. So good, good ship,
Speaker 5: It's so good.
Speaker 4: I the fucking the rails. That ship was always insane.
Speaker 5: That I have a clip on my phone. The last
Speaker 5: time I played this game. Oh interesting, twenty seventeen is
Speaker 5: the last time I played it. And then my friend
Speaker 5: was recording me, and I hit the K and this
Speaker 5: is very very appropriate. What's happening now? I was like,
Speaker 5: K is for the Jewish slur. My friend was.
Speaker 4: Like, whoa dude?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, we're just having fun, dude,
Speaker 1: bro sire, what do you want right now?
Speaker 4: I was like, I didn't do it. They're the one
Speaker 4: who did that.
Speaker 1: They the one who did.
Speaker 4: They did it?
Speaker 1: That was his name.
Speaker 4: It's oh, it's they. They dame did that?
Speaker 1: Whoa dude?
Speaker 4: I might have that clip somewhere my phone. Funny because
Speaker 4: it's like it's like one of us making one of
Speaker 4: our jokes on somebody that is like exactly cool us,
Speaker 4: and they're.
Speaker 1: Like, yo, that would be like whenever, whenever I would
Speaker 1: have to code switch in front of Lacy's.
Speaker 4: Friends, that was that was me a little bit around
Speaker 4: Lily's family until I put on that car crash the
Speaker 4: Plane Crash compilation and the dude I've never seen that.
Speaker 4: It was like it was like the end of the fucking.
Speaker 1: Baby pigeon being born in your living room, the end
Speaker 1: of the grad gather, end of the grad. He's like.
Speaker 4: Some guys to pitch.
Speaker 1: They're holding hands and they're holding hands in a circle
Speaker 1: and doing the sway thing around a TV show like
Speaker 1: Top ten car crash Compilations, Top Men Compilations.
Speaker 4: Finding imagine finding the best car crash compilation, Like some
Speaker 4: guy posted on Instagram and it's like, no, this is
Speaker 4: the highest rated one, like out of all of them
Speaker 4: out there, this one has a ninety seven like ratio
Speaker 4: out of eighty three million people. Yeah, please watch going
Speaker 4: out of your way to watch a crash compilations. Crazy.
Speaker 4: There's one one of them is really funny. One of them.
Speaker 4: There's one moment. That's very funny. It is because let
Speaker 4: me explain to you, actually, this is why this is funny.
Speaker 4: It's a plane compilation and it's very zoomed out and
Speaker 4: you see everything happening, and some guy sees a plane
Speaker 4: about the crash, so he starts running away and then
Speaker 4: part of the engine flies off and hits him exactly
Speaker 4: where he's at. And I'm like, if he stayed still,
Speaker 4: he would have been That's that is fucking funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's a funny.
Speaker 4: Fact didn't look funny. Yeah, Yeah, he got hit and
Speaker 4: he kind of flipped over entirely and almost stood back up,
Speaker 4: like if he was consciously could have stood back up
Speaker 4: if he wanted to, but he was. He was. He was,
Speaker 4: Oh man, dude, I man, I really got it clear
Speaker 4: on my Twitter, my history man on there just the
Speaker 4: ship that's on my Instagram, not Instagram. I'm crazy. Let's go,
Speaker 4: let's do a lightning around two hours in. Let's do
Speaker 4: a lightning around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, answer question. Uh's biggest simPRO in it? And he says, hey, there,
Speaker 1: rock paper, is.
Speaker 4: I'm you tapping? You're tapping? Stop? You're tapping stop? I
Speaker 4: mean I did, but go ahead, Yeah, we got to go.
Speaker 1: This question is for Kingston.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: The new Clips album came out a few days ago.
Speaker 1: As I'm writing this, I haven't listened to all of
Speaker 1: it yet, but I've heard it's amazing. I'm a new fan.
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on have you heard it?
Speaker 4: New fan? He's a new fan of Clips. I guess
Speaker 4: they get together and it's, Uh, it's really mean spirited
Speaker 4: but amazing. But like they're both still really talented rappers
Speaker 4: that are very upset with the way that rap has
Speaker 4: gone lately, and they're like maybe like six years late
Speaker 4: to being upset, but like it's it is a lot
Speaker 4: of because Clips, because a Pusher T was a part
Speaker 4: of it. Push your t in Malice people are Clips.
Speaker 4: Pushy was under Kendricks. Kendricks Kanye's little for a long
Speaker 4: time and Kanye just started fucking love because Kanye went
Speaker 4: crazy obviously, So right now Clips and him and make
Speaker 4: his brother make the music again and it's very very talented.
Speaker 4: Not to mention that Malice is fifty two years old
Speaker 4: and I think push is like forty eight years old. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Pushes up there. So it's so again some people that
Speaker 4: are back into the game again that are like, no,
Speaker 4: they can still do it. That's a good point. They
Speaker 4: can still do it, they just haven't been doing it
Speaker 4: because they've gotten like, Wow, I don't need to be
Speaker 4: out here wrapping my heart out when I'm an old
Speaker 4: man now like other young people, I should be doing it.
Speaker 4: And I guess taking your time too to probably like
Speaker 4: say Pharrell and all of them like kind of taking
Speaker 4: their time and being like this is good and not.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe a part of getting old is just not caring.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of times. And maybe they cared
Speaker 4: because I, like I said, Likelrel's been never stopped working. Really,
Speaker 4: my fucker's been working, yeah, since two thousand and one.
Speaker 4: It really. It's actually crazy how like how much Pharrell
Speaker 4: was around. And I didn't know at the time. I
Speaker 4: was too young, Like I just didn't know that. I
Speaker 4: was like, oh my, this is Pharrell. This is Pharrell,
Speaker 4: this is for I hear that one, two, three, four,
Speaker 4: and that's all Like everything that comes on the fore
Speaker 4: beat that's hip hop pretty much is produced by him.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, it's pretty nutsy, but he is he Look,
Speaker 4: I don't think he's the best producer, but if you're
Speaker 4: talking about best about producers. He's got to be in
Speaker 4: a conversation absolutely absolutely, like it would be crazy. The
Speaker 4: neptune shit that he's created is fucking important. So yeah, clips,
Speaker 4: I would man, listen to it. Brother. So I'm getting
Speaker 4: around to it.
Speaker 5: I've just been so busy because I've been seeing everybody
Speaker 5: like praise it, even fucking Fantanic give.
Speaker 4: It a ten.
Speaker 5: I saw that, I was like, oh my god, Anthony,
Speaker 5: it's just like one of those things. He doesn't get
Speaker 5: very many ten. So I guess a lot of people
Speaker 5: are talking about it's like, oh.
Speaker 1: Man, ten. I was like, oh, I think the last
Speaker 1: time I gave out of ten was like the Trolls
Speaker 1: soundtrack for the movie.
Speaker 4: I think it was Butterfly. I think Butterfly was last
Speaker 4: ten he gave out. Actually, no, I think he could.
Speaker 4: Actually it's a very short list. It's a very short list.
Speaker 4: But I heard something else got a ten this year
Speaker 4: two from him. But I don't fucking know. I don't,
Speaker 4: I don't you know.
Speaker 5: The only time I usually I'm be honest at this point,
Speaker 5: I only watching red flannel fucking reviews because that's when
Speaker 5: it's it's it's a.
Speaker 4: Bad it's a bad album.
Speaker 1: I like watching the bad one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so the not Goods and the red Flannel ones
Speaker 5: I watched those, yeah, Because I don't really personally care
Speaker 5: that much about the positive stuff, because it's more of
Speaker 5: like I'm a form of my own opinion about it.
Speaker 1: I don't care what people think about music. I like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so something sucks, so it's interesting.
Speaker 4: Like a bunch of people, I like negativity. I like negativity. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try out Clips. I fucking haven't. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: I haven't losted the Clips. It's like, what twenty twelve?
Speaker 4: I feel like the last album can out?
Speaker 1: The last I swear it was.
Speaker 4: Like twenty twelves. The last thing that Malice worked on
Speaker 4: was in two thousand and fifteen years, so twenty ten.
Speaker 1: That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 4: Was it? Was it twenty ten then? Because I just
Speaker 4: remember Clips. He might have released a song with something
Speaker 4: like that. But the last Clips album was was then
Speaker 4: A long time ago. I was in high school.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 5: Is that the same album, the one that has the
Speaker 5: song like speak of Freedom sing thember Waves of Grain?
Speaker 4: Do you remember that? I think that might do. It's
Speaker 4: been so like it's it's that amount of time you know,
Speaker 4: it's just fucked. I love that lyrical hip hop music
Speaker 4: is coming back again. I'm really I'm really happy. I'm
Speaker 4: really happy the Drake's and the Travis Scott's are getting
Speaker 4: kicked in a dick a lot, even though I like
Speaker 4: even though I like Travis Scott, actually I'm a pretty
Speaker 4: big fan of him. I'm do people have been now. Listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 4: People don't know who Shine is. They don't know who
Speaker 4: Shine is. They don't remember that song from back in
Speaker 4: the day, bad boys, you know, sing.
Speaker 1: It, skim.
Speaker 4: Sing.
Speaker 5: This song is so embedded in my head because my
Speaker 5: stepsister thought I was injured in the shower.
Speaker 4: Because I was singing that song.
Speaker 5: She knocked on the fucking door, Hey are you okay?
Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, I'm fine, I'm just listening
Speaker 5: to radio listen to that song and I was singing.
Speaker 4: Who I was like screaming or something. Brothers dying And
Speaker 4: You're like, no, Derek, Derek, can you get to the door.
Speaker 1: But going an injury is that that you would make
Speaker 1: those noises?
Speaker 6: Seeing it made.
Speaker 4: That's like your knee, your leg looks like a tea.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I saw something crazy last But you
Speaker 4: know some guy, some British to some of the Scottish
Speaker 4: dude that they he has like deformed feet, but his
Speaker 4: feet looks so insane.
Speaker 1: I have to show you guys.
Speaker 4: Okay, God Till the Casket Drops was in twenty two
Speaker 4: and nine. It was two and nine. I said, twelve
Speaker 4: was way off.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's a long time.
Speaker 4: That was a lot, haven't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know any but they are officially old now
Speaker 4: though they are like people.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, it's funny. So I said, you know
Speaker 1: Jeremy John's do you know that guy at all? He's
Speaker 1: like a he's like a movie review. Oh yeah, he's
Speaker 1: the one that has like his hairs like slip back.
Speaker 1: Yeah I think, yeah, he has a red background typically beard.
Speaker 1: Yeah now yeah, yeah I think. But like he gave
Speaker 1: like a negative review of Superman or whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was just like he didn't like it at all.
Speaker 1: But it was like it was weird though because it
Speaker 1: was like didn he say anything. I don't know what
Speaker 1: he There's implications because like he liked that uh Matt
Speaker 1: Walsh movie and which was like okay, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, like Superman I'm like, hmmm, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what that's about. That's weird.
Speaker 1: That's a weird combination. I'm not gonna make assumptions, but
Speaker 1: it's an interesting combination of things.
Speaker 4: Probably.
Speaker 1: But some people were giving him about it then, like
Speaker 1: they pulled up this fucking review they did for a
Speaker 1: blade did blackface for thee It's fucking dude, it is hilarious.
Speaker 1: That is cool. Our first building, the uh, the the
Speaker 1: olive apartment he lived in that building, did cos us well,
Speaker 1: I think briefly because I remember going to check out
Speaker 1: the apartment to see if we were going to get it,
Speaker 1: and uh, I was going to the main office and
Speaker 1: then I saw him come out of the elevator getting mail,
Speaker 1: looking like really fucking like he just looked really like
Speaker 1: not having a good time. He just spent five years
Speaker 1: washing it off. But so it's so funny because I
Speaker 1: was like, like, oh, I see the guy who's in
Speaker 1: my building. That's so funny.
Speaker 4: But oh my god, stop it.
Speaker 1: I can't look at that man, Dude, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: It looks like croissant roll twits.
Speaker 1: It was like, anyway, you should see you should pull
Speaker 1: up if you want to see his black that sounds
Speaker 1: it is. We should make it the thumbnail for this
Speaker 1: for no reason. Some spoilers and Jeremy John's blackface it
Speaker 1: is nuts because he went he went way too far.
Speaker 4: Doing black face in general is crazy, but doing blackface.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, it's full blown. He's got the fucking
Speaker 12: afro one too. He's fucking that's that's him. It's creating
Speaker 12: this guy right, and.
Speaker 1: It's fucking insane. He's got a great range.
Speaker 4: Oh and somebody put it next to that bat Waltz movie.
Speaker 4: Am My erasing. That's good. That's good. I've seen it
Speaker 4: YouTube all the time. People haven't seen. Let me famous
Speaker 4: a really big I mean, so that's the Jeremy John's guy.
Speaker 4: Come on, fix you piece of shit. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go.
Speaker 4: So that's him, and then you can see under there's
Speaker 4: his black face.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. That's fucking it's so fucking funny. He's like
Speaker 1: twenty three at earliest when he did that, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Because he's an older guy. He's been
Speaker 1: doing YouTube for a long time. I remember from back
Speaker 1: in like I think maybe genuinely like the twenty nine ten.
Speaker 1: He's been doing it a long ass time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he definitely has like an outdated look too, like
Speaker 5: so he's Yeah. When I see him, Like when I
Speaker 5: look at this guy and the way that he grooms himself,
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, he's like a man.
Speaker 4: He's he's a time capsule. To me, that's a well
Speaker 4: put together guy in two thousand and eight. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5: You don't see people do that anymore. First of all,
Speaker 5: they usually uh, they usually shave the sides down. They
Speaker 5: usually may even have a fade a little bit. Now,
Speaker 5: the goatee kind of beard combo is a little bit done.
Speaker 5: People don't like people don't do stuff like this anymore.
Speaker 4: So it's interesting to see that. But uh, yeah, that's
Speaker 4: pretty great that he Yeah, it's it makes me want
Speaker 4: how many people have how many people have black face
Speaker 4: stuff that we just don't interesting to that.
Speaker 1: That was ever something that you could stumble upon, like
Speaker 1: you could just do that. I don't know, it just
Speaker 1: seems insane. The motivation to do it is like three
Speaker 1: times only only three times.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I hope I can find it.
Speaker 1: It's out there.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna check reddit. I guess we'll probably find on reddit. Yeah,
Speaker 5: red it has everything. It does our slash racist probably
Speaker 5: on that one. No, I haven't, but I'm sure it's
Speaker 5: a wild crazy because it's it's people that are like trying.
Speaker 5: It's like methodical racism. It's like, oh, you're still racist,
Speaker 5: don't even get it. It's like there was a I
Speaker 5: guess it was like a Cometown bit where they were
Speaker 5: talking about a guy there's just Indian racism where it
Speaker 5: was like about a club. It was a picture of
Speaker 5: a club of India or something like that, and then
Speaker 5: the dude all the dude just said that it smells
Speaker 5: crazy in there.
Speaker 4: In the freaking backlash. You remember that, dude, that was
Speaker 4: the best Twitter moment ever. Yeah, it smells crazy. That
Speaker 4: is so first and foremost. That is so fucking disrespect
Speaker 4: that's funny as fun That is so disrespectful. It's because
Speaker 4: it's fucked up for me because I'm so close to
Speaker 4: Indian culture growing up that it feels so mean spirited
Speaker 4: to me. To me, then the backlash that they were
Speaker 4: given was crazy.
Speaker 5: It's it's like, you want to talk about methodical racism,
Speaker 5: That's what That's why I brought that up.
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen remember that, Chris, There was this
Speaker 4: image of like Indian, like club and like people dancing.
Speaker 4: It's some black dude, tweeted, I bet it's the most
Speaker 4: crazy no I do.
Speaker 5: To me, it's just funny because it's like, it's obviously
Speaker 5: it's disrespectful, but it's lighthearted racism if that can exist.
Speaker 4: And then the retorts were just they went cow.
Speaker 1: Here's another one, because you know what I mean. Frankin
Speaker 1: Tubby wrote in he said, shalom cis gay gum, some
Speaker 1: black dig and tiny peenie. Uh. The other day I
Speaker 1: came to a stoplight where homeless people were were I
Speaker 1: he says, iconically, I can't, guys, you gotta write better
Speaker 1: ironically it's he says iconically. I'm gonna read this again
Speaker 1: for you, guys, and then you I'm gonna read this
Speaker 1: exactly as it's written.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: The other day I came to a stoplight where homeless
Speaker 1: people iconically beg for everything, uh, money, drugs, sex, but
Speaker 1: the essentials, but the essentials, And I saw a lady
Speaker 1: living with a living my best Life shirt. I had
Speaker 1: to stop every fiber of my being cackling every directly
Speaker 1: in front of her. So I asked, what's the most
Speaker 1: ironic thing you have found in the wild living my
Speaker 1: best living my best life on homeless again. That is
Speaker 1: kind of wild. I will say, dude, shoving is shopping
Speaker 1: for clothes as a guy.
Speaker 4: I think it's hellish. I think it's truly hell It's worse.
Speaker 1: I've gone to like I can't even count how many
Speaker 1: times I've walked up to a shirt and I've seen like, oh,
Speaker 1: it looks good, and then you go up to it
Speaker 1: and then it's got like I don't even know, like
Speaker 1: fucking like a melted SpongeBob on the back, and then
Speaker 1: it says is like embrace the wave or some like nonsense,
Speaker 1: just like I don't know what the fuck even is
Speaker 1: the point. I don't want this. I don't want I
Speaker 1: don't know who in the right mind would ever want
Speaker 1: any of this. Or there's like something written down the
Speaker 1: sleeve or all sorts of ship like that. Unfortunate.
Speaker 4: It's about the graphic t's but now I had Now
Speaker 4: I've had to buy like regular shirts that are not
Speaker 4: graphic T shirts, and I'm like, oh man, something died today,
Speaker 4: so yeah, something dies within you, something died with me today.
Speaker 4: I have I have fucking khakis and like, yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean I feel like that is the weird thing
Speaker 5: that for the for the men that like to wear
Speaker 5: fancy shit or whatever or wear stuff that has stuff
Speaker 5: on it. Uh, they they like just refer to the
Speaker 5: I feel like just people in New Jersey or something
Speaker 5: that is, I have dumb graphics and dumb patterns and
Speaker 5: ship and like like that ed hardy shit like stuff
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 4: It's just stuff that I'm ed hardy shirts so bad
Speaker 4: you would have wanted so bad and I wasn't like
Speaker 4: fucking like ninth grade. Really, stuff like that fascinates me.
Speaker 5: It reminds me of like in the nineties tribal tattoos
Speaker 5: where you can see people, you can you date them
Speaker 5: by seeing if they have a tribal tattoo on them.
Speaker 4: And I always ask, why did you think that looked good?
Speaker 5: Because even me growing up as a kid looking at
Speaker 5: the tribal tattoos, I'm like, that looks stupid.
Speaker 4: You know, it doesn't look like a It just looks
Speaker 4: like nothing to me. My grandma has a real tribal tattoo,
Speaker 4: which is hilarious. I think she has a real, like
Speaker 4: actual Tino sun tattoo right on our chazz. Why do
Speaker 4: you have a tattoo there, You're like, you're you're so
Speaker 4: lame and Christian and old.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 4: I know it's a cultural thing.
Speaker 5: That that is completely fun, especially like when I see
Speaker 5: Polynesian tattoos. I think a lot of the Polynesian patterns
Speaker 5: are dope, and so they'll all do it like, you know,
Speaker 5: if you look like the Rock and his extended family
Speaker 5: or all like a lot of the Fattou stuff, they
Speaker 5: have all these cool patterns on them. But I see
Speaker 5: these biker white guys that have fucking barbed wire tattoos
Speaker 5: and then they have this like claw type of fucking
Speaker 5: like tribal ship, and I'm like, what the fuck.
Speaker 4: It's like, it just Godsmack to me.
Speaker 5: It's basically you listen to Godsmack and it's it's it's
Speaker 5: I never understood that even like Godsmac another band that
Speaker 5: I listened to, but you were completely aware of how
Speaker 5: gay they were.
Speaker 4: At one point. I'll never forget this. This will say
Speaker 4: this fast.
Speaker 5: My mom's friend came to visit and then I had
Speaker 5: the Scorpion Kings soundtrack on and the first track is
Speaker 5: uh I stand Alone by Godsmack, and he was like
Speaker 5: he came up and He's like.
Speaker 4: Wow, like that sounds really good.
Speaker 5: And I was just kind of like I didn't want
Speaker 5: this guy to get the impression. I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 5: I hope you don't think these guys are cool, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean? Like I got of like I
Speaker 5: kind of like, I hate to break. This is not
Speaker 5: the best crowd to get apart. Like I just wanted
Speaker 5: to warn him to be like, don't. I don't want
Speaker 5: you to me in your card. You you're not your
Speaker 5: You'll get no pussy. You know, people will probably fight
Speaker 5: you if you're playing godsmack.
Speaker 4: So don't get the thing. If you think it looks
Speaker 4: am going to try to have second you if you
Speaker 4: played this song, you got it. It's really not safe
Speaker 4: for you to do. Don't do that with the disclaimer,
Speaker 4: is what I'm saying, right, disclaimer.
Speaker 1: Count orlock reminding you that you're gay, rode In, that's fair,
Speaker 1: it says yo, Chris. I just listen to anpisode from
Speaker 1: a couple months back where you talked about feeling a
Speaker 1: sharp pain your upper abdomen with breathing in. Sometimes that's
Speaker 1: all that's an enlarged spleen. It can be a symptom
Speaker 1: of underlying health as you to go see a doctor
Speaker 1: on guard. I'm fine, it's got worse, but he's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it actually happens every day. But whatever, I'll
Speaker 1: walk it off.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh what is this Derek Pilot eats corn the long way? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wrote in yeah says not a question. Can you
Speaker 1: let Sweeney know that I'm going to steal his foreskin
Speaker 1: when he goes to Disneyland this weekend because he spoiled
Speaker 1: the X Men ninety seven when I was listening to
Speaker 1: the X Men ninety seven Dark Tank episode. Why are
Speaker 1: you listening to the X Men ninety seven Dark Tank episode?
Speaker 1: If you're watching x Men ninety seven, we.
Speaker 4: Would no review that you and I did. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: I feel like that was that was the point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like we well just sacrifice your foreskin.
Speaker 4: Sorry, bitch, you can't. You can't be that stupid out
Speaker 4: here using a computer. You can't be that silly, yeah,
Speaker 4: out here using technology.
Speaker 5: We'll say this also for for anybody, just disclaimer. If
Speaker 5: if there's an extra AMMO and we are talking about
Speaker 5: a specific anything, yeah, it's absolutely because it's it's paygated. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's uh, we're absolutely spoiling it. It's it's not supposed
Speaker 5: to be.
Speaker 4: Like like on the main show.
Speaker 1: It's optional stuff. And even with you know, the main show,
Speaker 1: we try to make spoil Superman today, but we tried
Speaker 1: to very.
Speaker 5: Like it didn't spoil anything because what you said in
Speaker 5: a vacuum makes no sense. Yeah, it makes what you said,
Speaker 5: the little little spoiler they did like, it has no bearing,
Speaker 5: has no meaning.
Speaker 4: If you haven't seen it, you're like, what the fuck
Speaker 4: you dot?
Speaker 1: What dang?
Speaker 4: It makes sense?
Speaker 1: That makes no sense anyway. Yeah, you just gotta deal
Speaker 1: with it. And then what is the last one? Jube
Speaker 1: calling you the hard and what I don't even know
Speaker 1: that is j j I U B. I don't know
Speaker 1: who that is.
Speaker 5: Probably this person's name shout out to if you're Indian,
Speaker 5: shout out many.
Speaker 1: Juice only what are you saying?
Speaker 4: And I have the boo boos? What about the ju juice.
Speaker 1: Nice In the wake of Ozzy, I'm not getting into that.
Speaker 1: In the In the wake of Ozzie's final concert, it
Speaker 1: got me thinking about big names I never got to
Speaker 1: see on stage at their peak or at all. I
Speaker 1: never got to see Carlin because I was too young,
Speaker 1: never got to see Ozzie because I didn't care.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 1: I got it. I got it. I got it, though,
Speaker 1: I totally see what you're saying. In fact, the only
Speaker 1: notable stadium event I ever even remember was fucking Jeff
Speaker 1: Dunham show.
Speaker 13: Yeah this guy, Yeah you saw document the Terrorists Live?
Speaker 13: Hell yeah, dude, I kill you, kill you. I don't
Speaker 13: know what, I don't know the bits really yeah, yeah,
Speaker 13: that's the only one.
Speaker 1: He was like, Oh my god, give him millions of dump.
Speaker 5: It's such a reflection of our of our like our country.
Speaker 5: I know that guy can become an infinity millionaire.
Speaker 1: He just pretends to speak like he pretends to do comedy.
Speaker 4: He pretty absolutely does pretend to do comedy.
Speaker 1: Mine fucking outrageous, Okay, And then people are just and
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, yeah, it's just like, yeah, it's like,
Speaker 1: why didn't I just make a puppet and just fucking
Speaker 1: barely barely even put any effort into the.
Speaker 4: Ventrila literally insensitive, I'm racist, I like making fun of
Speaker 4: this is.
Speaker 1: My puppet, and this is my puppet, and he's old man,
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking old guy.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's the old guy. That's so what an
Speaker 4: old guy sounds like there was a Mexican halapino go figure.
Speaker 1: Remember that.
Speaker 4: There was something a weird thing. I only remember oman
Speaker 4: it was a akman. I'm starting to think about, like
Speaker 4: the props that I see it, like a purple big
Speaker 4: lift I'm talking about. I don't know what. I don't
Speaker 4: know what that thing. Oh yeah, look at a monkey
Speaker 4: sort of remember it was like a weird like a
Speaker 4: little troll. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 1: It was like a troll was a thing, troll doll.
Speaker 1: Now I have a purple guy, I.
Speaker 4: Guess fucking puppets, purple fucking puppet bitch Smith Jeff done
Speaker 4: on my low view puppets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this fucking thing, it's like yeah, yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: purple skin and green hair.
Speaker 5: Its lips are way bigger than I remember. Peanut, peanuts
Speaker 5: its name. That's very creative. It was like a peanut,
Speaker 5: the the c se, the holopen because I remember it's
Speaker 5: just a hollopennon with the sombrero.
Speaker 4: There's the old guy. I remember.
Speaker 1: Everybody remember his classic Jeff unneing bits.
Speaker 4: That fucking old guy reminds me of the dude from
Speaker 4: a l A You are remember, do you remember.
Speaker 1: The exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: Remember who was I played that? I played that scene
Speaker 4: and it's just as crazy as you think. Well, it's
Speaker 4: just like when he's like, oh I didn't hide some
Speaker 4: stuff like honest, and he's like like the most obvious
Speaker 4: lying face, so like like I believe you. You're so
Speaker 4: right though, that is totally exactly the same.
Speaker 1: Can you look him up? Actually look up that character
Speaker 1: or that like scene or whatever that is so precisely
Speaker 1: this old man puppet from Jeff Dunham set.
Speaker 4: In Old Guy.
Speaker 6: Like that.
Speaker 5: It's so close, like you're supposed to see if this
Speaker 5: guy's lying or not, and he's making.
Speaker 1: Its Actually it's almost the same.
Speaker 4: Clothes, really did they just like legitimately, Fuck, he's only
Speaker 4: got a red bow tie, but that's the only difference.
Speaker 4: That's pretty close.
Speaker 1: Dude, that's genuinely jarring.
Speaker 5: I love this that this was to be fair, this
Speaker 5: is uh, pretty close early in the game, so it's
Speaker 5: more of a I guess, a feeler to have you
Speaker 5: understand the mechanics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's no, honest, it's like if it's
Speaker 1: like if you ask somebody to act like they were lying,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Some of them are actually a little good. Because I
Speaker 4: I some of them are good.
Speaker 5: Some of them are I was like, fuck, actually don't
Speaker 5: because they look a little suspicious. But also I feel
Speaker 5: like they're supposed to get off a nervous five, which
Speaker 5: is not the same thing, right, Yeah, like being nervous.
Speaker 4: A lot of y'all cops are well are you so nervous?
Speaker 4: It's like because you have a gun, faggot, like, I'm
Speaker 4: not guilty. You just you can shoot me in the
Speaker 4: face any second. I think it's so funny because like
Speaker 4: the light Ones, you put black people in it's like,
Speaker 4: doubt Nick, you're lying. It's like I was right outside
Speaker 4: of the build the Fadi there. Put him in jail.
Speaker 4: Put him in jail.
Speaker 1: He's scared. Put him in jail, like I didn't se
Speaker 1: Hi approaching at night. Put him in jail anyway.
Speaker 4: He would always said you just racism from that game.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, please stop, I don't like anyway.
Speaker 1: Congratulations on going to Jef Dunham and seeing him live.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great. That's something no one can ever take
Speaker 4: away from you. I actually Jeff Dunham for free, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Like I would never pay me.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't even I'm not and I mean free, I'm
Speaker 5: not paying for comped meals or I'm not paying for
Speaker 5: the meals made be camped like not. You do know
Speaker 5: how they used to have a minimum drink or meals.
Speaker 1: If it's like less than if it's less than fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes away and it's free, and I don't have to
Speaker 1: pay for any food share, I'll.
Speaker 4: Go see Yeah, why not if it's sixteen minutes away.
Speaker 4: It's sixteen minutes away and free.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying him just too much sixty seconds.
Speaker 4: I don't know about that man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyway, he writes, he's going like anyway. My
Speaker 1: question is to you, by the fuckers?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: Is there any artists you were not having seen live,
Speaker 1: whether it was in or out of your control.
Speaker 4: Any of them? Yeah? I never saw Lincoln Park, you know,
Speaker 4: Lincoln Park is the obvious one for me. I never
Speaker 4: saw Michael Jackson. Yeah, I never saw Odd Future when
Speaker 4: you were a group. Makes me sad. I guess still
Speaker 4: happen that happened? You never know. Earl does not fun
Speaker 4: with them. People get old, they reconcile. They that's true,
Speaker 4: but Earl's brain, he's like he's like, I'm like making art,
Speaker 4: y'all do whatever you want. I think Tyler's washed up, honestly,
Speaker 4: they personally, I just not washed up. He just doesn't
Speaker 4: make me it's for me at epsote at all anymore.
Speaker 4: I guess it's not.
Speaker 1: He just put on an album.
Speaker 4: That's why he's definitely not washed up. But like, I
Speaker 4: understand what you mean, Like you just don't care, Like
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 1: I like the cover of it. Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he's he's doing interesting stuff. He's like, I
Speaker 4: think he's just do younkers too. Yeah, you mean wolf
Speaker 4: are goblins. I don't know. What I mean is make
Speaker 4: those all younger. Yeah, I would look. Look, I would
Speaker 4: love that, But I just don't think he has any anymore.
Speaker 4: I think he's gotten too rich and too like, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to go out here, and there's no way
Speaker 4: I would if I there's no way i'd want to
Speaker 4: do that again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, funny if that was Yeah, but yeah, Lincoln Park
Speaker 1: is the obvious one for me. Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 1: really the biggest one. There's some things that I think
Speaker 1: I would gotten a kick out of seeing, Like it
Speaker 1: would have been interesting to see. Oh, Paramore, I guess
Speaker 1: it's the other one. I never saw Paramour.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think first concert experience.
Speaker 1: There's something that I feel like it would have been
Speaker 1: interesting to see, Like, like I think it may be
Speaker 1: it'll be weird, like and have an Essence show. It'd
Speaker 1: be weird to be in. That'd be crazy, or like
Speaker 1: a night Wish concert or something. There's something fucking very bizarre.
Speaker 4: I want to listen to Metallica, But I think that's
Speaker 4: kind of the question. No, I but it would just
Speaker 4: wouldn't be it wouldn't be what I wanted to be.
Speaker 4: I'd have to go back in time to when I
Speaker 4: was three and three. Yeah, that's another one that I
Speaker 4: need to see Metallica before.
Speaker 5: I'm kind of have this weird thing that I'm holding
Speaker 5: onto that Lars is going to be too crippled to
Speaker 5: play drums, and then they'll actually get a competent drummer
Speaker 5: and then like, I actually want to see them because
Speaker 5: there's a part of me that like every because they
Speaker 5: put out so much live footage. They're one of the
Speaker 5: bands that put out so much live it sounds great
Speaker 5: and it's just all on their YouTube channel and Lars
Speaker 5: is just a terrible fucking drummer, and it's the big
Speaker 5: elephant in the room that everybody knows about. There's jokes
Speaker 5: all over their social media, you see, like, uh, there's
Speaker 5: a tech guy the drum tech that was kind of
Speaker 5: warming up on the drums, and they're like, dude, that's
Speaker 5: the most action and most competency you'll ever get on
Speaker 5: that clip. That fucking drunkit ever, because that guy was
Speaker 5: like fucking actually doing real fills and all this stuff,
Speaker 5: and large is terrible. So there's a part of me
Speaker 5: that would one pay, however much it costs to see
Speaker 5: them now, probably a lot because they play in stadiums.
Speaker 1: I would pay.
Speaker 4: If Lara's gold, I've been like cos I've been wanting
Speaker 4: to do that one, but it's like that chorus, there's
Speaker 4: not enough, there's not enough song. Yeah, so like what
Speaker 4: do I It's it's too I'm sure people still appreciate it,
Speaker 4: but it's just too nothing. You gotta you gotta for
Speaker 4: when there's bars, you have to go hard that I
Speaker 4: have to like really sing a heart out for it.
Speaker 4: I fucking I really I hate how much of a
Speaker 4: Metallica fan I have been my whole life without know
Speaker 4: those things. I've been a Metallica fan. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I guess I really do like it. I know what
Speaker 4: you mean, I know what you I really do like it.
Speaker 4: If it's like, oh, talk about metal, I'm like, I
Speaker 4: only have their music for metal reference in my brain.
Speaker 4: That's me with Chili's Chili Peppers.
Speaker 5: Chili Peppers, I I Calivernication is a great album actually,
Speaker 5: because I always.
Speaker 4: Feel like I'm like, I don't really like Chili Peppers.
Speaker 4: I think is an idiot.
Speaker 5: You don't like before I know about him being like,
Speaker 5: oh I'm dating like a fucking twenty year old or whatever,
Speaker 5: then well he just sounds like it is.
Speaker 4: That's what it's that. It's the it's his rapping, that
Speaker 4: annoyed math.
Speaker 1: I don't know what duplus do is with I'll take
Speaker 1: that I'm so slow.
Speaker 4: It's before he does that part. That's what I don't like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ababe California but baby, because he.
Speaker 6: Just can't stop boop Lilifornia, California.
Speaker 4: It's like I loved Peppers because that's like all like
Speaker 4: our age. That was music that was on I didn't like.
Speaker 1: I really didn't experience.
Speaker 4: I heard Peppers my dad didn't like that's probably why
Speaker 4: you probably heard that stuff.
Speaker 5: We're talking about what he didn't get to the good courses,
Speaker 5: you know, like like he could have taken and he
Speaker 5: was like, you sounds like those.
Speaker 4: Is this fucking eagle to the TV through Alex.
Speaker 1: This isn't Benny and the Jets. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Chris Pullet shatters it into the TV then jumped over
Speaker 4: the coup. That's such a crazy life to live up.
Speaker 1: Last way, last one, last one, and then were and
Speaker 1: then we're doing names. Black Face Sanji, this is an
Speaker 1: interesting one. Black Face Sanji, Hello Taiwan. Cool Fox characters.
Speaker 1: That's it's crazy. Have you seen that cool Fox?
Speaker 4: Of course, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: There's so there's this there's like a PS two looking
Speaker 1: game that came out recently or something where it's like
Speaker 1: a character action platformer. So there's like anthropomorphic animals and
Speaker 1: ship and they're just straight up ghetto apes. And it's
Speaker 1: unfortunately because it's pretty good character design, but it's like,
Speaker 1: what are they doing here?
Speaker 4: Ghetto apes?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 4: It looks Jordan would not stop talking about it when
Speaker 4: we've had his house this weekend. He was like, hey,
Speaker 4: look there's.
Speaker 1: A graffiti in their world in their overworld too. It's crazy,
Speaker 1: that's outrageous. Anyway, he already says a submission mostly for
Speaker 1: Chris had a good time for the solo. Uh, I
Speaker 1: really only I really enjoyed the jokes that seemed preconceived.
Speaker 1: Like Chris, he said something about like, oh, he's basically saying,
Speaker 1: I think you do well as a stand up. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. But the more interesting part of this is
Speaker 1: that that being said, let's get parasocial. On a previous episode,
Speaker 1: you mentioned getting side eyed by Noah Samson at a
Speaker 1: party a few years back. Coincidentally, on his U n
Speaker 1: r W A charity stream, he did mention being at
Speaker 1: a creative party and hating somebody saw at it. My
Speaker 1: questions do you remember doing comedy? So I get I
Speaker 1: don't really have an answer for the second thing. I
Speaker 1: just thought that was a fun you.
Speaker 4: I'm yeah, I'm sure though he's hurt, just like those
Speaker 4: remember those, Well they're the snark Tank podcast and then
Speaker 4: they turned their name to Contrivance. Oh yeah, they probably
Speaker 4: have the same experience that they probably have the same
Speaker 4: experience no Samson in them. They know you by proxy
Speaker 4: of what they've heard, right, Oh, like this a Nazi
Speaker 4: podcast or something like it is silly, But clearly people
Speaker 4: were just saying that that's crazy. It is very funny.
Speaker 4: We're Nazis, then what's Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: The thing that's unfortunate about it is that, like when
Speaker 1: you're at parties, you see the groups that people meld into. Look,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about no Samson. He's got a
Speaker 1: very nice group of white friends. No judgment, So I'm
Speaker 1: sure you've got a nice it's not a problem that
Speaker 1: your friend group is not particularly diverse. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I literally know next to nothing about this guy.
Speaker 4: I've noticed.
Speaker 5: I've noticed that the bread tubers overcorrect because they don't.
Speaker 4: This is actually what happened with Ethan Klein, and he's
Speaker 4: been very forthcoming.
Speaker 5: About it that he literally had almost no experience with
Speaker 5: black people growing up, and he's talked about on the podcast,
Speaker 5: and you see the people.
Speaker 4: They do this over correction, and it's very.
Speaker 5: Noticeable between people who just grew up with black and
Speaker 5: brown people, and it's just it's not you don't think
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 4: It's just a thing.
Speaker 5: And then you gat friends and it's diverse because you
Speaker 5: grew up in a diverse place versus people like this,
Speaker 5: and they have a very different I just their vibe
Speaker 5: is off. But I Noah, same thing. I don't know
Speaker 5: much about Noah. He does have the personagious vibe. I
Speaker 5: think everybody can notice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did. To be fair, I donated to a
Speaker 4: charity too, So I'm like, you know, I don't. I
Speaker 4: don't hate the guy.
Speaker 1: He's doing good things. I literally don't know shit about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just think that's fucking funny.
Speaker 4: Guy.
Speaker 5: I just I just think I would bet money that
Speaker 5: it's Oh. I heard like, is this Nazi doing here?
Speaker 5: This fascist or whatever?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, it's crazy that you think that.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: They think that.
Speaker 4: It's like it's a cat black drawing of me? Did
Speaker 4: you did you ever see that thing? I didn't see
Speaker 4: she do a drawing of me.
Speaker 5: First of all, I'm wearing a fucking huge ass fucking
Speaker 5: shirt with a chain, so I'm looking hood as fuck,
Speaker 5: but also draws a Nazi armband on me, and she
Speaker 5: made it like it's a YouTube video and it says
Speaker 5: some conservative black and the title is like my my
Speaker 5: friends are Nazis or something, And I'm like this isn't.
Speaker 5: First of all, it's crazy that you drew me like this,
Speaker 5: like you, of all people, this caricature, this racist caricature.
Speaker 5: And also my friends are not I was just like
Speaker 5: bro brother. None of these people have seen an ounce
Speaker 5: of our content.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course, yeah, I love it though. It's fun.
Speaker 1: That was the that was the most fun I had
Speaker 1: at that party, was just understanding that I was bothering
Speaker 1: people by being just because only a freak would be bothered.
Speaker 1: It's kind of the thing. That's kind of how I
Speaker 1: feel about.
Speaker 4: It's like i'd walk up to them and talk to
Speaker 4: him like, hey, it's gone. Hey man, I love you,
Speaker 4: I love you so much.
Speaker 1: Gone.
Speaker 4: I think I I think what you're saying about me
Speaker 4: is in fact entirely true. I'm really I'm really bad.
Speaker 4: I have no good intentions. I want people like you
Speaker 4: to die. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want to know to just understand that's fair. I
Speaker 1: want to know to understand that, like, yes, I do,
Speaker 1: I do think black people are inferior.
Speaker 4: Why don't you ask one of your black friends to
Speaker 4: talk to me to change my mind?
Speaker 1: This guy, I can't. I want him to die desperately.
Speaker 4: I wanted to. I really want to bring one of
Speaker 4: your black friends, just we can talk to him. I
Speaker 4: love that, I love I love you, please so much.
Speaker 4: Wait are your black friends? Where are your female friends
Speaker 4: of color? Where are you're trying to queer fans? Please?
Speaker 1: Please show show me them?
Speaker 4: Please? They could change my mind right now, right now,
Speaker 4: I'm subset to I could be changed.
Speaker 1: Well, I could be changed.
Speaker 4: I don't have any well, not yet.
Speaker 1: I'm working on.
Speaker 4: A nonsist white friend of yours could really change my perspective. Well, I'm, I'm,
Speaker 4: I'm I talked to this one person the other day.
Speaker 4: Maybe I can. I'm gonna be friends with that. I could,
Speaker 4: I will. I'm gonna say the end word. If one
Speaker 4: doesn't show.
Speaker 1: Up my gas station attended, I guess again, we're busted balls.
Speaker 1: I don't know any of Yeah, yeah, but you know,
Speaker 1: having friends that look like it's fun.
Speaker 4: Having all your friends looked like you was a strange
Speaker 4: occurrence experience, and I just I've just never experienced that
Speaker 4: in my life. It's a freaking weird to me. It is,
Speaker 4: it's it is strange. Granted, I've usually been the I've
Speaker 4: usually been one of two black and three packed people
Speaker 4: with friend groups. Most of the time, but it's really
Speaker 4: weird not having like having everyone tears white. It's like
Speaker 4: strange to me. It's like, what, because that's Lily. Lily's
Speaker 4: friends they're all Mexican people, But that's because she grew
Speaker 4: up here where everyone's fucking Mexicans in her area.
Speaker 1: She had that. Yeah, so I get it.
Speaker 5: It's like I have I have an overwhelming amount of
Speaker 5: Mexican friends, but my group was like, say, my main
Speaker 5: group a dwarf white guy that looked like he was
Speaker 5: forty fucking Hawaiian. That sucked, but he was, you know,
Speaker 5: he's fine, so you know, like fucking a couple of Mexicans.
Speaker 5: It was like it was it was very weird.
Speaker 4: How different the group.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so funny.
Speaker 4: Your friend group is overwhelmingly Caribbean Hispanic. Granted that's what
Speaker 4: it's sane degree. Yeah, but we have friends that are
Speaker 4: different color, like especially now, our friend group is like
Speaker 4: every sort of well I.
Speaker 1: Remember even in high school, our group looked like you
Speaker 1: would see it and you'd be like, this is a
Speaker 1: studio made, this like a studio mandated. This just makes
Speaker 1: no sense. How would these people ever be friends with
Speaker 1: each other? It's like me this Hispanic Puerto Rican light
Speaker 1: skin kid. And then Steve is a Filipino nerd, and
Speaker 1: then my friend Sean who was like he was truly
Speaker 1: white Irish, like redhead ginger, and then there was Justin
Speaker 1: who was like just a big black nerd basically hmm.
Speaker 1: And there were like other people where I'm just like,
Speaker 1: this doesn't really make sense. It's like a breakfast Uh
Speaker 1: what is it the breakfast club or something? What's that
Speaker 1: fucking movie?
Speaker 4: I think that's right.
Speaker 1: I think so. I've never actually seen it. I just
Speaker 1: know the references the people make.
Speaker 4: I know the same same watched that movie with Charlow
Speaker 4: to god, did he try to sexual as? I like,
Speaker 4: that's the right one. That at the base guy. I
Speaker 4: don't know why that.
Speaker 1: Went over my head.
Speaker 4: The breakfast club, the fucking radio show and a god
Speaker 4: also like he's he's a he's a shitty person. And
Speaker 4: about the rape charge, the rape charge he has. It's
Speaker 4: a rape charge, yes, and no one talks about.
Speaker 1: Charged out charged out charge. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Listen, if you're close friends with fucking uh, that fucking
Speaker 5: white idiot on the yeah, you're you're you're not a
Speaker 5: good person, Like.
Speaker 1: If the facts your closest friend due it is crazy.
Speaker 4: Nah.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Nah, bra, it just doesn't work that way.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, well, Trump and Epstein being good friends.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: There's no way you're a good person if you're best
Speaker 4: friends with that guy. What my best friend on Steam
Speaker 4: is fuckingmi? What's wrong with that man? We just played
Speaker 4: Destiny together? Wrong with that?
Speaker 1: He is crazy because it's practice. You were helping, you
Speaker 1: were training with him.
Speaker 4: He's getting crazy thing.
Speaker 1: He's amazing.
Speaker 4: There's people that he's like, people that we could talk
Speaker 4: to that probably actually did that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, yeah, we used to play Kill the President.
Speaker 4: We used to play new Grounds flash game. But he
Speaker 4: was like really he's good.
Speaker 1: Ever, he's really good at Bush Shootout for some reason
Speaker 1: Bush Shootout.
Speaker 4: I do remember that he's realized why is why are
Speaker 4: you so Why are you so good?
Speaker 1: I would buy that on the p s N right now?
Speaker 1: Why are you really good? At time crisis?
Speaker 4: Like way too good? It's going on. They don't even
Speaker 4: enter it on screen. Before they get the screen, you
Speaker 4: shoot where they're at. I mean, he did get that
Speaker 4: guy in the back of the head. It wasn't like
Speaker 4: a skillful yeah, locked up and he's better at what
Speaker 4: you said anything.
Speaker 5: I want to be showing like oh said yeah he
Speaker 5: said something, then John and then he shot.
Speaker 4: Bang bang bang bang.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
Speaker 4: That was whoever found that first, who ever remembers that.
Speaker 4: As soon as I heard, I was like, oh, perfect,
Speaker 4: that's what he does. I didn't know that. That's why
Speaker 4: I was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 1: You know what I've been seeing a lot on on
Speaker 1: Twitter lately for some reason. I mean, this was a
Speaker 1: big thing a couple years ago, but like these uh,
Speaker 1: these Breaking Bad edits that are like researching now because
Speaker 1: everybody's like one, well yeah, of course, every like where
Speaker 1: Duco's breaking up the Infinity Stones and those things are
Speaker 1: so well edited, man. But I saw one recently that
Speaker 1: was like breaking Bad if no one was careful, and
Speaker 1: it's insane because like there's the seat of him like
Speaker 1: Hank showing everybody at the party of the gun and
Speaker 1: it's just constantly going off and it's like this and
Speaker 1: then like he's he's driving with Wall Junior and he
Speaker 1: runs over the drug dealers and he's like, h you
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Speaker 1: like it looked like breaking bad. Like super fans for
Speaker 1: some reason have like doctorates in editing softwares. It's insane.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like the way that they were able
Speaker 1: to color grade, like there's shots that they was like
Speaker 1: that was in the daytime and they made it look
Speaker 1: convincing latet night.
Speaker 5: I don't know how the man they took it on.
Speaker 5: I love how the metas go. You never know what's
Speaker 5: gonna catch on, and then these geniuses like this is
Speaker 5: what interested them and it took off and you're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 5: what happened with Spider Man For a minute. Yeah, Like
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Speaker 1: Fuck me, what.
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Speaker 4: through metal?
Speaker 6: Well?
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Speaker 1: that's what it is. That did not ring for me,
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Speaker 14: it's in on nature to ship us, it's on nature
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Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 1: I love that song actually, like that song is so
Speaker 1: fucking fun, good.
Speaker 4: Songs, good opener for an album that blood Brothers. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're right, that's not an open that's track number six.
Speaker 4: It's weird that I remember.
Speaker 1: I actually remember the name.
Speaker 4: I remember I did. I really liked that album. I
Speaker 4: think it's not a bad one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's number But I love Blood brother because Blood
Speaker 1: Brothers I think was in Tony Hawk.
Speaker 4: I think either pro Skido two or three.
Speaker 1: It was in two. I think too. Two's the one
Speaker 1: that I have the most nostalgic memories for because I
Speaker 1: played it the most. I never and I'm only realizing
Speaker 1: now because the third one is out and it's on
Speaker 1: game pass. I was like, oh shit, I guess I'll
Speaker 1: play it. But like I actually was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the guittorial and actually learn how to
Speaker 1: play this. And I realized, like, man, I did not
Speaker 1: how to play this. Ever. I had no idea that
Speaker 1: game is just going over rams, holding circle and then
Speaker 1: twirling the entire time I was doing jack Fuck. I
Speaker 1: had no idea you could, like, you know, do half
Speaker 1: the ship in that game playing it like.
Speaker 4: All this stuff to chain it together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I was just bad at I was like,
Speaker 1: or I just wasn't patient or whatever, right, But uh,
Speaker 1: there's a lot more to that, than I than I
Speaker 1: thought three is pretty good by the way. Uh. I
Speaker 1: know people have weird feelings about what they did with
Speaker 1: four because four was like a completely different game, but
Speaker 1: they just made it more like two and one and three.
Speaker 1: But like, I don't care, because anyone.
Speaker 4: Might be the one that I didn't play.
Speaker 1: Four had like a open world kind of thing. It
Speaker 1: was like a campaign structure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was more.
Speaker 1: It was different, but now it's like they just took
Speaker 1: the levels and made it more like one, two and three.
Speaker 4: I see.
Speaker 1: So to me, I like, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 4: I think the only underground was the one I played.
Speaker 4: The type of thug. Thug like any type of campaign
Speaker 4: where there's like a story and shit, and you had something.
Speaker 1: I love that game.
Speaker 4: Some guy like your move or some ship. Yes, that
Speaker 4: was the beginning of the first one. Go get him
Speaker 4: and you have to fight the guy with the tricycle,
Speaker 4: A little fucking guy with a little tricycle. Was that
Speaker 4: was the tricycle or was it the because you fought
Speaker 4: like an undead guy and both of them you fight
Speaker 4: undead people, you fight on dead I don't remember that,
Speaker 4: and both of them play undead Nightmare.
Speaker 1: It was either Tony Hawk or Red Dad. I can't
Speaker 1: remember similar serious.
Speaker 6: Kick flip.
Speaker 1: I can't flip.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I haven't caick flipped in a while. I
Speaker 4: don't know, guys, I was trying up.
Speaker 1: I've got a trick.
Speaker 4: I got a trick.
Speaker 1: Watch this and he just dies. He doesn't even He
Speaker 1: rides a skateboard full speed downhill into a horse.
Speaker 4: Arthur Morgan's pro skater. He's going down the head. Oh boy,
Speaker 4: that's a good bar.
Speaker 1: That's a good boy. It's like he's pets his skateboards.
Speaker 4: Board has a good bar. Like he lays down flat
Speaker 4: on the skateboard, stomach first and pets the skateboard. I
Speaker 4: love Papa Roach. I love them to war threat.
Speaker 1: Finally we agree.
Speaker 4: I don't like them too much. I don't like them
Speaker 4: very much Dutch. They do the hip hops.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That's a good mic. Actually, time and
Speaker 1: time anyway.
Speaker 4: I love that seat so much. He's like I scanned
Speaker 4: it in the heart. He's like anytime, old friend. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I'm just killed him right there.
Speaker 1: More bullets possibly revolvers at once.
Speaker 4: He's just shooting. He's shooting for the thriller. He's shooting
Speaker 4: for the thriller.
Speaker 1: At that moment, he pulls out two revolvers.
Speaker 4: With drums on.
Speaker 1: With drums, it looks like.
Speaker 4: Mike has gone in most of the ground by where
Speaker 4: he was sitting. I needed break up.
Speaker 1: I needed I gonna finish the game.
Speaker 4: Arthur, What the hell? Where did you get that gun?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 15: Some Asian guy just picked it up, some mysterious guy
Speaker 15: in the woods. I don't know, man, A top hat,
Speaker 15: quiet mysterious. I don't ask questions.
Speaker 1: Believe me alone, you fat bitch.
Speaker 4: It was stupid, motherfucker. I hate your stupid slut wife.
Speaker 1: God damn it. That's not necessary, man, We all had her.
Speaker 1: Jack's like, yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 4: Well, Jack, you know she's kind of she sucks. You
Speaker 4: know he slugs Jack.
Speaker 8: Well, you know Jack's Mac's Mack coming is a surprise
Speaker 8: to you.
Speaker 1: Jack. But I killed her yesterday and you didn't even notice.
Speaker 4: This is some bad time because you're a stupid fuck.
Speaker 4: She sucks. As a matter of fact, about you felt happier,
Speaker 4: didn't you? Admitted? I guess you're right.
Speaker 1: I didn't think about it that way, admitted. I feel like, Wow,
Speaker 1: the way I think John Worts is always shouting for her.
Speaker 1: This that's the only way that can mimic it was
Speaker 1: the only way. I can't do it.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can only impersonate him screaming very true.
Speaker 4: Actually yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Good and we're.
Speaker 4: He says that he said he would he would, he
Speaker 4: would do that. I don't think he would say that.
Speaker 4: I think I don't think I will. Arthur is definitely
Speaker 4: not racist. I'm pretty sure John's not racist. I don't
Speaker 4: think I think Arthur's not racist. But I think he
Speaker 4: said the N word for sure.
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, he doesn't do it anymore until he realized, like,
Speaker 5: don't they don't like this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like as a description, he's like, what are you there?
Speaker 4: A couple of hard call him.
Speaker 1: I guess right, you know.
Speaker 4: And then then he spoke to Lenny and then freaking
Speaker 4: Lenny and Charlie God, just like, hey, that word doesn't
Speaker 4: mean he was I even mean, goddamn, it.
Speaker 2: Was that pretty black man that he was, that bratty
Speaker 2: black man with a gorgeous eyelashes, looked like a pharaoh.
Speaker 1: It's just Charlotte Man and the gods the breakfast club.
Speaker 4: He looks, he looks sung like a ninja.
Speaker 5: Turtle doesn't it what you goes to that man, Wait
Speaker 5: the goods that can'temy doing. Charlemage, he's just always.
Speaker 4: About his courage. He talks with his lips. It really
Speaker 4: he does while you gonna go see that. It's like Charlemagne,
Speaker 4: he sounds a courage being digitized Charlamne Hoe you make
Speaker 4: up in a plantation two hundred years ago.
Speaker 1: Fuck you.
Speaker 4: But also he gets to waste away in a wormhone.
Speaker 2: Well I'm not supposed to be he grabbed dragged to
Speaker 2: the fucking tail Charlemagne.
Speaker 4: Well, looks like once again we've.
Speaker 1: Sent Charlemagne the god back through a portal as his customary.
Speaker 4: Let's get ready to rob san Denies.
Speaker 15: Just we're having stagecoach now, because fucking whatever, what's the
Speaker 15: fucking point.
Speaker 1: I would love it if there was like a red
Speaker 1: did Emption three and it was like dead serious, yeah,
Speaker 1: the entire time, and then the last third they just
Speaker 1: completely give up.
Speaker 4: It's exactly what we just said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like old rabbits stage coach whatever. I
Speaker 1: don't know, there's one and then like everybody shows up.
Speaker 4: What would there even be about? Character dead? Characters are back.
Speaker 4: Arthur's back, coughing like a motherfucker do Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 4: Actually fucking you turn the game off and it's still
Speaker 4: playing out, so you tell you you just.
Speaker 1: You can't take a break or you'll miss it and
Speaker 1: there's no way to rewind. You have to just buy
Speaker 1: it and copy of the game and time it. You
Speaker 1: gotta that's crazy that you have to record. You have
Speaker 1: to record the game. You gotta recorder Rose, It's gonna
Speaker 1: be fucking wasted. You can never like you upload content either,
Speaker 1: like they copyright claim it.
Speaker 5: So like you're trying to be like, oh, look at
Speaker 5: if you missed it, I got you Like no, immediately
Speaker 5: flagged immediately.
Speaker 4: Their own trailers from the studio that day they get copyright.
Speaker 6: It plays one time.
Speaker 5: They give you the exact amount of time that the
Speaker 5: trailer is before it gets copyright claim to take.
Speaker 4: It down, So you have to be there. Streams ended.
Speaker 4: That's so crazy. Steams get ended like I can't afford to.
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Speaker 4: Rock Star has a lot of money. They do it.
Speaker 1: They won't. Yeah, this is all right. The worms bursting
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Speaker 4: What it's made from?
Speaker 1: Oh the laze?
Speaker 4: Okay, real messy skin? Oh so like it's I don't
Speaker 4: know how they did that.
Speaker 1: They just sunburned them five million times, just peeled off
Speaker 1: his fucking skin and made potato chips out of it. Uh.
Speaker 4: These are unnecessarily good, are they? What are they like?
Speaker 1: What's the flavor?
Speaker 4: The flavor is Argentinian style steak.
Speaker 1: I can't even fathom.
Speaker 4: I don't it just whatever it is, it tastes fucking good.
Speaker 4: At least I like it.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 4: It's a knife shuttle flavor.
Speaker 1: That's confusing me though, because I feel like it's meat,
Speaker 1: like it's good, but also like it feels wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like it though, Will you want a chip?
Speaker 1: It's like she's like.
Speaker 4: Roast beef, you know, becomes fucking blue and dyes.
Speaker 1: No, fucking damn, that's really aggressive.
Speaker 4: You get those? I do hate that pretty good. I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 5: They're probably on the chip aisle, but I saw them
Speaker 5: on promotional by the where the napkins are and stuff.
Speaker 4: There's the produce section.
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Speaker 1: a really good chip. I'm a right, I should, I
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Speaker 1: He's crying on the bag.
Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a pet fan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had just a grilled cheese this morning, so
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think for lunch. I gotta do something
Speaker 1: better than chips.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have a sandwich when I get home.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, drink, drink sandwiches. They're my favorite lunch.
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Speaker 4: Would actually like, why not help people like you?
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Speaker 4: I'm saying, like, could you not agree?
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Speaker 1: And I remember it very distinctive because I loved it.
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Speaker 1: they didn't claim uh. Human Torch song from nineteen ninety
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Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 1: Ooh, the Fantastic four cartoon where Johnny Storm is rapping.
Speaker 1: I have not.
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Speaker 1: I'll show him unbelievable.
Speaker 4: So my name is Johnny and I'm here to shake.
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Speaker 1: Hot, No, that's not so.
Speaker 4: He's racist, too, great, you would be Johnny Storm.
Speaker 1: He has the most he's the most like of that crew.
Speaker 1: He's the more like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like not seethingly, but you know he has brittian
Speaker 1: he he he looks at a black andy and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be wary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a little nervous. I don't think the necessarily
Speaker 4: be weary. I hear things on that exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I can't believe this was real. It feels
Speaker 1: like a fucking fever dream. Dude.
Speaker 4: The animation is amazing.
Speaker 1: This this is.
Speaker 4: This isn't like a don't making fun.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, she actually started smiling, and they should have
Speaker 5: cut before she started smiling.
Speaker 4: Turned up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is real.
Speaker 4: It was not supposed to be that the animation does
Speaker 4: not match.
Speaker 6: Up that.
Speaker 4: There's no way this is real.
Speaker 1: I am so serious. It doesn't match. It's not they didn't.
Speaker 5: That was clearly not supposed to be hip hop. It
Speaker 5: wasn't supposed to be I don't think, are you I'm
Speaker 5: not joking. I feel like I'm getting I am serious.
Speaker 1: I don't know where you would be able to stream
Speaker 1: the show legitimately, but this is a real clip.
Speaker 9: Wait.
Speaker 4: Wait, what's happening though? Wasn't that bad?
Speaker 1: He?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: So the buildings starting to burn down? Right, and then
Speaker 1: you see Reid Richards. He's like, oh my god, everybody's fleeing.
Speaker 1: You're not going anywhere.
Speaker 4: The building building.
Speaker 1: That is very real. I I hear you, but I
Speaker 1: understand I too would I too, am still confused by it.
Speaker 1: Quite frankly, what.
Speaker 4: That did not sound like ninety four hip hop? It
Speaker 4: sounded like I am. I'm perplexed. But someone made raps
Speaker 4: on it doesn't know how to know about rat music.
Speaker 1: It's vexing, to say the least.
Speaker 5: I will say, looking at the animation with something else, yes,
Speaker 5: and then they put that over it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably because he's probably sinking like my Way or something.
Speaker 4: Something.
Speaker 5: There's a fucking orchestral nigga doing ship dude to deal
Speaker 5: in the background hip hop?
Speaker 4: Okay, charge of the beat. That's he's a charge of
Speaker 4: the beat.
Speaker 1: That song is so crazy, man, it must have really
Speaker 1: killed crazy though it's not bad it has been when
Speaker 1: all those people got snatched by ice last week at
Speaker 1: Lily's Kinsinnia Heat the eating truck stop Sushi on the regular,
Speaker 1: Gids Sweeney a certified rock Can we get a death
Speaker 1: metal logo snark tank tote bag please? The blonde haired,
Speaker 1: blue eyed German guy's name is so annoying. He might
Speaker 1: he just might be a real Germany evil. Freddie Mercury
Speaker 1: gets aids from Pussy Evil?
Speaker 5: Why he gets aids from busy Hey, it's possible. I
Speaker 5: guess a lot harder, but it's possible.
Speaker 1: Obama when he met Michelle be like, let me be quere.
Speaker 4: It's way easier to get it from the butt.
Speaker 1: Rfk's golden worm ascending from his bullet. Rfk's golden worm
Speaker 1: ascending from his gullet as the Eld and Beast m
Speaker 1: turning Japanese covered by Kirsten Duntz two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1: Is that real? She did that? Did she do that?
Speaker 4: And what from the vapors?
Speaker 1: Maybe? I don't know, turning Japanese. I think I'm turning jepaneth.
Speaker 4: So does anyone tell them the meeting?
Speaker 1: That song? It's fucking creepy. I love that song, that's honestly,
Speaker 1: but it is creepy as about jacking off.
Speaker 5: You're turning Japanese by when seeing your eyes are Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's it's it's racist, it's vulgar. But it's a fun song.
Speaker 1: It is fun.
Speaker 4: It's got it's a it's a it's it's got a
Speaker 4: feel to it.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 4: Sign of the times.
Speaker 1: This is real? Is that crazy? Never? I never knew
Speaker 1: about this.
Speaker 4: You pull a sort of come out of your peating.
Speaker 1: Hm, I never knew about this.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 1: I like her.
Speaker 4: I like her more man for Christian dunts. Now I
Speaker 4: like her more now that I know that she singing
Speaker 4: racist anthems. It's so strong that.
Speaker 1: She I have no old her now.
Speaker 4: Obvious racist. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: This is a crazy song though, because it's like the
Speaker 1: picture he's painting is insane. I had like a doctor
Speaker 1: to take a picture so I could see you from
Speaker 1: the inside as well. It's a lyric.
Speaker 4: Turning Jep and I think I'm turning Jep anything.
Speaker 1: So I can't remember. There was somebody that I clowned
Speaker 1: on for with that song and like a recap because
Speaker 1: they pretended to have an Asian girlfriend. I don't remember
Speaker 1: who it was.
Speaker 4: Damn, that could be anyone.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's a video whatever, you could look it up. No,
Speaker 1: he just pretends to be Asian. Probably this cat turns alt.
Speaker 1: I saw a cat turn recently. Quote sweet A guy
Speaker 1: was saying, like, you can tell that cat turds never
Speaker 1: had his ass whipped or something, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've been like forty bar fights. First of all, you've
Speaker 1: been in forty bar fights. You sun, You're like, you're
Speaker 1: that's not a good thing.
Speaker 4: You're a terrible person.
Speaker 1: You should have been killed by now people keep fighting you.
Speaker 1: It's you like literally like if you can't stop, I
Speaker 1: can't avoid bar fights.
Speaker 4: Every time I go to get a drink, people just
Speaker 4: want to.
Speaker 1: Beat me up. You either look so stupid that it's
Speaker 1: worth other people risking themselves to beat you beat you up,
Speaker 1: or you're just a dick. He's a big dick. But
Speaker 1: there was a fucking quasi boat to that people walking.
Speaker 1: He walks into the bar and people assume it's a
Speaker 1: fucking monster. It keeps coming back. I wonder what he
Speaker 1: actually sounds like in person.
Speaker 4: I don't know I've seen him though. You see a
Speaker 4: picture of him. Oh no, no, no. He looks like
Speaker 4: a day old biker, like a thumb. He he looks stupid.
Speaker 4: He looks like like, oh I fucking right, I listen
Speaker 4: to godsmack.
Speaker 1: You know, he looks like he's got a goate but
Speaker 1: his chin is so like missing that it looks more
Speaker 1: like a decal on, like a window, like a bunching
Speaker 1: bag or something. I love extremely fat people with goatee's
Speaker 1: because it's just like it's like you drew it, bad dude.
Speaker 4: It's it's not a good idea.
Speaker 1: You need a big, full beard.
Speaker 4: You need a full beard or just lose weight. Sorry,
Speaker 4: it's one.
Speaker 6: Are the other.
Speaker 4: You can't have it both ways, at least if you
Speaker 4: don't want to look goofy, goofy. Sorry. Bird of Tea
Speaker 4: is crazy.
Speaker 1: Big bird Steam doesn't Big bird Stein. Fuck? Do I
Speaker 1: paying paying my TV license? Bitch, mister pants, I've sucker
Speaker 1: fucked twelve to twelve dereks and thirty seven swings from
Speaker 1: alternate timelines. That's crazy, damn. Why so many swings compared
Speaker 1: to dereks.
Speaker 5: I wonder if he got me though, because I've been
Speaker 5: sucker punched a couple of What is sucker fucked?
Speaker 4: Did you say something sucker fucked?
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that's happened to me.
Speaker 1: You would rather say you've been suckerfu Yeah, what if
Speaker 1: you got me?
Speaker 4: Suck a punch twice?
Speaker 1: Manucking crazy people face on stapable cardboard pie. I replaced
Speaker 1: the RDS on. My dad ran with ws and now
Speaker 1: my engine sounds like wake me up before you go go.
Speaker 4: Both times I was Mexicans, probably too, huh.
Speaker 5: No, three white racist guys attacked me in Florida, of
Speaker 5: course in Florida, and then uh and then it was
Speaker 5: a toolo yeah, after I gave him a lighter.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: I broke up a fight, got jumped, and then I
Speaker 4: gave a guy a lighter tried it off. Unfortunately for you,
Speaker 4: I've given you my decoy lighter and it blows out.
Speaker 4: Oh you got my hand, you fucker. Oh funk, Oh
Speaker 4: my fuck, I gotta grow it out again.
Speaker 1: Ship it's going to take so many months to grow
Speaker 1: this out again and put it on there.
Speaker 4: You know, we Mexicans can go our hands back, hands back,
Speaker 4: just our hands though, just.
Speaker 1: Our hands, though they're so important to our work, so
Speaker 1: to our work.
Speaker 4: They evolved to grow back their lips.
Speaker 1: Oh man, sometimes I have a necklace with all my
Speaker 1: old fingers on them.
Speaker 4: They took with the West Side is crazy.
Speaker 1: Don't be fooled by my soft handshakes, because his hand
Speaker 1: is real new. It's all soft and slimy. But I
Speaker 1: promise you one day it'll get the callouses, it'll feel.
Speaker 4: Right, it would be really strong again.
Speaker 5: Fucker fuckers, fuckerlace so means so means.
Speaker 4: Hearts.
Speaker 1: Zigard wrote in not rode in completely, this is the
Speaker 1: name annoying fact checking actor Wesley Snopes. Wesley Snopes is
Speaker 1: so dumb Mexican O. Mom would be like, let me
Speaker 1: be clear, this is the anywhere, that's all.
Speaker 4: It's that's as it says. It's the soft but yeah,
Speaker 4: let me be clear. Gay. Also, it's a name demon
Speaker 4: in white.
Speaker 1: I can only imagine what Almos said to Larry David
Speaker 1: Sweeney and Kanye for President twenty twenty eight. Good goon,
Speaker 1: devil the man without come, hammering my dick flat to
Speaker 1: grind smithing levels. I call it Excalibur. Now I ate
Speaker 1: the dick dick fruit and now I'm gay. Uh search
Speaker 1: Peter Lorie Fish Battle. Adam ruins everything, but it's super
Speaker 1: Adam bomb striking the North coast of America. It was
Speaker 1: just just Canada, by the way, the North Coast poor.
Speaker 1: And it's most of Canada that nobody lives in. Maybe
Speaker 1: some of Alaska.
Speaker 6: Yeah oops, yeah, ot bombed Canada.
Speaker 4: Whoops ooops, whoops.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's crazy. My buddy Jeffrey Epstein told me
Speaker 1: to get rid of Canada. It's where he hid the
Speaker 1: pictures of me with all the twelve year old boys
Speaker 1: and girls.
Speaker 4: Maybe I mean Sam Bondie's like, stop, your friend, we
Speaker 4: just got rid of this.
Speaker 1: Also him just admitting it, you know, just like we
Speaker 1: bobbed candidates to get rid of the evidence. So I
Speaker 1: don't know why you're I don't know why you still
Speaker 1: care about the evidence we destroyed. Get over it.
Speaker 4: We had that dumb couple get caught at cold Play.
Speaker 1: At cold Play, Oh did we talk about that? I
Speaker 1: don't think we did not at all. That was awesome
Speaker 1: by the way that was great, Like the reaction was.
Speaker 1: It was the most conspicuous you could hope to. Like
Speaker 1: it was like they were asking a granted their lives
Speaker 1: would ever run anyway. They're in a circle, would have known,
Speaker 1: but like their lives way, But like I think the
Speaker 1: internet at large probably wouldn't have known much about it.
Speaker 1: If they had just been normal about.
Speaker 5: It, it would it would not have went viral at
Speaker 5: all if it was because there's been other ones. It's
Speaker 5: happened a numerous amount of times. Which what is with
Speaker 5: people cheating that publicly?
Speaker 1: It is crazy.
Speaker 6: It's it.
Speaker 5: I cannot understand it all because don't you. I guess
Speaker 5: the comp too to not feel because like when I'm
Speaker 5: doing something.
Speaker 1: It's fun to do silly things.
Speaker 4: I guess, yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 5: It's just that publicly, as wold, I can't even conceptualize that.
Speaker 5: Like I'm like, if you're gonna do that, go to
Speaker 5: some like don't you go to each other's house? You
Speaker 5: don't go maybe, I guess the most to catch a
Speaker 5: dark movie or something, but then you can't you risk walking.
Speaker 4: Out of the theater and seeing people that know you.
Speaker 4: I don't know walk It's been frustrating enough getting caught
Speaker 4: with just like even just like taking pictures even as
Speaker 4: a content person, right, taking pictures with just some woman
Speaker 4: that you know, or just like another content person, and
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, what's going on?
Speaker 1: You know? I can't even how many times I've been
Speaker 1: seen by other people with like with a woman who's
Speaker 1: just my friend, and I have to.
Speaker 4: Be like, damn they think this is something. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, that's I to be millions of times a
Speaker 4: business partner. Yeah, we're fucking fucking uh your X too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like like, can can these people just can women
Speaker 4: be people to you guys? Please?
Speaker 5: Like they immediately have to be fucking a guy that
Speaker 5: they're next to you, because for some reason, when we're
Speaker 5: hanging out, we ain't fucking to them, you know what
Speaker 5: I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Right right, Well, well as far as they know. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they don't know, they don't know. I mean, we could
Speaker 4: be blowing each other's brains out in the good way.
Speaker 1: True, yeah, true?
Speaker 4: Would you?
Speaker 1: I deleted all the info, I deleted all the evidence
Speaker 1: of me fucking the kids, So don't even worry. Why
Speaker 1: are you worried about it? Oh? My god?
Speaker 4: At that point, you gotta quit like you can. This
Speaker 4: cannot be worth it. That's feel like you put a
Speaker 4: sword in your mouth and push.
Speaker 1: I have the worst job. What why is she doing that?
Speaker 4: Replace her right now.
Speaker 1: Get somebody who is going to push a sword through
Speaker 1: their own skull.
Speaker 4: Get Charlie Kirk can put a wig on him.
Speaker 1: Please get Charlie here. I like his gums. I like
Speaker 1: that he looks like a rape atronarch. I love him.
Speaker 1: What is that? I don't know, like a flame, but
Speaker 1: a rape one. Okay, all right, fair enough. I like
Speaker 1: that he looks like he would scare a shadow away.
Speaker 4: Thanks, mister president.
Speaker 1: I like that when he walks up to a computer,
Speaker 1: the computer covers up the computer. It's like CRUs the
Speaker 1: video tech crew is trying to kiss his daughter on
Speaker 1: on TV and she was just like it is wild.
Speaker 4: I remember Millennia's is fat Dracula trying to kiss me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, especially the kid Pringles do heaps
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Speaker 1: uh Indiana Jones and the joking of the crystal penis uh,
Speaker 1: my new dand weapon plus four bludgeting hamster and a sock.
Speaker 1: Fuck working in a bakery when it's ninety five out,
Speaker 1: it's one hundred and twenty five where I stand by
Speaker 1: my ovens for Christ's sake.
Speaker 4: Fuck that dude is crazy and this is the work
Speaker 4: in the bakery.
Speaker 1: Weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure you get a free song on YEP, so
Speaker 4: I mean, well, you have no choice. It's a sweating
Speaker 4: I mean one hundred twenty five degrees. The average song
Speaker 4: is one hundred and twenty degrees.
Speaker 1: This is the best temperature. I feel so comfortable here.
Speaker 4: That's why climate changes a hoax at one and twenty celsius.
Speaker 1: I'm always freezing. Selsie is he's a fucking what lizard?
Speaker 1: He's a lizard.
Speaker 4: He's not heat lamp he is, he's not persons, not
Speaker 4: a carbon organism for sure.
Speaker 1: One hundred crazy and he's outfrageous. That's like easily more
Speaker 1: than a stove.
Speaker 4: Let's I'm gonna go piss because I just made me
Speaker 4: fucking so much.
Speaker 1: Go pee, what go pepe, go beepee?
Speaker 5: I can't lose control and twenty degrees? Thanks, thanks dude,
Speaker 5: did skip hundred and twenty degrees?
Speaker 4: Celsius, Go peepy, go beepee. Just a nice.
Speaker 1: Breezy two and forty eight.
Speaker 4: Fahadheite. Ah, that feels good.
Speaker 1: It feels refreshing. It's like a pool. A pool would
Speaker 1: boil you at that point.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Yes, fuck working alright, I see that you Batman's moldy,
Speaker 1: moldy best, Batman's most dastardly nemesis, the Diddler, m the
Speaker 1: Diddler on the roof. Um, it's is Harvey Wins.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm still jerking better than I ever did, jerking like
Speaker 1: a true survive, jerking like a little kid jokin' John
Speaker 1: Crocodile Cock. Don't know any of that.
Speaker 4: John Crocodile, I guess is that the person I don't know.
Speaker 1: Who knows eh?
Speaker 4: Can we get to that point? Can we skip to
Speaker 4: where he goes completely see now?
Speaker 1: I would love him to just start screaming, like just like, ah,
Speaker 1: do you remember that clip that I showed you where
Speaker 1: it was that that I don't know what that movie is,
Speaker 1: but the cops talking and he just starts screaming.
Speaker 4: Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: I think so I have like a vague man like
Speaker 1: you boys.
Speaker 4: Get home and he's Likens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm late. We were off at the at the precinct.
Speaker 1: That even is so good, man, I love it. It's
Speaker 1: such a good scream. It's the perfect scream to accompany
Speaker 1: that shot. Everything about that scene is perfect. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that movie is weird. I don't remember it very well,
Speaker 1: but whatever. Maybe she's got to get back to the
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Speaker 1: Gay Southern beetle whipping his beetle? Gay beetle slave a enigma? Kiwi,
Speaker 1: stop writing gay covers if you're never actually gonna record, Relax,
Speaker 1: relax already. I've got the uh what is it the
Speaker 1: nickelback one downloaded? Oh okay, yeah, I just had to.
Speaker 1: I had to do the fucking solo. And a certain
Speaker 1: point I was like, I'm just gonna read it. I
Speaker 1: just read it because I was like, I don't remember
Speaker 1: how I answered the first time anyway, And there were
Speaker 1: a bunch of new ones in there that I didn't
Speaker 1: get to, so I was like, I guess I might
Speaker 1: as let this do all of them. Look it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go. It's a long one. It's also it
Speaker 1: should be good. It's got two hours is it's the
Speaker 1: one hour and fifty five. Oh I didn't even notice
Speaker 1: because I went because I just did not all of them,
Speaker 1: but more more complete list of them. So go check
Speaker 1: that out if you want.
Speaker 4: It'll be well, well yeah, but yeah, that's yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. Do you wash your hands?
Speaker 4: Of course they're actually still wet, like very wet with
Speaker 4: shopping wet hands, pet people of mind, not stopping wet.
Speaker 1: It pisses me when people wash their hands and they
Speaker 1: don't dry and it's just like they're fucking dripping.
Speaker 4: I live with someone like that, she doesn't dry them
Speaker 4: all the way.
Speaker 1: Like hug me and man like, there are things like
Speaker 1: that that really like, there's certain things that are very
Speaker 1: very little like that that I think would genuinely be grounding.
Speaker 4: It's like, I don't know, that's great. I don't know
Speaker 4: if I could. I don't know if I doestinguish it
Speaker 4: always bothers me, And I was like, can I deal
Speaker 4: with this understood for the rest of it until go
Speaker 4: like in the short in the next like five years,
Speaker 4: that's fine, But in like ten years after this grates
Speaker 4: me and grinds me down. You gotta you gotta talk
Speaker 4: about stuff like that. Those are sunny small things that
Speaker 4: like they're stupid. I've talked about probably big things. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're stupid, but like like, hey, this is the like
Speaker 4: my one thing is I get mad at all the time,
Speaker 4: is like I like to make sure I'm done cleaning
Speaker 4: before I like, before ten, I want to be done cleaning. Okay, nothing,
Speaker 4: no other bullshit, bring about it to me or at
Speaker 4: least know what I have to clean. Wait a second,
Speaker 4: and for her, she's like before ten, what is it
Speaker 4: you said before ten?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Ten ten? Keep talking beforetunate.
Speaker 4: I want to be done like fixing up everything and
Speaker 4: putting anything together. He's cooking, amazing, that's crazy. They are
Speaker 4: very pronounced balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like no sack.
Speaker 4: Those are balls. Those are attacked that you attach a
Speaker 4: battery xbox. Those are like balls you put on yourself.
Speaker 4: Those are the time. But I want, like I want
Speaker 4: sack like that, Like I want my sack to be
Speaker 4: freezing so it like just like so it's really attached
Speaker 4: to you can really sometimes I get my boss sacking
Speaker 4: like camel toe, I'm not my boss, and to them
Speaker 4: as far as I can, I don't want it like
Speaker 4: such them out and then I usually put like a
Speaker 4: little fluf fixes in like I'm like my hobo pouch.
Speaker 4: Oh I put like I put like balls and oh, okay,
Speaker 4: that's very, that's very. That's cool. Man.
Speaker 1: You know my favorite number is.
Speaker 4: Eighty.
Speaker 1: You are damn he got it. You are.
Speaker 4: It's like this is like it's a beautiful mind.
Speaker 1: The audience is completely in the dark. Then nobody saw
Speaker 1: what we did. I'm just gonna keep reading this. That's
Speaker 1: what makes it better. Microsoft canceling all gives more projects
Speaker 1: and selling the franchise to Nintendo. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, not getting Niggy with it. Drip mh
Speaker 1: Lord of All Drip ten thousand rabbid Mexicans wrapping Steven
Speaker 1: Miller and a comically large tortilla and throwing him off
Speaker 1: the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't think you need ten thousand. I don't think
Speaker 1: you need maybe like five. Thanks, get to do that.
Speaker 1: Beetle Hooker in his beetlefish. That's sucking beetle dick for
Speaker 1: beetle meth. Oh you want to blow me? So gape do?
Speaker 4: They call him slipping Jimmy? Then?
Speaker 1: And Yahoo's Nexus account only has the mod that lets
Speaker 1: your children, that lets your you kill children children. Yeah, Kremlin,
Speaker 1: it's it's written fuck. It always funs me because it's
Speaker 1: like he wrote it, lets your kill children in skyro
Speaker 1: Kremlin di gremlin. H. I saw pro Jared's dick pic
Speaker 1: before I met him. I r L that's always funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, hey, it's a cock. How's going man? Can
Speaker 4: I get a selfie with you?
Speaker 1: Get a selfie with your cock?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And he's like, sure, sure, of course you are. You're eighteen, right,
Speaker 4: don't don't answer, Let's just do it.
Speaker 1: Don't answer.
Speaker 4: Well, pro Jared is fucking answer. He's still going strong though.
Speaker 1: He is. He's back, is he?
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure he's doing fine in his space.
Speaker 4: He's completely fine.
Speaker 1: Yes. I mean I saw that one clip of him
Speaker 1: being like I'm about to go jerk off and come
Speaker 1: on my chest and it made me laugh because I
Speaker 1: was like, oh you okay, very honest, chill, you're chill
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were cool like that. That video
Speaker 1: that guy doing like some weird on somebody's lawn, like
Speaker 1: he's like cutting, like he's like walking his dog and
Speaker 1: his dug shitting on the lawnes Like, hey, you can't
Speaker 1: do that, man, And he goes and then the guy
Speaker 1: behind the camera goes like, oh am, I bad. I
Speaker 1: know you were chill like that. Carry on.
Speaker 4: That is a good way to handle it. Is like.
Speaker 1: That that would really confuse me, Like, sincerely, I don't
Speaker 1: know how I would react if somebody were to pull
Speaker 1: that up at a genuine grievance with like a stranger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4: I might shoot my fire my RPG at them.
Speaker 1: I might take a sword out and pull push it
Speaker 1: through my head like your head.
Speaker 4: You get your sword that you just finished sucking, making
Speaker 4: you quench it inside his body?
Speaker 1: Goddamn swing being real quiet, I was away Harry reckt
Speaker 1: um swen humor be like, what if instead of House
Speaker 1: of m it was House of n Scarlet, which said
Speaker 1: no more negroes ha.
Speaker 4: That'd be funny as fun You.
Speaker 1: Guys could write a script that was just Kingston authentically
Speaker 1: and no one would watch it, but it would be
Speaker 1: it would be well written. Uh wage lay five eighty three, Swen,
Speaker 1: please wake up. You've been in a comas. This has comma,
Speaker 1: but you've been in a coma for two years. You
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Speaker 1: I get hard when women cry. I am frightened by
Speaker 1: what this revelation might mean. You should be, You should be.
Speaker 5: That's a ver you go to therapy please, yeah, before
Speaker 5: it turns into something crazier.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I get it, but like I don't. Sadness
Speaker 4: makes me unhorny. Yeah, it completely like fucks the entire
Speaker 4: horny stumpy. It just makes you feel bad, makes you
Speaker 4: have to take care.
Speaker 1: Now. I'm like in a Now, I'm in like a
Speaker 1: nurse role almost like I'm gonna caretaking.
Speaker 4: I refuse to console women, so when they cry, I
Speaker 4: gotta get him out of my house. I don't know
Speaker 4: to console them. Fucking a crying person is crazy, Like
Speaker 4: fucking a person until they cry? Is that a that's
Speaker 4: still even still brutal, but he in like tears of joy,
Speaker 4: like I'm so happy I'm getting late or something.
Speaker 1: Even that great. That's horrifying. It's weird to be so
Speaker 1: happy that you're getting late that you're.
Speaker 4: Crying like a woman is like in a love like
Speaker 4: like I can imagine there's a woman that's so emotional,
Speaker 4: like having a connection with but like they're making love,
Speaker 4: yeah love, which I'm with.
Speaker 1: I don't make love.
Speaker 5: I'm into having sex, into making love. I remember floating
Speaker 5: when I first heard that, because I was like, that's
Speaker 5: my that's my future.
Speaker 1: That is we're going to use that photo. That's stupid, that's.
Speaker 4: Already it's the image for the podcast.
Speaker 1: Remember that this needs to be black. Jeremy John's huh,
Speaker 1: remember that this needs to be black. Jeremy johns, Oh
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Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah I got. It doesn't matter that it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
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Speaker 4: They're pretty big. There's way more.
Speaker 1: At least it looks like super Boo.
Speaker 4: It looks like he's got Carreo hips like on you.
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Speaker 4: you hot. They like me, but wanting to love me
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Speaker 1: We should change all our names to I'm going to
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Speaker 4: That'd be funny. But don't do that. If you do that,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna just not read them at a certain point. No, no,
Speaker 4: you guilt to read that.
Speaker 1: No, Bondy, No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Are you doing I gotta be able to
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Speaker 1: Look at this loser dying on the mountain. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have died on the mountain, would I would
Speaker 1: have died in never Never. I would only die like
Speaker 1: a phoenix. Only do her eyes again.
Speaker 4: I'd be so fucking mad.
Speaker 1: A little baby would crawl out of my ashes and
Speaker 1: he would be like where, But he would know what
Speaker 1: he's talking about. He'd be the smartest baby. He's gonna
Speaker 1: kill Palestine as.
Speaker 4: A baby, as a baby.
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Speaker 4: Anyway, it doesn't agree that that was the most brilliant
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Speaker 4: like like furious, like imagine a dog barking, but a
Speaker 4: human speaking. That is how he's speaking.
Speaker 1: Like like.
Speaker 4: Much that's changed.
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Speaker 1: Holy ship man, that was fucking unsettling the witness.
Speaker 5: This motherfucker's had like a fucking squirrel steakhouse, fucking with
Speaker 5: his family, just barking talking about how fucking great as
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Speaker 1: You know, it's like it's like that guy. You remember
Speaker 1: that guy who did it was like that anything on
Speaker 1: the news like a decade ago, where the guy was
Speaker 1: like doing an impersonation of like.
Speaker 4: Something, the zombie thing. He always been the dog thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got real fucking character.
Speaker 4: He looked like I remember people were using him as
Speaker 4: like a rabbit, like rabbing his arm that's that's when
Speaker 4: the that's when the ketamine was almost a special cave.
Speaker 4: But that's ken of mean.
Speaker 1: Ocneill no, no, oh my god, anyway is so funny.
Speaker 4: It actually made you scared. Hurt me a little bit,
Speaker 4: like I feel my head doesn't feel great.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, I'm scared. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't feel good. I hate the thought.
Speaker 4: It's like like jolting forward like a dog. And so
Speaker 4: up said, I love this guy, the evolution man, it's fair.
Speaker 4: Oh he is a he is a beast before he's
Speaker 4: a person.
Speaker 1: It's like a fucking palm tree swinging in the wind.
Speaker 4: I hate it.
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Speaker 1: epic blow job. At least I still came getting ship
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Speaker 1: you get de gloved, like your fucking hand comes off
Speaker 1: or your fucking fingers get pulled off.
Speaker 4: Luckily I've never yeah, of course you never.
Speaker 1: Most people have never been degloved, even from speaking yet
Speaker 1: what We're you gonna say nothing? Yeah, because I was right.
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Speaker 1: But I gotta watch that show. I should just like
Speaker 1: spend some time just like catching up on ship. I'm
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Speaker 1: Justice League Max everything. I'll probably start that tonight. They
Speaker 1: I'll watch it while I'm playing death Strand Hey there
Speaker 1: you go. Don't you start with Justice League?
Speaker 4: Start with Unlimited?
Speaker 1: No, right, I was just asking if they were where
Speaker 1: they were generally, because sometimes they're on like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: it's just on Toby, and I'm like, I'm not, I'm
Speaker 1: not watching six hundred ads to watch the show.
Speaker 4: It's like.
Speaker 1: Batman and then it cuts the quiz nos it's not
Speaker 1: even a not even a thriving place, and then it
Speaker 1: comes back. It's like, I'm glad you're here. Superman cuts again.
Speaker 4: It's some guy that's the background and jerking off in Arby's.
Speaker 1: That's always true.
Speaker 4: When we're a roast beef looked like pussy at least
Speaker 4: some pussies.
Speaker 1: You're so right, Why did Arby's why did they build
Speaker 1: arbies to look like churches? Kind of? Was that only
Speaker 1: over where we were or was that like, well, I
Speaker 1: drove past one all the time, and I always was
Speaker 1: happy that. I always looked at it like I'm so
Speaker 1: content never going here. It's so funny. It was like
Speaker 1: I was never had any curiosity about it. But like
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Speaker 1: what the no, no, no, it was somewhere. I don't
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Speaker 4: I don't disagree with that, though. Yeah, I hope that
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna like Swen spoils something to make
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Speaker 4: Fair enough?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I would take mag Juno at least the magnetic.
Speaker 4: I think Magnegro.
Speaker 1: Currency that's insane, same power, but currency.
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Speaker 1: It's like, even though you're not sharing that like me
Speaker 1: as myself, would hate that experience to pull out a
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Speaker 4: I was trying to think of the worst thing that
Speaker 4: I can do it.
Speaker 1: I hope I got on my camera. I don't even
Speaker 1: know a blighted bit, so fucking bea anyway, thanks for
Speaker 1: stopping by, everybody, Thanks for coming and listening to this
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Speaker 1: direct questions for me. There's one with Kingston and Lily.
Speaker 1: I think Derek and Jojo did one, so I think
Speaker 1: so right. You said something about doing it. It's not
Speaker 1: out yet, okay, yeah, well whatever, it's in the and
Speaker 1: I think, uh, get your top ten games, let's do that.
Speaker 1: That's a it's a good idea for a next round,
Speaker 1: and we'll do that next time. We'll catch you guys
Speaker 1: next time. Goodbye. Almost four hours yep. Whatever, pretty tight,
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