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Speaker 5: Have you seen this story about the social media quote
Speaker 5: unquote influencer who tried to murder hire somebody to murder
Speaker 5: her baby daddy. It's a fantastic story. So I'm gonna
Speaker 5: say air quotes about influencer. I don't know how much
Speaker 5: following she has, but she was in a relationship with
Speaker 5: a boy band that was up and coming. I don't
Speaker 5: even really like know the band. Why don't we'see the band? Okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: I've never heard of it. But anyway, she had a
Speaker 5: kid with somebody in that band and they were going
Speaker 5: through a you know, custody battle that typically can be.
Speaker 1: Rough.
Speaker 5: And the dad started getting more and more involved with
Speaker 5: the custody and visitations and involved in the fights, as
Speaker 5: parents do sometimes they tend to, especially children that are
Speaker 5: catered to and their parents always come to their aid.
Speaker 5: Parents typically getting involved even more, and the dad decided
Speaker 5: that he was gonna pay ten thousand dollars to make
Speaker 5: it look like an accident.
Speaker 1: And this was the influencer's dad. Correct, okay, and a
Speaker 1: car accident.
Speaker 5: The FBI visited this guy in the band and was like, hey,
Speaker 5: someone's trying to kill you.
Speaker 1: You need to be careful. Who would want to do that?
Speaker 5: I don't know what that would be like. That feels
Speaker 5: like a wild moment. Yeah, knock knock, knock. Hey with
Speaker 5: the FBI. Here's a little tiny badges. Because they have
Speaker 5: tiny badges and we think someone's trying to kill you.
Speaker 1: What do you? What are you supposed to do?
Speaker 5: Like I joke all the time, like you win some
Speaker 5: big award, guess what you do afterwards? You go and finish,
Speaker 5: you know, mull in the yard or whatever, right you
Speaker 5: and the Super Bowl? You still got to take out
Speaker 5: the trash the next day or whatever.
Speaker 1: If you're Kirk Cousin hit.
Speaker 6: But I don't know what you do with that information.
Speaker 1: I think you sit and reflect on what take their
Speaker 1: information that the FBI has to offer, and then sit
Speaker 1: back and be like, what the hell, man? What did
Speaker 1: I do to deserve this?
Speaker 2: Start running down a list of people who might be
Speaker 2: after you.
Speaker 1: Well, I think I would imagine the FBI they already
Speaker 1: know right, and they'll tell you. Hey, in this case
Speaker 1: would be your baby mama. Her dad is the one
Speaker 1: who's trying to hire somebody to kill you. I would
Speaker 1: think anyway, I like to think that they'd have all
Speaker 1: their information before they just go and notify the person.
Speaker 1: You'd like to think that I would. I'm not an
Speaker 1: FBI agent.
Speaker 5: So the dad's been arrested. The mother, I'm sorry the
Speaker 5: baby mama, she's been arrested. To the quote unquote influencer,
Speaker 5: Apparently she tried to have her then boyfriend find a
Speaker 5: hit man via the dark web.
Speaker 1: Of course, if like.
Speaker 5: My wife's like, hey, can we we need to find
Speaker 5: someone to kill so and so. Can you get on
Speaker 5: the dark web, I'd turn around and be like, are
Speaker 5: you talking to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think at dark web. Yeah. At any point
Speaker 1: in time, if your spouse asks you if you can
Speaker 1: get on a dark web, no matter what, Okay, you
Speaker 1: should already red flag.
Speaker 5: Then the dad paid somebody ten thousand dollars under the
Speaker 5: guise of web development to locate higher and pay someone
Speaker 5: to kill this kid. And then they the then ex
Speaker 5: boyfriend or boyfriend or whatever, asked for another four thousand dollars,
Speaker 5: which they paid, and prosecutors said the then boyfriend began
Speaker 5: unknowingly talking with undercover law enforcement posing as the agent.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: Here's the fascinating thing about any these.
Speaker 5: Higher to murder schemes is you want to say this statement,
Speaker 5: why would you do this?
Speaker 1: You get caught? Yeah, you want.
Speaker 5: To say that, but the people successful at it don't typically.
Speaker 1: Brag, and why would you want to get caught? Yes?
Speaker 1: Why would you? What do you think the penalty is
Speaker 1: for trying to have somebody killed? Ooh, ten years okay, Kimpy,
Speaker 1: let's go with five and a fine. Twenty five to
Speaker 1: life okay, wow, which makes sense. I mean, you are
Speaker 1: trying to get somebody? Do you think it should be
Speaker 1: less severe? I just think it's pretty broad scope. Twenty
Speaker 1: five to life. Well, yeah, that feels pretty broad. Twenty
Speaker 1: five I'd probably be okay with. Should you serve life
Speaker 1: in prison for getting caught up in your emotions like that?
Speaker 1: You didn't do anything, no, but you were trying to
Speaker 1: but nothing happened. It doesn't matter at sympted murder is
Speaker 1: still a thing.
Speaker 5: Yes, But if I if I accidentally hit somebody with
Speaker 5: my car and kill them because of my negligence, drinking.
Speaker 5: Uh huh, I don't get life in prison. Yeah, because
Speaker 5: that's not that's not necessarily murdered. That's more manslaughter at
Speaker 5: that point. That's just the legal term. But it's just
Speaker 5: the legal term. You're negligent in your behavior. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5: Both of these are negligent. Yeah, absolutely, but one of
Speaker 5: them you get. Wait, you like the.
Speaker 1: Difference is the premeditation, right, That's that's the thing. When
Speaker 1: it premeditated to get in your car drunk, Yeah you did,
Speaker 1: but you weren't expecting. You didn't go out get drunk
Speaker 1: and be like, I'm gonna kill somebody today. I'm going
Speaker 1: to get in an accident and I want to kill
Speaker 1: a family of four today. You didn't think about that.
Speaker 1: You didn't premeditate. Maybe you did, I doubt it. But
Speaker 1: when it comes to murder for hire, when it comes
Speaker 1: to first degree murder, you're definitely thinking of, Okay, this
Speaker 1: bitch needs to go. How are we gonna do it?
Speaker 1: Or I'm gonna do it? And I think that's where
Speaker 1: the difference is. It's the premeditation.
Speaker 5: The part that's fascinating to me too, is that you
Speaker 5: were doing this over a custody fight.
Speaker 1: Well, guess what you lost the custody fight. Damn it.
Speaker 1: We don't know.
Speaker 5: You don't even have to go to We don't even
Speaker 5: go to the core, right, I don't care if you
Speaker 5: get dismissed.
Speaker 1: You have now put all the cheese in the other
Speaker 1: person's basket. Yeah, yeah, you sure did. Because those are
Speaker 1: two separate courts right there. Yeah, the criminal court and
Speaker 1: then the family courts. Yeah, you may have gotten it
Speaker 1: dismissed on the criminal side of life, but the family
Speaker 1: laws can be Like, you still tried to have them.
Speaker 5: Killed, right you may, yeah, but I was found not guilty.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's the well being of the child,
Speaker 5: is right?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do when the kid pisses you off?
Speaker 1: You're gonna find somebody on a dark web to kill them, right, Becky?
Speaker 1: Find somebody on the dark web? Do you advertise, like
Speaker 1: if you're a mob hit man, do you go hoo?
Speaker 5: Times are tough. I need to pick up some extra gigs,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? Right, I don't understand?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how does someone go? Babe?
Speaker 6: Will you get off the computer?
Speaker 5: Hold on, I'm making a job placement on the dark
Speaker 5: one on the dark.
Speaker 1: Web again, anything involving dark web, you already flag up.
Speaker 5: But like, if you're someone who does landscape and you're like, oh,
Speaker 5: I want to pick up some extra gigs, you may
Speaker 5: make a post to your neighborhood Facebook group or Craigslist
Speaker 5: or whatever. So if you're a hit man, do you
Speaker 5: just go or do you go? How do you interview
Speaker 5: with hip man?
Speaker 1: No clue?
Speaker 6: What is a question you asked?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Can you give me some references? How much experience do
Speaker 1: you have in this field? I've been doing this? They
Speaker 1: got to talk deep. I've been doing this along time.
Speaker 1: You don't want them to be like, hi, right, exactly?
Speaker 1: Sound all nervous, voice breaking? Yeah, all right, I can
Speaker 1: tell right now, sir, you've never done this before, so
Speaker 1: you're not hired. Thanks for coming in, you know, but
Speaker 1: uh yeah, how long have you been doing this? Well,
Speaker 1: I've been doing a long term. Well what's a long time?
Speaker 1: You know for some people, six months is a long time.
Speaker 5: What's one time you went to kill somebody and it
Speaker 5: didn't work out the way you want and you had
Speaker 5: to pivot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly where do you see yourself in five years?
Speaker 1: Not in prison?
Speaker 5: Do you dress for the killer you want or the
Speaker 5: killer you want to be. That's why Horrible Bosses with
Speaker 5: the Jamie Fox part. Yeah if you know that?
Speaker 1: Can they just picked him because he was black? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and had tattoos. Yeah, well that's like, uh what it's
Speaker 1: that office space where they needed the launder money. So
Speaker 1: the guy who was at Orlando Jones his character, he's
Speaker 1: trying to sell magazines once I was addicted to crack
Speaker 1: and now I'm not. Yeah, this guy, he was to crack,
Speaker 1: he should know how to launder money. Yeah, because he's black.
Speaker 5: Well how about the movie Get Hard where Kevin Hart
Speaker 5: washes cars, but because he's black, Will Ferrell thinks he
Speaker 5: knows what prison's like, and Will and Kevin Hart's like,
Speaker 5: I'm taking his money. Well, he's paying me to teach
Speaker 5: him about prison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't say that. Blame him out of him
Speaker 1: the same thing. You're like, sure, totally, i'll teach you.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you meant pick a black man to
Speaker 1: teach you about prison. Oh no, no, I'll teach you
Speaker 1: crazy white man or black man. Listen, I don't I
Speaker 1: know no colors about I'll take your money.
Speaker 5: I would probably pick a guy with a spider tattoo
Speaker 5: over his eye.
Speaker 6: Before I'd pick anyone else.
Speaker 5: Right, you know that fart story of the mom going
Speaker 5: into the bar the motorcycle club and being like I
Speaker 5: need you to help me get rid of a kid
Speaker 5: or some stupid story.
Speaker 1: Yes, I would do that. You look big and scary.
Speaker 1: Hmm right, you know you have a wallet chain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's the same thing they did with Jamie fox Man.
Speaker 1: You look scary and you're black. That's a double feature
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 5: God yeah, but lately it feels like you got to
Speaker 5: go to some office building and find that person to
Speaker 5: have you tell them what prison's like. Right, maybe a
Speaker 5: city councilor or a teacher for that matter.
Speaker 1: Get up, we have breakfast, you know, and then about
Speaker 1: nine o'clock we go play tennis.
Speaker 5: I can't even like even if you are a criminal,
Speaker 5: So text in if you're a criminal and tell us
Speaker 5: if a guy approached you was like, hey, tell me
Speaker 5: about prison.
Speaker 1: What would the how would you charge? No? What do
Speaker 1: you charge?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Like they're willing to pay, like like Will Ferrell's character.
Speaker 6: Yeah you're listen.
Speaker 5: If you are not a Kevin Hart or Jamie fox
Speaker 5: a true criminal, you're trying to have them teach you
Speaker 5: and you're gonna give them money. You are getting taken. Sure,
Speaker 5: they're going to You're gonna go. They're gonna go, let's
Speaker 5: say a thousand bucks, and you go, okay, and you
Speaker 5: give them a thousand bucks. Guess what's gonna happen the
Speaker 5: next time you meet. It's the scene for War Dogs
Speaker 5: when Jonah Hill goes to buy weed and they take
Speaker 5: his money and they and then they go, what do
Speaker 5: you want? No, get out of here, Whitey, And then
Speaker 5: he goes to his car and gets an oozy right blasted.
Speaker 1: Okay, I see how it is. Wait, where are you going?
Speaker 1: That's a great movie. It really is a great and
Speaker 1: a true story. Apparently all right, where were we? And
Speaker 1: we get here? Influencer murder for higher Black Web? Yeah,
Speaker 1: dark Web, my bad? WHOA just saying.
Speaker 6: When you need help with math, do you go to
Speaker 6: the Asian Web?
Speaker 1: Right? Need help with the bland recipe? Need to go
Speaker 1: to the white web, the vanilla web? Vanilla.
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Speaker 2: Teacher removed after inappropriate and highly offensive display. This happened
Speaker 2: in Florida, where a Barrington Middle School art teacher was
Speaker 2: removed from class and the school while a investigation of
Speaker 2: an incident in which the teacher appeared to wrap a
Speaker 2: phone charge record around a black doll's neck and hung
Speaker 2: the doll from a television in the classroom. The incident
Speaker 2: was recorded by a student. This happened on Monday and
Speaker 2: shared by a parent on Facebook and has since been
Speaker 2: widely reviewed. The video shows the teacher, confirmed by the
Speaker 2: district to be an art teacher. Her name is Karen Savage.
Speaker 2: She tossed her Yeah, she tosses the baby by the
Speaker 2: cord over the TV before leaving it to hang. Some
Speaker 2: students appeared to laugh or say oh my God in
Speaker 2: the background of the video. In the post, the parents
Speaker 2: wrote that when students asked the teacher why she did it,
Speaker 2: the teacher just laughed it off. Her excuse to the
Speaker 2: kids was that she did it to get their attention.
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, actually got a lot of people's attention. I mean,
Speaker 5: I'm I know, I'm not going to jump straight to
Speaker 5: she was lynching a black baby, right, it's ort. Well,
Speaker 5: I don't know about I don't know about that. I
Speaker 5: want to know what was happening. Did you thumb through
Speaker 5: a bunch of dolls and grab the black one?
Speaker 1: Right? Or she just prot pulled one off the top?
Speaker 5: Did somebody throw you, throw it at you and you
Speaker 5: caught it and wrapped it? Like, what's going on? What
Speaker 5: would be the.
Speaker 1: Need to do this? Right? I'm not gonna go with
Speaker 1: She was like, you know what I'm saying it all right?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. She could have she could
Speaker 1: have cracked. But I just don't want to jump straight
Speaker 1: to that. Well did she offer any kind of explanation, Lindsey,
Speaker 1: They didn't say, nope, huh.
Speaker 2: Just to get their attention so far.
Speaker 1: Okay, because they were being disrupted for whatever. What school teaches.
Speaker 5: To make an effigy of someone being hung as an
Speaker 5: attention getter when kids are being.
Speaker 1: Disruptive, I'd be curious. Yeah, not many, if any. I'm
Speaker 1: just scanling it.
Speaker 6: I'm just asking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, doesn't seem like a standard technique.
Speaker 1: I'm not a teacher. I've never trained. Yeah, yeah, whatever
Speaker 1: happened to I don't know, whacking the desk with a ruler,
Speaker 1: making a loud noise, dropping a book on the floor,
Speaker 1: making a loud noise, just saying hey. You know, when
Speaker 1: I was in the eighth grade, I had to think
Speaker 1: it was miss Fairious as science class, she had a
Speaker 1: thing when we were being loud or just talking or
Speaker 1: being disrupted. She and she told us this at the
Speaker 1: beginning of the year. When I say hey, hey, you
Speaker 1: say ho ho. And that's how she got our attention.
Speaker 1: So we would be talking disruptive and and sometimes she
Speaker 1: would say aloud, hey, hey, or she would be a
Speaker 1: little bit quieter, just see if we're listening painted hey hey,
Speaker 1: and we would all have to say ho ho. And
Speaker 1: that's how she got our attention. She never wants hung
Speaker 1: a black baby or Asian or white or whatever, any
Speaker 1: any baby huh okay from a television in the classroom.
Speaker 1: There's there's other ways to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you could turn the lights off and on. I here,
Speaker 5: that's the thing with the kids that works. That works.
Speaker 1: A man dancing in the street arrested for holding a turtle,
Speaker 1: And myth comes out of Indiana where police that got
Speaker 1: called out because there's some some tweaker out in the
Speaker 1: middle of the road dancing like ain't nobody watching. When
Speaker 1: they got there, they found him holding an Eastern box turtle,
Speaker 1: which is illegal to collect from the wild there in Indiana.
Speaker 1: They made the guy put the turtle down, or they
Speaker 1: took the turtle from him anyway, and then they searched
Speaker 1: a dude and that's where they found the meth and
Speaker 1: his drug paraphernalia. So they went ahead and took him
Speaker 1: into jail on drug charges. Now, the Eastern box turtles
Speaker 1: are not federally endangered, but they are considered rare throughout
Speaker 1: the Midwest because of their slow reproduction rates and their
Speaker 1: long meturation periods. The turtle was unharmed even though he
Speaker 1: was in tweaker Tom's hands, and it was released later
Speaker 1: on by officers near where he had been found. You're
Speaker 1: just a happy guy high on math trying to dance
Speaker 1: with the turtle. Just let him, just let the man dance,
Speaker 1: set him dance. Man.
Speaker 6: Of all the things guys on meth could do, right.
Speaker 1: He's not ol stealing copper. He's not cutting off catalytic converters.
Speaker 1: He's just dancing with the turtle.
Speaker 5: McDonald's manager facing charges after spitting and licking on fries.
Speaker 5: This happened in Massachusetts, where manager is facing the charges
Speaker 5: in connection with the licking and spitting I mentioned. The
Speaker 5: investigation began with a review of the video of the incident,
Speaker 5: which was posted to Facebook after originally being on Snapchat.
Speaker 1: The police report notes.
Speaker 5: That Kayley I hate my job Santos put the fries
Speaker 5: in her mouth before serving them to a customer.
Speaker 1: In April.
Speaker 5: Both the customer and the restaurant owner told police they
Speaker 5: wanted to pursue criminal charges. Santos is charged with disturbed
Speaker 5: I mean distributing food with harmful substances substances and its
Speaker 5: scheduled for arraignment coming up in a few days.
Speaker 1: See where she messed up was videoing it and putting
Speaker 1: it on social media. If she would have just done
Speaker 1: it and not have to brag about it, she would
Speaker 1: have been a lane. She never would have gotten invested.
Speaker 5: I don't understand the people that do this that you
Speaker 5: have other choices.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could grab their lettuce and swab your taint
Speaker 1: with it. I'm just saying that's a choice. It's an option.
Speaker 1: It's it's an option. From what I hear anyway, I
Speaker 1: would never do that to anybody. That's crazy talk, huh,
Speaker 1: weird news.
Speaker 5: And unless you knew the person like you like the
Speaker 5: example you're giving, you knew the person like there was
Speaker 5: a mission right to do it just for a rando,
Speaker 5: Just because you hate your job, that's another type of
Speaker 5: messed up.
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, quit your job if it's that bad, right,
Speaker 1: just quit your job.
Speaker 5: You have options, or I let them know, like, hey,
Speaker 5: I'm feeling a little unstable, I might lick a fry.
Speaker 6: Yeah, can I take a break?
Speaker 1: To be fair on the grand scree scheme of things
Speaker 1: that could have happened? Licking fries isn't that bad?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is bad.
Speaker 1: I was just saying she could have compared to what
Speaker 1: shot everybody in the restaurant, that's true, if I mean,
Speaker 1: of course, yeah, if she would have dropped a nuclear bomb,
Speaker 1: that would be worse.
Speaker 6: Skimpy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying it's not that bad. We should
Speaker 1: be grateful, is what I'm hearing you say.
Speaker 5: Let's be grateful she licked fries instead of shooting everybody up.
Speaker 5: Let's let's give her an award for control. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: pretty much basically. No, No, that's called moving the moral line.
Speaker 2: I had a front. It's stories like this at a
Speaker 2: friend who this is exactly why she never ate any
Speaker 2: fast food anywhere where she couldn't see someone preparing her meal.
Speaker 2: She never ate.
Speaker 1: That's a horrible way to live your life.
Speaker 2: I agree. But then I hear stories like this and
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 1: She hain't wrong.
Speaker 6: Well, the fun thing is, no, she's wrong. She's wrong.
Speaker 6: Are you a religious Was she a religious person?
Speaker 2: No, it's how she stayed healthy, I guess, because that's no.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: Was she a religious person, like believed in God? And yeah,
Speaker 5: well that's what a religious Yeah, So why would you
Speaker 5: not just then entrusting God to take care of you
Speaker 5: and take care of that, rather than be so worried
Speaker 5: that you've got to watch people prepare your food.
Speaker 2: It was it was more of a that's how she
Speaker 2: kept from eating bad food and in her.
Speaker 1: Other people are nefarious. Okay.
Speaker 2: It was more of a I only will eat if
Speaker 2: I can see my food being prepared for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, think about that. Is though you can see people
Speaker 1: prepare your food but you don't know if they wash
Speaker 1: their hands or not.
Speaker 5: And you don't see them prepare your food. You see
Speaker 5: them up, make it, put it together. You don't see
Speaker 5: them cut the tomatoes. You don't see them unload the meat.
Speaker 5: You don't see them unpackaged buns. You can't. You can't
Speaker 5: open air kitchen. You just can't, right you, Even it's
Speaker 5: an open air kitchen. You're sitting at the bar into
Speaker 5: the kitchen, you're seeing them pull out the container of
Speaker 5: the pre cut tomatoes.
Speaker 1: You weren't there.
Speaker 5: You didn't see them cut the tomatoes. Right, there's no
Speaker 5: guarantee just because you watched, I could I know people
Speaker 5: like that. They're like, I only eat an open air kitchens. Okay,
Speaker 5: that makes you feel better as you eat your canned
Speaker 5: tomatoes that has a so much allowed feces in it, yeah,
Speaker 5: or arsenic yeah? Or you suck on your vape while
Speaker 5: you keep all hawk eye on them, right, Or that
Speaker 5: you drink a glass of water that came from the dishwasher.
Speaker 5: God knows what they've been doing, right, the lemons that
Speaker 5: have been sitting there all day long, or.
Speaker 2: Sip on their martini while doing so well.
Speaker 5: Alcohol kills the jerm or touch the door handle when
Speaker 5: you leave. Now it's an endless cycle. You can keep
Speaker 5: going of all the things that you know. How about
Speaker 5: your steering wheel, Well that's your steering wheel. That's totally different.
Speaker 5: But you put dirt and everything else on it and
Speaker 5: pick your nose at the stop light and now begain.
Speaker 1: That's all you. Everybody likes their own brand. It's not
Speaker 1: like some homeless persons coming in.
Speaker 5: It still has germs and bacteria. All right, we got
Speaker 5: to take a break. We'll be back.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.
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Speaker 1: Good luck, Good morning Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbin. There
Speaker 1: used to be a time when we would be celebrating
Speaker 1: Rockklahoma this weekend, but they moved it, which is good
Speaker 1: because they're supposed to storm all weekend long. Regardless, it's
Speaker 1: moved the Labor Day weekend. Prior to us a God
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Speaker 8: Crown, no world, Take my strong hand, Give train moment,
Speaker 8: give train, no world, take my strong hand, gim train.
Speaker 1: You are my kind of cripple GIMPI tremendous. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do something a little different here. It's a segment that
Speaker 1: I call Segment Roulette. And what I did is I
Speaker 1: took the Facebook and I says, what should I talk
Speaker 1: about on the show. I'll let the listeners in on
Speaker 1: this and give them an opportunity, uh to let us
Speaker 1: talk about what they want to hear. What what do
Speaker 1: they want to talk about? So they commented. I took
Speaker 1: said comments, chopped them up, put them in a fish bowl,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to reach in, grab random whatever and
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it for a little bit. And like
Speaker 1: our listeners do, they did not disappoint, all right, So
Speaker 1: we'll just reach in here into the old bowl, whirled
Speaker 1: around a little bit. And first one on Segment Roulette,
Speaker 1: let's see what we have here? Comes from a guy
Speaker 1: named Haskell something that will get on Corbyn's nerves. Corbin,
Speaker 1: what is something that gets on your nerves? People that
Speaker 1: try to direct traffic at a four way stop? Fantastic.
Speaker 1: I kind of figured something like that or or okra
Speaker 1: that's kind of where my head was. Doesn't get my nerves.
Speaker 5: But yes, people should not do that every time. They're
Speaker 5: just trying to be friendly. I get no, you're not. No,
Speaker 5: you're not. Why not You're trying to be in control?
Speaker 5: You're not trying to Yes, otherwise you would follow the rules.
Speaker 1: Well, does that same rule apply, like when when you
Speaker 1: go to open the door for somebody to let them
Speaker 1: in ahead of you, you know you're trying to control
Speaker 1: the narrative or just being nice.
Speaker 5: I see it as just being nice. There are no
Speaker 5: rules established by the state to open doors.
Speaker 1: Do you know where that's stated, like the statutes in
Speaker 1: the law books of you can't go into the.
Speaker 6: Driving the driving instruction.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't remember taking that on the task yield
Speaker 1: to the right, and it's against the law to direct
Speaker 1: traffic unless you're not a police officer. I never read
Speaker 1: that anywhere in their Oklahoma driving It might be part
Speaker 1: of the problem then, because you aren't reading maybe so
Speaker 1: maybe so what do you what say you, Lindsey?
Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, no, that's exactly right what he just said.
Speaker 2: And it made me think of Corbyn the other day
Speaker 2: because I was in one of those situations where it
Speaker 2: was construction or the lights were out and people thought
Speaker 2: they would have to direct traffic and you don't have to,
Speaker 2: and it made me instantly think of Corbyn, like, h
Speaker 2: thank god, he's not fair enough.
Speaker 1: All right, we're playing what about you? I don't mind.
Speaker 1: It's cool if you want to let me go, fine,
Speaker 1: you're the one waiting, not me, you know, if you
Speaker 1: want to finger somebody at the intersection and let them know, hey,
Speaker 1: you go on ahead. All right. I look at as
Speaker 1: it just being nice, being polite, letting them go ahead now.
Speaker 1: But again that's just mine. So segment roulette. What do
Speaker 1: we got here? This is a big one comes from Robert.
Speaker 1: Robert commented and said, yesterday I found out I'm cancer free.
Speaker 1: Well that's pretty awesome. Yeah, that is great news. That
Speaker 1: is great news. I wish I know what kind of
Speaker 1: cancer we're talking about. Oh yeah, why.
Speaker 5: You'd be more excited for him if it was a
Speaker 5: certain type or less excited.
Speaker 1: Not necessarily, I'm just interested more of my intrigue of well,
Speaker 1: what kind of cancer did you have? Did you have
Speaker 1: melanorma skin cancer? It was a lung cancer? Was it
Speaker 1: brain cancer? All of those cancers they have different things
Speaker 1: and different treatments, right, Not every cancer is the same.
Speaker 1: Did you have to have a lung removed because of
Speaker 1: the cancer in your lungs? Did you have to have
Speaker 1: brain surgery? Yeah? Yeah, so I'm like, okay that I
Speaker 1: think it would have been interesting to find out what
Speaker 1: kind of can cancer exactly? Did you have to remove
Speaker 1: your nut because you know you got you got a
Speaker 1: lump down there? Tom Green? Yeah, the guy that taught
Speaker 1: us all to check our balls, which, by the way, Corbyn,
Speaker 1: have you lately?
Speaker 5: Uh about two minutes ago. We also wouldn't have podcasting
Speaker 5: if it wasn't for Tom Green. Really, he was doing
Speaker 5: it before Joe Rogan was.
Speaker 1: I guess you're right. I guess you're right. I see
Speaker 1: TikTok videos of him, and I guess he's got a
Speaker 1: farm now and uh he likes to ride his donkey around.
Speaker 2: Tom Green lives on a farm now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's from Canada. Yeah, does it do people from Canada,
Speaker 1: nor have form is just more Land. I guess that
Speaker 1: makes sense. All right, we're doing a segment rule that
Speaker 1: we reach in here and grab another one real quick here. Uh,
Speaker 1: this one that comes from Tony with an eye that
Speaker 1: tells me that it's a goal, she says. The UFO
Speaker 1: files that are coming out about the four different species
Speaker 1: of aliens or five, I can't remember. That's nuts. Have
Speaker 1: you guys heard of this? I have not. I have
Speaker 1: not either. The only thing that I could come close to,
Speaker 1: and I've seen it on the TikTok that there's two
Speaker 1: different types. I didn't know there was four or maybe five.
Speaker 1: But I come from the camp of everything on TikTok
Speaker 1: is fake. Yes, that's kind of how I feel about things.
Speaker 1: It's either AI generated or whatever made up. I don't
Speaker 1: believe it so well.
Speaker 5: And I don't think they're releasing anything about different types
Speaker 5: of aliens.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's what I'm googling right now now.
Speaker 5: That would imply that that there are aliens, and as
Speaker 5: far as I know, there's no documented proof of that yet.
Speaker 5: Now I just googled it, and here's what I know
Speaker 5: about the different types of aliens. You've got the reptilians.
Speaker 5: This is perfect for today being as ass conspiracy theory Thursday.
Speaker 5: You have the reptilian aliens, right, who are like humanoid reptiles.
Speaker 5: They say they they say they walk amongst us in
Speaker 5: part of the elite. I know you have the grays,
Speaker 5: and this is all just based on television shows exactly
Speaker 5: that I've watched.
Speaker 1: The grays. The grays are the ones with the big
Speaker 1: bulgy eyes, and they usually are the ones who abduct
Speaker 1: people and anally probe them. I've heard of the whites
Speaker 1: as well. The whites are the ones that are most
Speaker 1: human like, but they are still aliens. Now that's only three,
Speaker 1: but Tony says there's four or five. Yeah, And here's
Speaker 1: what I found out on a Google search. This is
Speaker 1: what the AI overview says. The grays, which I've mentioned,
Speaker 1: those small, hairless grayskinned with large, dark almond shaped eyes
Speaker 1: and slender bodies, often associated with alleged UFO sidings, abductions,
Speaker 1: and advanced technological intelligence. That's one the Nordics often described
Speaker 1: in uithology as benevolent or spiritually advanced humanoids. I think
Speaker 1: those are the whites that I was making. How do
Speaker 1: you know all this. I'm just reading it. No, not you.
Speaker 1: How do they know this? Well?
Speaker 5: I know a guy came forward that says he did
Speaker 5: all this stuff with the government and he knows, but
Speaker 5: there's no proof.
Speaker 1: He could say he's the pope right right, But you
Speaker 1: gotta take his word for it. No, you don't.
Speaker 5: People lie all the time because he worked in the CIA.
Speaker 5: So what he swept floors, that doesn't make him an expert,
Speaker 5: or does it?
Speaker 2: Doctor?
Speaker 1: The Nordics are tall human human sized or larger and
Speaker 1: closely resembling humans. So yeah, those are the whites that
Speaker 1: I had mentioned, typically with blonde hair and blue eyes,
Speaker 1: similar to people of northern Europe. The lore is supposedly
Speaker 1: originating from the Palladius star cluster. They often are They
Speaker 1: are often characterized as wise guides, not wise guides. We
Speaker 1: have the reptilians that I had mentioned before. Upright, humanoid
Speaker 1: creatures with scaly lizard like skin, use some lotion, uh,
Speaker 1: sometimes featuring tails and distinct facial features, often portrayed as
Speaker 1: powerful ancient and entities possessing advanced stealthy capabilities. I think
Speaker 1: if I I don't know how you can be stealthy
Speaker 1: with the tail with a lizard like tail. I feel
Speaker 1: like you'd be knocking stuff off tables and not again
Speaker 1: rooms over. This is all made up Number four The insectoids.
Speaker 1: The insectoids a category of aliens resembling large insects, tall
Speaker 1: bug like humanoids, frequently compared to praying mantises or would
Speaker 1: it be mantai due to their posture and limb structure.
Speaker 1: Accounts generally describe them as highly advanced and calculating, calculating beans,
Speaker 1: sometimes acting as leaders or overseers in alleged abduction accounts.
Speaker 1: So do the insectoids and the grays work together?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but those sound like the most terrifying.
Speaker 1: Hey dad, the truth? And then here's number five, the
Speaker 1: science fiction archetypes. If you're exploring the broader sci fi
Speaker 1: landscape like Star Wars, Star Trek, or the Alien franchise,
Speaker 1: alien types are broken down by biological or mechanical classes humanoids, exotic,
Speaker 1: non humanoid, and then biomechanical like cyborgs. So there you go, Tony,
Speaker 1: there's your four or five different types of aliens. What
Speaker 1: else we got out here? Dig deep, dig deep, Come on,
Speaker 1: give me something good? Uh? This one comes from Kendra
Speaker 1: who sent me a link to Rockavet Music Medicine. Music
Speaker 1: is Medicine. That's a music festival going on this weekend
Speaker 1: at Post Oak Lodge. It is the Rockavet Charity. We've
Speaker 1: kind of talked about that before in the past. It's
Speaker 1: a great charity to put together. And I guess they've
Speaker 1: got a lot of local bands playing this weekend out
Speaker 1: at Post Oak Lodge. If you want more information, go
Speaker 1: find it your damn self. So there's that, all right,
Speaker 1: Segbay Roulette Lewis got here's a here's a thin one.
Speaker 1: Here thin one comes from John John's says they're turning
Speaker 1: the frogs gay. You guys know, time, do you know
Speaker 1: anything about that? Now? Time?
Speaker 5: I know I'm going to regret this, but no, let's not.
Speaker 5: Let's not search every single one of these It takes
Speaker 5: too long.
Speaker 1: How do we know of what they're talking about? If
Speaker 1: they're turning the frogs gay, then they need to be
Speaker 1: better explainers. Well, come on, that's what our that's what
Speaker 1: we're here for is to talk about it. Now. I'm
Speaker 1: curious about gay frogs.
Speaker 5: I mean, we could just you know, spit it out.
Speaker 5: You know, we don't have to google it.
Speaker 1: That's how you get the true information. Corbin Travis here
Speaker 1: says Okra. Just for Corba, Corby, you come up twice
Speaker 1: on this one. How about that. Let's talk about Okra
Speaker 1: and how delicious it is when you deep fry it
Speaker 1: and smother it in ranch. See, this is this is
Speaker 1: the thing that you all do is you're like Corbin
Speaker 1: and Okra.
Speaker 6: Lindsey hates Okrah.
Speaker 2: I too, not a fan.
Speaker 1: So overwhelmingly the show by majority does not lie. That
Speaker 1: is a true statement.
Speaker 2: And the fact that you have to deep fry it
Speaker 2: and cover it in ranch to make it good doesn't
Speaker 2: make it good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we all know that everything deep fried and
Speaker 1: smothered and ranch is good. You can take anything, deep
Speaker 1: fry it, smother it in ranch and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's tasty. All right? What else we got here? This
Speaker 1: one comes from Sean Pimento cheese changes. Are they changing
Speaker 1: pimento cheese?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but you know, growing up I hated
Speaker 2: pimento cheese. That was probably one of my least favorites.
Speaker 2: And then the other day I had it for the
Speaker 2: first time in many years, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Hmm, I am with you changed. I have never been
Speaker 1: a fan of pimento cheese or pimental loaf. Okay, pimental loaf.
Speaker 1: That's something that my folks would get. I don't know
Speaker 1: why they make sandwiches out of it. Yeah, And then
Speaker 1: us kids would be forced to eat pimento loaf because
Speaker 1: well that's all you had in there. Sure you know
Speaker 1: they ain't no peanut butter and jelly. Yeah, ain't no baloney.
Speaker 1: You're stuck with pimento loaf or bronze Schweger. Well, my
Speaker 1: dad would eat that by the slice. He'd sit down
Speaker 1: in his chair, slice off some bronz Schweiger and then
Speaker 1: have a block of cheddar cheese the size of a
Speaker 1: car battery and would just watch TV and go to
Speaker 1: town on it. That And the only thing that I
Speaker 1: do like that that my dad did is is he
Speaker 1: get sticks of pepperoni, not pre slice packages, but the
Speaker 1: stick of pepperoni. And he'd sit in his chair, same thing,
Speaker 1: block cheese, stick of pepperoni and his Rambo knife, be
Speaker 1: watching stuff like The Rifle Man or Bonanza Tone, you know,
Speaker 1: and then sit there and just slice his pepperoni and
Speaker 1: cheese with his knife that he carried on him everywhere
Speaker 1: and used to cut everything.
Speaker 2: I think that what to carry the knife?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my dad didn't carry a knife.
Speaker 2: Oh, my dad did. But my for my dad, it
Speaker 2: was the cheddar cheese and summer sausage and crackers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But if it was the the uh liver pete or
Speaker 2: whatever he would use. Yeah, that was it. And then
Speaker 2: he would use grape jelly on it with.
Speaker 1: Crackers to make it taste better because it's disgusting as
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: See, I don't know, but Kevin tried it and he
Speaker 2: loves it, and I'm I don't know how they do it.
Speaker 1: It gross. My dad would sit there and eat his
Speaker 1: pepperoni and cheese with his rambo knife. After he was
Speaker 1: done snacking, he would clean his knife off and then
Speaker 1: sit there with his wetstone and says, sharpen his knife
Speaker 1: while still watching whatever old cowboys show on TV. So bizarre,
Speaker 1: so bizarre. But I never get it too shy, you can't.
Speaker 1: It would be like at least a once sometimes twice
Speaker 1: a week thing, saying that you'd look over and there
Speaker 1: he is sharpening his knife watching TV.
Speaker 2: Well, if it wasn't that, if he had a smartphone,
Speaker 2: he'd be playing a game probably you know.
Speaker 1: See he died in twenty seventeen. I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: if he had a smartphone at that time. I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't think he did. I don't think he did.
Speaker 1: I'd like to say by now he would have upgraded.
Speaker 1: And you're probably right, yeah, Heather says. Circus first music
Speaker 1: video coming out on May twenty second. Now. Circus is
Speaker 1: a local band who will be playing at Rockwaholma this year,
Speaker 1: and they were one of the winners from our Battle
Speaker 1: of the Concert last year. They were pretty awesome, So
Speaker 1: be looking for Circus's first music video coming out. What
Speaker 1: else we got in here and Circus excuse Me and
Speaker 1: Segment Roulette and got two of them. Let's grab another
Speaker 1: one here. This one comes from Chip. Explosion farts. That's
Speaker 1: just what he says. I don't know if he meant
Speaker 1: explosive or explosion. Do explosions usually farts? I guess I've
Speaker 1: had some pretty explosive farts, especially the last couple of days,
Speaker 1: because I made enjeladas day before yesterday, sure, and that's
Speaker 1: what I've been eating on for the last couple of days.
Speaker 1: So they've been pretty pretty explosive, but not explosion.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about chipsnew truck.
Speaker 1: The rainbow one and his what are we talking about? Unicorn?
Speaker 1: I took Ai. He had sent me a picture of
Speaker 1: his new truck that he had purchased, and so I
Speaker 1: took Ai and I made his truck rainbow painted color
Speaker 1: and then put him in a unicorn costume sitting next
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 5: Okay, I didn't know what we were talking about, just
Speaker 5: a random off cuff comment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I wasn't gonna mention it. But since she did,
Speaker 1: it is what it is. Mike here says, how about
Speaker 1: what happened to the first person who got drunk at
Speaker 1: a good old Mark White party or any other party?
Speaker 1: And the possible pictures that are out of it? All? Right?
Speaker 1: So that one's fun. That one is actually a friend
Speaker 1: of mine from high school and Mark White. If you
Speaker 1: don't know him, you've heard me talk about him many
Speaker 1: of times. Mark White is the friend of mine that
Speaker 1: died in high school. Guys, you've heard me talk about
Speaker 1: that many times. Didn't make it to eighteen, died at seventeen.
Speaker 1: So not at his party, because I believe it was
Speaker 1: after he had died. But it's kind of something I
Speaker 1: became known for around that time. In the early two thousands.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget the first time that happened was at
Speaker 1: we was at a party and I was sitting there
Speaker 1: talking with this guy named Jill and she's like, ah,
Speaker 1: look at this guy. His name was Mike. He was
Speaker 1: over there, pasted out, he was hammered, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty funny. And I was like, I should go
Speaker 1: put my balls on his head. And she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll take a picture of it too, And that's when
Speaker 1: it all started. That's when it all started. Anybody who
Speaker 1: passed out at a party after that moment in time
Speaker 1: and I caught you my balls were going on your
Speaker 1: head and there was a picture taken. That guy, Mike
Speaker 1: was so pissed at me for many years. He probably
Speaker 1: still is. You gotta keep in mind this was twenty
Speaker 1: six years ago. Yeah, yeah, and he wasn't the only one.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of them out there, I would recently.
Speaker 1: I say recently. It was a couple of years ago
Speaker 1: that I stumbled across a picture and it was actually
Speaker 1: my buddy Clint, who passed out at a party and
Speaker 1: got tea bagged by me and the picture and I
Speaker 1: thought it was so hilarious that twenty something years later,
Speaker 1: I hit him up on Facebook and sent them a
Speaker 1: copy of that picture, said, hey you remember.
Speaker 2: This good time?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, all right, let's see what else we can
Speaker 1: out here do one or two more? Uh? This one
Speaker 1: comes from a guy named John. He says, for conspiracy Thursday,
Speaker 1: look up the boxes of ticks farmers and ranchers have
Speaker 1: been finding. You guys know anything about farmers finding no
Speaker 1: boxes of ticks? I can tell you that they're pretty
Speaker 1: bad this year so far, and for you. For me,
Speaker 1: I played disc golf several times in some deep woods,
Speaker 1: Mohawk Park being one of them. The other one was
Speaker 1: in pa Huska. And each time I'm picking ticks off
Speaker 1: of me as i'm playing, and then when I get home,
Speaker 1: after it's all said and done, I'm picking off at
Speaker 1: least three to four more. And then here's the fun
Speaker 1: thing that really sucks is when you think it got
Speaker 1: them all and then you go to bed, and then
Speaker 1: you take up the next day and you look at
Speaker 1: your feet and there they are attached to your toes cuticles.
Speaker 1: That's happened to me both times. Both times I thought
Speaker 1: I got them all off, and then there it is uh,
Speaker 1: you know, just one attached to the toenail cuticle there
Speaker 1: and I'd have to pluck it off. And I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what this was. This has been weeks. This has
Speaker 1: been a week. I haven't had to deal with ticks
Speaker 1: in a while, but I am still itching from the
Speaker 1: places that I've had to pull them off. Sure, they've
Speaker 1: been pissing me off. All right, we'll go one more
Speaker 1: for segments.
Speaker 2: Well, and this is about the tick. The rumors about
Speaker 2: farmers finding boxes of ticks scattered across farmlands are unsubstantiated
Speaker 2: social media conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: Investigated you don't.
Speaker 2: Investigations by independent fact checkers such as Snopes found no evidence, photos,
Speaker 2: or confirmed reports from public health agencies that anyone is
Speaker 2: intentionally dropping literal boxes of ticks on properties. Okay, Earlier
Speaker 2: this spring, viral posts from social media influencers and TikTok
Speaker 2: users began claiming that Midwestern farmers were discovering the serious
Speaker 2: boxes of ticks on their properties, and some users speculated
Speaker 2: this was an intentional release meant to drive up demand
Speaker 2: for newly developed lime disease vaccines.
Speaker 1: Huh So, basically, it's you know, people on social media
Speaker 1: making stuff up. To get clicks. That's a big surprise.
Speaker 1: This one comes from Brady. This will be our last
Speaker 1: one here that says Conspiracy Thursday about Bill Gates making
Speaker 1: these ticks everyone's getting sick from and can't eat red meat.
Speaker 1: I believe they call it it's alpha gal. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's real. That's a real thing. Did Bill Gates make it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so. Why would he.
Speaker 1: He's a little busy trying to deal with going to
Speaker 1: Epstein's Island, right, divorce, trying to win his kids back.
Speaker 1: But that is a fear of mine because I had
Speaker 1: had to deal with these ticks the last couple of
Speaker 1: rounds that I've went out. I don't want to get
Speaker 1: this alpha gal because I kind of like steaks. I
Speaker 1: kind of like hamburgers. I don't want to be stuck
Speaker 1: for the rest of my life eating chicken, fish and pork, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So that that is something
Speaker 1: that I do kind of worry about, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't put a lot of worry into it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Much like everything else, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I guess, if it happens, it happens. If it's if
Speaker 1: it's meant for me not to eat red meat. Then okay, okay.
Speaker 8: Aroun no world, strong hand, give moments, give train world,
Speaker 8: take mine, shrum hand.
Speaker 1: You are my kind of cripple GIMPI tremendous turns.
Speaker 5: Let's go ahead and play a game. We've got tickets
Speaker 5: to give away. Five Finger Death Punch is going to
Speaker 5: be in at the Walmart Amphitheater on October twelve. Get
Speaker 5: your tickets walmartamp dot com and we're gonna play Schnip Schnapschner.
Speaker 5: Current record is will I am running away with this
Speaker 5: woman nine and Gorman you have five and Lindsay's pretty
Speaker 5: far back there with three. Last week's winner, that'd be me,
Speaker 5: So Corbin and Lindsay at eight three three four six
Speaker 5: oh kmo D eight three three four six oh kmo
Speaker 5: D call up, decide who's gonna be your clue giver.
Speaker 5: We're gonna try and get you to say what's on
Speaker 5: the card. If you guys to correctly, you get a point.
Speaker 5: Team with the most points is winning those tickets to
Speaker 5: see five Finger Death Punch with Cody Jinx on October
Speaker 5: twelfth at the Walmart Amphitheater eight three three four six.
Speaker 1: Oh K M O D.
Speaker 5: Let's go to the phones and get our contestant. Good morning,
Speaker 5: you're on the air. What is your name, Jake?
Speaker 1: Jake? How are you? Buddy good Man? Who do you
Speaker 1: want to give clues? Lindsay or Corman, Cormyn. Let's get it, Jake.
Speaker 5: Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers starts after the
Speaker 5: first clue. Here we go, Uh, Cheyenne is a city
Speaker 5: in this state Wyoming.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 5: Uh, this is the East Rutherford.
Speaker 6: There's the state the Garden State.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Uh. Football teams where what that has their numbers on?
Speaker 1: It is a I can't hear you.
Speaker 9: The numbers have a what.
Speaker 6: Football teams wear a shirt and it's called.
Speaker 1: A jersey new jersey. There you go.
Speaker 5: Uh no, not an alpaca. But this is another kind
Speaker 5: of looks like an ostrich.
Speaker 1: But yeah.
Speaker 5: Film used to come on these for projectors in movie theaters.
Speaker 1: It was on a movie real Correct.
Speaker 5: This is when you grab the metal cylinder that has
Speaker 5: beer in it and your friends hold.
Speaker 1: You by your legs. Yes. Uh.
Speaker 5: This is the game you play when you're drinking where
Speaker 5: you use your hand to knock something and trying to
Speaker 5: get it to land upside down.
Speaker 1: I think the buzzer hit before he said flip.
Speaker 5: Cup five is what we got, Jake, might be good
Speaker 5: enough for the wind. Buddy, hang on the line. All right,
Speaker 5: good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 1: What is your name? I want to say? Sorry, I
Speaker 1: actually hit the wrong butt yesterday. I had to hang out,
Speaker 1: but I apologize. Bro.
Speaker 5: If it doesn't happen today, you're gonna have to just
Speaker 5: be a listener and no more an active participant.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, it's a joke. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Got it about five.
Speaker 2: Opposite of opposite of short? Oh, yes, I this is
Speaker 2: the big office. You might work at the blank office.
Speaker 2: I am a big deal because I'm from the blank office.
Speaker 2: The bosses, yes, yes, yes, oh. The surfers use this
Speaker 2: phrase number after nine? Yeah, but what comes before ten?
Speaker 2: You're like nine? Yes, but okay, two words. If you
Speaker 2: are surfing, you might be like, what's up blank?
Speaker 1: Ten?
Speaker 2: Dude? Yes, okay. If you're on an airplane, you might
Speaker 2: want to sit here. If it's not economy, it's better
Speaker 2: than that.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, it's yeah.
Speaker 5: Sorry, man, you did not win, Buddy, Thank you so
Speaker 5: much for playing.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, sorry, guys, I thought you on the phone
Speaker 1: and it has to hang up, but I'm steering wheel.
Speaker 1: Hang it. I could have won that too yesterday. Yeah
Speaker 1: that people always say that. Man.
Speaker 6: Don't worry, brother, you have a great day.
Speaker 1: Man. I love you guys, and I love all right.
Speaker 1: All right, man, see you later. James. You're getting those tickets.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go.
Speaker 5: See five Finger Death Punch and that show is October twelfth,
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Speaker 5: to warmartamp dot com. But you can hang on the
Speaker 5: line and talk to gimp you about getting yours.
Speaker 1: Okay, awesome, thanks brother, good job man, I got mine
Speaker 1: right at the very end. Lindsey.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, hey, he said after the buzzer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I thought it was interesting to hang ten one.
Speaker 1: Don't hung up on that one, now, I know.
Speaker 2: I was. I almost said this is how vampires sleep.
Speaker 5: Upside down, hay Matt could have if he had been
Speaker 5: paying attention.
Speaker 1: This is what the teacher did with that baby doll. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your news story.
Speaker 5: There's a game you play where you guess the word
Speaker 5: by giving letters. It's called blank man. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: that was awesome.
Speaker 1: All right the record now case me in the lead
Speaker 1: with nine moves you closer to now six, keeps lindsay
Speaker 1: with dreams, let's yeah. That proposal to prohibits foreign born
Speaker 1: lawmakers and judges. South Carolina congress Woman Nancy Mace, not
Speaker 1: to be confused with Nancy Grace, is post proposing a
Speaker 1: constitutional amendment that would bar naturalized US citizens from serving
Speaker 1: in Congress because federal judges or holding Senate confirmed positions
Speaker 1: may says the proposal would extend the same citizenship standard
Speaker 1: already required by presidents or for presidents and vice presidents,
Speaker 1: arguing some foreign born officials could face divided loyalties. There
Speaker 1: are currently twenty six members of Congress who are naturalized
Speaker 1: US citizens, including nineteen Democrats and seven Republicans. It says
Speaker 1: here that HHS warns of children's screen time issues. The
Speaker 1: Department of Human Health and Human Services is issuing an
Speaker 1: advisory warning about children's screen time, highlighting its effects on
Speaker 1: sleep and mental health. The Surgeon General's warnings says that
Speaker 1: harmful screen use among young people has become a public
Speaker 1: health concern. It notes that exposure often begins before a
Speaker 1: child's first birthday and increases with age by adolescents. Many
Speaker 1: kids spend more time on screens than they do sleeping
Speaker 1: or attending schools.
Speaker 5: They said that in the story that said that the
Speaker 5: average was over eight hours.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. Yes, that's a lot of screen. Yes,
Speaker 1: go outside. Do you know what your daily screen time is?
Speaker 1: I'm sure I can find.
Speaker 5: Out, because it's always a surprise when people do this.
Speaker 1: My daily average is five hours.
Speaker 6: And twenty eight minutes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got it. I gotta swipe down search screen
Speaker 1: time at least on the product. Yeah, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: looking for right now. Is screen time, screenshots, screen time out, screensaver,
Speaker 1: screen time Lindsey, do you know right off the top
Speaker 1: of your head or you got yours full off already? No,
Speaker 1: Well then let's let's just screen time goal.
Speaker 2: Oh my daily average is six hours and thirty four minutes.
Speaker 6: Okay, it feels it feels like a lot for all
Speaker 6: of us.
Speaker 5: Five hours feels like a lot, and I'm conscious about
Speaker 5: putting it down.
Speaker 1: Oh here we go. Uh, scream time today an hour
Speaker 1: and a half? Well not today. You need a daily
Speaker 1: in your average. It doesn't give me the average, so yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: So if it's an hour and a half a day,
Speaker 1: so far, today. I don't know. I'm sure it's pretty
Speaker 1: far out there, but I'm not gonna spend a lot
Speaker 1: of time worrying about it.
Speaker 5: But like yesterday, you did an experiment with your phone,
Speaker 5: and that's that's four hours just that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and that will skew you know, the average
Speaker 1: time or whatever for myself. But regardless, I'm a full
Speaker 1: grown adult. These are children we're talking about, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. So, but maybe I should go outside.
Speaker 1: What else we got here? SpaceX preps for biggest rocket ever.
Speaker 1: The launch of space Exus's most powerful rocket to date
Speaker 1: may take place to daily. Starship V three is the
Speaker 1: tallest rocket ever assembled, and it's set to make its
Speaker 1: first flight from South Texas. It's touted as the world's
Speaker 1: most powerful reusable rocket. It could be keyed to NASA's
Speaker 1: plan to return astronauts to the Moon surface and create
Speaker 1: a permanent moon base following the success of Artemis two
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Speaker 5: OK, yeah, but that's not what we're here to talk about.
Speaker 5: We're here to talk about conspiracies. And a listener sent
Speaker 5: me this, and so we're going to get into it
Speaker 5: a little bit. And it is a conspiracy that's been
Speaker 5: floating around. It's an acronym actually, and it's testcreal. I
Speaker 5: got that right to screal if I'm not mistaken. And
Speaker 5: it sounds like a made up, weird, fake thing, but
Speaker 5: it's a label used for the tech world belief system
Speaker 5: tied to AI. So what it stands for is transhumanism,
Speaker 5: extro extro extropianism, senulitarianism, cosmism, rationalism, effective altruism, and long termism.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of.
Speaker 5: It was pushed by AI ethic researcher Timinant Gerber and
Speaker 5: philosopher Emil Torres, who argue the ideas overlap parts of
Speaker 5: the big tech and AI culture. So on the surface
Speaker 5: it sounds really nerdy, right, but people who believe in tech,
Speaker 5: think they can make humans better, smarter, healthier, and even mortal.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the idea is.
Speaker 5: That what if some of the richest, most powerful tech
Speaker 5: people aren't just building apps, they're building toward a different
Speaker 5: version of the future where one human one regular humans
Speaker 5: are kind of we're like the way humans are a
Speaker 5: day don't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: So we would be cyborgs.
Speaker 5: Well, they just don't exist like today because they've been
Speaker 5: AI treated. So they talk about uploading minds, merging with machines,
Speaker 5: colonizing space, creating super intelligent AI. Let me know if
Speaker 5: any of this sounds vaguely familiar, and making decisions today
Speaker 5: based on trillions of future digital people who don't exist.
Speaker 5: Long termism argues that the future lives matter too, but
Speaker 5: critics say that could become a moral loophole. And if
Speaker 5: you claim you're saving billions or trillions of future people,
Speaker 5: then what what are you allowed to ignore today? So
Speaker 5: the idea is that the rich people are creating a
Speaker 5: different type of human based off of they can control
Speaker 5: and create the mind. And we already have people talking
Speaker 5: about creating a superhuman AI, super intelligent AI. We already
Speaker 5: talk about colonizing space. We've already read stories on the
Speaker 5: air about humans and machines merging together. Yeah, and so
Speaker 5: does it make sense that those people are deciding what
Speaker 5: humans look like in the future.
Speaker 1: I don't think it makes sense.
Speaker 5: Do you trust billionaires to decide the way humanity should be?
Speaker 1: I guess you could say that's what they've been doing
Speaker 1: since the beginning, because they have the money to influence,
Speaker 1: influencing the market, influencing the technology that's out there, influencing
Speaker 1: the medicine that's being used and created. So you could
Speaker 1: say that that's been going on for a long time.
Speaker 1: It's just taking a different route now with artificial intelligence.
Speaker 5: But in the past, those people they'll let's just go
Speaker 5: with like the landowners, because that's that was the og
Speaker 5: rich people, right. Yeah, the landowners would then become politicians
Speaker 5: and there was like a filtering process, or at least
Speaker 5: there was. There was a belief that you were playing
Speaker 5: a part in deciding who would be there, and there
Speaker 5: was some sort of accountability that doesn't exist when you
Speaker 5: let millionaires and billionaire Sorry that was not accurate. Not millionaires.
Speaker 5: Billionaires do it right.
Speaker 1: Millionaires aren't nothing. Anybody would be a millionaire nowadays in
Speaker 1: and out of the airport. To me, the idea of like.
Speaker 5: When somebody rich, super rich decides that they are they're
Speaker 5: saving humanity, I'm I'm not believing them, right, And that's
Speaker 5: what I get out of this hole to screall thing
Speaker 5: is that it is rich people saying they're gonna help humanity.
Speaker 1: We're gonna need AI to do it right, because a
Speaker 1: I can think better and faster than any human around.
Speaker 5: If you looking for if you're looking for a show
Speaker 5: to watch that there's no way you think it would
Speaker 5: be relatable today, then you need to go watch Silicon Valley.
Speaker 1: That was such a great show.
Speaker 6: It came out in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: The villain, if you will, of the show is a
Speaker 5: guy named Gavin Belson. Yeah, and it's it's like a
Speaker 5: combination of all the Silicon people we know, right, the.
Speaker 1: Zuckerberg the Bezos of the world, Yes, yeah, the Bill Gates,
Speaker 1: all of them combined in the one douchey person and.
Speaker 5: Then these people all on a dot com or an
Speaker 5: app or whatever, and it goes on and on about
Speaker 5: the things they have to deal with and it is
Speaker 5: one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Happening. Lid you've ever watched that show.
Speaker 2: I haven't you should get it.
Speaker 6: It was on HBO, so Mike Judge Project.
Speaker 5: If you don't know who that is, that would be
Speaker 5: Beavis and Budhead or our office space. But there's even
Speaker 5: there was this episode like I don't even remember what
Speaker 5: year was. It might have been one of the last
Speaker 5: two and Bill Foyle had made the AI, but the
Speaker 5: AI was cannibalizing itself and he's delivery in the show
Speaker 5: is all very dry. He's a dry character anyway, but
Speaker 5: it's fantastic character. And uh, that was happening before we
Speaker 5: have it now they so he knew enough then to
Speaker 5: write that in thereh or.
Speaker 6: We live in a simulation. Simulation wrote itself.
Speaker 1: You think you might be onto something there.
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm onto something there.
Speaker 5: People panic about a I think, and it's going to
Speaker 5: destroy things, right, But if you can convince everyone your
Speaker 5: technology is world ending powerful, then suddenly you're not a CEO.
Speaker 6: You're you're now a like you run a country essentially.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: If I have technology that's strong enough, like Gimbe's alluded
Speaker 5: before that they could take over the world, then you
Speaker 5: have some responsibility.
Speaker 1: You need to be careful garnering yeah, imagine if let's
Speaker 1: go back before Hiroshima and be like the local billionaires like,
Speaker 1: so I got an idea, I'll make a bomb.
Speaker 6: You can trust me. This is technically the same thing.
Speaker 5: It's just not an explosion like that, right, and they
Speaker 5: I think there should be some controlling So is this
Speaker 5: Are these people geniuses? Are they just trying to be
Speaker 5: you know, gods? Are they LARPing.
Speaker 1: Combination of the two playing god wanting to be god
Speaker 1: because they are geniuses or super intelligent alien beings? Well,
Speaker 1: they'll be funny if the UFO all that comes out
Speaker 1: and they're like they name people that are right, they're
Speaker 1: real aliens. I mean those people would have to go
Speaker 1: to protection, right absolutely. I mean if you just look
Speaker 1: at Zuckerberg, look at Elon Musk, very alien like looking. Now,
Speaker 1: well hell, I mean even back in the day before
Speaker 1: Elon got his hair, you know, still looked alien esque. Right,
Speaker 1: you just look at him, You're like something something ain't
Speaker 1: right about you.
Speaker 5: Both favorite pictures all the time of Zuckerberger's when he's
Speaker 5: surfing or something. He's got sunscreen on. What he needs, Like,
Speaker 5: do people do that? Do grown adults do this?
Speaker 1: Puts unscreen on? The way he did. How do I
Speaker 1: get whiter than what I already am slather on the sunscreen?
Speaker 5: If you haven't seen the picture, it is worth it.
Speaker 5: By the way, Jeff Bezos was on the news this morning.
Speaker 5: He he's turning into the Hulk.
Speaker 1: He doesn't look anything like he did ten years ago,
Speaker 1: two years ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he looks like he's playing linebacker for Middle Central State.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he went through the divorce, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's got him a new gown now. And
Speaker 1: you know what happens when you get in a new
Speaker 1: relationship and you get comfortable, you gain some weight.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he doesn't look like he gained weight.
Speaker 1: He looked like he looks like he's gaining mud, like
Speaker 1: he's getting jacked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't look like
Speaker 1: he used to look a lot older, and that neck
Speaker 1: has gotten Fuck.
Speaker 5: I'll put the this was from just today of him,
Speaker 5: and you can judge for yourself on whether you think
Speaker 5: that he looks like he's gaining losing weight, whatever you
Speaker 5: want to go with. But and then here's what I
Speaker 5: think we all visualize him as. And that's that's from
Speaker 5: twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: Ye, yeah, that's the Bezos we know it looks like
Speaker 1: a ceo. Yeah, who this other character is. I have
Speaker 1: no idea. Got the beard. He's just getting older. I
Speaker 1: don't know if he's getting No, that's not getting older now.
Speaker 2: No, he's he's changing his appearance. Hey, it's probably for
Speaker 2: his new girlfriend.
Speaker 1: He's ripped. Yeah, he's I think he's taken uh growth hormone.
Speaker 1: He thinks, so hgh maybe so, but you're that vain.
Speaker 1: Everything's at your disposal.
Speaker 5: You don't get You don't just get you know, the
Speaker 5: local gym human growth hormone.
Speaker 1: No, you get the best, to get the experimental ones.
Speaker 1: You may know. You get a team and then you
Speaker 1: pay someone and test it on them for a year. Right,
Speaker 1: you're like, all right, that guy's Jack. That's what I
Speaker 1: want to look like, right, I don't have to do anything.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look how thick his neck is.
Speaker 1: Man girzy.
Speaker 6: He looks like he's gonna join the American Gladiators.
Speaker 2: It's like, come at me, bro.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have to change his name to some cool
Speaker 1: gladiator name. He can just go by Bezos and be
Speaker 1: all right. Yeah, gladiators always had those cool names and
Speaker 1: thunder yah know zeus, Yeah, I'm Bezos.
Speaker 5: You watch that show now. You watch that show now
Speaker 5: American Gladiators and you go, whoa.
Speaker 1: This show was not okay, right, but we got into
Speaker 1: it when it was Oh my gosh. I loved it.
Speaker 1: Always wanted to be I always wanted to compete on
Speaker 1: that show. Well, yeah, of course, hot ass women and
Speaker 1: big muscle armed women. They're giant brestuses.
Speaker 5: Somebody text us in. I think this is so perfect.
Speaker 5: These people would be the villain in a Bond film. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: we look in those people. They've mainstreamed them that they're okay.
Speaker 5: I want total global domination dot dot dot to get
Speaker 5: your packages there in two.
Speaker 1: Days, right, and we let them do it. Why because
Speaker 1: I don't have to leave anywhere to get anything.
Speaker 5: Telling you I couldn't find this cable yesterday something, and
Speaker 5: I went to three places that should have had it.
Speaker 1: Nope, went on Amazon. Half the price will be here today. Nice, right,
Speaker 1: How are you going to break that out of me?
Speaker 1: Ain't no way. No, Sometimes you get it that day,
Speaker 1: which I find is impressive. Well, when I was replacing
Speaker 1: the speakers in my bike, you know, I ordered them
Speaker 1: at like eight o'clock in the morning. They were there
Speaker 1: at five o'clock. In the evening. I'm like, how did
Speaker 1: it get here so fast? Yeah, that's all part of
Speaker 1: the simulation. Man. All right, we got to take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back.
Speaker 6: Somebody brought this up.
Speaker 5: Oh is our listeners are awesome and that sent me
Speaker 5: down a rabbit hole for conspiracy theory Thursday.
Speaker 6: And it has to do with the mothman.
Speaker 5: And you remember we had the listener and she had
Speaker 5: an interaction with mothman was like fifteen years ago, twenty
Speaker 5: years ago? Yeah, yeah, And this says there are no
Speaker 5: official historic recognized mothman sightings tied to the state of Oklahoma.
Speaker 6: That doesn't mean she didn't see it, right.
Speaker 5: That means there are no official historic recognized mothman sightings
Speaker 5: and that this is deeply rooted in like nineteen sixty
Speaker 5: six in West Virginia, Chicago, and some other Southern Plain states.
Speaker 5: There is, however, the Oklahoma City patio thumper oh Okay,
Speaker 5: a homeowner in twenty twenty three, made local and national
Speaker 5: headlines after reporting a mysterious, persistent, winged creature that slammed
Speaker 5: into her sliding glass door at night. Obviously it frightened
Speaker 5: this person, and they initially suspected something supernatural. A local
Speaker 5: wildlife expert and an insect diagnostician from the Oklahoma State
Speaker 5: weighed in. They concluded the monster was likely a massive moth,
Speaker 5: like a polyphemous or a sphinx moth attracted to the
Speaker 5: glowing light on her security camera. Now, a polyphonics I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: polyphemous or a sphinx moth can be about four to
Speaker 5: six inches wing length, so half a foot.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a bit. Oh, that would scare the dog
Speaker 1: crap out of me.
Speaker 5: Yes, lord, yes, And it looks like when it's on
Speaker 5: a tree or whatever, it looks like an owl actually,
Speaker 5: because it looks like it has eyes on its on
Speaker 5: its wings.
Speaker 6: It is bigger than someone's palm.
Speaker 1: That's massive.
Speaker 5: Imagine hitting that on you when you're on your motorcycle.
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus Christ, you might see him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get it off, Get it off, get it off.
Speaker 1: You'd be you got slimmed. Yeah, man, how horrible is that?
Speaker 1: Do you think you would be able to see something
Speaker 1: like that clearly at night going sixty seventy miles an
Speaker 1: hour and it keeping up with your car kind of
Speaker 1: like that? She had described the moth man.
Speaker 5: Uh, I mean, I would think so when you see
Speaker 5: the video.
Speaker 1: I will show you the video.
Speaker 5: It doesn't look that big, but at night things are
Speaker 5: just louder, true, Dad. So maybe during the day you
Speaker 5: wouldn't think nothing of it, but at night it sounds
Speaker 5: like someone's hitting your door, all right, especially.
Speaker 1: If it's you know, hitting like a screen door or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there are other cryptids that people have say they
Speaker 5: have seen in Oklahoma's thunderbirds. It's a winged cryptid thing
Speaker 5: that people say is in Oklahoma and the planes. Native
Speaker 5: American folklore features tales of massive thunder bringing birds capable
Speaker 5: of carrying off prey, which is some cryptozoologists attempt to
Speaker 5: link to a massive unidentified petasaur like sighting potass or
Speaker 5: type of sighting bro If a bird started picking up babies,
Speaker 5: how long do you think it would take for them
Speaker 5: to blow that bird out of the sky.
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Sure, sure, you'd like to think it would be rather quick.
Speaker 5: But if it could pick up a baby, I don't
Speaker 5: know if a shotgun's going to do anything.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, we'd have to track it down and hunt it.
Speaker 1: You have to get some other baby out there to
Speaker 1: use his.
Speaker 6: Bait, right, you got a baits? You kind of bait.
Speaker 1: Somebody, Miriam, can we borrow your baby? Yeah? I didn't
Speaker 1: know about the thunderbird thing, but it's huge. Yeah, yeah, massive,
Speaker 1: at least according to the image on Google Images. Is that?
Speaker 1: I mean there's a guy standing next to a thunderbird?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like in that old photo. Yeah, like thirty five
Speaker 5: feet wingspan?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the size of a small plane.
Speaker 6: Tell me you would never leave the house.
Speaker 2: I I.
Speaker 1: Don't think i'd ever leave the house. No, I'd be
Speaker 1: grateful for you know, door dash and Amazon. If you
Speaker 1: guys see what I seen, you wouldn't be going outside either.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't try to capture it.
Speaker 1: That's what. And how have you ever tried to catch
Speaker 1: a bird before? You've never tried to catch a chicken? No,
Speaker 1: those are the easier to catch.
Speaker 5: Listen, I promise if you can get your hands around
Speaker 5: a chicken rooster's neck, that'd be impressive. But no way,
Speaker 5: I'm sure one of you crazy fools would try to
Speaker 5: put a lasso on it.
Speaker 1: Oh, for sure, taint it right, domesticate it, use it
Speaker 1: as transportation. What would be the Oh, Mike, where would
Speaker 1: you put it? Oh? You'd have to you would have to, Uh,
Speaker 1: you'd have to build a special place, like a special
Speaker 1: barn for it. That's not something you're putting in your
Speaker 1: spare bedroom. No, you're right next to the drum kit, right.
Speaker 5: Uh that I think that is more terrifying than the
Speaker 5: moth Man. Right, and the thunder That's what the USFL
Speaker 5: football team should be called as the Thunderbirds.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't hate that. I don't hate that at all.
Speaker 1: It sounds badass, and it's tied to Oklahoma. That makes
Speaker 1: sense better than the Bison. Yeah, and well it wasn't
Speaker 1: when Union was changing their name. That would have been
Speaker 1: a great one for them, right, Instead they went with
Speaker 1: Red Hugs the Thunderbirds.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd been a great name. Mythic creature m pick
Speaker 5: up and carry people off.
Speaker 1: I mean they have the Thunderbird Military Academy here. It
Speaker 1: makes sense.
Speaker 5: Uh so the origin I'd looked up the origin two
Speaker 5: of the Mothman. This young couple, these two young couples
Speaker 5: said they were driving near World War two munitions area
Speaker 5: called the T and T area, and they saw a tall,
Speaker 5: dark winged figure with glowing red eyes, and they claimed
Speaker 5: it chased their car as they sped back toward the town. Obviously,
Speaker 5: the paper picked up the story and then it just
Speaker 5: took off. There were other reports of strange winged figures
Speaker 5: nearby in the area, including some by grave diggers a
Speaker 5: few days earlier, but these two young couples, their report
Speaker 5: is the one that becomes the official launching point for
Speaker 5: the Mothman, and then more sightings happened around that area
Speaker 5: after that for a few years. On December fifteenth, nineteen
Speaker 5: sixty seven, the Silver Bridge collapsed, killing forty six people,
Speaker 5: and the people linked it to the Mothman, like it
Speaker 5: was a warning or an omen that something.
Speaker 1: That he was. I guess that he was a part
Speaker 1: of it, Okay, And then we all know about the
Speaker 1: book from the seventies that became a movie, The Mothman Offices.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's what we did back then, right when
Speaker 5: we weren't sure, we just made up our own narrative.
Speaker 5: And then we're just like, well, it probably that Mothman
Speaker 5: probably took the bridge.
Speaker 1: Down back then. Yeah, we still do.
Speaker 5: So now we get the answer and we're like, man,
Speaker 5: I don't think so. I think it was the moth Man.
Speaker 5: We've got we've kind of done the opposite, right.
Speaker 1: No, it says right here in black and white man,
Speaker 1: this is fact scientists.
Speaker 5: Now, huh Bigfoot, that was a suspension bridge that collapsed
Speaker 5: and uh some sort of steel failure.
Speaker 1: Okay, we've got a couple of texts coming in here.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of local sightings of a mothman
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Speaker 6: And you can say local sightings, but again, there are
Speaker 6: no official sightings right, so if those are happening, you
Speaker 6: all need to start reporting it right, get it, get
Speaker 6: it official.
Speaker 1: We need people to know. Bring in tourism, they come
Speaker 1: into town to hunt Bigfoot. Why can't we hunt the
Speaker 1: moth man? There would be absolutely no way I would
Speaker 1: ever report something like that. Why is that because people
Speaker 1: think you're crazy?
Speaker 6: Oh no, people already think I'm crazy.
Speaker 5: I just why Now that's all I gotta talk about.
Speaker 1: You're known as that person. Yeah, I don't want to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about that, right, I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about other stuff now, No, no,
Speaker 1: tell us some tell us again, tell us the story, Grandpa. Ah,
Speaker 1: All right, fine, bullpit cheers. It's a dark and cool
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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you correct them? No? I don't either. I
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Speaker 6: No, that's your version, right, speak your truth?
Speaker 5: Man, Well I say that, I say, I say being
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Speaker 1: I don't do it for you pay me to do that.
Speaker 6: I don't do that for free, right, you got to
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Speaker 1: I'll keep up the good work.
Speaker 5: Then, Hey, listen, you don't get number one by going
Speaker 5: half ass.
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Speaker 5: Let's go ahead and do Top list hyberbic Mad Morning
Speaker 5: Show's top list random topics, randomly drawn with random results.
Speaker 5: Now here's Corbyn, Caimpi and Lindsay with this week's top list.
Speaker 5: This week's top list is magicians.
Speaker 1: What you got Lindsay.
Speaker 2: Number five Harry Whodini, most famous for being an escape
Speaker 2: artist but also a very accomplished magician and illusionist from
Speaker 2: eighteen seventy four to nineteen twenty six. I feel like
Speaker 2: without him, magic might not have been so popular. He
Speaker 2: was a magic pioneer. So yeah, that's why he made
Speaker 2: my list. Number four for me is the mentalist Oz Pearlman.
Speaker 2: I like his videos. I would like to see him
Speaker 2: live if I could, if he traveled here, I would
Speaker 2: definitely buy tickets to see his show. I watch a
Speaker 2: lot of him when he works with NFL players and
Speaker 2: he goes into their I call him classrooms. But he
Speaker 2: is awesome. I don't know how he does it.
Speaker 1: He just red.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. It's magic for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You and I had a conversation about him. It's been
Speaker 1: maybe a month or so.
Speaker 5: And because you do, you do like his illusions or
Speaker 5: his tricks very much, and you very much believe he
Speaker 5: has a special power.
Speaker 1: I do, even though we know he doesn't.
Speaker 2: I absolutely do, because how do you how do you
Speaker 2: just assume what these guys are gonna do or say?
Speaker 2: I just it's incredible to me. And number three on
Speaker 2: my list is Justin Willman who goes by Well used
Speaker 2: to go by just Incredible when he was younger, and
Speaker 2: I follow him on social media and he's he does
Speaker 2: tour currently and he is one I would definitely go
Speaker 2: see too. He's another mentalist.
Speaker 1: And have you watched his Netflix? His Netflix Magic?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Magic for Humans.
Speaker 1: He also used to host a Cupcake Wars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, He's done a lot on He's been
Speaker 2: a lot on Netflix's different shows like baking shows and
Speaker 2: stuff like that.
Speaker 1: He he has.
Speaker 6: A prank show right now. Yeah, Magic Prank Show.
Speaker 2: That's awesome, and he's done one. When he was twelve
Speaker 2: years old, he memorized every single zip code in America
Speaker 2: and you can go on he did. He on one
Speaker 2: of his tours. He's on stage and he's talking about
Speaker 2: how he has memorized all the area codes or zip codes.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, and he'll call. He'll go, where are you from?
Speaker 2: What's your zip code? Just tell me your zip code
Speaker 2: and I will tell you where you're from. And he's
Speaker 2: someone said the zip code. He's like, oh, Owasso, Oklahoma,
Speaker 2: and she's like yeah. And then there was someone like Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: And then there's like little towns you have no idea,
Speaker 2: never heard of, and like yeah, and like, how do
Speaker 2: you know that there's a population of only four hundred people?
Speaker 2: And he's like, I just know them all.
Speaker 6: My favorite, my favorite trick he's ever done.
Speaker 5: He was on stage with Adam Ray if you know
Speaker 5: who that is, that comedian, and he pulled they grabbed
Speaker 5: somebody and they're like, do you who was your first love?
Speaker 5: And the guy says the name and he asked him
Speaker 5: a couple more questions and he's like, wouldn't be crazy
Speaker 5: if I had her name written down on a piece
Speaker 5: of paper? And he pulls up the piece of paper
Speaker 5: out of this box and it's her name printed. Oh,
Speaker 5: and you know but he's like you know ah, and
Speaker 5: he's like, how crazy is that? Well, how would I
Speaker 5: do that?
Speaker 1: And so it was like printer in the box.
Speaker 5: And he pulls up a printer and he goes exactly
Speaker 5: a printer and then he squishes it.
Speaker 1: It's made of paper. Wow, that doesn't mean.
Speaker 5: There wasn't a printer in there though, right, right, right right,
Speaker 5: But yeah, he's a fun he's a good, safe comedian.
Speaker 1: If you're like, you know that type of thing.
Speaker 2: Number two on my list is a David Copperfield.
Speaker 1: He is.
Speaker 2: Definitely on the large scale of illusionists by making the
Speaker 2: Statue of Liberty disappear, audience members disappear. I when I
Speaker 2: was living in South Dakota, I saw him. I went
Speaker 2: to his show and it was during the winter time.
Speaker 2: And if you've ever been to South Dakota in the wintertime,
Speaker 2: it gets so cold you just want to be somewhere warm.
Speaker 2: You would do anything to be somewhere warm because winter
Speaker 2: lasts until April. And we're sitting there in the audience
Speaker 2: and he actually took someone from the audience, and on
Speaker 2: the screen you see him disappear with an audience member
Speaker 2: and they're on a beach somewhere and he comes back
Speaker 2: and they show up in the middle of the audience,
Speaker 2: not on stage, but in the middle of the audience,
Speaker 2: and they both like have sand in their hands and
Speaker 2: they just let it go. And the audience You're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, how did that happen? Like, I mean,
Speaker 2: he is pretty incredible. Yeah, and he's a billionaire, owns
Speaker 2: his own island. I mean, the dude still, I think,
Speaker 2: to this day, does like fifteen shows a week.
Speaker 1: I don't even think he has to I know, does
Speaker 1: he still have his residency. I don't. I don't know
Speaker 1: because there was a lot of me trus against because
Speaker 1: I've seen him two or three times. Uh yeah, it
Speaker 1: actually ended April thirtieth, Oh wow.
Speaker 2: And then number one on my.
Speaker 1: List, he's sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Number one on my list is David Blaine.
Speaker 1: David Blaine, he was the short haired one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the street magic.
Speaker 5: From now on, we have to say, if you're gonna
Speaker 5: name drop, you got a name drop as you're saying it,
Speaker 5: like flavor flav I love it.
Speaker 2: David Blane Okay, he first appeared on TV in ninety
Speaker 2: seven and with his levitation, I don't know how he
Speaker 2: does it. He's amazing. But also I love him because
Speaker 2: he makes me cr ringe when I watch him when
Speaker 2: he sticks things through his throat and doesn't bleed. The
Speaker 2: guy is he's a crazy magician. He's legit crazy. The
Speaker 2: things that he does. When he will put a knife
Speaker 2: through his hand, he just he makes you squirm. He
Speaker 2: makes you uncomfortable. Yeah, and you still want to watch
Speaker 2: this guy. It's crazy the things that he does. So
Speaker 2: I can appreciate his art.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The thing that people don't like about him, like other
Speaker 5: magicians don't like about him? Is he tries to make
Speaker 5: it so serious. Yeah, not so serious, like it's trick.
Speaker 5: But like when he like, ah, like when he's fake
Speaker 5: cutting his arm and he's like, oh ah, that is
Speaker 5: the that's the prestige, right, Like that's him trying to
Speaker 5: pull you away from what's happening. Yeah, And it's a
Speaker 5: little like that is the act instead of the actual
Speaker 5: magic trip.
Speaker 2: For sure. But he's incredible from small even his small
Speaker 2: little card tricks are are great. I love the when
Speaker 2: he was in Harrison Ford's house and Harrison Ford told
Speaker 2: him to get out, It's like to leave my house.
Speaker 1: Like he's just he's like eyes like he's a mentalist too.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. So yeah, he's he definitely takes the
Speaker 2: cake and he's not He's not bad to look at either.
Speaker 5: Look, he knew that's where that was gonna land. Doing
Speaker 5: our top list magicians. What do you got Gimpie?
Speaker 1: Number five for me is David Copperfield. I'm going to
Speaker 1: warn you right now, I don't know dick about magicians
Speaker 1: really don't care, but got to play along. So David
Speaker 1: Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear I think there
Speaker 1: was something about an oriental express in there somewhere as well.
Speaker 1: I know when I was growing up, my friend Dan
Speaker 1: Tracy was a huge fan. Okay, so that's why he
Speaker 1: lands at number five for me. I'm giving Dan Tracy
Speaker 1: wherever you're at, man, you get credit for that number
Speaker 1: four for me. Chris Angel, he was big in the
Speaker 1: early two thousands, right, never watched the show, Wasn't he
Speaker 1: one of the ones that levitated as well? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: to lift himself up off the ground. I always thought
Speaker 1: that was kind of cool. I was like, I wish
Speaker 1: I could do that. Yeah, that's neat number number three.
Speaker 1: They not too long ago. Penn and Teller. Penn and Teller,
Speaker 1: great musician, musicians and magicians, Okay, funny the little guy Teller, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: never really did say anything. I always left everything, all
Speaker 1: the talking up to the big guy, you know. And
Speaker 1: I think it was just recently was when Teller started speaking.
Speaker 1: I want to say, within the last ten years. You're like,
Speaker 1: that guy actually has a voice. Huh uh.
Speaker 5: Number do you ever say, have you ever seen Penn
Speaker 5: and Tellers? You got to try and full Pen and Teller.
Speaker 1: I've watched, Yeah, maybe a little bit of an episode
Speaker 1: here and there. Never got into it because again, magic's
Speaker 1: just not my thing. Uh.
Speaker 5: I enjoy watching the show, but I hate it because
Speaker 5: it always ends with I mean, you know, we know,
Speaker 5: like we did?
Speaker 1: You know, we know, and you're like I would, I
Speaker 1: would venture to say when it comes at least in
Speaker 1: my opinion, Uh, they're probably the greatest the goats of
Speaker 1: the magic world. You know. That's that's just me though.
Speaker 1: Number two is a magician that has been stuck in
Speaker 1: my head and I think about every now and again
Speaker 1: from it's been stuck in my head since nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: And that is that is It's a local magician named Bradini,
Speaker 1: the Great Bradini as I call all that. And Braddini
Speaker 1: would always come to my driving through when I was
Speaker 1: working at the car Junior there in Ajuassau. I guess
Speaker 1: he'd be out doing you know, parties or bar mitzvahs
Speaker 1: or whatever and he have his his van and uh
Speaker 1: and always sitting on the side, the Great Bradini, and
Speaker 1: that stuck with me for so many years, and that's
Speaker 1: why he comes in a number two. He's still available.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't mean still like he hasn't I mean
Speaker 5: still like, yeah, he's around apparently.
Speaker 1: So if he's listening. You know, Bradini, you rock man.
Speaker 1: I've never seen any of your magic, but maybe the
Speaker 1: magic that you create is the memories because you've been
Speaker 1: locked in my head for twenty seven years. Bradini anyway,
Speaker 1: and number one on my list of magicians. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: this magician. He's probably, i'd say, at least in my
Speaker 1: word old, the most hated one out of all magicians,
Speaker 1: and that's Bill. See twice a month I get paid,
Speaker 1: and Bill, a magician, makes all my money disappear. Don't
Speaker 1: ever see it again, poof, it's gone. Thanks Bill, you
Speaker 1: get Dick.
Speaker 5: Doing our top list magicians. Number five for me, I
Speaker 5: have the Great Lafayette. Now no one's going to really.
Speaker 1: Know who This is.
Speaker 5: Just my dorkism about magicians knows about Him's from nineteen
Speaker 5: hundreds and Houdini. Herryudini gave him a dog, and he
Speaker 5: loved this dog, loved it so much. He had had
Speaker 5: its own room, it had its own dressing room, got
Speaker 5: it a diamond collar. And the dog died. And when
Speaker 5: the dog died, he wanted to bury it in the
Speaker 5: town cemetery, and the cemetery is like, no, we don't
Speaker 5: bury dogs where we bury humans.
Speaker 1: They have to go.
Speaker 5: We have to separate them with some soil. But we'll
Speaker 5: make an exception as long as you will be buried there.
Speaker 5: Two when you die, we'll let that go ahead and
Speaker 5: start the process. Two days later, he's performing in a theater.
Speaker 5: The theater catches on fire. He gets out and then
Speaker 5: realizes his horse is still inside, goes back in, He
Speaker 5: gets his horse, he dies in the fire. To him now,
Speaker 5: right after the fire, they find him and they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: he died, but they were wrong.
Speaker 1: It wasn't him.
Speaker 5: It was his body double, and he did die, but
Speaker 5: they found him deeper inside the theater.
Speaker 1: And so he's really like the first.
Speaker 5: Comedian that gave away the tell that they used body doubles.
Speaker 5: A lot like, wouldn't it be amazing if David Copperfield
Speaker 5: came out and he has a twin brother, right.
Speaker 1: And he's the one that's out there raping the bitches? Right?
Speaker 5: I was thinking more of his magic trick where he's
Speaker 5: in two places at once. But yeah, sure, So that's
Speaker 5: number five, number four for me, probably my first real
Speaker 5: exposure because I saw David Copperfield on TV, and I
Speaker 5: think he deserves to be on a list like this.
Speaker 5: I don't have him because I figured you guys would.
Speaker 5: He mainstreamed magic, he got it on TV. Like he
Speaker 5: he kind of made it cool. But Harry Sheer was
Speaker 5: the first person I saw that. I was like, Oh, anybody,
Speaker 5: you don't have to be some you know, dark haired,
Speaker 5: six foot two guy. You can be Harry Sheer, who
Speaker 5: was kind of a dork from night Cord, from night Court,
Speaker 5: and he would do stand up comedy, but he also
Speaker 5: did magic. And he had one where he would take
Speaker 5: a needle knitty a hat pin, sorry a hat pin
Speaker 5: and stick it into his forearm and it would quote
Speaker 5: bleed and then he would like lick it and need
Speaker 5: it and it was I mean, I remember.
Speaker 1: That was like shock.
Speaker 5: Yeah, magic that I had never been exposed to. That's
Speaker 5: number four, number three. I think I Camember's last name,
Speaker 5: but we all know him as the mass magician where
Speaker 5: he gave away magic on TV. Okay, that was foxy
Speaker 5: like the nineties. I think, yeah, that was awesome. I
Speaker 5: think I think he was he was fantastic.
Speaker 1: Val Valentino. Yeah, it looked like a lucid or wrestler.
Speaker 6: Hey, sure does. Uh so that's number three.
Speaker 5: Number two for me is a guy can't believe you
Speaker 5: guys didn't have on his list, And when I mentioned it,
Speaker 5: it should ring a bell for you maybe, and my
Speaker 5: brother and I, ironically, we're just talking about this magician.
Speaker 5: And when SNL would mock a magician, they would mock
Speaker 5: him and he would be the elugion guy where he'd
Speaker 5: wave his fingers. Doug Henning is his name, and he would.
Speaker 1: This is all just welcome to my world of allusion.
Speaker 6: Funny right exactly.
Speaker 5: And then number one for me is Robert Houdini, not
Speaker 5: Harry Houdini, Robert who the name that Harry took, Robert
Speaker 5: who deny. Robert Hoodini is the father of comed of
Speaker 5: kind of of magic. He inspired Harry Houdini to take
Speaker 5: the Hoodini name. There would be no Harry Houdini without
Speaker 5: Robert Houdini. And so he gets the number one spot
Speaker 5: of the top list of top magicians that are out there.
Speaker 6: Amazing Jonathan.
Speaker 5: Somebody text in, yes, that is a that's a good
Speaker 5: one to put on another person. Amazing Jonathan has to
Speaker 5: be on this list. He was a comedy magician from
Speaker 5: the nineties quit performing after cancer diagnosis, made a comeback,
Speaker 5: defeating cancer through the power of meth.
Speaker 1: Then he died. Yes, that's all true. Remember that guy,
Speaker 1: Justin Williams's wife is hot. I mean, he's in the
Speaker 1: man world.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm assuming he's got to be a seven or eight,
Speaker 5: so I can only imagine his wife.
Speaker 1: Is hot too.
Speaker 5: Gillian Spickens, Yeah, she's not ugly. I didn't expect her
Speaker 5: to be ugly. Uh, all right, we got to take
Speaker 5: a break and we'll be back. And I don't typically
Speaker 5: do birthdays, but this guy I think deserves to mention
Speaker 5: it's his birthday because he's such.
Speaker 6: A weird anomaly. And that would be Gautier.
Speaker 5: It's Gaudier's birthday, and you're going, who's Gaudier. He had
Speaker 5: that super annoying song that was called Somebody that I
Speaker 5: used to know.
Speaker 1: That's all he's got, right, Well, I'll get to that.
Speaker 5: And he has done many solo albums, but when that
Speaker 5: song came out, and after it came out, he was like,
Speaker 5: I'm done, and he has not put out any solo work.
Speaker 6: Now he is in another band. He's a drummer for
Speaker 6: another band.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: I think that's fascinating.
Speaker 5: A band called the Basics, and he, uh, his name
Speaker 5: isn't Goadier at all.
Speaker 6: His name is Walter Debaccer.
Speaker 1: I can see why he goes by Godier. Now I
Speaker 1: don't know Walt, Walt, wal sure, al Bob, I don't
Speaker 1: know enough Walt. I've only known one Walter in my life,
Speaker 1: and he farted in my face in seventh grade, so
Speaker 1: f him? What were you doing near his butt? I
Speaker 1: was sitting on the bus, mind of my own damn business.
Speaker 1: I told you this story, bad man, not that long ago.
Speaker 1: But I was on the bus, mind of my own
Speaker 1: business right there. I was a little thirteen year old
Speaker 1: GIMPI and he grabs my head, shoves it in his ass,
Speaker 1: and then farts right on my face.
Speaker 10: And that is how he got pink eye the pure
Speaker 10: I've known you long enough. Yeah, when you were like
Speaker 10: f that guy like you could hear the conviction in
Speaker 10: his voice.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Uh that's scarred me. Yeah, it's a memory.
Speaker 1: You hide it well. Yeah, thanks, I'm herded with height,
Speaker 1: with sarcasm and hard drugs. It Uh yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Whatever happened to that guy is after I
Speaker 1: left New Kirk. I have never what was his name,
Speaker 1: Walter White. I couldn't tell you what his last name was.
Speaker 1: I just knew his last name was Walter, or his
Speaker 1: first name was Walter. And uh, he was a lanky kid,
Speaker 1: a little bit taller, blonde hair, I remember that, and
Speaker 1: uh and an asshole by the way, uh, because he
Speaker 1: he's just one of those. I don't know if he
Speaker 1: just wasn't hugged enough at home, but he seemed to
Speaker 1: pick on everybody. But I did see I remember this vividly.
Speaker 1: Somebody bigger worked his ass on the school bus. They
Speaker 1: got in a fight, and Walt was down. Walter fell
Speaker 1: down into the seat, and this kids just on them,
Speaker 1: boom boom boom boom boom boom, just working him. And
Speaker 1: Walter gets up and his nose is all bleeding and
Speaker 1: he's stumbling everywhere. And the only thing I can think
Speaker 1: it was good. That's what you get.
Speaker 2: Some bitch seem to remember this scene from a Christmas story?
Speaker 1: What did that happen on a school of bus? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: but the bully got beat up. That's what happens. Stuff
Speaker 1: comes around.
Speaker 2: Was that what she was talking about when he said
Speaker 2: explosive farts.
Speaker 1: No, no, he was just talking. He explained himself to
Speaker 1: me that when you toot and fill up your pants. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I told him to start proof reading his text before
Speaker 1: he gets sinned from now on.
Speaker 5: I was just trying to see if I could find
Speaker 5: a there's a Walter Stout in New Kirk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't but he's an attorney. Well,
Speaker 1: good for him. Maybe he straightened up.
Speaker 5: You could have a meeting. Uh, it wouldn't be this guy.
Speaker 5: This guy, there's another Walter from new Born in nineteen
Speaker 5: thirty one.
Speaker 1: I doubt that. I doubt that was the guy.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's not impossible that somebody that old was
Speaker 5: farting in your face. But yeah, I don't think he
Speaker 5: got held back that many times.
Speaker 1: Uh oh oh, Hold on a second.
Speaker 5: If if I could show you a picture, do you
Speaker 5: think you might be able to recognize him.
Speaker 1: I understand that it has been a long time. It
Speaker 1: ain't this guy. You don't think through the screener. Let me,
Speaker 1: I'll be the judge of this.
Speaker 5: It's not this guy because he was born in fifty six. Okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 5: and it's not this guy. I found him on the
Speaker 5: Oklahoma sex Offenders Registry, which would have been a perfect.
Speaker 1: It could still possible. But you're right, I mean, because
Speaker 1: this Walter, I mean we were in the same grade together,
Speaker 1: We're about the same age, so I doubt this is him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that Walter would be as old as my mom. She
Speaker 1: was born about that time. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh, man, if you're listening, if you Walter, or if
Speaker 5: you're a Walter and you're listening and you remember being
Speaker 5: a dumb ass and farting in gimpy's face, our kid's face,
Speaker 5: he's unforgettable, right, how what grade?
Speaker 1: Eighth seventh grade?
Speaker 5: Eighth grade, seventh grade, so you'd have been all of
Speaker 5: what four two four five, maybe with a one arm
Speaker 5: shorter than the other, and you grabbed his head and
Speaker 5: put it on your ass. We'd love to hear from you.
Speaker 5: I'd love for you to make amends. Thanks, Dick.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to hear anything.
Speaker 5: I kind of want to hear him make amends. Let's
Speaker 5: get him in the studio, get him back so I
Speaker 5: can fart in his face.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that payback, will you? Okay?
Speaker 5: If we can get him to come in the studio
Speaker 5: and he's like, yes, that only seems fair that I
Speaker 5: let you fart in my face? Yeah, or would you
Speaker 5: you're down?
Speaker 1: I would be down. I would. I think we would
Speaker 1: have to set it up ahead of time, so I
Speaker 1: can't yeah, prepare, yeah, clearly, Oh yeah, yeah, plenty of
Speaker 1: taco bell, plenty of you know, gaseous vegetables, you know,
Speaker 1: just because you know, I'm not that there's some people
Speaker 1: that can can do it on command. I am not
Speaker 1: one of those people. But H but I think if
Speaker 1: I prepared correctly, I.
Speaker 6: Would that be closure for you, and then it would
Speaker 6: be over. H.
Speaker 1: I mean I guess yeah, yeah, I mean it's only fair.
Speaker 5: Not that I think you're sitting at the pump, you know,
Speaker 5: swirling your half filled bottle of beer right, grumbling to
Speaker 5: yourself about Walter. Yeah, but you definitely heard some sort
Speaker 5: of resentment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why, I mean, can you blame me? If somebody
Speaker 1: in middle school farted in your face, grabbed your head,
Speaker 1: stuck it near the rear, and then touted it right
Speaker 1: on your nose, wouldn't you hold onto that for a
Speaker 1: little while, Maybe not hold on, but not forget.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know how you would forget something
Speaker 5: like that unless you intentionally blocked it away, but yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't think it would bother me. Not that I'm
Speaker 5: better thanyone else, but I try really hard to not
Speaker 5: carry things with me onto the next day.
Speaker 1: Texas give me sitting in a chair sharpening his rambow
Speaker 1: and I've eaten cheese.
Speaker 5: Walter, I love the idea of that, for like a
Speaker 5: movie about a psychopath, and that's how the movie starts.
Speaker 1: Sell it to Netflix. It starts off sitting in the
Speaker 1: chair eating cheese, sharpening a rambow knife, and then flashbacks.
Speaker 1: You know how that goes.
Speaker 5: I feel like that was a start to one of
Speaker 5: the Freddy's Jason Voorhees.
Speaker 1: Story thirteenth Yeah, yeah, shk why he is the way
Speaker 1: he is?
Speaker 5: Shink I'll kill everyone now because of you, every man
Speaker 5: named Walt must Day. The other thing I wanted to
Speaker 5: bring up musically is a little more rock oriented. But
Speaker 5: I wish could I wish I could say it is better,
Speaker 5: like more entertaining. It's not where machine Gun Kelly has
Speaker 5: decided to make Young Blood his rival, and yeah, exactly,
Speaker 5: and he called him out for his ticket prices apparently,
Speaker 5: young but Blood posted a video where he talked about
Speaker 5: how live music has become inaccessible as part of his
Speaker 5: push for cheaper tickets through his events like Bloodfest and
Speaker 5: commenting on the video, which is now deleted, Machine Gun
Speaker 5: Kelly criticized him, writing, you canceled a tour because you
Speaker 5: couldn't sell tickets, blamed it on mental health, then got
Speaker 5: paparazzied at NOBU the next day, Pinocchio, And then he said,
Speaker 5: in your actual tour, tickets are still the same price
Speaker 5: as every other artist. Shut the f up, you silver spooned,
Speaker 5: silver spooned, peachy, preachy wanker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, weinka that shows him because he's British.
Speaker 5: A spokesperson for the musician says Dom is not commented
Speaker 5: directly as he's so busy focusing on his sold out
Speaker 5: North American tour and finishing the next album. He genuinely
Speaker 5: hasn't got time to engage in any of this, but we.
Speaker 6: Wish MJK the very best.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Good safe response, right, but also a little dig like
Speaker 5: I don't have time?
Speaker 6: By what are you doing, machine guy?
Speaker 5: Is your career doing so well you got time to
Speaker 5: go on somebody's social media post and comment.
Speaker 1: Right, trying to stay relevant? Is he on tour? Yep?
Speaker 5: You sure is Ah, this will be fun. Let's go
Speaker 5: ahead and see how his show's doing sales wise. Oh nice,
Speaker 5: let's see you see if he's got the blue dots syndrome.
Speaker 1: Forty bucks to see him? As are those floor tickets?
Speaker 5: Well, it's in a pavilion, like an outdoor show. I
Speaker 5: would say this is probably sixty percent sold. Okay, you
Speaker 5: want to sit in the.
Speaker 1: First ten rows one hundred and twenty five bucks for ticket.
Speaker 1: I want to sit in the second tiers one hundred bucks. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to sit in the back row that is
Speaker 1: fifty five bucks. You want to sit in the lawn
Speaker 1: forty dollars for machine gun? Kelly ain'ty worth that if
Speaker 1: you ask me. But that's just my own personal opinion. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all of his shows are pavilions. Well it's like an
Speaker 1: it could be an outdoor pavilions and amphitheaters.
Speaker 6: Yeah, an outdoortour makes sense.
Speaker 1: Ooh the Pine Knob ski and snowboard resorts.
Speaker 5: In the snow Knob and jam Pie, Well they got
Speaker 5: something to do, all right.
Speaker 1: They ever tried to ski on the grass? Doesn't work
Speaker 1: that well?
Speaker 5: What's the what is the scene? What's the line from airplane.
Speaker 5: You ever had a.
Speaker 2: It was the Grown Man something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's arable if I remember right, I
Speaker 5: had a grown man?
Speaker 1: Right? Is the line?
Speaker 2: Ever sit on a grown man's legs?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 6: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Speaker 1: Joe? Yeah, Joe.
Speaker 6: You've ever been in a cockpit before?
Speaker 1: Joe?
Speaker 6: You've ever seen a grown man naked?
Speaker 1: Movie? Picked the wrong day to stop? Sniff and glue.
Speaker 5: Peter Graves man, come too soon or at the right time?
Speaker 5: All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.
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