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Speaker 1: The Johnson Whack Program with Fever McGhee and Molly. The

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makers of Johnson's Whack, Johnson's Carne and Johnson's Stilf Polishing

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Blow Code present Fever McGee AND's Molly, written by Don

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Quinn with music by The King's Fan and Tilly Neils Orchestra.

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In three days, your opportunity for making good resolutions will

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be here again. Well, if you're anything like me, you've

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got plenty of material to work on. You probably don't

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need any suggestions, but I refrain from tossing one at

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you for the benefit of any of you ladies who

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have yet learned how much work you can save by

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adopting the wax housekeeping method. I believe I've demonstrated before

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how Johnson's Wax is more than a product. It's a

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labor saving way of keeping house. By regular applications of

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Johnson's Wax to your floors, furniture and woodwork, and many

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other surfaces too, you not only protect them against wear,

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but you keep your house cleaner all year. Save yourself

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work in the bargain, and add beauty to every room.

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Use Johnson's wax on your leather goods, windowsills, Venetian blinds,

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your picture frames, ornaments and irons, your refrigerator and pantry shells.

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So may I suggest that you resolve now to save

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yourself unnecessary work during nineteen forty four by adopting the

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Johnson's Wax housekeeping metal. The Chinese and admirable people celebrate

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the advent of the new year by paying up old

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bills and settling various obligations. Maybe that's why gun Holme McGhee,

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the old Mandarin of Wistful Vista, has been dashing around

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all morning, returning properties, paying bills, and doing other strange things.

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Possibly his odd activities will be explained as we meet

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Pepper McGhee and Mollie.

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Speaker 2: Let's see returned Doc Gamble's cribbage board. Paid my bill

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at the shoe shine stand.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't get a new pain for the basement window. Hey, mommy,

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I'll be right back. I gotta go right down to

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hardware store.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, calm down. Hardware stores closed today for inventories.

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Speaker 2: I've gun no that that was it too, You bet

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what I was supposed to do today? Look you see

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this ribbon on my little fingers?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I noticed that all morning, but he gives you

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a new pinky for Christmas.

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Speaker 2: No, that's all there to remind me to do something.

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And I'm dog gone if I know what it is.

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So I've been doing everything I should have done for

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the last year. I fixed your vacuum cleaner.

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Speaker 4: Oh, good for you. That's wonderful.

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Speaker 2: It's right here, right here here, I'll switch it on.

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See see works like a charm.

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Speaker 4: Can't you pick yourself? Works like a vacuum cleaner?

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Speaker 2: I got that chug chug chug out of it, didn't I?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you left in the streak and the broom

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and the clickety Now all.

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Speaker 2: The gears are a little worn down. That's all works perfect,

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except for one thing. Well, it don't work when you

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push it forward. You gotta pull it along behind you.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'll pretend it's a little red wagon the Sandy

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Claus brought me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is annoying ribbon on my finger to remind

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me to do something. And can't remember what it is.

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It's motivating, it's what motivating? That's a combination of mortifying

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and infuriating. Why can't I remember?

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Speaker 4: Did you send the piano tuner a check?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Hi, Miller, Sure I did with a nasty note too.

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Speaker 4: What was that for? He tuned it beautifully, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, but five bucks seemed like a lot of dough

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for having a guy played Johnny one note on that

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broken down melodion of ours for.

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Speaker 3: Half a day.

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Speaker 2: And I told him so when he done it, And

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he says, of what I didn't know about music would

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fill Carnegie Hall. And I says, at least I didn't

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play the piano with a monkey ranch. He says, I

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was so dumb. I thought a string ensemble was a

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lynching party. I says, he was so dumb he thought

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g major was what the captain said when he got promoted.

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One word led to another, So I got in the

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last word when I sent the check.

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Speaker 4: Well last enough. Now I think you owe him an apology.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 4: You know, before he too met pian it sounded like

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somebody playing the bag sides underwalk.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'll bet I know what I was

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supposed to do.

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Speaker 4: Put a new lightbulb on the back part. Do you

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know it was so dark out there last night? You

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threw the garbage in the cellar window and then went

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back in the garage instead of the house, hollering the

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somebody had stolen the back steps.

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Speaker 2: I fixed that light bulb this morning before I returned

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to Willcox's step.

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Speaker 4: Letter.

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Speaker 2: But that isn't what I meant. I meant Fred Nipney,

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Fred Nipney, Yeah, I owe him a letter. You heard

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me speak of old Fred Nitney from star Rock, Illinois.

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Speaker 4: Oh, indeed I have deary. He creeps through your conversation

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like a cantroical ticket.

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Speaker 2: Ah, good old Fred. There was a pal saved my

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life once to Yeah, And when a guy saves a

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guy's life, a.

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Speaker 4: Guy, I never forgets it how he saved your life.

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Remember our old Boto elector.

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Speaker 2: We used to flow the Indian clubs at each other.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you demonstrated that to me once it broke the

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dining room wind and knocked the milkman unconscious.

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Speaker 1: Well, I hollered hoop before I threw it.

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Speaker 2: I help it if he never saw a vaudeville show anyway. Once,

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when I an old Fred was playing the Palace Theater

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in Potoski, Michigan.

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Speaker 4: All the big time.

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Speaker 2: Huh, just fill him a split leave, spoke Anne Washington, Potoski, Michigan. Anyway,

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Fred was kind of near side to see bad case

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of a prigmatism, well, sir, by a mistake. One night

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he put on a pair of the stage hands eyeglasses

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by mistake, and the stage hand had a string of

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fism too, even worse than predead. See, so I looked

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like I was standing right in front of him instead

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of twenty feet away on account of business instrumatism.

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Speaker 4: That was an interesting situation.

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Speaker 2: It was froth with terris, it was closed, it was

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frought with peril literary expression meaning my neck was out

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a mile. Well sir, thinking I was right there in

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front of him, he just handed me the Indian pucks

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instead of throwing them, and naturally they just fell onto

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the stage. Got a terrific laugh, and we kept it

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in the act.

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Speaker 1: You have it?

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Speaker 4: Had he save your life? My gush?

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Speaker 2: Can't you see if he'd have thrown him at me

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and he'd have killed me? I didn't see what he

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was doing on account of that sun? Where's my found's

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fand I hold fred a letter pistol, I'll gonnet who's that?

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I don't want to be interrupted when I got so

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much to do, even if I can't even remember what

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it was I was for.

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Speaker 4: Let me see, Oh, it's mister Wellington from the Vju theater.

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Speaker 2: Oh that guy, the poor man sam Go. He gives

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me a spasm.

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Speaker 4: In the clavic. Now he's a nice educated ma'am.

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Speaker 2: Mister he's a darn refine. You could sprinkle him on

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your old meal. Only I wouldn't care for you.

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Speaker 4: You never come in. Oh, hello mister Wellington.

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Speaker 1: Good day missus McGee, you're looking very charming today.

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Speaker 4: Hello McGhee, you're.

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Speaker 2: Looking I say, what urgent business has dragged you out

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of that black hole of Calcutta. You call a movie.

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Speaker 1: Theater my friend. In the first place, if you have

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ever perused my advertising in the evening papers, you will

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returance have noticed that the Vishu is always called and

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I quote with Pulvista's own Tarj Mahal of superior cinematic

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offerings are veritable and chundent palace of modern screen drama.

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And I an thank you, and here's.

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Speaker 4: My hat too.

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Speaker 3: Well, if you've.

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Speaker 2: Taken care of the first place, Now what was it

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you wanted in the second place?

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Speaker 1: I wished to inquire if, by any chance, when you

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attended my theater last night before the night before last,

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it was an overshoe. It might roughly be described as black,

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size ten and a half one at the ankle, scuffed

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that toe and heeled with your name plainly inscribed an

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indelible ink on the inside. In what I would consider

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a noteworthy case of false pray.

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Speaker 4: You did, McGee? You did? You wondered where you lost

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that overshoe?

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Speaker 2: My gosh, I did a say I'll bet that's what

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this ribbon was on my finger for to remind me

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to look for that overshoe. Well, gee, thanks, say gold man,

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can you bring it with you?

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Speaker 4: Friendly?

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Speaker 1: No, you er, you may be claimed the missing doghouse,

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if you will pardon the vernacular by calling the Hortam's

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bird Body at three forty five West fourteenth Street.

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Speaker 4: Well, how on earth did she get it, mister Wrington?

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Is she wanted your ushers?

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Speaker 1: Miss Birdbody, on the contrary, is one of my valued patrons.

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Speaker 4: Missus McGee.

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Speaker 1: She is in possession of the article by virtue of

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the fact that she was hit solidly on the noggin

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by saying, you see, your husband has a deplorable habit

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of hanging his feet over the balcony rail.

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Speaker 2: My gosh, was she hurt?

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Speaker 4: Sake?

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Speaker 3: She was not.

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Speaker 1: I must report colder than an iceman's tongs. I would

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therefore suggest, my friend, that, in case you intend to

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retrieve the footwear, you first paved the way by a

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note of apology, an order of cut flowers, and a

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few telephone calls, thus avoiding the legal action which I

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am sure she is prepared to incy yea thank you. No,

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I'll close the door myself.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for.

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Speaker 4: That mysterious niggie. You might have an uply lawsuit on

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your hand.

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Speaker 2: I'll run right down an order some flower sent to

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her right away with a note of apology. Where's my head?

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Oh yeah, right here in the hall.

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Speaker 4: Oh maybe that is what you forgot through? Remember to

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clean out the hall class.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know that the Awkard guy had blue Sky.

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Speaker 3: Sat there.

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Speaker 2: I got the hall clouds that cleaned out Molly. That

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was what I got that ribbon on my finger to

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remind me of if I've done it, Only I don't

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think it was that.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 4: How about seeing miss hortense bird body about your overshoe.

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Speaker 2: I've decided to let her keep it for the scrap drive.

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There was five pounds of rubber in that thing.

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Speaker 4: When you still owre an apology, I'll call.

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Speaker 2: Her up, give me the phone, dear, thanks hello operator,

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give me the residence of miss hortense bird body at

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three four feet sake? Is that humored?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Ah?

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Speaker 2: Ever those thing marks?

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Speaker 1: Are they?

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Speaker 2: Mart Man lost a beautiful big Afghan?

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Speaker 4: Oh? How terrible did she knitted herself?

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Speaker 2: She was engaged to him and he went back to

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Afghanis standard?

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Speaker 3: Are okay?

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Speaker 2: Thanks? Anyway? She says, there's no number listed for a

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hortense bird body. Well that let's me out.

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Speaker 4: Not necessarily, she can still sue you.

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Speaker 2: I'll take a chance. Let him sue me. I'll plead

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next prosseias fort him what. I don't know. If they

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won't either, I'll gain three weeks till they try to

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look it up. I wish I could remember what I'd

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have done was I supposed to do if I had

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this string on my finger? Well? Not?

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Speaker 4: Let me think a minute, me too. Did you take

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those Rendall books back to Kramer's drug store?

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Speaker 2: Yes, sir, I did. On the way back from returning

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Wilcox's step ladder, I told Kramer they were two of

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the worst mystery stories I ever read.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. The body in the bass drum

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was very entertaining.

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Speaker 2: I thought, hmm, bah, I knew who did it after

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I read three pages from which am What do you

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mean from which hands? You think i'd peek in the

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back of the book to see who done it? Yes, well,

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don't you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Well, and Jesus don't criticize me.

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Speaker 4: I never did it for the first Hello, my intruding,

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not at all, mister Wheeltox.

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Speaker 2: Come right in hiright, Junior at a new Christmas next

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tie you're wearing.

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Speaker 1: You can't even see my neck. Guy, I've got my

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muffler over.

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Speaker 2: That's why I thought it must be a Christmas tie. Well,

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what's on your mind? All dark and commercials?

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Speaker 1: Well, I just want to thank you for bringing my

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step ladder back.

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Speaker 4: Well, oh, he's been returning Barrod articles all day, mister Wilcock.

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Speaker 2: Incidentally, Junior, you got chipped on that step ladder. You

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know that. I no sooner stepped on it than three

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rungs busted and it spraddled.

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Speaker 1: Out like a hurdle jumper. It was all right when

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I bought a jump. You had it so long it's

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rotted away.

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Speaker 4: They Yeah, whom did you bar that ladder last summer?

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Speaker 2: I think it was the last sprink It was neither one.

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Speaker 1: I loaned it to you originally so you couldtach the

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top of your car because you were driving to the

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World Fair in Chicago.

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Speaker 4: Which one, mister Wilco, What do you mean, which one?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 2: That was only in nineteen thirty or something?

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Speaker 1: Sure, sure, only ten years ago. That was about the

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time I first met you folks, remember, yes, and started

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telling people about Johnson's self polishing glocals, the wonderful finish fallingoleum,

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the giants as.

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Speaker 4: It drives any days. It is almost ten years, did it?

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Speaker 2: And you haven't changed hardly at all of it?

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Speaker 1: You? Nope, neither. His glocals still the finest protection money

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can buy, to keep thrillanolium floor coverings protected against dust

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and dampness, and to restore the real beauty of the

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color and pattern. Oh yes, it's been a great association, kids,

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a great association.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we think so too, mister Wilcox.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure has Junior. You've got a little less pepper

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in your personality, a little more solve than your hair.

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But we're still the same old racing shifter.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you you will never know how much

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I well, how much this this thing has meant to me.

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I I want you to know that. Let me take

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that handkerchief, will your palos?

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Speaker 4: Are you that sentimental about it?

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Speaker 1: Mister Wilcox about this handkerchief? Yes, it's won my sister embroidered,

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and this magpye you married borrowed it from me two

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years ago.

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Speaker 2: Of all a hopem, Why didn't he just ask for

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the handkerchief. I'd give him this to him. He didn't

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have to ham it up like that.

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Speaker 4: Well, I thought it was a pretty good act myself.

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Has he ever had any movie offers?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, two of 'em. He sat in a woman's lap

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by mistaking a movie one night, and her husband offered

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to poke him in the nose. And he saw how

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big Wilcox wasn't offered an apology.

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Speaker 4: Say you look, McGee, can't you take that silly red

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ribbon off? Your finger down? Why don't you sit down? Relax?

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Speaker 2: You must be tired, tired. I had to shorten my

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suspenders to keep myself standing up.

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Speaker 4: Well, the only thing I can think of that you

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haven't done is fix that clock in our bedroom. You know,

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the one that Am Sarah gave us for a wedding.

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Preson you mean that.

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Speaker 2: Margot Venus with the clock in her stomach.

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Speaker 1: I can't fix that.

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Speaker 3: Why not?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I just see who this embarrasses me.

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Every time I start toward her with a pair of flyers.

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I feel like Doctor Kildare. Besides, I don't you, Oh, for.

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Speaker 4: Goodness sake, here Alice Darling, Hello, dear, Hello missus McGhee. Hello,

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mister McGhee.

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Speaker 5: Did I get a Christmas carter phone call from Paul Paul?

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Speaker 2: Not Paul Bunyan, the owner of Baths the Blue Eyed

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Ox forty accentals between the eyes.

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Speaker 5: No, this is a fellow by the name of Paul,

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which he worked at the next bench to me at

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the airplane plan And is he ever a good looking man?

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My dear?

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Speaker 4: Well, you really go for a Dallas?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: All the girls go for him? Missus niggie.

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Speaker 5: He's been whistled at more than a downtown grade crossing.

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He's got Ronald Collan's eyes, and Carrie Grant's chin, and

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Clark gave Les personality and my blow torch which he

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forgot to give back last week.

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Speaker 2: Why have you suppose he ignored you? This Christmas kid?

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Did his passion cool? When the blow torch went out.

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Speaker 5: Well, I suppose really it was on account of we

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had a little difference of opinion last week.

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Speaker 4: I said he was a rat and he said he wasn't. Well. Uh,

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just what instigated his tender little exchange of personality? Daala, Well,

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he stopped in a drug store to make a phone call.

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Speaker 5: He was expecting an answer, so he asked me to

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sit in the telephone booth and keep it for him

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til he got back. And he was gone for an

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hour and a half. And believe me, I was so

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tired from.

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Speaker 4: That little wooden stool.

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Speaker 5: I walked three blocks in a sitting down position, and

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that's when I called.

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Speaker 4: Him a rat?

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Speaker 2: Or had he been all that time playing pool? No?

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Speaker 5: No, he went to a newsreal theater because he said

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drugstores make him nervous because when he was a child,

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somebody put an ice cream cone down his back. Oh

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but that wasn't what made me so.

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Speaker 4: Nad What did Alice? Well, it was while I was

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walking all.

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Speaker 5: Bent over on account of being in the phone go

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so long, and Paul said, do you have to do that?

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Speaker 4: Stoopid jeepers?

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Speaker 5: I wish he'd call me or something, so.

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Speaker 4: I get it seventy nine. Wis so this to Mila

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mcgee' seaking?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Oh yes she's right here. Oh who's calling? Please? Oh

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as it's all it is.

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Speaker 5: Oh thank you, Hello Paul, This is Alice, and I

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still think you're a rat.

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Speaker 4: Yes, missus McGee. It's been a beautiful Christmas.

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Speaker 5: And I got some perfume and some books and a

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new life.

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Speaker 1: The King's plan. I had only twelve ball dropping montill Christmas, well.

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Speaker 2: More shopping monster of Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Still I'm want to pine if.

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Speaker 4: Time is siscim Next year I must spend the dime.

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Speaker 1: Only ain't more shopping punts of Christmas tea that comes along.

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I am sending up card this year.

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Speaker 2: Then I can go wrong. I'll have to buy one

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little person for it.

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Speaker 1: Can wait about us tattoo f caploos. You'll got four

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more shopping most of Christmas seabot, it's the fort and

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see ninety days. That's not bad. Still got any more?

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Speaker 4: Take your time?

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Speaker 1: Take your time? What's the rush about?

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Speaker 2: Something hurry and something that worrying hurrying worries out.

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Speaker 1: All you gotta do is make doubleist decide.

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Speaker 4: I want the pace of pay all hi and the

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bother and the ladder in the father on the done

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before Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Day, fust me.

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Speaker 4: I'll be ready and.

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Speaker 2: Sally can let me. You'll say it the closa again.

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Speaker 1: On the Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Only ten

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more shopping days.

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Speaker 2: Of Christmas, Pedibal Bye trees must.

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Speaker 4: Come that Mr Case, and she'll be mad at me.

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Only three more shopping days of Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Lots of days of five should have started, a.

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Speaker 1: Week to go all the time of five, almost forgot

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to get that.

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Speaker 2: Spring my faith on Junior? Where is my shopping list?

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Platonian Michael and press Allia Poni a cyclist. Hear me

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call it satapha I n germs because there's only two

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shopping days of Christmas. Now it's almost here. If I'm

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seeing a singer.

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Speaker 1: High comes to stealing up here inside now, it's sorry

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that Christmas high comes first.

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Speaker 4: One we see everybody?

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Speaker 1: Do you?

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Speaker 2: And I? Let's see a sixth the vacuum cleaner. I

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took back the books. I returned to Wilcox's step Letterer for.

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Speaker 4: Goodness takes McGee stop worrying? Will you've done more work

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around here today than you have in the last five

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years'll gun it.

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Speaker 2: I still don't know why I got this ribbon on

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my finger. It must have been something I wanted to

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do first thing today, and I don't feel that I

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have done.

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Speaker 4: You paid the gas bill, deary, and the.

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Speaker 2: Phone bill in my personal account at the shoe sign stand.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's all I can think of. Unless you forgot

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to patch that wallpaper in the hall upstairs.

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Speaker 2: I'd done that the minute I got back from returning

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Wilcox's step ladder. And believe me, that yellow chrysanthemum design

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is pretty tough to match up too.

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Speaker 4: Did you find any paper to match it? It's been

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on that for eight years.

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Speaker 2: Match exactly. I had to use some we had left

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over from paper in the dining room.

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Speaker 4: Yes, but that's the running design of a hunting scene.

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Horses jumping over fencers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know, I know. You never saw

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a horse jumping over at chris Anthemum. Take a look upstairs.

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That's one of the most unusual. I wish people couldn't

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bothering us till I remember what I got this ribbon

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tied on my finger, for it's exactrocating that's come in.

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Speaker 4: Oh, hello, doctor Gamble, Hello, missus McGhee.

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Speaker 2: Hello McGhee, Hi, hippocrat.

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Speaker 1: If you are referring to the father of medicine, McGee,

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it's pronounced hypocrisy.

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Speaker 2: And if I wasn't.

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Speaker 4: No boys, no, let's get start on one of those arguments.

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It's too near after Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Yes it is, missus McGee, and I just stopped into it. Well, hell,

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why the hair ribbon on the digit? My boy gonna

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flag down a train or something.

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Speaker 4: That's remind him to do something? Doctor, to do?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: Dog gone it? That's just it.

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Speaker 2: I can't remember what he's.

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Speaker 4: Been working like a dog around here today, Doctor six things,

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returned things, and paid bills and just generally warn himself

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to another.

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Speaker 2: And I still don't feel like I've done what this

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ribbon was supposed to adore her remind me of to

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have done.

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Speaker 1: You you say you've paid all your bills?

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Speaker 4: Yes, he as doctor.

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Speaker 2: No he hasn't, dear, And who haven't I paid?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 4: Guy?

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Speaker 1: Me?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Heavenly gosh, sorry, docy, you completely slipped my mind.

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Speaker 1: That's all right. Everybody paid the doctor's bill when it

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was due.

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Speaker 4: The doctor could get.

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Speaker 1: Some nice new instruments and pay his rent and buy

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some medical books and get more up to date things,

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and we wouldn't want that to happen.

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Speaker 3: Woodwave, our wood wave.

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Speaker 4: Pay the man right now, meghee? Do you have to

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know the moth actor?

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Speaker 2: By an odd coincidence?

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Speaker 1: Missus McGee, I have a copy of.

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Speaker 4: The bill right here.

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Speaker 2: Odd coincidence, my clavicle. You were probably gonna come over

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here and beat on the door till the door got

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shook out of my piggybank.

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Speaker 1: Well, how much.

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Speaker 2: Bandage? Bandits?

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Speaker 4: Twenty three dollars? That's very reasonable. Reasonable? Why for twenty

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three bucks I could jack up my ankles and get

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a whole new body.

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Speaker 2: Of all the pill settling piracy I ever heard of.

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This takes the silver mounted sweeping tablets. It's twenty three

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What did you see the last time you look down

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my throato diamond mine?

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Speaker 4: Stop shouting, McGee.

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Speaker 1: You know very well you call me over here every

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time you.

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Speaker 2: Mistake glut me for hot trouble. Of course, if you'd

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like to go on my charity list.

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Speaker 4: We don't want anything of the kind hearity list.

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Speaker 1: She says.

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Speaker 2: Ah, the last time you treated a case for free,

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it was because your dog knowsed it wrong.

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Speaker 4: The word.

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Speaker 2: The word, McGee, is diagnosed in your case, it's dog

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knows you big air Dale.

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Speaker 4: Now I look here, mcgie.

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Speaker 1: I'm a very patient man, as any doctor would be

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who waited for you to pay a bill. But if

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I have to take any more of your silly hordell,

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I'll forget my ethics and spread your septim all over

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your unclassic profile.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you leave my septim out of this.

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Why I could stand on a basketball.

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Speaker 1: And bounce you around like a yo yo, you don't

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say just because you carry a little.

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Speaker 2: Glove under your belt. Don't get the idea of Charles Atlas.

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Speaker 4: Why know every alleged.

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Speaker 1: Muscle in your miserable little chassis, McGee, And you haven't.

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Speaker 2: Got the stamina of yesterday's spaghetti.

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Speaker 4: Is up?

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Speaker 1: So why now listen here?

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Speaker 4: That's enough, No, it's enough. Stop, But I won't have

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another word. Doctor you left. Excuse me. He's worked so

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hard today, he's worn out nearable. The gee, twenty three

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dollars is a very fair charge.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, un let him adomatize.

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Speaker 4: That's fair enough.

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Speaker 1: Here's the bill June's third office call taking bowling ball

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off thumb.

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Speaker 4: Three dollars. I remember that, so do I that leaves twenty.

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Speaker 1: July fifth house call, emergency, three am, patient terrified, turning

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red all over, diagnosis sunburn.

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Speaker 4: On McGee, Oh, doctor, twenty three dollars. Here we are, doc.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to give me a receipt. I trust you.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that sweet? He trusts me?

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Speaker 2: I mean, as we'll tell you now McGhee.

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Speaker 1: The reason I had this bill with me is that

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I was coming over here to tear it up as

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a new Year's presence. Your silly ailments have kept.

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Speaker 4: Me in good humor the whole year.

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Speaker 3: Good day.

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Speaker 4: I told you were too tired of me.

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Speaker 2: I had an old dog flying off a handle like that, though,

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just because I've got the phase means I wonder if

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that's what I was supposed to remember?

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Speaker 4: No, I said, no, it wasn't. Do you know what

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I've got a confession to think. I tied that ribbon

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on your finger last night while you were asleep.

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Speaker 3: You did what for?

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Speaker 4: Because it was something I wanted you to do for

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me Today?

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Speaker 1: What did you want me to do?

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Speaker 4: I can't remember.

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Speaker 1: Conservation charity begins at home. That's why every piece of

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linoleum on every floor in the country should be protected

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with the polish that will not only keep it beautiful,

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but will make it last longer. The polish I'm referring

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to is, of course, Johnson's self Polishing glowcoats. The glow

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coat you can give your kitchen and other floors protection

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with a minimum of work. Johnson's glow coat is self polishing.

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It needs no rubbing or buffing. You just apply and

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let dry. And the regular use of glow coat will

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make linoleum last six to ten times longer. So whether

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your linoleum is brand new or old, it would pay

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you to begin right now to give it regular applications

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of easy to use Johnson's self Polishing glowcot for floors

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of asphalt tile or rubber tile. Also glow coats is

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the recommended.

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Speaker 2: Publish Molly, do you realize this is our last show

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this year? Oh?

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Speaker 4: For goodness sake today Now, I was just talking to

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Doc gamb again.

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Speaker 2: He says he thought the New Year was going to

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mean big things for me. Really, he says, I'm the

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progressive type. Says I got the perfect character for the

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New Year because I'm real forty four caliber.

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Speaker 4: Forty four calendar. That's quite a big bore. Isn't it. Yeah,

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good night and happy New Year, and good night all.

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Speaker 1: The character of mister Wellington heard on the program, which

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played by Lasting German. This is Harlow Will johns Lea

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can call the makers of Johnson Wax Manager's four Homelands Industry.

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Why don't you all be with us again next year?

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Speaker 5: Jack?

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Speaker 1: Good night. The program has done to you from Hollywood.

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Is the National Broadcasting Company OH Chicago fifty four WMAQ