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Speaker 2: and with me today is someone who could be described
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Speaker 2: are you doing? I could thank you could be described
Speaker 2: possibly maybe I could also be described as wearing mustard. Yes,
Speaker 2: not a usual Scottish color, although actually I think my
Speaker 2: family's tartan has got mustard in it. Well that's good.
Speaker 3: Then you're on bride mistake.
Speaker 2: So what have you got for us today?
Speaker 3: I'm bringing a story about a collab that as some
Speaker 3: sexy results. Then we're going to play a little game
Speaker 3: on second.
Speaker 2: Hello, Elon, Yes, scratchy sex oftenest SS. Yeah, not that
Speaker 2: kind of SS. No, stop getting excited. Bye ah. Anyway,
Speaker 2: and then we'll be taking a trip to Istanbul and
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Speaker 3: You can see the names of people who have reached
Speaker 3: out and touched our souls going along the bottom of
Speaker 3: the screen. But now it's time for Mike in the buzz.
Speaker 2: No our souls, not our souls? All right? Bye? Oh,
Speaker 2: very needy to How do you feel about surgery just
Speaker 2: going straight into the do I rather cosmetic by choice
Speaker 2: or you know, necessity?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I feel it's your choice if you wish
Speaker 3: to do it. I'm not saying that you should do it,
Speaker 3: but if you want to go for it. Yeah, thinking about.
Speaker 2: Something, Well, I was recently in Istanbul and there was
Speaker 2: a lot of people that had like i'm gonna say,
Speaker 2: head injuries, walking on lots of bandages on the heads
Speaker 2: and way there's a choice there. Yeah. On the plane
Speaker 2: back was it completely different? Yeah? Everyone was born going
Speaker 2: out and like wearing hats on the way back. And
Speaker 2: this is an innovation that basically means that they're going
Speaker 2: to Turkey might be a thing of the past, as
Speaker 2: they've developed a way of doing robotic surgery. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: basically by a distance. So as you're lying in the
Speaker 2: in your hospital bed, you're two big robotic arms doing
Speaker 2: surgery on you. Terrifying they're controlled by someone thousands of
Speaker 2: miles away.
Speaker 3: Right, wow, I mean that's good. But then, well, you
Speaker 3: don't get to explore.
Speaker 2: A turkey, you know, you don't get to do get
Speaker 2: teethed on and everything. Yeah, so sunshine, what do you
Speaker 2: think of that? Would you be at for robotics performing
Speaker 2: on you?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I well, yeah, go for it, go
Speaker 3: for it, I say, I mean, I guess there's probably
Speaker 3: less room for human error, just robotic error.
Speaker 2: No, no, because it's still someone controlling.
Speaker 3: Well okay, so then they're just there's still a room
Speaker 3: for error. They're just far away.
Speaker 2: I just got joysticks doing this and can blame someone
Speaker 2: else at you.
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, I mean I'm sure you know we're
Speaker 3: robots are coming. They're already hear they're going to be
Speaker 3: taken over. So maybe we should just get used to
Speaker 3: it and lie down and be opened up them very
Speaker 3: different kind.
Speaker 2: I've seen those machines. There might be something else. Yeah,
Speaker 2: either way happened if they're remote controlled as well. It's
Speaker 2: for all the family, A lot of family that could
Speaker 2: be wrong buzzing, nobody clap or whistle.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I quite like the idea of you know, because if
Speaker 2: you've got someone that's an expert in something, you don't
Speaker 2: have to fly them half around around the world or
Speaker 2: that's something they could do it while you in there.
Speaker 2: Downside is, of course, there's any Internet issues.
Speaker 3: M Yeah, Wi Fi cuts out exactly crucial moment I'm
Speaker 3: about to show my age.
Speaker 2: There going your mum picks up the phone in the
Speaker 2: room for anybody that was wasn't born in the That's
Speaker 2: what noise Internet used to could very angry artod two
Speaker 2: having sex. But moving on chocolate, Are you a fan?
Speaker 2: I am a van chocolate.
Speaker 3: However, I'm a bit more of a savory savory man
Speaker 3: than sweet tooth.
Speaker 2: Okay, so chocolate. I do like about biscuits. Enjoy biscuits
Speaker 2: classified there was a savory or sweet Well.
Speaker 3: It depends, like like cheese and biscuits, but you know,
Speaker 3: I do enjoy a biscuit.
Speaker 2: I do but enjoy a bit of chocolate for sure. Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: Cabris have announced a new mash up. Okay, so they
Speaker 2: like to partners with lots of different places and try
Speaker 2: and get different flavors out there, because, you know, trying
Speaker 2: to make chocolate more chocolatey. It's not chocolate, not just chocolate.
Speaker 2: They need something more to it. And so they have
Speaker 2: announced that they have done a collab okay, okay with
Speaker 2: bisc Off, right, okay, yeah, so the delicious biscoffy biscuity
Speaker 2: bits are going to be in dairy milk Okay, right now.
Speaker 2: That's that's the packaging, that's the excitement. That's I'm just
Speaker 2: pointing out the fact that bisco Off already have a
Speaker 2: chocolate biscuit flavor. They have bisk Off with chocolate them already, right,
Speaker 2: So all you've done that is just increased the amount chocolate. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean you seem to know a lot about bisc Off.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of chocolate.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, well, I mean I guess it's bringing it
Speaker 3: to a new market, like the dairy milk fans, you know,
Speaker 3: collab with the bisc Off, like we want to see
Speaker 3: what they do together.
Speaker 2: And you can pay for subscription different only chocolates only,
Speaker 2: bisc Yeah, that's it. I've noticed something on this packaging
Speaker 2: that's disturbed me. Yes, six pieces is one portion? Huh
Speaker 2: yeah what what what would you say it should be?
Speaker 2: That's a bar of chocolate is one portion? Exactly? This
Speaker 2: is about as what I found out that I'm a
Speaker 2: family of four accordingcessarily cake. But yeah, so are you
Speaker 2: excited by that idea?
Speaker 4: I mean on a scale, No, not at all. Yeah,
Speaker 4: cabras and geese. They did do that, did they?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Dary milk is in Philadelphia brave. Yeah, okay, well
Speaker 2: like a dunk, Yes, it was. So it's a tub
Speaker 2: of Philadelphia with dairy milk mixed in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean maybe bisc off and cheese could go
Speaker 3: down that route, like you know, you know how sometimes
Speaker 3: like a digestive and cheese is quite nice.
Speaker 2: Talking to me, grand if you want to play the
Speaker 2: basic game with then why not chair that with us?
Speaker 2: We are at the Cood TV on social media, and
Speaker 2: that brings us nicely to our story of the week. Now,
Speaker 2: I have to apologize in advance for the number of
Speaker 2: puns that are about to fall out of my face.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like you should have apologized for that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, If now I'm apologizing, you know it's
Speaker 2: about to get that. Okay, I'm ready. How do I
Speaker 2: put this? How do you feel about eggs? Love eggs?
Speaker 2: You love eggs? Not the sponsor? Second? Hello, elon, Yes
Speaker 2: we did just say love eggs on TV? Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: bye bye. He's not having a good thing. So yeah,
Speaker 2: you love eggs, So that's good. Well you you might
Speaker 2: be who we're looking for then, okay, okay, As there
Speaker 2: has been a heist of over one hundred thousand eggs
Speaker 2: in America. Someone's run away with them.
Speaker 3: All where from where to?
Speaker 2: So the they don't know where they've gone too, okay,
Speaker 2: doesn't say where they've gone from. Never usedat GB teeth
Speaker 2: to write scripts fan to say, So there's just some
Speaker 2: eggs somewhere, undred thousand I've gone missing? Yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 2: the CEO is trying to crack the case. I warned,
Speaker 2: I forewarned, and apparently that the security wasn't as excellent
Speaker 2: as they expected. That was paid for ether for me.
Speaker 2: So they trying to work out why someone stole that
Speaker 2: many eggs, right, because there's not much you can do
Speaker 2: with that many eggs. It's one of a lot of eggs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that is a lot of eggs. Really big cake, really
Speaker 2: big cake, a big omelet in my ear, and then
Speaker 2: non non nom noises, which was weird. Lots of soldiers
Speaker 2: you need for that, Lots lots of Indeed, we can
Speaker 2: make some entire marangus. We could if they've gone to
Speaker 2: Italy Swiss. If they've gone to Switzerland, shall I continue
Speaker 2: to any other kind of I don't know any I
Speaker 2: was okay, that's my merngue knowledge. There's also there's some
Speaker 2: concerns that they were going to be used to egg
Speaker 2: people because eggs. Yeah, what are you gonna do? Well?
Speaker 3: You know, who would want to see a hundred thousand
Speaker 3: eggs egged at in America?
Speaker 2: Uh huh, I don't know. Hello, yeah, yes, by a
Speaker 2: big umbrella. Yeah, so lots of eggs. So I've just
Speaker 2: got this image of egging elon Musky and I'm very
Speaker 2: happy for some reason. Yeah, everybody gets an egg. Oh now,
Speaker 2: just one hundred thousand on him, because then he would
Speaker 2: die dark? Yes, okay, So yeahs trying to work out
Speaker 2: how they've managed to do it right, because there's a
Speaker 2: truck full of eggs and also where they've gone to,
Speaker 2: because there's not much you can do with that many eggs.
Speaker 2: There's a lot you can do with that many eggs,
Speaker 2: but not in that quantity, reselling them, painting them, paint coming.
Speaker 2: Easter is coming. Maybe it's the Easter bunny. It's the
Speaker 2: Easter bunny. There we go. Yeah, yeah, great, Well you
Speaker 2: really egged that. Sorry I did. Yeah, I was gonna
Speaker 2: say I milked it, but that's the different animal. But
Speaker 2: that's all the buzz from this week. Thanks Mike.
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed all of those excellent stories, and I
Speaker 3: have more fears about robots sticking over.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Stay right, there can be up. After this
Speaker 2: short break, we get up to date with the celebrity
Speaker 2: news in showbiz. Welcome back, and you're watching Chewing the Cud.
Speaker 2: Now this is the part of the show where we
Speaker 2: look into the sparkly side of the world in celebrity
Speaker 2: media and the showbiz with then all right, so you're ready,
Speaker 2: I am prepared showbiz Robert shown, I am from Scotland.
Speaker 2: Sean Connery is the only person I've ever known to
Speaker 2: play a Russian submarine captain and gun I'm playing this
Speaker 2: with a Scottish action. You know, great, the story isn't
Speaker 2: the beat Sean Conray, I'm sorry that would have been good.
Speaker 2: But did you ever watch Orange's New Black? I have
Speaker 2: heard of its work, heard of its work, heard of
Speaker 2: it clearly. I did watch a lot of it. I
Speaker 2: kind of watched a bit of it, and then it's like,
Speaker 2: as Captain Janeway, I can't watch this anymore.
Speaker 3: I feel like I started the first few series and
Speaker 3: then kind of lost my way of it. But one
Speaker 3: of the standout stars from it was Laverne Cox.
Speaker 2: I love Laverne Cox.
Speaker 3: So she's doing a new single camera comedy series. I
Speaker 3: don't really know what that means.
Speaker 2: Single camera camera, so just means one camera on the
Speaker 2: person all the time, okay, cool? So like here we
Speaker 2: have multiple cameras. Yes, it's one there, one there, one there,
Speaker 2: one up there and all over the place. There we
Speaker 2: go that Gary took the hint. So but it's just
Speaker 2: going to have one single shot on the verm.
Speaker 3: So it's called Clean Slate at Premer on the sex
Speaker 3: of feb and it is with Laverne as a transmen
Speaker 3: returning to her hometown in Alabama to reconnect with her
Speaker 3: strange father. Harry's portrayed by George Wallace, so it's all
Speaker 3: about their relationship and sounds like it's a very kind
Speaker 3: of kind hearted, sweet, sort of moving portrayal as well,
Speaker 3: and it's someone who like although there's like initial surprise
Speaker 3: and shock from the father, they actually you know, welcome
Speaker 3: their daughter home into the family and sort of talking
Speaker 3: about growthrom understanding and obviously a portrayal of trans people
Speaker 3: went away. That's kind of like about joy and resilience.
Speaker 3: That's for our change.
Speaker 2: Yes, seems rather lovely because a lot of the trans
Speaker 2: representation we have on TV is it tends to be
Speaker 2: or they're the hooker or the murder of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's always a negative connotation behind it. So absolutely I'm
Speaker 2: glad that Lavine Cops has taken this and done a
Speaker 2: positive and uplifting message because it's what we need for
Speaker 2: the Chance community. Really. Yeah, totally Yeah, and joy joyous
Speaker 2: stories good to share as one which is indeed one second,
Speaker 2: hello Elan, here we go. Yes, we're talking about No,
Speaker 2: I can't repeat that it's on a rant. So yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, acceptance, family bonds. Do you think you are
Speaker 2: you a bit of a a crier? Oh? I'm a
Speaker 2: big crier. Yeah you think you might cry? Oh, I
Speaker 2: definitely will do so, heart stopper, Yeah, cry, cry, cry, wank,
Speaker 2: cry in that order, not always. I love look at
Speaker 2: Love Ncock's scenactor. I think they're brilliant and I've seen
Speaker 2: quite a few things that they've been in, and I
Speaker 2: think they're always able to really just turn on the
Speaker 2: fact that they use their authentic self. Yeah, you're having
Speaker 2: a message, which I always quite like. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: will be ugly crying. Yeah great, I love an ugly cry.
Speaker 3: Who doesn't you know it's good to get into, all right,
Speaker 3: fab Second one, moving from ugly crying to Grinder, Actually
Speaker 3: maybe not moving. So there's a new Grinder campaign. Grinder's
Speaker 3: been doing this with the like they're now campaigning I'm
Speaker 3: like campaigning for her more so, they've now recruited troyce
Speaker 3: Van into their Grinder campaigns. Okay, recruited or maybe troce
Speaker 3: Van owns Grinder. Who knows there's Troy fresh from you know,
Speaker 3: hanging out with Charlie xx.
Speaker 2: He's got a i'm gonna say glow about him, Yes, glow.
Speaker 2: What do you think that glows from? Post coital gosh? Well,
Speaker 2: because we know he's the top. Yes, what we do now,
Speaker 2: that's you know, that's that's the news came out as
Speaker 2: the top years ago. Yeah, because someone went all blooms
Speaker 2: about being a bottom. He's like, no, I'm not a bottom.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, is it a surprise to you? No? Yeah, no, good,
Speaker 2: you know, I mean it helped with a mental image.
Speaker 3: But well they in this campaign there's some continuing on
Speaker 3: the vein of just discussing sex lives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, much so that I have seen the clip and
Speaker 2: it's like Troy and the backing dancers all just chatting
Speaker 2: about about hoo cups and sex and stuff.
Speaker 3: Hotel sex is apparently very much on the cards for
Speaker 3: Troy's troop, so if they're coming to a city near you,
Speaker 3: check out.
Speaker 2: A lot.
Speaker 3: Also, Troy is has expressed attraction to super hairy guys. So, Troy,
Speaker 3: if you're watching, I am all underneath here. There's a
Speaker 3: lot of Scottish hair and I don't shave it. I
Speaker 3: feel like I've given a lot of a lot of
Speaker 3: a second.
Speaker 2: Can pass on your number if you want. I don't
Speaker 2: think no, it's only for I don't think vent's into bye.
Speaker 2: So as well as hairiness, they holding out for older guy,
Speaker 2: all that bold out of shape.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, none of those are okay, sorry, but they
Speaker 3: sort of did discuss that dating, pickup and can be complex, sexy, messy,
Speaker 3: intoxicating and confusing.
Speaker 2: So maybe we're in there, you can it's like what
Speaker 2: we do? That brought Robert Chickie what I'm confused?
Speaker 3: They also chatted about him and his dancers were chatting
Speaker 3: about people taking selfies particular parts of their body I imagine,
Speaker 3: and then can compairing it to objects for scale.
Speaker 2: For example, like this mug. This is a sixteen ounce mug.
Speaker 2: Wondering comparison. What I like when when people take pictures
Speaker 2: with the sky remote m because then I can work
Speaker 2: out on how up to date the sky is, right,
Speaker 2: So that's what you're concerned, like, how could you how
Speaker 2: could your satellite reception?
Speaker 3: Are there any other objects you would like to see?
Speaker 3: Not for comparison, but just to sort of check out there.
Speaker 2: I always get intrigued when people use deodrant because it
Speaker 2: tells what kind of the needs, Like when you see
Speaker 2: links is like block now what the orgent would be
Speaker 2: acceptable to you? Just as like a standard like non
Speaker 2: fragrancy one just anti person and you're like, yes, that's fine, right,
Speaker 2: roll on or spread, I don't mind.
Speaker 3: But when it's links, what's links Africa? No, no, that
Speaker 3: is a yeah, that's an e I think I would say.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so that's that's true. Okay, Hotel sex and around. Okay,
Speaker 3: final story?
Speaker 2: Are you ready? I embraced Okay, Alan Cumming love Alan
Speaker 2: coming Scottish actor.
Speaker 3: I love Alan Comming as well, and I actually I
Speaker 3: would love to be Alan's friend again. Speak to the
Speaker 3: camera for this, Alan, if you are watching, I would
Speaker 3: like to be your friend. That's basically my hope, my hope.
Speaker 2: I'd like I'd like to be his friend, but with benefits. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: well okay, but because I remember him from the High Life,
Speaker 2: which was a classic piece of that. What doesn't for you.
Speaker 3: The fact he was always smoking bron well career, but
Speaker 3: you know that was that was a good start point.
Speaker 3: Look him there winning trophies for are those Emmys? Yes,
Speaker 3: because it says Emmy in the background, it is really
Speaker 3: gone crazy with us. It's quite a sober fox.
Speaker 2: He's he's got.
Speaker 3: Something about him so but so as well as being
Speaker 3: you know, sexy and in many great programs, and series.
Speaker 3: He's also been expressing views on the view in America
Speaker 3: about the recent transgender targeting policies that Trump has brought
Speaker 3: in and expressing is sustained for all of that. So
Speaker 3: it's great to kind of see that he's speaking out
Speaker 3: in a public platform, which we need more and more
Speaker 3: people to do unfortunately these days. And yeah, he's kind
Speaker 3: of really just he's kind of done this a lot
Speaker 3: in his curate amount. It's like as advocating for LGBTQ
Speaker 3: plus rights, but it's really trying to tackle tackle what
Speaker 3: Trump is doing right now. He's based in America, yes,
Speaker 3: so so yeah, and I guess, yeah, it's quite brave
Speaker 3: to kind of like do that, but also like, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm going to make a change somehow, and he's got
Speaker 3: a platform exactly, and it's all about making sure that
Speaker 3: you's your platform.
Speaker 2: For the good and that sort of thing. Yeah. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: I have a question, as a non Scottish post, why
Speaker 2: is this happening.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming he's broken some ribs. I mean, so, well,
Speaker 3: if you have a kilt, so there is like traditionally
Speaker 3: it's all one big bit of material that would also
Speaker 3: go over one shoulder.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you have like a little bare shoulders like
Speaker 2: the Highlanders would be like, oh my shoulder.
Speaker 3: But I would also develop as a sleeping bag. Okay, cool,
Speaker 3: So basically a lot the more material the better. This
Speaker 3: is a modern take on that. I don't think Alan
Speaker 3: is off to sleep in that, and I don't think
Speaker 3: that's attached.
Speaker 2: To a kilt. In New York Ark, I've not been.
Speaker 2: BAlN has a bar called Club Coming, which which I
Speaker 2: would really like to go to. I'd like to get
Speaker 2: into Alan Coming anyway, I'm not going to go.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'd like to perform there again, Alan, I'm available
Speaker 3: to perform in Club Coming.
Speaker 2: There's no in whatsoever, none at all, and that is all.
Speaker 2: This week from the show is shot Bridge shares making
Speaker 2: now well, thanks for that. Then always likes to let
Speaker 2: one second a platform that's it's like it's like Twitter, yeah,
Speaker 2: and dead name in it. So yeah, thanks for that.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: You are very welcome, but don't go anywhere as coming
Speaker 3: up with have a game for you to play in
Speaker 3: our game.
Speaker 2: Of the week. Welcome back to Cheering the Cud with me, Mike,
Speaker 2: Ben in Rowe and then Ben Smith. Now it's that
Speaker 2: part of the show we would play a little game,
Speaker 2: and this is to see if Then can blitz through. Hello, Elon,
Speaker 2: I know I said blitz. Yeah, that's not what no,
Speaker 2: So let's see if Ben can get through this. So
Speaker 2: off your pop Okay, thank you, pop Eye Off of
Speaker 2: the week. So we're going to play a game of
Speaker 2: bin bang or betrothed. So Ven has a selection of
Speaker 2: cards in front of him and he has to pick
Speaker 2: them out. We have to decide whether they're going to
Speaker 2: bin bang or betrothed them as they come out. Are
Speaker 2: you working my hand movement? Seven? Okay? All I could
Speaker 2: see that my hands moving. I was just you know,
Speaker 2: I'm just feeling the energy of the cards, the energy.
Speaker 2: Do you want to pick one of the energy that
Speaker 2: you're feeling? Okay, just picking one, picking one to start with, okay,
Speaker 2: And we're going to decide very quickly where they're going
Speaker 2: to bin bangle betrothed them. Okay, your cousin Ben Okay,
Speaker 2: I know why. I don't know your cousin, so it
Speaker 2: would be your cousin. Okay, my cousin. Wait, so Ben
Speaker 2: bang betrothed? Yeah, Well, I don't want technically illegal when
Speaker 2: you so, I guess it's going to have to be beIN. Sorry, okay,
Speaker 2: you don't have an attractive cousin. So we have bango
Speaker 2: betrothed left, okay, right, Megan Markle interesting, I'm going to
Speaker 2: say betrothed. I would go betrothed too as well, but
Speaker 2: already so I end up in a thropple with her
Speaker 2: and Harry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was kind of what I was thinking too.
Speaker 3: But also, you know there's some money there. Might get
Speaker 3: my own Netflix series.
Speaker 2: You probably would get your own Netflix series if if
Speaker 2: I patrove, Yeah, hit a thropple with Harry and Megan.
Speaker 3: That was definitely a three partter in there, at least
Speaker 3: lichly pun intended.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this means I am so we're gonna have
Speaker 2: to bang whoever's next? Oh okay, Yoda Okay, now I
Speaker 2: think Yoda would be dirty bed. I mean I'm not
Speaker 2: mad about that, just I mean I've done dumb worst.
Speaker 2: I've now got Yoda voice in my head saying very
Speaker 2: dirty things. Oh can you give us an example going dry? Wow,
Speaker 2: I'm quite turned on me journey in a minute. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: next next three continuing from a Yoda.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, I'll try from the left, okay, Kim k
Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian. Yeah, it's a bin for med Banger, okay,
Speaker 3: with Yoda at the same time.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, that's the threesome there, Meghan Markle, Yoda, and
Speaker 2: Harry Hot Optimus Prime. Oh, I wish I hadn't said regretting.
Speaker 2: I am regretting because Optimus Prime is definitely a power bomb. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna bat what was it? Bag? Bang? Bang? You
Speaker 2: could have put a bag over towards that. That's that's
Speaker 2: let's get said. Sure bang, I'd have to betrothed Optimist
Speaker 2: Prime then okay, yeah, I'm slightly concerned. He we're going
Speaker 2: to be putting in the bin, right, So the last
Speaker 2: one I'm betrothing and you're doing and I'm bidding, you're bidding, Okay,
Speaker 2: the joker Okay, huh, I'm all right with that. You're
Speaker 2: oh no, it's not because if it's a Heath Ledger joker,
Speaker 2: I'm not happy about that. It doesn't specify. So maybe
Speaker 2: there's some choice here. It's the whacking Felix, although which
Speaker 2: have a phoenix brother, it wasn't it then that's okay,
Speaker 2: I'm okay with that. Well, it's marriage for me, Okay.
Speaker 2: Now you want to know how I got these scars
Speaker 2: on my wedding night. Drop in the next one. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: my face was quite terrifying. Right, So I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Pick a top okay, one from the top. Okay, let's
Speaker 3: see if they are a top ron Burgundy.
Speaker 2: I have no idea who that is.
Speaker 3: I feel like he is a character in some sort
Speaker 3: of American show that I should probably know. But camp
Speaker 3: does he have a mustache? I'm going to say he
Speaker 3: has some stash, and so it is a bang.
Speaker 2: For me just because he's got a mustache. Yeah, possibly,
Speaker 2: not sure, potentially got a mustache. You'd bang him? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm going to bit him just in case. Do you know? Yes,
Speaker 2: he does have mustache. There we go. There's no clarification
Speaker 2: on whether we've picked the right thing with banging your binning,
Speaker 2: but okay, nothing if not helpful, not they're never help okay,
Speaker 2: ed sharing, Oh no, I've already used the bin. It's
Speaker 2: a bin for me. Sorry, I'm going to bang him, yeah,
Speaker 2: just just because that's the only way I can legitimately
Speaker 2: hurt him. Well, okay, well that hing is still a thing.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we're both patrothing this person. Okay, Homer Simpson. Okay,
Speaker 3: I mean I'd say that you could do worse.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a cartoon characters, so we can just
Speaker 2: draw things a bigger car. Yeah, that's how it works.
Speaker 2: That's exactly how cartoons work. Great, there's a whole section
Speaker 2: of porn. Hope. That's all about what you can do
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Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling. One of the bangs bang bang straight and
Speaker 2: bang bang bang bang. Okay, yeah, I will join you.
Speaker 2: That's okay. No, it's not.
Speaker 3: Sorry if you wanted that time alone, but I'm happy
Speaker 3: to watch.
Speaker 2: I'm just happy to be involved there with a couple
Speaker 2: of t the biscuit backwards. I was about to say, likely, Bob,
Speaker 2: that's what arms Kim jong Um betrothed. Oh okay, great,
Speaker 2: just no one's gonna mess with me. Great, I'll leave
Speaker 2: you to that one. I'll bin bin that for me, okay,
Speaker 2: and let's see final one. So this is betrothing for
Speaker 2: me and binning for me, binning for you.
Speaker 3: It's dear Scottish megastar Subow Susan Boyle.
Speaker 2: Still have very pretty children. Thank you, I will you
Speaker 2: can you can come you can sing at her wedding
Speaker 2: if you'd like, I can sing your wedding. You've heard
Speaker 2: me saying, so we both know that's not love it
Speaker 2: wild horses. She signed that one. Okay, she's my wife,
Speaker 2: so I know you just throw me out in front
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Speaker 2: Ben Ben Ben, I'm going to Betroth. Okay, Yeah, why Betroth.
Speaker 2: She's got very lovely selection of umbrellas Ella and like
Speaker 2: reread wine. Interesting fact, Rihanna's umbrella number one in the
Speaker 2: summer of two thousand and seven, right, it was one
Speaker 2: of the wettest summers on record. I'm not saying she's
Speaker 2: a witch, but there's a correlation there.
Speaker 3: I am saying she's a witch, and that is why
Speaker 3: I'm betrothing her. Okay, powers and you've just thrown that
Speaker 3: witch in the bin. Your parent's not mine?
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Speaker 2: from Batman back? Yeah? Bang even the thought bang bang
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Speaker 2: we can do this separately this time. Banks, Who's going first?
Speaker 2: I don't mind Megan Fox, So I'm marrying Megan. Fuck,
Speaker 2: you're marrying Megan Fox. I think that's a pretty good check.
Speaker 2: To be honest. I'm you know, I'm jealous. I am
Speaker 2: binning her about that one. I'm thinking of. So what
Speaker 2: was Megan Fox in?
Speaker 4: She was?
Speaker 2: Well, the thing that I like from was Jennifer's body,
Speaker 2: where she like, it's like a horror film where she
Speaker 2: is like a sort of zombie eating demon person. Okay,
Speaker 2: and she's just very sexy and has a banging body okay,
Speaker 2: and eats other bodies called Jennifer. Okay. I feel like
Speaker 2: that's not really the best. But yeah, that's enough for now.
Speaker 2: Before we get it further, I'm coming after this short break.
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Speaker 2: So did you have a lovely time? I had a
Speaker 2: very lovely time. I got to see lots, which was nice. Yeah. Great,
Speaker 2: It's a great city. I've been once before. My brother
Speaker 2: took me there as a surprise birthday person. Actually I'm
Speaker 2: with my birthday. Ah, there you go. That's good. It's
Speaker 2: a great birthday place. It was. It's a great birthday place.
Speaker 2: What you want on your birthday? Yes, absolutely, I didn't
Speaker 2: sounds with my brother go out, and I think I
Speaker 2: would go back, probably just not for a while because
Speaker 2: I think it was great sitting in that and I
Speaker 2: had a great time. But I've done everything I want
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Speaker 2: to pay for it. Yeah, as well's just being honest.
Speaker 2: I brought I did bring back some snacks though, red boys,
Speaker 2: Yes boys there, they're over there, So I brought back
Speaker 2: because there's different types of things that they're having this.
Speaker 2: But everything's very nutty. So I hope you don't have
Speaker 2: anotology severe? Yes, severe? Okay, so then's about to die.
Speaker 2: It's going to happen. So we got Turkish to like
Speaker 2: to start with us. We would know it? Which is
Speaker 2: the jelly stuff?
Speaker 1: Hmm?
Speaker 2: Okay, So if you want to take a cube of
Speaker 2: one of those, yes, lovely, Do I know which flavor is?
Speaker 2: At a surprise?
Speaker 3: It's a surprise and see what happens. Yeah, do you
Speaker 3: know what Turkish like? Reminds me of Turkey? Line in
Speaker 3: the which no drobe like the snow?
Speaker 2: Yes? Which is feeding the child? Edward m h edmund jo.
Speaker 2: I just put it all in my life. That's perfectly fine.
Speaker 2: What flavor is it? I have no idea? Yellow? Very
Speaker 2: it's very I do like it. And when when we're
Speaker 2: setting up, I had a question about all the white powder.
Speaker 2: It's sugar. Do you have a lot of this whilst
Speaker 2: you're there? I did. I add a lot of a
Speaker 2: lot of local things. Some some cop do Turkish delights,
Speaker 2: lots of Turkeish delights. We've got some other ones as well.
Speaker 2: So we've got some. There's hazel nuts, okay, and chocolate.
Speaker 2: There's hal is a not pistachio, there's just pistachio. And
Speaker 2: then there's this one. I cannot remember what it is.
Speaker 2: Which one you like?
Speaker 3: I'm going to try the his ampustaches that what you
Speaker 3: just said? This one here, it looks I like the
Speaker 3: border very nice.
Speaker 2: There's great, lovely going first one which I referred to
Speaker 2: as Thetela one because it's just chunplate hazel mm hmm,
Speaker 2: very nice. Did you have a Turkish massage when you
Speaker 2: were there? I did go to I went to a
Speaker 2: gay I am sure. I had a recommendation from a
Speaker 2: local gentleman of which one to go to. But I
Speaker 2: had a lovely time. I met a lovely gentleman and
Speaker 2: his partner and one of their friends, real get together.
Speaker 2: We were having a great exactly.
Speaker 3: I didn't go to a gay one. And I can
Speaker 3: only describe as got a massage. It's involved a very
Speaker 3: large Turkish man pummeling me.
Speaker 2: Not in that way into the slab, a soapy one
Speaker 2: very painfully whilst like some women watched. Are you sure
Speaker 2: you didn't go to the same one I went through?
Speaker 2: Well maybe, but I don't know. I wasn't into it.
Speaker 2: It was just very sore. Okay. So the actual massage
Speaker 2: that I had while there was brilliant and it was
Speaker 2: a very very intense massage, and I felt great afterwards.
Speaker 2: M I just felt sourer. I mean I did after Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is good. It's good. See, this is what they
Speaker 2: considered Turkish to light. So it's less about the jellyfied stuff,
Speaker 2: and it's more about the fond and tea cannon stuff.
Speaker 2: Which do you want another one? What's going on with
Speaker 2: these birds nests? I'm not talked about the birds nest yet?
Speaker 2: Jumping ahead? Sorry, Would you like to try another one? Yes?
Speaker 2: Or no? To what? So there's a backlover? Mmm? Okay.
Speaker 2: So it it's a pace that's shredded and then drenched
Speaker 2: in honey, right, and then some nuts. So there's almond,
Speaker 2: not pistachial almond, or there's hazel nuts. Which one would
Speaker 2: you like? I'm gonna go for the almond good because
Speaker 2: I prefer the hazel nut mark ormond. That's that's that there?
Speaker 2: This one very sticky. Is they coated in honey? So yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so. I've had Greek, which is more like square. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've never seen them like this little it's very cute cut.
Speaker 2: It is very sticky. It reminds you of the Turkish
Speaker 2: bad I do have some mutch in my face. M hmm.
Speaker 2: It's a lot harder than I expected. Nothing. Everything they
Speaker 2: use is always honey. Writing for sweetness as well. So
Speaker 2: although all the desserts and things are very sweet, and
Speaker 2: everything very sweet flavored. They have of the lowest rates
Speaker 2: of diabetes. It's not refined sugar. It's all natural sugars
Speaker 2: and things. Wait, they have the worst rates. No, they
Speaker 2: have the best that's rates. So they have low diabetes,
Speaker 2: the best rates of diabetes, the best rates of diabetes,
Speaker 2: low rates of death in the world. Cancer is differently
Speaker 2: because it's a very heavy smoking country. Well, would you
Speaker 2: like some Turkish tea? I'd love some Turkish team. I
Speaker 2: have some pomegranates Turkish team because everyone's used to that
Speaker 2: apple m and yes, gallery it looks clear because that's
Speaker 2: just the hot water, right, you're going to mix it
Speaker 2: in mixed it in. Did you spend a lot of
Speaker 2: time and shops and cafe so I was very lucky
Speaker 2: that my hotel actually had a tea shop restaurant place
Speaker 2: at the top, so I did spend a little bit
Speaker 2: of time there. This is very sweet. I can smell
Speaker 2: its sweetness. This is a traditional discorsion. This is this
Speaker 2: is a version. I don't know. It's like a barocca.
Speaker 2: Like a barocca if you want a really good day
Speaker 2: as a placebo effect making really cheap eggmented pea. So yeah,
Speaker 2: cheers is normally what people say are fustraighted. What's cheers
Speaker 2: and Turkish cheers? H m hmm.
Speaker 3: It kind of tastes like hot raby when I was
Speaker 3: ill getting yeah, and I love it because everyone we
Speaker 3: can't drink teak of the caffeine back because much turkeys
Speaker 3: teas want because it's just flavored water, just warm flavored water.
Speaker 2: Technically hot. Yes, it's just been out for a while
Speaker 2: because TV lies well. Thank you. I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: transported to stembul through through this wonderful if I'm not
Speaker 2: telling you what these I'm just putting this out there.
Speaker 3: If you would like to send me as a roving
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Speaker 3: very happy to very happy to for you viewers at home.
Speaker 2: Aren't you kind of selfless? I am kind of and selfless.
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Speaker 2: the correlation. It just happened to me. Well, thank you
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